The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Jimmy Kimmel's 3 Day Cancellation & The Autism Cure Will Ruin The World

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

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Jimmy Kimbell's back in the news. Okay, there you are! You told me if I give you all my money, you donate it on my behalf because the rapture's coming. Then I wake up this morning to nothing, so I want it back. What do you mean? I donated. To who? To everyone. Do you know many different types of Christians there are? The Muslims got some, the Jews got a taste.

I wanted to cover all of our bases. And look, it's still happening. We should have to wait a couple days for Kimmel's monologue. Okay, show me the receipts. That's the thing. They said they needed a few more bucks to get us the receipts. Okay, well, this is my last 20. Tell them that. I can try, but I did talk to them about,

getting you that king-sized bed up in heaven, but it's going to cost you. Dude, I don't have anymore. Maybe those rings could maybe melt them down. Are those silver? I mean, you don't want to be uncomfortable for eternity. People think clouds are soft, but they're actually quite hard. They're mostly ice. Maybe I can find some more.

What about those shoes? Maybe use those to sweeten the deal. Maybe get you a room in heaven with a bidet. Okay, yeah, but tell them I'm not going back to toilet paper. Also, don't forget to subscribe to the Patreon, everybody. All the money will be going to Ryan's Rapture Fund. By the way, did you get me power of attorney for your Roth IRA? I forgot. Okay, good looking out. I'll get on that right now.

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Cancel culture has been defeated, ladies and gentlemen. And by the way, this world continues to be a fucking shit show. However, before I get into probably the plethora of events that are taking place at this exact moment, And you forget sometimes that the more important events have been ignored completely. Oh, big time. One of those events is the husband-calling contest of Ohio State Fair, I believe it was. This has been completely ignored. These are, I think it was Linda who remained victorious.

If people don't know, they do a state fair every year. They do a husband-calling competition. I looked into it. It's been going on for 20 years. I mean, state fairs love giving pigs ribbons. Here's the winner right here Irving Dinner

Please come to dinner You guys having a heart attack In the crowd listening to this Nightmare Irving Irving's getting shit Okay then we got another one's like Yeah

Jason Jason Jason are you Jason Jason Mamboa Why won't you

call me back? All right so why would you call me back to your husband? Why don't you call me back?

How funny is this? The scorned woman competition That's like the idea of if they have a male the reverse version

of that they're just like we have a wife calling competition they have to kids because the first guy comes up

he goes Linda do not make me do this Linda I swear to fucking Linda, okay, that was an accident. I only do this because I love you.

Where are you going? Do not call the cops. Linda, that is your own doing. He's like, I already got warrants. You can't call the cops. I did not. He's cracking his knuckles. Linda, I do not, do not make you make me like this.

Yeah. You know that the husband calling competition is like the food is just like a heated up lean cuisine or something. Yeah. Not getting some fucking sick meal. I promise you that. If your wife's in the husband. No, but you have to understand in the actual reality, the type of wife that ends there's the husband-calling competition is probably a little bit funny. Sure.

So they're actually not really like that. I would hope not. The wife's that are crazy. I mean, that dude is like probably having PTSD. He's like back in the foxhole. He has to sit in the crowd. He's like, I can't even fucking escape this. There was one husband in the first video that looked like like he was in the crowd just being like, okay.

He fucking is shaking a little bit. Linda, do not. Linda, fuck. Linda! now! I'm not, do not make me ask again! Isn't up, bitch. Yeah, exactly. So, the motorcade for the UN is happening right outside of our, our, like, studio right now. It took me forever to get into this city.

There was famously, there was a video of, uh, uh, macron, what's his first name? Um, Manuel. Emmanuel, right? I was going to call him Francois for some reason. Uh, he was walking, they're all Francois to me. But he was walking up the street and then, with his like you know his group and then he wasn't allowed to cross the street because Trump was coming through because Trump kind of uh he takes precedent takes precedent I was going to say Trump's all but then I was like that sounds really not good but uh anyways he's just like shut down the street and then Macron's like fucking picks up his phone and calls Trump to be like

I can't cross the street right now because of you like jokingly yeah yeah yeah just like yeah and it is uh the street I have to stay on my side because of you I is this halal yeah it's been, the whole city is like shut down. Dude, I don't know if you see it from your window, but like I see non-stop I see non-stop motorcades right now. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy right now, yeah, yeah. So they shut it down. But I don't know if you watch

the speeches, because Trump, just quickly, the Trump has cured autism, obviously. Yeah. But I have a theory, and because, you know, obviously the man's up to 400 D-CHs. Oh, 4,000 at this point. Four trillion D tests. Listen to this. The reason Trump is trying to cure autism is because if they cure autism, okay, you tell me, what do people with autism like?

Trains, right? Not counting. So if you get rid of all the people that are into trains, all of a sudden you're going to have the trains not running on time. Now, who likes the trains running on time? Mussolini and fascist. So now you have all the trains not coming on time and no one can call him a fascist because they go, well, he's a fascist. He goes, well, then why are all the trains

late? Right. That's a good theory. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's like, we don't live in a fascist country. I waited 45 minutes for the Amtrak. In fascism, the trains run on time. That is one of the main things they some people even deny that. They said, well, that's actually not true. The Mussolini trains weren't getting his running as good as they thought. But, however, the main thing they say about fascist. Why are we disparaging Mussolini right now? Let the man have one thing. The train, the one thing is trains. The trains run on time.

If you get rid of autistic people, no one's into trains. The trains are not running on time. Bingo, bingo, can't call him a fascist. Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine it's great for like the future of technology in this country. Agreed. It's not good for anything. No, it's not really good for anything although comedy we'll lose our audience it is so funny though because i yeah lost of three quarters of the audience basically danny stock trading is going to be fucking through the tubes dude everything it's bad for everything but uh it's funny because everybody dug up all these all these tyloidol tweets and tyllano's like tweeting like do not take this when you're pregnant okay like literally like 10 tweets of tylon i was saying do not take this if you're

pregnant yeah i think i figured there was some uh you know with all this stuff it's like every medication they're just like yeah it's funny because a lot of times are RFK will say, like, you know, don't take this medication, it's kind of bad for you or something like that, and people get up all of an arms, and you watch their commercial, it's like, side effects may include grab some food, because we're going to be here for a while. It's longer than the show.

Yeah, yeah. But anyways, because the way Trump delivers these messages is it really does feel like he's winging it. Like, you're like, you just like thought of this this morning. Like, that's the feeling. It's like, you just thought of this, like, and you're sure. When I was watching it, I thought, I was like, he's exactly like me

because it couldn't pronounce any of the words. I was He's like, he's like my, the president's like me. He was like, Acidemeta, Acidemeta, not going to work. Yeah. Yeah, he couldn't say acetaminophen. And I was like, I've been there, man. That would be me. It's a tough word, dude.

It is a tough word. Yeah. But yeah, apparently they have something that's going to cure. But also at the same time, it was like mostly a correlation study where that one specifically, if you go, okay, women that are pregnant that want to take aspirin, or they want to take Tylenol, you go, well, who's maybe more likely to take Tylenol? it's like probably someone that's like in their bodies in rough shape right you're like I'm 300 pounds like my body's having a hard time with this because I'm so on a

pregnant no no but I'm saying that you go the people that are more likely to have autistic kids also their health might be a mess and also the people that our health might be a mess might also be more likely to take this also it could be this it's like the bottom line I know for a fact he's just like yo you're pregnant take less drugs every pregnant woman is like yeah I kind of am cautious about the stuff I take while I'm pregnant because I think they just that's a standard thing they tell you You can't have a glass of wine Like

It's not great for you to be cranking weird shit Yeah they're like don't take fucking 10 Tylenol a day Like I'm sure if you have a fever Like go take a Tylenol And I don't think it's gonna make your kid rain man right away But like you know don't just take it every day For every like a little ache and pain I know

In other news Danny's mom was fucking binging Tylenol I literally texted her yesterday Did you? Yeah And I asked her and I said Did you take Tylenol When you were pregnant with me And she goes no I don't think so

And she said why are you feeling autistic Dick's mom's on your ass People always forget that Danny's mom is on his ass She's calling him fat and shit I was just curious You know Danny He liked to eat That's what she said to me

But you know how Danny is He likes to eat in the Russian accent Yeah I do like to eat man No lies detected Okay so The Kimmel stuff First of all Did you watch the

I did for the first time in my life Yeah yeah I watched it this morning Yeah, I watched it For the first time ever I watched Jimmy Kimmel's monologue Biting. Biting satire. Yeah, I thought it would have been funnier if he came out with like a cape

And he was just like, you come for the king You better not miss Like one of those things I guess he was trying to not inflame thing You know what is an interesting thing? With a cape smoking a cigarette I saw something, Disney A bunch of fucking sneaks

They Through all this controversy of the past week They snuck in like a increase to Disney Plus. Of course. Like the price went up like that's the real king that you coming for and it's not missing. Yeah, it went up like $3 and like there wasn't one like one, I didn't see one thing about it until yesterday where people are like, you know they fucking just slid through a increase

on Disney Plus. People can't think of multiple things at once, right? Disney Plus was probably crunching the numbers. They're like, holy shit, this is the best thing ever happened to us. And he did he didn't have to do his conservative sensitivity training that we thought he might have to do the conservative sensitivity training. No, none of the Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And just repeat that over and over again.

None of it. I said my favorite thing is thinking that they'd have to do that, but obviously it's not going to be happening. No. So, yeah, some of the affiliate channels still didn't let him on the air, you know? Yeah, they didn't let it on. Okay, so I made a list of my thoughts on it because I was thinking about this, like, nonstop.

So I actually put it in list format. I figured it was easy to talk about like that. Okay. I was trying to organize it. I'm the autistic one. Yeah. Well, I mean, everyone's got a tad. I think you have more than me.

