The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Ladies go Crazy for Luigi Mangione, & Study Confirms Journalists Can't Function in Life

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

Hawk Tuah coin was a rug pull, Hunter Biden sold his landlord art he made with his dookie, and is Trump going to annex Canada? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Tile - Go to https://tile.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout to get 15% off! Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get EXCLUSIVE holiday deals Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $5 (over 40%) off your order! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings during the holiday season SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Las Vegas: Dec 13/14, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy   00:00 - Assad’s escape 01:19 - Intro 01:46 - Rotten Milk 05:16 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 06:15 - Ladies Love Cool Luigi 20:20 - Ladies Don’t Love John Hinkley 25:09 - Abortion 27:15 - AD - Tile - Go to https://tile.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout to get 15% off! 29:13 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get EXCLUSIVE holiday deals 30:52 - Luigi’s back pain 37:52 - Luigi’s book list 44:43 - Apple’s running out of ideas 46:34 - People benefitting from Luigi dominating the news cycle 47:57 - Ryan reviews the Rockettes at Radio City Music Hall 57:54 - AD - Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $5 (over 40%) off your order! 1:00:28 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings during the holiday season 1:02:25 - Hawk Tuah rug pull 1:17:38 - Hunter Biden sold art using his own dookie in lieu of rent to landlord 1:19:00 - Is Trump gonna annex Canada? 1:21:50 - Journalists are officially dummies 1:23:14 - Schulz vs. Rappers 1:26:00 - Danny’s conspiracy 1:33:04 - Journalists cont’d 1:34:10 - Sketch idea 1:34:36 - Wrap up

Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad has escaped to Russia after his government was overthrown by Syrian rebels, with rebel leader Abu Mohammed al-Jalani commenting to say, I'm definitely happy we took over Syria, but it's a bittersweet victory because we didn't even get to sodomize him once. Not in a gay way or anything, it's just when Gaddafi was overthrown, the rebel forces got to sodomize him, and it would have been nice if we at least had the option. Bashar al-Assad, on the other hand, said that despite being overthrown, he was actually happy with the lack of sodomy, and responded to al-Jalani saying, that's right, b****, I'm in Russia now, so good luck trying to sodomize me from a different side of the continent. I know you

were eyeballing my ass, but this one's exit only, and if you think you're ever going to get your grubby little paws anywhere near it, keep dreaming. According to sources close to the Syrian rebels, al-Jalani did not seem like himself at the victory celebrations and has been pacing around the headquarters muttering to himself about the lack of sodomy and was even seen attempting to lodge a bayonet into the backside of a statue of al-Assad before complaining to lower-level rebels that it just wasn't hitting the same. Sources inside the Kremlin say al-Assad has been badgering President Putin to allow him to send a high-resolution photo

of his naked backside to al-Jilani with the caption, the one that got away, to which President Putin has stated he wants no part of whatever weird shit is going on between these two. The boys! It's the boys' cast!

The lads! It's the boys' cast! The dudes! Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast! Never in history has a week been so eventful As this week that just happened Also, I thought I was sick for the last like three days And it was my stomach, everything And then I realized that I've been drinking expired milk By like three weeks

What? But you can smell, like you can taste and smell it It goes deeper than that, my friend I wish it ended there Where you're just like pouring out just like a block of cheese and you go, there's something wrong with this milk here. Honestly, I wish it was just that. I legitimately threw out two things of cereal

because I thought the cereal was bad. You're like, honey, did you buy milk with pulp? I like my milk without pulp. I swear to God, Danny, I was fucking feeling so crappy. And I go to this cereal. I was like, something's wrong with this cereal. I kept thinking the cereal tasted weird and then i tried the other one i'm like all the cereal's bad did covid rob you of your ability to smell are you just learning that are we learning that right now that's what i think that's what i was concluding i'm like maybe i can't smell

because it didn't smell weird i was just this cereal fucking tastes bad turns out it's milk the whole time and i also noticed that the coffee the coffee i had was extra creamy and i was like something's weird with this coffee and i was like the beans are different oh my god i wasn't putting together that the milk i was having spoiled milk is like pungent and it's bad for you yeah yeah so i've been just cranking expired milk for two days straight ryan's just drinking bad milk, being like, gotta get those gains. Drinking bad milk. And every time I had the bad milk,

I was thinking it was something else. I had the bad milk and I was just like, fucking air is weird today. Ew. I know. Also, everyone got in my head on the podcast because everyone was calling me chubby in the comments. That's why you're on the milk diet now?

You know George Costanza, when they call him no chin and he was looking at a thing? Yeah. I was like That's why you're on the milk diet now You know George Costanza When they call him no chin And he was looking at a thing I was looking like You're the fucker In the mirror I actually was in the mirror Being like fuck am I chubby

And then I was I was thinking I was like You know what it is I go maybe my Maybe the no sleeping Is just making my face puffy Maybe you're getting bloated

And I started thinking Maybe my jaw You know the things where they The people have the jaw strengtheners Yeah yeah Turns out they don't do nothing. The muon doesn't do shit. I've seen some people being like,

it's really bad for you. Like dentists are like, yeah, it can really hurt you. I've looked into the jaw strengthener. Jaw strengthener is like a total load of shit. Plus you got to walk around with this key chain thing around your neck that you just pop and you don't.

Well, anyways, I got to the culprit. I think the milk was bloating me up. A mixture of the bad, I've been drinking milk, it's been three weeks so I've been drinking expired milk every morning for two weeks. When did you buy the milk? I mean, I don't know.

What's the milk cycle in the long household like? Usually, the milk is just a little bit in the coffee, so it lasts me a few months. Milk doesn't last a few months. I'm finding out now that this is problematic whoa but i i took me a while till i realized that we get in the big gallon jug buddy i have an area where i throw out boxes and i had the cereals there i went to the box at bad area and put the cereals back the good news is we recovered the cereals good ew yeah it's problematic yeah you're just like his milk

the milk really is i'm walking around dying i'm like everyone's calling me chubby i'm like i'm fat i'm dying i think it's over i think i had a good run and turns out it's been mainlining dude i couldn't even drink a sip of spoiled milk i've just been drinking it for three weeks i thought this protein cereal was problematic. Ew. Yeah, it wasn't good, man. There's a mixture of things. I was having a rough couple days.

I mean, that's literally the number one food, maybe, where you know it's spoiled. No, we got to the bottom of it. Immediately. Also, we got to the bottom of Vegas this weekend. And just an announcement that Vancouver is on the books. Possibility Danny might come. It's the whole thing, just for the last Vancouver. So, Las Vegas this weekend Danny might come. This is a whole thing just for Las Vancouver.

So Las Vegas this weekend. JJ and Eric are going to be there. I'm actually going to film some videos in Vegas. Minneapolis, Edmonton, Phoenix, Vancouver, Portland, Tacoma, Los Angeles, Irvine, San Jose, and more. But yeah, check that out at ryanlongcomedy.com. Edmonton. When are you going to be there? April. You don't want to be there? April.

You don't want to mention the dates? There's the ticket links are up, so it doesn't matter. Just check it out. Go to Vancouver. If you're there, you're there. There's no ticket links. If you're there. I just checked for the ticket link. They're not up yet.

Listen, if you go to Vancouver and Danny happens to be there, that'll be on you. Just maybe knock on the doors of some of the comedy clubs. It's a ways away. But it's April 17th to the 20th 20th girls 420 in fucking vancouver dog i'm gonna be so fucking blazed everybody put them up never in history of women be so horny for a guy than they are for the united ceo bitches killer bitches they're not bitches they're not horny for the ceo or sorry they're not horny for the spitting on that fucking chump's grave man girls love they're gonna they're gonna

chicks are gonna go full like uh westboro baptist church and they're gonna go protest that guy's funeral oh yeah yeah they go fuck you it is it is really uh it's one of those things when girls like the bad boy at the beginning but then they don't then once they start dating them they try to tame the guy so they're sort of the reverse because they girls are like the bad boy at the beginning, but then once they start dating him, they try to tame the guy. So they're sort of the reverse. Because you know that if a girl at the beginning, they're just like, you're fucking killing CEOs. You're such a bad boy.

And then within a week, maybe not a week, but like four months into dating that guy, she'd probably be like, what are you doing? Where are you going? You're always putting your hood on. Yeah, you go, I'm going to kill another CEO. That's kind of my deal. Oh, I thought we had plans.

We were supposed to go to Ikea today. Yeah, you go, I'm going to kill the CEO of Lululemon. He goes, I like Lululemon. I don't like it when you wear that hood on. Yeah, you go, I'm going to kill another CEO. That's kind of my deal. Oh, I thought we had plans. We were supposed to go to Ikea today. Yeah, you go, I'm going to kill the CEO of Lululemon. He goes, I like Lululemon. I don't like it when you wear that hood either. Why don't you just buy a bike? You're always taking a fixie. Real yappy for someone who's dating a murderer. Girls love it when you kill, you know, girls love it when you're killing people before

they date. Once you start dating, they'd hate it if you killed them. They'd get all mad. Oh, you're killing me now? It's just like comedy. But they love it, and then they go, still doing this, huh? Every night, huh? Every night, huh? You just gone every night, huh? We watch a movie, you go, yeah, I'll be home at 1.30 in the morning.

So you're just gone every single night, are you? Yeah. Yeah, that's what I do. You liked it at the beginning. She would love this until he's going on his five-hour trips where are you doing oh there's a new health care ceos nah i don't know yeah he's like can you help me uh 3d print a ghost gun yeah she goes uh we have groceries to bring in boy stuff exactly right they love the bad boy i my favorite my favorite thing was uh the idea that doing a day in the life video because he obviously did a romp in central

park afterwards he was cooking around left his whole monopoly day in the life video because he obviously did a romp in Central Park afterwards. He was cooking around left his whole monopoly money in the bag. Like real Joker. He is a little bit of a Joker. Real character that guy is. You know what? Can't believe he didn't shave the eyebrows. What a mistake. Why? That's how they caught him. I don't get how they caught him

period. Some snitch at McDonald's who worked at the McDonald's. I get that part but why did he not just have a mask on when he did the shooting well he did he had a he had like a well he should have had because you have to get the pictures you see on tiktok and stuff everybody has those like latex masks you know where you can just like put over your head and like they look like pretty convincing yeah could have done that but the kanye west one on yeah i bought one of those off of alibaba and you're like pretty set like or just go with the shy or the shy popping around new york with a shy you blend in yeah yeah well you don't blend in when you're white and a shy

but um yeah yeah anyways he uh they literally the chick at McDonald's was like I all I saw his eyebrows because he was wearing a surgical mask and she's like I just saw this like eyebrow eyes and she's like I knew it was him caught him on the italian brows eh luigi man caterpillars yeah this he's gonna be getting i'll tell you what when this guy's in prison he's gonna be getting snood sent right i know he might be a gay but actually no i don't think he is actually you don't think he's a gay i don't think he's a gay no i don't think so we got his reading list we'll go through that but you sent me this article it may seem bizarre but many women including me are captivated by the hot assassin, writes Clara Gaspar.

