The Boyscast with Ryan Long - JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY & LONG COVID

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

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alleged man cave you go because you can't fucking listen to boys guys that's why and also Danny sort of had a you sort of had a pretty good prediction actually because you said uh probably like months ago you said long COVID you're going to hear over the next little bit everyone talking about long covid right and that it's the new fake fake ailment right yeah yeah so new hot fake ailment the new hot fake ailment and they've done it's kind of we saw in canada they have this article that they're basically saying um there needs to be more representation for invisible disabilities and it's all the ones that like it'll be you know invisible disabilities are like i'm tired a lot you know what i mean and basically you know which didn't used to be a disability that

used to be grounds for being fired not wanting to go to work yeah i'm too tired and just depressed to go to work and they go okay you're fired yes and you're gonna fire a disabled guy you know what i mean so basically they just did this is like app the actual like hub of coronavirus like release information places you know what i mean yeah and this one's on globe of mail and says coronavirus update because they get the updates right it's sort of how the daily uh you know the hot off the press yeah hey hey hey coronavirus yeah but you know what i mean what they have the news where it's like anyone could go yeah yeah anyone could just print this right yeah and then they have the coronavirus updates everyone just gets the same ones the bureaus and they said long covid is taking a toll on the careers of mental health of women on the careers and mental health of women the careers and mental

really botched that line man wow that was a fucking that's a mouthful that's the thing i'm gonna learn to read on the new channel but you could blame that on long covid yeah exactly right well it's there's so many funny things about it but the first sort of funny thing about it is that just same thing they did with invisible disabilities they were saying it's like women yeah and just like everything it's like it's either true or it's not but they're just like when they say that it's affecting women more what they mean is's not but they're just like when they say that it's affecting women more what they mean is they've asked a bunch of women if they're experiencing fatigue yeah i go are you tired and i go i've always been tired you want an excuse for that

long covid and there's reason to believe maybe your chick won't be going into work any chance what are the odds that your next album is called long covid i've 100 maybe this job will be better than the last uh that guy that guy was apparently a pussy crusher by the way oh was adam duritz a pussy crusher what really get out maybe he kind of looks like you if you got dreads by the way i know dude he's i see him now because he's just like he reminds me so much of just like every kind of just whatever fucking dopey jewish guy i knew and right and but he just happened to be like a fucking hit maker jewish people more than other people when they control the more than other people i find maybe indian dudes a little bit but when they get uh successful they really become like hounds yeah like i know a

couple different like jewish that's a more the pussy crushers yeah hounds you know what i mean but i don't know if i know any successful jews really yeah i've never heard of him either that's his name it's a conspiracy ryan ryan just wants to get a bunch of conspiracies out before we move to the new channel maybe this job will be easier than the last so basically you know the question is how long until they because long it's the this is the twilight, or not twilight, but this is like the heyday for blaming stuff on long COVID. Oh my God. Dude, anything.

But it'll go away. But it's only chicks, right? It'll get abused. Well, that's, if anything, because we have a lot of male listeners, if anything, it's really the sweet spot for guys. We need to get on this. Because there's probably so few guys who have the nerve to say, I have long COVID. Yeah, that's why I couldn't get my assignment in on time.

So now is really the time where you can do it. Yo, why'd you bust so quick? Ugh, long COVID. Long COVID. Brain fog. Dude, why do you have receipts from the bathhouse and you go, honestly, long COVID. It's fucking affecting me so much, man. Also, I have monkey pox.

Forgot your birthday. Baby, baby, baby. That is sort of what it is. Will anybody have long COVID and long monkey pox at the same time yeah yeah i can't i can't believe that you forgot my birthday so basically all of the things that brain fogs the main one right yeah because we live in a society where everybody's glued to their phones which is kind of scrambling your brain a bit so for them to be like oh this is

this brain fog which is probably because of social media and just spending five hours a day on your phone but then they're like oh no it's it could be from a million things you know what i mean i'll tell you what it's not like being a woman it's sort of a chicken and egg situation right all these women have brain fog from covid or do these women you know are do they have brain fog because they're a woman yeah researchers look at the long-term effects of covid19 have found they seem to affect women more significantly than men and there's no clear respite in sight but yeah respite but the it this is all based on a study where they ask them also how, how do you quantify brain fog?

Well, you can't. This is an invisible disability. But that is such an unquantified, be like, okay, so what was your fogginess level? I imagine it's the spectrum, right? It's like fog. It's literal fog. No, you either have it or you don't.

So it's not like a blanket where you can't see, you know, so you're like, so what was it before COVID? You go, probably COVID. No, yeah, a little foggy. A little foggy, now super foggy foggy well there is something to be said about like yeah if you get sick maybe you're kind of like something for two days but it's like six months later being like i can't go to work no no i fully believe that people have long covid

in the sense where they have like lung capacity issues and they could probably be like yeah i like can't run ever but your brain's all foggy no but the thing we're go i just have brain fog you're like that's my only thing is i'm tired and i've brave well you know what i think you're depressed it's possible that people have this and it's true or whatever but the more even if that is the case it's going to be one percent of the people that are saying this actually have it for sure it's a catch-all a hundred percent but i'm saying like the people who you should feel bad about are the people who are like yeah i can't like I can't go for a walk anymore It exhausts me

And you go Could you walk before? And you go yes And you go okay There's going to be a lot of people Going to the doctor It's like 800 pounds You know what I mean?

It's just like Ah doctor I think my long COVID's acting up I can't get up the stairs And the doctor's like You're 1100 pounds And you go Yeah

And I have long COVID yeah i know right so long covid might be affecting me even more because there's more body for the long covid to get involved with so that was your prediction it sucks that we're pieces of shit too because if you're a big enough piece of shit in your regular life you can't really use that because people sniff it they say anxieties because of long covid this is one of the things they go different difficulty maintaining focus yeah but difficulty maintaining focus. Yeah, but difficulty maintaining focus, that's for sure some of all the social media

and everything like that. Yeah, exactly. But the, if you want to say, like, debilitating fatigue, that can be something. But you go, anxieties because of long COVID? Yeah, but think, well, sure. But again, debilitating is,

you wake up, you go, oh, look at your alarm clock. You go, I'm pretty sure I had a lot of COVID. You just fucking go back to bed and you go, is it debilitating or? You just kind of get comfortable in COVID not having to do a lot of shit. This is the normal workplace, I guess, is sort of different where you can, there is some element when you have a normal job where it's, you know, it's take advantage of as much as you can without getting fucking found out. Right. But in like any other sort of thing,

like imagine, I love it. It's always funny. Imagine a guy like on the oil rig being like, you know, I can't, you guys got to go carry this one. I'm going to stay down here.

I got long COVID and everyone's just like, yeah, don't come in tomorrow. How about that? Yeah, of course. You know what? I'm going to cut you at 12. i think construction workers being like hey i got a

i got that long covid so smoking a cigarette yeah you totally diminished lung capacity anyways i got brain fog so uh i'll be back in six months i got what the doctor calls brain fog and then they also did another one i just really because i just love when there's probably no real reason why any of these things would hurt more but it's kind of at the beginning of uh covid they were doing just like a hundred articles on why things were worse for women right but this one uh they said why uh climate change is worse for women and uh some of the things so this is like a star article and some or dw.com but some of some of the the reasons they came up with so they were just saying um in bangladesh nine times more women were killed by men by cyclone jorky so they're like it's worse for men because this one cyclone that happened uh more women were like

around the area that it killed them oh the cyclone yeah and then they go in australia twice as many women as men wanted to excavate to safety during uh devastating bushfires in 2019 in kenya women were last in line to receive food during a 2016 drought so it's like they're fucking being like well they're just picking like very circumstantial things where they go they had a food line in nigeria and the woman was last in line so that's another reason climate change therefore women are worse off yeah but you go across the board okay but in yeah in north america you go okay so if in new york city there's a food shortage do you think it's gonna be women at the back of the line

no okay so obviously that's not what i guess do you think it's going to be women at the back of the line? No. Okay, so obviously that's not the case. I guess they don't do in Kenya the women and kids first thing, huh? Fucking based Kenya. Well, I think their argument was the men have to do the harder work. Yeah, super based. They go, we fucking work all day.

We're first in line for food. You ladies get to the fucking back. Yeah, but the second part of that is, well, why do they have to work all day? It it's like because the girls get to stay home with kids and this guy has to go to a salt mine and they're like look at this this motherfucker has the nerve to get food first well yeah he has to now go to the salt mine for 12 hours so yeah you're right that's getting second portions of gruel yeah yeah this guy's getting a second portion of gruel are we and then you know obviously the going to war thing or whatever, right?

