The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Karens Fight Back! India Goes Full Bud Light & Priests Have To Carry M0lester QR Codes

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

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You just finished work at the rig. You slap on that two-piece bikini and you head to the garage. You're fully tucked in, like every man should be. The garage is chock full of photos of naked dudes. Binders full of men. And it's your time. Yummy, yum, yum, yum, yes, baby. Hey, what the hell are you doing? What is this?

Yeah, I hired an agency to do a commercial for our Patreon. This is the script they gave me. Why would this be the commercial for our Patreon. This is the script they gave me. Why would this be the commercial for our Patreon? This company comes highly recommended. First of all, they did Starbucks, Target, Bud Light, Calvin Klein. Yeah, so I'm pretty sure they know what they're doing, Daniel. After a hard day of work, nothing beats photos of naked dudes. In a perfect world, you and the boys will be turning one of these naked dudes

into a human pincushion. Ah, yeah. You guys don't know if he's 18 yet, but you're not about to check, nor should you have to. You ever felt drained and filled up at the same time? You're not about to check if he's 18? I don't think our audience has a garage full of photos of naked dudes. Do you know how low our ESG score was? Is that something that you even care about? I didn't even know we had an ESG. How much did this cost? Yeah, I don't know. It's a couple hundred grand. We'll make it back. We'll make it up on the back end.

What? You ever just think about all the nasty things you'd do to Jesus Christ if you had five minutes alone with his naked body up there all vulnerable on the cross, scantily clad? I'd put another nail in him if you know what I mean. I'd make those little Jewish boys watch while I work.

They need to see it, whether their parents like it or not. Far as I'm concerned, it's not Adam and Eve. It's Adam and Steve and Taro. Hey, Matt Walsh is tweeting about us. It's not good. I hope he does. It's good publicity. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. Publicity for what? You haven't even mentioned the Patreon.

Let me finish the ad. It used to be don't ask, don't tell. But now you don't have to ask, cause I'm a yell. Despite the fact my throat's worn out from you know what. My name is Danny Polichuk. I'm gay, and I like wearing women's clothes. Wait, why are you me?

This is the script that they wrote. I don't know, I just knew you weren't gonna cooperate, so I figured that I would say it for you. And so you're using, what? Just let me say the slogan. Why? Ever wonder why they call me Danny Pulse Chuck? Cause I chuck my hog in the trash after my gender reassignment surgery. Join the Patreon for the boys cast.

If you're a man that wants to be all up in another man, sweet sweet... What? What? No, no, no. We are so getting a refund. This is nuts. I'm almost done. Once again, my name is Danny Pulse Chuck. Shut up. Shut up. Do not air this. Do not air this. I'm almost done. Once again, my name is Danny. Shut up. Shut up.

Do not air this. Do not air this. Sorry, everybody. Sorry. The boys. The boys cast. The lads. The boys cast. The dudes.

Prepare yourselves for the boys cast. The bros. The boys cast. The homies. The boys cast. The dudes. The boys cast. Yeah, boy.

We are officially going to be launching some boys cast merch as of next Friday. Leave us a comment of what kind of stuff you'd like to see if you want any ideas. Anyone who has any good ideas. We're going to drop a couple designs. We have one and we're going to couple comment. Yeah, we do. Should we do like a QVC style thing? What's that?

You know, like Home Shopping Channel where we're like, it's really big in Asia right now, but it's like, you know, Home Shopping Channel. We'll be like, oh, like we do like a production and like a live thing and like you can only buy it while it's live. Okay. That's an option. Yeah, that could be fun. Definitely something.

You'll be in charge of that. So we'll see if that happens. And then we'll, maybe a slime component? Maybe a Nickelodeon slime component? Definitely, so he's already upping the production value on his little project. This is how you get them not to happen, folks. You're watching it in real time. You know what else we should have? Ten extras. Okay, that's

more reasons why this won't be happening. Yeah, oh, there's a writer's strike on, so they have to all be scouts. Okay, now Danny's got writers involved. This is how you price yourself out of your own little idea. You're watching in real time, folks. Okay, also, come see me this weekend in Tampa. JJ's going to be there, too.

San Diego, Salt Lake, New York, Tacoma, Kansas, Omaha, Edmonton, Los Angeles, Irvine, San Jose, Phoenix, Toronto. And we just had Roy Price on Danny's show. So go to Danny's YouTube channel. Yeah. Finally, subscribe to that. He just hit 20K. So you're sort of cooking on that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Underscore Danny. It's YouTube.com slash Danny Polchak, but YouTube.com underscore Danny. It's a complicated little thing. I tried to tag you the other day, and I was in trouble. Well, they switched it because they did handles. So it's really both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should have your handle matching the thing. I tried to tag you the other day. Well, they switched it because they did handles, so it's really both. Yeah, you should have your handle matching the thing. That's 101. You're watching yourself, Price.

Well, no, I wouldn't need it. You're watching in real time, folks. Well, I wouldn't need a handle at that point. Why would you have a handle that's... I mean, at that point I wouldn't get a handle. Well, you want them to be the same so then because if they try to... Well, I have both. But they're different. That's what I'm saying. They're different, but it's both. But it's easily to's both but it's easily remembered because branding let me just look up branding 101 should you have all your different uh websites at different names see what they say

let's ask google let's ask chat gbt from a brand help us from a branding perspective do you think all your different things should be different names what does it say uh i said yes you're right you were right well if danny jokes was available I would have taken that, but some asshole has that. Some piece of fucking human garbage. I'd have to go track him down and fucking wrap him up. I don't know if you saw this, but New York City is apparently sinking a little bit. Did your mom show up? Because your mom came?

Fuck. It's actually not because of my mom. It's because my balls, the balls were too big. That's what happened. What's a coincidence? In the last three years, they've noticed the New York sinking, and then we showed up with the balls. Do you think we could license New Orleans' sinking and switch it up?

Yeah, yeah, definitely. New York is sinking. We got another project for him, a licensing project. He's already got three projects on his plate. Tragically hip, if you're watching this, reach out. The hip. No one. I'll tell you, my uncle would fucking, he'd blow anyone in sight for a chance to meet

the hip. These guys, they like the hip. Oh, they like the hip. Americans don't know about that, the way that Canadians like the hip. No. But I actually thought it was due to the balls, but James Aldricher was happy because he sort of predicted that. Yeah, he goes, he's back.

He goes, I'm back. I told you New York was dead. I didn't realize it was going to he sort of predicted that. Yeah, he goes, he's back. He goes, I'm back. I told you New York was dead. I didn't realize it was going to be sinking into the ocean. New York is sinking and Danny's mom's got to leave. Bam. But okay, so speaking of moms being fat. You didn't know where we were going. I know where we were going.

And this is, we've talked about this almost. It's funny because you had a real experience with what we're about to talk about did i tell you that yeah okay in the past oh i well i had another one but oh you've had a second one recently yeah oh so basically this woman uh oh so i had two different ones but basically what happened was the reason i'm bringing it up it's because i basically i've done this i do this joke as in my special but about a woman having to get weighed when you go on the plane and so this i'm telling you fat people on airplanes is taking over the news cycle i'm telling you trans stuff is out and fat people on planes are really taking over so this isn't really a fat people on planes thing it's more just like so how it is so different there but this lady made a whole big uh

you know it kind of went viral or whatever right but this this lady they held up the flight because she got weighed like i told you over there they go step right up yeah they make you step on it was it america no this wasn't in america that's the thing right so in the philippines they don't put up with none of this body positive stuff you know what i mean you go yeah yeah okay we're not gonna be on a body positive crashed plane to make you feel better You know what I mean? He'll go, yeah, yeah. Okay, we're not going to be on a body positive crashed plane to make you feel better. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And there are like, these are small prop planes where you're like, yeah, we can't like, you can't be like, you know, weigh 185 and be like, how much are you weighing? 130. We're not asking for your ideal weight, lady.

We're asking for your current weight. It's not the Tinder profile, right? Yeah. Well, it's like a guy that was getting sized for a suit, and he was like, how are you? You're like, I'm 6'7". You know what I mean? We're upping the height for the suit.

You're going to have to wear this, though, at a wedding. You're going to have to wear this at some point. He goes, I said what I said. I'm 6'7". Showing up looking like he's got a doctor's hand. He goes, I'm planning on getting the surgery. So the ball's on this lady to be like $1.80. And they go, how much do you weigh?

And she goes, $1.30. And they forced her to get on the scale. Just look at them dead in the eyes and go 130 right and then the husband's probably like thank you so she basically got on the scale they did the whole thing step right up ladies gentlemen and then ding ding ding we're gonna make some changes here so they but the the crazy part is this is like the fourth thing in a row where it's like the the people on planes like there's the whole lady that shows the aisles aren't big enough that one is insane well it started out by being like and it's so crazy because they're making normal people like reasonable

people defend the airlines like you know what i mean like you're making us being like yeah you know what the airlines are not that unreasonable where i'm like we should all just be like yeah make them listen we all want first class. Expand the aisles. It is a good point. It is kind of weird. Well, it started being like they don't make clothes in my side. Now it started by being like, hey, I can't, you know,

this highway that I'm trying to walk across. They need to move the dividers on the highway because I can't roll on it. The sinkhole just opened on the street when I was crossing it. They need to reinforce these roads but what happened to me was i had just now so i've seen they had the same thing right but then the more important part was i've had a guy that sat next to me on this flight that i just went to miami guy sat next to me easily 370 right so he was so big daniel yeah how big was he when i he had to i had i got food and i had to pull my tray out it's pretty big this guy this motherfucker was so big they started eating my nibbling on my fingers i fell asleep i woke he started nibbling on my fingers. I fell asleep.

I woke up to him nibbling on my fingers. He's eating my shirt. No, it's even crazier than that. So what happened was this guy was so big that the whole time he's on top of me. That's the natural. But when I wanted to pull my tray out, he had to stand up because there was no way to get my tray out with him sitting down. And he tried to just move over and then basically couldn't do it.

