The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Joey B Toonz vs The Most Insane Freaks on the Internet

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

Youtuber and Comedian Joey B Toonz joins the Boys in a Vegas hotel to discuss furries, plastic surgery disasters, and how to avoid dating girls with Borderline Personality Disorder. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Ground News - Go to https://ground.news/boyscast and get 40% off your subscription Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com DANNY ON TOUR: Albany Dec 4 and Hartford Dec 5 dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes

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The Homies! It's the Boys' Cast! The Dudes! It's the Boys' Cast! The Boys' Cast! We are here, and you might not know this this but you are one of our most requested guests very highly requested joey b tunes yes sir i'm honored don't know why but i'm honored you know and this i don't mean this to sound uh like a not compliment yeah but you are like a mysterious guy

so it does a little bit i'm like i know you got a big youtube channel i know you have a big social media and i always find you funny but there is a part of me that i was like you kind of uh it's almost like you're mysterious you're like where does this guy live he's in his corner of the internet lives in the woods a lot of people are requesting you yeah i don't want to let anyone i don't want crazy people showing up to my house i lie nobody tell us your address no no i'm not even real i'm a hologram now dude i gotta say man this skank fest though dude this is it's really refreshing to be at a convention that doesn't have furries walking around i just came back from your mortal enemies dude i i thought somebody i saw two walking around with leashes around their neck so i was at a booth for three days like doing

autographs selling my cartoons and stuff and the guy that booked me this guy r Rick really awesome dude he's like dude you keep making fun of these furries they're gonna attack you yeah like I seen him coming around the booth I was just waiting for one to just flip all my shit over the whole table upside down dude I have like a spray bottle with like raid and battery acid just in case for the furries just in case they notice you say it again just in case they notice you well I don't know like a couple get really close I don't know if they know who i am i got to imagine like that's a small community where the word gets out like this guy's talking shit about yeah yeah it's a mortal enemy but dude i've had him on i had a furry on my show like i did a full interview with them like asking like why did you why are you doing this but he were he wanted to remain anonymous though he was from like

east europe and he wanted to be remain anonymous i. He was from, like, East Europe. And he wanted to remain anonymous. I'm like, but you already are anonymous in the furry outfit. But, like, he wants to be anonymous to the furries. He's got his furry thing blurred out? Yeah. I had to do, like, a screen capture. The voice thing? Yeah, it's on YouTube.

Just look, interview with a furry. That's funny. Yeah. That has been one of the main things? You've been hitting the furries? I guess. I mean, I think because I'm doing these conventions. voice yeah it's on youtube just look interview with a furry that's funny yeah that's that has been one of the main things you've been hitting the furries i guess i mean because i think because i'm doing these conventions dude they're hackers like warning me about it so i keep fucking poking out the furries they have like a hacking community and they don't do they well they're all nerdy autistic nerds and stuff a lot of some of them are but some are just purrs oh you don't like it

what's the right obviously well there's the furries and then there was a furry like a christian furry hacker group yeah they were basically like operating like anonymous they like shut down like some utility or something and then like blackmail them for a ransom yes i gotta investigate more i gotta take breaks though before i dive into this stuff you know what i mean it's like i can't consume too much of this stuff the number one question i get from people is like how do you dude, I can't watch your videos too much. Like I got on follow and take breaks. I'm like, dude, imagine editing these videos.

It's really bad. Yeah, they don't see like the content that you leave out. You have to watch your algorithm. It must be fucked. Oh, it's screwed up. I did a video about my algorithm like years ago. Like the shit that gets recommended to me. You wouldn't believe it.

ago like like the shit that gets recommended to me you wouldn't believe it there was like a dominatrix like on a treadmill and like a like a girl wearing a leather suit like what a rooster thing on her like spinning around on her house fucking doing cock-a-doodle-doo in the morning like you wouldn't believe the shit i can't even show this shit on youtube and everyone just tags you and they tag me yeah i'm ruined i'm mentally destroyed like people ask me like what do you really do like all right if you think about it like this when you go on youtube like most real youtubers like they're pumping shit out like every day yeah right i can't do that like it's you know you pop up like a groundhog with the banger yeah yeah yeah just pop up out of nowhere with a million views yeah you disappear because i disappear for a while there's like a mystique to it you're doing like research no what happens no you see

some like some new lizard man and you're like i'm you're needed like a bat call goes yeah that's my life yeah like i see that i'm like up back to work you know like what what is like chopping wood dude i gotta say the fact that a notification just the fact that i'm anything shows that there's like something wrong with society like the fact that i'm like have this is my job like Like, what would I talk about 30 years ago? Dude, you think that's crazy. Think about them. You go, if you were the OG, you know, like tan mom,

we always talk about like, she is broke. Yeah. If tan mom was now, you're like, tan mom has a chair. She'd be here. She'd be a skunk buff right now. That's true.

Did you have a trillion followers right now? I thought it was named after, but I don't know. Right now is the best time in the world to be a freak looking into the camera yelling stuff oh yeah totally they're taking over dude uh i actually when i was in uh i think it was in toronto i was i was doing stand-up in lizard man the original lizard man because now they're like shaving off noses you know the full skeletons but the original lizard man yeah yeah his main thing was it was kind of like an old school freak show and he would you

know do the hooks in his back and he would hang from the hooks but it was is my it's kind of like one of my favorite things because it was you know a show with 150 people maybe maybe even a little less and he had to be like during the day he's like a normal guy. So he's like, oh, you know, nice to meet you. I was bringing him up, telling me, tell me what,

you know, what to talk about at a Lizardman show and then they couldn't find their bucket of hooks so him and the other people that were touring with him had to have like

a logistical conversations about like, well, the hooks are there, is that the motel? Just watching like the full Lizardman crew trying to find his like

lizard gear and they're having like a fiasco and yeah i always wonder where these people go like i want to see them like at the bank like cashing a check what do they they don't like what do they look like you know they just normally like hey i don't know the weather's pretty good you know like i can't imagine them ever having like small talk yeah yeah like just like the grocery store no no ikea no they're just always like hung to their Like ceiling When the cameras are off Yeah they were With an alternative lifestyle Like in a cocoon Just waiting

You know I don't know man Yeah that kind of Alternative lifestyle Doesn't involve banking And grocery shopping No There was a crossover

To like metal before But now it's I mean I've said If you're walking around The street Like you know We're in Vegas right now It's a freak show

Obviously Yeah yeah And if you're walking around And you see a guy With no arms And his face sawed off yelling and screaming you're looking oh for sure okay but that is the algorithm if you're walking around and you see normal guy normal guy normal guy oh what's going on here and then the algorithm is like you love that yeah who wouldn't yeah yeah you're like i can't resist a freak show it's crazy how it is like today is like new york in the 90s because if you went to manhattan in like the early 90s like

all that shit was walking around but it started to like feed over like throughout the country and it's like ah that's a good point they were they were relegated to like city center freak show area yeah but you know what i think happened because you know obviously i think a lot about this shit so like i i feel like it's like, so where do a lot of people go? Were these people always in existence before? I think they were always just in their house. But with social media, they all found each other. For sure.

And then they just got really comfortable with going outside. Once you find the Reddit thread. It's like, guys, don't get too comfortable. Go back in the house. I mean, some of these guys are like, fucking go become super famous on the internet. Yeah. But they just post some dumb shit that they're doing. at the hawk tour girl whatever yeah she has a podcast but is that the peak has a podcast that is the number three podcast in the world she's competing

with you guys wiping the floor with us yeah yeah we're getting washed it's competing with rogan we're getting washed by hawk to our top two guests right now that we'd love to have are her and Donald Trump. You wish you could be on Hoctua, dude. Dude, do you guys ever wonder why the asteroid keeps missing us? Do you ever wonder why, though? You know, because there's constant asteroids flying around Earth, as they say. Yeah. And they also say science.

But I have a theory about this. around earth that they say yeah and they also say science but i have a theory about this there's a there's there's some like if you read about this some scientists believe that there's like bacteria from other planets like stuck on the meteors that fly by i got to imagine there's like two amoebas like sitting on top of a meteor right now like coming down to earth and they'll they just see that we're like they're coming to earth and they look at each other like we're not going here guys and they just like lean over and it just diverts like that's happening all day the asteroid doesn't even want to end up here yeah who's their queen right now hawk two you which how did she come to power you go i know well the aliens are definitely watching us like it's a reality show like there's no way they're coming down

like these people are nuts but we don't want to wipe them out like this is entertainment wipe out our favorite show yeah it's like wiping your favorite show or the opposite they see some of your shit and they're like oh i guess some other aliens already got to this place well i think they're gonna lift they're gonna bring me up they're gonna come down in my yard like and i'd be like dude you're you're so right man you come hang with us for a little bit I'm begging them they're probably watching right now they know that I know I'm cool also if you were a traditional you know you're gonna be

like let's say fire breathing freak show you kind of needed a skill so now you don't really need the skill to go along with it like all of like OG freak show guys it was like yeah I look weird but also i'm like really good at fire yeah i have a skill yeah yeah you know what i mean they're they're usually another component other than like what's your deal you're like just kind of cut the nose off

that's mainly yeah yeah so it's kind of the and then on top of that you were right now i mean you were saying that do you find i think it's probably true that they find the reddit thread then there's a community you're like well now i'm normal right but then you know in your community you're normal and obviously people always want to be the most in the community because that's how you get the pussy right like you're not going to be if you're in the you know cutting your face off uh lizard community and you're like the 10th most lizard guy there yeah you know you're just like a chump right like all the people getting face tattoos now who are just like yeah most of you are not gonna make it in art or whatever like as a musician and you're just gonna be stuck with like all these crazy face tattoos it probably explains why none of these kids are picking guitars up anymore you notice like there's not

a lot of music like they're not really into instruments yeah they all want to be youtubers it's like they're just like just killing them why get have to get good at something yeah but that's too hard yeah it's a lot they gotta put work and time they don't want to do that no they want a quick fix man hey just go to a tattoo parlor just be like do it with my face yeah and just let everything take care of itself well i think that's true too you go because you're like you know uh you know if you're a musician you're trying out all your songs whatever like you know you mean you're like maybe i'm this you know you start maybe someone's doing sketches or comment like then for them it was like what if i paint my face then you go i'm actually depressed you say a few things like that and that clicks and you're like well that's it

yeah you know why am i sitting here for nine years trying to just throw your instrument something oh yeah i'm gonna be a history guy yeah okay yeah i'll be my nose was history i just when i wonder when this is gonna like feed over into other countries like it already is a little bit but like we are like the mecca of that idiocracy for sure just so wealthy and affluent that we have yeah and it's like i'm the only one documenting this yeah like i i feel like i'm a true idiocracy historian tons of these people though that like at these comic-con things though right oh dude like you must be just like well i dude when i first got ground zero for when i first got there i put all my artwork down and

this dude just like came up to my he's looking at another booth and he's just belly is just like hanging over all my artwork with a big sweat stain like i took a picture and i'm like how do you leave the house like this how does nobody even tell tell you like dude yeah you might want to tuck your gunt in yeah today you know what i mean you see a lot of that and i'm like the only other people who have their bellies hanging out under their shirt are like mentally challenged people you know and it's like not not in you know not i'm not saying in a derogatory way but it's like there's got to be something mentally off if like your belly's hanging under your shirt your pants are hanging down below your ass and you look in the mirror you go yep i look good today sure and i'm gonna go to walmart or i'm gonna go to the bank he probably wears the same thing every day like that he just has an outfit

and he goes this is my best fit maybe i don't think he thinks at all really i don't think there's much going on up there but that is when you see a really fat guy like that. You're just like, monetize this by doing mukbangs. What are you doing? You're wasting your time digging holes or whatever you're doing for minimum wage. You must love those 600-pound people who just show their food all day. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. That's such a weird genre.

