The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Is RFK Declaring War on Fat People? A Pronoun Rapture & Women Marrying Gay Guys

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

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Many people have taken issue with RFK's controversial new policy for all government vehicles to have a mandatory no fat chicks bumper sticker with President Biden even weighing in to say if he wanted the bumper stickers to say less fat chicks or even barely any fat chicks I could understand where he's coming from but to say none at all just tells me that RFK has never really partied. RFK responded by saying, RFK continued, and President Biden may also want to note that from her perspective, this is a 4 out of 10 tops, easily 290, going home with a Kennedy, not too shabby on her end, raw too, which reminds me I will also be removing the cream filling from Twinkies.

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I've been saying that Jim from The Office was the biggest push that's ever been pushed on people. Now they're calling him the world's sexiest man. Right? I've told you, I know what it looks like when the industry's trying to shove this guy down your throat and maybe you're saying it's obvious now in hindsight it's 2020 sure never has a man been by in the history of hollywood yeah has there ever been someone that has been pushed as hard

as jim from the office to try to be a leading man well i mean the thing is he did become jim for they didn't push him to be jim from the office like he got on the office and then blew up on the office it's like it's almost like he doesn't require the push no but what did they do it that well that's true but he didn't want to be a rom-com guy they were trying to make jim from the office they wanted him to be in the movie standing there with the gun he's all jacked they wanted him to be like batman next you know what i mean dude he probably like if he walks by the actress that plays pam he like doesn't even acknowledge her he's just like yeah it's just like a co-worker of mine i don't know we used to work together on a thing it's no big deal oh what was your oh yeah yeah

yeah pam pam right no that's not my name is jenna fisher oh i don't whatever it is yeah yeah really i've been calling you pam the whole time this rfk shit's been probably my favorite thing in the universe. And it hyped up. So there's a lot of stuff that RFK is going to ban. This is making me laugh. Hold on. Bad news for the pharma companies. Hold on. This is the future that you're going to be living in.

Just came home. You just moved into a new house. Can you hear that, dude? Oh, yeah. You're going to show up. You're like, you know, let me just go grab my Big Mac. I left a piece of it from the pizza in the fridge. You go, broccoli. He goes, put it down. You just hear it from the other

room. Put it down. It's like poltergeist. That's what you hear. Oh, I'm going to use a... Hey, honey, you want to try this flavored condom? For some reason, the flavor's gone. It just tastes like latex. Latex is bad, too. He's testing the food for poison.

I'm testing the food for poison. That photo of him on... Who said that? Who said that? Put it down. It's just you taking a sip of fucking Coca-Cola, and you're just like, this tastes different. It's water.

Who replaced Coke with water? I think that's the world you're living in with RFK right now. Oh, man. If he takes away the DCs, not going to be happy about that. He's talked about the DCs. He might come after the DCs, dude. Did you see that photo of him on Trump Force One? Of course.

And they made him eat McDonald's. I know, man. It was literally like the, what was it? It's going to be his turning point, man. Harold, the meme, you know, the Harold or whatever. Like the guy who's like. Oh, literally he was like harold he's just like like just like the most forced smile as he used to fucking big mac oh i i'm sure that i'm telling you there's gonna be a hell to pay for that oh dude he must not have been pumped i wonder if

he ate it though like what like what is his like just like choking down now i'm telling you i think that was his turning point where it's like he walked home that night and Cheryl came in the door and he's like, RFK, what's wrong? He goes, it's going to be some changes around here, Cheryl. Clean out the pantry.

I actually think that's going to be a scenario where it's going to be sort of like someone moved into a new house and you just walk in your fridge and you're like, I had a pizza slice here and it's just a piece of broccoli. Hey man.

It's in the middle of the woods. If he brings back beef towel for McDonald's fries, I'll be, because I never, I don't think I ever, beef tallow, it's basically just beef fat

that they render and they use it. Oh, they used to do that and they replaced it with all the seed oils? They used to use it, they replaced it with oil because oil is way cheaper,

right? You ever seen the movie Seven? Yeah. Where the fat guy, he feeds him. Yeah, the glutton. I think he's going to be like that with seed oils. He's going to be bringing people down to a dungeon.

They're going to be hooked up. Their hands are there. He's like, well, you said you like seed oils. How about all the seed oils in the world? All the seed oils. Every seed oil. Yeah, but that'll be good, except for that if he's successful with getting rid of seed oils, which I don't think he will, but if he is,

everything's going to get so expensive. There's a lot of horror movie stuff going on because AOC removed her pronouns. Oh, no. She logs into her Twitter bio. Could have sworn there was pronouns here. What? Where are the pronouns? It said she, her.

Last time I checked, it said she, her. And then she starts turning into a guy. That's what happens, right? i think it's russian hackers russian hackers logged into her twitter and removed the profile just to see it is a pronoun rapture right now and from everywhere pronouns are just disappearing you no one knows what gender anyone is everyone's just like uh sir ma'am sir dude what's your name? You just go by names only.

You know what I mean? We're back to just straight names only. I think a lot of people, it's a rapture. Did you know the- Dude, they just banned on the Capitol. Mike Johnson just banned trans people from using the bathroom. I did see all that stuff going on. It just happened in the last hour. But then he's like, dude, we have tons of gender neutral bathrooms.

You just have a ton of bathrooms. There's tons of bathrooms, tons of gender neutral bathrooms, tons ton of bath there's tons of bathrooms tons of gender neutral bathrooms tons of private bathrooms so he's just like it's not he's like it's not like they're like oh i guess i gotta i can't use the bathroom anymore he's like there's tons of bathrooms see yeah he's people are talking like it's gonna be europe watching congress and it's just like everyone there and there's like what's that smell and he's like well even with you let me oh yeah i take a fucking deuce on the floor. Didn't want to. What are you expecting me to do? Yeah, I'm wearing a diaper in Congress because we're not allowed to.

What do you want me to do? It's Trump's America. We're just shitting on the floor now. It's just everyone. That's what I'm saying, man. It's just you're covered in shit and piss because real bathrooms are for boys and girls now. That's what it is. That is the thing.

You know what? I'll tell you what's kind of on that same topic. It was making me laugh. Obviously, they were talking about a big thing in the election where trump was doing all the campaigns where it's like kamala wants uh uh reassignment surgeries for prisoners yeah but it was kind of like people have also said that thing where if you were you know from 20 years ago and then you came now and you're just like it's elon musk and rfk you're like what the hell yeah what's going on you're right but it was also making me laugh the idea of coming from 20 years ago and they're

just like kamala harris wants sex changes for inmates and you're just like wow they really hate crime yeah yeah wow it's authoritarian future where they're really uh punishing people pretty heavy-handed and they go no no it's voluntary no you know you don't understand it they actually the prisoners want this you're just like stealing doesn't pay in 2024 yeah how long until there's like some movie about dicks are for good boys yeah how long is there some movie about like you know some kind of uh dallas buyers club kind of like you know that style of movie where someone has to commit a crime to get the sex change operation well that's what happens you get what was the movie where someone had to order in the court says that you've stole four cookies from the thing mandatory sex change next

in the future 2024 prisoners are receiving sex changes against their will their dicks everything you walk into prison is just like dicks on spikes this is you'd be like deterrent and you're just like she started as a prosecutor and now she's taking it one step forward like it kind of does if you were from the future you say they're giving they're giving prisoners sex changes and you're just like oh my god what do they do by the way this this really paints um an incorrect view of what's going on in prisons because my main jam right now on tiktok is watching live streams from people who are in jail which is so crazy like federal prisons you're not allowed to have cell phones and these people are like just live stream it is hilarious yeah

all day all the podcasts well there's this one welcome to the prison zone there's this one guy who uh i mean it'll be sick if they allowed them to have podcasts but there's this one guy all he does is film like heroin addicts like people doing heroin at his prison so and he'll like come up on them and they're all just like you know the like nodding off and you're like yeah there's just like heroin ever like there's just so many drugs in prisons everyone's just like on heroin and stuff it's bizarre yeah but you think you're like wait don't like you would you would think that uh correction officer would see someone clearly on heroin they go that's a cause for concern let's do something they go no just walk around they go yeah these guys are all fucked up on heroin they

just just go about they go where they get the heroin you're just like obviously the guards. They go, where did they get the heroin? You're just like, obviously the guards. Yeah, well, regardless of where they get the heroin. The guards are walking around with fucking Rolexes on. Yeah, yeah, but regardless of where they're even getting it from, you can just be on heroin in prison, obviously, and it's not like, hey, we got to do something about this. You just go, I don't know. It's basically like walking around New York.

Yeah, kind of. They're just all nodding. The guys are doing the move. They're just nodding off. Yeah, exactly. They're all doing the dance? Yeah, they're just like. doing the move yeah exactly

they're all doing the dance yeah they're just like you know you know the jubilee podcast

yeah the jubilee we've been talking about one nazi versus 40 you know 40 woke lib trans people

uh a good spoof that was making me laugh is doing one straight guy, uh, debates 40, uh,

gay guys on whether pussy is better than butthole. Pussy versus bussy. Yeah. And it's just the guys like, you know, I don't know what to tell you. It's just like way better. Butthole is not as good.

Dudes are gross. And then each gay guy running to the chair yeah the gay guys running sashay they do a little spin the gay pirouette into the chair he goes oh thank you nice to meet you and he's like yeah i just think it's kind of gross doing buttholes and then the guy's like honest well it's actually sick i love it and you're like honestly i'm not convinced man i'd way rather be like listen up sweetie vaginas are nasty he's like have you ever even had a vagina he's like no and he's like what are we even doing here then next guy next guy all right can i get the next all right it was good thank you good meeting you the next guy comes

in he's just like you know obviously i'm a butthole guy i love butthole he's like gonna have to disagree with you i just had you know i've done both by the way and it's like yeah maybe you do the girl's butthole but you guys are talking about dude's butthole, which is, like, ridiculous. That girl's butthole, not bad. It's still, I still wouldn't take it over pussy. It's like, it's a novelty at best. But you guys are talking about dude butthole. And they're just dead serious.

This is a really serious debate. Serious debate. So, fact check. Does RFK plan to force Coke to change its Coca-Cola recipe? I didn't know this was even on the table. Yes! What, they're going back to new Coke? Yeah, you were spitting rumors that you heard on Truth.

On Truth Social? Retruths? The drop in shares also went beyond vaccine makers. Well, there's all the pharma companies. All the pharma companies are running for the hills. Oh, man. I'd much rather be a pharma company than a mainstream news company right now. Woo!

