The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Jordan Peterson Refuses to Answer Gay 'Would you Rather,’ Brigitte Macron & Tim Dillon vs CNN

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

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Huge day for the podcast. Today we have Professor Jordan Peterson in studio to settle the age-old debate. So Mr. Peterson, would you rather suck off one guy ten times or ten guys one time each? By the time you're being asked to choose which cock to suck, you've made so many catastrophic errors that there's nothing you can do that isn't a sin. Well, it's like a would you rather. So if you don't pick, I think they pick for you. So either way, you're sucking someone off. Says you. And what exactly do you mean by suck off? What do you mean by rather? I guess suck off's like to completion and then would you rather is like you have to choose one.

And who's to say I don't suck off one guy 10 times only to have them demand I suck off the other 10 anyways? Who's to say it stops there? What if as a consequence of my previous mistakes, they bring in more men for me to suck off? Uh, well, I guess after you do the sucking, they'll let you go. And if your life is steeped in sin, you're likely to live in circumstances like that. Well, I guess the goal is you want to try like the least gay option. And what's obvious about that? Well, I don't think you'd want to

choose the more gay option unless you're gay, I guess. Don't play games. I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to back me into a corner play games! I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to back me into a corner where I have no choice other than to suck off men! Some people would make the argument that sucking off the same guy ten times is kind of gayer because you get to know him and it becomes a relationship. Don't be so sure. Okay, well... I think you should give up on that line of questioning. Oh, wait, are you saying that choosing is the gay part?

Because if you just let them choose for you, there's some deniability you didn't want to. No, I'm saying I'd do everything I bloody well could so that I'm not in that situation to begin with. What about would you rather suck off your dad or have your dad suck off you? It's hypothetical and it's not answerable. What about would you rather suck off one guy and nobody knows or no guys but everyone thinks you did? I already answered that. No, this is like a different one. I just didn't answer it in a manner you find acceptable.

Well, if you don't pick one, you die. Then I guess I'll die. The boys. It's the boys' cast. The lads. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast.

The bros. It's the boys' cast. The homies. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. Exper homies The dudes The boys D.P.'s D.P.'s got the crazy shit

I don't know how you don't do that more often Everything you do Should be DP's Got that crazy shit For your intros Well Dave Chappelle Came out to that as He's DC I know but it was

I don't know if it's Chappelle's show Or one of his specials But that was like the intro Well it shouldn't be Because he's not a DP Yeah he's not a DP Probably hasn't even ever DP'd

Probably not Whereas you DP And you're a DP You've been DP'd Your name's DP I've been DP'd And you've been DP'd Cause you When they call it I've been DP'd. And you've been DP'd because when they call it...

I've never been DP'd. Well, in a gang. You know in a gang when they give them initiation, they also call that DP, which is an interesting choice. You're like, that's already taken, pal. You get DP'd. You go, I just want to be in a gang. I want to do the DP.

I don't know. No, it's when you leave a gang, I think they do it. So basically, when you leave a gang, you're allowed to leave. Not like if you're a Muslim, you can never leave. If you're in the bloods, I think you can leave, but they have to kick the shit out of you. They beat you up for like 10 seconds or something? They beat you up for 10 seconds, yeah. Yeah, that sucks.

Yeah, I joined a couple when I was in Jamaica. Wagwan. Wagwan. Big bumbacross. I don't want to give you head. Buddy, when I left there, it was only... Jamaica has 3 million population, by the way. Yeah, it's small I know

I would have thought It was 8 million Yeah I know If you told me It was like yeah China Then Jamaica Just the cultural influence alone

Sure Sure Yeah yeah I mean they Punch above their weight For sure You forget all the bangers I will say after

It was you know Sean Paul Bob Marley Toots And then pretty big drop off After that Yeah yeah yeah A lot of Bob Marley A lot ofley. I'll tell you one you definitely forgot

about. Since Seymour, who got the keys to my b-ball? Who got the keys to my truck? Which is sort of, that's a little bit like Turn Red. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. People know him there, by the way. Oh, yeah. I was chatting with people. Oh, really? We get to chatting. You have locals?

I'll tell you what, Jamaica's the only place in the world, maybe some others, where you're encouraged not to learn the language. Sure. I was encouraged by multiple people to stop speaking Jamaican. I go, I'm being respectful. Yeah, you're doing your full Rob Ford impersonation. They go, just relax, man. I go, what other country in the world?

People come to America, they say, yeah, learn the language. I go to Jamaica, I learn the language. I say, what the i say what the guanda that damn girl damn sugar yeah and then they're like stop speaking like that i go i apologize for assimilating yeah my best i'm just trying to assimilate i've never heard of anything like that i know it's mostly the white people that don't like you doing it the jamaicans were you know it is true they were carrying me out of there on a chair it's funny you see like tiktoks all the time where it'll be like some white guy or some black guy in China, and he starts speaking Chinese, and it's like they saw a magic trick.

They're all like they love him so much. Whereas a Chinese person in America starts speaking English, you go, who gives a shit? Exactly. Don't take my job. When a white person goes to other cultures that aren't white and then speaks in their native tongue. They're just like, oh my God, the reverence for us. Well, they didn't like it when I did. No, they don't like it when I did it. No, they don't like it.

In fact, the bartenders cut me off, which is a rare thing to happen in Jamaica. I'm just there. I'm like, bomba. Bomba. Rasclat. Give me a drink of Rasclat. They didn't like it. You like Jamaica, though?

Buddy. It's the best, right? First of all We get there Probably day one Big brawl Where at? The hotel pool The hotel pool had a brawl?

I'm playing volleyball right? So I'm playing volleyball Dominating Just spike after spike after spike And I'm telling people You know there's some people That don't take it seriously I was like

If you're not gonna rotate Where we're supposed to rotate You know go have another drink We're like can we do co-ed? Ryan's like, fuck this shit. You want to win or you want to do co-ed? By the way, it's 11 in the morning. The DJ is going off.

Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Selecta. Yeah, the DJ's acting like he's at a Miami nightclub. You know, he's at 11 at 4 a.m. This guy's going off. So many sirens. Everyone was just like, shut up. Yeah, the sirens.

Just put Bob Marley on and fucking take a break, pal. So he's going on and on, right? And then all of a sudden, I just hear screaming, Rasclad, it's in that. Actually, it wasn't because there's people, Americans. By the way, side note, it was so obvious who the Americans are. There are four Jamaicans. Some real beasts at this resort my friend oh yeah it is so very obvious who is american and who's not and i kept pointing it out i go let's play a game guess the american

big people coming through skinny guys all skinny You'd see jacked, muscular guy with just a fucking whale. Sure. Big gal. Big gal. Big dem gal. There's an American big dem gal. Yeah. So they start screaming, right?

And it was a big fight. The volleyball game gets stopped. Oh, no. I wasn't happy about that. I'm looking over. What's going on? I start asking one of the older Jamaican ladies.'m looking over what's going on i start asking one of the older jamaican ladies i go what's going on over here and then she goes anytime you see commotion

like that you know a girl be instigated the women they know what's up they're crazy misogynist culture they like it and then it turns out it was a girl so basically there's this guy he's probably like 30 with his girl old head black guy came in and I guess made a pass at the guy's girl. Young, like athletic sort of dude from America didn't like that. And then they got to fighting and it was like went off and on. Like throwing hands? Throwing hands. And then this whole thing where five people are holding me back.

He breaks through and gets in for a punch. Ridiculous. It's like day one of the vacation. I'm like four hours hours in it actually happened to my softball game on sunday stop derrick drescher's the coach so derrick drescher's the coach of our team he's too injured he had diarrhea so he couldn't play sorry derrick and uh he had diarrhea really badly so he couldn't play waivers but he's coaching and we're playing like a softball tournament in central park and we're playing pretty well We won two of our first Three games

Fourth game I'm pitching the whole day The new umpire Underhand Underhand Yeah yeah It's like slow pitch Or whatever

And then the new umpire Like it's a classic Like baseball thing So I throw my first pitch Total strike He's just like ball And we're like What the fuck

And so he has a rule He's wearing Palestine gear Dude he literally No he's like No he was this real Old head black dude From like Harlem Or whatever And so he just had This weird rule Where he goes If the catcher Catches the ball in Palestine here. Dude, he literally, no, he was this real old head black dude from like Harlem or whatever.

And so he just had this weird rule where he goes, if the catcher catches the ball, because there's like a strike zone, and he goes, if the catcher catches the ball, he goes,

it's automatically a ball. Because he's just like, if it reaches the catcher, he's like, it has to bounce like after the plate but before the catcher. But I throw it

with a little like heat on it, like not fast, but it's a little flatter. So there's strikes and they're getting called strikes so anyways he's like fucking giving me nothing i'm like walking everybody because i can't figure it out and then he comes up to me after the inning he goes hey let me uh just give you a little tip and i go hey i'm just like i'm just like i'm throwing it a little flatter and he goes well if you don't want to listen to me then you don't want to listen to me whatever he goes have fun man and he just walks away right fuck? Whatever. He goes, have fun, man. And he just walks away, right?

I was like, what the fuck? I know how to pitch. Yeah. So, dude, I was killing it the other games. I was having like three up, three down innings. And then, so then Derek, like the next inning, Derek thinks he's like, because Derek loves baseball, so he thinks he's going to have a blow up and like fire up the team. So he's literally like, he's like, let's fucking go. Dude, this guy's 80.

Like literally, I'm not even kidding you. Like he looked younger, but this guy's an 80-year-old black man. Derek's like, oh, fucking, let's meet in the fucking parking lot. I'll kick your fucking ass. What the hell? And this dude's like, you think I don't know how to use these hands? And so I pull up my phone. I start filming it because I'm like, this is hilarious.

There's money to be made. No, no, no. I start filming it because we have a group chat. Trying to get that world star payout. We have a group chat for our softball team, right? Of course. So then I was like, I start filming it. Derek's fucking losing his mind. I send it to the group derrick gets ejected right so he ejects derrick derrick

has to go and he's like he's like he's like if you don't leave in two minutes he's like you guys forfeit so derrick had to just go sit like in right field like a creep like a creep and just watch the game from like another diamond basically because that was like the as far as he could or as close as he could be so anyways then this other, because it's all comics we play with, posted it on TikTok. It goes semi-viral, and then Derek gets an email from the league commissioner being like, I've come across your video, Derek.

Care to explain? So Derek's banned from the league now. The internet will get you, man. I know, and we were like, yo, you weren't supposed to post that. That was just for us. Who posted it? This guy, Clyde. But Clyde were like, yo, we're supposed to post that. That was just for us. Who posted it? This guy, Clyde.

But Clyde said he's like, Derek said I could post it. Right, right, right. But Derek's like, I never said that. That's so funny. Men's softball blowouts. Yeah. Dude, he was losing his fucking mind. Well, that was this.

The fights were going off, man. There was that. I saw a lesbian fight at the airport. Oh, sick. Yeah, two lesbians going at it. And they had kids, right? I don't know. You don't know fight at the airport. Oh, sick. Those are rare. And they had kids, right? You don't know if it was one of their actual kids then she went lesbo or they...

The kids were acquired. Yeah, the kids were acquired. The sperm was acquired. The sperm may have been acquired. I don't really know what shook down. Pretty easy to acquire sperm. But it was essentially like the one lady wanted them to go to get dominoes and the other lady wanted Wendy's.

