The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Jelly Roll Is For The Boys

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The boys, the boys cast, the lads, the boys cast, the dudes, prepare yourselves for the boys cast, the bros, the boys cast, the homies, the boys cast, the dudes, experience the boys cast. The boys cast. The boys cast sort of like larger than life right you know what i mean it's like oh my whereas especially podcasters you like listen to them at the most it's like oh what's up bro like your friend almost well because what i love about long form is we get to feel like we know each other yeah yeah so like after being a fan for so many years of so many podcasts that you listen to so much you're like i fucking know these guys yeah you know what i mean like i feel like when i finally got to meet burt i felt like i knew burt totally i've listened to so many burt has done so much in it you know burt's just a content fucking shitter yeah machine content and i watch it all because we're on the bus high on board you know what i mean yeah and when you when i finally met him i just felt like i knew everything about him yeah i mean you kind of do
Starting point is 00:01:17 like you meet people sometimes like at these things and you'll be talking to them and then i'll like you'll say something like oh yeah i know that you know what else i thought about you know what else i thought about just now know that i was like you know what else i thought about just now is that i think one of the big differences too is comedy begins we we begin in small rock clubs but it's not as intimate as a comedy club not like even if i play a 500 cap rock club it feels nothing like when i stand on stage at zany's for sure well the stage is so much higher right the stage is higher you're just kind of built to be the music's over you yeah where it's like the comedy club like you know how they pack them motherfuckers in i mean that first
Starting point is 00:01:54 dude and your knee could touch each other by accident you know what i mean like you're right oh it's a yeah so it's like you go see a bunch of you know you feel more like oh i'm really close you know i see this dude in a really intimate setting yeah and there's almost like even like a sexiness to it too like you know you'll hear girls be like the guy the bit even like the you know just some guy on stage but it's like in some nobody band and it's kind of like oh it's like a big deal and then they like oh it's just a guy after whereas comedian like the whole time it's like oh this is some guy telling me his problem there grows another white man complaining for an hour.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Yeah, dude. Did you go hard last night? No, dude. We took it. You know what? I've had like the most docile. Of course, the crew's just been just railing cocaine
Starting point is 00:02:38 and drinking as usual. Have you guys been rocking out? Oh, rocking out. I can't believe he's here. That's how crazy this is to me. This is a big deal. We have another mic. He hasn't been up this early. Yeah, yeah. Dude, he hasn't believe he's here that's how crazy this is to me this is a big deal we have another mic he hasn't been up this early yeah yeah dude he hasn't can you have that seat he hasn't been awake this early since i don't i haven't seen him up this early the whole tour
Starting point is 00:02:55 really so i knew i knew i fucked up when i woke up at 145 to a text from casey that started with not trying to blow you up man and i'm like oh i up i didn't set that alarm i got a thing to do in like seven minutes dude i always know with anytime you're doing anything with a rapper you go this is a flexible time frame you gotta leave a buffer period for sure i've got the sleeping schedule of a crystal meth addict yeah i sleep when i can and it's normally after 8 a.m. Yeah. Dude, I remember but I have been partying on the tour.
Starting point is 00:03:26 I just haven't been going like nuts. I think I'll probably go a little crazy tonight because you know we're in Salt Lake City tomorrow. I think if there was a night
Starting point is 00:03:34 you could be shaking a hangover off in Salt Lake City. You know what I'm saying? Did you ever do the thing where you go to sleep for like three hours you wake up
Starting point is 00:03:43 you eat breakfast then you sleep like where you do that three nights in a row where you're like I slept three hours in three hours. Yeah. That can't be good for like three hours, you wake up, you eat breakfast, then you sleep like, where you do that three nights in a row where you're like, I slept three hours in three hours. Yeah, yeah. That can't be good for you, right? No, no, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:50 It'll kill you. The reason I took it soft on this tour was we used to do weekend only, kind of like comedians. We'd go out Friday, Saturday, come home Sunday, maybe play Thursday, Friday, Saturday, come home Sunday, you know?
Starting point is 00:04:02 So I treat it like going out of business sale. You know what I'm saying? I'm'm like how much blow can we do how much liquor can we drink in the next three days and then we'd all show up at home to our wives shriveled and hurt and then we'd sleep for four days and feel great and come back out and do it all over again like the fifth day of this tour when we were doing like seven shows in a row, I was like, I'll die. I was like, I'm too obese to live this lifestyle every single night. He was saying, you guys did what, like 30 shows? 30 and 37. Yeah, we did like 30 and 37.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Yeah, that is like day four. You're like rocking out, and then you realize, you're like, how many more days? You're like, another month. And you go, I'll probably take it easy a little bit. I realized that this morning, that we're still like three weeks away from going home. you gotta settle into a groove yeah yeah it starts to feel you know when you really probably end up you go this is not good it's like you started like just buying new clothes
Starting point is 00:04:54 on tour instead of doing laundry we already do that yeah i can't believe y'all don't do that so it's like we'll get you know we'll put it on the rider can we get boxers socks and t-shirts and then just leave them boxer socks and t-shirts right good fucking you know do the heavy laundry the jacket yeah the fucking jeans last time last time i did this festival so like yeah because you know so many comic people you know dude you're well hang out i'm sure you know so many people here no this is day two this is day two yeah like everyone y'all to die. How many days are y'all here for? Three? Too much. Everybody looks horrible. You look like absolute shit.
Starting point is 00:05:28 You look horrible. Everybody I've walked by today just looked like they were dying. There are fans in there. There's a dude killing it downstairs, getting the no joke, and he's crushing just because they're hurting. They showed up out of sheer love. That poor guy's bombing with the best set ever just because he's got fucking fucking 200 hungover fucks down there watching
Starting point is 00:05:50 them people are emptying the clip day one two we got here and like calm tyrell and those guys like he goes we yeah we just went to sleep at seven i showed up at nine i actually was on tour and i kind of came to this being like dude i'm so fucking dead and then i got off the uber and i walked in three of my boys are there all their buttons are undone they got a beer they're like i'm like let's go i got hyped right back into it because in my mind i was kind of like i don't even know if i have this in me right now to do this fucking festival we're going on tour from here too i just hope the camera's showing how bad y'all actually it's gonna be so yesterday too so important. Yesterday, too, everybody here is just like,
Starting point is 00:06:25 hey, you want mushrooms? Every person, you can't walk 10 feet. Someone's like, you want mushrooms? You want mushrooms? I'm like, I can't. Isn't it cool that people just want to give you drugs on the road? Mushrooms, that's the drug right now. That is it.
Starting point is 00:06:36 That's the one that everybody wants to give away. What's that? We got some killer acid, like old school acid, like the shit you used to drop when you was a high schooler. Yeah. Like real LSD, buddy. We got some shit that'll do it to you if you want to go there. We should all trip acid tonight and go to the Meow Wolf.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Ain't it right downstairs? What's the Meow Wolf? Oh, you don't know. It's literally one floor down. I saw the sign. And it's the trippiest shit on earth. What is it? We got to trip and go.
Starting point is 00:07:01 That's why people are having new mushrooms here. Mushroom Haven is right below you. The honest truth is i honestly think a lot of people are doing mushrooms here on the like on like some you know what i'm going to take it easy tonight for sure that's them like let me take it easy just do a ton of mushrooms all day i'm not doing heroin tonight so i think i'll yeah god no i'm taking a day off from last year this festival uh it was in houston and every person got like sick everyone got covid i i've lost my voice to the point where for two weeks i couldn't get it back like no your voice problems uh sometimes that's why it's you at your level especially you go if i like get sick and lose my voice that's gonna cost me millions of dollars
Starting point is 00:07:43 yeah no like it's like my biggest fear in life. I get a little scratch in my throat or something, and I'm nervous for the rest of the day. My wife catches me. I'm walking around going, just trying to find that vocal fry, you know? I do. Yeah, I do this.
Starting point is 00:07:58 I used to run, and I remember I would do that in the city, run and do those vocal exercises, and then I ran by friends once, and were like yo are you insane it's just a crazy person running around the streets of Toronto like me me me me just running like fuck is wrong with this guy you look like a real crazy person I went to the casino because I literally went in. I put 200 down on red, lost, put 200 down on red, won,
Starting point is 00:08:29 and then I walked away. Are y'all, so are y'all, is this coming out later or are we live? No, we're going to come out on Friday. Okay, good. So where are y'all staying at? Golden Nugget. Dope.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I'm at the Marsh. Everyone's there. Oh, dope. I knew there, I figured there was a spot everybody was and that's where I'll go gamble tonight. Yeah, Golden Nugget is where everybody stays. is it by where i'm at where am i playing at you're playing on fremont street gold nuggets right there yeah that's what i thought is it on
Starting point is 00:08:50 the side of fremont i'm on yeah exactly yeah the fact that vegas every place has a casino like even the airport has a casino that's the most the guy yeah right dude the gender is when you get when you land and then there's slot machines when you like in the like arrivals and people are just like getting you're like jesus christ no no that's real that's like got australia playing like probably nobody's never been to vegas for it's a gamble yeah so you can't wait to get to the like the casino real fucking casino go to the mgm if this blows your mind you're fucked you're leaving broke dude i had this dude on my flight from uh new york and he kind of looked like he looked like he was like a farmer or something the way and like you
Starting point is 00:09:28 could tell he had never been to vegas and he landed and he went and he took there's like the welcome to las vegas gift shop yeah and he was like literally taking all these photos of the gift shop sign oh that's awesome if you like the gift shop you are gonna love what you're about to see yeah you're gonna we're fixing to fucking get mine fucked dude this guy's gonna rape you wait till you see the girl passing out the card for a hooker apparently old vegas is where all the fights happen that's what i'm saying right yeah so you know vega i don't know vegas so my wife went to las vegas high so we're like we're like i lived out here for a while.
