The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Jada Pinkett Smith Keeps Getting Worse, The Pope Vs Trump, & What the F&^% is MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+?

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You know, the thing about this Iran War, I think it's time to wrap her up. You've had your fun. You're the government. You got your rocks off. Yeah. Blew some shit up. You blew some. It's the equivalent of a guy that, you know, he's married.
Starting point is 00:00:12 He's kids. He works at Hewlett Packard. Hulet Packard. He's not having a great time. Every now and then he needs to go kill a couple hookers. Sure. Barry a homeless guy, light him on fire. Yeah, you've got to get the demons out.
Starting point is 00:00:24 It's a little Dexter situation. But it's been a couple days now. Your wife's call, you haven't, you were supposed to pick the kids up for soccer practice. You missed a recital. It's time to go back home. Well, I got good news for you, Ryan. I'm listening. The S&P 500 just hit an all-time high today. I think it's over. And you know what? The guy killing homeless people, he would know that if he went back. And you're right. People are sort of moving on. There's people at Coachella right now. They're just like, listen, you guys had your fun. You had your little experiment. Sure. Good try.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Well, and some people are like, but I've got the taste. Yeah, you can, but you go, you can just Buddy, you got the taste. Let me tell you about a little island called Cuba, pal. If you got the taste, you're about to be eating whatever the hell they ate there. Beans and rice, dude, you're going to be nonstop beans and rice. You say that like it's a bad thing. I actually, the one thing I will say about Cuba. Ryan's a legendary bean man.
Starting point is 00:01:17 People say the Cuba food is terrible. Yeah. And they say the cars are cool. No, the food is terrible. Food there is fantastic. Oh, well, I've always heard it's bad. No, you ate at a resort. It wasn't great.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Yeah, yeah. No, I was in Havana. And like I went to went to restaurants. Food's good. Okay, fine. I've heard notoriously it's not good. The resorts, dog food. Americans don't go to Cuba as much because of, yeah, there's a reason.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Right, there was the whole, but the Canadians actually go to Cuba a lot. It's like, that's the cheap vacation spot, right? Cheapest. And you go there and the guy, the thing would be like, please take me out of this life. I'll suck your dick. That was the, if you ever went to an all-inclusive, probably they have this in other countries, too. I don't want to say specifically Cuba. Didn't you know like a guy who basically, the guy who like runs the...
Starting point is 00:02:00 You're the janitor on my building. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's like, yeah, the guy who like runs. He found a woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Tell him. The guy worked in my building when I lived in Toronto. It was like my buddy too, right? He basically would try as hard as he can to smash all the girls they were there on like bachelor parties, this and that, right?
Starting point is 00:02:18 The girls' trips. And then he ended up getting his teeth into one of them. And then they would go back and forth. They were corresponding every, she'd come once a year. Eventually, after three or four trips, he could. convinced her like, you know, baby, I want to be with you forever. So she married him, moved him to Toronto, and then they have a kid together. The guy got out clean.
Starting point is 00:02:36 He literally fucked his way out of communism. Dude, it's what we call a meal ticket. He did it. He's successful. Yeah, he did the impossible. That's the Cuban dream. It's just fuck some, just, you know, 38 year old chick on a girl's trip. I don't want to be smirch the guy's wife. She could be good looking.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Yeah, he might be. I never met the wife. all signs point to she's not there was a little you know he had to give something to get something as we say but this guy's living clean he's got a job being the super this building where by the way he works
Starting point is 00:03:09 an hour a day time yeah dude he's it's just like back in Cuba just like back in Cuba this guy does dick all man he goes damn I get paid all this money to work as much as I did in fucking Havana I mean he would literally shoot the shit with me for 45 minutes at a time I'd have to tell him like listen I do have stuff to do
Starting point is 00:03:25 There's the sidewalk needs some salt, okay? So in my, that's my opinion is you've lit the homeless guy on fire. Yeah. You've had your fun. We've had a fun.
Starting point is 00:03:36 You've burned the, you've burned the poker with a cigarette lighter. Yes, and you go, yes, MP 500's up. You go, you look at your finances. Remember, you used to have a job as a junior trader at J.P. Morgan. Sure.
Starting point is 00:03:49 And I mean, that's what everybody was saying. Oh, this war's going to disaster. Look at, look at my 401K. 401K, 401K, all-time highs. And you're saying that is because that's the sign. I think the stock market thinks it's over. The money's saying this thing's over. The big money's saying you guys don't have steam.
Starting point is 00:04:03 This is a, yeah, yeah. You're going to. This is kind of rap. This is the big money's going. The big money's wiping their hands clean of this thing, right? Big money's saying, hey listen, I'm at Coachella right now. Yeah, back to AI. That's true. Which, by the way, I don't know if you saw this, that shoe company.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Vans. No, no, no. Airwock. No, no. Nike. No, no, no. It was that shitty Why don't you just tell me what?
Starting point is 00:04:28 Albirds. You remember those like, they were like some hippie shoe company or whatever and then they basically went bankrupt. They were like worth a billion dollars in the height of like five years ago and then someone just bought them for 40 million. Bird dogs.
Starting point is 00:04:39 No, no, not bird dogs. All birds. Shut up, boys. Yeah, bird dogs. That's why I was trying to remember. Bird dogs is a sponsor. They are, they're not.
Starting point is 00:04:46 But anyways, today, all birds goes, yeah, we're getting into AI data centers. Like a shoe company is like, it's Kevin O'Leary's whole thing. He goes, I'm an actor and a shoe guy and an AI
Starting point is 00:04:55 data center guy now. Yeah, and they're going, we're getting an AI data center. Stock goes up 800%. But what? With what? Don't ask questions, Ryan. You're going to fuck it up for all the bulls. Okay, we're getting into the AI data. Yeah, yeah, literally, I saw this. I go, boys cash should be pivoting to AI data centers. Literally, what does it even mean?
Starting point is 00:05:17 We should be sitting on just AI, like just GPUs right now, just printing cash as we do the podcast. What does that mean, though? They're taking their little cash flow. It doesn't matter what it means. You're not asking the right questions. You're asking what it means. I'm asking, when do I get to buy a yacht? Right, right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:05:36 When's the yacht going to get delivered? You're not asking the right questions. You're making a good point. It's the Jack Dorsey where everyone, every time you're just like, you know what? The stock's a little down. We're not doing great. We got to fire 30,000 people and you go, why are you 30,000 people getting fired? And you go, AI, baby.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Of course. It's all in on AI. It's Silicon Valley, where they're trying to get some revenue. And he's like, no, you've got to be pre-revenue. Because that works.
Starting point is 00:06:00 If you have no revenue, the sky's the limit. Yeah, yeah. Once we have revenue, it'll be crazy. Yeah, once we have revenue,
Starting point is 00:06:06 that's when things are coming down in. We haven't started thinking about that. Yeah, we're pre-revenue. Just like a guy saying, I'm pre-committing. Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. These people are wrapping it up.
Starting point is 00:06:17 The stock market thinks they're wrapping it up. Yeah, that's what the stock market is. People are at Coachella now, which, by the way, you know who doesn't get to enjoy Cachella? And I know you think this is a big funny joke, but my 600-pound lifestyle, Dolly Martinez, dies at 30.
Starting point is 00:06:28 So can I pour one out for her? And they usually live pretty long. Shout out to the fat influencers. Was she a fat influencers? Was she a fat influencers? Johnny, can we get a, could you look that up? My 600-pound lifestyle? Was she a fat influencer?
Starting point is 00:06:42 The star of my 600. Was he like a purposeful? Like, this is sick? No, they're trailer trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just, their thing is I'm fat. They were really rubbing in your face, and it's amazing. Yeah, I like that.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I've seen a few episodes of my 600-pound life. I like the guy, that weird, like European doctor dude. Uh-huh. And he's always, his whole advice is like, hey, if you can just, can you just, like, walk to your car and back? Can we just do that? Can you just get up and just get a little exercise? And we'll take it from there. We'll take it from there.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Can you just try to walk to your car? Anyways, there was a bunch of controversies at the festival before we get into it. I don't know if I'm getting too old, but I see Co-ed Chella right now. And I go, I would fucking hate everything. I hate that. I'm not a festival guy, period. Even if I had one of those sick, like, airstream things, and you're doing it nice. I would hate that.
Starting point is 00:07:28 There is no doing it nice. It's for girls. This is, see, listen, I've played a lot of festivals, and if you're, you know, 14. Young Man's Game. Yeah. But it's not, I don't even want to say Young Man's game. In my opinion, going to festivals is a girl thing a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Or a girlfriend thing. But I do not think, like, a group of, listen, there's a bunch of dudes that sometimes in an influencer thing to some degree that one. and a Justin Trudeau thing. And a Justin Trudeau thing. But I think that you're saying a drug addict thing because you think you're hippie festivals and you go, it's a excuse for me to get high out of my mind. Oh, are you saying people are not doing drugs at the Coachella?
Starting point is 00:08:03 No, no, but I'm saying that you're looking at it. It's like, this was an excuse to go get blitzed out of my mind. Yeah, yeah. Carefree, you know what I am? So to speak. Sure. I don't, it's not fun. Sitting there, you know, sweaty with a bunch of all the girls started to look gross.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Yeah. For starters. Oh, yeah, day two or three. Waiting up to... Waiting in line so you can see pop stars? Yeah. And probably you're like, I don't know any of these people. I know like four of them.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Well, you never said... I've got to wait in line so I can see Justin Bieber on his laptop. No, thank you. No, thank you. There was also other festivals, Johnny probably knows this one, but it was a punk in the park. Okay. It was about to happen.
Starting point is 00:08:42 And there was like this huge festival going on. And a lot of these bands were coming back and all this sort of thing. And then they found out that the guy donated like $50 to $10 to $10. Trump like 2000 That's a cancel all thing Buddy It was like the biggest controversy Maybe I'll talk about more on that
Starting point is 00:08:58 Patreon because I got some Inside scoop on and I don't go too into like Pump Cosset You free loaders don't get the insides Well people don't care as much as maybe I do But yeah I have a few people that I know They were just like Yeah this guy was like kind of
Starting point is 00:09:11 Uh pretty He run these like pretty big festivals And it was like kind of big paydays for everyone It's like a lot of bands It's like you know We would do six dates on this thing Get 15,000 a day each you're like, I was kind of cooking.
Starting point is 00:09:22 And then basically they uncovered the guy. One of the bands uncovered, the guy donated $50 to Trump. And it was just like became the biggest thing. And they got sponsors, all were getting killed. And the whole thing got canceled or whatever. You hate to see it. But yeah, there was the yodeling. Sabrina Carpenter was basically doing her set.
Starting point is 00:09:42 And then someone started doing the Arab throat yodels, basically. Yep. And then she was like, what is that? Is it yodeling? Sabrina Carpenter was the one that I think she went viral recently for being. like men are the fucking worst. We don't need them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Big pop star and then someone's doing the throat yodeling and she was like, what is that? And then people are like, in, Sabrina Carper doesn't know fucking throw yodels. And then she had to apologize being like, listen, I forgot that anything done by non-white people is always amazing. Always amazing, yeah. Yeah, I mean, she fucked up. Indian throat singing was this too, where it's just like, these, these, I, You know, I've been sort of saying this in my act, but I'm like, I don't,
Starting point is 00:10:23 I'm not a big other cultures guy. No. And by the way, white people have a lot of bad cultures. Sure. I don't have to pretend I like them. You know what I mean? No. Like if any of this bullshit was white people,
Starting point is 00:10:34 if you had a friend. No, there's literally some fucking dude from, you know, you know, he'll know, ho, you know, ha, lo, lo, no, you're like, shut the fuck off. You have, I, do you not understand the cultural significance?
