The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Liver King Broke Our Hearts! - Hunter Biden's Dong, & A Mother Attracted To Her Son's Friends

Episode Date: December 9, 2022

Liver King's apology, Hunter Biden's dong, TikTok F-Boys, NHL fat shaming & A MOTHER ATTRACTED TO HER SON'S FRIENDS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS: Babbel.com/boyscast - Up To 55% Off Your Subscription Fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Subscription Or Free Trial SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Before we start, me and Danny just have to offer an official apology to all the primals for spending the last six to eight months, half an hour a podcast, talking about how obviously natural the liver king was. We were wrong. We were wrong. No one could have seen that coming. That was a mistake that we made. I am absolutely blindsided by this. I've never saw it coming. That looks like a natural body if I've ever seen one. Some of you may have heard me at bars and in my public

life standing on tables screaming at the top of my lungs he's fucking natty i mean he's obviously was natty at least it seemed that way i will still be eating the raw meat that is something that i do i'm not going to be giving up that part of my lifestyle that's how our ancestors did it no that's how they did it and i got a real taste for balls. I got a taste for balls. Actually, what I do is I go to the grocery store, and I don't even pay for it. I just put a bunch in my cart, and then I eat it, and then afterwards I eat the wrapper, too. Because our ancestors didn't. They would have eaten the wrapper, too.

They would have had wrappers, but true primals, true ancestral way to do it is you go to a farm, punch a cow in the face until it's dead. I've watched you do that. And then rip the balls out, and then just eat them like an apple. I've watched you do that. It got me hyped up and I'm ashamed to say that after that

is when I yelled at the top of my lungs, if he's on roids, I'll cut my dick off. Yeah. That is a mistake I made. That was a mistake. But I think

we should all just let bygones be bygones and not hold Ryan to that. Just, yeah, I might have said that, but I'll see if I do. My dick is roided, so I don't even want to cut it off because someone will try to eat it.

One of the primals will try to eat it. I'll probably try to eat it. Danny will try to eat the hog and then realize he's eating a roided hog and our ancestors wouldn't have done that. Also, me and Danny were on roids. We apologize for that. Yeah, sorry about that. I fucked up there.

That's our bad. Yeah, I was getting shot up with all sorts of stuff. That's our bad. We made a deal. We were sort of disappointed because we thought, obviously, we we're gonna do a little bit of roids yeah obviously but the liver king went we didn't we're doing 10k a month but every everyone in the comment has been accusing us of juicing yeah i know so i guess we should just put that to us i guess the cat's out of the bag we're just gonna move on and i ate the cat danny ate the cat well that's how your

ancestors would have done it. The primals. So apologize for that. That is a mistake we made. We're just going to move on and have a good episode. Sorry, primals. The boys. The boys cast.

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The boys cast. Just the boys' cast. The homies. Just the boys' cast. The dudes. Just the boys' cast. The boys' cast. In other news. In other news. The boys' cast was right on our sketch that the Canadian truckers were going to have to go to Shanghai. Yeah.

And that is what's happening right now. So I feel like you follow this a little more than me. Yeah. But the truckers are out there being like, we're going to have to fucking come over there, bud. Yeah, I think Justin Trudeau is just go over there and have a little fucking Donnybrook

with a little Xi Jinping, eh? What's a Donnybrook? Donnybrook's just like a fight. Why? That's a good one. It's actually a real word. I've heard it used in hockey and like letter counting

and stuff. They say we're going to have to do a Donnybrook? A fucking Donnybrook, bud. I'm just going to have to go on there. Fucking full yard sale in Beijing, eh?

Yeah, yeah. Yard sale, I know. We're going to turn Gigi Ping into a ping pong ball all the way. We're going to be tossing him around. Just a ping pong ball shooting out of a hooker's you know what there bud

Oh fuck yeah bud I'll tell you what You want to fucking There's going to be problems right now I think Tim should stop serving chicken noodle soup Just out of spite We got to boycott the Tims in Canada So that they shut them down over in China

Shut the Tims down over in china if you want to fucking if you want to we're about to drop the gloves and just pop over there you know the balls on if you will say it's like there's a lot of these people that we know where it's like you kind of see them go on and say all the causes they support and all that stuff and the piece of shit like you know what i mean of course especially in this industry because you go we're maybe there's some other scummier industries like if you're like a legitimate like tobacco company or whatever you know like an oil ceo maybe where you're legitimately dumping all the oil of course you know whatever that's yeah but it's like there's not many industries you find shittier people than like hollywood in terms of like you know that's why all the time is the actor that everyone finds out that he was, you know,

the worst guy on set yelling and screaming. And then he's all talking about love and all the causes. He's whatever, right? It's like the tale is old as time. Of course. But you have to all, there is some level where you have to say the balls on Trudeau to after everything that happened the last year and a half to go out and be like, you know,

protesters in China should be allowed to protest the lockdown. You go, it's almost crazy. I feel like, so you know, the whole thing is

because he was a drama teacher. Is there any way he like just in private? He gets into character? But he's watching Alex Stein videos and he goes, you know what? I like this kind of trolling.

I'm going to do this. You think Trudeau's a troll? I mean, either that or he's able to compartmentalize in a way that someone's been abused. You know? Where they go like,

oh, I don't remember that. I didn't. And you go, really? You don't remember the most traumatic thing that happened? You go, yeah, it's just gone. There's something going on. How can you go a year apart?

He probably does get into character as the guy he comes out. He goes, I'm going to be a guy that likes protesters now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It was more the opposite. He had to be a guy that didn't like protesters when the Toronto was around there, the Ottawa boys. It sounds like he just does what's ever convenient for old Justin.

Well, he basically said the ones in Canada were a threat to democracy. I know. And now he's saying that we should... well i guess he goes well they don't really have democracy over there so what are we threatening right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was fucking nerve on him though and that's the thing yeah it's a whole credible the whole scrum of reporters is always people on his side because if you question him then you don't get to be part of that thing is that what happens with a lot of the political reporters if you ask the wrong questions they kick you out?

Because the Rebel News for a while, they had some reporter. Did Trump kick out of a lot of reporters? I think Trump, no, so Trump would just straight up not let them ask questions. He would just, that guy.

So he let them come, but he didn't want to let them ask questions. Which honestly is not way different from any politicians, I guess. But yeah, I guess in Canada, they were, I think they booted somebody. It was either from, I think it was Rebel. Someone someone straight up was like yeah i mean we're we're a

news organization and whether you like us or not like what we say and then we should be allowed to ask the prime minister questions and then they got like i guess they could probably make some arguments like oh your reach isn't big enough or whatever they could probably make arguments like they probably give a fucking like a you know college a pass. As long as they're asking the right questions. Well, I almost respect the balls to just within a year. It's a bit. He's doing a bit. Well, another hockey news.

This is the Canada Corner, but it's not Canada Corner because it's not a Canadian team. But I feel like hockey news is Canadian Corner. Probably one of the funniest um the funniest the funniest cancellations lightning's pat maroon mocked by broadcaster and then he donates a charity but so i'm gonna read it because it is the most like canadian the fact that so basically the broadcaster said this and everyone was up in arms for fat shaming the hockey player yeah he goes fat shaming a professional athlete who's objectively not fat at all he goes maroon listed at 238 pounds the 65 year old broadcaster oh i'm reading the intro part okay so yeah the 65 year old broadcaster said that was day one of training camp i got a feeling he's had a few more pizzas between then and now

inadvertently fasting inadvertent fasting for maroon is like four hours without a meal but hey he's won a couple stanley cups in a row so who can argue with the formula he literally won three cups in a row that is the most like a hockey announcer voice oh yeah oh yeah a couple yeah he's had a couple pizzas before that hey yeah and it's so weird because you watch the video he's just like skating around he's had a couple pizzas before that, eh? It's so weird because if you watch the video, he's just like skating around. He just like has the puck in his own zone, like nobody around.

And the guy just is like, yeah, look at that fat fuck skating around. He's not fat. He's just like a big guy. So you think he was being fat shamed? He wasn't being fat shamed. It was like, it just didn't make sense because you're like, he's not fat.

I guess he's a little big for a hockey player. For a i mean professional yeah yeah he's not like a super ripped chisel dude he's like i mean he's no different than phil kessel like for anybody right there if anybody like watches hockey like phil kessel forever was like he loves hot dogs and he you know doesn't like to work out and stuff and all that you know and he he looked like a normal dude like i saw phil kessel in person you're like he looks like a normal dude. Like I saw Phil Kessel in person. You're like, he looks like a real, just the most normal guy. Well, they have a, I guess they have a team of people at the NHL that tries to like squel all these things. So I think, but they, and then what happened was he donated $2,000, which is a slap in

the face of a donation from an NHL player. Right. Of course. But I was thinking that if NHl power move though against this against against the broadcaster and they're like bitter they're not super rivals but you know they're two of the best teams in the division so a little salt on boston bruins i think if the nhl really cared though they would do something like uh be like hey we're now having extra butter on all the popcorn because they say they go hey we, we're against fat shaming.

Yet, you don't really see any fat people in the NHL. So I think what should happen is, yeah, the NHL should be like, hey, now we're having a really fat mascot. We're hiring a fat person to be the star center. All of that sort of stuff. Get Lizzo promoting the NHL, maybe. Hire Lizzo. Do we hire Lizzo to promote the NHL?

After she's done promoting the NHL. They say they're against fat shaming. Then when it comes down to it,zo to promote the NHL? Well, they say that. After she's done promoting both the other. They say that against Vashay and then when it comes down to it, you look at the team and you go, are you though? Are you though?

I say free popcorn on the, this is, you know, this is how I get something out of it. I go, every, every ticket comes

with a free, free hot dog and free refills on popcorn from now on because we're, we don't think there's anything wrong. That is sort of fat phobic for me to finish my popcorn and they'd be like you can buy another one it's like well why

is someone that eats more popcorn than someone else why should i have to pay more money that's true for my allotted amount of popcorn just because i can handle more popcorn or maybe players are not allowed to practice like no working out let's get them like kind of fatter that's what i'm saying let's get the players fatter though yo you know what i actually just remembered to show you okay do you remember we talked about the 21 summit thing yeah so it's like the summit so basically uh patriarch fest patriarch fest yeah and so essentially what happens at this summit is uh that people come and it was like uh well the funny it was like a red pill summit kind of thing, right? It was like a super red pill.