Starting point is 00:10:05 She was born and raised here. So I know a lot about the city. And this is, so this was before they used to have this. Like this is like the original Las Vegas. This is the Fremont. This is where I met my wife. I met my wife at a place called, it used to be the Las Vegas Country Saloon.
Starting point is 00:10:17 It's a bar. If you walk out of here and turn left, there's a bar on the corner of the right right there. But like the strip came after, like when Vegas first started, this was here, right? Exactly. And then they built the strip. and they built it out yeah that's crazy the one thing about these festivals that i feel like music has also better than comedy is like because when you're comedy most the time you're with like one boy two you know what i mean whereas
Starting point is 00:10:38 like when you're in a band you're with the squad like always which is it is like i think even adults like that's one of the most things that people like miss in their life as a dude where you're like it's very rare where you're like yo the whole squad's together for two weeks or something like that moving frat party we live in a little submarine together and do drugs and drink all the time and rock shows five nights a week it It's really wild. I got on the bus and Casey's like,
Starting point is 00:11:06 you want some Pedialyte? I was like, yes, I do. He just gave me the liquid ID. I'm glad Casey's seen what I've seen. He walks through and he's like,
Starting point is 00:11:13 you need a Pedialyte. Possibly a bump. 27. Yeah, so you're still in your 20s, so you guys are kind of like. Oh, yeah, we're on different sides
Starting point is 00:11:22 of the mountain. So I'm a little older than him, so I'm married with two kids Three fucking dogs and a cat I got a whole other He's got two kids now but when I met him he didn't He actually met his wife on tour with us That's a good story
Starting point is 00:11:36 Actually my first kid's a bunk baby We like We found out like when We made the kid and it was in our bunk So imagine that I have trouble F the kid, and it was in our bunk. So imagine that. I have trouble fitting in there, and he was fucking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Honestly, that's exactly. I go, how do you do people? Every night I crawl in there, I just wedge myself in. It can't move. Yeah. And this guy right there was full-blown fucking in it. Yeah, your wife's in here. Where's your wife?
Starting point is 00:12:00 She goes, I'm under her. And she's just dying to help. So you know what I think is cool about Vegas? I thought about y'all being here today. And I always forget this about Vegas. NASCAR is here. Yeah. So one of my NASCARs buddies.
Starting point is 00:12:16 John's got a NASCAR, too. NASCAR is tomorrow. Are you going? NASCAR is now. We got to show them Salt Lake City. Oh, right. You got to go to Salt Lake City. Because we just played Flagstaff last night and San Diego Thursday.
Starting point is 00:12:24 So we're doing a four run. And then we'll take a day off for more you know how that shit goes but fucking my dude hits me up um ufc guy one of my ufc guys hit me they're having like one of those fights at the apex today yeah we're fighting early we're coming to fremont to get drunk motherfucker i was like that's just what i need a bunch of guys that just got in a paid fight just the adrenaline and it's like my comedy homies are here. Yeah, dude. And then Wiz Khalifa's manager hits me. He's like, we're just playing Dre's tonight.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Come through. See, that's good and bad. That's the cool thing about Vegas. It's cool for like a week, but after a while, like if you're trying to get anything done, everyone every night being like, tonight's the night. You're like, it's always the night. It's always the night.
Starting point is 00:13:00 It's getting like that in Nashville, though. When's the last time you came to Nashville? Nashville is turning public right now, yeah. It's hard, dude. I'm domesticated in nashville now and i'm like man this is our like you know it's never been i mean the red door is wall to wall on a wednesday yeah you can't move around like post-pandemic everyone moved there well a lot of it started happening right before and then they really flourished and through the pandemic they came in because these california motherfuckers would they would buy houses without seeing them yeah they'd be like hold on let me get this right i can get a 5 000 square foot house for a million dollars 5 000 square feet yeah they were like fucking sight unseen yeah right in the
Starting point is 00:13:36 offer you know you guys ever see any of the daily wire people around nashville no no no i don't there's dude i'm asking 80 000 people that work no i know i'm saying i don't i mean i'm sure i have but i don't know if i would have seen you know i can't imagine you gotta be you gotta kind of get if you see me listen i'm like the joker in nashville you know i'm like the i'm like the villain everybody loves when you see me it gets dark you know what i mean like when i walk in people tend to know oh fuck you're not having an avocado toast yeah i didn't come in to make sure everybody was having a good night i came in to ruin the night yeah you know what i'm saying next thing you know we're leading the cocaine
Starting point is 00:14:15 parade to the bathroom we're fucking ordering hundreds of shots and people are dying puking he told us about your your little uh was it the the bet you made in your one show oh yeah Lincoln Nebraska yeah true story yeah it was like well yeah I just wanted to see who could drink the most and offer like
Starting point is 00:14:30 I'm going to offer 20 grand next time you know what I learned I gave 5 grand away to who could drink the most who was it listen first of all they ended up splitting it
Starting point is 00:14:37 two or three ways because what I learned about my band that I appreciate they are best friends but as soon as 5,000 dollars was on the table
Starting point is 00:14:44 they'd have killed each other they would have stabbed each was on the table it was like i would have grouped up and been like this is a grand apiece y'all this is a grand apiece not one of them they was interested like i was like y'all can split it if you want and not one of them said split it like fuck these bitches that's my five thousand fucking dollars and right then i knew i fucked up i was like oh they're gonna die they did it was bad dude two-day hangover yeah it was a dude i took we had a tour manager quit we had a video here our lighting guy quit they quit they didn't really quit but they quit they were so drunk in the moment they were like yeah you know they're having trouble loading out or something because we got them drunk They still had shit to do. There was people who had a full-blown job to do that were just feeding cups of tequila and margaritas to.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And they were just getting trashed. They were not margaritas. They were tequila margaritas. He went out and bought a blender for this specific reason to get everybody fucking trashed. He bought like 10 bottles of tequila, like two bottles of margarita mix yeah and like one bag of ice and he would pour an entire fucking bottle of tequila into the blender and then like a handful of ice and a splash of margarita mix and fill a red solo car to the fucking brim dude it killed us all it killed us all they won't drink tequila with me now no
Starting point is 00:16:03 i hate tequila yeah i mean that's all you hear a lot of people like they have you know i don't drink that i had one night i'm afraid that i'm gonna have a class action lawsuit against me in my later years of my career and it's gonna be all of my band right that's so funny to understand and then he made me drink another he spelled my name out of cocaine and said if I didn't finish it that night, I was fired. It's like he fired. I thought about that. I was like, what a lawsuit this is going to be.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Just a bunch of dudes with like tour shirts on. They still got their lanyards with their lighters. Or it's like one of those commercials, you know. It's like, did you work for a jelly roll between the years of... If you were backstage at a jelly roll show between 2019 and 2024, you're entitled to compensate. Heard a jelly roll show called Wilmetteau. So y'all are doing these tomorrow too?
