The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Lindsey Graham Finally gets his War, Will Smith Loves Women, & A Woman Too Fat to be Dominated :(

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

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So many of you are aware that war has been escalating between Iran, Israel, and America. We're all a little in the dark, but through some of our confidential sources, we were able to obtain a transcript of leaked phone communications between Lindsey Graham and President Trump taken on a private line during the Israeli strike on Tehran. This is Lindsey speaking. He says, yes, right there. Don't f***ing stop. I'm so close. Don't you dare f***ing stop. Yes, pound it. F***ing pound it. Harder, harder, right there. Deeper, deeper. I'm begging you,***ing stop. I'm so close. Don't you dare f***ing stop. Yes, pound it. F***ing pound it. Harder, harder right there. Deeper, deeper.

I'm begging you, don't stop. I need this so f***ing bad. He continued, I'm going to f***ing explode. Yes, yes. Hey, get the f*** out of here. I told you not to come today. I don't need anything cleaned. Leave now.

Lock the door. F***, I lost it. Okay, I'm back in. Yes, keep going. Oh, that one was so deep. Penetrated. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's happening.

Explosion time. Kaboom. Lindsay likey. At this point, there was six seconds of silence before Graham said, All right, Craig, money's on the table. And scram, we're bombing Iran today. Crap, I think I forgot to hang up the phone. The boys.

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It's the life Inflation proof Price has not gone up This is what you want to be This is how you want to live Now This is how you want to live. Now, we're going to get to Danny's war. But first, Ryan's war. No, I'll tell you.

Well, there's a couple wars going on right now. There's a lot of different ones. And people have been saying, you know, this war with Irene is very bad. There's a lot of people that aren't happy about it. But what might be worse, this is a bit my war. Yeah. Hold on. This is hitting real close to home.

Do you know what I'm going to do? I know what you're going to do. Hold on. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Will Smith's new banger, and I've been following the career, and the new one is, this has to be his masterpiece. This is Parents Don't Understand Again. This is literally I'm Not gay no more the song no this is the straight anthem danny's forgetting it you well you're not a guy that likes pretty girls so shoulders knees toes hold up weight pose girls girls girls girls

i like pretty girls girls girls girls girls girls i like pretty girls Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls I like pretty girls Girls, girls, girls, girls I love pretty girls Girls, girls, girls, girls He likes what's inside of them too And not just on the outside He likes everything about them

I like pretty girls I have no standards It is sort of the closeted anthem A little bit You're pretty on the out... I like pretty girls. I have no standards. Standards. Standards. Standards. Standards. It is sort of the closeted anthem a little bit. Oh my God. I was...

You know what it is? Just be gay. No, the problem is there's multiple problems. Because you always want what you don't have. You know what I mean? Like, I think the biggest thing is... You think he doesn't have access to pretty girls? I think that he doesn't have the access to people thinking he's cool the way he wants

to. It's like, yes, you're a big movie star. And in his mind, he goes, this will help? Yes, because he has bad taste, right? Don't forget, he didn't write his movies. He must have crazy yes men around him. I think, especially in the music scene. Like fucking Kim Jong-un level yes men.

That is funny, just picturing like. Will, that's another banger, Will. How do you do it? Can't stop, man. Just can't stop making banger, Will. How do you do it? Can't stop, man. Just can't stop making bangers, huh? How do you do it? Just nine guys in a studio being like, holy shit, you've done it again.

Dude, his whole people surrounding him are just his album drops. They just have to go buy every copy. For sure. Just to be like, dude, it's sold out everywhere. Can't even get one. They bring him to a record store and they're just like,

set up a big display and then buy every copy again how do you do it how do you keep fucking doing it i think no but he wants to be seen as like especially that he has a little bit of like people see him as corny he wants to be seen like the way that maybe like dave chappelle is or something like that you know good luck and well that's what i'm saying even dave chappelle i mean you can just be a movie star like you honestly just keep cranking out fucking bad boys and stuff you always want what you can't have like he wants that he wants to walk into a room and people being like oh that's so cool that he's that because he's cool not because he's so famous yeah it's like the rich guy that wants the girls to think like him for him No I want my wife to want to fuck me

Not be like in it for the money I like girls with hair hair hair hair You got a thing in your face Is it gone? Yeah Close call Close call That's how you end up like Will Smith

By the way I know So the He's been getting It's been getting reviewed right Cause the press is putting the song out there It's been getting reviewed, right? Because the press is putting the song out there. It's been getting reviewed by every fucking 19-year-old blogger in Bushwick. Well, I'm telling you, he sees himself as a...

It's the guy that, no matter how famous you get, these problems can't go away. But how he... I always say this with a comedian, one of the things that is the wake-up call for the first five years is you realize you see yourself different different how everyone else sees yourself and you sort of have to reconcile that to be good at comedy like and there's other things like that too probably sales is one thing like if you're like if you're you know after five years you kind of have to realize like oh people see me as like a little sleazy or people see me like a ceo or something yeah or people see me as like obnoxious like there's a lot of things that you have to reconcile

how the world sees you with how you see yourself. And really famous people never have to make that like reconciliation between how I'm seen and how I think I am. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, I don't think Will Smith has the capacity to do something like that. No, I think it's not in him, yeah.

No, it's not in him. But he's 60, so if it hasn't i think it's not in him yeah no it's not in him because so he's 60 so if it hasn't happened it's not happened now oh god the fact that a 60 year old came out with a song called i like pretty girls girls girls and he goes nothing corny about that he doesn't like girls the way that he likes that's why no i mean he said he's like i like them all every type man not trying to be like fucking the man likes breaking down lyrics right now but well they do break down the lyrics in the article so their review it's funny because the review should just be every article being like as stink thankfully his music career is not more popular than it is because there'd be just a wave of comedians being like really you like

every girl yeah danny hates that. Breaking down rap lyrics. Comedy bits. Really, T-Pain? Oh yeah, Bruno Mars? But they go, okay, there's two really good ones. The first one, Will Smith's new single, Pretty Girls,

sounds like a cry for help. They're taking it very seriously. He's like trying to escape Scientology with this or something? Is he still a Scientologist? I believe so yeah That's the yes man There you go

That's the yes man It's the guy going in Putting the hook in the machines up And being like I don't know I'm predicting a hit man Yeah Thetans are through the roof The Thetans are saying

This is gonna fucking blow up the charts I actually offer So they go This is the guy Lewis Chilton He says It actually offers a fascinating look At the masculinity in Crisis In it,

Smith rapped bluntly about his omnivorous lust for the opposite sex. It's basically my sketch where I did the music critic breaking down Will Smith. He has a lust for the opposite sex. In the equally dismal music video, he can

be seen blissfully dancing or simply ogling an assortment of women, sometimes decades younger than him. Oh, no. Their argument is like this sexist somehow. It is sexist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is probably Will Smith would rather that than... First of all, the man likes pretty girls. What's he supposed to do? Second of all... Can't tell the difference between the ugly ones and the pretty ones either, though. He doesn't give a shit, dude. He doesn't give...

They're all pretty. As long as they're on the fucking knob yeah and the crazy part though is like how do you um how do you uh imagine being like a rap critic and you know modern rap is just like a fucking you know nine chicks sucking my dick chicks is what they say yeah chicks how dare you bitches and hoes as they say and then what's too misogynist for them imagine me in the rap adjacent review space and you go this what's too misogynist for me is i like pretty girls girls i don't know if there's a genre of you crossed the line will i don't know if there's a genre of rap called uncrap but this is that's a really good point yeah crap it's 100% on crap this is like i'm coining this term on crap right here but it's

it's weird because it's on crap but he doesn't think it's on crap well it's on crap i like pretty girls girls girl this is there's actually something deliberately emasculating to it but the image of a pint-sized will smith clamoring around the giant women and woefully unsheeked dance moves and that's because he made himself small. Yeah. Because they're doing like literally like ninth grade fucking video editing green screen tricks. It was make him small.

Then he doesn't think it was. Oh. And there's synopsis of that. Will Smith is like, he's such a cock that he was like, make me small. And the girls, you know what I mean? Make me small. And then these I mean? Make me small. And then these women are big.

Have them step on me. And then I'm cowering in the corner being stepped on. Will likes pretty girls. It is just funny. What is even the argument with that one? They're like, he made himself specifically small. They're going to make me like Will Smith, man. Not I.

Will Smith, pretty girls, single review. An exploitative attempt at progress. One star. It's funny, a lot of these reviews focused on... Nothing about the music. Nothing about like, yo, this song sucks. No, they're like, the song slaps, but the message is... We don't like the messaging.

I don't know about this message. Song's great, messaging, poor. You're ogling women. This change falls flat on its face due to Smith's potentially unintentionally creepy lyrics that detail how much he loves pretty girls now he wishes to buy them anything he wants or anything they want not by the way that's a funny thing it's just creepy like pretty girls it's fucking creepy i guess it does come across creepy but i like pretty girls i don't know what

i don't like more of the reviews of the song. I like ugly girls. I think that's kind of what they're saying. What does it matter if they're pretty or not? All girls are pretties. I like pretty girls. Girls, girls, girls, girls. I love pretty girls. Girls, girls, girls, girls.

Not only do his words tell a story of exploitative gender dynamics they also color will smith as a much darker person that he once had a squeaky clean presence that it would lead you to believe so i don't know if it's funny just like it's dark you're really you're really kind of overanalyzing that's the biggest overanalyzing that's what they do with these like music critics but you're like you're really looking of overanalyzing That's the biggest overanalyzing That's what they do with these music critics You're really looking too much into this This is just a guy who's

Just past his prime Definitely for music I mean the guy won best actor Like four years ago A lot's happened in four years man The year he slapped Chris Rock The slap really spiraled him But he won best actor the year he slapped Chris Rock That same Oscar You spiraled him. But he won Best Actor the year he slapped Chris Rock.

That same Oscar. And I don't even blame it on... You know my theories. I don't blame it on the slap. I blame it on the... Before the slap, which is Jada Pinkett Smith emasculating him. And that's what led him here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure. But it's just... He's like, how about this? Hang it up. Dude, he literally reminds me of... At least from the music stuff, he's like an athlete who's just like way it was like you know

yeah like way one last box not even Wayne Gretzky because like these guys I'm trying to think who like really you're saying Will Smith

was the Wayne Gretzky of rap at his prime yeah but he's playing into his 60s kind of thing you know

and you're going dude you still just give it up man it's the boxer it's Rocky going back for one last but he just gets kicked the shit

out of him in the first round yeah it's man It's the boxer It's Rocky going back For one last But he just gets Kicked the shit out of him In the first round Yeah it's not good On the One last rap piece Is Jagmeet Singh And Drake

Beef So people don't know If people don't know Jagmeet Singh It's the Like Indian Sikh leader Of the

Former leader Kind of like the Bernie Sanders Of Canada Or whatever And he went to the Kendrick Lamar concert And just fucking the city erupted. Oh, yeah.

Everyone's saying Drake sent a message being like, you're a goof. Yeah, you're a fucking goof, bud. Which is, for those of you who are not Canadian, that is the worst thing you can say to a man in Canada. And they're right. By the way, him going to the Kendrick Lamar concert would be the equivalent of like if Eric Adams right now or Cuomo or whatever running for mayor went out and they're just like wearing like a boston celtics jersey yeah to the fucking madison square gardens or like biden wearing a maga hat he did that but it would know it'd be like biden wearing like a north korea hat exactly or russia it'd be like biden wearing like a russia shirt sure yeah like a real fucking ovechkin russia jersey or some shit yeah dude it was like

so the town wasn't happy with it and and I also wasn't happy with it. And then he... Wasteman moves. As a true goof, he was just like, I was just there for SZA. Yeah, true goof moves. He's the ultimate goof. Yeah, you went to fucking Kendrick Lamar Skydome for SZA. You're a grown-ass man. Shut up. Yeah, you're a grown-ass man.

