The Boyscast with Ryan Long - IT'S JOEEEEEEVERRR!!!! Reacting to Biden Stepping Down, Being M.I.A and the Media Coverage (EMERGENCY)

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

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The Homies! The Boys Cast! The Dudes! Experience the Boys Cast! The Boys Cast! This is an emergency broadcast by The Boys Cast. Now, this is a very big emergency because Huffington Post just dropped an article. How a dildo party helped me leave everything behind and find my place in the world.

Now, I couldn't just let this go. We had to drop everything. Actually, this is written by Daniel Polischuk, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, but what you don't know is I was selling the dildos. This is doubling down, folks. I'm going to Australia, and then

we were going to do an episode, and then potentially bank it for a couple days, and then this all stuff happened. Shit's flying. No, we gotta go. We're not going to have it for four days. The whole world could change in four whole world could change in four days yeah this thing could be stale as shit buddy there was no chance and then we're talking about getting a big guest we go no just the boys just the boys release it early and that's the thing that's that and then maybe release it a day late when i come back now also i should say before we even get into it i don't know if you

saw this but before did you see my post? Because basically I've been advertising the wrong dates. Did it affect anything? Of course it affected things. People still go click on it and they go, oh, Ryan. No, some people did that and we did sell that show. How many people were like, looked

at my dates and was like, oh, I didn't go Thursday, but if it was Friday, I would go. You sell less. Obviously it screwed things up. And the worst part is a bunch of people mess with me being like, oh, I didn't go Thursday, but if it was Friday, I would go. You sell less. Obviously, it screwed things up. And the worst part is a bunch of people mess with me being like, I already told you this before. And then I looked at my thing, and I was like, maybe I went, and then

so I had half the flyers with the right date, half the flyers with the wrong date. But my website and my main thing where I was posting it everywhere were the wrong dates. So I've been advertising it wrong forever. You're right. To be honest, no, I don't think so. So I've been advertising it wrong forever. Did you get the year right? To be honest, no, I don't think so because I think a lot of dates I forgot to do.

Ryan's playing in Australia in 2034. My site does have the wrong year for some of the things. And then on top of that, even worse, I made plans

to shoot the one day and basically some people that I had planned, I'd screwed up all the plans because I thought the show was one. Anyways, moving on. There's more bigger fish to fry.

Bigger fish to fry. I'm an idiot savant. That's what I was thinking. That's why everyone's trashing Peter Thiel, so they're posting all these clips of him, and this guy can barely speak. I don't know if you've seen it. Peter Thiel, yeah. Well, he has the super high autism like Elon Musk. Right, so both of them can barely speak, and I was thinking, I was like, maybe I have a bit of that because I can't speak all that great either.

Yeah. Peter Thiel was having real trouble choking at one sentence yeah yeah oh yeah he's autismo okay ladies and gentlemen lots going on man the democrats have pulled greasy moves i mean is joe biden alive does he know about this? This guy? Dude, just a post on Twitter? Just not on White House letterhead? Not with an authentic signature? Not saying it's inauthentic, but it's like a stamped signature.

I knew tinfoil Danny was going to have some good points here. Dude, I've been eating slop all weekend, man. It's coming out of my fucking ear. It's it's bad for my diet i'm trying to well do you think there's a slim down and then the slop is just as high calorie slop so this is not even the good shit either good shit it's straight gruel you know please sir can i have some more danny's baby this is a fucking slot city man oh my god i was thinking because there were some people that were you know the conspiracy theories are rolling high but it does feel like the guy's in a room he like no one even really knows if he has covet the guy's just like they locked him in a fucking dungeon right now yeah do you know when like uh again what's the ke... What's the Kevin Bateman TV series? Arrested Development?

No. The newer. Oh, Kevin... Jason Bateman. Newer series. Ozark. Ozark, thank you. I don't know how you're having trouble coming up with Ozark.

Well, you said Kevin Bateman, so that was tough. Did he struggle to come up with a hit series? Did he couldn't put the pieces? You think by now you'd be able to put the pieces together in my speaking yeah that's true i remember when he anyways it's not even that good of an analogy we took a long time to get there but at one point he had a guy locked in a basement oh okay i see you know what i thought because i just like that i just tweeted it do you remember the movie dave from when we were kids about when the president is in a coma and they replace him with a guy who looks exactly like him no but i saw you tweet that i didn't know what you're talking about

kevin klein it was kevin klein's sigourney weaver it's a movie from 93 and that's why you said kevin and then i go oh are you thinking of that's why i was confused but it's this movie from 1993 and it's literally like the president goes in a coma and they don't want to tell the nation because they don't want to like give up power or whatever so then they find this guy who looks exactly like him he's like a slut who's a struggling actor. And then they just pick him off the street and they're like, you gotta pretend to be the president until he gets better. And then he falls in love with the secret movie.

Movies are so much better. Movies need to rule. I had thought about the movie 30 years ago. That was a sick movie. And then someone tweeted and they go, I watched it last month. Still holds up. Great plot line. It does feel like they put him in a dungeon and then he's like, okay, I'm gonna give my speech. And then they're they put him in a dungeon and then he's like okay i'm gonna give my speech and then they're like right this way

and then he's in the room and he's like he might not know no but i'm saying before i even had covid and then they're like okay you got covid now and he's like you're in the room and they're bringing them things to be like oh yeah president's going good and then basically they're just grabbing his phone tweeting that he resigned yeah he's not that out of the question i mean it's a goddamn bloodless coup that's what's going on is they go hey man we gave you the we gave you a chance and you didn't take it i mean again he might have i'm gonna put the bubble glasses on also covid is like he could have some you know covid's the easy thing like like if he's not feeling well with something actually serious right and again it's not it's bad for amer thing. Like, if he's not feeling well with something actually serious, right? And again, it's bad for America to have a president who's not, like, you know.

Well, everyone wanted this, for sure. But, like, there's one thing to be able to, like, we can still trot him out. If you can't even trot him out anymore in front of a camera. Well, yeah, if he's, like, super sick, that's one excuse. You know what I mean? If he's fucking 85 years old and gets. Sure, but the people who want to hold on to power, they probably like okay let's just say he has covid and maybe he like pulls through assuming that he has something that's not covid but he has something that's not just like you know whatever anyways the fact like when lbj said he wasn't uh running for election in 68 he

gave a 40 minute live address oh yeah like that's the Like, when 9-11 happened, they go, hey, Bush is coming on TV tonight. Yeah, unprecedented thing. You're just fucking tweeting it out. A tweet. That's it. Just a tweet. And it's not on

White House letterhead. It's not signed, like, with his actual handwritten signature. Also does feel like he's sort of done being the... You're sort of like, oh, I guess that's the end of him.

And you're like, well, no, he's still the president. For five more months until January. Which will be a flash sale for his buddies, man. That's the end of him. And you're like, well, no, he's still the president. For five more months until January. Which will be a flash sale for his buddies, man. That's going to be the Oprah diet for the buddies for the next five months. Pardons are on sale. You get a contract.

You get a contract. You get a pardon. You get a pardon. Yeah. So anyways, the betting markets have them. Do you think he says pardon me when he does the pardon? Pardon me. He's probably going to be like on a fucking ventilator.

He's at, he only has right now the betting markets have him and they they the betting markets uh even all over the betting markets polymarket they uh what's the you know all about the polymarket don't you dude someone bet two million dollars that biden would be a soul the nominee how's that you tweeted and like probably they're like it's a sure thing come on this is easy money obviously he's gonna be the incumbent president is gonna be the nominee like money in the bank stinks to lose that money like probably two million to win 200 000 or something when the person bet it too it wasn't like some big what'd you say having to go home and explain to your wife two million betting on Biden to be the nominee. That's a rough loss. It was a lock. I saw a lot of people was getting in sync recently where there's obviously a whole bunch of stuff.

But just a quick one was there's like a lot of people that tweet like hypocrisy or whatever. The people within an hour that were like, I don't think she's like a good nominee to being like, this is the baddest bitch. Dude, I was watching MSNBC last night. Me too.NBC last night just to see what those retards are up to. I've never seen ball washing like that. Dude, they're like, this is the greatest thing ever. They're honestly done such a full turn where CNN is kind of like, uh, hemming and hawing. Fox is like, she sucks. CNN wasn't humming and hawing.

I was watching. They were humming, giving her a hummer. Hemming and hawing. But MSNBC were like, she sucks. CNN wasn't humming and humming. I was watching. They were humming, giving her a hummer. Hemming and humming. But MSNBC were like, this is great. She's got to, this is just exactly the candidate we need. Like, the Republicans are in so much trouble right now. They're back to eating. They just open up and go, ball washing station now open.

They actually, I'm telling you, I watched, it's funny because Fox News. It's a labia randomly fox news because i was going back between the five of the five of them and fox news was sort of doing like they were they had like lawyers on kind of talking about the legal ramifications and then every other station was just like she's a goddess yeah yeah yeah she's well msnbc is the hero thing they were going he's a hero they were, yeah, yeah. Well, MSNBC is. The hero thing. They were going, he's a hero. They were just like, what a brave move for Joe Biden to do this. Yeah.

And it's like, well, why would it take so long? But to the betting markets, the betting markets had him at 100%. Yeah, give me the betting markets. Had him at 100% chance of not running like probably 12 hours, something like that. So people knew. Before. Yeah. I mean, leaks always get out. So they had him at 12 hours before he that so people knew before yeah i mean leaks always get

out so they had him at 12 hours before it was he put out his tweet or something i said he was like everyone knew this for everybody knew and then it's uh right now will he finish his term is only at 58 excuse me uh it's only a 58 of will he finish his term do you think they made him an offer he can't refuse like is that how it works? It was interesting. When the media turns on you, they do fucking gay. You know what I mean? Pelosi and Obama are like, well, from one... Obama did the sweep kick. Are you fucking clumming?

