The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Japanese Politician with No Arms and Legs has Multiple Affairs, & The Most Insane Fat Reddit

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

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ryanlongstore.com. Danny Polish, Chuck. Uh-huh. This is his last day doing the podcast as Mr. Polish, Chuck. I think we said last week, too. May have screwed it up. And then I remember thinking about it after the fact.

I go, wait, no, I'm going to have another one. Yeah. How are you feeling? Getting ready to go. Have you been practicing? My wife after the fact. I go, wait, no, I'm gonna have another one. Yeah. How you feeling? Getting ready to go? Have you been practicing? My wife in the mirror. That's the only reason to do it, you know? I mean, it's been a bit of an actual nightmare,

but I had all this stuff with my fucking, I got a suit made and then like I got this, like there's a place in Queens that they make these like I had a really good suit from there before. Jordan Peterson? Yeah, kind of. No, no, but for the last like three months i've been dealing with they had to like get this custom-made suit and then i went in to pick it up on saturday morning and i'm leaving like it's tuesday now i'm like leaving in fucking why is the ass cut out of it oh my god is that

not what you wanted so anyways i pick it up and they're like yeah it looks great and then i take it home and then on saturday night i try it on and like one of the sleeves was shorter than the other sleeve like noticeably shorter and like the pants were all weird so then yesterday morning i like called them at like nine a.m too much space in the crotch yeah too much i'm like hey like this i can't even wear this suit and they're like all right come in so i was like fucking run around all day yesterday and then i feel like it's queens it's not like that's a hassle oh it sucked and then but the thankfully they were because i was like you have to fix this right now otherwise i can't wear it and they're like okay and then luckily they did but it was just a fucking

nightmare yesterday would you consider doing a full vows of my wife jews don't do vows thankfully you don't do oh they don't do vows okay i don't know how jewish weddings work they just you walk in and then i guess like you may now shake down the person is that is it the thing where you may now you may you may now something something and then you basically go in their pocket they go in your pocket you do a spit shake sort of situation i'll tell you what I was doing I was just at a wedding too and I was like I'll tell you what the doorman of these fancier hotels they're really

really work for their tip and it's annoying well you walk down the door the guy is like they see you potentially opening the door for yourself they go no I know I know and you're just like I opened doors you're like you're having like a literal tug of war with your backpack. They don't want you opening a door.

I got it. It's fine. You know what else? I'm the same, too, because sometimes I'll have one bag, and I'm like, I got it. And they're like, no. I can grab my stuff. They're like, no, it's going to be $10. And you're like, I can just grab my own thing.

You're like, I can carry my own backpack. It really does feel like what the guys, it was a revolving one. It was like, this guy was basically kicking my legs out at the thought that I might walk in the door on my own. I mean, I understand if you show up and you're like, oh, I have luggage for four people. Just walking through the door.

Yeah. And then he makes small talk with you too. So he picks up, I have literally a backpack. He goes, I'll take that. And I go, yeah, okay. And then he takes it and he's like, so where are you going? Where are you from?

I was just like, I'm walking four meters with a backpack i'm fine i do not need this do not require this thank you though do not require it you know what else i was sort of thinking though um does it always say there's always that thing that girls actually say like you know one of the reasons we have to you know guys should pay more on a day is because we wear these make we wear the makeup spend all this money right sure okay no what they don't do for the guys though is a purse that was the main one i was thinking when you go well i have to spend all this money on this you're like okay but your purse is five thousand dollars and no guy likes that or would notice yeah nobody cares it's uh strictly for you it would be like the guy it would be like

a grown man standing there with his like the guy It would be like a grown man Standing there with his like sneaker collection And being like you think I want to have Like 9000 sneaker collections Well a watch is fine yes watch for sure But it's even more crazy But it's not as bad the other way around Because I feel like it's more likely that girls

Could notice a fancy watch than guys Could notice like what purse costs Guys know like Well they're dumber with that stuff right I don't know I know a Louis Vuitton bag could notice a fancy watch, then guys can notice what purse costs. Guys know... Well, they're dumber with that stuff, right? Sure. So it's even less fixed.

I don't know. I know a Louis Vuitton bag is not cheap, I guess. But could you tell the difference? Fuck no. Like between a real one and a fake one? I couldn't even tell

the difference between... Dude, that's the thing. I can't tell the difference between a Louis Vuitton purse and a wallet. You don't know the difference between a purse and a wallet? I don't.

I mean, that is the thing is like when really rich people are like, yeah, I just wear all fake shit. I'm not stupid. I don't. I mean, that is the thing, is when really rich people are like, yeah, I just wear all fake shit. I'm not stupid. Is that, you know people that do that? Well, yeah, because they go, there's like a level of,

you hear it with rappers and stuff, too, where they're like, yeah, none of my jewelry is real, because you literally, it's like, poor, you gotta flex with really expensive jewels, and then, because people assume they're fake. Once you're rich, you're right, you're like, Bill Gates is gonna have a fake watch on? No, no, not Bill Gates,

but I'm saying, like, once you reach like a certain level then the assumption now becomes that it's real so then you're like yeah who cares who do you know that does that like rich jews i used to hear about you hear about like celebrities and stuff where they're like yeah i don't know i wear like fake shit i don't care or like rappers who are like yeah all my diamonds are fake i don't go out yeah because it is sort of true imagine a girl because a girl being like oh you're you got fake stuff on, and you're like, okay, well, I'm still rich. Yeah, I'm rich, so obviously it's not. The whole reason is to signal to people that I'm rich.

And I am. How about I just show you my bank account? Yeah, exactly. The whole point is to social signal, so then you're like... Do they like the way it looks or something? Yeah, they like the way it looks, and they're like, yeah, I don't know, fucking Rube.

Also, we don't even use watches, so you're like, oh, it's bad. The other one works a little better as a watch. Like, who gives a shit I'll tell you who's sharp as a tack Joe Biden Now this man I mean I will say

Not to be a Biden apologist But like they're getting really deceptive With a lot of these editing Like there was the one thing where he's wandering around And they're like yeah you cut off the guy he was waving to There was like literally a guy over there You cut it off and then it's just like Joe Biden waves at the ocean and you're like no there was a guy right there danny new york post-ball show very danny here's the thing there's so many fucking things

of him being insane well the one video i discredits the thing is the one video i saw you know it does look like the the meme of john travolta when he's in the thing. Totally. But it's funny. There's no shortages, though. This is what I'm saying. Why take one and make it up? You're like, there's a million of them. Well, the New York Post video.

Are you talking about the New York Post thing? Yeah, the New York Post. And with the parachuter or whatever. I don't know the parachuter. Basically, they're like, he's wandering around waving to no one. And you're like, no, you cut off the guy he was waving to. There was a guy right there. Okay, so you think the New York Post is is up to some some i mean new york post

rupert murdoch and does not a big biden guy big trump guy and i know what they're doing you know what they're up to interesting yeah okay what do you think of all these celebrities like jack black that are doing that in my opinion like what does jack black get out of it because he did a big thing where he went out there he believes it he's drinking the kool-aid i don't think is that true money because do you think i'm sure jack back has friends in high school in hollywood and stuff like that and talks to people and it pretty seems like a pretty normal guy and i do agree he's probably a democrat but like yeah i think i can't imagine him and his buddies are like biden's the goat. They probably think, whatever. No, no, no. It's not Biden's the goat. It's still just Trump is bad.

It's still just like Trump is just worse. Yeah, so it's kind of just still in that. We can't do another round two of Trump by all means necessary. So, you know, I'm sure he doesn't love Biden being the president, but he's just like, this is way better than Trump. And whatever I have to do to not have Trump win, I'll do. So you think this is like, I'll do whatever I have to do to not like have Trump win I'll do so you think if this is them like I'll do whatever I gotta do to and uh to not have Trump and yeah and you think it'll

help and you think it'll help me coming and doing a big performance yeah like I don't know if it's like a gonna be a career boost for him I don't know what's he done even has he done anything I have trouble seems like he's been relegated to like cartoons like oh you think so I don't know i don't know what movies he's been you're right i guess maybe this gets in the limelight a little bit i guess but like not in a even like liberal people are like oh that's what i'm saying jack black's cool guy that's why you're like what's the benefit for them i don't know i don't i really don't know you think see to me i i have a hard time believing these hollywood people don't do anything that they think is like a move. Yeah,

that's true. You know what I mean? Especially when it gets to that level. They never really go off book. They're always doing moves. You know what I mean? So they, like,

how many, like, even when those girls, like, remember when celebrities were all doing the videos where they were singing in the videos and everyone was calling them crappy

or whatever? Those weren't like, they asked him and he just said yes. Those, like, that went through their agent and they were like, oh, I think this would be a good opportunity for you. Yep. Those weren't like, they asked him and he just said yes. Those like, that went through their agent and they were like, oh, I think this would be

a good opportunity for you. Absolutely. They're very tactical. There were people who probably were like, their agent was like, hey, would you be willing to do this?

And they're like, absolutely. And then they go, what's going on with that? They go, they pick someone else. 100%. Exactly.

You didn't get the cut. You didn't get it. There were more famous people who wanted to do this. Well, that's kind of what I'm seeing with Jack Black. I wonder like, you know how you get like,

Hollywood people get like, scripts or whatever? Yeah. Like, did he get the script of, like, hey, we're thinking we have a new performance for you. You go out there and say Biden's the sharpest attack or whatever? I mean, I guess there is a... Your toughest performance yet? There is a possibility that they just were like, we'll give you a hundred grand or something. I do think so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a couple hundred. I don't think that one's on the house for sure. Yeah. But I also don't think Jack Black needs money that's what i was saying no no but sometimes like the thing is like the fundraisers you think like yeah you know you do it for free because you're like no you don't no you've never performed at a fundraiser i have but i'm saying like i feel like the political ones maybe you're like there's just the cachet of

being involved in them is like they have more more money. Yeah. Yeah. They have tons of money. Even if a Democrat party being like, obviously where this one's on the house, right? You're like, are you fucked? Radio City Music Hall, when Biden did it, it's like they raised like $30 million that night or something. So yeah, they definitely have the cash. I don't know. I don't know why he would do it.

I'm looking at his IMDB. It's all just Kung Fu Panda and Super Mario Brothers. He tours with the band though. And Tenacious D stuff. Tenacious D video game. Ooh! That's one of his video games. Sorry.

