The Boyscast with Ryan Long - JORDAN PETERSON vs TWITTER & CLIMATE ACTIVISTS

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

Joey Chestnut, climate activists, moms morally opposing the Boy Scouts and JORDAN PETERSON VS TWITTER! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 60% Off Your Subscription SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

the boys cast okay oh yeah and the new channel is almost at 50k so please give us a subscribe on youtube if you're on itunes give us a five star review also one quick thing is uh i i said we're looking for people and i got like 80 people sent uh in applications with all their videos and stuff and i am going through all that stuff and starting to message people back i've gone through a bunch of it and then but the one of the main things if you are in new york and do like you know want to get involved with like the podcast that is still something we're missing but there's a lot of different people that sent in so pretty cool i was like very surprised with how many people i thought it'd be i didn't think it'd be that many squadzilla dog yeah 80 80k right so anyways okay and more importantly i have a new intro for the fella enjoy so i made another

one uh people are always intros have been a hot topic so we have a new intro you know what some people didn't like the last one spliced together so i made sort of a new one i'm always trying to please people and as people know i did a music video last week so i'm sort of a new one. I'm always trying to please people. And as people know, I did a music video last week. So I'm sort of getting back in the music game. You know what? I'm going to take a crack at one. Just because there's fucking pieces of shit in the comments. I'm taking a crack at a fucking intro.

All right. Here we go. Boys cast. You can tell our friends. The bros. The dudes. The homies. You know that I, I won't do that. No ma'am. We only need the two of us together

Seagull's liking it. We only need this crazy world Cause we got love Sorry, baby. Sorry, baby. Whatever I did to you. This is the new Boyz Guts intro forever and ever, which will never change.

Before we even get started. Well, it's because we respect our fans. We're populists. I know. And everybody wanted a new intro every week. Every week? That is true. What's better than a new intro is a new intro every single week.

They demand intros very often. They demand intros very often. You can't please everybody all the time, and we're pleasing none of the people all the time. And that's the thing, though. I get in the lab. They don't know I was up all night in the fucking laboratory yeah dude before we even get into it i gotta say a shout out to the greatest athlete in the history of the united states of america if not the world joey chestnut put him back it was all i was talking about july

4th to the point where everyone around me was pretty getting sick of hearing it. Especially you didn't go again. Well, we went to like a bunch of parties around here and stuff. I know, I know. But I mean, he's like literally your sports idol. I know. It was hard to-

Like, dude, if fucking, I don't know, LeBron James was eating hot dogs. Yeah, so I really like it, but no one else does. So like anyone I asked is like, yeah, I'm not doing that again. You know what I mean? Yeah, that was a one-time deal, pal. Yeah, you're like, that was a funny-time deal pal yeah you're like that was a funny thing to go to once i was like we're going again they go no they do so but if anyone who didn't watch it i posted the clip but everyone has to watch it so basically joey chestnut was

he's out and so joey chestnut beats everyone at hot dog eating by so much it's crazy yeah it's not even so it's not really a competition like you can't even get action on to bet on Joey Chestnut really. The only way you won by 30 or something. Well, that's normal. The only thing you bet on is really over under you bet on over under right? Yeah, because he does like 60 dogs next guy does like yeah 25 or whatever. Yeah, it's

not even close right? And then there's also gross because everyone has beards and they're fucking I want to have a beard nasty. I know. They should treat it like female swimmers. They have to shave their beard first. It honestly looks like pigs in a trough just like eating. It's very gross.

So he's on stage and then a protester came on stage and they were protesting, you know, kind of a vegan-y protest. Of course, you're sure. It's like a meat company or whatever. So Joey Chestnut, he's eating a vegan-y protest. Of course, sure. It's like a meat company or whatever. So Joey Chestnut, he's eating a mid-dog. He's got a bun in one hand, hot dog in the other.

He eats the hot dog, fucking puts the guy in a chokehold with the hand he just ate, the hot dog, chokes him out to the ground. Then the people take him over, probably like what happened to that guy who jumped on

the Dave Chappelle show. Yeah. He singly and legally choked him. Bun's still in hand. And then without missing a beat, finishes eating the bun and sits back down and starts eating again. He's a goddamn machine, dude. Dude, he's a machine.

Actually, I was pretty hyped up and I was drinking on July 4th, so I sent him a lot of messages asking him to be on the podcast. I looked at him this morning. He fucking didn't see him yet. Left on read. Oh, yeah. Joey just has too good to look in his requested folder,

I think. Dude, it was probably nonstop just like, champ, champ. I know. Yeah,

that's probably true, but I gotta check. It's funny actually with the gambling thing, Barstool Sports, their sports book, they canceled all the over bets on him.

The loser, because I guess people bet the over and they lost. Okay. Because he didn't go, he was under. And they said it wasn't fair. And then because of this, they go,

well, that should sort of negate it a little bit. Yeah, but also probably there was $10,000 or $50,000 on the over, so the publicity for them is like, It wasn't some insane amount. No, it wasn't like $8 million that they're giving back. It was probably like five digits, and they're like, sure, yeah, I'll give it back.

We'll give that back so we can make a big stink about it. Yeah, we go like, we're the best. Yeah, yeah i got some it's so sick but uh joey if you're listening we want you on the cast because i i'm not joey i'm fucking calling you out pal calling you and i guess i want you we want eating dogs we want you eating dogs on the cast you know what's the sad i said i was like you're probably still in new york i was like yeah i i was i said we'll send you a car, whatever you need. I'll drop anything,

whatever you need, whenever you want to do it. Dude, we'll send you any yellow cab of your choice. Well, I have dogs of your choice ready. I went to the,

we went to the Louis CK screening and they had, they had, pigs in a blanket. Pigs in a blanket. I've never seen you happier on them. They had gourmet pigs in a blanket. They weren't gourmet.

I was high-end. They were not gourmet. Oh, he's calling out Louie's screening. He said he didn't buy the catering. No, they were fine. He says I ate 12 of them. What are you saying? Louie's tight on cash is what you're saying. No, they were great. I'm just like, I mean, first off, I'll just go ahead and say I don't

think there's such a thing as gourmet pigs in a blanket. Yes, there is. I'll tell you what's gourmet about them. You know what? I'm going to be in Paris in two weeks. I'm going to find some gourmet. I found them. The weekend just passed. Dude, they were like pinties frozen in a box. These were nice, man.

Everyone listed. I don't know if they have pinties in America. These were nice. I probably had like 85 of them. Probably were Nathan's. No, they had some of the little salt on the bun and stuff like that. The buns were salted, I'm pretty sure. They're not buns.

It's fucking phyllo pastry. It was really solid. You know what the funny part is? Danny's looking at me saying he didn stuff like that. The buns were salted, I'm pretty sure. They're not buns. It's fucking phyllo pastry. It was really solid. You know what the funny part is? Danny's looking at me saying he didn't like them, but you had a couple, didn't he? I had like a dozen of them.

And I had a real, by the way, I had a real stomach issue later that night. Interesting. I had a real stomach issue later that night that I think was related to that.

I would have too if I ate the fucking plate after. Those did not sit well. Those fucking gourmet. Danny ate the fucking hot dog. Those did not sit well. Those fucking gourmet... Danny ate the fucking hot dog, then he ate the plate, then he ate the server. People were like,

what is this, a fucking Greek wedding? I was like... No, what happened is we go, hey, where's the server? Danny just burps out a notepad. Just a pen comes out. That's what happened.

Danny, did you eat the server? There was another no there was another uh activist thing too though because you know you know the boys guys policy is like we're fine with you doing your activism as long as you have your tits out you know puppies puppies mandatory it's a pot we're we're not necessarily against this it's a sarah mclaughlin commercial puppies mandatory yeah yeah that's a good shit actually it's a good one there's a Sarah McLachlan commercial. Puppy's mandatory. Yeah. That's good shit. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good one. From the hot dog man himself. The original pig in a blanket. Dogman. Dogman. Dogberg. Dogberg. So, yeah, that's the stance is puppy's out.

But they did basically another stance. It was the Smithsonian. Basically, the girls were protesting something at the Smithsonian. Smithsonian? Yeah, the Smithsonian. And then these climate activists glued themselves to the Van Gogh, right? That's been a very popular move. No puppies out.

I don't remember the gluing yourself to stuff move. Well, you know what they need to do. Yeah. Joey Chestnut is the security guard. Yeah. Well, you know what? I guess that they can't chain is the security guard. Yeah, well, you know what? I guess that they can't chain themselves to stuff because you've got to get chained through the metal detector,

but nobody really ever suspects glue. You know what? I'm going to Paris in a couple weeks. I'm going to glue myself to the Mona Lisa. All right, Jews in Paris. Yeah, what should be my platform for that? You should say... Should I glue myself?

What are you protesting? Oh, I didn't get that far. Yeah, I didn't get that far but you know okay remember how when uh you know like they always have like joe rogan commentating people or they'll always do the golf ball with trump hitting the golf ball yeah they need to start which i didn't see any and on my phone my like after effects skills to do this kind of thing aren't that great i can probably motion track it but it'll look crappy what they need to be doing is doing things like taking the video of these girls there and then having joey chestnut choking one of them out like people need

to start making memes of uh dave dave you do one people need to start making memes of joey chestnut choking people out yeah actually specifically climate protesters climb oh yeah well i was actually going to talk about this maybe later but i guess we're talking about all the like protesters right now but okay i don't know if you saw, but basically in Canada, there was like a big, like the hockey teams are all getting protested. Have you seen? So this is not even this hockey Canada.