I was reading something about, I think it's 17% of all advertising in America is pharmaceuticals. Right, right, right. There's so much money that they're just going to have. The pharma companies are kind of like, we're going to be getting paid still either way. Maybe we're going to take a little nosedive but again who like they've said it forever who watches an ad for something and then he's like i want that drug they go to their doctor their doctor goes this is the drug i think they do what do you mean i think people watch that i mean they do but like at the end of the day you still go to your doctor and he goes they're sitting in their fucking dude they're

sitting in their chair like you know yeah chips on their gut yeah chips on their gut and then the advertisements like instead of exercising like take this one pill and you'll be skinny and they're like mock me a doctor's appointment what about like all the hiv ads you know like are they like oh that's the hiv medication i want or you just go to the doctor he goes this is the best one for you yeah but you to ask them they all say ask your doctor about this. Yeah, ask your doctor. But I'm saying,

if you have an issue, you know that you have the issue. No. I've heard people make the point, so I'm not saying that what you're saying is crazy out of left field. I've heard people make this.

I just don't buy it. I think there is... Okay, if you're like, hey, I want to do... I'm going to get dick pills, right? Yeah. There's 4,000 dick pills. They all advertise. What's the point? No, but pills, right? Yeah. There's 4,000 dick pills. They all advertise.

What's the point? No, but there's really only two. There's only two types. There's Cialis and Viagra, and they are different, right? Right, and you might see a commercial with one being like Cialis, and then you get in your head like, oh, ask your doctor about Cialis. Yeah, and then you go to the doctor, and he's like, yo, do you want to be hard right away, or do you want the long acting?

When you go long acting, he goes, you're a Cialis man now. Thank you, doctor. They don't really do that, though. The odd doctor might do that, acting when you go long acting goes you're a cialis man now you got thank you doctor he they don't really do that though like the odd doctor might do that yeah but if you go to your doctor okay if you go to your doctor like sleep medication right if you go to your doctor and you tell them which one you want they'll give it to you oh they will yeah okay yeah like so many old people just watch all day and they'll be like try that and then they okay depression medications right every fucking girl that's on depression medication they go try this one and then they call their doctor and they say oh i've

read about this one i want to try that sure so i've heard the point people make that they're like it doesn't work it's just also you know it's kind of like this quid pro quo so they'll just talk i think that's related because that's the thing i think people do do this because there's tons of kickbacks too right like the doctors get flown when i was in Hawaii. Yeah, I think it's all related. But I do think people do watch, you know, medications. They go, do you have bad skin? Try this. And then you go to your doctor and be like, I heard about this fucking Accutane bullshit.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe. But anyways, I don't think. Well, I know people have done that. So, yeah, I guess some people do. But anyways, not good for the news. No, it's not good for the news. New.

Oh, what's his name right now? Daniel, the guy that fucking loves the news. He'd it's not good for the news. New. Oh, what's his name right now? Daniel, the guy that fucking loves the news. He'd be so mad right now. The guy who loves the news. The guy who loves the news in the newsroom,

Kevin Daniels, Daniels, Kevins. He was also in Dumb and Dumber. Oh, yeah. He's the star. Jeff Daniels.

Yeah, yeah. And he's the star of the show, The Newsroom. And there was the famous scene where afterwards he goes I fucking love the news just love doing the news

love the news he's on True Social now man god damn I love making news he got a big payday from True Social

so he's on there now Jeff Daniels another character character he played they say that sugar cane the rumor is they're going to replace Coca-Cola with sugar cane. Oh, just going to go Mexican style.

Well, I think it was one of those things where RFK, Like the most obese people in like maybe the world. Yeah, second or something. They are up there. I think what happened is he took a trip to Jamaica and he comes back. He goes, man, we need that cane. Yeah. Oh, what is this sugar?

Yeah. I mean, I like the dye thing. He thing he goes we're gonna ban some of these dyes i don't think i don't know i read it somewhere but someone made the best thing where you're like you could ban all these dyes at the at the end of the day people eat too much and they don't exercise enough and you banning dyes are gonna make such a small impact on anything because it's all gonna make small impact but such a small impact on anything. Well, it's all going to make small impact, but if that small impact adds up to 10%. But I'm saying the things like banning the dyes. You don't think little kids, when they're like a 10-year-old kid that's,

I know it seems like I'm just being contrarian on all your points right now, but if you were a kid and you come into the store and which one catches your eye that you go drink the brightest one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I understand that. I'm just saying I don't know how bad the dyes. Obviously

they're like, these dyes are bad. Part of ginger ale, that's probably why ginger ale is not popular because it's a fucking bad color. It is a bad color. That is true. If they gave it some of that fucking crazy orange fanta dye. I think that's 90% of why ginger ale is not popular. This is an old person drink.

It feels like it, right? If they made that like bright orange i think kids might start getting involved with it they need the jaguar execs to uh go to a ginger ale ad what happened with the jaguar you didn't see the ad what people aren't happy with oh my god jaguar came out with this ad yesterday and it was just like but it's like this futuristic kind of like it looks like a devo music video kind of thing and they're all like these bright colors and there's like you know trans people and all this stuff no cars yeah no cars in the ad you're like this is a car ad you're like hey and everybody just was like what well it's funny too because jaguar is sort of like a rich people ad it's not for like these weird kind of hipster like

honestly if this ad was for like a fiat you know those fiat those kind of cutesy weird yeah yeah okay european fiat or whatever but jaguar is like kind of a jaguar you're appealing to like finance hedge fund guys yeah you're like retired guys and stuff who have some money big retired guy car you know finally gets the car you know take finally finishes his job leaves with the watch and he finds yeah exactly i'm getting a rolex and a Jaguar yeah and they're kind of pieces of shit yeah summer house

oh are they yeah they're like super yeah but they're like I don't know if they still are but I remember that was the knock on the I told you my uncle

was a big Jaguar guy you know that no I didn't know I never told you this so my uncle's an advertising guy in Canada and he won

I mean he won an ad did he make this piece of shit? Find out because he's going to be an ex-advertising guy. Ten years ago, so I don't think he's involved with Jaguar anymore. Again, advertising people do give themselves a lot of

awards, so I don't know the extent, but he won best advertisement and it was the Jaguar and the emblem had the leash holding it back. Oh, okay. Do you remember that one? Yeah, I remember that. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. It was basically like, it was like a print ad,

but they had it a lot of places and it was the emblem and it had a leash trying to hold it back because it's too fast. Yeah, too fast. Yeah, yeah. And he made that. All right, well, now it's super gay.

Jaguar's getting the Bud Light treatment right now. Well, now it still has, the Jaguar has a leash on it, but also a ball gag. Oh, no, you should update that. Ask him to follow. Hey, can you just make a little. Do you have the original file?

Can you throw a ball gag on that thing? That's the new Jaguar. It's still on a leash, but the guy holding the leash is like, he's wearing full bondage outfit and he has the shirt with the nipples cut out. That's kind of what they're going for. Well, the media is obviously trying to do rfk dirty but this is the funniest one um so this is new york times they go mr mr candy has singled out fruit loops as an example of a product with too many artificial ingredients

questioning why the canadian version has fewer than the u.s version but he was wrong the ingredient list is roughly the same. Although Canada's has natural colorings made from blueberries and carrots, while the U.S. product contains red dye 40, yellow 5, and blue 1, as well as butylide hydroxyclonin or BHS, a lab-made chemical

that is used for freshness according to the ingredient label. Yeah, so we can get rid of that. It's like, who needs their Froot Loops to last two months? He says that the US version and the Canadian version are different, but he's wrong. There's one tiny difference

and then they list off 14 chemicals. The reason why he's right. Boutylatide, hydroxychloridide. Yeah, that sounds not good. It definitely sounds different. Well, enjoy electing. Anybody who voted for donald trump the only thing you get to eat now is fucking grape nuts so i hope you're happy that's the only oh my god you're saying it's different it's exactly the same obviously there's some hydroxylide

chloroquine oh my there's a touch of hydroxylide chloroquine just a smidge oh my god you're making you blow everything out of proportion yes there's blue 40 yellow 40 and hydroxylide chloroquine 45. Just a smidge. Oh, my God. You blow everything out of proportion. Yes, there's blue 40, yellow 40, and hydroxylide 45. I can't even say these chemicals. Hydroxytolinine. Probably eat that all the time. I don't know. Yeah.

Also, people are saying that he's coming for the Ozempic. Oh, he's coming for everything, man. He's going to be fucking cleaning the house. You know they have the biggest hhs that he's gonna be the head of has a bigger budget than the pentagon what yeah it's the biggest budget out of any federal agency what do they do there's the fda the cdc like all that shit dude he's good like fauci's boss now i know fauci doesn't work anymore but he's like in a whoever replaced fauci is like rfk's your boss anthony fauci's not gonna work here anymore fauci's like getting a full fucking he's at like some mexican plastic surgery getting like a whole

new face fauci's fauci's sweating right he's in a thing right now having his arms and legs stretched out oh yeah you know what's so funny today he's just cranking the thing today actually cbc came out with an article which is getting absolutely like oh yeah what are they saying uh that uh it turns out the covid uh did come from a wet market literally that's our cbc article today 2024 they go hey the lab leak thing no it did come from a wet market yeah good luck with that cbc what are they doing over there just fucking burning money just shredding money but also just look you see the shoveling it into a fire you see the comments and everybody's like yeah we just don't believe that. I'm sorry. I think everyone said that that's what I should do. Yeah, I think, like, even Stephen Colbert is like, yeah, got some egg on my face.

But I guess it did get made in a bioweapons lab. I've seen a lot of articles of people being like, we're going to have to stock up on a Zempig. We're going to have to stock up on birth control. We're going to have to stock up on Froot Loops. That'll be like the new bunker supplies like left-wing bunker supplies yes you know instead of instead of like the rations it's just like these fruit loop boxes and all this shit that rfk is gonna take away from

you progressive supplies yeah progressive supplies it's a gun and instead of shooting it just like a like a flag comes out it says bang yeah you're going to want a rifle with a flag that says bang. Yeah, maybe some mace. Who's going to take your mace away, ladies? Soy Bunker Supply. Tofu. Selling left-wing soy bunker supplies. He's coming for it.

That is so funny. You don't have to shake so much shit up. Well, this is the best article about it. So, New York Post. Ozempic too expensive? So, for those of you who are freaking out about Ozempic being too problematically expensive or they think that it's going to get taken away, these healthy foods might mimic the effects and pricey weight loss drugs for pennies.

So, if Ozempic is too expensive or they take it away, they have a solution. It's literally fiber and protein. Yeah, that's the issue. They didn't know. They didn't know. Oh, I didn't know that it was just good to eat lean ground beef and steaks all the time. So you're telling me that if I just do vegetables, that's really high fiber? I've been taking Ozempic this whole time like an idiot.

Literally one of the things is eat apples. Hey, don't have Ozempic? Just eat some apples. There's literally a substitute for Ozempic. They said carrots. Carrots and apples and lentils. That's so fucking funny. You know all the stuff that makes you gag when you eat them?

The bad news is you're not going to be able to get your Ozempic anymore. The good news is we found a perfect substitute for cheaper. Carrots. Yeah, yeah. Just eat like a bodybuilder. Just good news is we found a perfect substitute for cheaper. Carrot. Yeah, yeah. Just eat like a bodybuilder. Just, you know, chicken breast and rice and broccoli. Oatmeal.