Starting point is 00:10:46 I go, I don't care. I don't care about the cultural significance of your food. Yeah. I do not care about the cultural significance of your food. cultural significance of your clothing that looks stupid? Okay, question. Do you think Sabrina Carpenter looked out at the direction of the sound and saw just some huge corn-fed white guy with overalls and like a straw like wheat in his mouth? So then she's like, oh, this is totally acceptable for me to be like, uh, what's going on? And then she looked down and it was a girl in
Starting point is 00:11:10 like a hijab and she goes, I'm screwed. Oh my God. No, she didn't think anything of it until she got to the internet and the internet had a field day on and she is the internet's bitch. Yeah. So she bent right over, right? gonna have to make some big donations to Hezbollah. I am so fucking sorry that I ever said anything bad about anyone. Just don't, look, don't comment on people's cultures. You basically have to. Not in her,
Starting point is 00:11:31 not in her world. You have to literally hold the opinion that you go, everything done by anyone ever in a different part of the world. Yeah. It's amazing. Okay. Now, even if it sounds like this.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Do you think the reason why she did that is because she, in her Instagram algorithm, she sees a lot of crowd work clips. I'm listening. Right? And so she sees that and she's like, oh, make this a little funny.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? And then she was about to hit her with, what do you do? I'm going to do a little crowd work. What do you do for a living yodeler? And then she started with like a funny face and was about to hit the,
Starting point is 00:12:00 what do you do? I'm going to hear for clips. People were not expecting Sabrina Carpenter to go in the crowd, you know? Right. So she's like, you know, this is music and comedy. I'm having a weird moment.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Someone's doing a weird sound. Little did she know, bam, not a white sound. You done. No. No. Anyways,
Starting point is 00:12:17 come yodel at our shows. Not a big, you know, and you're right, But it's like I'm not I don't need weird. I'm not I can't pretend to like bad things. No. And festivals.
Starting point is 00:12:29 You know what's better than a, you know what's a little better than Cochella? A little bit of peace and quiet. Not to out crumaging you, but man, a little bit of just peace and quiet. Woo. It's hard. I don't mind a fun event. So no.
Starting point is 00:12:46 If you're, if you in, okay, I would say a boy's trip. Yeah. six people you go somewhere run havoc on the city I mean I'm going to fish at the sphere next week about as
Starting point is 00:12:56 yeah yeah yeah well also not great I had a fish meme for you Fear's cool though the fish meme the fish meme algo it's a niche algo
Starting point is 00:13:10 fish announces to play fish announces plans to sing five words then dick around for 27 minutes pretty accurate yeah that's about but dude the fucking visuals, man. Ooh. So the
Starting point is 00:13:23 Iran War among every other war is being fought in memes right now. The Lego meme. So yeah, because you mentioned you're like, oh, you've got a meme. That's how wars are fought right now. Some of you, Trump's in a meme war with one of the Iran embassies. Have you seen that?
Starting point is 00:13:40 The Lego stuff, or which one? A bunch of them. So there's, all the countries have their embassies, and they've sort of got on board with the idea that we're in the memes now. Yeah, yeah. It's a big meme. So they're releasing videos of like Trump as Venom basically. And Jeffrey Epstein's whispering in his ear. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw that.
Starting point is 00:13:55 He got the war. He got this. We need to get the evil in you. And then he gets up and he goes, what do you want? Jeffrey, Jeffrey's Satan in this thing, right? Well, that's because, yeah, the chief Iranian propaganda is that doctor guy who said that they was sick that they didn't have internet because it was like the 90s. Right. That guy, uh,
Starting point is 00:14:11 he's also a meme lord. He's also, yeah, yeah, he's also a bit of a meme lord. But he's going at it. He's the one who started the Epstein. He's the one who kind of started saying, you know, this is really popularizing. This is the Epstein class. Like referring to the U.S. government who's fighting this war as the Epstein.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Well, he's actually pretty good at propaganda. Yeah. They're good. Yeah, yeah. They outsource it apparently. To like an 18 year old? Uh, yes, but it's like an 18 year old who's sympathetic to Iran. Please tell me that's an Israeli guy.
Starting point is 00:14:37 No, I don't know. It's like a sympathetic to, like the guy who makes all those Lego videos is some like Iranian kid and he has like 10 guys working for it. I got a Jewish thing for you. You tell me if this is true. Yeah. But this is. I've read.
Starting point is 00:14:50 My sources have hit me with. Sure. Apparently there's a big thing where because, you know, because there's explosions and stuff like that and because of the war, uh, Israeli people will go to dinner.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Oh, I saw, and then. Did you say that to me or? No, I saw that. Yeah, but they'll go to dinner
Starting point is 00:15:09 and then if there's any noise anywhere, they act like they thought they were a bomb and they'll jump in. They're just dine and dash based off of, um, certainly possible. I mean, That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Oh, no time to pay the check. Missiles incoming. Do you want to leave a cart? No, I don't know. We'll get you back. We'll get you next week. You know our face. Come on.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Do you think that's true? You know me. Dude, it was like, remember when we used to go to the Japanese restaurant during COVID? Right. And then we got busted by the cops. The cops showed, this is during COVID and there was a curfew in New York. And there was this one Japanese place in the East Village where we go to and they put up, they were so bumping and skirting the laws that they remember they put up a fence.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Right, right. So you couldn't see people eating from the street. And then one day, like, 50 cops showed up and they just told everybody just leave, don't pay your bills. Free, just leave. Yeah, free 99 day. Yeah, yeah, it was sick.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Except for that, our spot got blown up. But do you think that's happening? Yes. I mean, the thing is, is, you know, those missile sirens, I think the thing is you're like, yeah, you have like two minutes. Yeah, yeah, I can't be, dude, how much old Jews being like,
Starting point is 00:16:08 uh, what's 15% of no pre-tax? What's, sorry, sorry, I apologize to everyone at the table. My bad, my bad. What is nine percent of, Yeah, what's 4% of the, no, we do it on pre-tax, and then it's like, we do it on pre-tax. No, we don't tip on alcohol. Just the food we tip on, 4%, get me the abacus.
Starting point is 00:16:39 4% minus the alcohol. You know, it's like by the time you figure out those calculations, you're toast. You're on their side, you go, yeah, you, I, at the very least you're saying you have plausible deniability. Of course. I mean, you're fighting for your life right here. Right. Yeah. Okay, so the meme war right now,
Starting point is 00:16:58 you have Trump versus the Pope. Yeah. Trump versus Iran. Trump versus Christians. Trump versus Christians. Yeah. Obviously there's left right meme wars, but it does feel like right now,
Starting point is 00:17:11 if that's how propaganda or wars are being fought, in 10 years, your life will be one big meme. You are, you are essentially, neural ink where you just, the meme just gets injected straight into your brain. Correct, yeah. So that is not a,
Starting point is 00:17:27 not a positive direction the world's going in where we're 90% memes. Yeah, everybody's online. And I look, a meme is so just digestible. It's so easily to pass. It's equivalent of who has the best meme makers. I mean,
Starting point is 00:17:38 it really is a fight of who has the best meme makers. Kind of. I mean, the question is, is how much does the government listen to the people? Because obviously, if there's a meme that's so powerful. It's, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Like the ring. Yeah, yeah. It's just like the most powerful or like the atom bomb, you know. It's like I've got to keep it in a... God destroyer of worlds or whatever, that kind of meaning. But if everybody's all up in arms, the government's just like, yeah, we're still just doing what we're doing. We're doing whatever we want. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Sort of, you know. But it makes things harder. And at the end of the day, people still do have to vote. Yep. So the Trump Pope started with... the Pope, right? Am I getting this right? The Pope sort of... Chicago Pope. He took the original shot. Oh, you love Chicago shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicago Pope. Well, actually, that makes sense because in Chicago PD,
Starting point is 00:18:28 he often gets into it with the pastors. Right. And now the Pope. By the way, before we even get into it, I'm not going to comment on who's right and who's wrong because probably... Well, actually, I can comment on that. Well, I'm on the side of the Lord. I'm more on the side of... I'm more on the side of the Pope in terms of... of his point about the war. Yeah. That all being said, I am not,
Starting point is 00:18:51 I am a bit of, like I'm obviously not religious, but I am a bit of, it does annoy me that the Pope sort of pick and chooses his things where he gets, you sort of have to, you know what,
Starting point is 00:19:01 and he is weak on crime. He's a weak on crime pope. Yeah, you have, it reminds me of like someone raising kids and there's like a grandmother that has a lot of reverence
Starting point is 00:19:10 and she sort of like pokes her head in every now and then to be like, well, you should raise his allowance. You're like, get the, yeah,
Starting point is 00:19:16 yeah, Mind your business. Yeah, don't you have your own thing to do? So I do get that, even though I kind of agree with him on the point more. Yeah, I mean, he's just like, hey, war is bad. Right. Where's bad? All right, thanks, Pope.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Danny's doing peace signs for those who you can't say. For those who can't see. Right. But I will say, if I ever had a thing where the Pope, you know, you're in a fight about something, and the Pope came down and there's just like, you know, I talk to the Lord and he's actually on her side, I'd be like, shut the fuck. Oh, I got a good idea. for a Trump Pope meme, actually.
Starting point is 00:19:48 For Trump to go after the Pope is turn those feet kissing videos and him just like sucking toes. Like a toe sucker Leo? What to tell me? If you're on the Trump team. Yeah, you're on the Trump team. You make videos of the Pope sucking toes. Well, sometimes they have a lot of like social media PR firms and stuff like that
Starting point is 00:20:07 that they represent like legitimately Don Lemon and Ben Shapiro. You know, that exists a lot where you have like, you have companies that are doing the social media strategy for two sides of an argument. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. So that may happen in these as well, right? Just the same way that in an election, you have people that were top strategists that represent Republicans and then, you know, the highest, the highest bidder. Yeah, of course, PR firms.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Sometimes you're like, yeah, that PR firm is the best PR firm. So, yeah, yeah. They're just the best. And they're not political, particularly. Yeah, we're not red or blue. We're green. Yeah, we're green. Correct.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Correct. Okay, so the Pope started it. But he jumps in a war with everyone right now, man. He's bleeding followers. Any person who disagrees with him, he's going after. He's bleeding people a little here. You disagree with him even slightly, and he fully denounces you as just like, I never like that person.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I've seen a lot of, there's a lot of discourse about, like, the big split and the divorce. And, I mean, I've been watching it happen, so it's somewhat. of an accurate description. I guess the people that, I guess some, I guess you, some people would describe it as, um,
Starting point is 00:21:22 like, I guess there's negative, there's sort of like cynical interpretations on either side, but I think that it's accurate to say that, yeah, there was hardline, uh, stances that he crossed that everyone split on.
Starting point is 00:21:34 For sure. I mean, they definitely didn't like the Jesus meme. See that one, let me back up a bit. Some people really, some, dude,
Starting point is 00:21:42 I'm talking more about, the split between like Tucker Carlson and anti-war sort of anti-Israel. That really split was over Israel. I'm not sold that the Pope stuff has really turned off that many Christians. The Jesus meme, he was getting smoke on the truth social, which truth social, those people are ride or dies. And if you went and looked, I went and looked at. I've definitely seen articles.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Yeah, I went and looked at the comment section on that post on truth social. The fact that he deleted it, he did delete that. He didn't delete Obama's as monkeys post. Because, well, he said, fair. He left that one up. He said, well, that was not what it was. Correct. Well, he also said the same with this.
Starting point is 00:22:26 He goes, I was a doctor. And he said, you know, that was just an auto play. And it was, you know, it was sure it was them as monkeys, but it was the Lion King. Here's where I will maybe agree with you a little bit. I posted the meme of the Jesus thing. and I put my face over it. Yep. And I did a slideshow of dates.
Starting point is 00:22:47 And I just took that meme and I just literally put my face over and also posted it. And I did get a couple people that said like, what the fuck, man? Yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm telling you. Sometimes I forget that, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:59 the same way I've, you know, I'll say things about basically any religion or anything that sometimes people will be like, what the fuck, dude? And I'm like, I didn't even realize that one was that crazy. Yeah, people get mad. And I thought, if you get mad about that. stuff. I better not find some fucking tweet of you calling anybody a snowflake.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Well, sure, good point, you know. But I also got, I'm from a, I'm, uh, we're godless city people. Correct. Bugman. Godless city bugman. But that being said, I even got someone that was like kind of popular. Yeah. I'm not even going to say who it is.