You are, you would be the, why are you kicking me under the table? I mean, to do like a good train ride, I'm not going to worry. No, you're more autistic. I'm already a G-HD of the diseases. That's accurate. But the actual monologue, as far as, first of all, the format does seem a little, like, old-fashioned just watching it. Like, I haven't watched a big, long, like, monologue like that.

Just the actual format does feel a little old-fashioned. I mean, it's crazy there was, like, 30 minutes. Like, I guess his monologue was like... Well, some of it was sketches and this and that. But, like, the entire thing. because normally it's probably 10. I thought he did a pretty good monologue. Yeah, he did a good job.

Yeah, I thought it was like pretty good. The bits where they're just like, he cuts to Trump being like, uh, his, he doesn't even have any ratings and he was like, well, not tonight.

Yeah, you know, because obviously it's going to be like the most watch thing tonight. Yeah. So I thought, I thought, I thought he did a good job. Yeah,

I thought as far as like the writers doing, putting together that monologue in that scenario, I thought they did a pretty good job. Yeah, absolutely. As far as, uh, I thought the De Niro bit was like kind of a funny thing to do. So much cheering. Oh, the three standing ovation

Yeah, yeah, yeah, people are fucking Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. So people are cheering out of their minds, too much crying for my liking, obviously. Yeah, a little too much crying. Yeah, I mean, it was expected. So no matter how you slice it,

it was probably a win for Camel. A win for Camel lost. And sort of a loss for Trump. And which is probably what my point was originally about this stuff. It's like, that's just, when all the dust settles, that's how it usually ends up. And one of the big reasons is,

well, you know what, I'll get into my points after, but I thought that there was some things that are just been happening that were sloppy. Like, for example, that was a sloppy move. I thought that,

um, the Theo Vaughn immigration stuff was sloppy. Insane move by them to just, I don't know what the context they've been doing these memes where they're like making Pokemon memes and the immigration stuff. And they did a,

I mean, they have a fucking 16 year old in charge of like the Department of Homeland Security's Twitter page. It's like literally. Like there's like a 16 year old like this intern is just like and they're like a post whatever you want he's like you want me to run it by you and they go you're on your own right now it does feel like insane yes that they have that they have uh kind of because these things you know you want it to tie into broader strategy you'd like

to think if it's like a you know kind of a meme warfare right this is like literally they're like i mean i will say they're the first adunistration to understand like the power of memes yeah but Maybe they're not understanding the power of, like, uh, that certain groups of influencers have, if that makes sense. So I think that they're like, willy-nilly picking fights with people. Like, for example, obviously you do that. Theo Vaughn's going to be like, fuck you guys. Right.

Obviously, everyone who's around Theo Vaughn's going to be like, yo, that was fucking crazy. You're just losing a lot. And then they'd be like, I don't want to, you know, be involved with that because, dude, I've been on places where I've done a thing and they, like, misrepresent me. And I'm just like, yo, you guys are, I don't, you guys are, like, kind of dead to me in a weird way. And I never put them on so much public blast, but there's so many people that, you know, they'll do something shady to you and you're in your mind. I'm not like a big put someone on blast guy, but you're just kind of like, okay, I see how you guys operate. I mean, they made Theo Vaughn like the face of deporting people and like breaking up families and stuff. Like what the fuck does he want that for? Well, of course he doesn't want that. But I think they just think like that, oh yeah, it's funny. Oh yeah. Maybe he's mad for a second. But you're like, no, it's not that he's mad for a second. It was like that I'll, you've rallied money. man now you that's a good point too you're fucking with his money right now because people are going to see that and be like that's that's a real turnoff i'm sure for some people yeah it's like i don't

think it gives ammo to like the marron side where they're like you just want to willy nilly like be fucking making enemies out of the rogan sphere like for what reason yeah yeah that's that was over what over what exactly like you couldn't find some other fucking piece of content to see right so i felt also just like stealing content like that's what department of homeless security's up to right now. You're right. They could be asking. You're like just stealing it. So that's what my first thing was. It's like literally

Elon Musk like, like the his like you know deal where he just like takes memes and cuts out like the person's name and you're like, why are you doing this? Yeah, but I know he did that to a few people that I know where he takes their meme and like removes their name and you're just like why? He would post like a hard times thing and just like cut out hard times.

You're like, why are you doing this? For why? We don't think you wrote this. Yeah. So there's a bunch of stuff that I just felt like, regardless of your political views, it's just not a great, like, strategic move or whatever, right? Poor strategic. So then the first, my point number one is,

and I did joke about this, but I felt like, obviously I was taking crazy pills the last week where fucking every person I know was just like, you know, caring about free speech or whatever, and you're like, you do not care at all. No, you care now. And I don't even believe they do care. I think the truth is, you're just like, okay, so the only

people these, like, the only time a lot of people care about it is, when it's like can be used against their enemy right yeah it's a pure power game like it's just like this you know bolsters my side yeah so then you're like now i care about this thing and it's like yeah it's kind of points like you're literally just putting points up on the board which i guess is to it's like kind of an obvious move or whatever but like it is one of those things where you're just like i can't like uh it's like i cannot pretend that this person who pretend that allegedly cares about free speech that i know for a fact does not yeah yeah and i know for a fact it

If they lived in one of those other countries, like, you know, Britain where they're putting people in jail for the opposite stuff, they would be cheering for that. For sure. And not to mention they were cheering when they took people off for this, which leads me to my second point. And I told, by the way, there was a couple of my normal friends in real life that I was kind of making the point that they were like, well, this is different because of the government. And I'm like, are you under the impression that the fucking other administrations were not getting involved? Biden White House was pressuring every social media platform to, like, censor all sorts of shit. I have personal friends that can't get a bank account

You know what I mean? For sure. They can't get a bank account. YouTube and Facebook have admitted that they're like, yeah, they told us we have to take all this stuff down. Yeah, for sure. This isn't like a conspiracy theory. This is documented.

Yeah, so you're like that they, yeah, like the Biden White House did this to a potentially larger extent. That's my most crazy pill one where I'm just like, and that's why I said in real life, I felt like a few people said that to me and I was like, are you out of your mind?

And to the credit of people that I know, most people kind of came back to me and they were like, yeah, I looked into that more. You're actually kind of right. I actually had that a lot where I was like, dude, if you think that they weren't fucking putting pressure on, you're out of your mind. And I had multiple people kind of come to me and be like, actually, you know what, that's, that is fair. Yeah, of course. But it's not that, of course, always. Well, for us, because we cover this shit. Of course for us.

Yeah, for us, we're in the trenches. I mean, you have to be crazy to be like that. And you go, oh, the government's never got. involved and you go are you out of are you am i fucking again that's not even the first time uh one of those stations has preempted to show before like they've done it like many times before yeah yeah for they used to go to like youtube and they're just like i mean anyone even had trump many i remember like when trump was on they would like people would like knelt boys or whatever they'd have trump on yeah and then they would uh like de boosted or what or de boosted they

they'd delete it and give you a strike right yeah yeah because the reason is because they said is because he said that he didn't think the election was fair. Right, right, yeah. So, again, and they're like, but that's different. You go, no, it's not. You're allowed to say that. Who decided that? You're like, well, YouTube decided it.

And you're like, well, YouTube decided it. And you go, who pressured them into it? Yeah. We're like, what fucking government bureaucrat was like, hey, I'm going to make your life miserable. The only difference is they didn't go on Benny Johnson's podcast and say it. They just call them and they go, yo, we're going to make a fucking life miserable. Now it's kind of the joke that I was making. I posted one on my channel, but I was saying there was like, you know, Trump is kind of like a, he's got like a big eagle.

so he can't like not take the credit like you know what I mean if you want to be good at censorship it's probably better off you you you know you you don't have your fingerprints on it oh for sure yeah you want to be like hi this is a real travesty what's going on here huh right yeah well I remember when they were when they were kind of like uh trying to put Trump in jail yeah and they did a press conference and they're like to Biden they're just like you know what do you what do you think of this and he was like oh are they trying to put him in jail I remember he said something like that he just woke up man he was kind of like oh are they trying to put him in jail? That's crazy.

Like, oh, what did he do? Word. Yeah, word. What did he do? Word. You know? Yeah. So, there was like a hundred people in real life that you're just like, they were banned from like every platform. Yeah, I mean, again, we all know it. Like, everybody knows that they're like, yeah, people were getting fucking... The misinformation stuff for satire, because we do

like satire stuff and I've worked at satire places and it was like such an obvious thing. My YouTube channel's permanently demonetized for life over one infraction. Right. Yeah, personally. Yeah, personally. And you go, where did that stuff come from? Yeah, and it was like for nothing. And you're like, that was from the YouTube censorship regime brought to you by the Biden administration.

Yeah, exactly. And it wasn't YouTube. It was Facebook. It was everywhere. And then they would try to like rumble was like, oh, we're going to do this. And then they would, Apple would be, you know, getting hauled into Congress if they didn't try to kick them off the app store. And there was all. Which, it was just like, there's so much of it, right?

Yeah. Not to mention you're like, you, I mean, don't forget, like when Trump got kicked off of social media. It's like every independent social media company went and coordinated with one another to kick them all off at the same day. The Alex Jones stuff where they basically like again you could be like well those are the courts they and operate

independently and you're like do they though yeah do they it's like you have to almost like you have to have a pretty you have to like be like purposefully naive to think that you know these kind of power centers are not like organized together of course of course

and there's influence and you know I know you are saying, of course, and you're right. If I was just talking to you, you're right, there was no point in me having this. But we know lots of people who were just like, what? What do you mean? Yeah. I mean, that is, it's happening on a broad scale. I mean, your average MSNBC viewers like, what are you talking about?