Yeah. Chicks love a hot assassin. Especially when it's an assassin for a good cause. I know. I saw. You know what? It was to me when I saw. So the health care insurance CEO.

Yeah. To me, this was sort of nature healing again, where it was a little bit of, you know, I know that some people think that you shouldn't be happy about death or whatever, right? Piers Morgan had brought people on and he did his thing and they go, you seem happy about this.

A man is dead. Taylor Lorenz is like, he's like talking about it. She's like, she's like couldn't contain her. Sure. And I agree. You know,

some of the articles were like, this shooting was inevitable and all this stuff. And yes, people are a little giddy over the fact that the guy's dead. Sure. And it's a guy dead and pierce morgan likes to bring people on he goes you're a man is like he's very he literally goes what the fuck is wrong with you yeah yeah yeah and obviously sure whatever get mad at it obviously someone died it's in poor taste to probably gloat about it but

oh yeah at the other side if you go if you go on further than that, we have a scenario now. Five years ago, remember in COVID when big pharma CEOs were the heroes and comedians were the villains? Yeah. Well, we're back to how it's supposed to be. Listen, if you want to be the multi, multimillion dollar CEO of a big pharma company or a big, huge insurance company, it like you know what comes with that people aren't gonna like it yeah you know here's a little twist the people when the fingers were pointing they were getting pointed at me and you before i know this is where they should be we were the ones whose lives were in danger exactly yeah yeah they were people random white guys were just getting killed on the streets this this is at least a natural order of things sure this is well the big twist here is all

the leftists who are pumped about the united healthcare ceo getting popped they still love the healthcare the pharmaceutical ceos they're still they still haven't they were like no not like if fauci they'd be all like fucking armbands wearing armbands in the street being like they got fauci yeah they had a pfizer they still might be unhappy about him getting it. They're not going to like Albert Bourla. But it is a little bit. I mean, to be honest, I wouldn't like Albert Bourla if it took a hit to the Viagras. No. Well, they're off patent now anyway, so we're good.

Yeah, I know. We got the generics. That would be imagine that guy got popped. Imagine that guy got popped and Viagra's off the market all of a sudden. We're going to do a pause on Viagra. You want to see riots. You want to see a fucking protest. Some estrogen riots.

You'll see them. Yeah, but I'm just thinking a bunch of nine-year-old guys out there. Well, a lot of chicks not getting dicked down anymore either. Chicks wouldn't be happy about it either. Oh, nobody would be happy. The dudes would probably be sweet, sweet relief for them. They'd just go, hey, I gave it a try. I can't.

What am I supposed to do? Yeah, I guess I'll just take up woodworking. So to me, the obvious thing is people are hate CEOs, but I felt a little bit where this is good old-fashioned. If you're going to be a college activist, this is what you should be mad at. You know, a pharmacy CEO. And yes, it's a little bit of a dirty business.

You're doing the best you can to pay the least, which I think a lot of people don't understand. That's kind of what insurance is, where you go, how did I pay this much and I only got this much? You're like, yeah, if everyone got more than they paid, that wouldn't be a company. Yeah, it's not a business.

Yeah, and the thing is, Shkreli, I follow him on Twitter or whatever, obviously, and he posted something. He's like, their margins aren't even crazy. Like, it's not like... That's not who you want defending you. Yeah, I know, I know, but he's just like, they don't even make...

He's like, their profit margins are like 10% max or whatever. So it's not like you want to know i know but he's just like they don't even make like he's like their profit margins are like 10 max or whatever so it's not like they're cleaning up now i think it's it's multi-tiered it's like it's the hospitals it's the medical industry it's pharmaceuticals it's everything well it's kind of what you say people talk about uh whether this should be socialized health care and you've kind of said you made this point that you go you basically have it already yes you do have the insurance that you're forced to have except if people don't have it a lot of people get paid for anyway so you're you'd be better off yeah it's the number one canadian piece of misinformation when you live in canada is you think that like somebody goes to the hospital here and they like broke their arm and they go see you later yeah because you can't you don't

have insurance i'm like no they fix your arm i remember i had a high school teacher she literally and then they just started getting rid of the bill yeah they're like my friend broke her arm and then she like couldn't get her arms but a lot of these are you know someone needs this medication and i mean i'm sure yeah medication there's extreme scenarios where it's like grandma's supposed to get the medication and they're just like we push off the claim as far as we can i'm sure who know or they make medicine super you know they're like insulin is super expensive sure and there's certain businesses if you're gonna be a tobacco guy if you're you know if you there's certain companies when you get

into those you make tons of money you go guess what one of the things that are going to come to the bet come with this is college activists you're going to be on their shit list get security get some private security you're the ceo of fucking philip morris weapons contractor like you know if you're going to be the head of you know if you're going to be the head of raytheon yeah you don't get to also come out and do that you know you don't get to come out like the king of england and wave to everyone well and then they cheer for you no no you get to at the very least at the very least people don't love you no you know what i mean if you're a working class guy like you know cops were sort of they were in the shopping block and sort of same thing you go you know sometimes

they go too far but you go the guy it's it's like kind of a rough job to go be like a cop in like a major city too though is these guys should not be celebrated this is how they should be looked at where they go yeah but the ceo of united healthcare like his backstory is literally like he came from some town of like 1200 people in iowa's like dad was like a farmer his mom was like a fucking janitor or some shit like he's really like rags to riches guy. It wasn't something. Well, you're imagining a scenario where they're not going to be mad at someone. They're always, someone's in the chopping block.

Better him than someone. I'm just saying, if you are to pick. Better him than me, man. Better him. Gotta be somebody. First they come for the healthcare CEO. Then they come for the comedian. I've been kind of saying that, though. love girls love this guy a little too much you

know what i mean it's the same when girls hate billionaires a little too much it just makes you want to like them like you get no matter what you think of anything like if you're dating a girl and she's like fucking billionaires before you know it you're just like if anything billionaires are sick yeah it just makes you want to argue for them. They're like, fucking Elon Musk. Before you know it, you're wearing a Dogecoin shirt. You're like, we're going to Mars. The man's taking us to Mars. I mean, the Elon Musk one, the worst is fucking Jeff Bezos.

There's so many comics that are like, Jeff Bezos sucks. You're like, do you have Amazon Prime? Of course. Yes, you do. Danny's living in some bizarro world where he thinks that there's going to be no hypocrisy among these people. At least if you're like an Elon Musk thing, you'd be like, okay, well, I don't drive a Tesla. But the amount of people who are here specifically, like Jeff Bezos, they're like, this guy's the worst fucking supervillain. You're like, do you have Amazon Prime?

And do you use Amazon nonstop? Every single day. You know what it is? I think a lot of these people, they're like a Christmas toy. They wind up and they go ticker, ticker, ticker. And then they're pointed the wrong direction. Sometimes you just you wind up and it'd go and and then they're pointed the wrong direction sometimes you just got to point them you go healthcare see look at that oh look at that guy that's wind her up again it's like a huge guy that's like looking to fight in a

bar he you know he bumps you and you go and you go i think that guy just looked at you weird and then they go fight and you go whoo you know that's, I think you need to point these people at healthcare CEOs. You look at that guy, that's, look at that. You know what he, do you know he denied a claim? Him personally too.

It wasn't even some person who worked there. It is, you know, and it is a fun, I've been saying this, it is a funner opinion to have doing the Elon Musk.

They're just like, like billionaires. They go, you know, billionaires should give their money to, you know, those people. Like if I was a billionaire, I should give their money to, you know, those people.

Like if I was a billionaire, I'd give my money away, which is sort of like a bit of a simp take because it's sort of the same as like a guy watching like a, like a girl and being like, that guy's dating her. If I was dating her,

I'd be treating her way better. It's kind of that. Like if I was him, I'd be giving everyone money. I'm the opposite. I see a guy, I go, man,

I treat that chick way worse. You're treating her too nice, man with a billionaire it is uh that's the funner opinion to have is you go that guy should give his money to that guy i know well i've done my part here if i was a billionaire i would pay more taxes and you're like why so the government can just waste your fucking money him give money to him i've done my part health insurance ceos you go do it better this guy's making too much money you know stuff like that like it's walking by a homeless guy and you're like can someone do oh you're not gonna give him any money you're like what about you you go i don't know if you know this i'm the mediator yeah i'm the one who shames people for

not i'm mediating between you giving him money so i'm i've done my part i don't know if you know this. I'm the mediator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the one who shames people for not giving him money. I'm mediating between you giving him money. So I've done my part. I don't know what more I could do here. I'm so full of smug right now, I don't think I could fit another square inch in me. Right. So there is a part of it when you're in those arguments.

It does make you simp for billionaires. And you know, all these people, girls always go in on that and they say... Except for that Bill Gates. Fucking love billionaires, dude. Except for that Bill Gates. I like the billionaires that have my, fucking always go in on that and they say, Except for that Bill Gates. Fucking love billionaires, dude. Except for that Bill Gates. I like the billionaires that have my fucking line with me on everything. The minute there's a divergence, I do have a problem with billionaires.

Yeah. They do get a little smug sometimes. You're like, you got to watch it because people do have a tendency to come for the billionaires. And that's what happens next. And CEOs getting killed is on the table. This is like French Revolution shit right now. And then when we're billionaires, they're going to come for us. That's why we have to make sure that the billionaires have a clean path, though.

Because we're probably, I don't know, what do you think? A couple of years with the billionaires? A couple of years. Yeah, yeah. A couple of years away. When the boy's got his billionaires in a couple of years, we don't want to set a precedent that you could just take us out. No, no, no.

But we're not going to be a bunch of chumps. We're going to have private security. Black too none of that right fucking second tier shit it's going to have eric prince guarding me himself yeah you're you're smart about it but i guess you don't have your if you're just a ceo you're not thinking i gotta have security with me uh they're thinking that now dude they pulled off it's so funny like every health care company's like i guess we should just pull off all those like headshots of all our ceos off their like our websites you have to operate in the darkness like cvs pulled you're like there's a thing called the way back machine we can see who your ceos are your public companies you can't hide who your ceos are it is also funny too because they're just like

okay we have to do all our meetings in secret and they're just like wearing capes and they're just like maybe they do have a point this actually does feel kind of evil now. Denied. In like a cloak. Denied. You know what? This felt a little better when we were in suits.

