The Boyscast with Ryan Long - IT'S OFFICIALLY PROTEST SEASON

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

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Now before we start today, I just want to share a heartwarming story because amidst the chaos unfolding in Los Angeles, one mother is being praised for her approach to safe activism. 43-year-old Los Angeles mother Melissa Fairfield staged a full-scale riot in her Beverly Hills home in order to give her children, Ryder and Ocean, the full experience of protesting while also staying safe. And hats off to her because the California mother created a controlled environment where her kids were encouraged to trash the living room, light their bikes on fire with Molotov

mocktails, spray paint A-cab on any television in the finished basement, and even loot the mock Prada storefront she had set up in the foyer of her home, all while jamming out to their favorite Rage Against the Machine anthems. Melissa went on to say, It's very important to us that protesting be an enormous part of our kids' lives, but until they're 13, would rather them do it at home. And I'll say, Melissa pulled no punches to achieve that goal, as she even hired a local improv troupe to set up a barricade in the backyard and pepper spray the children with

harm-free Himalayan salt water before arresting them, driving them around the block, and dropping them off back home unharmed in time for soccer practice. Criminal records intact. Safety is the key word there because after going public with the story, Melissa has received so much support from other mothers in the community, she has even considered selling riot reenactment packages to other California parents who want their kids to experience the revolution in a safe way and says she is really looking forward to the 2028 election where the kids will be ready for an unsupervised riot and by that point are also hopefully trans. Boys, just a reminder, I will be in La Jolla slash San Diego, but actually La Jolla, June 20th to 22nd.

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Oh, riot season's getting warm outside. Get the bandanas. Get the shiesty masks. Get those flags. Who knows what flag? Any flag, really. There's so many flags. Gay pride flag.

A gay pride flag with a half Palestine, half gay pride flag. Whatever flag you need. The Palestinians love the half gay pride flag, half Palestine flag. That's their favorite thing. I was kind of thinking that. To what extent? Because originally It was just happening

In California And I was thinking The Red Hot Chili Peppers Are the only way To solve this problem Sure So now the Red Hot Chili Peppers But then

Which you know California California But then and now It's hit New York So New York June 14th actually

This Saturday That's like the Boomer one though Well that's The No Kings thing Yeah that's the one where they're all going to be out. Apparently the No Kings, and this is because me and Johnny were filming and apparently we were talking to some

old ladies. Me and Johnny had like the craziest day which honestly even just when I was like going through the stuff for this, I was like I don't even know the proper order because there's so much. I'm getting hit with a plethora of stuff. I'll try to finish my thoughts here. I might be a little all over the place.

But we were talking to some 80-year-old lady, and she was very into the no kings thing. And it seems like they have a lot of different riots happening at the same time. So I do understand why it's difficult to keep track. I thought that was the main one. Right now, that was before all this. So basically Trump has like,

he has a birthday and he's trying to do a parade on his birthday. Oh. So this was like OG, you know, Upper West Side, ladies with time on their hands

that are like, we're just here to protest Trump. Oh, gotcha. His birthday's on the 14th. Right. So this is like an old school Trump protest. Since the riots started happening

in California, now New York, obviously the protest is in New they're this is like an old school trump protest since the riots started happening in california now the new york obviously the protest is in new york we're like do i do a plane ticket or do i fucking get our own thing cooking right so they started getting their own thing cooking which is cooking right now lower manhattan there's already videos of people getting fucking busted up people like like camped out to get a good spot for it probably yeah so i think this like the the no kings protest which is the trump birthday protest is going to get a good spot for it probably yeah so i think this like the the no kings protest which is the trump birthday protest is going to take a bit of a back seat because these other protests they're the whole ball of wax i know but i think it's a different clientele the problem is there's a lot of like no kings people and they go yeah we support the ice stuff and they go do you

hate palestine too they go that's what i'm saying I don't think the Kings people are, the no Kings protest is, is pro Palestine. They're not as much all the Palestine is going to be the deciding factor of the, I mean, there was, there was a big demonstration last night near union square, like tight,

tight onto the LA stuff. And there, yeah, they were all wearing their Palestine gear. Like they just came from one and just the ice protests are like turning into the Palestine protests and people and different stuff like that. Yeah. Whereas the boomer lab, Upper West side protests are like turning into the Palestine protests. Same people. And different stuff like that. Yeah.

Whereas the Boomer Lab Upper West Side protests, I think that's going to be the clash. So there could be a clash of the protests, to be honest. Interesting. Also alluding, those people, I think the No Kings one, the organizers, the gist of it is probably going to be more like this is a fun parade for old people, right? Yeah. And I think the lower one is going to be like the sun goes down, it's time to get some free shit. Like do they have like an itinerary where they're like

we're meeting up at Trump Tower at 1 p.m. We're all going to give the middle finger to it. That's correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're all going to get your selfies of giving the middle finger and then we're going to march down Fifth Avenue. I think that's what it is.

And they're all going to have like I brought a sign if anyone else doesn't it's you know you know like uh when they have like a mosh pit and it's um you know we go really hard but if anyone falls down we pick them back up like this is that we're a family sort of thing oh man i feel bad i think that's gonna be that environment like people are gonna be there like hey just make sure you're hydrated like get your sunscreen people are gonna be coming up like hey you're getting a bit of a burn on your back like i brought sunscreen like it's a very family oriented program i feel bad for like some long island family who wants to book a trump impersonator for their kid's birthday on saturday

and there's like there's none available they're all at the fucking no kings thing you're definitely like name your price and they're just like can't be bought on this day pal i can't be bought on this day speaking of people that are out of luck do you think that that there's gonna be one politician that stands up and he goes uh if we need these ice trump i'm begging with you i'm pleading with you my deck is 90 finished and he's standing there outside of a deck with like a big like just five two by four is missing in like the main dining area where he's just like is this the future you want my kids to grow up in yeah falling through the cracks on a rickety deck you know i, I'm standing there with tools. Like, you think, I don't know what to do with these.

I'm just getting stinky, filthy rich off politics. Yeah. Guys, what am I supposed to do? I know. There has to be someone that... I mean, you can hire an American deck maker and pay five times the price. Well, that's the guy standing outside.

They're going to be busy, too. They're going to... The way things, this all trickles down, you know? And then they're going to... They're going to be busy too. They're going to, like, the way things, this all trickles down, you know, and then they're going to be like... They're going to be busy too. Their wages are going up. Their wages are going up.

I think that's the guy standing outside of the deck and he's holding his pockets out and he's just like, yeah, I have zero dollars and he's like, this is what it looks like when I had to hire an American.

He's like, the hot tub was supposed to go in that corner. We can't afford the hot tub. We can't afford the hot tub now because all the hot tub money went towards all the extra deck costs. Is that the future you want your kids to grow up in? A sauna-free backyard because we're trying to build the sauna. I have the

two-by-fours. Now I just have a stack of two-by-fours. That's not what I voted for. I was supposed to do landscaping on my patio. Now I have to leave that pallet of bricks for the protesters. So, this is a shame. That's all it is. It's a shame shame apparently the the home depot thing which is the

original thing i saw yeah yeah yeah it's completely fake i didn't see that and i was like i mean that is wild like kind of wild just like the ice trucks just showing up at home depot but it's not what happened it's not what happened is literally they were the u.s like customs and border protection like officers were staging across the street in an office park right like literally like they were in this like office park like before they do like a raid on it was like some drug related thing i believe just you're saying it was just like a coincidence it was dude it was they were across the street from a home depot and then a california state assemblyman was driving down the road he saw saw them. He saw Home Depot.

And he started tweeting, they're raiding the Home Depot. It's like, basically, everybody be careful. And then that went viral. And then that's how it all started. So they were never raiding a Home Depot. It was literally like this dude

saw them across the street from Home Depot. He just assumed they're raiding the Home Depot. And the crazy thing is, I heard somewhere that one of the and this was i thought i confirmed this but i i read that there was a uh one home depot that they went to because there was a guy that they actually had a warrant yeah i think there was something that happened at a home depot but i'm saying this thing that precipitated all these like riots and all these protests or whatever was literally this and this is from i believe the la times so this is

like on the ground like local or whatever maybe not the la time some other la thing but because it took me like an hour to find this because you would think every hard to get it's hard to sift through all the fucking shit like hey this started from a misunderstanding they're not doing this but nobody cares once like you know shit's popping off they're like that's the story now of course and then what i mean it was bound to happen whatever so probably yeah yeah we were getting these at some point regardless but for sure i i feel like some of the rioters have been sort of in some ways like haven't rioted as much as they normally do hey you gotta warm up what do you go to the gym and just put up fucking two plates right away but that's what i feel like some of them are doing

like they're probably they need to stretch out a little bit some of these guys are getting right into the fold buddy it's been four years some of them are like. They need to stretch out a little bit. Some of these guys are getting right into the fold. Buddy, it's been four years. Some of them are like, I don't even know how to throw these bricks anymore. I think that's what happened, though. Someone probably came to their other... They were in college. They were fucking hitting the streets hard, looting, the whole thing.

Then he comes to his friend's house like, Juheer, we're getting the gang back together. He's just sitting there with his two-year-old son down. He's like, I work at the bank now. I gotta, you know, I don't do that shit anymore. I don't do that shit anymore.

We're getting the gang back together. They're deporting people at the Home Depot. What'd you say? They deported Pedro. Honey. He's making a coffee in his $500 coffee machine

at the time. Honey, get the kids. It's the opposite. You put the kids in the, put the kids in their room. Call grandma to watch the kids grandma's at the new king's march okay well just keffiyeh just like fucking rambo style like

feels good to be back he does all the stuff yeah one gets his wife's period blood gives her some of that right under the eyes let's go his wife's free bleeding period kicks his wife's boyfriend out of the house he goes you're gonna have to smash her tomorrow because we have business can you watch the kids

he goes you know I'm coming with you are you guys gonna be fine without me in the chair are you guys are you guys gonna be fine to continue without me in the chair

because I got one last protest yeah well it's not gonna be the last one there's gonna be a lot of them but anyways it was total bullshit it started over Are you guys going to be fine to continue without me in the chair? Because I got one last protest. Well, it's not going to be the last one. There's going to be a lot of them. But anyways, it was total bullshit. It started over. The original thing. It started over a complete misunderstanding.

Like we said. But it was a powder keg ready to come out. It was a powder keg ready to go if it was that. It's never about the original argument anyway. So again, I have so much stuff. But we were talking in the No Kings protest I was getting FOMO

at the beginning right yeah because I was talking to Danny Mullen and he's like I just got fucking he went to the protest he got hit by rubber bullets

and stuff like that oh really he got shot by a rubber bullet did you see that journalist oh yeah he caught one in the leg there was like a journalist she's like

this Australian chick she's covering it for I don't know ABC or something that's part of my videos if you want to play it that's my favorite one. I was going to do it. I mean, the guy literally just turns her and shoots her in the back.

I was kind of thinking we would do like a top moments, but I have, let's get, this one's my, that was my top one because it was like the grape lady for me. Yeah. Oh, she makes a really good noise. So, okay, we'll start. And I want to tell about me and Johnny's insane day as well. But we'll start with this. After hours of standing

off, this situation has now rapidly deteriorated. The L.A. has been on horseback, firing rubber bullets at protesters, moving them on through the heart of L.A. I mean, I can't. I probably would make a similar noise if I got shot point blank range with a rubber bullet.