Pure Wasteman moves. Wasteman. And then, actually, on the topic Of the mayors Probably one of my Funniest things was Basically Cuomo And the guy Mondami

Is that what it is Zoran yeah It looks like he's You gotta get his You gotta get his name right Cause he gets really mad When he gets his name wrong He calls it Islamophobic

Yeah everybody's saying That he's got a chance It's looking like Probably not I mean But you see that Cuomo They release Yeah they're not

Literally wants like Way less police. He has some wacky ideas. Wacky ideas. But he did a, he's got mad because Cuomo was released an ad

that got leaked and basically it made his beard bushier. Oh, I saw, yeah. And his argument is it's to make him look more like a terrorist.

Which if you're gonna fight, fight fire with fire, you know what I mean? Yeah. You gotta make a move, you gotta release your ad where Cuomo's just like in like a Guido tracksuit. Just eating a meatball. Yeah.

Eating a meatball, Guido tracksuit, calling a hit. Hey man, that's old school politics right there. That's the shit that you make them look older, a little just sweaty. I know they didn't really have the move now where you can't do any of that stuff.

Cause they call you racist. Yeah, that's true. This guy calls everything racist too, by the the way he's in anyone mispronounces that's but one of my least favorite things of all time and i see a lot of that on tiktok where they're just like people be like you don't know what it's like to be like ethnic and people mispronounce your name and you're like first of all you are my whole life yes but you know like you it's like yes you have a complicated name yeah i've never never once taken it personally it's like what are you supposed to do once i was just like are they out to get me like you, it's like, yes, you have a complicated name. Yeah, I've never, never once taken it personally.

It's like, what are you supposed to do? Never once, I was just like, are they out to get me? You're like, it's racist. You're like, your name's weird. Yeah, it's hard to say. You have a fucking weird name. The education system in this country is poor. Every time I get into a cab, they go, Rian?

It's like, imagine I'm like, oh, so you hate white people. Yeah. It's like, you have a fucking weird name. I don't know. It's whatever. It is what it is man it's i mean there's other people that are again he's trying to play that game so but he's playing it to the absolute max and it's working he's like everyone only why'd you look at me like that

because i'm brown yeah the beard thing was fun part of me hopes he wins just to see how much he destroys the city from but then you're also like but then i do but then i do live here yeah like no because there is a part of me who's like... You're just getting punched on the subway. Yeah, there is a part of me where you're like, yeah, let him win just so you see how bad this gets. And then you're like, but I also live here. You're saying every once in a while they need a reset

or a guy comes in with wacky ideas and just fucking does damage. So you just see how bad these ideas are, but then you're also like, no, but I live here. Can't have that happening. It is a weird one, though, because I sort of would have thought that that uh that style of uh campaign would not be that popular at this moment in time i really don't get why eric adams people don't like him so much people hate him i don't get it he hasn't

been that bad i think that uh people i've i've kind of said that too i don't he was just on he did a kditch did this live stream Sneeko and people got mad at him. Yeah, I saw the New York Post was like, he had a meeting with anti-Semite Sneeko or whatever. Yeah, there you go. And Sneeko's like, I'm Jewish, which I didn't know. I thought he was Muslim. I think he, I do think he did a test and found out he's like a percent and up Jewish. He's a one percenter?

Yeah, that's. One drop rule, Sneeko. Everybody knows the rules. Something happened. I don't know the ins and outs of that. That is not bad, though, if you're getting anti-Semitic accusations and you fucking get a test

and find out you're a bit. You go, boom. Boom. Oh, I said the N-word? How about this? I'm 2% Jewish. I'm 2% black. Yeah.

But I don't get why he has no shot at winning the Democratic primary. People hate him. I think the scandal hit him. And I think another part is the Democrats really abandoned him because he was seen as kind of curtailing to Trump in some way or form. He was trying to... But he was just trying to be like, yo, I got to run this city and all this mass migration

shit's destroying the city. Yeah. He was a steward of this city. I don't know, man. I would have expected them... The Mondomi guy. Ty Mondomi. Uh-oh.

I would have expected him to be like doing better in Portland I wasn't expecting New York City to be riding so hard for that Pauly Market only has a 20% chance of winning there I would expect that in fucking Toronto or some shit like that you'd be like yo go move to Canada you'd be the fucking Prime Minister

Toronto just did Father's Day and this is the Father's Day the Toronto Star released this article for Father's Day on Father's Day it's crucial the Father's Day. The Toronto Star released this article for Father's Day. On Father's Day, it's crucial to recognize the importance of mothers. He goes, if only there was a day for that. If only there was a day for that that just happened last month.

Dude, you gotta see the... Did you look at the picture of the guy? Who wrote it? Yeah. No, is it something like this? No, he's like older. It's like it's basically like 75-year-old elbows up boomer guy. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Father's Day is set aside so that children can thank dad.

That is completely unnecessary. I'm confident my children appreciate my role in my upbringing, and they need a special day on the calendar to let me know that. Mother's Day is also a child parent thing. So when a man makes it a priority to thank the woman who birthed his children, how about Father's Day for that? So he goes, what? It's the most nonsensical fucking article.

This guy worked at the CBC for 40 years. Buddy, it's literally like a fucking 70-year-old guy cooking around the office trying to get some young pussy being pretty sick. I've got a sick idea. How about two Mother's Days? Two Mother's Days. Pretty good. Crazy. How about two Mother's Days?

Crazy. The slop that the Toronto Star puts up. I can't believe that one, though. There's nothing worse than a 70-year-old trying to be hip by like being progressive attitudes. Oh yeah. Yeah yeah by being like the uber progressive you know at 70 trying to take this top spot you're like this country's crumbling

if the world was a perfect place a man might show gratitude every day the world is not a perfect place so on Father's Day when all the attention falls on the least important character in the delivery room the character just go trans at least if you're gonna fucking write this slop he's like i'm too old to go trans he loved it i know this is the best he can do let's just be like why do we have father's day it seems to me that a smart father would insist on recognizing the blinding truth the

woman who made him a father is the real hero of the story father's day must be a treat at the bullgatch household it's funny too because they kind of yeah right they kind of make the argument a lot of times where they're just like just because we're supporting one person doesn't mean you know it's going to hurt you yeah and you're like how are you supporting the mothers and you're like we're going to take in their day and giving them to you you're like well that one seems like it's pretty specific do you think his kids give him a number two dad mug yeah yeah yeah he was your mom's number one mom and number one dad you get number two dad i was kind of thinking about like the if you think about left and right in a certain way you kind of be like the at their worst the right's kind of like the

drunk stepdad yeah where you know maybe he's gonna you know he gets drunk he maybe says oriental he maybe yeah it says some questionable things yeah you're crying he's like stop fucking crying you know and stuff like that call you a pansy yeah and then so he you know he's the weekend dad but then the the mother is like the progressive mother where you're where you you know you don't see dad that much and dad's like your mother's a fucking bitch and you're like oh she's not that bad and And then mother starts being like, you're not allowed to skateboard without your safety pads.

And then she's like, by the end of it, she's kind of like, I'm taking your skateboard and I'm giving it to the homeless guy. And also, I'm giving your records to the kid next door.

Sure. And then also, I want you to call me dad. Also, I'm walking around the house naked now. And then you go over and then stepdad. But yeah,

by contrast, you go pretty sick. Drunk dad starts looking all right. Yeah, saying oriental, and then stepdad. But yeah, by contrast, you go pretty sick. Drunk dad starts looking all right. Yeah, saying oriental is not so bad. You're like, maybe those homeless people could get a fucking job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stepdad comes and goes, let's go talk to those homeless people. Get your stuff back.

He goes, what's your fucking wacky mother now doing? She goes, well, she wants me to call her dad now. Told you. He's very much told himself. Exactly. I told you that lady's fucking crazy listen to your stepdad told you that lady's fucking something else anyways you also mentioned there's an epidemic of lesbians marrying dudes which is pretty funny yeah yeah

they're coming around it's no longer uh beneficial to your career well i did the one with joe joshua and then you said there was one recently there'si Lovato. There was another one, too. I don't know the other one, but Demi Lovato married a dude. Yeah, she... A couple days ago. I think a bunch of them. Her whole thing. We covered it on the show when she was like, I'm bi, and then now I'm pansexual. I know.

She's all of them. And then she looked at the graph of her career, and it was still just kind of trending downwards. And she goes, there's got to be something to do. It's so crazy. It might just work. Turn this ship around. And then all of a sudden, she goes, all right to be something to do it's so crazy am i just turn this ship around and then all of a sudden she goes all right i guess i'm a straight dude and you're like actually even crazier i'm a straight girl fucking so nuts how's the career looking still the same have you tried putting out new music no no but i'm i sucked a dick last night

you're like what if you put that what if i put that online yeah you got the video of it maybe yeah the video that might give me a little bump oh what was the other one the woodbridge bus driver oh yeah in woodbridge ontario which is the guido central guido central absolutely like just little new jersey car yeah exactly like just all fucking italians and then there was the school bus driver this is very canada story like i didn't at first realize this was a canada story but then i saw it i go of course but there was this like asian bus driver for like kids and then he was literally dressing as like one of those like japanese like lolly characters it's like old asian man with like a wig a pink like mini skirt pop a photo of that up yeah pop a photo of that up dry and he called he put up a sign on the bus that called it the lolita line isn't that the abstein thing uh no the well

yeah the lolita express he's like it's an anime thing and then all these parents saw it and of course they're just like what the fuck is this what the hey yo he's just like what his whole thing is like what and you know everybody in canada is And he's just like, what? His whole thing is like, what? And you know, everybody in Canada is like, what's the, what's the issue? And what's the issue? They got him fired, uh,

eventually. But the fact that, so he did get fired. He did get removed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember when the good old days,

when you just, your bus driver was just like some fucking, auto? Or the son, it was, it was mostly like, it was always be like some 70 year old grandma. That's what it should be.

Yeah. Smoking darts on the bus. Yeah, hacking darts. Yeah, just like, get out. And just driving you around. That's how it should be. That's who the bus driver should be. Yeah.

Not someone that's pretty pumped to hang out with kids. Yeah, dressed as a fucking man in a pink skirt. As I said, all those jobs where you work around kids, it should be a reluctant job. No one should be excited about that job. Everyone should be like, yeah, I guess I could be a bus driver.

Anyone who shows up and they're like, oh, I'm fucking stoked. Yes, driving kids, driving kids. I mean, generally, like a sweet old person who you go like,

this person might be partially retired. Retired. A little extra money. He likes being around kids, but not in a creepy way. But this guy's like... If he likes being around kids, it manifests and everyone gets to wear those original every now and then. The question is, did he wear the dress to the job interview?

No, I think, yeah, he pulls it out after. Like he totally like kind of bait and switch them. He shows up, he's just dressed normal. Asian in a suit. Yeah, Asian in a suit. And then first day on the job, it's just... I mean, buddy buddy i don't be the one to say this but it's like you're already you know there's your driving skills are in question and then now you're on thin ice here pal and then now you're doubled now you're trying to add to that yeah yeah i mean i wouldn't be

and i'm a girl yeah i wouldn't be surprised i have at least one dad in woodbridge was just like we got an asian driving bus? What the fuck? He was wearing a pink dress. We got to get rid of this. Hey, I don't care about that. Look at that Fanook shit. It's putting my kid's safety at risk. Kid's not gay.

It's not an issue. But why we got an Asian driving the bus? That guy was giving the fake tits girl a run for her money. I know. I love that there's two of those stories both from Ontario. Both literally 50 miles apart. Something in the water there, man. That could be the future

that Modami wants, man. Every fucking MTA driver is just trans. Every cop's just got a male with huge fake tits just running around. I legit saw a four foot tall cop the other day day really yeah i've been seeing tons of videos of girls the girl cops trying to arrest people and the guy's just like brushing them off and running away literally just full stiff arm it happens like a lot where you i mean you never know these days whether something

happens a lot or i'm just uh like you know the sure you know everything they can make it seem like it's happening a lot you'd like there's only 10 videos of it and they showed them to you consecutively right but i would have thought it was happening like seldomly yeah where it's like you just see especially in britain they don't have guns or anything but like you see it so many times where it was just like two female cops and then like some dude and then he he like doesn't even try that hard like wrestles him off and then like lightly jogs away sure and they just in the end they're like not even particularly great shape no it's not like they're like oh we'll fucking run this dude down it's just like they're not

in great shape yeah can't handle them yeah yeah there's uh but yeah i don't know like what was a four foot tall cop four foot tall cop stupid it's crazy man or woman man black guy he just walks through the guy's legs. He was with a bunch of other cops, but I was like, oh, that's... They got to give him a beast of a partner. I go, that's too small for a cop. They used to have height restrictions before, I'm pretty sure. There should be.

