The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Japanese Government Tells Women to Cook and Clean More & A Woman Thinks Her Boyfriend is Gay For Making Gay Jokes

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

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According to data, the number one New Year's resolution for Americans in 2024 is to get in shape and lose weight. But despite more than 30% of the country vowing to make healthy eating a priority, some skeptics have said that it is much more likely that Americans will just continue to stay fat. When asked about how America's vow to eat better foods might affect the bottom line of the fast food industry, Burger King CEO Josh Kobza is quoted as saying, oh yeah, we're really, really shaking in our boots that Americans are going to stop being fat. Just petrified over here at Burger King

that America is going to be 330 million skinny f***ing legends by February. Someone should call Hostess and let them know it's time to shut down the Twinkie factory too before making a masturbation motion with his hand and yelling, hey Chris, this guy thinks Americans aren't going to be fat anymore. At this point, the CEO of McDonald's, Chris Kempczynski, chimed in,

Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you because I was just looking at a stat that says the average woman in America weighs a buck eighty right now. But since every Walmart in America is minutes away from looking like a gymnastic studio, I guess this is the end of the golden arch, eh fellas? Before high-fiving the CEO of Arby's and continuing, hey Tony, you gotta get a load of this guy, he thinks Americans aren't gonna be fat anymore. Referring to Tony Anderson, CEO of Tony's American Lard Buckets, a weekly subscription service for buckets of lard. After laughing for a good three minutes, the Lard Bucket

CEO began throwing money at the reporter while saying, I guess I should probably stop doing this since I'm out of business next month, huh? Before pretending to make a fake phone call and yelling to his phone, hey government, just want to preemptively file for chapter 11 bankruptcy on my lard bucket company since it's all celery for Americans from here on out. At which point he snapped his phone in two, also made a masturbation motion with his hand, then proceeded to chest Just the boys cast. The dudes. The spirits. The boys cast. The boys cast. If we're ready to start, why don't you tell the people what you've been going through.

Oh, God. We've got an attic on our hands. Attic. And for real, and Frank over here hanging out in the attic. Danny started taking nasal spray for his nose problem. Because I sniffle a lot. Obviously, everybody knows that, that I sniffle a lot. I think it's from allergies.

And then because everybody's complaining, so then I was like, you know what? Before the episodes, I'm going to take a nasal spray so that I don't sniffle. But then I didn't realize that the nasal spray says, don't take this more than three days in a row. And then I was. I took it for a couple of weeks because it was working well. But then you get this thing called the rebound on this stuff it's not you're hooked on it it's it feels like there's sounds like you're hooked no it feels like there's cement packed in my sinuses so you just cannot might have been come maybe it might have been hard and come

and then you can't do anything so then when you're sleeping i'm like i i'm on nose i can't breathe through my mouth because your mouth gets all dry and you're like it's hell so then i'm like having to wean myself off this i got the saline solutions i got these decongestion pills it's hell guy just punching you in the nose yeah i mean i felt like it that's danny's new year's resolution to get that nose sorted out my fault my new year's resolution is to keep crushing it 24-7. Never stop. Always grinding. Never stop grinding. That is my vow.

24-7. I was sleeping for three or four hours. My vow is to sleep too. And to stop having Foo Fighters stuck in my head because the Uber driver had the Foo Fighters planned and I had fucking My Hero stuck in my head. Caught myself humming it a couple times now and I wanted to stop having Foo Fighters stuck in my head Because the Uber driver had the Foo Fighters planned And I had fucking My Hero stuck in my head Caught myself humming it a couple times now And I wanted to stop that

I've still been humming From the river to the sea That means that you want to kill me You've had Gelman in your head? I've had Gelman since the war broke out Literally just walking around my apartment Just from the river to the sea. That's what I will say.

So speaking of, because New Year's, some people might know this, but in New York, they've decided they're going to do a New Year's Palestine protest. Yep. They're going to do a New Year's Palestine protest

when they do the ball drop, which is very considerate of them because obviously people were busy. They did a Christmas one and some people weren't able to make that. You might have had a work party. So this is one last chance to get a protest in for the year 2023. And it's going to be a biggie. That's what they're saying.

You know, people, people have their work parties so they could, and you know what? Everyone knows January, February in New York is not a good protesting season. So you have one last, you know, hurrah to get it out of your system. Although the weather is quite mild right now. This is actually prime protesting weather, Ryan. Exactly. So I thought that was very considerate of the protesters to say that, listen, we know people had stuff to do in December, the holiday seasons. You know what? It's kind of like when they extend the sale for one more week. Although I think this one's going to be not as well received because, you know, when they do

like the Christmas tree lighting protesters, know when they do like the Christmas tree lighting protesters, like when they protested the Christmas tree lighting in New York City, this was like recently, a few weeks ago the pro-Palestine stuff. Oh yeah, they said no presents until this Palestine situation gets sold out. You go, so we just don't have presents forever? It's like you're not even Christian

but those people, the people who were you know, there who were kind of of getting inconvenienced, those are native New Yorkers. The ball drop, that's like a trip for people from the Midwest. Good point. If you think some dude's coming and fucking round up the whole family, drives from Chicago or whatever, Milwaukee to New York City to watch a shit, and you're going to fuck with him for your pro-Palestine shit? That's a very good point. This is not, you're messing with New York. Fistic the shit and you're going to fuck with him for your pro-Palestine shit? That's a very good point. This is not, you're messing with New York.

Fisticuffs will be had. I'm ready to throw down pro-Palestine. I've been actually loving the headline that was, we have a statement from President Gay. I was thinking it'd be so funny of some of the newscasters when they're saying like, I was thinking it'd be so funny Of some of the newscasters When they're saying like And then obviously President Gay

Has weighed in on it And Someone needs to do a whole thing Where they just call her President Gay It's weird that that's a common Black name And we are waiting for

Yeah it is a common There's lots of Rudy Gay Basketball player There was a You see a lot of football Football players Gay And

So we have Claudine Gay And she's weighed in A lot of people want Gay To step down But Gay Football players, gay. And so we have Claudine, gay. And she's weighed in. A lot of people want gay to step down, but gay has not decided whether she is, in fact, going to step down. That'll be the boys' news network right there, BNN.

Yeah. Gay. Your boy, Kanye West, has made an apology. What are we thinking on that? Does Danny accept the apology? All is forgiven, Kanye. You're back on? Yeah.

I don't care. I kind of was over it. Okay, I'm going to tell you quickly my resolution. This came into my feed. I don't think anybody stopped listening to Kanye West. It's still just odd. It plays everywhere. You know what they've been listening to instead?

What? Okay, so do you remember I was telling you about- From the river to the sea. The Latinos for Trump guy? Yeah, yeah. This is the best song I've ever heard in my life. I only have a bit because it came in my Instagram. I didn't you From the river to the sea The Latinos for Trump guy Yeah yeah This is the best song I've ever heard in my life I only have a bit

Because it came in my Instagram I didn't track down the whole thing I just screen recorded this This is Is it the one with the chick in it It's the one with the chick The like the macabom Yeah yeah

I saw it I had to kick it around on Twitter There's so many things where Get ready for the banger There's Banger alert There's certain things Where I'll see on Twitter

Not even exaggerating 500 times And all 500 times I'll see on Twitter, not even exaggerating, 500 times, and all 500 times they're like, not clicking on that. Buddy, you're missing out for clicking on it because this is the best. Ready? Trans men don't understand what it takes to be a woman. Trans men don't understand what it takes to be a woman. Doesn't even rhyme.

Yeah. Hold on. The chorus on this is the best thing ever. Let your man make the money baby you just do the cooking joe biden's a grinch This is the best part. The thing is, you know how many people unironically were bumping? You stay at home and then you just do the cooking. You know how many people were just unironically bumping this?

I can't think how many people are bumping this. Like, you know, the dads who, like the MAGA dads and their liberal kids come home from school and goes, Let's just put on some tunes, honey. Please for my years. Please for my years. It's funny. Yeah, yeah. They've been at college and they come home and their dad's just in the...

I don't think any conservative dads are bumping Please for my years. They're like this. Please for are bumping please for my years please for my years please for my years please for my years he's begging for it on his knees that's all he wants for christmas is just please for my years that's that's a good good to my new year's resolution is to watch more news And get really pissed off Yeah just I'm gonna watch more stuff And just be Every time we do the podcast I wanna walk in here Fucking can you believe this shit

And then you go who has the libs again You go both of them The libs are doing this I wanna be walking here pissed off at Joe Biden and Trump You know what I mean Every day I wanna wake up and be like This fucking guy The libs are doing this I want to be walking here pissed off at Joe Biden and Trump You know what I mean? Every day I want to wake up and be like This fucking guy Some people do live like that

There's no way to live, Ryan You ready to get pissed off? My New Year's resolution is Same one as his last year Kill Sam Bankman Freed That was your highlight for you I think that he went to jail Because it was 2022 Where you lost, I think, that he went to jail. Was it?

Yeah. Because it was 2022 is where you lost all your money, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, so 2023, that's things picking up. Things are looking great for you. I suppose. Yeah. Someday, he supposes.

Still getting my money back. Well, honestly, I'm sorry that you're... I know you're in high spirits because he's in jail, but I don't want to have to bring this up, but Donald Trump's history with Adolf Hitler and Nazi writings. Oh. It's an article that came out yesterday by the way. Oh, alright. Good timing.

I'm not even really going into the article but it's just funny. The smears are starting. Well, just a funny smear though because this is the peak just trying to get pissed off, right? Yeah. But they went through his speech

and they're just like lining it up. Oh yeah, I saw something. It's just funny being like a reporter that you're just like digging through Mein comp to be like if anything sort of sounds like what he might have said yeah yeah and it was like it's not even that much the same yeah there's like some uh i think he's you know he used some term called someone vermin or something and yeah and i guess that's what it is but they basically it's almost like they're they're like a human ai that kind of goes through mind comp and goes through every word he said and they try to pinpoint if there's any you know yeah

yeah just any sort of similarities and you go well it's also a translated language see that's one thing i'm not to be honest i'm not really looking that forward to like 2024 trump versus biden again if i'm being honest maybe we get some sort of wild card i know a lot of people are like oh it's gonna be funny and all that stuff i kind of feel like i'm done with it yeah dude you're just again to be like watch everyone you know just lose their minds again where it's like they have to just change all their opinions because trump goes on and it'll be like you know i think that china's giving us a bad deal and then like all of our friends have to be like fucking i'm chinese now oh i just we're getting racist china yeah how about this i'm chinese now i'm converting no i don't get surgery to make my eyes more chinese certain

policy things i'm like whatever fine with it's the the dooms the doomers who are like oh you know it's the end of democracy if trump wins this is the end of america you're like but you said that last time it's a tough sell on the second second time around and you go you got a new need a new playbook which you're not gonna have it's the reverse of the third time with the the girlfriend that you hate this one's gonna be the charm yeah of course you're like no this is but they're not we're not gonna be getting a new playbook i'm gonna get my citizenship this year i think too another thing so i'm gonna be fucking proper america and i started watching the thing but i'll tell you what you don't have a green card you have a visa so you probably don't know what it's like at the airports because i do a lot of cross-border now yeah when i remember

just the amount that you had to be like um sir and i'm just hoping to visit your kind country with a green card i'm like giving the guy the finger you don't know visa is the same actually they're insanely i actually can't believe it's the amount that i'm uh the the guy the finger you don't know these is the same actually they're insanely I actually can't believe it's on the amount that I'm The cockiness that I have now that I'm a permanent resident you literally I walked in twice the guys just like where are you staying? It's like none of your your fucking mom's Know your fucking business where I'm staying wherever I fucking want. Yeah, that's sound Legitimately the guy I before I'd be like I have it to. How does that sound? Legitimately.

Before, I'd be like, I have it written down on this paper. The guy goes, so where are you staying when you're in America? I go, I don't know yet. The guy goes, you don't know where you're staying? I go, no, is that a problem? What are you going to do about it? Staying with your fucking girlfriend, pal. Do something, pal.

Do something. You get real cocky with your green card. Oh, complain! You can do whatever you want so i saw i was listening um to uh this like harmosey clip because i actually you know i've talked about it but i like the harmosey clip he's talking about how he goes i'm skipping christmas he basically like schultz was saying this remember when he was on our podcast and he was saying that harmosey had the clip where he was basically like yeah yeah, I could date a hotter girl. Like blah, blah.

He was like, yeah, but whatever. Could I get a hotter wife? Of course I could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a level of savage. And that's what I like about him is that he's just like so unapologetic. But he goes, he did like a thing on how, he goes, I'm never, I'm not going back to Christmas. Is it because like basically the gist was like, those people are losers and they're not on my level.

And he was like, you have family members and they want to talk about shit and you're just looking at them and people are like, well, you have to do it. He goes, do you though? He basically cut your family off. They're losers. He's like, your family doesn't know how to grind.

Cut them out of the loop. It's pathological. If these people want how to grind. Cut them out of the loop. That's pathological. If these people want you to come have a beer at the bar, you tell them that you leave those people in the dust. Yeah. He goes to bed at 6.30 p.m. Is that what he says? That's his whole deal.