This is the whole organization. So basically, okay. I'm going to, I'm going to tread lightly because I've not been able to find out exactly what happened. I mean, I can tell you exactly what happened. I mean,

I don't know what happened, but I know what happened. That's what I mean. But like, so basically a girl's accusing one of them is solved, but I don't know. 12 of but I know what happened. That's what I mean. So basically a girl's accusing one of them is solved, but I don't know. No, 12 of them or something. Well, yes, but what happened was it sounds like,

you know, it was like hockey boys being like fucking, you know. Yeah. Bringing a girl back in. I wouldn't be surprised if maybe there was a line crossed. I don't know. Exactly. So we don't know what, but none of the articles will even say what happened.

Like, right. It's like they're on tight lip. Well, they might be under 18 but none of the articles will even say what happened. Like, right. It's like they're on tight lip. Well, they might be under 18. It's the under 18s. It's the world juniors. Gotcha. So like legally they can't. No, but so we, so you're, I'm not even saying I'm like, listen,

I know what magazine I'm reading, what blog I'm reading. And I know, okay, look, if I'm reading this, I go, okay, they have this slant. I feel like I have a filter of all the slants. Right. Yeah. So you go, okay, if I'm reading like a vice thing, a vice thing you go okay well this is one fact they couldn't have lied about they said what city it was in so they're i know what city it was in but obviously

everything else they say i can't trust from as far as i can throw it yeah but basically anyways they're they're boycotting uh so these eight or twelve hockey guys and a girl and then the girl is like it was at the World Junior Championships, right? Right. Yeah, yeah. So the dudes, after the thing, things got a little fucking out of hand. Yeah. But, okay, so that's not even why I'm bringing it up.

But why I'm bringing it up is, so Tim Hortons basically said they're pausing the sponsorships, like the Dunkin' Donuts of Canada. Yeah, the banks and all that stuff. But the thing that made me laugh is Imperial Oil made a big stance. Imperial Oil comes out and they go, they put their support on hold and Imperial Oil goes, we're still going to support the women's,

but we're pulling all our money from the men's one. It was just like- As it should be. Yeah, but it's like, Imperial Oil, you're also getting protested. It's just like, you know what I mean? Well, that's a smart move on them. Great.

What a fucking smart move by them. They're going, let's get us as the good guys for once. Oh yeah, but it's like he's just like you know that's a smart move on them great what a fucking smart move by them to go let's get us as the good guys for a while yeah but it's so funny imperial oil like coming out coming up and dude that's like when it's like when putin goes like make some stance it goes there's a lot of gun a lot of mass shootings in america you you should be ashamed of yourselves it's a bit much it's like you know imperial oil having the fucking audacity it's like shut your fucking mouth imperial oil yeah you're gonna be like a moral arbiter also anything if anybody is like doesn't get to watch world juniors now because of this shit like most people in canada are gonna be like yeah i'm never fucking yeah fuck imperial oil fuck so yeah yeah they're

not exactly right you to be a literal big oil it's like big oil doesn't like the way that you know things shook down at the hockey party no I just think that's so funny big oil having the audacity to fucking protest it's one of those things no imagine this Danny imagine you like you know made a racy joke and you got obviously like this stuff's not the same as a racy joke but imagine in a scenario where you made like a fucking you know you made a racy joke and you got, obviously like this stuff's not the same as a racy joke, but imagine in a scenario where you made like a fucking, you know, you said a slur online and then like, you know, uh, the CEO of Marlboro's, we're no longer sponsoring you. Yeah. Like legitimately like players lights comes out and they're like,

Demoria's. Yeah. Some company that sells forties, you know what i mean yeah it was just like fuck off they're literally like their first reaction is to go just cancel everything and then we'll just figure out if we want to do it again they're like we'll just cancel it for now yeah but it's just killing me yeah i i mean there's gonna be a lot of people who are like yeah i would love to sponsor the world juniors at a discount rate i guess so no well i read that and i kind of was because a couple people from canada sent it to me and i didn't

even really i kind of read it should we sponsor the world juniors is that in the budget oh my god okay patrons we need we need more money so we can sponsor the world junior championship and if we could get if we get joey chestnut to combine with us so we do sort of like a boys cast chestnut you know like co-sponsor hell yeah so it's, it's sponsored by Joey Chestnut, sponsored by boys cast. So it's Joey Chestnut, but he's wearing a boys cast. It's like an inception kind of thing. Which is way bigger for him. You know what I mean?

So we're willing to go 50-50 with chestnut if he's listening. We're not sure if chestnut listens. And Hockey Canada, if you're listening. Remains to be seen if chestnut listens to the pod. Remains to be seen if Hockey Canada listens. Friend of the podcast, Joey Chestnut. You know what that kind of reminded me of too is like so actually um tony uh who like currently we work with with the podcast and a million other things edited the simp video uh um so basically he went to some metal festival and we were kind of laughing with it this morning

because there was like it was like a you know you know, metal festival in Sweden, right? Yeah. And then the guy who came out basically did like a big, he did like a big like, and I just want to say, fuck racism and fuck, you know, sexism and fuck homophobia. But it was like a traditional metal show.

So it's like just a bunch of like bikers. Yeah. You know what I mean? But it's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. The one place that's like legitimately, you know, your fansers yeah you know what i mean but it's just like yeah yeah yeah the one place that's like legitimately you know your your fans are you know 60 year old biker guys like they you know from you know eastern europe of course just you're a trash but it kind of reminded me that was making me laugh that all the fucking all the metal bands were getting in trouble for their stances right because you know punk basically ends up super you know uh you know

along with the corporate trends or whatever right yeah but metal kind of didn't right metal kind of yeah because that's not very metal it's also yeah it's not that mainstream it's not very it's not that metal right it's not super metal to have pfizer sponsoring your metal festival yeah metal yeah and i don't even like metal i'm sure there was a few i'm sure there's a few of them that did get into it right but it just makes me laugh that because they were there was a good two years where every once in a while because i still follow all those all that shit there would be every two years that someone would get canceled right and it would be like you know we just want to say that we cannot believe what we heard we are in awe and we want uh i will never be attending a you know cannibal cum dumpster show ever again after i know that he likes trump

yeah yeah yeah anal like you know they're like the you know and it's just so bad because their song about raping grandmothers is my favorite track you know and I'll never have to I just removed grandmother rape from my Spotify you crossed the line supporting Mitch McConnell so it's officially off my Spotify which is officially

on my Spotify supporting Mitch McConnell yeah exactly that guy it's funny, him reading Andy Ngo's book, you know what I mean? Well, so even better is, well, now we're,

look at that segue, because on the topic of Spotify. Segue. I'm moving the conversation along. On the topic of Spotify, guess who came crawling back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back?

Some of the fishy going on with this. Well, so basically Crosby still is. This was like, you know, five days ago. But Crosby still is Nash and Young. As you know, we were pretty into the. Well, originally the big story was that it was just Neil Young. Keep on rockin' Pfizer and Hyde quarters. Keep on boostin' Taylor visor to headquarters. Keep on boosting,

tell them. All right. Yeah. But yeah, it was originally just Neil Young. And then I didn't even remember the story. Well, I guess the Crosby, Stills and Nash like supported him.

Cause Nash was like, so basically Neil Young was like, I'm taking all my stuff down. And then they were going to basically for them to go. I'm removing my tracks off of those songs. You guys can keep them up you know there's not really anything there without well they were going to just remove his part so like they removed just the upper harmony yeah yeah totally they just removed his

tracks the harmonica track yeah remove i think they were put into a i think they agreed to but they also were put into a position where they would have to uh you know be the ones that would be like well neil young would be on his press tour being like well talk to nash because fucking now you know talk to your old fucking make america great again nash over here more like match because he supports the troops but this doesn't make any sense because they're getting dunked on right now and now their thing is they go well we don't own the music So then if you don't own the music,

why did it get taken off? That's okay. So I actually, this is, I see you sort of. You know the music world. No, it's not that I know the music world. It's that you sat there with, like after you heard this,

you did the same thing as me where you got your yarn and your string out and you tried to figure it out. I just put one more fucking extra dot up there where you didn't connect it is what probably happened was essentially Neil's young fucking extra dot up there okay where you didn't connect it yeah is what probably happened was essentially neil's young and all those people uh took all their music off and then once they

weren't making any money they fucking were like let's get the catalog sold you think they sold it before after after no they wouldn't be able to take it down otherwise that's what well that's what i don't understand no he they owned some of their masters yeah sold it like took it off all the platforms gotcha and then sold it oh you think crosby stills and ashton young sold their in the last five months they removed it and that's why that's what i do think oh possible they sold off so basically neil young made his big stance and then took all his stuff off and realized it was costing him a fucking gazillion dollars or whatever and then he goes all right uh let's just sell the whole catalog, remove myself from this. And then as soon as the other people sold the catalog, they're like, obviously, it's going right back on Spotify.

You know that? And he was like, none of my business. Yeah, well, we don't own them. It's just that's the man. Exactly. So he got to have his cake and eat it, too. It's like, yeah, I read you guys sold your whole catalog for uh 375 million dollars and that's the the man is behind this and then the man used yeah yeah then the man used that to promote some of the bad stuff yeah yeah the man put me on that actually

makes the most sense that's what happened yeah so basically and then i don't know if there's any holdouts but yeah it would be funny if Nash, like, fucking went on Young. Like, he went the other way around. He goes, no, now I'm not going back on Spotify at Young, so I'm only selling my parts, so you can only put your parts back up. No, you thought you'd be the big man, but

now, you know, Young needed money for all his Monsanto protests that he doesn't have any girls' tits out of his protests either, I bet you. No puppies. Zero puppies. Because he sells Nash Young and no puppies that's right they're probably you know what probably happened he was like you know what i'm gonna uh sell you my whole catalog uh but i only want you to put the monsanto songs on spotify and they go listen let's just cut this shit here no one's listening to the monsanto look we bought everything yeah, look, we bought everything else. We just took those off your hands. Yeah, yeah, we took the Monsanto album. We wanted the shit from the 70s.