There's a lot of nice people, though. I got to say, the majority are nice. Yeah, they're not bad people or anything. It's just such a weird genre. But it is weird, though. The got to say, like, the majority are nice. Yeah. Yeah, they're not bad people or anything. No. It's just such a weird genre. But it is weird. The mukbangers say they're not bad people. Not even like, yeah.

I don't know. Well, yeah, but I'm just saying, like, it's such a weird thing to just be like, yeah, I'm just going to, like, eat my bad American diet. And then a million people are like, I love watching this. Yeah, I don't know why they call them mukbangers. I just call them slobs. Yeah, yeah, slobs. Yeah.

Yeah, like nobody at the fucking. Professional slobs. Like nobody at these Vegas mukbangs. There should be a category on yeah yeah slobs yeah like yeah like nobody at the fucking professional slobs category on youtube just slob yeah you know slob videos like nobody's like sitting at a vegas buffet right now i was like i'm doing a mukbang they're like i'm just having lunch i know it's like why go to work the next day just prop the camera up you would think it would just be all youtubers just at the buffet just with cameras on every table i saw one competing with one youtuber yesterday actually on fremont doing like streeter stuff oh god there are more to be honest i wonder if they get dude if you were a girl right now i'm sure that like every girl if you asked drunk on vegas like in their mind they're like this is my ticket yeah you know just be like like just every girl talking about what they do to a dick actually you know what can we do that

again i think yeah it's like a real fucking career path dude we saw last night at 2 30 in the morning when we were leaving skank fest there was like these people playing music and legitimately it was a kid singing and he must have been yeah that was wild eight really at 2 30 in the morning i believe it well last time i was here i was downtown and i and i posted this on my uh podcast there was two young kids maybe seven and nine with it with their dad just killing it on the drums on fremont street yeah and what i love to do man is like i like to show the contrast of like the people that are really talented versus the people who are not with the massive following yeah so i love to compare like i love to show somebody just like you know like twerking on a car with like a

million and then just cut right to like somebody with classical guitar and tag the hell out of them and then just blow up their accounts i don't see a lot of people doing that no you know but that's that's where i try to like have a positive spin at least at the end of my videos because if it's just all like just bombarding you it's like now i'm contributing to everyone's mental illness you know what i mean there has to be a moral to the end of the yeah there's something weird when you see like a really what was that i can't remember that like the this guy he's like the best violinist in the world or whatever and he went to like uh either like grand central station but he was like dressed like a bum yeah and he was like playing but he's like literally like the number one violinist in the

world he's playing and everybody was just like ignoring that's so depressing because he was just like dressed like a bum yeah and then some people started to be like is this i can't remember his name but uh people like is this the guy like some people started noticing and then and then like but forever people were just walking by like whatever just people just like the freak show though they want you like playing it bad like They want you just like Corey Feldman style, just brutalizing this violin. It's an ironic era, for sure. Oh, God.

Dude, you know Dave Landau? Of course. He went to a Corey Feldman concert and sat through the whole thing. He's the only person I know that has actually watched him do this live. I think Jay went. Jay went, yeah.

Jay really? He's opening for limp biscuit so yeah but the million dollar question like is he self-aware like is he so i was just i was just talking about this with somebody i don't know like i assumed he was zero self-aware but then he was on a podcast recently talking about like you know the viral guitar solo and he's just like yeah it's the worst solo in the world he's like i was playing it it was like done through so many like effects so it like looks weird but he's like it is the worst guitar solo but do you think he said that because people started i don't know and he's trying to like lean into it like

yeah i fucking killed it but he is now being like no it is the worst guitar solo in the world like which is a weird level of self-awareness yeah what do you think is the timeline of uh freaks on the internet like who was the who was the ogs because there was dr phil had people on obviously bad bobby's bad barbie whatever it was oh yeah yeah bad baby is a baby pronounced so that uh if you look at like a timeline of like original freak shows yeah then people being like all right we can't do that anymore yeah then there was a pretty good era then they started maybe you know there was like a bum fights in there bum fights yeah i remember

that dude i think before even the bum fights the furries were the the mystery of the furries were kind of the original mystery like pop up on like art sites you'd see like like uh they probably were on like some of those like like morton downey jr maybe the first i ever seen them is when i was doing animation and cartooning and there would be like there's a site called deviant art and have you guys ever hear of that it's like it was kind of almost like a facebook for just art where you can just upload like whatever you want and i remember just seeing these tumblr for weirdos yeah pretty much tumblr is tumblr yeah and i would see these like these cartoons drawn of these like fox animals like kissing and hugging i'm like this is some weird shit and i would just ignore it you know but like then i started seeing the videos but i'm talking about like i saw that shit like

at the beginning of the internet which makes me sound really old like fucking 99 or something like that so they were around like way before that and they stood the test of time have you ever considered like getting a furry costume and trying to infiltrate them no no i don't know i'm terrified i got trapped in an elevator with one of them in orlando and again it's like i don't know if they know who i am but they were make they make like squeaky sounds no they yes no yes they do what do you mean yes they do they make well i can't do it but like what they have a sound that they do yes it's almost like a little like a mouse noise that they make you can confirm this you've heard this before is oh you even are you know are you one of them we might be finding out some stuff you're not how do you know this because i don't know

this and i study this okay you sure you're not a furry are you you're not a furry i can't be in this i mean i'll put on a costume for some furry snatch you're not wearing a wire are you yeah i always think it's got to be like a lot of dude like a lot of chicks that are like you know kind of like japanese style weirdos that are into it and then a guys that are like all right i think it's like or is it sexual deviance that sort of i thought a lot about this obviously i've studied this and i think it's like in everywhere you go in every club there's freaks okay i think there's pervs in every group wherever you go every office building has some weird shit going on behind closed doors at the parties and all that but i think it's mostly really social socially

awkward people who want to you know know, they're not comfortable socially, so it's like their avatar. Yeah. Because I'll tell you this, it's like they're known to go to these Comic-Cons, and I notice, I'm like, but you never see any representation of the furries at this thing.

Like, you could dress up like Princess Leia or like Mario, and it's like there's probably like the creator of Mario's voice there signing all of this. But like when you go there, like as a furry, like there's probably like the creator of Mario's voice there signing but like when you go there like as a furry like there's no

furry comic book there's no one no it's like they're just there they haven't really crossed over to the mainstream no but they like they're not just

wearing them there they're like going to like the convenience store in these houses so they would be wearing it's who they are so that would be like a furry he would wear

the princess Leia on top of his furry costume yeah yeah exactly yeah so it's kind of like I think they're just going places where they feel that like okay other people are dressing up so it's like okay i won't be judged right they're not really like they're not like this is who they are yeah yeah like they're not getting autographs they're just walking no they're just walking around like when they leave they don't they're not gonna draw any eyes there no and they're not Taking their costumes off

When they leave either That's what I'm saying It's like they will What percentage of guys That are furries You think goes back To like his job as a teacher And no one knows

Not even his wife I don't know I think some of us That might be hard To hide from the wife Just Find the tail Yeah

Like fur everywhere And fucking Unless we Well you probably Have it in a safety deposit box you drive over to your safety deposit

box get the costume out then you know you dust off your car take it to the you take it to the cleaners I'm sure it's a whole procedure but there's got to be

some people that I bet there's some mascots who fucking hate getting confused for furries they're like no I'm not fucking dude I asked furry

I'm the bull's mascot I feel like even talking about this will get the video taken now because I've had a what? talking about this will get the video taken down. What? No, I've had a furry video taken down. Why is furry shit?

Because they're like a protected species. That's not true. Endangered species. That's not true, is it? Well, dude, all right. So, fact. On Facebook recently, maybe two weeks ago, I had posted a video of a furry on the beach, okay?

And I titled it, What Species Is This? And they took it down and said that this was harassment and bullying of a protected people or protected class. How did they weasel that? Protected class. But they're probably saying

you're from like LGBTs. I don't know. Maybe they just think they're an endangered species or something. I don't know. So they weaseled their way in into being part of the acronym i think so i think it's starting now yeah they definitely target me because i'm always covering this dude they wouldn't give me a youtube gold plaque i just had a million subscribers they won't give me the plaque for shit like this yeah they actually got in a rejection what's the biggest thing that it's

mostly furry shit what else no no no thing that it's mostly furry shit? What else? No, no, no. I think it's like when people are like twerking. If I cover that kind of stuff. But everything that I do is censored. Like I don't have anything uncensored. And even when I curse, I usually bleep it out. So it's like they just don't like. You're trying to play the game.

They don't like what I say. Like I think. The content. They don't like what you're covering. You have to support the video. Because I get the videos people send me from YouTube. like when they take it down i'm like here's a thousand channels with that same clip on there but because my voice isn't over it going like what's wrong with these people or maybe there's some kind of flag on your channel yeah but like

dude i don't know many people with a million subscribers who don't have the gold plaque i mean the rejection letter i frame that i mean that's i mean like who has that's a rarer piece of what's the rejection letter it just says your um your content doesn't comply with the the community guidelines and i'm like what a community that is you got furries and twerkers and all like if that's the case you would think yeah but i don't think they have grounds to do that i mean they obviously do whatever they want to do do whatever i can't believe i'm still on there yeah to be honest with you you know what i mean so i i'm just waiting for the day i'm just seeing how long i could go you know without that then pulling the plug on it because they will they

will but they what they don't realize is like that just helps me though it because that's like i have a common enemy it's almost kind of like howard stern back in the day going against the fcc like youtube is the fcc kind of for like youtubers right and it's like didn't they watch private parts like didn't they watch all that where it's like you're just helping me they do but they see themselves as howard stern at the time like yeah yeah it's pretty i feel like people are able to like revise it pretty much you know what i mean yeah yeah it's interesting that they're just not like self-aware that they think by like i mean you could even make an argument that that mindset is what got trump uh elected by just constantly like yeah trashing them like i'm saying that when he did his interview recently when they did the debate

recently the fact that the moderators were against him like in my mind kind of helped yeah it always helps yeah because you're i mean also it's just when you're if you're kind of like salty and a dick to someone yeah it helps a lot like even as if you're like a comic on stage and you're like an angry comic guy sometimes that might be off-putting but if someone in the audience won't stop talking and now all of a sudden it like you're like a hero yeah it just makes so much more sense. Yeah. So there's a bit of, you know, the adversity makes like justifies being like mean. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I get, I get, I get shut down on every platform. It's like, at some point I'm just going to go door to door and do my comedy.

You know what I mean? Just take a show on a picture. You're like, you fucking freak right here. Yeah. Just do my show. Like bring my couch and park there. Yeah.