So there's one of the topics we're going to do fat stuff today because there's the whole thing. We have probably the best Reddit of all time. And also it's topical because me and Danny just went to Sumo. So we went to Sumo yeah so we went to we went to sumo wrestling in Brooklyn sucks

stinks sumo wrestling sucked you know how many people it wasn't sumo wrestling that's a good scale you know how many people I posted because I originally

I posted I was like hyped for sumo and then all these people but then I posted on my story on Instagram and then all these people were messaging me being like

oh that's so fucking sick I'm going next week exactly okay I gotta clear some things up. Did you message them all? No, I had to post being like this is terrible. Don't go. But no, because people were like, I have tickets next week and they're like I mean, this was

we went to this thing. So it was essentially an hour and a half thing. Two hours. Two hours. Two hours long. And it was essentially you're like, oh, it's Chase Reina is the one who told us about it. And then he bailed. So Derek has also bought the tickets. Derek Drescher also bailed.

So I was like a tag along on this event. We all were. All the tag alongs came. Next thing you know, I'm fucking front and center in this puppy. So we go to this thing. It's basically, there's six sumo wrestlers. They're not fat, for starters. This guy's 250 pounds. Yeah. But it's basically there's six sumo wrestlers they're not fat for starters this guy's 250 pounds yeah but it's a demonstration it would be like the equivalent of if you like you danny said it

best if you went to football men if you want men's league but if you went to football and then the guy did a 10 minute instruction about who's ready to watch some football and the guy goes okay so this is a sled when we're practicing it what you do is you put your shoulder here and then sort of stand like that and then bum-dum. And then it goes, ready? And then the coach blows his whistle. He blows his whistle and then he goes, go. They just drive everything.

So what happens is, yeah, the referee comes in. This is the referee. He's going to stand and wave at you guys for a little bit. And then what he does is he stands over there and see how whistle is. Has anyone ever seen a whistle? Put your hands up if you've seen a whistle. And then the guy was killing time. Yeah.

And the whole thing was killing time. He goes, he started showing us how they practice. And he goes, the guy's 250 pounds. They have six, they have six, six fighters. But I was going to say there's about 60 seconds of actual sumo matches. 20 minutes each Well no there were three Because they kept like

They did a little tournament Between the six of them It was the whole Actual sumo wrestling Which some of it Seemed very fake Like some of it They were faking it

On top of that I don't think all of them Were fake Like when the two big guys Fought each other At the end Half and half was fake Well the two big

They seemed like Well you could see Some of them Going harder than the other No the big ones They at least Tried a little bit Yeah yeah But like when the 400 pound guy went up against the 250 pound guy and the 250 pound guy

won you're like yeah it seemed like he was like toss me and then he like kind of like it seemed very much like wrestling whereas at least like the two big guys you're like yeah maybe they're going we got scam yeah total scam i was looking around being like this is crazy first of all it's kind of gross because they're just like yeah Sushi sucked. Yeah, sushi's brutal. There's a bunch of fat guys in like. Worse like malls. Hairy bodies kind of like grossing you out a little bit. It's like really, I don't know why you'd pair food with this thing to begin with.

Yeah, and it was like literally like mall like food court sushi. But the crazy part is these guys were like, because it's America, they kept talking about like, they thought it was like a big attraction like you're watching the fattest man in the world they weren't the fattest people at the fucking event dude i actually posted i didn't even notice it but when i posted this thing and there were two big girls sitting in front of me when i posted the thing and i got like so many messages being like are they fighting too well that's what i mean because they obviously were in japan where people aren't really fat and they put this show together for america and the guy was like we're gonna take questions

and no he's at one point he starts going on a big rant about how you know you know if anyone has any questions like how they have to do it differently on a plane like you know it's very difficult to you know the life that they have to live and if people were asking quest they wanted people to ask questions like what's it like being so fat and it was like that guy's the fifth fattest guy on any american plane yeah he weighed 250 pounds i know 50 people that weighed up three bills yeah yeah like i actually was listening to a podcast it's funny because they said amico was two of these guys yeah yeah but they say like uh they're talking about like oh this is uh what uh how do elite sumo wrestlers train what's their diet like and they're is how do elite sumo wrestlers train?

What's their diet like? And they're like, the elite sumo wrestlers eat between 3,000 to 5,000 calories a day. You're like, the average American eats 3,500 calories a day. I literally heard that on a podcast walking over here. The average American eats 3,500 calories a day. So you're like, the average American has the same diet as a professional sumo wrestler who's in training legitimately these guys were used to people walking around being like

this guy legitimately he walks around like the big guy was pretty big but again not for americans the one big guy was pretty big, but again, not for Americans. The one big guy was pretty big, but again, I know people bigger than him. Literally walking to any Walmart anywhere and there's a guy that big. But the attitude was like you're watching the world. It was as if you're watching basketball players and you're like, what's it like being seven feet tall?

And you're like, okay, but there was not, I don't know, four guys that are also seven feet tall. No, it's going to watch a WNBA exhibition. What's it like being so tall? It's like I'm 6'2". That's exactly what it was. It was a guy giving a tutorial on how crazy it is to be 6'3".

Yeah. I literally sat in it. I go, this event was if you went to Japan, and they're like, you should go to a sumo thing. And you go, oh, we got scammed. Yeah, as soon as you walk in, and they start being like, okay like okay now we're gonna show you how to put your arms in the air everyone grab your chopsticks you're gonna want to break them apart we're like oh fuck we're getting hosed they're killing time they were definitely killing time oh buddy the guy was legitimately at one point he was like um so what do you guys want to talk about he started listing off movies

and then he started plugging all this stuff he was like he's like i was in a fast and the furious tokyo drift uh if you remember me i was uh that scene where i came out of a barrel and i had a tattoo you go you were extra also he goes he goes if people remember that and literally everybody's like no and he goes i got a book coming out. He started plugging his book for a good 20 minutes. Yeah, and then he goes, and they all list their other jobs, too. That was another thing. Why do you have to do that?

He goes, Osaka Joe is a comedian. That was the best. You didn't even hear that. Because at the end, you go, Osaka Joe is a comedian. Yeah, Osaka Joe started doing comedy. He's made it on television a couple times. He's like an open mic-er. Miso Mishi, he actually works here, believe it or not.

We just found him. He was one of the restaurants here, and we were short of guys, so we just brought him out of here. This is good. Yeah, they all had side gigs. Yeah. Because they weren't fat enough to be actual sushi guys. No, I think one of them was a pro, maybe.

This thing was just not working in America. They need to Whatever they're doing. I am curious because we all didn't like it I am curious of just like the average person was like, yeah, that was great I can't imagine anyone was like not for the price It's like it was a hunt for we paid a hundred and six and then they bring some Japanese girls out and they were playing a Band and she was like this is literally what she was doing 25 minute or whatever and then the other she was doing. And she does that for a good 25 minutes. Drum or whatever

and then yeah she was playing a bowl. She was playing this metal bowl. 160 bucks a piece too. We got hoes. It's funny too because I posted

They walked away like bandits from this thing. Dude they must have literally shown 50 ads to every person in Brooklyn because I got so many messages from people

being like oh I was thinking about going there. Is that how Jay found out about it? Yeah it was just Instagram ads but I got so many messages, oh, I was thinking about going there. Is that how Che found out about it? Yeah, it was just Instagram ads, but I got so many messages being like, oh, I was thinking about going there. Let's save your money.

Yeah, yeah. Honestly. Save your money. I can't, no, I can't recommend that less. It was maybe one of the worst events I've ever been to. It was funny, too,

because about five minutes in, I just remember looking around and being like, this sucks, right? We all agree this is brutal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to be like, this is bad. I tried to give it a second, but I had to break the seal and be like, boys, this sucks right we all agree this is brutal i was trying to be like this is i tried to give it a second but i had to break the seal and well it was boys this sucks right

especially when i read because i didn't know anything about sumo and then they give you this thing and you're like they say oh the average sumo wrestler sumo matches 20 seconds and then i go i started doing the math like as i was getting a drink like half an hour before i go 20 seconds there's six of them what are they gonna do for I go, 20 seconds. There's six of them. What are they going to do for two hours? I'm like, wait, there's six of them and they're only 20 second matches. Bring this guy over. Oh, look at this guy. Guys, legitimately 15 pounds more than Danny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And looking at everyone like. He's like three inches shorter. He was like literally three inches shorter than me and 20 pounds heavier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your average comedian. And you know he's souping it up a bit too your average comedian the guy says he's 250 that means he's 240 yeah like foley would have legitimately been he's way bigger than biggest guys yeah yeah so most people in america would have been the third biggest guy on this stage right now. Yeah.

So the reason... And they kept saying it was a sellout. They go, it was another sellout. And you're like, there's a hundred open seats. They kept saying, we saw another sellout. I go, there's all those rows empty. We got another sellout on the books. Me and New Zealand.

I go, what? So we're going to talk about the craziest reddit after but this japanese author famed japanese thought famed japanese author with no limbs confesses to five extramarital affairs as he prepares for his political career now this will just go to show you that girls will fuck anything. Not only that, but what you watching this right now, whoever you are, what is your excuse? Okay. This guy has no born with no arms, no legs. This guy is quite literally swimming in Tang.

This guy needs to be doing pickup seminars because honest to God, this guy's rolling into their house. By the way, though though they do say this this is this is the ultimate of who girls say they will fuck yeah versus who they actually they go i need him to be you know over six feet i'd like him to make some money uh maybe a strong jaw line they said guys what they actually do is japanese guy no arms no legs a little bit of status possibly doesn't have a dick uh i think he's got a i don't know how he's doing imagine you're like you get cheated on by the guy who has no dick you go you don't even have it you're cheating on me for five chicks you don't even have a fucking dick he's just a literal potato just yeah he's looking well maybe that's why they like him actually you might have just

explained the whole thing in there it's all he could do i don't understand like like he's like running to be like a how do you bone member of parliament no he's got a piece yes okay but you don't have any arms and legs so like how do you do i think he's just kind of laying down the whole time he must be and then they actually you know what? He's just legitimately lying down, no arms and legs, and then the girl's sort of on top of him? Well, it must be because I've seen stuff where people have no legs and they can kind of move around. But he has no arms, so you're like, to be doing this,

you're probably falling over. So yeah, they're probably just putting him down. Maybe they're inserting him inside of them. I don't know. They're just putting the whole thing in. they're inserting him inside of them. I don't know. They're just putting the whole thing in. He gets hard, though, apparently. I don't know. Yeah, for sure he does.

Five chicks? And this is outside of the wife. The wife makes six. The best part, though, the wife says, because he's running for office, which is why all this stuff's coming out about him, right? And then he said when his marriage slipped into a rut he started he got rolled into a rut he got rolled into a rut yeah so he got into a bit of a rut and then he started banging all these girls and then his girl comes out and she goes um who's been rumored

to run for parliament as a candidate for the democrats when confronted the man admitted his uh mistress i'm trying to find what the wife said after his apology his wife issued a statement which she said she shares responsibility for her husband's infidelity and feels deeply sorry for it because she wasn't putting up again yeah she was probably done with she wasn't giving him enough tang for the no no arm no leg man the blame for it. But five. How many guys were like, I can't get girls or whatever.

