The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Lizzo Abused us, We Smashed Trudeau's Wife, & Why High School Boys are Conservative Now

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

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Recently, a lot of dancers have come forward with allegations about the way that Lizzo has treated them. And as roadies working on Lizzo's tour, we saw firsthand what kind of monster she can be. So in solidarity, we have prepared a statement. In 2022, while on tour with Lizzo, I personally was in charge of preparing her rider. And on April 4th, when I was backing up the third grocery truck, she smashed the driver's side window, unclothed, foaming at the mouth, grabbed me by the collar, and threatened to blackball me in the live touring industry if we had a repeat of yesterday, in which she claims one of the slates of Oreos had been dented while being lowered by the forklift. Some of the backup dancers have gone public with their forcible confinement accusations. But that was just the tip of the iceberg. On March 3rd, 2022, I was put in charge of her pre-snack feeding.

And because the crew had skipped lunch that day, I thought it might be fine if I grabbed a croissant from the industrial pastry bucket. At that point, she had her personal cuisine security lock me in the auxiliary macaroon closet, saying that by taking those calories from her, I was putting her life in danger. As the report stated, I personally witnessed on several occasions her weight shaming the dancers. Reason being, if one of them put on a few pounds, she assumed they had broken into the hoagie den.

Even though it was on 24-hour surveillance, there was no evidence of anyone triggering the laser sensors or attempting to access the retinal scanner, and none of the armed guards had seen anyone try to ascertain any of the chili dogs. It was at this point Lizzo started weighing everyone before and after entering the building. Finally, that brings us to the banana incident. In accordance with the no fruits and vegetables policy on tour, some of the dancers came up with the idea to smuggle in some fruits through a stripper's private parts in an attempt to ingest some vitamins.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. But at around 3.34 p.m., Lizzo smelled the fruits, began vomiting, and ordered a full cavity search of anyone on premises. Once the banana was located, she launched a full-scale interrogation and proceeded to make

an example of that particular dancer by demanding the banana go down her throat in an attempt to make her puke also and then locked her into the auxiliary auxiliary macaroon closet all that being said i do also want to state that the two of us still do believe Lizzo to be a queen. And we are here at the boys cast with the man, the legend, Giannis Pappas in the studio. That's the crowd cheering. My crowd's going wild. Two favorite Canucks. Oh, nice. Yeah.

That's high praise. Yeah. And this was Oh, nice. Yeah. That's high praise. And this was a week that a ton of stuff happened, too. So I feel like it's good to get your opinion on all this shit. Yeah, what's going on? Because I'm zoned out. Are you tapped out? I'm tapped out. I'm out.

Yeah. You got a new one, right? I'm out. Yeah, I got submitted. I'm out. Yeah. I feel like you say you're tapped out, but then I check your Twitter and you seem pretty tapped out.

I'm tapped out. And by tapped out, but then I check your Twitter and you seem pretty tapped out. I'm tapped out. And by tapped out, you mean mentally ill. Yeah. It's funny when people come see me live and they also follow me on Twitter and they go like, you seem like two different people. And it's like, that is two different parts of my brain. One is like destructive and obsessive and negative.

And then the other one is like... That's the Twitter one? That's the Twitter one. We're all going to die and Armageddon's happening. I think everyone's alterageddon's happening. And you know, I think everyone's alter ego a little bit. Well, there only is Twitter's the only one that the whole point of it,

like, okay, if you make stuff on YouTube, right. It's like people that like you seeing it pretty much most platforms are that Twitter's the only one that people follow. A lot of people, they hate.

Yeah. And that's what it is. Yeah. I mean, that's what the, there's needs to be one purge app where you just let it all out yeah and like you know it's a rage room digital rage room yeah like twitter should be and stay i guess it's now called x since elon musk has gone

nwo yeah he's done the hulk hogan hollywood hogan switch i it should be the one site where you can go and be like fuck you fuck I mean, it's pretty hard to get kicked off of there. It kind of is that. It is kind of nice. You got to see some wild shit. I think you got to kill a Jew on camera live.

I think it's the only thing. And then Elon still says, I think it's debatable. What did the Jew say? He's gone. Yeah, you can see swastikas. Oh, you don't even... How much did he raise the interest rate?

You don't even have to put him in a search bar. Someone actually, that famous Chinese artist that dude Ai Weiwei or whatever, see swastikas oh you don't know how much you don't even have to put him in a search bar someone actually that famous chinese um artist that dude i way way or whatever he uh he's like the most famous chinese artist and he made he posted this gif and it was the x logo spinning turning into a swastika like literally and then like turning back and he's just like here you go like like they believe that he's like elon musk is a nazi he's just oh he's just probably part of it too it's just like he's gonna let it happen i think

there's a lot of trolling going on where it's like i'm gonna just throw that up because i know you're not gonna take it down and test what you're test how much of a free speech absolutionist you really are yeah you know there's i guess and then the other side is like yeah there's there's a bunch of people posting like legitimately that the world's over now that speech is fucking out there. What's that dude, Ron Perlman? Is that the guy from Sons of Anarchy? Ron Perlman's been great.

He's the most insane guy on Twitter because once a week he goes, I'll see everybody on threads, last tweet of all time, and then he's like, alright, I'm back. Why is this called X now? It's like a girl he just can't is this called x now it's like a yeah it's like a girl he just can't get over yeah good follows are rob reiner rob reiner's a good thought like good like because you're like dude what what is aren't you like rob reiner yeah why no he was you're like

addicted to trump he's like every day he got trump we gotta get him out yeah he's the type of guy too where like i'm not like a trump guy get him out. Vote. John Cusack, that was an attack on our country. He's sitting there in Beverly Hills like, ah. Yeah, he's the type of guy too where like, I'm not like a Trump guy, but when I see guys like that,

I go like, I want Trump to win literally 100% of the vote. Only him voting against him. Whenever I go to John Cusack's Twitter, I'm like, Trump 2024.

Because I want, I just want to see fucking John Cusack finally close his mouth in anger. Yeah. Have you noticed that every movie his mouth is always to see fucking John Cusack finally close his mouth in anger. Yeah. Have you noticed that every movie his mouth is always open? John Cusack is always, his mouth's always ajar. So he's just like a little open.

And he's the same. It's just Trump, Trump, every fucking. That's crazy. Well, I guess speaking of him, what do you think as a real New Yorker? Yeah. Trump's actually got indicted on all this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably guilty of it, too. I told you he's tapped.

You can't say that on the internet. The internet is Trump. The internet is like Trump. It's RFK. It's fucking the god of COVID. That's the internet. So if you say it, that's where these guys are popular. But he probably did a lot of that shit.

I mean, he probably- Oh, oh i mean there's like yeah there is no way that you're like trump has never committed a crime yeah like come on like i mean i think i would say that for every politician so to say that like he's not i mean all the biden stuff that's coming out is pretty insane with him and like hunter biden and all that stuff so you're like yeah absolutely yeah but i mean yeah it did seem like he was saying and tweeting i didn't lose this it was stolen he did he did call attorney generals here and there and go hey just let's figure this out yeah recount it well this is the part i sort of don't and they're getting now giuliani because they had six unnamed co-conspirators and giuliani's for sure number one i you know what's funny is they said that the first and first of all how

come hillary never got in trouble for like the fake paying for the fake dossier, the Russian gate peeing on Trump. That was all bullshit. Yeah. They got DNC. I think I got a fine for that. Yeah.