And the same thing when the stewardess came in and she goes, put your tray down and I was like, I can't. And then she was like, put it down and I was like, talk to him, I don't know. Was it the arm? Yeah, so it goes out the arm and the guy's body is so...

I was going to say, I was envisioning this one in front of you. No, the guy's... Wow, that's big. It's on the arm and the guys oh it was the out the arm body is i was gonna say i was envisioning this one from the in front of you no the guy wow that's it's on the arm and the guy's body's covering it so much but that's not the crazy part you go whatever we got a big boy and it's in comfort plus at least he paid the extra money yeah this guy took a 40 minute conversation before the plane whatever eight minutes before he starts and he's he's on the phone sitting there as i'm squished in and he's like yeah okay what restaurant you want to go when we get there and he's like okay who's coming to that timmy he's like okay uh so how you been he's doing a full-out conversation which is like the biggest asshole move right but i go i that's the crazy part where i go if i was like so big that everyone on the airplane's inconvenienced i would be like a little uh stressed out to be uh yeah you'd be

hyper aware that's why when people are like some of these people it's like it's the same thing it was like the same uh his wife probably he she has to have sex with them you know what i mean he's probably like yeah what do i care it was like a very selfish person yeah so it was sort of just this guy was taking down the narrative where people are like well they can't help it it's you know blah blah he's just. He's just a dick. This guy was like, if anything, he probably like eats a couple extra to be like, fuck the guy beside me. He's a bit of a boss hog character.

Yeah. So this was the narrative where this was, you know, there's, there are all these nice people that are being wronged by society. I think this guy got fat despite people. I don't even think he needed to go on the plane. He just likes to, just likes to see people squirm. Well, Ryan, luckily you're playing the long game and he's not and that was not a pun have you seen uh the show did you know like uh the tyra bank show the tyra banks show i think her name's

well maybe not maybe it's just tyra i don't know tyra banks yeah not the modeling i think she's the modeler right yeah yeah okay well it's always america's next half model yes yeah but it's always funny like looking back at you know like when we were talking about dr phil and the yeah that clip went pretty viral but like the the nine that 90s stuff like the shows that were existing so tyra had this show and some of the clips i saw on the internet and basically they would get a girl that was like a bully and she was they said she was a bully to fat people and they dress her up in a fat suit and then make her go do stuff and then basically to show her that you know how hard a fat person's life is but it's all actors right so they make her go to the gym right so they put her in a fat suit and they make her go to the gym and then they have actors going

like look how fat you are like and it was like okay but that yeah it wouldn't happen and then they have actors going like, look how fat you are. And it was like, okay, but that wouldn't happen. And then they have her struggling. They have the music and they have her struggling to do sit-ups. It's like, okay, but she's not actually that fat though. And then she comes back and she's like, I realized how hard it is for them. So she goes to class, right? And so they make her go to high school

and she goes to sit down at a table and then the other kids go, no, you can't sit with us. You're too fat. But they're all actors. They're all actors. Like in the school. And she goes to sit down at a table and then the other kids go nah you can't sit with us you're too fat but they're all actors they're all like in the school and she knows they're actors yeah so that's so stupid it's so stupid so they put her in a fat suit then hire a bunch of actors to tell her she's fat and then she comes back and they go pretty hard being fat right she goes yeah i guess isn't that crazy yeah that show was so good yeah that was good that was when like modeling it was like actually hard like you actually had to make a sacrifice to be a model yeah that's now to like eat more fried chicken yeah you know i was thinking like um well i guess

a lot of people are just like it's with the plane stuff it's always just like okay well we just give them as much as we want you go who pays for it? I go, I guess the only answer is they go, everyone or the government, right? I mean, you must be really pissed off that you upgraded for more space and got less space. I went back. No, no. Yeah, you're like, can I downgrade to coach? I tried to downgrade to coach. They go, we've never had this request before.

Every seat was full i actually did a romp in the aisle and i was trying to find a coach seat that i could switch back yeah you should have you should have tried to go like to the back like last row go anybody want to just trade me straight up i kind of have a fear of being at the front of planes i'm a fear of expensive tickets yeah does anybody just straight up trade and okay check out the sea you go no no no they said that they don't want people going up there unless they actually have done a legal transfer of the legal transfer before yeah i wouldn't have you if you go up there they can tell they can smell it yeah they go they don't want poor people up there it's kind of like make a wish it's only an extra 40 bucks yeah but still

i never do first class i'm not some psycho. Yeah, but still, you're like, you upgrade for comfort plus, and you got comfort minus. JJ's joke. I think about this once a week, because I'm always watching Donnie Wahlberg and stuff, right? But JJ's joke, when he first started doing comedy, he goes, new kids on the block. Huh. They're not new, and they're not kids. Literally, that's a chat GPpt joke right now that's a chat

gpt's after but okay so but you know how they keep they like sort of voted to do the debt ceiling again right so basically they do the vote and they're just like it's just like funny meeting they basically meet up and they're just like how about a trillion gazillion dollars and someone's like i think it should be two trillion trillion dollars yeah they just like say these wild numbers and they're like, of just how much more money they're going to borrow. And they owe it to, they owe most of the money to China. Right. Yep.

This sort of reminds me, it was like, it was making me laugh. The idea of like, kind of, if you think of what the scenario is, it's like your body, imagine you had a body that owed like 150 grand. Right. And then you were just like, and it was you, you owe me $150,000, right? And you're like, hey, I need you to spot me another like two or 3,000.

I just voted that I'm going to loan more money. And can I go, I go, okay, I'll think about it. And then you go, okay, what for? And you go, are you going to pay back your debt? You go, oh no, no, no, no, no. This is, I got like some Ukrainian friend that I want to just give a bunch of money to.

These Ukrainian whores that I'm trying to hang out with. I basically have a Ukrainian prostitute. And you go, what? I'm not giving you money for the Ukrainian prostitute. You go, you have no, you have to. She got this Russian boyfriend and he's abusing her. And you're like, if you don't give me this money, then I definitely cannot pay you back. But if I get this money, I might be able to swing a few deals.

Yeah. And then get you all of your money back. Exactly. And then you go, but you go, okay, so you, okay. So if I give you the money to save this Russian Ukrainian prostitute from the Russian boyfriend, are you going to, what are you going to do? Are you going to fly her out of there?

Are you going to give her a new place to stay? She goes, no, I'm going to give her some weapons. So what I'm trying to do is I'm going to buy her some weapons. So she keep hitting the Russian guy, but you go, what if the Russian guy, you know, that could be bad news for her. And you go, no, this is the only way. And I'm going to need a lot of money. Yeah, you're like, do you want your money back or not? Yeah, and you go, and I'm not going to give you your money back unless you give me this more money.

And you go, how much do you need? A trillion kapillion. Are you a six-year-old boy? No, and this is really, and then on top of that, you go, okay, well, why? So is this guy just a bad guy? He keeps hitting her. He goes, no, I actually paid her earlier to do I'm not touching you in the russian guy's face for the last five years she's been doing i'm not i'm not touching you i'm not touching you for five or six days

straight seems pretty reasonable do you think that's that's the only thing i feel so the chinese guys can't i i know it's groundhog day though like they just do this every year yeah i know it's they always do it i go i i'm at the point where you're like just default already i want to see what happens because there's always that's the threat where we're going to default and not raise it but then they always raise it so i'm like let's just default let's see what happens the money that dr evil was saying when he was picking a high number is less than the ones they're actually saying. They go in there and they're like, okay, so right now we own a kapillion, katrillion, kazillion,

and we're thinking to raise in the debt to a kapillion, katrillion, kathillion. Add several zeros to that. You go, that can't be done. No. There's so many zeros. If they actually said the number, they can't even put the number up in the thing because they need a bigger screen it has like on the calculator where it just has like the e or whatever like it's too many digits our calculator that's kind of why that's what's

going on and then you go and then all of it is like well what do you need the money for and you go i'm gonna give money to this guy and i'm gonna give money this guy and you go you owe us a lot of money right now and you go there's more to be given. Yeah, yeah. They go, I'm good for it. Yeah. I promise. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. This is the country we live in.

It's very exciting. And it's the world we know. Well, folks, and you know what? After all's said and done, that's the country. That's right. I feel like on the internet, that's a big one. Anytime anything happens in a liberal city, people go, you voted for it. Yeah.

And you go, it's funny too because there's the other thing. All the migrants in my area where I live in Brooklyn right now, all like, so there's, you know, like the migrants, the title 42 expired or whatever. And so they're just like letting anybody come into America from Mexico. You can just like walk in or whatever. Where you no they're coming in through texas but then texas is like fuck you why do we have to beat it you can stay at danny's so they're like busing them new york so they're currently there's like all these migrants who are like like uh which you know their families and stuff like but they're staying in uh elementary school like two blocks from

their housing them they made them go back to school this fall they go you can stay in america but you're starting from scratch yeah they go see your ged is not means nothing yeah it means nothing uh but no so they're like no they don't know where to put them because the new york city is like uh sanctuary city so they're they're all like with the whole you voted for this they're like no we take the migrants so then greg albert in texas is like all right cool well here you go yeah and the city's like yeah we can't handle all these so anyways they're like temporarily housing them at these schools but so someone's going around and putting on all the windshields in my neighborhood like these

things being like there's all these migrants now who are like, they're putting them in our schools. And like the kids like- So they're sort of posters saying, we don't want them, get them out of here. They're like, our kids can't do after hour programs now. After school programs are like temporarily- So like off.