This is the first time it's ever happened. Yeah, yeah. This is never happened. This is the first time there's ever been any pressure from a government organization on the topic of speech ever in history. Yeah. It's all. I get what you're right.

Huge misstep by the trumpet men, though. this is a this is a fumbled the bag yeah I know I was kind of thinking too it was just like uh because I was making the joke that like everyone's uh inconsistent on speech except for me like you know but obviously the real answer is like everyone's a little bit of hypocrites on different things yeah but um I feel like it is a disadvantage having a male audience because you're held to a consistent standard like I was watching I'm watching the people in my life that are the most like they were completely for this principle and then they switched and I'm like, what's the factor that they're able to do that is female audience? Because you're held to more, like, do you have the right emotion? Are you kind of having, you're held less to, less emotional? Less to like you're being illogical. Yeah, of course. It's accepted that you're going to say a lot of wacky stuff.

Yeah, dude, I feel like if you have an autistic male audience, you're kind of like, you know what, the things I say need to like make sense with each other. Yeah, I mean, that might be, you know, a cause and effect thing. Maybe they showed up because we're logical versus us being held. to be logical because of the audience like they had, you know, like that. Of course. I'm making a joke, but it feels, it feels funny to me. Women be

tripping. Okay. We all know that. Women be tripping and shopping. Yeah. So probably then the, so that was the first one that was like the real crazy pill for me. The second real crazy pill for me was I felt like the take that

so many people were saying, they were saying like where are all the comedians that are against cancer culture or like where are all the or people being like, oh, all of a sudden, the centrist, they're silent. Or people, like, people kept saying, like, some version of that. And it was just like, 50 comedians. I saw so many posts that. And you're just like, they're like, why is Rogan?

Oh, where is Rogan? And you're just like, yeah, Rogan's going to say, like, probably what you think he's going to say. Like, which is he's against it. And you could also refer to his back catalog of thousands of hours saying the exact same thing that it was bad then and it's bad now. I know. And it was like, that was, it's so funny that people are like such hypocrites that the only take

they can have is like, huh, I bet you're going to not. not be against this and they're like actually I am and they go so are you against the other ones they're like still no it's like the liberal like it was like almost like the george floyd like the black square where they're like you have to post the black square we want the black square right now if you're saying like this is bad yeah you have to be yeah post it right now right now we need the square the square the square was like i posted the square four years ago it's like i've been post in the square yeah that's what i said it was the like the alcoholic who's sober now but that part was like actually getting under my skin because people you're it's i mean it's yeah it's like uh uh it kind of feels like uh you know

there's two people like punching each other and if someone's like hey want to agree that to stop punching each other and one side's like i'm not punching yeah and you're like i'm watching you do it and they're like nope there's no punching over here are you against punching and i'm yeah but like are you and they go if i was doing any i would say and you're just like i i feel you go i my head's malfunctioning no and then and this is The thing is, is these, like, those people are going to, for years be like, yeah, remember when none of these people have said anything? Like, it's not like, they did.

And you're like, they did, though. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah. They did, though. And they're still going to be like, I don't remember. They didn't say anything. Pretty silent. Dude, they were, it's like, the funniest way to describe it is they were sort of, you're like, how

am I still getting any sort of scolding? And you're just like, I guess the answer was they're sort of using like cancel culture tactics to stop cancel culture. Essentially. Yeah. Yeah. They require. Pledge your allegiance to be.

you against you. Yeah, they require you to pledge your allegiance like in the moment. They're like, yeah, yeah. And then every person that you'd expect, like, basically would say, like, yes, I'm a comedian. I don't, I don't want the government getting involved in what comedians are saying, you know what I mean, like, in any sort of way. And, and I know that a lot of people are making the point that a lot of people sort of obviously make the point that, like, well, they were trying to get rid of them anyway, and this was an excuse. And any sort of version of that that may be true. It may, it may be 100% true. But it doesn't mean. matter once you put your foot on the scale and you go well the foot didn't matter you go

unfortunately you don't yeah it's just the optics you go doesn't even yeah like even if that was the case you're like the optics are that that's what happened right that's what matters yeah it's like uh i mean just think of any scenario like that where in real life and remove the you know kind of government principle it's like if your buddy was like uh some comedy club like hated him or whatever and they wanted to get rid of them and you're like this guy was too expensive and then you went the day before and would like someone was like yo danny was like talking to the club owner telling him he thinks you're shit or whatever and then you come and then you kind of come after and you're like it's because of you and you're like well you can be like no that had

nothing to do with it but it's going to yeah but that's what it looks like and that's how people are going to feel yeah and unfortunately that's you know when you're dealing with politics it's human psychology obviously yeah I mean it was a bad move by Brendan Carr real mistake it does feel like it is especially with the whole tip for tat thing that we like live in where it's essentially they're like yeah and I mean obviously a million people have said this you lost the high ground a little well they're just like yeah and they're going to do it to you now. Oh, that is the obvious one.

But then they're like, well, they already did it to us, so we're just doing it back. And then they're like, you know, it is like that punch. But I feel like the, who punches last? But the, well, the Democrats are better at censorship. And my reason why is because they have more 20 year old girls. And you need the, if you really want to run a proper, if you want to run a proper like cancel campaign, like that's why the rights better at like financial ones where they go, hey, we're going to, we're going to hurt this stock price.

We'll stop buying because that's like more of an adult to like I'll stop buying. not to, you know what I mean? Whereas like if you want a pressure where it's like six months from now I'm gonna be like six months from now I'm still gonna be you know writing letters to the comedy club that booked him or I'm six months

three and a half years later I'm still gonna be writing he got a new job where you need like scorned young women unemployed scorned young women you actually an army of scorned woman is always gonna beat any other group at like 100% yeah yeah

or mothers that have time on their hands same thing yeah yeah yeah they're potential well they're not gonna be mothers but you know what i mean it's same mentality scorned young women it's gonna be it's hard to beat them yeah you know scorned women in general i think so yeah of any age you just you fuck them over if they perceive they've been slighted you're like prepare for a lot of one-star reviews yeah yeah uh it does always come back to the comedian like not always so maybe i don't want to say comedy is, like, more important than it is. But, like, one of the things is that, like, entertainers and stuff like that are always somewhat used as a political football.

Because at one point, it was like, well, then we'll cancel more of your comedians. And it was just like, I don't like that game. Where it's like, that's politics now. It's who can cancel more of the other side's comedians? Pretty much. And then they go, I mean, you know what that would play out too is they go, yeah, we're canceling all these right-wing comedians. And they're like, we're not right.

All these comedians are like, what are you talking about? And I'm not even right wing. And also they're like, I don't have a job. Yeah, you're like, I don't have a job and I'm not right wing. And they go, ah, well, yeah. That was the one that me personally, where they're just like, it's like one lib comedian gets canceled and the world shuts down. I'm like, I know literally personally like 45 people that was like, you know, got had like extreme repercussions for something minor. For like saying something.

And it wasn't just in comedy. It was in like, you know, universities or in, you know, corporations or, you know, corporate. corporate America or whatever, like James DeMore type shit. Yeah, tons. So it's just like, you go, that's what you got, I'm kind of saying to people. I'm like, on a personal level, who do you know more people? Like, and even the ones that were like, well, but what about this left one guy? And you go, which side

canceled him? And you go, again, it was fucking, you know what I mean? Cancel. When cancel culture doesn't really stick. No. No. I'm trying to think, I mean, Tucker Carl's, I guess, closest. But again, yeah, it didn't stick. And even, it didn't stick, but more so that was like, uh, probably not

really from the right, because it was kind of almost well they fired him for fucking costing them all this money yeah because the loss of dominion lawsuit or whatever which was like you know close to a billion maybe there was a direction where they wanted to get rid of him but i don't think he was he wasn't right wing enough i think it was that he was maybe too much uh i don't it seems like you know maybe people can disagree with this it seems because he was the number one show on cable news like by far it's just like you said something that cost us a billion dollars you're like we can't just like can't work this one off no i think they may start to think he was going to be a liability on certain topics maybe it's potential

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And you're like, all right, well, this is fire up an episode, this moment and release it right away. you're like it's not a live show honestly he has a schedule it's like he'll talk about it on the next scheduled show buddy especially though

and the implication from the headline the nerve of the New York Times to say that too also the implication from the headline where you're like yeah and he's totally

for it all yeah yeah so these people are bad people bad faith actors yeah they're bad they're terrible

faith actors which I guess we already knew that as well so that needs to be reminded that these are terrible faith actors yeah um yeah that was one of the craziest ones or the yeah the the the new york times article and then

buddy uh this is uh like the uh if you look at um on google this was like you know they have five articles on a topic on a row it was like apy news being like in the battle over free speech comedians become become become and you go become any no no laughing man being a high profile comedian right now is no joke right now it's like first time it's ever happened Yeah, yeah, never happened before. No laughing matters, though? Any no laughing matters? There was not a single no laughing matter.

First, they come for the comedians. That's what this. So it was like nine articles in a row being like sometimes, you know, now. Sure, sure, it's pretty common. You go, yeah, you're currently demonetized for what was a comedy video too. Yeah. It wasn't for your opinions. It was for a comedy video.

It was from a fucking, uh, the bath house where we were just, it was the day Ted Kaczynski died and we were just talking about it. And then YouTube's, and they didn't even, where did that fucking censorship? As a podcast, yeah, from YouTube. And we didn't even, like, the full episode didn't get demonetized. It was just the 30 second clip of just talking about Ted Kaczynski. And they're like, you're supporting, you're promoting terrorism is what they said. Because it was my first strike ever.