Puts the hand on the shoulder. Goes, Joe, you did a great job. Have you ever seen a pitcher get pulled? And he's like, I still got it. And you go, bullpen. Let's go. If you are Biden in the room and then you do get sick i would be it is one of those times where you start being like yo are they fucking poisoning me for starters oh yeah and then oh and then nancy pelosi walks in the room

hey joe just wondering how you're doing you're looking around like nurse nurse well they i mean he saw what the secret service is up to fucking a week ago, which now we're conveniently not even talking about that anymore. Very convenient. New story dropped, so we're like, yeah, I mean, Kim Cheadle or whatever is in front of Congress right now getting roasted. Some people were saying, but do you think Hulk Hogan

had a factor when Hulk Hogan went in there and he said, you do not want to see the Wrath Brother, man. And then Kid Rock did the song, and then Biden was like, please stop! No more! No more Hulkamania! I can't handle the hulk of media trumpamania but um i think because the real interesting tell was in instantly uh the clintons came out and they go kamala's our our pick we're endorsing kamala harris obama though did not did not endorse kamala harris which means he's got other plans bring in big mike we're going for four terms in a row big m i mean he's you know a lot of people obviously

think that he's currently the president and they're kind of big m or obama uh barack barry barry and then big b and then but i think a good chance we see big mike and big mike could win big like i don't think comel harris can win big mike that's uh you think big mike's got better chances yeah like big mike and booty jeep you did see them get in line the real fucking quick man i'm telling you they went from you know like for they went from joe biden's like uh know, this guy's a piece of shit, he sucks, to like legitimately like the hero among heroes. This is Braveheart. And then Kamala Harris, they went from, you know, being like,

we all don't think she'd be the best candidate, to like who? She's the best. They're gonna fucking rinse, they'd rinse Big Mike's hood even harder though. Well, but I think, the thing is is i don't think kamala Harris can win i think Michelle Obama like you put Michelle Obama and Pete Buttigieg or something that like that could win i was telling oh man Trump's not gonna be happy about that no he how could he be happy he

sort of had a good point where he was just like the amount of money they made me like spend it on the talk ads against Biden or whatever, and then I have to start all over again. Dude, you don't underestimate the fucking greasy moves of politicians, man. They've got things up their sleeve. I mean, this is House of Cards, literally. We're just watching it in real time. Oh, 1,000%.

The stuff that's going on behind the scenes. Again, just the fact that Biden couldn't just put out a pre-tape video. And again, he's 81 years old. He has COVID. If he has like and again he's 81 years old he has covid if he has covid like maybe he's that that like i mean they call anything over nowadays yeah but maybe he's that bedridden like assuming that we even believe that you're like maybe he's so bedridden that he can't put it out but then you're like then wait a few days yeah yeah wait a few days what's an extra what's an extra few days at this point you've already waited to the fucking buzzer beater at the last

it was exactly the buzzer already rang yeah i mean he was they had a primary dude if you're a democrat they already haven't got to pick your candidate in so long no no that's how it works that is the ultimate slop where you fucking democrats they don't even get they don't even get to pick their candidate yes they do they had a primary a few months ago and they don't get to pick it and yeah and they picked biden and then now there's just like a internal coup and they go you're out well basically it's like it kind of works just like any other government position where you sort of just like it's a bureaucratic position like president's turning into like a bureaucratic position it's just a position exactly where you work your way up to it and the fact that like the amount of just like big-time

donors who are essentially able to pressure him out by saying like hey we're not giving you guys any money right now until he's gone and they go okay well you guys are i guess the people who actually call the shots so like all these big time like you know democratic donors are like the money's off no no more money until he's gone and then he's gone and all of a sudden the spigot opens back up and money starts pouring in it's crazy once clooney switched on you you know you had problems too right right from a comedy perspective I was sort of thinking at first I was sort of warming up to old jokes

I didn't really like them at first but I was sort of warming up to making fun of old stuff because it got to a point where it was comical at first it felt like a little obvious or something but then it got so ridiculous that it kind of became funny again to me.

But as I was going to sleep tonight, I was sort of warming up to the idea of girl president jokes. Oh, girl president jokes would be great. You know what I'm saying? I mean... Just from a straight comedy perspective, girl president jokes weren't fucking...

Well, then you heard it here first. Ryan has endorsed Big Mike. Come on. Woman managing the biggest economy in the world? Again, it's all still just Barack Obama. I just put it this way. All I said was when you... I'm saying, obviously,

you're not going to get an endorsement from me one way or the other. No. But when I was thinking of girl president jokes, I'll tell you what I said. Yeah. I'm listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There could be some good ones there. just takes a week off a month you know that's gonna be all girl presidents be shopping for sure oh yeah like you do not want to be negotiating her with when she's on her rag let me tell you that much that time of month yeah go try and invade taiwan and the wrong week see what happens fucking nuke time here's a question yeah do you think that this has kind of been the plan all along where they're just like like somewhere in there they were like let's let him run for a while to sort of bleed them out of uh you know make the republicans sort of uh do their whole campaign and in the back of their mind they're like yeah we know we're dropping them out but it's gonna be last minute yes i mean vivic said it like a year ago that this is exactly a lot of people said that but is it well it

strategically makes sense because or were they on the fence about what they're gonna do or do you think it was like mastermind because you that that is if you do think it's mastermind from the get-go you are uh you are saying that they're very smart. Yes. I mean, here's the thing. We get to see Joe Biden talk once a week. There's some people who are with him every day, right? And they're probably like, okay, this is...

Obviously, this ain't happening. You see the trend where this is going. Unless some sort of miracle happens, this is just where it's going. And then the other people are like, your only problem is he'd have to want to step down. And you're like, oh, yeah, we haven't had that before. Yeah, of course. They'll just make him step down. But yeah, they'll have a really quick primary.

I don't think Kamala Harris is the lock. They're going to have a really mini primary. And then they're going to go with whoever they think. But by the time they pick him, it's in August. So it'll be two months out, I guess, from the election. Which does give them not that much chance to sort of, like, smash them. You know what I mean? I mean, you've got to find all, like, you know, all the October surprise stuff where you go, you find all this dirt.

All the dirt's got to come out quick. All the dirt. It's like, it takes a while to find the dirt, you know? Like, that takes time to find the dirt. Like, you know, you're such a short window where, you know, probably nobody's ever been trying to dig up dirt. I was watching the Montel stuff because actually, I guess it got in the algorithm. What is he up to?

Montel has a podcast. I know he loves weed. That's his whole deal is he loves weed now, right? So Montel, if people don't know, he had this like huge talk show kind of, I guess it would be Dr. Philly's kind of world, right? Yeah. So do you know the name of it okay so this guy has a podcast where he only talks about smoking weed

which is hilarious after being like this huge talk show host to just have like a podcast where he talks 400 views an episode do you know what it's called no let's be blunt with montel williams and is he smoking weed the whole time he had some I don't know if he smokes on the thing I think he just talked about it he had some medical condition if I recall MS or something and he's like

weed like saved his like he's basically like weed okay all his disease stuff so that he loves weed that's his whole deal right

he's just like he just basically starts the episode he's like just want to give a shout out to weed just love weed still love it

fuck yo do you ever watch movies on weed he's like just want to give a shout out to weed just love weed still love it yo do you ever watch movies on weed weed's so sick you know everyone let's give a prayer for weed because how much we love it he just talks about we know he sometimes brings rappers on and he's like just want to know about weed yeah that's the blunt rolling situation what type of papers you use like a podcast like a 16 year old boy would have has a gravity bong just like an old two liter bottle with the bottom cut out he's just like welcome to let's be blunt and you know he had an episode with red man he was like you love weed and the guy's like love it and he was like that's what i was saying so a lot of dead air huh dead air show a lot of dead it's so funny he only just talks about how much he loves weed but he had red men on to talk about weed and red man was like

you know i just wanted to ask about the kamala harris thing and he goes and he was like uh you know you know me i'd never kiss and tell he goes i'd never kiss and tell but i want to say that she's a friend and she's an awesome woman and you know i just kind of said you know very political he wants he wants a cabinet position like the dea or something a minister of weed yeah minister of weed Mr. 420 Mr. He's fucking crazy at like 58 years old just becoming like

the fucking basically like high school weed guy you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I think he does episodes on blacklight posters and stuff.

Okay this episode's on what your favorite song to listen to is while you're on weed. Answer Bob Marley. I see Bob's good Bob Marley Okay we have a super chat here who says bob marley now that's a great

one nothing wrong with listen to bob yeah like it's like a parody of a fucking thing well glad he found you know my favorite my favorite alien podcast uh poster is uh okay for the next super chat is gonna win one free black light alien poster is, for the next Super Chat, is going to win one free Blacklight alien poster. Hitting the bong. Yeah. Alien hitting the bong. So anyways, he goes, yeah, basically he said that.

He was just like, I wouldn't, you know, I never want to kiss and tell. Ha ha. Like he's like a cool guy like that. It's actually Chris Williamson, believe it or not. Decline, decline. I took my thing off. Speak amongst yourselves. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Actually. Chris Williamson, believe it or not. Decline, decline. I took my thing off. Speak amongst yourselves. Okay.

Hold on, hold on. Actually, Chris Williamson, we're live on the boys cast right now. You're on the line. You're kidding me. Hey. What's up, Chris? How you doing, Chris Williamson? I'm good, man.

How are you? How's Danny? Is he there? I'm right here. What's up? What's happening? How you feeling about girl president potentially i can't wait i've been wanting this since the spice girls came to

prominence in the uk in the 90s this is girl power back again we were saying i was warming up to the idea of girl president jokes and we were just talking about the Montel thing Because Montel is a new podcast Where he just talks about weed The amount of people calling him Montel Jordan by the way I'm so down Well look I've interrupted at the wrong time

I love you and leave you give me a call when you're done Yeah I'll give you a call when I'm done Later Chris Williamson everybody Anyways Montel and weed Okay so the other funny part is You know what happened is I had my phone I had to take my phone off because of sleep

Yeah I've had it on sleep for probably like a year I took it off Bad idea man you gotta have that thing on sleep Yeah yeah Everything I got was annoying me yeah yeah yeah but uh notifications is nice so on the other side it was obviously funny out of the gate and like you said it's not a guarantee that's her but it was making me laugh that like all the like defund the police people have to like immediately switch to like the prosecutor well but she's already she's

still been the vice president that that story is kind of like i mean i want to see her debate trump like what is that so you don't think that's that funny well the the i mean the prosecutor stuff is she's been the vice president but it is a pretty big switch if your whole thing was getting rid of the police yeah yeah that's that's true i think you have to have some little bit of cognitive dissonance there she's got a a lot. And they have a lot. I mean, if you're a Democratic, like, people have just been like, I love Joe Biden. I love him. That's true.

They've been like, anything. People are, they're sort of buck broken on it. Anybody but Trump people are like, yeah, Biden, he's, sounds fine to me. Everything looks normal. You can do four pushups, six handicap. The other funny thing was, because there's obviously already funny things coming out but like they showed articles of her eight years ago or maybe it was like 10 years ago and she they kept calling her indian american president sure and then then she switched to black american like she's sort of yeah she's black and south

asia yeah but she sort of decided that like she picks her race on what would suit her, which I guess you wouldn't do. But it is funny, though, that she was going with Indian before, and she's like, nah, I'm black now. I mean, how many comics do we know who did that? Oh, commercial bookings dried up, huh?

I'm black now. I guess a lot of people 2016 figured out they're a little bit more racial, right? Yeah, yeah. That's an easy move. I will say the black chicks are crypt, period, are kryptonite for white lib chicks.