Like, literally, they're just like, okay. Take oats, for example. The breakfast staple has been eaten for centuries for a reason. Apparently, meanwhile, high in protein,

Greek yogurt is another winner. Do you think that people don't know? I mean, maybe people don't know. Yes, yogurt's probably better than the 80 strips of bacon you had last year. Yeah, yogurt or Doritos. I'm not sure which one is the better thing for me. I had nine Tim Hortons breakfast sandwiches. You're telling me that it was better to have some oats?

Turns out Doritos would be a good thing for the progressive bunker boxes, actually. Those things are fucking frankenfoods. They're coming for those. Yeah, they are. There's going to be no residue on your fingers anymore when you eat Doritos under the Trump administration. Oh, you walk in, shake your hand. You shake RFK's hand and there's a little bit of orange Cheeto dust. Cheeto dust is just gone.

Dude, we're going to be calling fucking Trump a Cheeto. And you go, what even is that? Literally goes, I don't get that reference. In 15 years they're like trump the cheeto you think that's why trump hired because he didn't like the cheeto comments he goes well good good because there's not gonna be cheetos anymore good luck keeping that reference up dude you're going to a doctor and you're just like yo that's this crazy. I just talked to this doctor. Buddy, did you know that a fucking, having a spoonful of oats was better than the nine XL pizzas from Nova I had yesterday? Yo, I just had a full bag of Little Caesars crazy bread.

You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you is actually better than that. Apples. I would love if somehow RFK Jrr could bring back 90s crazy bread though because i don't know if you had it recently but it's fallen i haven't been to caesar's in a minute i think the last time i was at caesar's with you we were on the road somewhere i remember we stopped in like a parking lot underrated caesar's sick caesar's sick but dude the crazy bread i remember man it used to be so good what do you have we think happened with it not as much just what everything happened parmesan i think they just cost cutting they start using like you

know they probably used to use maybe real butter or something like closer. And then they're like, now it's just like hydrogenated oils and all that stuff. And it's just all these like, it's like Subway. They made it all cheaper. Dude, like look, if the prices of these things haven't gone up in 20 years, you're like, something's getting cut back on. Okay.

That is true. If they're still doing the full pies for five bucks. Dude, Subway still has those ingredients seven dollar foot long subs it's like that's what it cost when i was in high school so it's like something's got to give here like the as far as i understand uh the economics don't allow you to you're eating cardboard yeah you're eating i know they have i guess they're not gonna be able to use the the yoga mat thing in the bread anymore for subway what was the yoga they had some chemical in i don't know if it was here in canada but they had some chemical in the bread anymore for Subway. What was the yoga mat thing? They had some chemical in,

I don't know if it was here or in Canada, but they had some chemical in the bread. They go, they use this same chemical in yoga mats. Well, I mean, I guess it's so everyone, because you go, anyone who's going to be eating there is not going to be doing yoga. So you kind of are like,

you spread out your margin a little bit. Sure, yeah, exactly. You're like, how do, yeah, we have all this yoga mat chemical business, but you're're like how do we get it to the other people you're like put it in fat food yeah put it in bread put in bread americans love bread yeah well it is one of those things where uh oh i'll give you one more other foods to try avocado barley chia seeds dark leafy greens, kale and spinach. A Subway did completely give up on the fact that they're a healthy

option now. They've just given up completely. That company is in such disarray. I think something like half the people even... They died with Jared, it feels like. I know. He's still alive, though, isn't he? I think he's in jail. No, I know he's in jail.

He hasn't been knifed up yet. I guess he's in jail. No, I know he's in jail, but he hasn't been knifed up yet. I guess he's in PC. Yeah, he has. Has he been stabbed up? I don't know if he was stabbed. He got his shit kicked out of him. Larry Nassar got stabbed like 30 times. All these prison.

That's all I watched. No, Jared was getting it. Yeah. So I know what everything's happening. How do I get in the prison TikTok? I don't know. You got to watch enough prison TikToks and they'll keep showing them. I would like prison TikTok. Yeah. There's the live stream. Some of them are. You got to watch enough prison TikToks and they'll keep showing them to you. I would like prison TikToks. Yeah.

The live streams from them are great. Literally, dude, just live stream from prison. It's insane. That's sick. Dude, they show all the cooking. There's this one guy. He has like a- Prison sounds not that bad.

It still seems not that good. But this one guy has like a prison- He's like a prison chef. Because you know how the thing in prison is everybody has to have their own little rackets. You can have your own little business kind of thing. So this guy's like this elite prison chef. Dude, I know how to make a the thing in prison is everybody has to have their own little rackets. Like, you can have your own little business kind of thing. So this guy's, like, this, like, elite prison chef. Dude, I know how to make a stinger. What's a stinger? It's like a...

So you can boil water, because you're not allowed to boil water or whatever. So then you take, like, they take an extension cord, and they pull the things apart, and then you tape, you, like, basically strip the wires, and then you take a rock, and you put them around them, and then you tie, like, some tape around the rock, and, like, the metal wire part, and then you put them in a cup of water and then it boils the water because you

can't like boil water there so you do you do that oh because if you blow i don't do it at home not that things are going to happen that's what i'm picturing you late at night just like watching these tutorials like trying to make a stinger but then they're all making because dude it's like they're they have all these foods there that like it's all just ramen noodles but this guy makes like these crazy chinese dishes really but he's like cooking them he uses one of these stingers and you have like a they have like a little metal desk like in your in your cell you have a little metal desk you can just like do your learning at or whatever and then uh they turn that into a griddle like they basically hook these things up so then they

heat this metal desk and so these dudes are like in their cell like doing itachi shit yeah like yeah like a hibachi like fucking cooking and everything and this guy's like cooks meals for everybody and then they like buy so he has like a little restaurant it's crazy that guy's probably gonna be getting a lot of followers too he's gonna probably come out and actually be like an influencer now yeah but the problem is is you're like dude a lot a lot of states have they just delete their accounts a lot of states have made having a cell phone in prison a felony yeah so what happens when the guy gets caught doing his you like get an extra year added to your sentence or something so it's an endless cycle you never

get out of it yeah but then you like you get that heat you know so yeah why don't you just well i guess what's the upside for them to do to do the videos i think they're just bored i think that's why they do them is they're kind of just bored and then i it sounds like state by state it's different some states they'll just like take your cell phone away from you but cell phones are expensive like in prison it's like a cell phone it's like three grand for like a 40 like android phone or whatever like because you know someone's got to sneak it in in their butt right and those things are probably not comfortable to say no it's probably full of poo uh poo everywhere like all in the crevices you know like you're like this thing's not charging and then you're like look in there

you go oh it's poo that's why there's one other last thing about fk that was making me laugh is he if i saw on instagram i follow him. I saw this video. He's got some ball. So it's a ball on a string. Yeah, what was that? Did you see that ad? No, I didn't see it, but it was an ad? So he has an ad. He has this ball on a string and he hits it or whatever, right?

Yeah. And he's punching the ball on the string. And then he goes, I think it was called, I wrote it on BoxBall. And he goes, you know, he goes, hey, everybody, this is my BoxBall. And you know, you want to use the promo code RFK every time I'm on tour. He does an ad read. And it was just like, dude, like you just, you're in the cabinet of the president. The president.

Trump just announced. You have a job now. I mean, Trump just announced a line of Make America Great Again guitars. These guys can't stop selling. Yeah, dude. They're just selling. So, I mean, I guess they're like, hey. Do you think that's what happened, though?

He was hanging out with Trump. And he was just like, oh. Yeah, Trump's like, dude, what's your merch like? Yeah, and he was like, I don't even have merch. And he's like, what's wrong? You don't have merch? Bobby, you don't have any merch? He's like, I don't know.

I'm playing with this ball thing. He was like, there you go. There you go. Yeah, make a deal with them. Take half the company. You're like Shark Tank. Dude, the president is like the administration is like some weird Shark Tank thing. They're all going to have.

Yeah, really? Matt Gaetz is going to have like a weird shark tank thing. They're all going to have. Yeah, really? Matt Gaetz is going to have like a hair gel or something. Matt Gaetz is Botox. It really does feel like though. This one caught me off guard because I was like, oh, it's a quirky video. And then he was like, you know, everyone needs a bowl box ox or whatever it was. You're going to be the head of HHS. So I guess you can put one in every elementary school in the country and force them to use it yeah there you go it's just so weird seeing

politicians doing like a sponsored instagram because they never did that before that's i know it's insane started doing it and then they're all like oh we can make all this money on the side like just hawking bullshit yeah it's like they're it just seems so funny to see like a congressman being like you just want to say hi to my constituents and tell them that tutti frutti is the best it's like bizarre starting next week we'll be launching congress coin get in on the ground floor before this bad boy moons yeah they're all just fucking like hogging shit coins some it's just a bizarre thing to see to like a congressperson who has to pitch themselves as a super serious person. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Well, you know what I'm learning is they're not super serious people. They're just people. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah. The jig's definitely up if they're serious. They're just like everybody in Congress. That's just a guy or a girl.

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of a, I don't know what you'd call it, a crusade talking about how Blue Sky is the next big site. I'm not saying it's the next you said it's the next big site you have very strong opinions on this guy even i go on there a lot just really well you know i feel like it's somewhat of my job to like yeah it's you know know what's going on take the temperature blue sky just passed well that's kind of funny because you told me there's a lot of gay porn on and you haven't been on that much and then after since you told

me the gay porn now all of a sudden, it's your part of your job. Guilty. Since you found out that there's people posting hentai everywhere. Yeah. There's a lot of that. So blue sky, this is the article. Having imposed says,

is the great X migration finally happening? We've been sort of hearing about this for a bit. Everyone's leaving. Yeah. But Danny seems to think like it's actually happening. Blue skies, this new site, it's actually just Twitter with a chronological. It's's actually... It's just Twitter with a chronological feed.

And it's exactly Twitter. It's exactly Twitter with a chronological feed. It has way lower... Like, you can only post one-minute videos. It's true. It's left-wing true social. Yeah, it's super... Exactly. It's super left-wing true social.