I don't know man Okay so Honestly that's pretty Interesting perspective That furries are like The centerpiece Of the whole thing But you think

Like centerpiece of In the sense that They were probably The first ones That have like These huge YouTube Like you know Channels and

Reddit groups And tumblers And the biggest community I think so I think so And that's sort of Split off into the biggest what the biggest meetup they have like biggest furry event i don't know i don't know that

much i don't i don't know i try to stay away from those but um yeah i'm not sure do they have furry conventions oh actually no they do i covered a video on the furry convention yeah there was like one at the hilton somewhere i did a whole video on it and it's funny because like they'll have a parade throughout the hotel and it's like you have like the random like mom like just checking in to the hotel get to her room and it's like she's got to cut through the furry kids like hockey tournament at the hotel and those are fucking funny i'm not staying here yeah i want a refund uh anthrocon in pittsburgh anthro considered the world's largest anthrocon in pittsburgh 17 000 people in 2020 whoa wow again that coat check must be wild yeah

that's where they're making the money well you got a big one yeah I feel like another probably like notch in where you would say this would be a maybe a turning point where things you know if you look at the graph and what the parts where it starts to go more exponential was the the guy who did all the surgery to be Japanese and now he's like a Israel where you took the only one yeah only one all the surgery to be japanese and now he's like a israel conservative or you took the korean yeah ollie london yeah he turned to be a white dude doing surgery to be a korean i feel like that was a moment like a based republican guy yeah based republican gay

guy now and you know what i wonder like they fucked me over you see that too a lot where like they lean in so hard on this one thing and then there's some kind of awakening but it's a small percentage of people that actually reform themselves from like what they're doing yeah like for example there was a video i covered about a girl that was um doing taking pictures for her only fans that are like old high school like on the bleachers like during school hours she's just taking photos for only fans and like a family just comes up to her like you gotta stop you know you know and she's like um i don't appreciate that i have a lot of followers on instagram so you don't want to you don't want

to mess with me she literally said you don't want to mess with me i have a lot of instagram followers i'll ruin your life that sentence has never been said before like in history like and but so i did a video on her and it got like two million views and i didn't see anybody cover this shortly after that video she posted a video she turned to god and all this stuff and like she's saying like i shouldn't it's the life you shouldn't do this and stuff i really regret this and i was in my head i'm like i wonder if she saw my video and it had any impact on her and i ended up going to her instagram page and i was blocked so she is aware of me she knows you yeah but in a way it's like maybe that tough love actually serves a purpose sure you know what i mean and that's the case I always try to make.

It's like, I'm doing a comedy, Rose. This is comedy. Yeah. It's a character. It's an extension of my personality. But there's also, I grew up in New York where it was like, that's how we treated each other if we were doing something weird. It was like a sign of camaraderie amongst friends.

Do it again, buddy. You know what I mean? And it keeps you kind of grounded. And it's like, that doesn't seem to apply to the rest of the nation you know what i mean so it's like they're just mad at me and i'm like i'm helping and they're getting so much positive reinforcement i know because they go post the shit online and it like goes viral and you're like yeah for smearing shit on your face and yeah and like eating fucking a bowl of baked beans and you go yeah i should keep doing this yeah so you can make a guy right now he's like i got fat then i got skinny they have fat again yeah you can make a case that these social media

platforms are enabling the behavior i think a lot of people i mean jonathan hay we actually had him on our podcast and he he talks like a whole bunch about that where you know depression suicide goes up a crazy amount yeah i think they're trying to have, you know, you know, the meetings in, what is it called when they go to Congress and they,

like a congressional testimony stuff or whatever. Yeah. They kind of, the politicians come in and yell at the guy who owns a social media platform. But they're doing a lot of those

about saying that, you know, kids got an anorexia. Yeah. There's that one. You ever cover that anorexic chick? There must be many. Oh, you know. But there's this one anorexic chick there must be many oh you know

there's this one anorexic chick i see on my instagram feed and she's like looks like out like she's an outshone it was one that went to her university yeah remember that exactly who you're talking about and i've teetered on like do i cover this because some stuff is so dark yeah it's like i i again going back to like comedy first, right? It's like, it's so disturbingly sad. But it's the same. It's like. That it's like, I don't, I can't even find, I can find a really dark joke about it.

Yeah. But it's just like, I think she's honestly on her way out. Like if you're living like that. You don't want to make light of it. I mean, I could if I really want to be. Sure. Lean into it. I easily could, but that's just such a cheap.

It's an easy thing. But it's like, it's the other side of the coin of the fucking 600-pound person who's just like, won't stop eating. Yeah. Right? It's just the other, on the other end of the spectrum of that.

It's so weird. I love those people during the pandemic, like the 600-pound guy that would be in the little scooter at the grocery store, like wearing a mask, but shaming you for not wearing it as he's filling his cart

with the formula for heart disease. Yeah. Like, dude, like, I just want to kick him just down the steps. Yeah, there's one TikToker guy who would just like eat all these crazy foods

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you know uh and getting pressed and you made me get fat so now i'm gonna fuck with you guys dude it's obviously once you get the money involved it's a different ball game you know yeah like that is somewhat of the like even you know if you the guys it's a little different but if you're a girl that's you know have some weird thing wrong with you or you're you know yeah like that is somewhat of the like even you know if you the guys it's a little different but if you're a girl that's you know have some weird thing wrong with you or you're you know develop some fall on bm freak it's like the obvious pipeline is like you want to see me naked yeah it's crazy you think there would be like managers for people like oh they do have managers oh for sure yeah oh yeah that's we know someone that uh works at one of those companies is like a really where they just like they're the guys who i'm talking to that's when you got

a video about those guys that's their job is they just tell guys they want to suck them off all that like he does dick ratings as the girl oh my god like his job is like he just looks at dicks all day and tells them how nice they are wow yeah he goes on to his wife and kids yeah man that's a fucking that is honest honest day's work if i've ever seen one i don't understand how our country would you rather do a garbage man or a dick raider like i don't know how how is our country not taken over by now like it's like this is a perfect time they just infiltrate doesn't destroy it oh man there's money to be made in dick ratings and the only fan thing um there's a case to be made that it's fraud right yeah so legitimately if you're like i paid a chick

to fucking rape my dick and then this this bozo. Yeah. Joe Brown. You're like, that's your case. Your honor. I'm like a refund. I was under the impression I was paying this woman to rape my penis. But that is currently those cases are being tried. So,

you know, I think there's a big class action lawsuit and that's the main one about, I think it's only fans maybe, but, uh, and then, you know, I, I don't know if this is their case but saying that like you know these are co-chorus we can't ladies gentlemen like you bring her up and you go do you want to make this woman work eight hours a day

we can't this is a job for an indian man yeah you have to sue for pain and suffering you know she said i was a six and uh my rating was a six and that negatively affected me. We're taking jobs away from Americans. I thought I had mate. Where I grew up, that used to be an American doing a dick rating.

Sending them overseas. Jesus. This is the globalism at work right here. They are actually sending them overseas though. That is what's happening. Really?

I mean, well, I think this guy is probably like, you know, has five people working for him. But yes, there is a lot of those agencies. Philippines, like where all the call centers are they're like yeah they're doing dick ratings in the philippines that's the dream man you start out and start

out in a hut you get an iphone your mom's like what are you doing you're like i'm i'm doing business yeah somewhere there's some guy just pouring all this money into unsuccessful vagina rating company because nobody nobody wants there's so many opportunities now like all these poor countries it's like just send them phones man and the internet oh they got them just they got them they gotta start like fucking humping telephone poles or doing whatever and just you know like what if you start muck banging yeah send them food first yeah exactly yeah i think that's like they can't be muck bangers in africa i guess obesity is like so like just looked down upon you know like they're like in asia and stuff they're like they're not

really like fat people like dude there's like you walk around here where we're at right now oh like i mean you you probably saw but there's the heart attack grill have you seen that video is that where they all are well no there's a place called the heart attack grill there's a video online if you watch and all these people go because if you weigh yours there's a scale out front yeah and if you're over 350 pounds oh my god oh yes and there's a video where all these people are like way and this dude like it's the saddest thing because this guy like waddles over there gets on he's like 380 and he's so pleased with himself. He's happy.

He gets to eat for free. Oh, right, right, right. So he's like so happy and you're like, man, that's so dark. Only America, man. That is so dark. I thought, so I was talking about this in a joke saying that America is the fattest country and I was kind of talking about how, you know, they don't have eating competitions in, you know, Yemen or whatever, right?

Right. Yeah. But if you look into it, that's not true. Oh, they didn't? uh eating competitions in you know yemen or whatever right right yeah but uh if you look at into it that's not true oh they do america's not the no it's like i mean that might be true that they have you know all years i might have to cover that it's possible they have some you know but yes america is not the fattest country okay but it is one of the fattest countries but it is not the fattest country i don't even know if it's top five it's what it's what you said yeah they're all right how could you how could that be possible it's guys that become like

linebackers in the nfl it's all those guys who are like no they're they're like a different type of person i mean they're huge just with the faces that are just you know like widest faces yeah yeah the polynesians are like they're built like their women are like big yeah like the samoans are pretty samoans right yeah yeah like the islanders yeah yeah they're all yeah yeah they're all huge yeah yeah but if once you take but that's like essentially a singular like type of person and then but i imagine as like a well i'm sure this has the maybe the highest of like fat people that like you shouldn't be fat yeah yeah like the highest level of ego there is

you don't even have a fat face like that's when you see a guy that's you know 300 pounds and his normal face you go that is 100 on you there was a guy that came out to me at the comic-con who was apologized to me for being fat because i must have made like a fat joke or something and he's like a fan that's kind of sad yeah no but he was cool he's just like oh he's oh because he wanted to buy a t-shirt he's like i had triple x i saw you know what i'm working on i'm like dude that's okay like you know what i mean then i was like giving him tips i'm like well i try to walk 10 000 steps and he's like i really appreciate it you know like you can have this conversation with these people but get those steps in my rascal scooter does that count we went to the dallas uh or the texas state fair a few years ago

yeah there was like a giant uh like area of rascal scooters that you could rent and it was like most of the people who were using them were like you don't need this oh you see that a lot like a lot where you're like i don't like you know there you obviously see something you're like yeah you probably need older whatever and like yeah they're just people recreationally just taking these out there's just like i don't like, you know, you obviously see something and you're like, yeah, you probably older or whatever and like, yeah, they're just people recreationally just taking these out. They're just like, I don't want to walk.

I thought that the airport that could be the movement limp in there and ask for escort. Yeah, but they're not even drinking and like pretending I'm hurt.

They're just like, yo, I don't want to walk around. Well, there's an opening now for the Olympics for like rascal racing because like,

you know, they can replace it with a break dance. No, I'm saying like, well, I mean, they're throwing break dancing in there i mean like internet is this guy i was picturing fred flintstone yeah manual manual rascals yeah and what they did the break dance

and so they canceled that yeah but wasn't there something even more i mean break dancing's cool but there was something else that they added i can't remember what it was that was even more ridiculous but i can't remember so i'm like if they're gonna go down that road it's like you might as well just add rascal sure i mean sure at one point the one point down the line yeah i don't know yeah the i don't know what it was there was i didn't really watch the olympics this year no i just watched papa smurf come out of the yeah I'm good. Yeah. What do you think of the BBLs? Do you see a lot of those? What's that?

The- Brazilian butt lifts? I mean, it's the final stage of the- See, I didn't- Crazy chick. I never minded the big lips. The big lips, I don't mind. Oh, man.