Gotcha. Dodgeballs canceled. Literally, yeah. Because of ratio. So like our kids are like on the streets now because all these migrants need somewhere to stay temporarily while they figure out what the fuck and do with them. So all these hotels in New York kids are like on the streets now because all these migrants need somewhere to stay temporarily while they figure out what the fucking do with them so all these hotels in new york that are like over overloaded that's such a mess that is a total mess but and

then new york's like you y'all voted for it is literally at like twitter right now because mayor adams is like this is great well we shouldn't have to take all these people below so i actually misspoke because the you voted for it doesn't isn't the one that's fun as funny to me it's more the one where they say you should move yeah because like especially if you right now if you like let's say someone didn't vote for it but they live here right now when the jobs are low and then the interest rates go up you can't it's you it's very hard to sell your house you know what i mean because if you have like a two percent locked in mortgage and then you sell that mortgage to get a new house and you had like

a fucking seven percent if you're a homeowner regardless just to uproot your life and but i'm just saying one real one is like for you to move right now is may it would you get like a massive ding on it i mean dude moving down the street sucks like yeah i mean that's what i'm saying just and like people have families and yeah what you actually have to do is when someone accuses you of not voting though you say them there's no saying before but basically you go someone because people always get mad that you don't vote you go who are you

voting for I'm going the opposite you go well now it looks like none of us voted no I piss them off a lot I go look I'm Canadian I can't vote but I'm still voting probably five times what well that is interesting that you got a you basically have binders full of migrants I can't vote, but I'm still voting probably five times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Well, that is interesting that you're basically a binders full of migrants. You have tons of migrants in my area.

I mean, they're all over New York City. I mean, I wish them all the best. I do. Uh-huh. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this country is the country of kind of loopholes, and they kind of got in on like a loophole. What's the loophole? They just walked across the border.

Nobody stopped them. I don't know. I mean, I would have done that to come into America, too. I done that to come into america too i didn't know that was an option we didn't know that was yeah we were like oh we're gonna hire lawyers and get letters from all these like industry professionals i said i was like apparently you could do this you go you lawyers the only option and you gave me this slimy guy you're sticking bindle right sticking bindle and david daniel was like you gotta talk to this dav this David Steinberg fellow. And then I went to his office after it was.

So I basically paid this guy $7,000 that Demi set up with. I go to his office the next day. It's just an empty room. Everything's taken. All that's left is the phones. All that's left is the phones. This guy pulled the classic trick in the book. And I noticed that Danny was walking around with a Rolex Classic boiler room

It's so funny I just see his fake beard Yeah, it's all the fucking It took me for everything I'm worth That is I would have done that I would have just walked from, I don't know I don't know where you walk, Quebec somewhere?

Quebec's a big one, that border That border, you're just walking into New York State? Yeah, you can't stay here, but America is right over there. It's funny because I think in New York, they're trying to send them up to Quebec. Here, they're like, hey, Marguerite, do you want to go? And they're like, yeah, we're good. No, but Quebec people are more,

they're not afraid to be called a bad name. Yeah, they're like, we have a pretty distinct culture. They also have a good out, though. They're one of the only white groups that get to be called a bad name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, we have like a pretty distinct culture. Because they have a good, they also have a good out though. Like they're one of the only white groups that get to be like, because the Quebec people are like, everyone calls them racist,

but it doesn't stick because they're like, you know how black people are like a voting block in America? They're a voting block, right? Oh, for sure. So they go, no, we are not,

this is not about white pride. It's about French pride. Yeah, and they're also like, have you ever seen a black person speaking French? It's weird, no? Is it not weird when you see it? It's weird, right? We're not the only ones who think that, no?

We're going to have a Haitian. He starts to speak French. Then what's next? What do you have next? Next thing you know, we can't have sex with a 14-year-old. It's a slippery slope. It's a slippery slope. Yeah.

So I think that's their reason. Yeah. But anyways, a bit of a migrant. You've been sort of big on the... I think you sent it to me on a couple of different platforms. You've been happy with the priest. Oh, the priest. And you made a video with it.

I made a video, yeah. The priest is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It is super funny because with the priest. Oh, the priest. And you made a video with it. I made a video, yeah. The priest is the greatest thing I've ever seen. It is super funny because basically the priest, they're sort of promoting it as like, this is to help, right? Because they're like, hey, we've got all these priests

and they're mucking around. It's so hard to keep track. There's so many of them doing so much fucking shit. They're losing track. They're losing track if we were the good priest and the bad priest, right?

There's a couple bad apples and they keep mucking their way in. They just have a bunch. They sort of have a gaggle of priests walking in and the other guys sort of, you know, they just sort of join

in the back of them and they go, oh, not you. You're not allowed to be around kids. You know that. So they gave each priest has its own QR code

and you scan it before you go into the buildings and it says whether you have sex crimes or not. It basically says if you can, it doesn't say specifically if you have sex, but it says if you can be around kids,

groups of kids, alone with kids. Or I guess like green, I guess it's like red, red, yellow, green. But imagine you're like yellow and you're like, you know what, in this circumstance, a yellow is as good as a red, okay?

This isn't a yellow like pin it and go through the light. This is a yellow. The weird part is the, because the things when you get a red, it goes, right? Stay away from the kids. But the green ones even weirder because you do the green thing and it goes, enjoy yourself. You think the priest. First one's on us.

You think the priest show up and they go to scan them and they're like, there's sweat dripping. It goes green. You go, oh my God. That's such a relief. I wasn't sure. Yeah. There's sweat dripping. It goes green. You go, oh, my God. That's such a relief. I wasn't sure. The priest gets the green, and he swipes it. He goes, ding, ding, ding.

Get in here. And then he winks at a little kid as he walks in. Yeah, finger guns. That is, yeah. I wonder why only doing that in front. That's so funny, though. Imagine being the priest. You're walking in with your buddy, and he scans his,

and you're just like, I think I forgot mine. You might have been just... Can you scan yours? It's cool. Oh, I forgot my QR. You might just like someone at the apartment trying to get a letter. It'll be like Vax cards, too. People will be getting fakes.

I really want to be around kids. I feel like I was improperly unfairly treated it was just a misunderstanding you might just let me into that the youth the youth area i just forgot my card who's like sending their kids to this church there's multiple churches i guess it's all catholic church in all of france it seems like the catholic church in france in general they're giving them the ideas are a thousand catholic leaders the ideas are good for one year and well it is funny though when you get your like card because if you're one of the guys that knows he was like a sex offender and they give you a card you just be like well what's this for then just so i can get denied like why would you but they're not like the thing is a red

is not like scram they're just like you can just only? But they're not, like, the thing is, a red's not, like, scram. They're just, like, you can just only do, they're still not, like. You have to go on the certain areas. Yeah, they're just, like, just you're only in public areas, I guess, when, like, everybody's around, and you're like, why?

Just kick them out. This is crazy. It's basically, so then that guy has to give his, like, sermons from 100 miles away. They bring him in on, like, the Hannibal Lecter, like on the the gurney or whatever like the you know so funny that is like a sermon they literally have to but it's kind of an warp tour uh like you know they have the just such a or like you know when they do those tours they have such a big yeah yeah you know and people said the the joke where they i think i can't remember i think it's hard time

yeah i think it was hard times They did a joke where the idea was because of the, like, the guys, like, some of the bands had sexual assault stuff so they had to have 100 meters or whatever. But, like, basically, that's this. There's going to be actual priests where they have the congregation so far back. This bullhorn.

And they got, just imagine giving a speech where you're just like, you know, and everyone just needs to help that fellow man, and you shouldn't commit any crimes. You go, why are you so far away? And you go, no, don't worry about it on that front. You think they, like, rag on them? Like, they're, like, shitting on them, like, hey, Redman over here.

Redman! Redman, why are you so red in the face? And the QR code. Oh, don't listen to this guy. Jimmy's got eight more months Of red QR dude He's doing weekends He's like If you're weekends

Of the red That's what yellow is You just have to do Weekends of the red card Yeah you gotta do weekends Or weekends You know Don't try

We know what you're up to On Friday night Friday Saturday Don't try to pop in there With the youth pass here But if you want to Muck around with the kids During the week

You know This is just a warning You just get a little bit Of time out You know what I mean It is funny actually Seeing some people though but if you want to muck around with the kids during the week, you know, this is just a warning. You see, you just get a little bit of time out. You know what I mean? It is funny actually seeing some people though, who they're like, obviously,

you know, against all this stuff, but then they're also like, yeah, that's a slippery slope though. That's the social credit score. Like it's all that stuff. That's where we're going with that.

Yeah. They start with the pedophiles and then they come for the good ones. They go, we don't allow this we should not allow this and honestly they kind of there is some point there but i mean that is they're in their organization but at the same time they're like next the priest is going to be like you know the guy who you know he's been and what are they gonna do teachers next he taught with no he taught with like the wrong book or whatever yeah yeah yeah they saw this guy this is basically this i'm sure some priests and

like catholic priests are like yeah this is basically exactly like when they put the armbands on the jews you think some of them tell me how this is different i can't imagine any of the guys that don't that have a green card are saying that yeah the green cards they go oh you got the that's the dogs play the green dogs play let the green dogs play what Let the green dogs play. You think it really goes to town? The guy's fresh out where he just got his two year bid was over of his red card. Just that feeling when you just get your card upgraded

to green from red. Now you are cooking. You think he walks in like let's go boys. I'm thinking about doing the youth pastor today, but he goes, but you're not allowed to do that. He goes, whoop. Yes, I am.

But it's the same as when you get fresh out, though. So when you go in, they give you the clothes. So he leaves in his clothes that he was wearing the day of. So he's got like blood on it a little bit. They should actually like put the QR code like embedded on their little smocks or whatever they were yeah just like the little sign

of whether that guy's a green light red or orange yeah maybe like an LED system so you don't have to scan it it just shows it up

then you have you have a kid that's doing like a night thing and the church is all dark and you just see a flashing red LED light

coming into your room yeah the door just pitch black opens like a red light. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Red LED light just creeping into your room. I mean, what's worse, the red or the green one? The green LED light,

because no one will believe you. Yeah, no one will believe you. Oh, come on. This guy's been green for seven years. He's as clean as a whistle. Dark stuff. Yeah, it's dark stuff.