And they go, this type of strike is demonetized for life. Yeah. And they used to like. It wasn't like I was some serial, like, you know, doing this all the time. It's like my first ever strike. And in a comedy context. In a comedy club. It was literally in the green room.

with a stand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, and they don't, yeah, they don't give a shit,

so. Well, they used to, they used to, yeah, that was the big thing, is they would haul the guys into Congress

and yell at them, and then they'd have the backdoor channels where they're like, Zuckerberg, it'd be a shame if something happened to you. Sure, sure. You know, and then Zuckerberg said,

yes, sir, and then he gets his new guy, and he says, yes, sir, but it's like, shame of Anderson Silver showed up to your house and maybe sent you straight.

So that's all stuff where, I will say, I've, because I would read this stuff and I go, what the fuck? And then when I said it to people in real life, I felt like people were actually, I wasn't getting that much pushback. I was getting people like,

okay, I guess that's fair. Yeah. So that's one thing to be said. That's fine, yeah. On to the next thing. It'll just be like, this is, this will just be a blip. Like, Kimball's ratings will literally be like,

you know, it'll look like GameStop, essentially. It's just going to be like, Crater. That's funny if you look at it. Yeah, but it was, it was a boost for Kimmel, no matter how you want to slice it.

Yeah, but it'll be a temporary miss. Like, I don't know. Well, the format is like, you know. Yeah, again, you're just like, all right. After the break, Chuck Schumer. Okay, I'm not staying up to 1230 to watch you talk to Chuck Schumer. They do do that. They do be talking to talk to Schumer.

Yeah, I think I'm not staying up. That's crazy. So that was sort of my number four is that I thought it's funny that comedians become punching bags, always where people, you know, it does feel like it's always a thing where people get mad at you for not being extreme. Yeah, so I think that number five was the point

that I do think it's my list has gone to shit. It wasn't a good idea. I thought my list was a good idea. But I think number five was the point that I said that it was a, I feel like conservatives are harder to cancel because they don't run as many of the cultural institutions

and sometimes they don't give a shit about that, which is kind of like the Theo Vaughn thing where it's like they don't like understand or care that like, you know, about those people, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just like everyone's pawns. But also they don't have enough

20-year-old girls. They don't rally the same way. No, like they burn their fucking, you know, they pour out their Budweiser in there. Dude, they had some wild articles where they said do not underestimate out. Remember when we had our sketch we were going to do that the brands, the liberals were cancer

and brands of the Republicans and then they meet up and swap the cancel swap shop. They swap meat? Yeah, cancel swap meat. I feel like when we started talking about doing that, we waited too long and then it felt like we needed a little stale it got a little stale but I always thought that was funny

the guy showing up with the Kaepernix and then the guy showing up with his case of Budla and they switch him but the articles were funny do not underestimate how dangerous dangerous that Jimmy Kimmel suspension is they were doing a school walkout the school walkout

kids were like who's Jimmy Kimmel yeah but I have the friends in real life that I had to pretend that I've like watched you for eight years cheer on censorship especially Canadian ones where I'm like I've especially watched Canadian people cheer on every fucking last little drop of government censorship. Oh, they have a whole new one where they're like, they had this whole hate. He wants to fucking, yeah, turn the internet off basically.

Yeah, I have this whole hate crime bill that just passed where it's basically all this new stuff and it's all very vague. Yeah. You know, where it's just like, is this, what, and they go, we'll decide what a hate. And we'll lock you. Case by case, yeah. We'll lock you away if we. Who decides? We have one chick that she's just going to sit in a room and be like, no, yes.

It's funny. Actually, I was listening to a podcast earlier today of, um, it's like, guy who got fired from CBC. He had like a prime time show on CBC, this brown dude. His name was Travis Dan Raj or whatever. Okay. And basically his whole deal was he's like, he's just a journalist. He's like, yeah, I just want to talk to conservatives as well. Like I want to essentially do what CNN's doing. Right, because, okay. Right. And then they basically, they refused to fire him. They like wouldn't let him resign. And they're just like, we're paying you like for some union thing, but they just like shelf them. And so he's like doing a podcast now because this is like, he finally like got out of his CBC contract.

And he was just, essentially, his whole thing was like, yeah, you guys just wanted a brown guy, like a token brown guy to just, like, parrot your shit. But so he recorded all these conversations, like audio recorded, all these conversations with him, with people in CBC, all women. Literally every single one. Of course. Yeah, you're just like, when you wonder, you're like, who's, like, really running this shit? And probably CBC and probably like all these other networks, they go, yeah, if you look, it's actually 50-50, like employment. But you're like, yeah. The janitor.

Yeah, it's like, the janitor. the camera operators, the grips like all that shit, the boom operator, these are all the guys and all the fucking middle management fucking bureaucrats are all women. The adult daycare. Yeah, it is adult daycare but you can tell he's just like every single

recording he posts. It's just him talking to fucking three chicks in a meeting and then telling him why they like he couldn't. I've been in those meetings. Buddy, he was talking about because he used to work on like marketplace or something and he was saying how he's talking about like, yeah, we have to do these like forms where like if you interview somebody about like

inflation you have to like check off if they're like asexual he's like how the fuck am i supposed to know oh that used to be our joke when i was doing uh my show i know we had to say how many gay people were on the thing and i used to take the form and then fill out like one person on the crew and then like and then see see everyone on the email yeah like i'd be just like yeah we're like dany obviously how many gay people it's so funny how like far behind everybody is though where he's like you're talking about this now like this is like we were like 10 years ago, you're like, this is pretty crazy. Now, this is how slowly the shit moves.

Like normies where, like, people are like, yeah, it's pretty wild. I'm on a whole new thing, okay? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So, yes, it's been, in general, anyone who's, like, kind of been in that world having it, like, weaponized against you or, like, for your friends or whatever, you're just like, you'd have to be absolutely blind to fucking... I don't see how this stops either.

It's like someone coming out right now and just being like, you know, do you guys ever notice that, like, the industrial mills, the military industrial complex always gets paid. It actually kind of feels like that. Look at their stock prices. Just kind of always goes up, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You go, yo, do you guys heard of this Lockheed Martin guys? Like, I feel like, and maybe I'm crazy. I feel like they like want war. Yeah.

And that's what to me, like what it feels like. Yeah, it does feel like that. I don't know how it ends though. Someone like tagged me in this thing, but it was kind of interesting because I was talking last week about like,

you know how it's like revenge culture and not cancel culture. And then someone, there's this like game theory. strategy like it's like a subset of the prisoners dilemma it's called tit for tat essentially which is like an optimal strategy and it kind of describes exactly what's going on what is the cultural strategy essentially what happens is that you're just like if someone does something you do it back and but but you get locked in you get locked in like a feedback loop essentially where you go if that's your strategy where you go I do something as it goes if you do something I'm going to do that to you

and then they go, okay, well, you just did something to me, so I'm going to do something to you, it's the same thing. So it just like never ends. The only off ramp is there's like a variation of the strategy is called like tit for tat with forgiveness, where one party has to, one of the sides has to essentially go like, you know what, it's cool, like we're not going to do this anymore. We have to do this one though. This one, they have, one of them has to do the one time of just basically being like,

we're going to forgive on this turn, right, and not reciprocate. and then that's essentially like the off ramp but you're like I don't know the different the one part is though they're not all equal though because right it'll end up being like because I think there's always if you go in culture you go who runs more institutions

you go in tech who runs more institutions so you kind of end of like an asymmetric where you go the one sector they go why would we do that we're winning and in the other sector they're losing you know what I mean yeah there's that element we're winning here but we're losing here so we're but we're winning here so you almost have to do them

like piece by piece like almost like hey they have to be done like you know in these individual pieces where like they have to play these individual games within like the larger game almost yeah like it seems like the only way to like end the craziness be like I don't know if nobody's ever going to do it so you're just like you're just stuck in this fucking feedback no because it doesn't always and especially like there's always people that they go I don't benefit I benefit from the war yeah well you know what we do need like if you were like thinking about this and I go there is one way out of this Another 9-11, unfortunately, or some sort of similar.

Oh, Danny would be fucking cooking that up. You would say that. I'll take an asteroid, some sort of meteor, some sort of extinction level event. That's fine, too. It doesn't have to be certain parties doing certain things, but it's like it's only, because it seems like probably after like 9-11, like something where you have these like mass traumatic events. Aliens coming down. Something like that where it happens to like everyone.

and then everybody can kind of be like, oh, that was crazy. Well, let's not do that anymore for a while. Yeah, you're, you have like a pitchfork and people do love a pitchfork. That's the problem with this stuff too. It's like it is a human psychology thing where people love, you know,

and even if you feel like you've been wronged. Especially when you feel like you've been wronged. And then on top of that, there's so many people that make money, like, you know, the, if you are like a commentator, like even in our scenario, like I know I would have a more popular message

if I just came out and I was like this is war like you know what I mean I would be more you'd make more money you'd like you least amount of money is in common sense there's there's no position that has less fucking ability than just common sense

it really is even the algorithms do not like work for that because you're kind of like the way to get the most success is you're like this is the algorithm I can peel to and I do everything that they want yes correct it's like full

audience capture. And I mean, look, there's lots of people who are probably like very entrenched on their side. They go flip on a podcast, maybe this podcast. They hear one thing they disagree with and they're just like, fuck these guys. Yeah, I think sometimes probably. Yeah, they go, I don't like this. I want to hear only things I agree with. I feel like this is where I'm taking the side you should normally take, though, where when I'm talking to people in normal, I actually don't totally find that. No, but I think when people get in their internet mode, they're maybe are different. I mean, I don't know what, like, also we hang out with, like, you know, we hang out with most comedians. Most of my friends are pretty, like, reasonable.