The full face of, you know, when you really like pump the face full of stuff. Yeah. Where you look exactly the same no matter what age you are, no matter- Yeah. full face of you know when you really like pump the face full of stuff where you look exactly the same no matter what age you are no matter like you all look you can't really tell their age

but you look a little alien-y you know what I mean you look like a frozen cat it's a very specific look that I I don't love that look but like

I don't mind the fake lips the fake ass I've doesn't really do much for me I mean maybe I'm just not into hip hop a lot of them at the strip club yeah yeah actually they've gotten better at those because i remember when they first started getting them more of a penguin situation no it was like a box

like it was no there were some girls who like you could put the rest of the drink on their ass like it was like yeah i remember in las vegas a bachelor party years and years ago and i'm like is that girl like is there like A package in her Back And she's delivering Something you know And it was literally

Like a square Yeah And again it's like How do you look at that And you're like I'm gonna go in public That would ruin my life You know what I mean

And she's like Parading it around There's gay guys Who got them now too Really Yeah yeah I've seen gay guys Who have BBLs

That's nuts That's nuts. That's. Yeah, yeah. They just like get a little junk out of the trunk, you know? Gay guy BBLs. Hilarious. It's so crazy too

because you go to the gym and you see like mostly chicks who just all they do is work out on their ass and like they build a huge ass. Yeah, like white girls didn't have those kind of asses

in the 80s. Yeah, you can legitimately like if you just do only glute exercises you can make a huge ass. I was saying as a dude you shouldn't be doing any exercise where your legs you know i mean any exercise that involves like yeah squats is okay because you can you know but anytime you have a thing on either side a doctor machine you walk in you catch your buddy on that one yeah you're just like

two more it is funny how women and women will be upset with this is that i think a lot of women it's funny how they will they will do these things because they do think that men like them and here's where they're gonna get really mad but you can't say that that butt thing wasn't influenced by like hip-hop videos and people oh for sure who denies that was kim kardashian like she's just like, everything is just downstream of her. Chicken and egg. Yeah, but the best part is then she goes and she gets rid of this stuff

because she's like trying to be a trendsetter. So then she's like, oh no, like the new trend is like, you get rid of all your breast implants and all this stuff. Well, then someone needs mashed potatoes because they got an ass full of them right now. Yeah, but then people are like,

yeah, I don't have that kind of budget where I can just fucking, every time Kim Kardashian decides she's getting rid of her BBL, i have to go get rid of mine like but why do they always say that they're doing it for themselves yeah because i don't completely oh uh lying lying yeah that word yeah it's funny but i do wonder like where did the fake lips come from in the face like where did all that stuff like is there a mailing list amongst them because like every time i talk to guys like if i'm like in a close circle guys like nobody's into that no who's actually

into that are you watch like i literally don't know any guy that has seen somebody what like pumped up oh the super yeah and asked him like yo like i think okay there's two parts to it i would say the do you remember back in the day there used to be a certain guy that would have like you know crazy overly tan bleach blonde hair right big fake tits right yeah and you would kind of be like it would almost look like you're like pretty i guess kind of hot for someone's aunt but you're like it just looks trashy as fuck you know what i mean you're like i wouldn't want to be my girl but you're like i get why this guy that thinks he's like uh you know going through a midlife crisis wearing the leather jacket he's in his 50s i get why he thinks that people are looking at him being like pretty sick yeah like it's almost like having a you know a corvette like in their mind yeah so i get i think

this is the that now that's the and i get like a 60 or 70 year old woman doing this stuff because you're like yeah you know probably it's not much worse or whatever and they might you know maybe look better but then somehow it's like 25 year olds started doing you know i know crazy lip filler and you're like this was never meant for 25 years old this started with like old people i just wonder where it's gonna go i mean like they're starting to pop like a lot of these girls it's gotta be max and explode like their asses are exploding yeah and they're stitching them back up and they're like I mean they're popping

I mean they're so like their ass explodes it's fairly like experimental phase too yeah being this girl

so good she was walking funny you're like oh yeah really hard you're like no no

she's walking she went to the surgery ass exploded slapped it yeah I was three pumps in I mean there's gonna be new shit coming out too They're all just getting points for this stuff

What's the next thing They've covered the face, the lips, the nose Yeah, tits Eyes Oh yeah, they do eye stuff for sure In what fashion? They get rid of all your wrinkles Yeah, you've never seen those Johnny says they cut your eyelids You've never seen those johnny says they cut your eyelids

older ladies who are just like walking around like this oh my god i didn't know that yeah i didn't know that either they were just awake dude they'll do a shit where like if you have like loose skin and they'll like literally like face off style they'll like fucking cut your face and like pin it back facelift or whatever that i get yeah that's a mental illness but there was that part of it i mean you can't you're cutting your face open and like well for some people it is so that's why there's always multiple things oh did she she died getting like some just cosmetic surgery really yeah she got put out because the thing is is when you get uh like anesthetized it's there's it's not zero risk of dying like it's like anesthesia is like really

like a tricky thing and you know obviously they're very good but like you know they tell you you're like this isn't a hundred percent that stuff's so sad i remember i covered a video on this once about women that would get nose jobs like there and there was a lot of like uh women like arab women or jewish women like ethnic you know where you know typically have bigger yeah i'm italian so we have yeah and all that but i thought it was the saddest thing and i was kind of i did a little roast on it but at the end i like i was kind of saying i'm like do you know how sad that is it's like you're literally erasing your ethnicity like there's so much lineage behind that and like whatever caused you to think that you're not beautiful or pretty because like you

have a bump on your nose or your nose is bigger than what the magazine says. You've fallen prey to a spell. And it's like, that's so sad that you're altering that. I mean, women are all competing against each other. I know, but it's like, how do we get them to understand? You don't need to do that. It used to be like when we grew up in school or it was like you were taught to like love yourself for who you are like that's like yeah but in reality yeah but that's not one girl's hotter than another yeah like if one girl's like wait i could just like be get better guys if i

just go fucking get a chin implant yeah you're gonna make it back on the back end yeah but do you see the type of guys that they get like but sometimes it will be like some sometimes it will be like you know you ever see like girl and like their chin is like totally, or guys or whatever. And then they get it and it's like, it looks normal now. Yeah. It's like, it's not even like, it doesn't look crazy. It just looks like they just got back to the, you know, median kind of. But what you're talking about where someone goes in and they're like, you know, I'm, I'm

decent looking. I'm going to, you know, get a little shaved down on something. Yeah. That's, that's such a different world for if you watch. Okay. So there's a lot of like yes i said well i love the british rappers too but um you know you'll see rapper being like here's you know i'm fresh out of jail he's back with his new girlfriend and be posted on

you know no jumper six buzz or something and it'll be a girl that her body looks like a freak show right just enormous ass face and you're just like i guess if once it's decided we go that's hot then they go well I'll just have the most of that yeah and it's like a flex of some sort

it's like the chicks with like you know those chicks who have like the insane fake tits yeah they're like out to here insane fake tits are nuts

yeah they're just like I don't know I'll tell you what guys like them big the bigger the better the insane fake tits always are paired with the oh yeah you're not just. Bigger the better. The insane fake tits always are paired with the.

Oh, yeah. You're not just doing. You never. Nobody just does the insane fake tits. I just feel bad for the girls that buy into that because, like you said, it's like a competition. I think that's what you have to do. But it's like you could see the type of guys that are attracted to that. Like, they all look like Flavor Flav.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, there's the end result. That's what you're going to get. Maybe that's the guy they want. the guy they want that yeah no then don't do that yeah you know that might honestly there might be something where like i want to be with a guy like that and they don't pay me any attention i mean that being said though you know and there's dudes right now dying from dick surgeries getting their legs shaved down to add a few inches yeah the breaking the legs to go like add to it.

Yeah, I don't want to put this just on women right now. Oh, there's like a crazy church. It's like a hundred grand and they break your legs. They basically break your like femur and then they add like some kind of spacer in it. Or no, it's not. Apparently it's one of the guys from the mob that they hired to do it.

Oh yeah, they put a gap. They have to do like a year yeah it's constantly broken you're constantly broken right horrifying pain and it just has to feel like yeah it's just like and the bone fills in you get but like there's some guys who are like did it they do it and they go from like five seven to five nine and you're like for what wow for like why all this money all this pain you're like for what what? Wow. Yeah, why? For like all this money, all this pain. You're like, for what? Yeah. I got a friend. I got a friend. Sure.

I mean, I'm 5'9". I'm not a tall guy. But I have friends that are my height or just slightly. And they are obsessed with tall guys. Like they hate you, Ryan. Yeah. You know, like the short guy. Oh, they feel some ways about it?

Yeah. Well, it's because of chicks, though. In the dating. But it's because women are like that. That's a very new online social media thing like that happened recently danny devito has been five two crushing six foot nine supermodels for years true he was married to reaper but he's danny devito yeah he has to be danny devito to pull those type of women no i do i have we have a buddy who's literally 4 11 yeah comic from toronto and he gets so much ass it's like well

that's the thing though and i have friends that are like that and i'm like i never had a problem yeah but like they when they see a tall guy coming to the bar whatever like it's like women do well it's because women gravitate towards higher up yeah yeah so like some girl told me by the way i'm not gonna air out who uh comedian we haven't seen in a while uh goes up and he goes hey what's the guy you do stuff with danny and he goes he had a bit of a glow up eh that's what a comic said to me yesterday i won't i won't say who it was but yesterday canadian comic because no it wasn't it was no she didn't say i probably added an a yesterday we were at the jam and she goes he

had a he's a real glow up she said danny had a glow up do you think you had a glow up i don't think so at 40 too right i mean i i'm aging rapidly so my body's falling apart not according to this girl she hasn't seen you in three years because she moved out of new york oh okay and happy with what she saw let's leave that. Losing 20 pounds will do a lot, I guess. I guess that's what it was. She liked the merchandise. I'll say that much. Liked the merch. But the dick surgeries.

I actually used to talk about this. There was a guy named Ali Hood Alejandro. Something like that. Yeah. And he got best dick surgery. Money could buy. Died during the procedure. Trying to add a couple inches. Yeah. And he was he was like let me just tell you something about vegas don't bother with the dick reductions here they

don't work so save yourself the time if you're thinking for yourself total scam barely barely took off a centimeter just shave it down yeah i mean it's going all the way it's a fucking arms race and i hey i'm part of the problem a little bit because i like hair extensions on a chick i don't mind like i kind of i'm a little bit part of the problem but yeah but there's something wrong with like a nice little touch i mean like we don't you know like a little bit of makeup whatever like it's just when you're overboard with it when it's kind of like you're now turning into like an action figure yeah you know what i mean it's like that's kind of the line for me you know what i mean yeah yeah i guess everybody just has a different line and then some people are just like yeah they

just want to keep going it's like you know how people get tattoos and they're like they're like i'm addicted to getting tattoos yeah i gotta think of that when we were growing up like you know i was in bands and stuff like that and everyone I probably had like A pretty decent amount Of tattoos for You know A guy in a band And it's kind of part of like You know part of the uniform If you're

You know whatever Right right right A little bit Yeah And I kind of think I was like If I was Like grew up

20 years later Would my face become Oh for sure You know what I mean You'd be covered Yeah you'd have more For sure Yeah cause