I'm sure I'd make a noise if I fell through a grape tray and I got shinned on the metal. Yeah, that's true. But it's got an Australian twang to it, right? No. Yeah, it's tough. Tough It's got an Australian twang to it Right Like no No Yeah It's tough Tough look for the police right there Do you think I should make that into a song

No Banger of the summer I mean the police can't really That's a thing The police are like We don't need the National Guard And then you see videos like this And you're like

Well Might Hold on The police are like we don't need the National Guard and then you see videos like this you're like, oh well might I'm trying to find the exact moment for my Yeah Yeah Not a good look for the LA police Who are trying to be like Yeah we got everything under control It's like

Shout a journalist from point blank range In the middle of a broadcast Most of the actual drama Was coming from the LA police too Yeah well they're trying to be like We don't You're You know you're making this way worse

By sending in the National Guard I was actually initially I was like you don't need to send in the National Guard. And then you're like, yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, there was like all the, here's the thing. There's all these videos of like all these people surrounding all these agents and stuff. And you're like, I mean, again, they're like, if you have 200 people surrounding some guy's car.

Don't they have enough police in Los Angeles, though? But the thing is, the ICE agents and DHS or whatever, like the Department of homeland security like the customs like they're federal la is you know and so la la is run by the mayor and the mayor's like you know we want to let them protest and these guys are like yo they're surrounding us and throwing fucking bricks at us so all that eventually like the you know say like the national guard doesn't come in then what happens is and you're like okay we'll just leave these guys to fend for themselves, and then eventually one of them kills a protester,

and then you have protests in every city in America. Well, you will slick Newt. Yeah, yeah, I get it. You know what I mean? And sure, you're like, from Trump's perspective, you're like, yeah.

That becomes the ultimate powder keg. Yeah, and then you're like, this gets way worse if we don't send in the National Guard because they're not doing anything. Well, I guess the Newsom and Trump debacle has been hilarious. Just arrest them already.

Just arrest Gavin already. Let's see it. Just so we know that you can. Newsom is slick, though. He's just like... You caused this, actually. You caused this. Yeah, he would love it. He would love to get arrested. The Newsom-Trump

feud, I do not want people to let that take away from the fact that Trump's son was still smashing Newsom's ex-wife. I feel like Kimberly Gu to let that take away from the fact that Trump's son was still smashing Newsom's ex-wife. I feel like Kimberly Guilford getting tossed around between the Newsom-Trump household. She loves a good powerful dick. Or I guess Newsom could say how to

ask your son how I taste if you really want to say. If he really wants to pop it off. Yeah, your son's taking my sloppies. How about that? They've been avoiding that. They don't really mention it. Nah, they they don't do that it is above that it's 100 wrestling for them like you of course you could see uh them like actually meeting up and then news newsome trump you guys you guys you rascals and then newsome's son likes charlie kirkey forget about that so he probably comes home and then newsome imagine he comes home there his

son just fucking watching a kirk live stream yeah being like dad you let them let more marines you better he comes home like son if i catch you watching charlie kirk pwning libs today this is i'm not in the mood not the day yeah like dad dad dad check this video. Check how badly he pwned him. Charlie Kirk just totally pwned this live. He's like, I promise you, dad, I'm not. Or I promise you, son, today, this is not the week for you. Not the day. You'd be talking about Charlie Kirk's burnout. I mean, that's the thing.

Newsom is like, he is Teflon, though. Like, LA Fires, all this shit. He's a lizard, dude. He slithers around that. But it's amazing, because you're like, LA Fires, this shit. And he slithers around that but it's amazing because you're like la fires this shit and he's just like yeah it's everybody else is to blame but me always and everybody's and everybody lives there like yeah man yeah trump's like i called him and we had a conversation he goes you didn't call me yeah he's fucking crazy we never even spoke

fucking loco man yeah you think trump got pranked by like a radio station no this is gavin newsom here on the morning zoo donald trump here nice to talk to you newsom newsom's in the background some shock jock yeah so i i guarantee that newsom would not be happy if his son was playing charlie kirk videos this week no no um so me and johnny were we were filming we went to the diddy trial okay how was that it was like pretty you thought it would be well yeah actually yeah it's pretty good me and john we became part of like 14 news stories really so i didn't want to uh i haven't released this video yet but first of all i did release this one where we went to the dog park. Oh, yeah, that was crazy.

You saw that, right? Yeah, I saw that one. So we showed up. The Kerr-Paul. How good was that? I know, and honestly, you're a bit of a Kerr-Paul situation. I feel like not a lot of people get that reference, but that was fucking great. I know.

I knew that. As they were talking, the only thing that I was thinking was, you kick my dog? Yeah, kick my dog. and the only thing that I was thinking was, you kick my dog? Yeah, kick my dog. So, she started telling the black guy not to bring food in, right?

And apparently this is like dog park etiquette that you can't have food because it makes the dogs. And then when she told him that, he was like, you're being a Karen, and then kicked the dog. Balls on that lady, though, to be like, she's a black dude. She didn't give a

shit dude she was no she was she was part of the news she got the fatigue no she was the pro she was like an old school actual karen that she was like yeah you're right people don't like it when i enforce the rules but that's what i do that's my place in this ecosystem and to be fair i've mentioned this point before there is a place in the ecosystem sometimes you do need to talk to the manager sometimes you need rules sometimes there is something place in the ecosystem. Sometimes you do need to talk to the manager. Hey, you need rules. Sometimes there is something suspicious going on and someone needs to pipe up.

What are we all anarchists all of a sudden? You need some rules. Sometimes there is a bunch of teenagers on your block that maybe shouldn't be there. Yeah, absolutely. The gated community. Get them the hell out of there. Let's see some ID.

I think the Karens are like mosquitoes where you're just like, let's get rid of them and you're just like there's on their second order yeah yeah what you think we're just getting rid of all the bees and nothing happens that's what i mean i think there's like you're just like imagine with us we stop all the women from being karening no women ever and then you go and then you fast forward to 10 years everyone's just living in a shantytown under a bridge and you go what happened they go the karens there's literally mad max we got rid of the karens like yeah you were on mad happened? They go, the Karens. There's literally Mad Max. We got rid of the Karens. Yeah.

You were on Mad Max. It's very possible the Karens are more necessary. Yeah, they're holding the fabric of society together. We just don't realize it. White ladies complaining about stuff might have been an important part of the fabric of society. Yeah, it would be nice if some POC stepped up and did some of this policing. Step up and they'd be the complainers.

Yeah. I don't think the Karens don't want to complain. Like someone should. Yeah, they're just like we're doing everybody a service here. First of all, I didn't know that was a rule

you can't have. What kind of dog park was this? Where was it? It was Union Square. Oh, was it like inside the gates? Yes. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. If I'm... Oh, the guy was just eating while he was like letting his dog run around? Basically. Okay. If I was on a plane

and someone's having a full conversation, it's like without karens it's like i have to say something first of all when i say something it might become a physical altercation sure so when a man's like hey could you stop he's then it then it gets physical of course yeah you need the karens yeah yeah because you almost need like like an uh older lady to be like hey you shouldn't be doing that and everyone's like you're right yeah yeah you need that i mean it is lady to be like hey you shouldn't be doing that and everyone's like you're right yeah yeah you need that i mean it is true it's like if you said it to that guy you'd be like yeah you want to fight so we went over we were started at the pd there this lady comes up to us and she was like i'm calling the cops you need to stay here to give them that footage right

and we're just like yeah yeah but then we kind of walked away she went around the park found me she comes up to us and she was like, okay, the cops are here. They need your footage. And I go, okay, we'll be there in one minute. And then we just get a cab and get the fuck out of here. I mean, rule one of filming

is like cops want to see some footage you're out of there. You were just like in the taxi being like, YouTube.com says right along. Well, you can't though because they take your memory card. I know.

You're not getting it back. I told you, that was my old trick back in the day. I was really good at taking out the memory card, putting in a new memory card and then showing them

I'm erasing the memory card. That used to be my, I was like David Blaine when it came to erasing memory cards when I was like 16 filming and bothering people. But yeah, you can't go over there

because they could jam you up for two hours, man. Cops can jam you up. Absolutely, they can. It's just, what's it worth it to you just to vindicate this woman? Well, she has the footage now.

It's online. Yeah, it's online. It's available. You didn't deceptively edit it. Yeah, and it's like, I have a big channel. So she's like, it's not like she's like, you didn't make it look like she's the footage now. It's online. It's online. It's available. You didn't deceptively edit it. Yeah, and it's like, I have a big channel. So she's like- Yeah, it's not like she's like, you didn't make it look like she's the bad person.

No, I painted a fair picture of it. I'm not doing honest journalism. Yeah. Which leads me to my next point. We head over to the P. Diddy trial. And then there's areas where there's like, there's, you know, 500 people doing press, right? There's like the traditional news stations.

And then there's also like all these kind of like YouTuber blogger types right yeah we just walk up i start doing the thing being like talking to the security guards being like hey do you mind if i uh get in there real quick i just want to talk to some of the jurors maybe have a word with p diddy and then everyone they're obviously like get the fuck out of here and i was like i'll be quick like whatever i'm just doing like a thing right and then some uh like older black guy comes out an old head oh he was an old head yeah with the attitude with kind of like a the termografication of the that kind of attitude right and then i just start talking to that guy and then he goes i'm the i'm with the defense so he's like working with pd's defense i start

interviewing him later on 40 people came up to me and they're just like who the are you how did you get that interview and i was like i just walked over there they're like you're not allowed to go over there and i was just like i just didn't know that i wasn't supposed to do that and i walked over there and got like the story of the day so we're interviewing people 50 cameras like abc news nation are all around me i'm talking to this guy talking about dick size with 50 cameras watching me and now I'm like well I actually now it's like their footage so I actually am it's like it's live now right yeah yeah because if it was my thing I could you know it's like I'm sometimes what I do is try to ask them certain questions to lead them but it's actually to get

to my normal questions yeah if. If that makes sense. But now there's all people watching me. Oh, you're like the pressure's on. Well, there's no editing now. Right, there's no editing, yeah. This is a live performance. Yeah. And I'm, 55 people are around me,

all have their mics in my face. And I'm arguing with this guy about whether black guys or white guys have bigger dicks. And then I'm talking, he says he's had the freak offs he's been to he's been to like uh part of diddy's defense one of his lawyers so how it works is the law the legal talk to you the legal teams yeah add people to the legal team that are like have inside scoop in diddy's world okay and then but he he's actually now spends the next two months working with the legal team. He was like an expert.

Something like that. I think there's a word for a PDM or something like that. But anyways, so 50 people are watching us. Then a fight breaks out between Diddy's bodyguard between Diddy's

mom's bodyguard chauffeur guy, which is like a big fucking... Offensive lineman kind of... Big boy. Big boy, yeah. And like one of the streamers who we were talking to, and they're just saying like,

oh, you want to get acquainted? We could get real fucking acquainted. At this whole time, there's a girl with a Free Puff Daddy shirt on that says she's friends with the... She's like... Her relatives are involved in the case. She's yelling and screaming.

These guys start fighting. He starts calling people like I'm calling backup so we can have a gang fight here. And everyone's trying to defuse it. But there's police everywhere, I imagine. Police... No.