Starting point is 00:23:35 That he goes, dude, I've been, uh, I, I've thought your stuff was so funny, but like, you just crossed a line and like, you just lost a fan for, life or whatever and he's kind of got with the following and I'm just like part of me is like I mean do you have eyes because yeah this is a joke on a joke yeah but but I'm not saying that yeah I'm saying oh you're saying you were a doctor I'm saying I'm a doctor guys I'm obviously a doctor here what are we not getting I'm saying I've made fun of Jesus so many times yeah of course I'm saying like every special I kind of make I don't think I'm like crazy uh it's not like my thing yeah like I'm not like I'm the like maybe the way that Ricky Jervase that's almost like his thing.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah, you're not like, uh, the, you know, the tape over your mouth on the front of your special kind of guy. Well, I don't care. I don't have like a strong, uh, like I'm not like arguing against people that are religious because I don't really give a shit. Yeah, you just make sense. I do think that it's all silly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Sure. Okay. But that being said, I think I've done way worse things against religion than. my Trump than that. Yeah. That's the point I'm making it. The thing I was referencing a thing that was happening. So the only point that,
Starting point is 00:24:48 the only reason I'm bringing this up is to say that maybe there's some truth to what you're saying that they are really, really, I'm telling you, you go in the comment section of a true social post for Trump. And these are like die hard maga. He can do no wrong. And it was just one after another being like,
Starting point is 00:25:07 and it was all very much, uh, respectfully Mr. president. you know, we're diehard magas, but this is crossing a line. Okay. You know, so they weren't like getting,
Starting point is 00:25:18 they just wanted to let him know this was not cool. But, dude, he could blow, you know, he's like, hey, we blew up a school today. He's like, that's my president. That's my president. Daniel has a lot of gestures. Sometimes he forgets of the audio listeners.
Starting point is 00:25:32 If you don't, if you want to see the gestures, YouTube.com. I don't know what to tell you. Patreon.com. I always do my part to commentate on gestures so that you don't know, Danny. Next is this fucking libs. fucking Lib's going to make us get a sign language guy.
Starting point is 00:25:43 For those of you don't know, Danny's taking his two fingers and he's stroking his erect penis right now. This is a bit that he does. For the audio listeners, I don't know. He's fully erect. Danny's now taken off his shirt
Starting point is 00:25:54 and he has gay man painted on his chest. There's a bit that he does. So the Pope started it as far as Trump's concerned by saying we reject war. Sure. Pretty normal Pope. Pretty normal Pope position.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Not like some crazy. Pope position to take? War is bad. Literally, Pope is Reginald Denny. Can't we all just get along? Yeah. But I'm not
Starting point is 00:26:21 like I'm not huge on this. Like I mean, you back up where you go, these countries are supposed to be church and state separated. I'm really, don't care what the Pope thinks. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:26:31 No. And the Pope runs his own. Although I agree with them. Yes. And he runs his own country and he's weak on crime. The Vatican has the highest crime rate out of like anywhere in the fucking world.
Starting point is 00:26:43 It's all petty theft. So Donnie's not happy. No. Donnie's really not happy. And he says, it is, you are right. It's hilarious calling the Pope Week on crime.
Starting point is 00:26:53 But he is. That's the thing I actually fact checked it and it's true. What does that mean? So Vatican City. Like if you rape a chick, he doesn't give you much. Well, no,
Starting point is 00:27:02 no, no. So it's technically true. Vatican City, which is considered its own country, basically, which is just in the middle of Rome. and, you know, he lives in the Vatican, has per capita
Starting point is 00:27:14 the, like, highest rate of crime on earth or close to it because of... Is that true? Because of, like, pickpocketing and stuff. But it is true. He is weak on crime. Now, we can nitpick, and you say, that's petty theft, sure.
Starting point is 00:27:30 So they don't have a lot of murder in the Vatican? Not that we know of. You're right. There's probably some untoward things happening, you know, in the bowels of the Vatican, But in terms of actual statistics, they are weak on crime. Very funny. I don't love anybody. Well, I mean, I mean, the kind of, like, I'm taking the, like, nice position.
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Starting point is 00:31:01 D-A-I-L-Y dot CO slash boys' cast for 35% off your first month Well, if you are taking the, I had a theory where I said the inner relationship, people always talk about yin-yang and they talk about, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:17 the guy has to be masculine, the girl has to be feminine, works better. You know, some people have said the best scenario, happy life, happy wife, people like you, not for me. I've sort of, you'll hear other people say the best version of a relationship is where the,
Starting point is 00:31:31 guys like the CEO, the girl is like the, she has the veto, or maybe the guy's like the head shareholder and she's the CEO. You might have a lot of different versions of what people say is like the best dynamic that works. I've always said, the guy gets to be the cool one, the girl gets to be the nice one. Sure. And maybe that's not an all-encompassing theory, but it does encompass a lot of things where you'll have situations where who gets to be right. And it's like, you have to allow the girl to be the nice one. Yeah. So for example, the women...
Starting point is 00:32:04 Good cop, bad cop kind of scenario. If... Good cop, cool cop. On issues, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't really work exactly, right? Yeah. Because the good cop, bad cop switches in those scenarios. Good cop, let's say we were at a party.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Guys, like, I want to stay. I'm having fun. The girls, like, I want to leave. It has to be the woman's fault. So it only works if, like, you know, I had to... We got to go home, the wife. No one questions that. No one questions that.
Starting point is 00:32:32 You get to be, I'm a cool guy. I would love to party. The wife's on her period. Ryan's undoing his toga. Wife's on her period. The wife wants to go home. No one questions it. Everyone's fine with that dynamic.
Starting point is 00:32:44 No one says like, what a bitch. They say that, hey, wives be doing that. Yeah, wives be tripping. So that would be an example where it doesn't work if the woman's like I'd like to stay, but the guy wants me to go home. It almost comes across. It was like weird. Yeah, yeah, controlling.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Controlling. Abusive. It comes across. It's controlling abusive. Also, it makes everyone think way less of the guy. Where, like, if you meet a, you know, if everyone's at a party and the guy's like, we're leaving now. The girls having fun. So you got to have the guy's the cool one.
Starting point is 00:33:15 And that can be, there's many scenarios for that, right? You might have that with, like, certain things with when you have kids. Like, there might be certain scenarios where it has to be like, you know, dad, you know, dad doesn't care if you want to go skateboard. My butt, your mom. Right. You got to be the cool one. Now, mom gets to be the nice one. So that would be, oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:33:35 We should give $100,000 to that homeless guy right there. And you go, well, we can't do that because, and she goes, I want to give all my money away. And you go, no, no, no. We can't do that because we'll be broke. And she goes, well, I get to retain that I would have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get to kind of have the high ground.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I wanted to do that. I would love to. I want to give everything I want to everyone. I have a friend who's in need. I wanted them to have them to stay at our house for six weeks. Well, my husband says that's not a good idea. Sorry. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:34:00 So you can't come. Best what we can do is $5. You can't come stay at our house for the next three months because my husband says no. Right. So you get to be the nice one and he's the pragmatic one. Sure. Or the mean one, however you want to. So in issues that are nice, in issues that are nice mean, she gets to win and be the nice one.
Starting point is 00:34:18 And issues that are cool, lame. Yeah. She has to be the lame one. Gotcha. So that's my overarching theory. Reasonable theory. Good way to live your life. Now, how that relates here is when you...
Starting point is 00:34:32 Pope's the lame one. Well, the nice one, he always gets to be the nice one, right? Because you never... He has to kind of be. Because you're not really tapped in, right? So you always get to be the nice one. He doesn't get to be the cool one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:45 He's kissing feet over there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's literally, the Pope is legitimately, there's no such thing as, like, nobody's illegal, open up the border. Because he always gets to be the nice one. Right, he gets to be the nice one. He takes the kind of path of least resistance.
Starting point is 00:34:58 where he's like, yeah, let's just let everybody in. You know, that's, we need some pragmatism here. Our hospitals will get overwhelmed. But he doesn't have a husband. Well, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Jesus Christ. Oh, no, not Jesus.
Starting point is 00:35:12 It's the Pope. God. But you're right. Every situation, he can play the, he can sort of play the nice one. Yeah. Kind of. But unchecked niceness. Yeah, it's, well, there's no, it's very much like no real world consequences.
Starting point is 00:35:28 he just says, hey, let them all in. You're like, no, this causes problems for the people who actually live here. Yes. He's cool pope. I'm the cool. Yeah, he's just cool. You're right, he kind of gets to play the cool guy and the nice guy. Kind of.
Starting point is 00:35:40 He isn't, he's just like, come on, let him in. But that being said, sometimes he doesn't get to play the cool guy. Here's an example. The gay stuff. He played very nice because he gets to blame, he does get to blame that on God. When we're talking cool, on the cool side. I think he's cool with gays now. He gets to be sort of cool with gays,
Starting point is 00:36:00 but he has to be a little like, these are the rules, like this guy over here, you know? But when it comes to the most political stuff, he plays, he gets to be the nice guy, but there is, this theory is getting ridiculous,
Starting point is 00:36:12 but there is certain times where he gets to sort of be like, listen, I would love to say you can get into heaven with that. If it was up to me, yeah, he's a backseat driver. He's a bit of a backseat driver.
Starting point is 00:36:23 He never has to make tough decision. And if he does, he gets to blame him. Yeah, listen, I would love. for you to be able to bang 30 guys tonight and get into heaven if it were up to me. Yeah. But the boss says no.
Starting point is 00:36:35 The boss says no on that one. Yeah. But yeah. So, and I- The boss rejected your PTO request. I apologize. I'd love to give you all the paid time off you want. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:46 The boss rejected your DNA request. Now, I feel like I must caveat this again. That in this specific situation, I do think, I think they got to wrap it up, like I've said. I think it's... You've had your fun. You've killed the homeless guy. It's time to come home. Your kids are wondering where you are.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Bring him home. Yeah. But Donnie. Donnie. He doesn't like to back... So he says he's weak on crime, terrible on foreign policy, talks about the fear of Trump administration, but doesn't mention the fear of the Catholic Church and the Christian organizations had during COVID.
Starting point is 00:37:21 That's not a great argument. Considering that Trump was in charge during that time. During the time we go. goes, yeah, Christians couldn't, and Catholics couldn't worship, and there were all these restrictions. That was during the first Trump administration. But I, yeah, and it's also a little of a logical jump because you're like, I thought he was going to say, talk about the fear people have about Trump. What about the fear people have about you? Yeah. The fear that you're going to make bad decisions. But what he actually said is,
Starting point is 00:37:48 do you know, the top people talk about the fear people have of me? What about the fear you had that I stopped? I think there's too many in that, as far as a disc track goes. Yeah. And also, strictly distract. Trump was in charge. Main point here is that Trump was in charge when they were doing this. Yes. During the first,
Starting point is 00:38:07 during COVID and the first Trump administration. So for him to say like, yeah, you were such a bitch because you guys wouldn't go to church. You're like, but those were the laws that you passed. And he's saying I stopped them.
Starting point is 00:38:18 That's why you could stop be afraid. I was a one who allowed it to happen. Well, you start, I guess you could say, yeah, I started it and stopped it, but you did start it. And even when going outside, being 10 and 20 feet apart.
Starting point is 00:38:30 I like his brother, Lewis, much better. Love that. Yeah, Lou. Magaloo. That's a classic where you're just like, you know, that's my ex-boyfriend had a bigger dick. Well, it was the, whatever. Who's the guy who got killed?
Starting point is 00:38:41 The chicken got killed, Renee Good, and then the dad, the stepdad? Right. Yeah, I like the stepdad a little better because he likes me. He gets it, and Leo does, and I don't want a Pope who thinks it's okay for a nuclear weapon.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I don't want a Pope who thinks is terrible that America has attacked, Venezuela and a country was sending massive amounts of drug into the United States and worse emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers into our country. Yeah. Again, the Pope's playing fantasy sports and Trump's the actual GM of the team. He goes, you know, it's fun that you can have all these opinions, but this is my world is actual real life. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? You can armchair quarterback this, all that you want, but I actually have to make hard decisions here. So I want to just go back
Starting point is 00:39:26 your little Pope mobile. That's essentially in a nutshell, his argument. The Pope hasn't really taken that totally standing down. No, no, no, no, definitely. Well, there is something to be said that they did, they did elect the American Pope to kind of counter Trump a little bit.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Well, yeah, I remember we were talking about the conclave. Like, it's very, you know, they try to, this is the thing that's kind of weird about the religions, period that runs stuff. It's like they kind of pretend they're not political, but they, of course are, right? there. Catholic Church has famously historically been pretty political.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Right, but he's kind of saying like, listen, I'm not making a left or right thing here. I'm just saying this, but you are. You are. You're like, you're getting involved in politics, which is a tough one because you're sort of supposed to be like above that in a way. Now, if I was the Pope, when he kind of came back and he's like, I won't be afraid. What he should do if I was the Pope.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Well, that'd be a good TV show, Canadian Pope. Canadian Pope. It's just like from fucking Barry. Just fucking, hey, what's up? Boyce. Fucking fucking Pope Dougie here. Talk to the fucking big man, eh?
Starting point is 00:40:33 Fucking, we got to Yapin. Pope Gord? Me and big guy, we tied on a few. We knocked a couple back. We're at 50s.