So, yeah. You know what I mean? You can do no wrong with white lib chicks if you're a black girl. Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. i mean look so that's a positive for them i bet you some people like i can't imagine anybody who is like oh if biden's the president i'm voting trump and then kamala's in they go oh i'm back you know like i

don't know how much some people that i think are back you think so yeah because i think they were gonna go trump no they were gonna go not voting oh they're just gonna go not vote yeah i don't think you swung like that but i think there. Well, we have back in play just having a... Aren't they right in the third person? Again, here's the thing, though. So we have back in play people who are just like, want a woman president, women who want a woman president. But now there's a 50-50 chance she will be a woman president

for at least some period of time leading up to the election. Like, they might give her three or four months, kind of like the chicken Canada, Kim Campbell. Remember when we had, that's true, right? Where they're like,

here's three or four months. We did it. That's true. So then you don't even get to say like, we have, you're not even voting now for a woman president to be the first woman president. That would hurt her. But I mean,

she, regardless, it'll be historic. She'll be the first female president. No, I watched the press conference of yesterday? I told you, I was in it yesterday. I was watching stuff.

I was watching TV all day. I don't think I did anything but watch TV. I was watching the live streams on YouTube mostly. Did you see RFK? That's what I was just going to say. Yeah, yeah. I watched the RFK one, and it was kind of interesting. He was teeing off on Kamala Harris.

Yeah, because now the door is well now he's like the the door is open he's like he's like what the fuck so i was gonna say yeah i can't be the democratic nominee like at least let me try this guy was really there's no one else maybe not no one else but that guy is legitimately getting sloshed by by like the system he's's got to give a fucking press conference on YouTube from his cottage. To be like, hey, I'm still here. I was like, people don't hate me. Like, I mean, some people don't want to vote for me, but like I'm around.

Dude, it's literally like one of those comedy tropes where it's like, who could it be? It's like, hello. It's like, could be anyone. It's gotta be someone. It's like, I'm right here. It's definitely gotta be someone. I'm right here. Do you know what the funniest part was, Danny? Yeah. So I someone. It's like, I'm right here. It's definitely got to be someone. I'm right here. Do you know what the funniest part was, Danny?

Yeah. So I don't know if you, I don't know. I only watched probably like 10 minutes of it because it kind of felt like the same thing after that. But in the press conference I was watching on YouTube, it was glitching. Yeah. So the press conference was glitching and his voice already glitches. Oh, so it was like super glitchy?

Well, I just couldn't, like, it was hilarious. You couldn't tell the difference between which was the real glitches and the fake glitches. Like, it was like and I'm like you couldn't tell, like, if he was extra Yeah, yeah, if he was kind of, his voice was It was just a hilarious thing to listen to. It was like because the glitching made his voice sound more

like it already sounds. Right, right It like fixed it a bit? It was like, yeah Well was part of that it was like yeah yeah well i only did it for like 10 seconds but i chuckled to myself because it was kind of funny there was a thing i don't know if this is real but there was a thing where these like he started getting into some q a and then you could hear like some producers from some um network being like we're gonna i couldn't hear them when i was listening i heard the thing and they're like we're gonna cut it off now it's like basically listening. I heard the thing and they're like, we're going to cut it off now. It's like, basically, it's something where you start talking

and they're like, okay, this is over. Well, I think he was kind of talking about the media. Yeah. Like trashing them. Trashing the media. And it is funny to have to be there with holding your camera where he's like, and you guys are a piece of shit.

And you're like, let's get out of here. Hey, what do we do? They're like, we already had to deal with this with Trump. Fuck this shit. It was kind of the thing where, we always say we have buddies that feel... When Jordan Peterson goes to Toronto, all our buddies work in film, so they hire random film guys.

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but yeah as the media you do have to be sitting there with your microphone while he's like these fucking losers working for the media and you're just like okay you're just stand there and take it it is a crappy job yeah it's not the best unless you know i mean that's the thing with all this stuff like with the trump rnc p like we were at the comedy club and they put it on they put it on fox and you're like all this stuff you got to watch on left-wing media like msnbc is way funnier to watch like the way they come yeah they are funnier so much funnier like when you watch on fox like it's boring watch on an mbc like van jones are crying on cnn when they announce it like van jones stop

yeah he was literally crying like of happiness no he? No, he was like, he loves Biden, so he's, like, sad or whatever, and he's, like, crying, and he's like, he's, like, done so much for the country, and he's, like, holding back tears. You're like, shut the fuck up. Oh, no, I think they were crying because, like, they were saying, this is such a heroic, right? Yeah, he's sort of like a hero, and he's like, you know, he's done so much for this country, but you're, like, crying? Come on, man. I was watching, I was, like, in the influencer switch, man. You know Brooklyn Dad Come on, man. I was watching.

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all right how about this Harris Kyle gas ticket it'll be funny it'll be some comedy tough couple weeks for Jack Black yeah I know he did take it taken on the chin yeah especially like wearing those fucking American

overalls yeah that wasn't great that wasn't a great one he's having probably as bad as a few weeks as trump that band does rule though yeah they're such funny songs yeah okay hey harry i i can separate the artists from the art okay so you don't have to tell me otherwise oh yeah he's made tons of funny stuff Harris Lewinsky is the other option Third option Harris Dolezal Harris Dolezal that's not bad We're not going to get an all chick ticket You don't think so?

No Well the thing was It seemed like they had his twitter account for a while Because I don't know if you saw the Biden tweets He's still tweeting No but the original one where he goes I'm sick i'm sick and tired of elon musk so if no one saw he just first tweet said this is like three days ago it goes i'm sick and then you scroll under it it goes of elon musk and his rich buddies yeah i know it's like that was who that's a sabotage

tweet also you're like you're sick of rich people because a bunch of rich people just got you kicked out of the white house like you don't like rich people because literally a bunch of rich people made sure that you cannot run for re-election exactly forced you out so it goes but he tweeted there's a tweet from an hour ago i'd love him to see uh that's the crazy thing he's like nobody thinks he's alive that's what i'm saying they should have done that like I'm quitting the election oh yeah I was thinking you were going to do the second part oh okay oh okay oh so you just gave me the hard part

I'm giving you an alley-oop that wasn't the best setup I'm giving you the alley-oop how about this I'm dying of laughter from this orange Cheeto Trump. Here, we got another one. I'm too old to deal with

this bullshit. There we go. Okay, so he couldn't come out for the... I'm quitting this election. I'm quitting. That's a softball for you? Okay, how about I'm just a fucking high and tight 100 mile an hour fastball right there. How about just I'm quitting? I'm quitting That's a softball for you Okay how about I'm just A fucking high and tight 100 mile an hour fastball right there How about just I'm quitting I'm quitting

Talking shit about Yeah I'm quitting being the nice guy Yeah I'm quitting no more Mr. Nice Guy Have you seen Mark Zuckerberg's new image though by the way Speaking of Twitter The meme This guy is the best yeah at 40 years old you just start you get straight up sneakerhead wearing a chain bro

yeah he's a ufc bro now yeah that's what he is he's like he i mean that's exactly what he is ufc bro he's gonna have cauliflower ears soon like probably in five years yeah mark zuckerberg's been hilarious and he went on and did an interview about Trump, and he goes, him getting shot with that bullet, honestly, I don't know what to tell y'all. No cap. That was the most baddest shit that I've ever seen, fam. On God. He goes, on God, that was the baddest ass thing I've ever seen.

On God, that was bussin'. The Trump meme putting his hand in the air was bussing, no cap. It's crazy. Trump must not like this. That whole thing just kind of out of the news. Oh, he can't. This is a big hit. I honestly felt in my core the other day when I was just writing and stuff like that,

literally just thinking about all this stuff and making sense of it, it was feeling to me where I was like, it's gone too far one direction. I don't feel like, I was like, I just feel like, like, you know, all the tech guys were kind of all getting their way. Like it really felt like it was like, the mentality of the country was sort of very like tech bro kind of oriented.

And I was just like, they're not going to let this go on for much longer. No i was like i almost liked it too much that's what i was feeling i was like it felt it felt like the vibe of the country was aligning too much with what i think yeah i was like they're not gonna i can't go on for much you know what though is like there it's always been where the richest people have this like significant power they just they used to be all like industrialist people who you know ran like a fucking shipyard or a cement company and now all these people with the most money are these tech guys and they just they kind of have a different wavelength of thinking but i

would say me and you both sort of have like more of a crypto tech bro kind of mentality these are the people who have all the money now who are able to influence elections i know but they're maybe they aren't as much able to influence them as much as you think because i feel i feel like they were getting like they had their i don't know that was this is just my like you know from a comedy perspective when you're sort of like starting to make fun of something and you're like it feels like everyone kind of thinks yeah i just felt that a little bit with this where i was like i bet you this is starting to be a peak of this, a little bit of like how much tech bro mentality is sort of like forefront.

That sort of felt like, felt just, and then I mean, it's already feels like it's going back a little. We'll see how it plays out, but that's just how I felt a little bit. Yeah, I can see that. Felt like a lot of people work a little bit. Enough of this tech guy bullshit.

Yeah, especially with Elon Musk. Well, Elon Musk was trying to round up, I mean, I said it last week, but like, you know, all these, the huge Silicon Valley guys are all like, now we're Trump people and we could have never said this before. And now we like him and we want him to win. And so, yeah, there is definitely like a shift in the sentiment where people are, you know,

so I mean, Silicon Valley guys were the most left wing guys ever. Okay. This is what I'll say to you. The tech bro meme where people were like it was like a pejorative probably came out like what eight seven eight years ago being like all fucking financed tech bro like it was like a very pejorative right yeah and everyone was like kind of trashing that guy i would say the peak comeback was like last week where it was like tech bros were sick again that's right and then i'm just saying it might be going back the other

way a little bit that's that was my thought culture wise well i mean if the republicans lose then that'll be a big hit for the tech bros that's for sure they'll be like oh yeah you think tech bros went all in yeah yeah and i mean again they have you know you can literally you have the now like a huge uh like they own the like you know twitter is bigger than the news like even the the the trump or not the trump thing the biden thing like that came out 20 30 minutes later on mainstream news you're like you just you're a rube if you're not getting your news from x at this point so of course right so elon musk basically just i'm surprised he wanted to post it there because you think they'd be like, we're not. He didn't post it.

It was a bloodless coup. He didn't post it. Oh, yeah. He was not like, oh, let me fire up the old. Oh, where should I put this? Facebook, Twitter. No, Twitter sounds good. You know, when your girlfriend like or a girlfriend like you're sleeping and they take your finger and open your phone.

That's, I think, what happened. He was like, oh, we just need to do a little hand test. Here we go. It's a presidential hand test. Oh, we're just going to take your heartbeat. Let's just see what your heart rate's like. Yeah, yeah.