Not as much police as you think. There's kind of two or three inept guards. Oh, gotcha. They would have been no match for this fucking gang war that was about to go down. And then I go up to the bodyguard and i'm like what happened there with the little donnybrook you got into and the guy just looks at me with the death stare of like i dare you to fucking yeah yeah make a like even move closer to me the second i just go all right

then so we're in like we're in we're at this point we'd have been in like two news stories then we get on the train uh to go back up to union square and they stop the train and they're like there's an active shooter on the train active weapon weapon on the train that pulled a weapon so they're not that's not illegal you're not allowed to have a standard new york business yeah so he basically pulls out a weapon the All the police are walking through the train trying to find this guy and stuff like that.

And this is all in a four-hour span. It's exhausting living in the city. Well, I wouldn't think it was exhausting. I thought it was kind of exciting. I was like, crazy. And then the next day, I wake up and there's protests everywhere.

Yeah. And you're just like, the world is action-packed. Especially here. Especially especially here there's some people who are watching this from you know some small town in idaho and they go look outside it's just fucking tumbleweeds tumbleweeds yeah yeah and you go i'm i'm a nine news stories just walking have you seen any news stories like did you see the like on actual tv like well i saw the protest no no but i'm seeing did you actually see like the no i don't think the

the uh the i think they there was an article about the the active weapon thing but i think that guy that lawyer got in trouble for talking to you well they don't maybe know yet oh interesting yeah that would be funny if you caused the mistrial i think it was part of i mean retarded canadian it was part of did he mistrial causes Diddy mistrial. Yeah, I got to find the News Nation footage, but a lot of these were live streams, right? Ah, gotcha. So, yeah, they are out there because there was 20 people filming me live

for their live footage. You know what I mean? I don't know how many of them got clipped into their own segment or whatever, but his mom's there, his kids are there, his... Crazy. Are you going back? I don't know. I think I maybe did it.

Yeah. Good. I'm good'm good so top moments the australian also side note do you think there's paid protesters there do you think that company is just fucking racking it in right now probably uh i don't know that's like one of those things where i'm like i mean they're i don't know they have enough they don't need them that's the thing where like people have been itching to do this protest. Yeah. But I think what happens is if you're like, hey, we're going to do a protest over here, a good paid 30 to get it started. You know what I mean?

Like you can get an area kicked off. I don't think because they have these like organized protesting groups. And like, that's the thing with the L.A. riots is, you know, it's similar to when she goes down here. And then, you know, my mom is like, must be dangerous there. And you're like, yeah, this protest is at like one intersection at like near time square well that's true i mean the same thing in la you're like la is a massive city it was at one intersection you can avoid by their like federal detention center but it was chaos there i know yeah yeah because there's a lot of people

online kind of saying like oh they're making it to be a bigger deal than it is and you're just like well it depends on what your definition i'm just saying it's not like people kept comparing this to the la riots like in the 90s you could probably compare it to the covid protests uh maybe some of the covid but like the la riots was like citywide this is just like this is localized now give it a week i don't know you know you might have we're just getting you might have you might have la. You could be just getting this revved right up. Oh, man, dude. You got actors who aren't working right now?

Just like, sure, I'll go to a protest. Man, what is this, George Floyd all over again? Let's go. Well, that was a little bit. Because if you watch most conservative media, there's a lot of references to how crazy crazy you know when they say oh january 6 was so bad and they go what about the covid riots right okay but then they didn't there wasn't really like a good recent one no right even like even with all the trump and elon fights and

everything there was a lot of like dissent on the right and it was almost like the kind of like the left is like uh pay attention to us. Yeah. Like, we're fucking nuts. Don't forget. Sure. There is an interesting- Don't forget. We're fucking wacky.

There is an interesting element to this, too, is that, because I didn't realize this, but I've seen multiple people basically saying this on Twitter and streamers and podcasters, but there's no black people there at these protests. And I guess black people and Mexicans- I've seen some. But it's not a lot. And it's like, I guess black people and mexicans i've seen some but it's very not a lot and it's like i guess black people and mexicans like have some beef like there's like black twitter is like literally like this is not our problem and we're not going and oh really yeah

yeah they're like this is not our problem they're like they're i i mean i didn't realize but there's more asians in la than black people so they're very much like hey we've kind of been like pushed aside in LA. This is not our problem. And you will not be seeing us at these protests. I've seen the people arguing that. And then, you know, like there's people posting like a picture of a black guy being like,

oh yeah, I know. I'm not saying there's zero, obviously. So maybe you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's, they're certainly not. Well, I think that was. This is one of the times when they don't want fair representation.

They're not itching for that. Well like i think period for you i think period like uh the black guys don't like to get conned into being part of other people's movements they were just like yeah it's a black and the trans protest they were just kind of like no no no and they're like honestly we wouldn't care if these illegals got deported i think there is kind of like a you know maybe like like white or Indian sort of liberal, like rich person attitude where they're just like, we did your thing. You're not going to do our thing. It was the Amy Schumer for October 7th.

She's like, I marched in George Floyd. Where were you for the October 7th? They're like, we hate you. Yeah. You're like, you don't, you don't realize that I fucking, I was out there for like three or four days. I got sunburned. Yeah.

Can we get a, yeah, I got sunburned yeah can we get a yeah I got sunburned I don't have melanin okay this is like the sun is harsh on me yeah dude I missed a self tape audition because I was out there protesting to I guess uh for now I don't know what because it's I thought we kind of had a thing going on here oh no you learn who your true true friends comes time to protest your thing but i didn't realize but yeah the blacks the mexicans got beef i knew that there i mean every racial group kind of has beef when it comes to like crime yeah right but i think just like a general like i don't know if there's like i there is like an element i think with the black people where they're like

we don't you know with like they won't replace us kind of charlottesville thing and they're like but it's with the mexicans hmm they're like we're heritage yeah exactly and you're like, they won't replace us kind of Charlottesville thing. And they're like, but it's with the Mexicans. They're like, we're heritage. Yeah, exactly. And you're like, yo, you guys, you're fucking up our shit. See, I don't. That's the thing. I know the racial group I know the least about is Mexicans.

Because we didn't have Mexicans in Toronto. Right. I think there's a literal element where the black people are like, yeah, we're losing jobs to these Mexicans. Right. Kind of thing. And they're like, yeah, fucking send them back. So you think, yeah, there's some of element where the black people are like yeah we're like losing jobs to these mexicans right kind of thing and they're like yeah fucking send them back so you think yeah there's some of that going on and then a lot of black guys weren't that off trump to be honest no again with no and that's and that's the thing my least favorite food too is the mexican slop bowls oh i love a good everyone everyone loves the good mexican slop bowls but it's not it's not for me as much as it's pushed on me on me My ex-girlfriend was fucking

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This might have been New York. It was the black versus white protester. Oh, she was trying to go to work? So, yeah, just to set the stage here. She's trying to go to work. White protester. I feel like the white protesters, they used to be able to be used like, hey, you don't want to be called racist. Yeah.

And then now i think they're a little over that sure well they're just like leftist leftist white people maybe not like libs but sort of like revolutionary leftist white people i think they're kind of like yeah this isn't i'm a class guy not a race guy sure exactly yeah and you go this is more important than so it doesn't i think we don't care about yeah although we did remember the brooklyn bridge one when they were protesting Palestine. And they shut down the Brooklyn Bridge and then they weren't letting cars through

and all these people were honking and this one black guy showed up. He's like, I gotta get my kid to daycare. He had to get to work or something. And they just were like... He was making a whole scene and they just let him through. Well, a lot of this stuff becomes annoying off

where you're just like, who can... Because 90 90 of people are just watching being like who's who which of this is going to have the most annoying impact on my life which is what probably people mostly think about protests where you're just like if it happens it's probably the same as any anything where you're like pride or whatever you're just like okay whatever and then if you walked if you get stopped if your car gets stopped and then you know you can't get to where you're trying to go, you're like, you shouldn't even be getting married. Yeah, yeah, of course.

Of course. Yeah, yeah. I think another element with the black thing, Mexican thing, is that Hispanics, men voted for Trump over 50%, whereas black men didn't really vote for Trump. Yeah, but the ones who voted, they're not getting deported. I understand. Well, but I understand. I don't know about that.

I don't know about that. Ryan thinks the fucking election system in this country is just rock solid, huh? Airtight? There is such a law of large numbers here where every single case is happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But I think the black community is like, well, yeah, you guys voted for Trump. Like, you guys love Trump, so enjoy this. Right?

Yeah, but I bet you there's a lot of them with their citizenship that are just like yes I am enjoying this for sure they want them out to they go we came here though I mean there's tons of people are like we came here the legal way and lesbian verse black woman. But you could if you could just move off the wall. How is it the people protest if there's nothing to do? No, it's not. How do you always white people feel about stopping a black woman from going to work? Oh, no.

Not work. I care so much. So you don't care about stopping black people from going to work? Look at this line that you guys are causing. I'm not causing no problems. I'm not causing no problems. I'm not trying to. This is near my old house.

Yeah. She should have kneeled. That's what I'm saying, though. She dropped down on one knee. They're like, what you doing? It feels like the black powers aren't working on these white protesters anymore. I feel like in 2010, you'd be like, hey, you're about to do something racist. They'd be shaking in their boots. Do you think it's because they fixed the black problem in their minds?

They're like, yeah, we did. We already fixed that. Yeah, we fixed that. That's fixed. And we've reordered. Why do you think you have a job? Because of me. Of course.

Like the hierarchy has reordered. I love that she's like, I have to get to work. I have a job. And the guy's like, oh no, a job. He's like, I haven't had a job in 12 years. I don't care.

He was like, yeah, your job used to be the Ku Klux Klan four years ago before I solved that. That's correct. You would never even have a job if it wasn't me. But it's interesting. The clash of the identities is always a very interesting one.

Yeah, well, it is. It's almost like the whites have decided. They go, we've reordered the hierarchy, and we didn't let the blacks know. Do you think they had a meeting? Was there capes involved? Yeah, there's something. I mean, there's some sort of understanding where they go, this is the new. It's like Canada with the two spirit shit.

Yeah. They were just like, natives are at the top. Yeah. They go, hey guys, we're putting them at the front of LGBT, case closed. Yeah. And then some like, you know, someone's like, I'm a gay man. They go back of the line. Right.

Don't make us put G at the end. Look, you got, you shouldn't even be after L. So just, we're not putting you. You've had it too good for too long. How long? A couple of years? Literally a couple of years. Pretty much.

I think that's sort of the attitude. There's no reasoning with commies. Well, it's whoever's... If you are under the mentality of like, this is like a class struggle thing you're just like well whatever group we can use currently yeah yeah yeah for sure and you're just like you have no use to us oh you're a black woman with a job yeah great thank you go pay your taxes uh here's a phone tell them you're not going to be making it to work today it's the best i could do for you

the powers weren't working though the guy was unfazed unfazed yeah yeah i know i mean that's yeah that's there's more important things we did your black stuff i think that's the attitude because i i definitely know people that still in this right now would be like they're if someone came up to them and they're just like yeah i'm uh you know i'm gonna talk to everyone about how you're racist and stuff like that. They would be just like, please fucking for the love of God. What do you need? Do you want my clothes? Do you want money?

Can I give you money? Yeah. Blackmail. You can have my job. Extortion. Yeah. But the climate protesters are the ultimate blocking off the roads. And I think they have the attitude of like, we're already so hated that it doesn't matter.