What's your excuse? Said the same thing about Stephen Hawking when he was swimming in it. There's many, many guys. And by the way, I get it if you're a guy out there that gets on the forums. Oh, you try too hard? They call you creepy. You don't try enough? You're an incel. You gotta find the perfect medium right there's ways around this though there's i mean this guy proves it

you gotta yes you gotta find the perfect medium but this guy barely any clout by the way yeah he's not even like an author like stephen hawking is like one of the most famous dudes in the world this guy's just some author that wrote some crappy book and he's gonna run for a small position like an author and like a disability advocate guy i don't know how he meets him even though i wonder if they're also is he online meeting i don't know he made these girls i mean think about the game this guy must have being like he's like he's like risen him up online with like the tube that's what i'm saying this guy needs to hold like pickup alpha male seminars when you're paying for like jacked rich guy to tell you how to be an alpha male and you're like what the fuck do you know yeah to be honest you know what i mean for sure this could be a good pivot like this guy's

like in japan actually know how to well japan has like the huge issue where like all these guys are like never touched a woman and they're just living at home and they don't do anything you're like okay well problem solved this guy although i think this guy's got like a massive hammer and he's just like and the way that he's like trust me this guy's got a massive hammer? And the way that he's dressed? Yeah, these chicks are like, trust me, this guy's got one leg. I know he says he doesn't have legs, but this guy's got a fucking leg. Do you think Japanese no-arm guy's got a fucking... No! I don't.

I don't think that. Wouldn't be nice if he did, though. I think he's probably got a pretty average piece, and he's just got, I don't know, some sort of magnetism about him. Curious where he met them all. No, it doesn't. Again, I know people that basically looked like this guy. Yeah.

They're so just like. But with arms and legs. With arms and legs, but just a chubby guy. That's a big difference, yeah. But my point is that they were just. I know the grossest guys that have banged tons of girls. Yeah. And it is really. It is a success story story but it should be one of those things where i think a lot of guys

spend too much time online i dude i've even seen i was watching the other day uh someone actually might have been on the patreon someone sent me it was like one of the alpha male seminars and he was going on and on about how like any man who's not like or whatever, but then more importantly, it was just like anyone who doesn't have an eight pack and all that sort of stuff. And it was just like, this is how you get girls and blah, blah. And I was just like,

man, I know a million men that are... There's guys that are unemployed, sleeping in their mom's basement, and they're meeting up with a new girl every week. Yeah. And also if you're super weird with chicks and girl every week yeah and also you know yeah if you're like super weird with chicks and like not going to talk to them at all you're like yeah going getting super fit like might help you a little bit yeah exactly it might come up to you now

versus they were well be in shape is good but that like next level where you're like i'm just my whole life's working out or whatever you're like i mean i mean listen i came up in the you know probably the skateboard scene the band scene and then the comedy scene or whatever. Like, tell me, have you ever seen a scenario where the most jacked guy was the guy who got the most girls? No, no. It's just like, there's no correlation. No, none.

Whatsoever. No, they get the most. Like, I'm sure that Chris Williamson-y types get girls, but it's like, you know, so does a guy that looks like a fucking Pete Davidson. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And again, people are like, I need to be a millionaire. You're like, no you don't. No you don't. In fact, probably my most times it was my most brokest. I would say most guys that are actually swimming in it the most,

it's because they're broke. By the way, when you're rich, you probably have a lot more stuff to do. The truth is like billionaire dude probably can't compete with college kid who doesn't go to class in terms of getting busy well it's like the elon musk thing came out he just you got to bang people at work elon musk exactly elon musk has been trying to bang people at work you gotta bang people at work he goes yeah he works 18 hours a day where else are you supposed to bang him what the fuck's else

he's supposed to do unless he's online every day getting it set up for him i guess dude it's really hard to compete with a guy that just has 24 hours a day very hard yeah yeah well i'll come over at 3 a.m sure yeah exactly whereas like you're waking up at 3 a.m yeah so i i do think you're right this is a very good uh lesson for every dudes out there i don't think people will take it though i don't think people will take this lesson no you think you're right. This is a very good lesson for every dudes out there. I don't think people will take it though. I don't think people will take this lesson. You think they're going to say that they'll ration, they'll cope it somehow.

Somehow they'll be like, Oh, she's got something going on. The guy doesn't have arms or legs. Five mistresses. Wasn't even like one affair. Oh dude. Can you imagine though?

You walked home and he was banging your wife and then you're like where i heard footsteps and then he just accidentally rolls out from under the bed where he was hiding that guy's banging my wife i'm literally punting him out of the house like a fucking football you open the closet and he rolls through your legs that guy is getting kicked dude Dude, that was so bad. To fucking walk into that guy's face. And then you just do the covers. He just goes, ooh!

Just grab the knife. You see how you try to suffocate him or whatever? Sabuku, yeah. You do it to yourself. These two don't show how Sabuku themselves after the performance. The only good part, actually, you didn't mention was at the end, they were like, we're going to fight Reggie. Who wants to fight us and so like this is the

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It's all about the shysty masks. But it's not only about the shysty masks. He's banning all masks. He says these fucking lip cowards is what he said. Fucking lip cowards. Well, the reason is, is because people are wearing them at the Israel-Palestine protests. Oh, that too now. It's so funny how the masks are.

I think the New York Jewish lobby has got Adams being like, we need to get a stop in this well they wanted to ban them for crime like i think we covered this probably a year ago where they're yeah that's a ban masks for but the crime they speak of is yelling anti-semitic stuff well now it is this year it's anti-semitic now last year was like people are sticking up stores well all of them are happening they're shoplifting but it's just so funny and people online are having a meltdown Like there's been A couple different Things that got tagged And people being like

You know This is my lifestyle Yeah of course You were essentially Banning my Existence Which is Yeah I can't leave

The house now Well we Yeah there's lots of people That are just like You know I can't move Without a mask Without a mask yeah I mean again

I don't know if you can Like you can't It's funny calling them Cowards And it's like they're obviously he's talking he's talking about palestine roses but saying that like walking up to like just super like lib fucking you know brooklyn ladies being like you're a fucking coward right i mean again you're like how can you ban that though like where where is i don't even understand how you can't like what happens if it's freezing outside and i want to put a Thing on my face like think about like, you know I know it doesn't get that cold here. But like think about when people just like cover their face because it's freezing outside

Yeah, I mean, I guess the idea is you can't be walking around in stores with a bunch of people. Yeah Yeah, that's fine. But it's not about that again. They're saying like here'd be an example So if they do their protest and someone has a megaphone yelling like kill the jews or whatever some shit like that I think now the police could go and be like, you got to take the mask off or leave. That's the all you could say the stuff, but just mask off. Yeah, that's kind of the idea. It's like it's going to stop people from doing it because they don't be like, hey, there's no like anonymously like yelling stuff in the city like that. But it gives them an excuse, right?

Right. Like the cops are like, how do you go shut this down technically? It's like they can do it. And what they say is they're like, okay if we say that you can't wear masks, then technically we can. Yeah, I guess you can't trespass. Can you trespass people on public property? I don't know. Well, this is what they've come up with.

I don't know how well it'll work, but that's what's going on here. This has nothing to do with stealing in this specific case. But you're right, he did try to do it before. He tried to do with you know stealing in this specific case but you're right he did try to do it before he tried to do it on like when all the shoplifting was running rampant i mean i think it's fair to say that it's not good to have a city where everyone's running around with masks on 24 7 like it's probably not good for a million reasons no but again i'm not people are just like anonymously walking around again what if someone's like i'm really sensitive

to pollute like how do you enforce it like someone's like i'm really sensitive to pollution i wear a mask the answer to that is you don you enforce it? Someone's like, I'm really sensitive to pollution. I wear a mask. The answer to that is you don't enforce it. You only enforce it if you have to. For example, if you're a guy and you see an old lady walking with a COVID mask, you don't call the cops on her. But if you see a

bunch of guys walk into your store with fucking ski masks on, you go, well, now I have a reason to call the cops. So basically profiling. Duh! I mean, ski masks on you go well i now i have a reason to call the profiling duh i mean you're gonna profile everybody what's the other option you fucking an old lady walks into your store with a walker and a mask on and you call the cops on i mean it's just so funny because after george floyd they're like we're doing masks and we're getting rid of profiling now we're like no masks back to profiling you're like okay well we're doing masks and we're getting rid of profiling. Now we're like, no masks, back to profiling.

You're like, okay. Well, we're only profiling. Hey, listen. If you're not doing anything wrong, you got nothing to worry about, pal. It's like a lot of literal 180 in three years. You're like, the two things we just weren't doing. But that's obviously true. Because it's like, what they don't mean.

Do you think that if they ever went hard on this law you think the cops are ever gonna like walk by just like a guy with a mat like a fucking covid mask on and be like no it's like obviously not sure talking about judah friedland or they're talking about people that look suspicious well what does the suspicious person look like right yes i guess yeah i mean again profiling obviously works but i thought we like said we're not doing that and then crime went up i'm not well you think a suspicious person looks like they have a river to the sea shirt on i'm not saying that i actually know i don't do it i actually uh you know there's that jerk chicken truck In Williamsburg

Yeah I love it It's my fucking jam Oh it's the worst Jerk chicken But Dude it's run by A fucking They're not even run

By Jamaican guys It's like literally Run by some fucking He's Caribbean He's an Indian dude No he's not Dude I went there It's like some

Middle Eastern dude And then I went there Okay And they don't know About jerk chicken Dude it's Objectively some of the Worst jerk chicken I've ever had That's the fucking Middle Eastern dude and then I went there. You think they don't know about jerk chicken? Dude, it's objectively some of the worst jerk chicken I've ever had.

It's the fucking craziest statement I've ever heard. This place is fucking slaps. I'm telling you, it's so mediocre for jerk chicken. It's not even real jerk chicken. It's like made in a truck.

It's like they don't make it on like the steel drum thing or whatever. But anyways, I went there and then I was going to get jerk chicken and then I saw the guy

working there was not Jamaican and I was not going to get it but then he had a free Palestine thing and I go fine. Oh now you didn't want to be racist? Yeah. I'll tell you what was too spicy. The meatballs I had the other day.

You want to talk fucking jerk. These meatballs I fucking couldn't walk. It was so hot. I was like I was sweating. There's definitely a problem in this city with things being too hot. The jerk guy gives you this. I will agree.