Yeah, exactly. Like, you know, there's some element where you're like, yeah, I don't hang out. Like, I have not friends with those people. I know they exist. I'm not that many friends with people that are like crazy ideological. For example, I saw something where, so a guy who's like, I know from Toronto, you might know him too. He was just like an open micer in Toronto. And he, like, posted all these screenshots of after the Charlie Kirk thing, basically just like, he was like, yeah, this is bad.

that Charlie Kirk was assassinated and then I saw a female comedian who we both know very well who basically like went after him for saying like this is not okay not acceptable to say all this stuff and I very much saw it and then he went and deleted the social media

like he couldn't even handle the smoke of like her and she's not like super successful but like there's like an element too there where I'm like she would never do this to anybody like on her level or above you know like she was like here's a guy who's like I can kind of go bully I can bully over, but like, again, we're not friends with these people.

Like, I wouldn't be friends with someone like that. No one in my life. Everyone in my life is pretty like, like, if someone came up to me and just like, I cannot believe that you're, you, you thought it was wrong for Charlie Kirk to be assassinated. I'd be like, okay, we're done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, okay, we're not friends anymore. Now, most of the time when I'm with a bunch of my friends, it's kind of like, someone

says a point. You're like, okay, at least they're not. I go, I can tell you're not a salesman for some shit. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You're like, you've, you've done. your analysis in your head and this is where you've kind of come out maybe you heard different things than me but this is kind of like where you ended up but you're not here to like sell me someone no it's not like step up your fucking table and trying to change you know change my mind no my friends are

not they don't have a table no tables no tables so people sometimes get entrenched but yeah yeah it is what it is so that was and then my last point on that specific one was yeah that i mean it does always whenever you're the politics always is like using capital and culture builds capital so when you're doing stuff that annoys people culturally it uh it takes away from your capital and then the other side has that capital and then the politicians all spend it so when i was saying like the theo vaughan thing that's them like trying to spend capital and then they have less capital as a result of the end of it that's i mean that is for sure that's true but i also thought it was interesting the fucking with the jimmy kimmel thing uh when it did happen there was a lot of people

that were posting his old clips of like man show and all that the sort of things. And then there was a decent amount of like kind of publications that were they were kind of having trouble with that because they were just like, you know, we're very pro Jimmy Kimmel, but at the same time like we do have to say we don't, yeah, some of the stuff he's done in the past. Like, equivalent of the fucking

Charlie Kirk getting killed. Like people are like, yeah, they were like they kind of felt like they had to do that with him even. Like this is daily male full shameful past of Jimmy Kimmel blackfaced simulated sex and vile misogyny. I guess Howard Stern gets that a little bit too. Yeah, and they just go I'm a different. I mean,

you turn on the waterworks enough times and kind of absolves you of pass-ins. Do you think the girls love the waterworks? Like in his audience? Yeah. Yeah. Like, do they, they just think, like, they're very much like, I can't believe that fucking orange Cheeto made Jimmy cry again. I think so.

Yeah. I think that girls, yeah, there's nothing more than a girl that a girl loves than a guy they're not going to fuck crying. Yeah. Also, you know, like, they have their ratings. Like, look, if ever, for the last 20 years, if every time Jimmy Kimmel starts crying. They're like, yeah, everybody turns the fucking TV off.

When you do this, stop doing it. Right. He would stop doing it. They're just like, it's always a fucking banger. They go, look at this, a nice little bump. Yeah, I know. And then you don't know when he's going to cry again. And like, that's always on the table.

Oh, and he couldn't cry again. Like on the end of your seat? As his late night gig comes to an abrupt end, the crude past of Jimmy Kimmel looks to have finally caught up with him. So it turns out it didn't catch up with him. He is, like, again, he would have. His contracts up in, like, after the season, it would not have been renewed. We're probably getting to go, he has to be there for the rest of Trump, at least.

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for tickets. And I'll be in Dallas next month. Hi-A-Nus Comedy Club, dandycombe.combe. So, you know what I thought of? You know how there is all the the Trump rappers? Like there's a couple guys that when they had like a Charlie Kirk rap and the people didn't think it was great. No, with the hang him from the tree or whatever.

Like, see that one? We're like, you know that? No. He's like, I think he's... Is he kind of chubby? He's the fat, like his bandit dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like him and this white dude, long hair white dude and they like do a bit basically it's like hanging pedophiles but then it like came out the day that like those two dudes got found hung in mississippi movie release schedule yeah i had no shit it was an auto post obviously auto skid but uh and then everybody's like look at these fucking bag of people they're like you know essentially they like tied the two things to sure but it was

yeah those guys not good well i was kind of thinking you know my mega rap not a great genre not a great genre not a great genre you know my favorite one though right the dad with the kid oh the dad you're not gay it's a demon that's inside of you and he goes something something something something just a man in a way but i was thinking the liberal version of that is the they them energy yeah of course they them and i think i had them i think i have them somewhere here look i've been obsessed with the the kid i've been obsessed with i probably listened to that song 400 times the gym just like you're on the fucking punching bags you're not good it's a demon that's inside of you know he said something about shooting pedos

the bathroom isn't for you yeah I can't get mercilessly bullied at school actually he's homeschooled of course stupid stupid stupid comment by me you can picture him and his dad in the studio oh yeah yeah he's supposed to be learning about history or math and his dad is come on let's go lay down a couple bars

I won't tell if you don't that does remind me of certain people like what that I grew up with that are rappers that live in like Oshawa yeah like those people love fucking you know becoming like a like getting their kid to rap. Of course. But this is

his new one. Hold on. Oh, he's got a new one. Hold on. So it says it says 11-year-old has message for the LGBT key. He's 11 now? This is my favorite thing on the internet right now.

Let the boys be boys be girls. Let the boys be boys. I just want to go outside and play with all my toys. Look. There's only two genders. I've got a mom and dad. I keep God in the center. I do kids stuff.

My mom told me never Talk to Strangers And if I see a man In a dress that is dangerous Now the truth to save souls Is my mission now Walking through my hood and Nerf Gun like I'm renting house

Girls wear pink And boys wear blue And there will never be such a thing As your truth And you cannot change what God Made you to be Either girl or a boy Look at the birds and the bees

Let the boys be I hate to bring you Birds don't actually fuck bees The birds Both other birds Yeah I know But I guess The birds and bees are like

Oh he thinks the birds And the boys And the girls Yeah I guess I don't know That is the shittiest song I've ever heard Like that way

Not to crush an 11 year old's dreams This kid's amazing But like If you just take out Like the The content Like the lyrics You go that song sucks

The other one's so funny I do like the idea I'm not gay You're not gay It's a demon that's inside of you But like you know I love the idea of like some MAGA brain-rotted guy

in like Fox News in Florida just driving around just playing it and it's blasting that? Yeah, just playing it. And I tell you, this is the, yeah, this is the liberal version. Dave them energy. Dave them energy.

Brave them energy. Oh, yeah, energy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And the equivalent of like, you know, MSNBC brain rot person driving around Portland and their Subaru, just playing.

Date them energy. Date them energy. I don't know if you saw it, but I said that if I go if this is if keep going on

I might have to dust off the two shirts but it has sort of switched where like there was a second where I was just like you guys are fucking crazy but then it started making me laugh like

even I saw like Matt Walsh and he was posting he was like because I guess Erica Kirk said at the funeral she was like I forgive him and then he was like yes we will forgive them after we execute them and he was like you can still execute someone and then forgive them too and then i was just like yeah yeah yeah the stuff

was just like kind of making me laugh where it was like it's just like everyone's being such a caricature of a human oh it's insane yeah yeah i thought i thought christianity was big on forgiveness do you see the fireworks at the funeral oh yeah it was very i mean crazy event to but like that probably made some fucking conspiracy people go how do you put an event on like that in six days. Oh. How do you, how do you just?

Conspiracies have been fucking popping. Oh, but I mean, people are like, you know, those events usually would take like six months of planning, like a minimum to put on an event like that. You just whip that together. They had pyro, dude. That's what I'm saying. They kind of had the, like, you know, the pastor that's like, who the fuck's ready for God?

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Kind of that. Cool pastor. Yeah. Yeah. I was sort of, I actually kind of went a little bit the other way on that because I think some people might have, uh, uh, saw that. as like oh uh it was a lot but to me i was like but if you were if you were his wife you might be

like no he would have loved that oh you know what i mean so if that's what matters right if the guy dies a rally of course it's got to be pyro but that's what i mean so if you were yeah it was the most american thing like if you were his wife and you're just like no he would have loved that yeah also there is something to be said about like if someone dies and you are their wife um uh you might be in that scenario i'll be the wife i guess no but like it is a weird thing to be like every one's watching what you do where, like, I feel like to me it would almost, it's one of those things,

you've ever been in a scenario where you're telling the truth, but you feel like you're lying? Yeah, of course. Like, you know what I mean? Like the truth is so outrageous. Yeah, the truth is outrageous. Or people are like saying you're lying and then you're like, what would I do say if I'm telling the truth? I am telling the truth. Yeah, yeah. When someone, if someone that's like close to you dies and everyone's watching your reaction and judging it, you're kind of like, how would I

like, it's probably, it's probably like, fucking weird. Hyper aware. Yeah, it's probably like super, yeah, you become this weird, like weird awareness

of yourself that probably almost acting. You almost act because it's like, you're bullied into it because it's, I bet you that would be like weird. So it's like,

I would say no matter how anyone asks, it's gonna be weird. It's gonna be weird. Yeah, you're probably all also like messed up a little bit from it. Yeah,

it's a lot. I know. Have you seen the Ghana funerals where they, are those videos keep going viral? Punching in the face? Or bouncing the ball off the guys head? Yeah.