I hate the going to bed early shit. He legitimately, maybe not 6.30, but he's like, I won't do a dinner, like any dinner with anybody that's that's uh like later than there's a lot of rules later than like 5 or 5 30 or something is the latest he'll go for dinner yeah and i guess it's working for him but the thing that i made me think because he was talking a lot about you know you go with your you go back with your friends from home and you just like waste time and they're all losers and i was just like yeah but i don't have that with my

friends i feel the complete opposite yeah and it was sort of reminding me of like what you know just uh on the topic of like a new year or whatever it was kind of reminding me of like what i would think the purpose of like our podcast is or like a good podcast or like a mission statement so to speak yeah and i was kind of thinking so it's like you know like when i went back for uh toronto like me jerek and waldo went to dinner and stuff like that right and it was like you kind of you kind of make fun of shit but you're kind of like figuring stuff out right yeah so it's almost like you're figuring stuff out you leave with almost like a few good tips I guess most of my friends are sort of like successful to some degree or whatever sure but you sort of almost leave with like you know I'll be like oh yeah when you work out what about this so I take

this every morning or like you kind of leave with a few tips. Yeah. You sort of talk about the shit that's been like bothering, but you sort of like work it out in a way that like, you're almost not mad about it anymore. You just get to hang out with the boys. Yeah. But mostly probably you introduce him.

You go, this is my daughter. And he goes, well, what does she do? Yeah. What is she? What'd she do?

But my point was, he was sort of saying, I think it's like some people, maybe they have like friends and family was, he was sort of saying, I think it's like some people, maybe they have like friends and family that they leave and sort of, it was like toxic on them. Yeah. But it's like, I don't really have that. I feel like I leave sort of like pumped up sometimes.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't hang out with my toxic friends. Well, I don't really have any. Or I don't have them anymore. Maybe in like a- I might have them once upon a time, maybe, and then you get rid of them. Yeah. Or like in a broader sense.

But so that's what I was kind of thinking. It's like, that's what you want in like a good comedy podcast is like you sort of, you work out sort of the stuff like that was bugging you in a way that like you make sense of in your mind that it's not really bugging you anymore.

Yeah. And then on top of that, you kind of walk away with a couple good tips. You're like, oh, that's a cool way of looking for it. Like, you know, one of your buddies will have like a good point on something and you'll be like, oh, that's a cool way of looking for it. Like, you know, one of your buddies will have, like, a good point on something, and you'll be like, oh, that is true. Like, that...

Yeah. And stuff sort of, like, helps you interface with the world better, and you leave, like, pumped afterwards. Yeah. So I was like... Yeah, I think the answer is, like, Homozy needs some better boys.

Yeah. Well, he has them, and he goes... He just doesn't... Yeah, because he's hanging out with his boys and leaving, and they're all just like, you know, I guess just the entire time is just like, oh, another shot. All we can do is, you know, shot, shot, shots.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sports and shots. Sports and shots, yeah. Yeah, he probably doesn't have a lot of time for small talk. Like, he doesn't have a lot of patience for just shooting the shit. He doesn't have any patience for shooting the shit, yeah. I mean, he barely does podcasts. That's like his thing, too.

I think he does lots of podcasts. He says he, oh, I heard. He says he doesn't do them, but he seems to be out there. Well, I guess it's because he's holding. I want him on here, man. He's the best. Oh, well, I'd love to. But that's his deal though.

He's like, I don't go, I won't travel for a podcast because it's just like the idea of traveling. He's like, there's no way it's worth it. Well, if you are running like a huge business, you probably can't just be like on the road every day doing press. Yeah, of course. Of course. So.

Do that once a year and do all, do, Do that once a year and do all of them. Yeah. We'll get them one day. So in Japan, we always bring these up, but the Japanese city apologizes after advising pregnant women to cook, clean, and give husbands massages. And I always love- What's wrong with that? Hello.

We have the base department on the phone. We are getting a call from the base department just checking in. Tokyo office. Tokyo office. Yeah. Dude, how sick is that though? Probably work too. Probably Japanese women are like, oh, so good.

So sorry. Do it again. What do they do? That's all I got. Continue. Then what do they say after that oh this is my massage oh my husband's so sniffly

it's basically miss swan bad body bad body but the reason for originally was because their birth rates are declining and obviously the more you know feminism takes hold and all that stuff the more you get hit and japan has like a real problem with the birth rates right because japan huge elderly population yeah they're taking no yeah and they just have the problem that kind of uh how it's social security's right now is almost like a problem where it's like you got too much people taking not enough people given you know i mean they have that times a million right i used to do kind of a joke where people always you know shit on like places that were like kind of historically white countries being like you're against uh immigration or whatever you go japan the guy will be like 80 and they're like hey uh it's almost time for retirement he's

like great and they're like oh i guess we'll have to bring in some immigrants. He goes, no, I dig, I dig, I dig. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, I dig, I dig. No, no, no. So obviously this sort of took hold and people were, they're basically giving people like,

Andrew Tate is designated reading for women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top down from the government too yeah there's a difference in the way men and women feel and think one flyer reads one of the reasons is the structural differences in the brains of men and women can't argue with that waiting for waiting to hear a lie it is known that men act based on theories While women act based on emotions Can you imagine Being able to

And girls love shit that the government tells them too You have to remember that right Especially in Japan Especially here There's nothing women love more than Chicks be loving the government Chicks be loving the government chicks be loving the government that's so true chicks love two things shopping and listen to the government

they're always petitioning to get more government right they do love the government yeah so if the government's like listen lady you're being emotional she'd be like well if the government said it yeah plus the the emotional charge is the is a can't lose scenario because then they either accept it or then they act emotional and you go see you're being emotional it really is a top-down can't lose situation yeah so the government's been saying to these things and they go, they basically said when you come home, the husband, you wanted to give him more massages. Yeah. You go, he's busy.

He's stressed out. He had a hard work day and you want to give them a welcome home. Always have a smile on your face. It's good. Yeah. What's the problem? People on the internet didn't like it. In what country?

I think probably mostly here To be honest Hey, I think you're right about that He added that the government had stopped distributing the flyers But the government actually pulled back And did an apology on it because they got too much heat Contained expressions that Promote attitudes and practices

That may stereotype gender roles So the head of the bass department did walk it back. Yeah. I mean, I get that they don't like gender roles there. Everybody has the same goddamn haircut. It's confusing. So I always like to contrast what's going on in Japan with what's going on over here.

And celebrities' assistants will not stop snitching. Kevin Hart's former assistant makes a bombshell claim about the actor in Tasha K interview. And Kevin Hart's assistant is doing the fucking podcast tour now talking about how he's smashing.

Speaking of gender roles, you ever heard of a male assistant, guys? I'll tell you what. What is going on? Why is it so hard to get a male assistant well it is a lot of uh hip-hop places posted this right and hip-hop places are way less about you know the bullshit yeah and i actually saw a video recently where it was like a it kind of was a big viral one but it was uh like a trans like a famous trans activist like a big i don't know

famous is the right word but big internet person okay and they were at the airport yeah the delta thing and they were arguing with the guy and the black dude in the bronx and he's just like not having the and he goes you're being condescending like fuck off and she goes uh she goes uh you just misgender me again he goes yeah i don't know i didn't do it intentionally if you want to be like that you'll be banned yeah yeah yeah ban you from the airport or whatever. He goes, I can get you kicked out of here. And I got to be honest, I was a little torn because obviously I'm very

much against trying to You don't want to humanize airport employees. This is where I was coming from. Yeah, I go, it was my natural airport enemy. Airport employees are my natural enemies. Obviously I'm against some internet activists trying to get you in a gotcha to publicly shame you in their community and try to get you in trouble and get you fired.

And this is all to really just get you fired and free Delta for life. That's the main thing is free flights. Right. It's sort of the things that annoy me about activists and the things that annoy me about airports. I don't know which is higher. I probably have to go with the airport guy in this case. Because I'd say that my number one thing I hate is trying to name and shame someone for that sort of shit.

But it's hard for me to really empathize with an airport employee. Because to me, they're the vermin. Airport employees, to me, they are. They're the lowest of the low. Ryan's using dehumanizing language. Buddy, I almost got into it. It is necessary. The other day, I almost got into it with one.

For what? Well, because this guy, I come on, and he was sort of a bit of a poof himself. A little poof-ta. And then this guy, I'm walking out, and they made me check my bag. At Canada? Yeah, but it was the checks where you pick it up after the airport, right? So I come to the guy and I go, hey, where do I get my bag? And he goes, they're going to be right here.

So I walk past the line and then people start walking out with their bags. And I go, so they're not going to be right here. They're going to be over there. And then I go, I start walking back. He goes, sir, you can't walk back. And I go, but you told me I should come over here. And he goes, you passed the line. You can't walk back. So he goes goes all you have to do is wait so he makes me wait for like 25 minutes because

he told me the thing the bag was gonna be in the wrong place this is weird actually this air canada and sometimes they are there well because this is i had the exact same thing flying and i've never seen it where once you step off the actual airplane and you're in that like they don't let you come back no they're in the walkway they go just wait here and we're gonna get your bag what the fuck's that i was like put it on the goddamn carousel exactly yeah yeah this is i'd never seen that before in my life and so i guess that's what they're doing now up in fucking canada we got into it me and the guy we almost almost went to blows i'll tell you what if he got into it with a trans activist right then and there i probably would have taken the trans activist's side yeah you would have fucking hopped on hopped a wig on and got beaten ladies and gentlemen we got a misgenderer over here

i would have started crying oh my god it hurts oh it hurts emotional pain the emotional pain of watching someone be misgendered by this monster yeah so uh but after it's deniro a lot of these were from before i don't know if he would have a male now but it's like it do these people not get their assistance to sign ndas it's like it really seems like uh i guess dude you if you a famous guy, you hire someone to work with you, and then basically the entire time they're working with you, they're just collecting data to now go do a podcast to trash you. That is a good point. Why no NDAs?

I have no idea how they're allowed to do this. They're much smarter than that. Or is she just violating the NDAs? She couldn't be violating the NDAs, I don't think. What happens when you violate the NDAs? You just get sued? I think you get sued. She just gets your pants sued off you?

But that's true. If you get your pants sued off and you don't have any money, what does it matter? What if you got no pants? Yeah. So. But then I guess you'd be making a lot of money from spilling the beans and then you'd lose that money. Definitely any money that came from the bean spilling.

Dude, in today's day and age, you really have to be careful who you hire, though. Just get a goddamn male assistant. Not a gay one. I mean, it could be gay like a lloyd situation from entourage but you just get just a bro yeah i don't know if there's some sort of other dynamic there where you're like no because what happens is those guys they're gonna they're more like um kind of like aggressive and they'll try and usurp you a bit power wise like there's like a 48 laws of power thing where it'd be like never get a male assistant i don't know what the answer is. I don't know the answer either. These guys are having a real problem with it.

Just speculating. And Kevin Hart, everyone knows that he was out there smashing. He was like been busted for it a couple of times. So it's like this guy's, at this point, this chick's just adding insult to injury. He already did the time. Yeah, he already did the time. She's accused him of the crime. It's like the man already did the time.

Yeah. I mean, I guess she's saying some other stuff that happened that i didn't know about knocking up a steward but when they posted on the hip-hop pages everyone's like these fucking snitch assistants agreed agreed you're gonna get taken out by ai it is interesting because i watched the like ricky gervais special yeah that just came out so yeah i mean it wasn't my favorite but then it was interesting because the rick and gervais special i sort of left being like whatever yeah and then uh after all these articles started coming out and it was basically the one goes uh the once brave comedian has become wholly uninteresting and subvert and in subvert oh sorry become wholly

uninterested in subverting the establishment writes nick hilton right okay so his whole critic criticism of ricky gervais and all these criticisms is basically like he's the status quo or whatever and it almost like i i didn't even really like it i kind of thought it was you know a lot of stuff he said before and then on top of that i kind of felt like there was also an added component where it was like a little preachy for me and then there was also a lot of jokes where it kind of the punch line was being mean to like a handicapped person and it's not that i'm against that but it was like 10 in a row yeah just like so many it was like literally i'd say the majority of the jokes were like mean to handicap people?

Yeah, and then explaining where like if you see like that person was a fictional character and if you're offended by that. And I've always sort of disagreed with Ricky Gervais' stance where he kind of says everyone's sensitive. It was like, they're not sensitive. They're like politically against you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's in a weird spot because he's like, but I'm a liberal. What would they be against?

Yeah, so he's kind of sticking to the thing. The whole reordering of everything kind of. Yeah, and it's just like almost like willingfully not understanding what's actually shaking down. Yeah. That being said, I think Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest people in the world. So I just always kind of like disagree with him on a few things here and there. So, and then whatever. It was kind of like an old guy thing.

I'm sure it'll be like a huge hit. Did he do a trans swimmer joke? Swimming? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine imagine he did i can't really remember but he probably it would probably end with a punch line of me him being saying something to the guy in the wheelchair there's a lot it's a really a really a lot of jokes for the guy in the wheelchair oh guy has cancer he sort of builds the scenario anyway my point is probably a left being like oh whatever and then every article comes out being like he's for the establishment and you're like oh, a guy has cancer. He sort of builds this scenario. Anyway, my point is, probably left me in like, oh, whatever. And then every article comes out

being like, he's for the establishment and you're like, well, that's not true. It's like the Hollywood and, you know, all of the main establishments don't agree with what he says.