Yeah, you know, when in Jamaica, let's get some Domino's. It's at the airport. They didn't have a ton of Jamaican stuff at the airport. I mean, they literally have Jamaican restaurants at the fucking Newark airport. I'll tell you one thing. So I was liking the Jamaican stuff. I ate curry goat every day or whatever. It was honestly the first time I've been to a foreign place and actually liked the food.

And then, but, the beef patties, they need to come to America to learn how to make a beef patty. Really? Yeah, these guys don't know how to make a beef patty. You must have gone to the wrong place because of what I was... I don't know if they've ever been to a grocery store and just bought beef patties and put them in a thing, but it's like... Can you just toast this one? No, and I was talking

to some other people, by the way. You know, me get to talking, right? Me get to talking. By the way, I was like, you know, I'm walking around drunk chatting with everybody. Yeah, of course. Four different black people said, you know, this guy's invited to the cookout. It's their big, like, a compliment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I actually brought this up at one point. I go, I don't know why you think it's a compliment that I'd want to go to your family. A family I don't know is barbecue. It's like they're. Yeah, it's cultural yeah i've seen all the gingers when they're doing the ginger stuff all the gingers are saying like i'm invited to the cookout and you're just like that's not fun to go to some yeah he's mixed small talk with some random just some random you want to go to your family gatherings a little on a family gathering people you never even met before yeah you just have to make it what do you do it's like i work in like

hr yeah you're just like it's such an honor to be at someone else's family barbecue so anyway it's only an honor if you're white because they think they're like we're bringing you into the fold you're gonna see what fold i'm just standing there yeah you're just standing there just having a fucking red stripe are these vegan that's so weird because the patties when i went were like insanely good not these and i got the answer as to why because apparently back in the day jamaican patties and most foods like that stews and stuff like that the reason for them is to stretch the meat right so you don't have that much meat so you're like this is how you stretch a little bit of meat into a meal right they have some word for it however so now they still kind of honor that tradition

by not putting that much meat in them ah and there's like yeah we're making it the traditional way barely any meat oh i don't really remember them being particularly meaty ever well it's a delicacy in america but over there they think they think it's a throwback food where they're just like we put two grains of beef in this thing it's just an empty patty oh that's not good it wasn't for me man that was the only negative part of the jerk chicken jerk go roti forget about it forget about it it. It was incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the lesbian fight was pretty funny.

The big brawl was pretty funny. Did you see the people hanging out and the drug dealers hanging out in the ocean? Did you have that? I had me. More selling lobster in the ocean? The ocean? Try the airport. Yeah. Can you imagine someone set up their drug operation at JFK?

I know. The moment you get off the plane, they're like, you want my weed? And then I had a lot of people coming up to me being like, I thought more people were asking me for weed. I'm like, I have I know. The moment you get off the plane, they're like, you want my weed? And then I had a lot of people coming up to me being like, I thought more people were asking me for weed. I'm like, I'm four today.

The lifeguard. Someone's drowning in the pool. The guy's like, oh, you need a smoke? Yeah, I know. Every single person.

I got asked for weed every minute. Yeah, yeah. That's a big, big industry there. Oh, yeah. The weed stinks.

But I just thought it was crazy that it happened at the airport. I know. It is really funny though that Jamaicans, they're like, they're they're like yeah our culture is like smoking weed you go you have the worst weed on the planet right like you literally have that's why they can smoke so much of it i know but you're just like they're all about like are we and you go you have the worst weed on earth no they just have a culture where you can do it at work yeah yeah for sure

all the time it's just like i've never seen worse weed in my life well everyone was asking me from the lifeguards to the everybody everybody the slow pace was getting to me i got used to it after the a couple days but the first day i got there yeah it was just like the pace of these people move out was fucking driving me crazy sell them on the grind set sigma grind set i actually do you know about andrew t? I I'm 30 seconds into the resort Just yelling The guy like You need to have a hustle mindset This beta shit

Well the guy They go I'll take your bag for you I gotta take my own bag to the room And she's like No no man We take the bag That's part of the thing

And I go And I waited in my room For 25 minutes for the bag I storm back out there I go Can I just take my own bag? And they go Oh the guy's en route.

I go, it's a 20-second walk. Yeah. I was like, oh, he takes a long scenic read. So I first get there. I'm sitting in the hotel just like, couldn't get my bag for 20 minutes because this guy's taking his time. But then I got used to the pacing a little bit.

Yeah, yeah, everything's a little slow. But coming from New York, it was just like, speed it up now. The antithesis. It's the exact opposite. I was like, don't you have a morning routine to get you in the fucking mindset? it's the exact opposite i was like don't you have a morning routine to get you in the fucking mindset where's the saratoga yeah so that was the one thing is they move a little slow for my new york pacing yeah yeah they're sleeping but other than that

the americans were fat food was pretty good the last thing about the vacations just in general that's always funny is you kind of like people are day drinking right so you kind of make friends with people that like the amount of it is so funny that you like you just like hit it off with a guy in the pool that you met for five minutes and tells you every secret in his life yeah for sure like you'll meet a guy for he's like i mean it's me this 60 year old trinny guy right trin daddian guy 60 years old he's telling me about how he puts his money in fucking, you know, offshore accounts so his wife can't get it when they divorce. I'm just like, I could ruin your life. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

The trust that people put in strangers. You got a trustworthy face. No, I think when you get in the resort mindset, you think that no one but like, you know, people are telling you just like, you know, obviously, you know, you got the wife, you got this one on the side. She don't know that, but I'm just like, wild fucking admissions here. You tell me your secrets. I don't really have any nice try pal who you work for yeah i don't know

gosh tell him how to get money in offshore accounts says switzerland stills the best so it's still the best which is so funny yeah when i was in anguilla they were that's their whole thing because they used to be like crazy hub of money laundering like they were like the guy was telling telling me there's this family who like... I think there's this really known white family in Anguilla who they robbed a bank somewhere. And I guess Anguilla didn't have extradition or whatever. So in the 70s, they robbed some bank. I want to say in Europe or something.

But they made it over to Anguilla. And they can never leave, essentially, because they'll get arrested. So they stay there, and they're just the richest family. Filthy rich. And then Anguilla had all the numbered bank accounts, like offshore, like K-I-R-S, but then they cracked down on all that stuff,

and so they don't have it anymore. This guy says, Swiss, you're still cooking. Interesting. And the islands. I think there's the Virgin Islands. Maybe, no, that wouldn't work. But some other, there's a few islands. Yeah, but crack down on like the like you used to literally be able the correct question is how do you get it out so i think what happens is you have to be able to well

that's the thing that you used to be able to just like pack a duffel bag pre no but how do you take that out of your bank account because they're you know on your taxes it's like okay why did this guy take out 200 grand oh well well divorce lawyers is really who you're worrying about right the divorce lawyers is like okay well you took out $3 million out of your bank account over the last four years. Where's that? It's not your bank account, though. That's what the beauty of it used to be, is you literally showed up, no ID, with just

like a bag of cash. How do you get the bag of cash? Well, you get your bag of cash from illicit activities. You hop out of play. No, but people aren't illicit activities. No, I'm not saying for, I don't know how other people do it. You're saying how drug dealers wash their money. No, I'm not saying for, I don't know how other people. You're saying how drug dealers wash their money.

Yeah, yeah. I'm saying a normal guy that is shielding money in the case of divorce. Well, I guess what you do is you wire it in. In this specific guy's case. Yeah, in this specific guy's case.

You wire it into this account that you open. I'm not going to name names. I'm not going to do them like that. Yeah, don't do them like that. It's reginald. But you wire it in and then that account

in the Cayman Islands or whatever, it doesn't have a name associated with it. It's just ad. But you wire it in, and then that account in the Cayman Islands or whatever, it doesn't have a name associated with it. It's just a purely numbered account. Like, you just show up, and they just, you don't give them an ID. It's just a number.

So then you start moving money around, and then you, I mean, you're paying taxes on it, but the point is, like, I guess it doesn't make sense if you're trying to avoid taxes. No, this is trying to, again, this is trying to avoid,

you're like, I'm about to get divorced. Probably in the next two years, I get divorced. I'm splitting up half my assets. How do I make a quarter of my assets disappear? It's offshore. Yeah, that I don't know. Well, that's what I'm telling you.

And then you're not listening because he told me, I'm trying to tell you. Car wash. I'm trying to tell you. You need to take it out bit by bit. Yeah. And then you get it over there. Yeah. Or you start just sending it directly there. No, you got to have a guy here that sends it there. Yeah. Or you start just sending it directly there.

No, you gotta have a guy here that sends it there. Yeah, yeah. So you gotta have a couple guys. You know, it's a high-volutin operation. It's tough business. Anyways, Danny's gonna be in Calgary. I'm gonna be in San Diego. Yeah, I'm gonna be in Calgary next week

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San Diego. Grab the tickets. You'll be happy to learn, actually, Ryan, that two of the New Orleans or Louisiana convicts are still on the loose. I've seen that. I think they might be on the east coast of Canada on their skateboards. They actually might be. That's the thing.

They might have made it up there. You know, we had another thing from the podcast that came true. So basically, in Perth, they have the Perth Bears, and they said, why a club set up for burly, hairy men sent an urgent message to supporters on the NRL's newest team, and this is the message they had to pop up, and it said,

please do not sign up for membership. You are here for the Perth Bears Rugby Club. So they actually... No gay shit, Perth Bears Rugby Club. I don't know where our Houston Bears shirt went, but basically, yeah, there's a big debacle going on between the rugby club and the Bears where people are showing up with their fucking jersey and their foam finger. Because there's already a Perth Bears. And they're like, oh, this guy means business.

He wants to put the foam finger in my ass. Sure. And probably the biggest hit would have been when you go to register the website and you go, hmm, Perth Bears is already taken. I don't know what that's about. We should check out that website. Yeah, so they have a big problem right there. Yeah, they have a literal problem where there's... And that was a prediction from the cast. Yeah.

Where it's an actual mix-up where the gays are showing up to watch rugby. There is sometimes on the podcast where we have to do get a little serious and now is one of those times because some of you may have seen that bridget macrone has been abusing her husband he's in an abusive relationship it's not a joke to me it's not a joke to danny no nothing funny even when you're and you know it shows that as a man even when you're the president of a country you are not safe for a woman's abuse no and by the way pattern of abuse she was a school teacher

treats him as such yeah brings him in probably the ruler on the hand because she makes a switch what's cutting a switch oh it's when you it's like an old school thing where you go you have to go cut a branch to get beaten with oh do you think macaroon has to do that yeah she pelts him with macaroons macaroons yeah she's like go cut a switch i think that beats him with it it's a and he's trying to say you know oh like it was just a joke that's a thing we do it's like no we had to leave that party on time

it's like we both this is a fun thing that we like to do sure oh this I fell down the stairs multiple times yeah you sure are clumsy

did you see did you see the video I saw the video yeah buddy you ever had anything like that out in public face palm like that

face palm yeah double face palm, yeah. Double face palm. I mean, it is crazy because they know how much they're photographed and videotaped. It's not like a regular person. You're like, nobody's seeing this or whatever. We're out in public about to do a press conference. You're about to get off French Air Force One or whatever their equivalent is. And you're like, she's doing that.

And then you can't really give her a start in talking to her, because... She's twice your age, man. She's your elder. She doesn't respond to stuff like that, clearly. That used to be the big joke back in the day that Bill Clinton was getting beat by Hillary. Remember that?