There's no reason for a meatball to be spicy. That's just not a thing that should be spicy. Have you seen, do you know Michael Rainey from Power? He's like a black guy. He's part of the 50 Cent show universe kind of thing. He did a live stream and then some like i guess like young like kind of like you know teenage girl like grabbed his dick and they're doing like a whole press tour being like he goes he's still processing after being sexually assaulted and it was like everyone's talking about

how bad it was and this happened to this guy and it was like it's like almost like we have to like as a society like i'll have to pretend this is like a big deal you know what i mean like it's one of those things like because obviously we don't think it's like you should do this stuff to women like we have to all like pretend yeah everyone's the same yeah like a guy gets like legitimately like a grown man like a fucking chick like kind of like grabbed his dick or ass or whatever and we all have to pretend like are you okay yeah are you okay man are you gonna be okay it's like we're it's like what really is like a kind of like a 1984-y type thing where i've watched everyone talk about like you know that's even 50 cent kind of said something jokey about it and he had to like back up and yeah he's doing press about how he's like dealing with like the assault that he like thought

of and it was like dude i remember like back in the day like bands it was pretty like par for the course like a girl would yeah sure potentially grab your dick and you'd be like now yeah security be like hey don't do that right but i wouldn't be like on a tour that's the band's new identity canceling dates yeah yeah doing like every press tour is just like so what i'm a survivor i'm a survivor but it's like yeah 10 of the proceeds of this tour are going to like male sexual assault survivor yeah i get it when it's like if someone like if a girl was there and like some fucking dude just comes up while she's on camera or whatever you're like but the guy when it's like it really feels like we're like that is that is one of those like uh 1984 type things where it's like a bunch of guys looking at each other being like that's a do you think that's a big

deal that the girl just grabbed his dick like yeah that's big we you think that's a big deal that the girl just grabbed his dick like that's big we all agree that's like maybe the worst thing that could happen to someone right i mean it's very weird is she gross i don't think so oh no it was like someone's sister too it was like someone that he knew is like sister or something it was like kind of one of these weird things like she was trying to be like half like funny you know what i mean yeah i mean there's some of that stuff where they're like there are these weird like there was i can't remember where this teacher was but there was like this teacher who she was like 24 and she had an affair with a student who was 17 and she got like 11 years in jail or something because he's huge yeah we all

have to pretend that's like but the dude the photo of this guy he looked like he was fucking a 35 year old he's like he was about to go like he was a recruit for some college football team he's like this huge jack football player you're like that is a grown man yeah yeah yeah that guy is not getting really any more grown obviously mentally they'd be like he's not but you're like they're and they're like yeah we got to send her away for 11 years because if it was the other way around you're like that's what it would be like but what are we doing here boys yeah like really like the guy wasn't like 12 he was like 17 this is like 6 3 250 yeah yeah pure muscle and you're like come on what are we doing here boys yeah yeah it's just like a weird thing where we all have to pretend everything's all the same yeah we got it we have to and this

guy's leaning right into it being like you know because he knows that i don't yeah i don't know what i remember we had a buddy that kind of uh we were at a comedy club and one of the buddies like peak this stuff where everyone like where dudes were starting to dip their toe into being like maybe i had a fucking scenario that can get me some clout yeah and we were all standing there and he told us that's the thing and he was like the girl took advantage of him blah blah and then like hit something with the girl and then like where one buddy's like yeah we're not of this new culture where i don't know what you think you're doing right now but yeah you're getting a high five tops that's all you're getting we're not you're not getting sympathy for this we're not uh you're not a survivor what are you talking about i mean i

remember when the whole me too thing was going on in toronto and then there was like there was one chick who was like vocal about obviously all this stuff and then there was someone who was like she's like legitimately like raped a guy oh yeah oh that was what yeah that was yeah and then everybody's like yeah that's not the same though dudes were i guess yeah i guess i mean even the chicks like if you get like yeah try and be that guy being like hopping on this train well i've had that too because i had the one the girl like I've had a few times where like, like literally, like I said,

I passed out and the girl, like they, my friends like brought me upstairs. Cause I like fucking took my shirt off and like fell down the stairs. I was like blackout drunk and 12. And then a girl we like knew came in and like my friends came in. I was like sleeping on the bed and the girl like took her clothes off. And she'd been trying to like basically figure out how to bang me like trying to get a condom on my fucking body basically

and then literally it was a survivor but that's why i've had a few people try to tell me like i can't believe you went through that you're like getting pussy in my sleep like no it was one of those things such a g i get pussy while i'm sleeping i'm fucking grinding so hard that i'm like no it was one of those things where... Because I kind of knew this person and probably wouldn't have smashed. It was just weird. It was one of those things where we woke up and we're like... Weird move of her, right?

But like, no... Like, obviously. Yeah, you're kind of like, hey guys, maybe keep an eye on her. Maybe a weird one. Yeah, but then there's a few people who are like, oh, all right, I could probably get one. Falling asleep. Oh, I'm so sleepy.

You got the fucking nightcap on. I don't know where I am. Oh, I got the spins. I'm just going to go lay down. Getting brought to my room by three men. Clothes coming off. Yeah, but obviously the other way around. It's insane.

Sure. Yeah, it was just one of those things where, yeah, people once in a while, like a guy tries to get on that cloud and you're just like, it really does put everyone in a position where we're like, we're doing this, huh? Yeah. We're going to pretend. The only ways if it's, you know, grown man is like a really big deal. It only works if another man did it to you.

That's the only time. Yeah, it's not great a grown man it's like a really big deal it only works if another man did it to you that's the only time yeah that's not great yeah yeah like if you're like yeah again the whole kevin spacey thing you're like yeah if a guy did it to you then you go okay but like every single one of us have had like a guy fucking slap your dick as a joke yeah okay or like if you came and you're like yeah wow i just mean what do you mean i'm a survivor like legitimately i probably had that happen I don't know million times yeah probably

five million times I've had that you've had five million times yeah it's nonsense Danny and his friends is a joke you should see these guys

they're such bros he's like Danny he just holds it he just holds it you go he goes we joke around like this

all the time and you're just standing there with your hand in his pants but he goes up the shorts yeah up the shorts I go Holds it. He goes, hold it. You go. He goes, we joke around like this all the time. And you're just standing there with your hand in his pants. But he goes up the shorts, too. Yeah, up the shorts. I go. What is this you guys are doing? What's happening here? We're like, ah, we're bros like that.

Just joshing around. We're just having a josh. We're just joshing around. Both his hands. Finger in the back. What's happening? Danny. Danny. The dead man? Danny. Danny.

The Dan Man. The Dan Man. He's got the finger in his ass. We just joke around like that. Yeah. I wonder if, you know what? I do wonder if this will have any actual career benefit for him. Like if this play will.

I mean, it gets you some press and people probably know who you are and whatever. Sure. But is our casting agents like like, we're primarily women? I have trouble believing. I don't think women even who are in this stuff. Because the thing is, their whole deal is, like, our trauma is more than your trauma. Like, we don't want to, like, say our trauma is equal. You're right.

The whole premise is, like, we have the most trauma. Like, our traumatic events are the most traumatic events. So they sort of have to pretend. pretend just like everyone's playing pretend but that's the thing is are they when it gets down to it and they go are they going to truly believe you know what your trauma was the same as my trauma let's give you stuff like let's let's book you on some things give you a little extra like you know wind in your sails or are they like secretly being like come on like no our trauma is the serious trauma this is fucking pretend time like this is not real but i think they're afraid they're afraid to like sort of most of the girls are afraid to like there's they they're like feel like they're in muddy waters as

well i'm not saying they'll say it i'm not saying they'll be like no i'm saying in their actions is he like yeah i'm just still booking the same amount of shit oh yeah i don't think he's really getting a bump i think you're probably right. Yeah, no bump, right? So the Pride No U-Turn thing was probably the best Pride one this week. So basically what happened was they kind of are going back and then looking. They always go back and look at everything that has some historical context. Essentially in the 80s, this is in California, right? Like LA or some area.

Yeah. Basically in the 80s, there was like, you know, there was a epidemic of cruising where guys were like, this street, were like, you know, going to hook up with gay guys.

And so then they're like, you know what we'll do? Sucking off strangers. You know what we'll do to curb this, which is so stupid because you're like, there's no way this did anything. It's like, everybody knows, like, if you're a're a gay dude you're like you're not being like oh

no u-turn huh i guess i'll just go home to the wife no i think like no they just were like put a no u-turn because guys don't pull in u-turns to meet right but no i think you're wrong that's what the explanation was well no you're right about the explanation but like dude if you had a guy if you had like 12 fuck if you have a street where you're like we know it's a bunch of gay guys walk around yeah and you know present themselves and then a guy's drive around like and if they like what they see they go yeah it would be like all day long that's happening yeah so yeah i mean if all the cop would have to do is stay there and be like well you can't do that anymore because you as soon as you pass someone you liked, you'd have to stop.

Then they'd have to cross the road. But I'm saying, I'm like, if I, you know, there are legitimate no U-turn signs and you go, okay, so I have to go up to the light, make a left, pull into the parking lot, take a left. Yeah, but by that point, the guy's already sucking on someone else. Fuck. Like, imagine it was so effective. You go, yeah, let's try and pull into that gas station and go drive through and see what happens.

Guy's long gone. Exactly, right? There's ways around it. It's like a U-turn. So you don't think it worked? I can see it working. I don't think it worked. And I'm actually not a fan of these bullshit traffic bulls like things.

Hey, this is why I said this is the first time in history i love a good u-turn that if they i want to pull a ue without even touching the brake no slowing down across all the lanes i go from the farthest right lane just u-turn oh buddy i've been known to do a u-turn i can u-turn so good i'm on the highway i u-turn over the median and i'm just going the same speed the exact same way. It's physically the opposite way. I go, yeah, I'm going the same speed the other way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over the median.

Over the median. Yeah, but I mean, this is, yeah, it is so funny where they're like, yes, we're getting rid of this U-turn. But it's just funny because I'm in favor of getting rid of the sign this so you're right that's why it's a complicated one because there's lots of stuff we're saying here first the first thing all these u-turn signs don't love them yeah don't love them i don't like these fucking bureaucrats basically doing these like just whatever on their whims or whatever bullshit reason where they're like you know it's not a safety issue that there's no u-turns and

i'm sure a lot of people would be like i wish i could you're like i you know, it's not a safety issue that there's no U-turns. And I'm sure a lot of people would be like, fuck, I wish I could. You're like, I'm not gay. It might have been a safety issue, to be honest, in the 80s. Well, sure. But the people now are like, I'm not gay. I just want to make a U-turn. Exactly. And then you make an illegal U-turn.