Is the cloak necessary? Well, if you want them to see your face, I guess don't wear the cloak. If I'm being honest, this does actually feel a little more evil now. Yeah. You go, do we all wear the capes? You're like, you want to see our faces? You're like, yeah, that's actually a pretty good now. Yeah. You go, do we all wear the capes?

You're like, you want to see our faces? You're like, yeah, that's actually a pretty good point. Yeah. You go, why did I get a devil outfit?

You go, we tried to buy 10 things. They just were out. So we had to buy two devils just because we were, we couldn't find 10 black cloaks. Too close to Halloween, unfortunately. You guys got the grim reaper thing.

It's like, I don't know, it came with the, you guys gave me this it came with the costume yeah did you need that denied that was so it is a better activism for them to have yeah yeah the chicks are liking the assassins though fucking assassin they don't like though what john hinkley john they hate johnley. Because he's a fucking gross old dude. Danny had a John Hinckley.

You have been sort of Hinckley news. Oh, I'm a Hinckley fan, man. I'm a Hinckleyite. I don't know what his fans are, but the guy can't catch a break. Yeah. And honestly, it is even worse with the fact that there's now this like hunk assassin who is like literally like the biggest celebrity in America.

That could have been me. Hinkley's like, yo, I tried to kill Ronald Reagan. Yeah. None of you guys like Ronald Reagan. Yeah, what am I? And I'm in Williamsburg and I'm getting shit. Williamsburg, Virginia. Yeah.

But anyways. Is that true? Yeah. Williamsburg, Virginia. Holy shit. Yeah. The whole time I've been reading this, I he was in williams no no no he can't show his face he's in williams why can't he show his face in brooklyn i don't know he'd

be liked in brooklyn because these people don't have any consistency they're like they only like the hunks who are assassins so this guy just straight up his problem is assassinating well not hunky while not hunky and if i just be for the record i didn't find this guy particularly if you ask me i'm just saying this is the story six pack that's his big thing yeah i mean this not hunky. Well, not hunky. And if I just be for the record, I didn't find this guy particularly. Yes, we are. I'm just saying, this is the story.

Got a six pack. That's his big thing. I mean, this again, this is just, this is the story that's being painted is that everybody's like, this guy's the hunk assassin. I know he's going to be,

he's like the Boston bomber where he's going to be the times person of the year. The whole thing. Yeah. Well, no, they gave that to Trump. They're to give that to Trump today. Oh,

so he's not going to be the next one. Maybe next year. And then the year after that, and the year year after that and the year after that and the year after that until time just folds it does show girls true nature though there's nothing they love than a guy who goes and does their bidding for them i know and you're like you didn't really did you really hate healthcare ceos that much i go you haven't even thought of them yeah you go on the list of all the villains in this country that was like way low on the list. Healthcare CEOs.

Insurance, yeah. Insurance or whatever, yeah. Okay, so Hinkley basically, because you brought it up, and we're not done talking about this, but Hinkley's thing was he wanted to, because he's been getting denied. He keeps doing these performances. He just wants to play.

He just wants to do his art. Now he wants to start a music store.. Now he wants to start a music store. Yeah, he wants to start a music store. He wants to do some things. So he's like, I'm going to open a music store in Williamsburg, Virginia. However, citing safety reasons, John Hinckley Jr. said that he has scrap plans for now to open a music store in Williamsburg. This guy is foiled at every turn, by the way. I would just like to make it clear.

This guy, anything he tries to do gets shut down. like to make it clear this guy anything he tries to do gets shut down uh and it says he has however he has kept his plans to perform his music publicly in the new year which is also getting canceled this isn't even like a nighttime show this is a 3 p.m gig this guy's getting hit right and left i mean he needs to leave virginia first of all well where do you go i know well not the center for politics in the world how about that to start like okay if you walk around dc every second person like works in the government yeah yeah the swamp rates yeah yes he's he's living in the swamp i know as one of the guys who tried to kill a swamp member that's a good point i don't think it's the members now i know but maybe reagan's not a

swamp member i don't know but if if he left uh virginia like if he just lived in pittsburgh or better portland i promised the guy who killed reagan wouldn't be getting his shows canceled in portland yeah but if luigi mangione was like i'm doing stand-up now they let him out on bail he's playing met life like he's playing a fucking where taylor swift plays your your main point through all the stuff you're saying is that there's hypocrisy. There's a bit of a double standard here. For the good-looking guys. When you look like a gross ogre like John Lee Hinkley, who served his time.

He did 30 years in jail. And he did his time. He got out. He's like, do you not? These people are terrible. Didn't even work. Yeah, didn't even successful. Yeah, he wasn't even successful.

Shot Reagan in the gut. Didn't work. Then they served his time. He's like, i'm a new man i just want to play my art yeah luigi mangione i guess his yeah and they did he did at the time he might have been getting some snizz thrown at him though you don't know that hinkley yeah any anybody at the time hinkley in jail might have been getting some snizz dude richard ramirez the night stalker was like notorious he getting literally like, he was on trial for raping children and he was getting like nudes nonstop.

These women be crazy. They're fucking nuts. Again, on the other side of it, if there's a hot female criminal, I'm sure there's a bunch of simps sending her shit too. Yeah, but do they let the dick pics through? That's what I wonder. Like if you send a dick pic, like just like actually print it out. Well, if not, I sent Mind Yoni all these for nothing. You got his Addy?

I'm going to send him some hate mail. Yeah, so I've never seen in recent history girls fawn over a guy like this. The Boston Bomber was getting a little of that. Yeah, he was getting a little. Yeah, but nobody liked him. He was widely panned. You know, I had a good analogy for you by the way on the topic of activism you know how um uh because i've been making the point with girls

say that it's not it's not a good argument to say that abortion's only a woman's issue because you're like well it's obviously like it affects guys and it's one of those arguments where even if you do believe it you go obviously the people on the other side, the easy rebuttal is you're like, yeah, well, I see it as my kid. So it affects me. Right. Well, not only do you see it as that, the courts see it as your kid. Yeah, exactly. I try to be like, yo, well, I wanted an abortion.

She didn't. If someone, if someone stabbed it, it would count as your kid. Yeah, exactly. Right. So it was just like, even from a, just from a semantics argument, if you're on that side, it doesn't, it makes a, it's not a good argument to be made that has nothing to do with men of course and i was kind of thinking it's like a good joke was saying that it's when you say abortion has nothing to do with men it has nothing to do with men like the same way that breast reductions have nothing to do with men you're

like you're allowed to do it but i feel like it affects me a little bit of course i go i know your back is feeling a little better but mine's feeling worse exactly and the last guy whose back felt bad went and killed the ceo of united health so like if your wife's having a kid whether she keeps it or not affects you a little bit the same way as if she's getting a breast reduction you're like at the very least i'd like to be consulted sure sure unless those things are just absolutely sloppy wiping the floor is gonna do at the very yeah but maybe that's some people like that well the guy who's with her that might have been his whole thing yeah because this girl might be not even hot but she's got these massive cans and then you find

some massive can guy and then she was like well now i'm just a fat chick without the can yeah i'm just wait i'm just with a regular can chick right now what the hell is going on here yeah you just turn those cans into cants do you think women would take do you think a plurality of women would take a deal if you go hey abortions for everybody but if the guy says he doesn't want it then he has no legal responsibility i think they've been floating that out there yeah but do you think women would be like that's a good deal no no no they would say hypothetically an argument but once it came down to it they would fight against like once there's an actual vote yeah they would fight against it but at the time they might be like fine yeah but

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So the other one, this is the second thing, is Luigi Mangione's back pain. This is a New York Post article. They said, Luigi Mangione's back pain was so intense, he couldn't be physically intimate with anyone, former landlord says. And he tried you think the former landlord got to pay the rent somehow so apparently i think i saw the interview with it he was like some he was living in like some weird hawaii like hit kind of yeah

yeah thing where it was all like remote workers who would like go to hawaii and it was all like they were all like in ayahuasca and stuff. That's actually a current theory too, is that he did psychedelics and it broke his brain. Yeah. That's, I mean, we know someone that said their boy went to school with them and they said that they think he's having a psychological break. I mean, dude, there's a guy who I went to summer camp with. You got to go a little, at the very least, you got to go manic if you're trying, if you're

putting, putting together that kind of stuff. Dude, there's a guy who i went to summer camp with who was like really big into weed when we were in high school and like this guy sounds sick so unfortunately i follow him on facebook and uh this is actually not even a joke so i follow him on facebook and i've never spoken with him but he used to do comedy actually for like a couple minutes in toronto really yeah and and but he's like literally not on this planet like and was that from acid or weed i don't know but it's definitely from drugs like i remember him as being completely normal and then he had something and this is we're talking now yeah 25 years probably that he's been like this and i went and literally looked at his facebook yesterday to see what he's up to and like he's got this like long beard he's

just like he's like one of those dudes. If it wasn't for his family, he'd probably be homeless. And then there's a video. I mean, you, if you dress like it into the Grateful Dead, all that sort of stuff. Kind of, but no, but all his posts are like gibberish. Like he posts all these like, I'm a CEO. No, no, it's like real schizophrenia.

And then he had a video on his Facebook page of him literally like basically jacking off. No. I couldn't. Dude, it was crazy. I was like, I. Danny was almost late coming in here. Gold mine.

Yeah, video. But it was like, it was, I couldn't believe it because he had this video. No way. I'll show you afterwards. He's just like, it's him holding. So he's like, I'm going to start an OnlyFans. But then he just thought he'd put it on Facebook and he goes, I'll get money somehow. But it's just like, I think everybody around him

knows not to pay any attention to him so it's not even flagged or anything. But it's just like him. One view, it's just you. It's just like him holding his camera. Yeah, probably. It's him just holding his camera. I go, this is weird.