What is that? I don't know, So they have these like funerals where they kind of, I've seen gangster funerals where they put someone like, they have someone. Yeah, they're like having a strip club just like on stage. His body just like on stage at a strip club. Yeah, it's like bizarre. Just like full rigor mortis kind of. I was kind of thinking like Irish funerals, I guess a little bit like when they do the wake or whatever it's called the Memorial. It's like really is just people getting fucking blasted. I think I've been to one of two of those where it's like Irish funeral and you're like everyone just go get fucking wasted. I remember in the wire they did something where I think of the one of the one of the one of those.

of the seasons where some cop died and it was like they did like an irish and he was just they laid his body on like the pool table and some bar and just like locked the doors and everybody just had like a rager as his just dead body was like insane right laying on the pool table but yeah that was that funeral they had it definitely it was a rally yeah oh big time i mean again don't let it can't let a crisis go to waste here yeah you know the uh the the gone of funerals though i think that if i die I would want something like that. Some fucking punk six-year-old just bouncing a basketball off your dead head?

Not the punk six-year-old, but I would like, I think they have my body and then make a huge show of it. Sure. Yeah, that might be fun. I've actually never been to an open casket funeral because ever.

I have. I've never been to one. Jews don't do that. Oh, really? No. Jews are like, they get the body in the ground like ASAP just to, you know,

in case there's any evidence. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But no, Jews are like, Literally, like, body is, like, fucking still warm, and they're putting that shit in the ground. Okay. Yeah, yeah, but, like, so I've never been,

I, there was, like, a kid at you in high school died, but I didn't go to his funeral, but I know that was open casket. That'd be, I don't know if that's just, like, my Jewish sensibilities where I find that so fucking weird. It is, I mean, it is, there's no way around it. It is weird, but it's one of those weird things that's become normal, so it doesn't feel weird to me.

I guess, yeah. I mean, it is still, like, off-putting, but you're like, this is how you do it. That's just how you do it. I guess you're right. I probably skip that part. If I go to a funeral, I'll just hang out in the back here. It is kind of strange that you're like someone takes your dead body and like puts a tuxedo on it.

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Oh, yeah. Because the Candace Owens conspiracies have been pretty wild where she was like... Absolutely one of my favorite things that exists right now is Candace Owens. What is she? Yeah, she, and she's streaming to 10 trillion viewers. Oh, 10 trillion viewers. She's literally like, uh, there was, um, like, look like probably, there's like this trap door near where Charlie Kirk got shot, which I assume is probably like for irrigation or something, like something along with like, you know, a maintenance, like, door to go do something, whatever. And then everybody's like, oh, there's this trap door. And then

Candace Jones is like, I wonder if like, maybe they shot him from underneath. Okay. Or whatever. And then, uh, maybe that's how he, like, because she has a team of like, mom sleuths. Mom sleuths. And she's basically demanding that the FBI hand over the investigation to the mom sleuths.

Like she's literally, yeah, she's like demanding that the FBI hand over the investigation to her comment section. No. Essentially. And then she was going on

something where like, something about like a... Have you been watching her stream? I've seen clips. I haven't been watching the stream. She looks like she's fucking losing it. I mean, there are some things that are weird.

Like, what are they? So that there was no exit wound basically what happened is like that caliber it's like a what is it 30 a 6 or whatever is the caliber of the bullet that shot him like they have you can watch a video

where like they they'll go shoot like a piece of fucking steel like that thing kind of goes through like fucking butter like it goes right through that shit and the coroner was essentially like yeah they said he's like yeah he had like Charlie must have had like bones of steel or whatever because I guess it

They just, it was just, like, lodged under the skin, and there were people behind him. So they're essentially saying there's, like, some divine element here where Charlie's, like, bone prevented someone behind him from getting shot. Because, like, that's how powerful that round is. Like, it would go through him and into somebody else and kill somebody behind him. And a lot of people, rightfully so, are like, that's kind of weird. Mm-hmm. Like, that doesn't really check out. Like, people who are like, you know, I hunt deer.

It's like, shoot a fucking deer. That thing goes right through that thing. percentage of times would it go through? Like you're saying like 900 out of 100? I would think I'm sure So what is the explanation then? I maybe it's not a hundred out of 100 like maybe there is a scenario where it hits a certain bone on a certain angle but I mean like it would have had to have hit his spine I guess because it hit him in the neck so I guess it hits your spine and just for whatever reason it doesn't come out I don't know maybe it's possible it's highly unlikely I would think what's the answer they're saying that what because of that?

That he didn't get shot with that, that, like, that wasn't what killed him. What did? That's what Candace Owens is trying to find out right now, right now, right? That's what the comment section is trying to find out. That's what they're trying to find out. Okay, so that's one of them. And then the other one is they're saying that, uh, there was a trap door. Trapped door.

Uh, there was this thing where something like someone who, like, manufactured valves or, like, I can't remember what it was, but she's like, she went on this whole thing about, like, some company that makes these valves and then she's, like, valves were like, it was crazy. Like, it was so, like, out there that, uh, It was too nuts. The mom slews go to work, and they're often wrong. Almost a lot.

Like, I watch enough of those crime shows, not like the crime, like, documentaries. And it was like, there's very many times where all the fucking internet sleuths, like, pick the wrong person, and then they... Of course, yeah, and they ruin their lives. Ruin their lives. And I'm sympathetic to the people who are, like, inclined to conspiracies, obviously, because you're like, you have been lied about, about so much shit, right? Well, then they go...

you know, your inclinations are like, well, obviously they're lying about this one. But there's obviously so many things where you're like, so who is like, so what's the deal with like the fact that like there's this kid, Tyler Robinson, he like admitted to doing it. You know, there's a lot of questions about, uh, the gun, right? Because people are like, you know, there's a story where it's like, oh, he disassembled the gun on the roof and then reassembled it to throw it in the woods. But then like, I've seen a video that's like zoomed in where it does look like he's holding a gun when he jumps off that roof in his right hand.

But, you know, people are like, well, he must say they don't see it. it so that they're like he must have disassembled it and you're like to disassemble a gun like that and then why would you put it back together to dispose it makes no sense um there's like the tax there's there's certain things where you know some people are but again it doesn't make it like if this and you know maybe it's a well i guess you kind of yeah you could be one of those things where it's like it's probably the same thing i was saying about the kimmel thing where you're like even if they were trying to get rid of them you're like you've muddied the waters where it's like the, you go, the FBI and the government, they go, they're lying about something,

but maybe that something is like, uh, not that big a, you know what I mean? But you're like, they, like, they, they, like, they, like, they, like, they, they, they, like, they, they, they, they're not lying about that, but they're lying about something. Yeah, like, it depends what level you think about, like, how corrupt everything is. Because, like, at the end of the day, like, he still will have a trial, like, the department of justice still has to, like, you know, prove their case. So, like, if they were to be, like, so sloppy about all these things and you risk like him getting let off assuming you believe like he's going to have a not a show trial and like a real trial so yeah I'm sure they're kind of doing

everything the way they do it and then there's there's shooting this morning and uh an ice facility or whatever where same thing someone wrote on the bullets and everybody's like you know people conspiracy people are like come on like what everyone writes on the bullets now and you're like I mean there is such a thing as like copycat killers and and this dude was like some I think they're saying he was like some big antifa guy he fired at an ice facility uh which the presumption is he was trying to kill the you know the ice agents right or whatever and then he obviously missed them all and just killed two detainees and shot another one what yeah yeah that checks out to me you know you tell me some fucking comm he went and tried

to shoot some ice agents accidentally shot two detainees i'm like that kind of checks out to me right it makes sense that he missed the people he was targeting but he had like some anti-ice like scrawlings on the bullets what it that's mental mental you know where I'm probably the my conspiracy thing is is like where you know it's like you don't you um

you kind of stop believing everything because you've been lied to so many times I think I'm like that with people's intentions like when I see any especially public people I'm very much like when someone's like crying or something in an Instagram video I'm like I'm conspiratorial about that like what are you up to is my first

Where it's like, it's not, it is possible that, like, that people are being genuine, but, but I've been lied to so many times that I feel like, anytime I see someone, like, being very, like, genuine online, I'm just like, nice try. Right, yeah. You know what I mean? And maybe I'm too much of that because I'm, I feel like I'm pretty in my silo. Mine's, when my wife tells me, goes, what's for dinner? And I go, what's really for dinner, though?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we really eating? Yeah, what's the poison penalty? I've been lied to by the FBI too many times. but what's the conspiracy corner for if you want to know the craziest conspiracy for the Charlie Kirk thing which I had this guy on my call-in show on Monday night

he's basically like and he does a really good thing about the Vegas conspiracy and it is like really good his like theory on the Vegas conspiracy but then his conspiracy which is like pretty out there I don't believe it was that they had these there were these drones that were flying around that this guy like captured like these drones that were moving like 150

to 180 miles an hour um that are like similar to like Anderil drones and the drones shot him and but then he's like Tyler Robinson is a Patsy who probably like worked at the CIA uh may have died in a car accident and then like so now when you see him it's just AI and I go is that one's pushing it was a lot what's what's the conspiracy on the elevator the elevator Trump was trying to go on the elevator oh the escalator escalator um some I saw some AP thing saying that his team accidentally turned the escalator because he had like his escalator

broke the moment he stepped on it and then his uh teleprompter didn't work yeah that's what i'm saying um but he winged an hour's speech i know i know the ap i think basically made it out that they're like it was his team that fucked up but then there was like something i shared in our group chat there was like someone who was basically saying like who wants more money for the u.n and they go yeah we're gonna make the escalator stop working just so he knows that we need more money for the u.n not a great like And I mean, he had his famous coming down the escalator thing before he got elected the first time. So, again, maybe

someone just, it's a button. You just turn off the escalator. I mean, I hate to be that. Not a great conspiracy. Not a great conspiracy. It's not like, I mean, look, if his fucking pant leg got caught in the escalator and then pantsed him as he's going up this thing and he can't move and you're seeing his bare ass, that might be something different. There might be something

to that. You know, all this is making me laugh is that, you know how, like, in Britain where people go to jail for memes and stuff like that? And I guess I was thinking of like Europe, judges because of those thinking about the Britton thing where she has to prove that she's a woman. A little fucking photocopy of her pussy.