You go, gay, gay, gay, gay. Look at that gay guy. I mean, can you imagine you were fucking, you're like, we got arrested for cruising. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm arrested for cruising. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm in the fucking newspaper. It was like, Gabe Cruiser. I just had to turn around.

I fucking... Waze was like, sending me around. And then it said... And then I didn't see the sign. Of course you didn't see the sign. Cruising epidemic at all time. I was just you in the... The hell? I just needed to make a ue local man danny cruzeman well it is also funny though that they went to city hall and they're like we need to make a

because there's too many guys pulling over their car to fucking suck off another dude then we're trying to make a law If I know anything about gay men, they adapt to these situations. Exactly. You go, okay, we can't cruise here. We'll go, what about the next street over? How about that? How about the washer?

What about the washer? How about the next street over? You're going to need a lot more than a note of uterine anxiety. How about the bathroom in the mall? Like 100% you're going to need a lot more than a... Like this stopped zero gay sex. There was like, if you graph out the amount of gay sex have there was maybe like a one day blip that being said dropped and then they go figured it out no but i think the idea becomes like people live on this street or they have a

business there and they're just like yo all day long it's just a bunch of gay dudes with their ass hanging out and boning each other and you're like this isn't good for the neighborhood there's a fucking school year i think it becomes things like that. Yeah, where there's like, we would just like them to move. Well, people, yeah, yeah. So you're like, they'll go suck dick somewhere else and people are like, yes, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's fine. That's what I like, yes. I like those guys just stop hanging out here like waiting for dudes to come blow in their car. I really hope I actually. Same with prostitutes, right? Yeah. It's that same thing, right?

So these are just, that is dude prostitute. It's legitimately no money exchange. Yeah, yeah. it's a guy sitting on the side of the road the guy comes into this car no money exchange just get a stick of gum at the end some minty gum for your troubles small water bottle i really hope that like literally the day after just gay dudes everywhere just like like this totally like they go see like when people like see like it's just the whole strip is just gay dudes sucking each other off take down this u-turn sign it's homophobic and then yeah it's not even it's not even the hit the ground yet yeah dudes are just fucking out in the open just bumming each other and the sign comes down

like all right the final screws oh jesus oh my god get the the hell yeah yeah they just like come out like fucking ants like they come out like uh the the bottom of us yeah yeah they're everywhere all right all right i guess they had a point with this sign it was the one thing holding that street together oh my god but it is hilarious calling it like uh just when they are protesting right now just being like you should you like it's homophobic that you wouldn't let us like turn our cars around so we go suck it sure i mean it's basically like if straight guys were saying like we should be allowed to like you know pay for sex you know pick up a prostitute and what like what guy would ever do that yeah i mean this this does i will say go to show how uh how much like the like gay people at this point like are kind

of grasping at stuff to oh yeah yeah yeah to remedy because you go okay so like we've worked through so much shit where you're now like we need to remove a u-turn sign like that was top priority it was like we have because they're all because back in the day you need to remove a U-turn sign. Like, that was top priority. Because back in the day, you used to do the U-turn so you could blow a dude. Yeah, so you could blow a dude. You go, okay, so now what? What's next? And they go, like, that must be pretty near the end. Yeah, that wasn't number five on the list.

Yeah, that was number one on the list. And you go, whatever. Yeah, I don't know. 100%, if you're getting the protest together for that, you were scraping the bottom of the barrel. Yeah, yeah. That may be the last thing in LA that they need to fix. It's one of those things that if you were in the courtroom and they're like, we need to get rid of this because it's

this and homophobic, and you go, anything? Is this the last one? Is there anything else? It must be. It must be near the end. They're like, okay, all rights. You have all your rights or whatever, where you go like... And your left. Gay rights or human rights. If you went the wrong way, you can take your youth. You have your rights and your left way you go like and your left say if you went the wrong way you can take your use you have your rights and your left and your use got them off you're at finally wrapped up i'll i'll say congratulations gay people i think you did you did it finally unwound all the

homophobia all the structural homophobia what's going on in mcgill right now yeah mcgill university they're still there is that ottawa or montreal that's out of montreal yeah well they were sort of they've they've been sort of like an activist hub for a while and you know all the canadian universities are like you think that these ones are like beholden to their students these ones the guys it's like the guys who run these universities, the board is made up of the type of women that would line up to kiss black guys' feet. You know what I mean? Well, I mean, again, school's over

and they're still there. At least at NYU, they're like, all right, school's over. We're done with this. They started an encampment outside of the school, which a lot of them did, right? But it became a little village and now they're running demonstrations

and stuff like that. They're having a summer camp. Summer camp for kids. Well, it basically just turned into a village, right? But it became a little village, and now they're running demonstrations and stuff like that. They're having a summer camp. Summer camp for kids. Well, it basically just turned into a village, right? Yeah, yeah. They're becoming their own economy, essentially, like a micro-economy. We pledged...

Okay, so the encampment is holding an anti-Israel revolutionary youth summer program. So yeah, now they basically are starting a bureaucracy, and they're holding a summer camp where like uh where they're teaching arabic and stuff like that but just can you imagine decolonization but imagine you were like just like a you know kind of like a tucker carlson watcher you know back at the day fox news you weren't really paying attention all this stuff and you're just like what's going on at the colleges you're like they took over and they're teaching arabic to like kids that are gonna come here yeah they're currently teaching decolonization while they're kind of colonizing

the land currently yeah and you're just like one of those things where you know what though this is a solid actually just from the opposite side though it's like if you want to punish your kid like your kid's not doing their chores you're going to arabic you're going to the encampment summer camp every day from four to six. So either do your chores, you can play baseball, or you're going to go learn about this bullshit. Arabic language instruction, cultural crafts,

political discussions, historic and revolutionary lessons. You're right, though. If your parents... Dude, that would suck, though. The other way that you... Like, you're a super fucking lib mom. Yeah.

Like, feminist mom. And she actually signs you to... She sends you to the summer camp and the encampment. Your friends are like, I like i'm going to hockey yeah yeah i'm doing power skating your friends are good arab camp and it's air and it's arab camp by a bunch of like first year college kids too yeah yeah they don't know what the fuck they're talking about they don't they don't even really know and dreadlocks it's probably so smelly they're

literally homeless people because they live in this tents or whatever yep on drugs so that one guy's not happy with it he goes they keep moving the goalposts they started holding demonstrations every week despite their tendency to spout violent and anti-semitic slogans then they illegally occupied the campus bullied jewish students like harassed McGill. Well, whatever. I mean, look, anybody who wants to actually learn about this shit, they could learn about this stuff. I don't want to. If someone wants to be like, yeah, I really want to learn about this bullshit, and I can't permanently be at the encampment. Can you imagine, though, your kid comes home, Dad, what did I learn today?

You're like, I'm pulling you out of. No, I'm more like, you're a piece of shit well they should they need to do if you if that learn that your parents are garbage people that's what happens what did i learn i learned that you're a piece of shit but that's what the jewish professors it's like well if they had any cojones which they don't because they're all like fucking yeah they're all pussy they're all they would they would also why don't you start your own encampment where you're teaching like you know uh economics well i was gonna say jewish i don't you start your own encampment where you're teaching, like, you know... Economics?

Well, I was going to say Jewish. I don't know. Again, like, this is like the Jonathan Haidt thing where they're like, yeah, the problem is that these staff, like the whatever, all these professors, they're like 99% super liberal. Yeah, yeah. Well, they want... This is what you get. There's nobody to really push back because the super liberal liberal people are kind of have to give this a pass

and there's one guy who's like probably in the business school who's like i don't agree with what the fuck's going on here what's going on i don't know let him let him do it i guess but i know it's just funny though that they literally if you were it's always kind of funny doing the like if you thought five years ago like where things would be at and you go they took over they literally took over the universities and they're teaching kids Muslim. It's just funny you didn't click that context. Yeah, of course.

I saw a thing that there was a BBC article, right? They said, bought or not, our fake accounts swang voters towards Reform UK. Are we doing this shit again? I just wanted to read the quick part of the article because... I love how behind the UK is i know everything you go yeah we did this yeah we already did we literally did this eight years ago but i want to read how funny this one thing

is bought or not our fake accounts swaying voters towards reform uk so again this is tax dollars going to this and they're like basically like there's a right-wing party and there's people they go well this has got to be bots they go the bbc contacted people behind the accounts and found that some are genuine uk voters who believe they were helping the party through their own initiative others however failed to prove they were authentic yeah i don't want to out myself to the bbc so you ruined my life oh i guess it's all right i guess it's a bomb you know i guess it's at this point it was an unsolved mystery. Some guy who works as an accountant doesn't want to ruin his fucking life.

How fucking crazy that is. Imagine they were just in America. They go, all right. We thought every Trump account was a bot. We messaged them and some actually told us they're people and explained to us. And others didn't respond. So basically inconclusive. Some of them wouldn't send us a photo of their id with their face beside it so then they must be a bot every single twitter account when you send us a confirmation of whether or not they're bought

it's crazy because in canada right now there is a real election interference scandal going on like an actual like where the chinese government like legitimately impacted elections what do they do they were like like not even lobbying they were like there was one where like basically uh there was like one there was like one mp who was essentially they're like yeah he was like had allegiances to china and they were like you know extortion and stuff and like there's a real thing going on in canada right now where they're like legitimately like, yeah, our elections were basically impacted by the CCP, but because it's the liberals, it's all just because they were, they wanted the liberals. Yeah.

They wanted the liberals. Cause that was going to be the one that was going to be more beneficial for the CCP. And they like actually impacted elections. I don't understand what they did. What did they do? They were like, they, they were like funding like, um, MPs and stuff. And like, there was like, uh, yeah, there was all sorts of shit. And so nothing's going to happen because it was liberals.