Starting point is 00:40:41 We're at the ice fishing hut and fucking Pope starts, you know, he starts yapping at it. He says you guys got to stop dropping the gloves over there. Come on, boys. Just fucking meet at center ice and shake hands, eh? So,
Starting point is 00:40:56 If I was Trump, I think I could have done better than that. That feels like he was fighting too many battles and he didn't put his full heart into it. Like, this one was a pretty big one. I think he should have put more time into it. He's a busy man though. But I know, but you know, you got to pick the right. Dude, that drafts folder must go crazy. Well, someone.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Do you think there's anything in the Trump's true social drafts folder? Well, people at do point. Yeah. Do you think there's ones? He goes, ah, that's too much. Say that for a rainy day? And I, nah. Well, people have been looking at what time he wakes up.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Yeah. When he tweets and it'll be like, you know, two, six. I think his last one was at like 4 a.m. And then like he has another tweet at like 6 a.m. or whatever. And he's like, like, I sleep three hours. Yeah. Well, he's like, is famously. He's one of those guys who only sleeps four hours a night.
Starting point is 00:41:45 It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. So. He has that, uh, what is it? Like the gene? Yeah, yeah. Some people have the gene.
Starting point is 00:41:52 The problem with that gene is everyone that has that gene if they actually don't sleep. Like there are people that can't. sleep, but if they actually don't sleep, a lot of times they get dementia. Could explain some things. Yeah. Well, that's what you're saying? No, I don't know. But, I mean, obviously.
Starting point is 00:42:03 I've heard people say that. I don't think so. No, I don't think so either. But if I was the Pope, I would clearly say, yeah, I talk to God. Right. Like, I'll be like, I mean, he's like, I'm literally infallible. That's the funny thing is the Pope is considered, I know it's like technically like amongst Catholic doctrine to be infallible, but it's like, he's like infallible.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Is that true? Yeah. So it's just talking shit to the Pope. He's just like, I'm infallible. Yeah, but and he's a Chicago guy. I think, but people might not like if he did this, but if it was me, I would be like, you know, I'm not going to comment on this until I talk to the big man. And then like a couple days later, I'd be like, he came to me, we spoke,
Starting point is 00:42:39 he says the guy is fucking a Cheeto. I'd be, I would sort of say God said you're gay. He says Lindsay Graham's gay. Like, you know what I mean? So I would come back. I also don't know how much influence the Pope has right now, to be honest. Well, not a lot, but he's, you know, he's a thorn in your side. Maybe like South America, but in terms of.
Starting point is 00:42:55 actual changing votes. Is it possible that God's watching over this and God is a mega guy? Like I don't want to throw that out of the equation either. Dude, God literally has a USA headband. Like is it possible that God right now is wearing his mega cap playing ping pong with Charlie Kirk? Yep. Watching over this being like, I told you not the Chicago guy. They never listen to me. No. I don't think, yeah, I don't think that's it. He's just a black mega guy. Dark mega? No, he's black guy. Oh, it's actual black mega. He's also dark mega. He's a black guy with a black mega hat on.
Starting point is 00:43:28 And he's, you know, he's sitting there being like this fucking lib bitch. Like, yeah. Come on. You're making me look bad. Right. Yeah. I mean, he's a boomer. He's a bit.
Starting point is 00:43:38 A bit. And he already watched his son go through this hippie socialist phase that he had a problem with. That's true. His son with his getting pussy socialist politics. You know, he-away fish. Giving away stuff. Yeah. Wine.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Instead of teaching a man to fish, he was giving him fish. Yeah. Giving him fish, yeah. Yeah. Not liking it. I don't think he'd be pumped with the Pope, not this Pope. So there is a thing with Christians period where they are in a rock and a hard place. That's why even you'll see like any actor, like, I think it was it Chris Pratt or something,
Starting point is 00:44:13 that he's like vaguely Christian and it's like he's beloved for it. Yeah, he's pretty Christian, I think. But I think the funny thing is it came out in a time where this was like this hot. You know, it was like scandalous for him to be like, yeah, I'm pretty Christian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I don't think it takes much to kind of be like embraced because they, they don't, like, if you're like Muslim and you come out really Muslim, you get really embraced by liberals.
Starting point is 00:44:38 If you're Christian, you have to come out like. I mean, liberals hate that. It's like liberals, if you come out and you're like, yeah, I'm super Christian, they're like, oh, you're one of those. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I'm sure there were people who were like Chris Pratt fans and they found this out and they think different. Oh, he hate gay people?
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah, exactly. It's just all of a sudden. If you're white, if you're black, you're allowed to be Christian. Yeah, if you're black, you're allowed to do it. That's just their culture. That's their culture. I'm kind of thing. If you're white, you're like, oh, you just have all, you're basically conservative.
Starting point is 00:45:05 You're, you hate gay people. All the stuff. Yeah, yeah. Ascribe to you immediately. They do the yodeling thing with the Christians. Yeah. Yeah, they don't like it. Well, do you think my theory that America has the most types of people in the country?
Starting point is 00:45:18 So, for example, the, if you talk about, like, from the farthest, you know, mega, living on the, like, middle of nowhere, tons of guns to the Woody Allen, New York guy. Yeah, the Woody Allen, New York pedophile. To the, you know, Indian scammer guy. Yeah. I mean, this is the...
Starting point is 00:45:41 Mexican gangster. Like, you have Mexican gangsters. Yep. Then you have, like, mafia guy. Well, this is the melting pot. But they say that about a lot of places. But I think even Britain, even if you look at the
Starting point is 00:45:53 like if you look at British gangsters they don't dress that much different from like poor white guy yeah yeah like I'll tell you here it'll be a big example I'll give you a huge example at a time when I mean it's changed a little bit
Starting point is 00:46:09 but at a time when like gangsters were like really really baggy pants and then like at that time the opposite of that I would wear really tight pants yeah In Britain, the opposite's always kind of the... You know, it's just a different type of soccer jersey.
Starting point is 00:46:26 You know what I mean? Yeah, different Adidas tracks suit. But the looks are similar. Yeah. America has the most like variance of people of anywhere in the world. I think that would be accurate, yeah. You know, if you think about like Mexican gangster, to a furry to like a wigger to like a Puerto Rican...
Starting point is 00:46:45 It's the most desirable place to live. So people, you know, who don't speak English literally are happy to... come here. But also there's enough people and money that cultures can thrive. Yeah. So they stay relevant. Right. Because there's like money to be made in a culture. I mean, yeah. And you can move here and not speak English and get by. Yes. Yeah. So I think it has the most cultures. Anyways, to wrap up the Pope stuff, Tucker Carlson's not happy. He said Muslims love Jesus. Uh, yeah. Yeah. He was, he had one post a couple days ago that people, a lot of his comments on Twitter were like, what?
Starting point is 00:47:21 Because, you know, he's trying to say, you know, like, oh, Islam's not so bad. Why are we villainizing, villainizing Islam? And then he was like a little too sugar-coding it. And people were like, well, I think, he knows how to get the views,
Starting point is 00:47:33 but I also think that that is, there is a pipeline where you start kind of being like, you start noticing all the Israel stuff. You're like, this place is, you know, always getting us in trouble. It's the noticing to Islam pipeline. And then you start being like, you kind of start looking at conflicts.
Starting point is 00:47:49 you go, yeah, maybe these guys aren't so bad. And then before you know it, you kind of are, are like promoting them. And then you, you kind of, you have some people that were following you kind of being like, the fuck? Yeah. I didn't get into hating Jews because I love Muslims, this kind of thing, right? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Yeah. That's not. You think I got into hating Israel. No, no, we're still hating Muslims. We're just also hating Jews. You lost me at the stop hating Muslim part. I was trying to organize more people. people to hate, you're trying to cut off like a quarter of the world.
Starting point is 00:48:24 Correct. Yeah. So one of the funniest things, you know, on the talk of, you know, there's like this crazy stuff that's happened in Britain and Canada. Because a lot of people like to point out, oh, America's so crazy and all this stuff. And they forget all the, sometimes you'll forget the crazy stuff that's going on in these other places. But we've been talking about, there's all these migrants that came to Britain and they're like,
Starting point is 00:48:45 I'm gay. And then they find out this guy's got a wife. And they've got sort of like their own like Nick Shirley types kind of getting involved in this, right? People are kind of gaming the system, I guess. Well, they started looking into it. They're not gay? Not only are they not gay. They're these legal advisors that explain to them.
Starting point is 00:49:05 So we were kind of like, oh, all these migrants know that's the system. And they're like, well, why do they know that's the system? It's like there's these huge groups that explain to migrants how to get into the system. Oh, of course. And they're giving them the full thing like, hey, what you do is you got to pretend you're gay, they give him a bit of gay last end. They're like, the guy goes, what is gay? And he goes, you know, okay, so you got to suck a dick.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I'm not, no, no, I'm not, the guy starts walking out. You have to seem like you would be willing to. You have to say you have. Yeah, you know, am I being pranked right now? Like, it feels. Do you want to go to America or not? That is the question you need to ask yourself. Do you want to live in England or America?
Starting point is 00:49:39 Do you want to live in the West? Does that not feel like a prank show? Kind of. Well, I mean, that's like the whole H-1B thing is they have all these kind of H-1B mills and, you know, they fake. documents and these whole things where you pay them a bunch of money and they go hey we know to get a bunch of money we'll get you all set up and give you all the fake documents you need and tell you all the stuff you need to say and you go to your meeting you just say the stuff
Starting point is 00:50:01 and they go welcome to america yeah yeah and getting government money is a hustle there's no other way to slice it but so and there's lots of it but the fact that they found out the lawyers were actually like explaining them the whole system and they would like go undercover and they have these whole groups and they bring them in they're just like you know they explain to you how to be gay and then their friends
Starting point is 00:50:21 come out pointed them they go gotcha you know what I mean what is gay they explain to them and then they're like well I'm married and they go no you have to say that you're gay
Starting point is 00:50:28 and then your wife will come over say she's lesbian or you say you're by I think that was the one guy he said he was by and then they're like wait but you have a wife
Starting point is 00:50:36 and kids back home right he goes no I'm actually gay but you know I couldn't be you're not even allowed to be by so that was just she's a beard
Starting point is 00:50:44 but more so than anything You go, why are we more likely to get into the country if I'm gay? And then you go, it's the perfect scam because you go, I'm persecuted because I'm gay and they love that here. Yeah, exactly. Go where you're celebrated and not hated. It's really just games the game. You know, that's what the game is right now. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Love gays. They've created such an insane game that it's made everything insane. Because you're just like, yeah, if we go, hey, if you're gay, you're more likely to get in. You go, who would ever do that? You go, who wouldn't do that? Right. Of course. To get, if that you should have to say you're gay.
Starting point is 00:51:16 But they didn't know that. And you don't have to prove it. But a lot of these people come in for asylum, they didn't know that, right? Yeah. So they have all these people being like, hey, hey, you're gay. Yeah. Hold my hand.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Hold my hand. Hold my hand. You got to do a little photo shoot, like a gay photo shoot to prove it. Yeah, they're taking their photos. Yeah, you know, they're doing a whole thing. They've got to get all the background. They're taking their photo at the border and they give them a bit of glitter to throw in the air. Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Game's the game. You're standing too, bro. No, up, up, up, up, up, up. Gayer. Gayer. Fake asylum. seekers visited GPs pretending to be depressed in order to get medical evidence to bolster their case with one even lying about being HIV-V-positive.