Whereas in these protests, I think they are wanting sympathy, but they're just like, yeah, you're not, well, you're not getting it. not getting i mean maybe he got maybe what his one black friend was like it's all good like you know he there's one black friend there who's like doing the protest to kind of co-sign he's like i'm co-signing i'm co-signing we're the black guys blocking the traffic too so sorry you're not going to work today yeah i i have a black guy co-signing that this isn't racist yeah that's that's my best idea but also these guys just love fucking protesting never met a protest i didn't like every protest has like a you know i like when you go to every festival there's like this different guys like every every you go to your hippie jam band festivals they always have like the guy who's 75 that's selling balloons of helium

and stuff like that they all they all have have their archetypes and they have the rich finance guy. Every protest also has a new crop of fresh blood university students that this is their first protest and this is a fun event. Sure. And then they have the 70-year-old guy who's like,

this is a lifestyle for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He probably resents the young guys a little bit because he's like, they don't even... Yeah, they don't... He goes, I was at Kent State, man. Yeah, and he also thinks the young guys a little bit because he's like they don't even like they don't he goes I was at Kent State man. Yeah, and he also I did like well, they did they're like it's the Vietnam people

You're describing the people who they're like, yeah, we ended the Vietnam War, right? Yeah, we actually did whereas like you guys have been protesting Palestine. It's like what have you done? What have you done? Nothing and also the older guys I think after they've been protesting, they have a lot of more rules of what the protest is like. Hey, like they probably really hate it. They have the songs. Yeah, and when someone comes in and like throws a rock through a window,

they're just like, order. Like there's a way we do things. You know what I mean? This is... Yeah, it's this new breed. These new breeds think you're going to solve the world in one day. This is a lifelong pursuit.

Yeah. We get no results. It's a lifelong pursuit yeah we get no results it's a lifelong pursuit it's basically golf it's golf for losers it's golf because we do this our whole life nothing happens you barely get any better you barely get any better in fact you get worse because you get older you get worse nobody listens to you it's just a good way to waste five hours on a nice summer day yeah and they're kind of like walking down a street and then no one's there and they're like don't worry we'll catch them on the back nine like on the back ninth street back nine street it is sort of like golf for those people so i think there's always a clash and then there's all and then there's just a bunch of people like me when i'm 16 that was like oh this is this is chaos yeah yeah for some people

it's just the circus you You just want to see. It's the circus. You want to see it. And then there's also a lot of people that are like, oh, good time to steal. Of course. The opportunists. The opportunists. Yeah, man.

That footlocker is looking mighty nice right now. Footlocker is staring them in the face right now. Targets have been immune so far, though. Good for them. I feel like for the footlocker, for some people that are at these protests it's kind of like you get really drunk at 3am and your ex-girlfriend's number is just looking at you in the phone like,

call me! I mean, I think there's probably like organized crime gangs and they just wait for opportunities where they go like, hey, we can just go loot right now and like the odds. This is a money-making opportunity. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This is buying crypto at $2. Kind of. They're just like, hey, we can go loot right now and like the odds this is a money-making opportunity oh yeah yeah this is buying crypto at two dollars kind of they're just like hey we can go loot right now and like the odds of anything happening are pretty low especially you got the shy steon yeah sometimes they do catch

the people because yeah sometimes sometimes once these super politicized ones they they keep looking for them for like months here's the thing they weren't the task force they weren't under biden they will be under trump they will you they will be looking for you for a while. Some of the people that do this stuff do go to jail. Especially after they went so hard on January 6th. There's going to be no mercy. That's the funny thing. All these people who are like January 6th was an insurrection. This one is not

an insurrection. They're kind of both textbook insurrections. How is this a textbook insurrection? The one in LA where they're both or they're not. How is this a textbook insurrection? Well, the one in LA where they're trying to literally prevent ICE and they're surrounding them and they're trying to get

policies changed. That's literally what an insurrection is. You know what it kind of is just in general with all protests? You're just like... Because they always have the argument of like, oh, this is peaceful

and other people it's not. And you're just like... Every protest is the same. The first day or two starts peaceful, and then it becomes rowdy, and then it's rowdy until it stops. Yeah, until the National Guard comes in. Yeah, until you go wrap it up, and then, all right.

Where are the water cannons at? Let's see. I want to see the fucking, let's turn out late and go goddamn splish splash. The actor who people were saying was, they were saying he's Kurt Russell's son. Yeah but he's not actually kurt russell's son did you see that one no i didn't see that one so there's this actor and i was kind of thinking he's a pretty good actor like if you were playing a protester in a movie this guy does a pretty good job right so i was kind of admiring his uh acting i was just

like well i was watching him the way that i try to do accents, I watch and I go, hello, mate. And I'm like, nah, I still can't get it. But I watched this and I was like, you know, mocking his movements for when I do a protester. He's got it under control. Like if this guy was in NCIS, he'd be a really good protester. This is in LA? Yeah. He's probably been in NCIS.

You should be standing here with us. You're on the wrong side of history we know you got a job to do but you took an oath to the constitution he delivers it sort of like a high school speech you know think about what you're doing now

think about what this means coming into our community peaceful fucking community people working their jobs doesn't he have a good sort of temperament for this I mean he was rehearsing that that's what I'm thinking

yeah he's in a mirror dude he's not stuttering I almost think he has an earpiece in there and his gist was he was saying to them like how do you go

sleep at night yeah of course and a lot of these he was saying to them like how do you go sleep at night yeah of course kind of thing and a lot of these guys are like i don't know if your impression of like military guys is that we yeah and cops is that we like love this i mean they're also like yeah we arrested like murderers and pedophiles yesterday we sleep pretty good actually what did you do yeah like what did you do literally like we took actual like fucking convicted sex offenders off the street so i looked up this guy because people were saying he's kurt russell's son turns out he's not actually oh he's just a fucking nobody he's not a nobody that's why i was sort of impressed with this guy at first being like these are pretty good acting chops and that's what i was thinking this is kind of like a guy

who did a couple roles and stuff like that because he had the skills pull up the im he's sort of a plant a little bit because he's a pro oh interesting he's a partner at statecraft media a democratic uh digital communications agency specializing in messaging and mobilization he's literally a professional because at work he's at work he's trying to get a promotion dude he has a company that like promotes protesting oh okay you know what i mean sure he's basically like when you go to the karaoke and the guy's really good and you find out he's the karaoke guy. He's the fucking host.

Of course he knows every song. Yeah, of course the karaoke guy's belting out Sweet Child of Mine at the top of his lungs, hitting every note. Yeah. Before that, Fisher served as his executive director as the Ohio House Democrat caucus, later worked as a senior strategist as a

democrat at a democratic uh firm direct mail firm okay so this guy is this guy's in politics he's in politics this guy's currently at an audition yeah so he's bringing he has designs to be like a proper politician too like this is this is his sizzle reel right here one dude this is 100 his sizzle reel so i was a lot this is 100% his sizzle reel. So I was a lot less impressed with him once I found out that he was so in the game. All right. If I found out this was just some guy that just got so impassioned, you're like, dude, you need to go pro. Yeah, you're a future in this kind of thing.

Yeah. I know I only get one of these every few months or a few years. And then you look at his reel. It's him the other day outside of the Steelworkers Union talking to them. Yeah, he's outside of a Chick-fil-A. He's out ofestine he's just yes he's at he's doing every protest known to man right so i i had less respect for him once i found out um the guy with the star of the show the star of the show was probably the guy with the mexican flag on the car of course there were well there were many mexican flag guys doing donuts and there was a lot of them but uh yeah there was one guy you see the one guy who was trying to block the like ice vehicle they surrounded an ice vehicle and then the ice vehicle was like trying

to like you know surround that was on my list or whatever and then he was trying to like he just had his hands on the bumper crazy or whatever and the car was just moving and it just like wouldn't stop and then he but he was walking backwards yeah it was insane i didn't i didn't include it in my videos because it didn't have any audio yeah but basically it's a guy dying he didn't well he didn't die yeah but he was like yeah the ice were trying to get out he puts his hands on it and then the ice truck just keeps driving which i guess you're allowed to drive because you're like hey this is they're gonna if i stop maybe they're gonna smash. Yeah, kill me or something. But then he's running backwards like, oh, crap.

Wear a helmet if you're going to do that kind of shit. What are you doing? Crazy. But I wonder. They're not sending their best. I wonder if that guy was going through his head like, I might be into D. I'm just here to impress a girl. Not a lot going through that guy's head.

And there's not a lot going through his head anymore. I think he broke his leg or something. I thought they said he was brain dead. What? Yeah, he cracked his head on the fucking pavement. Well, then that's a little less funny. Yeah, but he was probably brain dead to start, if you know what I mean. That one was crazy.

Huge dig for graffiti artists, man. Oh, big time tagging up the city yeah yeah big for the people who like couldn't had been putting swastikas

on Teslas and then had to stop and now they go I can do my swastika oh sure yeah yeah yeah because they they had to take

like a month off and go back to like putting their tag on a bridge like some chump yeah they're fucking America KKK or whatever

you know America with the 3Ks that's a popular one yeah that's a good one like putting their tag on a bridge like some fucking america kkk or whatever you know america with the three k's yeah that's a popular one yeah that's a good one that's a classic but yeah i think that there is those a lot of these people probably were up to some stuff and it wasn't near not nearly as fun as this for no no and this this has legs for sure the question because the problem is trump is like in a tough spot because the more he cracks down, like he has to be very delicate about this crackdown because if he does, he goes overboard, then you get even more people coming out, right?

Like you can't just like- Then you start protesting the response to the protest and you have a cycle on your hands. Of course, you can't be heavy handed about this. And then maybe someone- I think he will be heavy handed. Well, so far he's been, I feel like pretty reasonable with the just like, you know,

the National Guard's coming in. But again, even that is you're like, okay, now they're saying there's going to be 35 cities in the U.S. that are having... Like, look, he got fucking two million women out or a million women out just for getting elected the first time around. I know. Some of those women probably... Those pussy hats are getting dusted off. I think that's... Yeah.

But I feel like there is something to be said about these people that their movement is not being served anymore. No. Like, at the time, the pussy hat, you were like, that was a top dog. Oh, yeah. Like, a fucking 26-year-old hot chick was, like, a top dog in the movement. I mean, I don't know. That woman is now so low on that movement. Yeah.

You're, like, you're the scum on the tires. Which is crazy. You're the piece of gum're the scum on the tires which is crazy because you're the piece of gum on the cop's tire that's like maybe the one movement that probably has yielded like the most results out of anything i can ever think of yeah if you put that started me too there is nothing that 25 year old chicks can't accomplish by uh mobilizing and getting emotional no i know i know people people don't know how to handle it, man. That is really the secret sauce to this.

People know how to handle a bunch of rowdy dudes getting fucking out of hand, because they go, okay, we'll give more rowdy dudes putting you back in hand. Dude, if that black woman who couldn't get to work was talking to a white chick who was crying, she would have been like,

they would have been hugging it out. That's very true, though, because if you have, especially, like, they would have been hugging it out. That's very true though. Cause if you have, uh, like, especially too, when you have videos of like dudes, uh,

that like came in, like robbed a store and then the cops, no one, you're like, yes, but also no, I don't care. Yeah.

Whereas if you see like a woman getting roughed up, like if, if you see a woman getting roughed up by cops and mobilize, of course, way different thing. Do you know, like, uh,

there's a, there's a multiplier for hot chicks on Instagram where it's like you you you go i have to be three times better than them because they have some cleavage showing yep like my thing has to be 10 times funnier than your average chick to get the same amount of likes and views yep i think there's like a multiplier on male protesters absolutely to get the same amount of sympathy you have to be like 10 times worth you have to get your like leg blown off to get the sympathy of a girl getting your finger broken i mean again at the end of the day that video is just like some six four white guy yelling at this like small black woman yeah you know what people are saying optics on that is terrible swipe swipe swipe left people are swiping yikes

people are swiping left on karen about that you know so that um well one thing i don't uh i didn't like that was trump was saying he's saying that uh he's trying to make the burning the flag illegal yeah you can't do that well they always i feel like that conversation that's yeah that's yeah and then it comes back up the other day where they're like well like in london right now they're just like if you even fucking look at the quran the wrong way you're're going to get fucking six years. Sure. Yeah.