And to be firefighters and stuff like that, but they were saying it was racist because it was... He's black. This guy was? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. He was like, I was like borderline.

I go, this might be a little person. He was like right on the margin. I mean, that's wild if you're robbing a bank and then like a midget comes to like arrest you. Yeah, I mean, I just was like, just out of a purely effectiveness standpoint. Well, it's the same. What is it, you just hold onto your leg? I think about a firefighter where it's like they're literally carrying people in the building. Like there's no argument why you can't have someone it's like they're literally carrying people in the building. Like there's no argument

why you can't have someone that's like a big person. Yes, of course. And I mean, again, there's probably, yeah, you can't be 400 pounds and be a firefighter either. You can though.

The trick is you have to start. Start. Yeah, you start and then you're just the guy who cooks everybody meals. Yes, you're allowed. But I think that they, the standards relax

and then every 10 years you might have to do something. I don't know. I feel like I walk, because there's so many fire stations in New York City, and you walk by them, and they're all just chilling all the time, and they all seem pretty fit. They seem pretty fit here. However, that's New York City. Yeah.

You go to some of these smaller places. Yeah. You get some big boys. You might get some bigger boys. Four foot tall police officer is insane. Yeah, crazy. Literally. What are you going to do?

That is like a concept for like some shitty movie from like the 90s. Yeah, a mall cop. Like literally Danny DeVito cop. But some of the girls are like, you go, who couldn't like out wrestle her? Yeah. I mean, and I guess their whole thing is, well, they have weapons. And they go, okay, but I can just run away. That what i'm saying in britain they don't even really they just have their stick their stick maybe they have tasers i don't know boys whether you're hitting plateaus

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I feel like with the war that's been happening. Which one? Exactly. The war on white men? I'm sick of it. The war on jokes, yeah. I feel like a lot of this Iran war is to take away from the fact that Joey Chestnut has They're trying to distract you

They don't want to know that Joey Chestnut The king has returned That was what No Kings Day was about Was keeping Joey Chestnut out of the 4th of July hot dog eating contest You know No Kings Day actually had a couple funny things Because there was First of all those protests were Your options period for protests that day

were like, they both slap if you're a fucking over 70-year-old retired person. It was all white people. No, but I'm saying the military parade and the No Kings Day. Dude, No Kings Day looked like a fish concert. No Kings Day, that's what I'm saying though, but parts of it became a Palestine rally.

Of course. And it was literally organized by like, you know, the Upper West Side Zionistsionists yeah and they're just like they're just like isn't this fucking great like women power trump's a king also it's funny because they're just like part of their thing was they're like it's a free speech rally or just like from the people that hate free speech by the most in the world yeah yeah also a king wouldn't let you do this that's true too yeah if there was a king like you know there's obviously in too yeah if there was a king like you know there's obviously in north korea there's no like no kim jong-un day sure they don't do that

it's just funny because like yes there is stuff that trump's doing but you're like also you the only like there's only one of those things you don't like as far as uh like as far as if you put up all the presidents and all of the movements that are like, want censorship in one way or another. It's like, you like most of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. I think it's like wild to wrap themselves up in a free speech.

I don't know. What was it? Was anything accomplished? Can they say we accomplished something other than just being like, they had a good time. Yeah. They had a good time, but I'm like,

nice little Sunday. Were they like, we just want Trump to know that we don't like him. And he goes, he knows. Yeah. He knows. They want,

I think they wanted to take the press away from his military parade, which was equally gay. Yeah, that was pretty gay. Dude, I can't even imagine just like... But at least it was the 200... Because some people corrected me last week. But it was the 250th anniversary of the military. It was a pretty savvy move on Trump's part. Because it was...

Everybody was like, oh, he's just doing this for his birthday. But you're like, no, it also was the 250th anniversary of the united states military just happened to fall on his birthday and so he was just and everybody's like oh he's doing like a thing for him and you go no he's doing doing a thing for the military sure whatever but i mean the military parade is that that can i can think that would probably be more boring than watching the... Unless you're autistic. Dude, imagine you're fucking one of those autistic dudes and you just get to see fucking 40 tanks roll by. You just got a fucking tear dripping down.

You're just like, it's so beautiful. Look at those tanks. I mean, I'd rather go see a bunch of tanks rolling down the street. Yeah. Bunch of fucking upper east side. There's more action going on if you go to the protest. That's true. Funnier.

Yeah, it's funnier. Nothing funny about the military parade there's nothing funny like some dude with one leg hobbling around you're in the when you go to the protest they're in the march yeah yeah but i don't think i probably can't go that far because again a lot of the people that were in charge of this protest are 99 years old yeah yeah for sure and the thing is the military thing is like they do have an issue where being in the military became this really lame thing. Yeah. And they need to make it cool again.

They have to. I know. They're trying to make it. It's only a lame thing probably in cities. Yeah. I still think that if you're, there are probably lots of places in the Midwest that it's still, oh fuck, army guys?

Probably they have some sort of status like the way that a junior hockey player has. Like a football player, but not like, he's not going to the show, but he's doing alright. Yeah, he's doing alright. He's serving his country. But, I mean, yeah. I don't know what their recruitment numbers are like now,

but I know they were getting pretty bad for a while there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So they have to, you're right, they have to do stuff. That's why they souped up the commercials and the commercials are like, want to get fucking pussy. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to get pussy. That's what they should say. Like, hey, overseas, like they should actually,

that would be like a good commercial if they kind of show the guy like overseas on his like sabbatical, like he has three days off and it's just him like walking with two like, you know, Afghani chicks. Like, you know what I what i mean he's like both just fucking covered head to toe what happens overseas stays overseas don't worry nobody knows what they look like that is actually that actually would be a better sell where they're just like listen like there's pussy to be had for army guys in those military bases overseas yeah man they they love well maybe

especially you're trying to sell this to 20 year old guys right you're like oh yeah you want to go on tinder it's like you know this army base is its own like real life tinder oh yeah you go to the philippines man you're just swiping burkas off dude philippines snizzes out is wild out there yeah i think if they could actually pitch the dudes and sell them on the idea that you're like by the way you're getting snizz here and you're getting snizz there yeah yeah yeah and we and your country won't hate you for being in the military i know yeah but i'm not gonna go to war for israel personally uh and by that i mean i'm too old for the army to ever plan on joining bone spurs bone spurs of my ankles but by that i mean there wasn't even any chance in hell that i was anywhere near the army at any point in my life no nor could i even know i will

not die for israel yeah or any other or any other country for them i will not die for israel i will also not i will not uh i will not be going to the store for any girl i'm dating and then also i will not be fighting for a woman yeah yeah she checks like hey can you go pick me up you go i'm not fighting your fucking war i'm not here to fight your war she's like i need tampons to go this is your battle i'm not here to fight your wars for you i'm not here to fight your wars whatever you gotta do god gave you his hardest challenges and i think a lot of people are the expert talks coming back where they're saying like you know everyone's talking about stuff that they don't know oh yeah which is i mean i haven't been to iran so exactly

right neither of johnny if you've been around no so none of us have been there it is our my god given right as a podcaster to talk about whatever the fuck is my god given poorly uninformed it is actually your god given right as a podcast to talk about things that you have very absolutely minimal knowledge about i just googled an hour ago okay this is the point what i was thinking though i'm like it is true that you're not like not an expert on certain topics but what you maybe are an expert on is bullshit yeah do you know what i mean like the same way as like you go oh i'm not i don't have to be an expert on like, um, marriage law to know that guy's shitty. Yeah,

of course. Of course. I mean, look, we're in the, we're in the opinion business, but also I am, you know,

you go a lot of people that they go, I'm not, you know, I'm not an expert at knowing the ins and out of this conflict. And you go for one, every single thing that I know about, everyone disagrees. And second of all,

you go, yeah, but I don't need to know a thing to be able to be like, this guy's fucking up to something. This guy's lying. Yes. And we're also talking about predicting the future right now. So you're like, well, even the experts are going to be wrong about predicting the future. By the way, I bet you a lot of the people that claim to be such experts, yeah, then they come at you and they go, it's like a stock guy.

There's like, I'm an expert. And you go, then why are you fucking, why did you run for hedge funds to the ground? Exactly. And they go, well,

I'm still an expert. You go, they go, I can't predict the future. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah. Cause things, they try to make things like, uh, uh, like it's not politics. Like there's any fact in these things. Like there's not just like different factions.

Yeah. I mean, again, it's like at the end of the day like you know you can be like hey i oppose this war and then you know that's that's the my thing is you go we're doing this and i called it from the beginning where i go this is a bad idea and you go okay and then yeah that's that's kind of a feather in your cap if you're yeah if you have a good prediction yeah if you have good predictions that that there's a value to that that would be a that would be a big thing if someone every time

they made predictions they uh like if there was a podcast or every time they made their predictions i know a lot of election people do this but then they had their score of it you know what i mean yeah of course i mean that'd be great takes 10 000 hours to become an expert something which is why danny's an expert at giving head and i'm not i had an old joke about that where a girl was saying she was like an expert at blowjobs or something and i'm not i had an old joke about that where a girl was saying she was like an expert at blowjobs or something and i was like yeah ten thousand hours you go you or she was like a shit to yourself or she was a janitor in like the porn studio and she was just like goodwill hunting style where they came up and they're just like yo we need you to you know the the porn star

didn't show up we need you to get involved and she's like me she's just like writing a dick on the fucking on the wall she drew a perfect labia perfect labia i need to get yeah and then she's just like the yeah the goodwill hunting of dick suck i mean there is a reasonable thing though that a lot of people are not happy with donald trump right now because he did promise that because israel split up every coalition yeah but, but he did promise. You promised. He did promise. Although I will say this. He goes, his promise was that America would not start any wars.

There you go. So he's getting everybody on a technicality here. He did say it would be 48 hours till he'd be out of every single conflict to be over. Yeah, exactly. But he goes, I won't start any new wars. Now, if Israel happens to start a war at America's behest, which I do believe that is what's going on, is that literally like fucking Trump was like,

hey, Israel, go fucking do this. I have a thing where I said I don't do this. Well, he literally gave Iran, he goes, 60 days. He goes, you have 60 days to make a deal on this nuclear thing. And on day 61, Israel attacked Iran. Surely that cannot be a coincidence. That seems like

that would be quite the crazy coincidence. Ted Cruz was just on Tucker Carlson basically being like, us and Israel are going, okay, well, we're at war and we're helping. Yeah, we're going to war. He goes, we? I mean, we as in like the royal we?