They put it on the heartbeat. Do you think they took the phone and they put a fake heart monitor around it? Yeah. the phone And they put it on They put a heart monitor Fake heart monitor around it Yeah No they go Oh he goes You do heart monitoring

On an iPhone now He goes Yeah yeah The technology's crazy Yeah technology Anyway Just give us this Right here

And again I mean I know They all have his password In the next two days They all Cause they all post this stuff Anyway In the next two days

We might hear from him But if we don't hear from him In the next two days, because they all post this stuff anyway. In the next two days, we might hear from him, but if we don't hear from him in the next two days, that's... Do you think he gets any DMs trying to fuck the president? Do you think that, because I know it's all the,

the president's, maybe Trump is running his own one, but he hasn't checked, he hasn't looked at his own Twitter probably the entire time he's in office, right? Never. He doesn't even have the password

probably, right? Okay. But is there any girls that probably slide into the DMs actually being loved to fuck? For sure. There has sure there has to be right his dms are also like and do you think any of the interns like take them up on the offer it's like next best thing i mean he also has he's like okay let's meet at this place they show up and they meet some fucking staffer trying to get pussy i'm sure he has a million dm i mean his dms are unusable

because his dm he has probably a million dms calling him like an infidel from people like all over the world that's true like like come to our country we'll kill you you're you are correct though that it made all of the thomas crook stuff disappear and there was some funny stuff because his last porn his last search was porn which was hilarious yep yeah just one last goon for the road it's amazing that he got one last goon out before he did well i wonder if that's like a snipering or do you think he edged himself because he was still about that semen retention well i wonder if like you crank one out because it gives you like calmer hands when you're trying to shoot a shot yeah but you might want the testosterone too i don't know i don't

know i'm purely speculating you're going to do a big fight we have people who fire guns shoot guns on the who watch this does it help you to goon or not yeah is it better for the shot if you're holding a semen retention or if you're cranking one out like is that like a like is every sniper that is interesting though knowing that you're about to go die and you're still like cranking one out that's interesting one last why not you know probably have a nice go to mcdonald's get a big mac and fries or do you think he cranked one out that was so despicable that he was like, I can't live with myself? Is it Nancy Pelosi deep fake?

He goes, oh my God, what have you done? He cranked out such a despicable one that he was like, well, that's enough of this. Yeah. He goes, I gotta go. I can't be here. I can't look at myself anymore. The man who shot Ronald Reagan says violence is not the way to go after Trump. Isn't that funny?

Well, the funny thing is he keeps trying to play. I don't know if you know this. So he lives in New York, and he's constantly trying to play. He's a musician, and he's constantly trying to play shows here. He's a musician? He has a guitar. That's hilarious. Dude, I tried to get him on low-value mail.

I DM'd him. That would be a great guy to get. Because he was like, I want to do podcasts and stuff. So he goes, so he sells artwork. He's like an artist. He makes paintings and he does music shows. Except every time he tries to do a show, they get canceled. Like because people protest, they'll call the venue being like this.

So he's hated. He tries to play like music shows in like New York City. Like he'll be like, I'm playing a cafe in Brooklyn or whatever. And then they like, it sells out in like two minutes or whatever because people want to see him. And then people start calling the venue being like, you can't have this guy at your thing. At the coffee meeting?

He was like medically and criminally insane. He was in a mental institution for literally like 30 years. Did they MKUltra him, you think? Maybe beforehand, potentially. I mean, they're saying they MKUltra'd Thomas Matthew Crooks or whatever his name is. They like to do it. But anyways, and then he posts artwork where he'll post artwork on eBay.

And I literally could be like, I have a painting for sale. And I went and I tried to buy one because they're like 500 bucks or whatever. But then what happens is people just fake bid them. And so they never sell. So people are just like won't. Because he's a bit of a character, I guess, on Twitter. He doesn't post that much crazy shit, but everybody loves trolling him.

He's a big troll candidate because he's old and he doesn't really know what's going on with Twitter. So he's always trying to sell his art and then he'll post it on eBay, but then... Does he move units? No, because everybody always goes to buy them and then they don't pay for them. But you can buy

his... I think he has uh here's july 13th you can go artpal.com uh you can buy prints from him you can get a framed print of a cat that's uh that's the guy who shot reagan um and it's a hundred bones framed which is not a bad deal. Pretty funny. Yeah, but he always... Can we get one for the Boy Scouts studio? About the artist, John Hinckley. After a long and winding road, I am now an artist and singer-songwriter. Well, it's funny that he's literally doing the backwards chair.

You kids don't got to make the same mistake that I did. Pretty much. You don't got to go down that path. But yeah, he kept trying to put his art on eBay, and they would never sell because people just would fake bid and win them and then not pay for them. That's pretty funny. But it's so weird, especially in New York.

Really, people in New York City cared that much about the guy who shot Reagan in the stomach in 81? You hear that much where you won't let him do a... Well, it's probably not people in New York complaining. Yeah, but it's like you won't even let him do... Let the man... I mean, John, if you're watching, you can come on here. That'd be funny.

Play your songs. We'll do a whole segment. We have him on the boys. No, but we have him on the boys because we advertise it's just me and you listening to him play guitar for an hour not a rant maybe we'll do it on the page it'll be an extra episode me and you just sit here and watch him play his acoustic songs for an hour not that good and talk about his art yeah i don't even know i wonder don't ask him a single question don't ask him so well he probably has like a a whole thing of like questions you can't ask oh you think

he has a big docket yeah here we go yeah he has some he has some songs on youtube he has a bunch of songs on youtube there are tons of songs on youtube okay there you go so there's another hot article about thomas crooks the shooter this is according to the post a trump shooter thomas crooks might have been battling an undiagnosed mental illness so there's a chance he had mental illness yeah there was that was the speculation is that he had like there's a slight chance antidepressants because like every i know they're trying to go with that one well i mean it seems it seems a common theme there's an article that wasn't happy with you by the way what did i do secret service says it's appalled by dei rhetoric against female agents

after trump rally shooting because danny made a video about that and i guess the nbc news has responded to daniel polis show i don't like it yeah they weren't happy campers secret service says in a statement that criticism from pundits and influencers so that's the who they're talking about right there that's daniel polis i'm a pundit baseless so they're saying you're not based yeah yeah i'm not based well i mean we all saw what we saw the agency also stood by its commitment to diversity and recruiting as helping not hurting helping yeah so i don't know if you've done the research but apparently it helps not hurt the effectiveness of its protective teams well it's so fun that's i feel like that's the most gaslighting of all time where they're just like you go okay so it's just it helps actually to have girls.

And you're like, well, so why aren't any girls in the NFL? And you're like, just because they haven't mandated it. And you go, so would the NFL be better if they put girls there? So if you're supposed to be the best and the best top shooter, and you go, so why is the top shooter in the world a man then? And you go, because they don't have diversity. I guess because they don't have diversity initiatives. So you go go would it make the shots better yes i mean i wouldn't you go that's what you're getting that's that is the definition of gaslighting i mean i wouldn't

mind watching the nfl if they had a chick in there one chick one chick just getting pummeled crying on the sidelines just getting wrecked i mean dude the amount of like if you ever see like because wmba is they're just absolutely throwing it in our faces right now. Are they? Oh, are they? I don't really watch it as much. I'm just saying on Twitter and stuff. It's all like, I don't have my notification set to WNBA.

I don't know. I don't have it set to it either, but unfortunately it comes across my timeline a lot, but like, I always see Danny showing up with Reese's pieces gear and he goes, I'm a Reese head. What can I say? But like the, uh, like the press press conferences like the amount of times there's just like pressing just a normal after a regular game they're all crying like that's not true yes they're crying why do they cry they're chicks what do you mean what are they crying why is water wet i don't know they're like she was bullying me the referee is mean to me. Why are they actually crying?

I don't get it. They just cry. Like if they lost? I mean. Or if just whatever? I don't know. My wife cries if she's like a cat on Instagram. I don't know.

Like, it's just. Yeah. Fucking the waterworks come on easier. That's nuts. Yeah. It's hilarious. Like, I'm not saying it's every press conference. You're saying there's some crying.

Yeah. Yeah, there's some crying. Just like. But they're not like, I lost the big game crying. I didn't lose the championship. This is a regular season game where they're like, yeah, I don't know, they're treating me unfairly. Oh, crying from a complaint.

Whatever, yeah, they're just crying for the cry. That's interesting. Bitches be crying. We basically have this sketch we did. Joy Reid blasted brutally for calling trump assassination attempt a photo op likening it with biden's covid diagnosis yeah so i know this is all they both survived but it was just because we did the sketch last week they're both heroic survivors exactly so she basically made our sketch except not so fast joy reed on the biden front i mean

he still has covid or whatever he has exactly i mean there's a lot of rumors going around that he has like something really serious but they're they're not from the most reputable sources again this is just a matter of what slop you're getting because it's really back to the slop situation because we do not know i mean if it would just be nice if we could just get him with today's newspaper just a photo just any proof of life 100 just a normal proof of life like the you had a hot like uh bill ackman said it but he's like this letter if this we don't have proof of hype just a proof of life if this was a like a hostage this would not be acceptable proof of life you would not be like

oh this person's for sure alive you'd be like no i'm gonna need more than this yeah i need more something lucky tweeted yeah with a fake fucking fake signature i mean there's a what's that guy julio folio or whatever that rapper who got killed and then he keeps posting stuff from his instagram even though he's been dead for two weeks posting it because someone has because someone who has access to his instagram and they're trying to like monetize his like big instagram accounts and he's like posting all this stuff still like ads and stuff that's a good name julio folio yeah well he's dead now so well so you're saying the name's available anybody watching so julio philia it is i'll tell you what uh just because i was going to mention i watched the trump speech too so things are moving fast in this

country it's sort of it's sort of exciting yeah it's great okay i mean there seems like there was not a lot going on you know obviously a lot of it's bullshit but like at the same time it's like it really is house of cards shit going on so it is sort of exciting right now i mean we have a presidential assassination attempt and then a president essentially like announcing not running for re-election and potentially stepping down in the span of a week yeah it's it's it is sort of getting me fucking excited a bit you know what i mean it's very interesting at the very least. No one can say it's not interesting. And then you do have all these characters like the Elon Musk of the world.