On actual steroids, right? But the funny part, and this just relates to the fact that that's why I'm saying it. The funny part was you could bring your wife to the conference, but someone sent me one of the videos from the thing. Okay, so this is what I was saying on the fact that, okay, listen to this video. This is what was going on at the conference. We need to make women thin again. American women right now.

So obesity, of course, America has a huge obesity problem. People are fucking fat. You know, it actually affects women even worse than men. So my view, I've said this before on Twitter and stuff, American women today are the fattest women in the history of this planet. As far as I know, that's true. There's a couple of small countries I checked, like, really.

Yo, how good is it bringing your wife to that though i mean i've been telling you to work out more that's the part that i was loving is they they have like the family pass where you can bring your wife no what was the best part is like she wanted to go to italy and you took her to patriarch fest as your plus one you got this guy's really smart he has some good insight your your wife that put on 20 pounds after the kid and you sit her down he goes all right everyone sit down american women are fat slobs all right now that was they were the ones who did also that one clip where they're like who here has ever had sex with an escort yeah oh yeah a thousand times raise your hand yeah yeah no but

the best part is uh yeah you'd be like selling it because he is have a sales pitch because you bring your fat wife and he goes it's actually worse for women and you go it's not even affecting me this is for you i think yeah it was like it's objectively it's objectively pretty bad the best thing is like you don't even get like a uh in shape woman like they don't hire like a super based in shape woman to be like ladies let's get fit this is like the guy in a mega hat like listen up you fat fucking pigs time to eat less and suck your man's dick more how does that sound yeah she's like you brought me to this yeah happy birthday we couldn't watch this at home happy birthday i love that they can't even put the this thing they can't even like list where it is and stuff. Why? Because they'll get protested and stuff.

Yeah, or people will show up and screw with them. Some of you women probably had to be brought in here with a crane. I'm looking at some disgusting pigs right now. I feel sorry for your husbands. They're probably going to leave you unless you get in shape, but it's actually for you.

Because here's, everybody listen to this sound. Beep, beep, beep. You know what that sound is? It's the sound of you walking backwards, you fat fucks. Yeah is it's the sound of you walking backwards you fat fucks yeah that's the sound of you walking backwards so and then so i just love the idea of all of the the they have that you can bring your wife to it saying oh this festival rules yeah something probably you know there's one person who's like is there a daycare can we bring the

kids yeah the kids are, so super based kids, like super based babysitters. Mom's a tub of lard. Yeah. You know, it was like some six year old be like, you ever heard of Andrew Tate? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you know what's making me laugh as like a sketch? Um, because Joe, like I've sort of said this on stage, but because everyone's an influencer right now, they have a lot of, uh,

you'll have the guy that, you know, is like the inspirational influencer that you know is like his life's in shambles yeah of course all the girls who are dating coaches that like can't you know get a relationship kind of thing right a life coach is one of my favorite things as just a concept oh it's literally someone that doesn't do that great at life telling you how to run your life you know and they're trying yeah they're trying to like do it by doing this thing,

which makes no sense. Well, that is half of Instagram right now is people that tell you how to get rich and how they got rich was by telling you how to get rich. Yeah, of course, of course. Which is the perfect scammer. They're like, are you rich? And they're like, not yet.

But if you get my advice... It's a pyramid scam of getting rich a little bit because you tell enough people to get rich, then they pay you to tell them how to get rich and then you become rich. And then you can keep the then you can keep the thing going the ultimate in faking until you make it i guess that is of all the faking to tell you make it's yes his life coach but i like the inspirational thing i used to say that joke where i'd be the guy awake like smoking a bong like and then running the cameras like you know rise and grind every morning you're like i mean

it's 4 p.m like it's not really that big of a rise rising because we all i know tons of those people that like especially in like when i was like the toronto kind of like the i don't know what scene you'd call it but like people that are like on the scene entrepreneur yeah yeah kind of or like even guys that were like party guys like a very big like club promotery type of heads yeah sure yeah but like exactly they like run a club night or whatever and have very much of like that kind of like you gotta do it it's all grind all day and you're just like i mean you run you're like one thing all night you know you mostly just post about your hustle yeah about mostly post about the hustle but i like the idea of a red pill guy but like because there'll be

some of these red pill guys they were talking about like getting pussy and you're kind of like i mean you probably don't right so i like the idea of like a sketch where me and you wear the fat outfits and we're like 400 pounds and we're telling like how to get women you know what i mean like like the and it's called like large red pill or something and it's like you're like the minute a girl turns 25 i puke you're just like on tinder or whatever but it's like pretty decent looking chicks you're like pat swiping left and right if you don't suck your man's dick 12

times a day then you ain't for me we deserve 10 I deserve a 10 you're gross I'm a king any woman that doesn't have kids after 26 should be put in a blender.

I mean, we didn't watch all the stuff from Patriarch Fest. If you have more than three bodies, you're washed up. I only smash girls with less than two bodies, and I smash 12 a day. Yeah. I mean, we didn't watch all of Patriarch Fest. That could have just been one of the segments. High-value man and a high-weighted man.

Isn't that a good sketch? Yeah, that's funny. Like one of the segments. High-value man and a high-weighted man. Isn't that a good sketch? Yeah, that's funny. Like, just the fattest, slobbiest red pill guys that are like... Yeah, like, don't get it. They're running, like, a crushing pussy podcast. Crushing pussy with, like, what's her account? Buck and Chuck. Buck and Chuck, yeah.

Buck and Chuck's crushing pussy hour, right? That was making me fucking laugh. Man, that Patriarch... We got to go to Patriarch Fest. Well, anyways anyways this was probably the best time this is jj said this but it's the best time to have a scandal because of all the kanye stuff like anyone who had like even the liver king thing like you know all of every most scandals just get disintegrated within 10 seconds for sure i actually was wondering last

night i go like i wonder to what like degree my like back home friends even know about this the kanye stuff yeah are you i have so many friends who are like so out of the loop come on yeah like does your dad know if you would you for sure i mean my girlfriend didn't know who alex jones was come on i swear to god i go yeah did you see this kanye alex jones you to take her to Patreon Fest. She is. She's going next year. Are you serious? She puts on one pound. I'm taking her.

Yeah. Yeah. After I did the live stream or whatever, I go, I'm like, this is a wild show. Kanye was on Alex Jones. She's like, who's Alex Jones? I'm like, and I live with her. Yeah. That's like almost a party trick that you bring, like how sheltered your chick is that

she doesn't know any of the things. You bring her out to parties. You go, guys, guys, watch this. guys guys watch this like hey did you hear the new alex jones thing she goes i don't know alex jones you just give everyone a drop you go yeah my girl's not on the internet finding out all this shit i mean she knows all sorts of other nonsense she just doesn't like this is such a like sometimes i feel i'm like our like what degree because this is you know kind of our whole lives like commentating and whatever being into this but then like when i go back home like i'm gonna ask my friends like you following you say that more than me because to be honest all of my friends know about all this kind of stuff or

whatever i mean a lot of my friends like don't have social media okay but you just think of like joe rogan like what average dude doesn't know who that is no no i'm not talking about knowing joe rogan like it's pretty like this specific Yeah, I get it. You do pride yourself in having these, like, few buddies that just are completely off the grid. Well, I do. I don't know. I have all these friends who are, like, aren't into any of this shit. But I wonder how it's made it to them. I don't think I have a single buddy that doesn't know who Alex Jones is.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, the person I live with. Well, sure. I'm pretty sure my dog knows who Alex Jones is. She probably knows a list of, like, fashion brands, though. Of course. She probably knows random shit like that. Of course. So I've met a couple girls that might not know that stuff but i bet you all those girls if you said who like call her daddy was they know her but they're

not on tv of course of course they're podcasters yeah do you think that bloggers like when there's like a whole staff of bloggers that are like their main specialty is i can make a connection from anyone to a nazi you know what i mean yeah so they think a story. We're going to write a story on this guy. And it was kind of like, okay, well, this guy, he said this to this guy and he knows this guy. So that's the connection of how he's basically like a Nazi, right? And then when this Kanye stuff happens, the guy just like has nothing to do.

They're like, all right, we're bringing the guy. You're going to connect Kanye to a Nazi. And he's like, I love Hitler. And you're like, I mean, you know what? We don't really need you. Yeah, he goes, yeah, this thing kind of writes itself.

Okay, so I had a... We kind of just threw this into the chat, GPT. We have a guest on the podcast. A third... Third guest. Daniel Polish Chuck. It's the worst bit of all time.

Yeah, I don't know. Netanyahu was pretty bad. Netanyahu was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. So just for the listeners that Danny claims doesn't know what happened. No, our listeners would never say anything about that. Okay. So basically he had a fishnet and then a bottle of Yahoo, and he said it was the- Yoo-hoo.

Yoo-hoo. So it didn't even work that good. He should have had like a Yahoo search engine. Yo, Netanyahu is one of the craziest things I've ever seen. I saw a tweet, but like the funniest thing. For people who don't know, I'm holding up a Polish flag and a Chuck Taylor. This is my version. You're going to bust that out a few more times.

Nothing I love more than high leverage crypto trades. The best, though, is like, I put in sexual performances. i'm the best fuck you'll ever have you don't remember daniel's ex-girlfriend said he was the best fuck she ever had oh yeah he never stopped i'm raw this is an impression of danny and at the same time he's not even paying attention because he's trading crypto with his right hand and sending Ryan ideas for trades he should make with his left hand. Oh, fuck. Dude, imagine you're in Austin on that day. Polish check is maybe my worst bit that I've ever...