And they were like, apparently there's like some big report that got released, but then you have to have like super high clearance to even read it. And so they like release parts of it, but it was super redacted. And, but like that actually happened in Canada, but because it was for the liberals were like, whatever. Exactly. Yeah. It's's whatever not a big deal i'm sure that if six buzz posted a photo that people would say they're mad yeah but like way more impactful than anything the russians or people even purported the russians to do in the american elections in 2016 like

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He can't afford to pay us back So he has to become My butler It does seem like They're one step away From being like The Sandy Hook families Have said that

Because of the trauma Alex Jones has caused He has to He has to come Shingle all their rooms Yeah he's gonna be their landscaper for nine years it's like crazy stuff so obviously they just crazy he can't go bankrupt we don't want to go bankrupt because he has to give his building and he has to give the company has to give the other things so that's why they're going back to start a new one what's like why should he have to i understand i understand why should he have to but like and

again i don't know what the appeals process is like if he has a well the problem is he'll have to give up the business and then i don't know there's just like yeah that's the thing though this is kind of part of it they're like well we should be able to liquidate his social media accounts for money because those are technically an asset like and that's all the sort of stuff when you're going bankrupt they're saying like oh why do you get to keep those things because they're basically money making operations right it is kind of does lead a interesting point if you have like a social media page where the billion dollar like with 10 million followers yeah if you go bankrupt they're like well we want to know your youtube channel is an asset that's worth something and we would

like that as well what about the recourses i feel like a lot and then we auction it off yeah i feel like elon well but it's worthless to somebody else no it's not i mean if you're the new alex like if you have alex jones on his you get his twitter handle and everybody knows it's not alex jones anymore it's definitely not worth zero maybe it's not worth zero but eventually like you'll just get every post will just be bombarded with like fuck you and unless it's someone that's carrying the torch in their mind but i guess if he's getting it illegally like that way i doubt it well i'm just saying it makes like some complicated situations because they technically you know like if you i mean you don't have any other money-making asset they're

just like okay well you have to forfeit this and we essentially sell it for parts and then you know someone buys it and then we take that money so they're trying to say this basically they're trying to get the social media accounts as well but really it's like yeah obviously they're trying to get the social media accounts as well but really it's like yeah obviously they're trying to keep them silent the whole thing's about since the start which again it's like just make a new thing but yeah it's it's not going to be if he has to just go sell all his equipment in a studio you're like and he's bankrupt you're like that studio to build from the ground up probably 500 grand can you imagine yeah i just got his uh twitter account back from elon musk and then the the government was like oh yeah we have to take that back from a case i mean i guess

you don't own your people are both so you don't own your social media account so has given up on trying to reach a settlement that would reduce 1.5 billion videos to the relative absurd figure to what absurd billion dollars you're like dude that's like that's like probably what the sackler family had to pay for killing 100 000 people because he because he was wrong about something because he was just i mean i guess it was yeah essentially he was that is essentially what it happens there's nothing more nothing less well it was well i guess their thing is because he was all his fucking minions when we're terrorizing these people or whatever that's the argument.

But still, yeah. Okay, then go prosecute them if you'd like to. That's what it should be. It's like, why aren't those people liable? Yeah, go prosecute those people. Yeah, yeah. Like, literally go prosecute those people. If they committed a crime,

you're like, go prosecute them. But they... I mean, it's corrupt, is the answer. It's crazy. There's a AI candidate that actually you know what

I don't even really want to talk about the AI candidate right now it's an actual guy it's a guy who has an AI avatar we'll talk about that in a second on the Patreon I want to get to these fucking reddits right now because it's maybe one of the best things that I ever had first of all there's maybe one of the best thing that ever had okay so

first of all there's an article that said the spiritual reason you're still struggling to lose weight and this one's a pretty funny one because girls basically invented a way to uh make it everything other of course what are you trying to hide from you could be storing weight anywhere there are differing factors depending on where the weight is being stored from an energetic perspective it's about putting on an extra shield that signifies you're trying to hide something. So it's protective layers. I mean, literally women store fat differently than men. Well, it's possible that she has extra back fat to protect from backstabbing bitches. It's usually like hormones.

I wonder what the arm fat's trying to protect you from waving goodbye to people i don't know what are you trying to control or resisting letting control you for a lot of my clients the trauma they go through comes from their ancestry and they're still carrying those frequencies which is why it gets deposited in the am abdable area abdominal area abdominal i mean literally women keep their weight in their abdomen and hips and mass just yeah but there's things because of ancestral trauma sure but it's funny being like the reason i'm putting on weight is because my great great great great great great grandfather went through it, dude. I'd like to see her results.

That's the thing. You go, okay, let's presume that what you're saying is not bullshit. Do you have all these success stories? That's a good point. Do you know what I mean? Do you have all these women who are like, yeah, I did this trauma bullshit and I dropped 50 pounds? No, they do not. No. If anything, they probably get heavier.

We found the best Reddit of all time. And this is called our gainers yeah it's just people who have a fetish for getting fat yeah there isn't some body positive component to it it's crazy because they talk about this the same way that if you go to like our bodybuilding yes like they literally talk about it like the same way isn't it nuts yeah and like some of them are like yeah they're like yeah like sometimes you'll see like in any like weightlifting forum where they'll be like yeah i can't put on weight yeah yeah yeah so the people so there's gainers there's some people that are sexually attracted to the idea of physically growing bigger fatter around or gainers come in

all shapes and sizes and they have fantasies goals ideals and then maintainers are people who are retired from gaining common reasons include health concerns reaching goals or losing interest reaching goals that's so crazy the goals is the why the goals are so funny you're like yeah i want to be 500 pounds maintainers do not need to maintain their weight some can lose a bit of weight due to the earlier reasons maintainers are those who still are a gainer in the heart but have completed their goals i love that they're like yeah i'm on like a maintenance phase right now yeah i was on a surplus and i'm on a maintenance and then there's admirers any fetish uh has those who do not dabble into the

fetish themselves but they admire from a distance admirers can express gratitude from simple compliments to worshiping worshiping sure i mean that's the problem if you tell women you're like yeah i gave 500 pounds you're gonna be worshipped no guys getting worshipped no guys no guys fucking hitting i think some of the guys here are worshipped by other guys and are like nice work bro sure i guess but it's such a weird like like guys generally like when you're getting jacked, not just getting fat. Oh, I know. Yeah. Experience of being a 600-pound person.

My goal is to weigh 600 pounds. I really want to do it. Every day I fantasize and aim to weigh more than 600 pounds. I would like to know the experience of people who are at such extremely high weights. I would like to know how they got there. Tips for gaining weight. What it feels like to weigh that weight, etc. I mean, it's literally horrible.

Yeah, this is like the gist of it. That was sort of just like I want to show what the kind of stuff. You basically come in here and you're just like, listen, I like what you guys are doing. I'm looking to double it. What are the tips? Dude, I mean, drink olive oil. Just like literally drink. Some of the tips was liquid.

They like the liquids. Well, liquids, the only way you can really is like lots of soda, like spoonfuls of olive oil as much as you can tolerate them, I guess. I mean, dude, like the guy who was the announcer for the sumo thing was like his big claim to fame was he was at 1.600 pounds right that was really yeah that was his claim to fame because he was like he used to be like a top uh sumo guy that guy actually was a top sumo guy the guy who was the announcer and his whole deal was he was at one point like 630 pounds but now and he said he's like i had the surgery and i like i've been losing weight or whatever but like he was as he was talking you could hear him labor breathing like he was like he was like hey no i just want to welcome everybody for the shoe

like he was like struggling just to stand and talk well basically these are like the guys like the him to be they're trying to gain as much weight to be sumo people but for nothing yeah there's for nothing yeah yeah there's not like again there are like actual like if you're trying to be like i'm trying to be an offensive lineman how do i put on i need to put on a hundred pounds like yeah yeah yeah you do here's like the strategies you can eat all this whatever been stuck in a gaining rut for two plus years don't know what to do anymore that's amazing you know i literally cannot gain weight i've been just put i've been stuck at the 260, 270 pound range for two and a half years, and I just want to break out of it. But it feels like no matter what I do, I can't get any results.

More food, et cetera. It's super disheartening. I feel like I'm trying my hardest with no results to see others fatten up with ease, especially after two plus years. This is literally the opposite of a weight loss thing. People would say the exact same thing trying to lose weight. And they go, I'm doing everything. I'm fucking doing my macros, cutting calories.

And it's just a stock. It really has a grind set mentality here where they're just like, I'm trying to get into this. You're like, I had a nutritionist make me out a whole plan or like an anti-nutritionist or something. Well, he's weighing himself every morning and like punching the wall because he can't put on weight.

Hey, it's tough. I mean, at some point your body is like adjusts. Like your body's like, okay, well, if we're just doing this crazy thing, you're like, your body's like, okay, well, we're going to burn more calories. Well, because you have to, I guess as soon,

if you get up to like the 300 pound range, it's like, well, now your body burns probably like 35, four a day. I's like well now your body burns probably like 35 four a day i mean yeah your body is just like requires more energy just so if you want to keep growing you have to keep eating more than you were eating before yeah yeah for sure or else you're gonna maintain i mean if you ever watch those like shows they're like yeah they eat like you know 8 000 calories a day and some oh it's so gross yeah it's insane well i need expensive too so you are saying right about the motivation part, because this guy goes, I need motivation

to get obese and very fat. I need motivate... He weighs 130 pounds right now, 5'5". Currently, I'm still at the very beginning of my journey, but I really love all of this. I love eating a lot of food, especially junk foods. I fantasize about being really obese i would love to receive some motivation from people who are obese and fat uh and how they feel more motivated i mean they're probably the least motivated people on earth but yeah he's basically that's how you find your motivation a lot of you go yeah the

only motivation i have is to get fatter oh my god yeah it's kind of got the like i want to start a business vibe kind of yeah it's like this is like personal improvement like you're talking about this like this is like a self-improvement yeah that's why the thing is so great and then every now and then there's like some fucking like uh women and perverts yeah but it's a lot of dudes being like yo just love i would love to be fat so this is yeah that was a male so the other one how is everyone affording to gain in this economy stuff man that's like the number one thing when you're like the bodybuilders and they're like dude like people don't get it like those guys are like you don't understand how taxing it is to just financially not even financially but just like it's hard to

eat that much food it's gross i had a friend of mine who wanted to do like he was like, I remember like maybe five years. He was like, I want to do a bodybuilding. He's like, I want to get into bodybuilding. And he hired a coach and he literally quit after like two weeks. He's like, dude, I can't eat that much. It's insane. He's like, I have to eat a large pizza like in between like my, you know, fourth meal and my sixth dinner or whatever.

He's like, you just have to put back a large pizza and he's just like i mean dude like you feel like shit like your body having a process always yeah yeah you're like your body is just like this sucks constantly fucking on the toilet and like it's it's rough such part of being i guess i didn't realize how i was kind of always thinking it was crappy but yeah you're right like have you ever gone to like mandarin buffet and just left and been feeling terrible? They have to do that all the time. All day.