As in like you and me, Tucker? Just us, but like mostly Israel. We're supporting them. I mean. It's like if I was like, we're gay. Okay, well, not. And by that, I mean Danny has tendencies and i support him i support him we are gay we are gay no weird way to phrase it there teddy boy is a weird way to phrase it

i was thinking though that like it is the probably the the the biggest point is like um if you look at scenario where uh the argument for war in Iran, to some degree, is like, yes, this one's kind of different. And they're like, you know. And they said that every time. Right. And you go, so at the very least, you go, it is possible that you go, it's not across the board,

always the move to never intervene ever in anything right but you go when you generally you can also look at it and go but you've done it too much yeah you did too much yeah so you go you cried wolf so it's it's actually not crazy for the burden of proof to be on you yeah to like explain and and not to just like expect you know I mean Netanyahu goes yeah we have proof that Iran tried to kill Trump twice that they were behind both the assassination attempts you go now's a great time to give us that proof

then they are they seem like they're sitting on a lot of proof yeah you go okay if that's the case people would be really on board with this more I don't know if the people who are not on board with this would would even be on board with it if that was the case a lot of people are ideological right now but the thing is is like that's still like most like i think cnn put out some poll and it's like 80 of americans are in favor of this of of removing iran dude iran's slogan is death to

america yeah like they coined that term and that is their literal slogan so it's like regardless what do you mean it's their slogan there's their country's slogan is their tagline yeah it's like dude you know how like fucking like new jersey how do you what is that jersey on their license plate says the garden where does it say their license place said death to america not on their license plate but there's a whole deal it's like it's like death to america yeah like there's that you know that australian uh i think you met her before she's like that us rita

something i know that is you know we're talking about that she's like on the news sky news or something or something but she's like grew up in iran

she's like every day in school like like we sang oh canada they were like chanted death to america like they get them at a young age there and regardless i'm sure some people are like

yeah america did some fucked up shit that justified that and they go iran used to be sweet back in the day or whatever like even assuming they go america went and meddled and did things that justified the position that iran now has of death to america you're like well they still have that position and you're like those are those politicians are dead yeah who caused that and you're like okay well what do you do now but you're like if they're all like death to america you're like, okay, well, what do you do now? But you're like, if they're all like death to America,

you want them to have nukes? But it's like, I don't know. Probably rather than not. Well, I think the most, the first. But again, also, you can see Netanyahu for the past 30 years going on TV being like, they're two weeks away. Two weeks, they're two weeks away. He licks his finger and puts it in the air. He goes, I'm pretty sure that's iranian iranian so i mean there's there's a lot of uh i don't think

my gut feeling it's just reasonable to be skeptical to known liars of course and my gut my gut feeling is i think trump does know trump's playing a slightly different game from the first time around though because he's not trying to get re-elected i guess maybe he is but um he's doing he's playing the game of whoever he talked to this afternoon is who he agrees with yeah yeah that's that's true but i don't think he's gonna get and i could be eating my words big time on this but i don't think he's gonna i think this is all a lot of bluster art of the deal stuff and not actually gonna do is gonna reach some kind of deal with i mean that seems like he that a lot of the stuff he does is that right yes but i mean people said that about the tariffs and

there's tariffs everywhere so i don't know like i guess we'll see but i mean again it's like i don't know the new stuff because you know there's like the international energy whatever thing is when they're super liberal and they're just like, yeah, they have, they, they're getting there. But then you're like, but you've also been saying this for fucking 30 years. So you're like, I don't know. Yeah. Maybe this is just muddying the waters so much. So you're like, I don't know what to believe.

And then they just go in there. And also America's track record with regime change. Not great. I know. So, and I mean, the best scenario is you're just like yeah but even if you go even if you say the track record for regime change isn't great it's like on top of that the track record for actually be uh like uh actually being like the your reasons being the actual real reasons that's true like you go i mean so you go first of all i'm going to start from the position of whatever you're saying it's not that yes you know what i mean they do have the

third largest oil reserve in the world that might be part of it yeah they're just like so you go so it's like you look at you go whatever you're saying it's so not that not that whatever the official narrative is you can automatically discount whatever you're whatever you're going with i know it isn't that yeah but behind that is there ever a time where you have you know some scenario where you know you gotta where it is intervene in some way justified should you should should you have a policy of just non-intervention i know the libertarians would say yes that should be the policy it's just like don't intervene ever always yeah ever always unless you're unless you are attacked it's almost it's almost an irrelevant point that no don't

intervene ever it's kind of one of those things where you go it's like the same way that like libertarians want um no government you're like it's the the like philosophical underpinning of like whether there should be any or none is almost irrelevant because they'll never get there yeah you'll never get there so really you're just like it doesn't even need to get to the point where you're like none ever you're just like well what we're not even we're so far past the middle of how much when you should and shouldn't so you go it less than now is probably right sure and it's like do you i guess the argument is we'll wait for them to attack us and then they go we don't want to do that We'd like to attack them before they attack us.

And it's just like, right? It is. And Iran can't even reach America. Like, Iran doesn't have any missiles. Well, I think that if Greta joins the Iranian government, that actually. Luckily, they have no chicks policy. Sheep? They let you trans, though.

The chicks to the dudes if greta comes up he's like i'm greto great do good oh yeah the run doesn't even have any weapons that could reach america i guess you know there's a whole thing where trump's like well biden let in all these fucking uh islamic terrorists through the border that came over through the southern border so i guess if they're here then i guess we can expect something if if that is the case if that is the case and if it's not then i i guess that's not a problem it really is though with a lot of conflicts there's kind of like um there's there's usually like kind of some people being nuanced and then some people that are ideological i find like in this one it's almost like feels like everyone's ideological uh more

than normal i mean i understand if you're just like i don't want my no but in a way that uh in a way that i feel like most people you talk to uh they're like uh they're just kind of like even if they were like people when they like watch stuff they're almost just watching to see like a point that helps them yeah but i feel like that's like more more than normal right now like i would say it's like 90 of people i mean i say just let the mud people duke it out let the mud people duke it out yeah just yeah just let the mud people duke it out and not our business until but again they're just like well we don't want them to make it our business like i understand every side of it i don't know this isn't some everybody wants to be like yo this is simple that's kind of my point. Yeah, you're like, this is a really

simple answer here. And you're like, I don't think it is. Right, that's kind of my point. Every, like, 80% of people are like, this is a real simple answer. Yeah, I go, I have this one principle and we need to abide by this principle all the time. You go, well, this doesn't work. Right. Yeah, so I don't... But I think the principle, that's why

my kind of argument was like, you know, it almost doesn't even get to the principle level. Cause you're just like, uh, you're, you're gonna have to cut through some other stuff first where you're like, okay, what is the act?

What, what, first of all, you're lying. Second of all, like you have such a bad track record. Terrible track record. Third of all,

I know that there's so many people just fucking clamoring for fucking to get in there. Oh, hell yeah. Like you just, there's like, it's, you know what I mean? If you believe there is a deep state that is just like you know runs this country of it is installed above the president you're like they've been fucking itching for this

for if you have a friend that like just really wants to kick the shit out of someone he's been talking about for 30 years how he fucking wants to kick that guy's fucking teeth in and then and then he comes up and he was like i had no choice you're like okay but sure dude i have to kick that guy's fucking teeth in. And then he comes up and he was like, I had no choice. You're like, okay, but... Yeah, sure. Dude, I have to kick the shit. He comes up, he goes, he did something that I have to kick the shit out. And you go, well, I'm gonna...

We're gonna need a bit more because you... Yeah, what specifically? Your motives are... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your motives are a little suspect right now. Lindsey Graham says, Senator Lindsey Graham says,

game on. People are liking that. Game on. Game on is nuts. Game on is nuts game on is nuts yeah especially when this is he posted that when america was still like yeah we're not getting involved here this is israel's problem and then he's like game on you're like game on what do you mean dude i was fine but every coalition trump and tucker carson, Trump called Tucker Carlson kooky. Oh, dude, you know his new one for the Ayatollah, the Cryatollah? Cryatollah is fucking incredible.

Cryatollah is so good. You call them the Cryatollah? Cryatollah, yeah. Cryatollah is a 10. That Cryatollah might be one of the greatest nicknames. The Cryatollah. Trump has ever called him. Is that true?

Yeah, just like now it was like because he keeps saying he's gonna do all this shit like last night they were like and you know tonight will be remembered and for hundreds of years and then just like nothing happens yeah he keeps saying all this crazy shit and then just nothing happened cry at all there's another page there's like a fake country of Iran page on Twitter that was posting Israel is fucking gay. And it was going super viral. People are just getting cooked on fake things.

Oh, yeah. It's very prevalent. It's literally the sketch. He just wants one more little Donnybrook in Iran. Then he's going to be on his way. One last one dude tucker girls is so funny because him and trump are both like gossip girls like they're they're both like catty bitches yeah this is a there's a i heard like a little like that from

the podcast where he did with bannon everything is like i mean i've i'm not saying anything bad about him i was just a little weird that he does this i've known him for 50 years i think he's a good guy it's just that he wants this country to die and he wants your kids to be but i'm not saying anything bad about him. It's just a little weird that he does this. I've known him for 50 years. I think he's a good guy. It's just that he wants this country to die and he wants your kids to be, but I'm not saying anything personally about him. I think him as a person, I actually find him to be very nice.

He just wants your kids to be dead and he wants to bankrupt this country, but I'm not... He's like... That's exactly how he does it all. Yeah, yeah. Very catty. Pretty good Tucker Carlson.

I'm just saying that it's all... Sure. I mean, I tucker carlson i'm just i'm just saying that it's all sure i mean i'm just saying i'm not i'm not you know i'm just saying i'm not saying she's fat but she does eat a lot yeah it's going but trump does the same thing in a different way but it's going to your boss and being like you know i'm not i'm not saying you should fire her she just hasn't showed up any day for the last six months and she's actually not done any of her work and our countries our company is actually doing a lot worse because of her and we lost a lot of clients because she's such she's such a bitch and no one likes her but i'm not saying i'm not calling for anything to happen to her or anything like it's all it's funny because these guys have been around for a long

time so a lot of these people are his personal friends i know i know i know i know i guess tucker's kind of been cut off from all that stuff. And he's unhappy about it, too. He does not like it. That's what I'm saying. Tucker's been cut off, and he's unhappy about it. I love him being like, yeah, Fox News is just feeding slop to people. And you go, that was you.

Like a year ago. His argument is that I was the one guy not feeding the slop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he had some arguments with them. So he was like, no, I was the least amount of slop. Yeah, I was the least slop. That's what he goes. Yeah, he's been going hard

on Fox News, but that's more catty stuff. It's his employer that fired him, right? That's the ex-girlfriend. Yeah, catch me on Fox News this Saturday night. There you go.

So I've been, I've been, I've been loving the like catty beeps. Yeah. But yeah, definitely ever,

ever, schisms have been, oh, everything's, everything's breaking apart. Everything's breaking apart. But I still definitely. Schisms have been. Oh, everything's breaking apart. Everything's breaking apart. But I still do believe that. Dude, the amount of people that I know that seem like they were friends that are now enemies that happened in the last six months. I know, I know.

But I still think like you always, I know you always make fun of me for this where I have like, I tell you my friends who are like, just don't know who it's, don't know what's going on. Americans or Canadians? Canadians. Well, Americans are more tapped in, for starters. Dude, my friend, I saw him on Thursday. His son was playing a hockey tournament

at this mall over here. My friend didn't know who Mr. Beast was. When you were growing up, did your parents watch cable news all the time? Yeah. But you gotta understand that some people in Canada, a lot of people in other countries, don't watch the news every night.

No, I know that. That's a way more normal thing here. He's like dude he didn't know who mr beast was yes you have a couple friends that are fucking in there i'm telling you my whole point is there's a lot more people like that i'm just saying you go on twitter and you go nobody in america wants to go to yeah and there's also there's also people that their entire life is sports yeah yeah i'm just saying i think a way like it is a high percentage and it's lower than before with social media because these people are on facebook yeah well and but they're easily do they used to just either they watch the news and read the paper now they're on facebook now

it's everywhere people are tapped in yeah well some okay so these all these things have you know millions and millions of views someone's watching it danny that's true yeah yeah but uh anyways i think most americans are actually fine with all this iran stuff yeah i think you're right yeah they are they're like most americans don't want iran to have a nuclear weapon even though it potentially like wouldn't affect them really yeah and they're still just like yeah it is they just like it's it's in their dna but that's why these things are so that's why these things are so powerful because you're just like well should they have one and you're like and the argument is like no what are you some like pussy that hates america like you know what i mean and you're just like well because the argument against that is not so like one

sentence it's more like complicated where you're like there's a lot of you know it's more of like a nuanced argument to say that you know that should not be the first instinct at least yeah yeah and they're just like well it's not the first i mean there are people like you see people who are like anti-israel who they're like yeah iran should have nukes i've seen that too yeah yeah they're like they hate israel so much but they're like pro-iran essentially americans you know that's weird but they're again so a lot of people are like yeah they're why are we enemies with them like because they're because there are people who are you know similar like the osama bin laden revisionism stuff remember

the letter from osama's going viral and they go yeah we made them like that so it's like we're at fault it's like we we caused them to hate us so we they should we should support them i guess yeah yeah because it is our fault and you go well it was someone's fault yeah but they still do hate you but it also shows you too where you go there's a lot of people with a lot of opinions and none of those matter in reality like do you think about trump's doing what trump wants to do or or he's doing what other people want him to do but like those people are not you know uh who you might think are thought leaders. Like thought leaders have, you know what I mean? Sure. Yeah.