It's just like silent holding his camera and then his hand's doing something and then he moves the camera. You go, oh, this guy's like stroking it. It wasn't out. What would you do if you found out about this guy? And then then first of all why did you decide to go check out his profile i think i either was on facebook posting something and then i either saw a post from him recently and then i was just like okay and then i was like i got in your head but what would you do if you

went to this guy's profile saw all the wacky shit you're looking at it being like this guy's nuts and then you see the jacking off video and he looks up he goes you like that danny well then i would have that you were on i would have a full psychotic break at that moment i would be joining him yeah you're fucking loving that aren't you danny little pervert you want to creep my page because this is a trap have a seat danny chris hansen i have a seat yeah he goes actually and you go if you want to look closer guess where i am your bathtub what the fuck what the hell he's at your wife's parents house yeah but anyways the drug shit is like you know because i used to smoke a lot of weed and you go some people they don't get out the other side i know some people

just like i remember you have your thing i have like the mushrooms where it split your brain yeah split my brain i was weird for a week and a half yeah whatever semi weird for another like some people just like you do a drug once and you're like certain drugs like you know psychedelics weed whatever and you're just like just kind of never come back well i think if you have yeah if you have like bipolar schizophrenia type of stuff in your bloodline it makes it come out yeah yeah i know there's i know multiple people that had this kind of stuff but you think it might have been that he was in hawaii he was hitting the ganja some people think because he was uh i think they said he went to oaxaca mexico or he was like hanging out with these people who were like big and oaxaca is like the

ayahuasca place where people go so there's a theory that maybe his back was all jacked up and then big back problem and he was into huberman and all this stuff i know i actually made a list of his books he was into yeah yeah but then that's a current theory is that he just because like they had all these people tweeting at him and he basically went dark like six months ago. Went to many ice baths. Yeah. People couldn't, people couldn't find him anywhere.

Like his family, his like friends were like, well, like basically he just went dark. Went off the map. Off the map. Yeah. So that's a theory is that he just had a psychotic break. I find it funny that the landlord knows this information. He goes, he was suffering from backbiting to the point where it was not possible for him to have sex with anyone, his former landlord says.

But it's funny, they're interviewing the landlord. They're just like, you know, what did you think of him? What kind of guy he was? He goes, guy couldn't fuck, eh? Like, how do you know? He's like, dude, I had a cup against the wall. Every night I hear this guy, different broad too, eh? He's got a different broad every night just apologizing to her, her it never happened before but between me and you it happened yeah yeah

that's a bit of a liar to be honest that's probably the part i didn't like about him the most was the lies yeah yeah i mean this is bad but you should hear him a lot of these broads and then i have to watch him i come to see him come out and i don't want to say anything because i don't want to blow up his spot but then the next one so the landlord somehow has information but i think what the landlord was saying was he goes we got to chatting yeah and the guy was like you you know i can't bone because of the back yeah well his or his twitter profile photo for luigi is uh an x-ray of his back and it has like four like gnarly pins but do you think it's possible that luigi manjone is such a heart throb that he comes in and he's always disarming people, right?

So the landlord comes in. The landlord's there with the wife. He's like, you know, I'm thinking about moving into your bottom unit. And he's like, just so you know, I can't even fuck you. My back is so bad. Yeah, he's such a bro. He goes, just put it out there. I know you got daughters.

I know you got a wife. I'm telling you my back. I couldn't even. Yeah, I couldn't. I know what you're thinking. Even if all your daughters at one time, just total fantasy of every man man just all the daughters at once couldn't do it if i wanted to i'd love to it's not even on the table away this thing oh ow it's hurting all there it goes again oh i'm gonna kill the ceo he's just always disarming people because he doesn't want people

to think that you know he doesn't i'm just so you know i wouldn't fuck your girlfriend even if i wanted to i couldn't uh speculations have swirled that manjiani's chronic back pain was connected to the murder manjiani was arrested with a manifesto he knew that dating and being physically intimate with his back condition wasn't possible i mean i'll tell you what yeah it sounds like he's back blown out you tell a guy he can never nut again you know he might you try to do some crazy fucking shit yeah hey man they'll drive you crazy so his book list he's in podcast list got released he only listens to hawk to a non-stop his top five spotify yes top five most played episodes is episode one of the talk to a podcast five times over and over hawk to and then he goes like listening to hawk to

the response to hawk to it you know just uh the books about the audio just like the transcriptions of the hawk to a podcast but this is what you listen to catch 22 moby dick john stewart mills on liberty marcus aurelius norwell's 80 1984 the marcus Aurelius didn't work. That didn't take, apparently. I don't remember the part in Meditations where it says, go kill a CEO. Meditations did not take. I think Meditations is kind of like, things won't be so bad.

The only way out is through kind of deal. I mean, he might need that in prison. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, at least, you know, yeah yeah i mean at least you know from the sounds of it this was read a lot yeah this was slate by the way so slate was kind of uh they were having trouble with their fact that they think he's a hottie with a hottie with a body but then also he was listening to jordan peterson and stuff they weren't like they didn't know what

they had they were trying to spin together a narrative they're like it could paint a paint a picture of a complex guy. They go, you know, there were parts that even says there might be intellectual dark web. But then at the other side, they really were trying to write off of an abusive boyfriend. He's still hot.

I know. There was a funny tweet. I don't know who it was from, but it was essentially like, beloved murderer canceled by problematic tweets. problematic tweets scattered across manjian's list are non-fiction titles that might uh locate in the aren't intellectual dark web heather uh hunter gatherers guide to the 21st century uh sapiens dawkins selfish gene the lindy effect How to And then he had a lot of How to Break Up With Your Phone

Ted the Unabomber Manifesto Fitness Journey Fitness Journalist Michael Easter's Comfort Crisis Living Like a Spartan So He's Into Roman Shit

Yeah Tim Ferris Four Hour Work Week He got a lot done in four hours I guess you could say He was getting shit done Do you think that it's possible

that he had he listened to tim ferris for our work week and he had the ghost guns being made by you know interns from china remotely probably putting the things together he had a virtual assistant in the philippines do you think he had a virtual assistant making his cat drawings for the ghost gun he had a virtual assistant in the philippines uh drawing up you know plans and then finding out where this guy's going to be and running this guy's schedule yeah no no books about how to get away with a murder though huh probably should have focused a little more on that would have been too on the nose yeah well i mean again i wasn't hiding this ted the unabomber he loved the unabomber which i that's maybe why he had the hood on he wanted to be seen like the unabomber i've been trying to make that

joke work forever the saying that I do a TED talk, a TED talk about how much I like Ted Krasinski. Probably tried to make that joke in 15 different forms. Never really stuck. No. Johnny's even toying away at it. We'll get there. One day you just unlock the one.

That's right. Just unlock it. Probably my two jokes that are needing me right now is that. And then another one is i don't know if it's a sketch or joke or whatever but saying that i'm in the closet polyamorous like you're you're polyamorous but like the world isn't you know very accustomed to my lifestyle it's like my wife's sister saw me you know uh living out my lifestyle and she threatened to expose me i have to go to cd place i would love

to be doing it out in the open but i gotta go to cd motel rooms to be doing my polyamorous lifestyle that i can't tell my wife about because i'm afraid how she's gonna react so you're in the closet polyamorous it's funny yes but i can't really fucking get it ted krasinski's less funny he's just saying i like doing it i was doing a Ted talk. It was mainly talk about guys named Ted Krasinski. And then I had another Ted that people don't like. Bundy. Just Krasinski, Bundy. Just serial killer Teds.

Anyways. Here's the other better one. This is my favorite reading material. Jackass personality, Steve-O's autobiography. So he's into Steve-O. I'm reading Steve- uh uh autobiography so he's into stevo reading stevo's autobiography i'm louis gimignani and this is killing healthcare ceos do you think that was going on the ultimate prank damn it's like it seems like he put so much into the murder so much thought into the actual murder, and all the little gags around it,

like the Monopoly money and the bag, and fake bags and stuff, and nothing into getting away with it. It didn't seem like he tried that hard to get away with it, because he had his face showing. I know, but that was a slip-up, because apparently he was at this hostel, and this chick was flirting with him,

because he was such a hunk. He can't this hostel and then this chick was flirting with him because he was such a hunk. He can't help himself. Okay. She was flirting with him and he's not getting any snizz on account of the back situation. So then maybe he was like, fuck, maybe the back's got one more in it. And he probably knew that this was probably the last time he would even be able to test the back out unless depending on how they treat him. If it makes it worse, it makes it worse.

Right. They might not treat him well in prison. I can't imagine that prison mattress is going to be good for the back situation. Although maybe he sleeps on the floor in prison on that hard concrete floor and it fixes the back. How long do you think Telly has a Muslim cap? I don't know. That's a good question.

I don't know about the Muslim cap. He's probably a Catholic. Yeah, but I'm saying he might get in prison. He seems prone to new ideologies. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of the guys that get carried away are the most prone to become Muslim.

Yeah, you know how they have that thing? That's true. But you know how they have that thing with the sex change surgeries where people are like, I can't afford it, and they go to prison, and they cover it? Maybe he goes to prison, even though his family has tons of money. Maybe they go to prison. This was his whole plan. And they fix the back.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, apparently he had some cash, though. But who knows? Maybe the parents cut him off, you know? No, no. Well, he's from this, like, his grandfather was, like, owned all these, like, golf courses and nursing homes and shit.

They were, like, one of the most prominent families in America. No, I know all that. I'm just saying I knew he had some cash, but who knows if it was flowing his way. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he could have. He's an Ivy League fucking.

No, he's making his own money. But, you know, people were saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. maybe part of it is the parents fucking cut him off yeah maybe and he was just like you know then he developed his game for rich people he's like they're all greedy but really back surgery but think about it though how many people are mad at the world and a lot of times it kind of if you boil it down the therapist always comes back to the dad right possibly so it's possible when he's talking about these greedy rich people he's really looking you know at the dad yeah that's a good point i'll tell you what you know if you're if you weren't gonna since you're putting people on i don't i wouldn't say a hit list but you're putting on people on a bad guy

list yeah um i'd say apple ceos that keep dude i'll tell you. There is... The idea that... You're not looking at this photos update, huh? Oh, did you see the one? This turned out to be a hoax. But I don't know, John. Did you see this? They said... It ended up not being true.

And believe me, I looked in on it. Yeah. But it said that the Apple CEO... That they released this new feature. Because we did the video about how crappy their features are where they were releasing ridiculous features that obviously no guys would want. And the new feature was

it gives you a notification if someone pinch zooms on your photo. Oh my God. That's insane. I saw that come out because actually the guy at SiriusXM, Paul told me about it and I was like, what the fuck? So I started looking up and then there was all these articles and then it turned

out it was like a hoax it wasn't true or they were gonna do it and they took it back but they floated it out there they leaked it and then uh girls were posting like you know so-and-so has pinch zoomed on your video nightmare are you kidding me I mean the apple update but they do do things that are that crazy yeah well they got to just pump out shit they go hey you want this you go not really every guy good you gotta keep doing stuff and then they basically have like the what's the mode where you're incognito mode yeah it doesn't even freaking work they still put those in your favorites and stuff like that yeah dude have you ever in public someone's like just google that you're just like i don't fuck i don't want to what are you doing over there at apple it's like half they gotta make their quarter they gotta like dude there's stuff for

who who wants these shareholders how are the shareholders getting more money because you're getting in trouble well no actually i think a lot of it is just like they have 400 000 employees working there who have like probably work from home and they just got to deliver something so they got to deliver something how about we just make your photos where you can never find a photo ever again and you go okay whatever website you every every six weeks whatever website you've looked at the most becomes your home screen you're just like we have it tied up to some sort of bat signal type thing where it just airs it in the sky, your most recent search. You know, actually transcend it onto your forehead.