They got a fine for that. Well, how's that legal to do that? Well, they have different laws. Isn't that election tampering? I mean, literally you are saying why people are like,

yeah, I'm voting for Trump because of fuck all of you. Like, I'm voting for Trump. And they have a point because they're like, how come there's no consequences for that? Yeah. No, they're a free game. Yeah, there's just free game. But, you know, and then on the other side, yeah, I mean, you know, Giuliani, you know, I was saying, like, everyone said that Trump was bought by Russia, especially the left.

But it's like, I think the person who has something over something is Trump has something over Giuliani. He's got Giuliani peeing on a hooker or having a weekend in Thailand, taking a walk on the wild side because that dude is just, has become Trump's puppet. It is crazy.

It's like a fall from grace that is wild to watch. And he could have stayed in that zone as the Nework 9-11 hero forever ever he didn't ever have to leave that yeah he never had to leave that and he chose he goes like there's a level above this that's like federal and i'm gonna try and get a taste of that and he ruined the whole thing he stayed too long he stayed too long man like he's like like if he goes to a yankees game right now, he gets booed out of the building.

Like, you know how crazy that is? It is crazy. He was America's mayor. He was the most popular mayor. He could have been doing merch right now. He could have been doing 9-11 tours. Yeah. Big tours.

I mean, dude. We're going to sign baseball with him right now. Yeah. Instead, he's like sweating out his makeup and talking like fucking defending Trump at all costs. He's like in the Borat movie. Also, if you go all in on that sort of stuff, though, like what's his other option at this point?

You know what I mean? Who? Giuliani. Nothing. I'm saying he never had to get. No, now he's in 2D. Does anybody want to go to fucking Monaco anymore? Does anyone want to go chill in Switzerland and burn Switzerland and eat chocolate?

South of France. Yeah. Does anyone want to retire? No. Does anyone, is anyone interested in their family or friends at all? Or do we just fucking work till we're 90? I mean, this fucking guy, Mitch McConnell's 96. You know what it is, though?

He's flatlined on camera. Crazy. Why is he still working? You know what it is? It's that, and I don't think any normal person could really understand, but when you have that kind of power, it's really hard to let go of.

Like, you know, Dianne Feinstein. Did you see her the other day she's 90 she's literally they go she's like they they go you have to vote and then she's like so disheveled she's uh what is it in south park like kyle's grandfather or stan's grandpa you know where he's like in the chair and they're like they're like what do you think and then she starts rambling and then the guy goes he goes um just say yay and he's like what just please say yeah it's like in front of 300 people like in a room and he's like just say yay and he's like what just please say yeah it's like in front of 300 people yeah like in a room and he's like just say yay and she's like what it's like just say yay yay

and then just like move on you're like this is like this chick's running you're a literal only option if you're past 80 is you can be a walmart greeter or the president why do you have to work these are all multi-millionaires i know very, you know, it's funny. The Democrats are about to make the same mistake that they made, Ruth Bader Ginsburg made, when Obama sat her down and said, hey, can we interest you in a paid vacation forever? Because I'm not going nowhere. And that's what's going to happen with, you know, the only reason why Trump might have a chance and win this is because Biden, people are just like,

dude, the guy's senile, man. He's not. There's nobody home. I've heard a theory that they actually want Trump. They think Trump actually has less of a chance against Biden. Yeah, that's a theory for sure that's going around. I think they're miscalculating. If they got some boring, no no mistake white guy for sure old

school skull and bones john kerry like yeah just you you you fall asleep listening to him but then there's no scandals that's what we need is just like a a guy who's so the opposite of lit right now it's like it doesn't yeah i mean just like who can talk who doesn't like call someone a fucking china head or whatever pedophile yeah whatever trump is saying or biden's just going you know where am i or whatever you just need someone who's just like yeah totally normal yeah just a politician if they dragged him out he would win it people just people are so hungry for that i think right now it's just they want to give that job back to comedians and entertainers they want to be like I do not want how I do not want DC to continue to be more entertaining

than my entertainment yeah yeah it's really that's what's happened you know Joe Biden's new slogan is I just saw the announcement it's finish the job and I was like doesn't that sound like a slogan that you'd like tell an old guy that kind of forgets what he's doing yeah it's like finish the job is like written on the mirror like it does feel like that that doesn't seem like the slogan you want for a nine-year-old guy yeah yeah yeah he's like what god's gonna do to him yeah his his uh his administration is probably a lot like memento the movie where they're just writing notes yeah yeah it's actually my mother takes a shirt off it's all written backwards yeah there's a social security yeah check in on potential world war that you may cause there is there is on top of that the thing

where it's like you hear you know it's all the you know are you a millennial no so i'm gen x gen x gen x but it's like you know these generations got participation trophies and can't get jobs. And it was like, yeah, because you won't retire. It's really what it is. It's like they refuse to retire. Dude, it's really crazy. I think there's something to that. Like people just, I think America is so about work. You ever notice that?

Oh, for sure. You guys are Canadians, so you have that perspective, right? I go to Canada. It's different too. It's like, it's not all about like, what do you do? It's like, that's the question. That's the only question in America. You know would i would go do shows in scandinavia and no it would be like the 20th question they asked you oh yeah like what do you do is like

it's like your job it's not who you are but here it's like our identity and like if we feel like we're not working we're gonna be depressed it's like what about fun what about like yeah they have like 15 weeks vacation a year and and they're like, that's normal. They're like, what, you only have two weeks off? Yeah, here we got Gary Vee like a slave driver going, grind, grind, grind, grind, grind. I saw this one video recently. He was like, it's August.

Everyone's off. Time for you to be on. Yeah, he's like, I'm at a garage sale. How much do you want it? How much do you want it? It's August. I mean, I was watching this going, what the fuck is this guy talking about?

Give people a break this bitch just squeezed out a fucking baby out of her pussy can she take a nap no or does she have to fucking get on facebook right now and and sell her jewelry or whatever i mean there is you can find the video it's so funny him talking about august because i fucking love august man i fucking love it it's like everyone's this is the time we're gonna sleep this is the time you find out how much you fucking want while everyone else is sleeping you fucking get in there you double he even goes you double down i'm so sick of hearing him say double down yeah so shut the fuck up dude some people just want better benefits not everyone yeah not everybody's

trying to be like owning the jets yeah not everyone's fucking trying to be an entrepreneur man comes with a lot of stress too yeah to be honest i have a little too much suffering from the gary v americanism dude i just finished like a crazy amount of touring and i was like you know what i'm gonna like take some days off and then i just sort of was like walking around stuy town and i was just like i buy like three i was like what do we do i'm just bopping around the park yeah at one point i was sitting there it's just like me and three old people sitting in the park i'm gonna do a podcast and i'm just like i think i'm gonna go make a sketch i gotta do something well it's interesting because you guys probably came here in order to grind more because there's such a low ceiling in Canada and probably Mark Breslin takes 20% of everything you do.

Film it. I'm working in Canada anyway. Takes 20% of 10 to... That's the guy you're at. You want to have a birthday party, he's like, you got to do it through Yuck Yucks or you can't work in Canada. How did he turn into fucking the mafia? Every time I talk to comics up there over the past 20 years, it's like, yeah, I did

a room and I got banned from Yuck Yucks. And now I'm like, now I'm homeless. Yeah. It's like, Jesus Christ. But also, like, the headliners are like, we're also homeless. So it's kind of like a tough one. It's not like the headliners are like fucking Scrooge McDuck in the gold pool. You could make $42,000 Canadian dollars touring Yuck Yucks

and doing fucking Hamilton 18 times and Ajax. Speaking of Canada, Justin Trudeau, which was sort of a hot topic today, but you're familiar, obviously. With the guy? Yeah. He's a buddy of yours. But he just announced today that he's getting divorced from his wife. He's getting divorced from his wife.