No, and he did the Golden Globes thing famously where they're... Yeah, it's almost like they... It's that old thing where we used to say, and I'm not calling Ricky Gervais this, but there was that old thing where we knew a lot of comedians that probably they were

kind of like in their late 40s early 50s and they were kind of like road dogs or whatever and you'd call you what you might call you'd be like i don't think that's good or whatever and then everyone was so like triggered that it made them edgy or whatever yeah because you're kind of like it happened with the daily wire movie too they just made that movie and then everyone was kind of like yeah i don't Daily Wire movie too. They just made that movie and then everyone was kind of like Yeah, I don't know whatever and then all the articles were like Actually triggered like it would be like it was the most triggering movie and you kind of like it's just basic conservative The you know things that they this is like literally just like stuff a normal dad thinks and none the I mean it's literally

Ladybugs or like Joanna man like these premises They're just being done to like kind of thumb it in your nose or your right eye or whatever but the truth is it's like it's kind of one of those things where you just be like yeah it's not really like triggering to just say like the consensus republican thing and then ever and then they are actually triggered and you're just like well i get people writing articles being like it was so offensive and you're just like that's what they want i guess i guess that's the only if they need to write an article about it what else is the article gonna be yeah but it's like my point was i think that the bloggers are so much more wrong yeah and this

guy looks like you know the king of the they them's like he's just like some nerdy comedy blogger he's got the glasses and just like you know you can barely tell this guy's a man he's just dripping in soil well he's not a man and And then he's like, the special is so bad. And you're like, well, I guess maybe now I have to like it. Yeah, enough of those come out. You go, this is my favorite special of all time. Thanks. Well, you know what it is?

Their criticisms are just so wrong. You're like, yeah, it probably wasn't really that good. But you're so wrong about the reasons why. Yeah. I was like, it wasn't what you're saying. You're just like, I wouldn't believe they watch the whole thing it's it's like they're just living in that world where they still think that like hollywood is the like underdog opinion yeah oh yeah and you're like you're are kind of right that over the last like four years most normal people have come to their

senses but that's still not that's not what the establishment is if anything is the opposite where you go yeah if you look at something and you go, hey, most normal people agree this is bullshit, but it's still getting shoved in your face. It's like, well, that wouldn't happen if it was the other way around. Of course. That obviously you wouldn't, if most people didn't agree with it, you wouldn't hear about it anymore. No, no, you'd never hear about it.

Ricky Gervais is not the establishment, it's like Colbert is. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, how do you not know? Like Hollywood consensus thoughts, the things that people say at the, you know, the things establishment it's like colbert is yeah yeah i mean how do you not know like hollywood consensus thoughts the things that people say at the you know the things that universities professors say the things that you know the ones that aren't getting in trouble i mean that's who's not getting in trouble yeah obviously right dr gay and that's why the palestine thing was funny because it was

the first time that they their consensus opinion was actually troublesome or whatever right yeah but okay so it's the same you know i'll just say one more thing about it it always kind of their consensus opinion was actually troublesome or whatever, right? But, okay, so it's the same, you know, I'll just say one more thing about it. It always kind of reminds me of the thing where they say kids are getting soft. And that was a big thing of like, the Ricky Gervais was that like, kids are soft. And it was just like We're still on that stuff?

It's not that kids are soft. Kids are the exact same. They've sort of been like, duped into like, fighting against themselves. You know what I mean what i mean yeah and yeah that's just the i mean that's the way things were set up was they didn't set it up they found out the hole with the trophies thing you're like yeah who like where everybody gets trophy you're like yeah who gave them all the trophies yeah there's that part of it too yeah but they got it was like a you know college kids are always like raring to protest and they figured that they could sort

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So this person wrote an article uh this and this is some good shit right here my straight boyfriend keeps making jokes with his friends keeps making gay jokes with his friends my straight boyfriend keeps making gay jokes with his friends is he gay this is really weird to refer to your boyfriend as your straight boyfriend my straight boyfriend you go what i wouldn't like if that kept happening yeah i have my straight boyfriend hey have you met my straight boyfriend hey everybody uh necessary qualifier right there oh and i would like to come to the party but also i'm going to bring a plus one is the room for my straight boyfriend and my straight boyfriend will also be in attendance if it's all the same to you but i just love the idea of a girl that her like dude's friend group is just like a normal

friend group that jokes around about being gay stuff and she's stressed the out about it right why do you know how to do it the girl a lot of times uh women have like a really hard time like understanding male dynamics of friendship yeah yeah for sure like they're zinging each other and all that stuff they don't like they don't like the zing and they don't like the zing and now they like the empowering every time i'm hanging out with too many dudes i have to i come home with a little too much heat and i have to, I get, yeah, what's up, bitch? You hanging out with the boy? Dude,

because my brother's is like that too. It was just like, obviously you just be, anyone puts on like 10 pounds, they're going to hear about it, right? And then you come back

with that energy being like, fucking ate a couple on the holidays, eh? And she's like, what? She's crying.

You're just like, oh, fuck. No, it's just a joke. Someone's been fucking eating that what whereas your body puts on 10 pounds and you're going ham on it right and they were just like they were going ham on the actual ham i've noticed the sexual undertones in my boyfriend's friend group the funny part is like what do you think actually is happening? They're all like making gay jokes with

each other. Because they're all secretly gay. If they were all secretly gay, what would be the odds that they would be like leaving all these clues? Like you're hanging out with a hockey team. Hockey teams are the forefront of this. Probably more than any sport.

If any basketball player goes into a hockey room for 10 minutes, he'd probably be like, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause. What is going on with this gayness? This homosexuality. I will say, I like the gay jokes as much as the next guy. There are certain groups, and the band culture was a little bit like this too. There is certain guys where it is a little too much grabbing your dick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like a little just too literal gay stuff yeah yeah a lot of band culture was like that a lot of hockey culture was like that where it was just like the joke what i prefer the jokes to have a little more meat in them than just grabbing the meat yep yeah yeah you like a little more wordy joke ah there he is grab the dick it's dick. It's like, alright, there you go. Grab my dick. You got me. I definitely have a few friends where the main source of humor is a dick grab. Okay, there you go.

But yeah, if you were like a group of hockey players like that, if you were gay, you're actually boning. When the girlfriends were around, you wouldn't be like leaving dick grabbing clues. I guess it's like the thou doth protest too much kind of thing where they go, you wouldn't be like leaving dick grabbing clues. I guess it's like the thou doth protest too much kind of thing where they go, maybe you would be.

That's their plan. They're like, maybe we would be super gay. So it's sort of 3D chess. It's touch D chest. You touch D chest. But I just, I don't know. Just be gay, I guess. Well, they're not.

It's obviously. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But she doesn't have any gay friends to run this by because the gay friends probably aren't doing that exactly the gay friends

are not doing any of that I don't think if you hang out with gay guys they're doing like cup check I don't think they do that and she's not even I'm saying the extreme

she's not even necessarily saying all the dick grabbing she's sort of saying they're making like jokes about like oh yeah see you tonight honey like to his boy to his like male friend you know what i mean she sounds like a real hoot she's definitely not a

hoot chick is a real hoot i agree with you that she's not a hoot it's accurate but they also she goes they're just a group of typical straight dudes but they also like to make jokes about wanting each other and several other sexual things pretty regularly this isn't the first time i've noticed this among the straight guys i've dated i did have a girl say this to me once actually what that she said that uh a lot of gay stuff happening well she goes i thought yeah she and she was like thought that she goes i thought you might be bisexual because you and your friends with all these gay jokes and all this sort of stuff i have i've had this happen in my own life before really yeah and she was like oh and i was like it's not i mean

every friend group bums each other uh when you're hanging out she goes i go that's like common jokes she goes okay but you were sucking it pretty good you've never heard of humor yeah but it was like basic stuff and she was like she was like oh no i wasn't i had a problem i was just thinking that like maybe you were by i don't know you made all those jokes or whatever and you'd be like on stage i think it was even like i'd make jokes actually you know what i can't remember the exact thing how do you say that actually i had a ex who thought I was black because I'm racist. You say the N word so much.

It's like basically, she goes, are you black? My favorite is when people have like really innocent girlfriends. My body had the super innocent girlfriend and uh she had like caught him uh she found out that she had porn on his computer yeah and like everyone was drinking and she was kind of like an oversharer and she was like saying that she caught him uh watching porn on the thing and it was like stepsister porn and we were like what and we every guy there just fucking sold him out so hard we go what so it's just like two people and they just like have sex and you just like watch that?

We're like, I don't even know. Where would you even find that? You're pretending to be the step sister? And the guy was just like, fuck off. And we're all just talking to her. And we were going, so wait, he just like, is this like a thing he does like a lot? Or do you think it was like a one-time thing?

It's like, I mean, I don't know if it's that big of a deal, but like, so do you, is it like a specific website that you go to and we were going so hard on the idea that is there something you like type into you pay for like i don't i mean again i'm not judging yeah this is judgment free so he was just like but he was like he's just like stop listening to them they're fucking with you Why would we fuck with our friend's girlfriend Yeah why would we fuck with our friend's girlfriend

That's not what friends do But I did have a girl once that said That I thought you might be bi or something Because of all the jokes So they do do it They're incapable of understanding that it's funny To french kiss your friend for 45 minutes straight It's a goof.

No, he's a fucking goof. Yeah, he's a goof. And then she goes, what is up with that? Should I be asking my boyfriend if this is something he actually wants to try? Oh, my God. That's the worst, too, because you're like, fuck, I can't even have fun in this relationship. Well, you're going to come home and your Christmas presents she's gonna be unwrapping a bowl yeah no she's like alright well you've

been making all these gay jokes so I got a strap on to peg you this Christmas yeah my gift to you no I mean you're like that is pretty funny though I'm gonna have to tell the boys about this one but no when I'm done sucking them up boys are gonna have a real hoot about the fact that

you bought a strap onon to peg me. You're just like, it's just a quick gag. Not this kind of gag. Like a joke? No. You're having a miscommunication to the therapist. She goes, you kept gagging. You go, exactly. It was a gag.

A goof. A gag. What is up with that? It's just a sort of is it sort of a bonding thing am I completely missing something about how my

male friend groups work I had a girl when I was dating before that I used to always say her catchphrase was what's up with that because the story

is never at a point it always just ends with what's up with that what's up with that that's a you're gonna crispy monologue yeah exactly what's up with, what's up with that? What's up with that? That's a, you're going to, that'd be monologue. Yeah,

exactly. What's up with that? What's up with that? You're going to walk in and have a male prostitute waiting for you for your Christmas present. I would hate that though.

A male prostitute waiting for you for Christmas? If I had a buddy that openly, like his friend, the girl, if this was your friend's girlfriend where she was,

he went like, can you believe she asked me if he was gay? You'd be like, that's pretty fun to fuck with though, right? Of course. Amazing.

But that's a tough relationship to be in. I know messing with the, the, the, you can obviously there's lines, but joking around with the girl on something that obviously wouldn't be true. Yeah. Is probably my best one.

I think I might've told you this was convincing. We, a bunch of us, this is in high school, but a bunch of us convinced this girl that for Christmas, he wanted, he wanted a pendant that said true to the game. And it was,

it was Maria's jewelers and pickering. And we used to always walk by and it was, it was like a joke that there was this huge pendant that just said true to the game we go who would wear that and we convinced the girl that's what he wanted for his birthday and he's always been talking about this treated a game pendant she's like i've never heard him talking about it and then she bought him the true to the game pendant way that's amazing true to the game the person who bought that jewelry store too they probably had arguments at the jewelry store like who would ever buy this piece of shit like maria and her husband are like

what are you i can't believe we sold the true to the game bought the true to the game order more yeah true to the games are flying off the shelves apparently like crazy thing to wear a big pendant it's like the size of a hand to it's a true to the game would have gone well some nice fooboo gear of course definitely i don't think uh oh this is the best part the person who this article was by slate right so slate does these columns yeah and the people who give them advice don't know what the fuck they're talking about no because she's basically saying like you know should i sit him down and have a serious conversation about like his sexuality and how

open and the guy's like i'm not gay and she's like if you are you are you know what i mean i'm supportive of you and the guy's like i'm not gay she goes yeah well i've just watched you slap your friend's ass you know what i mean it's's just jokes. Right. But this is, so this is what the slate thing should, the slate thing should say. It's like, yeah, very,

very low probability. Your boyfriend's gay. This is pretty normal. And this is what their response is. I think it's 0% chance he's gay. Him and what? Well, I don't know. It's not zero,

but yeah. This isn't the canary in the coal mine of his gayness. Of course not. You're going to find some way weirder shit. Yeah yeah and if he was gay it's very it's it's probably unlikely that he would be so openly doing all this stuff in front of his girlfriend of course the beard right yeah i don't think we can say for sure she says that your boyfriend's friends all want each other or not nor could we say that they don't so she goes honestly it's a 50 50 toss-up whether all every single member of that friend group is ready to have a gay orgy or not who could know very possibly gay it's like

crazy right yes this is insane it's a kind of like a trump answer it's like uh it's hard to say for certain that they're gay. They've done some gay stuff. I don't know. They might be gay. Some people are saying they're gay. It might be useful to ask your boyfriend about it, though temper your expectations

when approaching such an inquiry. Often people of such a privileged status haven't been made to question or pay much attention to why they do what they do. They aren't very good at analysis, and they're too lazy to perform it. So she's basically saying, your boyfriend's gay. He's gay.