If you look back 15 years before that you look at like axl rose you go that was like a tattooed guy at the time and he's got like you know the heart yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and then before that the sailor with his one guy you're like oh yeah so i i kind of think that i don't know if i would have been because i kind of always want to make tv shows and stuff like that so i think i had that in mind to some degree at the time but yeah but if you were 20 years later you probably wouldn't want to make nobody wants to make tv shows now they just want to make youtube shit you're right so many fucking tiktok i always want to do i always want to make like comedy videos and i was like i always kind of thought that there was some element where i'd

like i wouldn't be able to play certain care i would never be you'd have a dick coming on your forehead yeah like i said yeah i think i would have done like a steve well i did have a party once get a 69 as a joke but i got it on my leg yeah is he actually gonna get tits no he's not doing it he's not doing it someone talked someone talked about oh really yeah because they're putting trans people in camps oh boy they're not i'm surprised there's not a lot of that on the internet where a guy being like i'm just a fucking dude i'm not gay i'm not trans i got three sets of tits yeah yeah yeah just a freak you know just like the plastic surgeon that just keeps getting high in his own supply it's coming he'll be on my channel that'll be like a just like a six pack of tits yeah it's funny that there's this i know a plastic surgeon that he threw these huge parties in new york and i actually he had he does like things there where

he actually had to someone a comedian host so i did it yeah and he now invites me to the mute we're there so you know fancy ass you know 10 million dollar probably maybe more place in manhattan and uh it's funny because all his money is from plastic surgery. And it kind of is, you know, the funeral guys where, you know, it is always kind of a funny business where there's that element of like, ooh, you know, that more people died. Like we're fucking making more money today. There's a little bit of that where it's like all these girls walking around,

their faces just mangled. And this guy's just raking it in. Because you go, what percentage? Well, then he gets to make him hot and then he invites him to the party is it's just like a win-win he has well what percentage though and you know and this is in right now you know the percentage of chicks walking around you can tell they got plastic surgery didn't work yeah yeah but i mean there is an element too you go you go sorry yeah like the thing is if you have a lot of money you can go to the actual like best person

and it's like there are a lot of chicks walking around who did have it you don't know because they they probably didn't go too crazy yeah you know but that uh it'll probably get better better like it'll you know in 30 years from now it probably will be like everybody has access to like plastic surgery where you can't yeah it'll be super you can't really tell yeah i remember back in the day like if you saw a girl with fake tits like you talked about it like i mean do you remember like porn from like the 80s and stuff like how bad oh the fake tits were and some of them yeah like they were like insane like they'd be like different like levels pumpkins yeah like they were just like they weren't even on the same like the one was up one was like down yeah they're like it's the best we could do yeah

they're like in the weird spot yeah like everything was yeah nipples like all over the place those are doctors working out of caves dude well they were just like it was new they were like figuring it out as they went along like how are you supposed to figure out how to like best do these surgeries yeah you know you would see it like shift to the side yeah if you think about pamela anderson at the time that was the big joke was she's all silicon yeah right pretty normal chick like in los angeles right now in terms of tit size yeah that's true all over florida let's fucking see that do you go to miami is like miami super man i remember like going to miami heat game and like the amount of chicks with bbls there yeah it hasn't really reached south carolina all the women there look like arty lang you know it's just it's fun it's a good and a bad thing so when you're doing

all these videos i feel like a lot of them you're always saying it's narcissists what why is it a narcissist and not people trying to get a buck quick i think it's like i always go back to like when i was younger and if like you saw somebody that was always looking in in the mirror that was like narcissism yeah and obviously like that's kind of turned into like a lot of things like abusive spouses and stuff like that but i always go to the root of it it's like someone that's obsessed with their vanity i think is like a complete narcissist and it doesn't stop there so many women you know and a lot of people will go

they're not bothering anybody it's like go be in a relationship with these people yeah like how much are they really focusing on their husband and not themselves you know what i mean like it goes deeper than that oh there's no mind they're like i'm doing this for him like right i'm looking good and for him well i'll tell you what you're not doing for him is forcing him to take photos of you in a pool oh yeah yeah well you see that i would dude last time ultimate simp movies last time i was in vegas and i did a video on this i i was there and i filmed this like these people had no idea oh you watch them i act sometimes i'm like in real life i filmed some of the shit that I show on my channel.

This was one of them. And there was a, yeah, I was in, I forget what hotel I was at, Vegas pool. And this guy rolls in with these two women. One maybe looked like his girlfriend or whatever. And he sits down and he's just sitting there. But he looked miserable. Like he wasn't really in close. They were all in their bathing suit.

And then they just immediately go to the end of the pool. And they hand him the camera. And he's just doing this over and over, walking over, looking at it. It's never good enough. Right back. Sit back, right? And then finally, she leaves. It's like 20 minutes of that.

And he thinks he's done. And you can just see him like, and now the friend wants pictures now. So she hired him. He's like a production assistant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? he's like a production assistant yeah yeah you know what i mean and i watched because like i see these videos but like in real life it was so fascinating watching like watching his face like the like his he was just dead inside no soul no like you don't get to see that so like the guy was like miserable when you think of like yeah pathways for life

instagram boyfriend is a very like you're probably wondering how i got here yeah yeah just yeah when you're on your 45th photo can i yeah can i eat now yeah oh man that stinks it's crazy man you see everything man like the selfie obsession people like a lot of selfie deaths man like falling off a cliffs like that i i'm on monitor oh yeah like that's spiked over yeah oh man yeah just for couples for a gymnast a really beautiful woman a gymnast like a athlete fell off she's probably doing something crazy though i don't probably doing like a handstand on like the edge of like the fucking yosemite or something she definitely her you know difficulty 10 execution yeah yeah i don't know if she landed it but you know

it's a big old zero on the landing yeah perfect selfie yeah it's not easy that's that's dark but uh yeah there's so much of that like it trains to people yeah train tracks it's like it's pretty easy to move out of the way so crazy i always like i always like thought it was the funniest thing like people not funny thing people getting hit by trains but like Like you have like so much notice That's what I mean Like you have so much advance notice before you get hit by a train like that is not like Walking out into the street and a car smokes you like the fucking ground is shaking. Yeah, they tell you five minutes

There's all these noises. It starts honking. Yeah, still like like people sometimes you'll hear like they'll get their car will like break down on the tracks yeah they're trying to get out they're trying to you're like just get out of your car yeah it's over just get out of your car your car's gone like get out and then they don't get out well that's natural selection you know you don't want to get in the way of that that's why they put an app out where it's like alerts people who get too close to wild animals at yellowstone because they'll go up to bison and bears and try to take selfies with them and they'll get mauled and shit.

I have a whole series of that. It would be a pretty sick selfie. Yeah, and they just recently released an app to where they download it. So they put a tag in the animal? It's when you get too close on their camera, it starts alerting that you're too close because they're incapable of knowing.

But it's like you're getting in the way of natural selection like don't put signs up like these people have you can't we can't have these people breeding you know what i mean it's just yeah well the problem is is that all these women with all these things are making themselves more eligible to breed yeah yeah and then a lot of them too they have kids and then the kids look like their old selves. Right? Remember there was this Korean guy who like he sued his wife or something because she had all this work done.

I think it was, yeah, I think it was Korea, but like. One of those. Yeah, one of those. But she had all this work done,

never told him and then they had kids and he's like, her kids are fucking ugly. Oh, wow. I never thought about that. Yeah.

Daddy, why are you suing mommy? All right. Well, that had to be somebody with a good surgeon though for him yeah it was like she like she looked great and then but i guess she was a fucking gargoyle before oh man yeah he wasn't happy that's a maury povich episode right there whatever the korean equivalent of it is fellas you know we have to tell you about merrick

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wasn't he yes it's before or after i believe before okay oh he's a mayor before i thought he ran for office after that'd be hilarious after and people voted for him i mean dude i know he was in politics after yeah you gotta see this maury povich clip this is this is the best one ever with the olives the girl that's scared of olives have you guys seen this it's the best it's like he's so evil it's like she's got a phobia of green olives and she's such a meek person like you gotta feel bad this is a really like she doesn't leave the house much but yeah it probably took them a long time to book her to get her out there and she's just like and she's like he's like so you're we're gonna how did you develop

this and he's like kind of interviewing her and then all of a sudden like mid-interview he's like bring out the olives and she's like no she's holding his arm and he's like lisa you're holding my arm too strong like yelling at her like he's like abusive and she runs away in a big jar i wonder who set her up for that like how is he not in prison for that that's evil yeah it's tough love man yeah you're right exposure therapy you know but normally it's like here we're gonna like you're gonna smell and all we'll drive by like an olive orchard yeah no he just no he's like the most olives ever it's like the green goo like he didn't even ease her into it like it was just oh man that yeah so that had to be and then it switched into i guess you know the the jersey

shore that sort of era where look like everybody's come like you know we're giving shit to the people who are doing this stuff yeah but at the end of the day there's a lot of consumers of this stuff like there's a lot of people yes this is why i disagree this is where i'm on the other end of that because i agree that i personally am a consumer of this and I'm saying against my will. Right. But you know what I mean? You watch Maury Povich. I don't watch Maury Povich.

When you're like a teenager. You think when I was a teenager I was a big daytime TV guy? I mean, it's on here and there. You never like watch the clips of fucking Jerry Springer or something? If I'm flicking by and something's happening,

I'll watch it. But then if I turn my TV back on and that's all they give me now that's what i'm saying so you know all this stuff it's uh it's kind of weird because it's no i don't seek it out i don't follow this i've never followed one of them there's a perfect example customize algorithms that would be nice yeah but everyone's followed it's a comedy gold mine so if you're in a comedy i mean like it's it's so funny and like there's so much material i know like you just have to just read what's happening and it's funny like it writes its own jokes you know so obviously i enjoy it too in a twisted way

because my i'm sick in the head yeah you know what i mean but so i i it's yeah it's all our fault but basically this is yeah we're all the problem like all the only fan stuff he's like yeah these chicks are only doing this because there's all our fault, but basically this is... Yeah, we're all the problem. Like all the OnlyFans stuff. He's like, yeah, these chicks are only doing this because there's all these fucking pathetic simps out there. Oh, yeah, it's the simps. There was one with a guy. There's a video of a guy with these girls walking past the park bench, and he's like peeked over behind the bench.

Like what his camera propped up, and they just keep... Yeah, and it's just like there's families going by. Like what kind of a man is that, though? Yeah. Like that's pathetic. Oh, you're okay i'll give you sorry continue actually no no go ahead go ahead well i was just gonna say so if you think of it like this though if you like you said that's the guilty pleasure but you know it's sort of a toxic thing to like but it's funny right yeah if you think of that as uh okay so you want to eat good right so imagine every time you sat down anywhere it was big macs everywhere that all like you know just a full food and you go well that's a different level of like i walked i can walk by the mcdonald's and not get something versus it's never you know you go in your pocket one's there right yeah so it's you're

like you can't escape it you can't fucking escape I mean, which is probably some of the food thing, you know, I mean, I got the fucking seed oils in your, you gotta get off social media, I guess. I mean, you know,

you gotta just go. Yeah. And then your job's like, Hey, that's fine. And you go, okay, well I guess I'm bad.

It is nice to not look at social media. Like I do that. Like I'll take days where like, I won't even, I leave my phone at my house and just go outside. Like it just becomes like the nineties again. Yeah. Like at my house and just go outside like it just becomes like the 90s again yeah like it literally like it really is like a drug yeah and you really can though like it's like you go through withdrawals for a while like but once you get over those

withdrawals it's like life's normal again yeah it really is a drug you do go through withdrawal and then you do yeah for sure you'll have like a moment where you're like fuck worse yeah exactly yeah like actually like if we left our phones in this room right now and went outside like how long before we start well what happened is then i'd be like oh i need to get a hold of somebody and i'm like yeah because i'm like i don't know my phone i'm like how the fuck am i supposed to find this person yeah you had the box for a while well i have the box the cookie jar but back in the day it's like how did we function before though it's like it was worse it was kind of like remember there was an answer machine like i'll get i'll call you back whenever i do there's like the whole thing

where like if you needed to like find get a hold of somebody and you're like i think they're at this restaurant and then you call the restaurant right is this guy there yeah i talked to him yeah me and my friends in high school a big move was used to you call the house and it would say uh you have a click call from we're at the skate park we'll be here for 20 minutes see you later yeah and if you're in a relationship too like if you don't answer back in like two hours it's like that's a huge part of it that is my number that is maybe my number one because i often like that's like you know there's not a lot of things about living a hundred years ago i would love but the idea of you know if you were like working or you know you're like traveling for your job or something and you're like yeah i'll talk to you in four

months yeah yeah yeah you might get a letter from me otherwise i'll see your letter i'll see you in four months hopefully you didn't remarry because you thought i died yeah or you gotta like their photos every day like you're standing by you waiting for the next photo no you didn't like my photo i posted that for you didn't post my you didn't like my photo today it's like i don't even care like it's like i'm with you i've already committed to you oh yeah i had an argument with an ex once like 10 years ago or more maybe 15 years ago and then she like unfollowed me on facebook but we were like living together we lived together and then this was like her big like she's like fuck you i unfollowed you on facebook and then i was like okay dude i had a girl that had bought dude i don't let your

fucking don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. I had a girlfriend. And you're like, oh, I'm sorry. You go, because of the argument? She goes, the content should not do it. It's the comedy. No, I still. I don't know. Not argument related. I just can't look at this every day. The stand up thing you've been doing is.