Well, he said separate. And kind of got me thinking, has there ever been like a president that didn't have a wife? Yeah, his dad. Pierre Tr trudeau uh pierre you sort of have to have a life though it's part of the package it seems yeah yeah for sure you know pierre trudeau they got divorced while he was in office because and because uh his mom justin trudeau's mom was like out there fucking mick jagger and uh castro and castro yeah yeah yeah castro right he does look like him a little bit oh yeah i like that conspiracy yeah it's pretty uncanny yeah dude

that's a guy that's already maybe the worst prime minister in the history of the world and now he's like going through a divorce while he's at it that's and he because now think about this he's trying to attract pussy because he's already doing like you know pure girl policies on everything and now he's trying to get pussy he's gonna be like that's gonna be crazy what if he comes out as gay there's some speculation my question to you guys i'm out as gayer king of canada you came out as gayer let me ask you a question how does he keep winning then if everyone just keeps saying he's like the worst apathy no what is it in canada it's just it's the same way that imagine like california you could have like the worst republican they're

still going to vote the democrats you don't need a majority because there's so much so he made a deal with the ndp and so they have a deal where they basically share power kind of but he gets to be the prime minister so he's not like a majority like i think maybe a third of the country voted for him right interesting that's how it works up there yeah yeah not not great yeah but also like the conservatives always just put up some goober right like nobody really is excited about right and canada like conservatives are like what they're like democrats here they're like obama democrats yeah basically like you could never go like you can never go like let's get rid of health care or like you can never go like

no that's off the table you can never go like no social services for the homeless just leave let charity do it they're basically the conservatives in Canada

are like remember when Obama didn't believe in gay marriage that's like that version of Obama right right that's like a conservative when Obama back then was like yeah

marriage between a man and a woman like you couldn't even suggest touching the health care even conservatives wouldn't that's so embedded everyone is like everyone's on board although there is some stuff now that i keep seeing out of canada where like there was in calgary um some clinic just put out a thing where you if you wanted to get access to this clinic which is like it's supposed to be you know socialized and it was like 4500 a year that you had to pay for a family of two to basically get priority access to this clinic, essentially.

Yeah. And they were saying that it was legal what they were doing. But they just got shut down because it kind of goes against. Yeah. Shut it down. It's so interesting. It just lets you know that there's always problems. Because as an American and a New Yorker who grew up in like a pretty lopsided New York

rich and very poor 80s and stuff and obviously you could see how bad poverty can get here. Whenever I go to Canada I like purposefully walk around to try to go to the worst place and it's like it's just not that bad in comparison.

I don't know. You probably aren't you weren't going to the real hood. Is there real stuff? Oh yeah. Toronto is like a pretty big murder capital. Yeah bad parts of like Winnipeg or something yeah dude you don't even know what it's like on those streets from yeah yeah i mean yeah so you grew

up bay ridges no uh park slope okay so you grew up prop or like kind of like new york what people think of new york yeah i grew up where i grew up was like kind of like uh baby boomers who were like hippies carved out Park Slope. Oh. And they were like the gentrifiers of, that was like a working class. At the time, it was like a working class Irish, Puerto Ricans down lower, Irish-Italian neighborhood. A lot of cops lived there. They still have the St. Paddy's Day Parade down Prospect Park West.

It's the only other one. They have one in Bay Ridge. Some good old boys kicking around. And then all like the hippie kids, when they grew up and the baby boomers, they had kids, they moved there. They sort of gentrified Park Slope again, and then yuppies came mid-90s, 2000s,

and then now it's like through the roof. But where I grew up was pretty good. It was good, but the circumference of what was good was much smaller yeah so it's like you went like eight blocks one way yeah three blocks the other way you were just in very bad that's what new york was like back then it was like it was just pockets like even the upper west side was like block to block you'd be like one block it was pretty good then you went to another block and it was like that the lower east side forget it was like horrible let me ask you a question. What was the most dangerous race? Because it's like you'd think...

What? What was? What the fuck? You think I'm going to answer that question and have it recorded? I'll answer that when this is off and I'll answer it honestly. There's one correct answer.

The whites. If you were walking and you saw a group of 10 guys and they were all one race, what would be the... As your attorney i suggest that's the thing it's like it's not always what you think right what do you think it is well some you might i thought you might surprise me you might be like no it's like it would have been

like the puerto ricans a lot of i remember i'll tell you what like i always mention this but at my school it was like black guys kind of ran stuff but then then there was like all these fights in the Italian guys kind of started a fight with the, the like Indian dudes, but like the Tamil dudes. And those guys just like came to our school and just like mop the floor with everyone. And so I was like,

everyone knew it was like, that was the one group you actually don't want to mess with. So it's like kind of, you know what I mean? Yeah. We didn't have the Indians yet. They're newer, but like in Toronto,

they take over Brampton. It's fucking But like in Toronto, I go there. They take over, too. Oh, in Brampton. Fucking Indian dudes in Toronto Blue Jays hats everywhere. Do they have fights in parking lots with fucking machetes? Yeah. Do they wear curly shoes when they do it? I mean, they literally all carry daggers. Yeah.

It's part of their religion. Yeah, the Indians, they weren't a lot. We had Arabs. We had, you know, Puerto Ricans are huge in New York. Dominicans. You had black. You had Italian. You had Irish. We had, you know, Puerto Ricans are huge in New York. Dominicans. You had black. You had Italian. You had Irish.

Jews. Irish seemed like they had a moment where they were dangerous. They don't really have that. The funny is it's like when you ask like really old people, like somebody who's like 90 who you're worried about, and they're like, the Protestants. Yeah. It's like if you turn the block and there were a bunch of Protestants there. You ask my mom, she'd say the Nazis.

She lived under Nazi occupation. Yeah, it's interesting. And you know, yeah, when you grow up in New York, you're very influenced. I'm very influenced by like Puerto Rican, black, Italian. Those are probably the biggest. I can see all that in you.

Puerto Ricans love being Puerto Rican. I've seen it now twice in two separate areas. I used to live in the East Village and now I live in Brooklyn. And I've seen it now twice in two separate areas i used to live in the east village and now i live in brooklyn and they like i've seen two separate puerto rican like in the east village where they had this van and it was it was a van like a giant panel van that was beside scaffolding and they just hung out there like every day yeah just they had their puerto rican flags they would just have lawn chairs but they're on the sidewalk yeah rain or Rain or shine, summer or winter, doesn't matter. It's their Hamptons.

Yeah. It's their Hamptons. It's like a social club. And then there's, by my house now, there's this garage door that just opens. It looks like an industrial thing. And that's their hangout there, too. And they all just hang out. Oh, yeah.

They had some Puerto Rican social clubs. There was one by my friend's house. They would sit on egg crates. They'd play dominoes. They had a pet pigeon. Oh, gosh. It was really yeah you know essentially i thought about all three of those jews italians blacks i think are probably the three biggest influences in new york and irish are just as much a population but there's no influence because they don't do anything the cops there's just like

nothing like what's irish pops firefighters just like just like dealing. Like what's Irish? Pubs. Firefighters. Just like dealing with trauma quietly. Like I don't know. They drink it down. I don't know. There's no cultural. They haven't contributed anything. Bagpipes are Scottish. They're not even Irish.