Yeah, of course. He used to do all those sketches about Bill Clinton as a black guy. They had the cops on SNL, where he showed up, and he was like, he had a fucking stake on his eye. Beat the shit out of him. In the Hillary Clinton documentary,

or the movie that's sort's supposed to be a documentary, they do paint a bit of a picture that after the Monica Lewinsky scandal that Bill was on the fucking doghouse in a way that you wouldn't believe. Hell yeah. He'd probably have to do some of those murders himself. He had to ask if he wanted food and everything.

I don't want to do these myself. Bill, then maybe you should have thought that before. You should have kept it in the pants if you didn't want to do these myself. Bill, then maybe you should have thought that before you kept it. You should have kept it in the pants if you didn't want to fucking. Now you got to keep the gun. Now you're not keeping the gun in the pants. You're just giving me a hammer? That's not.

Yeah, yeah. You work your way back up to the silencer. So figure it out, Billy. Sure. But yeah, Emmanuel Macron, he says the video was just them joking around. So a lot of victims will say that. I mean, the only thing is the French

do have this like plausible deniability because they're like we're French we do all these things it's so weird kids drink and we take our tops off

I guess but they never really have a violence culture I guess they have their militaries back in the day that's hot every now and then

they like their revolutions they do like their revolutions but yeah I don't know he probably had to give her a fucking stern little talking to him he's like i don't think he does man i think he's dead afraid of her probably yeah he's like you don't think he's like yo this is fucking embarrassing or maybe he's like this is embarrassing how about this both of us okay fine you don't want to go public about how i'm beating you i'll just go public about how i am transgender fucking then i see how that's gonna look on you pal you've been lying to the french people i know

all your secrets you can't do shit. Yeah. I got your fucking nuts in a vice because you have my nuts in your mouth. She's definitely not beating the allegations of being a man. I mean, the fact that she was able to fully face bomb his entire hand, like fucking Shaq holding a basketball, you go, oh. Not the best.

Candace Owens must have been loving that, man. Candace Owens fucking crazy. loving that man she must have been having a field day she's in her layer being like mwahaha he definitely says I mean

imagine in America that you saw like I mean it would be Trump's wife it would be the biggest scandal in the world

if you saw Melania's hair just face palm and Trump you'd never live that down. Oh, never. His hair is all fucking weird and ruffled. He comes up, he's got the full toupee all over the place.

It's all wacky. He's got a big orange facepalm print. It's just orange. She's waving with his most orange hand to everybody. You would never hear the end of that if Trump got facepalmed by Melania. No, no, no.

Yeah, I mean, it's not a good look. It's not presidential, that's for sure. Definitely. I told you. Act like you've been here, fucking Bridget. Play fighting with chicks. I feel like the only move. I told you this before, but the only move is the figure four.

That's the only move you put them in, because then it's them hurting themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus, yeah, plus yeah play fighting with chicks always goes wrong you don't want to put them in the lion tamer no definitely lion tamer is the same thing but it's a little harsher local stunners all right sometimes every now and then i probably make a pedigree people's elbow on the bed is all right people's elbow on the bed's money yeah yeah put a pillow down if you really want to Or if you can time it right But the trick is Once you start then they usually are going buck wild

So you just need to keep them in a position where they can't move Pedigree I don't think pedigree actually would even be that good though Because they'd probably start like kneeing you and kicking you And stuff like that Figure four is the best because you're not in your room Oh figure four is yeah Figure four is like a proper restraint That is the best because you're nowhere, you're not near them. Oh, figure four is, yeah, yeah, figure four. That is the ultimate.

Figure four is like a proper restraint. It's a proper, that is a proper if you want to restrain someone. And you only put a tiny bit of pressure on them. But I think she puts him

in the figure four. That's what I'm saying. I think McCrone comes home and he's in the figure four. She's stepping on his balls. I was looking into him. 42, 70, 47, 72. And when they first met, there was a mother's he's only 47 yeah i

thought he's older than that no he's younger young buck he's young buck he's supposed to be supposed to be some like virtuoso guy but some people say that that's made up story interesting his parents also allegedly told bridget to stay away from their son until he was 18 to which she replied i cannot cannot promise you anything. Pretty normal request. She says you can't promise you anything. That's what the mother says. This is America. She'd just be another teacher in jail for fucking her student. 100%.

In France, they do shit different. I guess, but maybe nowadays you'd still get a little more heat. Yeah, she would be like the classic teacher in New Jersey. Yeah, on New York Post, you're just reading about it. Fucked her fucking 14-year-old student. Exactly.

Ten years in jail. And he'd be a victim. Yeah, he'd be a victim. I mean, it sounds like he is a victim. I cannot promise you anything. That's what she said to his mom, apparently. She couldn't resist him. She can't resist him.

And then he has some other accusations, too. Macron pointed out that he had recently been falsely accused of doing cocaine with fellow european leaders yeah i don't and having a physical altercation with turkeys recap it looked like it was a handkerchief i saw alex jones was like that is clearly a bag of coke and you're like no like just be logical about this he didn't have like a fucking whole press thing set up and then he just had like a fucking eight ball on the table accidentally. Like, come on. And they're like, oh, we blew it up. And it's like, it's clearly a bag of coke.

It's just like, it's a handkerchief. That's the thing. He's like embarrassed about having a handkerchief. Like he used handkerchief on the table. So maybe that didn't happen. But what he did have was getting face palmed for sure. He's being abused. My eyes do not deceive me.

I saw what I saw. I mean, you're not going to convince me that one's a joke. if you saw your buddy doing that at a bar and he was like all we're you're just joking around you'd be like no no no no no i have eyes yeah i have eyes i saw what happened yeah yeah you're not what'd you do yeah what'd you do what'd you do and how often does she do this i remember wonderful are you okay do you think macron got caught like looking at some young sniz like some strange because he must be I mean 72 you can't love

smashing no and probably like those those stewardesses on that French Air Force one are probably

pretty rocking I'm thinking that might be the problem is he requested a rocking one and he started firing the uggos

and she goes why is that beast not here and he's like you know yes I don't know she had some personal things.

So we got the fucking. She was a little too beat for me. The tens showed up. The eyes wand with the eyes wand. The eyes wand with the eyes wand. But by the way, it is, if you think of like the Bill Belichick situation with, it is a similar kind of age gap, right? Macron does skirt on it a little bit.

Well, Bill Belichick has an extra 20. Yeah, I guess. But the age gaps are different when they met gap, right? Macron does skirt on it a little bit. Well, Bill Belichick has an extra 20. Yeah, I guess. But the age gaps are different when they met older, right? You have to clock the age gap of what they met. Because if Bill Belichick lived to 100 and his wife was 120,

all of a sudden, it wouldn't be weird anymore. I mean, look, if fucking Trump came out that Trump met Melania when she was 13, we would be like, this is not acceptable.

Exactly. This disqualifies you from office and all sorts of shit. I know. It's just wild, but it's just there. But it's in French. They just do things a little more. It could only happen in French, I think. Yeah, they're the only ones who can pull this off.

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June 5th to 7th, DannyComedy.com for tickets. Let's get back into the show. Did you watch the full Peterson on Jubilee? I saw like half of it. It wasn't the most interesting thing in the world to watch. I was like, I just saw it. There's enough of this. I was enjoying it.

It was pretty funny, dude. Jubilee has, you know, there is something to be said about Jubilee, Piers Morgan, all this stuff where they just have all the crazy debates. It does show that the mainstream has lost control, and it's back to like, who are people paying attention to? Let's get them in here. It shows that the mainstream has lost control and it's back to like who's who who who are people paying attention to let's get him in here yeah like it shows that the mainstream has lost control and there was an old saying that says those who control the margins often control the center sure and it really has been where it's like you know people with the right opinions but no one cares don't really get on those shows no

right it's back to you know who do people care about let's put them on things sure yeah yeah yeah it's it's wide wide open playing field right now they actually asked me to do one um a jubilee yeah yeah yeah 10 muslims one man drawing muhammad and i'm just there with a pen and they go don't do it don't do it and i just i just draw a little bit more every time you hand me my red marker please i think that yeah yeah yeah how about this one jordan peterson debates a hundred women who won't clean their rooms oh well i thought that he could have done that yeah my one that i always thought would be funny was only fans starred debates her dad and his friends i was thinking i might make

that that's a good one do you know what I mean? Yeah, I am. And they're just like, please, just stop. It's like you only, you don't even make that much money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can give you the equivalent money to stop giving you the 100 bucks.

We pulled together the money. Because I don't need your money. I don't need your money. The patriarchy would say that. Yeah, you do need it. That was one I was thinking. 10 men who bust quickly versus one woman

who likes long sex sessions. One tantric sex woman. Sure. Sting's ex-girlfriend. 10 men who bust quick versus Sting's ex-girlfriend. One child versus 100 pedophiles. What's the debate specifically? The pedophiles are just they're trying to

giving it a shot yeah sure it's like what are you into what stuff do you like god but the biggest thing was the whole debate so jordan peterson went on jubilee and it was one christian uh versus all these it's weird because he said he's like they're like are you a christian well that's the weird part then they change the title after yeah's weird because he said he's like, are you a Christian? Well, that's the weird part. Then they changed the title after. Yeah, he said he's not a Christian. But I don't get why he says he's not a Christian. Neither do I. That's where I was so lost. It's like, aren't you a Christian? Isn't that like you've been your whole thing for the

last eight years? I guess he doesn't want, for some reason, he doesn't want to say it. He just doesn't want to say it. He'll just be like, what, it's personal? That's what he said. He goes, it's personal. You're going, maybe not on a debate about whether you're a Christian, whether Christianity's right. Yeah, that's what he said he goes it's personal you're maybe not on debate about whether you're a christian whether christianity's right that's the premise of the debate because wouldn't that like that one fact be like your whole argument's wrong because he goes you know christianity is true and you go so why don't you believe it he goes i can't tell you whether i

believe it or not i mean it really was like it was like a guy he's like filibustering about yeah so but like you feel like that argument would be the whole thing you go well if it's true why wouldn't you want to say you are one and then you he's like that would be the whole debate that's the only thing you'd say yeah he talked about the merits of being a christian and versus i feel like if a guy was there atheists are wrong debating why like relationships are the most important thing in the world and then you're like well you and your girl like official yet and he was like you know i don't know you know who knows yeah can't put a label on everything it's like you're trying to are you guys facebook official you can't oh who the fuck knows man you know those things go yeah but you're like you're being you're taking this

out of the argument you're telling me that i gotta put a ring on it have you put a ring on it you go how do i put a ring on it i mean that's not really it's not none of your business whether don't ask her either my personal life't keep my personal life public, okay? You go, what? Yeah, so I really... So the whole thing was kind of weird because he's debating Christian and then... And he said he's Christian.

Like, that's the thing. It was like, he said a million times he's Christian. I guess he hasn't. He does lectures about the Bible. He says that he hasn't. What? I think his whole thing is he just loves the Bible. Oh, he just loves the Bible?

And he's like, it's like a Muslim bucko he just loves the Bible. He just loves the Bible, and he's like, it's like a Muslim bucko. Just like the Bible. It's like your friends who love Buddhism. They love it, but if you actually said they're a Buddhist, they go, oh, you know, maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Yeah, you go, I just like it. What?