Can't burn the Koran. Yeah. That's a Kermit's go out of the funniest joke back in the day where he's like, if I'm wearing my American flag under pants, am I legally allowed to shit my pants? That's pretty good. Yeah. There was a. Yeah.

You got to be able to burn a flag if you want to burn a flag. That was the old Bill Hicks joke about burning the flag. It was from the early 90s. It was like, my dad had died for that flag. He's like, weird, I bought mine. Yeah. But also, it never stops there. It's like, okay, you're not allowed to burn flags.

Lo and behold, the next thing is, okay, now you're not allowed to burn the... I mean, look, criminalize burning flags. You'll never have more burnt flags ever. But also, then next thing you know, I can't burn my Torah that I burn every morning? Sure. Outside of the bagel shop? To protest that fucking pittance of locks that they call full serving?

I protest their pricing by burning the Quran. Going down to Katz's Deli and they're $40 for a sandwich? Yeah. I like to burn all of them, you know? Yeah. Or at least have the, listen, I'm not saying I want to burn them. I mean, look,

the First Amendment definitely covers you on, this is, I believe, has been adjudicated a million times. It does, but he's trying to change it. But in general, I think people are tuckered out about activism, period. So I think it's reminding people.

I think this is reminding people that they're just like a little, yeah, this is tuckered out. Like, you know, someone said the joke that they were filming the Republican ad. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sure. And again, they're like, they're just trying to report criminals. When January 6th happened, that was the Democrats' advertising strategy for the next four years. That's all they talked about.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, all the midterm re-election campaign videos. People don't like rioting, man. No. I mean, some people like to do it. But again, it's just like, it's what cause you're choosing. And then if you're actually talking about...

And you don't have the plurality of americans agreeing with you that's another problem it's like you like you know george floyd kind of everybody for the most part definitely a majority of people got on board with this whereas like this is like most people are like yeah get rid of the fucking illegals who have committed crimes and got released that like dude they show like i follow like that you know the department of homeland security account and all day they're just tweeting they're like this dude was like convicted of murder this guy was like a sex offender this guy like dude they're like they're not good people who they're deporting now obviously some people are getting caught up in the net and that that could hurt trump for sure well that's because there's so many it's kind of like a it's kind

of like a circular logic thing where you go if you have a situation where uh everyone on their personal love on their personal life would be like uh if if if you went to a bar and got in a bar fight and like knocked a guy unconscious and then he like smashed his fucking head or whatever and they were charging you for six months or whatever i would obviously in that level be like all right like do we have to fucking you know you'd be like hopefully we don't have to charge this come on we don't and they the police came out came to your house and they're like you know we're putting this guy in jail on a personal level you'd be like you know or any anyone that has friends that are like here illegally like our our canadian friends that overstayed their visas yeah you'd be like you'd hope that they don't get deported you know i mean i was and you wouldn't be for it however

on aggregate if you ever said to that person like hey do you think it should be legal to knock a guy out at a bar and uh like do you think that should be legal and to never be enforced you'd be like as a rule no in my own personal case yes you know what know what I mean? But in this case, practical, like, but when you have millions of people, you have every case. So you go, everyone knows 20 guys now. Right. So you have so many people.

They're like, I work with three people that don't have their citizenship and I have this. So it's like, because, so it's kind of like, I mean, it's 20 million people. They're like,

the best they could do is deport 2000 of them a day. You're like, it's going to take you 30 years it's like it's not even possible that's what a lot of people always say they're so you're like and i i mean look like you know everybody pretty much agrees on even though there are some people who are like yeah you shouldn't even deport like the murderers which is crazy but you're like the people who are like yeah my parents brought me here when i was two i've lived in america for 20 years like it's like deporting them at that point they're like

they're american i don't know what to tell you i know they're not by the letter of the law but you're like that is crazy to go deport well but kind of becomes like the student loan thing where you go um you know how like there's a lot of talk about uh you know this was like a scan these kids got fucked and we want to and we want to um uh what is it called uh when you pay off their student not reimburse them the government says oh just exonerate their loans that's not the word though is it i don't know like to absolve them absolve their loans or whatever it's not that either but forgive forgive there we go the word man danny the word smith pull a shock yes sir so but if they're they're like hey we're gonna

we're gonna absolve forgive people's student loans right but you're like okay but you have to stop the scam now exactly like if you go okay all these people they kind of got scammed and we're gonna forgive all the money and you go well now you but you have to also be like okay but we're not gonna do it again

right so it's like I think most reasonable people they're like if we like figured this whole thing out where you like okay now it's reasonable there isn't that much people coming over most people would be like yeah but the guy that's been here for 10 years you're like let's have a you bring them in amnesty and i know you bring them you bring them in and you're like okay does he have a criminal record like you try to you have some system that's sort of like fair on that level right there just has to be some sort of like common sense here where you're like you're not that's what i'm saying it's a common sense you're not getting rid of them like most of them you're not going to get rid of them like there's just there's too many to deport

so you're like you're not getting rid of them you might as like yeah i mean that is the best solution where you're like look we shut and they're saying they shut down the border but like where it's you know we've solved the we've we've we've shut down the scam yeah so we're now we're gonna like we're gonna be reasonable about what what the ramifications of the scam existing for so long but they're even kind of shooting themselves in the foot because even if they did offer that now their whole thing is they're like people are going you know people have like you know uh they're here illegally and they're going through the system and then they go to their like appointment and they just pick them up there then they're like okay well then we're not going to

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Every single person I know that's a Lib would be like, well, yeah, what are you doing? Why didn't you get... You had three years to do your visa and you didn't? Why not? And they're just like... They wouldn't be like... Yeah, they wouldn't be sympathetic. I like like they wouldn't be like yeah they wouldn't be sympathetic they would they i mean they wouldn't be like no person there is it's not hypothetical they weren't yeah they weren't like yeah i've been in that scenario i know we might just be like it sucks but they're not protesting for it

they they talk about it the way that it's like your buddy you know he gets a dui like you're like that sucks but you know obviously you don't drink and drive like that's how they that's how they talk about like anyone i know that's been deported which is plenty of people by the way yeah um but i i think the the the main tweak in the heads of and this is more american than other places is if anytime you talk to an american they're just like yeah i'm gonna go to australia and like do shows there and you're like you know you can't do that right yeah and they're just like what and then go to shows there they're like yeah i'm just gonna like move somewhere you go yeah yeah yeah what are you talking about yeah so like that's

why you always hear about like americans that like had shows in canada that shows got canceled and you're like why it's like they didn't get a visa and stuff like that and they're like they didn't realize they had to till they got to the border right like they were just like i don't know i what i have to go get some like paper to come work in a different country and you're like yeah so so many people think like i can go everywhere else why can't they come here and you're like no you also can't do that yeah you also can't do that and the funny thing is is you're like to go get those pieces of paper to go work in anywhere other in america is really easy they make it so easy so much easier whereas you're like if you want to do it come to america to work it's like impossible it's the hardest thing and it's like vice versa it's the easiest shit and they're

still complaining about yeah so i think there's a part of it with that where they like a lot of people are just like well i can go everywhere why can't they come here and you're like well you can't though yeah you can't like i bet you if you polled a lot of people we know and you were like are you able to go live in Mexico for two years? I think most of them would, if they were thinking about that. Without any documentation. I think a lot of them would think I could. Yeah, you can't even

own property in Mexico unless you're Mexican. Is that true? Yeah. I don't think you can buy property there. You don't like that, do you? Yeah. The landlord in me is very upset right now the lord so i think that's a part of it is there's that argument it's stupid but it's it's the we're just seeing the beginning of this that's for sure i kind of had a separate uh point where

i was thinking that um that every because you know how like um recently there's been like so much fracturing in like right wing circles or whatever there's almost like a rule that um and i don't know what the exact number is but my guess would be 56 when a movement uh has a majority by over 56 it's a law of nature that it will now fracture yeah yeah because when it's 50 50 it's still too close it has to get like a little closer like above 55 and then it's just like the all of the incentives are for people to be like i'm more than this guy it's okay now it's time to like air out our differences well they're also i think 56 would be if you look back in history, I bet you there's a number that's a law where anytime a movement gets above 56% support, it's a guaranteed fracture. Well, I mean, if you could confirm this, we can call this Ryan's Law.

Ryan's, can I have my law? Can I have a law? It sounds like a thing about a pedophile, but it's about like, you know, like when someone like, what was it? Caitlin's Law or something? Caitlin's Law is about pedophiles? Yeah, something about that. They took some kid and then they made some law. It sounds like a bad thing, but it could be more like not a real law.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Like a law that they made that you're not allowed to pick up kids from school that aren't yours or something? Yeah, something like that. Maybe it's not called Caitlin, but it's something like that. People know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I think my economic law. If you can prove it, like if you write a paper. I'm not going to do that. Okay. Maybe you can get it like if you write a paper i'm not gonna do that

okay maybe you can get chat gpt to just cook one up for you i'll tell you on this podcast there is a decent amount of times that i say i have a theory and then someone will send me being like hey like some this this guy i kind of have my one friend who's like a university professor a lot of times i i'll have like theories and they're like yeah yeah aristotle spent like eight years trying to figure that out you know like but i feel like i do have a lot of things where i mean that is comedy sort of you're going back to you know first principles on a lot of things and trying to like sort them out and then the university papers is you know how can we like flesh this out to the maximum degree and the most money and comedies

are more about how can i simplify this thing to the simplest amount and they're just like how can i take that one sentence and turn it into like eight years of research and eight eight papers and you're like i moved on to the next one yeah i mean i'm like ali g where he shows up and he goes uh you know i've figured out hoverboards and you go how does it work and you go no i have the idea you figure out the science part i go someone else go figure out the math i've got the premise yes i i've come up with the premise which i my guess is 56 you take it from here university i mean there might be some element too when people's side is in charge and then they're like well we're in power now so let's start doing more stuff and then everybody has their own ideas of what they want to do

yeah but it's not 50 50 i think it's a different, no. And I don't think it's 51-49 either. I think it has to get a little higher before the movement to properly fracture. Interesting. And then the two, the coalitions start being like, okay, now it's time to... Well, again, yeah,

you just can't get everybody to agree on everything. And everybody's got their own wacky thing. Yeah, but that's every, every movement is people that don't agree on everything that band together over a common thing. Over a few things. And then as soon as they reach 56%,

they go, okay, well now we have that common thing. What's the next thing? And the next thing we disagree on. Right. And then there's also an incentive always for people to advance themselves in a movement by being like, I'm more of it than you. Yeah.

Yeah, that's how you rise up the ranks. Yeah. You're a protester. Oh, yeah. You hate racism? I actually really of it than you. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you rise, rise up the ranks. Yeah. You're a protester. Oh yeah. You hate like, uh, you hate racism. I actually really hate it.

You barely hate it. They made a new word for it. Remember anti-racist. Right. Literally did that. They go, yeah, it's not enough to not be racist.