They had to borrow that from fucking another island. So it's like. Patties is like the only thing I know. They're a silent partner. They're a silent partner culturally. You go into a bar. It's like but is that Irish? I guess. Just like a bar with a fucking beer. They go into a bar, it's like, but is that Irish? Just like a bar with a fucking beer?

They do own a lot of bars here. Even their food is fucking Indian. It's curry chicken or whatever. Irish food's that? Yeah, they're just bland. Interesting. Yeah, my Irish family is very, well, like half of them died of drug overdoses

and like all that sort of shit. And then my family that's like super multicultural, like black, white, Indian, stuff like that, all kind of doing well. What do you got in there? I got a lot of stuff. I was actually thinking the other day, pretty funny when like my multicultural family

went one Christmas to see Django Unchained and just how awkward it was. We're all cheering at the different parts. Yeah, whoa, hey. Well, I'm a little bit over there, but I'm also a little over there. I'm torn. It's like watching the Ball Brothers on different teams.

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being a jazz music white jazz musician back in the day was sort of like being a like a like a white rapper now i think a little bit yeah yeah that's right just because of a black thing yeah there was there's probably like some Eminem-level jazz guy who exposed jazz to the white crowd. Made like a gazillion dollars. Yeah. I got to tell the people about Babbel. If we've been telling you,

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that like white people like wouldn't you know like in especially in boston like the white parents would be like you can't fucking you're not going it wasn't like yeah that was kind of like elvis yeah so then the manager of new edition was like i'm gonna do i'm just gonna make another band uh like this and they're white so he picked donnie walberg and that he made those new kids new kids he he put together new kids in the block and it's just they blew up and he made a ton of money and it's just like he picked them nothing to do with their talent he's like yeah you're the tough one you're the faggoty one you're the sensitive one you're the izzy gay one and just fucking go just go hang in tall the worst music and then you go listen to new edition and you can enjoy it now as an adult and these guys were like

12 doing it yeah they were actually good yeah and it's just uh it's the opposite of what they do now when they take like uh a bunch of like white college girls opinions and they're like let's get black guys saying this that's a tv show but to answer your question i think it's a lot like living in nature now that i live in nature i can compare it to brooklyn a little bit as far as danger goes you see a pack of coyotes, bad. You see one coyote, not so bad. I see a pack of white guys, I'm not scared. I see one white guy late at night, I'm nervous. What's he doing alone? Why is he out here? Conversely, I see one black Puerto Rican guy, I'm not upset. He's out there, he's taking a walk. I'd say hello. I see 50 of them. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble,

like coyotes. Yeah, 50 white guys, they're going to force you to take a shot or something. You know what I mean? They're going to be like, come with us, we're going bar hopping.

And Italians, same thing. One Italian fine, pack of Italians. And when we were growing up, the Italians were horrible. More matching the suits on them are dangerous too. Yeah. And when I was a kid, they wore starter jackets. The funny thing growing up the Italians were horrible more matching the suits are the more dangerous

yeah and when I was a kid they wore starter jackets the funny thing was the Italians in New York growing up were really racist but they dressed exactly like blacks

so they'd be like you gotta get these fucking blacks out of my neighborhood but they did it with like a flat top and like cuts in their eyebrows

and a starter jacket and they're like fucking blacks are horrible and they're like yo but put on that fucking Nas I like that shit right there you know

and then they'd be listening to rap and be like fucking blacks and nobody wanted to be black more than them oh sure you are right though irish people have really not contributed so like i was thinking about i think the ones that did blend it in sort of too yeah i was talking to my buddy sergio about that the other day very funny comic sergio chacon and we just started cracking up about that was like yeah like in New York you are heavily influenced by Italian Jews blacks they're massive influences bagels knishes uh just Jewish culture um uh Italians food the way they talk I mean the New York accent is very Italian I know and then the blacks the music break dancing rap fucking the lingo.

And then you're like Irish. And you're like, yeah. A beer. Even like the black guys were into the mob movies, right? They love it, dude. So really did, yeah. Kind of. Nobody's watching the Brothers McMullen and going like, you know, these are a bunch of black dudes.

Like, yo, throw on fucking Ed Burns, the shit that made Ed Burns poppin'. Was it Riverdance or whatever? Yeah, throw on a ed burns the shit that made ed burns popping was it river dance yeah like don't fucking you know that love story the irish guys got the guitar they shot it on a fucking first they saw irish we sort of made a comeback though because like peaky blinders was sick like conor mcgregor sort of there was almost recently there's more irish guys putting it out there yeah but let's be honest conor mcgregor did bring you guys back but he brought you guys back acting black. Fuck. Yeah.

He wasn't out there like, you know, he wasn't talking. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to that shit. And he wasn't like talking shit the way the travelers do. You ever see those traveler videos with the families? Like the gypsies? Yeah, the gypsies. Yeah, yeah. They have those bare knuckle fights.

Gypsies are cool. They make those. And that's the Irish way. They're like, you said something about my mother 10 years ago now we're gonna sell it yeah and it's just like very hard to shake hands yeah shake hands like irishman after we pissed a cup and then you see car you know conor mcgregor's got like a pimp jacket on he's like walking in a biggie you know he calls himself the notorious so even there he's like ir Irish got nothing

original to contribute when I found out the fucking bagpipes were Scottish I was like whoa and that's that's not even yours and you guys have parade they do parades with Scottish shit and everyone just thinks it's Irish but it's not even fucking Irish it's crazy I didn't know you were mostly Irish but you're well I don't take any credit and be an Irish or whatever. I think my grandparents from that side came over as immigrants. Yeah. And you're full chosen. Assimilated to the projects.

Yeah. Full chosen. My parents are from Russia, though. Full chosen. Yeah, but a lot of the Jews are in Russia, right? Tons here. Yeah. New York has like, isn't there like Brighton Beach or whatever?

It's like all Russian people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, no, Jews is like, yeah, I couldn't get away from Jews when I was a kid. Oh, I bet. It's like, russian people yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean no jews is like yeah i couldn't get away from jews when i was a kid oh i bet it's like oh there's jews everywhere yeah here all my girlfriends were jews like here it's like you're like you know what i'm gonna get costar comedy to get away from yeah i honestly there's more of them i don't remember the exact figure but like i want to say half of the jews in like the world or something or in new york like something crazy like that i don't think every single girlfriend I let's see my big my two

longest girlfriends were Jews so it's like six years and four years you know it's a you just see I've been to I bought all kind of tiny little came a little I've been so many bar mitzvahs but I've got a tiny little came a lot of my little Shane you I've memorized part of the fucking beginning of the chance from going to bar mitzvahs I mean we got drunk in the wine we were 12 that is dope when you go to bar mitzvah that's an open bar for children yeah pretty much like it's an open bar for kids you just go there and like 12 year olds are fucking drinking yeah but then you're like the problem is you're just like throwing up within you know two drinks generally but my question is why do so many jews go to russia because you guys are

always very concerned about go to russia yeah it's cold and you guys are always like i think it was the holocaust right that's probably had something to do with why did you go to well my parents no they might have left russia they were there they were originally but didn't you guys march up from sephardia or something um i honestly weren't originally jews and i mean mostly the thing is like most of the israelis are like they're european yeah like most of the people who live in Israel are not, like, you know, they're not, like, Sephardic, like, brown skin. They're, like, literally Europeans who just went there after, like, 1948 or whatever.