You got to go die, right? Yeah, the suicides. But by these, it's just such a funny way to do it because all they're doing is picking one thing and you go, okay, crime affects men more than women. It's like, why? It's like, well, more men are shot by criminals or whatever. You just go down the line of anything

and try to put it in that society but these ones some of them are so fucking funny they said during droughts women and girls are forced to walk further when they go to fetch water so the places and that also places them at greater risk of sexual violence so it's like yeah i mean i believe that but also like what's the guy doing in that scenario like fighting a fucking elk or something like so crazy right he's like they're just like i guess not okay so a climate change affects women worse than men and the reason for that is because well when some of the water dries up the people in society uh who have to go get water have to walk farther for the whim the

water and if they're walking farther then maybe they'll get raped yeah like that's the that's what there's that's a bitch yeah cut to her husband fucking punching a bison in the face or something being like just die already but it's like usually it's like if they're doing a list of 80 things what was the source like number 81, DW.com. Oh, DW. Number one is reasonable. And then number 40, it starts to be like, the watering hole is a little farther for them to walk to.

These guys are out of the gate. This almost becomes like an exercise. Uh-huh. Where you go like, how many things can I think of that, that are logically make sense? Yeah. And they said also, you know, some countries around the world, uh, women eat after the men. So this is what they're saying.

And it's like in those countries, it's worse. It's like, yeah, well, okay. You could any, well, any country where, you know, for example, like storms, right? Most men are hydro workers, right? So it's like, and that's like a dangerous job. And some people die doing hydro and you go, for example, like storms, right? Most men are hydro workers, right? So it's like, and that's like a dangerous job and some people die doing hydro and you go, okay, so every time there's like a really bad storm, the people that have to go on the electrical wires,

like the ones that actually fall and die or fall and, you know, get disabilities, that's a dude more times. And you go, okay, well, I think at the very least that evens out your argument that this girl has to walk farther to the watering hole. Yeah, you think, I know you think that. Just such a crazy pitch, man.

Yeah, I mean, again, this is kind of very theoretical argument making. Here's another good one. So too much water can have devastating effects. So floods that displace people or destroy toilets make more sanitation products scarce. So another reason that it's worse for girls is if there's like a flood it could ruin some of the toilets and then girls won't be able to go bleed into the toilets okay yeah okay this is the kind this is the kind of shit that you know what i mean this is the kind of thing where you can't you could never have this

debate in person not a chance you can't be like, and arguing for women is so-and-so and then arguing for men is, and you're like, and then you say this stuff and you're like. Yeah, well, it's like a chick you're dating or whatever

telling you like, you don't think it was harder for me? You know, for example, I had to walk, you know, I had to walk one mile farther and you just be like,

okay, well, I had to do this, this, this, this, this, this.

She goes, we're talking about me right now, Ryan. We're not talking about you. Such a man thing to to do and then they admit at the end of their article they go there is some things that affect men more and they go in the u.s men are twice as likely to die from heat related illnesses than women because of the jobs that they do and you're just like okay well isn't it pretty much wouldn't you wouldn't you say, so our thesis turns out to be wrong? Like at that point, if you go-

But you're a chump because you read to the bottom. They put it at the end. Women aren't allowed to have sanitation things. Sometimes they have to walk further to the watering hole. One time- They get stoned more. Well, that would probably not have anything to do with the climate change. But you don't think that maybe like erosion's making the rocks like smoother and then they

work better? What do you think about this for a meme? Wind erosion? Danny Polishuk, adulterers in India, getting stoned. Pretty good. You should hit with the handshake meme. Bending guitar notes. Yeah, yeah.

Danny at his grateful dead concerts those who went against the great allah i feel like i'm not far off contributing to this list though with my my erosion wind erosion stones what's your wind erosion stone i just said the wind erosion makes the stones smoother and then they're more impactful so it's worth you're right right you're right i'm not way off no you're right it's not that off of the type of stuff they're saying yeah we have the best fucking reddit thread later too in the episode so me and danny uh tj miller did a viewing party for the norm mcdonald thing so the norm mcdonald uh came out with this new special which basically just did his material on Zoom.

And then he put together this, like whatever, maybe 20 of us that watched it on a screen. So it was kind of like watching in front of an audience. And it was very, very cool, right? It was, it was really funny.

Also, I'm just very impressed with the thing that I was always like when I watched the Ricky Gervais special, I thought one of the things that I thought was good about him was that his misdirections, they always, you don't, you actually don't, he doesn't pick a thing that he doesn't agree with and then misdirect. So a lot of people will start with, for example, they would do a joke like, you know, I don't, I actually, if you think about it, I think women are stronger than men and then they would do a joke like you know i don't i actually if you think about it i think women are stronger than men and then they'll do something and then but when they do that women are stronger as men but you go what you think that it seems like something you don't think like or as a girl go i actually think that it's like where's he's good because where's he going with

this everyone's thinking where where are you going with this one because you know you don't actually think that so what i liked about ricky gervais was his uh his the positive thing i liked about him was his misdirections he goes uh like when he says i'm uh you know i know what it's like you know it's probably hard to be you know a minority where you're one percent or five percent and i'm uh and again and it feels like you're sticking the world whereas i'm a rich white multi-millionaire or whatever right yeah and that that seems like what it is already you know what i mean and then he switches and then he goes and we're only you know one percent so imagine how i feel yeah and but there was no point where you go why does he think that so i always hate jokes like that i do sometimes

where i'll do a joke where to get to what i need to say something that i i too much don't agree with and i hate the way that it like makes me feel where everyone's brain starts wandering and it kind of changes and then you change it back but the damage is already done for sure so i don't love that well because it also sows the seeds of like people because it honestly sows like sows a little distrust in the audience where they go exactly you just lost like a little bit of my trust that for future jokes that's so what it is and if you're trying to rely on this surprise and then they go they kind of like it they see

it coming a little more now yeah right because they were like well you lied to me back there so yeah now i'm looking out for lies so the norm mcdonald's special i thought it was the thing specifically that stuck out to me was he's just like the best at making like complex points without ever doing any sort of even like a little bit of preachiness yeah he's like the least preachy comedian that has like so many good points and hypocrisies because he plays like almost he has plays so dumb he plays so dumb because he has that kind of like hosiery you know he's like a talk like because can just this slow and very canadian i'm just so dumb yeah you kind of yeah like i mean he doesn't like not the way that was the head of the curve on uh liking sluts on account of we were mean to sluts they'd stop being sluts

the flight attendant joke was so funny that was what was that again the best one uh the one where he goes you know they when i was the female flight attendants they call them uh stewardesses you know and then he's like and then the male flight attendants because there was male flight attendants and we called them uh what do we call them and like literally in your head you're answering and he goes wait what were what were you going to say? Like talking to the audience. No, it's so true.

Cause a lot of people would make that joke. They would have been like, we call them. Yeah. And the thing is you naturally want to predict the joke. A bit of me was thinking, I was like, he's not going to do that joke.

I know. Totally. Right. And then he got me. Yeah. He got me too. That's why I was like, oh man,

that was, and it kind of used the format. Well, was doing he made his joke he was making fun of the format of he was making like you yeah you made your point without actually making it and you're on this zoom thing and yeah yeah but it was it was fucking uh that joke was so yeah so it's just so cool but the so the reason i was bringing up comedy is there's a little bit of controversy. Controversy. Yeah. By the way, this is probably a good time to announce it, but I just signed up.

I'm going to be doing a residency at Rumors Comedy. There you go. Winnipeg, Manitoba. American Comedian's Racist Remarks Spark Walkout at Winnipeg Comedy Show. Now, this is Rich Voss yeah who we know and um the funny part out of the gate is that this is not news no like this is you can see why people are like you know what i don't want to go to like comedians in america are just like i don't want to go to canada and deal with all this shit. You know what I mean?

For sure. Whereas most comedy club owners, their take is like, listen, I'm not obviously going to be pandering to the one person in the crowd that's complaining all the time. Because if I do, no comedians will want to come here, you know?

And, but these guys, they sort of have a thing of, we need to placate that so much that you're kind of not on the side of the comedians. Yeah. And also this became a news story. I'm sure, like, I mean, dude, how many comedy shows have you been to where like a bachelorette table is like, fuck this, or they get yelled at?

Oh, my God. It's not news. It is not news that in a weekend of five shows, a table who was like loud and drinking and yelling and stuff like that didn't like the show yeah didn't like getting yelled at by the comic no it's so crazy right so basically what he did an ojib ojibwe woman says that so it's like a first nations person and she says she was among at least 30 people who walked out on rumors comedy club on wednesday on in winnipeg on friday due to a number of racist and homophobic comics they heard on stage kelsey lenigan says she was almost immediately turned off by rich voss's set

which included what she called targeted harassment towards a table of indigenous women okay so my chat groups are blowing up with people sending me this yeah of course this is but okay there's a few different things the first part is okay if you have a comedy if you go to a comedy club and you go hey we're the comedy club that just has a comedian every night and it's something for everyone but it's another thing when you have a pretty famous comedian who's been doing comedy for 25 years and most of the people there are his audience yeah i mean clearly not these ones but the moral of the whole story is although i would say with something like Rumors,

because it's like in Winnipeg, probably I would say less than 50% are there specifically for him. Right. I would guess. So there is a bit of that. But you can still say, listen, if you are going to a comedy club and you're very sensitive about certain things.