It's terrible, man. I had a girlfriend who had borderline personality disorder. Do you guys know what that is? I mean, vaguely do you not enough dude that needs to get out there like that is like that is the worst possible bipolar it's worse than no it's bipolar is like just normal compared to this is like split personality like walk in one room one way and come out and you're a whole different person and i got involved with somebody like that you mix that with social media you don't like her photos yeah i had a box fan dropped on my head while it was on because i don't yeah yeah dude

i could tell you a real story not liking a photo i could tell you a real story and i'm kind of saving it for this i'm kind of saving it for this and i don't and i just want to make it clear like i'm not want to talk about relationships but like this needs to get out there enough this is crazy like this needs this is like a public x enough this is crazy like this needs this is like a public service announcement so the first i got wind of this is so i i met this girl in another country okay so and then out of the blue she's like i'm coming to america and i got a visa for six months or whatever you say which country i'm not gonna say i don't even want i don't want to name this like what continent It doesn't matter Continent? Continent CIA over here

Far away Like halfway around the globe Dude Okay Can't get the continent No no no Oh jeez So she comes out

This guy's scared here She's a scared man Shake and not stir definitely She comes out She stays with me And then we go to a movie We go to like an old movie Like where they show

Like old Hitchcock movies Yeah And we see this movie called the sunset sunset boulevard it's like from the 40s and it's about this crazy like ex-actress who's retired and like some guy breaks down in front of her front of her house and she lets him in she falls for him and all this but she's got a split personality so i'm sitting with her and she's watching and she's like she's got borderline and I'm thinking like she's saying like she's borderline crazy yeah like but she keeps saying it and saying it and movies done whatever Brian you're thinking maybe I shouldn't come come to this girl well I'm not sure I like it put up a red flag I'm like I she's like hinting at something yeah then you know sex're thinking back, the sex is really good.

Okay, so that's how it started. Yeah, yeah. So we're in the car outside a convenience store. You're getting jacked off by two people. And she's sitting there, and she's talking about the movie again. She's like, yeah, that woman really had borderline. I'm like, what is that?

What actually is it? She's like, borderline personality disorder. Then I made a joke, and I was like, is that what your doctors say is it? She's like borderline personality disorder. Then I made a joke and I was like, is that what your doctors say you have? You know? And like, she has a sense of humor, but she didn't laugh.

She like put her head down and I'm like, do you, do you actually have that? Like, what is that? And she's like, well, my doctors say I have a lot of things.

Mainly, uh, chlamydia. Yeah. It's great because when you fuck him, you never get the normal version right right right right right so i got like a rush through my body like a warm i'm like she's staying with me you know what i mean i don't understand this she goes to bed i look this up

online and it's like a whole community of people going it's like a movie almost or she's like i can make a movie because you're like she's like in the house it gets worse i mean there's a whole community and you'd never like stayed with her in a before i did out and like in a's like i can make a movie yeah because you're like she's like in the house it gets worse i mean there's a whole community and you'd never like stayed with her in a before i did out in like i spent some time it was the first time on my you know on my turf you know staying with me or whatever you know so i'm on like she's in bed and i'm like on the internet i'm like what is this i gotta see what this is and like there's a whole community of people like these people should be killed like people that had relationships with them like destroyed their lives yeah really seriously overwhelming like where like this is like serious stuff and it's not out there like these people will destroy you

because what it is it's like they have this like inner turmoil where like they need constant validation and they have a abandonment issue so and even if they you don't do anything like that like they create it like they're they're like it's like a circular thing like they're just ruined from their childhood and all that but long story short i'm in a grocery store she starts like hunching over he's like oh my stomach's hurting uh you know i'm like are you okay or whatever and she's like yeah no it's okay don't worry about it like she keeps doing it keeps doing it right i'm like are you sure you're okay she's like yeah yeah don't worry about it so i don't worry about it sure right but the next time she's hunched over she's like well what's the point of being with somebody if you don't care about them you know

i'm like really and then and i'm like what do you want to do go to the hospital and she's like i i mean i'm like dying over here so i go to the hospital i bring this girl to the hospital go in they check her out nothing's wrong obviously absolutely nothing's wrong she goes to bed on the internet i look this up they do this and sure enough they make up these scenarios to get you like trap you into like not caring enough so they can be mad like they're very manipulative yeah so so just picture what i just said and that happened like five or six times right don't have to go into all the details here and they take it through to the end where you're

going forever yeah and then she yelled at the doctor when the doctor like is there some no you're the always the problem no but i'm saying in the first scenario when the doctor's like there's nothing wrong do they fight that oh um no she just kind of like oh okay you know what i mean it's just like she accepts it because she's targeted on me are you like are you like you're not gonna love the bill yeah i don't even know well because you know how you have to go to the hospital they'll just take you in america like no matter what so i don't know what happened to the bill i'm i didn't pay but so here's the here's the end of it here's the worst of the worst right so this happens five times yeah so i don't i'm going to bore you with all those,

but just picture shit like that over and over. Here's the end. Here's the answer. This is incredible. So get home, right? And she's like, oh, no, before we get home, we're in the car, and she starts complaining about her ankle. Again, just mysterious problem.

She's like, oh, my ankle or whatever. I'm like, what do you want me to do? She's like, well, I don't know. I need to tape it or something. So we go to CVS and get a band ankle or whatever i'm like what do you want me to do she's like well i don't know i need to like tape it or something so we go to cvs and get like a one like a bandage or whatever and like get back in the house or whatever and i'm like putting the keys up the jacket on the hook or whatever and she's sitting on the floor doing she's like well i guess i'll just do this myself i'm like you can give me a chance to like yeah you know what i mean like it's always like she

creates a scenario to like be mad and it's it's it got to the point where I was aware of it, and it was half comical. But I'm like, if I laugh, she'll kill me. Yeah, but were you also like, this is over? Oh, yeah, yeah. You were like, this is like, the moment she goes back, this is over. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just trying to get through it a little bit. You don't have her living in your house currently, which is what some people probably have. No, she was staying with me. Yeah, but temporarily. Oh, temporary. You're not married to her. No, I was a year me yeah but temporary you're buying time yeah yeah yeah yeah so she's so now she's mad or whatever she's like i i'm like you you really think i don't want to help you like i literally just don't care yeah what do

you think like really is yeah like i don't care like um and she's like well i guess i'll just call my sister across the world so she has to call her sister on speaker to like so while he won't help you know like that's how awful this was right so then i'm just like all right i'm just gonna go to bed yeah so i end up staying on the couch she stays in the bed now this is the next morning i wake up she's in the kitchen and she's a makeup artist okay so she's got all her makeup crazy career yeah so. So she's got all her makeup on my kitchen table, right? And I go over to her to try to mend it. I'm like, are you still mad at me?

You know what I mean? And she's like, well, I said what I said. So she still wants to be. And I'm like, you really want to keep going on? You know what I mean? I'm like, why do we got to fight? You know what I mean? How long was she supposed to be there for?

I think she had like a six-month visa six months visa she was gonna be with you for six months yeah that's a wild move on your part i know i know lesson learned trust me yes we're guys yeah i take responsibility that's what you guys do for some ass young guy moved to the mat fucking hasn't had a little ass in a minute that's why i'm being wild yeah so so that's we're probably like a month and a half into this maybe not even maybe a month yeah okay so obviously i'm sitting here i'm at the end of my row i'm just kind of like do i am i allowed to be mad now you know the whole time ice and get her deported dude i well so what i did instead was i just took all of her makeup and just threw it off of the counter i go now this is somebody doing something bad to you yeah you know are you so that what are you gonna do now

like i had enough and it's so out of character to do that sure but i want i'm like now you're trying to make a point sort of say what you're trying to make a point sort of kind of like i want like this is what it's like to be mean to you yeah because i want like do you see the difference here and she's her face just turned red and she's like you think you could effin just throw my stuff and she just starts running around my living room and she's looking at objects on the wall this is the end of the movie this is like the height and like scorsese or tarantino music's playing like she's going around like you're crying in the bathtub i know i'm i'm trying to figure out what yeah yeah which is what she's

about to do yeah yeah so she's looked i have guitars i have a guitar that my grandfather gave me before he died like hanging up on the wall and she goes to grab i'm like you grab that i'm gonna throw you over the balcony like you're not gonna touch that yeah and she's like oh you could just throw myself then she takes my computer i have like an imac with like all my editing stuff connected she lifts it just rips it off of the wall and everything. And she's got it over her head, like ready to smash. So I'm wrestling with her to get the computer down.

I get it out of her hand. Then she starts trying to punch me in the face. She's like five, three. It's like nothing, right? She's trying to punch me in the face. I'm like grabbing.

I'm like, I'm not going to, she, then she starts punching me in the stomach. It's nothing, but she's doing like full force. Like she's full on, like in a boxing ring like face is purple like going as hard as she can screaming or whatever and i keep just stopping i'm like i'm not gonna do anything and she's like i want you

to break my fucking jaw i want you to break my fucking jaw she's saying that right i'm like i'm never gonna do anything you're gonna just tie yourself up then she comes up to me grabs my shirt right now she's like trying to wrestle me so in my head i'm like i'll just go with her so like she's pulling me down and then i go and i grab her arms and i'm just going down with her so now i'm on top of her i'm like stop i'm like i'm not gonna do anything like stop this is crazy like what are you trying to do right she gets up she's she huffs and puffs and she goes over to the uh all her makeup and she starts picking up putting away and i go in the other room and now i'm just like what whoa like what am i gonna do right so she's like she's like i hear her in the other room she's like i'll fucking kill you like i'll fucking kill you

like you don't realize like i'll fucking kill you and she's like murmuring it like to herself like not even to me i guess i'll get a hotel right you stay at my house you can't leave her at her house though that's you know you're gonna come back to a tornado well yeah so i go out back all the cops hold on well the neighbors hear all of this by the way we're in close corners windows are open doors open everything and i'm already like everyone hears this right so i go past the you know the kitchen or whatever and i'm going to go outside and she's like if you leave this is over and in my head i'm like you didn't think this was already over and i was about to say orion it was on the tip of my tongue like if i do that i die if i say that i die if i say that i die

so i'm like i'm not gonna say that i'm gonna either just like ease out of the house or come back in and i was like you know what i'm like it's pretty crazy that we got to go through this and i kind of closed the door or whatever and the mo i couldn't even finish the sentence she comes right around the table once again starts trying to punch me punch my stump everything same thing pull my shirt go down on the ground the whole thing again right so now she gets back up huffs and puffs puts all her makeup on the counter right and now again with the i'm gonna kill you you realize so now i was standing there at that moment she was knives and stuff well dude this is exactly

what i would think first thing well get to the knife dude this was the first time in my life i actually thought considered that this person might actually kill me because i knew you picture and you're on the news yeah well she's standing in front of the knife drawer like saying this after knowing her disorder all this shit that she's doing right and i stood there actually there was literally in my head i'm like i actually she could come around with a knife actually like i actually was like kind of fearing a bit i'm like she she might try to do something now so i just like walk towards the door don't say anything i just open the door and i go to my car she comes out she comes out yelling yelling yelling i get in my car and i just jet away and i go around the block to the other side of the

neighborhood and i just park the car and i'm like get your stuff goodbye kind of right and then i seen her come out with like a bag or whatever and she's like walking up the street like with her clothes or whatever like i have no idea where she's going so i go back around the block and there's cops already there like blocking the street off she called them no somebody called the cops right and i go hero and dude i get out of my car because i know it's for me right and dude i look like somebody that was like living under a bridge like my my shirt's all ripped and i'm walking across the street you know and like the cops here there's a there's a white cop and a black cop and the the black cop is like he doesn't believe anything like he's like um well first of all i go up to him i was like like did somebody

call a cop i was like yeah there's multiple calls there's chaos going on over there and i was like, did somebody call a cop? She's like, yeah, there's multiple calls. There's chaos going on over there. And I was like, yeah, I don't know what the hell. And she's like, well, he's like, well, we got her up the road. Like, we have her up the road or whatever. And, you know, I give the whole story that I gave you just now. And the black cop was kind of saying, he's like, just let's cut to the chase. Like, was there any point that you were fearing for your life? I guess that's like the barometer for like to be arrested yeah you know what i mean like and i was like you know

what man like honestly and i painted the picture like i did to you i was like there really was a moment where i actually kind of thought this was gonna happen and based on that they're like okay well well we got or whatever and like i'm from new york so in new york i guess you have to press charges like to like yeah right like somebody punches which they never do so california they don't and in california they'll just do it like yeah they decide they don't need you to say yeah so i go well i just want her to you know like go to a hotel where it's like no she's not up to you she's like no she's going to jail like we're taking her to jail for attempted murder. Well, and what did you say? You're like, well, she didn't attempt to murder me.