So, I don't know how Jews wound up in Russia. I think they're just there and kind of... I guess maybe they didn't have, like, a central banking system yet. Yeah. They need some help setting that up, you know. I just figured it's like, it's the opposite. If they did go there,

it's the opposite of what Jews usually do. I think they're kind of smart about just spreading around everywhere. They're always getting kicked out of everywhere. Yeah, but you guys are very good about avoiding cold weather. Yeah. Like climate chasing,

like perfect climate chasing. Yeah. Snowbirds, Jews invented that. My fucking parents moved to Winnipeg first so they yeah you became a comedian so you're not from you're not from the bright jews no yeah yeah those aren't the bright ones no no no those bright ones are all in like scrap metal yeah yeah yeah if you yeah the ones who went to Winnipeg. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, we had one thing I want to hear your opinion on is, because especially sort of whenever people think of New York, they think of like college kid, you know what I mean? Sort of that's what you think of now. But when I think of actual New York, I think of like you and DeStefano kind of, right? You know what I mean? That's what I think of.

But like they just did a study recently of like high school boys and it said the gap between grade 12 boys it was like crazy amount like 80 or something are conservative now and the girls it was like the if you look at the line of uh conservative liberal the boys went like completely up and the girls like a full divergence yeah and it was like i guess that's what happened where it was just because you would think of those people, like you can't sell something as like so feminine and expect, you know, your average like guy from Brooklyn, like, you know, actual New Yorker type guy to be on board. I think that would be the case outside of New York though. Everywhere.

No, no, I just mean that's the type of guy where they're like, they almost, it was like a union thing or whatever. I'm like, you know, kind of like that. And then now it was just, they just made it such a girl thing. Yeah. The dudes are just like out. Yeah. I mean, generally when you're'm like you know kind of like that and then now it was just they just made it such a girl thing yeah the dudes are just like out yeah i mean generally when you're like you know 16 years old you don't want to go with the trends generally you want to go it's almost just like a just a you know a rejection of whatever it's kind of become the cool thing the way being liberal

used to be because everyone's parents were like a little conservative and you were like yeah we're smoking cigarettes i'm dying my i'm putting an earring in it's like george bush is the bad guy he just is like wmds and killing people in iraq you're like i'm the opposite of that yeah and then people are just like now the opposite of it's really shy bit of that i think it's a little bit shitting on my generation my generation doesn't get enough credit we're the generation that broke a lot on You run every tech company. No, not us. Do we?

I think it's above us. Really? I feel like X is like, Generation X is like Elon fucking Zuck. Like everyone. No, Zuck's not. Maybe Zuck's not. How old's Elon?

50? Yeah, I guess so. Like all of the tech guys are X. Well, there you go. We gave everyone stuff. Yeah. But we were the first ones, I think, to be like, hey, this is my black friend. we were the first ones I think to be like hey this is my black friend

we were like the ones that brought to our parents and like no this is my friend he's eating dinner at the table and our parents were like

what that was us yeah yeah we were the first ones who wore like sneakers to school and they were like you can't do that

and we're like we're doing that we're doing it we're doing it like I I was a part of that generation that made sneakers common you know clubs restaurants it used to be you could if you were you try to show up to a

fucking fancy restaurant sneakers or a club and sneakers yeah you couldn't get in and then like my generation did that and my generation we were the really the first ones to be like puerto rico we were like integrating i think it's a lot of it is just sick because you went to school together right like if you anyone you grew up with is like you're gonna be and we also had immigrant parents like integrating first. I think a lot of it is just like, because you went to school together, right? We went to school. Anyone you grew up with is like, yeah, you're going to be your friend. And we also had immigrant parents and stuff that were going like,

stay away from the blacks. Stay with only your thing. And we were like, no, dude. What did they want you to stay with? Just Greeks? Well, I had like liberal parents, but not like annoying liberal parents. They were like,

you know, my dad was a Korean War veteran. My mom lived under Nazi occupation. She was a human rights lawyer so she was like uh they weren't like annoying they were like my mom was like fighting for kids rights yeah international rights and like yeah not like chop your dick off yeah she wasn't going she wasn't going like go hang out in a black neighborhood after dark to experience to experience diversity. And not be racist. No, she was going, they're people, but don't go there after eight.

Yeah. It's like they don't go there after eight. Yeah, just try to- So you shouldn't. Yeah, experience their culture at 4.12 p.m. and be home by 5.17. You know what's kind of making me laugh this week? If you think about kind of like

all the California stuff, sort of the writer's stuff, but also just everything with AI, like it's sort of turned like California people into rednecks talking about like, they're going to take our jobs and stuff. It's like, he didn't set a build the wall.

They're like, we need to build the firewall. But it's like, it's like, generally they're saying the exact same point. Unfortunately though, they're the least sympathetic bunch of people.

Like, they have, like, for them to try and get sympathy from, like, people in middle America, they're like, I can't make $85,000 a year telling you you're bad

on some late-night show. But they've been saying forever the whole point was like, oh, what, they're going to take your job? And then that's kind of like this. They're like, they're going to take our jobs.

I mean, it's the South Park episode with the aliens, but it's with robots instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like really. Yeah, but also they don't. You actually just look at the rhetoric and remove the aliens

or the Mexicans. They're saying the exact same thing right now. Dude, look, I, have you ever fucked a pocket pussy?

Yeah. Have you ever fucked a fleshlight? Yeah. Sponsored. It's pretty good. You liked it? I mean,

I'm not, I'm saying I liked it. I don't know why. And I'm not saying I fucked one. It's serviceable. You liked it? I mean, I'm saying I liked it. I don't know. I wasn't. And I'm not saying I fucked one. It's serviceable. Yeah, as soon as... I don't know.

It doesn't really struggle for its life when you choke it. That's the difference. But my point is, the reason why I started there is because when they incorporate that into an AI person with silicone flesh, it's going to get close. As long as they can warm that bad boy up they need to but you have to be able

to squeal when you do the cigarette that'll be an added bonus you know that's like if your subscription's up to date or whatever then if your credit card expires

then it stops doing that but we could really solve a lot like you find out because we'll be able to find out if kids are sociopaths or psychopaths pretty young. And they can just put them in a place

and give them like sex slave toys and they can choke them, beat them, throw them, kill them. The problem is that's going to be such an experiment though because I think the assumption is you go, let's give them a healthy way to deal with this by just like abusing this.

It's not going to, it's just a thing. And then maybe in 20 years ago, hey, so it turns out you made them worse and then they just moved on to people and that was our bad it for sure would well i i don't think because then they would get the bug right well but i guess the assumption is that they already have this innate in them and so we're trying to give those are the two unacceptable off-ramp here i think those are the two schools of thought but i think that school of thought is more wrong where they're like you you know, if someone's like a, like a pedophile and you're like, Oh, give them like pedophile dolls.

I think that just more like indulges in that part of their brain. I think. Yeah. I mean, think of yourself with like anything that you're like, you know what I mean? Just like, I don't know. What would it be like even drugs or something? Sure. You know what I mean?