Don't. Look, sure. But just look at the comedian who's there it's so simple yeah like imagine me going to a concert and then insane clown posse's playing and then i got covered in pop and i'm like i'm writing articles like i went to this concert i have the right to go to a watch a musical artist without being covered in fago soda yeah and you go well did you look up who's i that's i have that's on me oh so i can't just go to a venue that's advertising a specific comedian playing and i have to see what he does yeah you know what's funny too is that comedy

forever was one size fits all and then they got rid of one size not when people are famous though but i'm saying they got rid of it in the sense of one size fits all comedy where they go like look if there's a like if you're a specific thing like and you want a specific thing that now exists for comedy okay i used to just be like you show up and here's the comic and that's it like they might they might have a different weekend but like there's something for you you just showed up like you said on the wrong fucking yeah night and then you're complaining but and also okay sorry i was the only thing is like they were it was a drunk belligerent table he goes he's making comments about them being drunk they happen to be first nations yeah and they go oh you're saying this because we're indigenous and he's like no i'm saying this because you're a drunk belligerent table who happens to be

indigenous yeah but that's not like why i'm yelling at you. And it is possible. He doesn't necessarily know the intricacies of how sensitive the First Nation stuff is there. One of his big things is he goes, oh, something about like, he made some joke about like, oh, what was that? At a flea market or like a talent show. He goes, you guys would be making dream catchers.

And I was saying, it's like, that's like you see a table of fucking Jewish people, you know, Carolines, you see it. And you go, you go oh you guys probably if there was a town show you guys be making bagels and they're like i never yeah yeah like it's in terms of fucking that's like nothing not crazy no it's nothing that crazy but that native stuff is very very sensitive yeah right and there is something to said about you know obviously you just handle things a little differently sometimes when you when you if you do those kind of uh first nations jokes in anywhere in america it's like nothing like whereas canada it's like the i mean you know it's the equivalent of a race

it would be like whatever it'd be like doing a black joke in the george floyd like you know peak right it just is a little like more sensitive but whatever yeah you still can do whatever you want but the bottom line is if you uh if you go to a club and it's like hey there's a 10 comics on the bill like in the city or whatever right i get not not that i agree with but if you want to go and you go this club like all the comics are just fucking this and that i don't like that club or whatever but it's another thing when it's like their names on the marquee. It's their weekend. And you go, this guy's here all weekend long. Yeah. And then you go to some so-and-so's show that's their fucking thing.

And then you have the nerve to be like. And then you're interrupting the show. And then you're interrupting the show. Again, like nobody said they're like, oh, we were just minding our business, politely enjoying the show. And then he saw that we were indigenous and started targeting us for that like that's not what happened no they're like we were interrupting the show and he has a thing which we've all seen a trillion times but also Voss has a thing where he says

to the security he says if people interrupt don't do anything which I thought was interesting yeah he does a lot of crowd work he does a lot of crowd I watched him do you know 40 minutes of crowd work that's even more so imagine going to a comedian that like kind of their whole thing is crowd work and being mad that like said any talking shit about people in the audience kind of the whole deal for sure absolutely uh but i know that's crazy yeah i'm always like uh i i like the idea that people that the security gets the show in order i I mean, I don't, I do like whatever.

I mean, also fucking, so does most people who are there will try to watch the show. They're watching the show, want the security to be like, Hey, shut up or we're kicking you out. Yeah.

Like when I tour with Steve-O, he kicked eight people out of his theater show within the first like minute. Really? Yeah. People came out and the people were yelling and stuff like that. He kind of started, they wouldn't stop. He goes, you're out. Some of the stuff, you're're out it's like 10 people were kicked out in the first minute then everyone's just like yep funny too because they're like

man steve was the coolest and then like 10 minutes later he goes i hate steve i did not cool but to me that's why you want security to kick them out because there's nothing worse than like being uh on stage and being like all right get him the hell out of here. Okay. You're out. You're not the funny guy. Yeah. You want to be having fun.

You don't want to be enforcing rules of the club. You know what I mean? And he, you know, for him, he's just like, yeah, I'm so good at crowd work where he fucking,

I don't want, I don't want one. Well, one, he's like, I'm going to say crazy shit and I don't, yeah, I don't want you to stop it.

We're going to make a fucking wild house. That's correct. Yeah. So american uh comedian also made a joke about hoping that women would get ticketed for driving under the influence on the way home she recalled which again if you have a table of really drunk people at a show heckling and you being like i hope these guys get he didn't even say i hope you die going home he goes i hope these people get a ticket yeah get a dui but like that is such the out of what you could have said that's pretty damn again more importantly he didn't say i hope you get a ticket because you're indigenous no because i hope you get a ticket because you're drunk and disruptive right so cbc they're the ones who are being like

oh this is because of our because of our heritage you're like no it's not well i think that what should have happened is someone will smith should have came on the stage and punched him out yeah but yeah basically you have a situation where the the headline could read area woman didn't like show it's like imagine you going to a movie and being like they get to write an article where it's like not my favorite oh yeah i mean goddamn if that happened every single time but comedy is the really the only thing that happened like there's no way that people would ever you know go to a rap like they would ever watch a rap show and then have the person, you know, screaming profanities. I'm going to kill this person and that person. And then there's no way these places would write this about a rap show.

It's only comedy that gets this treatment. Like imagine like fucking some like, you know, some Puerto Ricans from like Brooklyn are like rappers and they or Dominicans or whatever. Yeah. They go to Winnipeg to do a show and they're just dropping the N-bomb nonstop because that's what they do. Yeah, drop an N-bomb or a rap bomb. Well, and they're just like, they can't say that. I that i'm offended yeah there's no way they would do that article so rumors night

club has an ethical responsibility to ensure that people are safe from insensitive racial ambushes and this is the case where with comedy clubs it's like, well, they have a, you know, what they actually have is a, like choices. You know how they say there's no right around, there's only like choices. And you have the choice. The bottom line is, I'll bet you a lot of people at that club were there because they're like, oh, Rich Voss is here. He says wild shit. That'll be fun, right? Of course.

So if you say, oh, by the way, you're're not gonna see anything wild at this show it's like well yeah a lot of you're different you can be a different kind of comedy club and then some other club will be like yeah we're the one that we stand behind our comedians and also you can say like if it no one does wild racial stuff and then like if it's not going good most people are just like fuck that i didn't like i, obviously you hoped it would kill. Oh, yeah. You know, no one wants to walk 30 people, but sometimes it is what it is. You're in a hole.

I mean, everyone's been there. Another thing is I want to talk, like, I want to talk to the people who went there for Rich Voss. What did you think? And they're like, probably like, it was the best. They're like, oh, that show was hilarious. He kicked a bunch of people out. Yeah.

He just fucking got in a fight with a bunch of drunk people. How many times have you, yeah, you've got like some woman got kicked out and you got in a big with a bunch of drunk people how many times have you yeah you've like some woman got kicked out and you got in a big fight and she was offended remember that Jewish lady that was offended with you and just like

everyone else that came up to us after was like oh that's so hilarious how you handled that woman yeah of course always yeah I'm sure some of these lines

were killing right I don't even know how this gets in the fucking CBC but also how does this get to be in the news because everything

but I'm saying what's like the order of operations i'll tell you what happened she posted on facebook and stuff and it went like semi-viral and then someone tagged cbc and they go yes but they go um so when they say the comedy club has an ethical responsibility to make sure people are safe right but you don't have any whatsoever responsibility to look up who you're going to see yeah it's like the responsibility is like entirely on the artist to be like hey maybe someone who doesn't know me is going to come watch my show so i should change it just in case that happens i guess

what i'll say is these people are their baseline belief is that there should be no racial attacks at comedy shows period so they're like i'd say they'd be like well i shouldn't even have to because i shouldn't who gets to decide what's an attack like a lot of it's like joking around it's if anything they were the aggressors if anything they were the aggressors but like you know but the thing is they have all their rules but you go if a bunch of people were friends and joking around and you know making like you know all this fucking guido or whatever did they say that's okay for friends to do it and they're like yes okay well why so if that's fine with friends most people especially in front of their fans like that's the dynamic you have where you're like it's kind of a good crowd it's like your friend i'm sure vos has had a million instances

where some he goes out makes fun of someone for their like you know because this whole thing is the ball breaking right yeah he makes fun of them for their thing whatever their thing happens to be and they love it they go oh man he was talking about this and they're like it was so funny right but you know sometimes you run into fucking and again these people can have a bad time and he could you know change it or not change it or whatever but what the crazy part is that now the cbc you know who knows what this comedy club owner actually thinks, but they get ambushed by, hey, there's an article coming out. Oh, they made the dumbest. Their way they handled this could not have been worse.

No, I don't think that was the right way to handle it. Because actually, people, you'll get way more earned like business and by saying, we don't give a shit. Yeah, we don't give a shit. And people will be like, oh, that's a cool comedy club. I'm not trying to please every single person. It was not the move for them. Dude, you see what he said? It's nuts what he said. Fucking, we don't give a shit and people will be like, oh, that's a cool comedy club. I'm not trying to please every single person. It was not the move for them. Dude, you see what he said?

It's nuts what he said. Fucking, he goes, what is it? If we have comedians, he goes, if we have comedians come here, these are certain things that you can't touch base on.