You have to be anti-racist just so they could literally segment them. Yeah. And I think that's what happens in the things like, oh, you, you're like, uh, you don't think it's amazing to be gay i think they should be on an island give me a dick right now no i was going the other way around where it was uh you know like sure oh i i actually

don't even think they should exist based the only i'll tell you two funny articles then we'll move on but the two funny articles to me was one. This is by the Financial Review. Why this strategist thinks the LA riots might be very bullish for the markets. You got to love the stock guys who are just like, how can I make money off of this? I mean, hey. Isn't that funny? They're always out there.

So there's always the people who are like, yeah, what kind of tear gas are they deploying? Who makes that? It's like the pick and shovel strategy. Buying buying the stock do you know people that are having those conversations ah no can i buy penny tear gas stocks uh can you buy penny tear ass that i have no idea but i mean there are people who do that shit where they're like yeah like when you know police state like fucking they go oh yeah they're like really amping up the whole police station they go like oh who makes like the body cams yeah and they'll be like oh it's like that and then they'll go look and they go yeah they just got like a huge

government contract for these body you gotta respect that guy oh yeah just in the trenches just autistically looking at dollars and cents absolutely absolutely you just you figure out all these things and yeah yeah buying the raytheon contracts when he thinks the not even like the raytheon it's like you're going you're saying that's normie yeah that's normie you're going way down the supply chain to be like who makes like this bolt that goes into this one thing that there's like the federal government has to order who's making those rubber bullets yeah can i invest yes exactly there's a demand for rubber bullets right now yeah you just need to be able to uh buy stocks on the israeli stock exchange he says the researcher says the developing situation in los angeles is bullet uh bullish

for the markets because trump escalation of anti-immigrant sentiment allows him to quietly pivot away from his promises of fiscal reform and trade war so he's like trump's gonna be so focused on this immigration stuff that he's not gonna be doing the trade war stuff anymore which is gonna be good for our pocketbook yeah i. I mean, I guess that's a premise. And then there's some conspiracy theories, which I feel like is sometimes your department. I do think there is, I still think that there's probably paid protesters

in the mix here. LA protests to cover up, I mean, over the last six years, protesting has become such an industry that they are kind of like more organized that it's hard for me to believe that there isn't, at the very least, these like group chats yeah where you're like do you remember when you used to people used to be extras in films yeah and you'd kind of be in these

group chats or be like someone be like hey degrassi needs like 10 extras pays 70 bucks like four hours and you'd be like in on the email threads i never did it but i know them and i think that's that where there's some people that are probably just in this huge Like thousand person like email Chain of protesters where they're just like Hey pay 70 bucks if anyone wants to head down To fucking Bender Hills The question at this point if you're positing this

Is who's paying the 70 bucks Non-profits USAID Danny Danny You want to know who's paying that? You are. Who's paying for all this?

You are. No, I think that there's... What do you mean? There's lots of organizations that they have all this money from donations and stuff, and their goal is to advance causes, and they make the executive decision. You think they're so granular where they're like hey you you like your job is like here's a here's a bunch of rocks like throw them out yeah you're the rock guy like because you go we need to like really whip no i think i think that they can't do that because they can't probably that's a crime they can't they can't encourage people to commit crimes but

i think it's wink winking if you do you do there might be a book hey hey just don't worry can't say this formally but uh we'll be at your bail here we'll be exactly don't worry you won't be staying in too long jason schwartzberger is on call put it that way you know what i mean uh la protests are a cover-up for the epstein file claims uh that's what someone says this is uh um fake images and conspiracy theories swirl around la protests so that's just sort of the right-wing conspiracy theories and their left-wing conspiracy theories because there's always people who are like they see these things they go surely this cannot be an organic thing they're like why would people want to do this i know so then they have to start digging deeper and deeper they just

have to ask some questions what do you think think? Is there any hot conspiracy theories that strike your fancy? Not really around this. No, I think this is totally like these people love to protest. You're saying you don't need them, right? You don't need paid protesters for this kind of thing. This isn't a fringe issue. And it's in LA. Then there might be people that are like never let an opportunity go to waste.

Absolutely. And there's always like you think about like the G8 that was in Toronto or whatever with the black block or whatever, those people. And those people are like, they're not, I don't know if they're paid protesters, but they certainly classify themselves as professional protesters. They are pros. They got all the gear. They have all the stuff.

It's not their first rodeo. No, they got the gas. This is the festival guy that has water taped to his leg. Exactly. They know all the stuff it's not their first rodeo no they got the gap this is the festival guy that has water taped to his leg exactly like they you know they know all the best masks like they know they have all the shit like this is they know how to not get seen on camera yeah they know they have all the stuff so they're you know there's some first aid kit ready there's some element where people probably show up to this and they actually don't care about the cause they just like to disturb shit like oh of course you know like the anarchists here they're like i don't care about the cause. They just like to disturb shit. Oh, of course. You know, like the anarchists here, they're like, I don't even care about the cause.

Like, here's an opportunity to just go... Chaos. Cause. Agents of chaos. You know, and then... But again, there's like crazy Hispanic population in LA. So it's... You know, if it were to happen anywhere,

like LA makes the most sense. Yeah. So. I thought like, you know, Naval? Yeah. Who's like the man naval ravikant naval and chamath actually chamath i'll tell you a chamath one too i have a naval one and a chamath one okay

the naval one's good the chamath one's bad the naval one he goes uh he said a tweet, he goes, the future is going to be divided by, the future is going to be two groups defined by those who build things versus those who dedicate their lives to divvying them up. Yeah. And I was kind of thinking it's such a good way to put people where it's like some people like to build things and some people dedicate their lives to divvying them up. Sure. And there's more people that dedicate their lives to divvying things up.

And I think that- work yeah and the reason why i think that i was just trying to put my uh points succinctly but it kind of made me think it's like i think that i have like a bit of a disdain for that too like when someone like even if you're like making a show or making a you have a comedy club or whatever it is right like and people get involved and they start their whole thing is just like i think this guy needs more this is unfair and you're it's like maybe the world does need people to do that but it's like just the way that maybe the world needs uh parking cops yeah but a parking cop doesn't come to you like no you're bad i'm good right and i think there's something sinister about the people that their whole job is like taking things that other people built and then like taking them and

handing giving them to different people and then also being like and i'm the good guy for doing this and you're the bad guy yeah for complaining about it that i have a little bit of disdain for sure when they raise your taxes and they go well you know we're doing all sorts of good stuff with this and you go i disagree and you go well you're a piece of shit so right so it's like maybe yeah there is like a balancing order in the world where maybe they need people to divvy things up but it's like there's something and the builders would never want to do that yeah that function is like kind of comes with moralizing where it shouldn't in my opinion uh yeah i mean i can see that that you're i mean you're just explaining politicians essentially yeah that's probably people are just politicians their whole deal there's a lot of people that are divvy people man yeah yeah a lot

of a lot of people there's an increasing amount of divvy people i don't like them mind your business go build something quit divvying quit divvy dallying yeah that's what they are they're divvy dallying what was the chamath thing uh oh yeah the chamath thing was i actually i think i have a screenshot so these tech guys you know and i mean they're really feeling themselves lately that's that's the gist of my especially with the proximity to trump they got they got they're rich and then they got proximity to this power yes and you know what else is the why the tech guys are uh a little much right now is because they've all become famous or like you know personalities

and stuff like that but not for their thoughts or their words or having to do anything that people are watching they're famous for something else and they enter this kind of like when a you know like a wrestler becomes an actor and he's not

really that good at acting, but we all accept them as a famous actor now. Right. Like we're all like, yeah, yeah, John Cena can be a famous actor. Like, is he really great at acting? Probably not. You know what I mean?

It's fine. It's fine, yeah. And I think that's what you go, like the Chamas of the world, it's like they've all like, they have this huge voice essentially because there's this like huge influential figure, right? And if they,

I would bet that if any of these people had to be influential in the opinion space without starting there they would have zero success and i think you we find that whenever you talk to you know some of these people about comedy or whatever maybe of the four i don't know maybe best but whenever you talk to some of these people about other things you're like oh you have no idea like how to make great things you know what i mean so it's like they've kind of like are you have you've seen sometimes where like people that are like rich and they're like i'm gonna make a movie and then they start talking about it and you're like oh you have no fucking clue right just goes hey i have money so i think that's a part of why that uh the fact that

they're feeling themselves too much is it's like you're not actually that good at this. No, you're not actually that good at this. You can get a fucking note to the president. But he says, he's talking about a book or something. He goes, I hope that book is 7.25. Otherwise, it's fake news. And then this guy says to

Chamath, being from Sri Lankan origin, five inches might be more appropriate. And then Chamath Pap being from Sri Lankan origin, five inches might be more appropriate. And then Chamath Papatelatiya says, I'll bet your entire net worth times 10, the anaconda is the worst kept secret of Silicon Valley. So now he's on Twitter bragging about how big his dick is. Seeing as his- Don't you have anything to do?

You're like literally getting literal dick measuring competitions with randoms on twitter you're like aren't you like busy if you're gonna get in a dick measuring competition we should be pdds defense team yeah like aren't you like some titan of industry like shouldn't you have things to do yeah that's what i'm saying but in his mind he's like cool as fuck right now yeah and funny as fuck too oh yeah he fancies i as fuck too. Oh, yeah, yeah. He fancies, I mean, they like comedy, those guys. But yeah, think about that. Like he probably goes and does a speech and like says a couple jokes.

Yeah. And he's like, oh, I could do that too. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, comedy seems easy for sure. He goes, I killed. Well, it's kind of like, you remember Tim Ferriss, his whole thing was I could learn anything in like, you know, four months or whatever it was.

And he was like, I could be an amazing chef in this and I could be amazing this and that. He goes, and he or whatever it was. Yeah. And he was like, I could be an amazing chef in this and I can be amazing this and that. He goes, and he tried some entertainment ones. Like he goes, I can be amazing comedian in this. And like all of my tech, we know a few tech guys have done that.

And it's like every single one of them realized that they can't. Oh yeah. I had a big tech guy who like basically, he'll go unnamed, but he, he like messaged me one day

and he's like, I'm in New York. He's like, can I pick your brain about comedy? And I was like and i like met up with him he's like i just want can i just watch your set i want to know what not to do but he was like i met up with him and he's like well you know he would send me clips of him doing like oh i guess like an open mic in san francisco and then he was just like how do i do this like how do i advance and i go let me tell you you have no fucking interest in doing this at all like what you require to do is like yeah you want

to go like some big tech guy you want to go like wait at open mics for them to call your name at 1 a.m well you could just go buy a comedy club and do it but even that doesn't work that doesn't work because then everybody's like oh that's the owner of the comedy club but more importantly they're like he's crappy yeah he's crappy and i was just like dude i'm like there's their whole comedy like tech guys are all like how do i optimize this and you're like you don't really at first like there is no optimization that's they think they can hack this yes and when you have enough money there's a lot of things you can hack yeah almost everything yeah almost everything you can hack when you have enough money yeah he's like how do i like build a program to you can't hack being like an

amazing musician like an amazing guitar player. No, no art really. It's like you have to go just like put the time in. And I was just like. And also have like a propensity to tie with everyone. You have to be above average at it naturally. Whereas a lot of these guys are average at it and they're not putting in the time. So you go. And I was just like, hey man, I'm like, you know, yeah.