If you were just like, right. I know what you're saying. It's a good point. Yeah. It is a good point. It's making. Yeah. Yeah. The more you sort just like right i know you're saying it's a good point yeah it is a good point he's making yeah yeah the more you sort of like because then you like open your brains or so yeah like you're basically doing like the aa thing essentially where you like you just have to abstain like this is who you are but like yeah you have to well i mean even things imagine okay here's a perfect example you're just like imagine you're someone

that like works out every day right or or just doesn't't eat McDonald's. How much easier it is to be like, I just don't eat McDonald's than it is to be like, sometimes I eat McDonald's. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? You almost need to just like, it's not on the table. Right. And whereas if you give them the doll to beat up, you're like, it's almost on the table. It's the whole like, yeah, you're right. I never thought about it like that, but you're right.

Because you want to be like sympathetic and be like, ah, they're heroin give them methadone but then you're like now they're hooked on methadone like it's still you're still addicted you're still engaging in negative so yeah even if you're like if you're trying to be sympathetic to pedophiles or whatever and i'm not saying you should i'm saying hypothetically don't jump that i don't want to be called a liberal pound file right now that's quick in the comments someone's already typing this it's so funny sometimes they're quick on the draw they're quick at a draw you already told them about your jewish girlfriend yeah people are checking the early life section but you're right it's still keeping that thing that portal open in their brain to

for that that behavior should be abstained. You should abstain from that behavior just like you said, alcohol. I get that. I never thought about it that way. Because there's probably both, right? There's probably two types of people. There are people that are going to do it anyway

and there's people that aren't. And I think you probably help some people and make it worse for some people, but I think the make it worse category is bigger in my opinion. Right. You're right. I never thought about it worse category is bigger, in my opinion. Right. You're right. I never thought about it that way.

You're right. Yeah. And look, some people are just broken. Unless they can figure out a way to get in the brain and rewire it, which they'll probably be able to do soon. They're getting there. They'll get there. They'll be able to fuck it. They're going to do it.

My question to you guys, are you scared of AI? Because I'm not. And why is that? I'm kind of more scared of people. AI has been nothing but helpful for me yeah i go amateur porn and it pulls it up and shows me what i want to see yeah well i'll tell you that ai that's ai yeah yeah well a lot of the people that are worried about it their worry is still low percentile chance so a lot of people are like you know

the worry is that there's a one percent chance it gets screwed up and it might be catastrophic, right? I think I would even say the same thing about climate change where it's like, it's stuff like that where you go, this might be a big problem, but it's still low percentage chance. But in their opinion, the low percentage chance is like catastrophic. But I'm not in my own life worrying about something where there's a 1% chance. I'm more worried about those robot dogs that they're releasing in New York. Have you seen those? Yeah. Those are, I feel like...

They're releasing robot dogs? Yeah, it's like the Boston Dynamics. Yeah, Boston. You know, those dogs that they created, the robots, and they're basically like cameras and they're just a patrol area. They're actually bringing them here?

I thought that was just like a... No, they've been doing... China thing. No, no, no, no. These are an American company, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, Boston Dynamics is. And that's where they do the robots. And no, they had like a couple demonstrations in new york where they're like they're not like

out and about but you know generally when they try all this stuff it's eventually they do show up they get cheap enough and you know yeah i don't know i see that i see them taking jobs that part i see but that's always been the case. Like every, you know, like every industry for all of time has had that issue. Yeah, but there's a scalability issue with this that's a different scope. Yeah. I mean, they can do anything. I mean, even when the car, like when car, you know, before cars came out, like there was, you know, apparently like every city, there was this horse shit everywhere.

And there was all these people whose jobs were in the horse, like industry and shoveling shit and they were all like what's gonna happen this is all gonna go you know and just like you adapt some guy that was the shit king that just owned all the shit yeah yeah so how come some of our cities just haven't adapted i mean you guys are on the road i mean it's a it it we're not a first world country we're we got a couple we are not in some things dude i'm telling you we are not a first world country we're we gotta come we are in some things dude i'm telling you we are not a first world i remember when i went to like you go to what you think are like borderline third world countries like you go to like a bangkok or something like in thailand and you're expecting to be like all right let's see this whole and you're like holy this is like the most modern

city i've ever seen like the highways are like there's not a crack on the highway like everything is so their hospitals are great and you're like right, we've been fed some lies here. I guess Bangkok is nicer than Rochester. Oh, for sure. Well, they built it more recently as part of it, right? Yeah, but that's the point. It's like, what happened? How come they didn't adapt?

Think how much money this country has to update their infrastructure if there was a will to do so. If there was a will to do it. They have wars to fight. Exactly. Yeah, they got to find the fucking Ukraine war. But if they wanted to in America, like, dude, New York City, sometimes you hit these insane potholes.

You're like, you guys don't have money for this? Where's the money going? It's the highest tax rate. The most millionaires in the world exist in this city. There's no city in the world that has more millionaires. Is that true? Yeah, there's no city in the world that has more millionaires than New York City? Yeah, there's no city in the world that has more millionaires

than New York City. That's bad for the dating market. Highest taxes. Highest taxes. That's the competition out there. I mean, it's true. But you're like, where's all this money going?

Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. There's no social will like there is in other places. There's no like pride in, you know, community. There isn't really. And there's also even, yeah, it you know there isn't really and there's also even yeah it seems like there isn't a lot of pride in the like architecture component of it that used

to be the whole deal like back in the day you know i mean like i feel like that was the whole deal with the let's say you're like an emperor or a king or whatever it was all like we're making this thing look so i mean you basically did it like your house so people would come over from other places and be like oh you don't have this yet you know even in new york city though like it's it is peppered around the city these like super old like a 200 year old church which is like this beautiful building and then just beside these like bland things are just easy to put up and yeah god take a second here to tell the fellas about factor with the busy fall season just around the corner, you might be

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to get 50 off have you noticed the more people are religious now um i i think yeah i think i can i haven't noticed it like spoken to a lot of people but i can kind of i can kind of induct that that's what's coming because everyone's fucking lost yeah everyone's like like and you can tell you can feel it in politics the way we sort of have candidate fundamentalism in america now it's this it did used to be like this like you could make fun like people people react now when you if you if they love trump right if they they're in no matter i mean he could murder someone in front of them and they'll be like he's my leader so he said and that's the fascist tendency that's in us that you see in a lot of

countries uh in history and uh you can smell it now. It's a little that candidate fundamentalism. You bring up anything negative about RFK and people are like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're going, hey, this is true too. You know what? Our job is to, this America, you're supposed to shit on everyone all the time.

Shit on your friends. Shit on your friends. Try it. It's fun. A little experiment. Like shit on your friends. If they take it good, they're good friends. We're supposed to shit on your friends try it it's fun a little experiment like shit on your friends if they take it good they're good friends we're supposed to shit on all of them and the ones who come out the cleanest you're like all right he's the least fucking shitty yeah and

that's how you do it like they work for you they're not your leader we're their leader they they're serving us like the ideals of this are still good you know it's like we're still the best we still have the best system oh no question we still this is still you know like the greeks and the romans still created and of course john lock and fucking all these other guys that contributed to it right it's still inalienable rights fucking republics democracy it's still the best yeah like come on get it together dude yeah we're like slipping, man. We're fucking slipping.