Starting point is 00:51:53 So it helps if you're depressed. I thought that was a precluded you from getting out. No. If you're like, if you have AIDS, like that's, you know, case closed. That's a crazy thing for our country being like, hey, do you have a communicable disease? Come on in. The place is messed up. One immigration advisor said he'd spent 17 years helping bring fake claims and said she could
Starting point is 00:52:15 arranged for someone to pretend they've had a gay sexual relationship with the client so they can bring in oh they have like a they bring in another guy to come in to confirm that this guy's gay they have like a rent of gay boyfriend like you know how you had to pay you know whatever it's 15k all in for the visas and everything like that and you go you go it's actually 28 now and you go why is it 28 now and you go well the extra eight we have to rent a kind of an expensive gay it's not even you think gay guys are cheaper to rent you think you think so. Well, they'd be cheaper to rent if they're getting gay stuff out of it. If they're
Starting point is 00:52:49 just there for show, like they're not getting their fucking dick wet, then they want to get compensated. You basically have a gay boyfriend prostitute, Japanese style, where you're renting a boyfriend. Kind of, yeah. And he's got to, you know, he's got to do some homework on you and learn about you because he's going
Starting point is 00:53:05 to get through the last. Right, because now you have to do the whole thing where you have to go fake a whole life together. Yeah, they like show up at your house. I noticed that you don't have any pictures of you frolicking together, is that? Yeah, is it? Are you guys not gay? Yeah. Because every other gay person's house we go to, they have pictures of them frolicking together.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Our undercover wife, a reporter was told he could bring his wife over from Pakistan once he got the UK asylum. A lawyer linked another firm told undercover reporter he had helped people pretend to be gay. That's the tops too. Muslim gay? Yeah. That's literally a come on in. Come on.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Do you're Muslim and gay? That's so sick. So the things that you'd say as a joke are actually happening where they bring you a fake boyfriend, they teach you how to be more gay so like they you know how to literally it has to be just how to be a gay stereotype what else could it be
Starting point is 00:53:52 more wrist like they're not asking you about dick sucking technique so obviously they're just like how to appear more like a gay guy I think if you're from a Muslim country and you say you're gay they're like that's you come in with a soccer
Starting point is 00:54:03 I'll hit me yeah but it's like I've heard enough if you're from a Muslim country you say you're good I'd take you for your word because even that's such a bridge too far they would think right sure if he says he's good he must be
Starting point is 00:54:13 you make a good point however that's not what's happening no what is happening is they have a whole song in gay dance a lot of tap dancing and it costs about two of the three thousand pounds um that's and the guy this is what a quote from someone they worked there he goes nobody's gay here not even one percent are gay not even point zero one percent are gay like all of the gay guys are fake gays yeah yeah well I'm statistically speaking someone must be gay sure there might yeah there must be gay but the thing is, if you're openly gay for realsies, you're not doing this. You're not living a good life. But also, if you're openly gay
Starting point is 00:54:51 for realsies, you might not hire the fake boyfriend and the gay coach. Right. And I might be like, I got this. And they're like, I know you think you do, but the gays are different here. Yeah, but almost, I guess you could just you know, pretty, you know, you say you're gay when you do your meeting and then because I'd be where people find out and then it gets back to Pakistan. You don't go back to Pakistan. But your family's there and they're probably going to like, but I guess the whole thing is everybody saying they're gay and and everyone's just like, yeah, yeah, everybody's lying, though.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Yeah, I think by this point, they probably all know. You're like, yes, you have to say you're gay to get a dude. Yeah, you have to say you gay. But, like, that is the full circle moment where you're like, how do you get into the UK? You're like, you have to say you have AIDS. So you go, this is nuts. Yeah, it's where we're up. In Canada, I'm sure you've seen a few of these things that I wanted to, they're a bitmaps represented.
Starting point is 00:55:35 The first one is not misrepresented that they added some new letters to the spectrum. Sure. At the front, too. Oh yeah, I forgot it. Gay seething. They uttered murdered people to the acronym. Murdered and missing indigenous women, which as far as I understand is not a sexual orientation.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Right. Yeah. No, it's literally you're just like, you know, gays, lesbians, questioning. Canadians fans. Canadians fans.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Guy that was kicked in the balls. A chick that was murdered. But why would, you go, but she's dead? You go, yeah, yeah, this murdered woman. So what was her in,
Starting point is 00:56:12 orientation matter she's already dead questioning well some of them are missing questioning basically is you had you you wanted your girl to have a threesome and she goes I'll think about it now questioning is like I'm thinking
Starting point is 00:56:26 okay I heard you and you go I'm let me think about it yeah let me think about it yeah questioning is uh I don't know why you need questioning and the plus I think the plus could cover a question well no the once you exit the the plus is the
Starting point is 00:56:41 crazy flags you know what's that flag it's for yeah plus is low plus you want to exit the plus into the main thing that's like you're in line right you're in line yeah yeah yeah yeah you're you're you're in the farm system you're hoping to get called up to the show the plus is one 100% the farm system of stuff and i think the missing indigenous murdered people murdered murdered women murdered women were in the farm system they're in the farm system and they're happy to announce that they've they've they're going to sign murdered women to a contract to be in the acronym. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:14 So it happens when you, it's funny too, because in Canada how they put natives at the front. Like if you're indigenous, they gave them the two spirit that started it. Like, because it was LGBT and then they're so afraid of natives there. I know,
Starting point is 00:57:26 they put them at the front. It's two S.L. And then. Oh, they have back to back. And then the first two things. Missing murdered indigenous women two spirit. And by the way,
Starting point is 00:57:35 I'm sure this has been said many times. But like, I'm died. Now you have to call me gay. Yeah. you know like I get murdered and then after that
Starting point is 00:57:44 they're just like women too so most of them are not gay yeah so you die and then they call you gay yeah and I think probably none of them
Starting point is 00:57:51 are gay like if I've said this about the two spirit because a lot of native people that are more normal have been saying like nonsense yeah no we weren't all
Starting point is 00:58:00 fucking trans this isn't real and this is not stop like saying it's like some academic invented this and it was a different thing in the 70s
Starting point is 00:58:07 yeah yeah this isn't some 500 year old thing There's like some version of like, we have these people that were like spiritual guides and at some point they said they could tap into the woman's spirit as well. Yeah, yeah. Most of those guys did it and then proceeded to get pussy because of. Yeah, exactly. What gay?
Starting point is 00:58:23 No, I'm getting tons of snows off. Yeah. Like, who knows what happened. But some version of that and then they kind of like said, oh, they were trans and they've kind of revisited or whatever. But yeah, there's, they're very, there's a lot of conflicting groups. And by the honest, there is a lot of groups of like Lib white chicks that have, and maybe Lib white chicks work there, but maybe like men who like making money is probably above that that have figured out how to just make boatloads of cash off of like Indian special interest.
Starting point is 00:58:52 That missing in murdered indigenous women thing was in response to the federal government cutting like $6 billion that they had promised like on top of the already, I don't know, billions and billions, like tens of billions of dollars they've already given them. And they're like, yeah, we're just cutting it back a little bit. You know, countries in a tough spot. Yeah. And the funny, the ones that are like very just like when you look at it and you go, oh my God, where they'd have like, they do a, you get a less prison sentence if you're a native.
Starting point is 00:59:22 But then they start saying that like, oh, people that kill Native women get less prison sentences. That's a problem. And you're just like, well, the other's a rule that they do. And just like, yeah, it's a law. I mean, dude, if you're not Canadian and you're. on like a permanent residency you could have commit a crime they give you less sentence so you don't get deported when logically they should be like no we're definitely deporting this person actually and then now they're they're essentially doing no we have to give them a lighter sentence because
Starting point is 00:59:50 if we give them too harsh of a sentence they'll get deported it's like bizarre a world yeah it's bizarre oh yeah do you need people that badly you know what it is uh i was going to say America's a circus and Canada's a zoo And you know what, that zoo's full of mostly donkeys. Donkey. Turkeys and donkeys. Turkey and donkeys. Come right up to the turkey exhibit.
Starting point is 01:00:14 America's a circus and Britain and Canada are zoos. And yeah, guess what? This zoo's only got two exhibits, turkeys and donkeys. Not particularly where. But the other one, the only thing that I wanted to correct was sometimes I see a lot of people posting things that happen in Canada where they go, prominent politician and you're like, no, this is like some whack job. Yeah, she has some work job. Yeah, but some whack job.
Starting point is 01:00:41 But then, but people are embracing that thing. I think she is an MP though. And then there's another guy who who's trying to propose that because they have all these like crazy policies. The same as New York, right? Like as soon as you start doing crazy amounts of socialist policies, everyone's like, okay, bye. And then the next step is
Starting point is 01:00:57 like, how do we create our own Berlin Wall? And this guy is kind of coming out being like, well, we need a $500,000 Berlin Wall where they have to pay $500,000 dollars back if they leave and everyone's like, whoa. Yeah, that guy was, that guy was nuts. Basically, it was essentially. But people, it is this logical thing.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Yeah, there's this brain drain and, but you pay for, he's trying to say that, you know, there's this brain drain. People leave it to Canada. And, uh, you know, so if you're leaving, but, you know, Canada invested in you, quote unquote in terms of your schooling, your public school, they're like, we want that money back on the way out. Yeah, but the other side of that is. You pay taxes for that.
Starting point is 01:01:36 We paid for it. Yeah, you already paid for it, but good point. For your parents did. Yeah, your parents paid taxes for you to go to school. Like, that money didn't come from nowhere. Yeah. So that was paid for already. So the notion that and also, the reason it's so expensive is because the government's really involved.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Yes, and also college isn't free. So say, hey, you got your college education was a hundred grand. Well, I want that back. You go, I paid for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, like literally what the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:02:06 The bottom line is they want to say like, hey, everyone wants to leave because that's, you know, if you want opportunity, you have to leave here. And no. I have a crazy idea. How can we say no? Make opportunities. Why don't you make people not want to leave? I'll give you an easier one than that. Stop taking them away.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Yeah, exactly. Just remove some of the things that are taking them away. Yeah, like, you know, there's a way to make a better system. Although it's probably not happening with a majority liberal government for the next three years. I mean, there's too many, fuck. boomers are bathing in it man all this stuff helps do you see that that uh the liberals got a majority government i did see that because of like basically all three mps who got elected just were like yeah we're liberals now oh they switched they just switched yeah yeah they switched over and so all the writings were
Starting point is 01:02:53 like hey we didn't vote for a liberal that's wild hey they that happens like that well we're liberal now and some majority government liberal majority government for next three dude that can't happen in america can't Yeah, no, I don't think so. I don't think maybe. I don't know if Congress people can switch parties. They must be able. Dude, people would lose their fucking minds. Like if someone, Congress members switch.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Can they switch while they're sitting? Can they switch while they're sitting. Can and do switch party affiliation while in office, though it's relatively rare. There's no law forbidding the shift. Yeah, I mean, look, if you vote for someone on a certain platform and then it's a literal bait and switch. Yeah, yeah. Like I voted for this party and they go, yeah, thanks for your vote.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I'm with the other party that you voted against. That is funny that can happen. Like a year later. Yeah, that is very funny that it could happen. Surprise more people don't do that strategically. I think that will. Were they wolf and sheep's clothing it? Kind of.
Starting point is 01:03:50 It would be hilarious. I mean, they might be. You know, you mean you win your seat as like the fucking self-flict. Yeah, yeah, like, park or maga. Yeah. Yeah. You're just like, you're tricked you idiots. Day one, your speech comes out.
Starting point is 01:04:02 and you're like, we're going to be some changes around here. Yeah. Well, but here it's not as, I mean, it does matter here, but not quite the same because, you know, you still vote. That wouldn't affect who the president is. Boys, we got to talk about testosterone support and most importantly, in a natural way through Mars men.
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Starting point is 01:07:43 Prescriptions required. See website for details, restrictions and important safety information. Actual price will depend on product in this prescription plan. The boomers, obviously, like there's a lot of boomers that have been a very big. detriment to that country for a lot of reasons and all the policies that have hurt everyone else an opportunity have helped them in a lot of ways but I was kind of thinking about it and there is it is really true that that you protest like protesting is for young people and old people in a lot of ways yeah you know that the protests are so old a lot of these protests right and that's what it is
Starting point is 01:08:19 it's like people get really really involved in activism when they're young yeah and then they have real life and then after real life's over they get back to that and I don't know if the statistics show this but I would imagine they do that it is funny that activism is kind of for young people
Starting point is 01:08:39 and really old people. Yeah, unemployed people. Yeah. Or underemployed people. Yeah. For sure. Not like everybody's unemployed but for the most part you're like yeah
Starting point is 01:08:48 it's probably people with part-time jobs are retired. Yeah, yeah. And you have time on your hands. Time on your hands. And that's, you know what? And that's why you can probably put like a rich wife, like rich tech wife that kids are grown now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:04 You just have, you got lots of time. Not much. Yeah. Like even if she's like 45, it's like, yeah, but the kids are 14. Like she doesn't do any of the stuff. They have all these servants. Or it's like baristas. We're like, yeah, you work 25 hours a week.
Starting point is 01:09:15 That's usually young, though. Yeah. So you can say someone that's older that's living like a young person. But activism is for the really young and the really old in some ways. Yeah. And in the middle it's like Visually it looks like that In the middle it's like usually
Starting point is 01:09:29 dominated by people that are profiting off of it Yeah Like if someone's 35 and they're like The activist usually you look a little further And they're like yes I'm being paid Like this how I make a living as well Sort get that Soros cash Now I want to talk about Jada Pinkin Smith
Starting point is 01:09:44 Because she's been back in the news What's she doing to this guy? Right Just let her go Will Jada Pinkett Smith Every time she does a press tour She ruins this guy's life Listen, we've made fun of Will Smith as much as the next guy.