No, it's good. Okay. We like Polish check. Yeah, I like that. I like that. For the audio listeners, there's a Chuck Taylor in my hand. Yeah, and a Polish flag. I mean, there's work went into that.

You got a pen and taped it to it. Taped the pen to a Polish sign. People think, well, we just show up and just do this. We do not. But dude, like Kanye walking into like a pet store like in Austin last week being like, hey, do you have a fish net? Like did he buy the net himself?

For sure he did. Like he's like, hey, find out. out we gotta make a stop to his driver yo netanyahu is the craziest shit i've ever seen in my life i actually didn't even connect i was just like wait what and then i'm like we clicked that he was actually like that he was like i I'm the Israeli president, which I think he got fired or whatever. Who? Netanyahu. No, he's back.

Oh, what happened? Dude, I don't know. I thought he got voted out or whatever. He did, like years ago, and then he just got reelected. Oh, he's back? Dude, so. Oh, no way. You want to do something real?

People can't like that in the Kanye circles. Dude, go look at Jordan Peterson sat down for an hour with benjamin netton the comments are something else you're saying it's where the crews do that comment section i was because the thing is what are they saying about him they're just like they're not happy they're calling him um euden peterstein because the other thing is everybody loves Jordan Peterson and then they're like, they love all these things about him, but he like works at Daily Wire, obviously.

So Ben Shapiro obviously got that Yahoo. Well, I saw that. I'll tell you, he did. Recently he did like on his thing, he did like a message to Muslims and a message to Christians. And everyone was like, forgetting one.

We weren't happy. He left one of them out. Forgetting one, are we, JP? He didn't have a message to the Jewish community. Dude, the comment section is a lot of just like, a lot of like, unsubscribed. You lost me, Jordan Peterson. I liked you up until this point, but this is my line.

I'm fucking messing up my bed right now. You know, someone that's jordan peters interviewing takes the blanket tosses pillow off the bed he goes there's nothing i honestly i don't know why but i love when people people have like hold someone to like so high esteem and then they clearly hold these beliefs that you could obviously extrapolate,

but then they show you that they have these beliefs and then they're like, that's it. But you're like, I could have told you he was pro-Israel. And he liked Jews. You're like, you knew that. He just never did that. Okay, what about this one? Daniel Radcliffe.

And then you just do like, you have like a rad sign. And then like a full cliff. You have a cliff bar. You have a cliff bar. Cliff bar. And then a rad. So you're Daniel Rodcliffe. Rodcliffe.

So you have rad. I like this one better. Polish shark actually worked pretty good. Yeah. What about a damn? Look at me. And an L. I lost all my money in SPF.

Sam Patman Freed's my hero. You know that chick's in New York right now? I heard. She's kicking around. Oh, my fuck. There's another scandal that's going. How about Portman? And then, all right, I don't know any other good ones.

Rubbing it in our faces. So Portman, for Natalie Portman? And then, all right, I don't know any other good ones. Rubbing it in our faces. So Portman, for Natalie Portman, she was Jewish. You have like a port, like the picture of like a sail port. Sure. What about the wine? That's the type of wine in the port. And then like someone other than you. Any biological man.

We get the wine, the port wine. Okay, well, that was a scandal that sort of disappeared. Do you have any updates? I'll tell you what I say. Updates on what? SBF. She's fucking, what do you mean? You're in New York.

I love, not love, because I actually, to be honest, you know how I said that it was the Jewish jokes? This is the least fun time to make Jewish jokes? Yeah. It kind of feels like. I've been loving it. Well, yes, because you're Jewish, so I'm kind. It kind of feels like I've been loving it. Well, yes,

because you're Jewish. So I'm kind of screwed. Oh, but people have been hating. I feel like an American that goes to Canada and realizes that all my native jokes are like, sure. Like it's like, there's never been a less fun time to make Jewish jokes that there's also,

I honestly feel like a lot of my favorite things have been taken away from me because also it's never been less fun to make fun of you for um uh losing me money yeah because it's like it really has the vibe of when i'm like it used to be like a fun thing and now i'm like oh danny you've made me lose all this money you're like come on man you've got like a come on man vibe about it shit happens you're like really dude like today really i'm like kanye man i'm just taking fucking financial just bullets one after another like you said on that uh what did he say on the i can't remember which interview he gave but he said he's a financial bullet he goes i'm just like i'm like a martin luther king and the dogs are biting me right i'm like martin luther King too. You're Martin Luther King of losing money

and got leveraged crypto. I didn't lose money and leveraged crypto. It was in cash. You're saying you're Martin Juther King. Martin Juther King. No, it's Martin Juther Ding. Martin Juther Ding. Yeah, because you have to join OnlyFans now. I thought that was a cash register. I was at first, but I wasn't

able to make a good cash register. It changed noise, so I changed it. That sounds more like the OnlyFans one. fans one or the chatterbait or whatever it is um well the funny part was obviously the funny part is that he's getting such like so i don't know if i mean i'm not even gonna give the benefit of doubt he's just getting like softball treatment i was gonna say maybe they just don't understand what happened people are writing these articles which is also possible he straight up just paid off all these media sources. Okay, so yeah, it's probably an affair. I'm not even pretending.

Fucking piece of shit. And the chick, the nerve of her to think to show her face in New York City of all places. In your city. You know how many people have lost money in this city specifically? Most city that people have lost money in probably. That was like one of those things where I go like, man i saw her what would you do probably fucking i don't know go get a can of red paint and dump it on her i don't know i don't know what i would do i would do something fucking what's her name rash carolyn ellison let's do a polish joke say about that

carolyn ellison you're in my town carolyn No I'd like pushing On the train tracks Would you actually Would you have to Would you have to Hold your rage back Would you Would you give her A piece of your mind maybe

Ah maybe I'd be like You fucking church bitch Yeah listen up here You Just so you know You ruined my family You ruined my life

Would you say some shit like that Ah no I mean she didn't ruin anything But she fucked over a lot of No you'd be like I just want you to see this look no i'd be sure your bank account balance and you go look at this no look at the main thing because her viral clip or whatever i'd be like i walked up to him we go hey you didn't think stop losses were a good idea you stupid bitch what's wrong with you that clip haunts you hey you probably have nightmares about this stop-loss clip I don't it's just funny

well anyways I mean dude anytime anything bad happens to me for whatever reason I'm able to think of it like it's happening to somebody dang man I was like oh it's just like happening to somebody else and then I just find it funny I'm able to move just compartmentalize and just move on that's a psycho thing to do well I don't know what's the alternative

let it eat me up where I'm like hunting Carolyn Ellison on the streets of New York City? That is probably like the start of like a disassociative disorder where someone's like, you know what I mean? If you start doing that, it's like, you lost all that money. You go, I didn't lose all that money. Daniel. Daniel lost all that money.

That's how it starts. He lost all the money. That's how it starts. Oh, Chuck lost all the money. Yeah, it starts chuck lost all the money yeah yeah you start having two different personalities i just add shows carrying this around you're like you bombed on the stage no polish chuck polish chuck bombed yo that's exactly what you're saying when drama happens to you i will say you know what you know what really stuck with me that's exactly what you're saying. When drama happens to you. I will say, you know what? You know what really stuck with me that's helped me? Even though it's like, I don't know if you want to call it a cope or whatever. Or whatever.

But when we had Shkreli on and Shkreli lost like, you know, $70 million that the government took from him. It's like, you know, whatever. Like, he was able... Honestly, the fact that... Finding someone worse. Like, the fact that Shkreli was like, yeah, I lost $70 million. And it's like, you know, I got my health and I'm not in jail. Well, you don't have your health, personally.

I don't really have the health. Yeah, the blood pressure. Spiking after all of this shit. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. I could have my health. I don't have like gout or anything. I can walk.

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articles i was looking at a bunch of them and the funniest one, they go, Sam Bankman Freed is trying to find the guy who did this. Shut up. I'm not kidding. Yo, do you not see this? No. Oh my God. I guess I didn't send it to you cause I didn't know.

I didn't think we were going to talk about this. He's fucking OJ now. He's just taking the OJ playbook. You know, he hired Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyer. Sam Bankman, Vice Magazine. Sam Bankman Freed is trying to find the guy who did this vice you fucking pieces of shit you know he's straight up oh jay he's like i can't even go to bahamas anymore because i might run into the real culprit the guy who stole all that money he did say i think

they're what they're saying is he was like you know all this stuff was happening that he's removing himself from it and he's like all this stuff was happening and i don't know what it was so i'm trying to actually get to the bottom of what happened and whose fault it was is kind of yeah well he's just like i mean i guess any person who's trying to keep themselves out of jail for like 25 years like what else are you going to say i'm sure his lawyers are like yo stop saying anything but for whatever reason he's you know some some people were saying he has some like long game of why he's saying all this stuff because if the bottom line is one of the reasons is a huge part in how much jail time you get is public perception unfortunately like the same or whatever so if he if he if he muddies the waters

where if people right now think like this is like people are calling him uh you know this is the worst scandal since all that stuff like this is made off. Whatever, right? So people are saying all this stuff. And then if the public perception is it was like, oh, bad management gone awry. Yeah, he goes like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm just not that smart. If that's the perception, he'll probably get way less jail time.

Yeah, it doesn't hurt that he probably donated to that judge's fucking campaign or something. So that's why people are saying that's why he's going so hard is to change the public perception because if he can change the public perception, he's good.

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Okay, so I have a better one. Yeah. Ask underscore underscore N-word. Okay. With an A though. With an A, yeah. Just for people who want to follow. And this one is following in the footsteps.

So there's a lot of these popping up and it's still the same thing where it's got all the like laugh emojis and stuff like that. I'll tell you a couple of these bangers. Okay. I don't need to know. I don't know who, and that knows all, you know, the words are all spelled funny, right? Yeah.