Yeah, there are too many people who are just blindly just make these guys their gods. Do you think it's that or do you think that they hate the other things so much? You know what I mean? I feel like a lot of it is driven more by like hate towards the other than it is towards like love. You know, because you'll see it when they like, we love this guy. And then the minute he sort of gets off the program and he's not you know giving it to the right people that they like all of a sudden they're like well we didn't actually like him we just we needed we liked it we like it's like having a warrior or something and then the warrior gets

wounded and they're like get him out of here yeah i mean i thought you were giving me all the riches and all the girls and they're like yeah that's before you lost your leg pal i i just see a uh i see a a theocracy coming in america in which way i just think it's the only thing that's going to keep us together just like a like a real uh ayatollah like a christian ayatollah and it's just gonna sweep the nation like a revival we've had them in america before when was the last rev? Christian revivals. What was there? A couple of big ones? Maybe we can Google it.

But there was some. Oh, we had some big revivals. Yeah, where Christianity just made a massive comeback. Where it was like down to like 50, 40% and then popped. Yeah, and everyone started like preaching in the streets. That's where those guys came from? Yeah, they started preaching everywhere. And like, yeah, yeah it goes america kind of vacillates between like uh and you could tell

by some of the books that are written at the time like you know i think benjamin franklin wrote a book about like you know how to self-reliance or whatever that book's called basically how to get rich the poor man's almanac whatever it's called and there was times in history you can see like everyone's about money everyone's trying to like money and then and then you can see what follows that is like people like get the money and then they're like all right i have the money and i still feel empty so then they go like god god and then that becomes big it's sort of like when you look at history you can everything's cyclical yeah and it but it's also a seesaw between faith and reason or selfishness and spirituality that you can see throughout history it's like the the dark ages come after the Enlightenment.

The Renaissance comes after logic. It's faith reason, faith reason. We go and we get so indulgent in freedom. We start fucking horses and fucking Nero's marrying his eunuch and calling himself the wife. And he's going out at night and he's fucking... Nero used to go out with his boys with a mask on and kill homeless people for fun. Stop! Yeah, and he's going out at night and he's fucking, you know, Nero used to go out with his boys with a mask on

and kill homeless people for fun. Stop. Yeah, and he did it with a mask on so people wouldn't go, hey, the emperor of Rome is on the street

killing homeless people. He did it for fun. I mean, we got to that point. That's crazy. Yeah, it could happen again where we get to that crazy point

and then I think at that point, like the only thing that can get us back to some sort of middle ground is if you go all the way the opposite which is like some religious figure comes and just keeps everyone in and the threat of God like threat of God yeah the threat of like God kind of sorting all this this out if you drink you're sitting you're doing yours having sex out of wedlock you're sitting it's the only thing that pulls everything back snaps it all back and

then we start rebelling against that slowly because that gets oppressive you know yeah humans can't find the fucking sweet spot no we cannot find the sweet spot and whenever you i think when they do find the sweet spot there's just always money to be made in going more farther in the direction right yes so like once you know once there's sweet spot, those things all become industries as well, right? Yeah. The charlatans show up. The charlatans show up. The charlatans just show up.

They just do. They always show up. They imitate. They, you know, they just come in and they, they just show up and they do it with no passion, no authenticity. And they do it just for their own interest to make money and for themselves. And there's no passion. There's no art in it.

And they just show up and they take over and they ruin everything they ruin all art they ruin all business they ruin everything because they yeah they it's like a counterfeiters same with like a relationship right you kind of you want there to be juice left in it right and when someone rings out all the juice now it's now it's like you know yeah yeah they can't it's like counterfeit they flood the market with bullshit they flood the market yeah they flood the market with bullshit and uh because there's a rush there's a gold rush there and it ruins the whole thing it's gonna happen to podcasting it's happening to you know oh for sure i mean you know there's just frauds everywhere i mean i was saying

comedy like i was i noticed in the last maybe month on my instagram is my instagram like is just full of sponsored just crowd work clips like the whole but like from just some person who's like at an open mic and they're just like i'm like there's there's too much of this yeah it's way too much like 10 i'll see 10 in a day sometimes yeah i'm just someone who paid instagram money to show me their fucking crowd work clip where they're kind of like bombing i'm like why yeah it's the you know it's the charlatans have shown up what do you think's the one that bothers you the most that you'll see i hate it when um i hate it when someone's like a uh intentional premeditated fraud you know yeah there's nothing where you know like

they didn't like they didn't have a series of accidents where they had to cover up and became a fraud when it's premeditated first degree

kind of first degree first degree fraud is in the arts it really fucking and nobody cares anymore

which is amazing like nobody cares about integrity or like intent anymore it's just all about the results it's like did you get a lot of views

well then who cares you know the influencer space you see a lot of that too it's like you know you just everyone's making their life into a reality TV show

and it's very shameless and it's sort of and you're going like this is this is not good for the soul it's not good for anybody what are we doing it is a what are we doing?

It is a what are we doing because you actually boil it down. You go, there's nothing here. You know what I mean? Nothing. Like some of you, I just watched a guy sort of like dicking around his house. Oh, for sure. It's like a day in my life and you're like, you just made lunch. Yeah. Like you just did a video of you made a salad for lunch and this is like content.

It is to some people it's really car crash entertainment because everyone will stop and look at a car crash but it's a car crash but it's a it appeals to that lower part of our brain that's like for sure you know and like everyone's doing it now like just making a spectacle nobody everyone's making a spectacle of themselves yeah i mean integrity like a spectacle it's like the only it's like the only valuable thing is how many eyeballs are on me it's like what has happened new york is a specifically bad city for that shit yeah and you know what new york used to be more of a yeah but new york la is the worst la is the worst but like just something like you know the subway and stuff people are always like dude just i don't

know they're always trying to get some content doing like the prank shit oh I don't take the subway anymore oh Prankster Prankster I can't wait for someone to get killed oh I mean

one of those guys the one kid got shot in the food court in the summit staring at people in the hood I just fucking root every time I can't wait

till I pick up a gazette yeah I said it that way and see YouTube Prankster gets murdered by bloods in Compton, Los Angeles. I can't wait for that fucking headline. Because watching those pranks is just like, it is truly the lowest form of comedy. Yeah. And we've talked about it.

It's not even comedy anymore. It's like they're daredevils. It is daredevils. It's daredevils. Nothing wrong with a good prank i like a good prank too don't get me wrong it's just it went from like right it's like daredevil yeah or the one actually my least favorite prank thing is when you're holding like a retail worker hostage and you're like they can't do anything they like need this job they

like work at target and then you go and you just like humiliate them and make their life a living hell and they're like there's nothing they can do yeah because they're at work they like work at Target and then you go and you just like humiliate them and make their life a living hell and they're like There's nothing they can do. Yeah, because they're at work They like work for they need this job and they're they're like have to go along with it And it's just that's the part where you're supposed to be sort of the you're the guy that's the Like look stupid in those scenarios. Exactly not to just go like dress down a cashier. Right? Right, right And look there's exceptions you know you look at

Borat and a lot of that stuff is pranks and you're like or you know Bruno and you're like that was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen so it's like

you know nothing's categorical it's kind of like when people watch comedy and don't like it and they go I don't like it here's why

and you go that's not why but I understand that you didn't like it right right right well speaking of artists this is what sort of the main story

today that we didn't really talk about yet. What's going on? Lizzo has been accused. Yes! She's fucking the devil. You fat bitch. Finally, I can call you a fat bitch because you yourself hate fat bitches

and you treat them like shit. Isn't that crazy? You fucking hypocrite. Body shaming from Lizzo? Yeah, Jesus Christ. I knew it. She plays the flute. Doesn't Mephistopheles play the flute?