Okay, we don't want fucking Monsanto. There's probably someone that's so disappointed on them. Imagine, like, you just have your Spotify, like, rock shuffle on, and you're, like, you know, some, you know, super, you're Pfizer'd up to your ninth booster, and you're just trying to enjoy yourself at the cottage, and all of a sudden you hear, keep on rock, and you go, what are we

listening to right now? And you go, oh, it's just a rock and roll playlist. On what platform? On what platform? On what platform? Well, it can't be Spotify. He just looks at his Spotify playlist

and he just drops the phone in slow motion. It's like the fucking, Saving Private Ryan when we're on the beach. You know, the guy's holding his fucking intestine and it's all like,

ha, ha, ha. That's the guy finding out that it's back on Spotify. Yeah, because he's just listening to a cottaging playlist, and he goes, you know, the good thing about this is we're not listening to anyone that likes Joe Rogan. Someone's like, um, I like Joe Rogan.

What is this? I don't know. What's another big Neil Young song? What's a Crosby, Stills, and Nash song? I don't know any Crosby, Stills, and Nash songs. Okay, well, they're going to be popping up. They're probably gonna go full corporate after this too it's gonna be the new youtube where it's like fucking rocking

the free world just pops up on your itunes and he gets to be like yeah i disagree with the man he's got money like coming out of his mouth in his pockets like yeah he takes his straw hat off there's money in the straw hat does everywhere he walks they're just money flying everywhere man bro because fucking neil young doesn't own his shit anymore or you know he does own his stuff i think he sold it

all right that's what you said no no but i'm sorry no this is crosby stills nash and young that's a different thing from neil young but it'd be great if fucking like some anti-vax group raised like literally

a hundred million dollars and bought the needle and the damage done this is like a sad commercial about people fucking with their bad reactions to the vaccine yeah yeah that was one of our ones it's the needle in the

world it's saved that'd be the ultimate troll of the world yeah that'd be a good one yeah 4chan get on it okay so but on top of that me and danny have to do tough to tell you something so we realized if you saw some of you might be privy to this information but the friends co-creator donated four million dollars after becoming embarrassed about the show's lack of diversity yeah so she's 20 years later was gay yeah remember gunther chandler is fucking queer no he's not no he's not you're gay you're fucking gay my favorite cast member yeah yeah yeah my favorite phoebe could have been gay smashed uh yeah but they mean so basically

she said 20 20 years later and she sort of did a whole thing being like you know i realized when george floyd happened that i was part of the problem yeah that's what you were thinking about when the this fucking the country's burning to the ground i knew phoebe you know what we could have made better casting choices on this show that's been canceled for that's exactly what happened yeah george boy got murdered and she was like, should have had a Mexican. Could have solved this. A Mexican would have solved this. I'm complicit. I'm basically

a cop. She's like, that was me. I'm Chauvin. I'm Derek Chauvin right now. With my casting choices. I'm the Derek Chauvin of casting directors. Yeah, that's what it is i'm sitcom the sitcom industry's derek chauvin you know what's weird though it's like i guess it wasn't obviously the most popular show but it's like it's not like there was any shortage of that

exact show with an all-black cast no no when we were growing up there was 10 000 of those yeah and they all had the biggest show every single one of them had the same intro where it kind of went like tie-dye at parts you know what i mean yeah yeah it's the only difference is they weren't on like nbc sister sister yeah and there was fucking uh i can't remember but there's the one with duane wayne martin martin there was a million of those shows uh sinbad had a sitcom basically every black uh comedian had a cooper hanging with mr cooper yeah they uh what's his name the with the suits had one steve harvey yeah harvey had yeah yeah i mean they all had it but i guess they were just like they weren't in the biggest shows but it wouldn't have been the biggest shows

they're just some of those black ones were the biggest shows uh not like friends oh fresh prince wasn't as big as friends you're saying yeah fresh prince was yeah okay now now he thinks it was yeah and he didn't eat the hot dogs fresh prince wasn't big what time so this was freshness was late nice I'm just saying there is a huge one yeah Martin was huge I liked all those rock I don't remember rock with the black it's rock he was the garbage man I don't remember that one Timothy I think Timothy Dutton family matters wasn't a big show now family matters that was't a big show now? Family Matters. That was like a kid's show. Okay.

Friends was too, sorry to tell you. No. Friends was like prime time, you know. Anyways, whatever. Yeah, for sure. He's doing everything he can to negate the black accomplishments. I was the one who brought up the black accomplishments. You know, then I started telling you big ones. I stand for black excellence, Ryan.

No, that's what I say. I go, this one was a really big show. And you go, that was fucking nothing. They weren't as big. That was nothing. If I was a fucking toddler, I'd watch go, this one was a really big show. And you go, that was fucking nothing. That was nothing. If I was a fucking toddler, I'd watch that maybe. It's a kid's show. Fucking your Urkel for even bringing that up.

Moving on. But anyway, so. And the trans stuff. You didn't even bring up the trans stuff. Well, you said you know the trans stuff. I don't know. You told me. I just read about it because this news cycle Is a never ending hell For this fucking creator

Because the moment That you brought this stuff up You go Oh you think this is ending here Yeah right You think your apology She's in the It's like the Bette Midler stuff

And the fucking Like all that shit You know what it really is It's the The homeless guy That asks you for money And you open your wallet You only got a 20

Yeah you only got a 20 He goes I ain't got no change But I ain't got no change. I ain't got no motherfucking change. I've been saying that New York chivalrous is, you know, I'm a bit of a New York, I'm old school New York chivalrous.

So when I see a homeless guy on the ground, I put my jacket over top of him so the lady can walk. And I go, that's New York chivalrous. It's like the thing where it's a, when there's human shit all over my, outside of my house, when you see one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying her.

The Lord. This city stinks right now. I have never remembered. So smelly. Honestly, like it's so, to the point where you go, I think I gotta get a mask.

I don't know how they do it. It's insane how smelly New York is right so to the point where you go i think i gotta get a mask i don't know how they do it it's insane how smelly new york is right you should get a scream mask if you're gonna get a mask no i just i really agree with you i don't know how they do it i'm just like because everybody's gonna be like it's fucking libtard and i'm like no it stinks it stinks danny's getting smelly they had i was actually thinking that though because you see all the people selling all this stuff and it smells like so bad and you go how do they do that and i guess you were saying that they get used to it you get used i mean people work in like a fish processing now this is worse dude it's like i'm not getting used to i'm not if i work at

like the fucking sewage factory i'm not getting used to it i just don't you hate it i guess no i think you're gonna get used to it but they're used you might i actually won't get used to it okay well so anyways chandler is trans or something you know chandler's mom was trans um on the played by i can't remember her name uh but that meddler no not bad diddler um but no no chandler's mom was trans and then throughout the whole show they they referred to her. See, Bette Midler did a turd thing. That's what I said, Bette Midler. That's what I just said.

I feel like I have a lot of things that are reminding me of things today, but that happened recently. This is how you remind me of Bette Midler's tweet. It's not like her to say sorry. I'm just looking at a Bette Midler's tweet. It's not like her to say sorry. I'm just looking at a Bette Midler's Twitter. Yeah. Anyways, she was trans on the show, which was pretty groundbreaking to have in the 90s. Oh, she was like a cross-dresser.

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And free delivery Where they just come And deliver you But anyways No she was Like his mom Was trans No So yeah His father was trans so it was his ma

like a woman now always a woman never not a woman i can't remember she was married to don johnson the actress was it supposed to be wacky in the thing no it was just like it was pretty progressive it was super progressive she was literally a trans but it was played by a real woman which is not progressive at all that's not right it's literally like really bad that's kind of fucked up dude super fucked i should apologize for that oh she is she's on a tour right now dude she's running a check for four million dollars because how fucked up this show was even though it was super progressive but it made all the errors of like so here's a trans person on tv because we don't want those rules didn't exist i know that right but they're being retroactively applied but so here's a trans person but TV because we don't want to... Those rules didn't exist. I know that, right? But they're being retroactively applied.

So here's a trans person, but it's played by a biological real woman, which you're not allowed to do. It's like getting mad at the guy that freed the slave because he called the slave a slave. Or whatever, yeah. For sure.

Shit changes. But anyways, in the show, the slave a slave or whatever yeah yeah it's for sure it's you know shit changes but um anyways in the show they would always refer to her as chandler's dad oh that's not good yeah there's like oh that's not dad and there was a woman that's gonna cost you get out the checkbook oh yeah she's doing she's donating a million dollars for everything she's donating a million dollars for every guy's job she's donating a million dollars for every time they called her oh you're chandler's dad that's so funny i'm like just in with her accountant like going through the ledger of things they screwed up and there's like and

you had this one person that you had a criminal played by a black guy He's got a little miser visor on, the green one. He's like, Have you considered declaring bankrupt? Yeah, yeah, yeah. At one point, you said you were going to the Chinatown to

speak to the Chinamen about buying a Discman. Yeah, that'll cost your house. You're not allowed to say Discman anymore. You can't say Discperson. Yeah, I shouldn't have said the China thing. I wasn't even thinking about that. That's really bad. We're just going to take your house.