Starting point is 00:16:57 We're here for three days, then we go to Charlotte. Yeah, tonight I'm doing, like yesterday I did like five shows. I did like a show with ari then i did dave smith part of the problem so it's like oh and it's kind of like a podcast crowd so it's like in some ways people are kind of more pumped for the podcast than right they're more pumped to sit there and actually hear the conversation wild that that like shook down like that in the industry yeah i mean i'm a huge you know i don't i don't listen to new music because i don't want to be influenced by it yeah i want to be aware so like when something new comes out i'll digest it totally one time like to
Starting point is 00:17:31 you know where is the state of music at in my mind yeah but shelf it so i don't listen to nothing but podcasts nothing but comedy clips you know what i mean like you guys have so much like a boss yeah for sure and it's like I just don't want to ever be in the studio and I say something like we should write a song like oh yeah
Starting point is 00:17:52 you know what I mean like I fear that like as a comedian in y'all's world it has to be like a comedian has to think you know we should have a bit like
Starting point is 00:18:00 you know oh yeah I will see like the odd time I see a thing where it's almost like you'll I get inspired like the odd time I see a thing where it's almost like you I get inspired like you'll see someone do something where they like tricked the audience four times in a row kind of thing and you're just like man like fuck
Starting point is 00:18:15 I want to try like a like it's almost like the the skill level you're seeing you know what I mean where he might the technical skill yeah it's almost like the technical skill where you're like I wonder if I could pull off that or like you know even something as small as like you'll see someone tell like a a five minute story that had a minute straight with no laughs and then it was worth it at the end you're like yeah do i have the guts to like pull off a bit like that so i feel like i have some of that kind of stuff yeah but never yeah you never like oh i want to do like a story about mushrooms because someone else did like i mean yeah i got a good mushroom story too if that worked yeah yeah oh we're doing yeah it's like oh mushroom
Starting point is 00:18:49 stories are in mushroom stories go yeah yeah that's how the industry kind of works though right yeah for sure and i just exactly how music works for sure it's like oh y'all heard that new hit and i just seen so much of that in writers rooms that i was like i don't want to ever be a part of that yeah you know what i mean like i don't so i listen to podcasts comedies and music from like the 70s and 80s yeah you know what i'm saying i might get into the 90s a little bit because i think it's going to come back around and you're almost digesting like energy sometimes more than you are the the you know structure the actual like you know what i mean you're like why was this like so sick in that moment and then you kind of like have that in you you know what i mean did you find that like you know because you
Starting point is 00:19:28 got you guys have your like nashville squad of people that all got huge on the internet and you know what i mean so you don't have to really listen to any of those people right no no no we'll see all the nashville dudes are we're all kind of in the um submarine together anyways it's almost like a comedy club for us. Like if everybody was working out of this room, that's music row for country music. So like we know all the writers. You hear songs now,
Starting point is 00:19:53 I'll hear country radio songs, and as soon as it starts to play, I'll be like, man, that sounds like Ashley Gurley wrote that. Yeah. And you'll Google it. And you'll Google it because it just feels like
Starting point is 00:20:01 it has his little thumbprint on it. And you'll Google it and be like, oh yeah, that's an Ashley Gurley. Yeah, I'll see sometimes like a female comedy TV show and it's really funny. And I'll be like, yeah, I know a guy wrote that. Then you look, sure enough, Kurt Metzger's in the credits. Now, how do y'all feel about collaborative process in comedy? There is like nowadays fact just the fact that
Starting point is 00:20:26 everything is that now to me is cool because i think a lot of these things you know you have a band but at the end of the day it's like kind of a solo pursue right you know like yeah for sure of course like so that's almost like lonely yeah and i think as you get older like that gets like less fun so the fact that there's this whole part of it that now it's kind of, you know, a podcast is kind of like a band. Like, you know what I mean? Or yeah, you're all, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:51 like when I see another guy that makes YouTube sketches that I like, it's like, yo, let's do something. Which is, before, I don't think it really, you know, it's almost like kind of new in a lot of ways. Hip hop always had that i thought it was a game changer whenever i started seeing like podcast touring yeah i thought that was the coolest like when i was watching podcasts sell out comedy clubs and doing two
Starting point is 00:21:16 shows in a night yeah we have a friend in montreal who sold out the bell center which is like where the montreal canadians play for a podcast 20 000 people god yeah insane but he's like the biggest quack also that must be like the worst thing to watch ever like like obviously that's that is the one thing that has like this table on the stage that's just like the tiniest stage and they're just like and then just surrounded three six years it's incredible in an arena unless they have the pyro it's very like kevin hardy it's kind of like oh this is sick but like it's way worse yeah whereas watching like a artist in a big place like it can be actually awesome yeah for sure no well you could what i like about artists you get big production
Starting point is 00:21:59 so it's like you said like unless they bring a big production like the bigger the like we scale production dancers yeah it's like we scale, like the Bridgestone show this year, when I play the Bridgestone Arena, I'm finna have the sickest production. Oh, that's sick. When I played the Ryman last year, I built a trailer park on stage in a car.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Literally. That was a car on stage. I built a car. We had to. It stood on the hood. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. Yeah, it's fucking crazy, dude. We full blown had to like fucking
Starting point is 00:22:23 built a car in a trailer park on stage. Like, I take the production side of that side of it so seriously. And what are you doing? Sorry for the other one, the Bridgestone? It's December 9th, Bridgestone. I think we just opened up 1,500 obstructed view tickets. Whoa. So if anybody wants them, help me out.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Oh, I'm sure they'll go. You guys got lots of pyro, too. Oh, yeah. No, we're going to catch it on fire tonight. I couldn't believe they let us do it in Vegas. I know, man. Well, because that's covered. I could not believe you.
Starting point is 00:22:49 You got all six heads across the front, dude. Yeah, but still, I wasn't expecting, you know what I mean, Vegas to be, you know. Yeah, fuck it. I mean, we put six full. It's going to be like real fire. Do you have anyone that you have to run anything by, or are you just straight up like, do you call a guy you're like you'll figure this out i'm on some fire yeah no yeah you know we got a big team that we got a huge team so i'm jealous of y'all podcasting motherfuckers boy y'all's team be like in this room right now yeah we have like a backpack and like it's crazy
Starting point is 00:23:20 louis zk could travel to arena and he could come with a backpack. It's so funny. It's fucking... It's so frustrating. I went to go see Steve Byrne and Joe Gatto the other day at Balboa, because Byrne went on before we played at Soma in San Diego. Okay. So I was like, fuck it, I'm going to go see Byrne,
Starting point is 00:23:38 because I think Byrne's the funniest dude ever anyway. So funny. And I'm watching, and I'm like so jealous from the beginning, because I go downstairs, There's three green rooms. It's three comedians, one in each green room. Like, there's fucking four buses of us out there right now and fucking like three tractor trucks. I'm like, these motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:23:56 And I'm like, and they could have sold as many tickets as me. They played a smaller venue with higher ticket sale, like an old, you know, like. Yeah. And I'm just so fucking mad. I'm just like, fucking, I got to drag this fucking gotta drag this fucking drunk drug addict guitar player when you see someone setting up drums and tuning drums and that dude got paid for it a lot of money yeah like quite like a fucking substantial amount of fucking i'm like i could fucking figure this out yeah no and he does it twice a day he'll set them them up, ping them, take them the fuck down.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I'm like, dude, there's no way. You know what I'm saying? Like, fucking, how much does that guy cost again? You know what I'm saying? What a better business model. Yeah, yeah. Y'all see this. You just show up and set up a little podcast, three little cameras,
Starting point is 00:24:40 and there's fucking one lady back there, and a dude that's just standing there as a formality. I don't even know what the fuck he's here for. You know what I'm saying? You know, fucking, yeah. Liquid IV dealers. Yeah. He's here just to help y'all's hangover.
Starting point is 00:24:52 We do have a weed guy. I will say. Oh, yeah. You got. Well, I mean, you don't have that many buses. Have some luxuries. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Do you have a hairdresser that travels with you? No, no. We'll fly him out. We'll fly him out. Okay. So, like, every two weeks, we'll fly him in. Like, he'll meet us the night before Red Rocks. And then you have a guyresser that travels with you? No, no. We'll fly him out. We'll fly him out. Okay, he flies out. So every two weeks, we'll fly him in. He'll meet us the night before Red Rose. And then you have a guy that just does weed.
Starting point is 00:25:09 He's just doing weed. Rolls like a little super. What did he do? He rolls for you? Yeah, he rolls. Really? Yeah, yeah. He's like our little in-house drug Yoda.
Starting point is 00:25:16 You know what I mean? Does he have to look busy so he makes himself useful? He's always like... No, no, no. He knows what's up. He always crushing up weed. I don't care if he don't do nothing but sleep all day. As long as we know where to weed. But he's always like... No, no, no. He knows what's up. He's always crushing up weed. I don't care if he don't do nothing but sleep all day as long as we know where to weed,
Starting point is 00:25:27 but he's always with us anyway. But I feel like the job of the weed guy would be done for his day where he's like, well, here it is. He also doubles as the drug guy and sometimes that turns into a late night shift. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:40 So you never just really know which way to go. Is he like the make it happen guy? He's the like, you know, we're like, he's the dude that I trust him. Like he's been doing touring with me a long time. We've been friends for like 15 years and he knows like a lot of shamans. So like I know the mushrooms are good. When he shows up with acid.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Yeah. When he shows up with acid, I know it's family acid. It's like Grateful Dead family. Real deal. GFP. It's the top fucking 50 year old acidold ass and 40-year-old ass and like dead ass. So he's also the guy
Starting point is 00:26:08 that has the test strip. Yeah. So if the boys want to get really crazy, you know, he's the homie that... Okay, no, we're cool. You know what I mean? Like, you feel me? Does he wear like a lab coat?