And then you have to go work out for four hours on top of that. Yeah, and these guys are working out. But yeah, those guys are trying to actually get jacked and stuff. Well, this guy is saying he can't go get enough food. Like, I want to gain so badly, but I lost 20 pounds. You lost weight, you fucking loser. I'm a fucking crappy loser, fucking crappy loser tried to gain weight like maybe the only guy in the history of the world who's trying to gain weight and lost somehow

it's so expensive to do stuffing and shake and to maintain the consistency to actually gain like does anyone have any tips or tricks is there something that i'm missing so the inflation's really fucking these guys over you can get mass like go to GNC and get some mass gainers or something. But yeah, you got to just be drinking these all, shipping on this all day. Also, that is like peak America where there's guys on the internet complaining they can't afford to get more,

to obese. I don't have the luxury of getting obese. I mean, it's expensive, man. In this economy? How are you so fat in this? That does read an okay question, though. When you see these real fatties, like, how are you so fat in this that does read and breathe an okay question though when you see these real fatties like how are they so fat i guess they all have feeders i think a lot of people have sponsors oh yeah they have sponsors well there's like there's all i see it all the

time on like now on instagram and tiktok though there's like these it's only girls and they'll be like a day a realistic day in my life of eating or whatever and they all just get everything and no they don't get everything bought for them they like but they people have a lot of the comments always be like how do you afford this you're like you eat out eight times a day like every meal you don't they're like i've never seen you cook a meal which says the thing cooking the meal is actually the hack because you just put so much oil and butter in it that that's how you can actually kind of... Are you 300 plus and under 25? I'm so proud of people who are already at 300 pounds and under 25.

That's a major accomplishment. I wish my body would gain like that. I like to be so fat and so young. It's a major compliment. You should be proud of yourself. There's no such thing as too fat, and you are a manifestation of this statement. Here are all the 300 pluses under under 25 these people just wish they were Polynesian all of them

What you do if you found out your girl joined this thread? She's been joining fantasizing of being bad one of the bulimia thread I've agreed to do 50,000 calorie three days stuffing That is so hard man That's like Joey Chestnut shit You know how hard it is to eat 17,000 calories a day This is a fat girl

I've agreed to do this Sponsored So they sponsor their food Like they're sponsoring for poker 50,000 calorie Three day stuffing for a feeder The conditions are It's on a budget

It can't be take out To be honest What? It can't be take out? Well I think the guy Doesn't want to see them Just like ordering All these like

Wendy's meals Because that's gonna Get a little pricey Right right right From my end There's gonna have to be A lot of liquid calories I think

So that's apparently The big hack Is you do a lot of Liquid calories It's gonna be hella tough But I can make it any advice strategies sponsoring is really doing it for me how funny that is yeah i don't i don't know how you ate 800 calories in a two liter coke so you're like how many liters how many like who's like the fattest person the 600 pound life but that doesn't seem like a better deal.

You maybe drink three of those a day. That's still six liters. So you're like, okay, that just knocked off 2,400 calories. You're like, you still have 15,000 to go from food. That's fucked. I know Mac or whatever from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Remember where he got that? Yeah, yeah.

And his thing was he'd leave a pint of ice cream out on the counter and let it melt so that he could just drink a pint of ice cream. But again, how many of those can you do in a day? That's so hard. You basically can't really eat protein because that'll just make you too full. So you're like, you just have to be eating just pure carbs and

fats all day long. It's not a fantasy. It's a need. i weighed myself today and i'm already just shy of 360 i last checked i was sitting pretty at 340 it feels like it was just last week i blinked and 20 pounds fed fell off me what a shame it's hard to maintain a high weight like that that's the crazy thing is when you realize people talking like this and usually then you see people that size you go it's like not easy to maintain these high weights right you're like that that's such a good point because you see people and you're like that sucks to be fat you're like no this is like hard work to be that fat yeah like you dude you see most offensive linemen if you see them like three years after they uh retire they're like they're down 100 pounds yeah you really really

have to be like a addict food addict yeah like you just have to be stuffing you're like waking up early like literally waking up in the middle of the night that's even funnier when it was like the body positive ones that are like 600 pounds and talking you're like you're telling people like there's nothing wrong with being you're like but actually you're just like no you know that you're going home and eating like and like an amount that's ungodly yeah constantly like constantly that was another thing with the bodybuilding thing he was like yeah he's like i had to set an alarm for 3 a.m to wake up to drink a 500 calorie shake oh because you're like it's just like it's so hard to get the food in your buddy turned into a fucking feeder for himself basically uh maybe i go to 400 maybe i

go to 550 i feel like the heavy cream is making me more lethargic every day so that's a big thing that they do is they just heavy cream yeah which i guess that'd be similar to the ice cream melted ice cream yeah you could drink heavy cream that's gross i'm growing huge right now in the middle of the gain train that's gain train? Gains. Making gains. Well, it's Cartman, basically. I don't feel like getting off at the next stop. I'm drowsy. I'm tired. I'm full. I'm round.

I'm stuffed, yet I'm still starving. This person's poetic with their thing. Well, at least your body is somehow working on that. Okay, so we have a post from a feeder. My goal is to destroy your current body.

Your days of fitness are behind you. They will be replaced with full days of hedonism. The gym replaced with sugary snacks, protein shakes and milkshakes, and healthy eating chased with unlimited food. Your abs will melt away and be replaced by a big fat gut.

You'll have thoughts of going back, but you'll be hooked. Too conditioned for my praise in food, of course. You mind only thinking about food and me. Soon you'll be massively obese and unrecognizable. Your thoughts of going back, long gone. Replaced with a desire to grow bigger, you'll be exactly what you always wanted to be deep down a big fat piggy this is and then this guy goes in there and a bunch of like 400

pound girls be like hey yes please feed me sign me up that's insane i mean have you seen that streamer that guy nikado avocado you've seen that streamer, that guy, Nakato Avocado? You've seen that whole thing with him? No. Is it the guy that was skinny and then he got fat? He started off as, I read a blog about him. Then he died. I don't think he's dead.

No, I think he's still alive, but he started off as a vegan. And then he's like, I read this article. Actually, Chris Williamson talked about it on his podcast, and I read this article. It's all about audience capture, how he was a streamer and he was like a vegan super healthy and then i think he like did something where he like ate all this bad food and then the audience loved it so he goes oh i'll just keep doing that so he ate a bunch of big macs or whatever or something but he was vegan at first so he wasn't even like he was just eating whatever like vegan stuff and then they liked it and so he goes oh i guess like they like this stuff i'll do this and then now he's like 400 pounds and he has like all these crazy health problems like he's like dying basically

but because the audience likes it they're like that's what the audience wants so he's like i'm gonna give him what they want but it's killing him oh my god slowly killing him and he just like keeps doing it because he's like this is what makes me money and also now he's like addicted to it too probably oh yeah for sure i this guy seems like he likes being fat well yeah i guess but he's still he literally i wonder if there's like yeah like these are like photos of him he has four million subscribers on youtube i know that's the guy i was thinking yeah yeah so he's doing pretty good i mean i guess for his youtube channel i mean i guess mean, I guess his next thing is, you know, it's his weight loss journey. He's going to be his next little.

I suppose if that's how he wants to go about it. But mostly he does eating food, right? That's all he does. He just does these like giant crazy meals and one after another. And like everything's just like dipping in a lard. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like an obese person trapped in the body of a thin person. I currently...

I mean, that's almost the best case scenario. Yeah. Unless you're like, I have to be... They don't like being skinny. I currently weigh about 61 kilograms. I'm 5'5". Therefore, I am normal height. I've always had a fantasy of wanting to be fat and obese person.

But the thought of it is making me stop. The reaction of people, especially those who have always known me, whenever I see an obese person, I feel very envious. I always fantasize about the idea of being a little fatty, you know, looking obese, having fat hands,

a double chin, fat belly, fat back. I fantasize a lot about it. This is something else. Yeah mean again this is i guess this is a dis more of some sort of dysphoria like it's equivalent to tons of other dysphoria like is this really that much different than if you're anorexic no other side of the coin bruh i got like no food in my house and i'm broke as fuck i'm craving wendy's too why i'm out of milk and eggs as well so there's a lot of these like random ones it's just like a chick that's like 50 pounds overweight being like i'm kind of low on groceries i guess

there's food banks you can go to need a spoiled brat to fatten up something they said drink your calories uh the body is worse at keeping track of liquid calories i mean that is the way to do it but again you can maybe get 2500 in a day how many liters of coke can you drink well i think it's mostly the cream like legitimately i think a big part of what they do is drink actual like cream and shit like that. Yeah. Okay. Which is probably what offensive linemen will do, but they're working. Okay, so now we can talk about this AI candidate. All right, back to the AI candidate.

Wacky stuff going on over in Australia. So this AI, basically, the reason why it's interesting is because, and I'm not just bringing it up because of this, the reason why it's interesting is because and i'm not just bringing up because of this the reason why it's sort of interesting is in the context uh of like the future in theory the ai will actually be a democracy because it's just like everyone votes on things and then this guy basically has 2 000 people that are involved they sort of vote in whatever the whatever one they pick he's essentially

just yeah it's just like a voting so it kind of can become a democracy so but the problem is with anything it's like the ai eventually underneath it it's like okay you ask what a woman is what does it say so eventually programmed by people yeah so and it can still be gamed i'm sure like the whole issue with you know giving everyone a vote yeah but you're like well yeah it'll be good for democracy but you're like yes but like powerful people do not want that yeah yeah that's the part that i'm kind of saying where you're like yes you're right it would be good except like no one wants that sure like i mean yeah i guess there could be some uh okay tell any democrat right now you go hey this ai thing's great and you go okay we're gonna vote on whether we think that uh men are men and

women are women it's like okay so overwhelmingly no more women's sports. They'd be like, no more AI candidates. Yeah, that's over. Like, I'm sure technologically they could figure out a way at some point where everybody could just have, you know, like everything could just be a poll. And you go, hey, we're doing this. Everybody, you have until tomorrow to vote on your phones.

But they don't want that. Yeah, that's a perfect example. Which would be closer. Because it might give them the bad answers sometimes that they don't want and remove their power wait well then i can't trade my power for some cushy gig like down the line or whatever which again i don't get gifts from lobby i also again i'm not like on the idea that everything should be a pull because it's like people can be stupid you know what i mean but i mean there is things that the majority people are right about and the minorities are forcing the will that's

when it's specifically insidious when they're when the majority of the people are right about something and they're being forced the other point but on the other side it's like you know if everyone just votes like okay we want to kill chad it doesn't mean you know what i mean no like you're like oh he jaywalked and we've i mean if you there was probably you know people are very uh down for like mass propaganda like the day after sandy hook they just voted we're gonna make alex jones we're gonna cut public execution yeah for sure herd mentality all that stuff is right so that's the problem with this stuff is like you literally pitchfork mobs run things, so you'd actually just need liberty, not democracy.