There's a lot of people who are like, I don't care if this loses me followers, but like, you know, my tweets are going to make it to the president. And this is, this matters that I oppose this. Yeah. They're living in a different world over there. 20,000 followers. I mean, it's the equivalent of like, you know, when in this industry where the, all the networks were like, yes, we're going to make worse stuff.

Less people are going to watch it. And we we're gonna put girls in everything you know what i mean and they're just like and you go no one is liking this and they go we couldn't care less don't give a shit yeah yeah in a weird way you won't be able to comprehend this this actually helps us keep our jobs longer yeah because we're getting in line yeah we're getting in line we're not taking any risks and Right I'll be here For the next 25 years Unless the whole thing goes under And you go

Like when the network's going under But this country's not Going to go under So I'm going to be here For a long time And then I'm going to be Writing books And then I'm going to be wrong

And then I'm going to write A book on that And then I'm going to And then I'm going to write A book on the opposite And I'm going to make money On both of them And then I'm going to get

A series Yeah yeah And then I'm going to get A fucking sweet pundit gig yeah where i come in and you know just give your opinion yeah so i've someone finds some spot where i can be like a propagandist and then i'm you know that's that's the game that we're playing over here that is the game yeah but i don't know i don't see it like i don't see this being like some crazy rock which is everybody's greatest fear as though this is war on terror redux i don't see that happening yeah i guess rock, which is everybody's greatest fear is the war on terror redux.

I don't see that happening. Yeah. I guess it was just interesting to me that it was like at the time that felt like super popular, whereas now this feels like almost pretty not popular and that doesn't matter. Do you know what I mean? No. Like at least at the time, that's why, I guess that's why they needed their 9-11, right? Yeah.

They also bought it. They have all these fucking cool shit tankers and ships and stuff. They have to do something with it. They've got to do something with them. What are you going to do with all this shit? Well, yeah. We just dock them? That seems stupid.

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to get hooked up today. We got some hot off the press reporting from Taylor Lorenz right now. It says, On Monday, I reported on an anti-ice protest taking over Roblox one of the kids i interviewed texted me this morning to share that the roblox protesters are now facing police violence this is the text goes hello i was in a roblox ice protest but then we all got shot

by the police we're all dead we're all dead in roblox but it was it's funny because then you know there's some piece of shit kids who are like going in roblox but it was it's funny because then you know there's some piece of shit kids who are like going in roblox and goes i'm gonna be the police yeah yeah sure i might have to download roblox i don't know what the hell it is but i might have to get in there and fucking bust some skulls the citizen danny yeah so just citizens arrest everybody that's uh there wasn't that much mayhem At the The No Kings protest

As much as the California Did you peep it? No I didn't end up going It wasn't that intrusive I don't know It wasn't doing it for me Yeah it didn't It was peaceful protest

Except for there was the one guy Who accidentally It was raining too That's a big one It was raining It was raining yeah But there was one guy Who accidentally shot somebody

I didn't know that What happened? There was an accidental shooting Some leftist protester Accidentally T tried to shoot somebody and then obviously missed and then killed somebody else the fuck yeah wait are you talking about the shooting of uh it was it was uh no it was i think it was in milwaukee or something or utah who are they trying to shoot so protester shot and killed at no king's rally i didn't realize in utah a man who was believed to be a part of a peacekeeping team for the no king's protest in salt lake city shot at a person who was brandishing a rifle at demonstrators oh no he struck both the

rifleman and a bystander who later died at the hospital so uh and then i don't know i guess i don't know why someone was carrying a rifle maybe he's a counter protester uh but the and then the bystander was uh this guy a fashion designer from samoa so you're saying like the guy who's carrying the rifle was might have been like allowed to have a gun where he's like oh he's definitely allowed to have a gun and then i guess the other person was allowed to have a gun and then i guess shot him for some reason so there was some ruckus yeah yeah a little ruckus but not too much it was mostly peaceful and not in like the george floyd mostly peaceful way well the um the the astrologers have weighed in which i always like when the astrologers weigh in on trump what do they say for trump's birthday this is what they

say for the no kings thing for trump's birthday astrologers analyzed his chart and it's gonna be one hell of a year. Hot prediction, though. Hot prediction. Six months into the presidency, there might be some fireworks. Yeah, yeah. That's so funny. You'll be like, I did all the math on Donald Trump's birth sign.

It's like, I bet you there's going to be a lot of stuff happening. It's going to be quite busy. Donald Trump is many things. The president of the United States, a convicted felon, and a Gemini who will celebrate his birthday on June 14th. Trump's solar return chart means he and America are in for a year

we won't forget. Oh, okay. But it's, they're the craziest. By the way, this is the girl, the astrologer chick. Her best prediction is she said that joe biden might have some health problems oh so this girl's only banger she's been she was able to predict that a 90 97 year old man might have some health problems and she says

there might be some chaos surrounding donald trump pretty good pretty good they're never wrong trump's solar return means they will have a year that we won't forget. For astrologers like Catherine Urban, it's significant that Trump's Gemini sign is the most visible point on his solar return chart. This means that Trump definitely is going to be in the spotlight this year.

Okay. She hasn't been wrong yet. It's a good prediction. I predicted in the next eight... I actually looked at your horoscope, Danny, She hasn't been wrong yet. I mean, she's... It's a good prediction. It's like saying... I predicted in the next eight... I actually looked at your horoscope, Danny, and it said in the next three years you're going to have a slice of pizza.

Never wrong. This could bring things to light. Perhaps things that he doesn't want to get brought to light. Similarly... Epstein? Yeah, I think she might be pointing out Epstein stuff. A little wink to the epstein list similarly astrologer celeste brooks noted that trump's son is at the 12 o'clock position on his

solar return chart it means his ego and identity are at the midhaven point in astrology speak this chart position means the things he does this year are maybe going to have a legacy so president united states of america is uh we'll do things that people do non-consecutive terms means the things he does this year are maybe going to have a legacy. So, President of the United States of America will do things that people remember. In non-consecutive terms, might be remembered in some way. Might do some notable things this year. He's going to have a legacy.

It's the craziest. Uranus is what we call the wildcard planet because a planet of resistance. In Trump's chart, Uranus is in a square or at a 90 degree angle to Mars, the planet of resistance, in Trump's chart, Uranus is in a square or at a 90 degree angle to Mars, the planet of action, which for astrologers mean tension is in the near future. Trump tension? When that happens, it means there's a lot of friction.

So there also might be some friction. There might be some friction. There might be butting heads with some people. Maybe some disagreements. There might be even a disagreement, judging by the astrology sign. Sounds like it. Judging by the astrology sign, there might be some disagreements there might be even a disagreement judging by the astrology sign judging by the astrology sign there might be some disagreements and then most importantly joe biden's having some health problems hey man guys got cancer they're fucking better get better joe yeah get better any other any other hot predictions from this fucking astrologer no

but i thought that this was the um the i thought this was the the funniest um i guess maybe you'd say like the most uh dishonest article of all time was the veteran stuff oh yeah that was the media doing real slop as its finest oh there's a slop fest right here this is probably the most slop fest i've seen because basically and this is i have the guardian uh the murray.senate.gov i have a well there's like four different places right but the murray was actually the one that i was gonna say what actually happened so what happened was basically the veteran services because of all the like trans stuff they did they made like changes to like the language on the site and during those changes they also had removed like a sentence that said uh doctors can uh not treat people based on their

marital status or their race or their race or their political affiliation and all this stuff and but when they asked him about it they're just like they're like yeah all those stuff were already illegal so i think that i think their argument was like there was a point where some of that stuff wasn't mandated by law but now it's all federal law so we didn't really need to have it in there anymore because it's already you can't say like oh you're a veteran that's a woman you're not getting your services so imagine well that like like i love that these people though they go that's happening right well that's what they said country and they go um i'm sorry that you have cancer but you're a woman you're samoan so no so no and these are the articles that they released extremely disturbing new rules allow va doctors to refuse to treat democrats and unmarried veterans

another one trump administration allows va doctors to deny care to unmarried women and democrats so they have a bunch of them but it's funny because it was basically they just removed a thing and their argument is kind of like well it's like it's illegal because it was basically they just removed a thing and their argument is kind of like well it's like it's illegal yeah it's federally legal to discriminate on these grounds so it's like i don't need to it's like kind of uh when we say that the stores have the like we serve all races and you're kind of like well yeah you have to you know what i mean i always love the bong shop it's like we serve black people and you're like oh my god i mean i don't you know there are a lot of places that other bong shop down the street where no gays.

Yeah, there are a lot of places though in New York City that don't allow you to shop with a shysty on. And that's targeting a specific group. That's, well, you have to get creative, right? Like you have to say like, you can't just say no women. We have to say like, you know, no over the emotional people. Yeah, I mean, those no shysty rallies are pretty problematic. That's been a big Eric Adams one. He's been fighting against the shystys real hard. I mean, shy no shysty rallies are pretty problematic. That's been a big Eric Adams one.

He's been fighting against the shysty. I mean, shysty is crazy. It's like literally it's the, like, I wouldn't trust anybody of any race walking into my business wearing one. It is the most suspicious looking fucking. It's literally what. You're wearing a ski mask. Yeah, you're wearing a ski mask. It's like it's understood that that's what people who are robbing you are wearing.

And then they go, no, we, no, it's just the culture. Doctors at Departments of Veteran Affairs, hospitals nationwide could refuse unmarried women Democrats under the hospital guidelines imposed following executive order to Trump. They've already gone into effect. Imagine just stating for real that there's any possibility that someone was a veteran and then comes to you know goes to the hospital to get served and they're just like you're a snowflake what do we know oh you're an

unmarried woman sorry yeah yeah we we have a new class that we're discriminating yeah i think i have strep throat you're like well that's funny because you're black so beat it i don't see a ring on that finger yeah yeah yeah Did it fall off in the accident? Well, then, can't help you. The VA press secretary was like, no, obviously not. Obviously not. My favorite is, you know the articles where they have a premise, and then they interview someone that discredits the entire premise,

and they're still like, but I already wrote like 4,000 words, so I guess I'll just kind of bury that near the end. They go, yeah, we looked into it. This is total bullshit. Yeah, we've asked the guy who was in charge of the whole thing, and he said no.

Anyways, married women are fucked. They're going to be dying on the streets. Yeah, you're like, okay. Usually you should just ask that question first and be like, no article here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just like, nope, we need an article. No, basically they're like, like we're gonna take down our version and just we're in compliance with federal law now but that

is that is something else to be turning that yeah i mean that's just the i mean this is the guardian they're just fucking fear factory why don't you fucking write about your own shit guardian by the way i don't like that uh exactly i don't like that uh there's a festival called hetero fest and they didn't ask me to be it that's i mean you can sign up you can you can sign up to be an influencer there's a thing it's called hetero awesome.org and it's it's a festival for heterosexual people will smith is i'm going on will smith's playing that's the anthem of Hetero Fest. I like pretty girls. Girls, girls, girls.

I mean, there is a link here if you want to become an ambassador. We're not here to fleece the flock and we're here to fight for family. Every damn dollar proves it. Here's the line in the sand. The founder is Mark Fitzpatrick. Do you know who that guy is?