Starting point is 00:26:16 He's that guy. He might as well. He's like our little boy. But let me tell you something. When you come up, I hope you... Please come see the show. Oh, we're coming.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Y'all got time? Yeah. So whenever you're naughty, it won't take you two seconds to find him. You'll meet the whole crew and be like, that's him.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Because he doesn't, you know what I mean? The only thing about it is if I was trying to be obscure from the police with my drug guy, I fucked up. Because if I was the police,
Starting point is 00:26:39 I would pass my whole 30 person crew and just beeline to this guy. You know what I'm saying, sir? Can we see your big backpack, please, sir? Does he look like he's like a fish lot, dude? He just looks like a hippie. to this guy. You know what I'm saying, sir? Can we see your big backpack, please, sir? Does he look like he's like a fish lot, dude? He just looks like a hippie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:48 You know what I mean? Like the way he wears his hat. Hat, pins, fucking big socks with weed leaves on them and shit. He's that guy. You've seen him? Yeah. He's got a blown glass medallion. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:57 I mean, I go to like fish concerts, like dead concerts. Like, they're everywhere. You've seen him 20 times before. Yeah, he might. Exactly. You've seen him. He gets you like nitrous tanks and stuff. Yes. Yeah, there's those everywhere. You've seen him 20 times before. Yeah, he might, exactly. You've seen him a lot. You guys see like nitrous tanks and stuff? Yes.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Yeah, we'll whip it. Yeah. We don't say no much. Yeah. We don't say no much. Dude, whip it's kick ass. Yeah. They don't come around that much.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Danny used to be able to get them until we had a, the last time you got him, our buddy like almost died. He didn't almost die. Almost died. So I had a friend of mine who would like,
Starting point is 00:27:24 his friend would literally get them I get them from the maternity ward in Toronto at a hospital and they were like actual like whatever nitrous
Starting point is 00:27:32 and then we were four of us were like sitting around like this and we were just like doing them in our office we had an old office and our boy was wearing glasses and there was like
Starting point is 00:27:38 a chair just like this and it was like broken like this one piece screw was missing and he was just this and he fucking we hear just like thud and he's, we hear just like thud.
Starting point is 00:27:46 And he's on his face on the ground. Cause he leaned back, the chair just like gave out. And then like his glasses smashed. And it just like, no, and he's all like, well,
Starting point is 00:27:57 we just happened while he was fucking, we all, so it's like, you know, you're literally in like a different dimension for sure, but it's only 45 seconds. And then you come back and he's just like, his face is bleeding. And we're like, well, dimension. For sure. But it's only 45 seconds, and then you come back, and his face is bleeding, and we're like, well, this isn't fun.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Yeah. And we got to all go to the fucking hospital now and get him stitched up. Did y'all take him to the hospital and get him stitched up? Yeah, we just walked over there. We were at the hospital. We just walked over to the hospital and got his face stitched up. And the funniest thing, too, is this dude. And this happened in Canada?
Starting point is 00:28:23 This is in Toronto, yeah. But this is our boy And when we met He's a comedian This guy Kevin He was like He was always straight edge Like when we met him forever
Starting point is 00:28:29 He's straight edge And I always was like Dude You gotta try psychedelics Like just one time Right? Just And he's like
Starting point is 00:28:34 Dude I'm never ever doing them He's like Come on man Just one time Get him to do mushrooms And then we go to this festival We're watching Neil Young
Starting point is 00:28:41 And That's dope It was amazing Well yeah It was sick He did a three hour set To close out this festival It was watching Neil Young and that's dope it was amazing well yeah it was sick he did a three hour set to close out this this festival
Starting point is 00:28:48 it was incredible and he would like every all the Monsanto albums no the funny thing is so he played two sets first first
Starting point is 00:28:54 no no legit first set every hit you could imagine it was insane and like he does them like perfect
Starting point is 00:29:00 you know like exactly and then the second set he had this new album like about how he hates monsanto oh wow and it was everybody was like what he just does the whole he does the whole thing because he really hates monsanto respect and his backup band is uh willie nelson's kids like it was great oh that's awesome yeah the promise of the real i think yeah yeah whatever
Starting point is 00:29:20 and uh but anyway so we get my boy so my boy does ass and he's like life changed literally went from working at a bank and he owned a house and then like i don't know six months later he was like living in a van like but he was like but he went full shaman and he's like everybody's like yo you fucked him up so bad but if you talk to him he's like dude it's the best thing that ever happened to me yeah yeah but then now he's back now he's back to like you ruined my life oh no yeah he's gonna be like yeah you kind of ruined my life. Is he back straight edge? No, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:46 I was like, what a fucking plot twist. You must have some dudes that took it too far that it didn't end up good in the music industry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. We have a lot of dudes that- It also works a little better on the up. Yeah. When it starts to be like you're drinking too much and partying too much and the career's
Starting point is 00:30:03 on the down a little bit, that's when it starts to you know for some people not handle it properly you know the crazy part is is that i think the worst the scariest thing is that when it goes from party drugs to pills yeah okay and i feel like that's always the turning point that you see happen to artists yeah right even elvis when you watch the documentary right like young energetic they didn't say he they said he didn't do drugs we all know it's a fucking lie party drugs party drugs party drugs party drugs give me some pain pills yeah and they're just you know what i mean it's like if that's the moment you always see it start going to shit yeah that's whenever i intervene though that's whenever i start talking to artists like
Starting point is 00:30:39 because artists are real like my they're my friends they know i'm kind of loose and liberal with my views yeah but the moment they start calling like man you know somebody with some percocets jelly that's the moment i always go let me holler at you man yeah yeah for sure you need a percocet somebody saw your arm off what the fuck a percocet my dentist won't give me a percocet if he pulled a wisdom tooth yeah what the fuck is wrong with you that you need a percocet oh my back hurts is it fucking broke you know like yeah it just makes you like so numb to everything i don't know i guess it's what they want but i was like just be an alcoholic like everybody else here's an ibuprofen 800 and some enj it'll fucking be okay boys we gotta take
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Starting point is 00:35:32 NordVPN.com slash BoyzCast. What do you do? If you go, is there an amount of days where you go, you know what? Can you go like 30 days or will you have like, okay, five days and then I got to detox for two days to kick it back into gear? Dude, I'm not going to lie. At my age, I'm embarrassed to say it, but probably three, four days. The way I go, probably two, three days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:49 That's like pretty reasonable. That's like your average person that goes real hard on a weekend. Yeah, for sure. It was like when I was his age. So Casey's been with me eight, nine, seven. Eight. Six. I think eight.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Twelve. Eight. Eight years. We never met. Long time. Coming on a decade. Wow, dude, you got to be young. He's coming on a decade. Eight. Six. I think eight. Twelve. Eight. Eight years. We never know. Long time. Coming on a decade. Wow, dude, you got to be young. He's coming on a decade.
Starting point is 00:36:08 19. Your whole life has been this touring. Yep. So when he first came out, I went. I didn't never not go. I just went. Yeah. This is who I was seven days a week, 365 days a year.
Starting point is 00:36:20 I was just gone. I just went. And now I'm old and married and fat and i'm like i don't know man how much i now i'm oh i'm this old you ready to hold down how much water did i drink i'll think of that right before i take my first shot how much water have i drank today i didn't know water was drinkable in my mid-20s you know i thought it was for bath purposes only every i thought water was designed solely for baths and uh get a little extra clear the nose every now and then hit you
Starting point is 00:36:52 a little boop boop boop you know what i'm saying okay we're back fuck yeah well you just know because you're tomorrow you was like yo dude yeah now i'm a grown man i'm like i'm not drinking my first shot until i've drank a gallon do you think your boys what does uh vodka pediolites yeah yeah that's been a thing on this tour he's living in the future right what a fucking genius you wake up feeling good you can drink it in the morning you know i feel like as a you always kind of look back and you're like man i can handle so much more like i like it wouldn't make me feel bad when I was young kind of thing. But then you're like, no, what happened is you did feel bad, but you didn't care. And then I think there's a point where you're like, yo, I can't like feel terrible all the time.
Starting point is 00:37:35 You go just trudge through it. And eventually you're just like, why am I trudging through this every day? Who's this for? I couldn't feel normal. This isn't fun anymore. It's starting to hurt hurt it's like the end of an acid trip i just wish it would stop just slow down a little bit yeah you're like i can go in the studio or whatever you know what i'm like i can force it but you're like at some point you're
Starting point is 00:37:55 like who are we who am i you know what there isn't cameras on what am i doing this for what are we celebrating i have a body this guy cory shaver uh producer producer dude in Toronto he always says he goes you know what like his motto is he goes I don't party I celebrate so it's like there's gotta be
Starting point is 00:38:10 I mean you can always find something to celebrate there's always something we had that problem earlier this year it's the door guy's fucking anniversary right there
Starting point is 00:38:19 well at first I wasn't used to selling a lot of tickets so I was like I'm just gonna I'm just gonna party every time we sell out a venue. And then we sold out like fucking 40 straight shows. And I'm in there just like, fuck it, we're celebrating.
Starting point is 00:38:32 I was committed to it, you know. But this tour has been totally different. We've been out for like 40 days today, I guess, 47 days or something. This is like, hadn't even been home. Like, just been doing it. You get discombobulated though, eh? Yeah, you just kind of the fun the the only part about it i hate is that it becomes a whirlwind to the point that you're trying to
Starting point is 00:38:50 piece it back together yeah you know what i mean like to the point even even soberish you know what i mean it's like you still look back and go what happened in albuquerque yeah you know what i mean like you're trying to like everything like oh yeah yeah yeah No, dude. He's right there. You're filming all that? Yeah, that's right. You'll be on the Daily Roll tomorrow. Hell yeah. We drop a minute clip every day on YouTube of what we did the day before. Oh, very cool.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Every single day. Yeah. Would you ever do a podcast with all the time you guys have? You ever thought about that? Dude, I thought about it. You know, my wife does a podcast. She does the Dumb Blonde podcast. It does really well for her.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I just don't know if I... I love podcasts because i love the art of it and i love the comedy of it i love the conversation of it i love everything we've said in here today is in satire and it's not serious yeah i'm afraid that if i did my own podcast i would feel the need to be serious my music serious right you know what i mean and my um my approach to music is very serious but it's kind of like the Willie Nelson effect. I'm a really jovial guy, though. I'm a happy hippie that drinks and wants to party. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:51 That was hippie, but Willie Nelson, you know, fucking bandana, long braid, fucking colorful shit, guitar, stoner. Yeah. And then he'd go up there and sing fucking Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. You know what I mean? So it's like podcasts give me a chance to just talk.