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of people think it's a racial slur. Matt Walsh isn't happy with people being called karen nope it's i mean it does only apply to white white people so basically okay so the uber one was really really funny right because there's nothing i like more than dei stuff like sort of uh imploding yeah it's always funny right so uber has like you know a massive you know diversity equity inclusion squad right like they've got a whole team it's half of half the building probably right yep but so this woman this is kind of what my takeaway is from parsing out a lot of different articles because this woman basically uh she's an asian lady and she's running the DEI seminars, right? So most of her seminars are like, you know, about like, whatchamacallit, like black trauma and stuff like that, right?

Yeah, all the regular stuff. All the regular stuff, like why men are bad, right? Yep. But then she did a thing about why calling white ladies Karens is an issue, right? So this, and you tell me what you think. Do you think she just ran out of stuff? No, no. What I think was,

is the employees keep calling the customer complaints Karens. And so basically you have like a Uber, like, I mean, they have their like tech department and sales or whatever, but like an advertising, but a huge, a huge, probably 90% of their employees, if I was to guess, are doing customer service complaints right yeah for sure really that's important but they're and they're not they're

all in overseas right so you have essentially a lot of situations where white ladies call in and complain and a lot of companies right now it's become a culture where the employees are like oh it's another fucking karen right yeah and then people so a big part of customer any job that has customer service a huge part of it is like creating that culture right yeah and i think the culture of their customer service is them like rolling their eyes at like ladies calling in being like this uber driver did this and you're like even if the customer is wrong the culture is supposed to be like oh i'm so sorry not being like and then what happened oh my god did you was he playing the music a little loud for you and it wasn't you know what i mean yeah

oh yeah oh oh my god i bet you lost your wallet in there just because he's black he stole it off you okay it's just like i'm sorry karen yeah sorry karen so i think that's kind of the gist of like why this is happening but so she did a thing uh basically saying that uh had a name i can't find it right now but the name was essentially it says well it says don't call me karen an exploration don't call me karen an exploration of the karen persona that featured white women speakers i think it was no i think it was partially like because because they're like okay we've covered all the like this is bad to do things to all these other people and then white women who are like you know trying to get back into being victims someone i think talked into them being

like hey maybe we are i know that is the initial thing but i don't actually think because it's a customer service yeah yeah for sure for the customer service but this is about the but anyways it blew up in their face yeah this is about the like i'm sure that they look at the slack channels and it's just everyone calling everyone a care and the customers right and i i already know people that work in customer service that said they've had this same conversation at their job really so i'm also have some that's partially why i'm basing this off yeah yeah but anyways so regardless of that it's it's kind of funny because she basically did this uh karen seminar and then and then a couple karens black karens black karens yeah

they were they're not happy at all right so then this guy got fired this girl got fired immediately that's so funny let her go not a white lady either go far no it's asian. So it's kind of become like a whole debacle, right? Bummer. And I had, I'll tell you what, I had an Uber driver when I was in Miami. You ready for this? Yep. This, and it was not for comedy, but this guy, he has a book. He's like a black guy with, you know, the like the Bezos Miami man shirt.

Yeah. Cool guy, but like peak Miami man, right? And he was real smooth talking, right? And he was like, how you guys doing? Where you going to party tonight? And he had a book on his thing saying why you should never stop exploring your partner's body. Shut up. And he had that on me.

I swear on my life. That like what he's reading as he's waiting? No, he had it on. Basically, it was a decoration in his car because it was on it was like in between the two seats yeah like on the console he has like a hard copy book a part of me thinks he wrote it like he oh that's he's trying to this guy was that guy to the max you know what i mean yeah i remember saying like what bars are good he goes are you looking for he goes are you looking for uh sort of a party? Are you looking to be entertained?

The way he said to be entertained. He wants to take you to the Rippers. He goes, 11 or 11? How does 11 sound? And then all of his things were very, he started telling me about himself. And he said, he was like, you know, I like to go to the opera. And he had just all like guys, like perpetual pussy crusher behaviors. You know what I mean? Like this guy got, sounds like he got into being an Uber driver just to meet chicks.

Totally. Yeah, yeah totally yeah yeah solid dude but just the balls on him to have a never stop exploring your partner's body hard cover on the fucking front dash not the dash the thing in between but i was loving this guy like five stars five stars oh yeah that guy's probably got some stories oh for sure uh 55 nice Nice. Could have been older. Black. Decent looking, decent shape. But he told me some stuff where he was like, I've been in America for 20 years.

I lived here. He had a lot of places he lived, so he could have been old. Could have been like 63. You know how it is. But the Karen slur. It hasn't stopped him from exploring his body. He's definitely never stopped.

That's why he goes, never stop. He's like, it's the John Cena. Never give up. You know what? his body he's definitely never stay that's why he goes never stop he's like it's the john cena never give up that's you know what you know i told i think it was cory told me that but when it was yeah the kid at the wwe that john cena was losing and the kid stands up and he goes never give up that's this guy when he's eating out a girl and she can't finish because she's been drinking too much that night and he's trying to eat her out to completion it's like two hours in he's eating out a girl and she can't finish because she's been drinking too much that night and he's trying to eat her out to completion. It's like two hours in. He's like,

I got to take a break. Looks in the mirror. He goes, never give up. We're like, never give up. This guy, yeah,

yeah. This guy wants the job done. This guy wants Steven Seagal style to finish it off and go job done. Do you want to have sex? He goes, I just do it for me.

No, no, no, I'm good. I'm a pleaser. I'm good on that front. I'm a people pleaser. They call me Christopher Columbus

because I never stop exploring. Ooh, look at this. There's a part that I haven't explored yet. Back crevice. Let me explain. This guy's probably taking down some big white women too. Yeah, I hope he's saying that.

Let me explore that little area between the fold. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's too. Yeah, I hope he's saying that. Hey, let me explore that little area between the fold. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's the thing with Miami too. He's just in it for those 4 a.m. where you just pick up a bunch of smashed checks. Just a bunch of smashed heads on a bachelorette. Yeah, and just one of them is just feeling frisky, you know? And you go, we park behind a dumpster somewhere.

Just takes a look at the explorer in the body, and she starts feeling like she might be on explored land. Yeah. Hey, you know what? Call me a First Nations reserve because you might need to do some exploration over in this area. Let's just say the plumbing works not so great.

We don't have good plumbing on the reservation here. Anyways, we're going to smash or what? Also, there's something about a burial ground to be said. That's such a weird book to just keep in there. I loved it. He must get complaints about that. He must. That's why I was bringing it up.

Some people must not like that. Like a single chick who's on her antennas always up for this kind of stuff. He's black though. They're kind of stuff. She's black though. They're afraid of those. Right. It's basically one step away from like an Indian guy with the Kama Sutra though.

Yeah. Cause this guy, this guy had very much like, I'm selling you a pyramid. I'm about to sell you a multi-level marketing energy. I mean, if it was his book, I guess that's one thing. He's the, you know what? He reminds me of the type of guy that would have a massage business that only does girls and they're both nude. Where he gets on the girl's

body and it's way too... Yeah, you're like, if you find out your girl did that, you break up with her. What the fuck were you thinking doing this? As a business, he's a professional cuddler or some shit like that. You know what I mean? One step below a gigolo, this guy was.

I like him. Never stop exploring. But always people... So the internet is trying to say that the Karen is a slur towards white women. But it sort of started that way. And they're trying to keep it that way. But I say it's way more branched out to everything else. Yeah.

And even if it is a slur, people always say that. But no one wants to use me and Danny's slur, which is when people call us a Chad nonstop. I am not a Chad. Well, I don't mind. We all know we're Chads, but we don't need you to always be saying it. You know what I mean?

I don't need you putting that stink on it when you say it. And it hurts my feelings when I'm out there having fun and then I have to hear some, you know, some nobody doing a slur on me when he goes, Oh, look at this.

Chad bringing four girls back home from the bar every day and then still getting back to the bar for last call. Tuning them all up separately and Ubering back to the bar and catching another one before last call. What a Chad. Writing his book at the same time about exploring your body and never giving up on it. It's just difficult to watch. You know, yes, just because Danny is constantly, since birth,

taking down, you know, teacher after teacher after teacher at age five. Yeah, they're all rabbis. Yeah, so... Rabbi after rabbi after rabbi. The male rabbis? We don't allow female rabbis. Yeah, so there you go. Taking down male rabbis? We don't allow female rabbis.

Yeah, so there you go. Taking down male rabbis. A Chad. Just a Chad move. Major Chad. Yeah, but you've heard that before where you're doing your business and everyone comes up to you like,

oh, look at this Chad. And then, you know, it hurts your feelings. I always look behind me. It's kind of like, you know how black guys, it's like they still say it's racist to like stereotype as big dicks like yeah listen yes we know we're chads but that's our word i don't want to be also the r word is also our word the

r word i'd also like to be my i would like to have that as well our word i would also say is my word and then the things have been heating up for the other one they call the karen that we talked about the bike thief you've been just talking oh yeah with the bike thief yep i just thought it was so funny if you looked at the old article so basically it was uh they every place they she's kind of vindicated that she paid for the bike sort of thing but basically the old article goes white women caught on video trying to steal black youth bike in New York City. It's been getting outrageous the headlines

that they were having to run. I actually posted a good one on Twitter. I think you posted, yeah, the one you posted last night with the David Duke or whatever. That was fucking nuts. This is the article they ran. Nuts. Ron DeSantis will formally announce his 2024 bid with Elon Musk

because apparently David Duke wasn't available. I was saying that's a go-getter of a writer. What the? That guy's there for his first day and he came to play. He's looking at what kind of writers you write. He goes, and then he walked in. He slams that on the editor's desk and then walks away, flips the bird to one of the new writers.