They're all really involved. It is very... It's like an interesting time for it. So I watched the speech. Did you watch the speech? Like with Hulkamania and all that stuff? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

But I actually watched the speech. Yeah, I watched the full speech. He really got... He was rambling. He was getting the light at the end i did feel the first part though it felt like a guy that had been on tour for a while like he was like in a pocket he was doing more of like a president speech than you know what i mean what he normally did he's trying not to be mean but now he's gonna have to switch again yeah so he's back to being mean but because all the juice ran out on this because of this biden stuff but it was interesting i watched it on cnn and

then so you know how like he's like at the beginning of his speech and he's like i uh he's like i'm gonna talk about this once and never again because it's too painful like the shooting stuff yeah cnn got a leak of his speech like 20 minutes before so they read it all on air oh because they had a 20 minute gap no no no i guess because it's on live streaming but it's on teleprompter so you have to like load it into the teleprompter so someone someone so cnn was reading the whole his account of the shooting 20 minutes in advance whoa yeah i wonder who leaked that's interesting i don't know yeah but uh probably someone who's just like i mean because it was a teleprompter probably someone who's just like I mean cause it was

a teleprompter guy well it's just like it's at the whatchamacallit like it's where the Milwaukee Bucks play so it's like if you know anything

about venues it's like the people who work at the venues are the people who work at the venues they're just like they're like yeah I do every event here

I'm just like a roadie or whatever I'm the tech guy here yeah they don't like make sure that they get Republican concession guys no you didn't get it no no I think you got it I'm the tech guy here. Yeah, they don't make sure that they get Republican concession guys. No, you didn't get it.

No. No. I think you got it. I just do it like this. Danny's micromanaging me. Well, if I didn't say something, you'd be like, I had this thing on my face the whole time. I'm okay. Moving on now.

We're back. anyways uh yeah like they leaked it and it was a pretty scummy move it felt like yeah it was really like cnn trying to kind of throw a wrench in his plans where we go oh yeah well he's he here's this whole thing well the funny part to me was when he was doing the first speech and he was talking about he's talking about the bullet and he was like you know i'm not supposed to be here tonight and everyone in the crowd started chanting yes you are yes you are yes you are i know wrestling vibes oh no i'm not he goes he was talking about uh when he talked about kid rock he was like and then kid rock he goes i didn't realize how famous that guy is he has 30 40 000 people at his rallies he called his concerts rally i mean i'm not gonna lie when kid i saw kid rock post about going to the rally and he had like a kid rock private jet and i go oh kid rock's doing that i'm okay you

didn't know kid rock like that i didn't know kid rock had his own private i told you i saw kid rock in toronto yeah yeah i guess yeah he's playing the that was at the what skydome i went with my brothers and my dad my fucking but skydome uh no this ac air canis and smooth loves the rock man my name is smooth yeah big fan but i i told you i might have said this on the podcast before but the funniest part about kid rock is he was doing he did like the first five minutes of his uh his concert he does like a president he does like a pretends to be a president. Like I think that's when he was running for something. Yeah. Governor maybe.

Okay. But he would come out in like an American outfit and then do a speech. Uncle Sam. He does kind of do a rally if I'm being honest. Does he have like a podium? Yeah. But the whole thing was he kept saying like they're trying to take our guns and stuff like that.

But it was in Toronto where they don't have guns. And it was like obviously the one Canadian date where he just didn't change it. And he was like, they're trying to take our guns. They can pry them out of our hands. And everyone was kind of like, we don't have guns. We don't have guns.

We're fine with that. We don't really have any guns. We like none of them. But he made zero modifications to his speech for the one Canadian date. Yeah. He goes,

Biden, he goes, I'm only going to use his name once. I don't want to use it again. He said that. That was another funny part to me. The B word. Anyways, it was sort of funny, but. He goes, I'm only going to use his name once. I don't want to use it again. He said that. That was another funny part to me. The B word. Anyways, it was sort of funny.

But, oh, yeah, he was bragging about his deals was sort of funny to me because he was basically talking about everyone was sending immigrants to the country. And then he was basically like, he goes, and I told them they're going to take the immigrants back. We'll send them back. And then all these people didn't want to take them. So they put the planes on the runway to make sure that we couldn't send the immigrants back i made one phone call i go any country who does any of that you're gonna get cut off immediately well

he was next thing you know they go oh please send the immigrants he's like he's taking shots at bukele or whatever from who's that uh el salvador the guy who put all the ms-13 in those crazy jails and he's the bitcoin guy because the bitcoin people were loving oh yeah yeah yeah the bitcoin people were loving trump and they're like oh trump's the big bitcoin guy and then he started going after this guy and and like kind of i don't know if there's any truth to it saying like i don't think there's any truth or i haven't heard of anything where that dude's like taking all these people and shipping them to the united states like he's putting them in these like supermax prisons in el salvador because he's cleaning up El Salvador. Everybody's like, why is he kind of taking a shot at him?

It seemed unnecessary. You're saying, well, his side of the story is he goes, saying that he's cleaning up crime, but he's just shipping all the people to America. But I don't know if there's any. I haven't seen anything. That's not what's happening. I've never seen anything that confirms that. He's cleaning up crime

and he's putting them in his prisons. I guess that would be tough to just send a plane of ms-13 to america i mean he's not even in a plane you're saying like oh we're sending them to like i can't even imagine mexico would want them but they're you're sending them to mexico and then they're getting over the border into america i'm like i don't you're saying that he had some baloney in his speech that's uh yeah yeah i mean he was going was going. The thing ended up being like 90 minutes almost. Well, yeah, it did seem like these hour speeches, you probably could have covered it in 20. Yeah, for sure.

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that the crowd strike thing but i don't know if we talked about it. The reason I was saying, so the article, painful wake-up call, what's next for CrowdStrike, Microsoft after update causes outrage. Basically, CrowdStrike went down. Everything shut down. From like a line of code or something. Yeah. And I was going to ask you because I feel like you know about this stuff a little better

than me. Do you know what happened? It's hard to like parse out what the fuck went on here they're just like a cyber security company and they you know they run like several airlines or many airlines not every airline though like i saw something where uh southwest southwest still runs on like windows 3.1 like literally like the kind of operating system that like came in a box that's like 8-bit or whatever like they were on this super antiquated system so they were unaffected it's just if you run on microsoft on newer microsoft if you run on apple unaffected but if you run on newer microsoft operating systems they have crowd strike as their like cyber security and they just

like push some line of code that or whatever push some code that uh some update and then there was a bug in it and it just like they had to ground every fucking flight in america and it wasn't just flights it was uh uh like 911 call centers it's like it was again dystopian it's crazy it's all the stuff that you start like i always been saying this a lot lately i guess i've been thinking this same point for the last like or whatever. But so much of this stuff happening right now feels like shit you saw in a dystopian movie about the future. Well, yeah. I mean, imagine if it was like, hey, we don't know how to fix this or something. And you're like, what, so there's just no flights because you guys all rely...

You call 911 because you need an ambulance and then you're just like, it doesn't work. And nobody realizes that there's all these choke points in the whole like system where you're like this one little thing fucked up and the effects of it because you would think oh like well you'd also think they have a backup like they have backup generators or they tested it in advance you know like instead of just putting this whole thing out but like can you try it on one computer first apparently they can't it's all chained in that's on one computer first? Apparently they can't. It's all chained in. That's crazy.

They don't have a demo computer that you can just run the test on? That's what I'm saying. This thing's blowing my mind. I know they're going to get hauled into Congress and they're going to get scolded. Yeah, they're going to get scolded and they're going to be like,

sorry, we made a mistake. Sorry. Oops, did I do that? But they're probably like so... Three episodes in a row, I'll cut reference. Someone called it out. the comment section called out that it was this two in a row now we got three um but yeah see if we can get to five folks yeah we're gonna keep that streak going but uh yeah i don't know they're just gonna go like whoops we fucked up sorry we'll make sure

it doesn't happen again and i mean you're not gonna get i don't know how enough about cyber security to say like can you just replace them with a new company i imagine that is very difficult and expensive dystopian yeah it's fucked up okay so here's a little inside into not inside uh window is the right word into because we're saying what the female president situation might be like if it was like that yeah which again you're still saying and probably i agree that it still seems unlikely, but just, you know, it's definitely... Female president situation?

It's on the table. I mean, I think if Michelle Obama gets it, I would predict she would win. Yeah, me too. I kind of feel that way as well. Michelle Obama will win. But journalists told to pay Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Maloney $5,400 for tweet mocking her height.

I'm just saying, though if if we had female president it could be one of those things where it's like it's back to you think you think all the michelle obama comes in go you want to make your big mic jokes huh that's what i'm saying i got a piece on me it's gonna cost you i'm saying big mike could be costly not in america we're not doing that here. Don't underestimate a woman scorned. That's true. That is true. That's why they say

the girl presidents are always the most like they always love war. One of the big things is they have to prove that they're tough. It's like a woman cop situation. There's a lot of times where they get them in and they have to. That's weird because there were two Secret Service agents who had real chance to prove that they were tough and chose not to take it.

Well, they don't prove they're tough that way. They prove they're tough by like declaring wars that they're not going to fight, but it is, but it is one of those things. Like, I'm sure that if you were in like a gang and there was like a female gang

leader, she's like, and she walks in and she's doing the torturing a part of you. He's like, Oh fuck. She has something to, you know what I mean? Yeah.

But I've seen that. But they do always get, you know, oh, fuck. She has something to, you know what I mean? But I've seen that fiction. But they do always get, you know, they have a little bit of, you know, there is a bit of kind of realness to it where people are like,

oh, are they going to be like a pussy? Because there's that big sector of America that's like, you don't want someone that's, right. So they kind of, sometimes I think the argument

is sometimes they prove that they're strong by like, you know, getting into every war. Right. Well, I hope not hope not i mean hill dog was probably the biggest war hawk there was right yeah and she wasn't really the president but yeah exactly but they're not always presidents i'm just saying like so some people say a bit of that but there might be a bit of that the other way where it's like you know what i mean the jokes are yeah well yeah we're getting the there's gonna be i'm just saying... Suing you for tweets.

Well, it's a scale, right? You're acting like it's binary. There might be like a... You think they're gonna get people... You think if Michelle Obama comes in, she's gonna get... This was a body shaming. Girls getting 6K for body shaming.

And it's not even a body shaming to say you're short. That's not even the type of body shaming that women even care about. It's like to say you're... The guy goes, oh, she's only four feet tall.

You're like, that's not even body shaming. Well, she also called her Mussolini and that was fine. Well, she's kind of acting like Mussolini a bit by finding you a bit of a fascist move to find you for a fucking crack on twitter but are they gonna retroactively like you think michelle obama's gonna she's the president gonna retroactively hit people for the big mic stuff oh my god that's what i'm wondering man it's gonna be like scrub our podcast it's like the every comedian's gonna be like it's like the... Every comedian is going to be like...

It's like the... Yeah, like basically like the Red Scare. Yeah. Well, yeah. Mike Scare. Mike Scare. Big Mike Scare. We're going to do a mic check.