Exactly. But they just passed more daily active users than Threads. Well, Threads is a hunk of garbage. Threads is a hunk of garbage. But if you go... Like, I follow Adam Moseri on Instagram or whatever. The guy who started instagram and he's like i think he's the ceo of instagram and he's like yeah you know we we have 150 million users but the thing is is like i'll go into threads once a week kind of thing yeah users because you all like it force them

yeah force them dude i my thing automatically follows people like through some instagram linkage and like i'm like i didn't follow these people on threads yeah and it just automatically follows them it'd be like the airport being like our airport website has this many users and it was like also we make them go to that site to get on the wi-fi yeah yeah and you're just like okay not really then yeah but i mean we we you know we know like some more liberal people who are saying like i'm losing all these followers on twitter yeah people yeah people are like legitimately deactivating their accounts and like blue sky is adding a million people a day here's stock 10x you said well no yeah the stock 10x it's a different company well so it's that it's one of those funny quirks of the stock market there's a

company called blue sky technology out of toronto that is a crypto scam it's like some just bullshit blockchain thing that was like it was literally four cents a share two cents a share or whatever a month ago stop it and then yeah and then people are pumping it because they think it's blue sky the that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard a thousand percent in a week dude like some people probably like cleaned up and then the company had to issue a statement right because like whatever something big happens like you you're required by like whatever so they 10x some shit coin because they thought it was it's a penny stock on like the tsx or something and then the company had to be like yeah uh we've

had no material change in our business uh we don't know why the stock went up they obviously know why but they don't want to say like hey people are buying the wrong company and then it craters it because they're probably trying to like sell secondary shares to raise money so they're like we're not sure what's going on but uh sick what do you imagine fucking and honestly the crazy thing is too because i i've been checking in on it to see like is it gonna tank and it's not tanking like it's still just at 40 cents even though it has nothing to do and everyone like is now it's like public information that it's the wrong company completely completely wrong company has nothing to do with it that's so funny and it's up 10x in two weeks i went there because you told me about it and i went and it was uh basically like you said a lot of talk about

elon that's a big day everybody's talked about and you know what the big joke is they they uh they misspell his name how do they spell it they'll call him like elon or leon that's a big one on there leon they call him leon like that's not the kind of jokes that they made i saw some of the old like big left-wing twitter people like brooklyn dad and he did have like a thousand likes on his post and the post was just like trump's a felon yeah yeah yeah like some shit like that like it is because you know we've we've always you know we're we're always been been like here's a new social media thing and go everybody's like you gotta get on gab or parlor yeah and then you go on there and you're like yeah like the biggest guy here has fucking 10 likes on his his post you're saying this one's actually cooking a little bit it is yeah but only

like did andrew tate joined yesterday already banned so they're oh yeah they've got to be real went on there and posted their man of the year uh rachel levine thing that got them locked on twitter it was like had some like warning thing on it and like so a lot of trolls are now coming over there to essentially spoil the spoil the fun but my theory is i think like you know they're getting bad everybody on x is like we want this place with no censorship and then the people on blue sky they're like we like censorship we love it we love a good amount of censorship yum yum yum yeah yeah feed us feed our belly rfk don't take away our censorship it feeds us but so anyways

they're just like yeah the favorite type of shit yeah they're just like here's my cat trump's bad just kind of resist a lot of dick a lot of that stuff yeah just like a lot of like old it's basically kind of like twitter 2016 i guess not not that good interesting do you think that's the future where it's just like everything's grouped by politics where it's like, there's just like, here's the left wing sports site and here's the right wing sports site.

Dude, it's like Blue Skies, like I said, Blue Skies, MSNBC, Threads is CNN maybe. Is that the future? And Twitter's going to be Fox News. But they don't have that with Instagram. They just have one Instagram.

Yeah, they only have one Instagram. True. It's just like, but I guess those sites are predominantly like politics stuff. Yeah. So it's like, I guess in today's day and age, you're just like, you can't really have a politics site like what but i guess those sites are predominantly like politics stuff yeah so it's like i guess

in today's day and age you're just like there you can't really have a politics site that isn't just you know like a very partisan exactly yeah yeah and i mean you know what like you you know you said it where it's like twitter supposed to be the town square and you're like it doesn't really work if it's just one i saw a lot of people saying that yeah if you're gonna have the town square no the truth this is the actual truth. I've thought about it because everyone says that they want, like probably a lot of people say they want open discussion. No one wants open discussion. What they want is to be in the majority of opinion with some pushback.

Yeah. That's the actual sweet spot. Yeah. People want to be 60-40 them them they're on the 60 right but there's 40 to argue with anybody and anybody who like dissents gets dunked on by all their followers like it's like a bit of like a gang that's i think probably the sweet spot but it never stays there because eventually the 40 percent leaves i guess right but that's this what you what people actually want like probably psychologically is to kind of be the majority but the other people

are around right yeah yeah yeah just to have them like around but so and the rules kind of favor your side yeah but the thing is is like you know people used to two years ago people were like i'm leaving x when elon was like you know ever because they all hate leon and uh and then they're seeing his posts non-stop and they're like i hate this guy stop showing me his post and you're like oh that's your for you fee. It's just Elon Musk. He has 200 million followers or whatever. And so, but then they would go over and, you know, you'd post and get no engagement.

You go, fuck, I guess I have to go back to X. Right? Because that's where the action is. But now there's some action over on Blue Sky and they're adding like a million people a day. But yes, you know that thing where people kind of say like psychologically, like a woman will actually like you more if you don't always give her exactly what she wants. That's kind of like the thing that's at play. Like people think that they just want they want only to be told what they already want. But then the truth is that's actually like it's like going to a casino and playing a game that you only win.

Yeah. Yeah. That's like obviously the money part of it you'd want, but like, if there was no money involved, you wouldn't really be likely to play a game where it's like, you just always win immediately in two seconds. Yeah, there's nothing fun about that. Uh, well, Leon's actually in more trouble than that. What did Leon do? Leon? Elon motherfucking Musk!

I just paid an Etsy witch $7.99 to make your life a living hell. I don't know if that's for real or not. It seems real. She might be joking because she said I paid an Etsy witch $7. Basically, you can pay witches on Etsy $7 to put spells on people, so Danny better watch out.

I might fuck around and drop $21. Let's see which spells. That is so funny, though though Should we put some spells on Podcast competitors There's a whole market of people who do spells Yeah but how do you get proof that they actually did the spell I think it's kind of on the honor system I think the thing is

There's like a witch would never not do a spell I'll tell you what you should give the witch 7 bucks To do a spell and then say hey just so you know I've paid a witch another 7 bucks to put a spell on you that if you scam me you're actually in trouble yeah like here's here's one and then i paid a third witch like here's one it's like basically you click on the thing and it's a obsessive love spell it's uh five dollars 75 off currently um and it's a bunch of candles burning there you go it looks like a spell. Look at that.

Are you telling me that's not a spell? Tell me that's not a spell? It looks like you've got some Hanukkah candles. That's the ultimate. And a wooden pentagram. You know when you buy something for someone in their name? Yeah. Like the charity donation in their name?

Yeah, yeah. Like you tell a girl, it's just like I paid a witch like a thousand bucks to do a spell about Trump. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, yeah, yeah. So it was this or a cameo, i decided there's a cameo from uh fucking george takei or this spell i figured you want the spell more high high george takei george takei's killing it on blue sky oh george

takei's doing it on blue sky oh of course he's on threads too they feel themselves on threads too oh yeah i mean i post stuff on threads doesn't do particularly well nah the only thing i now do is when i only half the time half the time i just forget actually the only thing i do now is because it's it's just easy low friction is when you have a reel like if you just click on the share reel there's a threads button that just automatically posts the thread oh i didn't know that i guess that's the only thing threads is junk it's never gonna it's already blue sky has already passed threads yeah you know two weeks threads was a fucking waste of money for them the only thing that'll be fun to watch is watching the trolls come over to threads and then just spoil their fun because i'm very pat like blue sky i'm just watching i'm a voyeur i'm a blue sky

voyeur i'm not posting anything really like i'm just like hey just watching. I'm a voyeur. I'm a blue sky voyeur. I'm not posting anything really. I'm just like, hey, just watching the fucking shit show. A lot of drama with the Onion buying InfoWars as well. I don't know what's going on with this. I can't get a beat on it. It's hard to get a beat. Well, I watched the whole thing with Alex Jones, and Alex Jones was like, yeah, we blocked it. And then, because this is my understanding of it, is the guy who bought the onion ben collins who's

like some fucking journalist we've done whatever and then they bought info wars but they were like we put the best bid on on info wars and that's how like how the auction goes you're just happy yeah you have to put in the best bid but then i think because they had the backing of sandy hook families essentially what they said was like because the sandy hook families are behind this because they would be the recipients of the money right and they're like we don't want the money so we're gonna bid lower if that makes sense yeah because they're willing to just like take a haircut on this so then they actually you're probably not legally allowed to do that i don't know how that works but i couldn't be like imagine i owed you a million dollars right and then you were like okay we're gonna start selling off ryan's stuff we like uh sold his uh you know we sold his camera i sold

it for one dollar and i'm like well my camera's not worth one dollar you're like one dollar off your debt well no it'd be more like i say like yeah you sell it for one dollar and i go that's a ten thousand off your debt almost kind of thing yeah but you'd have to take the money off the debt actually right yeah you have to take the money so that's what i I think. That's how they said their bid was the best. And then he was like, yeah, if you're selling off my stuff, you need to give me more money. Yeah. Well, he doesn't get any of the money. It's just that it goes to the Sandy Hook family.

They're like, we'll take less money to allow him to buy it for less money. One thing I thought about that. But then I don't think the auction system works that way. The Onion thing, it was almost... I mean, obviously, the whole thing doesn't matter because he was just going to go start the Alex Jones show and it doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. If someone bought the, like, IP of the, like, the boys cast, you kind of are just like,

okay, now we started the run. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just, it kind of doesn't matter, right? Nothing without him, so. Yeah. But then the other part of it was, I actually thought, like, whatever political side you are on, obviously, if you were by, you know, properties of your competitors, that's always,

like, somewhat of a funny move. But I felt like they ruined even whatever side you are. You go objectively, if two enemies are fighting, one buys the other things, you'd be like, that's a funny move. But then they went on and they kept talking about how dangerous he was and stuff, and it was like, you made it not funny now.

They made it, and they keep trying to be like, this is the funniest joke we could think of. They keep saying it's really funny, but then they also keep saying he's very dangerous dangerous and we wanted to stop this and like you know we wanted to make sure that uh you know his speech is limited so this and that and you're just like ha ha like what you're he goes he's he creates so much misinformation and they're like he has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society i don't know that it doesn't feel like a punch line to me no no you know what i mean you can't you if you're trying to

do a funny joke you can't go also like if you're just like this is how like chill and funny we are haha we bought something of someone we hate just to like as a joke it's not funny anymore once you're like mad about it i mean if you want just buy it and then redirect it to like lemon party or something that's funny and say nothing yeah say nothing just send it to tub girl but this is the problem they wanted the people to say it was funny but then they also wanted like the pats on the back for how good they are yeah yeah for sure and you have to choose a little bit whether you want you want the laughs or you like if you want people to say this is funny or you want people to talk about how good you are yeah also i don't know their whole point of this is like to counter misinformation you're like how is that gonna do anything how is you buying info wars

gonna counter misinformation like yeah well you're gonna go to info wars and go here's the real information jones is one of the biggest screw jobs anyone's ever gotten yeah oh i mean dude i've said 1.4 billion i'm gonna argue i get i feel like i get bullied into arguing about this one a bit because it's like it's supposed to just like like taken as it's supposed to just sort of get like taken as a given that like, whatever happens to Alex Jones, no matter what is like, uh, deserved. Yeah. And you're just like, okay. I know every girl I know, it's like the, you know, the one direction guy dies and they're just like, I think someone killed them or whatever. It's like, you know what I mean?