I don't know who need to hear this, but use deodorant. That's the whole name. Okay. That's the whole one right there. Fat females, not faithful either. They put the eat and cheat. I know we're getting better right there we go sex without condoms is magical a baby appear then the father disappear i'm telling you asga n words top notch better than all that means yeah yeah because old head memes i think what ran out yet old head memes is like they ran out of all

their good jokes i think like i think you start one of these pages with like 10 bangers you've been saying to the family cookouts yeah and then you know then once you get to like 100 you're sort of running out right yeah well they started having to make them themselves maybe they found a lot of these we don't agree on this because i think the original old head memes started as found materials and then they ran out of okay even if they find them they then like put them on their own like letterhead essentially yeah but they were uh but yeah it's like a fat jew style right totally stop telling people you got my ex oh stop telling people you my ex i got that expunged off my record b so that's not a good i

would love to sit in especially old head memes because I think it's a bunch of chicks who run that page. I know, I can't tell because some of them are chicks, some of them are guys. I know, but if you look at who they follow, it's like they follow all these. Anyways, that's what I think,

but to see their writing sessions, to sit down and write, literally like at a coffee shop, they all meet up once a month to just bang out old head memes. It's just like a bunch of hipster chicks from Brooklyn probably. I don't, you think the,

I can smell the authenticity. If I felt like this was a hipster chick. I think they're black. I think this girl is 45. Oh, okay. I don't think this is, no, no, no. You're, that's crazy. Sis, you not a snack.

If you have four kids and four baby daddies, you a Wendy's four by four. Four for four. What about all you can eat buffet? You're a Wendy's four by four. Four for four. What about all you can eat buffet? You're a Wendy's four for four. Four for four. Girls out here with no ass and a beer belly saying they're thick. Nah, girl, you my uncle.

What? All right, I'll just tell you. Okay, two more. This one's not. There's some bad ones. Hate when bitches try to keep a bra on during sex. I already know your titties long as hell. Let them bitches fly.

So I think this might be. That's just actually. I think these are the newer ones where they're running out of their stuff. They need liquor stores on Uber Eats. Laffy face, laffy face, laffy face. I think you can Uber Eats liquor. Yeah, I think you can. I don't know what man needs to hear this,

but stop cropping your wife out of pics. So this is going to Danny's thing. Yeah. Okay, I'll do one more. Hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, animals escaping the zoo, ugly bitches acting cute. Who the fuck is playing Jumanji?

Right? Goddamn, I love that shit. Are these getting made with like chat gpt god damn she asked chat gpt to make some old head memes oh they're saying it's like ai yeah the ai thing that's very possible okay so um in terms of other scandals that have gotten uh disappeared i actually just thought this was a funny one because tim burton uh has this new show that's the adams family right yeah and people on twitter uh it was like kind of a whole hullabaloo quite the hullabaloo it was a hullabaloo that basically they called him racist for casting the black actors as bullies and it kind of caught off and everyone's been writing articles it's like that's like a total cannot win scenario. Nail on the head, Polish. Yeah, yeah.

Got that one right. No, when you get one right, I feel like you. When you get one wrong, you blame it on Polish, Chuck. You know what I mean? You're saying like you didn't tell me to put all my money. Did you just call me Uden?

What's Uden? Me? I don't get that one oh it's the german word for jew that's what they call it jordan peterson yudin peterstein no i'm saying that you're not daniel polish chuck is the one who comes and does the podcast and we go on vacations together danny uh like just polish dash chuck yeah it's the guy who gave me all the advice on what what was the what was the tops baseball

cards baseball cards right um but the tim burton scandal it's not a scandal it's not like no no it's not a scandal also but my point was like the only reason I'm bringing this up is like, as the, my point that I'm making is like, imagine trying to get like this kind of outrage to stick when someone's out there yelling the end, like, or saying that like Hitler's great. You know what I mean? Of course. Like the news cycle is so dominated. Like writing this bullshit is like not a chance you'd ever get it to stick.

And this is, there was a time where you could get some, you could get some traction on this kind of stuff of course of course and this is the classic thing too where this is the two tweets that are mad you go well that's a story i know that is but it did turn into a thing yeah of course well that's what happens is you go you find two tweets you go technically this is journalism somebody is outraged and then you post it and then picked up and you go now it's a story so i agree and i'm you know we're obviously part of that ecosystem so like a little bit i will say that uh that that there i've thought about this kind of a lot what you're just saying because you know a lot of people make that point where they're like was it an outrage or was one person outraged but

it's like sure but like if you said like okay for example someone on twitter goes hey liver king's on steroids right that's like oh a few people on twitter and then someone makes an article and then someone makes another article then like a more mainstream news picks it up and it's like so it does start there it's just a matter of how high it gets so you go well that is how the ecosystem works though like every big scandal now kind of did start like that you know i mean all news starts on twitter like news is becoming i don't know how much time you i've been spending like a majority of my time social media wise on twitter just because it's lit and uh it's super lit but uh i mean that's where news starts like every news like everything

i read feels like it any big news story ever whenever it's like old yeah sometimes tick tock yeah so that's why it's like the point that everyone makes where they go it's a couple people it's like well i guess that it was but now it's real well now it's real of course yeah you know what i mean yeah once like a bunch of places are posting about it and it's like a news now it's in like publications well it's like no longer just a thing on twitter for sure like yeah you know what i mean yeah absolutely but uh i so i watched this and it was it was uh interesting because they did try to do like the complete uh opposite of everything it was it was it was almost like you watched the show yeah i watched like two episodes

i can't watch anymore yeah nothing good i wasn't watching it for me you know what i mean but uh i watched a few episodes and i was like finishes without me i'm not interested so the probably my biggest problem with this show actually you know what it's a show for like girls or whatever so i'm not gonna give it like an adequate like why it's crappy or whatever tim burton's pretty cool all the stuff looks pretty cool like whatever right but the the thing that like kept annoying me from like a logical standpoint is that so they it's the adams family so they try to shoo in all the adams family stuff which is like a cartoon and a comedy yeah but it makes no sense in like the real plot line of like a girl going to like x-men style like freak school or whatever right okay so

it's like they you know how like wednesday adams in the thing is very like no emotion like she likes uh she likes death and killing and all this stuff but it's like then she's also like kind of a little mad that she's in a fight with her friend in the dorm and she's like oh you know what I mean so it's kind of like you know there's all these things where it's like it doesn't really make sense she's like she's like there's nothing she likes more than death she's like you know I'll bring it to my favorite occasion, a funeral. But then someone gets accused of killing someone, and then she's trying to stop it. It was like, well, wouldn't that be your favorite thing? So it's like all of the, they make them so wacky because they have to, it's really like a school drama.

I don't know. I think it's like a medium. Yeah, okay. It's like a, it kind of reminds me of like an X-Men-y thing. It's like a bunch of kids that go to this, like high schoolers that go to this like freak school or whatever okay and they're all like you know you know how these things are the highest kind of like how 27 yeah like how they made the archie like the dark archie it's that like riverdale but archie didn't have all these things like oh archie growing up growing up would like eat snakes whole and stuff like that so every once

in a while they try to shoo in like actual adams family's things and none of them really make sense because it's so the the logical consistencies between the adams family things and the show i'm actually watching were driving me nuts to be like well why would why is she trying to stop the murder if she just said she loves murder like it's her favorite thing in the world let it happen yeah and then they have all these things where it's like for example they're trying like the one guy is accused of committing a crime, right? So they're trying to stop the crime. It's like, but then they go down to the lake and they go fishing where he throws a grenade in the pond

and kills all the fish. It was like, okay, well, that's also a pretty big crime. So that's like probably two years in jail if you just throw a grenade and kill all the fish. I love Ryan's like looking up the length, the penalties for this stuff. Like his girlfriend's trying to just like enjoy a show. Ryan's like, um, excuse me, that's actually a a felony not a misdemeanor once you use the grenade my point was how can we care so much about one but not the other so anyways that

but they did also and this is i guess the new version is they do try to do like a swap on all of everything that you would think of as a stereotype. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Okay. So it's like, yeah, so the guy who's the rich guy in the town, that's like the rich billionaire dude that owns everything, is like a black guy. And then his like, then they have the, yeah, they do have the black person that's like the bully.

But it's like, it's sort of- Well, because a year ago, the white guy, only bullies was only like a strictly straight white guy role. Yeah, they do try to like flip all the things. They're trying to flip it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, back. So I guess, whatever, that didn't like, I didn't feel one way or the other out of it. But I guess it is like, that's what you said.

You can't win because you're like, okay, we'll like, we'll cast people in like what we think is stereotypes. Like the, you know, the, the shitty white dude that's like an incel bully kind of guy or whatever. And they're like, well, we'll make that guy black. And we go, we don't like that either, right? Yeah, I think they just want Wednesday to be black. I guess that's the only... Well, she's Mexican though. I know, but she's not black.

Yeah, but they're Mexican. Yeah, no, I know that. I don't think the people who are angry about this take that into account. Yeah, I don't think anyone's... You're right. I don't think the people who are angry about this take that into account yeah i don't think anyone's you're right i don't think anyone's that crazy angry but so my point was uh it was just kind of like funny that that there's no way that scandal can stick right now yeah but uh there was that and then they do have some funny things like this is what all of those i guess supernatural shows do but they essentially use all the language of like bigotry and all that sort of stuff but it's bigotry against like the the the rejects or whatever they call it right yeah yeah so they have like you know this thing

the school they think it was on their land or whatever that's our rightful land that the the ghouls are like they shouldn't be on our land and tell me they have a land acknowledgments well no they have the land still but they're trying to kick them out oh gotcha so like the the normal like farmery type guys are trying to kick these, but the normal farmery guys aren't white. So it's like, but it's the same sort of thing. And there's one, there's a, this is probably the best one of the, of the things that like they do.

So they have the parent that wants their daughter to be a werewolf or whatever. And she like, maybe doesn't want to be a werewolf. And they kind of make it like the gay thing a little bit. Yeah. And then her parents then over the summer, her parents are trying to send her to conversion therapy. They try to send her to conversion camp to convert her. And they just call it conversion camp?