Starting point is 00:40:06 There's also a little bit of mystique to like a rock star kind of guy. You know what I mean? I was thinking that too. You don't want to know too much of it. You almost want to. Yeah, you're going to give away your last bit of like, do I really got to weigh in on every cultural event now? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:40:20 That's the thing. I don't want to have an opinion on shit. It's like I get to come in here and know that this isn't satire. Yeah. If anybody out there has a problem with anything I've said today, you can suck my whole dick. Right? You can suck my, I want to apologize for not apologizing. Fuck your mama.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Since you hate me, your granny sucks dick, bitch. You know what I mean? It's like, let me just go on with it. Jelly Roll will not apologize for saying Kanye was right. That is a quote. Let that be the, I hope that's the fucking right there. Let that be it.
Starting point is 00:40:53 But yeah, so it's like, I'm afraid if I do my own. Jelly Roll on Kanye. Finally, someone said it. Or it's worse he's like another rapper
Starting point is 00:41:09 that's copying things that I've been saying for fucking ever so it's like I get to come on your shit and just kind of be loose and fun and it's not taken serious
Starting point is 00:41:21 I could talk about serious stuff yeah so it's no pressure man I always want to just save it for the homies I want to come out and do it with you anytime y'all let me do it
Starting point is 00:41:28 I want to go see you know the boys Burt, Shoals anytime any of the boys will let me come through it's so fun like that everyone does that but also there is
Starting point is 00:41:35 like to me because of you know the way the industry changed and all the people that are popular aren't part of that in a lot of ways you know at least
Starting point is 00:41:43 a ton of them it also made like weird genres like the one that are popular aren't part of that in a lot of ways, at least a ton of them. It also made weird genres like the one that you exist in. These kind of comedy rap genres. That doesn't exist when you have... Country, just the whole thing. But when you have kind of like... The way that it's situated
Starting point is 00:41:56 is there's the industry. Here's like, this radio station is this and this radio station is this and this label is this. So it's like, you need to be able to place people. But when you're just a little island on the internet, can kind of true you know what i mean you get to be a thing that never existed before that i feel like and all of the reasons why it couldn't exist
Starting point is 00:42:13 don't apply to you yeah no and it's weird because now that i'm on radio i'm dealing with what you're talking about for the first time ever of being i don't know how to say the word i'm being genreized i guess pigeonholed yeah they go what? Yeah, they go, what are you, are you robbery country? They're like, I'm having to like, Well, they probably have to put you, like when they play,
Starting point is 00:42:28 they have to put you in something. in a category for the like, Yeah, and it's the first time it's been a big deal in my career where it's like, where do I land? And it's funny
Starting point is 00:42:35 because it's obviously, I have a big song on country radio and people are like, well, did you ever think you'd end up being a country artist? I was like, I'm from fucking Nashville.
Starting point is 00:42:41 They told me I was country the first time I went to New York. Yeah. I never, I didn't think I sounded country until I went to California, New York. And my fucker was like i'm from fucking nashville they told me i was country the first time i went to new york yeah i never get i didn't think i sounded country until i went to california new york and my fuck was like dog did you just jump off a hay bale bubble you know what i'm saying they're talking crazy to me they're like yeehaw and i was like what are you talking about i'm from a fucking trailer park yeah i'm like you know what i mean like i'm a fucking gangster i'll slap the
Starting point is 00:42:59 fuck out of you you know what i mean they were just like oh a grill. They're like, oh, look at me. I'm from the country. You're like, I have a grill. It's like, I hope another southern dude with some gold teeth. Yeah, it's just so I guess now it's happening to me in a way. But as long as when you live on that island internet shit, I don't know, dude. I also just make the music I make and fuck with who I fuck with. See, that's another thing about these podcasts for me. I want to be remembered for this. Like when I quit one day, I want my fucking guy like he wouldn't do a podcast unless it was a comic one yeah yeah like he dead ass would turn down real he turned down fox news 30 times yeah you know
Starting point is 00:43:33 what i'm saying but just immediately went on anything barstool yeah i'm saying he just didn't get called twice busting with the boys y'all the boys yeah yeah yeah you know my boys are busting with the boys shout out to the boys why would you want to have like some guy in a suit being like and what's the message yeah yeah what's the meaning behind the music and i'm like you didn't fucking listen to it did you i have the most clear mind you don't have to guess what the fuck my music is about it's fucking really right fucking there dude and then the music video is acting it out i show it i even paid a lot of money to have somebody show you exactly what i'm talking about like fucking shit no dude i feel like there is so much of like the the fact that like
Starting point is 00:44:16 everyone's kind of because back in the day if you think about like even philosophers used to kind of this is maybe like arrogant comments or whatever but like i this used to bug me a lot like four years ago i remember thinking with this a lot where they go back in the day if you were the artists you know were architects or you know all these different things it was like if they go someone like you go this guy's got like a great mind and the way he like kind of sees the world and interprets or whatever oh i bet you he'd be good at doing that here and then the more everything got kind of corporatized everyone's like no you're this but it's like you would be good at doing these other things so and you're kind of running this little media company it's like almost back to
Starting point is 00:44:53 the you know people that are uh you know yeah it's true though like i guess this is like a kanya thing but it's like if you're like this great musician that thinks about things differently like why wouldn't you be good at making shoes like or whatever right right the same way that like old like uh philosophers would build cities like to some degree that somebody would see it and see it in a way i will say i think kanye is more creative than me i don't think he's had as many drugs as i've had i think that my life i couldn't fucking find my shoes this morning i'm in flip flops now i look like a bum i was walking Fremont Street with y'all in sandals and a stained t-shirt. Just woke up.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Yeah, that's why. You're right. That's why I give it any compliment to like fucking even comedians or like rock and roll dudes. It's like, yeah, and the brilliance. And you're like, hey, you're just shit my biz. No, I will say I appreciate. I think I take the songwriting really serious. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:50 It's the one part of my job that I like. It's no jokes. I play no games in a writer's room. I'm fun to write with, but I'm not a hoot. You know what I mean? I'm not in here. You know what I mean? We'll get drunk and have fun, but ultimately. Do you when do you drink when you're making music oh yeah oh my god
Starting point is 00:46:09 you crazy every four i mean dude imagine you go no no no where's my shot that's a big part of my song i mean i feel like every like okay if i'm let's say i was right we were like like a tv show yeah like we had like a room like this and we're riffing and stuff i could definitely have some drinks and we're like writing if i sit down i'm like i'm gonna get drunk and write stand up i wake up in the morning i'm like all right well that's nothing hold on in the defense the difference is it's collaborative like a script like a script that's right so it's like it's me and a couple band guys and is this cool what about you like this melody yeah but i liked it when you said this better it's like this super kind of cool yeah and that's what i was wondering too about i
Starting point is 00:46:44 don't i don't know i guess if i was a comedian i've seen him do it a little bit i would i figured there'd be more collaboration on helping people finalize specials you know what i mean like if i was going in my hour a little still yeah right right right like i guess it's like a ghost writing kind of you know it's one thing your song rappers hate yeah for sure boys will always be like what do you what about this like for a tag but like not like super sensitive but where i think it would be cool if like you finished your hour and then you got in with three of your closest comedy homies and was like how do i punch this the fuck well i was just like everybody's mind together like he goes to the floor like how do we make this the fucking you know what the difference is that
Starting point is 00:47:23 you're doing that every night. Like, if you're going to the Comedy Cellar doing three spots, if you're doing five spots a night in the city, it's like your friends have seen these bits like 12,000 times and told you what they think of them already. So, yeah, there is some of that. But also, like, you as a human being, because the comedy is more like,
Starting point is 00:47:41 even just like you know how you appeared. Like, you're a big dude. Like, you probably know how, like maybe you speak a little softer to certain people because the way that you like, even just like you know how you appeared. Like you're a big dude. Like you probably know how, like maybe you speak a little softer to certain people because the way that you kind of come across, you know how you come across to people. 100%. And you're so like tapped into that with yourself.