These are areas that shouldn't be talked about. Oh, no, sorry. That's what the person said. The fucking, what is it? He says the comedians. Oh, he advises comedians against jokes

that would be very offensive. This is the booker. Yeah, I know. Because I advise comedians Against jokes that would be Very offensive This is the booker Yeah I know Because I advise comedians Against jokes that would Could be Can you fucking imagine Including sexually explicit

Do you show up to a comedy club And the booker goes Yo just so you know Sex stuff off the table And you go Alright that's fucking 90% of every comedian's act What are you talking about

And she's like Dude if I show up to a comedy club he goes by the way no race stuff sex stuff gender stuff you go what and there's literally no i'm that's not what i canada and everywhere has no shortage of those comedians like you can find some guy who will gladly sleep walk through his act from the 90s don't book this guy that's what i'm saying though like this guy is saying oh we and you're like those guys exist like there's these squeaky clean comedians who his act from the 90s. Then don't book this guy. Don't book Voss. That's what I'm saying though. Like this guy is saying, oh, we, and you're like,

those guys exist. Like there's these squeaky clean comedians who you'll, most of them will be bored. Yeah, but they don't draw, like most, none of them have audiences. The bottom line is

they want to bring in these people with audiences and most of the people, like I would say, you know, 70% of the people that have audiences, like their fucking comedy

isn't like corporate clean. Yeah, for sure. Because no one wants to watch that unless they're being forced to at their office barbecue. Again, and I'm sure Rumors brings in

some big dry bar guy at one of their weekends. But I know dry bar guys and a lot of those dry bar guys are actually dirty. They just did one dry bar set. They lied to you. Yeah, a lot of those dry bar guys

did one 20-minute set clean and then now they're back to not being dry bar set They lied to you Yeah A lot of those dry bar guys Did one 20 minute set Clean And then now they're Back to not being dry bar guys Sure Yeah Because they had a good place To do a special

You know So they go He says This is the best part He goes Afterwards This is the owner Of the comedy club

He goes He tried to educate Voss On how his jokes Were perceived by the audience And says The comedians seem to have No idea how offensive they were. And in a culture so quick to cancel people,

I decide that I want to educate people. And it's like, he's been doing comedy for 30 years. Oh, that would be, he probably must have been just like. Getting educated by the comedy club owner after your set. And first of all, everyone's heard all the arguments. There's no new argument where, you know, you've been doing comedy for 30 years. You know, you walk a table one night.

You know, you're touring all sorts, all over the place, right? You do seven sets in a weekend. You do one set where, you know, a table of drunk people gets mad and walks out and says you're offensive, right? And then the owner comes up to you and he's like, hey, sit down. Like, this would be a teachable moment. You know, it's like, what down like this would be a teachable moment you're just like what ryan we gotta talk no i'm not you know i'm not here to cancel you i'm just

educate i'm just a teachable moment i know that you've released 10 hours of comedy in your career but that 11th hour is going to be a little different you know i watched i've been watching a lot of comedy i watched it in my my line of work and you know the stuff that people like is the stuff that doesn't make them upset yeah well and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy where now if they go out and do cbc articles by but by the way we're the safe thing that guy's been reprimanded we won't have him back again it's like now you're gonna get more of the cry babies dude there's if you if you have a business like uh you know like a shop or something like that right you know the old adage where 20 of your clients are going to give you 80 of the trouble those are not the people to placate to they're the if you have they're the people you

want to get rid of you want to get rid of yeah you want to be like you never come back why are you running a comedy club and you want to attract the people that are going to complain you go hey you can hold me to it you're never gonna there's never gonna have that happen again well guess what it's gonna happen again of course and now it's gonna be worse because you've pledged allegiance to you're never gonna hear that honestly i was not right even some of the crazy even some of like the cleaner not cleaner but like kind of more bitchy comedy clubs that i know of still would not do this no like if if they the cbc was like hey what did you have a comment they'd be like yeah i don't know what shit happens

we don't censor a comment we gave them a refund i don't know they can there's fucking clean comedy shows they can go see uh well they don't want a refund they've said they they weren't even they they want him to like you know be banned from the country and what do they want they want a fucking like a code of conduct an official code so then the comedians show up and go hey can you just read the code of conduct just initial there there there and there and then a signature there and a date just to what other business though it's like what other business that someone that doesn't do the thing doesn't know anything about the thing is giving the comedy club rules for what that they could do it's just like this bizarro world where they have

this you know amplification of any sort you're like yeah this is the whole thing is a woman didn't like show yeah just a group at a table drunk belligerent heckling woman yes also had also wasn't a fan of the jokes yeah but again it's like i don't you know i wasn't there so but my guess is he was probably just doing his thing it probably wasn't being racist or anything and then they were just being fucking belligerent and that's like when it started you know like they a hundred percent like i'm sure that comedy club is like yeah we probably normally would have kicked that table out but except for that rich voss asked us not to like their probably policy is to kick them out yeah maybe they fucking maybe that's not the best policy well i'm i really yeah i know you can't tell the comedian the comedian i want, yeah, I want to fucking. I really think that, you know how social media companies a little bit when it's coming to

censoring and not censoring, they're like, hey, can we just have laws so we can not be involved in it almost? You know what I mean? I don't want to, I don't want to be like the arbiter. Some of them at least will say that as an argument. I feel that as a comedian, it's like, I don't want, obviously I don't want someone that's like talking the whole time and ruining the show. But I also, like, hey, just be a comedy club and have, you know, rules or whatever.

You know what I mean? I mean, rules are inherently not funny. You know what I mean? Yeah. But, like, if you're a bar, you're, like, and it's a, you have a show or whatever, right? And someone's walking around punching people in the face. Like, and I'm the band on stage. Like, yeah, probably the bar should kick that person out,

but I just don't really, why is it like my job? It's like, yeah, if you have people that like won't shut up and they're ruining it for everyone else, it kind of is just, I'm not a,

you know, I'm not this bad. I don't want to be the bouncer at my own show. Yeah. A hundred percent. Again, not cool for the comedian to be kicking people out. It just isn't cool.

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little ahead of the curve on this stuff in the sense that it's like really popping off having multiple personalities buddy the do you know how it kind of you would hear about people being like trans a little bit and now it's all you hear about this i got 40 personalities business is very hot right now yeah yeah yeah i mean it kind of seems like a natural extension of the trans stuff like for someone who's constantly like yeah you know my gender is this my gender is that yeah what depends what day um you catch me on it has a new gender and then you go yeah it makes sense you have now uh pivoted yeah i've been saying there's a little there again where you go oh sir are you a boy? You go, I am neither boy or girl.

I am everything. I am nothing. I am water. I am wind. Okay. Well, it'll be 375 for the coffee. Just needed your name for the cup. I am mass.

I am air. I am John. I am Jane. I am. I am. No I am Jane. I am... No, what is it? I am Jessica. I am Rachel.

I am... Well, I'm trying to do the Mambo No. 5 one. A little bit of Monica. That's right. It's like, I... Are you... Oh, so Bill's coming. I am not Bill.

I am Monica. I am Jessica. Ah, here we go. I am a sinner. I am'm a saint i do not feel ashamed that's this person where you go uh what uh how many person i am bill i am nancy i am james i am tony i am terry i am braved i i'm also uh i'm also Aaron James. The one thing I'll say about these disassociative people, though, that it's different from the gender stuff. No, of course it's different.

They're not asking you to do anything about it. Okay, that's true. Well, this is the main thing. They might be asking you to call them all the different names, but they might be in its infancy. They might want 10 passports in the future. But it is. It kind of was like the fucking joke that Ricky Gervais made where if you go like i'm a pram or what i identify as a pram and you

go like you can't call anything mental right like that's what he's saying is you can't nothing's crazy anymore okay all things are not crazy and like with this kind of thing where you're like you know you're just it's crazy but the imposition of the gender stuff was people are like you have to do something like you have to do something whereas these people are just kind of being like yeah i'm crazy right so that's the good question is it uh now will they get to the point where they're like yeah you have to you have to do all this stuff well this is a suppose i have 10 personalities they all have their own names ages and opinions so ages is always a little uh risque if you know what i mean you see a grown man that's like no no i'm eight like you go well one of me is eight but that's

where you get into some little trouble when you start identifying as eight you know what i mean yeah or you get out of trouble a man's revealed he suffers from a rare personality disorder where his identity is split into 10 different personalities all with different names ages and opinions and that man is named dana carvey you don't be fucking sick if what if this guy because he's obviously like he's a master of disguise for sure turtle uh if you see the photo of him he's got blue hair like what you think spacers it'd be fun if one of his personalities was like mega mega trump right like if you had you're right right why are they all why do you have variations of the same personality you have 10 personalities that all have the exact same

politics you know what i'm saying like why are you an eight-year-old yeah like you're an eight-year-old just like yeah get me on puberty blockers you go really you guys are all just all nobody has any sort of different thoughts about any of this stuff that's such a good point that all 10 personalities like fucking love hill dog yeah you know you're like yeah you don't have one personality that's like really getting into some uh you know like when you wake up and on eight champ yeah you wake up and he's on it you know every time you wake up why are none of your personalities waking up and they've been posting pepe memes everywhere you know like why are they all just that's so funny that yeah she goes to sleep as erin and just posts her thing posts her tiktoks like okay guys blah

blah blah and then wakes up and her she comes to and she's been watching Jordan Peterson. Yeah, you know, but... Well, she says, Stocky says the 10 personalities are... It's a he, but... What? It's a guy, yeah. It's a gay guy. Oh, he says she.