I thought she might. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, well, you don't decide that. I'm like, I don't have to press charge or whatever. It's like, you're talking about she's in a knife jar threatening to kill you. Like, that's illegal. You know, whatever.

Maybe not attempted murder, but like threatening to kill somebody. Sure, yeah, yeah. Right? Okay. So, yeah, they end up taking her to jail. And, you know, and the finally the two cops believe like i painted this story and they they understood and then i got a call out of the

blue from a bail bondsman the next day where like they're like hi this is uh so and so bail bonds and um so and so is has you down as an emergency contact so like i'm like are you i was on 20 minutes on the phone telling the guy the bail bondsman story he's like dude that's crazy man like yeah yeah like she actually thought I was gonna bail her out that's how insane it was right so then I get a call from the dad the dad her dad her dad back home who abused her she told me the whole story about how when she was little at the dinner table he used to spit in her face this is the kind of people that she grew up with again it starts from the childhood with these people you know like they're massively abused there was time she dropped crumbs on the floor and and he used her as a mop grabbed her hair

and just would just like clean up at yeah evil evil so he tried to call me and try to tell he's like you need to grow up and take care i go are you the guy who just like uses their children as mops on the kitchen floor and and he was like silent i go yeah she told me everything i was like you should be dead you should be thrown off a cliff don't ever call here again and he's like no he probably shouldn't have got involved you know and like and then all of a sudden wow yeah yeah and then he hung up never heard from it from her again one i got an email like three months later saying she was sorry and all this stuff but like dude what a fucking story and they and they sent she went to jail did she and then they sent her back to where she's from i don't

even know like she's charged yeah i would imagine yeah i got calls from her sister with her right now dude i hope not man for sure but like dude again like to preface like i would never i not i'm not wanting to talk about like past relationships like i'm i was shocked how little people realize how many people have this disorder like it's all it's a lot of women it is and that's a controversial thing like there's a lot more women i don't know i don't know um i mean women are more emotional so maybe we're so susceptible to this kind of to have like crazy emotionally but there's definitely a counterculture of women who really don't buy that like they don't like that when you're labeled with that

you know so if you read about it but there's a lot of high percentage of women that have that men have it too um pete davidson actually was open about having that disorder all right yeah and it's incredible like i'm reading about how like very little people realize the severity of this like it's really serious stuff and i don't even know if there's a cure for it they say there's like behavioral therapy things they could do but like the success rate is like there's no medication for it i don't think so i mean i think they're on medications yeah like they i think they're still trying to figure it out

and again I'm no expert but I'm like if I ever have an opportunity to talk when I was gonna save this for my show but I'm like I feel this good platform to talk about like really you know what I mean it's like I would never even bring it up like and there's no humor in this obviously it's like I literally I'm just like to to the men out there like look

into this and ask questions you're saying that's a red flag. Yeah. So this is a new red flag you guys should be aware of. Did she have dyed red hair? No, no, but she had caught a good guess. So call her. Okay.

Give Danny a guess. I have a question. No, I have a question. And I think everybody, everybody wants to know the answer to this. How hot was she at a time oh yeah she was hot yeah of course that's what it is

there's no there's no like fives with BPD that you're fucking yeah that's our blind spot that is the thing is you're like she's super hot

and you go that's always been my problem you're always just like you can look past cause you probably have like tiny warning signs you're just like yeah the threshold

to overlook things yeah I tell them if you're trying to smash warning signs you're just like yeah the threshold to overlook things yeah i tell if you're trying to smash warning signs probably uh you know they just seem like another thing you're like yeah that's another obstacle i'm just yeah it's like oh six month fuck fest and then she goes back afterwards sounds great it's insane dude oh fuck oh man dude that's sick yeah they gotta bring lobotomies is it good yeah i joke about that with my wife all the time yeah but i'm like man i'm like whenever she's fucking just whatever i'm just like well that's the thing like 60 years ago

we would have taken you got you a lobotomy i would have been happier you would have been happier yes right like it's like such a win-win. And she's just like, what? So I just be like a drooling idiot? And I'm like, yeah. Yes. So what? Right.

Well, you know what's interesting about that? Because I'm a big supporter of bringing the lobotomy back. Me too, man. I feel like they, what they, you know, they didn't give it time to develop. Yeah. Because they were just kind of. They would have got better at it. Jabbing.

Yeah. Like, like fucking BBLs and stuff. Yeah. They just screwed like a knife. They literally just like put it in fucking knife. Poke your brain or something to hope it just did something. Yeah, poke your brain and hope you just like cut something. Yeah, they would have gotten, by now, it would have been perfected.

Dude, literally every before and after photo that they show, it's like the person looks way happier than the other one. Yeah. They're a vegetable. They're not like fully a vegetable. They're just kind of like, they're just like a little drooling idiot. Yeah, that's okay. They're harmless. Yeah.

At least they're not throwing box fans over your head which i left that part about when she was going to grab the other stuff she had to pull the fan out and just smashed it right over my head while it was on i left that part out yeah yeah well that you could have got her for assault for sure yeah but i didn't even i just wanted her out of the house yeah yeah you know what i mean i'm trying to like i'm not trying to like punish her i'm like i just don't want to see this person anymore yeah moving a million miles how do i just get her out of the house yeah yeah you know what i mean i'm trying i'm not trying to like punish her i'm like i just don't want to see this person anymore yeah i'm moving a million miles how do i just get her out of here yeah with her stuff yeah that's it so i don't have to go see her to get her stuff back yeah i don't want to see you're gonna go to court and like punish her yeah yeah six months is not a good enough exit plan one piece of advice yeah that i always it's always whenever you're

trying out a scenario like that yeah from longer than six you don't want them like you almost need a spot that you can leave whereas when it's your place that they're just staying at you can't really leave you're on the lease they're not yeah you need that is i feel like the like always kind of like a high risk move for sure i mean there's so many probably like married couples who own a home and they're just like oh that's like the worst guys like where the fuck am i supposed to go well that's even better though because even still you go okay we own this home technically you know she's not gonna when it's just you on the lease she could just trash this place not leave now the you know the landless trying to kick out she won't you're you're gone

and it's your problem yeah you can't walk away From the problem No you're trapped If you own the house together Yeah Yeah it's a hassle But like She's not gonna go You know You're in this together

At least Yeah But she's not a rational Actor at this point It's lower Yes So there's levels of risk In this game

She'll burn that shit down So you don't have anything Like So neither of you Have anything I don't care Fucking burn this house down So you don't have half of it I of you have anything. I don't care. Fucking burn this house down so you don't have half of it.

I feel like I need a drink after that. Holy crap, that brought me back, man. That was a mistake. How long ago? We haven't here? Years ago. Years ago. Yeah, yeah.

When I was living in California. Yeah. Goddamn. Are you happy to be out in New York and California? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think it's just so expensive i don't like the winters and like i'm a small town i grew up in upstate new york oh i thought you grew up in new york city no no i grew up in kind of seemed like a new york

guy to me like you're were you talking stuff yeah uh like 90 miles north it's like the catskills like woodstock yeah you know yeah it's more laid back up yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's expensive and cold i hate the winters and you know and i was doing animation in california that's the reason why i went out there i was doing the comic cons when i was doing animation and they they were showing my stuff at the san diego comic con so i ended up moving out there to like pursue all that you know what i mean because it wasn't a lot of that happening in upstate new y. You know what I mean? So I just spent so much time out there developing my cartoons and stuff.

Yeah, and then turned the camera on and now I'm doing this. And you fucking have to be able to leave there. Yeah. Which is kind of nice. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever thought of doing a bigger project now that you got people paying attention,

like doing a movie? Yeah. You know what I want to do is I have an idea for a book that, um, it's going to be half illustrated and it's, and it's an idea called how to be normal, you know,

a guide for how to not be stupid, you know, and just like list 50 stupid things people doing, like how to recover from that. Give it away. What are a couple of the examples that are like the linchpins when you, well, I don't know.

Like, I mean, like if your pants are hanging down, I mean like there's belts, you know now sure i'll have a listing in your town you know where you can buy those and like a tutorial like how to put it on you know stuff like that yeah sure yeah you know what i always kind of used to say about the the even when we're you know talking about the the wackiest images the craziest lifestyles it to me like that was never the part that ever rubbed me in any way the wrong way you know people are allowed to fucking do whatever

they want right the crazy part to me was anyone telling you like it's actually normal yeah that's the that's where it you know telling me the pirate life is not just for pirates anymore you know it's like no no no normalizing everything being a yo well you know you've probably seen these like the woman will get the face of tattoos you know skull on the face and then they'll make a video kind of mad that they're got fired from their kindergarten teaching yeah like they're shocked right and you go yeah that's yeah it's like no you know you obviously couldn't handle being the face tattoo person but But that's them wanting the world to be something that it's not. That's right.

And they're reacting. But they have to be offended because they feel that someone will agree. And that's what happens. They find people that agree and support them. And then that's the beginning of the normalization. I mean, it's literally like a dude going and fighting guys at bars every night. Like, if you have a buddy. I was kind of doing this.

I was kind of thinking this as like a joke, but the idea that dudes treat their brains like one of your friends who's like a piece of shit, like a coked out friend being like, yo, try to fuck that girl. And you're like, no, we're not. You know what I mean?

Kind of like, you know, let's just stay out. You're like, no, we have to. But girls treat their brain like a toxic ex that they defend where their brains and they're just like it's actually pretty normal to think about fucking killing your kids you know yeah so like women defend their brains on the brains like we should actually like everyone should be doing this they def and they go yeah like and whereas a dude it's like they your thoughts you're like fuck off i mean there's women who

will listen to your story and not be on your side of course that's what i said what did you do yeah like what did you do you're like you should have been like you should have been more like i had to have done you like you should have never done an ankle injury like you should have never done the makeup thing like you know but if the roles are reversed then of course we're just talking about it there's like you see the google search where it was like um what to do if your husband is yelling at you if you google like what to do if your husband's yelling at you and then it's like call like child like um you know whatever protective services or like the police and then it's like what to do if your wife's yelling at

you and it's just like literally like what did you do try like like it's actually interesting opposite like yeah yeah well because of what you said before the i mean i've literally seen it in new york well they'll be you know because a lot of times from apartments you see other apartments and there was you know apartment right across every day big fight like you know crazy like you know dude was probably hitting the chick you know every last thing going on every day. Cops would come. She doesn't want to press charges.