The amount of times the Trump gets shot and people are like, I don't think he did. You go, the amount of times people have been wrong about everything. A million times you go, yes, if you're a conspiracy guy, you're not going to get every single one.

Right. And you go, what happens if you don't get it? Every single one, right. You're like, well, they take away everything.

Like he probably don't see that. It's like fucking crazy, crazy. But like he probably that $1.4 billion settlement. Remember there was that a train spill in like East Palestine or whatever. I bet you they didn't pay $1.4 billion dollar settlement remember there was that uh train spill in like east palestine or whatever i bet you they didn't pay 1.4 billion dollars they just dumped a bunch of chemicals into the fucking river you're like they didn't pay 1.4 billion dollars great point yeah and then you look at all the other things and you're just like it just feels very uh you go this is obviously

kind of fucked up yeah yeah this is kind of insane like i'm not like you go you owe one trillion gazillion dollars you go what about that company that you know like i'm not like you know you owe one trillion gazillion dollars you go what about that company that you know stole from old people and you know you go find 250 yeah yeah exactly that was much less we're kind of it's all they were doing this in for dangerous misinformation yeah we're not gonna hit them that hard no it is and you go what effect of the families you go yeah i don't know anyone being dude there's literally people right now that'll just be like um you know someone died and then the wife for example like a guy will die right and then people will like i think the wife's in on it for example right it's that that happens all the time where someone dies and then they go to court and the person gets proven innocent you go

okay well you just spent like a time harass harassing a grieving wife of murder of her husband. Yeah. Just because some chick on TikTok made a video about like... Kind of in the same fucking vein. Yeah. And you know... For sure. I mean, how many times have people been like...

And then you just say, oops, and you go... Yeah. How many times has some big TikToker been like, this guy did something racist. Find him. And they go, oh, we found the wrong guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah has some big TikToker been like, this guy did something racist, find him, and they go, oh, we found the wrong guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad. Yeah.

But a lot of times they are actually murders. Like the internet sleuth community nonstop is just like, anytime anyone dies, they're just like, no, I think this guy did it. And they just start like calling him a murderer. Yeah, for sure. You go, it's the family. You go, yeah, that's the family. That's the husband of the person or would have wife. With impunity. So to me, it's kind of You go yeah that's the family That's the husband of the person Or would have wife

With impunity So to me it kind of feels Yeah it's stupid It's stupid And I think Elon I think he posted something I think Elon might try And sneak in and buy InfoWars

Yeah I've heard that too I mean it's five million bucks It's like nothing It doesn't seem like that much No I guess if it doesn't come with him It's worthless Well but that's what I'm saying

I guess you pay the five million And you go here you go Alex Yeah but you're like us Selling the boys cast to someone And then afterwards we're like oh you thought you got us yeah yeah no no no i mean that would be funny it's just like yeah you sell like you the boys cast a serious xm we take a big contract and we're like oh no no we're not yeah yeah gonna have anything to do with it no no but that would be hilarious if you can pick if he was forced to do info wars on info wars but you're like he just has

like some person just like writes all his copy you go yeah that's your word for word off the teleprompter for the next 30 years you go that's actually kind of funny yeah if you force him to do so what's going on in other countries this is the big story right now swedish prime minister or a minister not prime minister swedish ministers banana phobia causes stir as emails leak so there's apparently a whole box i have inside source that said this is actually like a really big deal in sweden right now really yeah banana game tony told me it's like a big huge deal there but he goes uh paulina brandberg sweders sweden's minister for gender Equality and Work Life,

has openly discussed her unusual fear of bananas, calling it the world's weirdest phobia. Recent emails published by a Swedish newspaper show her aides even had to coordinate with officials to clear rooms of any banana traces before she attends meetings. Traces? Yeah. But to me, the funny part is why this is so funny to me.

This is a Minister of Gender Equality that says no bananas any that'd be like the fucking minister of like men's issues that's like no clams or tacos anywhere in here me and she walks into a room you think of it all day long she's like men are the problem someone brings a banana nothing nothing phallic she goes i don't like i don't care for cucumbers neither you allergic to them? No. I just have a weird phobia.

And you know, she's got the fucking haircut. She's got the septum ring. Oh, man, I would be trolling her nonstop, just leaving a fucking banana at her doorstep. Show up in a banana costume. Dude, imagine a Halloween party. Show up in the banana costume. Gender equality is over. She goes, what are you doing?

She's just fucking crying in the corner as you're just sipping a beer in your banana costume it's so funny being yeah it kind of uh it kind of uh do you remember when um uh like well the first part is i'm just gonna say that you could keep her away like the gender minister you just like anytime like you're hanging in the gender minute you just just hold up the banana and she just wait outside. Do you remember when- You slowly eat a banana. You're like just the slowest peel. I'm just finishing this.

Gender minister reporting for- Okay. I'm sorry. It's basically like Dracula with the garlic. Right. You could keep the gender minister around with her bullshit. Double banana cross. Double banana cross and the gender minister around with her bullshit. Double banana cross?

Double banana cross and the gender minister's like, I'm melting. I mean, if I expected this kind of thing out of anybody, it would be the gender minister. That's why it's so funny. Yeah, exactly. They just have some weird banal phobia. It's like not spiders. You remember when, you're just so specific.

You remember when 7--eleven and some stores started saying that they're gonna put classical music to ward off people hanging outside of their stores no oh really it was a whole thing they did uh and others some other trouble for it well some people started to think it was a little pointed it is funny because we have a 7-eleven near the studio and dude it's funny how they make because the the big deal there or like the big kind of i guess you could say grift or whatever is holding the door open and then forcing people to try to give you money yeah and you hold fake doorman for fake doorman basically or whatever but like they have like a real like hierarchy of who holds the

door open and then the other day i walked by there and just some dude i guess just saw like a an opening and then just went and like held the door but like he's not like a known door holder around here and it was like a real issue oh people didn't like it well they're just like dude you're not like who are you yeah we have this this is our door you're not licensed to hold hold the door at the 7-eleven they're like we don't know you and he's just like i don't know he's just like some junkie or something and he's just like i don't know i'm just holding the door at the 7-Eleven. They're like, we don't know you. And he's just like, I don't know. He's just like some junkie or something. And he's just like, I don't know. I'm just holding the door.

I thought I just started holding doors. Yeah, and it looks like you guys make some money, so I'm just going to get on some of that action. And I can do it. Take it out. No, it's like, I mean, I looked at the schedule. You're not on the schedule. So what are you doing, man?

You don't work here, okay? But it was like a real thing. They were yelling at each other. And the guy was threatening him and stuff. This one dude was literally threatening him him trying to get on our scam yeah you're like what the fuck are you doing holding the door that's super funny but yeah basically they they decided they said they had a problem with uh people hanging around the subway yeah or hanging around the 7-eleven and so they blasted you know all this like bach and brahms

like full volume and they're saying that it warded off certain uh groups of people that were hanging around too much our 7-elevens all of a sudden attracting a ton of asian people i don't know what's going on it's an asian door holder well they weren't trying to yeah they weren't it doesn't sound like they were trying to ward off like a 70 year old white guy. No, no, no. No. It's a funny thing to get in trouble for. People just were a little suspect. Yeah, yeah.

You guys are 7-Eleven. Probably just play the radio. We're trying to ward off a certain group of people. And what are you playing? Ain't nothing like a drug in a cowboy hat. That probably worked work too. God is good. Beer's great.

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uh someone had a study and they don't want to release this information yeah yeah like they did an internal study or something, and they're like, yeah, it's not. Didn't turn out the way we wanted it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there might be some, part of that might be that there might be, there probably is like a lot of factors contributing.

One is they might not get scrutinized as hard because people like really want it to be successful. Yeah, yeah, for sure. They're like, probably like any sort of diversity kind of thing, they go, yeah, let's give them a little more runway to do their job because like we have we really want we really want this to work we have lower expectations for them for yeah and then they start doing the press and they start getting bigged up so they you know probably have like

you know they have a little easier time getting investments in some of those certain scenarios and then the evaluations are so high there's so much pressure that you know they start cutting corners because people are turning a blind eye yeah and they probably are like they probably are like fuck i don't want to be like the chick who fails at being a ceo some of that some scams and yeah or they're just you know a little bit too much girl mad your honor option two is a little bit too much girl mad that was the martha stewart one i was telling you this the other day so if you watch the martha stewart documentary and i actually kind of on martha stewart's side a little bit where she kind of seems like a badass yeah and she was a classic like you know america built her up to tear her down kind of thing sure but she was saying she

just didn't know what well basically her thing about the insider trading because i think she's like this doc is kind of like a propaganda doc for her a little bit. It doesn't even make you, it kind of does make you like her and all of that stuff. The part that I'm even arguing with is she was basically, her take is sort of like, you know, there was never women doing this and it was so hard to be a woman. It all happened really fast. I had this successful company and then I guess inside, I didn't even really know what insider trading was. And it was just like, yeah, you did.

Yeah, you had a $500 million net worth. You didn't know what insider trading was. I get that. I can be sympathetic to someone being like, yeah, I embezzled from the company and blah, blah, blah. But you're like, you stole millions of dollars from people. The idea is I get why people buy this. Because if you're a normal person. And it was only like $90, like isn't that all she basically what happened was but she didn't make

like some crazy amount of money i don't know what the exact number was but it was classic insider trading where they're just like hey this company's gonna be skyrocketing tomorrow yeah let's buy it and you go but the it's the equivalent of like it's i feel like nor like people that aren't that like investment savvy especially like women that i know it's very easy to be like it's i feel like nor like people that aren't that like investment savvy especially like women that i know it's very easy to be like it's kind of wishy you're like i don't know you kind of had some information and it felt it feels very like easy to buy that story but you're like would you buy this if i owned a car that i knew was gonna break down in about three days and then i sold it to someone at full price and after three days it broke down and i was like haha yeah yeah like that's what she did she sold a huge amount of stock basically knowing it

was going to crash so it's like well you sold someone a company that you knew was about to go down that's what insider trading is and it was yeah my point is you did both transactions it's not like you bought and then you're like i'm holding this for yeah 10 years or something you're like no you bought and then sold right away I understand the idea that someone might not understand that. If my buddy goes to a party and then someone tells him something and then he goes and buys the stock, I get that. But you're like, there's zero multi-millionaire CEO of a company that doesn't understand that CEO.