Convert her to be a werewolf, yeah. She doesn't want to be a werewolf. Right. She wants to be a werewolf at her own pace, but the parents are trying to... Why is werewolf the analogy for straight, though though i feel like that would be more like no everything's flipped everything's flipped that's what i'm saying it's like everything's flipped it would be the opposite you're totally right and the but this show sounds like a piece

of shit it's okay it's just for girls but like the one good thing is fred armisen's uncle fester oh that's solid yeah he's pretty good in it too. You got me back. Yeah, yeah. So Fred Armisen's Uncle Fester is kind of cool. That's cool. And he's wacky and stuff like that. Oh, okay. All right.

I'm still not watching. Yeah, I was even thinking about like the Canada, like just like race in Canada. We always kind of say it's like different than America in a lot of ways. And I bet Canada is one place where like you have all these like flip-flops and they kind of don't make sense in America sometimes.

But in Canada, it's like, I actually do know like growing up big crews that was like, you know, a couple like kind of hood dudes and then like one like kind of hockey dude. Like that is actually fairly normal where you'd be like just two gangsters and a one dog, we've been here forever.

And the one guy's like, yo, you better not mess with our crew, eh? Like in their boys. Yeah, the mosaic versus the melting pot right so what's the difference remember that's what they always used to teach us in school in canada i don't remember any of this okay well they say canada's a mosaic in that they have all these different people but they're like they get to be themselves as part of like this giant thing where america's a melting pot everyone's trying to be everybody's trying to fit in in America and be like this one kind of thing

I guess whereas that's how Canada always used to bill itself in our government propaganda sure was the we're like

you know I would say maybe you could say the opposite where it's like in New York for example like every there is lots of different people but a lot of times

it's like they still are more segregated by groups like people are in this area this, but a lot of times it's like, they still are more segregated by groups. Like people are in this area. I think it's more America, not like city. They're trying to say like, everybody's like an American. Whereas everybody in Canada has dual loyalties. Interesting.

Yeah. But yeah, you'll have these like different crews and it'll be like, you know, two guys that are like boys. They just tell you, I know I'm from time, dude. It's like, yeah, we've just been buddies. Hey, like when I think of a lot of my uh people i know like even people i went to college with from other schools they were like their crew would be way more types of guys yeah but uh mine was one kind

right you didn't go to one which is funny because burlington had a lot of different types of people no not when i was i mean it's i'm thinking mississauga yeah mississauga everyone's second generation my high school was 1600 people and there was 1550 white that's crazy and like two schools over it's like everyone's everything yeah yeah and uh well i would think you know so i've dated like uh men, but like dated mostly not white chicks, like majority of people I've dated have been not white. And I was thinking that the, I was, it's funny saying the reason of that is I just have warrior mentality.

Why warrior? Well, warriors were probably the only people back in the day that would have sex with people outside of the race because back. Yeah. I don't think it was uh yes i don't know if the people on the other end of that were super down though you know but even think about like new york like i think it's like a pretty high percentage of people are in interracial relationships yeah but back in the day if you wanted to be an interracial relationships. Yeah. But back in the day, if you wanted to be an interracial relationship, like me, mostly what you'd have to do was conquer another tribe and then kill their

wife, kill their husbands. Right. And then give the wives an ultimatum. Very clear. You can join the husband. Right. Or you can be,

well, maybe some of them wanted it because they're like, Whoa, look at this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. or you could be well maybe some of them wanted it because they're like whoa look at this warrior murdered my husband and my kids i like him well the other thing about that that's making me laugh was if you go i'll tell you why that extra sucked because if you were a guy that just got murdered like imagine you were you're say you're you're you die right yeah and your chick's gonna like you know it's like six maybe a year later and she starts dating again you go who's the last

person i'd want you to date and you'd be probably the guy that killed me yeah ideally not the dude who murdered me savagely there's no there's no one that you'd rather your ex that you died with date than the guy that killed you you know what actually i saw because i watched leafs games on uh like on you know like whatever with the streaming sites and stuff because they can't get them any other way here. And so I get to see all these Canadian commercials that I normally wouldn't see. You love shit like that.

There's nothing you love more than rigging up some antenna where you get some weird feed. No, it's just like, I mean, anybody who watches, you don't watch sports or whatever, but anybody who watches sports, you're like, I can't get a Leafs game right here. But then I see the commercials, and there was one commercial recently

that was all the, I don't remember remember what it's for all these different families and they're all like a black family an asian family uh like there was an indian family and then the white families mixed and they have a base so it's like a white i think it was white guy but then like some sort of i want to say you're just saying the canadian commercials are wild it's so funny and then but then they had a baby and then they had to like match the baby with the two actors' races. You're like, this is just insane.

Like casting. You have to hire like a scientist essentially. Yeah, like casting in Canada. It's just like ridiculous. I think they should maybe just have to do it. You just hire an actual acting family. Yeah. Like, hey, you're auditioning as a family.

Yeah. That seems like the best way to do it. Yeah, they do that. I wonder if maybe that was the family that was maybe they do it like that like we're auditioning mixed race families but it's just funny they go they couldn't give the whites a family they just won't do it you know it's such a line you know it'd be even better though you're lying yeah i love the idea they have like the indian family and all the families are there so it's like they're all real families, except the white family showed up and they replaced the dad. There's like the white family, the Asian family, the Indian family.

And the director's like, you know what? We're just going to make one change here. Like, should I just go to the side a little bit? A little further. A little further. A little further. And then another guy just walks in and puts his arm around his wife. What's going on over here?

He goes, perfect. Perfect. He goes, love it. Love it. You're beautiful. This is great work. You guys are killing it. Husband, nice stuff.

Way to be a team player. The dad's just sitting there at craft service as well. And she's like, you know, in the families, we want the wife to sit on the husband's lap, just standard family shit. And the guy's there with chips in his hand being like, I don't know, all right, now kiss. I don't want our family to be actors anymore.

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And you've been on Twitter, so I think you can tell me a little bit. Because I don't know if we've talked since this happened because I was out of town. Dude, so much has happened in the last week. I can't even believe it. Crazy, right? Like, I was talking about yesterday. So I'm talking about the Hunter Biden thing before we... Yeah, I mean, just the amount of stuff that's happened in the last week i can't even believe it crazy right like i was talking about i'm talking about the hunter botten thing before we yeah i mean just the amount of stuff that's happened in the last week where it seems that it's not even possible that that much stuff has happened since the last

episode what a week like all the kanye alex jones gavin mckinnis this like liver king everything all of these are getting swept up they're not they're not they're not the biggest scandals right now that's for sure well this one i know why. This one makes the most sense out of anything. This is why I wanted to ask you your opinion on this, because to me, and maybe I'm wrong, but when it came out, it was like, we're going to finally release the things, the Hunter Biden laptop information, all this stuff, right?

And then Matt Taibbi comes out, and he was like, here's the tweets, and I read the whole thing, and a part of me was like, yeah, I mean, I feel like I know all this. Like, I don't know. Yeah, it's what you. Was there any, like, I didn't feel like it was like. Yeah, so I guess I didn't, like, I was, I wasn't. Well, no, there's a bit more to it.

The scandal actually. Yeah, what did I miss that was like the big hot, the big hot thing? This is, in my opinion, the biggest hot take from the whole thing, which actually came out yesterday. So they really, on Friday, they released the twitter files right and and it was matt taibbi but so yesterday matt taibbi comes out and he goes so i the way that this happened is elon musk goes uh here's our chief of legal like our head general counsel at twitter. His name's Jim. You'll talk to Jim, and Jim will get you all the documents you need. Right?

Okay? I think I saw a bit of this. So Jim is giving him all the documents, right? At Twitter. Jim, the head of legal. Currently at Twitter. Not anymore. Okay, okay.

So Jim is giving him all this stuff, being like, here's all the documents. Giving Elon Musk all this stuff. No, giving Matt Taibbi. Elon Musk always says- Elon Musk says, hey, Jim, give this stuff to- Here's a journalist, Matt taibbi elon musk all he said elon musk says hey jim give this here's a journalist matt taibbi here's our head of legal he goes you two talk give him anything he wants right i gotcha big for matt taibbi what a huge matt taibbi got like dude i watched him i think we got like 600 000 twitter followers in

like a day or wow but so anyways he goes give him all the stuff right so then he's feeding him all the stuff and there was like uh and even on friday they go like oh we're slightly delayed there's like a bit of an issue getting like these things or whatever so he starts releasing them there was no the one thing that i will say that was uh mistakenly said is elon musk was like this is like a first amendment issue right because he goes like this is a first amendment violation but it's not because biden wasn't in power so he technically wasn't the government but also it's like for people to say that it was because of that fact it's nothing is also super dishonest because you're like imagine if the biden

administration you work at twitter they go hey can you help us out with this knowing that they're probably going to win the election and become the government you could tell them to go fuck themselves and now the new government hates you and has it out for you so you're like they obviously had some leverage there but anyway so then over the weekend matt tv is like talking with uh barry weiss and talking about how yeah i'm getting all this information from this guy jim and she goes who's jim uh who's this guy he goes oh jim his name's uh jim baker and she's like what and so jim baker was the general counsel of the fbi up until 2018 he was the guy who was all like the russiagate steel dossier all that stuff so he's he got so elon musk is basically like giving them their like monkey boy to try to go help with it yeah and he doesn't realize the

dude's like the most compromised guy possible he was the guy trying to take trump down also how much would that guy have having to hate get that gig he loved it what do you mean he went from one position of power to another position i was thinking if you're right because he's just like i won't he's like loved it because i'm in charge of it but if you did have to be like hey you have to go put all this stuff give him all the stuff that screws over biden he wouldn't want to do that but he was like like, yeah, I just won't. Well, that's why they're saying they go, so what was he scrubbing from like, you know,

he was the one who had access to all this stuff. And that's the scandal. He was feeding it to Matt. But the actual thing wasn't that crazy. But then we don't know what wasn't in it. Well, now you don't know what Jim Baker like decided to, you know. You're just walking in his office,

he's eating papers. Oh, oh, hi. But you don't know what he was keeping back or what. But I mean, the dude is incredibly compromised. Okay. He literally resigned. The most compromised guy. He resigned from the FBI, was like an orange man bad professionally in the government,

and then moved from the public to the private sector doing the exact same thing. Okay. In charge of Twitter. So he was the guy during the Hunter Biden laptop being like, maybe we should be cautious and not release this. And you're like, yeah, because you don't want your guy to lose. And this is the guy in charge of the whole thing now. This is the guy in charge of like...