So you'd be walking around with whatever site you watch most because then it'll let everyone know that they can try out that site because it's a good site. Yeah, you go, why do we need that? You go, you don't, but we're just trying stuff. Hawk Tua, by the way, actually really benefited from this news cycle. I guess someone said, I think a Hard Times Did article that said Jay-Z did-z did too yeah but it was like there was a lot of people that i felt like were in the scope a little bit daniel penny got fucking exonerated daniel penny and then later that day they find luigi and everybody's like fuck daniel i mean people were saying fuck daniel penny but he's sort yeah a lot of a lot of people that sort of took the smoke off them a little bit

bonzo but i'll tell you the weirdest part about this is there's so many stories going on right now. This should not be the number one story. What do you mean? What else is bigger? Fucking Syria falling. I don't know. Daniel Penny's at least on par with this.

Oh, you think that- One guy killed one CEO and we're like- Bashar al-Assad doesn't have abs, Danny. I don't know. I saw some kind of borderline nudes of him. He's looking okay. He's looking a little- I mean, legs for days on that guy. Sure.'t know. I saw some kind of borderline nudes of him. He's looking okay? He's looking a little, I mean, legs for days on that guy. Sure.

All right. That guy's a fucking string bean. I'm listening. Yeah. But that's the... Did you see they found his porn stash? No. And it's all on DVDs.

He's into some of the... Old school? Yeah, he's into... He must have a nice setup, too. He probably clears the palace and just right on the big, you know, the circles. Oh, he's got... Yeah, he's in the duty. He must have a nice setup too. He probably clears the palace and just right on the big, you know, the circles. Oh, he's got, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's got, no. I mean, the fact that he's using. Which by the way, I went to the. Not even Blu-rays. Not a beacon theater, whatever the theater is because I watched the, fuck, I watched the,

what is it called? Oh, what are the girls, the Rockettes Christmas special. Oh, you want to sell that live i want to see the rockets christmas special at the big theater and they have the amount of money that goes into this thing they've got first of all it sucked hated it yeah but they have uh uh on the on the circle on the wall they've got all sorts of things they have these like doves that come out and they're all like mechanical this thing's like a multi-million dollar production

broadway yeah i'm in the broadway too much nerds man dude musical theater people it's just you see it on their face they're just always like like oh yeah you could see really well they're dancing you could see like you're you could tell the guy who's looking like why are you trying to steal the shadow from me i know like it's just a bunch of gay snarky gay guys sort of like looking at each other some of the girls were kind of hot but yeah yeah that was like when i saw some like it hot it was really like that you know what i'd like to see is an understudy cam like just like just like all the understudies who were sitting backstage just absolutely devastated that nobody got sick or hurt themselves yeah yeah just waiting to that should be me hoping

nancy carrigan them fucking better than her fucking look at that face musical theater nerds like you know they say things give you the ick? Yeah. I think that gives me the ick when you see musical theater guys just like that kind of stuff. It actually makes my body kind of hurt. And the thing is, I've only seen one Broadway show

and they were actually considered not the best seats, but we were front row. But those were actually kind of the shittier seats. You don't really want to be front row. So then I saw it so close and I'm like just like i'm like this is too close too close too close you want to be i want to be 50 rows back yeah you've got some like you know 22 year old gay guy in your face like yeah it's like some of the people like have no lines like they're just extras the broadway extras and they're like doing all that stuff and they're like these things are printing

money though buddy their tickets are like 200 bucks. They do 500 seats. They do five performances a day. I did the math on it. They're grossing like seven mil a day. It's Broadway, baby. Although the Elton John one. I'd go see the Elton John one. No, they shut it down after like a day. Lost 25 million.

I guess I won't see it, won't I? Lost 25 million dollars. How did it lose so much money? It was one of those things where I guess sometimes they just like, because it costs so much to put these on. And you probably the licensing. They're probably paying a lot for the ride. And then it just, it was, it bombed so hard day I guess sometimes they just like, cause it costs so much to put these on. And you probably the licensing. They're probably everything. And then it just,

it was, it bombed so hard day one that they're just like, yeah, I guess that's a thing, dude. They were bringing out like skating rinks and stuff like that. Yeah. They really have 10 seconds of the dot,

dot, no, no, no. With the Rockettes. I go, okay, how much longer is this?

That's how I felt. 20 minutes. Yeah. I came in late. Yeah. Oh, you got some dirty looks. You don't show up to Broadway shows late, right? 20 minutes yeah i came in late yeah oh you got some dirty looks you don't show up to broadway shows late ryan 20 minutes late too spilling popcorn on everybody's you're trying to get

through i was the only time the first time i've ever been on a broadway thing and i've had it on my list since i moved to new york i finally went to one and you go okay yeah worse than the rock i mean honest to god no one probably anyone who's into this would probably disagree, but like to me, watching this in like a high school play, I'd probably enjoy them about the same amount.

Like, you know what I mean? It was just like, I mean, the production value is better. That's the only thing is the production value is way higher. I guess some of the things

every now and then, you're like, okay, that's kind of cool, I guess. The doves are good. I agree. I was sort of wondering how they do that. I spent most of my time

figuring out how to do it. Oh, no, just calculating. Buddy, I had my phone calculator out. I was literally. Ryan's got his glasses on the tip of his nose. I actually did. I was like, can you pay attention? You're like, oh, I'm paying attention right now.

Can I pay attention? There's fucking 5,000 people here. 200 bucks a seat. I think the front 20 rows actually are a higher price. I did actually try to split them up at one point. The mezzanine is actually a little lower price. They're grossing 7 mil a day. I'd say probably like 0.7 times on the balcony.

Buddy, this thing was making like a... It does like two months or a month and a half or something. It grosses like 200 mil. Oh, dude, you won't be... The actors are getting paid like frigging 40 bucks. 40 bucks a fucking kick. They literally leave and fucking hop on the bus. I think what they actually probably get is I think that they probably actually make like 30 grand for the month and a half or two months or whatever.

Depends who you are. If you're like one of the guys, like when I saw some like it hot, like if you're one of the two guys who like won a Tony award. Oh, there's a couple in there. If you want a Tony award, it's like sports. It's like two people getting paid out the ass. The main guy in this was Santa. He was sort of like the head honcho.

Santa was the only guy that had a bunch of lines where he'd come in and talk every now and then. Yeah, and they do five of them a day. Black Wife, Santa and Black Wife. Black Wife had a couple numbers. Yeah, Miss Claus is black. Yeah. Yeah, but that's the thing, too.

That's a soul-crushing gig. No. That's such, but that's the thing too, is like, if you think, you know, that's a soul crushing gig. Cause that's not, no, that's their dream. They can't believe their luck. No. When you get into Broadway,

you're like, there's, you know, there's a ranking of like, you want to be doing death of a salesman. You want to be doing Santa in my, that's just a job for that guy. I guess you're right. He's getting paid.

And it's one of those things where he's like, I'm getting compensated well, but he's not, that's not, you're right he's getting paid and it's one of those things where he's like i'm getting compensated well but he's not that's not you're saying that's him moving to hollywood and then getting like a small recurring role on svu and you're like yeah it's not that i hate it being the clerk at the you know the legal offices good role but that's not really that's not what i want that's how you see it as yeah i think so okay well maybe for like the big guys but for the other people like the you know the guys that just finished drama school in new york and they're 22 and you know just doing poppers every night and fucking like and then they get this gig here i think those guys were happy oh yeah i agree they're i bet you those guys like the the 22 year old gays that i bet you they go back to their like hometown and they think

they're better than everyone now. King shit. You know what I mean? Like spits in his dad's face. Like, I'm a Broadway star. His dad's like, does that cum? Listen, you play an elf for fucking two numbers. You're elf number seven.

Relax. I bet you he's feeling himself hard, man. He goes back to, he can't wait to organize like a a meet up with the people he went to school with that he and he's just bursting at the seams for them to ask him what he's been up i know and they're all just like and then they give him nothing because they hate that shit they're like oh yeah well uh fucking tommy's the ball boy for the jets no no i'm saying he meets up with the people he went to drama school like he went to nyu with these people

yeah they're fawning over him and then yeah he meets up with these people he went to drama school with. Oh, drama school, yeah. Like, he went to NYU with these people. Yeah, they're fawning over him. And then, yeah, he meets up with these people to rub it in. He can't wait, you know what I mean? He's like, we haven't caught up, and he just wants to catch up with them and have coffee so he can tell them.

Yeah, literally, does he know once this production ends, you might not have another job for 10 years? That's possible, too, yeah. You're going to get it while it's hot. Yeah. Anyways, the moral of the story was

that that's how Assad watches his porn. One of those big domes. Yeah Yeah he had some trans porn in there though What? No no Trans porn No he didn't Yeah Stop it

He did Look me in the eyes That's true Where'd you read it? Find that article I did I'll literally find It was on Twitter Dude I'll find it for you right now

No fucking way Yeah You get the hell out of town Let me see if I can find the list well geez louise danny oh you know what happens is if you search asad porn on a lot of actual porn might be hard to find up yeah i just tricked you sucker hey danny see if uh type in asad huge two asad two gay black guys fucking see if that comes see if asad was tied down any of that. Okay, here I found it. I don't know how many of these I can read on here,

but let me see. I can probably do. XXL pussy, black market throat meat. No, it's not. Is this true? What is this? I swear to God, this is it. Why is there a picture of this?

Because the rebels released it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eight Street Latinas, 32. No, he didn't. This is Transsexual Lair. Dude, that's worse than getting sodomized. He's getting virtually sodomized. They released pictures of his porn collection.

Big Natural Boob Double Up. That's a good one. Oh, yeah, that's a classic. Here's one. TS Cockstrokers 26. That's a trans500.com production. Oh no, he doesn't. What are you doing?