I don't. I think I've seen him. Honestly, I think I've seen him on... What's that fucking podcast where they... Hetero awesome retarded chicks the whatever podcast yeah whatever that's it he was on there i think i've seen him on that one the hetero fest guy the hetero fest guy yeah this is a pretty funny guy to be like like your chicks like uh your new friend that you've been hanging out with a lot what does he he do? He's like, he's the founder of Hetero Fest. He's the chief ambassador of Hetero Fest.

Yeah, so I'm pretty hetero, I guess. I guess you could say I'm pretty fucking straight. Why don't you apply to be an ambassador? Oh, I'm gay? Okay, well then why am I the chief ambassador at Hetero Fest? That'd be the ultimate scandal. That would be way bigger than the Republican governors. If you find out one of the Mark Fitzpatrick from Het hetero fest is sucking off dudes hanging out at the bathhouse

hetero awesome declaration of non-grifting badassery where this is what was the other one that there was the red pill one yeah there was the red pill festival bring your wives i think this is sort of this is uh like they're doing their this is a charity straight pride thing yeah it's like a straight pride charity essentially we're lean mean and clean family first warriors not fat cat frauds truth is our currency and it's not for sale the battle lines uh the battle lines of heterosexual awesomeness hell yeah no apologies that's my kind of shit man and you know you could catch me at hetero fest Battle lines of heterosexual awesomeness. Hell yeah. No apologies. That's my kind of shit, man.

You know you can catch me at hetero fest. Dude, becoming a... Just doing fucking straight guy things. Here's the thing. You can apply to be an ambassador, and you would probably be accepted. This is what it says. Join the ambassador team. I would be pretty sick being an ambassador for hetero fest.

I'd put that on all my socials. It says... I'm top hetero. Got the guts to stand with heterosexual awesomeness, Inc. I don't think Danny does have the guts. Do you have the guts? You also don't have the sexual resume either. We're hunting for fearless, truth-chasing warriors.

We're not hunting for dick. They need to put more stuff like that in here. They're promoting the straight stuff, but they need to... Be anti-gay. I would like at least one or two lines of being like, also, we're not gay. Yeah, we're not gay. Just to clear that up, if anyone thinks we're gay, you're fucking, you got the wrong, keep scrolling.

Yeah. You're in the wrong place if you think there's any gay shit going on here. Yeah, no pay, no grift, just pure mission. With travel cash and merch if you're repping us on the road. So we'll get some merch. Straight pride merch. Straight pride merch. Hetero merch.

Yeah. And they don't care if you're a perfect choir boy What does that mean? I think you could have Some skeletons in the closet You know As long as you're So it's sort of like

It's like I killed a prostitute Male Or woman Male or woman Woman You're in So they don't give They don't give a shit

What you're up to As long as at the end of the day You crush pussy That's the one thing We get together Well you can't crush pussy though because it's a family thing. Well, they don't mind if you have some skeletons. Yeah, you can crush your wife's pussy.

But they don't mind if you crushed a few on the side. Yeah, exactly. As long as you have a family, you're cranking out kids with your wife. If you've got a couple of Goomars. If you've got a couple of Goomars. That's no biggie. As long as you don't have any Coomars. Goomars accepted. Coomars are kumars. Kumars accepted.

Kumars are not. Definitely not accepted. Yeah. I definitely consider being an ambassador for hetero. You weren't invited probably, but... They lost me. Everyone fucking knows I was invited and Danny wasn't invited. They lost me at no pay.

Right. And they lost you at no gay. God damn it. Shit. I wanted to do a thing saying that the Pride Festival wasn't getting enough money, so asking people if they would do the hashtag gay for pay. Because we think they should need more money

for the Pride Festival, and we hope that you... If you care about Pride, you should post no hashtag gay for pay. I love how punitive Canada is, by the way, with this stuff, where all the companies were like, we're not giving money for pride. So then they're like, okay, well, then we just need to set aside tax dollars to make up for it.

So it's like. They put tax dollars for them? That's what they're saying now. They're going, well, if literally like if, you know, these companies are not going to. If CIBC doesn't want to step up. And Home Depot and Google don't want to kick in. in then i go i guess everybody has to pay for it then how's that sound ho money hope homo homony homony the battle lines of heterosexual awesomeness are

unyielding front where we plant our flag truth liberty no retreat so it's kind of just like a right-wing thing but yeah it's just right but they're the the premise of the whole thing is that there's they crush pussy their wife's pussy yeah um uh crushing lies uh big pharma's pill pushing scam so it's kind of a little of everything it starts it's kind of like how gay pride parade starts is about dudes banging each other and then at the end of it it's kind of about palestine yeah i think that's what's happening here a little bit that there's straight pride's really about you know big pharma's bad sure sure they eventually they eventually you know latch on all the things exposing human trafficking okay that's that's that's not a bad thing for a straight pride to be doing that's human trafficking is a good avenue for them because

you're just like you know people are like straight pride. Like, oh, that's offensive. You're like, yes, stopping human trafficking is offensive. And they're just like, yes, that's fine. We've got seven non-negotiable stands. Each one a hill will die on to protect the family values. This is where we fight and where we win armed with grit and God's design. So it sounds pretty straight to me. Yeah, it's in Boise, Idaho.

The truth. Yeah, it's a lot of kind of normal stuff. It hasn't... I was expecting this to be like a little funnier. Sexuality is at the heartbeat of traditional family values.

Get it right. Families flourish, twist, and they fracture. God's design for one man, one woman, building kin and purpose, not a playground for chaos. Porn's a wrecking ball

so it's anti-porn, all this stuff. They're kind of losing me a little bit. Right. I'm sure that it gets into that territory a little bit. I mean, Ian Carroll's like the main guy. Right, so he doesn't like Israel. No. Is that fair to say? That's fair

to say. Fair to say? I'm not a fan. But I think if you're gonna have a straight pride they're making you you want to attract people right there straight pride is kind of like you know this is a fun family event I think straight pride needs to be like you know a bunch of dudes like who'd you smash last night yeah smell my fingers how many kills you got yeah just people showing like you know nudes of like girls they smashed no i mean that would be in a perfect world but the problem is you mix in the christianity element of it and then they go kind of waters it down a little bit obviously this is what you're gonna get ice cold beer you're not gonna get i'm

is there ice cold beer there is ice cold if there's ice cold beer i might be back in but i'm way more picturing like a bunch of guys there being like pussy rules. Yeah. My wife's pussy rules. Well,

then I would say that would make it less appealing. If I was there and it was me and 20 guys being like, I mean, this is like Project 2025,

the festival. Just to start this, put your hand up if you love pussy. Everyone puts their hand up and they're like sick. And then one guy's like, yeah, and also I love my wife. And then everyone goes, ah, and Everyone puts their hand up And they're like sick And then one guy's like yeah

And also I love my wife And then everyone goes And everyone kind of leaves And they go It's just down to two guys Not that kind of event I guess So I'm here for the straight bride When does the pussy come in

And they're like They're actually You have to bring your own And it has to be your wife And you're like what the fuck It's BYOP I don't want to go to BYOP hetero fest BYOP hetero fest no good free from the sleaze free

from the agendas yeah i think that you are a little bit i think they might have a couple agendas i don't know if it's agenda free pushing delusions like trans fantasies sexuality should forge bonds and birth life not spiral and assess pits of violence and trend chasing we're here to guard it call out the enemies who pervert it yeah i i think that listen they got their thing going on it's just kind of like a right wing yeah it's just like a conservative conference really it's literally yeah it's just like project 2025 shit it would be in my opinion funnier if it was a bunch of guys talking about how being straight so sick and they love pussy that would be yeah that's will smith fest they have a health thing america first god yeah be you can be an ambassador and they do a bunch of events you think russell brand's gonna be baptizing anyone

a hetero oh yeah and the dunk tank that's so funny russell brand is a baptism dunk tank throw the ball at it no what happened yeah russell brand sits on the thing with you yeah and it's above the holy water and just everyone's pelting it with fucking softballs yeah everyone's everyone you know yeah they pelt it with like uh um what's it called the body of christ oh yeah like a wafer yeah but like a heavy body of christ communion like yeah like a dense communion wafer? Body of Christ, baseball ball, and then it, yeah, when it hits the thing, then Russell Brand's like holding you, and then he dunks you back under, and that's how you get baptism. You've been delivered.

Do you think that Hetero Fest is going to have any, you know, in the closet guys who are like turned around? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Always. There's always a couple. You think that like you know straight fests always yeah right like that kind of thing it's always a couple guys who are like

because there's gay guys who hate that they're gay and then they get really being into straight yeah so then they're just like obviously i wouldn't be gay if i'm going to hetero yeah like a lot of the biggest atheists who like it's their identity it's like they grew up having to do it yeah the problem is is that if this gets any kind of scale then the gays just show up and ruin it like what would the gays show up well they just counter protest like they almost like oh you want a hetero thing and then they just really queer it up well you are right because if you went to straight fest and you had to look out the window and there was all these like gays swinging their dick around you'd be like this is actually the gayest event i've ever been to in my life yeah you're like i thought i could bring my kids to this

the fuck you're right the gays can switch it up yeah yeah if the gays if the gays want to do a funny little bit here there is a real opportunity for them guy shows up to straight fest wearing a ball gag that'd be a good good uh video for you show up just awesome fest just interviewing people with a ball gag and they can't understand you at all what's up ryan straight don also straight being straight's awesome yes sir yeah just like a support group for guys who are straight and there's actually nothing wrong i don't even need support just like to you know just like to just let the world know and i don't care who knows not to will smith 100 is the is the theme song though society may have overestimated the risk of the manosphere uk researchers said which is so fucking funny to me because uh finally there's

like 80 there's like a lot of articles this week where they did a but they've actually done the studies and they're all kind of like actually there's a lot of pretty normal well-adjusted people that are sure that you know watch workout content yeah yeah workout content is not uh this pipeline to renting a fucking panel van and running over a bunch of people yeah i know but they've yeah they've they've come to the conclusion that it was they're backtracking all they're uh going crazy yeah yeah i mean well i guess they finally finished some science you know who do you think uh you know how there was the shooter the minnesota shooter yeah um i i haven't been able to kind of figure this one out i was hoping you had everybody like this guy's a republican this guy's a democrat that's the first thing i do as soon as there's a

shooting i was like i'm desperately what sides he on what fucking sides you and so i can know if i'm mad it wasn't really creepy he had that like latex mask like showing up pretending to be like a fake cop and all that stuff yeah and like he had like sirens and stuff well he had a roommate basically he's like he worked for walls yeah and then he also has a roommate that was like no he was like a mega guy no i think and then his wife was like a democrat no the roommate i thought he said was not a mega and i thought the roommate said he's like no he's uh oh yeah the roommate said he's a mega guy but the roommate the roommate's funny because he's he instead of Joe Biden, he says Jim Biden. He goes, the Minnesota shooter's suspect childhood friend, David Carlson, claimed that Boater,

Boltler, is a Trump supporter and voted for him. However, MAGA rallied against Carlson after he claimed a widely shared video that Boltler served Tim Waltz but did not like him. The pal added that he also didn't like jim biden he wasn't a democrat he didn't like jim waltz and he didn't like jim biden he listened to info wars that's what boltler says i don't know i mean sometimes you can't place those guys neatly and those guys neatly on the spectrum the thing is yeah right like when a guy gets radicalized like that they a lot of times they don't fit neatly on the spectrum no and some people are just literally bat shit nuts like you have to sometimes be like some

people are just like bat shit crazy they're not like these super like rational like you know unfortunately on the live world we live in though that's you mean you have to own your crazies right so the side has to own their crazies that's well you gotta own your crazies and also obviously like the democrats are like we want this guy to be a republican so then we can be like we need gun control and blah blah blah it's easier if if no obviously it's easier if you know then you can you can go give your speech of being like look at the rhetoric with these guys yeah exactly you'd be like yeah well sure the democrats are killing people but then they're also killing people yeah it's hard but apparently this guy was

hard to place because everyone everyone was arguing nods here i know i couldn't i honestly couldn't figure it out because you just see so many conflicting things where you're like i don't know yeah and and uh a very um sure of themselves of course oh yeah yeah real ask uh shoot first ask questions later they're just like this is who this guy is oh yeah people are out there immediately the uh they have this new dating site that uh they're trying to do they go new dating site matches singles based on their browser histories they they they take your 500 most recent searches and then turn them into imagine yeah your last 500 searches are where to buy ammonium nitrate and you go i found somebody for me i mean or if you're just fucking deep porn guy and then they're like this crowd like almost the same search you're like oh yeah yeah totally

just a real fucking sicko real freak yeah i mean that could be good i mean i guess there's something to i had no interest in uh wouldn't i have no no interest in signing up for a dating site and giving them access to my browser history i don't even like that google has access to my browser history i don't like the chat gbt has access to what i've asked it and saves it all i mean dude i think most people right now if you were to take their like chat gbt history and then be like let me read your last 20 it would be like you're like i guess mine's not that bad because i use it for work but you know yeah mine's my yeah my chat gbt is like pretty normal i just get like recipe ideas and stuff oh really sometimes how do you make uh you know how do you make this

how do you make a bomb it literally dude it's like it it is the best it is the best thing for that too because like if you ever try and like find a recipe online it's like takes you to some web someone's website there's like a million ads and it's you can't even find like how to make a thing and then like it's either youtube or chat gpt google's become like useless right yeah it is uh i've that too, that it's hard to find things. Now that you've had ChatGPT2 going back, you're just like, I can't sift through 90 people telling me 90 different things. Even the articles we cover, because nobody pays for anything anymore, everything's ad-based.