He has no idea why he does these jokes. Because he's too privileged. Yeah, because he's too privileged. He's definitely not in it for the lulz. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. This is the fucking advice that girls are getting? I can't believe that they didn't have better articles,

like questions. People are sending in all sorts of stupid questions, and this is the one that made it? Oh my God, dude. And this guy's going to have to go home to his girl, and she's going to be like, listen, I want to talk to you about something. I know you're probably gay. And he goes, no. He goes, listen, I know you're too privileged, Stephen.

You're too privileged, you're too proud to admit that you're gay, but you're gay. Yeah, you don't... No, he's not even saying too proud. She's saying you don't understand how your privilege is not allowing you to see that you're gay and it's manifesting in this joke that you and your buddies do sometimes. And you're all gay.

I spoke with all the girlfriends and they're having this exact same conversation. Every single one of us is meeting right now to have a fucking... So I guess this is the end of the line for us, but you queers go have a nice life. Literally. New year, new queer. You be you be you incidentally the findings uh oh they say incidentally the findings a study was published in this journal of sex roles in 2017 so obviously

this is some bullshit publication suggested that men present as more sensitive and responsive to perceived threats to their masculinity. Express amusement with sexist and anti-gay humor because they believe it reaffirms their masculinity. So she's sort of saying kind of what you're saying. Essentially, it's whoever denied it supplied it. Sure. It's kind of like, you know, the... It's just funny. It's whoever denied it supplied it. Sure.

It's kind of like, you know, the... It's just funny. It's almost like terrorist reasoning where they're like, you know, are you a terrorist? And the guy goes, no. He goes, ha. You would say that. Yeah, exactly, right? Like, there's no right answer.

No right answer, no. Because if you deny it, you're gay. And if you don't deny it, you're gay. So there's no right answer. And she goes, ask your boyfriend if he's gay. If he denies it, it's because of his privilege. And also, he's protesting too much. Yeah, he's definitely leave him he's gay basically this the the response that the slate person said is all roads lead to he's gay yep he goes what if he's okay well what if his uh friends want to do like a gay thing like

try to uh give him uh touch him and he goes he really doesn't want it. He goes, well then that's gay too. Then she gives him an ultimatum where you're like, it's either me or the gay jokes. The only thing that, the only thing that isn't gay for this woman is being really sensitive to women's plight. I guess.

That's kind of what it's saying. Seems like a crappy relationship to be in. Hopefully this is the early phases of this and he can get out of this because she's not going to change here but i don't think this is true though i think that's gay didn't josh infold have a joke where they said he goes well if being uh something if if hating gay people makes you secretly gay then i guess my dad's a secret secretly arab yeah yeah that's okay yeah but this is the same thing where they go if you're if you're more likely to make gay jokes you're more likely to be gay it's

like that's not true no they're just funny there is the case where you know there is like the odd cases of someone that's a public figure sure that they're like i don't want it to be gay because i don't want people to think that I'm gay because it'll, you know, I'm like a Republican senator. Yeah, like George Santos, for example.

He doesn't want anyone to know that he's gay. By the way, George Santos, I don't know if you saw this. Yeah, got his car broken into? No, I didn't see that. He got his car broken into

last night and then he was, I actually was wondering if, because he got his car broken into and he was on Twitter crying about it. Being like, this is Joe Biden's America and Mayor Adams, your city is turning to fucking shit. I got my car broken into. But I wonder if someone knew that it was his car and they're trying to get some dirt on him.

Because he's making lots of enemies. Interesting. I don't know what more dirt that you could have than he already has. That is a good point. All the dirt's kind of out there. That's a good point. He must be a little bit liberating for him, but just all the dirt.

But no, we were looking at the Cameo thing. Yeah. And you noticed that the Santas were making the most money on Cameo. Santa, yeah. And then I, so guess. You think that's why Santos was making so much? Because people mistook him for Santa? I don't know if you saw what happened in the last week,

but the number one person on Cameo was Santos Claus. No way! So George Santos dressed up like Santa, and he started doing Santa Cameos. Oh, yeah. Shrewd move. The man knows how to make money. Shrewd, man. So he was doing Santos

Claus for 500 bucks a pop. And honestly, it's not the craziest thing to get someone a Santos Claus cameo. That is kind of funny. Yeah, that's pretty funny. He's not welcome on this podcast now, though. No.

Basically, they're saying if you laugh about a joke about women, you're probably likely to be gay. And it was just like, that's not true. Laugh about a joke about women? Okay, let's... There's just 100, to joke about women. Okay. Let's. And there's a hundred thousand gay people. They said sexist and gay humor. If it makes you laugh,

you're probably gay. You hear that? You hear that? Do you hear that? I'm looking at you. Okay. Yeah, you.

Well, Danny, how do you say homosexual and Jewish? No idea. He blew. We've got a gay over here. See that? Well, Danny, how do you say homosexual in Jewish? No idea. He blew. We got a gay over here. See that?

See that, everyone? Zoom in. You will notice some chuckles coming out of a gay man's recently outed. Zoom in super tight. I'm like. So you just laughed at a gay joke. So that's, we got a gay. So one, we're doing a little test here.

One for one day. We got one. What do you call a gay cowboy? I we got a gay. So we're doing a little test here, one for one gay. We got one. What do you call a gay cowboy? I don't know. A Jolly Ranger. Okay, straight on that one. Pretty straight there. Okay, so straight man on there.

How do you fit three homosexuals on one bar stool? How? I think you know the answer to that one. Stack them? Okay, so he's not laughing so he's denying it right now is he fighting him no you turn it upside down what do you mean you never heard that one before these are old classic street jokes i'm telling you okay what do you call a homosexual dentist what tooth fairy something so now he's sort of figured out the format you know oh there he left. Okay.

I caught that. Just a little street joke. My girls will watch this, though, and they should be like, are you gay? That's true. Because the thing said that. And then the article, Slate, said that you might be gay. And then you laughed at a joke. The Slate person should be frigging tarred and feathered for giving that advice, by the way. Terrible advice.

Terrible advice. Terrible advice. I don't know if you saw, but the Pope, there's sort of, some people are saying it's not as much as, basically the story was Pope says priests can bless same-sex marriage couples, but I don't know, Snopes is kind of saying that's not exactly what it means. And so it's kind of up in the air. There's a lot of articles saying that basically he's like, no, I'm not totally for it. It's just, we're going to bless it. He's sort of like in between. Yeah, he's kind of like, we're not totally for it. It's just we're going to bless it. He's sort of like in between.

Yeah, he's kind of like, we're just not going to be as bad as we were before. Yeah, but he can bless them now. But it is just funny. Like every second day the Pope has an article, like he's inching a little closer to being gay, being chill. You know what I mean? He doesn't want to blow his feet.

I'll tell you what. That's the weirdest, worst, by far, the worst part about being the Pope is the washing. Washing the dude's feet stinks. Every year you got to wash a bunch of just like dude's feet. I'll tell you what. That's the weirdest, by far the worst part about being the Pope is the washing. Washing the dude's feet stinks. Every year you gotta wash a bunch of just like dude's feet. I would hate that. Unless you're super into feet and then you're just like Then you love it dude. Well this Pope Christmas comes early for the Pope.

He does every week come out with a new kind of rule about like why it's pretty chill to be gay right? Yep. But I don't know if I would take the Pope gig if you had to wash the feet. I think if I was the Pope gig I would probably You definitely gotta wash the feet Every time you wash the feet

You'd have to say pause Yeah And that's the thing They're not like good feet It's not like some supermodel No it's like homeless people It's like homeless people's feet When you're doing it

Do you think the whole time He says no homo No homo No homo No homo No homo He added It's the seed of the Holy spirit that must be nurtured not hindered and that's the he means the gay spirit so let me know what seed he's talking about there's only one spirit and it's

gay and there's another one of these so i'm just going to tell you because this these slate articles are 90 like women kind of writing in with crazy assumptions they've made based on kind of like, you know, a dumb 2023 frameworks and then getting, you know, uh, when someone should be saying like,

no, you're being crazy. They confirm it. They're confirming valid. Okay. Where do I find high quality lace lingerie for men? I'm 30 female and I want to get some for my husband for Christmas. I recently noticed that some of my underwear has been going

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lace underwear. I didn't say anything about it uh but since then I've been keeping an eye out and I've noticed uh waistbands of my underwear all on top of his pants once in a while so she's concluded that he's wearing the underwear but it's also I mean I guess it's possible but it's also possible he's doing something even pervier with them yeah Like smelling them or putting them in his pocket. And it's also possible that she just left her underwear on his pile of clothes. Possibly, but I mean, she keeps noticing it. So it seems like not the most likely scenario.

Dude, that would... But if you were... Okay, if you were hypothetically wearing your girlfriend's underwear, if you could, you know, obviously you'd be busting them at the seams. I would not be. I would not be i'm not fit let the record state that danny poloshock would that is something he would not be doing no but you probably wouldn't be so obvious to leave it everywhere unless you like

wanted her to find yeah exactly you'd be kind of concealing it for sure but the person who gave this advice was like oh you want to get him the mother do you think there's any guy out there and as i'm saying this I'm like I wonder Because this is actually a pretty good idea Like some dude who's just dating like a pretty decent looking chick Who behind her back sells her like soiled clothes I don't know because I think if you wanted to run that racket You almost don't really need the girl right

Because it really You just probably buy the underwear and sell them Well but you need them like used You need some provenance, as they say. You need to prove their use. I think a lot of dudes that do that probably just wear them themselves. You know what I mean? Wear them around for a while and then just start to smell sweaty.

Wait, I've been smelling sweaty dudes underwear? I think that's very likely, dude. I think there's a high probability of that. That if you're buying underwear, you're buying it. It was just wearing by like some fucking freak. Yeah. Some, just some like dude that lives in just wearing by like some fucking freak. Yeah. Some, just some like dude that lives in a cab.

I guess that's the problem. Probably back in the day you could get, dude, really? You just need to put sweat on them and shit. You get ethically sourced, used panties and shoes and stuff. But now with the proliferation of the internet,

you don't know who you're talking to. No, you almost needed to come with a photo of them wearing the exact. It's gotta be like a sports memorabilia. It's gotta be photo match, but it has to be photo a sports memorabilia. It's got to be photo match. But it has to be photo match and the underwear has to be serialized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be like the whole authenticated and like a video of her like basically jogging

and then getting back from jog, taking it off and then like going through the whole authentication process. Crappy. Yeah. Well, I'll just say if this guy wasn't wearing the underwear on the, I don't know, probably 50-50. Yeah. Definitely the advice is like

not good well what's the size how big is he I think you could probably tell they'll probably stretched out like crazy are you the same size as him did you know that sniffing women's tears lessens aggressive behavior in men by a study uh I did not know that isn't that crazy so you can kind of say to a dude like when he's being, like when he's being a little light in the loafers, you're just like, someone's been fucking sniffing women's tears. Well, you think if there was any proof or efficacy to this, then...

There is. Well, I'm saying, but then they would somehow like put women's tears in like prison water supplies and stuff to... Sniffing them. Well, you get the... Or whatever. Drinking them doesn't do anything.

Miss them around. So basically... What if you put them on clothes, like fabric the, or whatever. Drinking them doesn't do anything. Miss them around. So basically. What if you put them on clothes like fabric softener? But if you sniff liberal tears, it makes you more fucking feminine. Isn't that crazy? Interesting. According to new research published in the Open Access Journal. So they basically had a bunch of dudes sniff all these different things and then make like

risky choices and this and that. And when given the opportunity, the men could get revenge on the other player by causing them to lose money. The men did not know what they were sniffing. And the men that sniffed the women's tears basically had less aggression and need for revenge and stuff like that.

They're saying, isn't that wild? Do we need to start bottling women's tears it's i think that's what the next thing is bottling what type of tears though do tears of joy elicit the same dude if that's biden's second term is they make every man line up and they have to do their ceremonial sniff of the tears i wonder if there's any distinction though of how the tears are made that's the problem though because they need the Trump to win to get the tears. And then... Yeah, you think that's the Trump...

But if Trump wins, they're not going to make you sniff the tears. Yeah, and there'll be less tears, probably. There'll just be less tears if Trump loses. Yeah, I know. Also, another, just a quick thing. So there's this woman... There's a lot of controversy over the IVF clinics, right? Because a lot of people don't like the way it's shaking down. And I'll just say to those people So there's this woman. There's a lot of controversy over the like IVF clinics, right? Because a lot of people

don't like the way it's like shaking down. Yeah. And I'll just say to those people, it's like, whether you like it or not, get used to this shit getting a lot crazier

in the next 20 years. They're going to be, in 20 years, they're going to be making babies in a lab. You're going to be picking their fucking hair color. They got the goddamn

milking machines. They're milking the cocks they actually are milking the cocks pretty soon they're milking the goddamn cocks that's where this world's come to this is where it's coming to man but this girl got ivf and they gave her a female it's like two you know like lesbos right yeah and they got they they were trying to get a female put in them and they gave them a male embryo and they said uh giving birth to the son is likened to having rape because so this son's in for a bad life like you know your son's gonna be able to like google

your name at one point and read dude can you imagine you were the son uh born to two lesbos that are suing the clinic because they accidentally forced them to have a boy your life's gonna be hell yeah and they don't think fondly of men. They're going to fuck this kid up. Matt, you're starting your life with your mom calling you a rapist for being inside of her. And basically, you're responsible for all the bad things in the world. And you're like, I'm a week old. What are you talking about? You're like, nope.