Because there's someone that's like 55. He used to be a New York Times writer. Now he's writing for Vanity Fair. He hasn't been doing that good. He doesn't want it. He still considers himself somewhere a journalist in there where this guy's like,

that's how you do it, Paul. People in the newsroom are like, oh my God, he's going for the Pulitzer on day one. Exactly. He's like, you don't go for the Pulitzer on day one. What the hell's going on here?

Everybody's like, just quickly feverish. A lot of murmurs of like, can he even do that? That's crazy because there's like an editorial. White supremacy is officially

a multiracial movement you just posted. But there's an editorial process I think at these, unless ChatGPT has taken over and we just like don't know. They've taken over a bit, but I think the articles,

the headlines are still. But that's what I'm saying is like someone, someone like an editor that might have not even come to the editor as that either like it might have been something else and the editor goes you know what i'm gonna add this david duke part to it definitely or the other option is he wrote that article and he said like elon musk uh he did elon musk because david duke wasn't available right and then he just hears like chris i'm need you to get in here for a second. He goes, and he sits him down. He goes, sit down.

What the fuck is this? And how are you so fucking great? He flips it. You are a fucking genius. He goes, oh my God, I thought I was in trouble. He goes, how'd you do it? Are you using chat GPT? No human's ever been this great. That doesn even make sense the david duke thing either he's like why

would you announce your candidacy for president which is like i'm just having a little sit i'm ron desantis and i'm just having a little sit down with david duke on his on his website on his website because he's so relevant yeah david duke we're gonna do dot org're going to do a spaces on David Dew. On his geocities. Yeah, like 12 people are watching. No, on his AM radio show. Yeah, AM radio. The broadcast for 400 meters. Elon Musk, I don't know if you saw this, but he's been basically,

he's been doing the press circuit or whatever, right? But did you see this, the Elon Musk thing? I don't know. Okay, so I can't remember what he was on. I think it was like, it might even have been CNN or whatever right but did you see this the elon musk thing i don't know okay so he i can't remember what he was on i think it was like it might even been cnn or whatever but he's basically doing a um he basically said he's talking about favor he's talking about work at home and he goes and everyone he goes he goes the reason why uh working at home is bad is it's a moral issue he was like if you work from home, he's like, why should the coders have to come in and why should this

person, or no, maybe not the coders, he's like, why should the person who's building the roads have to go in for his job and you get to sit at home? He's like, it's a moral issue for people not to come in. And it was just like, well, that's the craziest take of all time. I don't get the moral issue. First of all, I don't believe he believes that.

So obviously he just doesn't like it. And there is a argument made where you go company culture does you need people to be there like here i've always said this if i had um it's hard it's hard to get like a thing going with about 10 people if they've never been in a room together but if we were in a room together every day for two months you could now be remote for the next eight months for sure right now every company's running on the fumes that they were all together so there is a something to be said yeah there's an element of having everybody like face to face and just talking and you're gonna look me in the eyes and you were just like elon musk is like yeah i just think morally people should have to go into work it doesn't even make any sense i mean like if you just say like yeah

we're less productive or whatever or whatever he doesn't want to say that though he thinks he's gonna make a more appeal to morality yeah that doesn't make i don't know it doesn't make any he has a pretty strong autism though so well the crazy part is on top of that so this is why i'm like you can't possibly think that because you go well people pick jobs based on that and put a premium on it but you go okay people right now if they're looking at jobs and they're like okay you know what i might take like a ten thousand dollars a less here because it's work from home like right now if you look at jobs that have to go in every day versus work at home it's like there's a premium for that right of course i mean yeah so it's like people are just making like literal market choices people and you know

the time you spend in traffic and commuting and tax there's a million factors so it does charge people it does charge the company more because if you go if every other job is 50 grand and they work from home and you're like we all we want everyone to come in you got to be you pay pay a premium for that sure i mean i feel like at the end of the day you're like if you feel like the product's worse than the company then you should be like that's should be your opinion i don't know the morality of it like yeah obviously people are gonna fuck off more if they're not at the office, probably. And it's hard to get people on the same page. Yeah, for sure.

It's so much easier sometimes. I mean, even right now when I'm doing editing with everyone, it's so much easier if you could just be like, walk over to a guy and be like, oh, just do it like this. Yeah, that's a zero latency, right? Where it's like everything you add. You have to make a fucking meeting for everything. Yeah, like everything you have to all add to these steps. And you're like, yeah, for sure. But I, yeah, I don't know what the hell he's on on with that one i think the

i don't think he believes it you know he like scheduled does all the scheduling himself which is crazy he has one assistant but he's like he said yeah like yesterday or a couple days ago basically because someone was asking him about his time management and so essentially he just gives days to his projects so he's like monday will be a twitter day that's a good way to do it for sure that is a good way to do he's like monday's a twitter day tuesday's kind of what i do tesla day yeah yeah but uh tuesday's jerking off friday's jerking off saturday friday's uh replenish but this is him bringing his young assistant in he's like yeah thursday jacking off friday she looks at it and goes what do you think Saturday is write it down

but he said he's like I have to do my own because he's like I'm the only one who really knows my priorities so like I just do my own this is how I feel about a lot of things too because a lot of people always go oh you know we were arguing with that guy that makes them he's like a filmmaker dude that we actually kind of met with a guy who was wants to make movies or whatever and

then he brought his buddy who was like the finance kind of component and I like basically argued with him for an hour and then left i'm literally the guy that i go no i'm an artist but one of my biggest pet peeves is hearing about shit from people who haven't done it oh of course like hearing about like making a movie or doing something and they from someone who hasn't done it just makes me like red in the face yeah i mean it's literally like the hustler grind set people and you're like what have you done and they're like have you ever yeah and they go yeah we'll just make a movie and you go blah blah and you go you what are you talking about i mean that's literally like your mom being like have you considered uh joining saturday night live yeah so that guy was exactly that he was telling me all these things oh you need this you need an

assistant blah blah and it was like the best way to describe it is you go well they don't know what my priorities are yeah for sure and you're probably and they change and they change i mean all the time yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean i'm sure some industries maybe that works and no the only way that it would work is if you had them with you at all times. Yeah. And then you have someone like tagging along with you. Yeah. While you're jacking off.

Rag me. Get the rag. No, not that rag. Do you think old school kings and stuff like that had like, you know, the ones that just always had a servant for everything? Do you think they ever had someone that was on like jizz cleanup? No, because they probably. Sia. I Do you think they ever had someone that was on like jizz cleanup? No, because they probably... Sia!

I don't think they jacked off. I think they just had a harem of chicks. They had the harem. Okay, what about the guy one under that who doesn't have the harem of chicks but he's got a couple servants? The guy who manages the harem for the... No, he probably still is just like...

He still gets a little chased. Scrape peeling some off the harem. Because he's probably like... There's one chick who's like... She's on like the bubble of the harem. She's she's like the last one in so he's kind of like you know i can kind of replace you like there's a couple of chicks who want to be in this harem right yeah so you know you that's the original casting code yeah exactly he goes you scratch my back and i'll scratch your back you know what i mean yeah whatever you scratch my back and then

i might keep you in the position to scratch his back. Exactly. You scratch my back and then you can scratch his back. Yeah. Or I could just execute you. We could do that too. We have a lot of options on the table. The ball's sort of in your court or the ball's going to be in your mouth. You decide.

You decide. Okay. So you don't think that there was a jizz cleanup guy in the medieval times? No. Like a dinklage situation sort of? I don't think so. Okay. No. clean up guy in the medieval times nah like a dinklage situation sort of i don't think so okay no there was maybe like in in a town like there'd be like the town jizz cleaner but that was like more of like a not not for the kings though i think that was accessible to everybody this guy

just walking around with a mop yeah just like this is like the guy who was like you know there was like a um shoeshine you're saying that was like a profession. A metal work. Yeah, just jizz cleanup. So do you think his last name would be like, because you know their last names. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like son of jizz, like jizz something. Well, if you're like a cobbler, like your last name was cobbler at the time.

You know what I mean? Yeah, comrade. I'm glad that they got rid of that thing where everyone had their names because that'd be bad. You had to be like, Timmy McDonald Cashier. Son of Jizz Sweeper. Son of Jizz Sweeper. It is me, John

Target Cashier. Son of Janitor. Yeah, it is better now. I'd say comrade Smith. Com Smith. It's Com Smith. That's what it is better now I would say cum reg smith cum smith it's cum smith that's what it is everything was

some sort of smith so what did cleaners get called though cum smith cum smith I think it's cum smith it is me

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This is Banger City. Yeah. Okay, so this is a Yortang. Ooh. And 10 signs you're not hearing voices. You're just clairaudient. So clairaudient is the big term that's getting pushed. Yeah.

Essentially. Is this schizophrenia? Yeah, it's so obviously schizophrenia. clairaudient so clairaudient is the big term that's getting pushed yeah essentially schizophrenia so obviously schizophrenia but they basically they've decided that um if if you're someone that walks around hearing voices hey kill him take him down it's time to kill him you're like well no what's actually happening is you're hearing voices from the nether realm and you're sort of tapped in. It's a little bit of star seed. It's a little bit, you know, they've taken a sprinkle of a lot of different things and you're hearing voices, you know, from the nether regions.

You're sort of tapped in and you have to listen to those voices. Yeah. So that's the other thing with the crazy shit they're doing. They're like, also, those voices are wise beyond their years. So burn it to the ground. Wise voices. This, I'm starting to feel like might be a grift. And I only say that because this is the first time ever that one of these articles is written

by a man. Okay. You think this guy? So I just looked it up. This is dude. His name is John Capello. You think John Capello got the game is mb he's john capello mba comma other expert psychic medium and he's a psychic medium dude but he offers his services

his expertise he's got like all the things okay astrologer author business coach speaker presenter he offers his services via telephone emails like everything he's just one-on-one sex coaching he goes i got i got it all for you so so this guy's all in on being an astrology guy and he's trying to push the idea that uh being schizophrenics really yeah he goes he goes so he's trying to scam money out of schizophrenics by being like come in here those voices that you're hearing are that's a big market you could that's multiple income streams from one person potentially the guy the guy switches you know he switches to his other personality and he was like well you know no tom got a session yeah yeah tom paid me i mean if you're trying to do the morgan did not pay me we can do the family pack

if you want but we have a family rate one of the most difficult is all this guy's a fucking ding a real lunatic yeah real loony real loony bin real loony bin one of the most difficult psychic senses to develop is the sense of clear audience the reason it's difficult is it's hard to discern the difference between your inner conscious voice and the information that you're receiving from beyond the physical. This guy has, remember the- That seems like a book that this guy would have. Crossing Over.