Yeah, it's a gay guy. I am Kovu. I am Hector. I am Anna. I am Cosmo. I am Ash and Jesse. Leo. Billy live in red.

I actually got them all in. I bet. So that was all the things. So Kovu, I assume that's sort of like a karate guy. He's a... Billy live in red. I actually got them all in. So that was all the things. So Kovu, I assume that's sort of like a karate guy. Kovu's the four-year-old. Kovu's the four-year-old. Do you think they showed up all at once?

That's true. Or was it a party? Like, do they trickle in? Like, Hector came and he goes, hey, I heard there's a party. That's a little weird that some of his, you know, they're all of different races, too. Because, like, Hector can't be just, it is me, Hector. Give him a Russian accent. So it starts out, it was just Kovu. You know, it's just me, Kovu.

So he has some women. It is me now, Hector. Some of them are women. Anna. So he does have some personalities that are, Anna's, you know, just like, you know, a normal 16 year old girl. Just want to go to the mall. Cosmo.

Oh, I'm here. So he goes, you know, it's Hector's hector he said i can't taste he's macking up peaches yeah cosmo could be causing some problems oh i'm tick-tocking jerry the tick-tock's being turned down i think i'm sure i'm shadow band jerry it's funny though they say leonard stockwell has been diagnosed with disassociate identity disorder a rare psychiatric condition don't seem that rare it doesn't seem that rare anymore i think they're sort of like a boy band all his personalities you know what i mean like cosmo's the quirky one yes you know jesse's the cute one he's the nick carter of the group billy's sort of he's like cute one he's the Nick Carter of the group Billy's sort of he's like Kevin he's like a little too old to be there

I can't remember who had I think Mark Little had a joke about that Red's the gangster guy where like every boy band had just like some dude who was like 45 it was like four kids and like yeah Joey Fatone yeah and just like some old man remember when Joey Fatone was coming out to the comedy show yeah yeah he was kicking around Toronto I think I got a couple pictures with Joey Fatone

yeah I live but that's their it's sort of a boy band they've all got their own personalities he goes Leo who lives in Munich, Germany I've been with and he's been with his partner

Massimo since October 2020 so he has a boyfriend who's you know dating he goes we live with Massimo and he's the main person

looking after us each altar looking after us each altar has their own relationship with my boyfriend one of the altars hated him at first that's good who do you think that who do you think hated him it was your guess hector i'm gonna go with well cosmo no because i think hector was homophobic you know what i mean maybe that's what he said because hector is like i don't want to be

fucking this dude no why you make me fuck a guy, bro? He doesn't have one base to fucking alter. No, he's just like a normal Mexican guy, right? He's like, I don't want to suck a dick, bro. No, bro, why are you making me? Don't taste good. Yeah, don't taste good sucking dick, bro. He's trying to be more pleasant, but it doesn't always work. So Hector's been trying to be more pleasant to the boyfriend

when he has to blow him and stuff like that, but he not that i guess that is true though if you had to get essentially raped by mossimo yeah no this isn't not fun we have a very young altar that hasn't met him well i wouldn't that's literally my joke where mossimo has so mossimo is having sex and he goes guess what i'm the four-year-old can Can we bring back Leo? Yeah, he's Benjamin Buttoning as you're having sex with him. But it can be difficult for my boyfriend when there is a younger person fronting while we are together.

Yeah, I guess that would be the case where he's talking on the phone to his parents. He's like, or no, he's talking to anyone that doesn't know him. And it's like, yeah, I'm four the, he's talking to like anyone that doesn't know him. And it's like, yeah, I'm four years old. My boyfriend's 50.

I don't know if you want to do anything about that. Hector is a very excited kid. He loves stuffed animals. Always gets excited about going to the gym. He's just a normal four year old. Anna suffers from anorexia. So interesting. So Anna doesn't want to eat,

but it's like, probably shouldn't be a problem for you since nine other people. Pretty healthy appetites. It's so good being like oh i'm in a wreck that's why it's doing you a favor yeah everybody else is like oh time for dinner you go you've eaten seven dinners or yeah but you go okay i have anorexia it's like well it doesn't really matter because there's nine of you and one of them doesn't have anorexia so it shouldn't be a problem should it and we have a very young alter uh so he goes um she suffers from anorexia which makes it hard for her to front so she doesn't get much sup time because he's always eating you know yeah uh cosmo's rowdy are you yeah he is oh i'm an altar oh i'm an altar jerry oh i'm an altar jerry

slightly cosmo he says is a rowdy slightly flirty teenager who gets in trouble actually in reality so um you think they've ever had some sort of awkward moment him and cosmo whether in you know in the bathroom together they go cosmo not now you don't know cosmo cosmo sort of sounds problematic if you actually think about it hector is a very excited kid and he goes ash is a little sunshine he loves to go on vacation explore the world so uh that must suck they all nine of them have to go on vacation together they go to the fancy meal by expensive thing and then ash and then ash takes over the body and just fucking throws it in the garbage i mean the one thing i'll say about ash pukes the bed though that cosmo is eating the meal and ash keeps puking it back out no it's anna

anna keeps puking it back up jesse's it's Anna. Anna keeps puking it back up. Jessie's sort of the quiet, fiery kind. So they do have boy band personalities. He goes, you know, she's the sunshine. Jessie's the quiet one. Isn't this how they describe a boy band? This is how they would describe a J-pop band. You know what I mean?

K-pop band. She often takes care of the body. Billy's one of our protectors. He often takes care of our safety while we're outside. He doesn't talk a lot and can be verbally aggressive sometimes. So Billy. He doesn't talk a lot, but also can be verbally aggressive. Picks his spots.

I like him. But he would never harm anyone. So Billy, well, I guess what would that look like? Punching yourself in the face, I guess, right? I guess. Or you punch someone else and you go, no, it was. You instantly snap out of it and then be like, no, that wasn't me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Liv is our sexual protector and she knows when someone gets too close to us, what she can handle every situation. It's like, okay, but you're in a relationship with a dude. So red is the oldest of our systems. Oh, so red is, you know, kind of like a old black comic.

I think red. I think it's literally from shawshank redemption yeah it's red from morgan freeman yeah it's literally he probably watched shawshank leo listen up ash i'll tell you what we're gonna be eating that food whether you like it or not okay out in the yard we didn't get much food so when it came and the going was good we ate our food yeah now get back to work and then he switches and he pukes yeah red's trying to now get back to that's she takes care of a lot of things showers chores cleaning paperwork and oh red's a woman money oh it's. Yeah, I guess red's a woman.

I would never choose to live without the others. Oh, so it's red from the Orange is the New Black. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Russian lady. The Russian lady. They're my family, my best friends, my team, and I wouldn't ever be able to live without them. So that's that.

Yeah, yeah. That's a great diagnosis. You're the boyfriend. You're like, can we get this maybe fixed with some medication? He goes, i can never live without all of them what are you kidding me oh yeah you think i'm just gonna leave red in the dust oh i'm about how you wouldn't like that our protector billy he's there yeah that's how you get fucking end up with a black eye you start telling him hey listen we're gonna fucking give bill billy an exorcism yeah i do feel bad for this guy because like he does seem like legitimately just bonkers like it's not but i mean i don't well but he's like maybe jen's a

little bonkers but i said billy sounds all right i'm more sympathetic for this than the people who are like you know i identify as a cake or whatever and then you're just like shut up you're like this but also it's just like sounds like he just has different moods yeah literally you go you know because all of them are no personality is one thing and then they've just separated all of the different parts of their personality into people yeah where you go you know uh jim's the jim likes to eat and it was like but what else does he do just eat whenever i'm eating i'm jim and it's like billy likes to you know he protects us so it's like okay so anytime there's a threat you're billy but it's like these are all parts of the same personality do you think that you could

say that too where you go you know jimmy's when you're eating so jimmy be getting a lot of time jimmy been eating bathhouses that's not me it's oh that's when i just do my bathhouse trips that's hector hector hector so anyone can sort of say this guy's saying we need authentic movies and documentaries about people with this uh disorder do you think i mean you would think so that you have to have someone who has the disorder like i think they'd have had these sort of movies but i'm saying but now they're not favorable they're not favorable now you need a favorable button they're villains but then you also need it played by someone with this no i think which that would be tough wrangling that talent unless

this guy has the ability to pick him you know he's a little bit of put them up like billy you're up yeah i'm billy i'm a sinner i'm a saint no hector today i mean there mean, there'll be no shortage of actors who go, yeah, I have multiple personalities. Yeah. Fucking trying to get famous and fucking people for roles. It wasn't me who fucked anybody for a role. It was Robert. John. Yeah.