Just taken from the fucking Christmas party, just sitting on the photocopier. I know. That was, I feel like it was a week ago now, but it was just like the funniest thing to me that she has to prove she's a woman, so she comes out and she's a logical.

A video of her nagging. Yeah, yeah. parallel parking yeah that's what I said yeah scuffed up rims yeah exactly he shows a picture of her bathroom is a fucking mess we're thinking of more physical evidence of possible she here's a here's a picture here's like a screenshot of her always having to cancel the Uber to get a next one afterwards because she wasn't ready or just like you call her you call her phone you go this is I'm calling from this restaurant I we're unable to make your

reservation for tonight I'm sorry the summit came up and she starts crying she'll see she's yeah yeah exactly the smallest thing goes wrong she's just in tears they show her shopping online and they show that she always picked the most expensive one I shouldn't even look the least practical most expensive you go huh your honor Candace Jones is fucked on that one by the way on which one well the macrone thing oh that's like dude she's like they like I think like she's gonna lose I don't know what they're suing her for then what happens yeah what are they doing her for. Like a lot of money.

Like this is going to cost her a lot. You almost have to respect her though to go down with that ship then. She's nuts. Like that's the thing. It's like she's so she's so I guess sure of that Bridget Macron is a man. See I like it better though like to me the yeah we have

friends that are crazy. Yeah. Like if that I would much prefer this person like is all in and believes it. Absolutely. Then like then then they're doing this for clicks. Oh no. I I fully agree.

And, like, I don't, I don't think she's doing it for clicks. Like, I don't think she's doing it for clicks. She truly believes this. Yeah, I think that's better. But, like, I don't know what the details of this lawsuit are, but, like, it's going to cost her a pretty penny. I think she's trying to get, like, the evidence, like, for them to, like, not accept it or something.

I don't know what the term is, but. Well, anyways, my only point was it was making me laugh that the British judges still have the wigs on while they're doing that. Yeah, yeah. Like, think about it. You're getting fucking in jail. memes and the guy's the fucking wig on. Full syphilis wig on. Is that way funny?

Yeah. It's like one of the last things they have of their culture. Yeah, I know. Yeah. They did, uh, so, obviously, people have had a hard time to, like, um, connected to Israel, and there's been, like, a lot of fighting within the Palestine movement. Yeah, yeah. You know? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, I mean, look, there's some people who just really, really wanted to be Israel. Right, but I feel like there's arguments even in the movement. On the podcast, I was like, I, I don't know specifically what I said, But I was like, you know, Netanyahu, he's got a lot of this plate. He's probably going to ignore this. And then he put out some whole video being like, essentially being like, we didn't do it. He's put out of a hundred videos. But he put out one, like, the next fingerprints are all over this.

Yeah, where he's just like, this is crazy. We didn't do this. Well, they did a, they did like an Emmy speech where one of the girls won. Yeah, Hannah Einbender. Yeah, she won at the Emmys. And she did like a Palestine speech. And then basically, uh, it was a Hamas linked outlet. I don't know exactly what that means.

It was Al-Quds, I think. Al-Cods. I think this is what it is. Yeah, so like a pro-Palestine outlet, and they aired her speech, but they blurred out her shoulders. Yeah. Oh, so funny to me.

Hey, man. Blurring out shoulder. Yeah, man. I don't like a good shoulder. Let me tell you, there's a lot of dudes. Man, you know, it's interesting. If they didn't blur out the shoulders,

people would be like, I can't even read this. But isn't that weird that they blur out shoulders, but a lot of those girls wear sandals. So I would say the, like, perves that, like, are looking at a foot jerking off.

There's more of those than guys that are looking at a shoulder jacking off. Well, I guess if you're like in a Sharia, like Burka kind of thing, like maybe you don't even see the feet. But you do. Do you? Yeah, a lot of times you see those girls in like full everything with the thing on, but they got the feet out.

They got the feet out. And you're like, that's more likely to get jacked off than a shoulder. Am I crazy? I feel like you. Johnny, Chad, you do that. I feel like you'd look that up for me. Sandals are fine. With the feet's showing?

Yes. Damn, big show feet's culture. But that's what I'm saying. I've always thought that where you're like, There's way more guys that are like jacking off to a foot than they're jacking off to a shoulder. Yeah, they're probably thinking, man, this guy's so depraved. Jack off to feet, you sick fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Shoulders is the real. Yeah, shoulders, man. Shoulders is what gets you. Shoulders is what makes the eye wand. But especially if they go, you can't see any shoulders. The only thing you can see is the eye hole. Yeah, eye hole and the feet. And the feet.

I bet you there's so many dudes jacking off their feet. There might be a method to their madness here. I mean, we're not savages. has to be like the underneath, like the hidden secret is, those guys are all foot finish guys. They must be. They must be, yeah. Or the opposite where it's like it's not foreign to them.

We're like, yeah, I can see that everywhere. Yeah, it's a foot. You're right. It's like, I can, that's not, there's no sexual depravity to that because they're all, that I have access to. Oh, those guys who there is sexual depravity for them fucking all you can eat buffet. What's what do you mean? Well, they just got feet everywhere, man.

It's like, they're into feet. It's the only thing you can see. Yeah. but I did think there was a weird turning point where it's like you know the Emmys is doing Palestine speeches but also Dua Lipa do you know who that is she fired her agent for being like pro-Palestan or for being two pro-Israel

sure that's a fucking flip where it's like agents are getting fired for being two pro Israel and like the Emmys that's kind of the vibe of it that is like a that's like a concisive victory that is a loss like Israel lost the fucking I think heavier Bardem was like yeah I'm not going to work with any

production companies that are like support Israel ago, I guess you're not working I guess it's gonna be a while before the next Javier Bardem movie so let me tell you about this there's this guy's name's David right and it kind of relates to the internet sleuth stuff we're talking about. So he's like a singer

and he's pretty famous. Oh yeah I saw this with the chicken the stroke. Yeah so he's pretty famous dude and basically they just somehow his Tesla they opened it up the trunk and it just had like a missing teenager a missing teenager in this guy's trunk

his story is that like nothing to do with it right obviously the internet's like yeah right but so he's like in the chopping block but the police are not even naming him as a person of interest right really at all no I'm sure they were looking into him but as of now it sounds like the police are like we don't think it was him right well he did it

Her remains are discovered on September 8th, the day after would have been her 15th birthday, and the trunk of an impounded Tesla registered to David Burke. He says it's not him. But all of his songs are like, kill, it's like the Chappelle sketch. Yeah, it's literally a song is about like killing women and stuff. He says, I don't care about the law.

This is one thing, unreleased song. He openly confesses to everything. In the video, he sings, I don't care about the law. law when I'm with you because I'd be breaking it all the time it's like it's the sketch dude this guy they found a fucking dead girl in his car says it's not him every lyric is like it's like four it's too high dead girl's in my car dead girl in my car dead girl in my teslo but it's like nuts right so he's only like 18 or 19 or something like that yeah the girl's like 15 he goes

ain't a fat ain't that a felony dark brown hair skin love that melody baby if you look up for love I think they're selling it on the corner of the street notable lyrics I wrote down in the back of my mind I killed you I did it I didn't even regret it is one of the lines I can't believe I said it I didn't regret it

can't believe I said it but it's true I hate you okay so not a person of interest you say after the thing happened he was selling a merch there was bloodstained merch so he's removed the chilling

bloodstained shirts off his merch store Okay Has he issued refunds to anybody who bought them and would like a... That's a good question I don't think there's any refunds. No refunds. His cryptic resurfaced tweets sparks grooming accusations. David wrote on X when I was writing this

I got a notification from you as we're talking about wanting to be with your mom and your sister again take me to where I belong the woman says but our circumstance chances won't allow us to be in our ideal situations. We got to push through it, bro. So this is a scenario, and

this, he's outlining, I'm with a girl that her mom and sister do not want her to be here. She says, take me home. I said no. See you in heaven, girl. So that has been fucking wild. That's a crazy story. I mean... If he didn't do it, he's in real

but you think he did for sure. I think he did it. I mean... I mean, and maybe, for some reason, the kind of... Like, if you did, his argument is probably some version of like, why would I leave her in my own car? Yeah. I mean, there was that boxer. I can't remember what boxer was. He was a famous boxer and there was a body that was found in the back, in his trunk of his car. I was he like Riddick Bo or something. And they were like, yeah, he didn't kill the person. Yeah, well, this guy's was

impounded, right? Yeah, so I don't know. This one, I don't know. I don't know enough. But from what I've seen. I don't know enough either. I just found it funny that it was like, that's how it's shaking down. From what I've seen, he's guilty. guilty as charged I can't he may be I'm not like simping for this guy or anything like that I've never even heard of him before I don't know this story well

if he's not guilty he's the unluckiest guy on fucking earth yes you're like that is just that is a tough break man but yes initial instincts you're like yeah right I mean I guess he could do that thing where you go to court and you're like no I'm like a character none of these lyrics that's what he's gonna do

I mean and they've made a lot of laws a lot of the kind of like libs George Sorosy prosecutor types have tried to push forward or you can't use rap lyrics in the thing because all those drill rappers ever use the rap song was like I killed them January 4th like you know what I mean

959 p.m. Well yeah there's so many and that was like a big fight of whether we can use their lyrics in court and their argument was you know oh it's art and their argument is its clues but there was I mean there is no argument

that they were actually out there talking about murders in their songs but these guys were like 17 that's why they're like dumb Yeah, they're dumb. I mean, this guy's like 19. Yeah, that's what I mean. Potentially a murderer.