That stinks, eh? Oh, yeah, that's bad. Heather Wilhelm Rotenberg and his wife Robbie are suing the SNY Fertility Clinic, New York, after it allegedly broke an agreement to insert a female embryo because they just screwed up, right?

Yeah. But it is pretty wild just being the... like, hating men to that extent where... You feel like you're getting raped constantly for just having a boy that's your child.

And it's like... Biological child, too. And by the way, it's like, okay, well now you're just back to normal just having a boy that's your child and it's like biological child too and by the way it's like okay well now you're just back to normal people where sometimes you got a girl sometimes you got a boy and it was like we wouldn't have done this if there was even a chance that we could bring a boy into this world well god's playing a cruel trick on you and i kind of agree that there is just something weird about all the like picking your babies and picking the things and you know killing the fetuses that don't meet your specs you know what i mean and like obviously right now it's in its incubated stages no pun intended but like this is gonna get crazy and

obviously if you were like a professional athlete it seems like obvious you'd be like okay well let's get the biggest strongest one you know what i mean like in 10 years they're definitely going to be just designing the biggest strongest ones yeah i mean you could probably do that to a degree now with sperm like you can get sperm of people who are like athletes and stuff well obviously yeah but that's just still the old-fashioned oh you're saying with the chris with the crisper stuff they're gonna be having 19 babies with the they're gonna have i i don't even know what it is but you probably like they're gonna make like a hundred babies with uh shack and then they go we'll pick the one that was the biggest by a long shot just destroy the 99 others that's what they do oh but it's sort of but it's just the eggs yeah yeah it's not well yeah so it's kind of people sort of pitch it more

like they had 20 and they like aborted 19 but it's not really how it shakes down it's like they didn't move forward with 19s yeah yeah but like i know they're doing stuff where they can like select eye color and all that crazy shit yeah so eventually like i'll tell you what guys like you with your sniffles aren't going to be in existence in a while there'll be no sniffles that being said to jewish families and they're like, we want to get other sniffles. Like, listen, we're on our 2000s, baby, here. It can't be done. Listen, Mr. Rosenberg, we're on our 2000 IVF, baby, here. They've all got the sniffles, goddammit.

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for his rich dad's number after he asked her to split the bill 50-50. So it's... Okay. When a man wants to go 50-50 on a date with you, this TikToker informed her viewers... Oh, she goes, do this, she informed her viewers um oh she goes do this she informed her viewers filming herself on a date but not showing the face of the guy she went to a restaurant in nyc

with so when people say dating in nyc is crazy this is what you're dealing with you start the date i'll tell you what if i started a date and a girl's already filming me on a first date it's like a hotel she goes i just got to run your card for incidentals you go incidentals it's a date i know what do you got a stripe machine so you're getting filmed i'll tell you what if i'm being filmed i am sort of unlikely to want to pony up the bill because the first that's for me if i was on a date with a girl she started filming me i would i remember when i first moved into use nyc i actually uh dated this girl for a bit that was kind of like a tattooed like influencer type okay and she was had her phone out trying to

do instagram stories like the second time we hung out and stuff like that and i was very like this isn't going to be working for me there's no way i want to be like moving myself into your like no if anything what online presence immediately no i would if anything what you do is you you go along with it and then you dine and dash on them dine and dash on them but you can't give a good ending for their are you kidding me they've already got your face you're about to get like named and shamed yeah but then you make your own tiktok video being like no i'm just doing this because she's doing this i wouldn't do this other i would never normally do this i'd never normally do this like you're in the film like you're in the bathroom and you're doing your own tiktok you have to and then you release yours before hers so then timestamps he says my came out before hers

you have to do something like that gotta fight fire with fire so there really is a lot of crazy stuff going on there's some rapper that recently kind of went viral he posted some big thing he'd been like um y'all hoses bitches now y'all sell your pussy uh y'all be selling your pussy there's that oh he goes that's why no one writes love songs anymore because all you all you bitches be selling your pussy ain't no one to write love songs for not bad yeah not bad there's there's been a couple of these lately uh popping up because there's a lot of these like girl influencers that are it's almost like they think they're doing their like girl version of andrew tay but they're just like it was like one girl she was like an asian influencer and she was just basically saying like i make a hundred grand a

year and my husband makes or my boyfriend makes a hundred grand a year and he still has to pay for everything including rent because like that's like not a woman's job yeah just like shit like this like kind of uh and it was just like yeah i guess if you get some like chump but i don't think any normal dude would be down with that yeah you got a chump good for you yeah exactly yeah you you got a chump that's you're better you you got a chump that's you're better looking then right and i think that's we've kind of mentioned this but a lot of them kind of forget that part of it right they go at one point uh she asked him to tell her more about what he did for a living as she was interested to get to know him happily agreeing on camera by

the way he explained that he worked for his father's company he informed her that he wasn't going to be the one paying for the meal entirely when the check arrives i think we should split it 50 50 and then i'll tell you what if the if the camera's out you go i'm buying one drink and i'm out of here yeah for sure you know this is yeah i do all this stuff and anyways oh it's nice meeting you anyways it's great meeting you yeah maybe i want to have one drink like yeah there's no way i'm ordering the meal after i fucking see a camera out in my face crazy but i think i don't know if it's just gotten crazier because i haven't been out there like dating but it's like uh in either of you right like but i don't know if it would the generation now like if it has gotten crazier to the point where it's like that's not that crazy

in like new york or la to be like on a date with someone and they're fucking like filming you for their like tiktok to dunk on you like well you don't know if it's to be on a date with someone and they're fucking filming you for their TikTok. To dunk on you? Well, you don't know if it's to dunk on you. You're basically on trial publicly. Oh my God. I don't see what kind of chick could be that great.

You're on a fucking reality show. I don't know what kind of chick could be that great where you'd put up with that kind of nonsense. No, because I would be immediately like, what is this? What are you doing?

You're filming me? I'd be making fun of them the whole time. Put your phone away, you psychopath. What the hell? Taken aback by his suggestion suggestion so she's got her camera in this guy's face and she's the one taken back that he's not going to pay for the whole thing she points out that she thought they were on a date but reassured him that she was fine with being friends if that's what she wanted quickly she promised that it was a date but claimed that if they're going to do a husband and wife, he claimed that he was on a date,

but if they were going to be a husband and wife, then they need to be somewhat of a fair partnership. And then she said, you told me you worked for your father's company. May I ask you a question?

Maybe you can give me his number. I can go on a date with him. So she's sort of posting this as like, bam. Yeah, gotcha. Because he'll pay. Dude, people, girls are literally just

going on dates with you it's like to write about how much of a fucking loser you were after oh my god this chick sucks but it's kind of like the equivalent of a guy going on a date and being like i just went on a date with a girl and then she was fat so i didn't pay let's go yeah let's go and then i asked her for her fucking mom's digits because your mom looked kind of hot in the photo yeah so yeah you're fucking too gross for me to bang you but i'll fucking bang your mom yeah justin silver always kind of mentions this but he says that all the girls essentially took like the work worst characteristics like a stereotypical douchebag bro and just like became it yeah and that's what their idea of like you know kind of like pro-women feminism was was essentially being like hey what

did we think like a frat douchebag was historically like as a cliche yeah it's like we're that now that's true yeah can you like yeah you're a dude being like on a date and then you're filming the girl and then afterwards you just make a tiktok being like on a date with this girl disgusting didn't pay walked out on the bill. And then asked her for her mom's number because maybe her mom wasn't... Anyways, we're going to go smash right now, huh? And she's like, what? Like in the video. Yeah, so it's pretty ridiculous

what's going on there. But this is the girl that caused the big stir on the internet. Guys, I went on a date this week and I felt the feminism leaving my body i live on the east side of la and if you don't know what that means it's sort of like the artsy part of la you know it's it's people say it's like brooklyn and new york like so i go on dates with a lot of men

and women who you know live over here there's always a negotiation about who pays and that's great i like to pay for people all that but what i will say is that i sort of so you get the gist of it and you know where it's going yeah the men pay the women don't no the girl paid for the date and she liked it oh the girl paid for no the guy paid for the day she liked it so she's kind of like i'm a feminist i'm all the stuff i live in la and then the guy paid for the date and she liked it the internet sort of you like free dinners do you yeah obviously the crazy part of being like i some yeah in this crazy the 200 bill came and it's like the guy paid for it and like this weird part of me preferred that

and so that's yes obviously you know what i mean the the truth is she's been like listening to like bullshit dogma that says like you should want this yeah you should want to pay for and then a guy paid for it and she's like yeah that's better obviously right so the kind of like conservative take on this was that uh saying that women want all of the they want like a masculine man to be a traditional man yeah but they don't want to be a traditional woman yeah and that's sort of what the take was and then the other side of it was uh i don't know i don't actually know what the other side of it was i don't know i don't know i'm curious how the difference between dating women and men goes with her like would she think the same if a woman...

Probably the woman is more of the man pays for. But I think it is in those circles. It's like, the truth is she's 22 and you're dating broke guys. But I think that there's two parts where I kind of didn't really agree because the first part of it is really, you're like, yeah, you don't want to date a girl

that has a big political agenda one way or the other, right? So with this girl, it's like obviously she's listening to all this stuff but when they're saying that so i'm sort of i'm sort of a little bit like disagreeing with the synopsis that um that girls want like a traditional guy that they don't want to be a traditional woman right yeah and i'm also disagreeing that that's better somewhat because i think the first thing is you don't want to uh you don't want to date a girl that's like you know just completely traditional or whatever

right no but they're oh i guess depends who you are but the the idea that you know they want a traditional man just because you want him to pay and stuff like that like there's a million like actors in hollywood that are like rich and would say all the bullshit she was saying yeah so it's like she would like that guy better probably yeah she just likes to want a guy pay she doesn't i'm sure there's many traditional male roles that she does not like right so it's not really accurate to say that she wants a traditional guy it's like yes girls that are into all that left-wing bullshit or like whatever like you know yeah like college kid feminist shit it's like yeah they still prefer if the guy was like not a you know not like college kid feminist shit it's like yeah they still prefer if

the guy was like not a you know not like a total pushover and people like respected him yeah and and then he was rich like i'm sure that uh x like just pick any like actor who's all about all this sort of stuff or like i'm sure this girl would love hassan piker more than she would love you know yeah she doesn't want like ben shapiro or whatever because he happens to pay the bills right so it's it's kind of like an extrapolation that's not accurate i mean she's probably like kind of a communist and she would prefer anytime she goes to any restaurant when they go bills taken care of and she goes great i'm sure yeah but the other part about it and the more important part where i think it's like i think that narrative is growing that like you really want like a trad wife

and stuff like that. Yeah. And it's kind of interesting because neither me or you fit in that role. When I think back to, when I think back to like maybe of all the people I've dated in my life, I would say three that I really liked. Yeah. And all three of them were not like trad wife. No. I don't have any like that

i've dated girls that would way more fit into that role and i've dated some of them and i like they can be convinced certainly to i mean at some point yeah that's true and some point the economics of it just makes sense like you know i have a friend who has you know multiple kids and it's just like it costs as much money like i make as much money working as i do taking care of the kids so i'm just gonna take care of the kids because that money yeah it makes kids so i think there's a lot of it where it's like a traditional like a super traditional wife in like right now society works probably way better if you're a christian conservative that's rich yeah but in a kind of uh we're just rich period yeah it's the the money is the main thing obviously having a trad wife sucks if you

make 40 grand a year you're like a single income 40 grand and like this blows but then again if you are okay so and also i think that my sort of take on it was it really it's all you know it goes back to it's all trade-offs and i think you have to sort of like think about which guy you are because if you think about it and you go are you a guy that you want your whole life to revolve around your girlfriend because or do you want like are you a busy person and you have like your friend groups you do a lot of stuff with your friends where it's just guys not girls or are you going to be the guy that like every event you do is kind of like family like the girl's always there it's like all of our meetups are going to be like me and the wife with the friend and the wife yeah every event we go to it's obviously like implied she's come to

you have to decide which of those two guys you want to be to some degree and where you fit on that spectrum because if you're a guy that doesn't want your entire life to be you know every event is obviously the two of us yeah you know you ever had a friend that You're like, oh, you know you want to like meet for lunch. He's like what times you want us to meet? Yeah I don't want the girl. Yeah, dude Like I was gonna catch up with you like I don't want to fucking hang with your chick You know what I mean? Yeah, and those are the guys who usually they get a girlfriend just disappear They go in the witness right action, but exactly right So if you are that guy you don't have like a ton of super close guy friends

you want a girl whose like entire life is wrapped up around you yeah but if you're not that guy the complete like classic like feminine role that like her entire life is wrapped up around you kind of stinks yeah because you're she's gonna be like bugging you yeah bugging non-stop if all of her like enjoyment or most of her you know happiness comes from like bugging you yeah bugging non-stop if all of her like enjoyment or most of her you know happiness comes from like time with you and and like revolves around if you're the center of her world completely that's like that's why you get him a kid because then they have a new center but even then it's like you know what you basically turn yourself into if you're any busy and you have like a completely traditional wife you're gonna turn yourself into like

the the dad in a christmas movie that's the bad guy yeah you know what i mean unless unless you want to be the guy that you're just like i'm you know five o'clock work shuts off i'm not thinking about it someone call me it's like well whatever it's like you know what i mean it's like well you know what my friends are doing this but whatever or you know there's this yeah i mean it's not for everybody i think a lot of people wind up in that life that's probably a lot of times least path of least resistance is kind of ending up in that life yeah of course yeah but yeah but yeah the more you want your girl to have friends that's that's the one thing i know yeah but if you have a completely traditional

life like no friends like you know if you're living on that system where everyone's the girl's like just completely traditional it's like she's not having a ton of friends usually no you're like this baby they can maybe like church groups well this is what i'm singing we're sort of like picking and choosing like the perfect scenario but like people that i know that sort of more have that scenario it's like no you're the center of their world yeah for sure or the kids are yeah i have a lot of friends who's like the kids are like that's just all they do well yes obviously step one is you got to give them kids to take care of because otherwise like they're gonna have nothing literally nothing to do yeah yeah trad life is weird with no kids and most people

living that's not very trad to not have kids what percentage of guys do you think can afford just completely uh without being like a poor, essentially, that, you know, it's just like she never works? So it's off the table for probably like 90% of people. Yeah, probably.