Remember that show with the guy? This has the vibes of the Crossing Over. Definitely vibes of that. Beyond the physical also has a bit of vibes of like, hey, come back, baby. It's going to be beyond the physical. We're going to have sex, but we're not, you know, I'm going to be in your body.

You're going to be touching my body, but both of us will be outside of our bodies yeah where you cannot convict me outside of my our bodies not a crime i don't know what you're under yes my human body was committing that crime and i was watching it i mean if you want i guess we both were watching it though aren't we both guilty really yeah saying it like beyond the physical this guy's trying to get a cult going for sure oh this is this guy this guy wants a netflix series tomorrow yeah yeah this guy's this guy's trying to get a cult cracking and this fact should not deter you from working with your wonderful gift what is it it's a psychic ability to receive intuitive information through the sense of

hearing beyond the physical sentence uh senses so the whole deal is essentially and they're uh okay clear audience is not a mental illness danny yeah that's they always say that what this is not a mental illness that That's my favorite thing. When three sentences in, they have to be like and by the way, by the way, I know what you're all thinking because I'm clairaudient. I know what all of you were thinking. These freaking idiots are

listening to you. I know what you're all saying. I hear every single one of your thoughts. They think you're talking about mental people. No, this is not a mental illness. Let them have it, Danny. You are valid. They're laughing at you. They think you're talking about mental people. No, this is not a mental illness. Let him have it, Danny. You are valid. They're laughing at you. I know they're laughing at me.

Who said that? You are valid. You are hearing from beyond the pale. Don't listen to these scumbags. No, no, it's not a mental illness. Stop saying that. Who am I talking to? Nobody.

Mom, no, no, no, no, no. I no no I'm just talking to my friend anyways Take your pants off Expose yourself Unless you want me angry No no I would not want you to be angry But also not a mental illness So that's what this guy's head's like right now Yeah sounds fun

Scam them He goes I'm trying shut up Take him for everything he's worth Sounds fun. Scam them. He goes, I'm trying. Shut up. Take him for everything he's worth. Grab his wallet right now. You go, I can't just grab it. We have rules in this world.

What should I say? You go, say that the orange is associated with creativity. The color orange. Is there anything orange around? Orange is a big one. It's creative. It's definitely not a mental illness. Okay. Orange, you're glad I only charged a thousand.

Take it with a fucking glance. That is literally one of the orange things. I know. I saw. So this guy is not a mental illness. So basically if you're wearing orange you have a clear audience. That's good. So you're basically getting astrology tips from this guy. He's got voices this. So basically, if you're wearing orange, you have clairaudience. That's good.

So you're basically getting astrology tips from this guy. He's got voices in his head. He's like, shut the fuck up. He goes, hey, are you talking to someone else? Are you on your Bluetooth or something? He goes, what? No, I'm just clairaudience. Now, anyways, let's just hold it together until the check goes through.

Make sure the check clears. He goes, we've got a lot of bills to pay. You've been fucking up lately. I guess you don't care. Light a match. Damn. Let me just read your horoscope here. I see an Aquarius.

I see you in the bottom of my aquarium. Hanged dry. Pick him up upside down. Let his coins drip out, those sweet clinging and clanging. Nothing gets this guy harder than a cling and a clang. You know, Ryan, pretty crazy. I just Googled this guy, and he's been dead for

14 years. Stop it. No, I'm kidding. Someone took the identity over. That'd be amazing. We start our own true crime thing right now. Does it start from the podcast, and we're sucked into this world? He's been dead for 14 took the identity over. That'd be amazing. We start our own true crime thing right now. We're like, does it start from the podcast? And we're like sucked into this world.

He's been dead for 14 years and then some guy took, the guy that, the voice that took his over is basically running the account. We should book a session with this guy. He took his,

yeah, have him on the pod, friend of the pod. 20 minutes, 107 bucks. Woo! One hour. It would be 107 with this guy. Yeah, yeah. They're all weird numbers. 30 minutes, $107. Woo! One hour. It would be $107 with this guy. They're all weird numbers. 30 minutes, $157.

60 minutes, $267. 90 minutes, $387. He likes the sevens, eh? Yeah, these are all Zoom ones. These are all online. 90 minute in person, $427. No, thank you. Yeah, that's... it's always 427 somewhere

today today it's on your bank balance hey listen it's always 427 somewhere so and then he has a lot of things that says you might be clairvoyant or clairaudient that are all real normal one you're a skeptic so it's just basically stuff that everyone sees themselves as like i'm actually a little skeptical if you might if i do say so yeah oh yeah he's the this guy's the number i don't don't mind if i do call myself skeptic this guy was voted the number one male psychic in the united states this guy's cooking this guy's cooking yeah clairaudient that means he's probably big enough that some people listen to this potter like he's actually pretty sick yeah he actually helped me with a lot

of my problems and that's why i wear orange now because i own it no this is someone listening to the pod right now what's the guy's name again john cab there's someone there's someone listening to the pod right now it's like you're gonna let him talk johnny like that i find out it's they play shows all over new york city they're easy to find. They just list where they're going to be with the times and everything. Go do something about this. Offend John. Also, I guess John taught you nothing, huh? What he taught you means

nothing. You'll just let his name be me smursed in front of your own two eyes. What a fucking waste of $427. Maybe me smursed in front of your own two eyes. What a fucking waste of $427. $427 on the fucking drain if you don't do something right now. Pick up the fork. You're killing them or you're killing yourself.

Burn down their studio. All of a sudden smoke just starts coming. Burn into the ground. No of a sudden, smoke just starts coming. Burn it to the ground. No one speaks of John like this. John the Con, definitely. John the Con. It's definitely John the Con. You think right now he's just in his office in Dallas,

and he goes, he's hearing something? He's like, his antennas are making some bad juice. His ears are burning. Yeah, somebody's going, his clear audience is burning a little bit right now. There's a disturbance. Some kind of disturbance. His ears are burning. Yeah, somebody's going, his clear audience is burning a little bit right now. There's a disturbance. Some kind of disturbance.

John Congeovi. Anyways, that's going to be $427. We take PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, Stripe, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Matic, whatever. We can just, if you want to just give me some of your clothes that add up to $427. Also, if you can't afford it, you can work here doing your own readings. I remove fillings if you have any gold or silver fillings. We accept the sale of PayPal.

We remove fillings. We accept gold. We accept gold at spot prices. We accept gold, silver silver we remove fillings uh we can shave a little bit off if you have any internal pacemakers with copper on them we can take the copper wire from under your house we can put a lean on your car just whatever we can definitely put a lean we're pretty we're pretty open to options other one is if you're detail oriented he really gives them a couple just bangers

at the gate to be like, oh, look at it. Detail-oriented, two for two. Aren't a bunch of these things what they say is hallmarks of white supremacy, too? Detail-oriented is white supremacist. Isn't that detail-oriented is white supremacy? Being skeptic of media narratives, that's a white supremacist thing?

Any media narrative that you're skeptic of. Interesting. Okay, so that's no good yeah that is no good oh you may be sarcastic this is just describing number 10 is 100 you enjoy the quiet that is white supremacy that's like tell me you didn't see like on cnn like that's one of the things i remember when this you're sitting on your porch i remember when this neighborhood was quiet yeah that loud. What do you mean by that? What do you mean by you enjoy the quiet?

Like you don't like certain music with maybe like a beat? Spound on that. Yeah. I remember when at 2 a.m. you could just sit on your porch and hear the sunset. Now you got people looking, wearing who knows what, romping around the city. And it's time to do something. Are you going to take action or are you just going to sit there like a little bitch? Yeah.

This is an interesting crossover episode. I remember when you could get a haircut in Brooklyn without music blasting in your ear. Without watching goddamn pornography on the TV at the same time. I remember when Gasolina didn't have to be played to get my hair trimmed they go hard in the brooklyn barbershops if you're a man like silence yeah what i just want to trim he goes no i'm good i'm not drinking rum It's only 11 in the morning. I'm okay right now. I don't need a glass of rum, thanks. Yeah. A little fuzz on my beard, too.

Buzz cut. No, I'm not. Quiet definitely is one. Okay, so you used to join the quiet. So it's very, we've also decided this queer, clearer audience are white supremacists. Essentially, you're a perfectionist. Yeah, well, you know who else was? Hitler.

And he got so, so close. Yeah, Hitler also had his version of perfectionism that he wanted, didn't he? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a lot of these, a lot of real overlap here. Yeah. You may be sarcastic or arrogant, and you do not filter your thoughts. Oh, a little bit of a free speech extremist here. John the Con.

Yeah. He's probably holding a glass right now in Dallas, just like. He's not having a camera, dude. He's getting exposed. Doesn't know why, though. Oh, he's probably sitting there in his Klan robe. He has to fucking take it off. He comes to the door.

He forgot to take off his Klan robe. And people are like, I'm here for my re- Oh, what's on your head? Oh, my God. Oh, okay. That wasn't me. Yeah. No, no, no, no. That's a white dunce cap.