Obscene teens? Dude, you think Putin's going to have a word with him over this? I might send him back when he hears about this shit. Putin's going to give him a couple attaboys

and he goes, wait, TS Cockstrokers. That's what I'm saying. I've seen that. I might send him back when he hears about this shit. Putin's going to give him a couple attaboys and he goes, wait, T.S. Cockstrokers. I've seen that. Or Putin brings him into his lair. He goes, hey, come on.

And then he brings him into his lair. He goes, sorry, I'm so sorry, Putin. Putin goes, no, look in the corner.

He's got Cockstrokers 9. Indian Housewives 8. Indian Housewives. Big Dick's Superstars. Black Chick's White Dick. He does not have black chicks. He has the classics. Who do you think procured this for him?

I don't know. But here's... This might be the best one. Planet of the Gapes. Five. Planet of the Gapes Five. You dirty dog dirty dog Asad

yeah Bashad Bashad Bashad Bashad dirty dog yeah but that's and Borat

no it's not what a fucking dirty dog yeah no no sorry but they did find his regular dvds and he did have more at that's hilarious dude he was pretty westernized right yeah i mean he's a fucking gajillionaire dictator dude i know how much money do you think he got out he's gonna be living large over there yeah i mean putin will he's a putin ally so putin will just kind of take care of him for sure he's doing okay yeah putin's just like you that's the deal is they they've had money's no good here yeah it's one of those things where you probably have like

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because it really does feel like the... So basically, Coffeezilla's been on her ass. Our boy Coffeezilla. She rugged everybody. She releases this coin. And rugged everybody. She releases this coin and Hawk. Hawk coin.

And essentially it was a rug pull which means that if I you tell me where I'm wrong. Okay. The idea the way that I see it is you have these

you release these crypto projects and then that do nothing. That do nothing. That was actually my first point where I'm just like, they were talking to the creators and the creators are very like, we really care about this project.

We have 15 different people on it. And you're like, what is it supposed to do? Like, what does the project... They were like, it's a community. It does what? Nothing. It's like a meme community kind of thing. What is that though?

Nothing. I don't get any of this. It's just like meme community kind of thing. What is that, though? Nothing. I don't get any of this. It's like a weird version of, I guess, Patreon. What is the value supposed to be? Just a community, and then they're like, we'll give. It's a total scam. Obviously, but what is even the sale? I guess the only thing anyone buys it is.

I actually investigated it quite a bit because I did a sketch about it. Well, I'm trying to beat the information out with you with a stick. Well, no, no, no. I'm telling you, I couldn't find... It's tight left about it. No, no, no. I literally, because I did this sketch about it... Still thinking Hawk's going to the moon.

And I literally couldn't find an answer about what it's supposed to do. Other than they're just like, it's a community and... Some crappy buzzwords. Yeah. It was like a lot of just like... And then essentially when you have these things things you basically have a certain amount of tokens and then a lot of people involved with the project have tokens the same way that you know an ipo might happen and then at some point it's unlocked in this scenario they unlock them immediately so everyone involved in the thing just sells the

minute it goes up yeah and they so but they said they wouldn't here's the hawkonomics they said oh they said they wouldn't this is the hawkonomics. Oh, they said they wouldn't. This is the Hawkonomics that was released. This is the tokenomics for Hawk. It's a 21% community fund, 20% free claim for Haley's fans. So I guess maybe they go 20% goes to the fans, 30% reserve, 17% strategic allocation. What if I get this in English, Danny? I don't know. 10% Haley locked for 12 months so she couldn't sell her Hawk coin. And then 2% free public allocation. So I don't know. 10% Haley locked for 12 months so she couldn't sell her Hawk coin.

And then 2% free public allocation. So I don't know. It's just like, just some scam. Did you hear her in the spaces? In the spaces when she goes, Anywho, I gotta go to bed. Anywho, I gotta go to sleep.

I'll see y'all. We are not talking, you guys. Anywho. And that was the last. Sounds like a fake person. And that was due to her lawyer's instruction uh the last time she's been on twitter she hasn't not she has not she's been dark since then yeah because they're probably and i don't think anything even illegal happened like i don't think a rug pull is

technically illegal it's crazy that i know well i think it's uh it's legal if you disclose beforehand so it would be illegal if they kind of didn't disclose that all these people's tokens were going to get released sort of thing right as long as all the information is public i think you can do whatever you want yeah and i think they did but then there was like really shady that the way they structured it because they were like yeah it actually is uh a lot of the wrong people i just don't understand how this still works and i guess the is the only people that are buying this like speculators where they're just like i think i'm gonna i'm gonna be the first round of suckers to get the second round of suckers is that kind of the idea i think so i think no one's buying this because they're such

a fan are they i think it is fans yeah some people are but it's kind of like difficult to buy shit coins it's not that easy well there are dude like literally sign up for an account you gotta be like somewhat two days ago so there's you ever heard of pump.fun you know what that is sounds like a sods collection so pump.fun is this website where they're like they they've had to like ban certain things because they were letting people live stream but you could literally make your own token in like five seconds uh right so and most of them have like no value because there's they're being made all the time but it's supposed to be like a you make a token based off of a meme so the moment that they were they caught luigi someone made a luigi coin yeah i saw that okay and it has a 20 million dollar market cap it's nothing but what

is it it's nothing it's just you just feel like i'm a fucking boomer and maybe there's people that dude there's the peanut the squirrel coin has a, remember peanut, the squirrel, our buddy peanut, the squirrel, someone made a peanut coin. It's currently has a $1.3 billion market cap. So is the idea that you're kind of banking on a meme getting bigger? Yes. Yes. Literally. So you're kind of like, you're betting on like, almost like, you know, in Google where

you can say that the term problematic went up and then it sort of went down you're betting on the trajectory of like a meme essentially essentially but if it goes higher more people might buy it but then eventually yeah but then eventually people just rally around what is the value what is the money value what is the money the money is it's all on solana so but it's like people have to buy it and then i guess if a certain amount of people buy the coin then it like i i don't understand exactly how it works but essentially if enough people buy the coin then it gets listed on like a more normal exchange uh but yeah peanut like peanut was a what is not a meme right now like that was like a month ago or whatever and it's still that and it still

has a one point almost three billion shit coins sort of got crushed the last little bit too, didn't they? Big tumble, I thought. Depends which ones. I saw Peter Schiff talking about how Bitcoin sucks again, and it was like, It's not 100K. Give it up.

That guy is literally the Jim Cramer of Bitcoin. I mean, dude, the guy's been calling for a market collapse since he came on my radar at the Occupy Wall Street street thing he's just been like literally every day and you're like okay you got two great like two in 20 years you go okay it's

still above that now yes way above that you're like had you bought every dude if you bought every time peter schiff said this is a collapse you're like you're wealthy beyond imagination i guess at this point he's he's given up ever trying to be right about his opinions and he's just like, yeah, I'm hawking gold, so I'm just trying to disrupt Bitcoin. Yeah, and look, he's literally like a propagandist for gold, I guess.

I mean, like the monster thing with Saylor, like Michael Saylor, like, yeah, that is crazy. What's going on there is nuts. He literally just buys Bitcoin and then it goes up and then he issues bonds and takes the bonds

and he has like super leverage. Is this like high like high leverage yeah it's high leverage you go yeah when that basically hey you're buying my thing and really i've bought in you like a 20x leverage exactly and you're like yeah and if that collapses whereas if that was like a stock that would probably be like they wouldn't exist like you yeah well it is a stock but they would never do it because like no company would be like yeah we're just literally bettering your entire company on bitcoin leverage and you're like okay well if like, yeah, we're just literally bettering our entire company on Bitcoin leverage. And you're like, okay, well, if you're wrong, then the whole company just goes down. It doesn't have to go down that much for your company.

Yeah, it doesn't need to go down 100%. It needs to go down probably 25% or something. And again, the stock's up 50 times this year or some shit because of Bitcoin. Whew. And he just keeps buying. He's literally like, I'll be buying bitcoin when it's a million dollars like in these same amounts unless it like unravels unless it unravels yeah we'll see but even then maybe he has a plan for that where he's like yeah and i'll finance it you know everybody's been

calling him a fucking rube and who's the rube now exactly yeah speaking of scammers so that obviously it seems like there is a pretty good pathway if you have some internet success to now just like steal a bunch of money from people yeah uh but trump you've kind of made the point that if this is anyone else you would get hit disqualifying it would be disqualifying as a political candidate i guess the thing is he was selling all this junk before but he has this photo with jill biden Biden, which is funny just to see them chatting it up, reminding you once again, this is all fake. All fake.

But then he takes the photo. People have a photo of the two of them. He takes it and then he releases it as a ad for his new fragrance. And it was just like- Fight, fight, fight. Yeah, this guy can't- $199. Low, low price.

Fight, fight, fight for the low, low price of $199. His new fragrance, fight, fight, fight yeah this guy can't 199 low low price fight fight fight for the low low price of 199 his new fragrance fight fight fight dude get your girl get your wife because honey i you know it's so hard for you to shop for you for christmas but i think i got you that's actually hilarious perfect gift getting your fucking every woman in your family a fight fight fight there's never been a more perfect gift it's the perfectest gift that's ever been invented get every girl in my life fight fight fight preview you think you can go down canal street and get knockoff fight fight fight what's the perfume i love it oh this is fight fight i really love that scent what is that oh this is Fight Fight. I really love that scent.

What is that? Oh, this is Fight Fight Fight. Nothing makes me laugh more. When I was in Edmonton at the Super Mall, they have one store that's a cologne store, and they have these bottles of cologne that were the size of this laptop. It's like a magnum.

It's like a magnum of cologne, right? And the only people in the store is like... Persian guys. I was going to say olive-skinned dudes. It's just like five olive-skinned dudes walking out with a vat of fucking cologne. And they're like,

do you have this in the bigger one or is this just the small size? Oh, you only have sample sizes? You're fucking like a trolley to get that thing out of there. It looks like a hazardous waste bin with a pump bottle at the top. It's just like, yeah, and these guys come from all over to go to this mall. Like this was, they heard about this. Dude, this guy's going to have to, he's going to be getting on the plane and they're gonna not even let this yeah so big he's gonna get a separate seat for his cologne bottle these things

are so huge it's like insane emotional support dude imagine going to someone's house and just like a like just like a greasy middle eastern dude with like all the chains you go in his thing he's got a perfume bottle just like this big sitting on his counter do you ever have when you're a kid you ever have a friend whose dad had one of like the Texas Mickeys no you never had that I have a couple friends

whose dad had like a Texas Mickey of cologne no of like Canadian Club or whatever oh yeah yeah yeah and it had like the little base the handle no no no not the handle

like the it was like the they're like this big and it would have this little metal I don't know if a Texas Mickey is the right thing I thought it was though they're like this big

and it would be on this like metal base because the only way you could really pour it is you like have to tilt the base to like pour it and have this like metal base thing on it that's this they have that dude this was one step above the fact that you just have like a bit of it and then it comes with a contraption that lowers your body into it just dip you dips you you just come by on a line and just like dips your body into it. Just dip you? It dips you. You just come by on a line and just like dips your body in this cologne thing. It's so insane.