Starting point is 01:09:58 And I might be accused of kicking him while he's down. Sure. Punching down, if you will. I would not be saying it's punching down. I would say kicking him well, he's down. Okay. That being said, I wanted the best for him through all that. So my bullying was tough love.
Starting point is 01:10:12 Yeah. We do want the best for him. We want to see him back at his heights. I agree. It's hard to see a guy that was sick kind of become like this joke. And I thought a little bit of, You know, one of the reasons why Will got so wacky, in my opinion, is it felt like a guy that didn't have enough male friends that were, you know what I mean? That he wasn't fucking.
Starting point is 01:10:35 He didn't have enough male friends because he probably had a lot of yes men in his circles. It's all yes, man. You know what I mean? He has a lot of people being like, I'm going to do this and everyone's like, killed it again. Oh, this guy can't miss. Especially with the music. Because he actually, you know, bad boys four, that is kind of probably on paper or can't miss scenario. Sick, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Right. But the music is there's a real can-miss possibility there. Yeah, yeah. But everybody around him's like, nothing on Drake. Drake's got nothing on you, man. Dude, are you sure you want to do this? Because once this comes out,
Starting point is 01:11:07 I don't know if you're going to be able to make a movie again. I don't think you're going to have time to do movies anymore. Like, if you release this, like, just understand, you're making like a big career switch. Yeah, yeah. Like when this comes out, this is going to change everything. Sure. Just I want you to be sure, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:11:22 A lot of that happening. but that being said so we maybe kicked him all he's down however you know if you had a situation where someone in your life was in the biggest controversy of all time no matter how right or wrong they were where everyone was making fun of them um everyone was mad at them people were disappointed in them yeah probably affecting their you know image their career their everything Will Smith with the slap. Like basically if you're Eric Swalwell's run right now. Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:55 If you're as much as your one, and I do want to talk about that, as much as you're 100% in the wrong, it is still, in that situation, if it was your friend, you would never go on a press to her at insult to injury.
Starting point is 01:12:09 No. And you, you know, and you definitely wouldn't do that to your spouse. No. That might be the lowest thing you could do. Look,
Starting point is 01:12:17 I'm not a big proponent of honor killings. but I would get it if Will Smith did one. I'd make an exception. I would get it. So she goes on another press to her, and it's thing after thing after thing, you know? I think she, what was the first one where she went on and she was talking about how she disown,
Starting point is 01:12:37 you know, as soon as the slap happened, that was disgusting, this and that, and you're just like, what are you? You know, this is the... Yeah, he's defending your honor. Yeah, again, it is a factor, so I'm not disagreeing with you. That is a good factor, but I think it's so irrelevant at that point.
Starting point is 01:12:55 You know what I mean? It was just like, the man's had enough. Yeah, he's had enough. He's your husband. Just like be his wife. I don't know. This isn't even like a friend. It's just like his wife.
Starting point is 01:13:05 It's the number one you don't have something. If you don't have something that helps, don't say nothing at all. Do you think Scientology is putting up to all this wacky shit? Interesting. They're like feeding her lines. Will Smith did something where that Scientology has a problem with. Maybe in there. And it's like Scientology.
Starting point is 01:13:21 she's trying to destroy him. He's not being a good boy. Yeah. She cannot get on the mic without screwing him over. Just humiliating him. Yeah, yeah. She literally goes on the press to her and she's like, yeah, it was just, you know, it was one of those things where he was a little felt weird about it because the guy's
Starting point is 01:13:35 dick was way bigger. She's like, two dicks, one hole. Try it. Try and then get back to me. Like, what? What do you mean? So Jada Pagan-Smith says she admitted to cheating on Will Smith to protect his ego. And she goes, the reason I was banging other guys is, you know, his ego,
Starting point is 01:13:51 claiming that she could have taken it to the grave but chose to come clean to protect her family and put her happiness aside to support his. I don't get this. I don't even understand the logic. I think this, if I'm being honest, I think the captions, you know, these clippers are out of control
Starting point is 01:14:07 with kind of misinterpreting stuff. Okay. I think more what she's saying, if I was to give my synopsis the intro into the video, is what she's saying in this particular clip that I have. There's many of them.
Starting point is 01:14:16 I don't know if I'm going to play that many. Yeah. But in this particular clip, she's saying, that like you know what I'll be the bad guy because that's what it takes you know I cheated
Starting point is 01:14:28 and people aren't happy about it and fine I'll be the bad guy because if I come out and say what I should have said which is I have needs and actually I cheated on him because he wasn't fulfilling me and actually what I did was actually reasonable because of my situation
Starting point is 01:14:44 but I said no I will protect his ego and the Will Smith brand I will say I did wrong here and I shouldn't have banged all those other guys That is the that's what she's saying She was like I was willing
Starting point is 01:14:57 You didn't mean my name To accept some blame that I didn't even deserve Even though I'm the good guy here In order to protect his name That's how I interpret this claim The road together So I'm like well I'm gonna have to speak my truth But I'm also gonna protect you
Starting point is 01:15:16 So if I got to look like the adult altruous wife to make sure you're good. Mm. Mm. I'm gonna do it. Mm. Y'all. You learned how to love myself and not leave Will on the side of the road.
Starting point is 01:15:38 And I hadn't learned how to love Will and not leave myself on the side of the road. In that moment, because I felt so bad that he was in this situation, I decided I'm gonna love you will and I'm gonna leave myself at the side of the road And on top of it I want will Out I don't want him part of this I'm the bad guy 20 years in America had to learn to love him but You're obviously the funniest she wants him out she wants him out I'm listening I don't know what Well a little
Starting point is 01:16:15 I didn't by the way when I was little because I wasn't watching that and I was just picturing she's saying all that and there's some fat woman eating cake just being like, hmm. That's nothing to do with it. It's like totally unrelated. It's just like, this is the best cake she's ever had. Just, mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 01:16:37 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Mm. Mm. Mm. I hate that way of speaking to the poetic, like, every single word. The preacher kind of talk. The preacher. I'm going to say. I'm going to say that again.
Starting point is 01:16:55 I had to learn to love him, to allow him to love me so I could be the bad guy. And that is something I had to do to myself. I had to allow myself to be the, can you imagine a dude that got busted like famous guy? He got busted up from his wife. You know, Kevin Hart had a situation like that. Sure. Saying anything other. Be like, yo, I had needs.
Starting point is 01:17:18 She wasn't fulfilling my bad. Yeah, yeah. She wasn't fulfilling my needs. So I was fucking all this strange. And then I go. And you are right. You guys are all looking around and this information that I was banging hookers. Tiger Woods.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Tiger Woods coming out to do his press conference where he had to apologize to the hose. And instead he comes out and he goes, I just want to say, I'm going to say that I was in the wrong here. Because I know that my wife needs that. And I'm willing to let you guys paint me as the villain to protect her in order to make her the person that you do not point a finger at. And it is, I will say this right now, Tiger, me, I am the villain, and I will wear that. And then you go, yeah, why did you know? You go, correct. You are allowed to say that.
Starting point is 01:18:01 I will allow that. I will allow. I'm the bad guy here. You are correct. Yes, that is, give me my, I am, in fact, the bad man. And they go, yeah, you're bad. You go, yes, that is good. You're all doing what I said right now, which is telling me I'm the bad guy to protect my wife.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Yeah, you're pregnant you what. Can you imagine a man ever trying that fucking No guy's got those. No guy on earth has those stones. No guy has those stones. Just be like, yeah, it needs and, you know. I am going to allow you to call me the bad guy. That's how much that I am selfless.
Starting point is 01:18:39 I am selflessly standing in front of you. A bit of a word salad too for more. Kurt Maser had a funny joke. Back in the day where he said that you had to apologize to those. I always remember, but he goes, he had to apologize to the hose and mom. So he's like, hello, hose and mom. He's got a hose and his mom were there.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, hose and mom. Let you all down. Now, you know what? The slight detour, if you want to talk about the Swalwell thing for a second, how did Screlli get the information? No idea.
Starting point is 01:19:18 I thought you might be able to get that inside. I didn't even ask him, but I have no idea. Eric Swalwell, pussy hound Democrat guy in California. Yeah, he was a congressman running for governor. And I think he was, as of fairly recently, I think he had taken the lead, too. A lot of people are saying they came out with all these allegations. Well, is the oppo research, you know, that comes out when you're running for. A lot of people were saying, like, they had this, I mean, it's pretty obvious.
Starting point is 01:19:45 They had this information. This was going away. They didn't want it. they make you disappear. Well, the thing is, so the first allegation was, you know,
Starting point is 01:19:54 he was cheating on his wife, which isn't great, but it's manageable. There was, you know, some chick who is, I worked with him and, you know,
Starting point is 01:20:03 I sucked him off in his car. And we had sex. And I kind of regret it. And, you know, everybody's like, it's not great. But then yesterday,
Starting point is 01:20:16 I think some chick was like, yeah, he raped me. You're like, okay, well, you're not coming back from that. So now they're coming. Now they're coming with a video. The video was in between those two things. And then there was a video of him in a hotel room, like open mouth kissing a hooker.
Starting point is 01:20:29 Which, by the way, I'll say on the like. Which is not a crime. Not a crime. Not a good idea. It's a faux bar. It's a fobaw. I mean, you have to pay extra. It doesn't come with the basic package.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Did you not, tell me if you thought this. When you think of like, you know, you think of these. these rich guys with the hookers sort of thing and like you know these when they talk about like upper echelon parties like oh yeah these you almost expect it less grimy yeah honestly
Starting point is 01:20:59 that looked like one of the parties I had when I was like 20 friends you hit the nail in the head two twin beds right wasn't even one king bed did it not look less cool with gray hair on your face yeah and he you know he's blacked out
Starting point is 01:21:14 yeah again probably that works it looked like divorced out on a bender And that probably works in his favor because now he just gets to do, I'm going to rehab and mark my words. No, but you're saying he's got like a, they're saying straight up rape out. Well, the rape allegation is not helping, but, you know, and I'm sure that'll be adjudicated and we'll see what happens with that. But assuming that this is just kind of them piling on to kind of just like his enemies are out there. Well, there was a bunch of them that were like, you read the thing and you're waiting for the bad part and you're kind of like, dude, I saw one thing where they, he was on like a yacht with some hose with some other guy.
Starting point is 01:21:48 And someone was like, look how bloodshot his eyes are. And like, okay, so he got hammered. I don't know. He's hammered on a yacht with hose. He was hammered on a yacht. You're like, I don't know. It's not a crime. Probably not the best look for a congressman.
Starting point is 01:22:00 But, you know, I'm sure a lot of them do a lot worse than that. But again, he was so hammered that someone was just videotaping him. It reminded me of the Rob Ford Crack video a little bit where it's just like someone's got their video phone out. Yeah, whoa. But he's so, I think he was so fucked up in the video he had. He didn't even notice. Didn't even notice.
Starting point is 01:22:17 Yeah. not good though he's got to go away for a little bit yeah he's done he's done I don't even know what he but that was that's the power of these machines man if you piss them off within a
Starting point is 01:22:28 and I don't yeah I don't think this came out of nowhere they have these you know what I mean they don't have my Mike Pence no no Mike Pence Mike Pence is fucking free and clear dude they probably were trying to dig shit up about Mike Pence and they're like
Starting point is 01:22:44 I'm telling you there's nothing he fucks up I saw him kind of blow through a yellow. That's the best we got is he was driving and it was yellow and he went through the intersection. Yeah. That's kind of the dirt they have on Pence. If you,
Starting point is 01:22:58 yeah, if you really, look, I mean, if you're in positions like this, you know, I think there's some element. You have to be the cleanest dude alive. For sure. Or,
Starting point is 01:23:07 you know, you don't make that. This guy's the opposite. This guy was like, he's letting it fly. Oh, yeah. He's letting it. You know,
Starting point is 01:23:12 he was making the end of, you know, he's shit talking to everybody. I mean, dude, he fucking dated for two years. a Chinese spy and that forgot all about the spy and that didn't even affect him
Starting point is 01:23:21 that didn't even hurt he skirted on the Chinese spy was fine and then but again like you know a credible rape accusation that that's that's it for the political career yes yeah that's over well I think that so that you sent me this article
Starting point is 01:23:37 and you used to talk about the we used to talk about the subreddit here the what was it called the female dating strategy it's made into the new my foil has made it into the goddamn news so the female dating strategy was like red pill for females yeah and now with all like the you know the all the guy stuff the manosphere stuff now there's the femisphere yeah yeah the times have written no hookups and men must pay inside the femisphere
Starting point is 01:24:05 now again i know a lot of women that operate how they're describing the femisphere and i don't have the hugest problem with it if i'm being completely honest no they're just like they're like men are stupid they're easy to manipulate. They have a lot of like men are bad, this and that inherently. And it's a very few men are good. Value your worth as a woman, you know, to a degree, which is fine. You know, it's very much like pushing back against the Tinder culture of just like getting used up by dude. So I don't think there's a problem with a woman being like, I'm doing any means necessary to find.