Breaking news. Extra, extra. Extra. Read all about it. During the podcast, we've just been sent a red alert the johnny depp trial has come in we we we you and you got a verdict you probably already know but yes i do know yes everyone everyone you say the news might have got out yeah the news has been out for 48 hours the news has probably been out less than 48 hours but

the news will be out uh some of you may know but i thought it was interesting so basically they awarded him more money than her you got 10 million she got 2 million you think it's because of the wage gap uh-huh is that a wage gap thing but so i was going to talk about this article anyway but vice did this article that went really viral. We've all failed Amber Heard, right? Yeah. And it's just interesting how they looked at the whole thing, because their whole business is like, you know, this is bad for abuse victims or whatever, right?

But not, they're like, people aren't going to come forward because people are being mad at Amber Heard. And it's like, not once in the whole article did they mention like, well, what if she lied? Like, it's like they do not care yeah for sure you go the whole thing was it's a court of law all of the information is like kind of out there now and a jury appears and all like there's never been a more publicized thing it's

like these people that have like a you know well tried in the court of a public opinion there's nothing that they hate more than, like, a televised trial where all the information gets out. For sure. And, I mean, again, you're like, yeah, he's the more famous guy, and he has more fans, and, yeah, she's going to get... Yeah, but she was getting the... She's the girl bump, you know?

And she was getting the girl bump up until this point. I mean, this is why his... Like, it did... What he's saying is true. He got kicked off Pirates of the Caribbean, like, all this stuff. Yeah, yeah. I he's saying is true he got kicked off pirates of the caribbean like all this stuff yeah i mean that's why he had to do this right this is probably like his this was kind of a huge win for johnny i wonder that i i honestly i see this and they go okay johnny depp won and you're like is so people are gonna be like all right johnny let's hire

johnny depp again maybe i don't know but at least it's they they're at least this i mean you're right it's not like a court of law it's a different type of court right yeah well I mean still I don't think there's any criminal proceedings that can happen but I'm just saying like you know sometimes you go okay he was vindicated like John Gomeshi right John Gomeshi's okay you're fucking you're innocent can I have my job back and they're like no no no you cannot have your job you cannot I don't know Johnny Depp's a big movie he's like can I do a podcast they're like no I. No, you cannot have your job back. No, you cannot. I don't know. Johnny Depp's a big movie star. He's like, can I do a podcast? They're like, no.

I think at the very least it's murky enough where Johnny Depp could be back in the mainstream. Yeah. But he still probably has to sit out a bit. He was already still making some movies. He just didn't get to be a pirate anymore. Yeah. I didn't even know that, that he had been kicked off.

Well, as Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation case plays out in Virginia court, this is what they said. A separate trial was happening online where the verdict skews heavily towards Depp being the real victim. But it's like one thing these people aren't realizing, in a culture where that's generally not the case, like I guess they would argue, actually everyone always takes the men's side, but it's like if you think in the case. Like, I guess they would argue, actually, everyone always takes the men's side, but it's like, if you think in the last four years,

if a girl and a guy were, like, arguing over domestic stuff, like, the instinct is to take the guy's side. Like, what are you? In a domestic violence thing? Yeah, what are you? Of course not. That's just not the case, but it's like they think that, right?

For weeks, memes were calling her a liar and a psychopath, a manipulator. It's like, she got busted lying a bunch of times on the stand. I was like, what are you talking about? They make fun of her hair, outfits, and facial expressions, and at times even wish her dead.

And you go, yeah, and her fans probably do that to him. And way worse to other people. Yes, this is what happens on the internet. Yeah, and their whole thing is they're just, they're like, it's unfair, he has more fans. Dude, I've gotten plenty of like death threats, I hope you die, and comments like that.

It's just like. Yeah, I know, I sent them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are my burners. Yeah, the burners. On TikTok alone, Ijusticeforjohnny hashtag has been viewed 16.3 billion times. It's almost like they're kind of now being

forced to make the argument like i i don't really like the idea that people are deciding things publicly it should be up to the courts you know what i mean like well everyone's jumping to their own conclusions when if anything you should let the courts make their decision and you go can we get the side by side of this and this and fucking Kyle Rittenhouse? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we back to the basics where you go, we don't want people to make their opinions beforehand? Yeah, vice just goes with the wind.

Yeah, and also, this is not, yeah, it's like, he's being accused of something, and then the information's getting out. So they said, compared to $53.6 million for justice for Amber Heard, which isn't as many. It's like people are watching the trial and they're making up their mind. Guilty. Which is a lot better. To be honest, there's a big difference between she posted on one article and he posted on one article. There's no rebuttal and everyone makes up their mind.

At least most people making up their mind have watched hours of footage. 20 hours of a trial. Yeah, it's like this is the most people are actually kind of doing a deep dive into something. I mean, if the OJ trial was going on right now and there was TikTok, there'd be a fucking justice for OJ hashtag that had way less. Of course, yeah.

Well, maybe who knows about that. A lot of people were on board with OJ. But I think justice for Nicole would be the one that had the more hashtags. In these racially charged times? I don't know, my friend. Today, the judgment in our group chats at the bar, and may even come up at dinner, that people, even if she wins at court,

some people are going to think she's still guilty. And it's like, well, she didn't really win in court. And second of all, even if she wins in court, people might think that. You go, you saying that's a problem yeah are you saying to me what do you think about brett kavanaugh what are your opinions on brett kavanaugh is he a rapist are you telling me that you think there might be some sort of a problem with uh winning in court and public not believing that oh that is some wild stuff right there at least some of the pro johnny content comes for at least some of the pro johnny content comes from right-wing sources like ben shap. So they said even some of the people,

that's funny, they go, they said how many hashtags? 16.3 billion times people shared it. One of them was Ben Shapiro. Therefore, all wrong. That's her point.

Yeah, she goes, 16 billion people have shared this hashtag, including Ben Shapiro of the Daily Wire. That's what they said. I mean, I'm officially pro-Amber Heard. Oh, yeah. I think that's the worst article ever. And people are like, okay, well, look it.

There's this guy that's in the KKK that thought Amber Heard's fucking innocent because she hates Johnny Depp because he's a race mixer. Oh, God. Several gender-based justice advocates have told Vice News that Heard should be believed. I mean, I will say that. Yeah, that's what they think, obviously. I don't know. Does Amber Heard have social media?

I imagine she does. i think so bro if you're the type of person who's dming amber heard to be like fuck you i'm you're mental yeah that's a crazy anyone who said in anyone dms on any of that sort of yeah because you're just like you took a side of something that has nothing to do with you you're just like yeah i mean i saw the first stans get stanny though i guess especially to those big movie stars man like it's real i told you i felt it when i was making fun of will smith as out of everything i've done that was always the most aggressive where i legitimately opened my inbox and it's 300 people being like you're a fucking piece. If I ever see you in public, buddy, talking shit about Will Smith.

Yeah, I guess. I'm sure Amber Heard has a ton of people that are like that. So, but yeah, she goes, Ben ship. This is how they try to say it.

They go, Ben Shapiro thought that Heard might be guilty. Whereas the justice advocates said that Heard should be believed. And you go, okay, well, what about your average normal person that's not having these conversations in a diner like you said? And they go, it's probably being influenced by a judge. I was like, well, why is no one being influenced by your justice advocate activists? Well, they're supposed to be influenced.

That's the whole point. They're being influenced by the wrong one. If anything, they're like their people aren't being influenced enough. Yeah. they're like their people aren't being influenced enough yeah there's an old saying that's like most people's principles at some point they'll always uh think the ends justify the means like the truth is most people have any sort of principles and then at some point they'll go yeah but in this case it and justifies the means and everyone kind of has that point somewhere for the most part maybe there's some people that you know don't but it just matters where these people have no principles like at least i think most people that when you're

kind of saying like you know i normally think this but you know the same reason why you see a lot of like uh right-wing people sort of grapple with what to do about censorship online and how the government should be involved the some ones that aren't necessarily conservative more like liberty more whatever, right? They at least like are kind of having those conversations in their mind about like, yeah, I know this seems to go against kind of what I think, but maybe I'm, they try to at least- They try to have a nuance.

Well, they want their brain to make sense, right? Most people like want their brain to make sense. Like this person has no problem writing 8,000 articles where it's like, we don't need the courts to decide. And then like writing an article being like, actually we don't need the courts to decide and then like writing an article being like actually we should wait for the course to like that seems like they don't even grapple with it you know what i mean like yeah well i feel like i yeah they have it's their systems exactly they have they go yeah that was fucking jeff who thinks that me mark i don't think

that and that's what you're talking to right now yeah you're doing my alters yeah you're right jeffrey did say that hurd's case is the potential to shape how young people understand sexual and domestic violence in this i i guess in the sense that if you just like publicly defame people and the evidence doesn't make sense that they can take you to court yeah i mean i mean that's it might have i mean it might have it might shape like defamation claims to some degree but this isn't like he's not in under trial for domestic violence right now no he's not in a trial and there's no she's on trial well there it's a civil trial and i mean she sued him first for the sounds of it and then or did he sue her first? I don't know.

No, this is his defamation trial. She countersued. Oh, she countersued. Okay. And it's because she wrote this thing. But yeah, I mean again he's trying to rehabilitate his persona which is his livelihood.