But yes, Trump will sell anything, dude. Absolutely anything. Trump butt plugs. Isn't that what you did? Yeah. The ones. Trump vibrators.

Yeah. Then you had some Trump Jr. news. Yeah, Trump Jr. He's got a new gal. Uh-huh. His last chick, Kimberly Guilfoyle. That guy does get it in, eh? Yeah. I mean, he's a Trump. gal. This is his last chick, Kimberly Guilfoyle. That guy does get it in, eh?

Yeah, I mean, he's a Trump. He's out there on the socialite circles. I mean, if you're a Trump and you're just like, yeah, just same chick I've always had, and your dad's like, what are you doing? Yeah, do you know what kind of snizz is available to us? Yeah, I thought you were a Trump. Was he the one that had Newsom's ex?

Yeah, Newsom's ex, Kimberly Guilfoyle or whatever. Newsom's sloppies. So anyways, it just got announced that they broke up. And then the old Trump senior, being a real dog, gave her a fucking ambassadorship to Greece. So literally, it's amazing. You're like, hey, dad, I got this weird thing with my ex. It's kind of awkward. And dad's like, yeah, I'll just ship her to Greece for three years.

And she'll be happy about it because it's a promotion. She'll love it. Yeah. And he goes, literally, leaving the country for three years. So she's going to be a Greece ambassador. And you've got to live in Athens. I'll tell you, anyone that's dating one of these cologne store girls is a Greece ambassador. It's a greasy man.

Dude, sick deal, though. If your dad can just kind of clean that up for you like that. No hard feelings, either. Yeah, because the number one problem with... I remember when I was being 25 in Toronto or whatever, breaking up with a girl. You're like, the best thing that could happen is she could have to move somewhere.

Yeah, she had to move to a different Europe. Probably best thing is that they get a new boyfriend that's totally out of the scene. And then she's just off the market with this guy. That's probably best. Second best. First best is this woman just moved. Yeah, she moved to Australia. Out of sight, out of the scene. Yeah. And then she's just like off the market with this guy. That's probably best. Yeah. Second best. First best is this woman just moved.

Yeah, she moved to Australia. Out of sight, out of mind. There's no way she's going to be dating anyone you know. And then imagine your dad's just the most powerful man in the world

and he just fucking ships her off for you. That is a dog move. Yeah. Dude, that's sick. That's all I can think of. She can't really say no to probably. She's turning down

an ambassadorship to fucking Greece. Just get rid of her. Dude, it's like you don't do anything if you're an ambassador. You just go to like fancy dinners. Ambassador is a sick job? Yeah. it's like, you don't do anything if you're an ambassador. You just go to, like, fancy dinners. Ambassador to a sick job?

Yeah. It's like, that's the whole deal is, like, a lot of the people who donate to politicians, like, when they give these huge donations,

like, that's the prize for a lot of them. Well, if they're rich enough to be given these huge donations, why do they need an ambassadorship? Because it has status to be an ambassador.

Like, if you're in a, it's like a high status thing. How many ambassadors are there one for every country right so right now that's who's at the the uh consulates uh yeah exactly that's who like i have to do stuff sometimes don't they i don't think it's a tough job like maybe if you're an ambassador for some shithole country where it's like you know there's strife and you got to worry about getting people out and all that stuff but like greece so you do nothing dude if you're the ambassador to france you're just fucking chilling

but if you're rich why can't you just go to france anyway why do you need to have because you get because it's like the status you get the title you're like i'm an american ambassador like that's like that unlocks all this additional stuff i can't go to jail yeah well i remember actually yeah you can't go to jail i remember on all in actually they were talking about how like you can basically buy an ambassadorship like with a high enough donation i can't remember what they said it was really five ten twenty million something like that i guess you're listen you've said this multiple times and i keep questioning him but it just doesn't make sense to me if you're just like okay i'm worth half a billion dollars you're just like

oh you want to get this ambassador well they're not worth just go go there what do you need to be an ambassador for well because you get all these like i don't know you get one i thought i don't think he i think you get immunity right yeah diplomatic so if you if you're a dog and you're like okay well now you can go kill hookers yeah yeah you get a fucking literally diplomatic immunity you're like a diplomatic you're you're live in paris you're the american ambassador you live like you get to do the thing that the healthcare CEOs don't, which is the... Yeah. You get to stand on the float and wave to people.

Absolutely, dude. I mean, it's just... It's a plum gig. It's a plum gig. And it's normally reserved for people who are older anyway, so you're probably out of the money-making game. Sort of like you're almost retired. Yeah, it's like a retirement.

It's temporary. It's three years. It seems like I don't know fun thing to do fun thing to do you'd be like you know

it's funny buying a job yeah well it's not a job that's the whole thing okay it's just like you don't really do anything you don't really do anything

like unless shit really hits the fan but that seems like the billionaire's wife job where she's like I got a job you're like how much did it cost

we just had to donate 20 mil yeah but I think some people go how many hours do you work a week dude if you met someone they're like yeah I'm the u.s ambassador of france people like

let me get down on these knees but i don't think they do shit they don't do anything well that would be huge yeah it's a cool title on the other side of things there was um lin uh the landlord of joe biden's son hunter said that he once tried to pay his 300k rent uh with art made from his own poop after the classic hunter does this get uh does this get covered on the other side of the aisle get covered under the pardon this is whiskey riff yeah does he not owe the money anymore did he get pardoned for the 300k this is a big uh silicon valley guy too sean mcguire he's uh i believe that i was looking at him at sequoia capital he's like one of the bigwigs in uh silicon valley basically had like a guest house that hunter biden was his

his tenant and hunter biden was delinquent on the payments really and then yeah and then he's like hunter biden owed him 300k and was like hey will you take some of my poop art? And he showed the photo and it's literally just like that brown stuff on the photo is all shit. His shit. Is that sort of like an offer they can't refuse when you're saying like, hey, I'm going to stay here for free. My dad's the president. And you go, well, what are you

going to give me for? How about this? You can accept it or not because you don't really have that many options. The next one is just a piece of shitty toilet paper there's no artistic value to that at all but no that's i i guess when you're like living like that you just think yeah i can just like he'll totally take this in lieu of 300k trump's trying to annex canada we will get through a couple of these trump news Canada 51st state occasionally a topic for conversation on both sides of the border. And apparently he released these tweets.

I mean, when we lived there, it was never a conversation one time. It's not a conversation. No, he was kidding. Well, he's, dude, but he keeps going trolling. I know he is saying

he has gone pretty hard on it. The head of the Green Party yesterday, like, gave some formal press conference. This is like a head of one, you know, it's a small party Yeah, but they did give him a press conference

saying he was joking. No, she's not saying he's joking. She was literally like, this is serious. Well, Danny, there's two parts of this. One, this is like a head of one you know it's a small press conference saying he was joking no she's not saying he's joking she was literally like this is serious and well danny there's two parts of this one this is not funny if we work this hard to get our green cards to america and then they go everyone's american now i'd first of all i'd lose it second of all with trump's gonna go he's saying this about mexico too he goes so trump goes from no mexico is across the border to you're all citizens now i don't fuck? I don't know if he's saying that about Mexico. I think Canada is a way better play. So everyone there is a

citizen now. You take in 40 million people you get all the resources you have. Dude, if you're thinking about a risk board, man, you get that whole piece. You turn that into... Dude, all the natural resources that is a way to play than Mexico.

Obviously. Mexico, you put up the wall. That's not going to happen, though. Double wall. Yeah. No, it's not going to happen. I actually went on Grok yesterday, and I...

This was actually yesterday, and I searched, like, what would... Like, how would that work in practice for America to take over Canada? And because the economies are so intertwined it would be impossible but there's essentially canadians could get literally so pissed off that i guess like if 95 of canadians wanted it there would be a way yeah you'd have to have the majority of canadians want it would have to be like how would it work with the french

people because we in canada you have to write french stuff on everything for i think the french people it would be fine because they don't like being in canada anyway no you're out of your mind because then they wouldn't get their french writing on everything for starters. I think the French people, it would be fine. They don't like being in Canada anyways. No, you're out of your mind because then they wouldn't get their French writing on everything. Do you know how many special exceptions the French people get that they wouldn't get? Imagine they go, hey, you come into America, but you can have the French thing. You go, okay, but your language isn't an official language anymore?

That's a good point. They get so much special treatment. But they mostly just want... They'd want all their special treatment to be continued over. But they mostly just want Quebec to just be French. I don't think they super care that they're like, oh, people have to learn French in fucking Nova Scotia. You're out of your mind, dude.