So anyways, Elon Musk yesterday found out and fired him immediately. Wow. He said he exited him. He's been exited. that was like i agree i read the twitter thing and i go like yeah there's some stuff here like i think what we thought for the most part i guess it's only a bombshell if you like that's the bombshell if you didn't think any of it but like who i feel like everyone thought thinks that and the thing is like crazy like i don't like who doesn't think that there was like crazy stuff on that laptop of him uh you know the piece and then

who doesn't think that like the government worked with twitter to you know but i mean like the trump administration also had a contact at twitter yeah right it's not like everyone important probably as a contact exactly exactly general motors has a contact at twitter but all the people on the left are being super dishonest by being like oh there's no uh you know there's no first amendment thing they're just like a company that was just being cautious and you're like well not really that that's kind of dishonest to think that that's all that was happening is they were just trying to be like cautious yeah you're like no it's not what and then once the jim baker thing you're like that's the biggest hugest scam no there was the team there was the funny parts of it where they're like, you know, Biden's like, we need you to take this down.

And it was like handled. There was a couple of funny things, I guess, like mafia style, where it's like, we're going to need some things to disappear. You know what I'm saying? Totally. But apparently those were all just pictures of Hunter Biden's dick. Well, this is the best story. This guy wrote this big story, and that's why I wanted to write it. He goes, no, you do not have a constitutional right to post Hunter Biden's dick pic to Twitter.

This guy's fired up, right? Fired. So I want to say that yes, we do. Yes, we do. It's, what is it? What amendment is that? That was in the founding fathers when they were giving the speeches, they even said that. We offer you life, liberty, dick pics of... That was in the original, the founding fathers when they were giving the speeches, they even said that.

We offer you life, liberty, dick pics of. And the right to. The right. Dick pics for all. The right to get a hog on the web. We don't know what the web is yet, but once that comes out, you're going to get the pics out there. We don't even know what pictures are. Yeah. Well, this is, I guess, yeah, what you were kind of saying, the funny part is the hypocrisy or whatever to some degree.

But also funny was this guy would be like, I'm sure that there's a million people that are like, yeah, we're all fighting tooth and nail to get the videos of Trump getting pissed on. Of course. I mean, again, that's the thing. This guy, Jim Baker, was a steel dossier guy. I think 100% you have a constitutional right if you put your laptop uh and you leave it out of place and they get the dick pic i mean the bottom line is i guess it's sort of like a revenge porn almost but like well yeah i i will say there there you can't stop it there is a legal element of i guess you can't do i i don't know i don't know what the actual

law says about six years ago, probably like when dick pics were hot, I said I would never send anything like that. And I was like, I have too many tattoos. And I was like in entertainment or whatever. And I was just like, there's no, like I just feel like this has only can have bad consequences. Yeah.

I was like, I was, and I'm not a cautious person, but that was one thing I was cautious about I wouldn't send that kind of stuff yeah and although I did have videos of smashing on my phone that would be on the cloud so I guess I'm I don't know if that's better all right well if you guess Ryan's password you get

access to them guess Ryan's password and email no you can't because it goes to my two factor security on everything oh all right well then two factor security really does change the game. I know. Because no one can really hack... Well, there is one way around it.

You have to spoof your SIM, which does happen. Oh. Yeah, but you need someone working at a phone company. Oh. Like, if someone basically could find out what provider you're with, and they had someone working there, and they could spoof your SIM, and then now they can do your two-factor authentication. But they also have to know your email,

your password, your phone number, and have a contact. I don't have them on my phone now. Yeah, yeah. So that's over, but I always felt like that was just all lead to bad news. Yeah, the two-factor authentication is a game changer. It changed the game,

because someone needs to straight up have your phone. Yeah. Oh, it's like probably, I bet you hacking is down like so much. Dude, you used to be able to hack someone. change the game because someone needs to straight up have your phone yeah oh it's like probably i bet you hacking is down like so much dude you used to be able to hack someone so back in the day if you wanted to get into someone's email you literally go forgot my password it goes what city do you live in and you go i know i know yeah i know i forgot about that yeah back in the day hacking people's things was so fucking you have to know like one thing about you didn't know who

we i was like what's your dad's name and you go i know i'm so it's bill and then you go you're in yeah you're in because most of the passwords weren't that crazy no everyone the password questions right right what city do you live in it's like you literally know the city the guy lives in and you could hack into the guy's email yeah yeah i totally forgot that you could do that hacking into people's hot mails was like a cinch yeah yeah i forgot about that i was never a big email hacker so this guy definitely thinks that you can't see the dick pic but i mean there might be a law around that but again you know like twitter i don't know twitter has their own policies but i guess law supersedes any policies but their hacked materials thing

not to mention i guess they changed itedes any policies but their hacked materials thing not to mention i guess they changed it with the canadian truckers because the twitter had no issue when that fucking give send go all of the laws are fucking wishy-washy we'll change them how we feel i mean remember the give send go thing with the canadian truckers they go hey we're going to release every person who donated to the canadian truckers yeah hacked and twitter was like yeah that's fine yeah well trudeau wouldn't like it if China did that. No. You know what kind of this is with laws and everything?

It's all really whoever has the power can just do whatever they want. You know what I mean? Yeah. It kind of one thing that was, well, tell me your opinion on this. But I've had this conversation with a few people and we have a lot of friends

that probably are really against Elon Musk doing all the AI Ne neuro link and all that stuff right yeah because it feels like whatever an invasion it's like the you know the start of the dystopian future and a million things right but i i've had like lots of people that they go yeah i'll never do that and in my mind like i kind of get what they're all saying but i'm also like you will though yeah like do you know what i mean once it's yeah once it's mainstream you'll well i won't be an early adopter but the early adopters are all going to be for the neural link stuff like they're all going to be quadriplegics and stuff who are like getting their you know ability to walk back and they have nothing to

lose how big of a list of stuff could you make where your friend said i'll never be on tiktok i'll never do this i'll never do that do this. I'll never do that. Oh, no way. I'll ever do that. It's like, I get the amount of things that it's almost like the amount of people I know that there are, there's like 12 things they go, I would never do that.

Yeah. And you go, now you do all of it. Yeah. You just don't want to be an early adopter of it. Right. Which again, I don't want to be used.

I don't necessarily like it, but the truth is when you go and you go everyone has a neural link and the only way to you know pay for anything is with that or it's like if you want to go to your work meeting you have to have that it's like it's like everything just moves so it's like the people that said oh i don't really want to have a cell phone it's like every single one of those people has a cell one of my buddies i'll never forget this but his mom for a long time when he was kid would not let him get internet because she thought it was a fad she goes she's

like it'll come and go she's like we're not getting this it's stupid right right and then like a few years later she's like okay i guess well that's everyone yeah so i feel like maybe she thought the internet as a whole was a fad i mean i was like i think that was a joke on like like a sim no but that was like or maybe but like she for legit thought that it was a fad so funny but i would say that this is how probably the it's almost like the world right now it's like either you have to do all the shit whether you like it or not or you're off the grid the in between is impossible yeah you know what i mean you have to be super online or super kind of well just even paying for things like how many places don't have don't take cash like you know what i mean i actually

wonder the the the in between is like getting increasingly hard but if you're like a guy that's like yeah i'm gonna live at the cottage i don't have a thing i have one landline if you want to talk to me it's like that's it like basically my house is like in a small place i go to get my stuff here and it's like that's it people come that is possible yeah but anyone that's like tapped in it's very hard to be like oh i'm like an online guy i have a normal job i do all this stuff but like i won't do this this and this sure but i always wonder with us because you know we're we're kind of on the i would say you know cutting it not cutting edge but like we're on the fucking cutting we are in terms of like all this stuff because i i have a lot of friends forefront of

you know because of like a culturally stuff because i i mean i've says but like you know i have a friends who don't care about any of this stuff and then i went golfing with them last year and they're like you heard about this pronouns business this that kind of stuff you know and you go you can you can be willfully they might be lying to you no no they're not i guarantee you they're not trying to play like a cool guy that's like i don't know even i like when girls will be like or someone will be like i don't even know who just it's like not that i don't like justin bieber i don't know who i'm telling you and you go yeah you do i'm telling you they're not they're they're just like you work at a bank and they're like hey people have started putting pronouns like i had

to put my pronouns on my email all right well i don't know any of these people but anyways i but i'm saying like they can say like oh i'm not participating in this but all you're saying is you're not participating in this now that's correct right like you could say oh that's your point with the pronouns yeah you go i'm not participating yeah it's just for now and then you know it's gonna it's coming it'll be impossible and then you will but then if you're as you get older if anyone who has kids like your kids are gonna do all this stuff and then your kids are gonna be like hey like you need to do this for my school or like you need to transfer me like whatever like there's just always something like your bank will just be like yeah this is how our bank runs now like dude have

you seen the stuff in china and i i don't know if this this is real but you know they have their covid pass oh how about like on the airports it'll be a point where it's like yeah if you want to go on an airport they're like we don't have uh paper tickets anymore we just do it like this sports has no paper tickets there you go so the guy that's like oh i don't have a phone it's like you can't go to sports game anymore legitimately but that's what i mean it's like oh it all maybe there's maybe maybe some of these there is some hack for around it but it's like they just get more and more and more where you're just like yeah you can be the guy that doesn't do all the stuff but like you better be off the grid it's like you can't sort of do it like you can't go to like uh anywhere like an nhl game right now they don't like at least two years ago three years