And she was trying to sort of pitch like, it's just so hard to be a woman. It all happened so fast. I didn't even know what was going on. And you're just like, I'm on your side. But you did do the thing. Yeah, you did it. And you knew what the thing was yeah you're trying a little revisionist history here did you know that uh apparently women weren't allowed to

have like credit cards that weren't attached to like a man's name in the 1960s they only were allowed to have credit cards until the 1970s really isn't that crazy prudent yes well it's kind of making me think, like, it was making me laugh, this sketch of just, like, being, like, you know, the hard things women had to do, that, you know,

they weren't allowed to have a credit card, like, and then, but your wife's just, like, ringing up the credit card, and you have to be like, obviously, we hate that. So how did it work? Like, you had to go, like,

both swipe it or something? Co-sign from a man. Oh, he had to, like, send a letter with her, like how you, like, you know, you'd get smokes for your swipe it or something cosign from a man oh he had to like send a letter with her like how you like you know you'd get smokes for your dad well how someone

gets a cosign you just go yeah I'm sending my son give him the smokes please yeah I mean that being said it was also probably

at the time it was one of those things where one in ten people period so it's basically like if you're a rich woman your husband had to cosign on it

yeah but that's what they had to co-sign on it. But that's what they had to happen. We used to be a smarter society. There's probably a lot of women that probably shouldn't have had a credit card. A lot of dudes too. Yeah, a lot of dudes too. But is it more common for a 25-year-old girl to rack up a crazy debt on a high-interest credit card?

I mean, they don't know what interest is. And then also, they'd be shopping. What do you think is worse? Do you think it's obvious that more girls? I don't know. I definitely know enough dudes who got an insane credit card debt. Yeah, I know a lot of guys who get an insane debt. When I was 20, and they're like, yeah, I have four maxed-out credit cards. Yeah, so I don't know.

So I'm not going to say it's... It's hard to maxed out credit cards. Yeah, so I don't know. So I'm not going to say it's. It's hard to know the actual stats. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But I thought it was just funny that Martha Stewart

was kind of pitching like, you don't understand how hard it was to be a woman. That's why I'm inside her trailer. No, shut up. You know.

How long did she go to jail for? Like 10 months or something? Not that long. Like, I think she had like a three or four year sentence, did a third of it. Yeah, did like low low secured like probably like one of those camps oh it was she was living the life yeah came right out did wrote a big book i mean she gets just like a lot of people you know you have crimes like that you don't get to

go back exactly to your life yeah so now she has a show with snoop dogg yeah she has a show she gets to go back to having a show. She got everything back, basically. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. Have you seen four arrested after a person in bear costume staged car break-ins to commit insurance fraud? I don't even get how this... I don't even understand this. I read this, and I really didn't get what the fraud was.

There's nothing more. But they destroyed their car, though. I mean, it's the fucking most hilarious thing. Yeah, I actually do understand what you're saying, where you're like, what's the fraud? I guess they were trying to write off the car. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it sounds like it was just interior damage.

They had a video where they said the bear did all this damage, and the bear came in their car, and they wanted to get insurance money from it. And then they sent it to the analyst, and they're like, yeah, it's a dude in a bear costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They watched it, and they go, get insurance money from it and then they sent it to like the analyst and they're like yeah it's a dude in a bear costume yeah yeah they watched it they go that's not a bear and then they and then they kept smoking a cigarette yeah and then they kept

the bear costume and then they did like a raid on their house they found the bear costume I mean come on if you're guys if you're committing crimes throw away the evidence okay come on this is basic shit. People are so stupid.

So stupid. It's the worst plan of all time. But it's like, yeah, they destroyed the interior of some really high-end Mercedes. And you're like, what? They're just like, man, you know what? I just would really love to get this bad boy reupholstered, but it's 20 grand. I kind of thought that, too. I understand what you mean, where you're like, what was the big scam?

How much money were you going to get? Yeah, they said it was for like $120,000 across four cars. It's not the ones where you have, you know, you're wearing the neck brace

and you got Will Mattar on it. This one, you're just like, yeah, they're going to replace your seats, I guess. Yeah. Why didn't you just not

recommend the first place? Well, I guess maybe they were like, you know, old seats kind of get like, old leather seats kind of get all cracked. It's a lot of work.

It's a lot of work making a video of a fake bear going. Dude, you're like, you're in jail and you're like all this because i just wanted new seats for my fucking car what leather upholstery oh yeah i wanted a new leather upholstery for my mercedes you're like that doesn't seem like you thought this through you know i was kind of making me laugh on the concept of like that uh like the martha stewart girl bosses and stuff like that there's always been

in the last little bit one of the ways that girls try to get dudes in line is they say that if you would be down with this you'd be secure you know what i mean like a secure you know you oh you don't want your girl to have like all these guy friends you're insecure kind of thing right but it's funny because even like uh you know sexually they'll talk about it like, oh. The actual truth is, it's kind of the opposite. Okay, for example, pleasure, if you're going to put in a big performance with a man, there's probably a level where that's less secure. A secure man's the guy that puts in a three-minute performance,

and you think he's bad at sex and doesn't give a shit. Yeah, yeah, doesn't give a shit. Like a secure man. You'll be back. Yeah, he doesn't care. You're like, you're bad at sex. You're give a shit yeah it doesn't give a shit like a secure you'll be back yeah he doesn't care you're like you're bad at sex you're like whatever yeah like a secure i'm not trying to be good at sex yeah exactly like a secure man's the guy that like shows up to a wedding wearing a tank top yeah yeah that's a secure man that is a very secure man does not give a shit about what anybody thinks yeah yeah like he's like flip-flop like like larry dave is a secure man you know like yeah shows up it's like flip-flop. Like, Larry Dave is a secure man, you know? Yeah. Like, he shows up at, like, some black tie event in a sports coat and Vans.

Right. And you go, I don't get it. They try to pitch it as, like, a secure man's fine with his wife getting banged by another guy. No, a secure man tips 3% and doesn't care who knows. Yeah. No, he asks the waiter. He goes, I'm not good at math.

What's 3% of this bill? Yeah, because he's not secure. He doesn't give a shit. He doesn't give at math. What's 3% of this bill? Yeah, because he's not secure. He doesn't give a shit. he doesn't give a shit. What's 3% of 100? You're like, and she's like embarrassed. You're like,

I don't care. That's how secure I am. Like, secure man's not afraid to be, like, the guy that just doesn't give a shit about being embarrassed, which is the exact opposite.

Yeah. Like, secure man's not making sure the girl finishes. Yeah, God did not intend it that way secure man doesn't care i guess you're saying god's insecure i also say you might go a secure man was like not afraid to break up because you might be insecure a man might be more like oh yeah

i can i can never leave her like oh my god like oh i have to let her out a secure man's like okay we'll break up tomorrow yeah let's do it i ordered. You know what I mean? I ordered some boxes on Amazon. Let's go. Let's fill these bad boys up. Let's get you out of here. I got the movers coming and everything. Yeah, and I'm going to be wearing my boxes. I don't care what they look at me.

Yeah, they got holes in them and everything. But yeah, it just seems funny that they always kind of get that backwards. Yeah, because they're all about psychological warfare. That's just a tactic. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Also, there was an implicit you know we talked about the four b's where the girls that were going on the sex strike because of trump there also is sort

of like an implicit thing there where they go okay women uh were on sex strike because you know that you didn't vote the right way they're like implied in that thing is that men care about sex more than women yes it's like but they've also been like we're just as horny as guys yeah they've they have to like admit they almost have to like admit that like obviously guys want sex more than women. Yes. It's like, but they've also been like, we're just as horny as guys. Yeah, they have to like admit, they almost have to like admit that like, obviously guys want sex more than women. Yeah,

and that's what we bring to the table. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's the thing we, you know, obviously like we were all smart and everything.

We're taking away the benefit that we bring to the table. Yeah, they're not taking away the like, their intelligence or anything. Yeah. Like, we're not talking to men.

No, they're still gonna be yapping at men. Yeah, there's so much like implied in that statement. Yeah. What was we're not talking to men. No, they're still going to be yapping at men. Yeah, there's so much, like, implied in that statement. Yeah. What was the thing? I'll tell you another thing. Remember how you were saying the onion thing's been hard to get to the bottom of? It's also been hard to get to the bottom of this Matt Gaetz thing where everyone's like,

he's paid prostes, but then he bras him across lines. People are saying, like, what is the accusation? So, essentially, he had... It's all propaganda. It's hard to figure out what's going on. He had a friend who he was friends with who was, big into prostes and like they were getting prostitutes and stuff and then one of them was i guess this is the story was uh under seven or was 17 and then just like i guess he i don't i don't know i guess he picked her up from somewhere and the moment you

drive them across state lines you're like trafficking but who's going to like pick up a prostitute and then driving her across state lines that's the part i that's that part that i don't get i i really don't know the like do you know anyone that was like uh you know like driving for i mean i mean i've driven a body of yours that's like a prostitute like into prostitutes right that he was like i'm okay i'm we know a few guys that that's their jam yeah okay do for sure. Okay, do you know anyone that would be like, all right, I'm going to drive over to fucking D.C., pick up a prosti, drive her back to New York, smash her, and then drive her back to D.C.?

No. Why wouldn't you just pick up a prosti? Yeah, you just go have sex with her there. Yeah, yeah. That's the part I don't understand. Yeah, I don't know. But there was like all these politicians. Did he fall in love with her no well he the story is that the moment he found out she was like 17 they're they're like trying to say the moment she he found

out she was 17 he was like inside of her and then he was like oh this is fucked up who said that that's like this is like the rumor going around or whatever with matt gates is that like he was doing it and then he found out and he like stopped but he like still did it but then there's all these people in congress who are like he is like openly like will be on the floor of congress being like showing videos being like check out this chick i smashed no way yeah yeah that's like there's been stop it there are many people who say that yeah again i don't know if it's true the thing is you can't believe anything anymore because we know what the lengths people will do to destroy their political rivals and they've been doing it for so long so you're like i don't know they're like dude yesterday on the view sunny

hostin or whatever the the one chick she called him she was like yeah he uh is like this sex offender he had sex with and then like with a 17 year old all this stuff and then three minutes later they would be goldberg's like uh sunny has to make a legal statement. This is literally during the show. Whoa! And then she had to be like, yeah, the Department of Justice investigated Matt Gaetz. They found no improprieties, nothing illegal, and they closed the case or whatever. And so she had to basically make a legal disclaimer to stop them from getting sued. And again, he's about to be the Attorney General.

He's the guy who's doing the fucking suing, man. So, you know, that's the last guy you want to make your fucking mortal enemy is the attorney general of the united states whoa i'll sue you in oblivion oblivion it'll ruin your life yeah it does it does almost make your head spin a little bit trying to get to the bottom of any of this stuff that's why most of the time i kind of graze past those stories i mean i was like i don't know what the fuck. Yeah. The problem is, is you're like, they've discredited themselves so much with all like the Russia gate and all that stuff. You go, I mean, you guys would make up this lie. I watch a lot of political shows too.