I don't know the exact number, but it's high for sure. Right? Yeah. But there is something to be said about like, yeah, obviously like a girl would like to pick and choose the best parts of all different types of guys yeah and probably all trad wives

are not created equally either because i'm sure some chicks are just like one of you the peggy bundy just stay at home eating fucking chocolates all day and doing fuck all you know and then there are some who are like yeah i'll like do all this stuff and i kind of working all day yeah i kind of think of it as like I'm designing life in general, and maybe this isn't everyone, but I always kind of think of it the same as stocks. You know that old thing where, girls don't like it when you say you think of relationships as stocks,

but you go, you know the thing where it's like, if you can cap off the bottom end, you're going to be fine. The tail risk. The tail risk, you'll be you're gonna be fine the tail risk the tail risk you're at least gonna be fine yeah so you kind of look at like what is the worst case scenario of those you know what i mean so like worst case scenario of of like a trad wife is she essentially just becomes like a wine mom that's like unhappy and just constantly nagging you in those right yeah so that's the bottom end of that well she looks to for her happiness in you and like a lot of times you're like well you got to find that

yourself like i can set up the but if you sort of pushed her into a scenario where like uh you you basically told her like the only way you're allowed to find anything to do is around me right yeah so you're sort of almost because a lot of times i think this is the other problem too is we a lot of big like commentators and stuff are around our age or like a little bit old, maybe like five years older. But a lot of the negative effects of those things, you know, a lot of these people have kids that are, you know, four. Yeah.

And I think that the bottom end of those don't set in for until you're probably 45. You know what I mean? Probably, yeah. A lot of times the worst area of that so i think a lot of people the and i'm not saying that they can't work any scenario can work but that's the bottom end of that and then the bottom end of the other one is you know uh you basically have a girl that provides like no support for yourself like right where it's like all the things you might want in a traditional girl you get none of right you get none of but

she works yeah yeah so that's the that's the tail end of that one so there's money so it's where it's like all the things you might want in a traditional girl you get none of right you get none of but she works yeah yeah so that's the that's the tail end of that one so there's money so it's yeah it's just you're trading off at that point you're trading off so you sort of look at what the two lifestyles are and depending on the girl you you're trading off one for the other and generally the one that's like cooler and more your friend is going to be the closer one to the one that has her own life. Yeah. You know what I mean? Whereas the other one, like, you almost have, like, a glorified, like, assistant for a wife. Yeah, that's... That doesn't sound that good.

Right. Well, considering all the problems that assistants cause. Yeah, you have... Exactly. The paid assistants cause. What do you think the unpaid ones cause? And then you sort of patronize them. They're, like, you're essentially your assistant, but you basically talk to them like, oh, the boss. The old boss

didn't get my dry cleaning the boss is in charge of everything he's like what is she in charge of it's like I don't know mainly dinner

mainly dinner cleaning after dinner grocery shopping the chief over here the chief so I think that I think there's a lot of people pushing you into extremes right now of what you want and really for a lot of people you kind of want a bit of a taste of both

you know it's like when you go to a buffet yeah you don't want just one thing you want you want a couple you know you want you want this whole point of the buffet they don't have to be the coolest girl in the world but you want them to be like cool enough that you yeah you know can you know you want them to be out enough that you want them to be out. You don't want them to be out every night. You're right, but you want them to be

feminine, but you don't want them to just be totally not on your level. So you want kind of a mix of all that. You want cake and eat it too. Yeah, but you don't get

the full slice of cake when you have to eat it too. No, no, no. You just get a little mini cupcake. Uh-huh. Yeah. And girls are probably

the same thing. They're like, yeah, on paper, it's like, yeah, I want someone that has like my values, but also isn't like a total pussy and like everyone, no one respects him. No. No. No. Cause like those girls. Yeah.

You're right. Those girls generally like date like a, you know, a broke communist in their like twenties and then they were like, yeah, this kind of stings. Yeah. They love the ideals at first. And then they're like, yeah, we're getting kicked out for not paying our rent this kind of sucks yeah this stunks dating like a tortured artist yeah like his mandolin career is not taking off stand-up bass career it's the crappiest instrument well yeah so and if you're the guy

that's going to be the tortured mandolin player it's like you just you know you date her till she's like 27 then you trade it in for the 24 you keep trading up for someone who's like okay with that lifestyle at their age yeah of course it's an age-specific lifestyle absolutely i mean the biggest trap sometimes if you get older is is if you're not don't have uh like you're not with someone who's dating someone your own age because as a guy because if you're like in your mid-30s you're like oh i'm gonna date someone your own age you're like they're not gonna have a lot of runway for dicking around like they're gonna want to fucking get going real quick here yeah yeah so that's you kind of do all the math on it i'm sort of sick of everything being like binary from politics to you know the way to live your life it's like the truth is gender

yeah the best you heard it here first people but you know what i'm saying the people that i know that are like the most happy have like a balance of sort of both of the things yeah i think so it's sort of when they're saying like um uh and also on the topic of this where they kind of like there's this big article there's like gen z and millennial women are waking up to the lies feminists told them and they're fed up and there's a lot of girls that are sort of like in their 35 being like you know feminism lied to me it didn't work out well yeah they were just told that they wouldn't they could ignore their biology and would be fine without having kids and then they wanted them and well and then he just gets to the point where like you know

what i kind of do want kids you're like too bad yeah and i think the takeaway from that is probably it's true but the takeaway from that is don't be the other one the other don't be the version the other way around where you just like box yourself into the totally uh i mean every traditional thing in the world and then you fucking just kind of like unless you're just such that guy i mean whatever it's like it's just a again it's just a trade-off like not every woman has not everybody has kids just to lie to yourself and saying like you know the at a biological level it's literally the purpose of existing is just to reproduce you know but see that's right but my point that i'm making is it turned these women into like ideological soldiers and at the end of that line they're not happy

and i think the guy takeaway but when are women ever happy that's true but the guy takeaway of turning into like a male ideological soldier for some other shit i think ends you in the same place which is like not that happy yeah you kind of realize you wasted i don't think extremism is good in any capacity yeah yeah so there's this uh i told you my new year's resolution is to you know get more mad about stuff grind and well grind and get more mad about stuff and one of the things that i'm gonna get more hyped up about is climate change all right yeah we fucking fired up but there's this scientist he's a climate scientist right and he's kind of been uh popping off online you like this guy no so he's doing all he has all these photo shoots where he's just like he's fucking cross-legged and his whole deal well because the meditating is the only thing

that doesn't give him anxiety about the right and the articles are writing about this guy kind of like he's a hero right but to the point of what has been like kind of the threat of the last few things we were saying it's like this was maybe the worst life available to a guy is to be this fucking dweeb well he's has a mental illness this is just another way that we're yeah it is a mental illness and they're they're talking about this guy like he's amazing but it's pretty hilarious the way that this article shakes down climate scientist peter calmus visits a fossil fuel free homestead in maine looking not for solutions for climate change but a better way to survive and make peace with his grief. Because this guy's just like constantly grief stricken, right?

He has anxiety about the future, even though he will be fine. He's got a general anxiety about like later generations. Imagine listening to this guy and being like, this is a good way to live your life. He's like, what do you do? Well, it's like, well, I have to meditate two hours a day so I don't fucking...

So I don't cry the rest of it. Over what? I would go,'s uh just the climate you go it's pretty nice outside though for winter i know it's pretty nice though and it wasn't like the summer was crazy this is what he's living like off to the side peter kalmas sits alone his eyes are closed his toes are tucked beneath his body he's catching an occasional side eye from onlookers when i'm meditating i don't feel anxious he says explaining that he strives for two hours of meditation a day

to keep his client anxiety at bay otherwise it's completely overwhelming and you go he meditates to who do you think and honestly if you do think this is like a problem you go who do you think is actually more likely to solve the problem the guy meditating two hours a day so he could get through the day or like someone like Elon Musk is actually just doing stuff. And maybe some of them don't work, but he's still trying shit. Well, this guy meditates every day for two hours. Then the other two hours he stops traffic. Yeah, he is the just stop oil, dude. He is. He does all this stuff, right?

So this guy's like he's not going to help solve the problem at all if he does think it's a problem. So this guy's like he's not going to help solve the problem at all If he does think it's a problem And it's like the truth is At some point Like what is the point Of like living like this and they're sort of telling people Like it's an aspirational story to be like this hero He's probably getting

He sounds like he's married and has a family But he is probably getting tons Of fucking gross vegan pussy Do you see PETA's new thing? Which one? PETA released a video today, or yesterday, being like, this is your breakfast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it showed the eggs, and it goes, caca!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it shows the bacon, and it shows the milk, and it goes, moo! That doesn't make sense, though, with the eggs thing, because those, like, and again, I'm ignorant, and I didn't know this until fairly recently, at least the last 10 years, but you're like, eggs do not become chickens. What? Eggs don't become chickens. What? Eggs don't become chickens. What do they become?

Nothing. They have to be fertilized. If they're unfertilized, you're not snatching it away from becoming a chicken. Do they have to sit on them? No, they have to be fertilized by a hen, I guess. How do they fertilize an egg then? It's like jizz.

How does it get inside the egg? I have no idea. That's out of my pay grade. Don't they just put the eggs there and sit on them and they become chickens uh no they have to be fertilized they have to jizz on the egg so if there's not a what is it a rooster or a rooster sorry if there's not a rooster around then then they're just eggs they're just so they lay eggs even without a rooster banging them yeah and they would not become chickens like you it's not just like we're not snatching them away and then like eating them before they would become how does the jizz get in the egg it doesn't make sense i don't know because if you jizzed on the egg it wouldn't

see what seeps into the egg they rub their cloacas together johnny glover there you go what happens to fertilize they rub their cloacas together and then that's the transfer and then the egg gets fertilized but that's oh so they kind their cloacas together, and then that's the transfer, and then the egg gets fertilized. But that's before the egg. Oh, so they kind of do a thing first, and then the eggs come in after. So these eggs already weren't fertilized. Yeah.

Which means they won't become chickens. Correct. Well, also funny is they had to buy all this shit to make this breakfast to do their video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just crying the whole time. Many of us avoid thinking too deeply about the worst scenarios

of climate change he is fixated on them a hero calmus 49 thinks civilization is on the path to break down the biden administration is clueless on climate and then he might get fired from his job at nasa if he's arrested a third time for protesting what he views is downright madness and none of this article is going to be like maybe he should stop you know blocking people on their way to places yeah i mean yeah i feel there is obviously one part of me where you're like what if these guys are right you know like what if like literally because they're so i don't i don't think so but they're just such doom and gloomers where they're like yeah the world is gonna end in 50 years we're dead we're fucking dead 50 years this guy thinks it's like a year and a half

or whatever unless we do like the craziest rash shit and then kind of every normal person's like well we all know we're not doing that so i guess i like when they just post all the predictions of every time every year that it was gonna die before this but same as when they have one from 10 years ago that was really funny where it says uh in 10 years we're going to be having sex with robots and the guy posted it being like one year left let's go many of us avoid and then they go uh people don't want to talk about this stuff at parties so he feels weird and lonely i'm sure at his parties they want to talk about this i'm sure this guy's fucking not going to normal parties anymore no the search brought him to an unusual community called the possibility alliance a homestead where a small group of people is trying to figure out

how to live in a world headed for breakdown that's the worst thing you want to do is this just being of course it is and also it's the worst thing that you want to do and they also talked about for a little bit where the guy was thinking about being a prepper and having his bunker but like he can't because he's so politically on the other side that that lines it's a blurry line there it's a blurry line if he starts being a prepper people are going to start thinking that he's a conservative potentially right wouldn't want that i know but a homestead is where a small group of people and its leaders a shrew capitalism grow much of their own food and live without electricity they've decided to live their lives to protest,

living off the land as possible, and preparing the community for ecological disaster to host climate refugees. So they hate capitalism. Climate refugees? They want climate refugees. So they're going to have a farm and they're going to be able to take in a couple.

But that's like so when some island gets flooded and all those people have to move out of there and then they come to America as climate refugees. They're like, come on in. This guy's going to take a couple of them. Okay. That's good. A 2022 poll found almost two-thirds of Americans

say that they've been affected by extreme weather and they believe it was at least partially due to climate change. 27% of Americans are very worried about climate change. How many two-thirds of Americans have been affected by extreme weather? They're saying two-thirds. Have you ever been affected by extreme weather? They're saying two-thirds. And by the way... Have you ever been affected by extreme weather? No, of course not.