We're actually just going to have a family of immigrants that now live in your fucking top floor and you can stay in the basement. But you just going to take your house? We're actually just going to have a family of immigrants that now live in your fucking top floor and you can stay in the basement. But you got to give them notice when you want to come use the washer and dryer. Just standard stuff for paying for your crimes. Whereas this girl could have just been out of the fucking map. Never heard from her ever again. Okay. So, yeah.

So, remember, did you? I have a really good thing about it. No, we were talking about. Yeah. Anyways, that's all it is. Is they just kept referring to her as Shailu's path Oh yeah yeah yeah Bette Midler basically said

She goes It's not birth She did the Dwight She said it's not birthing person It's woman Yeah And then all that She didn't realize

She thought it was like right wing people That were saying trans Like she It seemed like she misinterpreted This is what it is I have it right here She goes Women of the world

We are being stripped of our rights Over our bodies Our lives And even our name they don't call us women anymore they call us birthing people or menstruators or even people with vaginas she's tying this into the abortion thing don't let them erase you every human on earth owes you by the way a lot of people from both sides were getting pretty mad at my abortion video yeah that's that's amazing i had a you know i had like uh people being like uh like i'll i'm just just so you know i've unsubscribed and this is the most vile thing i've ever you know going on and on right it wasn't pretty good on both sides yeah that's that's the

ideal at that point you're really just getting like this the stragglers anyways like you're really just calling the flock right yeah you weren't really gonna like this, the stragglers anyways, like you're really just calling the flock. Right. Yeah. You weren't really going to like me ever. Anyways, you were kind of just one foot in the door and you liked one video. Yeah.

I give you the fucking heave ho. Well, there's a lot of times people will say like, here's for example, like say, let's say like a, uh, like even,

uh, like, uh, like for example, anyone that's kind of actually a fans at least listen to like a few podcasts or whatever. Right. Whereas they'd say stuff where i'd be like they they'd misinterpreted like what my opinions and stances are you know what i mean yeah yeah of course okay whatever

but they just don't like one thing and they go i don't agree with those yeah exactly i don't agree with your comedy yeah but i think so bet middler was like she thought it was like clarence thomas that did this you know what i mean i think so because the funniest Midler was like, she thought it was like Clarence Thomas that did this. You know what I mean? I think so. Cause the funniest is, yeah, she's like, well, maybe she saw Ben Shapiro saying birthing person, like, you know, ironically, you know what I mean? And then she was like, no, I'm not. Yeah. Someone actually, what do you think?

What's your synopsis? Someone in the comments actually posted it. Cause I guess, cause the best was all the comments were like, Bette, who's they? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. comments who were like bet who's they yeah yeah yeah yeah a lot of a lot of people were saying to bet middler like uh this ain't it chief yeah all this all their stuff like wow whatever the opposite does now i have to delete bet middler off my spotify too yeah but apparently there was an article in the new york times that day because someone quoting the go she just read this because like she was really just like all those terms were

in this article. So this was a New York Times document. So she basically read an article in the New York Times about someone who was like maybe It's an old person. Like an op-ed. Op-ed. She reads the thing and she's like never heard any of these terms before. How is it probably pretty hard to be caught up?

Yeah. And then she's also like the New York Times would never lie to me. Exactly. Right? Like the fucking lie in New York Times. She's like, even my precious New York Times is in cahoots with Brett Kavanaugh. Exactly. And so she goes, oh, New York Times doesn't like this.

I don't like this. So then she posts this thing. Oh, New York Times said they also don't like birthday gifts. Well, I don't know if they don't even like it. They just said it. Yeah, there was an article about it, how it's erasing women or whatever. But I think it was an op-ed. Turfs. Yeah, it was almost like a turfy op-ed and then yeah they uh she just like fucking

hook line and sinker i think that million bet meddler if you're listening four millies should do it at least at least we're gonna well we we've realized that on the boys cast for the last couple years we've only had white people hosting the show yeah 100% or I mean well I don't know there's a's some people in the comments that might see it otherwise. Yeah, they go, what the fuck? No! No, goddamn, he ain't. Goddamn, Danny ain't, right? So, fucking, anyways, I think we will donate.

We should donate. We're going to donate $4 to a black person. I just did a random pick, and Larry Elder is who came up with it. If it's random, it's random. If it's random, we spin a wheel, and then we say we're just picking a random black person, donating $4 to Clarence Thomas. Clarence Thomas Vacation Fund.

Thomas the Tank. You know what's wild with Clarence Thomas, too? He spends his summers in an RV, just driving around the country. Really? It's like none of those people can- Stopping abortions? No, but none of those people can even fucking- He breaks in and kicks down the door when a girl's getting an abortion.

He's like an illegal abortion hunter. He's got his fucking- Town abortion. His bag, all his stuff, all his tools. Exactly. He can't even- Those guys cannot show their face in this country right now. That sucks. Maybe in the liberal parts. parts even still though but they're still like everywhere

i don't know there's always going to be some chick you can't show his face it's like the giuliani thing how it's like giuliani like he can't go to a restaurant in like new york anymore well obviously not his fucking hair will drip into his plate he's got guys people say god have a special eating utensils those dudes are fucking laying it on the line for their principles oh i see what you're saying you can't even fucking go eat at a restaurant like literally if you go yeah i'd never eat at a restaurant again but you could like push the thing forward i'd be like i don't give a shit about that i want to eat oh yeah fat boy you i would say yeah yeah guess what most restaurants don't even serve

pigs in a blanket so me and chestnut are open yeah so how about no abortions i mean there's plenty of people that fucking feel the other way but obviously clarence thomas at this exact moment is villain number one but like yeah so that'll you know that'll tie it over or whatever and then which is why he needs our money this is why he needs our money but that is so funny just picking like a yeah like a dude giving money to that and it's like someone that would hate so much but okay so with the friends thing though this is the best part of this article i was honestly laughing like by myself chuckling having a fucking giggle having a little giggle it goes uh so she goes she did this because when george floyd happened she realized she was derek chauvin right yeah and then she goes um david swimmer he he commented on it right so these guys all these guys are all still in the game right so they're gonna make some comments

uh so david swimmer said who played ross said he previously said the lack of the diversity on the show was wrong so he's saying like at the time he said it was wrong and he goes and he had advocated for his character to date more women of color throughout the show. Dirty dough. Exactly. And then it says, I just really felt like Ross should date other people, women of all races. How funny is that? Especially in like the prime of these shows where a lot of these guys are probably banging the co-stars that come on for a day or two. Oh, yeah.

Biggest celebrity in the world. He's like, you know, I was here. They're like, yeah. They go, you know in the world. He's like, you know, I was, they're like, yeah. They go, you know, there was too many white people on your show. Like, I was saying forever that Ross needs to stick it to a fucking Latina. You know what I mean? You tell me you can get some mixed chicks in there. Ross had jungle fever, if you know what I mean.

Did anybody on, did Jerry ever date anybody not white? I think so. Did he? A couple, yeah, but probably mostly white. Pretty much white. But that's so, I was loving that Ross coming out and being like, buddy, you think you're the first one to say that? Funny too, because they're like-

You know how fucking stale the roster's getting over here at Friends? Yeah, they were like, the cast of Friends had too many white people. He was like, I've been saying that Ross should have been banging fucking Latinos the whole time. And they go- Big booty Latinos, please. Latinos. time and they go big booty latinos please latinos yeah they go yeah i've been saying that too i fucking wanted an indian chick i wanted a fucking asian chick i kept bringing in pictures of different girls like what about one of these

there's like a tiny asian girl i brought in a thick black chick i go huh right we i could give her a spin for a couple episodes. Well, I will say culturally we are now paying the price for this. Who's what do you mean? Just society in general. Oh, we're all paying for friends.

When you look at what's on TV now, we are paying the price. Yeah, so everyone fucking trash. You're saying white dudes are paying the price for fucking Schwimmer.

For Schwims. No, for fucking this chick. Because Schwimmer couldn't get it. Because she couldn't cast diversely, so now it's all just... Well, Schwimmer wasn't good enough at saying the... Diversity schlock.

Schwimmer was a big star. He could have said, I'm not coming back for another season unless I get my spicy Latino chick. I will say, though, I've been watching a show. I only watched the first few episodes, so don't... Because the last show that I said I watched the first few episodes, I got fucking destroyed on for the Pentavarite. But remember I said I was watching the show the pentavar it the Mike Myers show Hmm, and I thought it was good. I thought it was really good people didn't like it Yeah, they didn't like it. They didn't like the fact that it was corny and you said it was

Well, I watched like the first four episodes. I thought it's funny But anyways, I started I watched the first few episodes of this show hacks. You know what that is your comedy career. Yeah It's on HBO It's on HBO, but it said no it like, it's basically like this old fucking, essentially like a Joan Rivers type character, comedian. But it is one of those shows where you go, because it's like,

she, it's like the girl, it's very current in the sense of like, the main chick in it, like it's fired for a tweet, and it was like a tweet about like, abortions are bad, literally,

and then she like, loses her whole life over this fucking tweet, which makes not a lot of sense, to be honest. And then she has to go like, work for this chick, but it's one of those things where you're like this is like all the diversity stuff force fed into your stuff but it's actually not bad and it's honestly a real accomplishment yeah yeah it's not like the best show i've ever seen you love it it's not bad well i also did uh dive into a new show and that show we talked about on the podcast. Blue Bloods. Season two. I'm done Blue Bloods. No, you told me about NCIS.