I have no idea. Dude, I was just as confused as you were watching it. I go, I thought you were a Christian. He goes, you said that. I never said that. I never i never claimed to be that and you go i guess he didn't it was like i feel like he had to some degree you go maybe if i you gave him 40 lectures about and then you have a whole youtube channel about being a christian you go am i crazy to a yeah i'm like honestly i feel like i'm getting gaslit right now because i feel like he has i've been sort of saying that that women should have never mandela effect shit where you go go back i'm telling you yeah yeah i said it and you go i swear it's the shazam shazam yeah i'm like i swear he said he's

christian the very least once one time i think that is gaslighting that's what i said but i was saying that girls should have never taught men the word gaslighting because they had a they had a good women had a good like six months where they were saying guy your guys were gaslighting. But I was saying that girls should have never taught men the word gaslighting. Because women had a good six months where they were saying your guys were gaslighting them. And then I feel like men picked up and realized that they actually do the gaslighting. Now it's like, I say it once a week. Yeah. You know, it's like. You need a reverse card.

Yeah. I'll be like, it's burning hot in here. And I'll be like, no, it's not. And you're like, then you look at the temperature. It's 68. Or fucking 78. So you're like, yeah, so you're gaslighting me it was actually hot yep yeah chicks don't like when he throws we watched this movie already no he didn't being gaslit being gaslighted i know what i've watched yeah yeah yeah it's a good little tactic

now that christy thing i did i did not get it and i don't know if he was trying to like he was trying to get super in the weeds like where he's like that's not even important for the debate it didn't make sense to me i don't know it felt it kind of reminded me of like high school debates that i used to have yeah like a little bit you not remember being like 15 and having like atheist you were an edgy atheist kid right oh yeah i would say so yeah i'd say i don't i it's not that i was necessarily tied up and be an edgy atheist kid, except for I had a couple friends that were claimed to be Christian

and it bothered me because they weren't. You've been fucking nine years in the Jewish clink and you tell me you don't come out an atheist? Clink. I did a hard time, man. I had one buddy that I knew pretty well that was exactly like all of us and then one day he started trying to claim

that he was Christian and you're like, you're not, though. Yeah not though yeah yeah well i guess that's how it works though is eventually you see it a little like the older you get you definitely do see that more well older fine yeah this guy would know he was this is the difference though it's not that if i knew someone that was i probably knew people that were christian like i knew black guys they were like raised in the church and they were christian and it was like I bought it. My argument probably was less about whether Christianity is right as much as you're lying. Sure.

Like this is, no. You know when Larry David said, this is a look you're cultivating to be fashionable? Yeah. No, no, this is an image you're cultivating to be interesting. Sure. I mean, my first question is, someone goes, I'm Christian now.

The first question is, what happened? Because usually it's like something happened in their life and no because in america i'm feeling america more you go they go everyone around me is christian my family's christian it's right right but a lot of times when people come to it you're like something there's like some event that happened that's generally like if someone grew up like a yeah in a sec like you know the right word yeah yeah they were christian and they left and kind of came back that that happens but if you see it where it was like, no Christians, no Christians in my life. I never met one.

My school, no one was that. And then I came in. You go, sometimes that's something that happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I remember probably the big atheist high school debates is you're just like, well, why if God's real, then why are you more likely to go to heaven? Because you're born in the right place sure that'd be a big yeah i mean there's a lot yeah i don't know i mean it is well they

have answers to all them if you can believe in religion it is a total life hack if you're allowed if you can kind of just take it in and just be like this is it what you just like it's that's what it is you're like like like you know jesus or whatever muhammad or whatever it's like that's the lord and this book is the fucking you know you're saying it's a life hack oh absolutely solves all your problems solves every problem because every time something bad happens you just go yeah this is like this is his will i know right it's like it's the ultimate like kind of cope for like anything bad happening like because if you're atheist bad shit happens it's the equivalent of what this is all random shit happening and it's just like i'm

just unlucky and then like i'm just the fucking unluckiest guy in the world and you go no no there's no part of the part of the plan you go oh that's nice i'm nailing it then and you're you're fucking you actually get it you're actually getting tested right now oh i love it dude your kid dies he goes he's in a better place like this is the lord stoicism is the the the secular man's christian secular man's religion right yeah yeah where it's just like who cares you're being tested how can how can danny not cry at his mother's funeral even though she was tortured to death by him i told you on my one golf swing thing that was the other thing that fucked me up when i was eight years old was playing golf and i kept cheating and then uh i said i said to god i said if i'm cheating if you don't want me cheating

give me a bad stroke this time yeah and then i fucking did the swing and my golf club went flying in the air really so god was fucking with me up right there god was uh didn't have much on the docket that day i was i was afraid to swear. He was at the public course in Ajax watching Ryan fucking hack it up. Halliburton. Halliburton, Ontario, watching Ryan just absolutely hack it up. No, he was forcing me to hack it up because I kept cheating and I taunted him. And then he goes, okay, I'll give you a bad shot. Made my fucking golf club go flying.

It's this guy in the head gives him a concussion. He goes, that was God's will too. I'll tell you. All in the plan, man. I was definitely afraid to lie, to swear to God for years after that. Oh really?

That was a life hack. The kid that figured out you could just lie and swear to God. Cause I used to be bond for a bit. Was that a bond in your school? Uh, no, dude, we were like,

me and my friends were like, Oh, I went to Hebrew school. I was like, we were literally like the biggest pieces of shit. Like we'd have our Torah classes and like, we were just, because we were all like watching like George Carlin and stuff. So then we would literally be like, this is all made up bullshit. And they'd be like, you can't say that.

You're like 10. You're like, just pretend. And we're like, we can't. And there was like the whole thing. I guess most like Jewish people in North America end up sort of secular. Oh, yeah. The majority for sure. I was trying to think what the most annoying

religion is, probably. The online. I'm not saying you're average, but I was watching... The people that have Muslim fans, they get shit for everything. Hey, man. I have tons of Muslim fans now, by the way.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're going to keep calling you around. Dude, you get caught holding hands with a girl and they're like this is blasphemy yeah yeah some people the muslims get real shit like you must repent you say oh you said the lord's name wrong like they're fucking good they get nitpicked like a fucking you know like a super progressive circles yeah i mean they get real they like their procedure. You're like, okay, I wasn't facing Mecca exactly.

Yeah, religious Jews are, like, the religious Jews are annoying, I guess. Oh, yeah.

Oh, are they? Like, the rabbis who, you know, are like, actually about that life. Oh,

yeah, yeah. Dude, I mean, it is crazy. They all just walk around with their fucking, I see them all the time

in New York. They all just walk around with their books. Really? Just carrying their books. Yeah, you don't see a lot of people walking books really just carrying their books yeah you don't see a lot of people walking around with the bible no you don't see a lot of people i did actually with it on a strap the other night actually on tuesday night i did see this guy and he was wearing he must have been like i don't know what his but he was wearing some shirt that was like church related and he was he was younger

to novelty church shirts no it's not a novelty church shirt it was like some sort of like at lord affirmation thing and he was just walking around with a Bible in the subway. Are you sure it wasn't wrestling? Austin 360? No, but then he hopped the turnstile. And then I was like, how does that square? Look, does God want you not paying for-

God's plan, dude. Is God's plan for you to fucking hop the turnstile? I honestly was like- God wanted him to get in that subway. Yeah, God wanted him in that subway and not pay $2.90. wanted him to get in that subway yeah i got water in that subway and i paid two dollars 90 cents yeah but a lot a law has a lot of problems with uh anyone who goes against the thing yeah he doesn't like it but i saw that you know what it is is with anything and i think this is not um really unique to religion i think annoying people are drawn to like movements where you get to tell

people where you get to be sort of puritanical and then bully people around but i've been watching some of these like some of these women that are like uh on the internet posting nonsense this girl goes uh uh caitlin francis when i say i will be grilling my daughter's future boyfriend about porn use from day one and their relationship so they don't end up in a marriage with a man who thinks like this, which is porn. When I say me, I mean my husband and I. But I will be assumed, but I assume that went without saying.

What scenarios you meet the mom for the first time? She goes, you watch porn? And you go, yes. What type of porn? Prove it. So let me see your fucking history. Oh my God, that would be like, oh, smash the phone, I but like yeah another case of uh figured out the life hack of lying

yeah lying oh yeah i don't know i'm not fucking this is the first meeting you're like i'm on my best behavior okay what kind of porn you like oh ma'am i don't watch porn i'll tell you what i would say so you be the mother and i just showed up oh nice to meet you miss anderson yeah nice to meet you too r So you like porn? Oh you a freak huh? Oh shit You didn't tell me Your mom's a freak like that

Oh shit Getting right into it What you saying? Freaky dicky Oh you didn't tell me Your mom's a freak ass bitch like that Oh we gonna watch some? Yeah

Do you want me to fucking How do you get The thing that makes your phone Connect to the screen? Oh yeah airplay You want me to airplay some shit? You want me to fucking, how do you get from the thing that makes your phone connect to the screen? Oh, yeah, AirPlay. You want me to AirPlay some shit? You want me to AirPlay some of my faves? You know, AirPlay some Mia Khalifa up there.

You know what I'm saying? Who's your favorites? She goes, no, I'm making sure that you don't watch it. Oh. Well, I misread that pretty badly. Let's just say the skin on my dick be chafing Mrs. Anderson. Luckily, your daughter should be able to help

with a little bit of that, if you know what i'm saying it's gonna be fucking nuts if i'm at a restaurant meeting your girl's parents for the first time immediately start grilling you about how much porn you're watching what do you do it's just like how much porn do you want let me see your fucking phone right now prove to me that you don't watch porn yeah mom stop it no no told you i mean hopefully the chick would be kind of wise because this isn't the first time and she'd be like delete your browser history yeah yeah by the way if you're if you have any porn on your phone get rid of that because this girl is gonna yeah she's gonna go through it yeah i don't think i'd ever want to have that conversation and if i was a girl and i knew my mom every time i'm bringing someone

to they start grilling them about porn I would definitely be like okay you're not meeting anyone anymore Do you keep fucking asking them What porn they watch Plus five boyfriends have broken up with me The day after they met you Yeah So those people are you know

I guess there's annoying people everywhere is the moral of the story Sure sure although She might be some super crazy lib mom who has a crazy lib kid. Maybe the kid's like, I only watch ethical porn. She goes, right answer. That's the right answer right there.

But it definitely reminded me of when I was watching the like- Full bush, feminist produced. Yes, yes, yes. Full bush. I only watch full bush. You couldn't fucking pay me to watch Full Bush porn, man. Make me gag.

Yeah, it's so good. So does porn without the Bush. I don't want to see a vagina, man. I'm trying to eat. I do watch porn. You go, I do watch porn every now and then, but strictly research. My pants are on. I just watch. I had a buddy actually. That's the creepiest way to watch porn You go I do watch porn Every now and then But strictly research My pants are on I just watch

I had a buddy actually The creepiest way to watch porn I had a buddy in high school We'd go over to his house And he'd just like Literally just be Like That's the real freak

Dude it was literally like His bedroom door would be open His parents kicking around Do you think he's trying to prove to you That he's straight No I don't think so He just was like Dude it was the most bizarre thing Cause it's like you know Most people watch porn in private around do you think he's trying to prove to you that he's straight ah no i don't think so he just was like dude it was the most bizarre thing because it's like you don't most people watch

porn in private it's like a private thing his bedroom door would be open and he sets the candles like bedroom like next to his parents bedroom and it's like everybody's just walking around he's just like sitting in his computers just watching porn like kids like would play like watch youtube videos and he's just like watching hardcore pornography yeah jewish no an interesting no you know him actually he's at my wedding that was the guy that i saw that one gift that was shaped like a autobloat that's wild dude i know he kind of got rid of that after like but when he was this is when he was like 16 yeah but you just do it this is fucked up your parents are just like cool

well watching the edgy atheist debate reminded me a lot of uh like high school debates yeah it was just because you i think it's a phase that you go through where you talk about all that stuff and then you realize every conversation has been had 10 trillion times. You know what I mean? I don't know. Some people are religious. Some people aren't. I just don't care. I do think that there is a point

where you go through having to work that out. I think these are college kids. It was like talk about forever. Being the atheist guy forever just seems like okay. You use the same arguments over and over and over and over and over again yes whatever what do you think is more annoying the like super aggressive atheist or the super aggressive uh christian oh like you're at a funeral and they're like you know i just know the lord's watching over and she's like um there actually is no more He's just like under dirt and he's turned

off like a computer. You know, I'm just happy, you know, my mom's in a better place right now. Actually, she's not. She's in no place. She's in that box six feet under the ground right now in the dirt. She's just gonna rot away. Like, what do you think's worse, that or you know? Yeah, that is I mean, definitely at that time

like for the spot to be saying that, for sure. That's the most annoying thing. Generally, the atheists are more annoying, but it depends. Like they both have annoying factions for sure. There's some people who are just like, yeah, I'm an atheist. I don't ever talk about it. Yeah.