They have these new mechanisms where they set up these sites where you just have to scroll through. It'll be like, paragraph, 10 ads, paragraph, you're just like this is impossible they do make it hard to watch the user experience is terrible i know i know that they're like well then we couldn't exist otherwise because nobody pays for this ship you're like some of these places have a lot of subscribers you'd be surprised obviously like the main ones i'm talking about like you know sometimes it'll be like a blog or something and you you go, it's fucking unusable. Here's a good blog. Help, I want to be dominated, but I'm too big.

How big are we talking? How big are we talking? It's a funny problem. She's a woman. Okay. A beast, and she can't be dominated. How beastly. Before the pandemic started, I finally came to terms with my near-exclusive attraction

to other women after two years of hooking up with men. I'm an average height, 240 pounds. What's average height for a woman? 5'5"? Yeah, so 5'5", 240. 240. Lesbian. Whoa. It's a big girl.

It's a back catcher, ladies and gentlemen. That's a back hoe. I want to wrestle and be physically dominant. I want to wrestle and be physically I want to wrestle and be physically Dominant in my bed Due to my size and people pleasing nature I get stuck in the dominant position with my partners I figure she gets stuck on her back Yeah she gets stuck

Get her on her back she goes Can't get up She goes I'm happy to please others But I don't get much personal satisfaction When I'm not being restrained Restrained is pretty funny too The big ropes

The girl's just trying to restrain her She has to take a rope and walk And then tie it to the thing Just restrain her Like she's a beast I'd like to be restrained put her in a fucking cage i guess yeah maybe put a cage this feels shitty to say when my date while otherwise attractive doesn't have the physical means to hold me down how can i communicate this desire to my potential partners or can i only date bigger and stronger

women that's gonna be tough to find a bigger woman that's too big the problem is if you find a bigger woman than 240 she probably physically like doesn't have the cardio to like 300 pound women don't have the cardio to lift you up yeah and to keep you down like to pin you down you're like you want to grapple with a fucking 300 pound woman it's's like, you guys are going to just be like, she's winded. So find two 300 pound girls trying to dominate each other just whipping once and needing a break.

Snack break. This is their solution. Have you considered restraint with objects, rope, cuffs, all tape, popular options.

The benefit is some kind of bondage that enables the person to restrain another person regardless. So she's saying like leverage kind of thing, right? That's what I'm thinking. So, you know, the way that you have like a jet ski on the back of a, you know, a jet ski on the back of a tow bed.

Yeah. And you have those where she's kind of like, you can put the strap behind your shoulder and then you're like a winch. Yeah. Winch them up. Tears drainer. I guess. Yeah.

I don't even know how you. She's a big girl, man. You can't even get your arms around here to choke her. No. No, no, no. You'd have to use rope or something. Yeah. They have to do, you know, they have to get like sort of a boy scout knot and then you

have to tie it to the door and then they kind of use their foot to like push the. You might not get her through the door. She might not get through the door. Yeah. them. Might not get her through the door. She might not get through the door. Yeah, you might not even get her through the door. And she goes, you might be able to restrain with the bondage if you do it. With leverage. Maybe double handcuffs? Double handcuffs.

Yeah, maybe. I mean, a single set of handcuffs, she's not getting around there. That is so funny. Just like a big beast on the bed and they handcuff her to the bed and she goes, just ripped the fucking bedpost off.

Destroying my whole place. Yeah, this is like, she needs like industrial bondage gear. Yeah, or just like, yeah, you have to find an even bigger beast. I don't know. Trans women would be good for her she probably doesn't like that though she might though she might yeah um the

restraints are thoroughly applied you can pull and thrash against them in a way that you might be hesitant to with a person for fear of hurting them so she's saying yeah because the person's putting these restraints on and then she's kind of just like pulling flying across right she throws the girl across the room yeah she just needs like a sailor to come in and just rig her up like a fucking schooner she needs an old pirate who can untie any knot and just comes in you know i'm here for the bonding captain ahab he comes in oh where's the where's the, that's a beast like I've never seen before. In all my years of the Seven Seas, I've never seen such a beastly woman. Reminds me of a blue whale.

But much more angry. A fight that I've had on the Seven Seas that I near didn't come back from. That's how I lost this deer finger. Dude literally gave me like the fucking captain, like a boat captain PTSD when he sees how big this chick is. And he's putting the straps around her neck

and the girl starts walking and he goes, oh, hold back, hold back. That's how you lose a finger there, darling. She needs to be properly restrained. Get me my bucket of fish. She's like, ah. And you throw you throw a fish at her so this is my advice our advice is that you hire a pirate who can untie any knot and he knows his way around the seven seas when he has a bucket of chum to keep your mouth occupied so that you don't bite when he's putting the stuff. Yeah, keep you distracted.

Keep you distracted while he's putting the... She just swallows them without chewing. It's just like... Tire fish. Yeah, that girl comes in ready to do her dominating. Yeah. And you go, where's the captain? She goes, sorry.

Oops. Oops. I ate him again again i ate another captain oh no his wooden leg is doing oh his wooden leg is doing some damage in my digestion tract that's so funny yeah she's trying to tie around her she has to she's standing up so she has to run around her with a rope and then eventually she just tuckers herself out and runs at a rope before she gets there. Yeah, that seems like a, that would be a tough one. I mean, it would be a tough one.

She's trying to do the bondage, like put her in the sex swing and then just tuck in the roof. Through the floor, and then through the other floor, and then through the other floor. Yeah, you're tired, I'm just here. Hey. First world problems, huh? Yeah, first world problems, huh? You're 300 pounds and you want someone to dominate you and it also has to be a girl. Oh, you know what?

I have the answer, actually. I figured out a real... One of the grabby arms? Samoa. A Samoan. You need a Samoan woman. You need a fucking Samoan football player. They are big girls right there. Yeah, lesbian Samoan football player. They are big girls right there.

Yeah, lesbian Samoan football player. Honestly, there is no... With a name like Taka Mondado. There is no shortage of 300-pound Samoan women who probably are pretty strong, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Athletic.

Athletic, strong. You need a Samoan. That's the actual advice. Yeah, because this person's giving her bad advice. She was like, you know, raid the home hardware and turn your house into like a fucking dungeon so they can get the maximum of leverage of just like non-stop pulleys and levers

so that you can get choked. Yeah, so you get choked. You just need a Samoan, big-ass hands. Also, I didn't want to go too deep into the father stuff immediately in in the episode but there was one more where it says what do you get a dad for father's day here are some ideas for the non deadbeats and it was a woman that

wrote this as a New York Post article with a woman that just like clearly hated her dad and she just decided to write an article basically being why my dad sucks most passive aggressive it's the most passive aggressive article of all time father's day is upon us basically being like, my dad sucks. Okay. Most passive-aggressive. She really does not like her dad. It's the most passive-aggressive article of all time.

Father's Day is upon us. Wowee. Has the... Well, aren't you lucky. Has all the excitement of mayonnaise on hot dog, the special day that began in 1910. Why? Who knows?

It began after... It's funny how Father's day pissed these people off so much oh i imagine she doesn't have a father yeah yeah uh father's day really grinded a lot of people's gears yeah i mean if you fucking i'm sure you have a sore spot for father's day wait till they find out about hetero fest your father abandoned you when you were a baby. Why? Who knows? Maybe someone needed to get rid of a leftover sweater. Activist Ann Reeves. She's an activist.

Oh, don't you say. Whoever it was. Thought the mothers of the Confederate and Union soldiers could come together paving the way for PAPAS. Why? Who knows? I only know now Osmode into cheap cologne And crappy silk ties And a wish for the kids to get out of the john So he could get in So you go

Cindy you doing alright over there I never knew my father There we have it of course I never actually saw touched or smelled him Until I was 14 I know Sunday is father's day Mazel tov if you're going to get mad at dad Question is what to know sunday is father's day mazel tov if you're gonna get mad at dad question is what to get him the latest father's day gift coming to show people is called

bowling for alimony it's just that on father's day the gift is cheaper and paid for on his credit card so it's sort of like a poem that she just made about how much she hates her dad she really hates her dad yeah this is her most recent article. The Weinstein drama is a painful reminder that many of us have a Harvey in our lives, myself included. Who's her Harvey? I don't know.

I don't want to read that. Her dad. Probably her dad. It is for sure her dad. Yeah, Father's Day was really getting on people's nerves. Man, you can really fuck up a kid, huh? I know. It's real easy.

It's like one of those vinegar baking volcano, those vinegar baking soda volcanoes. Just add two things there and kablammo, you ain't going back. And there was another one that Santa Clara University, Santa Clara's University's crazy idea of human sexuality.

So what happened is this girl is going to the university to be like a therapist, right? And she wants to be like a family therapist. But in the course, they have to do these mandatory courses and all of them are like all this like super heavy sexual stuff and um she's so she started like uh writing articles about you know some of the stuff the professors are making

or doing and all this sort of shit and it's like so funny i'm a graduate student in marriage and family therapy at santa clara recently i walked out of class and the prof had just played a video of a female influencer engaging in sexual bondage activity when the lights came on the professor smiled and asked if we wanted to try it ourselves maybe it was a crash freak that's the moral of the story is the professor found a way to Have a mandatory course in the Family and Psychiatry and therapy I find it so hard to believe how much

Like higher education Has changed in a single generation You're right in a single generation If you want to be a therapist now you have to do a bondage course You have to do a bondage where your fucking Dude is just being like we're watching bondage and shit. And he goes, normal.

I think it's just a pervy professor is what's going on here. I guess. But in my day, the pervy professors just fucked the students in exchange for good grades. Exactly. They didn't make it. They were worried. Like, they still knew that they were doing something bad and had to conceal it. Now they're just like the you know they

would never dare to just it's probably they were watching hardcore porn everybody that's still my best prank when i was in high school and we turned my french teachers uh she used to put these videos in and we took the video and replaced with a porno so she put the porno in let's go oh miss baldman uh Maybe it was a crass joke to break the tension, but I didn't want to find out if it was a live demonstration that was next. The first time I enrolled in the course, students were assigned to read

sadomasochistic erotica in a book called A Guide to Getting It On. How funny is that? You jump to first class and your professor hands you a guide to getting it on. What does this have you jump to first class and your professor hands you a guide to getting it on how does this what does this have to do with do you want to be a therapist or not yeah you want to help families or not yeah you have to you have to read porn i think they have some like they have some crappy logic that's sort of like well people are going to talk about sex and the thing so you're going to want to sure you want to you don't want to get caught flat

footed you don't get caught flat foot. Now here's a fucking gaggers... Everybody gaggers. Grab your bondage ropes. We're going to be working on some nuts. We were told to write an 8 to 10-page comprehensive sexual autobiography. A 10-page sexual autobiography. Oh, man. Dude, your professor's making all the college girls write nasty...