I told you about NCIS? I didn't know about NCIS. It's like the biggest show in the world for the last 20 years. Literally hadn't heard of it. Never heard of it? I had like eight

different locations. Maybe I'd heard of it, but I didn't. There's like a Vegas. They have so many. I don't know. I watched SVU, CSI. Well, it's a different, that's the competing.

And then I tried FBI and I hated FBI. Because FBI was the one where it was like, we have another, the KKK is another bombing in Brooklyn. And it was like four episodes in a row. It was like a terrorist attack. And it was just, oh, the terrorist attack was always like an incel or whatever. But it was like the same plot line over and over again. It was just, FBI was crappy.

NCIS is not a Dick Wolf one, right? Like that's basically the competitor to the Dick Wolf world whatever, but it was like the same plot line over and over again. It was just FBI was crappy. NCIS is not a Dick Wolf one, right? Like that's basically the competitor to the Dick Wolf world. I guess it was the original. Anyways, we talked about it on the show and I watched a few episodes. I don't like it, but I also started at like back in the day, so it's hard to watch an 80s show or basically, right? But the thing that was interesting on the topic of this,

which is why I'm saying it, is it really is all white people, right? Yeah. And except for the odd, like, army guy that's not part of the cast, right? And all the villains. No! Even the villains are still white? No, there's not really black villains, no. That's not that common. But they're not brown?

No, because it's not really the odd terrorist thing, but it's not really what the show is. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. It's not like terror. There's a couple terror plot lines, yeah, but it's not like the main whatever the but they the cast is all white people and i was thinking when i was watching it i go this is like a dying breed of character there's basically like the it was like a dumb white guy kind of like a uh who's the guy who played like a brendan frazier type guy he's like he's the main character he's basically dumb almost shouldn't be there

like you know just kind of like the type of guy that his dad would's the main character he's basically dumb almost shouldn't be there like you know just kind of like the type of guy that his dad would be the boss and he worked at the top and he literally doesn't do any work he just walks around the office like sexually harassing the girls and i was literally i was like this it would be every person from from the staff like the other girls that work there he's like oh i know you got a tattoo down there come on what you say and then he's like oh like he every girl that comes in that's like you know my husband's you know just got arrested and he's like you know well maybe you get a new husband like he goes yeah he's a dog he's like dog guy it's just like that's a defunct character and but he's still on

it right he's a new because he's like i don't know i'm talking about 25 years ago you're talking about mark harman i don't know is that his name't know. This is 25 years ago. You're talking about Mark Harmon? I don't know. Is that his name? I think so. I mean, if it's who you're talking about, he's still the star of the show today. Really?

Well, he went, go watch some new episodes, see how it's changed. Okay. I'll report back with the new ones, but basically that guy would definitely be, uh, he's like,

there's no chance that that, like that guy working in Hollywood, you know, like average kind of decently looking like actor-y looking guy, white guy. Yeah. That was a probably, those guys were booking stuff. You know what I mean? Dane Cookie style look.

Whereas now, I just think about how depressing it is to be that fucking model of a guy trying to be an actor right now. Dude, think about if you're just like a hot chick trying to be a model too. I don't know. Chicks get better deal than white guys. Well, they get a better deal because you can just like a hot chick trying to be a model, too. I don't know. Chicks get better deal than white guys. Well, they get a better deal because you can just marry a rich guy and whatever. Yeah, but you get a better deal because you can be like a fucking oppressed woman, you know? Not if you're white.

Not if you're like a fucking 10 and white and skinny. Some of them are pulling it off, I guess. I don't know. It's tough, tough. Definitely, that show's got some defunct fucking people. Even the boss, he walks around and he like slaps people on the head and stuff like that. You're just like, all right. I'm going to have to watch an episode of NCIS.

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It's Jordan Peterson. I got the clip. Oh, yeah. So Jordan Peterson, as you know, we've been saying he's a little grumpy lately, right? A little grumpy. Grumpy P little grumpy Grumpy P right? Grumpy P Grandmaster Grumpy P Grandmaster Grumpy P And this was one

When this came out So Jordan Peterson Took the big money deal At Daily Wire right? He took the Neil Young Fucking Spotify deal He took the money bags right? And my buddies

Were even sending me Like what's going on with Jordan Peterson? And I go, he's grumpy now. I'm just telling everyone. I go, yeah, he's grumpy now. Oh, he's grumpy. So this is what he posted. And I'm not taking down that tweet or acknowledging that my tweet violated the Twitter

rules. Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who. Twitter's a rat hole in the final analysis. And I... Okay, it just goes on and on. But basically he's in like a dark room. It's a little movie. Yeah, yeah. But Up Yours was killing me. Up Yours

Twitter! You know how to do the thing. So Jordan Peterson, yeah, he posted the you know, Elliot Page thing saying she's a dude or whatever. Yeah. He said, I think those are exact words. He just called her, he dead named her. He said, he thing saying she's a dude or whatever yeah he said i think those are exact words he just called her but he dead named her he said he goes she's a dude and he spelt dude d like a zero zero d but that's insane that is a legit violation of fucking twitter's policy it is insane it's a crazy thing like that that can get you kicked off of Twitter.

The up yours legitimately made me laugh, and then I watched it three more times. Up yours! Up yours! The N is beside the M on the keyboard. If he wrote E-L-L-E-M page, does he get kicked off? Is that a violation? No. Just one letter. I think it's one letter off yeah well that's the thing so you know he's making a whole publicity statement and as you

know i'm currently kicked off of tiktok i know so i got my profile taken down from tiktok at 350k yeah up yours tiktok that's what i'm saying suck my cock tiktok at least all jordan peterson has to do is delete his tweet i don't even know how to get mine back I have to literally go to fucking tick-tock headquarters start sucking dude you're literally fucking one-way ticket to Beijing up yours tick-tock I can't do the impression I need to do my lit video you know what I mean my video that's fucking lit no but like darkly dimly lit video it's me sitting there with a bunch of you know japanese kind of you know chinese uh anime in the background and stuff like this i go you chinese rats oh yeah let's see how that goes i got double kicked off whatever platform you

post that on run is gonna be fucking platformless. Now you listen here, GG Ping. We'll see who cancels who. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick suck my cock. You know what? Tick tock. First they come for Ryan Long.

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If the CCP's listening. No, the thing is, if the CCP was listening, they only listen in 30 second increments because that's their attention span. Yeah, that's their attention span. So they already had to flip it up to another podcast. That's what the CCP is like. People have to listen to other people.

They have that set up like a TikTok. So they're just like conversation, conversation, conversation. Nothing. Nothing. You see that guy Alex Berenson's back on Twitter? What happened to him? What's his deal? He was a big fucking like anti-vax guy who got booted off of twitter and then he sued twitter and then they put him back on today

and he's not like him and elon musk had a back and forth because he basically said that like the government like requested he's not allowed to talk about it because he has this like are you you're gonna air it out no no it's on twitter i'm saying he's not allowed to talk about because uh uh elon mus Musk was specifically like, so what did the government do to get you kicked off Twitter? And he's like, I'm not allowed to discuss that as part of whatever. There's an ongoing suit or whatever the fuck. But he basically sued Twitter and he's back on today.

And he's like this really notorious anti-vax guy. He was on Rogan. Well, I know another guy that got kicked off a platform and he got his lawyers involved and that's how he got it back on oh there you go I think it was alright well we need so we need a fucking video guy

and we need a lawyer Che told me this but I'm not sure I think Che Durena told me this and it might have been fucking Nima but it was someone someone that got lawyers involved and the fucking lawyers got their fucking account back the lawyers of the team the dream team bust down the door they go we want him back they go this is facebook he goes all right where's twitter

is their offices nearby i was told it was in a big one in san francisco district of social media companies no he comes back shit, we want our client back. I'm doing the Jewish voice. We want our client back on TikTok. He goes, this is Snapchat. Keep it moving. Keep it moving, pal. You want four doors down.

This is Uber Eats. All right. Keep it going. I wonder if Peterson was- Up yours, TikTok. Up yours, Snapchat. Yeah. That's what happens when they ban me.

Yeah. Jordan Peterson, at least he can get his back. I don't even have to get mine back. I think I will because I've been messaging him. It's honestly, for him, it's better. I'm being such a pain. I'm bothering everyone and using every connection I have. I'm pestering people, yeah. I mean, for him, it's honestly, I think, better that he's not on there anymore.

Way better. He's doing damage to the plane damage way better yeah not better for us though i started enjoying it yeah not better for us but better for him i think i was enjoying the outburst how are we gonna know which supermodels he thinks hot and which ones he doesn't wouldn't smash that's a good point that's the honest the truth is jordan peterson was using his was using twitter as his own personal smasher pass. I'm sure that'll be one of his shows on fucking Daily Wire. It's Smasher Pass with Jordan Peterson. Pass. Pass.

Pig. Pass. Smasher. Wouldn't smash with your dick. I wouldn't smash with Ben Shapiro's Sister's cock Alright Jordan Let's get you back on those SSRIs

We were kind of thinking you would do a show About cultural and culture wars And stuff And you would have thought wrong Fuck You can do a good piece and culture wars and stuff and you would have thought wrong fuck you can do a good piece I was really yeah

Jordan we gave you 20 million dollars here I know we kind of said you had created a job he used to smash your pads if he passed the big button the dunk kicks

yeah you spent a lot of money on the on the floor so you could have the fucking floor drop out and send them out welcome to jordan peterson dude you know how many fucking daily wire subscribers they would get if they've new ones if they go there's a show called Smash Your Ass with Jordan Peterson. Shit. Pass.