Have you ever been affected by extreme weather? And if you are, if you have anxiety about it, it's like articles like this. But like, does it count like my flight got cancelled because of the rain? This is the type of... Probably, right? Maybe. I'll tell you the effect he's had. Summer 2020,

he was sick. He sickened himself hiking in the California heat wave and then watched a wildfire burn a few miles from his California home, spewing smoke that left his voice raspy.

So this guy, there's like a wildfire and he's going hiking in the California sun in July. Yeah, you're like, I'm pretty sure California has been pretty hot for a while. Well, yeah,

it's crazy being like, listen to this shit that I've been going to. It was like when i was hiking through the desert in july you go well maybe don't hike through the desert in july and then there was a wildfire and i walked towards it yeah the smoke was bad it was like yeah regardless of climate wildfires aren't new yeah and that's what i'm saying and they're not wild and they're not new it's also funny i'm just having this like is one of the things that you might know about this guy is he doesn't like capitalism you're like oh why but the worst thing that you could do is if you're like this is find a bunch of other psychos like yourself to essentially uh yeah it's a cult it's a commune yeah and then you just they all do yeah the question is he on the top And he's getting all the sniz

I don't think he is Because he says he's a family And he makes his family Yeah So is fucking David Koresh pal Someone's getting the sniz Someone's getting the sniz For sure

Because it's mostly girls In this thing It's kind of like Exactly It's kind of like Taking the drama class And you know It's going to be in there

Climate anxiety That's chick written all over it That's true He opened up the table he'd been procrastinating for months on finishing the research he was running so this guy well he wanted to do some research but he's got sidetracked with protesting and crying and meditating that's what happens you know he felt he was letting the planet down because he hasn't been able to do his research uh anyone want to rub

peter's shoulders as he writes he's in the sense that you know what this time this guy's had the thing he's making his family it talks about how he makes his two kids so it's a crappy son to be or it's just like you're born into this family where it's like get your stuff the only thing he does he says he's take the train and the bus to like protest and then block the city and then he gets or brings his kids to some place to watch him dad like protest and then block the city. And then he gets her, brings his kids to some place to watch him. Dad get arrested. And then now he goes to these like weirdo meetings where they essentially

play folk music and he gives speeches where people give him back massages. So it's a real fuck. Does he get a back massage after, or I wonder, do you get it like while you're doing the speech? He's giving the speech. He basically, he's like,

okay, the back massage, you're bringing in. They start rubbing his shoulders and giving the speech. He basically, he's like, okay, the back massager, bring it in. They start rubbing his shoulders and he goes, we're due. It's over. But guys, everyone, yeah, everyone snaps. And then, but I just, the reason I think it's so funny is they write all these articles being like, listen to how great this guy is.

He just fucking meditates five hours a day. He hasn't been able to go to his work. He thinks he might get fired because he hasn't been able to do research for two months because he's too worried. Pretty sick, right? Hey, good on NASA. What a hero. He hasn't been able to go to his work. He thinks he might get fired because he hasn't been able to do research for two months because he's too worried. Pretty sick, right? Good on NASA for keeping this hero employed. All it takes to be a hero to this kind of like

these super political ideologues is just to be like, we're fucked. Yeah, we're fucked. And everyone's like, you are great. Yeah. You're spreading the good word, my friend. You go, what's the good word? That we're dead. Well, it's unverifiable. It's an unverifiable claim. It's a crazy unverifiable claim.

I know. Yeah, we're dead. And you go, well, when are we going to find out? I don't know. 500 years. And they're really hyping up the idea that it's like he's in the right. You know what I mean? So they go, Gen Zers are suffering from menu anxiety is another one.

Yeah. I'll tell you, you've never suffered from menu anxiety. I suffer from menu anxiety. Not enough items on the menu Makes me anxious One of each my friend And some are scared to order off The food menu at restaurants

This one I actually do But it's just like a new term alert Menu anxiety Menu anxiety I do get that sometimes Where you go to a thing And then you're just like You know

The only way to calm That menu anxiety Is you just copy Someone else's order Everyone knows that Yeah yeah But it's funny saying 86% of Gen Z Have been impacted

By menu anxiety So they're sort of Taking a This is what they do They sort of take Like a normal thing That people have Where you're just like

Oh there's a lot of Things on this menu I'm not sure One went to one again Well that's like A real thing That's like decision fatigue Right

And they're saying like No that's like good and you have it because you're an anxious person. You're valid. Yes, thank you. You hit the nail on the head of what I've been trying to say. And then they're just like, what's coos coos? That's what they're basically trying to spin it like you are valid. Everything you're experiencing, it's like. It's all valid.

When really these need actual answers and the answer is you get the same thing one of your buddies is getting you can trust to get good orders or you just ask go 50 50 with your check and you have hers that's the server you know what's what do you recommend i can't trust the servers man they're gonna be some fucking had the grossest thing i've ever had in my life the other day what it was like a fish uh basically like a patty of fish crab Crab cake? Something like that. Was it a crab cake? I don't, yeah, I guess.

Okay. But it wasn't crab, it was fish. Oh, so it was a fish cake. It was a fish cake, yeah. It was basically, they took a bunch of fish and then put it into a cake, so it's like a patty of fish. Fried though. I don't know if it was fried or what, but it was fucking frying my brain trying to eat

it. I've never been so gross. I took one bite and I spit it out in the garbage. Where was the restaurant? What the fuck is this shit? Where was it? Not at a restaurant. Oh, not at a restaurant.

Gefilte fish? Well, it's supposed to be super good for you. I think Ryan got caught up in some gefilte fish. What's gefilte fish? It's like a Jewish delicacy. It's like a white fish kind of patty thing. It's gross. It was fucking nasty, dude.

They basically grind up a bunch of fish and put it into like a burger situation. Yeah, it's gefilte fish. Have you ever eaten that? Of course. I don't like it, though. It's so gross. I'm a huge fan of gefilte fish. So a bunch of OnlyFans stars are horrified.

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a weird one because he said he was like we're gonna do a shock to the economy and then everyone's saying look at this the economy got shocked and he's kind of like yeah that was the plan we're devaluing their currency yeah but sort of like obviously it's cnn or whatever but like even their economists have been saying like oh he's like doing a bad job but you're just like and they keep saying the currency's devalued by 50 he was like no the currency was inflated and he brought it back to its market level that was the whole deal yeah i guess yeah i mean we'll see this stuff is takes so much time to work out like to just say oh this thing happened and therefore bad you're like i don't know yeah but that was the whole deal is and this is they're essentially dollarized anyways so yeah the whole

deal with when you're arguing with like libertarian versus like keynesian economics or whatever the argument against it if you're being reasonable is like it's too much of a shock at a short period of time so you need to do it slowly yeah like even when you're talking about like you know it's stuff super fast yeah stuff can break in the reasonable argument against it is that even when you're talking about like automation or whatever right yeah you know the tucker carlson sort of wing of that you know thought is kind of the argument is that it's going to put too many people out of jobs too quick so you've got to do this stuff way slower and put regulation to stop it that's the sort of argument the other way right and the argument for it is that when you get involved you're going to make it worse so it's kind of like

his his thinking is like you have to take your medicine. Yeah, he's just, let's take it fast. This is the argument. Do you take the medicine fast or do you take the medicine slow? Some people would say, do you take the medicine never and just keep partying? Yeah, keep partying, which is what we're doing in America. Keep the party fucking going. Keep the lines going.

Keep the punch bowl full. Keep just printing money. Just keep the party fucking going, right? But this OnlyFans star said, there's two of them. OnlyFans star is horrified after discovering she has a tax bill of $176,000. Aussie OnlyFans creator Tasha Page is devastated after seeing the tax bill. So no one's telling these guys to pay fucking taxes, man.

The only thing true in life, death and taxes. But it's just hilarious if you're just going to turn all these OnlyFans stars into essentially Austrian economists. Yeah, they're not popped. She's like,

yeah, why should I pay taxes on the output of my body? That's literally her argument. I know, I know. You go, all right. I will and can complain about this she said to her two thousand seventy one thousand followers my tax bill is a hundred and fifty thousand after the last twelve months

and I have to pay twenty six thousand dollars at the top for GST which is apparently because my body is an object if I going on that was like I specifically shouldn't have baby you go what does gst stand for good zen and what's the second part and and no no what was this what's the s stand for services okay so no i think you're falling under that part what's like but literally her income is just being taxed as income the same as any other income and you're like you have the easiest job but she's like the government is taking part of my body because of sexism. And you're just like, yeah, you're right. It sucks, doesn't it?

Yeah. Yeah, well, do something about it, I guess. Maybe some sort of International Waters Only fans a boat. Oh my God. Dude, that'd be a smart thing for like an Only fans pimp.

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lot of say in probably, I've got to be honest. Just pack the shipping container. OnlyFans, then another one, OnlyFans star says she shouldn't have to pay tax because their work feels like a public service so they're looking for every loophole in the book shut up just say you don't like taxes public but it's just funny because a lot of the people that support this would be the same people be like look

at these companies tax loopholes and she's like i shouldn't have to pay tax because but i'm doing as charity and it was like oh okay and how much were you paid for your public service it was like well quite a bit of money it's like quite handsomely well yeah you would you wouldn't have to pay tax if you actually did a public service and didn't get paid for it well then start it as a charity and be a non-profit and don't make as much money yeah there's no good way no they get you the bottom line is they get you no matter how you do it yep oh yeah they're gonna get you i just want to read a of sometimes people comment on uh videos and stuff and every now and then if i'm in like an airport or a plane i'll like click on

their profile and look through on facebook because i have good ones yeah and it's always uh uh people that you know misinterpret your things you know the people that get uh tricked by your posts where you like do a satire post? Yeah, yeah. Well, this guy, I did one of those. I can't remember exactly what it was. He goes, how about you fuck off or something like that? It was on Facebook?

On Facebook, yeah. And this guy, I just clicked on his profile, and it was him. He's got Oakley sunglasses on and just like a 300-pound wife sitting beside him. And I just thought his first post I looked at, it was just like making me making me fucking cry he goes my definition of a true friend goes something like this a true friend is someone that you can leave at your house and you can just leave them there someone that you could leave your most valuable possessions and not hide or move anything that's a true friend his first post is that's what he considers a true friend you can have him over and you don't fucking put your VCR in the closet

sounds like a buddy of his robbed him sounds like that's related to something that is the type of someone over who turns out to be not a true friend and he just sits on Facebook all day being like fucking Biden supporter fuck off

true friend someone that you can bring him over to your house and you don't have to lock up the cabinets how many likes we got on that banger zero

zero likes everything you had was zero likes ah it's tough every once in a while it was just like sometimes I feel like I should just like

pick someone that's like writing a lot of comments against me and just like do a montage of all their shit it's always so funny dude Facebook is a fucking bizarro land yeah and i was complaining about this now but i think twitter has become just as bad as facebook for me right now twitter it's different i mean it's still like for breaking news and stuff it used to be for breaking news and my argument is

because they made uh essentially what happened was they made a business model out of you can make money off of just posting everyone else's content right so on other platforms you can't make money by just taking the top viral videos for the week and post them people can react to them yeah but you can't just post a video and be like here's the top youtube is they would demonetize you or the person takes or the other person gets the money right and there's a million companies that do it for you twitter is the only one where you actually get, like if someone posts your video, they actually make the money from it, right?

They make the money, yeah. So it's become, you know, if you have a lot of followers, all you do is you just essentially hire someone for, you know, seven bucks an hour in some other country and be like, go find the top videos on these 12 places and just like repost them on my thing. Yeah. Pay someone 30

bucks a day and you make 70 bucks a day and that's your business model right then you do that on 20 different accounts so it's instead of twitter being breaking news in my opinion it's where videos go at the end of their viral cycle now yeah i mean you see for sure there's some shit where you see over and over again and then people will purposely post fake shit like uh on christmas they're like the the christmas tree at rockefeller center's on fire pro-palestinian people live on fire and that was like from two years ago or something that happened but then they just post it as this happening right now because they know it'll just get tons of yeah dude you see stuff and it'll be like oh this politician got knocked out and you're like oh that, that was in 1994. So I don't know.