You would have to work 10 times harder than someone else because they're actually like naturally super talented at this. And I had to tell him, he's like, oh like oh well there's like i know the manager of like some comedy club and i go well here's what's gonna happen i'm like he's like he can throw me up and you go okay well then everybody's gonna hate you in the scene if you just keep getting thrown up and they're like this guy is and they're like let your haters be your motivators oh kind of but i'm like so everybody knows like this fucking rich millionaire who was like just started doing comedy and now he's like getting all our spots you're like okay well everybody around you who like you will need to some degree like you

know to be cordial with is like remember that guy dan um the fucking rich tech guy who was like always on a jet remember that dude the brown dude from like 10 years ago no um what dan nine and that's who it was and everybody in comedy was just clowning on this guy because he was basically like, I'm the best comedian. And he would be like, you know, opening for someone at a theater gig, but he'd be like flying on his private jet. So he'd go do it.

And everyone was like, fuck this guy. Chamath isn't even charismatic. No, no, no. He has inside scoop where it's, it's interesting to hear his knowledge of like tech stuff because he has inside scoop on that. Exactly. Yeah. And you're like,

so it's good when he's talking about his own industry, but I think they started feeling like also I could do everything else. Like I'm actually the man. Yeah. You're like, I can fix fucking Medicaid. And you're like, I don't know.

I don't know about that. So anyways, they're just, he's there know. I don't know about that. So, anyways, they definitely are a start. Probably, there's nothing worse than, these are the things that fuck people up the most. You know what I mean? Like, getting a lot of fame really quick. Like, they're probably going through, like, 22-year-old fame problems as, like,

a 48-year-old billionaire. And these guys are all dorks. He's already a dork to guys are all dorks. He's already a dork to begin with. Dorks. So, yeah, I think that you're going to see a lot more of tech guys. Chamath wasn't like the Riz guy in high school, let me tell you. I think he thinks

he is now, though. Yeah, he thinks he is now. But I'm saying you weren't always that. I think that he's thinking, he's like, you know, I can get hot chicks, and you're like, because you're a billionaire it's like no because i'm fucking sick yeah i got the fucking anaconda worst kept secret yeah let's take you to tj maxx and dress you and see how it goes let's see how it goes when they don't undercover indian

but yeah so that's kind of my point about those the the election in new york is happening and the i have a click video because i just thought it was so funny yeah so 90 of the debates is your thoughts on israel and trump and trump yeah like they that's the one thing is and none of like, are we fucking fixing the subway? Not none, but it's very... What are we doing about the rats? Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the same question.

It's a two-parter. They did cover that one. I just thought this was so wild. Foreign visit by a mayor of New York is always considered significant. Where would you go first? Left to right, Ms. Adams. First first visit i would visit the holy land mr guam also they have to say that they go to hold israel first before anywhere uh shown in new york i would go to israel mr tilson where

would you go yeah i'd make my fourth trip to israel followed by my fifth trip to ukraine two of our greatest allies um fighting on the front lines of the global war on terror. Mr. Mamdani. I would stay in New York City. My plans are to address New Yorkers across the five boroughs and focus on that. Mr. Mamdani, can I just jump in? Would you visit Israel as mayor? I will be doing.

As the mayor, I'll be standing up for Jewish New Yorkers, and I'll be meeting them wherever they are across the five boroughs whether that's in their synagogues will you go to israel or the subway platform because ultimately we need to focus on delivering on their concerns and just yes or no do you believe in a jewish state of israel i believe israel has the right to exist not as a jewish state as a state with equal rights he won't he won't say it's crazy what a weird question why does the mayor of new york have to go to any country i didn't i've i don't even get it and i like honestly i like that guy whatever the zorab or whatever like if he wins this city is so fucked he's not gonna win do a good job yeah i mean he's like a socialist

basically like like if he wins the city's fucked but the amount of people that will move will be crazy yeah yeah like it'll not be good like he will destroy this city worse than any of the tax bases moving to florida tomorrow oh my god it'll be dude the industry like a million things like that guy wants to have um city-owned grocery stores like we're literally like it's like the city is running grocery stores. You're like, yeah, that's literally how you get bread lines. That's how it's happened everywhere else. When the government's like,

we're running the food supply in that level, you're like, that guy's the worst. City-run bagel stores. But he honestly had the best answer. Why do you have to go to any country? Isn't that crazy? If you want to be mayor, I guess you have to go to any country? Isn't that crazy? If you want to be mayor, you have to... I guess you have to go drum up...

Like, you have to drum up investment in the city. I guess that would be the answer. You have to go to other places. Is that why? But, like, does New York City need some... No, I think you're just supposed to... You have to, like, signal to the Jews which side you're on. But was it a specific Israel question?

Or was it about... The question is... No, no, you're right. It wasn't, but I think it's like that's the underlying thing. It was like, where would you go? The Jews already own everything here. Where would you go first and why is it Israel? Yeah, but it's like the Jews already own all the real estate in this city.

Like I know Eric Adams, like his thing that he got in trouble where he got like arrested and all that stuff was because he was going to Turkey. And I think the reason for it was he was like yeah i'm trying to get investment in new york city but you're like new york city kind of sells itself at this point like you need to go to some foreign country be like hey you ever heard of this place new york city good place to invest your money like maybe there's something i'm missing i don't understand that that you go yeah we're gonna go drum up investment in new york city why do you have to go everywhere but i didn't see it as that i saw it as like they they're, I guess, they're just,

I can't picture any other, like a fucking city election where they're just like, it kind of, I remember in Toronto, they were like, they would have like elections and they would just be talking about like,

how are you going to solve racism in America? Sure. And they're just like, as the mayor of Toronto, he's just like, what the fuck are you? It's like this question's for all the mayoral candidates.

If there's one wall in the world that you'd like to kiss, what would that yeah that's what i'm saying you're gonna have to pick a specific wall the great wall of china doesn't count it's your girlfriend it's your girlfriend asking you to rate her on one to ten you go hey would you rate women as your and you meet would you rate all your girlfriends you've ever had including me from best to from your favorite to least favorite well thank you yeah it's a very it's a very leading question but i thought it's so crazy that that seems like cuomo's got this thing on lock though really yeah oh yeah cuomo's got the because uh he i i think they have you can bet on this on polymarket another thing you can bet on

but who will win the mayoral election oh he, he's 61%. He's only 61%. That is not on lock. Hmm. So, but this guy, Zoran Mamdani, is kind of, he's been creeping up. He's like AOC's guy, right? He's like a leftist, basically. Yeah. Yeah.

Tell you, whatever he plans on doing, none of it's going to work. He's like a dude who's like, we need less police. You're like, okay. Sure. Yeah. See how that works. who's like, we need less police. You're like, okay. Sure. Yeah, see how that works. He's like, let's give Wall Street to the people. Yeah, okay. I mean, hey, if you want to bring down the rents, I'm not going to complain, but...

You see fucking Greta Thunberg's idiot? Danny's not happy about it. Well, my whole thing is I don't even care about whatever. You want to go to Palestine, but I'm like, I was under the impression that climate change was the biggest threat to the people. She's done with climate change. Did she beat it? Yes, it's solved.

So we solved climate change? I'm just like, these people are so fucking annoying. And you're like, okay, well then, if you say that we beat it, and I don't have to hear about this shit ever again. Yeah. Done deal. Head on over to your flotilla. If not, then you get back to your original thing. Then you owe me

five years of my life back. Because your whole thing was like, this is the biggest threat to humanity. There's only three million people in the float table. She was going to deliver aid, but it's like, I guess what happened is she just had kind of like a couple sleeves of crackers, like nothing too crazy. Yeah, nothing too crazy.

Everything she could bring on her carry-on. And then the Israeli government, you see, they gave her a sandwich when she arrived. And then they're like, yeah, we had to give her a sandwich. I mean, we could have given people in Gaza the sandwich, but I guess we have to give it to them. That's what Israeli government said? Literally, they're like, yeah, we gave her a turkey sandwich. But it was like a turkey sandwich or whatever.

And they go, yeah, we gave her a turkey sandwich. I mean, that could have been better use for the people in Gaza. She really has made a big career for herself, though, because she could have had her... She 100% could have had her viral moment, and then you never heard from her again yeah she's she's really pivoted as far as no okay that juice we're not in the activism world but in the activism world do you know how many people this guy right here kurt russell's fake son yeah he's this guy's probably having his moment and then you probably never we'll probably never see that guy ever is out Sniz out of control for this, dude. Oh, my God. Bushed up Sniz, man. Buddy, that guy is picking pubes out of his teeth.

I was literally about to say that, exactly. Guy looks like he was licking the floor of a barbershop. We're never going to see that guy again. Greta Thunberg, she's stayed. She's stayed. Reopted from an influencing perspective. She does a lot, she's like, she does a lot of like little tricks. I saw a thing just before we started. She does stunts.

Dude, she got, yeah. She'll be arresting pedophiles soon, I think. She got, so she got like deported from Israel or whatever. Like they flew her out and then she was in the Paris airport and she, she was being like, she had like escorts or whatever. And she walked. Escorts? Like, like, you had like escorts or whatever. And she walked. Escorts? Like, you know, like.

Punisher? She had like people with her who were like walking her through the airport and she had her hands to her side. And then she saw the press and she put her hands behind her back. Of course. She knows what she's doing.

To make her look like she was wearing a cap. She's a real pro. And it's funny because she's not that old. You know, that is crazy. Yeah, she's only 22. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They have to bring this like 22 year old in. That old people must hate that when the 22 year old's coming in calling the. That is crazy. Yeah, she's only 22. That's what I'm saying. They have to bring this 22-year-old in. Old people must hate that

when the 22-year-old's coming in calling the shots. Oh, yeah. But anyways, I guess climate change has been defeated, so that's the win here. I'm chalking that up as a win. If anybody tells me,

you go, climate change is such a problem, I go, no, gas is the problem. We beat climate change. Yeah, climate change is actually completely solved. Completely solved.

We don't even get sunburns anymore. Yeah, we don't get sunburns, nothing, man. I was just fucking, we won. We won. So the biggest transgender debate has happened, dropped on Twitter, between Gaines and Biles. Yeah. Both of them stink.

I know. Biles kind of conceded it, though, a little bit. That's what I'm saying. It was like a- She bent the knee. It was sort of a moment where i was actually going to do that uh like and remember i did the video like actor not so sure whether he supports israel or palestine yeah i want to do actor not sure anymore whether he thinks a woman or trans women are women yeah because basically i think

that there was they were sure before where they're like yes trans woman I think nowadays they're a little bit like trans woman I remember right and they're like fuck what I don't know this one I mean the funniest thing is that it was in relation

I'm getting flack either way this Minnesota softball team that won like the state championship and they showed a photo and you're like it's obviously clear

who's not a biological woman in this photo right so Riley Gaines her whole thing is like the trans stuff right yeah her whole deal is the trans trans stuff, right? Yeah.

Her whole deal is the trans stuff. Um, it kind of reminds, you know, and then they've did a trans league once. And I think they did a trans, uh, they did like a trans,

what was it? Like at the Olympics, they did like an open category that was like for trans people and zero. Oh, no, no, this is for the upcoming, like some sort of swimming world championships or something.