Pass. I'm not putting the Canadian accent on it. You gotta put the Canadian accent. Pass. That real Alberta. Yeah, it's Alberta. You gotta get that fucking bird in there. I can't do it. That's great though.

Jordan Peterson, Smash Your Ass. Jordan Peterson, we pants Jordan Peterson we really okay he walks into the Daily Wire office and he goes alright gather around everyone

I've decided what I'm gonna do Jordan Peterson's bachelor and then there'll be like one trans no there'll be like one trans woman

it's called Jordan Peterson's honey pot Jordan Peterson's trap catch the's trap let's catch the trap catch the trap catch the trap jordan peterson all right he starts smaller he just gives them all some um she's she's quite ugly i think that's the one we'll get her out of here anyways very ugly not beautiful

ah shit Jordan Peterson smash your back here's how you get them all together okay alright there you go that was good oh yeah there's one last thing that's making me laugh about that article.

So in a turn of events, it's funny reading this in the article, conservative nonprofit PragerU declared that the organization stands with Jordan Peterson. Oh! Really? We could have gone either way. I wasn't sure. Yeah, we had a meeting of the minds over at PragerU. It was a close call.

It was a close call. It was a close call. We almost went the other way. They have their own version of the Supreme Court. It was a five to four decision, but we sided with Jordan Peterson. Yeah, Dennis Prager almost fucking put his hammer down and said we're releasing the article. We support Jordan Peterson's deplatforming. It was either that.

It was like, yeah, we had two buckets and we sort of did a coin toss. It was either we support Jordanerson's deplatforming it was either that it was like yeah we had two buckets and we sort of did a coin toss it was either we support jordan peterson's deplatforming or we stand with peterson it's just so crazy that like these platforms can have different rules like why does something get you kicked off of twitter and not youtube uh yeah that is how is there i know i mean obviously i'm sure it's been said a million times but how is there not just like a standard Rule that applies To all social media Who should make that rule Danny you

Yes Me and Jordan Peterson DPJP That'd be okay show DPJP And then he starts Banging you And you go

Wait a second That's No no Pass Pass Pass My name is DP Well I wouldn't have Got you if I didn't do that.

I got a little closer there. Bite down. Well, I wouldn't have hired you. What am I doing wrong? Fuck. You got to do Kermit from Alberta. Well, I wouldn't have hired you. How's that?

It's all right. Just a quick head in there. My Jewish might even be worse than that. No, it's better. Anyways, shout out to JP. JP. Yeah, but okay. We're gonna do this is a goodie good uh goodie a newie but a goodie yeah okay so it's a slate article right you know the slate that people ask for their advice so should i remove my son from an activity because he loves it

Because I'm morally opposed to it And basically it's a woman Her son's in Boy Scouts And she says the Boy Scouts are She doesn't like them A little too based A little too based for Based Scouts

Exactly right My seven year old cunt is in Cub Scouts He's seven years old right And he loves it Me not so much Not so much And not so much. So basically, you know, he's kind of learned to use a knife.

And she was like, well, did they finish teaching you what you do with the knife? When does he learn how to sew? When does he learn how to cut the wang off? I mean, they do learn how to sew, though. Yeah, you're right. That is, like, my friend, only guy I know in my life who can sew is my friend Cohen. He's really good at sewing, and he learned it in fucking Cub Scouts. But she's probably looking at his badges, and's like hiking you know like fucking and none of them

are like you know you could get him to work on fucking cranking out pink pussy hats that's what i'm saying you could do that you're right so that's a good one but she doesn't have any like doing the dishes she doesn't have any like being an ally medals she doesn't have any ally badge stopping islamophobia no. That does not exist. It seems to go against everything I've been trying to teach my boys. There's a lot of God and patriotism, so there's some godly men out there. At every meeting, they promise to be clean and reverent, to do their duty to God, and be morally straight, which makes them cringe.

Anything straight sort of makes her cringe, right? What the fuck are you telling me about straight? It's like, no, we just want him to stand straight i still don't like it yeah okay you could i mean i guess you could probably do the boy scouts without god but i guess that's i guess this is a part of it i'm sure there is a version yeah and i'm sure there's a new york non-god godly yeah i'm sure there's a no god boy scouts alternative i She says, we are atheists, which the program technically bans. I didn't know that Boy Scouts

said they technically ban atheism. When she says technically, I feel like there's a very loose interpretation happening right there. Yeah. I don't think,

it's like for seven-year-olds to go fucking hiking. Yeah, seven-year-olds, I don't really know about God. Go get the fuck out of here. You're banned. Banned. Banned.

Banned. Banned for life. That seems unlikely, right? Yeah. Shouldn't have, I guess't really know about God. Get the fuck out of here. You're banned. Banned. Banned. Banned. Banned for life. That seems unlikely, right? Yeah. I guess you also, like, you know, maybe just don't put him in the first place if it's like if it's a... Yeah, you can learn how to tie knots like a lot of... It's like, well, it's obvious this woman doesn't want her son in Boy Scouts.

She wants her son in, like, you know... Girl Scouts. She legitimately wants her son in Girl Scouts. That's correct. And you know what? That's what I was kind of thinking even. I bet you this is the type of thing in like six months we'll see an article pop out like why my son's in Girl Scouts now. You know what I mean? And that's okay.

And everyone else's son should be. Didn't they do a thing where you can put boys in Girl Scouts now or something? Yeah, they've had. No, they'd be girls in Boy Scouts. Or whatever. I don't think anyone's doing it the other way around. It's always just girls trying to get involved in guys' things. I mean, if you're fucking a real ally with your son, son you'd be like fucking i'm gonna do you a solid right

here throw you over in the girl scouts enjoy yeah you're gonna be an ally and that you're uh lying down son's a bit of a pussy hound put him in girl scouts bit of a hound but yeah they it is uh the girls were always trying to get in the boy scouts because they're Bit of a hound But yeah It is The girls were always trying to get in the boy scouts They're like why do they have to go to girl scouts Well then tell girl scouts to fucking Teach fucking throwing rocks and stuff If that's what you want to do

There was all these parents of girls They were like why can't my girl learn about Fucking jail yard etiquette Yeah Starting fires I don't know tell them tell them to do that but i think the idea is like you know you're a bunch of you're around a bunch of boys it's not a co-ed event you're going to be a boy um up until recently the boy scouts also

had anti-gay policies not for the leaders if you know those whole thing it's like if you want to kids you become a scout master that's a pretty i mean it's hacky at this point it is hacky to say it basically the bottom line is it's just all things that have uh little all things where it's like a grown man that isn't related that gets to go work with a bunch of kids always uh it's always the little bit of a fishy guy that goes to get involved in that platform yeah actually that's not true my friend's dad i thought she pretty reasonable Well my friend who did the scouts And his dad was like a scout master Yeah if you're in it

Like your son's in it I just said without the son Oh right right yeah Okay if right now I told you I'm gonna go coach grade 6 Fucking you know some grade 6 team You'd be like Alright what are you doing

But if I said my If you had a son that was on the team It's like obviously super normal You're gonna teach grade six male trampolines? Why can't we should really start normalizing just lone wolf single dudes just teaching sports? Normalizing it? They're pedophiles. What are you talking about?

I'm kidding. Oh, I see what you're saying. He's a scoutmaster but not a monster. Yeah. Roy's like, what do you mean? They're pedophiles. I'm a boy scout but I'm not a monster. It's like, what do you mean? They're pedophiles! I'm a boy scout but I'm not a monster.

It seems like a no-brainer that this group isn't for us but my son loves it. Our den gives the option of community service instead of going to the church for the duty of god badge that's that's the the the thing we've talked about before where it's like i mean it is the you know the where we grew up version of like uh uh or i guess the growing up in the church the christian area version of like i'm joining the metal band and worshiping the devil right yeah

but it's just like it's it's funnier the other way around where it's like the like hipster mom being like you better not be praying in there totally i go i mean again dude like this whole fucking scouts thing is because they have this like duty to god bad no you walk started when there were no atheists dude you walk yeah totally but you walk in your son's on his knees you go there better be a dick somewhere where is he no i swear there's a guy in the closet with his pants down there fucking better be you're fucking praying what's that book i swear i'm just using as a gum rag mom he's got like a fucking giant playboy opens it up it's cut out there's a bible giant playgirl yeah yeah playgirl she goes fucking right yeah he has a giant a gay porn like fucking calendar like shawshank style anal gangbang number four and you open it up and it's a tiny bible

then he's got his squeaky he's gonna read the bible under his bed i get you praying in there there's gonna be consequences it seems like a no-brainer that this group isn't for us okay other than the pledge in the beginning i've heard comments about masks and losing freedoms i've even seen a Let's Go Brandon flag in one of the leader's garage. Right? Can you imagine? My word. Oh, my word.

A Let's Go Brandon flag. But overall, people have been friendly and welcoming and hasn't talked about politics, but that must have been a horror. I guess this girl lives somewhere probably where most people are pretty normal, right? It's probably like Dallas. I mean, you're not going to see a Let's Go Brandon flag

in the home of someone living in New York? Yeah, Los Angeles, right? No. Except for Kodak Black. He fucking hates Brandon. Oh, really? Dude, Kodak Black got pardoned by Trump and he always has these new videos where it's like he got a new Trump flag and he's just like

he does these videos of just like him you know, the rappers's just like he always has these new videos where it's like he got a new trump flag and he's just like he does these videos of just like him you know the rappers will just like randomly post like i'm talking to camera for five minutes kind of saying nothing yeah he does these like rambling videos where it's just like you know joe we got to get that motherfucking joe out he goes trump uh you know we only gave him four years you know motherfuckers need eight years to you know get it done you know he's going on and on right but he does these like all the time i mean yeah biden's objectively not great so yeah there's that too well kodak also uh got like escaped 10 years of jail because of donald trump he got a fucking full part yeah fair to say you might have the quite the affinity towards him oh yeah like obviously oh yeah but seeing a let's go brandon flag must be legitimate horror show for her you know what

i mean yeah just like she i mean i'm sure she would feel exactly the same way if she went to someone's garage and there was a fuck trump there right she would be like just this is she'd uh no she saw swastika she would say obviously you were kidding i just didn't have the punch for me okay so i was like i was giving you the benefit of the doubt i'm like maybe you aren't kidding because i hope i hope you're not kidding. Oh. I hope that wasn't supposed to be funny. I hope that was supposed to not be funny. Let's go. Brandon would do her in.