Starting point is 00:47:54 And it's hard for someone else to know that. They can give you jokes, but they'll say like, oh, you should say this. You're like, no, I can't really say that because there's all these like tiny little things that you only know about yourself of how like just the same way a guy knows how he picks up girls with how he looks it's like you
Starting point is 00:48:09 know some some some dude being like yo just to tell the girls like mean shit and they like that you're like well you like some other guy that might not work for you know what i mean yeah you're like you tell him being like yo just tell them like fucking you know tell them uh just show up and they'll be like impressed with you they'll grab a crowd will start gathering just pick one of the girls he's like no that's jolly roll has that i don't see case like that no but y'all sketch and skits and stuff when y'all write that that's way more collaborative right especially on the day yeah like way more like let's all get together like a lot of improvisers my view and probably this is what like all are and i bet you i don't you tell me if you think of this is like it's a lot of things like that are good
Starting point is 00:48:48 collaborative but you need one person that like takes accountability for the vision right for sure you know what i mean because it's like well somebody has to wear it it's like when i write when i write a song i'm willing to get casey's input because i appreciate it but i gotta sing it the rest of my life yeah you know what I mean like ultimately so my songwriting process is I start the song by myself almost like complete the hour like I normally come in with an idea like a solid like hey man I have this idea in my mind I want to write this record called save me I got this melody in my head somebody save me I think the hook should be kind of in this frame right here you got a guitar lick for it and then from there we'll collab on it yeah but it's like normally i'm pretty dialed into what my message you know you know what i mean yeah i mean i forget that like you really are like i do have
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Starting point is 00:52:49 faith and saved me that i wrote it on a saturday a sunday recorded it on a monday while shooting the video to it like recorded it while like let's just film us you know put that video up that tuesday morning didn't even have it to dsps yet my distributor that distributes my music called me and goes what the fuck is on youtube right now and i was like oh dude i cut this crazy song yesterday i was like i felt like i had to put it right out i was like it feels so good and he was like it's trending he was like send me the i didn't even send my distributor the song he's like send me the fucking mastered song i was like, send me the, I didn't even send my distributor the song. He was like, send me the fucking mastered song. I was like, I haven't mastered it. He was like, do what?
Starting point is 00:53:27 I was like, no. He was like, fucking send it to me right now. Is that why it says unreleased? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it's like I'm clearing people. Like, don't turn this up too loud or too low. I don't know where it's sitting. It's not Mr. Mastered.
Starting point is 00:53:37 I just cut it. Too bad it wasn't the old YouTube where you could replace just the audio. Yeah, right. Yep, when you could sneak the under audio. And I think we might have been able to pull it off, but we just left the original audio and just had it linked on the backside of SoundScan. Wild.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah, it didn't make it to Spotify until the following Monday. Well, I remember for me, like, even that one, there's something about all things that you could tell where it's more just, like, seeing that song, you're like, who the fuck is this guy? Like, I think it made you go go like, who is this guy?
Starting point is 00:54:06 Yeah, for sure. And I think that's like the best first thing that is, you know what I mean, that really pops. 100%. You make everyone say that. No, who the fuck is this guy? And then you hear it and it was, you know, it's a real song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Like even if you're like, I don't feel that song, I feel that song. You know what I mean? Like even if it's like, I don't necessarily feel it, but I know it that song yeah you know what i mean like even if i don't necessarily feel it but i know it's feel you know it's like and then the only time i brag on myself i sang these shit out of it i mean the moment you hear somebody say you're interested like this big bitch can sing that's what some bitch can fucking blow you know and the catch is that doesn't happen every night so manage expectations gentlemen oh yeah yeah no i just you know i'm still new to singing so some nights i'm just on fucking fire and i sound like luther
Starting point is 00:54:49 van drossen my band is like you sounded in fucking credible and some nights they were like you were off key the second half of the whole set it was like just fucking you just lost it mid set never got it back you ever had any uh like hell gigs where someone tried like old school where people got in fights at the show oh man well we did that last night yeah like the blues brothers with them playing in front of the fence you know and they're just every now you know you you pack thousands and thousands of people into a place you let them drink for three or four hours before somebody goes on stage, and they're fighting at Luke Combs concerts and Morgan Wallen concerts.
Starting point is 00:55:30 They must know when they see the guy coming in with $15,000 and they see the tattoos on the face, they go, let's call a few extra security. For sure, yeah. And they joke, they joke. They say that it's fucked up, but it's real. They say rock and roll and country artists bring the bigger fans like size
Starting point is 00:55:48 wise so they have this joke when they're like yeah that club holds 3 000 people but if it's a jelly roller luke combs crowd it's more like 2300 2400 they're serious they'll cap us based on like if we were like a warp tour rock band they'd expect a bunch of 17-year-old girls. Sure. Definitely could do 3,000. Yeah. They look at like Jason Aldean coming or fucking Jelly Roll, and they're like, maybe 2,600, 25?
Starting point is 00:56:13 What do you think? You know what I'm saying? Like we should leave the room a little room to breathe in. It's gonna get hot in there. It's some big old burly motherfuckers, dog. You know what I'm saying? It's some big old me's in there.
Starting point is 00:56:21 It's some big old broad-shouldered, corn-fed motherfuckers coming to Jelly Roll. That's funny. They'd be some big old boys, in there Some big old broad-shouldered Corn-fed motherfuckers Coming together all the time That's funny They'd be some big old boys man The country fans So yeah I guess What's your
Starting point is 00:56:31 What is your demographic Is it mostly like What are you like 25 to 35 Kind of mostly Yeah I say I sit right Between 25 and 35 We've been getting a lot of
Starting point is 00:56:38 20s That's a good That's the spot too Because they're not poor Yeah we've been getting A lot of younger kids too Sometimes But 25 to 35
Starting point is 00:56:44 We'll have some older people too Yeah you'll see some old you know white-haired ladies singing every word it's a weird thing i'd say like three-year-olds singing every word it turns into a family thing it's like it's weird if you had to core it i'd say 25 to 35 yeah who's some who's some wild uh collaborations that you want to do who's like because i got one i got one with Coe Wetzel from Texas. Texas country artist named Coe Wetzel
Starting point is 00:57:08 that's a fucking raving lunatic in real life. Really? Best dude on earth. One of my best fucking friends. And he's like, it ain't just him. He's like our crew.
Starting point is 00:57:16 His whole crew is just degenerates. I don't know how they get across the country. I'm not sure who's in charge of that shit. It's scary. Every time I pull up, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:57:23 who the fuck is really responsible here? I'm like, who the fuck is really responsible here? I'm like, at least we have one dude that's a straight edge guy that has never done a drug in his life. One dude. We have one dude
Starting point is 00:57:31 out of a 20-something person crew. We have one dude that's never drank a drop in his life. And we've had to wake him up drunk at four in the morning because we were all too drunk to deal with it. Tour manager's too drunk to deal with it. Dude, that is the worst guy to be.
Starting point is 00:57:42 The only guy that can drive. Well, no, it's even worse. You're the only guy that can wake up and deal with the fact that our bus driver got in a fight with a homeless man and the homeless man busted the windshield of our bus out in Brooklyn under the fucking bridge,
Starting point is 00:57:55 under the Williamsburg Bridge and now we got a fucking bus. It's four o'clock in the morning. I'm smack drunk. No way. We're fucked up. And I walk to the bus. Bus driver comes on,
Starting point is 00:58:04 pulls the curtain down windows broke we got all this on footage i'll shit it out but uh the window's fucking broken and i sit there and i'm too drunk to deal with it and at that moment i went and woke up my tour manager and he was too drunk to deal with it and at that i looked around and i was like we don't have one motherfucker that knows and the bus driver's confused too he's like i don't know what to do i'm like fuck i went i was, somebody go wake up Bobby Straightedge. Bobby Straightedge wakes up. He goes, he walks up to me and goes, before I get involved in this, are y'all fucking with me?
Starting point is 00:58:33 And I was like, oh, no. We're not fucking with you at all. That windshield is out, bubba. Not only do you need to get up, you should get dressed to pack a bag, pimp. We're not leaving. I was like, we're fucked. We're going to have to fly to the next shower. So you got to wake up and solve a real problem god damn at four in the morning it's not like you go get a new windshield
Starting point is 00:58:50 that like no for sure we ended up having to rent a car and drive the next day from brooklyn to boston i think that sounds right because your bus made it right y'all ended up 30 20. i think we got like our brake lines snipped or something. Yeah. We didn't have power. That's what it was. Our generators, wires got snipped. Listen, whoever this homeless dude is that my driver got in a fight with apparently was a mechanic. Yeah. And somehow fucked up like two or three buses.
Starting point is 00:59:14 He's like Jason Bourne. He fucked up three or four buses. So we were down buses. We were having a really bad time. What? It took fucking like a week to recalibrate. I don't know. It was just fucking wild.
Starting point is 00:59:24 I have no clue. But I tell you what, that homeless man could have been Elon Musk. If he found the fucking brake line or the fucking generator line and snipped it. Would you ever take your own bus and put these guys in the small one behind? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Oh, no. We'd figure it out together. We'd figure it out. Don't you know the bands that do that? Oh, yeah. There's some famous bands you'll hear about. It's like the singer rides in his own solo bus bus and puts everyone else and then puts everybody up i've seen crews and vans i live like i've seen a bus band a bus truck i mean a bus truck a bus my fault a tour a crew bus an artist bus and then a sprinter of crew
Starting point is 01:00:00 and sometimes i've seen them do that and they'd have two crew sprinters and they'd stagger them. So one crew would always be the next city up ready to catch the truck as soon as it came in. Who travels with the most people out of any musician right now?