And I watched like house of cards, uh, designated survivor. I watched and you watch the show and you go audition for that show. You auditioned for designated survivor. Boyd Banks is in it. Yeah. I know. It's all in Toronto, but you watch these shows, and the whole thing is just like, one after another, everything is, you know, every politician trying to come up with their lie to get rid of the other

guy, and you're just like, and then you watch it in real life, and you're just like, I don't know what, who the fuck's telling the truth about anything? Well, that stuff, I think, did used to work. Like, there was one guy who was the Attorney General. It worked better without the internet internet put a fucking big time there was one guy who was going to be confirmed to be attorney general I want to say under Obama maybe

Bush and I don't know what his name was but he because you have this confirmation hearing this is like the whole deal right they have to go like say with RFK they have to go in front of the Senate I believe the Senate not the Congress and they asked them a million questions to be like go through your background can you do this job like what would you do during this scenario whatever and then this guy basically came out that he took like a gift of a car from

somebody like someone gifted him a car that's a big plot line in these shows or whatever they gifted him this a car and then could pro crow yeah or whatever but they gifted this guy a car and then they were like yeah you can't be attorney general and he didn't pass the confirmation okay because of that like that was enough to be like you can't be attorney general like this is like an ethics violation i mean that's a pretty big bribe yeah yeah i don't know the like maybe he had a totally reasonable explanation i don't know maybe not but you know now and back then you're like yeah that works now people are just like everybody's lying about everything you've like you've just discredited your words worthless so even when

you have these crazy accusations you're just like yeah i don't know i don't believe like the dude pete hegseth who's about to be the fox news guy who's about to be the head of the military department of defense and then they're like yeah he had some story like five years ago where he like was that some conservative women conservative conference thing he was like a speaker and then he was at a bar he was like blacked out he had sex with this chick and then she the chick basically there's all during the me too stuff and then he just paid her off for her like silence because he was worried about getting me too i think he had like a wife and kids and all this stuff and then she's like he raped me

and then they have they have like security cam footage and she was like literally arm and arm with him like laughing going back to his hotel room. So they were like, obviously, that's not what... If anything, she raped him. Because he was so blackout drunk. He was blacked out. We've seen a couple of those in our day. Of course, right?

But now they're trying to be like, oh... So, I don't know. You can't believe anything anymore. You just got to let them do their thing. I mean, you can believe things sometimes. When it comes to politicians, i mean i don't know full circle to like anyone in dc where you're just like sitting dc people with you're just like i don't know what to fucking think of all you guys no no and i mean again they're like you know they'll

look you dead in the eye and tell you they didn't kill your mom oh you know what i mean happily with a fucking smile with a smile on their face yeah with blood on their hands lizard people yeah so i don't know i i don't know what happened with this a lot of people are saying he won't get confirmed i don't know but we'll see i don't know yeah well i'll tell you who else got fined a hundred thousand dollars which i do not agree with lamella you said that last play when he took the shot yeah we loaded up play that again you said that last play when he took the shot yeah we loaded up yeah the nba doesn't like that that's so fucking funny yeah you know we loaded up no homo but uh you know that's funny as hell dude and you can't you can't say this no homo malarkey that's he should have said pause he could have

maybe got away you could do i think pause if they if they gave him 100k for pause you're like well you can't say pause i like to see the basketball guys are all still funny whenever you see the guys the old basketball guys that all become commentators, it does feel like most of them are pretty funny. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the saddest part about this new TV deal is we're losing the TNT, like Chuck and Barkley. I don't watch any of it.

I don't give a shit. It's Barkley and Shaq and all that stuff. I know. That show's going to be gone. Buddy, I get scammed into watching the worst stuff. I watched the Jake Paul fight with you. Yeah, yeah. What are we doing here?

Such dog shit. Everyone knows that that i knew it was gonna be bad everyone knows although we and me and danny watched it at a bar and at the we were at brooklyn comedy club and it was kind of funny because the sound wasn't working on the tv and everyone in the whole bar started yelling at the bartender chanting sound on sound on dude this guy had like classical he had freaking hallelujah playing it's like literally mid-fight and it was the sound was off and the bar music was on full blast hallelujah it actually was creep by radio because rosie perez was one of the commentators for whatever reason i don't know how she got in the mix she was literally famous 35 years ago and then she

was like one of the commentators for the fight rosie present like roy jones or something but i mean everybody was here's the thing because everybody's like yeah it's the worst fight you're like but we all watched it yeah like we all did get dude i mean i think the premise i think listen we're suckers i watched it because and i think most people watch it you go you want to see mike tyson knock out jake paul i think that's why yes obviously and two-thirds of the bets were on mike tyson knock out jake paul i think that's why i do yes obviously and two-thirds of the bets were on mike tyson yeah i know i when i went on to a show i i because i was doing a spot at that comedy club and so those people were in the show they didn't really know and i went on

and said mike tyson just kicked the shit out of them like i can't they were like fuck i thought this is gonna be a total scam i can't believe I missed it. Yeah, you didn't miss anything. Yeah. Everyone cheered. Yeah. I think you could bet on Polymarket right now that the fight was fixed. Really? Dude, you know what?

Polymarket. I posted in our group chat the other day, but there's a Polymarket bet right now that you can bet, and it's paying like, it's only a 10% chance for no, but if a nuclear bomb is detonated before uh january 1st in the world but then it was the test it could be a test it could be a test but the last test that happened nuclear test in the world was north korea in 2017 and then the last test before that was 92 so really it's whether north korea does a bomb test. Basically, is North Korea going to do a test or Russia? Because Russia, like basically Biden just allowed Ukraine to shoot long range missiles into Russia. So I think the idea, if you're betting yes, is that Russia will, as some show of force, will let off a nuke.

Because Russia obviously has tons of nukes. Are you going to bet on it? I don't know. Because, you know, it's the big joke in the stock. Do you do weird bets like that? No. I mean, the last one I did was on the boxers, and that didn't go great. But I bet the field on the women's versus the intersex boxers.

I thought it was a lock, guys. I thought it was a lock. You can't win them all, and I'm currently 0 for 2. The joke is you're like, well, if you bet on yes, like, good luck getting paid out. Like, what do you need money for if a fucking nuke starts going off? Well, then a nuke test goes up. Only if it's a test. But, I mean, I think most people are betting on just, like, not a test.

Like, test is the best case scenario. This is just like a test. Like, Russia goes and sets off a nuke somewhere in fucking Siberia. I see what you're saying though the the company's like hey if the uh if the nuke if a nuke blows up the world we'll give you really good odds we got great yeah you're like you fucking get cashed out and you go i'll give you 10 to 1 odds that the world doesn't get blown up unless i can get paid in like fucking rations and land you're like i don't know money's not going to exist at that point so it seems like a good bet well in relation to this no homo stuff

lavender marriages are looking more appealing to women and this girl's really cracked the case here so this is she's done with men and a big part of it is trump she's not a happy camper and that's a proclamation you've likely heard from heterosexual female friends i'm done with men a lot of articles have been saying they're done with men. Turns out they never actually are. It's so fucking bizarre. No, they're not. No, they're not. As a result of today's dating pool,

a solution... What is the solution? What do gay guys get out of this? Well, their solution is lavender marriages. If you don't know what it is, it's a marriage between a man and a woman where the guy's gay but wants to conceal their sexuality so so it's sort of like

life hack marry a gay guy this is where they're at right a beard i guess life hack be a beard i guess the benefit she's saying is you split rent so it's a roommate roommate gay roommate but you actually do the marriage because there's some tax benefits to being married oh okay so this is like a that's a female chuck and larry yeah it's a straight it's chuck and larry but chuck's a chick chicken larry it's really bringing him back though to the old days where it's like you straight up like in a marriage where the guy's gay and he doesn't want anyone to know yeah all right nobody cares anymore though like i mean obviously there are some people who are like obviously still in the closet for whatever reason but probably way less men suck so much that I'm going to become a guy's beard for the next 70 years.

Yeah. Until he starts having fucking crazy sex parties at home. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's like, well, you're not fucking, so I'm going to bring some dudes over. God knows your shit's dried up. It's cool. I mean, also what happens when the girl inevitably in six months it's like okay i'm done my six month off men period i would start dating again and the guy was like yeah but you're married

yeah we're married yeah and but i'm saying the guy you're like you go on a date with a girl and you're just like oh she's like oh i should tell you i'm married and you're like what you're like don't worry it's a gay guy and you're like what and you're like he lives with me you're just like yeah that's still a little weird for me she's like you want to see the photos from our marriage you're like wait you guys actually had a full-on wedding? Yeah, you're married to a gay guy. You're like, what? And you're like, the tax benefits.

Is this like an immigration thing? I went through a phase where I was done with men because of Trump. And you go, whatever this is, I'll smash you tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not kidding. I don't want to. Yeah, no more talk about this. I don't want to be involved with this whole thing.

Yes, we can smash tonight. I'm fucking desperate right now. So I'll just, just don't talk about the whole marriage i don't see any photos of this even some gay men are down with the idea as a way to conceal their sexual orientation um how do they find each other that's a good question i guess they're gonna have to have an app now for fucking grumpy girls lavender app grumpy girl grumpy women sassy men yeah but then i guess you're outing yourself as being gay for being on there well yeah that's the other thing the guys on the on the sassy men app have to yeah because you can't have your grinder profile pic of just your asshole zest and crump

right because that's the thing a little a lot of low-key gay guys will go on grinder but it's like they don't show a photo of their face it's just the butthole yeah it's not gonna work if i was jj showing our girl this has been the talk of the town is it mayori pronounced mayori what was that that's danny ripping up the test that says low T. Hi! Hi!

I can't rip the paper though. I'm just like me ripping up a paternity test that says I am the father. This week on Maori. Maori. Maori. Maori Povich. Maori Povich. Maori Povich.

Backflips. Yeah. There's definitely probably some other good ones you're ripping up. I want to know when that was over, though. Was that just like we're doing a 2% fucking property tax increase? Like something real basic? Oh, do you know? They were getting rid of plastic straws, and they're like,

I think what happened is they said they're going to build a house near an Indian burial ground. Ah, okay. Well, you let the spirits deal with that. You just go, oh, it's me. I know. There's already spooky spirits on the cage. Yeah, they'll haunt.

The spirits will do all the work. That thing went so viral, though. Yeah, that's me ripping up my letter from Con Ed saying that I owe the money from my old place. Yeah. saying that I owe the money from my old place. That's me not giving my tenant their security deposit back. Every Jew catching on to that one. Yeah, you're not. There was a scratch on the floor. Hot dog, bad dog.