Yeah. Those are fine. And there's people who are Christians who are like, I don't ever talk about it. It is kind of a weird thing, period, because you're like, if you are, I guess if you become this like religious scholar, it's your whole deal. But it is true. If you're in the Western culture, you mostly are just arguing about Christianity and you're just like, well, why not argue against Hindus? Sure.

Like, why not? You know what I mean? That's true. And I think a lot of times you're, some people like get really into it. I guess atheism covers more bases because you're just like, you're atheists. Like, you guys are all wrong. They're trying to figure out which one is the right one.'s they're a little atheist like all of you are wrong you know i think some people also have like a woman uh scorn thing where it's like their parents forced

it on them and they're like really mad about it whereas like and by the way i'm good either way i was baptized so obviously the true god is the christian god i was baptized by russell brand at the last week miami held your head under the water a little too long well he's got some secrets anglican priest or milton berries was the guy i've told you about milton berries my guy yeah yeah yeah it's the progressive church now i told you they have all the gay pastors totally i mean they're all going like that. I told you. Every Jewish rabbi. We're here for a union. Every rabbi now for a Jewish wedding is a woman.

This guy was... Purple-haired woman. This guy was souped up, though. This was not the lesbian rabbis. He was the gay priest, and he was doing the wedding, and he was like, we are... And it was a funeral. Oh. I was there for a funeral with a gay wedding.

He's like, we are here. funeral oh i was there for a funeral with a gay wedding he's like we are here you know he lived a lie my brother fucking nudging each other you're getting a load of this guy you're going shit dude this guy was going off oh shit also just on my topic of um the it was kind of you know all these big debate shows where people that i would say four years ago were to some degree not you know you they weren't uh it's like it's you're not to be debated they're to be like ignored sure like you're supposed to just keep them on the fringes they had to like admit that they're not so now it's just they're that's the mainstream has just accepted these people are

there now whether that be jordan peterson or you know whoever it is sure and um i thought that that was interesting when tim dylan went on cnn i know and they did the like hour debate and he sort of bullied them into posting it because they were just going to post clips and he kept telling he talked about it on big platforms you have to post it and they have to force them i mean it did more views than anything they've ever posted on their youtube crazy views like over a million views but it was there was probably lots of interesting i actually did not like how little he talked shit specifically about cnn because there were so many times oh you think you should have well there's so many times i guess he's being polite but there's so many times when she would be like yeah you know it's like

mainstream media like does this. He's like, yeah, you guys did this specifically. Like when he's talking about like, well, you know, why are people distrust like the mainstream media? It's like, cause you guys have been lying nonstop for the last decade or more. Yeah. And like, it's fucking chickens are coming home to roost here. You know, there is two certain personalities though. I think there's one personality that's like, they go on things and talk to people like as if they were talking to someone at a bar like does that girl not remind you of

like a hundred people we know right like if you were at a comedy club chatting with her you probably that's not true true if she you might pull that yeah you might be like you mean you yeah but that's friendly still yeah of course you'd be like ribbon but i mean it's just yeah she's i don't know it depends but she seemed but their big thing is they keep they were they um the underlying thing for like news organizations that they have like a really hard time understanding about podcasts and they're just like well don't you think they'll go in the wrong direction blah like they have you know what if your fans think this they have a very clear sense of like what's right and wrong right but the more important thing is they don't understand the appeal of your work you go you go what if your fans think this you go yeah i don't give a shit yeah because i'm not selling something right and yeah i'm not selling fucking farm ads

so i don't like it so i don't have a safe or selling a viewpoint yeah but there's so many people where they go there's kind of a you know the idea that people that are trying to get power have a harder time getting power because it's like their motivations are obvious sure where some people that are just like hey i'm just saying what i think yeah and i'm not telling you what you have to do no and i might tell advice like the way that i tell a friend or tell this but you go they have a really and people are very uh sensitive being sold something right yeah it's like when you know when they're being sold something yeah it's like people can feel it that's why you know sometimes the industry has a hard time like manufacturing plants as much as people say they do manufacture them and people actually i kind of see it as like

even in you know high school or even after that uh or in life but everything's kind of the most in high school um People don't, aren't convinced of viewpoints. They more see people that think they think are cool. Yeah. And then kind of like, okay, or at least like hear them out because they're like,

oh, that guy's life seems to be working. What does he think on that? And you're like, I sort of have like a respect for this person. Yeah. So I like take their viewpoint into account. Or you just like them.

Or if you just like them. You think they're cool. You like their cool. Forming your identity. Yeah. Like how many, how many people like, you just like them you like their cool identity yeah like how many how many people like you know think a band is cool and then they take on all their opinions they're like they didn't convince you of those opinions you just saw a guy and you're like oh that guy seems sick for sure and then you go what does he think on this you're like ah well he's sick so that sounds right yep correct yeah but like that comes from like not

caring there's even going back back to seduction shit, it was like so many dudes that don't care if they smash or not are better at smashing the girl. Of course. And people always go, well, how do you pretend you don't care? It's like you don't pretend you don't care. You actually don't care.

You have to not care. You actually have to not care. But I think it's the same. It reminded me of that conversation where people are like, well, how do you pretend that you don't give a shit but you do actually give a shit and then you can get what you want you're like no no no you're missing the point where like you actually aren't selling something i don't give a shit i don't care i'm just like i do a fucking podcast on the internet

because i was forced to essentially because you know well you have a lot of opinions especially if you're like i mean you're in comedy like you have a lot of opinions on things yeah and her whole thing if you have a viewpoint and a perspective but you're just not telling people they have to have it yeah i know her whole thing too it was so stupid she's like why are there no left-wing comedians like what the fuck are you talking about you're like first off first off 10 years ago there was three right-wing comedians and they were all on the yeah it was larry the cable guy fucking bill engvall jeff foxworthy and dennis miller and i think tim allen i think like a centrist there was literally a handful of right-wing comedians like that would be considered

by yeah yeah cnn right-wing comedians now they're like oh my god there's so many and you're like no there's a bunch of like centrists with like libertarian or bernie sandersy leanings yeah and those that is blowing their minds but again these people didn't change their opinions you just decided recently that they are in fact right wing because they didn't come along with you for their left they're like like you know they're not right wing like tim dillon i don't know but like probably all those guys were like yeah i was just like every other left-wing comedian 10 years ago like sure there was no right-wing comedians it's just like was not a-wing comedian 10 years ago like sure there was no

right-wing comedians it's just like was not a thing yeah they have some wacky viewpoints on that stuff yeah but they it's like them just not understanding the entire kind of like the entire culture of like the purpose of this is not because even when they're saying the liberal joe rogan stuff right which has been their big these guys are obsessed with that topic how do we get a liberal joe rogan it was like see the fact that you're trying to manufacture this means you see power and you're like how do we get that power and then manipulate them into our thing you go the answer would be you have to stop wanting that yeah you have to stop wanting it you have to be not dishonest constantly but they can't because they see you know they they're like they

keep seeing a thing is how do i use this yeah you go well you don't use see you know they they're like they keep seeing a thing is how do i use this yeah you go well you don't use it you're like it's like how do i have a friend it's like you know people that are like networking and they're like hey how do i get become friends with that guy so i can get him to put me on his thing and be like sure some people can be really good at manipulating but you go the better answer is that you actually make actual friends with people yeah and you go the goal of like every interaction you have with people wasn't to get something yeah i mean immediately i'm sure these people like less cnn or whatever like how much ad spend do we have to do to like get a left-wing

joe rogan like what does that yes they think they can manipulate the world but how many ads do we need to buy and you're like it doesn't work that way and i think when they controlled all the institutions they probably could manipulate the world a little better you know what i mean absolutely so maybe i think and they're having a really hard time with it we can't just buy our way out of this no you can't i mean again they were this legacy thing that was just like in place and it was a fucking cash cow and it worked worked for a while and it even works less bad to like bring someone on and try to scold them when the person is bigger than you yeah because if you bring someone on that like has 10 times your following and then try to give them a lecture they're just like okay i won't do that again

and no one else will talk to you either why would they make a point where he's like i asked tim walls and i asked all these people to be on my show and they said no yeah yeah exactly so you're like oh well that's the start of it is like you know tim dillon's popular from going on rogan essentially like that's how he built his post So just go on these platforms and kind of mine their audience. But they can't because they have this intractable problem where they get in trouble for doing that. Absolutely. And they're trying to go on your platform

to try to sell you on the rules of more rules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're trying to go into decentralized spaces and sell them on centralization. And then they get in trouble for even talking to you because their whole thing is like i'm gonna i'm gonna have you on to talk to you about how people shouldn't have people like you it's like kind of what their message is yeah it's been really fascinating watching jake tapper get fucking kind of more and more based you see this podcast tapper's been fucking funny get topper on the cast man ask your boy i i'll ask him the problem is he thinks this is a podcast about the show the boys would be even funnier even funnier he shows up he loves dude he shows

up like in the gear yeah just let me go so uh what's he what season are we talking about this week? Jake, have a seat. Alright, Jake, would you rather suck one dick? Is that a question from one of the episodes? Did you see the thing where he was on the podcast talking about his son? That would be funny. We actually brought him on and just had a full conversation about the book. Like we just go.

Yeah, we do it. Yeah, like we go watch every episode. We're like, what's your favorite thing about Homelander? Remember season three? homelander remember season three homelander pretty sick right pretty sick and goes yeah i love homelander would you snatch starlight or not but you see that thing we were talking about his kid or whatever yes or whatever so basically he was like he did a podcast essentially and then he did another one about it but like he went on some left-wing podcast and they're asking talking about his kid or whatever. Yes. Or whatever. So basically he was like, he did a podcast essentially and then he did another one about it. But like he went on some left-wing podcast and they're asking him about his kid and he's

like, my kid's like, you know, my kid doesn't have political opinions. So he's 15 years old. All he cares about is like World War II. And gaming. And gaming and playing football. And they're like, I'm pretty sure he has some opinions, pal. World War II, you say? It's not completely untrue.