Starting point is 01:00:17 The weekend stadium tour he just did. I have some information about it. It was a 75 truck tour that's like more than like 75 fucking 18 wheelers that's like a that's like a NASCAR race
Starting point is 01:00:33 yes dog 75 I mean it's fucking more trucks than the WWE yeah yeah they can set up Summer Slam with less trucks
Starting point is 01:00:39 you know what I mean but it did look like Summer Slam yeah like I saw it was one of the most incredible fucking, yeah, most incredible production ever. Speaking of production, I was inspired by his production, and I hired a company out of Montreal. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 01:00:56 That's building my set for next year. Oh, what are they going to build? I don't want to say it. I'll talk to y'all about it later. I'm going to open talk about everything. It's basically, Mike, telling me hot or cold. It's kind of like old Guar set. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:01:09 I got the balls. Yeah. We're going to have a Democratic and a Republican president fight each other to the death. You want to hear my Guar story? You got a Guar story? I got a Guar story. So we opened up for Guar at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Do you like ICP?
Starting point is 01:01:25 Fuck yes. And I love the Gathering of the Juggalos. Do you like ICP? Fuck yes. And I love the Gathering of the Juggalos. I'm wearing a Twisted shirt, fool. You guys have to go to the Gathering. But the Gathering is the best. You should set the podcast up at the Gathering. Dude, I like legit ICP. The points cast at the Gathering, guys.
Starting point is 01:01:36 People can go fucking around. It's like when Fuck the World came out when I was like grade six or whatever, I was like, this is the shit. Yeah, no, fuck. And bitches with ODB. That was when I first knew about them. I did probably
Starting point is 01:01:47 45 cities with them. 45, 50 cities with Twisted. Sick. I did a bunch of shit with them. When we played The Gatherer, we were opening up for GWAR. And I just,
Starting point is 01:01:55 the only left original member is Big Balls. Right? He's the fat dude that has the big balls that hang off of him. And I knew that he was the last original member one of the last two so when i get done i walk over and he's sitting
Starting point is 01:02:09 on his production like waiting on us to finish so they can you know he's just sitting there trying to stay the fuck out of you could tell he didn't want anybody to bother him and i walked over i'll this is the only time it's happened my whole career and i walk over i go hey big balls man y'all shit is fucking hilarious i was like like, yo, can I grab a pick? It would be legendary. Big Ball looked up straight at me, never moved. He looked at me. This was his answer.
Starting point is 01:02:32 You ready? He went, huh. And then looked straight back down. And that was it. No picture. He did not acknowledge me again. I stood there. I said another sentence or two.
Starting point is 01:02:42 He never looked back up at me. His fucking old anal bitch was just like, I would have loved if he looked at me and been like, dog, no. I've been doing this for fucking 40 years and I'm tired. I don't give a fuck who you are. I'm just not getting up to take a picture. Hey, man, maybe after the show, lie to me. Punt me.
Starting point is 01:03:00 You know what I'm saying? Give me the old, I got you. I'm getting in the pre-show head space. I'd have been like, oh, respect. Dick oh yeah big ball went it looked straight back down would you give him the awkward yo anyways yeah yeah i kind of stood there i was like well shit have a good set dog and he just never looked back up and i went on well i do think that the more makeup and costume you have for your performance the more it starts to suck when you're over it oh man like i can't imagine the guy on tour put getting in a fight with his wife and she's like you don't even fucking talk to me anymore and blah blah and he's like i gotta take the kids here and you're
Starting point is 01:03:33 like shut up i gotta put my dick costume on i gotta go into two hours of makeup yeah like i used to think like icp a little bit of that but there's i don't know i think like i could kiss kiss but those are probably the most ones but yeah like if you're kind of just like how much i got to spit in chad's face their lead singer yeah because he puts blood in somebody's mouth and spits it so he gets that splatter effect every night that like blood that's on his face that's how he does it yeah and he was like will you spit in my face and i was like are you asking me to spit in your face he was like yeah and i got like a sister that's a huge mud vein fan i was like oh that's the coolest shit ever yeah this
Starting point is 01:04:11 for my sister i was like fuck yeah my sister just fucking flipped she's like no fucking way that is so much of a funny thing though too or eventually someone's gonna be like there's gonna be like a better way to apply it. Scrape all over. He goes, it's got to be like a paintbrush. He's a purist. And what's crazy is he let us do it twice, me and Zach Myers.
Starting point is 01:04:31 Zach Myers from Shinedown. We both did it. And then his wife hit me. She's a, she does Sirius XM for the Octane.
Starting point is 01:04:38 She's a host on the show, Chad's wife. And she was like, I do it every night. I'm glad y'all were there. And I was, I thought to myself, and I was
Starting point is 01:04:43 like, how the fuck would he do it if nobody was there? The dude in the crew that just always catches that stride. It's like a security guy goes, hey, you can come spend my face. Someone that works at the venue. I'd let my wife spit in my face, too. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:04:55 I think she has, actually. It's so fucking funny. They still paint up real big. Are you glad that you never, in the juggle era, started to put a costume on that you have to wear forever? Yeah, for sure, man. I was always just into the culture of it. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:05:11 It's like, I just love the culture, the gathering, the music, the people, the way they come together and get fucked up. We trip ass at every time we do the gathering. I played nine gatherings. Nine? Oh, yeah. Dude, I got to go. I do want to go.
Starting point is 01:05:24 I was there. Tom Green did it one year. Tequila got thrown shit at. That was when Tom want to go yeah i was there tom green got thrown shit i was there it was awesome it was so good as cool as you think it was when you read it even cooler there's no way because this is back in magazine articles you had to read about it yeah when you read it and you thought to yourself haha no it was he i was there i mean it wasn't funny because i think the girl was scared at some point but it was really really funny before that point because she was acting like she was out there like taunting them what exactly happened what was the story well she walked out and started singing and juggalos will boo you they don't like you that just they just that's just how they are and they don't even mean it maliciously they're just like she kind of didn't know the whole thing she
Starting point is 01:06:04 was like i'm doing the show for your little it's like the apollo it's just like they are. And they don't even mean it maliciously. They're just like, you know. She kind of didn't know the whole thing. She was like, I'm doing the show for your little clown thing. It's like the Apollo. It's just like, this is just part of the thing. And I did talk to the clowns. They actually didn't think. So they told me. Don't know why I believe it. But they really didn't think that he would have a problem.
Starting point is 01:06:16 They thought that it would be kind of like a novelty act. Yeah, kind of goofy. And the girl went out there and some people started booing. And then it turned into, you know about the boo birds, right? What's the boo birds? Oh, dude, lucky fucks. I need one second. I'll be right back.
Starting point is 01:06:31 You got pissed? Yeah, no, he's probably got his shit. He's probably got his shit, his brains out. You're just going to piss right there in the corner? Dude, I was going to piss my brains out. I'll be 20 seconds. No, good for you. Dude, he's been drinking so much water,
Starting point is 01:06:40 because he's so stressed about losing his voice, so he's just been like shugging water. No's the trick tons of water and sleep yeah because he used to be in a band he used to have all these like he's had like the vocal surgeries and all the shit he's like a drummer and it's basically half deaf do you guys i knew that he had a music background when he looked at me and said so how scared for your voice are you and as soon as he used the term scared for your voice i was like oh yeah no he's saying before i'm like fucking petrified even this desert i'm not trying to be outside in it all day yeah what was that even like that like where it's really dry stuff will dry your voice out what a fucking nightmare and i have to deal with that and i guess there's nothing
Starting point is 01:07:16 you can do other than you know the hardest part is is the easiest way the three things that you're i should wait and tell him all this but the three things that are the most important for the recovery of your voice is hydration yeah sleep and and relaxing it just like even talking trying not to talk if you do talk try not to get dude that's actually the ultimate thing like if you have like with your girl or whatever it's just like yeah be the ultimate playwright just like dude this morning I was like I know I've had I've had to do days of vocal rest I've had to do days where it's like if I'm gonna be able to sing for the next week straight yeah and I just sang for a week
Starting point is 01:07:57 straight I need to not talk today yeah you know the hard part of it is though is that she's come off stage You're in such a fucking good energy Everybody wants to talk You want to talk Cause you're fucking on the high Yeah And you can't Or you know
Starting point is 01:08:12 You know what I mean Like it's just So people think I'm a dickhead now Cause the older I get I go straight to the bus After the show Yeah And I spend like 30-45 minutes in there
Starting point is 01:08:20 Before I'll even talk to anybody Yeah And I just let the vocal rest Oh you're like Really that's what you're doing Yeah I'm just not screaming. I'm just drinking water. I'm decompressing.
Starting point is 01:08:27 I'm trying to get the head switched out. Dude, I was just telling him. Fucking piss man over here. And I'll give it to you right quick on the podcast. You're trying to cut everyone in line, dude. Yeah, I'll tell you this. I'll give it to you this way. Three things.
Starting point is 01:08:40 My dude taught me this. Brent Smith, the lead singer for Shinedown. Best singer I've ever seen live. Consistently, every night. I've seen maybe better on one-offs. Because when it's a one-off, it's like, oh, I'm fixing to squeeze my ass cheeks together and leave it here. Fuck if I have a voice. First night of tour, I said, Brent, what do you do for your voice?