Mic check. Anyone who said Mike. Like every... She gets elected on election day, November 5th, and every comedian's face just goes white. I'll tell you what, though. If they do start charging you for making fun of presidents, like you it count you know what i mean well what's the is there like a scale like do they have a how does it work i think is there just like is a flat rate i think the physical appearance would be the highest that would be the highest of the high i mean it's

crazy that's the thing is that's when you really start appreciating stuff like in america where you're you know like there are countries where these are not even like dictatorships these are western nations you go yeah you make fun of the president on the internet you get dinged five grand yeah exactly well some of them you get killed tell me but i'm saying not the western nations you can't oh yeah yeah well maybe some of them i'll tell you what though it would feel a little bit if you knew that you're paying six grand for a joke yeah it would hit a little harder you know what i mean oh yeah you're gonna craft that bad boy you're gonna workshop that one but the other you know i like comedians it's always like um uh you know the one of the things is in the cellar they you know lock up everyone's phones because it's hard to practice because you're practicing

jokes and you don't want people to you know rat you out or whatever yeah that that would definitely need to be like three levels of security to go to the place where they're crafting the jokes that they're going to find six grand for to drop that bad boy. I wonder if it's like the Jordan Peterson stuff where if the guy's like, I'm not paying it, then they're like, okay, you're going to jail. Does it eventually venture over into... They can't put us all in jail. Imagine they develop the super maxes. The super maxes for the jokes. They start putting the comedy super maxes. The Italian comedy super maxes.

You could see in Canada that happening where they have a female prime minister. They did the hate speech thing where they said it was retroactive. They passed a hate speech law recently. The retroactive hate speech is one of the craziest fucking things in the world. Call this guy fag in 1945.

Yeah, that's gonna cost you. But I wonder, will they lock him up? That's just shaking you upside down. That's what I'm saying. They're gonna have this comedy supermax. No, I don't think it'll happen in America. I'm just being hyperbolic. No, it wouldn't happen in America. No, no, no. I know that. But I mean, it is crazy. Like, for five grand? That's what I'm saying.

What damages could she claim? That's not the obvious. We've talked about a bunch of these. There's lots of them. I don't know what damages you'd claim. You mean to me? Fucking toughen up. Buttercup?

That's how it goes. That's how it goes. That just cost me five grand. Well, she's not even about that life either, because she's kind of like the right-wing person. I know. She's supposed to be like the corner. I think the laws are the laws.

I think what happens are the laws. I think what happens though is when you start going super far right, then eventually you're like, yeah, you're not making fun of me. It's a mix of that. Yeah, you start getting that. Once you start getting away from the center, I'm sure on the left too, you go, yeah, no jokes.

No jokes. It's like Russia. It's like they went super far left and you go, there's no jokes. Yeah, that's true. You will not like they went super far left and you go there's no jokes yeah that's true you will not be making jokes that's a really good point the jokes do

sit around the center yeah like the political candidates in the center they go yeah crack jokes I'm cool I'm cool

I like jokes well the thing about it's kind of related but it's because Kamala Harris like was uh going with black now really hard over indian like you never hear or mention the indian stuff oh dude on msnbc they were going so hard on like wait for all the racism and the sexism there's definitely gonna be

some yeah yeah for sure but uh they were they were like oh yeah those republicans better watch out because they're going to be going all this stuff and all the misogyny. That's the lowest part that I'm not looking forward to is them calling, just every criticism is going to be sexist and racist. Yeah, basically. And I mean, there are a lot of people you see on Twitter being like, yeah, she just sucked her way to the top.

Yeah, you know how she got the vice vice president just the old gluck gluck 2000 yeah it's funny how's that not funny it is funny i mean president that was like there was a level wise kind of banging all these high profile dudes is hilarious yeah that's great um so this is a canada thing but canadian woman accused of racism after witnessing indians defecating in poop holes on ontario beach i went through so many people sent me yeah i went through her tiktok actually because that's where it started on tiktok to see because she said she's like i'm going to start documenting it but then i think what happened is the people started getting wise to it so then because i don't think there's any

actual videos of it or no this isn't one thing no no but she was saying she's like i've seen tons so i said indians have been getting blasted right now you know it's kind of unfair because you know i've always been sort of pro-indian but yeah i love the indians well there's because you know i've dated tons of indian chicks but that's also where i went to high school but the the the reason why it's like it's weird is because it's the same as anything where there's just such the people who just moved here is so different than grew up here. You know what I mean? Of course.

I mean, anything you always like, you know, any group, you take the worst 2% of them and then you ascribe that to all of them. It's like it's always. Well, there's different types, right? This is how I see the three Indians. This is the three Indian dude types I know. Yeah. In my opinion.

Sure. They either go finance tech, bro.huh you know what i mean yep like kind of frat tech bro finance or they go urban like they're part of drake's crew a lot of owl gear the super thin very very thin thinnest sideburns that you've never seen like literally like a micrometer to measure these sideburns they're like how is it so thin you've never seen a thin sideburn like this. You literally need a micrometer to measure these sideburns. They're like, how is it so thin? You've never seen a thin sideburn like this. Always the sides of their head shaved. Yeah, yeah.

That. Or the third one is they go lib white chick. Yeah. So America has more of the lib white chick Indians. America, I feel like can't. Toronto. I don't know about Canada, but Toronto has more like, they're either like. That's how you say it now.

Tech bro. What? You calling it Toronto? toronto what's happened you don't like that i don't like that i've i feel like i've always started saying that sometimes fucking bumping kendrick sorry i i just me you know i'm a phonic guy everybody knows that about me. I pronounce words the way that they're meant to be pronounced. I apologize if my proper English is problematic for Danny.

You can't pronounce words. Everyone's been saying that about him. But I feel like Toronto has more of like Finance bro or urban type Like either Adam Jamal or Natish In comedy terms right Which are our buddies But I think it's

They're all second generation And honestly the poop it in the beach That is like fresh here And also The other part you have to remember Most of the immigrants before Were like the fancy pants immigrants. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? They were the like... They were all the doctors and stuff. Yeah, yeah. And then now it's the more like refugee type, right? Yeah. But there's a bit of a distinction. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But honestly, the pooping in the... Is that true? It seems convenient. Is that true that they do that over there? Yes. What is that? I mean, there's true that they do that over there yes what is that i mean there's that's crappy dude there was no there's i remember there was a thing i can't remember where but there was some province and like when you say province there you're literally talking about like province larger than america population wise yeah yeah and then they started building all these they

go because it's bad like it ruins the groundwater and stuff and it's like it's literally like a health hazard it's not great yeah and so they were like hey we i can't remember where it was but i read about it and they're like so we're setting up all this indoor plumbing please use the stuff and people are like no no we do it this way this is how we like it and they just don't wipe is that it they use so i was actually investigating this recently because so you know that i did that uh the that was gross tiktok reel or whatever of the Indian ordering the drink. And there's all the street food stuff. We covered it.

But so they, I don't remember if I said this, but they, people in India, like they, as a pejorative, they'll be like, oh, you wipe with toilet paper. Right. They'll be like, oh, look at this guy telling me about hygiene. You use toilet paper. I think he told me that. No, they're like very much like, oh, you're going to tell us about hygiene. Like you guys use toilet paper to i think you told me yeah no they're they're like very much like oh you're gonna tell us about hygiene like you guys use toilet paper to wipe your ass what do they do so i went and there's a youtube video because i go what do they use i go i have i actually like within the last week watch this because i go what are they

up to okay what are you doing over there so there's a youtube video this guy posted they use this little pot right it's like it looks like a tea kettle almost i forget what it's called and then you're sitting on the toilet and then you basically i'm like i was watching this ago i don't even understand how this works but so the guy's like you lift up your one right cheek and then you start pouring water on your side and then i guess it starts flowing down in your ass shit everywhere probably and then but then you use your hand to finish the job so then you do so then you just wind up with shit all over your hand but then you use your hand to finish the job so then you do so then you just wind up with shit all over your hand but that's the whole thing in india you go you eat with your right hand you like your right hand is your shit your shit hand is the left hand

your eating hand is the right hand i can understand why people want to move here but that's like a known thing i'm not even like this isn't like a racist thing or anything like that is just how it is like well you think if you were coming here and you're like we're gonna keep elements of our culture it wouldn't be that one well i mean it's easy for you to say but that's their culture and again they see people wiping their ass and they go what are you guys fucking living in the stone age like what are you doing like they think they're wrong they think they're like doing bidets right and people who use bidets don't youets, you don't use your hand. I understand that. Obviously.

They think they're Japan, where they're like, oh, we have these super tech things. You go, no, you have a fucking tea kettle that you're just pouring down your side. It's an outhouse bidet. And then you do both sides. I mean, they've been doing it for probably 1,000 years like this. Oh, yeah, they should stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyways, in the YouTube video, because they're all talking shit about how there's

so much cleaner. And then the guy in the YouTube video is like, yeah, so. But anyways, in the YouTube video, because they're all talking shit about how there's so much cleaner. And then the guy in the YouTube video is like, yeah. So then you do the thing. In the YouTube video, you're gross. Your hand's covered in shit. No, literally. You're actually the gross one. Yeah, but he's like, and then you will get some shit on your hand.

But then you're like, well, and I go, shit on the hand. What the fuck? The instant you go shit on the hand, it goes, there's got to be a better way. There has got to be a better way than shit on the hand. Every time. It's stinky. yeah but so anyways because i was like am i missing something like i'm very open i go oh maybe they're right i'm not open to that well i was like maybe when they say the toilet paper is so unsanitary i'm like oh maybe they're doing something better i mean obviously the best

scenario is wipe and then you also do it right before your shower. That's the fucking... Yeah, yeah. But no, well, if you have... That's a dignified man's dump at the same time every day. That's a man's dump. Yeah, but if you use one of those really good Japanese toilet seats, where you ever use those, like Gas has one, where the thing, you sit down, and it goes like...

I don't do it, though. Oh. I don't want to fucking go to some random toilet and have a bunch of water show up all over my ass. When I was in Hawaii, like a few years... Also, I don't think I take any shit to gas. Yeah, I've taken many. But when I was in Hawaii, I have few...

Why are you shitting all over the place? When you gotta go, you gotta go. I don't know. What are you... I don't know. I guess I'm somewhat regulated. I just go when I gotta go. You're just shitting all over the place, eh?

Hey, we're... You're probably eating all sorts of weird-ass shit, too. Danny comes into gas fucking just polished off a double-sized bag of spicy doritos no i don't mostly just eating ground beef right now but uh no but the the one that i use which was awesome was it you sit down on the toilet seat this is in hawaii but it's like a japanese one and then uh like a thing comes out from behind it goes and then you can like, it has like a button. So you can kind of like place it in the right spot. And then so it's right above your ass.

And then it just goes. I can picture you loving stuff like that in your house. I'm surprised you don't have one. No, I don't. Fucking shit oriented house like your own. Hey man, I'm just a fucking troglodyte using paper over here. Okay. I'm just a caveman with my paper.