Yeah. I mean, what's more common than like depends what game he's playing yeah but also check what you have to tell me what discords he's in yeah but also it's like what's more common than a kid like you know going against their parents like politics of course but he's like yeah you know my son wants to become a cop or whatever and then they were like oh and they're basically like these left-wing podcasts does he live in new york uh i think he lives i think he does live in new york maybe he lives that's why i'm saying you can get him on yeah i mean i i could text him

or is he gonna make you get him off to get him on i don't know i'll do it but uh anyways but he's like he's like my kid wants to be a cop and then they're just like oh so your kid's like racist because yeah and then he went on those other podcasts he's like he's like i'm normal yeah but he slowly started he's like i'm normal i just had a bit of tds yeah but he's slowly starting to realize even though the book the biden book is absolutely nonsense tapper is a little late he's all he's all over the place tapper's wiretap comes in about six years oh yeah it's like a carrier pigeon wiretap it comes in late he's got he's like one of those he has like one of those satellites where it's like receiving like a fucking thing from like mars and you're gonna take six years to get here yeah he's getting a lot of uh 2019 signals right now but basically

he's like yeah why are they calling fucking kids racist like this is why the democrats are losing you're like just figuring this out now jake okay okay all right well he's like why everything was about the boys he's like yeah i was just you're in that people are calling homeland or like racist or something what is this yeah what is this i don't get it yeah he's tabbers tabbers five steps behind with his wiretaps yeah he's a little off yeah but the problem is he's in a position where he makes so much money where he's like he can't really I guess he was just a little isolated just going to that CNN building you're not isolated you have to willfully be

you're like getting this fucking 10 million dollar check you're right it's a little generous to say that no he's not isolated he just knows who fucking pays him and he knows what he's allowed to say and what he's not allowed to say right and now the window's opening up a little more in the lunch tables at CNN well cause CNN is just like we're so fucked being so far left wing.

So they're now having all these like conservatives on. Like they probably didn't have a single conservative on their channel for five years. Do you think they had like a big party at CNN where they bring everyone in and they have like their mandates on the wall? Like call everyone racist, Trump's the devil. And he brings everyone and he's like, I have an announcement to make. And he rips one off the wall and everyone goes, yeah! We're free! We're free from the shackles yeah so the white men have to take their like bands off their arms freedom finally exactly yeah but it's the tap man tapmeister but it also reminded me the tim dylan interview kind of reminded me

of like uh just period about art because like it's you know i use the pickup artist analogy but it's sort of an art analogy in general where i've kind of said a lot of times there's certain personalities that will never be that good at art stuff because to do it you have to make so many wrong decisions in a row like irrational right yeah but i wasn't even saying you have to fail a lot every okay for you the smart guy economics degree for you to uh instead of get a job move to the city to do open mics for six years in a row was an irrational decision absolutely so every step along the way is irrational yeah i could be working on this but instead i'm doing this okay i'm gonna go you know spend a bunch of money to go to vancouver remember we went and did open

mics for two weeks there like all of those moves are like irrational and so you have and there's more it's not just life it's the jokes you're making like yes the jokes you have to kind of go down a rational pathways to get to something good so you have you have to be irrational so much that it doesn't make sense to someone who can only see the world like that sure it's like when you're talking to someone and you're talking about this they go how do you make money from that you go if you're starting if you're saying that like at the beginning you're so far removed from what will it will take it's like the answer is that you need to do this for like 15 years, somewhere along the way.

And probably the quicker you stop thinking like that, probably the quicker you will. Just the same way that like, the quicker you stop thinking about like friendships, like what can I get from this person? Probably the quicker that your friends would be willing to help you. You know what I mean?

Absolutely, yeah. And I think it was the same thing. It was was that like as soon as you can stop thinking that the purpose of this medium is to push a political viewpoint the the quicker that you'll probably have more success oh i mean if that chick then it becomes rendered useless to you because the whole use is to push a political viewpoint yeah like if that chick got fired from cnn tomorrow where she has like you you know, a salary job with benefits and she's just like, oh, I'm going to go start a podcast. She'll kill herself in two weeks.

If she has to do that. Like if she's like, oh, I'll just go start a podcast. And you go, I have 112 views on my episode. Right. After two weeks, she's like, I'm going to kill myself. I used to be on CNN's YouTube channel. But that girl specifically was just reminding me of a million people.

It wasn't anything crazy. I've had conversations with those people a million times. They're just like, what? Did Joe Rogan and that guy are transphobic? Oh, the cage fighter? Yeah, just so not even tapped into what the world is.

It was an interesting thing, though, because this is a point I make, and a lot of what the world is yeah but it was an interesting thing though because this is a point i make and a lot of people disagree with me but she was talking about how she went to south dakota or whatever and um asking about like the because they were talking about like the visas being revoked or whatever yeah and she's like i was bringing this up to people in south dakota and they're like no idea what i'm talking about that may be true yeah yeah where it's yeah. It is interesting because sometimes in our world, I've said this before,

but you think everybody's tapped into this stuff and there's so many people who just do not know what's going on. They care about their fucking job and their family. Some of them might just be two years behind.

Maybe. They're tapped into the issues that affect them. That affect them, yeah. I agree with that. If you're living in there and you go, what doesn't affect you

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today merrickhealth.com with the code boys cast for 10 off i'm uh i was kind of thinking with the even recently like the uh the israeli ambassador that got shot yeah um it was like i was trying to figure out you know what the theories were and this and that and obviously there's a million people saying it's a false flag but it's sometimes hard with only certain faction of people saying it's a whole but it's hard well i saw a lot of it but it's hard with israel because everyone always says the false flag so it's hard to get a vision of like is this one one of the chances this one has some funny business because they always say it's funny business sure you know okay well anything that hurts their narrative

they go it's a false flag like the false flag community is literally go anything that is optically bad for us is a false flag therefore it's no longer bad for us well that's true but it can be something can not be a false flag but have like funny business except for the leftists because the leftists are like yeah we did that and we're doing more of that enjoy right like they're like yeah this was not a like the left is really like this was not a false flag we will this is luigi and we're doing this again expect more of this because we are only going to get our way via violence it's the people on the right who are like anti-israel who go oh this is going to give give israel some sympathies yeah whatever and they go

no that's a false flag because because we we can't let them i actually listened to uh a bit of the martyr maid uh like his i know that everyone's his big controversial series was fear and loathing in jerusalem but it's like first of all it's 30 hours long yeah it's 30 hours long so i i dipped into it but it is funny that's what i was you know i'm at the i'm in jamaica and it's fucking you know people uh just getting drunk and then boom boom boom in the background fucking you know the zionist stuff right yeah but um i did have some like it is one of those things where yeah you're like yeah he's kind of sympathetic to the his obviously point of view is kind of sympathetic to the palestinians but you're like i can't imagine listening to that and being like this is fucking nuts no yeah like

he had some interesting points i thought what probably the best point that like maybe is obvious but to me i wouldn't have never thought i would have never thought of is he was like um when you're colonized when a country's colonizing other colonies like the move that i mean everyone said this so maybe i'm saying feeling dumb as i'm saying this but he was like you have to put unpopular people in charge because then unpopular people uh don't have enough support so they need to lean on you for their legitimacy sure and then and then leaning on you for their legitimacy makes them seem less legitimate and they have to lean on you more and then and then leaning on you for their legitimacy makes them seem less

legitimate and they have to lean on you more and then it becomes a puppet right right so it's like that's the only way to keep a colony in check because if you have someone that has tons of popular support they could just turn on you yeah they turn on you and they just use all the power so the only way to have your colonies not turn on you is to have them have not very much support and they need you there to back up their decisions. Right, with whatever money you're for. And it was like the British playbook over and over again. And I guess everyone, if you look at every case,

they kind of do that. But I guess maybe that's why I'm saying I'm dumb because there's some times where people would be like, they keep putting people in charge that are puppets and this and that. And you're like, yeah, that's unprofessional. That's like the written down British playbook. It it was like so obvious i thought that was kind of interesting yeah i mean i will say with the whole israel thing it's like someone who's jewish like

they don't when you're a kid and they talk about israel like they i mean seth rogan said it but they're like they don't tell you people were there they were they they really do make it out like it was just like no there's nobody there right yeah yeah like they don't talk about any of that ever like it never came up once where they go like yeah there was a bunch of people there like you now you can make an argument where they're like they were given some offer they were paid or you could also just make the argument like yeah that was in the past here we are yeah yeah Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Exactly. But they definitely do not bring that up.

Interesting. At that point where there was like, yeah, there were people there. I was kind of thinking that posting about Israel is sort of like the bikini pick for men. Because there's a lot of creators or YouTubers or whatever it is that post a lot of stuff. And then they start posting about israel palestine and they'll never get like a sweeter juice than that it's like when a girl tries to post her you know thinky opinions and then all of a sudden she posts the bikini photo and it just fucking dummies everything she's ever done i guess this is what i do now yeah you go i mean we've seen

so many people who i guess this is what i do now you'll never get the sweet nectar like that and i think there's guys like that that are on the internet that post about, you know, like a, uh, like a Palestine thing. And they're just like, I'll never get juice. Like I've gotten there. I mean, Jake Shields is like, he literally, he was posting about flat earth and, you know, conspiracy stuff. Dude, it's the bikini photo.

It's the bikini photo for men. Posted something about Israel. He goes, my engagement just went up 10 X. But with girls, they might have a bit of extra juice But posting about the Israel-Palestine thing But also you're just like Not as much as if you pop a titty out No

You know what I mean? Whereas dudes don't have like You know One level up Where I can show a ball Sure By the way I've started seeing like

Actual pornography on TikTok I don't know what's going on there I literally like Get banned for off-color jokes Well you're allowed to Oh on TikTok On TikTok Like I don't know what's going on there. I literally get banned for off-color jokes. Oh, on TikTok? On TikTok. I've seen actual fucking... What kind of weird-ass shit are you in? Actual vaginas.

On TikTok. That must have been a fucking treat for you. That's what that looks like. Oh my god. It smells like Danny. That's actually a butthole. Chinese are poisoning our butthole. I don't know what that is. is that what am i looking at right now chinese are poisoning our money like you've seen lots of it i i don't know if it was like

a glitch in fucking like tiktok's algorithm space time continuum where it was like not getting detected because i haven't seen it there's like a couple days where i like kept seeing like they were like literal it wasn't hard shit does fuck your day up if you're trying to work and then all of a sudden they start giving you actual titties yeah you're like what are you doing here but it was you won't last five minutes in this thread you ever see those no you'll see twitter has tons of that where it's like, you won't last five minutes looking at this thread. Although, actually, you know what's way more ridiculous?

The Twitter algorithm, the search is so broken. So yesterday, I was on the subway, and I was trying to watch Elon Musk's Sunday morning CBS interview about Doge or whatever. Yeah, he clocked out. Dude, if you search Sunday morning CBS interview about Doge or whatever. Yeah, he clocked out. Dude, if you search Sunday morning on Twitter... Waking up at the blues.

It's all hardcore porn. That's all that came up for me was just... Oh, they knew to hack the... No, I don't. I think it's just like hardcore, we go Sunday morning. Dude, you post Sunday

You search Sunday morning On Twitter I was like What the fuck is going on They just did They're back I guess I don't know

But it was like Dude I searched Sunday morning Expecting to get Johnny liked what he heard He pulled the phone out Expecting to get like CBS interviews The CBS interview

Which is like So your girl Your girl walks in Dang It's fucking 1 p.m we're about to go to church i'm looking for cbs interviews i'm just trying to get the cbs i'm trying to watch my programs yeah it was just hardcore porn just non-stop no fucking content warning nothing crazy hardcore porn that's like most of it was hardcore porn you should report

that danny be a good boy i ain't no sn snitch. Elon Musk has given up, though, for sure. Yeah. Dunzo. I think that that's... He definitely... He's got a taste of the fucking real world, pal. Well, he got a taste of the real world. He was just like, oh, no one wants to stop spending money.