ago you could say like well i'll print off my ticket that's like that's not even an option anymore because there are these live barcodes or whatever so it's like you need a you can't even have a flip phone you can't be a flip phone guy that's what it is to just participate in all these aspects of society but in china i don't know if you saw this they have their covid pass right you know it's like red and yellow and there was a video of these people where they were like because they're in their building and they're not allowed to leave their building because of like their covid policy and then they like stick their hand out the window and it goes red like literally they go like they're in their building and it's yellow which is which is i guess like a safe thing where you're allowed to like buy things like you're allowed to

spend your money if it's yellow and then they just stick they're not allowed to be outside that's and they just go like this and it goes red and they go like this and goes yellow and like they just they're not allowed to be outside that's and they just go like this and it goes red and they go like this and goes yellow and like i don't know if it's real but i know that there's been like so the idea is the minute you step past this line like we cut off your funds well there's all these people in china who they were showing like people lining up to get covid tests because they were outside and then their things past because you passed someone you passed a red because you were exposed so then their thing flips red instantly and you now gotta feel like buy anything you can't go home you can't use public transportation that's gonna be like a std thing

probably soon too all that stuff i mean again it's you know we we laugh about it here but you're like is that impossible that that that's no i'm in my point i don't think it's like necessarily good like i think i get every i think i get everyone's points but it's like futile effort it's like you slow it at the very least like it slows down from everyone complaining about it and all these people and stuff like that yeah i mean america i'd have to say would be the last but i can see that happening like canada i can see that happening in canada tomorrow yeah if it if it already kind of did with covet things or whatever for sure you know i could see that happening there it would never happen here that'd be great though if you get a fake one though like in your there is things where if you could hack it you're like you're out of expensive

dinner with a chick or whatever and then you're just like oh you can't spend my money you have like a hack to put on your thing where they go also can't go to my house so but the thing is you couldn't even go back to her house well you can't she has to pay for it well no because you can't get into the complex like they digitally just like deperson you i hate this it's so crazy but it is like the dystopia you see in movies it's a like it's a thing you saw in movies ten years ago about the world in a hundred Now we're like there in some part yeah, it's crappy stinks, okay, we're gonna do one

article here about there's probably My favorite this week was this girl goes help. I'm attracted to my teenage son's teammates and this was a slate calm But have you ever had that, Danny? Or talked to my teenage sons? Smashed your fucking teammates, mom. No. But Mrs. Wilson, what are we doing? What are we fucking doing?

What are we doing? I'm a wife and a mother with a small at-home business and a fairly normal life. She writes it a little bit, like the old South Park Rob Schneider things. South Park Rob Schneider things like South Park Rob Schneider? Until he

Rob Schneider became a character oh yeah like the movie trailers she goes I was a wife and a mother in a small town home business

with a fairly normal life until I became gang banged by my son's teammates until I became attracted to my son's teammates until I became attracted to my son's friends. One of my tasks is sharing carpool duties for my teenage son and his sports team buddies to and from practice.

As it happens, my husband and I haven't had sex for two years due to various medical and psychological issues. Psychological issues is a funny one where you're just like, my psychological issues oh babe i just find you gross i'm all psychology i'm all messed up in the head baby this is also funny you're written from like a uh uh because we don't know what this woman looks like but it is like it's funny like the whole thing is like what do i do but if you were like a guy and it was like uh if it was like some guy let's say make it college to make it less creepy but it's like you know i'm driving my daughter and all her college friends and i'm attracted to them it's like what should you it's

like well i mean you probably can't bang them so i mean probably nothing like the answer is like i mean if a guy called in being like hey i've been driving around my teenage daughters who are not old enough to drive and her friends and i want daughters who are not old enough to drive. And her friends- No, that's even true. They're not old enough to drive. That's a good point. And I want to bang my, they would be like,

whoever was on the receiving end would probably send the FBI, this guy's IP- Send the FBI to your house. His IP address. Yeah, totally. Like, you're right. That's another good point.

There's an investigation into this dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just like, yeah, I want to fuck my friends, my kids' friends. 14-year-old friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah he's just like yeah i want to fuck my friends 14 year old friends yeah yeah yeah they're men now dude if you were at my school and that ever like came out through somehow that like your buddy's mom was the one that like wrote this thing saying she wanted to bang you over they would be killed over that'd be game over but also that psychological issues you think

it's her psychological issues it's got to be the guys because she's still revving to go guys for sure so the guy's psychologically she's ready to go she's yeah she's like you know menopause is knocking on her door and she's trying to get some in before it happens she's trying to get some in and he's like baby baby you know i'm all just messed up in the head right now you know i got you know my head ain't right baby we haven't had head right now. You know my head ain't right. Babe, we haven't had sex in two years. You know my head ain't right. It's a tough one.

I got the brain fog, baby girl. Long COVID. I got that long COVID, baby. You know I can't. You know I could if I would. I wanted to, but also you're not that hot anymore. I would if I could, baby. I would love to.

There's nothing I'd love more than to make... He's probably got this accent. Baby, you know there's nothing I would love more than to make sweet, sweet love to you and pleasure that vagina of yours. But you know I'm not right now. Very thin Fu Manchu. Like the thinnest Fu Manchu possible, I imagine when it's good.

If I made a list of things that I would like to do, but I cannot do. I cannot. If I could, I would. It of things that I would like to do but I cannot do I cannot if I could I would it is every morning I wake up and I say I would love to pleasure that woman and give her the love making that she needs but at last I cannot

it's tough for her I'm all messed up in the head baby you know my head ain't right what happened I'm groggy baby I can't ain't right what happened i'm groggy baby i can't even believe that i'm a groggy man that she needs to write in to figure this out that's like how demented this is too you go like i wonder what like what do you think what do you think they're gonna say what do you think they're gonna say give them for a spin yeah like what do

you think just forget you ever had this thought and just move on with your life yeah just like or at the very least it's like don't act on it yeah i mean how many dudes walk around all the time they're like i'd like to bang that girl all right anyways yeah exactly okay how about you know what it is which obviously worse because he's talking about uh fucking dudes that aren't that young but it's like you go her question is like the question for every guy in any workplace yes yeah yeah i'd like to bang all those girls but it's like you go her question is like the question for every guy in any workplace yes yeah yeah i'd like to bang all those girls but it's gonna wreck my life you go yeah yeah don't yeah don't and just stay stick with your wife yeah yeah yeah um hey my i'm really attracted

to my boss's wife it's like yeah well that's probably where that ends like yeah take that to the grave with you because your current wife would not be super pumped about hearing this either. Or your boss. Or your boss. You're going to essentially act on that and wind up with no job, no wife. What are you even going to act on?

You're in the car. So the only time you see them is driving them. It's like, what does she think is the alternative? It's like, add your son's friend on Instagram. What is even the alternative? She's probably like, she doesn't act on it and then she's driving there's gonna just hop on the road turn the radio on it's like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Banging a Ah okay I don't know that song Who's it by Paul Simon That's more up your cuts Than my cuts I think I'm right on that I feel like I might be Doubting myself I don't know the Paul Simon catalog

Nor do I even more so Know what the songs Are about The Graduate When he bangs the chick I know Don't graduate By Third Eye's Blind

I feel like I might be Mistaking that But I don't know When I graduate So I know that graduate Is that also about The, but I don't know. When I graduate! So I know that graduate. Is that also about the same thing? I don't think so.

But the graduate's about a guy fucking an older lady. He's like, yeah, I'm driving my kids to soccer practice and I'm attracted to their friends. What should I do? And you go, what are you thinking of doing? What are the options you're polishing through in your mind right now? What do you think is going to happen? Like your son's going to get out

and the last one's going to wait and be like, oh wait, I need to talk to him. And you'd be like, why mom? Why would you need to talk to my friend? Damn it, tried it. I didn't say it wasn't true. I just didn't know that. No, I was doubting myself.

Maybe I started doubting myself, but it was. Yeah, I don't. Just do nothing. Just literally, you could have a thought and not have to fucking write into a column. This is what I'm saying. You're allowed to have a thought. Yeah.

Jesus, just have the thought and let it, you know, it's like, it's almost the meditation thing. You know, it's just like, watch it pass by. My guess is that these aren't like kids though. My guess is like, you know, there's one kid in the class that grew a beard and kind of looks like a man and is doing it for her. There's always.

I mean, don't you remember? Every Indian dude. Don't you remember when you're like in grade nine or ninth grade or whatever? Yeah. There was just like that one kid who looked like he was 40. Yeah. I kind of grew late. I was like pretty big and then I sort of like was a little smaller for a couple of years then I caught up again.

But I mean, there's always. Which I think of my theory is that's why I think I'm going to live longer. But there's always the kid with just the beard. Remember? Like there's just like that one kid who had a full beard. Dude, in grade seven, every Indian kid had a mustache. Yeah, but they also had it in grade four. But they also go bald quicker.

It's all related. Interesting. Well, this is my theory. You think there's different baldness rates? I grew a little late, but I don't know. People say that I look somewhat young for my age. I think a big part of that is that your lifespan is just happening quicker quicker i don't know isn't that doesn't that like hold up i think no i think i bet you if you looked at you're a young man but like i think you're just your essence is

of a young man okay so you think that's because i have friends who i did but i did like grow late a little yeah yeah but i also have friends who have like who have kids who are my age who have literally adopted being old no but my brothers all have this too they were all kind of the same like okay i just think that okay but here's the perfect one like you know this the guy that looked like he was uh you know 20 when he was 15 like george costanza always says he looked he looked like he was fucking 20 when he was like 12 or whatever you know that guy at 40 looks 55 so generally well i feel like so wilfred i know a guy i know a few guys like that like they looked like men when they were you know way younger than us and now those guys look super old well now they look you know 60 when they're 35 right yeah i don't know and when they're 80

they'll be dead that's my theory yeah I don't know if that I don't know if you like Wilford Brimley that was like the classic one they say that he I can't remember who they compare him to

I bet you they put money on this but in one movie he's like 45 but he looked from 45 to 75 looked identical he did not change

so he just he just hit that so fast but then he's like you know when he was 45 he goes I guess I'll just wear him hike up my pants like you do all the stuff around a little more make yourself look older okay maybe there is no my my favorite that's another thing about the

wednesday adams show is like there's always like some people that look like high school kids and then there's a few people that look you know 27 none nearly as bad as the guy that was in 90210 that's always the thing luke perry luke perry was legitimately 40 yeah he was 40 probably by the end of the season he was playing a high school kid and apparently one of the reasons they do that which actually makes sense is because they always have like kissing scenes and all that sort of stuff and it's way inappropriate to like have 14 year olds do that yeah but you can if you have 25 year olds, like if you have 25 year olds playing 14 year olds, you could essentially do a sex scene

and it's like fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's a big part of why. I mean, they used to do, like I think in the 80s and stuff, they were straight up having 14 year olds making out. Really? Like I think the,

what was it? Blue Lagoon? Does seem like, it does seem like there's like an ethical issue with under 18. Yeah. Essentially. But that's a recent thing.