Starting point is 01:08:56 He said, hydration, sleep. Number one, yeah. Number one, he's like, you have to sleep. He said, that is like every other muscle in your body. It will only truly recover when you are asleep. And hydration and relaxing it. So if you ever get really nervous about it and you can just take a day
Starting point is 01:09:13 where you don't talk to a bunch of people, just try not to talk. Well, it is one of those things, though, where you're just like, sleep more. And you're like, yeah, duh, I can't. Like, I'm leaving tomorrow at six. You know what I mean? It's like, it's almost like, yeah, you go, what's better for your voice? It's like, oh, just speak low. Like, I'm leaving tomorrow at six. You know what I mean? It's like, it's almost like,
Starting point is 01:09:26 yeah, you go, what's better for your voice? It's like, oh, just speak low and don't party. And then I say it a lot. You go, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:32 I'll do that starting now. I was just telling him my problem is. Okay, but not that. What else? Yeah, yeah. It's like, what else can we do?
Starting point is 01:09:39 Well, hydration's a good one. Well, I tell him my issue I have is when I come off stage. Like, everybody wants to talk. I want to talk. I'm excited. Everybody wants to go party.
Starting point is 01:09:49 You know what I mean? And it's like, dude, I just spent 90 minutes like pushing this motherfucker. Yeah. Like, well, you'll see the show tonight. Like, I push that motherfucker, dude.
Starting point is 01:09:58 I'm not up there having a casual conversation like this. Like, I'm fucking, I'm squeezing my ass cheeks together and I'm going for it a lot. You know what I mean? But I try to listen.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Do you know what I will actually say is one that kind of does help? It's like I don't like, just if your ab muscles are in shape, you know what I mean? And that doesn't mean like having abs, that means like, I'm sure when you're singing every night, your ab muscles are more in shape, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:10:23 So you'll just lose it a little less. You stop like even like you talk a little less like this, you start to talk properly because you're singing every night, your ab muscles are more in shape. You know what I mean? So you'll just lose it a little less. You stop, like, even, like, you talk a little less like this. You start to talk properly because you're just normal. I've been losing weight. I got a nutritionist on the road with me that works with a bunch of UFC fighters. I'm not a down player, but that is funny. If someone's like, I'm a nutritionist, you go, who do you do? You go, jelly roll.
Starting point is 01:10:41 You go, I'll probably get someone else. Yeah, right. And he's actually Conor McGregor's guy. right i got connor mcgregor's guy and i'm like i hope that when your legacy's done you're not judged on what you did for me talk to us in 12 months or something yeah right right here i really am i really am losing the weight and he uh that's all gonna be on the resume yeah but we'll go we'll go out in a box oh yeah and he'll be like how do you like you breathing better than everybody out here and i was like oh no that's from the stage yeah i know how to control my breath like i'm not i know how not to push myself to the point of losing my breath because that's a very important part of my job yeah it's huge
Starting point is 01:11:21 like i gotta push myself but not to the point of being up there fucking like I was when y'all made me walk seven flights of steps in this fucking podcast. My fucking body temperature just cooled down. I had to walk the whole
Starting point is 01:11:32 Fremont in flip-flops and then got here and had to walk up a fucking, pretty much to a fucking roof. And I'm fucking immediately walk in and they're like,
Starting point is 01:11:39 the microphone's in there and I'm standing outside the door sounding like a French bulldog. You're just gonna stare, I'm fucking, you know what I'm saying? I'm standing outside the door like, I hope we're i'm standing outside the door like i hope we're not live
Starting point is 01:11:49 can you hear that was it the icp thing oh no oh yeah yeah let's do that and we do have to wrap up because they're doing better oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah yeah the story what's the the icp story with the the juggalos with the or whatever oh yeah yeah the ICP story with the juggalos with the shit or whatever oh yeah Tia yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:12:05 before you get to the fucking pants sorry I forgot this is a good story this is the
Starting point is 01:12:08 story so she comes out she comes out and they're the boo birds here's how
Starting point is 01:12:13 boo birds work a group of people think you're boo-able 10 of 5, 6, 3
Starting point is 01:12:19 don't take a lot and they go boo and they take a breath and And they go, boo. And then they take a breath. And if they have the balls to come back, there will be 30. There will be 30 of them. It will grow.
Starting point is 01:12:36 You'll see they'll go, the next time they'll go, boo. And you'll just hear 20, 30, 50, 70 people that have nothing to do with it. I can't believe you've never seen this. I've seen it a thousand times. Then they, boo. That's a big group, right? And then you take the next breath. If you can do it that third time,
Starting point is 01:12:53 I promise you a quarter to half of whatever the arena is, just based on common bond theory alone, we'll start booing with you. And then the other group starts booing off time, and then that's when it gets just shitty. It's over. At that point, it's over. The boo birds are here.
Starting point is 01:13:08 They have flocked together, and you are fucked fucked and i watched that happen to this young lady i watched probably six seven dudes boo boo and by like the third boo they were pooing and then all it took i've seen this in slow motion i've seen a fago bottle flying. And I was like, the Faygo. Somebody gets three liters too. Yeah, dude. This is ICP. Everybody's got Faygo. Faygo flies. Lands right beside her and busts. As soon as it busted,
Starting point is 01:13:35 she made the mistake of taking off her bra and showing her titties. Like, juggalos were going to be like, oh, she's got tits.
Starting point is 01:13:44 We should be nice. Yeah. juggalos don't care about that yeah dude they started throwing everything at this bitch i started seeing rocks i started seeing fucking i mean shit you chairs it was some shit diapers and then this is the one i'll always remember i seen shit flying for sure shit and i was like this is bad. They're hitting her with shit. And then I seen a 16 ounce water bottle with the darkest yellow piss I've ever seen. It hit that bitch in the forehead and
Starting point is 01:14:13 exploded like a movie. Splat and that was when people started to grab her. Right? And when she goes off stage she turns around and throws up a bird. The Juggalos attack. As they put her in up a bird. The Juggalos attack. As they put her and her trailer in the back, Juggalos are scaling the fence.
Starting point is 01:14:30 It's literally, it looks like zombies. They're just coming over, 10, 20 at a time. They're rocking the trailer. She's in this trailer. Out back, they're rocking the trailer. They're doing fuck tea and tequila chants. They're rocking the fucking trailer. I'm watching. Do, do, do, do do you know what to do it
Starting point is 01:14:46 was lawless yeah it was law it took icp coming over to be like no bro like like they were out there like they're like we don't want to be the voice of reason right now yeah i still don't think it helped him in the lawsuit no but yeah oh yeah god dude they were so mad that was like national news yeah they googled it for old time's sake one day. Yeah, well. And just know I was there. Yeah, fuck, dude. I will revisit that
Starting point is 01:15:10 because I remember all this stuff. I will say for what it's worth, I did not participate in the booing or throwing. No. Because I never want to be booed. Yeah. I did enjoy the fuck out of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:19 I truly was entertained. You know what it is? The boo birds is kind of like, you know that old Chinese experiment where they go, if someone just stands up and then everyone just eventually copies them and starts doing it and eventually everyone in the room, no one even knows why they're doing it. That's the booing. It's like clapping.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Eventually, none of the original booers were even there. It's like clapping. We started clapping at a dinner table one night. Everyone just starts clapping. And then the whole restaurant starts clapping, thinking they're celebrating with us. It's awesome. I do that to like comics sometimes there's like certain comics they're like they're they're kind of like bad but like i like them it's like almost like hacky bad you know what i mean like an old dad kind of thing
Starting point is 01:15:55 and then all always like start applause breaks for them on not bad jokes like if they finish a joke and a couple guys like you said just start clapping everyone they all right seems like this guy's just smashing no no listen that's that energy though right we do that in our business like we're doing a festival and i'm like all right let's be honest if we can get a few thousand jelly roll fans and in in the middle of these 20 000 not jelly roll fans they'll feel like they're all of a sudden now they're jelly roll they'll instantly be like yo this dude's cool enough that there's a group of people up front to fuck with him let's yeah and then they become because it's kind of yeah that's how hot girls work too they go i don't
Starting point is 01:16:31 know these other girls seem to yeah this guy's hot i don't know no no for sure davidson too i don't know no for sure that's exactly how that works yeah yeah but dude fuck yeah thanks for having us brother sorry i was a few minutes late No And we are gonna We're gonna try to make it to the show And then And you're gonna hang around here for a bit I'm telling you man Oh Jay's special's done
Starting point is 01:16:51 Probably done It's 4-16 I think Shane's thing just started Okay I've never met Shane But I'm like Huge Shane Gillis fan Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:16:59 I think he had One of the top three specials Of the year Yeah he's the guy I really do I think that his live from Austin I think that That and Schultz's special are like probably, to me right now, the two front runners.
Starting point is 01:17:11 It's so sick because neither of them are on any sort of like, there's no company behind them. It's just like. You might recognize Andrew Schultz from the hit song, Open Her Up. Yeah, Open Her Up. We were actually responsible for the end of the pandemic. Yeah, I think so. We never got proper credit for it, Schultz. They fucked us out of that, Schultz. Yeah, I think so. We never got proper credit for it, souls.
Starting point is 01:17:25 They fucked us out of that, souls. Yeah, we did that. We appreciate y'all, boys, man. We're the Canadian truckers. Goats. Let us know. We'll do it again. Absolutely.
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