Tell me all that nasty shit you did slower 12 pages yeah 12 pages of single spacing 10 font single spacing 10 font small font you ever do that when you i remember like writing a paper and then you just made the font really big to space it out a little yeah it was like 1.1 spacing you just get a little extra juice just a little extra which could include early sexual memories masturbation current experiences and future goals with an action plan all action plan and they sort of saw additional marks of the teachers part of the action yeah and if i happen to be if i happen to be part of your action plan, I'm not going to hate that.

Action plan with any potential figures in your life. They're authority figures. Maybe someone... Maybe teachers. Maybe someone you see every day. Yeah. Maybe your favorite teacher who will fail you if you don't include him.

Even that, potentially. Would hate to see that happen. You have to almost respect the balls on a fucking guy to make a sexuality course and then tell the kids he needs to. I mean, probably all the shit that happens in college is where he's just like, yeah, this is like normal stuff now. He's like, I have no reason to believe this would be an issue. We were told to write an 8 to 10 page on our sexual autobiography. The syllabus allowed students who are not required to disclose anything that causes extreme discomfort.

The syllabus allows students that students are not required well yeah I guess they're not required but it's strongly it's strongly recommended you know everybody fails who doesn't do it but our ethical and religious grounds I requested the alternative assignment because apparently the Muslims were able to request a religious and then she said she tried to request on her religious exemptions, and they denied her request. Really? Yeah, she goes,

my request was denied, suggesting I should change my plans and pursue a different type of license if I don't want to do this. Because they're saying, if you want to be a family psychologist. We don't give the religious exemptions to any of the fit ones. You're going to have to know about this shit. Denied!

Only the gross dumpy chicks get the religious exemptions. Sorry. We don't make the rules. Yeah, it's like I'd love to, but I'd also love to hear that 8-10 pager that you got to fight.

A 12 pager. I'd really love to get my, you know, my eyes on that 10 pager you're coming my way. So, in an email, she described the course

as an inoculation of sorts exposing you to content but you might come across as a licensed therapist like what if you're doing a therapist and they want to know your 10 things or you have to know their 10 things like you just just the idea of these 10 page sexual autobiographies are just going to be sort of in the ethos of being a therapist yeah it's just part of the deal she told me that i did encounter such things in a professional setting. So they're going to be doing this a lot. Yeah, this is normal. This is 90% of therapists.

You're going to be watching Bondage and fucking writing. Telling you about all the crazy stuff, the sexual kinks they have. And you're not going to want to be like, what's that about? Yeah, the ball's on this professor because he's like,

if you're not willing willing to have be able to communicate your sexual autobiography and the sexual autobiography of others well then i guess you're not ready to be a therapist i don't really know what to tell you i requested the same accommodations that the muslim student have and he promised me a professional tone and said the sexual disclosure wouldn't be required. But in the classroom, among other things, he showed me the bondage outfit featuring a submissive wearing a gimp suit. And he played songs like what ass pussy and I beat my meat. Racial slurs included. He looks like such a sweet Asian man, too.

He looks like a very normal Chinese guy. Normal Chinese guy showed a gift mask tutorial. This is like, if you go describe this teacher... I forgot to mention that he's Chinese. Yeah, but I would be like, this is just like an old, fat, lesbian... I know. Like, really empowered.

Not just like some button-down... Button-down... Young Chinese guy. Young Chinese guy that wants to know how you feel about wet-ass pussy. Yeah. kind of like really empowered not just like some button down button down young chinese guy chinese guy that wants to know how you feel about wet ass pussy yeah bondage outfit scenes never expect this and who have you smashed and don't stop don't be stingy with the tails yeah a guest speaker a male transgender psychologist told us only trans women have penises that can blow up the world. Someone blown up my world. No, he brought in a guest speaker.

It was a trans chick and she goes, trans women have penises that can blow up the world. And described being sexually aroused while looking in the mirror. The Asian guy's just sitting there like we have a guest speaker. It's probably like fucking this education is probably like legitimately 80 grand a year that's the funny part right you're paying 80 grand and just some trans person talking about how i fucking look in the mirror and i want to suck myself off my dick could blow up the world also your assignment of your eight page the school's mission is they're changing the world one client one student one family and

one school at a time and one trans dick blowing up the world one exercise included anonymously writing down something we disliked about our genitals and it had to be read aloud in class by another student that's crazy what is happening in higher education this asian guy's loving it yeah and this is a jesuit college so they're kind of like what does that mean i think they're like the jesuits are like the good one no well they're like kind of religious you had to write down something you disliked about your genitals it's funny that uh uh the the asian guys just like, listen, we're all, you guys, we all have a lot of issues with our genitals, okay?

Sure you know mine. Let's hear yours. Also, I'm going to put my hat in the ring. Again, I requested if I could do that course remotely so I didn't have the trans person telling me about their dick. They said no. This girl's been getting denied right and right. Fucking Shang-C fucking uh they said you could drop the course if you want to drop the course and she was granted a one-time exemption

so she didn't have to go to see the trans guy pay out of pocket uh for a continuing education course and enroll in extra three units at santa clara to be eligible to graduate when i asked for a tuition refund they called my request astonishing. So they're sort of gaslighting her a little bit. A little bit. They go, what's... Such a prude. Yeah, well, they basically...

They're accusing her of, yeah, being... Prude. But also they're accusing her of being, like, right-wing, I think. Yeah, yeah, essentially. Because you don't want to... My objections were treated as signs of systematic issue, but as a personal grievance to be managed quietly.

I don't know. The whole thing's just hilarious that she's like a normal girl trying to be a yeah now she works for turning point does she no oh probably well i think this is the start of her trad blog yeah you know she's getting radicalized this radical i think that i think that radicalized her she was like, I want to be like a Christian family psychologist. And they're just like, you know, here's a Jesuit school.

Here's a guy in a gimp mask. Also, this trans person is going to tell you about her dick. And then also what's wrong with your pussy. What's your, what's your least favorite things? Like when you were put in a ball gag, you don't want to be stuffed up.

You might die. What's your least favorite thing about your tits? You like them, you know, what about the areolas? You have any problems about them? They normal with the labia. What's going on with the about your tits? You like them, you know What about the areolas? Do you have any problems about them? Are they normal? What's going on with the labia?

What's going on with the labia? Is it a hanger or what? Mr. Chang needs Mr. Chang needs to know You got an innie or an outie, Mr. What's his name again? Professor Shang Zhang Wei Shang Zhang Wei

Yeah, Shang Zhang Wei He's a bit of a freak Is the ultimate freak. Freaky deaky. Definitely freaky deaky. But anyways, definitely the main story of the world right now is what's going on with the war. I would feel like this... Has the last four years been way more extravagant than the rest of the years, or is it actually turned up?

Like war-wise? It just feels like everything's been happening. Since COVID, it has been... Well, there's now... Israel's fighting wars on multiple fronts. Israel has multiple wars. Assuming you believe America is involved in this war. This is the first war they've been involved in in quite some time.

Russia, Ukraine. Yeah, there's a lot a lot happening russia ukraine is still happening russia ukraine still happening gaza still happening gaza still happening i mean lebanon israel's i mean israel's fighting wars on yeah like they're lebanon iran gaza i don't know i don't even understand how they're like it doesn't even make logical sense that they only have like eight or nine million people it's like iran is 90 yeah but it's mostly it's mostly bombs right i still but you would think that there is some element obviously where you're like well they have america's backing but you're like you still think there's some element where you're

like you know a tiny country you can't just go fuck up like multiple countries that are way larger than them i guess they're population wise I guess maybe that's old-school battle tactics, where it's just like, who has the most bodies wins. Yeah, right now it's who has the most money wins. But also, yeah, if you think that America's not involved. Yeah, exactly. But America doesn't seem to have been involved in

at least not boots on the ground with Gaza, but Gaza is less people. It's weird that I always find when I heard a lot of people talking about it, a lot of people still call it Persia. But it's not called Persia anymore, right? No, it's not called Persia.

So why do people still call it Persia? Well, all the Iranian people call themselves Persians. No, no. The Iranian people like to spice it up by calling themselves. Yeah, they go,

we're not Iranian. But I think that they're, technically they wouldn't say like, Nima wouldn't like technically, like he'd be like, technically it's Iran now It's Iran But I think they're like

That kind of has a stink on it So then they go we're Persians Well Persians sexier For sure For sure Persians Like Iranian You picture like a Middle Eastern guy

Like yelling at you Yeah yeah No they're like Whereas like Persian You picture like a lover boy Yeah like a little silk shirt Chest hair out Gold chains

I picture that for both Yeah Like this fucking stinkinking a cologne. Yeah, like Iranian, exactly. I picture a guy being like... Iranian, no cologne. No, the Iranians, like, yes, he's like, you know, trying to Mr. Steal Your Girl.

Yeah, yeah. I think the thing with Persians is they're trying to... He has loafers with no socks on. They're like, we're Arab, but we're a little white, you know? We're like kind of in between. Some them are yeah i know some persian people that are like fairly light yeah yeah for sure persians are a lot of them are i think they're they're trying to it's a rebrand but yeah it's funny i love that because my tucker carlson thing where

it's like he's just always saying like low-key catty things about everyone i thought it's bannon's like uh because when bannon does her cousin his whole thing is just always like it's he i guess he does the war room but like he only speaks in like war terminology so it's like the whole he's like you know we're at war just constantly like you know we're putting together a coalition to take down the his mind is like that's uh right now always is happening. The biggest war. Oh, yeah, yeah. Multiple wars.

China. And he didn't seem that confident. He was like, we have all these people like RFK and Tulsi Gabbard and all these people. Even with that coalition, we're still kind of getting murked by the John Boltons of the world. These people still run shit. Apparently, Trump's souring on Tulsi Gabbard. That's what I've been reading. He's's souring on Tulsi Gabbard. That's what I've been reading. He's been souring on a lot of people.

I know, but she went before Congress and was like, yeah, Iran is 10 years away from having nukes or something pretty recently. So I don't think that really goes well with what's going on here. Well, Trump put together a coalition of a lot of people that disagree on different things. Which is the last thing he likes, is anybody disagreeing with him. Yeah, and he's like, you know, you put together these coalitions of people that disagree and then now he's getting mad at people

for kind of having opinions they have. But then again, on the other side, you could be like, he's never really wavered on the Israel stuff that much. He still kind of does what he wants. But he did say, yeah, he mostly, he did say, like, his whole pitch was kind of, you know, I was, he was campaigning on the war in Iraq. Yeah.

And the pullout in Afghanistan, how much of a disaster that was. And, you know, Russia, Ukraine would have never happened under my watch. And again, we'll see. Maybe in a week from now, this whole thing will be over. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not like 100% convinced this is like... I mean, the bottom line is, every two weeks, there's like a huge thing that is the biggest issue.

Yeah. And convenient that Elon Musk says Trump is on Epstein's list. And now this is the biggest story in the world. There you go. I mean, yeah, it is funny. You're like, yeah, Russia, Ukraine's still going on. Yeah. Like all these other things.

I mean, that's the fear. It's just like three years from now, we're like, yeah, US, Iran still fucking... Still going on yeah the guys still like all these i mean that's the fear is that it's just like three years from now we're like yeah u.s iran still fucking still going on stalemate debt still 500,000 dead and debt still spiraling still have no idea uh who was on the jeffrey epstein logs no the no there's still uh chemicals in the food was our okay still fat people walking around what's going on with that yeah i mean i guess it takes time but yeah either way i got a bunch of funny stuff for the patreon but um you know i would mention his uh phone thing there too but his new phones oh yeah they're made in china no they're not but android phones will not work patreon patreon.com slash the boys cast uh and

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