Yeah, it's fucking crazy. I mean, I guess if you have a good explanation for why this girl just got found in your Trump. I don't think he has a good explanation. He's just saying it wasn't him. So we were talking a little bit over the last bit about how there's like a push for the cuck shit, right? Yeah. And I've been watching, it's kind of been making me laugh, these kind of emasculating articles that they put out. And this one's not in the cuck.

It's not a cuck article. but this is a Daily Mail article This woman comes out And this is This is one of those things where you go If a buddy of mine Ever had this article about him You'd be like

Get out of there Yeah what are you doing I was a crazed sex addict Who loved casual boinks Until I married my virgin husband Casual boinks It's kind of in the realm of the article We did where it's the girl says

I love my boyfriend's micro penis Yeah I was just this huge slut He's like I'm not a virgin. What do you guys? Look at her. She's what a wild imaginers. Guys, I told you.

It's like I had so much sex in college. I'm not a virgin. I was a crazed sex addict until I married my virgin husband. 30. Yeah. 30 year old. He's literally 30 year old virgin. But yeah, you cannot want that article written about you.

And it gets worse. Emily, actress from Los Angeles, who confessed to being an addicted to sex, chose to embrace celibacy for six years after it left her feeling empty before she met her 30-year-old virgin husband. Emily has found herself engaging in frequent casual sex

just out of the gate. You're just like... Also, you're like, this isn't getting you any auditions or roles. Like, I hate to break it to you. I know this is what you think. I know. It's like, oh, I'm going to be

a fucking auditioning for Lifetime Network shit and, you know, Hallmark movies. You're like, you're not. With my new article about how my boyfriend's a virgin and I'm a slow.

Well, I'm not a slut anymore. is a slide now I'm a good Christian and it's it's very like it almost like hurts your feelings to like listen to even though you don't know them uh she had frequent cows she keeps drilling down how much she got fucking banged out right she's like I am I was for the streets I'm just like a ho every man had his peace sometimes three guys in a night like I couldn't even stop just like you know until I met this fucking loser virgin oh my god she revealed that men with she goes here's where it gets worse she goes a frequent sex and the problem was she revealed the men would either ghost her or refuse to commit.

So it's like not only were these men running through her, she also, she wanted to be with them. But they were like, no thank you, never in a million years. Thank you, whore. Yeah, yeah. No, you're a fucking hope for the streets. What kind of psycho would ever be with you? It would leave her feeling empty.

However. She was not empty. Yeah, she would leave her feeling filled and empty at the same time. You ever filled up and empty at the same time? however upon discovering her faith Emily realized that sex was merely a means to filling a void and well she realized that after the 45th guy

said no thank you At the 45th guy filled that void Yeah giving her a fake number Yeah give her a number Do you remember that old number where you'd call in her She'd give him the rejection hotline Filling a void made the decision to become celibate Four years into her celibus

He now met her husband Tyler Stone Lifelong Christian chose to wait until marriage She says I was addicted to sex. They would ghost me and wouldn't commit. I felt empty. When I was with Tyler, it was love, not lust. I'm really grateful we've had time to build a foundation.

We've got marriage and it's now beautiful and safe. Oh. Would you like your girlfriend writing an article about how she was ran through by so many guys and now she's with a guy that makes sex feel safe? You like this fucking, you feel safe? Yeah. I'm gonna make you feel so fucking safe tonight Dude, your dick is

I'm the safest dick in all the land Okay, that's too much No, that's terrible That is, that would be my Again, why you, what's the article for? She says that being, feeling safe Is a welcome change from getting spit roasted By a bunch of basketball player

Like, what are you promoting? Like, I always wonder like, where did, like, did she make a TikTok or something And that's how they found her? Is she like hiring a publicist? Oh, she's been talking about this, yeah This is like her on- my identity is... This is a big part of what she talks about

is the virgin husband. Right through hope for the Lord. Yes, exactly. There's a hoe into a housewife, and now the housewife is explaining, writing an article about how safe her new husband's virgin dick feels. Yeah, that's nightmare.

She's opened up about her journey on TikTok where she's been labeled damaged goods due to her past relationship. And she says, I like to say celibacy. It's for everybody, not just Christians. Anyone can do it. Be yourself.

But here's the thing, there is not zero scenarios where fucking some, you know, dude who's a Christian virgin might date some, you know, ran through city shit, right? What they don't want is the article. Is you telling everyone about it. Like, you're just like, you know, it's like we did the small town one. You're like, you can move one town over. Everyone doesn't know that you're fucking one. You go, now everyone knows that your wife's a hoe. Yeah.

You don't want them to know that. Yeah, like, I don't know if this is like a Christian thing where they're like, yeah, we got to just air out all the dirty laundry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is who I'm not this person anymore, but I don't see the benefit of it. The trick to dating someone that has something like that, whether a guy or a girl that has something that, you know, maybe is going to make you look bad is that not everyone knows about it. Yeah, shut the yap. Like, imagine a girl was dating a guy that had like a charge for banging like a 14 year old or something like that, right? like I'm sure there's people that have a scenario like that

it would be like I'm sure she wouldn't like it if the guy was like his whole internet identity was that like yeah I'm a reformed pedophile he's found God exactly exactly right we're not doing this yeah I don't I mean we've covered so many of these articles at this point and every time I love them though

like why is this an article well there's guys it's because of the TikTok thing because everybody just wants her like 15 minutes it's the anti-man agenda on the media I think it's just like women don't want to work and they go, is this a job? Uh-huh. Is this a job? It's a big part of it.

Like, me being a whore. Yeah. Like, is this, like, do I get paid for this some point down the line? There's definitely a big part of that. And then another article says sexless adults, because there's a lot about how young people are having like sex. They're on the internet nonstop. I think a big part of it is that COVID, a big part of it is that men are, like, afraid of women because they've seen repercussions of doing it raw. Yeah, there's a combination of.

a lot of factors. Then there's, the internet has made hypergamy more of a thing where it's like there's a smaller number of guys that become really good at the apps, that they bang seven girls, and then the girls, seven girls are banging one guy. Yeah. So all that combines, but they said sexless adults have these surprising traits.

So scientists have done an article saying, we haven't talked about in a bit what scientists are up to. What are they up to? Well, they've been curing autism, but now they're on the head. Yeah, we're on to new stuff. So this is what scientists say is the traits that all people that are sexless and not good with women have.

They said, six foot two Jewish, lives in Queens, curly black hair, generally co-host of a podcast. These are, according to scientists. Oh, specific,

scientists. Shouldn't have talked shit about all these scientists. They're coming for me. Watery eyes. Watery eyes, runny nose. Just all the stuff.

This is a scientist. Men who have never had sex have tended to have lower grip strength, smaller arm muscles. That's a big one. That's a big one. I mean, this whole article,

essentially is like nerds. Yeah, I guess. But yeah, men that have less sex, one of the things is they're scrawny. Do they have one big arm? Potentially? Do they have a big arm and a smaller arm? Just one jacked forearm.

Just ropey form. So they said lower grip strength. Lower grip strength does seem to be tapped into a lot of things, eh? That is, yeah. Apparently. Do you ever done yours where you did the grip strength thing? You get wet noodle? But I do hangs at the gym every day.

Oh, yeah, to get your grip strength better? I just hang as long as I can, yeah. Good for the shoulders, because I have some... Yeah, I do hangs every now and then. Yeah, just to see how long. I don't think... I think I have average grip strength, not great. I don't think I have anything special.

I think I could probably hang for like 20 seconds or 10 seconds. Well, they said grip strength is big, and then they said, men and women without sexual experience were more likely to be highly educated. So smarter people have less sex. Introverted. Exhibit higher cognitive ability. lower alcohol or drug use and then also physical markers

such as wearing glasses so just dorks I mean this is a whole it's a whole article by scientists being like dorks yeah scientists really not getting any pussy

huh and here's why but it's just funny though like why do these findings need to be released they're just like we figured out who guys which guys don't have sex they're just like nerds with glasses and fucking weak arms

introverted yeah this this feels like it was this it was like an article written by the job I really want to find the photo of the person who wrote this that's what I really oh yeah you think it's well it's going to be the person who wrote

it's not going to be the scientist who did it you know what I mean it's going to be some chick or something so I mean maybe this autism thing actually might cause some crazy baby boom, actually, if Trump cures autism. Sounds like he was describing a lot of this stuff. Maybe he's like a new cohort of kids who are just like insatiable fucking sniz.

Maybe that's the 4D chest. So they have more people making babies. Yeah, less autistic people, more babies. He might have literally just like fix the whole birth rate problem. I mean, if he really wanted to fix the birthday problem, Trump should say that women shouldn't be having babies. Trump should be like, hey, all you liberal women are bad mothers, so you can't be, you can't have babies because you'd be bad at it because you're bad mothers.

Yeah. Like that would be actually the way And when they all wake up from their tile in all comas they're going to be like, ah? Fuck this guy. That legitimately would be

if he came out and he was like, I don't think liberal mothers should have babies because conservatives should be having babies then we'll outnumber them. Then they're also bad at making babies. Like that's the only way for Trump to get like a lot of women to do stuff

is to tell them to do the opposite. Yeah. That would work, honestly. All it takes it from him is just like a little press conference. Right. It's that simple.

Yeah. Just a couple of. handed comments and it would be funny I don't know if you saw they did a WNBA award where they did a tie and they were doing like

ties for their awards yeah it's happened I know I agree it's happened ever but it does common but I think what was it 95 rookie of the year was Jason Kidd's I've seen them do it

yeah yeah I said that when I saw this I have seen this happen but it feels like funnier when the WNBA do it because it's like the most women shit ever we have a five ways high

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