Yeah, but it is crazy though. If you think about it, you're like an actor and you're like, hey, we're going to make like you to like make out and film it and stuff. It's like. A bunch of adults watching. Yeah, a bunch of like old men, generally like old men. Like that is crazy, right? So I think that the first like non-pervert was like, hey, they don't have to be, they

could just be pretending to be 14. And then all these guys are like, shut up. They don't have to be. They could just be pretending to be 14. And then all these guys are like, shut up. Yeah, all the Hollywood burbs are like, shut up. You think we don't know that? You think we don't know that? We know that.

Yeah, we know that. They don't know that. He goes, they're probably even super pervy. Because, you know, it's like when you're young, then you need like, they always hire twins because you can't work that much. Oh, there you go. It's like, we got two sets of twins. Shut up.

Yeah, just like pervs, like classic. Crazy hair parts. The other day I picked up my son's teammates and I felt a surge of sexual attraction. What's a surge? What's your mom doing right now? Hi, Tommy. Hi. I was horrified. I would rather cut off my limbs than harm a minor

or cheat on my husband for that matter she couldn't control herself when she was in the car though she was really having a break stopping and starting very quickly and you know they can't drive stick as is right yeah so she's on the stick i wanted to quit the carpool because the feelings made me feel ashamed and uncomfortable but then i'd have to come up with an explanation that would enable my son to be in the carpool that so this is where the person that gave her advice i thought was bad advice did you yeah i mean well yeah she said because they were like quit the carpool immediately but it was like that is crazy because you have to be like i'm not doing carpool anymore and the parents and your husband's like why not you're free that time you go i'm

tired okay i got a good reason though you'd be like look i've started watching andrew tate videos uh-huh and i don't think women should be allowed to drive that's the best one i've heard well this one's like you know you at one you should definitely quit the carpool and she goes you have to be don't feel like you can't possibly tell anyone not even a therapist don't keep this to yourself it's like i would say you can't even tell a therapist well maybe tell a therapist but i wouldn't tell anyone else that you're attracted to your son's kids no definitely not you have to keep driving the kid and don't think that you have to keep driving the kids to practice and relying solely on your own willpower and self-loathing to get through the next couple of years it's like that's crazy i mean do what dudes do and wait

till they're 18 man yo but seriously this lady's like I have to the advice is like there's no way that you'll be able to fucking don't trust your willpower

when you're once a week when you drive you pick up your son in the minivan with a bunch of other kids gets in the back and like

don't rely on your willpower to do what like what do you think you're gonna do yeah like I don't understand don't rely on your willpower. Like, all you have to really do is just, if you're so weak and so concerned, just don't get one-on-one.

Yeah, legitimately. It's like you and five guys. Like, what do you think is the option? You're just going to be like, stop the car and you can't help yourself? So you just like start ripping off this kid's, like, what are you even talking about? I don't know. This person's a goddamn degenerate. But that's the answer that the person gave her. She was like, yeah are you even talking about? I don't know. This person's a goddamn degenerate. But that's the answer

that the person gave her. She was like, yeah, you need to remove yourself from that scenario. Quit carpool. And she was like, you know, maybe you're, she goes,

her answer should be like, yeah, yeah, just don't bang him. It'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be fine. But she's like, just tell the other parents, effective immediately, you're no longer available

to drive the kids to practice. Even when it's inconvenient. The absolute worst thing that can happen in this scenario is a couple of student athletes miss a few practice. So now her kids are missing soccer practice because she can't stop trying to bang their friends. I have actually a better solution to this. I thought this advice was crazy.

Besides the Andrew Tate thing is this is what you do. Okay, so right before you got to go pick the kids up for practice, you go find a full-length mirror in private and practice your speech of introducing yourself to the new neighbors and saying that you're on the sex offender register. Oh, I'm listening. Go, hi, my name is

so-and-so Prudence. Just so you know, I just moved into the neighborhood. I'm legally obliged to let you know that I'm a sex offender. See how that suits you. Because I couldn't not bang my son's friend. See how that feels offender. See how that suits you. Because I couldn't not bang my son's friend. See how that feels on you. See how that feels.

And then just do that like three times and then go pick him up. And then see if you can make it through a drive without like, I guess, pulling the car over. I would love to know how long this drive is too. Like it's like four minutes. Four minutes. Can't do it.

So her question's crazy. The advice is crazy yeah the advice like well because what she didn't even give him an excuse like you're thinking of excuse like satirically the andrew day ones but you go legitimately imagine you have a wife where it's like her job is to pick the kids up and that's one of the things she does you know some other thing and then she comes she goes i can't drive the kids to soccer practice anymore you go why you go i just can't i just can't you like you got a dui or something you don't want to tell me about that's honestly maybe the only real thing is like go get a dui go go to a go find check go yeah you go on those like twitter find the checkpoints and then get fucking trashed and go through one be like in the checkpoint being like glugging like what's up officers yeah party

tonight how are you doing yeah shotgun of beer at the dui checkpoint oh what something wrong with this i'm sorry i'm sorry that was america right so legitimately that is kind of the i guess the only thing that you could do or but like if you and tell the other parents i can't drive your kids like are you busy you go no no i'm not so i thought that was the worst advice that's terrible advice and then one more thing i'm going to show you i actually put them on my computer too i was prepared this week okay so there was a it's kind of like a pretty aggressive thing but i just wanted to show you this but so there's missing women jasmine pace found dead and her boyfriend was charged with murder right okay and there's this guy uh jason chen who was basically catfishing girls and uh like you know murdering them or whatever right

so the story is like kind of not funny at all it's like terrible but the guy that he used his identity so it's this asian guy and he used this other asian guy's identity to pick up these girls and then everyone found that guy on the internet and we're like this is the guy because all the internet sleuths like this is what they do they like find the internet sleuths like 90% what they do is like run with bad information and try to ruin people's lives you know what i mean so basically these guys found this guy on the internet and then the guy posted a video being like hey just so you know it's i'm not them but the it was like i literally burst out laughing because the way the guy does his video it's such a somber topic it's like you know this guy used his identity and

murdered someone yeah and he does this video very like yo y'all just like he's like a fuckboy was he doing like that tiktok where he's like this one or he's like I'm not the murderer I'm not the murderer you're the one

with the hands up and hitting the fist together here's the reason why I didn't murder this chick here's me eating food okay just play a bit of it but like he the way that he made his video to say he's not the murderer is like killing me so basically everybody been hearing me up saying somebody's in my photos and i would like to address that um major fuck boy oh he's

trying to look cute you know what i mean it's trying to look cute. You know, I'm a charlotte cute first photo. She just showed that's what I'm saying Like so he has his hood on and he's gonna like yo It's like BTS. Yeah, because everyone would hit me up saying they try to use my photos. Um, he's cool Yeah, that couldn't possibly be me. I'm saying Nah and you know some people think that I was the one murder and Nah, and some people think that I was the one murdering. If any of you ladies want to get some of my DNA, if you know what I mean, this is going to be a test against the system I'm happy to provide.

So the next two photos throughout the video are actually photos of me. And I'll prove that later on. Later on. Yeah. So here's one of the photos on Jason's VSCO. It was posted on January 24, 2022. Then here's mine. Here's mine.

Isn't that crazy? I mean, I think this guy is just so this that he doesn't. He can't be not. But how funny is that to have to be like a fuck boy even in your, like, why I'm innocent? You're still trying to look cute with the girls. He's got the outfit on. It's like, you know, I'm just saying. Some people think that I murdered that girl, but. I mean.

Girl, you know that ain't me. I can't imagine this was the first egg. That's what I'm saying. Or first outfit. He probably had all these outfits. Sure. He's like, nah. He's probably wearing like a LeBron jersey.

Right. He's showing off like the body. He put music under one and he thought that's gonna be weird I feel like the first one he probably got he started like this

then he started the video and he goes oh hey what's up like he gets caught by the camera there was like one with like a shaggy it wasn't me

like just all this different shit not the movie but he is 100% trying to parlay like having his identity used for a murder to like getting some pussy yeah or like some tiktok clout

something yeah he's got the hood on some people might think I'm a murderer but the only thing I'd be murdering is that pussy the only thing I'd be murdering is that pussy I could never do something like that cause I'm all about the ladies

I would never treat a woman I'm a lover about the ladies. I would never treat a woman... I love ladies. I'm a lover, not a hater. I would never treat a woman in that manner. Manner. But yeah, that was killing me. That's just such a funny R. I'll show you a little one.

You and her both. Posted on January 3rd, 2022. And then here's another photo on Jason's disco. Posted on November 10th, 2022. And then here's another photo on Jason's VSCO posted on November 10th, 2022. And then here's mine on my VSCO. He's saying VSCO? VSCO, I think he's saying. Oh, VSCO, okay.

I don't know what VSCO is. VSCO or whatever. It's like some photo showing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, he's 100% trying to parlay his little bit of fame from the guy and just trying to get some snizz. Ah, shit. All right. Okay, okay. Well, I thought that was get some snizz ah shit all right okay well i thought that was pretty funny but anyways all right everyone make sure you come and see me and danny in toronto

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