Yeah. Rinse and repeat. Yeah. She's not leaving. He's not stopping hitting her. Yeah. And then whatever else is going on and they're just like,

this just probably goes on for another 10 years. Yeah. Or forever. Some people live like that. So it's kind of wild that there's just that much of that happening. Jackie Gleason. So maybe it's a good law to be like, Jackie G that there's just that much of that happening jackie gleason maybe

it's a good law to be like jackie gleason made a career out of that with remember the old show the honeymooners of course so his character was based on in new york being uh neighbors to a couple like that yeah just arguing and all that like so he he just emulated that yeah he said he was gonna fucking punch her to the moon yeah yeah it was based on the moon yeah yeah to the moon yeah yeah it's one of my favorite shows it's abusive spouse show like i'm gonna bash you so hard you're gonna and there's a treated like family business like it was a fucking joke yeah it's like a funny joke but that's the thing it was like that was that was on primetime television that's allowed because people had a sense of humor and knew these were characters and yeah that this is a comic relief

but today it's like somehow that if you had a show like that like you really hate women oh it's like oh okay yeah there's just that um i haven't seen it but i've seen a lot of people talking about i don't know what it's called sopranos but have you seen that three cam show that's on Netflix? It's supposed to be like King of Queens. It's like this dopey fucking idiot husband or whatever. But then whenever he leaves the scene, it goes to a single camera show. And it's like basically the wife's like. So it goes from basically this funny three cam sitcom.

And then whenever he walks out and like leaves the scene then it's like a single camera and she's like being like abused by him like it like the vibe completely changes like two different shows kind of thing never heard of it yeah yeah i actually want to see it it seems kind of yeah i checked that out yeah yeah i don't know what it's called but uh that's like the whole thing it's like she's all like happy-go-lucky when he's in the shot and he's just like basically kevin james from king of queens and then he leaves and it's like hell on earth miserable but if he's gone what's the hell on earth it's just her like drinking wine and shit no no no because i guess it's like you know when like he does all this bad shit to her but it's like

it's just like the comparison between like the three cam like chipper uh sitcom style thing yeah like i guess you only see good stuff in the three cam and then the single that's interesting yeah but anyways that's the shit chicks love my wife's telling me she watched some movie where it was some anne hathaway movie where um it's like anne hathaway's like 40 and then she's at some like music festival with her kid and then like accidentally she goes to use the the restroom or whatever can't find it. And accidentally walks into this 25-year-old DJ who's the number one DJ in the world and the biggest celebrity. And then they fall in love.

I'm like, this is a crazy slop for 40-year-old women. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, yeah. And she was like, she liked it.

She's like, oh, it's so nice. I'm like, yeah. I like how realistic it is. Yeah, realistic. Like a 40-year-old woman just walks into like fucking Avicii's Diplo's trailer and it falls in love. And you're like, when he's 25 and you're like literally any other, you'd be like, yo, are you like catering?

No, get the fuck out. What are you doing here? It's like send the 20-year-olds in. And my 40-year-olds watch this and be like, yeah, see, I'm 40. I can fucking bang a 25-year-old. Yeah. Come on. and my 40 year old watches me like yeah see I'm 40 I can fucking bang a 25 year old yeah come on eh shit that's the only thing

that's stopping me is I just choose not to yeah exactly oh fuck well thanks for coming on man this is the best this was a blast this is the first time

I've seen you in person right no we hung no we met I met you guys at we met at Tim yeah yeah yeah we hung out at Tim COVID fest

yeah and but yeah I've known you on the internet for fucking ever now yeah I think we played the drums or something at his house yeah yeah yeah we hung out at tim's yeah and but i yeah i've known you from on the internet for fucking ever now yeah i think we played the drums or something at this house yeah yeah yeah i can't remember we were drinking a little you were telling us you're on the no fly list oh that's right yeah that's right oh right yeah yeah they put me on from the mask i'm on the new no list really no oh from lift yeah you're not allowed really

what did you do did you talk about this oh for the for the mask stuff but dude i was wearing a mask i was wearing cloth one of those like the gator yeah yeah which is i always wore that and i never had a problem dude where i was living i there was no mandates okay and so when i got on the plane this was the i didn't know so i got on the plane and not to go in the whole story again it's like i had a gator mat wrap on so obviously when i check in i go to the booth with it on and fine i go through tsa fine 20 minutes into the flight all of a sudden it's not fine but i didn't know it was not yeah and they let you all the way on i know and she didn't she didn't even tell me she just came by and gave me a mask and i thought she was just giving it to me like because i was aware i was wearing a different one but like i didn't but

she didn't say anything but that was her way to say yeah like put this but she didn't say so i just put it in the front pocket and that was like me i guess ignoring her and then a whole team like the gustapo just showed up next to my row yeah well actually before that happened uh an overweight flight attendant came over i could feel the plane rocket you know what i mean but she when she came up she's like mr mr barelli you have to uh wear your mask or i'm like i am wearing a mask she's like that's not the approved mask and you can't you have to come like she's already having a conversation with herself i'm like is this how you talk to people yeah you know and i'm like i am wearing a mask she's like that's not the approved mask and you can't you have to come like she's already having a conversation with herself i'm like is this how you talk to people yeah you know and i'm like this is this is the protocol if someone doesn't you just berate them

and yell and scream that's what they tell you in the meeting and she didn't like that and she stormed away then the gestapo comes a whole thing like sir you must now put the mask on or you're going to be reported to the whole thing and i'm like i'm just trying to ask them like what is the difference between this and that dude the best is the gators came out and they go it's because i only wore a gator yeah all of it and then they at one point they came out some research thing they're like yeah the gators actually worse than not wearing a mask at all like somehow there was something where it was like they were like you get stuck in the get i was like well i'm wearing the gators i didn't wear them but i mean for the flight i was like well i'm not going to get on the flight and i was like, well, I'm wearing the gaiter. What's the difference? I didn't wear them. But I mean, for the flight, I was like, well, I'm not going to get on the flight. And I was doing a show.

And I'm like, all right, whatever. So I wasn't like anti- So you just can't take that airline now? No, I can now. Okay. But I remember I didn't even know I was banned from it until I had booked another flight to go. And I almost missed the flight because they're like, sorry, sir, you're on the no fly no fly list yeah at least it's only for one airline and they said they emailed me and i i found i at the time i couldn't find it and i did end up fine they actually did email me

but i'm arguing with them like i don't have it like here's my you searched my email like i don't have it was such a fucking ridiculous it was just ridiculous like when you'd be on a plane and then you just like be like can i get a couple pretzels just so you could just like yeah and just like slowly eating but dude over the i was talking to dave smith about this actually last night because he had like a good point where he goes you know sometimes you'll see people talking about you know like a war or whatever and it's like you just remember like who failed the covid test yeah and it was like that they lost their brains in covid and it was like you there's a lot of people that you go if you look during that time,

go look back at what they were saying, what they go, you know, like maybe a Pierce Morgan or something like that. And you're just like, when push comes to shove, you're mental. Oh yeah. Remember the Toronto Star had like some article come out where it was like, we should just let all these people die.

Like all the undead. There was a lot of that. There was a lot of that. Like they were like some crazy shit where you're like, man it's like indefensible then they got all the vaccines and then they got the covid like when they said that they wasn't and then there was no like press conference like apologizing we wait for that for a while they just pretend they didn't say that and go away on their day like what crazy covid commission like they had for like you know 9-11 or jfk yeah like they still like don't know where it came from there's no accountability like

we have an idea some video of i think it was al gore and he was basically doing like a some sort of press conference maybe it was a speaker at some event and he was basically like trying not to say the words but he was like the biggest problem we have right now is that we can't control the narrative and he was saying that like because of social media you know people will be able to believe fake things where we used to be able to say when those are fake and he was like trying trying not to be like we can't tell people what to think anymore you know using like super diplomatic language to be like we're not going to be allowed to have democracy unless we can you know tell people what that means and it was just so funny like watching him dance around but like still

saying everything be like look we'd like people to like yeah here's let's cut the shit here us yeah it's just fucking do what we say it's so crazy i remember being on that plane too we're on the loudspeaker too before they came up to me the action people don't believe me about this but this fucking happened the the uh pilot got on the the speaker and was like we have a we have a gentleman that who's not willing to conform to the mass policies we're gonna divert the yeah what we're gonna divert the plane to memphis yes they diverted no they said we they said we're going to did they he doesn't know that's when that's when they came now i would have turned you into the villain though the plane would have

turned on you if they diverted like here here's the thing i was ready for that when they said that because they knew they they everyone heard the discussion because i was pretty loud and then what happened after they said nobody nobody was like oh like nobody turned my because i think they were on your side because they seen how they were treating me they were treating me like a fucking dog like the lady was yelling at me like i was so reasonable i was so i'm always to myself like yeah you don't seem like a crazy guy oh no no barelli does seem like a fucking mob name though yeah i am a town but uh uh yeah people were on your side sort of so when they said that they were like oh fuck off yeah no yeah they did they were just kind of like and when i got off the airport the one guy was like you were

absolutely right like you know and then and i'm like where were you like you could have said something like it was that classic where everyone agrees but they say nothing right just allow i wasn't trying to go to the gulag yeah but it's funny when they try to get banned from united when when the when the announcement came over the the overweight flight attendant came over to me she's like would you like them to turn the plane around sir and i go yeah well maybe i'll take a trip to graceland and i've been to graceland you know a couple people started to chuckle i was like so sarcastic with her because i didn't give a fuck at that point but then that's when the whole crew came over and i was like i just want to know what the difference how did i get on the plane nobody addresses everyone's mad at me for asking questions and you could tell like i kind of broke the spell because they're just told that because i'm being

so reasonable asking reasonable questions and he's like look you just have to put like then i broke him down he's like you just have to put it on and then you're like okay yeah but i still they still banned me though that's what was fucked up about it because they you're supposed to meet somebody they're like someone will meet you at the other airport like to write you up nothing nobody met me or anything that's why i didn't know i was banned from it you know but anyway like what a time man what a time what a time every that was a real time that separated the men from the boys though yeah but yeah uh check out the youtube channel joey b tunes instagram killing it yeah i got Podcast, Joey B. Versus the World. Yeah, what else?

Podcast Crushes It. Yeah. You're probably one of the only people that has a big YouTube channel that used to start doing a podcast and does almost the same views on fucking long form. Yeah, I know. Sick. I've done the podcast. That episode's out there. Yeah, we had a good time.

I did the podcast. Cool guest, too. Kat Von D was on there. Hell yeah. Yeah, I know her. She's cool. That's sick. All right. And tonight, we're ripping it time. I did the podcast. You had a cool guest, too. Kat Von D was on there. Hell yeah. Yeah, I know her. She's cool. That's sick. All right.

And tonight, we're ripping it tonight? Hell yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm free, baby. This is the final night tonight, too. I'm dying. Well, Danny's the party boys would go on three nights. You see?

Party boys would go until 5 every night. I'm going to go until 5 a.m. every night. How do you do it, man? I don't know. All that weight you lost, man. That's the thing. The glow up also. It's all the oxygen they pump into the casino they put no you look good man all right okay peace