I could definitely picture you having like the most fancy toilets like in your bedrooms in the bathroom and your bathrooms in the bedroom you know i mean you just have a mattress over top of your bathtub in the shit rooms in your main room sound the worst idea danny on his throne you definitely are a type of guy that's gonna be calling the bath the toilet the throne pretty soon all right i'm gonna be in the throne i mean i'm not gonna lie just bringing a novel this big in there because you're gonna be a while well sometimes i gotta hide out that's the main thing sometimes you need some fucking alone time and i gotta i wish i was joking but um i've been thinking of getting a setup in there. Maybe like a little desk. Hey, can this wait?

I can just take a four-hour shit. A little desk. That is something that they need is a good ergonomic toilet. Because toilets are not meant for you to sit down on for more than like 10 minutes before your legs fall asleep. Yeah, I'm surprised you don't think about this more. It seems... I do. Yeah, I do.

I do. The problem is you can't convince the wife that you're like, Hey, we're getting a toilet seat you can sit on for an hour. She goes, Why? Why would you do that? I'll just get it. I don't know. What that you're like, hey, we're getting a toilet seat you can sit on for an hour. She goes, why? Why would you do that? I'll just get it. I don't know. What do you care what she thinks?

That's true. I could definitely picture you at 4 a.m. Danny, Danny, come to bed. And you're there with your fucking... Goodwill hunting style. My laptop. You're trying to figure out the perfect toilet. Yeah, I got my schematics.

Well, anyways, everyone's calling this woman racist. Yeah, I mean, it's tough. After documenting her concerns, laptop you're trying to figure out the perfect toilet yeah i got my uh my schematics well anyways everyone's calling this woman racist yeah i mean it's tough after documenting her concerns and she's like i'm native she's like you can't call me well she came out and said she's native i'm native that is the ultimate everyone always comes out and says oh that can't be true i'm a six percent cherokee well in canada that's the ultimate trump card i know but in canada you go look everyone'm Native. Look, everyone... I mean, I have a great-grandfather or a great-grandmother, I think, that was Native.

It's like everyone from Canada has someone that's Native in there. You know what I mean? Like, black, it doesn't really work because if you have enough generations, then you're just white again. You know what I mean? So it's like Native, they can be sort of white, so it does still work where you're like, I'm 115 what i mean so it's like native they all they can be sort of

white so it does still work where you're like i'm 115th native i get the card 116th native i get the card and then you just like and also use that for the rest of your life that's your identity yeah well i mean if you want to keep the gravy train rolling it does it does it starts the gravy chain up oh yeah fires it up uh but it is i've seen other people posting about this this isn't the first time and it was in musega beach by the way which is i've said everybody in the area where geno's go to fight each other yeah and all the beaches around there too there was one in ottawa crystal beach all these things and people are like yeah they're like they bring like shovels and but there'll be like fuck there'll be like 30 of them you go i mean like it makes sense the problem is it probably

is a portable you're sort of liking it i'm. I'm sensing that you sort of like this idea. No, no, no. They bring shovels. It makes sense, actually. For them, it makes sense because they probably step into a porta potty. Although, I will say porta potties, I don't know if you've used a porta potty lately. No, I don't think so. The technological advances in porta potties is incredible.

What's the advance? They don't smell anymore. Is that the advance? Yeah, they figured out a way to make them not like the grossest thing in the world like i've gone he's like i spent like 20 dude i was i was in this thing getting shit on for 20 minutes it wasn't even puking dude it's crazy whatever the solution is that they put down there with a snorkel how do they do it just looking for something down here drop my watch i'll be a minute how did they i want to shake the hand of the man obviously there's some of them that are gross but i like i've used some

obviously i my last choice ever is to use a port-a-potty but um yeah some of them now you go oh man these are like nice nice i can't imagine they're like i got a music thing or like if i ever go to like a music show and a festival thing or whatever and then port-a-potties you go they've made some advances yes sir yes sir i'll tell you you think that that would have been settled they go nothing left to do we figured it out i think you someone at the port-a-potty company was like no we can make this better we can make a better mousetrap i would like to see you do an instagram series where you're doing port-A-Potty company was like, no, we can make this better. We can make a better Mousetrap. I would like to see you do an Instagram series where you're doing

Port-A-Potty reviews. Alright, gonna give this one a 7 out of 10. It's about what? This hasn't been empty recently. That would be grussy and shit on the beach because I used to go to Waseca Beach here and there and basically

I'd go with like five guys and just get in fights. Yeah. And you did in Wasaga Beach. The last thing you want to do is like step in a shithole. That's what I'm saying

on the fights. No, I actually was thinking Roll your ankle and step in shit. They jogged my memory of Wasaga Beach and one thing that was reminding me

was like for young people, I remember there was this one guy that we used to call him the most dangerous man. He went to Pine Ridge which people used to call Crime Ridge. And he was best friends with our buddy

who we were friends with in high school, right? And I remember legitimately being like, it was like a legend, where it was like the most dangerous man. We had some nickname for him and everything that I'm not going to say because then I don't want to get back to him. This man was a scary motherfucker.

And then when we were like 20, I guess we were in college but he was still friends with our buddy so he was like now just a guy and he comes to we go to wasaga beach he's bringing our buddy which is the most dangerous man and it was like a big joke with our friends being like watch what you say around this guy most dangerous man yeah shows up five eight buck 60 i remember being in high school or like grade so jason Statham size Just a normal guy But it's like all that happened is he grew Way before everyone

You forget how much that used to happen Where some guy would have a beard when he was 13 years old He'd have a beard he's already balding And he's like this is a monster And then you see I remember seeing him At like 20 years old and you're like this guy's Half of all

of our size see i thought you were probably george costanza yeah but basically he looks like that when he's 12 i thought you were gonna say because he's so small that he's crazy like he's no it's just certain guys just stab you certain guys just grow way quicker and they look like george costanza i remember george costanza specifically i'm thinking of because he said that he grew really quick guys like that that have a lot of t you know what i mean the one a lot of the guys that go bald really quick it's also the guys that grew really quick they're probably angriest yeah i just remember i remember looking at him being like this is the beast the beast the crime ridge beast anyways one community saint catherine's went so far as to refuse beach access to anyone, not from the immediate Niagara region,

because there have too many shit. She type wise showing up. I guess you get a ticket. It's funny. Cause you get a ticket for pissing in public, but you're not getting a ticket for shitting in public. That's a good point. That's definitely should be under the,

how are you not getting a tip? How is it? Not just, yeah, yeah. You get a ticket and they're like, we never have to put it on the books. It hasn't been a problem.

It's never been on the books. Yeah. I mean, but if you, I got a ticket for pissing in public once from a horse cop yeah but i guess if you piss while you shit then at least they'll get you on the piss do they have to go through it they go uh like are they going through me is this just shit or is this piss do we have something here all right i know we've been talking about this csi law and order toronto they're fucking shitting on the beaches that'd be a great csi there we go special pooch unit of johnny glover ladies and gentlemen that's p that's p u s p u s p u there we go there we go. There we go. S-P-U. This guy, a woman confronts cell phone repair store worker after they allegedly caught him trying to airdrop photos to himself.

It was the ultimate Bob scam the guy had, right? It doesn't work. What, you gave him your password? You need a new screen? And you go, hey, can I get your password to install this new screen you know that's not how that works this didn't happen it did work he was he was mid hair drop and she goes what are you doing he goes and the best is she called the manager and the manager comes and she's like this guy was looking at my photos and you know this guy's you know you're in real trouble right now you might be going to jail or whatever he doesn't know what's going on right and then while she was doing it he

just fainted the guy that got busted fainted he goes i'm so sorry so it's quite the scene there's a lot of things going on in dubai we have some other real stuff to talk about but just to wrap up this kind of weird wacky thing section yeah dubai millionaire's wife complains about life with a man who loves treating her and buying her things all the time there's two dubai millionaire's wife complains about life with a man who loves treating her and buying her things all the time there's two dubai stories in a row that's why the one this girl millionaire wife on tiktok it's sort of funny they have the trad wife thing but she's doing her whole thing about like it's not all it's cracked up to be being a millionaire's wife is quite quite literally a full-time job she says it's really hard mostly due to the cultural

expectations and she always this is a list of things she she says it's really hard mostly due to the cultural expectations and she always this is a list of things she has she's always exhausted from being a millionaire's wife she has to wear diamond encrusted shoes sometimes which are apparently quite painful okay there's a funny thing to complain about diamond shoes other requirements involve being expected to spend as much money as possible and always have to be hungry for Michelin star food. She hasn't been getting a lot of support. No. No one knows what it's like.

Yeah, I don't. And then Dubai Princess divorces her husband via Instagram message. That seems a good way to do it, I guess. And basically, this guy, the ultimate bag fumble, because he was out there smashing, but he's dating the fucking king's daughter. I mean, I can't imagine that's

going to work out well for him. You don't think he's going to be good now? If it was the king's daughter? No, I'm just saying he was probably sad. He was sad, but also he's probably more than just that fuck up. Just the humiliation. Oh yeah, he's going to get killed.

The girl was pretty cute, but then I looked she had more photos and it was a real makeup shapeshifter so i think this guy was he's probably he married this princess who was probably like a six yeah she she dolls herself up pretty good yeah they all do they do yeah they're and then they do the makeup face too it's like one of those makeup tutorials where they really doll it up yeah yeah and this guy like there's like a line right here going around she definitely it was you basically paint a face yeah you paint a face you paint a full face on switch and then obviously but since he started dating her he's getting all this press so the probably snizz was pouring in for this guy yeah i wonder how that works in dubai a lot of chicks hopping in the dms probably like a lot of like it's like the eastern

european chicks who are kicking around dubai he goes i can get a bag Probably like a lot of like, it's like the Eastern European chicks who are kicking around Dubai. He goes, I can get a bag here. For sure a bit of that, but I'd say probably what's actually more likely is this guy was flying in supermodels to fucking shit on them.

That's why I hear like, in India, they're digging holes and shit. He's like, yeah, we solved that problem in Saudi Arabia. I mean, we do shit. We fly in American OnlyFans chicks, and we use them as human toilets.

Right. We human centipede them for fucking $1,000. And they clean it up. And they also clean it up. Yeah, it's not going to look good. And you go, what happens to it? It's like, we leave the room. That's for them to figure out.

Probably goes in the toilet. Yeah, probably back to the toilet. Probably down the tub. Actually, probably in the tub. Maybe in the tub. Tub drain. So. Poop-heavy episode.