If she fucking has her son ever comes and has anything fucking, she even mentions the name Brandon. Her ears are going to perk up. There are a lot of people whose children are named brandon who are like biden supporters who probably that's all they have to yeah they're like hey hope brandon does good and you're like what the fuck is this yeah they're like giving fucking nicknames to their kids just until biden's out of office that must be such an annoying thing for someone yeah like a like a super fucking hardcore anti-Trump guy.

Your son's name is Brandon. That must do you. There's a lot of them. Put you in the fucking loony bin. I bet you there's a lot of those. I've talked to my son about why I don't think we should continue, but he's just seven and wants to go build cars and go fishing. It's pretty funny, right?

Dude, you have to sit your son down and your son's like hey mom i'm gonna go yeah why why can't i go to scouts this week and you go there's a let's go brandon flag in the garage you go what is that and you go it's about joe biden you go who's that that guy that you love more than dad is that about this guy that you always talk about more than you talk about and he goes i don't know what the president I don't really know what a president is, but I want to go fishing. I don't think you're listening to me. They talked about freedom. You're done with the Cubs, okay?

They talked about freedom. Are you fucking not listening? But I like freedom. They don't like masks. This guy, you know what's also possible? That this guy, he gets to go to like take his mask off for two seconds. You know what I mean? It's probably the only two hours a fucking week he gets to take his mask off.

He's the one kid in like the group photo, the whole scout, and he's got the mask on. Totally. He's got the N95 on even, you know, in the middle of the woods by himself. Yeah. That's the only time he gets a little bit of breathe freedom. It doesn't help that his best friend's parents are the leaders of the program. Sounds like your kids are going to be fine. Like normal boys go.

Yep. And he goes, with the recent Supreme Court rulings, I just can't stomach these meetings anymore. Kid, you can't get abortions anymore. So you can't go to Cubs anymore. What's an abortion? Well, when me, your dad, and some of our orbits get together. These guys should turn it up on her. You know what I mean?

Just show up and be like, we got you some cupcakes. Like, you know, election was stolen cupcakes. Just shit like that. She's literally turning her kid into a Republican. 100%. And he is supposed to march in the 4th of July parade. It gets worse. There's Let's Go

Brandon Flakes kicking around. They talked about freedoms. They don't like masks and on top of everything. Now he's marching in a parade. No, I know. At first I thought, good. Guess which parade? Yes, obviously. Sadly it wasn't the one in June. Yeah, obviously

that was my initial thought too i was so proud of him do you think maybe there's i even bought him a ball gag maybe that's the deal i go look if you march in gay pride i'll let you march on fourth of july it's like i'm seven fireworks went pretty hard and uh uh where we went to on fourth of of July yeah but where were they on the Hudson River yeah they were alright the good ones are on the East River one guy kept botching it though

he probably yelled out 9 times grand finale yeah yeah the guy behind us yeah grand finale and you're like it's pretty clear when it's the grand finale cause like

I know this guy was botching it the tempo like clearly picks up yeah but we had a big we had a grand finale he said it like 3 times dude the 3rd time I think he started

well he kept saying it and then I think he got so bad that he kept missing it. It became a joke to him. I was yelling it out. I was like, This guy has botched it. But they were rocking. The fireworks were pretty solid. And I went to the Rockaway Beach

first too. I had a whole fucking big day. Tell you what, when you go an hour outside of the city, there's a 8,000% increase in dudes hosing off their driveways. Well, they have driveways. There's just an 8,000% increase

in driveways. There's places around. It's like the Seinfeld episode where the guy's always hosing it off. But something about when you turn 50 that your driveway just needs to be hosed,

you know? Yeah. Yeah, you gotta hose it. Older men love that was like an italian thing it's a any ethnicity any like white ethnicity i think i don't think my dad's ever hosed their driveway uh yeah but you know what i mean i obviously don't mean jewish they don't like anything physical but you know what i mean like no then my dad does physical shit all the time my dad's fucking laid the driveway laid pipe on your little bricks for

the driveway but he just doesn't. Really? Yeah. He did it himself, but he doesn't fucking hose that shit down. Well, it's more of like Italian, Portuguese, Macedonian, you know, that kind. Those Macedonians. Those types. Yeah. Greek. Greek guys like hosing a driveway down.

Gotta have a nice, clean drive. They like a nice, clean driveway. He's supposed to go to the 4th july parade but i have no desire to celebrate america right now i've checked and i cannot find any different groups in our area so she wants to pull him out and put him in like a you know uh we don't like brandon brandon's bad scouts yeah she wants to put him in girl scouts obviously but the husband says you know it could be wrong to make him quit the husband must be uh he might be fucking pansy as well but but he's he goes my husband says it's wrong of me to make him quit but he's seven isn't my

job to teach him morals i'm so torn what to do so this is a brainwashed mom that'd be a fucking pain in the ass but this is this is uh all my suspicions though then we've said some version of it was like when i hear this mom talk it just reminds me so fucking much of my one friend who had like the most overprotective mom ever where it was like she wanted you know the type of one mom that's like you wear a life jacket in the pool you know showing up like you'd be at he'd be at someone's house and he wouldn't have called her in two hours and he would just drive around like find where we're skateboarding and just like show up and be like get in the car yeah it was just like the most overprotective person in the world and that's those people got to now think to themselves like no i'm actually like on the i'm uh saving the world but not only i'm not some like unprotective

mother i'm like on the right side of history of course you know what i mean i'm fighting fascism by like oh my god me giving my kid elbow. I don't know if there's a more misused word right now than fascism and fascists and all that shit. That's when Alex Stein was getting protested and all these people were calling him a fascist. And I'm like, you're trying to like shut down a comedy show. Yeah.

I think you're the fascists. I know. Um, but one more thing is that you were, so you were talking about this, just for labs nft you've been on this right i've been on it i just was the other night i was sitting at home lamenting all my crypto losses yeah and then i was like just you know trying to learn oh i don't have them anymore but i was trying to just you know maybe learn something about what you you sold everything

i haven't had any crypto for fucking six months oh okay yeah yeah um but uh i anyways but i was just thinking about it and then i just remembered these shitty just for laughs nfts that came out i mean dude it's one of those things when you're in a bubble when you're on the out when you're on the other side of the bubble you go like there was there could not have been more yeah it's like looking back holy fuck they were just hitting you over the head nonstop. Just nonstop hitting you over the head. But yeah, I just remembered. Oh yeah, there was these just for laughs.

Some guy was like, you end up being violent and the girl being like, there was no signs cut back to him just punching your eyeball. Exactly. And just like, you know, fucking doing this thing with the knife. No signs. But anyway, fucking doing this thing with a knife. No signs. But anyways, Just for Laughs,

I believe it was one day or two days after Bitcoin topped. Okay. Within one or two days, Just for Laughs, which is like the comedy organization, they have the festival, announced that they were coming out with Just for Laughs NFTs. And it wasn't even like bits by comedians it was it looked like an nba top shot but it was just like they're fucking that weird

green guy yeah and it was probably not even that famous of comedians either no there were no comedians oh they weren't even comedians it was just like the just for laughs logo and like the fucking green guy that does the mascot yeah exactly right and it like spins around or whatever like i don't know it was it was less i mean again that none of them have utility but this was like really nothing really crap and then it's a picture of a fucking tv logo it's like a little animation it's like i gotcha but like but yeah you know it's a little animation. It's a little spoiler. I gotcha, but like, you know, it's an animation for like a TV show. Who has such an affinity to the Just for Laughs brand?

No one. That they want to own this? Zero. Like, dude, honestly, if you go, okay,

show me like an episode, a clip from Just for Laughs gags, like closer to like a top shot of you pushing, like you go to some woman and you're like, hey, can you just like watch my baby?

And then, you know, they sk away, and then someone comes in, and they push the baby in oncoming traffic. And then the woman's in tears because she thinks the baby just died. I'll buy that one, I guess. That's something. This is just nothing. That's something. Can you do the guy with the blind cane or the cop?

All that stuff. You know, like a fucking porta potty. Someone goes, I've got to use the porta potty. Just realize I'm such bangers. By the way, just realize G like a fucking porta potty. Like someone goes, I got to use the porta potty. Just realize that's such bangers. By the way, just realize gags. Gags is like the whole, that's the whole thing. Anyways, but you know the one where the guy goes, can I just, a blind guy goes to use the porta potty. And then the construction company comes and takes the porta potty away with the guy in it.

They were the corniest gags and I still loved them. Some of them are really good and the show's genius because there's no speaking. That's the whole reason. It's because French people made a show so they made it with no speaking because that's the only way

it could be worldwide but they basically would have 40 times a season they'd have a blind guy falling into a manhole and then people would just jump in the manhole after them

and then they'd be like, gotcha. It was great. It was honestly great. The cop pulls you over and his pants actually fall off and he's got a bra and panties on. Totally, totally. Which would be offensive now. Yeah.