Yeah. And so this is all just kind of around that. But the moral of the story is their argument don't make sense because they go you know Heard's case has the potential to shape how young people

understand domestic violence. One third of TikTok users are between 10 and 19 and more than half are women so they'll undoubtedly see this content blah blah but it's like none of none of these arguments have anything to do with whether it's right or wrong i mean you could make the argument very easily that okay we're gonna're going to lock up people that are suspected terrorists. And you could very easily make that argument. Yeah, but I mean, you know, obviously if we stop a few, then that's good. Or it's like, you know, criminals, we didn't give them a fair trial, but like, you know,

this guy was innocent, but you know the police uh planted evidence on him but you know he has a history anyway so it's probably safer like as soon as you're making an argument where enforce crime based on it's the giving up freedom for safety thing yeah and it's like you don't understand that now you're like i'm sure that these people are all for like bail reform and all that stuff right you're essentially making an argument that people should be convicted uh before and you're just like well what about like a you know what about like a gang member should they no but like an actor that uh was accused of punching should be okay what about a gang leader that punched his wife should he be uh guilty before innocent brain explodes depends

what his race is? Yeah. I mean, the moral, if there's one real takeaway from this whole thing is it, for guys, it is not a trivial thing which woman you wind up with. That's, you pick the wrong one. Pick the right wife. Yikes, if you pick the wrong one. That was, I remember. Yeah, you had that weird weird thing you picked a guy by

accident whoops i mean you know sometimes taste blind taste tests you get fooled you know uh but that was like arty lang said on some podcast his dad was like to arty lang he's like you know it's the number one thing just you you got to pick the right broad yeah and this is a good do you think that you could do a taste test? I was arguing that I could. If I had blindfolded 10 cans where it was Coke, Diet Coke, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Coke Zero, regular Coke. Yeah, all those six that I could tell with a taste. I think I could, yeah.

As long as it's in a can, no straw, no bottle. Once you start putting them in bottles and stuff like that, it sucks a little bit. Well, no, it has to be in a cup or something. No, I need it in a can. As soon as you put it in a cup, I would lose my powers a little bit. You need it in a can, okay. If you drink a can of Diet Coke and you put it in a cup,

it changes it a little bit. Okay. I mean, that's fine as long as it's consistent. They have to be in cans. Yeah. But I think I could do it. Do you think you could? I mean, we're going to do it a little bit. Okay. I mean, that's fine as long as it's consistent. They have to be in cans. Yeah. But I think I could do it. Do you think you could? I mean, we're going to do it

on this podcast, so. Yeah. I mean, that's not the best content, I don't think. Maybe for the Patreon. Yeah, that's not really the, like, I've turned this channel into, like,

a blind taste test channel. That's a little wacky. Yeah. I mean, you know, because Pepsi's way sweeter, so you know the super sweet one's Pepsi. Uh-huh. Yeah.

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And it's got a whole bunch of people in it. And it's Reddit nudism. And a lot of them are family-oriented, right? So it's these people that their identity is based around being naked all day, right? It's like, what are you into? It's like not having my clothes on. That's kind of the thing. Don't you hate pants? Don't you hate pants? Right. The movement.

My favorite one that I got a couple of is the, the dad's asking advice and stuff like that. They're having, you know, a lot of them is like, some of the things are funny because there's a few of the threads that are people being like, Hey, I'm having trouble because you know, sometimes I feel awkward when I'm wearing clothes, like, and I don't really like it. Do you have any tips?

And it was like, well, it sounds like you don't want to be a nudist. Why do it then? It sounds like you're just a pervert. Yeah, but it's like, why be a nudist if you don't want to? There's like, I'm kind of feeling like,

it's like with the polar bears, like what? You don't want to be a nudist anymore? Too nude for you? But this dad says, or this, so it starts with the this is a daughter she goes i'm 15 my nudist family is starting to make me feel uncomfortable and there is probably nothing that would be more awful than being a normal person and your parents are yeah you're like dealing with high school and just all the, you know, growing up, all that adolescent stuff.

And then you're like, hey, you could go over to your house. And he goes, no, why? You cannot, no. My parents. My dad's going to have his dick out. Nudist. Like pick you up from school and go,

hey, I'm here. Right. Is he naked? Well, it's almost, I mean, I guess it's illegal with other kids. He picks you up on like a recumbent bike. Totally nude. Your dad, no.

Your dad drives by your school nude, but he rides the bike. And then when he gets there, he coasts with his legs on the handlebar. Hey, son. Hey, son. He's got that big fucking dopey flag. He's got a big dopey flag coming out. But yeah, I guess with your own kids, because remember there was that mom that was showing her tits to all her son's friends because she's a nudist and she did like get arrested for it yeah well there's certainly dude if you're a dad and you have

daughters that are 13 years old and their seven friends are like downstairs you know just walk talking you can't just walk in with your dick out no i don't think they do though i don't think they're not that they are with their own 13 year old daughters yeah yeah because that's not illegal but it's one thing like your daughter like catching her dad in the shower or something or whatever walks out the wrong thing

but there's another thing of like your dad busting into your room dick out hands behind his head like we need to talk about

something he doing your homework yeah yeah yeah he's standing like your teacher just called he gets the leg up he's trying to give you like he's giving you a hug

and then you're you know he's naked balls are pressed against you yeah it's insane right and bush you know these people have bushes oh bush big bush worse if they don't it almost seems like it's illegal or something i guess you can with your own kids you're allowed because if someone had to make that really fuck up your own kids yeah that's kind of what it is it's like hey because it basically you know how they have those town halls i guess where they're but not down all but wherever they're figuring out laws right and then someone's like all right we're making a law that you're not allowed to pull

your dick out in front of your kids and someone had to be like what about my own kids yeah wait even my kids yeah yeah someone had to like argue that you know what i mean like um can we do it with our own kids and they're like why no real question no reason that would make some really entertaining it just reminded me it would make some very entertaining uh kind of like c-pack politics stuff was if they they brought up just as a exercise the age of uh consent just so there would be love that one just to watch a debate no just to watch a debate on the floor where if someone wants to go i just want to i want to raise it just one year and then you force someone to go debate like the no 16 it's the oldest trick in the book yeah but you just forced to watch two

sides debate this and everybody's like well there's all those things the same reason why like it's kind of illegal to like have sex with like a relative or whatever what yeah i know right we're we're all fucking yeah going to jail but it doesn't really there's no real reason for it because i guess the whole thing was like uh for babies or whatever yeah it fucks up the kids but then if you go okay but what if they're uh what if they're both barren like you know what i mean like why would you could you say what if you're we both can't get pregnant or whatever like something like that right but then i guess you just have to have the laws anyway but again the real reason is because who's

going to make that their cause like there's these things where it's very difficult to be the guy in parliament yeah being like I think people who do incest kind of they go they're like you just kind of do it we don't talk about it too much

you're not making it the hill you die on they just do it i guess but some people it's like their wife right like yeah some you know i mean there's the thing too where if you live in small communities where like i think it is pretty normal to marry your like a second cousin just yeah no choice you always have a choice danny just like you always have a choice to pull your fucking hammer out in front of your daughter so this girl is at 15 she's had enough of her dad swinging the dick around he goes i grew up in a nudist family so i'm used to it we hang out with some families we hang out with some other families with a similar lifestyle so now they are seeing other guys dicks so she's

she's been seeing like all these dudes dongs forever right i guess the problem is because you're like well we're nudists and here's my six-year-old and six-year-olds are generally nudists too the one of the dads but then you keep doing it and then eventually the kids are like one of the dads was saying that two of his uh kids aren't uh that nude and he's having a problem with it and then then the the he was saying his six-year-old or three-year-old is a nudist. And he's like, that is just like the three-year-old's running around with no clothes on. And he's like, has a tear in his eye. All chip off the old block.

So yeah, the parents having an intervention for the kid where they bring you home and they're like, sit down. The parents all got their fucking clothes off and they go, we need to talk. What the hell is this? Yeah, it's a turtleneck. It's a shirt. Old enough a turtleneck. Where the fuck did you get this from?

What the fuck is this? We hang out with some families who have a similar lifestyle and we go to beaches or whatever. I haven't really put much thought into it since it was a natural part of my life. Recently, though, I've started to feel a little more uncomfortable now that I'm a 15-year-old and I've got my dad and his buddy's d part of my life. Recently though, I've started to feel a little more uncomfortable now that I'm, you know, a 15 year old and I've got my dad and his buddy's dicks

like in my face. Last, I was in the couch and my dad came and talked to me with his dick at eye level and something was a little strange about that. Just recently, a tiny amount of awkwardness and uncomfortable feelings. I recently turned 15.