Yeah, he goes... Literally, he's basically like, okay, so I... But my savings! He's like, I tarnished the reputation of Tesla. My own personal reputation. The government does girl math, man. Dude, literally. He's like, I tarnished my savings. He's like, I tarnished the reputation of Tesla. My own personal reputation. The government does girl math, man. Dude, literally. He's like, I tarnished all this shit.

I gave up my time. I was sleeping on the floor of this fucking office. And then Trump girl mathed him where he goes, oh, we saved $250 million. Oh, good. We can spend $260 million. He goes, no. No. Spend the same.

And I'm going to save the money. We can spend it you know down the line and trump's like spent no money's been spent yeah money been spent every republicans and democrats are always osama been spending i mean that's what there's well incentive wise i mean there's just no incentive well trump's trump's explanation living that the government is living that hot you know hot chick wife look like yeah i mean trump's i guess the thing is he goes like look you know when you pass these bills like it's it's not like i'm as much as people want to call him a dictator it's like it doesn't work that way it's like it's this negotiation so he's like to get certain things you got to give up

certain things and all people want is just more money to spy for their constituents for their shit or whatever and it's just it adds up And eventually you're just like, it's impossible. It does seem like an impossible game. Because if he can't do it, man. And if he couldn't even make a dent, really? Dude. And he's trying to fucking, his whole thing is like, well, the tariffs, the money from the tariffs.

But then literally yesterday, three district court judges ruled the tariffs illegal, essentially. And then another judge today ruled the tariffs illegal which is essentially like not only will they potentially stop tariffs with any countries they're gonna have to return the money that they charged which actually the consumer just gets fucked at that point because then you just said to tax on the consumer the government gets it was just a tax government lines their fucking coffee so the consumer just basically bought all this stuff that was like tariffed and was higher prices but then the actual at the source they get their money back whoever paid the tariff so then it's just it's insane if it happens trump's

trying to be like this is nothing and we'll get around it but yeah because it's he's using emergency powers elon musk right now he's like a uh like a kid and he is and he was he just found out the fucking tooth fairy wasn't real he's going to his parents and goes, I don't want to play politics anymore. And he locks his door and he plays with his rockets. I don't want to play politics anymore. They want to spend all my money. They won't stop spending. They don't respect me.

They can't stop, dude. They're addicted, man. They're on that girl math budget. Dude, they love that fucking unlimited credit card. They definitely have enough. They're addicted man I know They're on that girl math budget Dude they love that Fucking unlimited credit card They definitely have They think credit cards Free money Yeah they got that Amex black

And she thinks it's free She goes You just You just swipe it Every month It just like It fills up again You go

I've been paying Are you fucking Are you serious right now I've been paying that Yeah you don't get how that works It just fills back up Every month It's just unlimited money Unlimited free hack yeah she thinks she cracked cracked the free money

don't tell it hey come here don't tell anyone but this is the black credit card it's free money is not every month it fills up the guy just pulls a gun and puts it in his mouth hey man if you're not from america it is free money Just fucking Move here for six months Get a fucking Amex Platinum car Rack it up And peace out

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This guy's fucking nuts. Fucking broke bitch. so we can have a better seat for two hours. Everyone's like, get a load of this fucking cheapskate. This guy's fucking nuts. Fucking broke bitch. Yeah, broke ass bitch. Fucking wacky ass broke bitch. Yeah, so anyways, that was Elon Musk's foray into politics. Put him in the fucking spin cycle. He's definitely back in the room.

Yeah. Goddamn. cycle he's definitely back in the room yeah god damn it worked out how it's supposed to work out you know what it is the democrats are the wife that wants spending and the republicans are the guy that says their household needs to stop spending but he has a gambling problem yeah yeah he's just spending elsewhere he goes he has a gambling problem and he's into gambling and prostes and he doesn't want to tell them so you're just like he's spending just as much yeah you do your like on paper he's you know yeah yeah he goes oh this guy doesn't buy a thing and he goes he's got so many guns yeah no idea how many guns this guy bought he's buying alarm systems yeah man that shit pisses me off see the trump said he's he's trying to give uh do his own iron dome the golden Iron Dome. The Golden Dome. It's one better than Iron. The Golden Shower Dome.

He's trying to squeeze Canada. Giving up statehood exchange for protection by the proposed Golden Dome missile defense system at no cost despite Canadian the bottom line is he's saying that it's going to cost Canada a lot of money or it's for free if you join the... And he said that Canada's interested. Yeah, that's what he said.

And then Mark Carney's like, no we're not. Never said we're interested. Nah, he interested nah he's i mean it is an interesting thing because essentially if america builds and it goes all right i guess canada's just not defended it puts canada like a pretty tough spot where they're like i guess that's the goal they're just like yeah well then you're open to invasion and we're not helping it's like if you didn't pay up then we're not helping you yeah and if you do want to pay up It's like well good luck finding that money. I mean, I guess you could fucking fuck your economy over a further I was I'm speaking at Domes I thought I don't if you read our buddies newsletter

but he was Jonathan but he he had a pretty good point where he was just like when you're trying to Run like a company or society or anything like household anything. He was like run like a company or society or anything like household anything he was like prevention is probably the best where you're like okay we put alarm systems up to prevent this or we do this to prevent crime or we do this to prevent you know attacks from other nations but he was like the prevention the problem with it is people can always drain you because the attack always costs less than the less than the prevention right yeah so for a guy to come and try to break your window or whatever, but he can't get in, costs him two seconds, but for you it costs like $200, right? Or for a guy to shoot a missile costs whatever, but to shoot it down costs 10 times, right?

Yeah, for sure. So he's like, but then also, so what you need to do is obviously incorporate punishment, but the actual, there's like a perfect equilibrium where you're kind of like, you let some in but you let a certain amount but then you punish that very strong to prevent and that's the perfect. But I guess the accusation he was making

is that some people, it's like they want to do they want to like try to stop crime and before blah blah blah without actually doing any of the punishment and if you don't do the punishment, all you can is bankrupt yourself oh yeah i mean that's similar to criminal justice and some where they're like yeah i think he was making the he was kind of making it to a lot of different things like that's the there's a perfect calculus the insider trader thing is the insider trading is they catch so little of it that they punish you so harshly because yeah yeah

yeah right because they're like we know we're not catching even 1% of this stuff, but whoever we do catch, we're going to punish so harshly just to determine. And if we were to try to catch, like to stop it all. It would cost more than bankrupt us. Yeah, bankrupt us if we were trying to actually catch it all and it's not even possible.

So there's like a perfect equation if you remove either, but if you remove the punishment part, it's like all you can do is bankrupt yourself. I thought that was like a pretty good point he was kind of making. there was like a perfect equilibrium yeah that's good point um so uh just a quick thing you know what actually on the topic of crypto yeah the in new york uh fucking dude gets tortured for his crypto password this is a very common thing in crypto though is it, I never told

you this, so back when we lived in Toronto, we used to do this show with Todd Shapiro. This guy used to have a show on Sirius. Yeah. And one day, he brought in this dude. This was like in 2016, 17 maybe. And he brought in this guy. I don't remember what his name was, but he's

one of the guys. There's like seven or nine guys who invented Ethereum.ereum okay it's like vitalik's like the main guy but then there were these other guys who were like credited uh with like inventing ethereum right so this guy had like tons of ethereum like literally i remember at the time googling his name and he had just bought like this is when ethereum was two hundred dollars yeah fifty dollars he had just bought the most expensive condo in Toronto, the most expensive penthouse. He basically bought two penthouses, tore down the wall, combined it.

It was like a $47 million penthouse. This guy was like fucking woolen and dough. So he came on to do the show as a guest, and he had like four security guards with him. And I didn't understand it. I knew that. I didn't know that they actually get kidnapped a lot. Well, I asked him.

I was like, why do you have so many security guards? And he's like, it's literally like, cause people are trying to kidnap me because the thing with crypto is not like a bank where it's like, you know, you send a wire, like if you put a gun to your head, maybe the reverse or whatever, like with crypto, like once it's gone, it is gone. Like once you get your keys and you send it out. Can you get insurance on your crypto? Can you get like kidnapping insurance?

I don't know. It would probably be like incredibly you get like kidnapping insurance? I don't know. It would probably be like incredibly expensive, but probably not. I don't know. I don't know if anyone wants to underwrite that, but it is a common thing in crypto where you... I mean, the trick is to have no one know. That is, yeah, that's the trick.

Where you're just like, but then, yeah, you're like, I'm a rich crypto guy and no one even knows. Yeah, and there's tons of those. And it's by design, but this guy was like one of the founders of Ethereum. Hard to get away from it. You can't get away from it.

So he just has to have like literally like secret service with him at all times. I don't get this one. They tortured him for like two weeks or some shit. You're like that. Well, wouldn't I don't need to piss on him. Did they piss on him? Yeah, they pissed on him at one point. I just don't realize though. Okay, if you had a normal guy in they piss on them? Yeah, they pissed on them at one point. I just don't realize though,

if, okay, if you had a normal guy in a chair, right? Yeah. You think by like eight hours in, you've done all this stuff. Like, well,

then you start cutting off fingers. Like, what, what do you do where you're just like, okay, we'll try again tomorrow. Like, they couldn't have been beating him up. They could have been

torturing him that hard if it lasted 15 days. Look, they know he has these keys to whatever, 100, the weird part is that the guy who was doing the torturing is this guy who it lasted 15 days they know he has these keys to whatever 100 the weird part is that the guy who was doing the torturing is this guy who's known to have 100 million dollars in bitcoin yeah but that's how he knew this guy yeah so you're like what do you need more money for yeah i don't really get that part either i mean you're going to jail for the rest of your life because you just like need more than 100 million dollars he couldn't stop it's crazy but

uh i mean i guess that you know there's many tales of this happening to people but yeah like, you know he has these keys, and you know that once you get them, you can just drain his fucking account. So it's like... But then he escaped because the guy basically doctor eviled him, where he's like one inept guard, and he put him down. And then he was like, oh, I'm going to... He goes, oh, let me go to my laptop. And then they walked over to his laptop, and they escaped.

Eventually, after like two weeks it's just so crazy that's happening like in fuck right like a yeah yeah yeah and not even like so you know

this isn't like the Bronx and some shithole he's in a $40,000 a month fucking apartment yeah someone like yes someone $40,000 a month townhouse

yeah some like head of Goldman Sachs doesn't even realize that right beside him there's a guy like tied up being tortured to death hey man there's probably someone

happening to somewhere around here right now. Big for the guy to escape though. Did he give up the password? I can't remember. No, no, he basically Would you be on the last 15 days of torturing? I mean depends how much piss we're talking about but Yeah, you'd just be like, oh no I might need two

more weeks of this before I remember my codes. Please stop. Are you gargling it? I might need two more weeks of this before I remember my codes please stop are you gargling it? we didn't part of the torture we didn't say you had to gargle it I like it but no I think he said

he's like okay he finally cracked and he's like the keys are like over there or whatever like I'll go get them and then they let him go and he just ran out the front door

yeah yeah yeah I just don't know how that like how bad were these guys at torture not great obviously not great do you think they're just it seems like they're bad at torturing and bad at holding i mean i think torturing is a skill i don't think you just like you can't just punch a guy a bunch no i think you like there's a psychological element to it where it's like probably like someone who's good at torturing is like that's they're good at that i don know. I think you do. You just cut off a finger. How about that?