Or it'd be people pull over. Yeah, you go, what's wrong with that? Why is this funny? Exactly. Not funny here. Pitching that in the room now. But yeah, anyways. Some of the ones were so stupid because mostly when you do these kind

of gags the idea is you get a reaction but some of them were just a gag where it's like then they just cut to the person's face and people are like whoa like they weren't involved like there's one where basically a guy with a blind cane a lot of blind cane gags he's walking on a construction site and he accidentally walks in the construction site onto the beam and then he was walking on the beam without noticing it and then the beam goes right up to the next beam yeah yeah yeah i know but they just keep like like mr magoo style and they just keep cutting to people's faces that are like because there's nothing they could do even so it's like there's no payoff for the bit right so i'm looking right now at the just for laughs uh nfts uh they're all sold out uh their first nft which was at a winning bid of i wonder if this is still worth this uh five thousand

one hundred and ten dollars it's uh for the first ever that sounds like someone's pumping the audience laughed for the first time i'm sure someone who worked there bought yeah just someone pumping it yeah yeah like it was a wash sale. But anyways, yeah. So they had these NFTs. And I was just thinking, you know, I wonder if that was a good marker of the top. And it was the absolute. It was literally the day before it crashed.

I mean, it didn't crash because it didn't crash all at once. It started going down. No, that was the top. That was the top. The literal top was just for them. If you sorted fucking crypto. $5,000 picture of their logo of their logo it just says ha ha ha and the description is july 1983 the audience laughed

for the very first time at just for laughs i'd love to see what trash gary v and logan paul sold the day before the top two you know what i mean like and i mean they're still doing him no i know but like what was gary v what kind of fucking nonsense was Gary Vee hawking the day before the top? Oh, who knows? An NFT of a strand of his hair. But I will say, at least the Gary Vee stuff, you go, okay. But he has these conventions, and at least there's something. This is less than nothing.

You show up to someone's house, you go, oh, you want to see my sick NFT collection? You go, what do you got, Bored Apes? You got Mutant Apes? You go, no, I had this just for laughs. It was the first time they ever did a thing in 1983. Picture their logo. Yeah, their logo. Or Victor.

Oh, shit. The Victor collection. Okay. And then before we go, I have a bit of a surprise for you. Yeah. I looked on. I looked on. It's not Project Veritas showing up, is it?

I got a bit of a surprise for you. Who's at the door? It's fucking James O'Keefe. Listen, you fucking Jew. What did I do? No. So, you know a certain Facebook group, a certain blank trading zone? Yeah.

So there's a zone that's a venting zone. And I dated a girl that was in it six years ago yeah and then she let me into the thing and our early early days of the podcast we used to read all the yeah that was the best with the fucking the chick who wouldn't was mad that her son was peeing and i thought that i was kicked out of it but i think someone just shut it down and it's back up because i just randomly had one show up on my feed so i went and do a deep dive and it's still kicking i'm back in and it's basically it started out as this facebook group i can't you have to get invited in and there's no way that someone like me would slip by again before no now you have to get like

recommendations and it's very tight-knit group right but somehow i'm in it and they have hadn't noticed yet so for now for now yeah but basically i'm not that's why i'm not saying it because i know people are going to try to get in and then they're going to ruin it for me. Smart. But it used to be my favorite thing to screenshot and send everything, but it started out with people being like,

ugh, someone cut in front of me in line today, or slow walkers are so annoying, and then within a year and a half, it turned into like, my uncle's an Islamophobe! Yeah, yeah, yeah. As you will. My fucking... I just had to find out

that my uncle voted republican in 1974 i mean is there anything better than the girl who's just mad at her son because he won't pee sitting down nothing's better than that that was from that that seems like a real troll that's like a 4chan troll you're like no this is where that was from yeah that's where that was from yeah okay so that's if everyone remembers this is when we were in miami and we were covering this but i thought it was kicked out of it but i just got two of the this is i didn't even go back that far because i was you know i'm just taking it easy i might indulge myself later tfw you hear people slagging by folks as they what's the f isn't that like trigger warningigger warning. It's trigger warning.

What's F? T-F-W. I don't know. Look at her. Trigger fucking warning? Trigger fucking warning. Trigger fucking warning. They take it seriously.

Oh, that feel when? That feel when. Yeah, I figured it was some girl shit. That feel when. That feeling when. yeah i figured it was never heard that okay some girl shit that feel when that feeling when okay feeling when that makes sense you hear people slagging by folks as they walk past the buy booth during pride wow thanks rainbow colored friends so basically they're starting to eat themselves no but like yeah i know but also it's like i can't imagine like you were at Pride at the bi booth, and all the gay people are walking by like, what's up, bi's?

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, look, it's the bi's. Why don't you fucking beat it? You're not welcome here. You know what I mean? Yeah, shouldn't you be having sex with everyone? Yeah.

But she's like, she basically said like, uh, like, well, she says you heard them slagging her off. So it's like, you know, a bunch of like actual gays coming by and being like, like,

it's a fucking bias. That's like women and men. Yeah. They're bisexual. They have sex with men and they're losers. They're by two things, losers and unwelcome here. Let go boys you know what i mean let's get out of here boys before the bi people try to come with us i mean jj always said they

beat it by they weren't very uh inclusive in the lgbt community i just think that's so fucking funny a bunch of like gay guys walking off. Like, you know, they're all touching each other's asses. They're basically like a hockey locker room. Really? Yeah, really like a hockey locker room. It's all jocks. And this fucking, you know, fat chick's just sitting there like at the booth. In her booth.

Manning the bi booth. Manning the bisexual booth. Beat it, bi's. And then this one. I got another one that's up here that's related to you in some way. Okay. A Facebook friend said that they're going to host their fourth birthright trip because, you know, I guess they have hosts, right?

Yeah. And that's when you go to Israel. And had the fucking nerve to say yalla at the end of her post. I commented, please do not use an arabic word to celebrate unless of course this birthrights changed their curriculum to talk about apartheid and illegal settlements yeah they haven't and she goes yeah i guess they're gonna block me but i d g a f oh she didn't give a fuck. So yeah, that's the question. The million dollar question.

So when they do birthright, do they talk about that yet? It might be sneaking in there, to be honest. Because for sure. Some woke birthright people? The problem is a lot of the fucking people into all that shit are actually pretty woke for most aspects of their lives. But that's where there becomes this dissonance. Not the ones that go on trips to Israel, probably. No, for sure some of their lives. But there is that. Maybe. That's where there becomes this dissonance. Not the ones that go on trips to Israel, probably.

No, some of them are. No, no. For sure some of them are. You'd think they're pretty pro-Israel, no? They are, but they're also like, you know, shit's got to change. And some of them are like the super- Who would be an example

of a super pro-Israel person that's like- Well, they're just super woke people. And then, but they're also- I mean, I don't know a specific example, but I can promiseah silverman type yeah exactly and they go like yeah i don't know she's not like that's what i mean it's like i she's like probably a person that's like woke and proud to be jewish or whatever but also not like so in the game she's like you know corresponding with israel to do birth well no they're not like to the point where they're like israel shouldn't exist but a lot of the people are like you know israel has the right to exist blah blah like this is

we should be here all that stuff and then there's people who are like you know maybe like they're we can have this but also like we need to fix that with that like kind of that stuff but you think it might be fair to say that they haven't made that change yet i doubt it not on the official tour no but there's i'm certain those people who feel that way who go on the tour the self-flagellators if you well this girl's not fucking happy about it one bit this girl's not happy about anything let me tell you i can if i had a guess but i'm happy i'm happy that these guys are back in my life yeah that'd be good for the pod good for the pod they're so perfect there's a lot this can

replace the fact that we got banned from uh the the girl site the oh female we didn't get banned they got rid of it they got rid of it yeah they just we should go back on there well we have our new female dating strategy which is this this uh this facebook This venting zone. The venting zone. Oh, shit. Okay. Anyways, yeah. So we, I'm not sure what, how many, we did the month where we did two episodes.

We're going to probably do sporadically two episodes here and there. But when we figure out, finally get like a, you know, sort of an actual producer situation or uh down we're gonna do them uh probably we're probably gonna eventually get into that every week but more but more this was just a taste it was a taste to get you know to get people to subscribe to the channel and i thought people did so thank you that's great thank you but yeah also um we will do that but more so now it's like we have a few ones that'll be also it's like for example if we have someone that's like you know let's do this sunday we'll just put it out so we don't have to

like you know wait seven days but then there's also people that message us that we probably wouldn't normally do in a weekend episode that we'll just do that so we're just like more versatile right now and those tuesday ones it doesn't even have to come out it's just like we have this option to sort of put them out whenever too as well absolutely emergency pods for emergency pod yeah exactly yeah dog um and we sort of had our first viral uh yeah like the destiny one did like almost 150 across everything already yeah which is there you know and it's gonna keep i'm sure they'll keep going yeah on the tube so see you all next week or if you really like patreon.com slash the boys cast bonus episode every single week an hour and i gotta we gotta actually our live stream happened last week but

we do them the first of every month and we have uh so we are doing one tonight but we also have a a couple other bangers for the patreon too yeah we do always on over there and also also the live streams we do are up after as well so yeah we if you want to do even just even if you want to just listen to the audio of the patreon we put the live stream both and we do yeah but if you want to come on board and drink some claws with the boys you want to come on board come on fucking we'll be drinking claws he'll be coming on board not bO-R-E-D, if you know what I'm saying. Shout out, Norm. All right.

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