I personally don't like it. I think that's a pretty quick fix is you just say like, and it's obviously every platform has that. There's like meme curators and all that stuff, but it's like the difference is

they're not making money so it doesn't take over the platform in the same way. Yeah, I agree. So anyways, happy new year to everyone. Happy new year. Do you have any,

what's your, do you have any actual resolutions your do you have any actual resolutions for 2024 no i think one thing i want to focus on is probably like hiring i think i'd like to hire uh one or two really good people and sort of just like expand the business and someone that's like someone that's like really good at um because i think everything's sort of streamlined now and i think it's time to like add someone that's like funny you can edit you know what i mean like just kind of like the unicorn yeah build the business here and sort of like expand the amount of stuff that we do at the podcast studio and stuff like that so just kind of focus on i feel like last year was focused on

like streamlining and which is good we got the new studio we have stuff like that we have i kind of have a day that i film here every week we have like sort of a routine for it and i kind of have my touring schedule under control and then i think next year is now that things are sort of like streamlined is focusing on expanding a bit more the employee that's kind of what i've been thinking about last year i was really focused on like just kind of yeah because it was just like the year before i think it was like way too all over the place and then i way more streamlined it in a way that like my brain had more power i was like acts i was like a little more zoned in and then i think now that things are like zoned in it's time to like expand it a bit um but also one thing we should do is just a shout out so kind of a sad thing

but friend of ours and pretty good buddy of mine actually neil nanda yeah he's a comedian hilarious he's you know done tons of late night like big on the internet and stuff like that and we were with him he was he came to my party after my show and then danny did his show he came to that and we were so i've hung out with him both nights two weekends ago in toronto and then we come to a few days before christmas we find out and the day after his birthday apparently found out that he committed suicide and uh you know what it was a year where it's like it's anyone who follows comedy kind of sees that it just like happens a lot it's like you know i don't know anyone in any other business that has knows more people that have killed

themselves yeah and honestly it honestly, this one does suck because he was like, dude, he just moved in New York. And he was like kind of pumped up. When I saw him, he was like pumped up and he was so funny. He was bragging to Danny. He was saying Danny's clothes were fucking, he's telling Danny, he was like,

look at this, why'd you buy this for 50 bucks? This shirt right here, $1,000. He's telling me I need to buy more Gucci. Yeah, he's telling me. I need more Gucci. Well, he's so funny right he's like such an over-the-top dude he's like a indian dude from atlanta yeah that almost like he's so over the top that it kind of seems like he's like putting it on but he's actually just

like grew up in atlanta and he talks like that and does comedy like that but i don't know he always like made me laugh because he was like a maniac and just like hilarious and he does really good on stage and it is crazy because there was probably like four of them this year i mean in toronto how many do we know like six or seven like it just if you follow comedy you watch probably comedians posting about this like way too much and it is a i don't know down in toronto we know you i can think of five oh i mean here's one groove bar remember that guy right off the bat oh yeah oh i think i think you said this year no not this year we don't know the year before there was one yeah yeah yeah it happens what happens too much and i told you i've been watching these like wrestling shows like i watched the iron claw and it was just like so crazy the four people in that

family and it's like there are certain things where it just is like dude like this industry does like just fucking eat people up and spit people out and it was just like the hours the traveling the fucking stuff so i think that yeah when people are doing something like that you do need to remember to i was talking to troy bond about this too because he was like really good buddies with him and he was like yeah sometimes you do need to almost like stop for a second because it is just always so like go go go what's the next thing and sometimes you just need to like stop and stop and smell the roses stop and smell the roses like a little bit yeah which i never do because yeah you just like can just be on like a hamster wheel

or whatever yeah yeah for sure but it does like fucking blow and i was just watching the reason i brought up the wrestling thing it was like that industry was like that too it's like just so many of them uh that were like wrestlers it's like just so many of them uh that were like wrestlers it's just like well they were getting actual head injuries though some of them were that a lot of them no the the movie the iron claw like three of the brothers uh committed suicide yeah but they all have cte is what i'm saying they all have the head injuries like the junior say you know i didn't put that together so that's a part of it but the also the other part of it is though it's like these jobs are like traveling 13

days on and 14 days off like i was gone for it of the last seven days for the last five months and honestly it did like was like rough on me i mean the wrestling is they're insane like you hear like them talk about the old days where they're like yeah who did 300 shows a year on like house shows and stuff and your body's all wrecked or whatever but i think that you know it's the but the problem but the reason i'm bringing it up is that you when you watch those docs it was like it reminds me so much of so many comedians you're just like on the road every day and then you come back and it's always like i think another big part of it is you people are just like always auditioning like you're just oh there's so much

rejection constantly it's a little bit better yeah so much rejection you're always just like looking for another job like like think about that because think about like the reason why people that are always like constantly like dating and never have a girlfriend it's just like you're just like always hunting yeah and then same people get a regular job you'd be like you're up for a promotion every week yeah and that's just fucking stresses you out maybe like once a year or something yeah're never, you're always just like trying to get like that next thing, that next job or whatever. And I think that shit and then being judged and then you always kind of, you're never like settled because you're always like all over the place.

So it's like all the things that, you know, you kind of have community, but at the same time, like we have our little community, which I think is like good. Yeah. Like, you know, even just like our squad with like, I'll tell you one thing that i do feel like a lot of times when i'm just like only by myself like let's say i'm just like kind of on the road or uh kind of doing my own thing and just like you feel like you're just one guy yeah as opposed to like you know even when it's at a club and it's like our little squad and jj and like you know even like corinne and when like

there's like a gang together you actually the lack of like when you do feel like you're just like one guy in the like universe by yourself i've it's like such a yeah it's lonely i guess it is for sure but you don't even have like lonely like totally the right word isolating and just like bad for you yeah for sure i think they've done so much studies where it's like so i think that's the only like when you feel like you're just way too much just it's just you and you're not like around anyone and you don't have any people that you like you do have to almost like work for that like the truth is because i could easily just never do that but it's almost like you have to go out of your way was like even the other day i was like uh probably like a couple weeks ago and i think it

was like jay and jay uh jay jay and chay and stuff were at brooklyn or whatever and I was like, probably like a couple weeks ago, and I think it was like JJ and Che and stuff were at Brooklyn or whatever. And I was like, I had shit to do, and I wasn't going to do comedy that night. But I was just like, I went there because I was like, you just want to be like a round squad or whatever. Yeah, of course. But I think that you do have to make a point to do that stuff or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah. But I think that's my takeaway. Because yeah yeah this stuff does like seem to happen too much and probably the best thing to remember is like you have to like have people around you that like you know what i mean or like actual friends and shit like that you can't just be like a guy out there in the world by yourself it's like you know it's not healthy no no but it was a bummer that he was like super funny guy so shout out uh and that does happen too much so that was i wanted to say that at the end because i like really liked him yeah

yeah we're just hanging out with him i know just with him right there we go and i always feel like i feel like me too a certain guy like me um and i i'm just saying this because there's probably maybe some people that are resonating with that shit and are in similar situations but like i always i i feel like i've always sort of been like attracted to like the dark side of things yeah you know what i mean like even even in like the band see like i've always been attracted to like the trouble like people that are kind of troubled yeah maybe yeah exactly like i like like maniacs or whatever but i think that i've always had enough like friends and like almost like positivity as well like you know what i mean around me yeah that i've never really like sunken into like some of these like bad places that some of these people

get into yeah but if you're gonna be in that if you're gonna be like around sort of like just like darkness kind of you know always you need to balance it out with like positivity yeah something and it's always generally like you know it's not as nothing's as bad as you think it is nothing general like there's i think that famous thing it gets better with the people who jump off the bridge or whatever like the golden gate bridge and they're who go to kill themselves and they like all the people survived and they're all like the moment i jumped off i regretted it you know yeah but not everybody survives them it kind of bums you out too because you're just like there's not that you're like oh you could have done something but you also think like fuck who else is you know who else that you like is in your crew

of people that you kind of know that you wouldn't even have any clue like of course you ever see that commercial that was like recently i mean people i kind of made fun of it because girls were um you know reposting this like being like oh i'm sorry man do you have problems or whatever but it was basically like a dude and it was he was at like a football game and there was the other guy the one guy was kind of sitting there looking really solemn and the other guy was like let's fucking go we want to do a shot and the guy was sort of sitting there and like you know the implication was he was depressed and then at the end of it it was like um then he killed himself and then the they cut it and it was actually the guy who was like all pumped up yeah yeah the guy kind of reminded me

of what just happened if i'm being for sure yeah yeah yeah it was like the guy that was like let's fucking go and pumped up and then that was the guy but you kind of think you're like who else i wonder if there's anyone like in your crew right now that's like that or whatever. It's a hard thing to prevent, though, to be honest, in terms of... Yeah, so I guess you're more trying to take the advice for yourself. I don't know if there's a ton you can do for your friends or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. Especially as you get older, because as much as you have people in your life,

you're never going to be in their life to that extent extent oh yeah you know like exactly you know you only everybody only has like really like a few few close people so to kind of go back to the original thing with the hermosy thing it was like you can't just live like i don't think it's health i don't think it's very healthy to just live like if you can't help me there's no you know what i mean yeah yeah like transactionally like just just everyone i think you want to to some degree be like that but you can't just be like that no no so do you have anything he's an odd case so okay so ending that sort of negative obviously but uh whatever it was kind of like a bummer. Is there any positive things? What are you feeling positive about in 2024? Trump 2024?

No. I'm actually hoping for a Biden. Is this segment making you feel uncomfortable? No. No. I hadn't really thought about it. What I'm hopeful, just, you know, more podcasting, more The Boys cast, just fucking ripping it up. Just shredding.

Just fucking. just fucking ripping it up. Just shredding. Just fucking... The most thing that I'm probably pumped about is just more gnar getting shredded. Fucking gnar. I'm just going to hang more tens. I'm going to shred more gnar.

There's nothing that's going to stop the amount of gnar that's going to get shredded in 2024. Me and Danny will both be coming to Europe. So we're going to fucking... Pump for Europe, yeah. We're going to shred a lot of fucking gnar in Europe I wonder if it's gonna be They're gonna have some of that sweet sweet global warming there

If it's gonna be cold as balls It's probably gonna be a little bit cold as balls But I think some of those places are a little closer to New York than like Canada Yeah I know what the UK is But I'm definitely gonna shred gnar Definitely everyone's New Year's resolution To not let fucking the 2024 election like fucking take over your brain.

No, no. Really what I'm hoping for is that just comedy. I was, our boy Rory Price or whatever, I was just reading a tweet from him because he's been all like breaking down. He used to be the head of Amazon Studios and he's been breaking down how there's like just no comedies anymore.

Yeah. But he's actually like quantifying it by percentage. He's like, this is what there used to be and this is how few good yeah so the hope is that that shit comes back because that'll just be kind of a return to normalcy in general i mean we can make a movie now yeah i know but i mean like the ones where there's like the appetite from like this where does it go yeah exactly like the netflix's and like the really high tier and like literally like you know putting them in theaters so is it like he's this is his opinion that it sort of bottomed out or is his opinion that it's like no he's just saying

there's this huge hole that used to be occupied by and people obviously have a huge appetite for comedy because it's bigger than ever yeah it's just it's crazy so we're just kind of it's sort of it's sort of a good and a bad thing because in some ways the what happened was you know the people that were on the outside sort of took over and that became the inside like the biggest people in the world they're guys running their little businesses on the internet and just touring around and posting their clips and stuff like that those are the biggest people in the world right now doing their podcast i mean yes and no though because still they were you know netflix started releasing their their data and

shit and you're like the the hours watched for shit in their top shows is still probably bigger than... Other than Mr. Bean. Yeah, but I'm talking about for comedy. For comedy, yeah. For comedy. Well, I guess the hope is that those two things...

Netflix, yeah, was always making comedy, but they weren't making... I bet you if you watch, look at Righteous Gemstones, though they're big. But all of the biggest comedies were just ones that...

Or just movies. ...were made with crazily famous people, right? Yeah, exactly. So that's your hope for 2024 that's positive? Are you saying you think that's positive or you just hope for it? I hope for it. It seems like things are going to trend in that direction at some point. It has to because things have to bottom out, right?

Yeah, exactly. There's going to be no comedy anymore? Well, I'll tell you one thing that I've noticed trend-wise is that things were getting really, really overproduced. And I've actually watched a guy doing a YouTube video kind of describing this, but I've been saying this because even to the people that work with me as editors and stuff like this, I've said, like, this is the thing I've noticed. And I've even, some of the videos that I've made is you almost got forced to be like yeah like everything everywhere and people figured out how to like hack algorithms by being like bells and whistles everywhere so everything kind of felt like a like subtitles and this and that and you know just cutting really fast and sounds and you know sound effects and stuff on screen and that sort of like i think people got like fatigued

with that yeah so it's gone back to a bit more of a natural thing that people want to see. You know that guy, that super jacked 21-year-old kid? He has like 3 million subscribers on YouTube in the last year, basically. And all his thumbnails are just like a frame. Just like some random frame. He's super jacked, though. He's like massive. Yeah, there's a lot of that.

And he just puts these 30-minute vlogs out. Yeah yeah produce it all they're just cut well i've noticed because i i always didn't like that stuff that much but like you have to do it to some extent it was just kind of like it's very hard to like fight just completely like the truth it's just like when you're when you're going on stage it's like if there's a certain like jokes per minute kind of vibe yeah and if you want to go do way less it's just gonna people are just gonna not like it they feel because they're like well you're you're sort of hypnotized into like a vibe right so if everything's that you can do less but you you can't completely ignore like the vibe of what people are experiencing at that moment you know you just have to like match it to some degree and i've noticed that yeah natural stuff

has been doing like a little better and it's like i've i've definitely in my own stuff being gone a little more raw which is back to what i like doing yeah i agree yeah i don't know and maybe less crowd work on the internet i'm hoping for i don't think that's gonna happen you don't think so no but we can hope yep all right i think groundwork should just be back to like it's one of the many things that people do. It's not just people's whole thing. Yeah, exactly. I'm not saying gone forever. I'm just saying not the main course.

I would agree. I don't want it to be the main course. Yeah. And thank you to everyone who's been listening. You're the best. We love you all. And patreon.com slash the boys cast where we do a bonus episode every single week.

Peace. See you in 2024.