And zero people applied. They're like, we have a zero. Cause again, they don't want to like, that's not what they've ever wanted. No, it's kind of reminds me,

you know, an Ali G where they go, um, there was like an Ali G sketch back in the day where he was talking about nine 11. He's like, why don't we tell the terrorists like, Hey,

we have these old buildings that we're going to like tear down. You go do those ones, but just stay away from these other buildings. And they're just like, well, I gonna like tear down you go do those ones but just stay away from these other buildings yeah and they're just like well i don't think they want to do those ones it's like it reminds me of that being like they're just like it's like it's not what they ever you can go do your race over there and they're just like you know but you can't race against the women and they're like the whole point is i want to race against yes of course and win and dominate no yeah they never wanted to just be like, yeah, we want our own category. You go, no, no, no. But Simone Biles went hard.

She had some fucking bile in the tweet. She goes, straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive or creating a new avenue where trans feels safe in sports, maybe a transgender category in all sports. Bully someone your own size, which would ironically be a male.

Because she's sort of saying she looks fat or whatever, right? Well, I think she just thinks she's tall or something. I mean, you're 4'10". I guess everybody looks big to you. I always think this is so funny when you have chicks or dudes that are basically chicks. Cat fight? Yeah, cat fight's hilarious.

But also, they act like there's some random solution out there where you go, because with this one, you go, okay, what are all the options? They have their own category or they have men's or women's, right? So they don't want their own. No, but like even Neil deGrasse Tyson, he's always just like, maybe he goes, maybe there's like a paradigm that we're not thinking about where there's some answer that we just haven't come up with. And we, and you go, but all the options you can think of in two seconds. Yeah, yeah, there's three options.

There's three options. Or we just shut down women's sports. He acts like you're just not fucking putting your brain to it enough. Yeah, sure. We haven't thought about this enough as a society. That's like literally things where you go, there's three options. Yeah, there's three options. And newsflash, they don't even want the trans category.

So there's not three options. We're back to two options. The original option is the best one. There's women, biological women, and everybody else. Yeah. And then you go, so there you go. Yeah. And if a biological woman wants to take a shot at it, go for it.

Go for it. Yeah. And then they go, but if you're a girl that trans to a man, you can compete in the man's category if you want. There you go. Solve the whole problem in fucking two seconds. Two seconds, but it's not that long. But the reason why this fight was interesting

is because usually, like I say, historically, these fights go like, you know, everyone kind of comes to the side of the person saying trans women are women. Whereas she was sort of getting so much flack and her sponsors were getting hit and she had to come out and apologize being like, you know,

I'm sorry that I came out this hard and blah, blah. And you're just like, when have you seen that before? I know, I know. I mean, the tides are turning. The times, they are changing. I know.

Because she said, good thing guys don't compete. Then she had an old tweet that they found where she said, this guy did really good in one of the events. And she goes goes good thing guys don't compete against girls or he'd take all the gold medals and then they go people were saying to her like someone changed their opinion yeah she's probably like logged on to twitter she goes why is this nine-year-old tweet going viral right now i know and then she goes simone biles shows her uh so one usa today says simone biles shows her greatness again

and standing up for the community um and then uh fox news says u.s gymnastics transgender policy uh pages offline as riley uh gains biles feud rocks the sport so basically the olympics uh or the the usa gymnastics transgender policy as this was going on and biles was feeling it they like slowly just like they're just like probably just take our trans policy down you think the fucking dnc just messaged someone biles and like shut up about this they're like we'll never win another election if we keep talking about this ever again they're too busy picketing right now they have bigger things i'm telling you man the higher ups there are like they know they're gonna go this is not a winning issue for them.

This is literally such a losing issue that they're like, shut up about this. Fans pile on Sportswear Giant and insist they drop Simone Biles. So, basically, it's kind of back in the day, again, where the... If you want to have all the endorsements, keep your mouth shut.

Yeah, just keep your mouth shut. It's the easiest thing. It's just like, don't wait into politics it's like people can assume your positions on this stuff but then but it was been for a long time it was if you if you don't weigh into politics you're problematic uh-huh hey man the sandman's untouchable no known republican the sandman but there was untouchable he wasn't untouchable i think there was a minute where he was getting flack for being a republican because he's an israel guy well he's an israel guy and which he's sort of been skirting on being an israel guy too exactly he just keeps his mouth shut he goes hey guys happy gilmore 2 is coming out you behind the scenes though he's like yeah full blown yeah totally but he knows

it's not good for business yeah he just knows he goes it's not good for anything so why would i like there's like an ego but it's interesting like i feel like that this argument i feel like to some degree you're like oh that's the the switch right there yeah where you go that might be the first time someone famous like is getting jk rowling's treatment for the opposite for the opposite yeah yeah where people are like yeah we're done with it well because it's become more acceptable for people to just try to be like this is stupid we're not doing this yeah there's a whole bunch more stuff but i want to just do a quick funny thing yeah is that funny thing my so this this guy says my girlfriend has

a legendary sex life before me and no one will let me forget it so this guy turns out the girl was the town bicycle huh turns out the girl was the town bicycle and he's saying he doesn't give a shit yeah he doesn't give it feels. Yeah, he doesn't give a shit. Feels like he gives a shit a little bit, though. Well, he's literally requested a transfer from his job to move to a town where he doesn't give a shit for this, so. He gives a shit a little bit. I've been with my girlfriend for six months.

We met not long after I moved to the small town where I now live. The thing is, people around town have been too eager to tell me that Sandra apparently got around in her teens. I could care less about this. Now, first of all, you go, I could care less about this now first of all when you go i could care less about this but then you're writing this article for advice they go moving yet the the reason it sucks to date a girl that like banged all of your friends or banged everyone in the town and you can't go to a place is not because only because you specifically care it's because it's gonna be a fucking pain in the ass

like that it's embarrassing that's why it matters of course you're like oh you're dating sandra good for you you have a bit of a whore huh you have to live with her reputation that's the reason of course like if you go you know if you might say i don't i don't care about dating someone that was a pedophile like there might be some girl out there that doesn't give a shit yeah this is a bad example as i'm saying it but you go everyone else is gonna you're now you're gonna now gonna have to live with you can't uh live around kids everyone's always talking so the question the problem is in addition to whether or not you care it's like people are gonna kind of look at you a certain way like you would now have to deal with the ramifications of it yeah it's like if that

probably if you that john hinkley jr, if he's trying to get some snizz and everybody's like, yeah, your boyfriend tried to kill Reagan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be a hassle. It's going to be a hassle. Yeah, it's going to be a hassle. And I don't believe him.

Also, it's funny that everyone's saying that. Every party, everyone's coming up to him. That's next level that people actually feel they need to tell you. Hey, just so you know, what you're doing is crazy. You know who that is, right? Hey, can I smell your finger hey just so you know what you're doing is crazy like you know who that is right hey uh can i smell your finger actually you know what you can smell mine same thing same smell all right fucker i did yeah just but that would be

crazy that everywhere you go that's the thing you know this isn't like some city slut where you're like in new york city and you have power of numbers on your side. Yeah, you go- 2,000 town. If you want to make the hoe a housewife, you do have to remove them from the hoeing area. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to go.

Hey, we got to move to somewhere where- There's plenty of guys that have made a hoe a housewife, contrary to the phrase. However, you don't make the hoe a housewife while she still lives in the hoe house. No. No, no, no. You can't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look, he's-

Unless your job is like, I'm fucking like pornographer or some shit yes yeah if you're that guy and you're yeah i love that she's she's so experienced yeah i don't even think that it's so experienced it's more just like i had sex with nine girls yesterday sure like you're just like you know what i mean you're like i say yeah i'm living an insane life right now yeah that is and then everyone's like oh oh, okay, I kind of get that. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, this guy is, again, this isn't that.

He just moves. Yeah, he goes, she's been extraordinarily relieved that her past actions don't matter to me. I have requested a transfer to my job so we can get out of this place, this pod dunk shithole ASAP. Podunk. What does that mean? Just shithole. Do you have any advice for dealing with the rude quips

and local yokels until then? But the response that they got from this blog, tell me if you think this would be a good response. If you don't care about these opinions, stay committed with that attitude. Let them talk.

Ignore them and tell them you don't care. Starts off not, with that attitude. Let them talk. Ignore them and tell them you don't care. Starts off not, you know, just basic. You're not saying anything. Sticks and stones. You could even offer a solidarity. I'm slutty too. Or I know, isn't she amazing?

You fucking imagine. That's a bit of a whore, huh? I know, I love it. I am also a slut. I'm also a huge whore. It's a funny thing to fucking say, though. Not great advice. I too am a slut. I'm also a huge whore. It's a funny thing to fucking say, though. Not great advice. I, too, am a slut.

That's, like, definitely a nerd trying to... Oh, yeah. That's a nerd that said, he's like, I'm going to come back with my... What's the George Costanza? The jerk store? The jerk store called. They're all out of you. Yeah.

I, too, am a slut. I know. Isn't she amazing i i mean obviously it is crazy to tell someone their girlfriend was a slut yeah i mean how much damage did this girl do dude she must have been fucking everywhere like dude you can't even fucking you're like in the wheelchair fucked her yeah you're in line at the fucking dollar general everybody's just like man dude she's the entire football team me and my fucking she got around i go get a me and my dad ran a train on her i know she's amazing right isn't she so giving in

the bedroom i guess you could call it that you take you have to take the hood of the host around you just gotta get it you just gotta this is witness fucking protection right now you have to witness protection relocateocate, new name. She's Sandy now. This may put a target on you for mockery as well. But again, who cares what people think? Nobody cares what people think. With the advice, he was like, tell them I'm slutty too.

And they go, this may put a target on you for mockery. Then why do it? Also, who cares what people think? You're like, this isn't what people think. They keep bringing it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't like you're just walking around. It's a hassle.

This isn't just like you walk around and you're like, oh, everybody knows. It's like they make a point to cross the street and be like, hey, took her for a spin a few years ago. Lucky man. I mean, I wouldn't touch her now, but good for you. You could also take the drag queen route and read them back right try clapbacks along the lines of like chat gpt write me some killer one-liners wow you must really have nothing going on in your life that you're concerned about my ex-girlfriend's teenage sex life

you're a little overly concerned with a teen sex life don't you think well then they'd be like yeah i didn't stop when i got news yeah you thought you turned 18 and that was just over man i got news for you you got her at the tail end of a real bender okay i got news for you pal didn't stop at 19 no yeah but that is so funny to be like this is how you pwn the guy you go you're a little overly concerned with the teen sex life don't you think jealous much jealous much bone not really you know hey just so you know bro like yo your girl like i know i know you guys are kind of new but like that girl fucked like literally everybody and you go jealous much and you go actually i'm not i smashed her too a couple times yeah i was i got in there yeah jealous much i guess you're jealous that it's only

me that could lock her down honestly i thought just maybe you didn't know so i just wanted to maybe do this as like a public service statement but it seems like you do so all right all the best she's the town bicycle and you're like sounds like you want a ride i've had yeah i had one you go yeah and you probably want another one you go i'm married and no i don't but anyway so you actually hated the ride she was she's been hitting me up over the last two years tons of times all the time she i think she might have a condition yeah she might have a sex addiction yeah but there's well tough for this dork yeah tough for this definitely man like to see what she looks like tough for this dork maybe she's a bit out of his league you got to get her out of the hoeing area is the only area there's a good chance

she's not out of his league that's the worst i know and she and she's the worst part i'm sure she was better looking yeah yeah he really you're like yeah we all like every single person in this town including the fucking 90 year old janitor took her for a spin and that was when she wasn't like 30 pounds lighter tough tough spot for this guy tough spot for this guy to be on but i got a whole bunch of stuff patreon.com slash the boys guys don't forget to check us out over there we got a banger episode on patreon and we will do not miss it do not and we'll see you all next week peace