Starting point is 01:24:38 But then once you're in the relationship with the guy, if you start, if you act like this, like I've had women that are like like this. where they kind of see men as idiots to be manipulated in a way. But then once you're in a relationship with one of them, it's like, well, you can't still act like that. No. Or it's like, yeah, that's not going to work for me. Yeah, yeah, just like, I'm just dating a hooker at this moment. But if you're like, hey, I'm using this to get what I want. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:02 And then I get what I want. It's like, okay, well, now you have to actually be a good. And I have standards. Like, yeah, I don't go on. I'm not getting an old dolled up to go on a fucking coffee date. And you're like, that's fine. If that's who you are, like, that's fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:14 Now, again. They're not. They're not just like, yeah, it's not, it's not empowering for me to just get, like, suck a bunch of dicks. Yeah. Savannah, who they reference in this, who I'm very familiar with. Okay. Because I used to live stream and listen to everyone to their podcast.
Starting point is 01:25:27 Right. She's like 400 pounds. Really? Yeah. So that's interesting because I would. That's very interesting because she keeps talking about how to get, like, the high class model. I know.
Starting point is 01:25:37 That is interesting, isn't it? But wouldn't, like, a big part of it be, like, be hot? Because every girl I'm thinking of when I talk about this and definitely women that I have dated. It's like you have to be hot though. You think so. That's like the key component that makes it work. I don't think there's three of them.
Starting point is 01:25:55 But what I will say is the same way that a guy can be like, you know, some of the Red Bill stuff is like, yeah, but if you can make some money and get jacked or just get, like, you know, depending on your age, just like, if you're like a jacked dude, you could have been like conventionally unattracted, but you've kind of convinced the world that like, you know. You got it's like an 80-20 thing. You figured out the 80. Yeah, there's a way to do it where it's like a woman if you're like not that hot.
Starting point is 01:26:20 It's like a lot of these women, you get enough, you know, work done and this and that, get some fake tits. It's like you can. Yeah. You know, then you find it like you can make that work. Yeah, you can make it work. And again, you know. Where you get treated like a hot girl because you're hot girl for someone. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:33 And Savannah, if I recall, was single for the duration of the podcast. Okay. So that's the flaw in this. Yeah. The other two, one of them dipped on the podcast because she got a head injury. She fell off a horse. and, uh,
Starting point is 01:26:45 but she did have a boyfriend. She lived in Vancouver. And then the other one, I don't think either I had a boyfriend. But Savannah was the, definitely not the little girl of the bunch. Well, it's,
Starting point is 01:26:55 it's interesting that they are, uh, being, uh, being, uh, so I haven't, and I haven't,
Starting point is 01:27:01 I haven't checked in on the podcast in years. So it sounds like I don't even think it's going anymore because even Savannah left. The one left and she's left. So what's your commentary on the article on the thing? Yeah. I mean, again,
Starting point is 01:27:11 they're just drumming this up. They're bringing back the, uh, the, you know, this Fem cell stuff just because of the Manosphere documentary came back up. And they're just talking about, you know, high value male, low value male, that whole stuff. Essentially, you know, women should just have very high standards, like super high standards, which I always said, how hot are you? Exactly. You're like, this isn't good advice for all women.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Yeah. You know, like have some standards. Have some self-respect. There's nothing wrong with that. But there's definitely women who are. were probably, you know, locked into this way of living who are essentially like, yeah, we only go out to nice restaurants on first dates. You're picking me up all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:27:54 And then they're also like, yeah, I only go out with guys who are over six feet tall and make 150 grand a year. And, yeah, have you been on a date in five years? The Red Bill Street interview community is full of those. Yeah, yeah, but you're like, have you been on a date in five years? Like, no, but. Yeah, I know. I will be at some point.
Starting point is 01:28:13 he's out there and you're like you haven't got past the first date there is maybe nothing that has been worse for women than hot girls giving them advice like your average girl taking advice from a hot girl
Starting point is 01:28:26 has been so detrimental to average girls and that's the thing too is women women will see a you know the lot of not all women but a lot of women just you know lack kind of a self-awareness and there's some degree of it just leads to them being a friggin like pincush
Starting point is 01:28:40 for dudes yeah and there is some degree of it this understandable because obviously like a guy who's you know like a five might never get a date like he might go on dating apps and literally not get one match whereas a girl who's a five is just like her shit's blowing up yeah but
Starting point is 01:28:54 they have a kind of smash late at night exactly so it's you know it's a different system I guess but I was the thing in that in terms of like when we talk about like friend you know like there's always like a you know in comedy but also everywhere the conversation of like can men and women be friends or whatever
Starting point is 01:29:10 but the difference is for a man, a female friend is the highest honor. Where it's like, if a woman's your actual friend as a guy. It's one of the highest honors. Especially if, like, if you're going, hey, I'm going to do none of this stuff with you, but I will still, I'm going to, there's no sexual component, just actual friends, very high on the, like, it's a unicorn right there, though. But I'm saying that's very like, unless you're a bitch, I'm saying in the case that you're not a bitch.
Starting point is 01:29:38 I'm saying normal, like actually friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's generally like you, must think highly of this person. Of course. Yeah, yeah. They're like kind of one of the boys. Yeah, like my female friends that I have, it's like I think highly of them. Absolutely. Enough to like, you know. Yeah, but the key component here is that I don't want to fuck any of them.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Some of them, I've, I've, ones that I would, yeah, but. But I'm saying, I'm like, I don't actively want, you know what I mean? Because there's so many guys who were like, yeah, it's a female friend, you go, all right, well, this is eventually going to get to the point where you try and shoot your shot and then. So here's the thing, I will, so here's where I'm, I'm
Starting point is 01:30:09 switching it up on you a little bit. Yeah. Because I agree with, what you're saying, but I'm saying that's not a friend. Like someone that you want to bang that you're hanging out with, that's not a friend, that's a guy trying to smash. Right. I'm saying in the rare case, and this is the point I'm making, in the rare, the somewhat rare case,
Starting point is 01:30:24 where actually you don't, like you actually are like, no, I'm not, yeah, I agree. And I'm not, it's rarer, but it does obviously exist. A lot of times there's some reason for it. Like you're in the, you know, maybe friend group, but also there's a scenario where potentially, uh, uh, maybe you work together in some capacity,
Starting point is 01:30:41 but like there is there is scenarios where that were now a lot of those after a while they end up they do end up smashing yeah that's why it's so rare it's so rare it's so rare that some people call it non-existent that's why i'm calling it the highest honor is what i'm saying here yeah yeah yeah i do agree yeah i think this film sells but the other side of it yeah is the lowest honor yeah is the lowest honor a woman being like i want to i want you to do all this stuff i'd like to do events with you and i actually do want to but in no sex that's the lowest honor oh that is because if you thought it's a humiliation Eliation ritual. It's the lowest honor. You can bestow on a man. Yeah. You ever see those things where, like, people will post like, yeah, this is like my bestie and where, you know, he took it.
Starting point is 01:31:20 He's like such a good friend. He took me out for dinner. Yeah. We're in a movie and people just like, oh, my God. It's the lowest honor for a man to be bestowed. Oh, yeah, my thing. So that's actually, it's the complete opposite. Oh, so you're coming from your computer.
Starting point is 01:31:32 Oh, my God. Just mute it. Just hit the mute button. There we go. Mew. Mute it. Mute it. someone's angry
Starting point is 01:31:44 bang bang bang you're in the chat group in there the chat group that you're in goddamn Neimanaz moved to moved to oh cool New York yes yes yes
Starting point is 01:31:56 anyway so aside from that we talked about this a little bit this secretary Max your girl but we didn't go through the full article right no we didn't
Starting point is 01:32:05 so I want to say that the other side of this and this is maybe what Will Smith did wrong secretary max so this guy wrote an article how does secretary mac to your girl and his whole pitch is if you don't intertwine her into your life in meaningful ways she will get bored she'll get bored of you and also she'll have too much time on her hands she'll be scrolling on tic talk right you got you got to give her a purpose in life and it says this is people that even have a job or whatever it says your girl is bored out of her mind and it's your fault. She follows orders from her boss five days a week,
Starting point is 01:32:42 but the man she actually loves won't give her a single task. Most guys are out here doing everything. Shicks love tasks. Honestly, you could take this article and replace it with your new golden retriever. Yeah, like this is how you train a dog. Most guys are out here doing everything for themselves, wondering why the relationship fizzles, build a dopamine loop reward system that has her compartment.
Starting point is 01:33:06 Listen, he's coming out It in harsh terms Get a clicker You know, get a clicker Just too Yeah, you I'm gonna take Give her a little kibble
Starting point is 01:33:15 Every time she does something good A little bit of kibble Article went very viral Yeah Listen Not practical I'm This is
Starting point is 01:33:27 Follow this at your own risk gentlemen Whereas me On the other side of the aisle Is going the opposite way Of Danny on this Yeah Is I actually Listen I don't condone
Starting point is 01:33:36 The way he's talking about it I wouldn't You know this business, you are correct. He comes out in really harsh terms. Dude, he's basically... I agree with him. Yeah, he's like, get her a Kong, fill it with peanut butter,
Starting point is 01:33:48 and I'll give her something to do for a while. Listen, and the listeners listening to us right now, you're free to agree with Danny, you're free to agree with me. I'm saying that I've thought this is... No, this is great if you can pull this off. It's not, okay, you need to have some division, right? Where you're like, I'm bad at this, you do this thing for me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:10 Like, maybe that is... is like, oh, you're the one that, like, books, flights. I need this thing. Could you do this for me? And, you know, by the way, there's no different between this, Danny. Let me go the other way. Yeah. There's many men that feel like many men wish death.
Starting point is 01:34:23 There's many men that feel like, you know, when a woman goes, hey, would you be able to, you know, I can't, I'm not strong enough to hang this photo. Would you do that for me? And a guy goes, yeah, I do it do that. And then you kind of are like, yeah, I'm the man. Sure. And you like it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:39 But she goes, listen, I'm not totally one of those guys. But like, there is things where a woman will be like, I have a task that's a blue job. Yeah. Like, I can't do this. I need a man. I need a man. And that's you. Right.
Starting point is 01:34:50 And I couldn't do this. Can you do this for me? You're really good at that. And a lot of men will do those tasks and feel good about it. Sure. And much better than if they hired, you see her stroke. I think a lot of guys. You see a woman putting together something and she doesn't know how to do it.
Starting point is 01:35:04 And you're like, you're like, you're like insulted. Yeah. And you feel unvalued. You go, this woman has someone here at the house who's really good at this, better than her at it. And she doesn't ask me because why. She doesn't trust. Like that way. So you can see.
Starting point is 01:35:18 Yeah, I understand. Okay. Okay. Now switch it. That is at the core of this where you go, I'm recognizing things that I think you'd be good at. Yeah. Showing you that I value them. And I'm giving you stuff that you do.
Starting point is 01:35:31 You like doing it for me because I'm happy. You like, I'm happy you did it. Well, she has to like doing them. That's. She doesn't like doing them. She likes that she's done something that you like. Okay. People like to be applauded.
Starting point is 01:35:45 Yeah, yeah. The same way that if someone makes a meal for you. They like a performance evaluator. They make a meal. Wait, do you do a performance evaluation with you? Obviously, I do do do a performance evaluation. I like talking about performance valuation. But would your wife makes a minute?
Starting point is 01:35:57 You're a little different here, but if your wife made a meal for you. Oh, yeah. I love it. And you said, oh, I love that. Are you treating her like a dog in that scenario? No. If someone, and so, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:08 Yeah. This is where... But even me saying love it, I'm not just like... Even when I'm like, yeah, I love that. Be great if you did this tomorrow. He hasn't been able to secretary, Max, and that's fine. I've not been able to secretary Max. I try.