It has been, which is up your alley. Right is up your alley you're a happy camper right now finally they talk about my topics well it's sort of been up your alley recently too because you've been sort of a conspiracy guy yeah well we're gonna and all these conspiracies are happening it is so before well we're gonna talk about the i was gonna mention the john deere thing but did did you have any other conspiracy theories that I've missed? Is there any interesting components that I've been missing about this? Not really. I mean, I already said it, but the Obama thing I thought was a big, not Michelle, but the fact that they wouldn't endorse Kamala. You think that's the most interesting piece of information right now? That is an interesting data point. Well, Alex Jones came out and he said it's going to be a Michelle Obama.

Yeah. Vivek says that too. Yeah. And yeah, I think so. And Vivek was saying a year ago that Biden would step down. And being a betting market guy, how did the betting market look for you for that? And the crazy thing is Alex Jones actually specifically predicted that Biden would step down on July 20uly 20th no he didn't he did and he was off by one day really like months ago yeah it says right here presidential election winner

65 percent donald trump democratic nominee kamala harris 84 percent michelle obama eight percent so so right now the betting market thing is there is there is this and i don't know how this works but the money that the dnc has raised, it has to go to Kamala Harris. I think there's an issue where if there's a different candidate, they're not allowed to transfer the money over. I know. You have to return it. You have to return it or whatever.

Because it's a different campaign. It's a different campaign. Exactly. So I think there's that issue, but I don't... What are they? Just the attack ads? You should be able to... I feel like all the money's just for attack ads.

Are you allowed to get your money back ever? I don't know. I donated my money to a GoFund that didn't go i didn't get my money back still time still time never know but i don't know how it works yeah sort of wondering how that works myself but if you donated tons of money to joe biden and then it goes to kamala harris like can you get it back or is it no because that's they're on the same ticket right but if it's a new candidate for example if it's michelle obama and someone else a lot of money too it's like 250 mil oh tons i don't know what they spend it on i'm always curious i think they spend it on those ads that we see but like i mean a lot of travel they probably private jet to their new thing yeah it's all travel and stuff i mean a lot of ads don't forget they set up a huge office and they have 8 000 people working for it

tons of i think what you're also forgetting is i don't even mean what do they spend it on i mean brooklyn dad gets a fucking 100k think about how many influencers were getting paid money that's true dude that guy the big new york guy casey nice dad of his... Harry Sisson. Harry Sisson's getting paid, man. These guys are getting... A lot of people are getting paid, man. That money... So probably Harry Sisson's like, fuck, stay in, Kamala, please.

They need it because that money's probably... They're on the payroll. And this isn't even conspiracy. This is out in the open that these people get money to promote it. But you don't think Michelle Obama could like... They're like, okay, it's not Kamala Harris. We're giving back the money michelle obama and then those people are like okay we'll just donate the money again like did you i imagine michelle like they said that kamala harris raised 50 million dollars in like two days or something or since yesterday or whatever the fuck like

the moment you don't think michelle obama's gonna get 200 million dollars in a week so i've had a thought and tell me what you think of this yeah because obviously like uh i agree with what you're saying where it was like greasy politics and there's a coup and all that sort of stuff and there's you know this is house of cards shit yeah but i guess the other part of it that i was sort of thinking because you know okay i'll say one more thing because it is a lot of you know there's a lot of it is always funny that it's like hey we're the dem we're the party of like democracy but it's like you've literally never had a candidate that had like it's you're a you're a party of bureaucracy really yeah okay but then on the other side of that you're like but everyone did want this so i guess it's sort of democracy

because they did want but everyone on their party didn't want to step down the delegates shouldn't have voted for him yeah so they had buyers remorse yeah yeah they buyers remorse you're like you voted for this you had a chance to not do this two months ago like as he declined so much in that period of time i'd say no i'd say he's the same guy he was again i guess their argument is yes their argument was like this is our best chance then and now did you see all the reed hoffman types and um uh mark cuban and those guys that were all kind of being like you know I think he tweeted like you know age always like well yeah stuff like that and you're just like those are the same people that like were five days

ago being like he's attacked yeah he's fine the man's a fucking yeah he's fine a week ago fine they go read Hoffman said he went to dinner with him. He goes, blew my mind. He was a rocket scientist. They're just in pursuit of power. You know what Reid Hoffman's more like? Reid Trothman? He's about to be eaten at the trough.

That's for sure. The one thing is that it felt like a lot of republicans were really like uh not happy about this which leads you to believe that they were just like we had this in the bag and now we don't uh not as much as before yeah for sure i mean again and they're gonna play the angle that they're like yeah they literally kicked him out and he should be the candidate and they're they're not the party of democracy and that's the game that's the angle they'll take rightly so and i don't know i mean kamala harris like she's been asked 20 times you're like would you say something like in the event that joe biden was like not doing well cognitively like would you tell us and she's

like well yeah but i mean he's great and you go, so he wasn't then? Yeah, of course. I mean, obviously, if you're the vice president, you're like, I'm not fucking going. You have to play this more strategically. You do get reminded of how powerful the fucking media machine is, though. When they decide you're good and decide you're bad, it's crazy the extent to which,

I told you, I was just going through all seven of them in a row, and it was just the same thing. And you just like man they fucking the media moves and before that one debate like they were like he's fine he's doing great and then they just all just changed and that's it new orders have arrived our marching orders okay so john de, this one's funny because it's the Harvard they do. So a lot of companies

are saying this, but John Deere and supportive social or cultural awareness events distance themselves from inclusion efforts. And it's just funny. Harvard did the same thing.

So many companies now are just like, we're going to stay out of it. They make tractors. Well, they definitely don't want to get bud lighted. No, hell no. They're like, we make tractors and like, they definitely don't want to get bud lighted. No, hell no. They're like, we make tractors and lawnmowers and shit.

But the problem is they were getting involved. That's the thing. Oh, they were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they got bullied into it like every other Fortune 500 company. But obviously the piece of data here is that the bullying from both ways is evening itself out where now most companies are just like how about no stance? That's our best option.

Which used to be probably what it was. It was like, yeah, why are companies weighing in on this? And then they were like, we have to. And then they're like, uh-oh, we're getting it from both ends. Harvard was still my favorite one when they said the Palestine thing, Israel-Palestine, they said we're not doing stances anymore because to me it was just your chick being, hey, is uh danny and johnny there and you go yeah i go is

uh oh is christine there and you go i have a new policy where i don't talk about who's at the party it's a policy it's a company policy so israel palestine was the christine for them but yeah there was a bunch of places coming out and being like i mean it doesn't make them more money it's you know if they have if they want to have internal like diversity quotas but you don't need like it to be like bullied into it they could just be like yeah well we learned our lesson we'll you know we'll stop like we'll make a conscious effort to be more fair but i don't know what do you want us to fucking execute all the white people and replace them like you want i mean yes they do but yeah no we'll try a little harder let's let's check back in 10 years and we'll see how it is do you think

that if fucking uh there's gonna be a lot of articles. Do you think it goes full white dudes on the chopping block again? If it's one of these candidates? If it's chick candidate? No. I don't know. I don't think so. I think we've kind of... This was just kind of a wave. I think the wave has crested.

What's the new wave you predict if it goes like that? For the election, what is the wave? Because you think it's a girl. You're looking at a girl one way or the other what do you think the wave is strategy is like i assume trump if he loses will say is a rigged election again and i mean i i don't know she would be better off four years ago because like hillary had the like anyone who went against her is sexist racist or no i'm, but sexist and racist. Why not? But I feel like that's lost its punch,

so they can't go that hard on that because it's a bit of an eye roll now. Well, they will. They will. That's what I'm asking you. Any vague thing Trump says in a debate will be like anything that could vaguely be interpreted as sexist or racist,

they'll latch onto that, and that'll be the whole story. Well, I was sort of saying he was being like he's allowed to go hard on Biden. It doesn't hurt. You know that as a comedian. When you're going hard on a girl it hurt it like uh it's harder to it's harder to go real hard on a girl for sure yeah it just like it just does it's like just as a human being when you watch someone be really mean to a girl it's more off-putting absolutely you know what i mean yeah absolutely you have to be a little more careful about like

and when she's just because of male-female dynamics. And when she's not a white one, it's difficult. This will be a challenge for Trump. If you see a guy yelling at his wife in public, that's like jarring. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you see a girl yelling at his husband in public, you're kind of like, that'll happen.

Do you know what I mean? What did you do now? Put it this way. On the street, same thing. If you see a guy yelling at another guy, it's like, none of my business. Yeah, none of my business. You see a guy yelling at a girl, like, everyone's like, I got to get involved. Yeah, everybody's like that. And so your natural instincts are just, like, built into you. That when a guy's, like, really going hard on a girl, you're like, hey, come on.

You know what I mean? I can't remember what the... So he has that sort of working against him. I can't remember what the Trump-Hillary debates were like. I think he went pretty hard on her. She's the most unlikable human in history, though. I can't remember what the Trump-Hillary debates were like. I think he went pretty hard on her. She's the most unlikable human in history, though. He'll have

real problems if he has to debate Michelle Obama because she can for sure debate him. Real problems. Kamala Harris, I don't think, can debate him. She's just not. It's hard to make predictions. I don't know. I don't know. With what's happened in the last week i'm like i don't know can't predict shit at this no but it is fucking interesting time interesting time we'll

see maybe it's a chance that if something really crazy happens when i'm on australia uh we were saying maybe you do a yeah for sure a pop-up with like a pop-up panel on the boys cast right 100 and then maybe yeah maybe even there's a situation where we'll see how it happens yeah maybe you do a pop-up i'll be at the ready yeah exactly um and then obviously patreon.com slash the boys cast a lot of people signed up last week so we appreciate it thank you and uh we're i think we're at this point who knows it changes uh probably be a couple months but because it always goes down a little bit after the month people's credit cards get declined yeah yeah but i think we're like a hundred away or something from having like uh the the bugman number three yeah i went with mike mcgregor to his gun range thing is that

it though that's it well how many times have you done it a couple times why have you done it a couple times i didn't know this well one time i did it in, what was it, in Alberta. I have good hand-eye, though. You forget that. I have great hand-eye coordination. Why do you have good hand-eye? Because I play baseball. Yeah.

Anyways, but I shot one time where we shot. I guess you're pretty good at pickleball when we play. Yeah, we shot clays in, like, with shotguns. Well, then I have to get a handicap, I guess. With shotguns. No, no, no. This was one time for like 30 minutes shot clays i didn't hit that many and then one time when i was in cambodia i shot an ak-47

but it was uh into a mound there's no target and the ak-47 had like a piece of metal that was like over the barrel so you couldn't even move it oh yeah i'm on with mike mcgregor because you had this youtube podcast podcast with the gun particularly i've never shot a pistol what i've never shot a pistol well that's what we're doing aren't we i don't know i guess we don't know i guess we've figured that part of what we figure out as well for the competition patreon.com slash the boys cast thank you fellas