Thankfully, everybody thinks this is a pretty stupid idea. But it does feel like what's going to happen is these sort of things. Basically, every candidate's going to have essentially their AI, which sort of runs under them doing a bunch of stuff. It does feel like something's going to happen. This guy's like an MP for some small town. You're you're like yeah go talk to your constituents like everybody else does and

you can get an idea of what they want and what they don't want like that's the whole point is you're supposed to represent them and you have a little small area that you represent them by and just i don't know go do your job but they don't want to yeah he's just trying to like life hack his way out of just having to work i know he goes yeah let's think all the time i'll have i don't have to talk to these fucking sniveling idiots there was a tiktoker recently that kind of uh you know i like the gym thing when uh what's that guy's name joey salads or the guy who was like the joey swole joey swole but there was there was a while where the girls were making the videos in the gym and everyone was like switched not on the girls side

now that's happened everywhere because there's this woman right now she basically just posted this this big video being like what did she do for money Ryan what do you think literally work backwards what did she do for money oh OnlyFans alright

shut up but I'm telling you though regardless of the OnlyFans there's a lot of women right now that post their videos of like, look at this guy's a creep. And no one is on their side. She basically found this old guy that's like 60 years old. And she's like, look how many times this guy keeps looking at me. And you're like, yeah, he's at the counter and you're filming. Yeah, he's behind you in line.

I mean, I watched the video because everybody was like, yeah, maybe he was sneaking a couple. But like, so what? Yeah, yeah, you're standing in front of him filming. But it's the gym thing all over again where there's been, it kind of unanimously the internet is like, no, we're not siding with like Instagram influencer annoying

ho over a guy. Yeah, public shaming a man in line. Just a public shaming a man in line. a public shaming a man like it wasn't like oh it's like oh this guy won't stop hitting on me you go yeah that's kind of like you told him no leave me alone and he's like yeah yeah put your headphones on and he's like badgering you you're like okay that's fair but it does seem like people are done with the public shaming of just random guy trying to live his life so for her to be like tracking his eyes like look like his eyes moved like eighth of an inch she must be looking at me

it's like literally they're really operating like like a ufc bro like the just fucking got out of a fight he's jacked up and just like who looks at me you're dead well that's what they're well these girls sort of were operating like that like i'm gonna pull my camera out and then whoever looks at me you get ready to have your life ruined for being called like the pervert of the world insane and i think everyone in unison was like no thank good that's over and she's still the sad part is that she still got some signups stop it guys stop it stop it fucking dudes you're emboldening her too because she probably was like oh i got 20 conversions so let's keep doing that more of that that worked exactly yeah um

give me one and men are to blame for this while you figure this out men are to blame for this behavior like as much as you want to blame her for doing this she's being emboldened by people on the internet to do this shit well 100 like she's like it's working for her so it's like stop feeding into this like she should get literally if i was her subscriber i'd be like you know what i saw what i need to see i don't like this kind of shit unfollowed unsubscribed yes you just lost money by doing this it won't happen that way but yeah but i wanted so i wanted to talk about this in relation to the australia thing because a lot of people uh it's been really uh i did the video about it and a lot of people have been messaging me this and that but there there's this one video um so right

now first of all someone messaged and they go we've been saying that uh lesbian relationships have the highest level of domestic violence and they're trying to say that's not true okay but they're wrong yeah so they're this is what a few people are trying to say they go and there's a lot of people that's been trying to debunk this on the internet and what they've been saying is they go well no they ask people in lesbian relationships have they ever been abused and they're like yeah most of the time it's bisexual girls that were abused by a guy and then went bisexual okay so their argument is being gay as a choice basically so yeah okay they don't think they would agree to that they go oh i got you so you're on the gay as a choice

thing but no but that that is one study but on top of that it's like yeah but on top of that also it is true though still yes that there's more like uh like calls for domestic violence in like female uh female homes okay yeah so it's also true i've seen lots of stats dude they did uh like this is back in the day there used to be like the new york times would do a study being like you know there was higher rates of like violence in like uh lesbian households or gay or lesbian households but it's like yes obviously around 2016 none of them would write that article anymore because they would get fired from their job households. But it's like, yes, obviously around 2016, none of them would write that article anymore because they would get fired from their job.

For sure. But it's like if you go before 2016, 17, you can find that they've done this study a lot of times and found out this was the case. You won't see much of it anymore. Yeah. Because you get fired for running the numbers. I mean, I have seen anecdotally, when I used to watch Cops,

there would be some calls to two chicks' house and there would always be one chick and a wife beater. Always. Just like one chick and a wife beater, short haircut. But they did a thing. So they go, Joe was in an abusive marriage. He says he didn't realize until police were knocking at his door. And they're essentially, this thing's turned into like a big

cash grab for all these people so i've been calling kind of following it they're essentially selling like a course on how to stop beating your wife and they're sort of like now that they have this guy all these other places are popping up being like hey just so you know like he didn't hit his wife he was just emotionally and they're like you might not know right that you're an abuser but you need to sign up for our don't beat our wife course so it's an e-book you're like no she's just bad at cooking and i tell her that sometimes you go that's abuse yeah and then they go there's four different links to courses and ebooks and donations that you can figure out how to stop beating your wife so and they have this whole story about this guy

joe will never forget the day he was served with family violence intervention order for abuse against his separated wife and children and it wasn't physical though yeah they're saying the police came to his door explained the violence order and then he said i was heartbreaking to read i never would have thought of myself and basically it accused i had accused her of mismanaging finances so i can control the money complaining that her son was just another mouth to feed now that he was born verbally abusing her and making her friends feel uncomfortable when they visited which isolated her so all of this stuff who knows i'm not there for it or whatever but it's like yeah yeah i don't know there's couples that are like mean to each other or whatever but it's like there's a big difference between that

and abusing him i mean i guess there is psychological abuse like i'm sure physical abuse isn't the only thing but you're like what's the distinction what percentage of dudes that are like super physically abusive are also the type of guy they're gonna sign up for the stop being verbally abusive chorus court ordered what is this the fuck's going on in this country yeah i mean again and this guy's kind of doing the thing being like i didn't realize anyone could be abusive i if i'm honest i realized it was abuse if i'm honest i was in shock i had no idea i was an abusive man i thought i thought i knew what family was i was uh hitting or threatening your partner i had no idea there was such a thing called emotional abuse or financial abuse.

So it's just like a normal guy. I mean, realistically, he was the one being financially abused, though, from the sounds of it. Very possible. Yeah. But you just try to right the ship, and then she goes, that's abuse. But I think the idea is, is like every guy should read this and be like, yo, you have no idea, but like you might think you're not an abuser, but you're abusive. You might be an abuser. If you tell your girl

to stop spending all the money on purses, you might be an abuser. You might be an abuser. If your crystal collection is bigger than your fridge, you might be an abuser. You might be an abuser. Yeah.

I don't know. I mean, again,'m sure if like a court orders you to do this i can't see a lot of guys just signing up for this well out of nowhere an entire industry have popped up that like guys are getting you know you probably what did you get for christmas it's like well i got a 500 gift certificate don't be your wife online course that i have to take if you if you've ever told your girl no in the last three years you might be an abuser yeah i i don't know i mean obviously some people are shitty but to the point of abuse i know i don't know you might be an abuser the bmw uh had like a co2 emissions thing where they basically they put a scoreboard on your car and the idea was that you want the lowest score they go no it's like golf it's not like basketball it's like golf yeah so they gave everyone these scoreboards if there

were cot emissions and the idea was so people would try to keep their cot emissions down yeah but then they really underestimated the type of person who owns a bmw so immediately every dude started trying to get the highest scores the app pushes a message that reads you emitted more co2 than x amount of other bmw drivers so it becomes basically a competition to be like who can be in the fifth percentile of how much the... Dick swinging competition, you go. Yeah, so BMW, like they, yeah, they definitely didn't realize who they were dealing with.

I bet doing donuts in a parking lot increases your CO2 too a lot. Oh, 100%. Your emissions, you go, dude, look at the emissions after I did donuts all night in a parking lot. It did not work out the way that they thought it would hey did they remove it um but they kept it on there well they're trying to yeah they want to remove it now or now do you have to do like training i think they could stop doing them but they have hey if you're coming to the bmw office for like some training yeah and they can make like if you got a DUI or something take away your CO2 game yeah alright

so Danny's last day any final words? not last day but last episode last episode? uh nope we're going on a hike Friday you said you had a whole bunch of things planned the road to Hana

the hike it's pretty cool when are you going? we're going Friday oh I leave tonight you're leaving tonight right right right my flight's in 6 hours and you're going for 10 days yeah what leave tonight. You're leaving tonight. Right, right, right. My flight's in six hours. And you're going for 10 days.

Yeah. What kind of events do you have planned? We're going to the Big Island afterwards for a few days. But other than that, dude, I'm going to be chilling. I'm going golfing Saturday morning. Oh, Saturday morning you're going golfing. Who are you going with? A cousin.

Okay. Free to come if you want. Maybe. If you want to get in there, yeah. Maybe not. Yeah. You guys want to golf? it's a little expensive just because everything's expensive there, but it'll be a good time 10 a.m Saturday morning, and then I'm gonna be chillin man. That's sort of hoping to not fill my five day I'm there for five days. I sort of hoping not not fill it top to bottom. Yeah, I don't wanna I want to just chill I want to just just say you get people start like filling you up with crappy event

Why am like specifically korean's talking we're trying to get me to go people are talking about getting me to go zipline i would i'll donate to that i don't want to fucking go ziplining this shit sucks i did ziplining when i was in i want to say vietnam or something it's fun yeah you're happy with the ziplining fun time it's not like super you're not like i think i did it once before when i went on the trip and you're kind of like okay yeah you're up there and you get to see the forest i didn't like it i also don't like when you're going on those things than just the idea that when you have to i never like the guy the the like ski bum that works there and he's you know he's condescending

towards you yeah i don't know what it's like in hawaii like the only time i ever did it was like some drunk from a local village in vietnam right you're like this guy's not doesn't know what's going on that's all that the most they don't care is if you ever go to like the small places and the guy who does the hang gliding it's like this is just like a dude oh yeah and it's possible like he doesn't even run the business his buddy's like yo you mind doing my hang gliding business today he's like i don't really know he's like it's easy no like in vietnam you're like hey so uh where do i sign the waiver and they're like waiver waiver well they made the guys sign the waiver that did their sumo yeah everybody got to fight the sumo wrestlers well i told you though that's the big scam is that

waivers are worth nothing they're not worth the paper they're printed on interesting yes i found that out waivers are not worth the paper they're printed on if you go to a place and they're like hey you want to play you know these darts in the back you got to sign this waiver you know the axe throwing axe around that's what i was talking about in the first place yeah it's like you could still sue them those waivers are like so maybe people don't sue because they're like i signed a waiver yeah i know baseball because if you ever go to a baseball game you implicitly agree to all this stuff and i definitely those people are like not suing for getting hit by a ball or whatever yeah yeah so i don't know all right so patreon.com slash the

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