You think so? In Canada, they have these rules where the entire country has to have French... Yeah, every label's in French. It's the national language. You have to do national anthems in both countries and schools

and stuff like that didn't say there wouldn't be some growing pains for this one it's not gonna work out totally perfectly but I think that

I mean the amount of fucking French Canadians who are down in Miami just wintering I'm sure they wouldn't I think if Americans would start doing that and then they'd go

okay let's go talk to the French people and then they'd leave that being like yeah this thing's not happening those fucking frogs are crazy this is amazing journalists drink so they did a study to see

what would help journalists this is business insider and they said journalists drink too much are bad at managing emotions and operate at a lower level than average according to a new study journalists brains show a lower than average level of executive functioning journalists are dummies i'm surprised journalists let this study come out i'm surprised other i mean a journalist wrote this this is your brain this is your brain on journalism i mean yeah exactly well this journalist might be mad at the other journalists but it is true well they said they did this study because they were like how and based because they were like oh we'll see how journalists can manage all the stress and stuff like that and they're just like their brains are fried their cortisol levels are fucked alcohol they're all alcoholics

which i mean the alcoholic part you know if i that's what i would have thought like a newsroom in the 80s you ever see those movies yeah fucking drinking whiskey at two well i think what you're more thinking of is like 28 year old like white chick who's depressed yeah yeah well that's what it is now they're all yeah they're all mentored on this and she's self-medicating self-medicating that's kind of how you were saying that's kind of how daniel penny talks daniel penny talks a little like that you're saying he just kind of talks like a california bro yeah i said he talks like a california guy he was talks like i didn't expect him to talk yeah what do you think about him getting off great he's a hero you do a backflip

if i could if i could i would people weren't happy with him though no i mean i'm still but again that lasted for like a little bit like they kind of did the luigi thing came out the luigi but even then even it wasn't uh i don't know if you saw recently but uh andrew schultz has been uh he's been getting in the rapper drama he's been in the rapper drama and i've been i've been saying that i appreciate schultz finally avenging toronto he's like obviously he doesn't think he's doing that but i was like you know he said he had to schultz put his foot down he said you guys have talked about toronto one too many times over there on the west coast but basically yeah he he got he had a podcast with these london guys and he made a joke about black women and then kendrick lamar had a line where he was like these white comedians shouldn't joke about black

women yeah and then he basically said if i was here in a room with kendrick lamar i'd have sex with him and there's nothing yeah and then people are like oh my god like that raping kendrick lamar yeah and if you scroll on tiktok there's a lot of videos and it's all just like the general gist is kind of like white guys aren't allowed to talk about black people and i've had little things like that in myself where it's like we've did a joke and the person we're making fun of in the sketch or whatever happens to be a black politician or whatever and it's like white boys aren't supposed to talk about it it was just like okay well yeah i'm not gonna i don't have a i don't not gonna live like my comedy where i go i'm gonna make certain races that i go we don't do sure yeah

yeah obviously right but yeah he's been getting the black hawk is sort of they kind of like what I'm going to make certain races that I go, we don't do. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, obviously, right? But yeah, he's been getting the Black Caucus sort of. The Black what now? The Black Caucus. Oh, okay. I was saying they kind of come together. But with the Daniel Penny thing, it was like the BLM guy was sort of giving speeches

and stuff like that. But I feel like it just wasn't getting that much heat. No, no. Well, I mean, it got over. It just had a little bit of like we aren't doing that anymore no and again like most sane people are like yes he is a hero just go ride the subway for i think probably a lot of people were just like you know that's it's an unfortunate incident you go the subway's fucking a gong show right now yeah if you want this to stop happening

you probably have to get that under control in the meantime the subway is a shit show anyone who's been on it's been like yeah this is if you're any especially if you're like a woman you're just like this is not safe a lot of people probably don't take it and you're just like i think a lot of people say when there's this crazy you go yeah something probably bad's gonna happen i mean it's basically arkham asylum down there like it's just all the loonies just we send them down to this fucking subterranean right so yeah it's so i think a lot of people and you know they're kind of like they're sort of this guy's a hero and he punched a bunch of women and i think people are just like yes that sucks that someone died you know this it's have you been down there yeah what's he supposed to do the alternative is worse the alternative is honestly like if he

got convicted then you go all right nobody's helping it's every man for himself down there i mean it is kind of but it's even more so every man for himself right so i i got the impression that a lot of the kind of you are right obviously that the ceo killing you know put a stop to to a lot of other things but I also still felt at the time it was just like okay the people who are going to get mad are going to get mad some people make videos and we move on it felt a little like that to me

dude if Daniel Penny had done that in 2020 he would be he'd have people at his house right now maybe Derek Chauvin basically see what I mean I don't know if this probably falls under because it was a jury of his own peers and they weren't all white people

no no no there was I think there was just New York I think five of them were black people actually definitely voted to convict but he I actually have this conspiracy theory that the news is making this CEO healthcare thing out to be such a bigger deal than it is because

a lot of their advertisers are healthcare companies so the news wants people to think this is well i think they're just they're no i just think they want to help the help their own you know those are the people that pay their bills and then they're like we'll make this a bigger story than just to help find them i don't know oh to help find them i guess i don't know i i can't i it still doesn't make sense to me that it's the number one story it kind of does make sense to me it has all the pieces yeah I don't know. I can't. It still doesn't make sense to me that it's the number one story. It kind of does make sense to me. It has all the pieces.

Yeah. I don't know. Really, I'm surprised that you're surprised at that. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like there's bigger stories. I thought the Daniel Penny story was at least on par with it. And I'm not saying don't give it a couple days. It's been like 10 days. Well, I think maybe in 2020, the Daniel Penny story would have hit a little harder.

Yeah. I mean, maybe the element where people were like so pumped about it maybe that added some fuel to the fire i guess he has kind of captured the nation's hearts but in a weird way but i don't know i just well i guess it was right like at the end of the day the news still chooses what the stories are right but okay when you're doing like okay when you're doing like a sketch or whatever right and it has and it kind of hits on something that everyone's like you know what i've been wanting to talk about this yeah and then your comment section fills up and it's sort of i think this hit on something that a lot of people wanted to talk about already like when this health care you're saying the daniel penny thing has already been kind of the daniel

yes the daniel penny thing was kind of like okay we're doing this again like you know it was just yes in a country of this many people sometimes you're gonna have uh a killing that is a white guy to a black guy you could like every time the whole country can't shut down for six months right that's true whereas i think in this specific situation it was kind of like you know what everyone was like yeah i do have a lot to fucking say about this sure i guess my question is to what degree is it data driven where they go you know what like we we post all these stories on our front page this is the story that just hands down is doing the best so we're going to keep going with this is your question is it organic or is there an editorial element where someone just goes this is what we're going with well i would we maybe don't want to go with the fact that like israel's just taking over syria

maybe just like that's not talk too much about the fact that israel's invaded syria well those are not mutually exclusive so they both could be true um i would make the argument that the news there's a sort of israel fatigue i would make the, yeah, exactly. I would make the argument that the news doesn't have the ability to shoehorn a story into public consciousness as much as they used to. They used to, yeah. So whether or not they tried to, it organically became the biggest story. Like, you know, if you're on any social media platform, it's all anyone's talking about.

Yeah. So whether the news wanted that or not, it was happening. Yeah, I guess who's the tail and who's the dog here is the question the dog is the news yeah no the tales the tales the tales the news yeah yeah yeah like but it's possible that they they also tried and then they're thinking like look at us we made that happen and you're like you this you had nothing to do with it like that's cute that you still think that you can decide what's the national topic you can't it's true i guess if he was like some weirdo like disheveled like fucking homeless dude it probably wouldn't have the same legs as this like rich guy who's no probably not ivy leaguer well yeah did you think that helped it or hurt it i think

helped the story for sure helped like make people interested in it if it was just another garden variety crazy person killing someone in new york oh less of a story yeah yeah yeah so more of a story when it's like even him there was a funny even him had enough there was a funniest daily mail article where it was talking about it it was talking about the family and uh brian thompson or whatever the ceo and it was just the the weirdest element of this whole story was every time they were like they were referring they kept referring to like the house that uh uh luigi grew up in and like the house that uh brian thompson grew up in and the house that he they currently lived in and they kept showing the value of the house beside it like i don't know but it was so weird they're like they're like luigi grew up in a home that

was one million dollars and then brian thompson he currently lives in a home that's eight hundred thousand dollars i'm just like what's the point of this why is this pertinent that their value They're like, Luigi grew up in a home that was $1 million, and then Brian Thompson, he currently lives in a home that's $800,000. I'm just like, what's the point of this? Why is this pertinent? They're valuing it. He goes, when he grew up in a house, the house he grew up in was only $40,000. You go, I don't know why they add this.

Everyone's definitely trying to spin their narrative some one way or the other. I told you, all the news stations or all the blogs that are kind of covering everyone thinking this guy's a hero are sort of they're trying to do like a twister game where they're trying to justify the fact that this guy is like listening to jordan peterson and stuff like that and he's into like rome and marcus aurelius like they're they're really having a hard time sort of you know making all that work in their brain yeah yeah but it did feel like you know the intersection of where

trump people and bernie sanders people align it might be which is where the energy sort of sits right yeah it might be political fatigue like there's just too many things that are like fatigued where it just it was like this pocket where too much like racial stuff and just people are like yes yeah everything else is fatigued And then this is sort of the intersection of like the sort of Bernie Sanders types and the Tucker Carlson. And like true crime podcast shit. Like then there's a mystery. There's a mystery, a manhunt.

I think in their opinion, there's like a justice. You know what I mean? There's like, there's 20 manhunts going on in America right now. We don't know who they are because there's just not stories. Well, girls do because they're following every one of them internet sleuths man exactly that was funny too the internet but this high profile did you see like the internet sleuths with this were one of the fucking internet sleuths they were like literally they're like yeah i could look into this but i'm not gonna like they were very much like the internet sleuths like that tizzy guy and

like that brown dude who like the internet sleuths are taking a knee literally they are dude they all are like all the internet sleuths who like if you say something like off color they like find your fucking address and your name if you like literally make like a racist comment on tiktok these dudes and they're like why aren't you guys going after them and they're like well it's not my obligation to find him and so i choose not to the sleuths are taking a day off literally the sleuths are like a day off on this one. Literally the sleuths are like, not my business. You go, you literally found out some dude's address.

You said something racist. The sleuths didn't see nothing. I'll tell you what I saw was funny was people doing voiceovers to the, he was the best guy around. What murder?

That's the best clip of all time. Classic. Classic. So the journalists, their brains are fried. Confirmed. Confirmed. That man's scientists. So the journalists, their brains are fried. Confirmed. Confirmed.

That man's scientists. So the results, and they go, the study said that the participants take the test on lifestyle, health, and behavior. The results showed that their brains were operating at a lower level, particularly because of dehydration. Oh, wait. The whole problem in this country is just dehydrated journalists. They put a water cooler at BuzzFeed,

all of a sudden, 10 ways that you can get in shape. Like literally, like we wouldn't have had the Russia collusion thing if they just had a water cooler. CNN. Some of that powder, you know, a couple of Gatorades.

Some electrolytes. Yeah yeah get a couple of gatorades in there bam they just go yeah this is bullshit yeah hoffington bow's got a tray of electrolytes all of a sudden things are back on track all right let me see the fucking scientist hacks they source all of a sudden they fucking yeah just take one sip of water you know and the old so delicious commercials where the guy was flat and then he gets back out they just take a sip of gatorade and they're like yeah i guess there was some nuance to this one find nuance again yeah dehydration big issue oh yeah anyways a sketch a sketch that was making me laugh that i might do as a street interview was asking uh but i was thinking as a game show too

and asking if people can tell the difference between different chinese people and having a person there you go is this two different chinese people are the same chinese person okay they have to you know get their answer you're a racist yeah that's funny okay we're gonna go over to the patreon hey appreciate everyone who subscribed this week we had a whole whole bunch of people. Patreon.com slash the boys. Using the deal? Yeah, a lot of people. That boils my blood.

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