Good culture, though. I don't want to make fun of the culture. No. I actually, I always pay attention to the native stuff because it kind of reminds me of the shit that's going on in Toronto. So I feel like to some degree, a lot of times when I'm seeing some shit, like we have one article that was some crap about the guy in Nigeria or whatever, and I'm feeling like I got no idea of the landscape. But when it's kind of places like this with native populations,

like Australia or New Zealand, it reminds me of Toronto. So I feel like to some degree, I know what's going on. I understand the like the cultural dynamic but apparently there's two parts to it the first part is essentially uh the the bill that they're trying to pass is basically saying that they're they don't get any special treatment okay and i i think what happened i'm pretty sure that i'm gonna get like a little bit of this wrong but i'm close enough there was a super liberal government last yeah and they basically like is it new zealand new zealand yeah they had jacinda ardern and they really like

yeah and they really like souped up the fucking advantages where they basically said like you're gonna also have your representative that's basically like my co-prime minister and they just like add they kept like adding the stuff where it's like they already have like no you know free this and like free that but they kind stuff where it's like, they already have like no, you know, free this and free that. But they kind of added a new one where they've kind of like added some stuff and they're like every decision. Kind of reparations almost. Yes.

I think she just like turned it to 11. Right. And then basically the new government kind of got in and he's sort of like a moderate kind of conservative guy. Like, I don't want to really ruffle feathers, but they got this bill that was basically saying like, there's going to be equality. And they're just like, well, no, we don't like it's ruffle feathers but they got this bill that was basically saying like there's going to be equality and they're just like well no we don't like it's it's equivalent of like taking away diversity programs yeah whatever yeah you're just taking away a tax cut they're taking away a tax cut that only they get right yeah and a lot of this stuff goes back to

all these old treaties and all this stuff right but then the people sort of got wind that they say well the tribe's actually sick because they were the ones that were fighting against the coven and they're saying these tribes really against they're saying they're the base tribe i like them now yeah that's what people were saying they're the base tribe but essentially the i think what happened is the government basically high like really hyped up like how much stuff they're gonna get and then they're just kind of roll it back a little bit because you can only make one like the majority pay for another group's free stuff to to a point yeah for sure i think people start being like all right let's fucking dole this back a little that's how you get a you know a new zealand trump in office as you go too far with right

and this guy's not a new zealand trump the guy there now is kind of like moderate he was even worried that this was going to cause a stink and he was right yeah he let them just like yell in their face in his face kind of thing he's like listen like we we can't give you that much free stuff but we'll let you do your dances you can yell in your you can yell in my face yeah we'll do sort of like a white flogging ritual yeah that's a good deal all right each white person has to put his head in the the what's that called the stocks and they come over and they do a punishment that must have been hard they tickle you a bit just in the stocks and they come over and they do a punishment that must have been huh they tickle you a bit just in the stocks just everybody's just like fucking running their errands just in

the town square just like me and the drunk or something didn't pay a debt or some shit and you're just like so embarrassing well they're talking about uh with kamala harris a lot of people are saying that biden should step down so she gets like a make-a-wish day i i hope that happens so much i will say the funniest part about that whole thing would be fucking up trump's merch oh yeah obviously yeah but it would be hilarious to just have to be like you know everyone's like look at you oh my god good for you look at you being the president oh very presidential she launches a fucking nuke into russia and you go yeah oh that might have been a bit of a mistake yeah yeah the budget just goes she's just like fucking free money for everybody oh you're doing a real lot of damage in your month in office huh i felt like i've seen so much of people that were kind of like doing a synopsis of the

election even like john stewart said this he goes people say that kamala harris was too much of the progressive shit and so we're sick sick of that but they're like yeah but she didn't mention any of it she goes she wasn't like talking about that lot in her campaign so that's the problem with that have you heard that oh yeah thinking and it was just like well yeah but like people see her as representing that stuff and it was like if you've been saying it for five years you're gonna have to say that you stopped or you become like when people are talking about the the trans athletes or whatever right they're just like you know that's an assault on logic and they're it's kind of like when you hire someone you're just like you're kind of like hey do you think one plus one's two and they're like i think I think it's three. And then they come back the next year.

You're like, you don't still think all that stuff, right? And they're like, I won't talk about it. Yeah, I won't talk about it. Well, I want to know that you don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to hear it out of your mouth. Yeah. Because the point of the matter is people see it as like that stuff gets out of hand and then you can't stand up to it.

And at worst, you low-key kind of agree with them or at the very least don't care. And people want to be like, okay, but you're not going to get like ransacked by these people right they kind of so obviously yes if you've been saying it forever it's like yeah you you just saying you know it's like the actor that's like i'm i won't say the stuff but once the pressure gets high i'll say all the stuff and people want to be like well i want you to know that you're kind of like disciplined about your actual opinions and not just like whatever way the wind's blowing. Yeah. Peter Thiel actually had a good interview with Barry Weiss.

I don't know if you saw that, but he said a good thing where like they had to, like the Democrats literally had to put up stupid candidates. Like they couldn't put up really smart people because he's like, it would look even worse for the smart people to defend all this stuff. Like for the smart people. Who said this? Peter Thiel. Okay.

On Barry Weiss. But he basically was like, they had to put up because like you know it used to be they always put up like bill clinton this like road scholar dude like top of his class goes to yale and harvard and then like you know they you know fucking tim waltz went to like some community college and uh comal harris went to like whatever howard or like you know nothing, nothing like these super elite schools. And they're like, if they put like someone super smart and had to defend all these policies, they're like, it looks even worse that they're like, you know,

you ask a really intelligent guy and he just was like asking about these things. He has to be like wishy-washy, like can't really defend it. And then like, so- You're saying it's more like culpable deniability? Kind of. And they're like, yeah,

we'll put this dummy who like can't answer and hopefully like this will kind of fly under the radar because like you know it would look even worse if a smart person like can't explain why you're doing all this dumb shit he had another good point i actually heard where he said that uh where people were uh uh like on the topic of you know science being people being skeptical of science and he was just like well you when you're talking about science you want you don't want it to become too dogmatic but you also want it to become you don't want to become too skeptical so you need like a good mix of people being like skeptical and also not dogmatic yeah and he was like either of those are like a problem but he was like yes and if you look

at the internet it's probably you might agree that there is a you know maybe a too much of a people are too skeptical where it's like, they're skeptical of everything right now. Right. He goes, but in the actual people doing it, there's probably way more. It's too dogmatic. Right.

So it's like you're right now. Your fear is yeah. From people not doing it. Of course. I mean, you are going to probably as a consequence of, you know, the last 10 years and people like losing trust in all

institutions all science and all stuff like you will see things like measles outbreaks which probably would have been prevented in uh you know an alternate scenario where they didn't lie to everybody and about everything and then people could be like yeah i can trust these institutions and you're like i can't trust these yeah and they probably go they probably go hand in hand you go when the institutions become too dogmatic the public becomes too skeptical exactly and then there will be repercussions yes and then it'll go in a cycle where they'll become too skeptical there'll be like real consequences and they'll be like maybe we should trust some of the science stuff again because you know we became even there you're putting the onus on the people not involved.

You know, it's like when you say that the academics are too dogmatic and you go, everyone doesn't trust the academics. You're like, well, hopefully at some point, some of the academics are like, well,

we're too dogmatic. You know what I mean? Like that. I would say comedy is always kind of like the quickest correcting mechanism because you have to, everyone does stay. Everyone sees each other. Everyone does stand up all the time every night and all over so i think it's just like the cycles move a lot quicker where everyone goes too dogmatic and it kind of gets broken up

a lot quicker in a lot of ways yeah yeah but yeah and some of these you know science communities or whatever they're would they become too dogmatic and then the public becomes more skeptical and they push back they become even more dogmatic well i mean there's gonna be people who are like you know because of covid are gonna say all vaccines are bad right like they're like i'm against every vaccine and you're like okay well i'm like some of them are probably fine right they're not all bad and then they're gonna be like well no they're all they're all bad i'm not giving my kid one vaccine and then you're like okay but i still i think we're talking about two different things because you keep saying the people that are the public

but we're talking about is there a big epidemic of like Harvard scientists that are doing that? No. Well they're the ones who are saying the Harvard scientists are saying all vaccines are good when some of them probably could be you know like

interrogated a little further right right and then because because they're too dogmatic and the public is saying well but i think his point was that science the scientists go back and forth between dogmatic and skeptical he was it wasn't the scientist dogmatic the public skeptical do you see what i'm saying well it seems like the public's very skeptical the public skeptical is probably just a byproduct of the institution i don't think but i'll say i don't think the public was very skeptical 15 years we think we're pretty smart here don't we yeah yeah we do using words like dogmatic yeah yeah but anyways i don't think the public was super skeptical about vaccines 15 years ago no and now they are well now my

equations all screwed up i don't know what to think it's what happens when you try to get too involved just get your fucking fifth booster there bud just fucking take another booster there bud you'll be all set try to get too fucking intertwined with these smarty pants theories yeah I mean I just kind of see it I mean dogmatics

you could even just use the words like mainstream I've said the thing where I talked about my fashion theory where everything's you know it gets centralized and uncentralized it's everything getting baggy and then tight yeah but it kind of is the same thing where it's uh there's probably certain times in history where uh you know everyone believed that the catholic church just basically was like super dogmatic and they're like this is what we think and everything and then science you know science was basically would go the other way where all the scientists were kind of like you know to they're the skeptical people and then that formed its own institutions right yeah yeah exactly and

you just keep kind of trudging along just the places switch but right now like scientists like is there a lot of scientists that are kind of like when you talk about like the rfk type dude is there a lot of people actually in science and i think think that the institutions, there's, it's just the outside of the institutions is super skeptical. And inside of the institutions is still not skeptical. Yeah, but I'm, like, I think you want scientists to be skeptical, don't you? Well, you want, says you want them to be both, yeah. Yeah, you want them to be, like, have a healthy dose of skepticism. Otherwise, they're not.

Or you just have both. Like, you want to have skeptical people. And, like, he was saying that there's the eccentric professor right yeah like you want to have the professors that are kind of like the normal by the book and then you also want like a few of the wacky guys that are always pushing the boundaries yeah for sure you kind of want to have both right yeah like with her fucking office just explodes randomly yeah we all we i'm sure you we have you have we have some friends that are just like the funniest guy, but he's like a maniac. You don't want nine maniacs on your writing team, but you want to have a couple maniacs.

Yeah, but you don't want nine button down dudes. No, because then they're going to talk themselves out of anything interesting, right? Yeah. So you need like a couple of wacky guys to be throwing weird stuff out there. And then you need the majority of people to be like, okay, you know, maybe that's crazy. Here's why it wouldn't work. But then one guy that's trying to push why it would work, and if he's right one in ten times, then it's like, well, we'd change the game.

Yeah. Same with probably anything. You probably want 70% normal guys and 30% wacky fucking brain guys. Yeah, I think that's a good number. And if it becomes like 99 in one, they're going to just kick the wacky guy out. Yeah, the wacky guy's just like,

I can't even do anything wacky because then they just excommunicate me. The wacky guy's just going to get kicked out. Then you're going to have zero wacky guys. You need like enough wacky guys that they have a lobby. Yeah, make wacky guys great again. That's what we need to do.

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