Because one of my other personalities wasn't giving me clear enough. Wasn't giving me clear enough instructions. There's an issue for Claire audience because it can isolate them from conversations with friends and family. So this is them being sarcastic. So maybe you might be isolated if you were too into trump too oh ryan weird this is just a weird thing that i found but uh i looked up the this guy lives in texas and i looked up the uh grand dragon kkk robe and it is what color orange weird weird weird

that guy's yeah I mean definitely is a little weird you're drawn to orange this is a dog whistle website is what's going on here this guy's trying to infiltrate your tango definitely a dog whistle something going on here something unsavory we know what's going on

John Con Jovi real unsavory. We know what's going on, John Conjovi. Real unsavory. He tried to slip one in. It was like, you're drawn to orange. You may be sarcastic. You're a bit of a perfectionist.

You joined the Aryan Brotherhood. You tend to talk to... The Jews are responsible for all the problems. You tend to talk to yourself. Yeah, who really runs the Federal Reserve? You tend to talk to yourself. So that's another runs the Federal Reserve? You tend to talk to yourself. So that's another one that he's not happy with.

Or that he is happy with. Talking to yourself is the funniest one because the only time that it's acceptable to talk to yourself is if you were like working something out. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure.

Like you're talking to yourself to like work at a problem, not just for like for leisure. No, no, not just for... Like you're like, I have to give a speech or something or you're like, hey, I'm going to have a debate later and i'm like working out my arguments yeah i don't want to hear what it sounds like or something but the idea to just talk to yourself

in general yeah just out loud being like that's a nice you know it's well the crazy part you're just saying your thoughts saying your thoughts like a for no reason yeah mental patient yeah that is a mental patient or but apparently it's not you know what's the it's the clint eastwood what's his character clint is dirty hair dirty harry it's all that's who is a lot of this sounds like dirty hair dirty harry would definitely talk to them talk to himself a little bit he'd show up and he would see like you know he'd find a like a blunt rapper on his porch and he'd go, what the fuck is this? That's talking to himself. Yeah, that's more,

I prefer Gran Torino. That's what I was thinking of. Maybe, aren't they? Yeah, I think. Dirty Harry's like from the 70s, the Western. No, Gran Torino. No, I'm thinking of Gran Torino.

Yeah, when he's the old racist. Yeah. Calling everybody zipper heads and stuff. That's what I was thinking of, yeah. He'd find a blunt on the porch. Ah, the good old days of cinema, huh? What the hell is this? Yeah.

He would be saying that to himself. Yeah, 100%. Like a grit in his teeth. What the hell? Why is your mouth not moving? He goes, my mouth moving. What do those colored people do?

Oh, God. Playing the devil's music on all hours of the night on the streets. You enjoy the quiet? I can take a dog whistle yeah four hundred twenty seven dollars why you should listen to the voices in your head this guy's working for the voices for sure he's gonna uh so this is i'll just do this is the last thing we'll do with the clairvoyant guy but we'll just list a few of his other things one clairvoyance can be a warning of an impending issue that will require full attention so we don't we allow like some sort of replacement issue that's happening maybe they're replacing people with other other people

and this might be a problem going forward with maybe some sort of demographics. You're just going to sit there with your dick in your hand while they brown America. Your institutions just get infiltrated by non-believers. I'll tell you what, after I go in the sun, I'm a little orange.

It's a white guy on the field getting a sunburn. Yeah, another dog whistle. I got so burned last couple days and I was telling everyone that my royal blood's not meant to be out in the fields like that. I keep saying that.

Yes, I'm not supposed to be out in the beaming hot sun. I'm supposed to be on a throne and the cool thing being fanned off. That's how it was built. That's how my ancestors built. You're the cum ragman. You are the cum ragman. That's why you probably can tan.

No, you have the cum ragman. I have the cum ragman. Yeah, you have the cum ragman just fanning you on his off time. Claire audience can raise your attention level and alert you to a potentially harmful situation. Oh, like a sort of profile? Yeah, but even aside from the joke

that it's white supremacy, you know what schizophrenics do? They have, they're watching you. Yeah, of course. That is the legitimate description of, no, no, you actually need, it's like, it's going to raise your alert to something that will require your full attention. There's a potentially harmful situation yeah like the schizophrenic

that's literally yeah 101 of schizophrenia which is like the it's like the towers like the 5g towers just like what yeah exactly all the putting the signals in your brain you know so that the to say that do it like a schizo someone would say i have voices in my head and they're telling me that like someone's trying to wish harm on me, and someone's following me. And he goes, I mean, then that's what's happening. That's what happened to Prince Harry. These are insane.

Claire audience can give you the answer to a problem or issue you've been trying to work out. It says Claire audience can give you the answer to a problem or issue you've been trying to work out. Yeah, like which one of your relatives is trying to kill you. Which one of your neighbors has been... Had a strike first. Yeah, which is the person in your neighborhood

that wired up cameras in your house that you can't find? But you're certain they're there. Claire Audience will inspire you. Inspire you to burn down someone's house. Claire Audience is a gift from the universe. Claire audience makes you aware of other people's thoughts so that's what making aware of other people's thoughts and be like so you're calling me a fucking piece of shit are you doing in your head i can see you literally describing how the nutbags on the subway that's exactly what it is it's a bunch of clear audience that's what i will say if the slang you

go you go listen i'm not trying to make this a class issue, but I could say that we use a few less clairaudience on the sidewalk, on the subways. A few more Marines and a few less clairaudience people, if you get my drift. If we could keep these streets clean of clairaudience, it's just getting a little too whimsical down there. Yeah.

I don't like my thoughts getting red all willy-nilly that one's so funny though saying that he's like so this guy's the guy basically in his thing being like uh you know my my brain's telling me there's all these threats and he was like you got to listen to him and then on top of that he was like also you i don't know if you know this but people who have that affliction of yours you can tell what other people are thinking just walking up to people and it's just like what the fuck you say to me it was like nothing is like yeah i can see you're taunting me yeah you're taunting me that's like definitely one of the clear audience on the subway would come up and be like what are you looking at me like that you're taunting me you think you're better than me

i can see you saying you're better than me you're saying it you're thinking it yeah this is give me your money yeah generally those people don't have 427 dollars 90 minute session no i will know that the clear audience are taken over if you're on the subway and then someone does a little bit of uh you know they do the subway show or whatever and comes out to me and he goes excuse me uh you know i just need a little bit of cash you go sorry i don't have anything he goes i'm only asking for 427 and i'm like, what the hell? And as they say that, the doors close. And I go, ah. I'm just stuck with them.

It's just you and them on the car. I don't need anything much. I don't need much. Just something to get me through the night. I don't know. Maybe $427. What? No.

Oh, no. The clear audience are taking over. Oh, no! The Claire audience are taking over! Your logical inner voice is different from your psychic inner voice. The Claire audience voice is a rebel. Of course it's a rebel. Claire audience voice isn't going with the program.

Yeah, he doesn't abide by the rules. Claire audience voice doesn't abide by the rules. No. Yeah. No, we don't. Bit of a bad boy. Your Claire audience voice has a bit of a leather jacket smoking a cigarette we don't. Bit of a bad boy. Your clear audience voice has a bit of a leather jacket smoking a cigarette

situation going on. Bit of a Fonz. No, it is a little bit of a Fonz, but it's more the Clint Eastwood where it's, he kind of walks through

and then, you know, he goes, notice anything a little different from the color profile of this neighborhood? Doesn't follow the rules. You know what it is?

Your inner voice has a caution tape over its mouth and its profile photo. Big, big caution tape. So I would say that I'm a little... Prince Harry was a little clairaudient when he thought that he was getting chased do you think it's possible that the person following Prince Harry when they made their whole stink was just trying to tell him his tire was flat

yeah for sure like that I mean the funniest part is the tag I didn't actually really follow the whole thing cause I'm like it's just funny because you can't have a high speed fucking car chase in Manhattan so it's like they're saying chased but what they really mean is Followed But they're like the kings there and a couple people were like

Let's follow see what's going on over there The best part is the taxi driver so they got out of their black car As a diversion And they like hopped into a taxi Like you would imagine like a movie And then they interviewed the taxi driver and he's just like Yeah it seemed fine They were behind us.

But like, I wasn't, I wasn't worried or anything. It wasn't a high speed chase. You can't go, you know, that fast. The guy's like, I'm a taxi driver in Manhattan. Like, it's just, this is a normal ride. I don't know. He's like, we did a loop or something and then came back and it was, yeah, it was fine. Alec Baldwin has, speaking of the little celebrity fucking gossip corner here.

Yeah. This was a shocker, actually. I've been liking him because he went out there. has this article where he's basically people are saying all sorts of things there's one where he's calling uh everyone peasants and stuff like that where that's what i was saying it's like i've said this before but if if they legitimately if he had killed anyone on that set there would have been footage of him like yelling at the guy's face you know what i mean of course you know you killed the you, you killed the driver and then here's a video of you yelling at the driver for driving

not at the speed. You know, I said 68, not 69, not 67. Yeah. But so he's been in the news calling people peasants and all this different stuff, which is so funny. But then more importantly,

Alec Baldwin, and this was confirmed by someone else, he's been calling out... Jason Bateman. Oh yeah, he said that Jennifer Aniston has such bad breath that no one can kiss her in the movies. I'm surprised he said that jennifer aniston has such bad breath no one can kiss her in the movies i'm surprised he said that in an interview but that's so funny i guess it's just a known thing she's a big smoker and coffee drinker it's pretty wild she

keeps the looks because it was painful i mean every man who's had to make out with her on tv and movies do it like there's an underground hollywood movie support support group of like like they're all just like it was hell on earth poor thing yeah so there wasn't really much more about that but no but i mean i'm sure it can't be that bad that really it's like i honestly feel like the way that because he says he found it painful due to her extreme like he's just like i don't know how to do it seems very like almost trump like you'd hear trump saying something like that he's just like, I don't know how to do it. Seems very almost Trump. You'd hear Trump saying something like that. He's like, she's a nasty woman with gross breath. That's such a thing you do, Trump. Doesn't it?