Starting point is 01:36:21 And you get the fuck off your phone and do some laundry? Well, this article is written to you. Yeah. Because it says don't secretary max at your own peril. I tried. Dude, I'm working on building dopamine loops all over the house. This... Ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 01:36:38 This might as well say how Danny can secretary, Max. Because you don't have a dopamine reward system. That's why you have so much online shopping going on. I know. Well, that's, yeah, that is the dopamine reward system. Because you haven't created one, so one has been created in your absence. I don't think, hey, I figured out a way before you get your dopamine and replacing your shopping with chores. That's not what you say.
Starting point is 01:37:02 You say, hey, I'm like fucking super busy. I'm doing this trip. We're going to this rest. Do you mind finding this for me? This is an argument that people have made that some people will, you have a situation where you go, hey, can you find the restaurant? They go, low and behold, they found the most expensive one the farthest way. Okay.
Starting point is 01:37:16 So you go, they're so bad at it, they can't do it. Well, okay. Weaponize incompetence. Yeah, or actual incompetence. Or actual incompetence. Which is the worst form of a competence to weaponize. You want like a mild incompetence weaponized. That's bad.
Starting point is 01:37:32 But real incompetence weaponized. But that's a fair criticism. Yeah. Like if someone was with me and they said, You know, men like it when you actually give them the manly tasks. They feel more like a man. You know, you give a guy a jar to open and he opens it. He kind of feels cool.
Starting point is 01:37:46 Oh, love an opening jar. And then you say that to me and I go, and I know, I'm good. You know, I don't want to do that stuff. Maybe it doesn't work on the right person. He goes, hey, can you fix this cabinet because I need a man to do it? I go, yeah, well, then find one. You know, let's hire one. I don't know any, but.
Starting point is 01:38:03 If you find one, let me know because I can use a man too. My car's got a flat tire. Can you help? Is your phone broken? Is that what you need? Yeah. But you're talking, but that's a situation and not saying everyone has the ability. But if you're with someone that has competence in some eras,
Starting point is 01:38:19 sure. Finding situations where that's useful for you, you know, like, let's say, we have to buy presents for, you know, a lot of people being like, oh, we need presents for my delegation is a good way to put it. You need presents for the kids at this thing we're going to. Like, could you handle that for me? I wouldn't know what to do. you know, I, and then these jobs add up.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Yeah. And I think it is a good thing to do. And some of these are fun for people. Like, you know, oh, I'm going this. I need, what would be the closest hotel to the thing? Like, that's a fun job for sure. And now you're staying at the fucking Mandarin Oriental for some reason, a 2,500. And now you go, yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 01:38:55 We're having two different conversations. If you have a situation where you say this person's so bad at everything that I can't, that I couldn't even hire them as my secretary. Yeah. Well, that's, you know, that you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're back Well, everybody's good at something Well, you can second
Starting point is 01:39:11 Harry Maxim on something, right? His secretary Well, you go, you've been given a secretary It's the boss's kid They're getting a summer job He's paying him You, this is your secretary
Starting point is 01:39:18 That's what's what's happening. Yes, we know this isn't helping the company He's paying out of pocket. Sure. What do you have her do? Something. Something. Coffee?
Starting point is 01:39:28 Start? I don't like coffee. It's not for you. I think a lot of people have made a similar criticism which your first criticism I disagree with, your second criticism I agree with. Your first criticism is this is wrong,
Starting point is 01:39:41 I disagree with it's good. The second criticism... No, I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just like, this is just degree of difficulty's high. That is a fair argument that I'm willing to... Yeah, degree of difficulties high. I don't think it's wrong.
Starting point is 01:39:51 I don't see it as high. With some women, the degree of difficulty is very high. Yeah. Yeah. Like the notion that, you know, she spent in three hours scrolling through TikTok and you're going to somehow replace that with,
Starting point is 01:40:03 like, tasks. Well, I do. Yeah, it's hard. A high degree of difficulty. Hmm. Well, I don't have a list of the exact tasks, but I'm, this is, there is a level of trust as well that you've exhibited. And I, so here's the thing. Where now I'm allowing you.
Starting point is 01:40:20 Just to like clarify because, like, you know, my wife does clean up a lot and tidy the house. Well, you take shits everywhere. She has to. Someone's got it. She's like, she's opening the trash game. You shit in the trash? I don't know. Someone's in the bathroom.
Starting point is 01:40:34 She's like. Nobody was in the bathroom. The door was just closed. Because the last shit you took, I had to close the door. The whole apartment smelled. But, you know, she cleans up and stuff. So it's more like, you know, additional tasks. Because there's always, I guess it depends what's already being done.
Starting point is 01:40:50 Right. These are tasks that, like, what's the baseline here? Your baseline is what you're talking about, household chores that are not related to your career. After that, they start to be related to your career. Now, it's a fine line because you're not like, you know, you start being like, oh, I need to get it. I'm applying for another job. Can you help me find other...
Starting point is 01:41:08 Now you're... You know, there's a fine line between like it's a co-pilot now. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, factors in aptitudes. I'm telling you, there's some... I would read it for some people. So you're a secretary, man.
Starting point is 01:41:22 You're going to start secretary... I already secretary max. Yeah, but you're going to... I've been secretary max in for years. I don't... I wouldn't put as much of a... I wouldn't put as much of a... I'm not doing it to the extent.
Starting point is 01:41:33 Yeah. And I wouldn't call it that? but you know it's kind of what you're doing yeah but I do kind of make a joke about it sometimes where it's like you know yeah you almost make a joke about it where you're like you know I'm not capable
Starting point is 01:41:43 of getting hotels that's your thing whatever yeah yeah but it's not but those are the small ones there's bigger ones that you can it's a level of women like your lives to be intertwined of course of course they do yeah no I agree
Starting point is 01:41:56 and you're finding ways to do that in a way that that is worked for both of you yeah I mean ideally it would be great to kind of lighten the load. Picture this. Your girl's on the couch. Three hours into TikTok, eyes glazed.
Starting point is 01:42:10 You come home from handling the groceries, booking the dinner reservation, confirming the flights, scheduling your own dentist appointment, researching which hotel has the best rooftop for your anniversary trip. You did this alone, and you're proud of it, Dan. And you're feeling like... And you're proud of it. You're proud of it.
Starting point is 01:42:25 You go, I'm Danny. I can do it. What I let her book the hotel in the restaurant is fucking not eating the next month. not a single list on that there's not a single thing on that list i would do meanwhile she's watching a girl in her phone explain why she left her boyfriend of four years and something this girl's chest is stirring all because she has nothing to do no stake in your life no mission no sense that she's needed for anything beyond existing uh next to you and looking pretty yeah the good little
Starting point is 01:42:57 soy goy who does it all the soy goy Soigoy. That's what she said, you. She's taking the people that don't secretary Max that get a little soy going to do that all. I like I said soygoid TM, like this guy's like trademarking soygoi. Because I don't know I see using soy.
Starting point is 01:43:15 A man who does everything for a woman is not only a soy provider type, but he's also a shipwreck with a gay hero complex way to crash. Literally the first, by the way, top comment. This would work if girls were good at doing any task. Ask her to research a restaurant, she'll find an overpriced girl dinner Instagram spot with shitty food. Dude, my wife, my wife,
Starting point is 01:43:35 no one said it's going to be easy. Her number one thing when she tries to, and her number one complaint about any restaurant I pick is it's not dark enough. Well, if she was with someone else, she wouldn't have that complaint, but. Dude, literally, literally I'll find a restaurant. She goes, it's too bright in here. I go, yeah, I go to restaurants because the food's good,
Starting point is 01:43:53 not how dark it is. She wants the vibe. She wants to pay an extra hundred bucks because of the vibe. She wants the $100 for them to just hit the dimmer switch and just go like this. I know. Right? I go, but they're using less electricity. This should be even cheaper.
Starting point is 01:44:07 Restaurants do charge way more if they're dim. Yeah, dude. Like for her, I'm just like, yeah, we want to go to the O'Noir place of Toronto where you can't see your fucking in. No, you need to convince a woman that like when you're walking to places and it's dim, you go, oh, it looks closed. Yeah. And then she, in my mind, it goes, oh, it looks expensive. You go, it's close. Yeah, but you go it's closing.
Starting point is 01:44:25 Like when the lights are dim, that's when they're closing. So we're being rude to come here. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, no, no, this place is a vibe. No, it's closed. You are, when they say you're paying for the vibe, you're paying for it to be a little bit dimmer. Yeah, dimmer.
Starting point is 01:44:37 That's it. Yeah, I agree with that. I hate that so much. I agree with all that. So, again, if they are, if they don't want to be secretary, Matt. Yeah, I've been in a restaurant. They have to be open to me. Where I'm just like fucking $400 ago?
Starting point is 01:44:47 I can't find my fork. Where is my, I'm like, where is my fork? It's so dark in here. I hate it. Trying to think of things that would be you could do to Secretary Mary Max, you go, hey, my feet are hurting. I need new orthotics. Old men.
Starting point is 01:45:03 I need, everything's too loud. Can you search the best. Some ear plugs. Can you search the best orthotics for me? Yeah. Would you be able to handle that for me to grab me some? Again, but she's like, yeah, I found them. They're $900 customer orthotics.
Starting point is 01:45:16 That's you mean like, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Well, yeah, you have to give a budget. I mean, again, if this was a... Budget? You're bringing up good points. Budget. It's not going to be working for everyone.
Starting point is 01:45:35 In situations where it is possible. All I'm saying, I don't disagree with it. I'm just saying it's a tough task. That hasn't been for me. No. Soy guy is complaining about how toxic this. And by the way, the other way. I keep relating this, but it's like you want,
Starting point is 01:45:54 then also you're solving, you're doing things the other way. Like, you know, solving a bigger problem, solving of this, solving of that, you know? Yeah, well, I can't think of any off the top of my head. But there's some of them. I have a good example of how I solve problems. So when my wife goes grocery shopping,
Starting point is 01:46:08 she goes to Whole Foods and spends an in-ordered amount of money. So now I shop on Amazon at Amazon Fresh, and I have to do it, but then I spend way less money. Okay, so now you have this secretary that's working for you for an entire summer. What would you do if they did that? Would you explain to them we have a budget? Or would you just say, I guess I'll start doing it? even though she's getting paid to be here from your boss and he says,
Starting point is 01:46:27 I would say, hey, this is how we do it. And then she goes, gotcha. And then she does it the old way again. Okay. Have you tried throwing a hissy fit? I'm not a big hissy fit guy. And so then I would have you tried having a bank account with the money for that and you transfer in the budget?
Starting point is 01:46:43 That's too much already. Well, I got to go set up a new bank account. There's too much to start up. But, you know, again, the boss is watching you. His daughter's here. She wants to know what her experience is. What she learned at the end? this year.
Starting point is 01:46:56 She learned that she's, you're a secretary. She learned if she spends too much money that the boss is do it. Take matters in his own hand. Well, that becomes a selection issue and an aptitude problem. But you could say that about anything that, with anyone is you go,
Starting point is 01:47:10 the aptitude's not there. You know? That's what I say. Well. That's when I give her motivational speeches. I go, seems like the aptitude's not here. Now, is this a problem?
Starting point is 01:47:19 Is this possible, though, that you're, it's a delegation issue where you go, listen, I love doing everything so much myself and I'm such a control freak. I'm not. I don't and I'm not. Then I can't trust her to come back and
Starting point is 01:47:35 you know, she booked a hotel and you're looking at out being like, the view is atrocious. Buddy. Oh, you have to do everything. As long as you're on, done right, you have to do everything. As long as they're on bed bugs, I'm good. Right.
Starting point is 01:47:45 That's my, that's my requirement. Well, you don't have that much requirements. It's like, don't be disgusting. Yeah. And don't be like a fucking burning money. Yeah. Right, so how's that so hard? You ask her.
Starting point is 01:47:57 I will. Next time you see her ask her. I bet you when I talk to your wife, she's going to be like, I've been, I literally sent him this article. I was thinking I've been trying to secretary Max. He's been secretary minning me. Yeah. She goes, I'm trying to do more stuff.
Starting point is 01:48:12 Literally, my eyes heard from scrolling through TikTok because I've been secretary men. She goes, I'm bored of TikTok, seeing everything there is on there. I literally read to you in nothing to do. I wish. I wish there was stuff to do. tried to book the hotel the other day. Slap the phone out of my hand. Okay, whatever.
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