So teen awkwardness might be just the reason, you know, maybe it's just that I'm 15, but I'm not entirely sure. I'm sure my parents wouldn't have any problems with me not wanting to be a part of the lifestyle. They'd be probably disappointed. But at the same time, I'm not sure if it's just my teen awkwardness. To clarify my ramblings, I don't know if I'm actually uncomfortable with it, or it's something I should just ignore. I'm not even sure these posts are allowed here but this is where i say if you're saying you go hey i don't think i want to be nude anymore just uh put some clothes on sort of end of story i guess right because that's the thing but i guess if you're going to the nude like the nudism

well yeah you go i don't want to go to a nudism retreat you don't have to and you're like then like the friends of the parents are going to be like what's going on with your kid they're so embarrassed of her you know what i mean yeah you guys your kids are clothy no but it really is they're all very the parents get together and they're just like they're do you hear about janice's kid he's got clothes on and they're like what the fuck do you say what'd you say about my daughter nothing nothing i just uh started shopping the other day all i say is i never seen her naked i don't know yeah yeah yeah just like a fat old fucking 55 year old man like i don't know i just think it's a little bit funny i haven't seen your daughter's snatch you take that back you've seen it before she'll be here tomorrow showing you a snatch

ah just me and the guys were talking maybe maybe i seen your wife snatch seeing your boy's dick never seen your daughter snatch you don't think that's a little weird seen all my kids naked you seen all my kids naked close contacts too wrote a cd with my daughter on your lap she's 14 years old nudism world's dicey nudism is insane it's hard to get my kids into nudism uh this person wants to get his daughter into the nude so this is the dad kind of probably writing his own article right beside her being like yeah i will all fucking use my own reddit account my daughter showed up with socks on the other day the part is too they always like there a lot of them are saying things like and other people think that there's some sexual component because they're crazy and you're just like okay if you're if you think your 14 year old

boy isn't like walking around and there's all these titties in his face and he's like and there's no sexual component it's like give me a break yeah i mean the only thing is generally everybody's just gross but late 20s single dad here visited a couple resorts places over the year long time Give me a break. Yeah. I mean, the only thing is generally everybody's just gross, but. Late 20s, single dad here, visited a couple of resorts, places over the year, long time nudie, first time poster. We as adults know that nudity and sexuality are not synonymous. That's what he says. He goes, you know, we as adults know that like being naked has absolutely nothing to do with being naked.

In fact, I put clothes on when I have sex. I mean, I will agree with him if it's around your own sex and you're heterosexual uh-huh exactly not in the changing room being like holy fuck no but if i was naked with like 10 girls i walked out a little something yeah i'm saying if i walked into the women's change room and then people were all naked be like hmm yeah i wouldn't it wouldn't just be business as usual you would be doing this. Mental issues. The kids, but he's blaming it on society.

He goes, you know, because of the society we live in, some of these kids don't have a distinction. It was like, like a 15 year old boy sees some titties and he's like,

that's fucking hot. He goes, this is a society we're living in. Disgusting. My fucking son can't have a pair of titties jiggling in his face without thinking sexual thoughts. Disgusting.

What does his dad do? It's like, my son cannot watch my friend Barbara on her pogo stick without thinking something sexual. It just makes me sick. Yeah, they're all bouncing around on like the like balls yeah it's like anybody want to go for a pogo there's nothing sexual about that me and my friends having a helicopter off yeah we have a thing where all of the ladies smash up against the glass and all of a sudden with their titties in his face and then you put your glass on the other side. How to navigate this potential minefield.

No. My oldest is 11. She's figuring herself out. It's just something is just insane about you being like a 50 year old dad and your daughter's 11 and you're just like fucking you want her to get naked in front of you. Yeah. I mean, also, it's just like you're so into like that's your your identity i mean everybody needs these dumb identities but they're like i'm a nudist well i guess the only reason you need them to be nude is because it makes you feel less weird about you like you're the weird one you can't do some of the things they

do like you can't go to the resort yeah you can't go to the resort it's a nudist resort but like how do you not know at least you're the weird one well Well, you're a nudist. You go, my daughter's crazy. Like, you know that you're a minority. Oh, big time. You're right. The oldest is 11. She's figuring herself out. That weird phase when you start to grow up

and act less like a kid and more like an adolescent or young adult. I know this could be tricky. The boys are more complicated. As for I'm no longer with their mother, I still act as a dad so this is a weekend dad that wants me to get naked i'll tell you what that's making a little stranger funny i reply to this comment too as this guy goes i would start around the house

personally especially at the girl's age i am a parent but had 50 custody of my child and had my ex found out i would have been back in court in a nanosecond hopefully you don't have that problem that is true yeah if you're a weekend dad and you're and the daughter goes how was your dad's house it's like uh yeah i walked out with his dick out for two days straight yeah he doesn't let me wear clothes anymore at the house how was visiting your dad is like well he took my maybe take my clothes off immediately it's like never going back yeah for sure especially if i mean i imagine that when these divorces happen that's a factor oh yeah so i took my dad to your house

trying to get you go nudist colony the chick's like i don't want it so they made me get naked and then nine of his buddies were there and they got naked he go i don't think you're going to your dad's anymore call the police yeah call the police my boys are more complicated uh the youngest is still at the point before school and absolutely zero modesty rather straightforward with that one so his youngest who's like four he's real proud of walking around naked i'm looking for advice from actual parents if you're if you're not a parent and truly feel like you have good input that's fine too this guy is having some nudist uh problems with his girlfriend he said i agreed to take my girlfriend to a nudist beach and it was a huge mistake so i'm 24 and his girlfriend's 22 and the holidays in Spain. I took her to this

nudist beach that she's never been, but I asked her to go. I don't see the appeal, but she's always been spontaneous and adventurous. One of the things I love about her. So I said, fine, let's go. When I think of a nudist beach, I think of old people, but this one, I was sadly mistaken. So she's saying it's all hot people. And everyone seemed younger than 30, incredible shape and tanned. And apparently, I kept hearing my girlfriend gasp and whisper, oh, God. And I made up an excuse because I left.

My ego was battered. But she is annoyed and is now saying that she will go back tomorrow without me. I mean, that's insane so basically i agree that it's all uh mostly old people or gays so nudist beach is a lot of gay guys right but yes if you brought your girl to a nudist beach and she like she's walking around like what girl girls don't even really do it's like such a character of a guy so yes if i ever was around like three like a bunch of naked guys and my girl was look at that one look at that one oh i love to fucking pop that in my mouth she goes i bet that tastes good yeah your girl's like a fucking like just such a bro yeah oh fuck take that donger for a spin right there she's got the sunglasses on so she could look yeah that'll that one i'll do huh

that's so nuts and then you the next day you go yeah i don't want to go again she goes i guess i'll go by myself so there's some problems with the nude beach if your girl's too like too into the nude guys yeah so i want to go for a naked bike ride but there's too many creepy guys on camera don't let them stop you if you want to go for naked bike rides come on get out there ride the bike so you're right but i gotta say if you're a girl they're like if you're gonna be you know cruising around the city with your titties out i gotta be honest i think there's gonna be a few people yeah there'll be some people kind of looking at them yeah it's gonna be one or two people you'll be getting a little unwanted attention or wanted attention.

No one wanted to talk to me on my first trip to the nude resort, so this is another one. I recently went to a nude resort for the first time, the resort having a meet and greet, so I thought it would be perfect time to go and make friends with some other nudies. When I got there,

the resort gives you a blue wristband to show that you're a first timer. I would hate to wear a first timer. First timer. I mean, everybody there's like, fresh me a first timer. I would hate to wear a first time. First time. First timer. I mean, everybody there's like fresh meat. Fresh meat. I spent several hours there and didn't have anyone to try to have a

conversation with. Seemed like everyone was just sticking to their own groups. I'm 24 and I look like the youngest people I saw were probably in their thirties. Did I just have a bad experience? I was excited to meet people. So that is. Oh,

I forgot to mention. I also had an erection the whole time. But how funny is that to be at the nude beach and you're just like holding your blue res van in and you're just like, all alone. Hey, people walk by and go, hey! That's what it is.

You see a group of people, they're all shooting this shit. You're just like, no, someone tells a joke,'s laughing you come in well hey who are you i'll turn their backs on you i'll see myself out oh that's so funny being at the nude beach by yourself and like you went to make buddies you thought you thought it was to be one big nude party, right? Maybe it is. You just got to wait. One is the loneliest number that you ever did see.

So if you think that you're going to the nudist to make some friends, that's not how it's shaken down, my friend. I mean, other people are saying that they do, though. No one wanted to make friends? Remember the comedy in Toronto? I bet you if you're a hot girl, you can make friends pretty easily. Remember that? In Toronto, there was a nudist resort. Yeah, they used to do the nude comedy.

They would have the comics would go up. Did you ever do it? Yeah. My big closer was when I ejaculated. Yeah. Those things are insane. Yeah, they do a lot of nude comedy events naked roast battles they're all just

an excuse for when they did one at skank fest the naked roast battle they're very anyone who like pulls out a phone or anything

like you're kicked out immediately like they take all that shit pretty seriously that's good at least yeah that was the one weird thing when I went to

that 11 in Miami which is like that club slash strip club yeah and they're very just like everybody has their phone out yeah I know

so weird because it's just they're like this isn't really a strip club but it is really a strip club. Yeah. And they're very just like everybody has their phone out. Yeah, I know. So weird. Because it's just, they're like, this isn't really a strip club, but it is really a strip club. But they just don't care. Well, this has been the boys cast. Make sure to subscribe

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