Sure. Okay. But maybe there's some science to like how. You start poking them in the ribs. Yeah, I think the. I probably rib poke a lot. I think the threat of. You don't want to be rib poked.

Can you quit it? You're telling me you want one of these? Oh, stop it. Oh, Danny was ready to give it. I'll give you my keys. Imagine that. Quit it. Eight hours give you my keys. Imagine that. Quit it. Eight hours of fucking in the ribs, there in the thumb.

I mean, I definitely think there's an element to the torturing where it's like the threat of the stuff to come is the most. It's the psychological element where you go, this is what's coming if you do it. Yeah, like opening up the briefcase, pulling out the cat-of-nine-tails. You go, hey, we're going to cut off your... What's the one that has the ball and the spikes on it? A mace? Mace. Yeah, yeah. We're like, we're going to cut off your finger tomorrow. the one that has the ball and the spikes on it? A mace? Mace.

Yeah, yeah. We're going to cut off your finger tomorrow. And then you have to think all day about getting... We're going to cut your dick off tomorrow. Yeah, and you have to... Peel it. Yeah, and you have to think all day about your dick getting cut off tomorrow. You're going to have to get a fucking crypto circumcision.

Yeah, that'd be way worse than just getting the dick cut off right away. I guess. They'd both be bad for me. They'd both be bad. But there's one of those that is worse. And it's the waiting to get your dick cut off. Right. Yeah, right yeah so for you the actual getting the dick cut off would be a relief yeah i go finally i'm actualized finally i'm a woman put it in my mouth that would be unnecessary dude they did a you know they got kaisen at yeah he's doing like a streaming thing yeah streaming

streaming university and it's just like within day one it's doing like a streaming thing yeah streaming streaming university and it's just like within day one it's just like a fight on everything it's like of course he has all these people in they're trying to make that they he's they are that is the start of creating the world where everyone's just like in a different room like doing dances and it's like a tiktok mill it's crazy right yeah but uh it was just like the thing has just been like this huge disaster where like everyone's stealing from everyone there's a fight on every floor yeah they didn't like it he was like he i guess he was trying to like get too much uh like he was making all these like insensitive videos like basically telling

people they weren't accepted in and then they were making yeah yeah it's all like reactions to reactions to reactions oh yeah where they're like he made a stream that was like insensitive and someone's like yeah she's being a huge bitch about this it's like whatever it happens and someone's you know yeah i guess from a making him more popular thing it worked but yeah apparently by the end of it he was like hey i'm not doing streamer university i mean he doesn't need the money i don't know what the reasoning for it is well i mean you could say that about anything i mean there's people a lot the money. I don't know what the reasoning for it is. Well, I mean, you could say that about anything. I mean, there's people a lot richer than him. I don't know.

But it was like, I think it wasn't only like 50 people or 20 people or something. I think maybe he thinks he's giving back. I don't know. It's a publicity stunt. Publicity stunt. Those guys have to keep thinking of publicity stunts, right? Like, that's why they're always like, oh, what if I stream for 30 days straight? Yeah.

They're always coming up with stuff. Was he the one who like did the free PlayStation giveaway at Union Square? Yeah, that was him, right? Yeah. They got arrested for it for causing a fucking riot? Huge riot.

Yeah. And that crypto trader shit was fucking nuts. Open, I, our buddy sent this to us, but the, because the, you know how girl,

I've been pitching that girls don't like it when you fucking use AI for everything and they say it's unreliable? They did a thing that said AI shows higher emotional intelligence than humor. Even women?

Yeah, they tested women towards computers and emotional intelligence and they're saying computers... You're not even more emotionally intelligent than a computer. Computer? Oof. But you actually say, you go, you know what, I'm going to ask AI because you don't have the emotional intelligence this is a very sensitive topic right now and i don't think you can be trusted with it we need to ask aei yeah let's ask the computer uh chicks that'll

fucking see it's like i don't have to tell a computer to calm down i've never told ai i've never told chat has the emotional intelligence to know that i've never told chat gbt to calm down once chat gbt has the emotional intelligence you know that. Never told chat GPT to calm down once. Chat GPT has the emotional intelligence to know you need to calm down, move on, keep it calm. It's that time of the month. Never that time of the month. No, it works fucking 24 hours a day. Nonstop, man.

But, so, one article. Dear Jane, I tracked my husband's iPhone to a location most women would consider unspeakable. As my husband tried to hail a location most women would consider unspeakable. As my husband tried to hail a cab, I honked the horn to get his attention. When he saw me, he went pale. Sheepishly approached the passenger door, climbed in.

I asked him where I'd been, and he spilled everything. He was part of a spanking club. I was speechless. What the hell is this gay shit? What is a spanking club? They have all these things, man. She made it out like women were leaving, too. Well, yeah. This guy probably wants to get spanked by women if he's given the choice.

I'm more on trying to understand, like, is everybody in a room together? I think it's like a conga line sort of situation. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. No, I didn't. Drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. I think it's like a conga line sort of situation Bum bum bum bum bum bum Crank crank crank Crank crank Yeah like I actually don't How does this even work Something like that

You just all show up into a room and you're all like are you in private boots You put your glove on you put your spanking glove on Yeah you just go and you just fucking have a little crank Yeah you have like a five minute crank And then you do it as if you went to play squash Where you come in you know get back dressed Put your bag with your glove on, like, all right, good game, Carl.

You have a little shower. The wacky shit fucking people are into, man. Spanking. I just don't... You got to pay to go? It's probably like public skating, where you go for five bucks, and you can buy the pass to the spanking club. This is disconcerting.

I think what happens is, you know when you're taking a picture on a vacation and you put your head through the thing and your hands through the thing? Yeah. And then it shows someone else. I think you put your head through one of those guillotine-y situations and then someone comes up and does a row of spanking. Like, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh. Yeah.

He insisted it wasn't cheating. Yeah, well, it doesn't sound like it's cheating So that's what I'm wondering about Like what exactly And it's in New York City So it's They want to do undercover for the spanking club And business say I only do spanking

I don't want to get spanked Yeah I'll go to a spanking club Well after he was done telling me I actually felt bad So this guy pulled a switcheroo on her I wish he had felt comfortable enough To tell me about it I would have been open to trying it out

So he got her. But when I offered to come to the club with him, he told me he didn't want me to. And that he wouldn't enjoy it if I was there. So I figured this out. This isn't like spanking as in like cranking it. It's like spanking.

Are you mental? I thought this was cranking it. I was thinking spanking like cranking it. The fuck? I thought they were all jack it. I was thinking spanking, like cranking it. The fuck? I thought they were all jacking off. Why do you think I kept saying do-do-do-do-do? I'm retarded. I don't know.

You thought it was a jacking off club? I thought everybody was going to spanking. That's literally what I thought. Why would Daily Mail be calling it spanking? I don't know. I thought they just fucking were hip, you know? They're fucking hip to the lingo. And then I was like,

I literally, I go, surely this is like to go jerk off, they wouldn't call it a spanking. You thought this was kind of like the guy who suns his ass and a bunch of guys come together and jack it together. I honestly didn't think my brain was able to comprehend that a bunch of people just wanted to just go spank each other. For you, you're like, if this was me,

obviously we'd be jacking off Together A bunch of guys holding hands We'd all be jacking off together Yeah yeah yeah But this is No this is They have the spanking

You accidentally jack off Someone else's dick And you go My bad Yeah yeah They have the Spanking club of New York It's just

They just all Dude if I ever met a girl And she said You were looking at her Fucking drawer And you see a Grab that from my drawer You know the remote's in there Spanking club membership Here's the Very important Please read our that you were looking at her fucking drawer and you see a... Grab that from my drawer.

The remote's in there. Okay. Spanking club membership. Here's the very important. Please read our spanking club of New York protocols listed below. Recommended play. Old-fashioned, platonic, traditional, institutional. So they're just spanking each other.

It says wearing a thong... Danny, mind-blowing. Wearing a thong is recommended. And a guy in a thong. Guys in thongs. Well, they got to get ass cheek access. Wearing a thong is recommended. And a guy in a thong. Guys in thongs? Well, they got to get ass cheek access. Open play, public play is fine, but thongs are all bonds. Be a full moon if Danny went to the spanking club.

Are required. Appropriate implements, hands, paddle, hairbrush, strap, wooden spoon. Wooden spoon. Cane, tossy, a birch. That's like a switch. So it's sort of like a Mr. Peanut situation where the guy's got the cane and the top hat and he spins it around and slaps you with it once. Appropriate dress on the dressy side of casual.

Like McCrone's wife does to him. Yeah, no t-shirts, sweatpants, hats, and anything too casual. It's a formal attire, yeah. Yeah, okay. Are you allowed to wear pants where you cut the asshole cheeks out? So it says right here, no latex, PVC, diapers, BDSM, black debt, leather, or cross-dressing. Showing up to this banking club in a diaper.

No whips. Just like, ha-ha! No whips. You can't get me! Yeah, no whips, cat-of-nine-tails. I think that's because it's racist, yeah. No overly obvious collars, leashes, ropes, or bondage. So some dudes will probably go fucking hardcore.

No obvious collars. Show up with their double whips, and they're like, oh, come on. Imagine you see this, the guy with the paddle, and he's got his paddle there, and in his other hand, he's got the paddle where he's practicing, and he goes, with the ball on it, you just see the guy in the corner getting it. That's how he warms up.

If someone is clearly a bottom, please do not ask them to spank you. It's weird that if you do the spanking, you're a top. So you go, and you're just like, now you do me. He goes, tops the sign.

Yeah. Do not ask the spankies to be the spankers. You ever see that guy on, we're only going to give you one more warning. You ever see that guy on Instagram

who has the giant hands? He's just got like the biggest hands. No. He has like, some people probably know, he has like these massive hands. Okay.

That dude shows up, he's just the ultimate top just like fucking us like a little lift his arm oh my god he's here there's a unicorn here right now you heard he could spank four women at once I'm retarded I literally thought they were all just jacking that is mental how are women doing it but this makes more sense but the funny part is she asked to go to the spanking club with him and he was like yeah for sure kind of ruined the fun she was like you know she was very progressive new york accepting she's like you know that's fine if you have a fetish i'll come to the spanking New York accepting She's like You know that's fine

If you have a fetish I'll come to the spanking club He's like I can't have you see What I do there Oh man You'll never Well especially if she goes

Can I see your ass Right now You know what's funny He has to go to the spanking club With her and pretend That he's a top He's like You know I'm the one

Doing the spanking club And then he comes in They're like Billy the bottom Okay Bada boo Bada boo. I shoot you on the top and got my hand.

I've got my hand ready to go. Yeah. Okay, Bill. I bet you do. We got your spot over by the cat at Night Tales. You want the ball gag this time or what? I know you said you can't handle the pain. No, you know I wouldn't do that.

Oh, shut up. My wife's here. Fucking freaks. She wasn't happy. I feel hurt and rejected that he doesn't want me to join. Good, that's the marital problems they're having. My husband won't let me come to his spanking club. Sure.

Maybe he's just like, I don't want to watch my wife get spanked by another man. That's what I think he's thinking. He's like, yeah. He like, I respect you too much. I have too much respect for you to spank you. Do you think there's anyone that wears rollerblades at the spanking club so they can come and spank all the asses? Yeah, just like this. Two-handed down the center. Two handed down the center God damn

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