Because it's kind of seeping into him. Yeah, definitely. Real nasty woman. You always know when this woman's coming. The worst breath, ugly teeth. You smell it from a mile away. Nice wreck. I kissed the girl I thought was going to die.

Barely finished the scene. Some people thought I might the girl I thought I was gonna die Barely finished the scene Some people thought I might have been dead I was one of those people I'll tell you what Smelled dead Her breath Yeah definitely

Is a little like that Yeah So now to Kind of circle back To our intro So we will touch on All the stuff that happened So

The bush The bud light thing There's like five of them In a row So we're just gonna Just a little bit of a summary. There's a lot of things happening. The Bud Light one is super funny. And the reason is because they're sort of ending up like these tech companies

where they tried to play both sides, and now they're getting just grilled in Congress and stuff like that. So essentially, Anheuser-Busch, they had an ESG rating, a high rating from doing all this stuff. Then they had an ESG rating for the, you know, a high rating from doing all this stuff. Then they got boycotted, fired the CEO. Now they got like military cans and stuff like that. They big, right now they're just like every can's got a bit of shrapnel from 9-11.

You know what I mean? I mean, they're in damage control. This is massive damage. But now because they're in damage control, the LGBTQZ group started boycotting. The gay lobby. The gay, oh, that's what you talk yeah yeah no it is a real like we say gay lobby but so like literally there's this thing called uh it was what was it called cie or something so they're getting it from all angles they're screwed

yeah it was i can't remember what it was called but it was um i have oh uh you know what it is it's get woke go broke and then stop being woke go broker yeah yeah basically yeah i don't i had it earlier but i can't remember what's called ceo cei or something but yeah it's like a organization they're like a gay rights organization which they literally lobby the government on behalf of like gay stuff and then they go here's a score what do you think we're gonna give you a score it's like extortion do you think they have accents uh gay accents like do you think the lobby when like the seven lobbyists come in do you think they're all like hello like yeah or maybe you think what they're oh this is what is the corporate equality index but do you think they're called the human rights campaign and they

have the best they make the best names right because they make a name where like how could you oppose this of course they go we're the human they're like we're the save puppies foundation that's what they all and then you go right and you go i don't i have some things you disagree with and you go oh so you want to kill the puppies okay why don't you strangle them right now and just cut to the chase here's a bag of puppies here's a bathtub go do your thing go do your thing yeah that's how you all feel we all know it's getting there so why don't we just cut out the middleman and strangle them right now basically but it's called human rights campaign and then they they decided i don't know when but they go we're gonna start giving corporations a score

out of 100 for how much but that's what i'm saying it's like yeah they're it's like doesn't it feel a little like sassy gay guy rating supermodels like he's like amazon's like oh they're pretty good job seven yeah pops but anyway somehow i wouldn't yeah i wouldn't work with them with your pen you know what i mean like the the rating system's very sassy you know what i mean it's a bunch of very sassy it's a it's basically like the judges on america's top model but like when they have a gay guy there like it's rupaul yeah it's rupaul so it's like nine rupaul's sort of thing and they're just like facebook comes in he goes come in and then they go so we're looking at our score and he was like you're a fucking two tops yeah but

so but so anheuser-busch had a hundred this is what it's called it's called the corporate equality index they so this gay lobby group lobbyist group or whatever made this thing they just arbitrarily made a thing or give you a you said you you saw the gay lobby or no sorry I was saying you're in a gay lobby at the back yeah yeah the lobby at the bath has a bath house yeah yeah yeah but they made they I mean Ryan has a score of a hundred waiting for a room to open up you actually scored a hundred yeah Danny broke the meter like a fucking thermometer yeah it's my scores like golf I have a negative six. I actually have a negative six.

Ryan's way over par. That's so funny. Ryan's gay over par. This guy's gay lobby score is off the freaking charts, dude. Broke the fucking meter. But anyways, it says it's the national benchmarking tool measuring policies, practices, and benefits. I've seen 101 Dalmatians. No, I've seen 101 Danny LGBT scores.

All LGBT employees, blah, blah, blah. So they give you a score, but now once you say the score means something, once you flaunt the score, then you've got to keep up the score. Right, because they're like, oh, look at our 95. Look at us, we got a 95. And then they go, hey, you did something we don't like. You have a 50 now. Do what we say.

And it's very sassy, too. They come out, and then basically what happens is the CEO of the company, they do a vote. They go, okay, we're going to replace this person at Bud Light. And the guy just, he walks by his window

and he just, he has a pen and a paper and he just goes, huh. That tie with those socks? He sort of writes down like, and you're like, wait, hey, what are you writing?

What are you writing? These are Hermes. These are nice. What? Oh, nothing. Neither here nor there. I'm just minding my own business. So the guy's just sort of walking around Anheuser-Busch giving him scores on stuff all day.

Are you going to use that shade of blue? It's Bud Light. It's iconic. I don't know. It's kind of 10 years ago. Army on a can. Big yikes. That's going to be a big yikes from us.

I actually don't know, too, but I saw some rumblings on Twitter that Soros is behind this thing, too. He's the one that funds this. He's behind everything, dude. This guy, how does he have that many hours in the day? He's a prankster, man. That guy is. I honestly don't know how. I mean, i guess people have said it's his son sort of doing it now and he just sort of sits around he just sits around but it's like how do you exactly right or his foundation but it's like if it really is him it's like this is a busy corporation the soros

corporation like here's the thing like they have it on there so they have 379 of the Fortune 500 companies are basically doing this. Because I guess they sign up. They probably give them money to give them a score. Well, it is the Homer Simpson meme because basically everyone yelled at them and they stopped being... They were like, okay, we won't do all the gay stuff anymore.

It's like the Homer Simpson going back into the bushes. Corporations going back to not being gay after they fucking start losing money on it. Basically, yeah. It's the DEI departments once people start like once the company's stock starts dropping it's like they get the first thing to get slashed they say this they go like uh data from the ci tells the story or what is it um all about like workplace inclusion and you know employer commitment to equality all that stuff but like i was dave smith got into something about some trans thing and you

know because and it is a good point where people are like you know trans rights are and they're like what rights do they not have that's what he's saying yeah and it's like it's true well adidas they now have the right to uh wear a well the adidas one they said the guy wasn't even trans it was just like they didn't even say this is a trans guy it's just straight up a dude in a dude in a bikini that one was fucking great that one was good calvin klein it was like a dude 10 times fatter than you and he's just wearing a fucking halter top yeah dude i love it i love like i love this shit the adidas pride too is because they said all day i dream about sex now it's like yeah they used to be that whereas now it's this it's a straight up dude in a bikini with a bulge this one's been

really good but then the other thing is they said they only have plus size models for women so if you're not like a fat woman your only options are looking at what the dude in a but you have to look at the bikini and you either if you're trying to buy a bikini your two options are you can see a girl twice your size wearing it or a dude it's so funny too because we're it so like not that far removed from it was just some some supermodel and then women were like well i don't really like identify with this supermodel i don't look like that here's what you and then they go here's a fat chick and now here's just like we either i'll tell you what we have two options you can we can put the bikini he goes i want to see what that bikini looks like he goes you have two options we can put the bikini on rikishi or a thinner rikishi oh it's the best you just have to look at like a joke card they sell at spencer's gift shop

and see what it looks like but okay but the best one in my opinion was starbucks uh tried to do it in india right and they tried to go like full out with like a trans hat or whatever, right? I guess that stuff- Which is pretty light compared to American standards. I guess that stuff has finally made it over to India. It's made it over to India a little bit. It's just like how they're probably getting like John Wick 1.

And Starbucks is, to be fair, like a pretty gay, you see there was like a big meme that went around. It was like, line up for $1 coffee and it's no one there. It's like line up for $7 coffee made by a bisexual. And it's just like a fact. I mean, they are maybe

the number one employer of... Right. So that is their deal. That is their whole deal. You know what I mean? But pretty light ad by American standards because it was essentially...

It was like a dad and then she goes in and her name was... What was her name? His name was like Arpik. Arpik. And then she goes... You know, his name is... She changed it to Arp our pika or yeah just threw an a on the end and then

and then the dad goes for me you're still my only kid i accept you you know basically it's kind of that's that it's nothing crazy the girl's like hey i'm dad i'm not our pick anymore i'm our pika and the dad goes i'll allow it yeah but then so i didn't like the part at the end of it people were not happy i didn't like the part at the end of it people were not happy i didn't like the part at the end of it that he goes fine i'll allow and then he splashes her in the face with acid though i thought that was i thought the acid to the face was maybe like a little much me too but people are protesting but how funny is it, the idea of a bunch of Indian dudes outside the Starbucks headquarter being like, give us back our bobs.

Give us back our bobs. We want bobs. We want bobs. You take our bobs away. You know what's the interesting thing, though? You try to take our bobs away, you're going to get hurt real bad. You're going to get hurt real bad. That would be funny

if the directors cut they were that was the original thing dad couldn't decide where he goes i accept you are you gonna get hurt real bad it is funny though the um like you know how people move to the brands that they're like oh i'm going like the non-woke brand and so the big winner in all of this is tim hortons that's my favorite part of the article my by far my favorite part of the article by the the way, and probably the number one employer of Indians too. Probably, yeah. So Tim Hortons,

Timmy Ho's, is making a... They're in India. They're in India now because Starbucks, basically Starbucks is like where the gay coffee shop,

which they already sort of were, and then Indian dudes were like, I'm not gay. Now they're going to Tim Ho's. In India,

you can literally, at Tim Hortons, they sell cups of liberal tears. Tim Hortons they sell cups of liberal tears Tim Hortons is all about all this stuff too they'll wait

until they see Tim Hortons is advertising yeah of course of course Tim Hortons is the commercial we did at the beginning

it was just so funny when they tried to do this stuff in India and be like what? what is this? what?

why is our you'll know you'll know give You'll know. Give it a little time. Give it a little time. So let's go. Timmy's in India. And they said, go send this bullshit and you sell this bullshit

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