She's the devil, dude, right? Mephistopheles plays the fucking flute. She's the devil incarnate. I just like calling her a fat bitch finally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Like nobody can come at you anymore. She hates women. She's like, you can't call me that.

It's like, you call other people that. So who are you? you you can't call you can't say i'm fat phobic anymore because you're fat phobic you're sexually assaulting people jesus oh man it's oh it's great because you know you got you know nobody's ever going to go after kid rock for that no because they know that so that she opened her my point is she opened herself up for these it's a law of media where they say like what go up must come down i mean obviously gravity's strong on that one it definitely will come down it's like if you it's almost quite the crater dude i think people include you know my i've always there's a you know tipping point in all those books sort of

talk about this but it's like if you find yourself with everyone in the media talking about how great you are like uh what's the the prince's wife uh megan merkel anyone that the media is all in on you can't say bad they're amazing it's almost a countdown to when they turn on them like it seems to always happen yeah because you can't be holy like that but the crazy thing is is like i don't know i guess obviously people are have defects and whatever you're like because if she's being accused of what she's being accused is it that hard for her not to have done those things you know like it's so crazy like the body shaming from her oh i think what she's actually gonna be accused of is nothing yeah like you know what i mean but even if it happened you're like that's so crazy that her lizard of all people is calling some chick fat well i support like my from my perspective, I support it.

I think she's being fun, and I would laugh at her. I agree. That's what I think, too. The point is she goes out there, and she's like, don't be mad at me. You don't moralize. You don't get out of both ways. Can everyone just stop acting like they're a saint? Just be normal again.

You're supposed to be a cunt. You're a type A star. Mariah Carey is supposed to piss herself in a diaper and have adults attend to her and change her like the Pope because she's Mariah Carey right if a normal person did that

you're going to a mental institution but if Mariah Carey does that you're going she's fucking Mariah Carey what else is she going to do has anyone ever met a full type A person who is sweet? They're all cunts. Especially, I mean, I've talked about this,

but female singers are the most, because it's the most everyone's afraid of you. Yes. People on that Lizzo, if you're a guy that's that, right? If Lizzo is walking around that stage yelling at people, they're petrified. Yeah.

Because they're on top of the fact that they could be in it. If you're some stagehand dude that accidentally says the wrong comment to Lizzo, now you're in an article. Yeah. It's like- Oh, your life's over. Yeah. It's like the Pope.

Yeah. I understand it a little bit, right? Because all the pressure's on them. So it's like Lizzo has the high standard. She's a star. She's got to put on a good show if someone fucks up she should be able to smack him or call him fat i mean yeah and it does for sure it does reflect on her like a hundred percent like nothing bad that happens from a backup dancer if lizzo wasn't uh if you weren't not allowed to say that she wasn't the most beautiful person in the world and it was article after article after

article and it was just a normal person and this happened it was like yes what the they're overreacting what lizzo did is probably absolutely nothing yeah but it's like your buddy it's like the guy who's just like if you're 100 your whole deal is everyone's racist and this and that and then you kind of slip up and say and we're doing a song it's like you well you're not going to get that kind of treatment you know i'm not it's a different thing because you're the saint that's holier than right just stop making yourself into the saint which is what they made her in it but she accepted it oh she accepted the sainthood and and she wasn't mad at it one bit i'm putting on my big girl show i'm gonna make my speeches about i'm good you know we to support disenfranchised people. We got to be nice.

Hierarchies are, hierarchies are bad unless I'm at the top of it and I can spit on your fat fucking backup dance, Google map face, unimportant bitch existence. Yeah, but like as a comic,

I, I know people, right? Like you, I bet you, you have a high standard. Have you always been nice to him? I'm nice to people.

Yeah? For the most part? No, to be honest, I do know what you mean. You know what I mean? If he makes a mistake, you're like, dude. Yeah, a little bit. I moved to America for one purpose. I keep my circle small for that reason.

And it's not to make mistakes. What are you supposed to do? I'm saying I'm supporting it. Yeah, if you're're gonna be like a director it's like people always say talk shit like all these guys were assholes

it's like it's really hard to make great things yeah and the people who are usually who do it are you know very perfectionist

anal fat backup dancers missing the marks because she's got nine Big Macs in her it's a problem it's like nobody is here

because of you being fat you're here because of my fat ass. For sure. I mean, that's the main takeaway. Yeah, so look. She'll listen. Hit your mark, Fat Albert.

It's your fucking mark. You didn't have to write the song. You didn't have to sing it. You got to hit your fucking mark, you circle bitch. Do you think Lizzo is trashing her like that, though? Oh, yeah. Do you think Lizzo's like was like oh like a fatty boom boom coming now she's going listen here she comes fat albert hey hey hey you fat fucking bitch

she's going hard on the other one yeah just stay away from a rooftop so you don't cause a solar eclipse you daddy boom baddie she's rich she goes yeah of course throwing peanuts at her awesome people around touch that stripper i'm lizzo she's an empress yeah the stripper what was yeah she was like we're having fun get out there oh yeah that'd be fun if you did that yeah so these girls are true the thing is and this is uh one thing that i was thinking though if you the one i think uh mistake the backup dancers are making is because obviously now you can always you know try to do a big story like this and get some payouts and that's what they're looking for yeah they're gonna get some money gotcha yeah but they that payout better be real

big because if you're like lizzo's fat backup dancer there's not a crazy amount of jobs in the industry there's one like you hit the jackpot being one of Lizzo's fat backup dancers. There's literally zero. That's the only job. You just sucked up the only pool you could swim in. Yeah, you're like that in a circus, basically. I don't know. Like does Cirque have like an auxiliary stage?

You really just cut off your nose to spite your face. You got to get the real like never work again payout because your career is done. If you're making a career as a fat backup dancer. Those chicks are gonna be in for a rude awakening next time they travel

and realize they have to pay for two seats themselves. First cut. You know what, find out what those first cut seats were costing Lizzo's team. And look,

none of this may be true. They could just all be making these allegations for money. Who knows? Sure. But you kind of deserve it when you act holier.

You got to know that it's coming. Oh, for sure. And she had a meteoric rise. She went from literally like nobody to hugest chick in the world. Yeah, but nobody's gonna... Literally.

Poor choice of words. But nobody, like I said, nobody's ever gonna accuse Kid Rock of that because he didn't claim to accuse kids rock of that because like he didn't he didn't claim to be the defender of fat yeah that's why rap rappers never get in trouble for anything no because they're so you literally have to murder somebody and then even

still some of those guys though that have done apologies like have murdered people and it's just there's a few i mean legitimately like i mean snoop dogg 50 cent there was a while where he was doing like an apology every couple months because he's like pretty wild on twitter and he's like hilarious and then but everyone was like you know you have to apologize you made that joke about this guy i was like yeah he probably also killed people like you know what i mean it's just so funny that like a lot of these gangsters have to apologize for that but not the other thing yeah yeah exactly and i also love like homophobia like a lot of these guys apologize for like saying the wrong comment about gays, but it's like actual human traffickers.

Yeah. You were killing other black people. Okay, so we're such good people, but we don't care about that. But were you just like, did you say anything homophobic about people who are rich and visible? Because, oh, you killed someone when you were,

we don't care. We don't really, that happened in a black neighborhood when everyone was poor.'t really care about circumstance would you like to be in a corona commercial i know you were involved in a murder trial but would you like to now sell corona yeah because you know shane gillis is the devil because he did an asian voice but snoop dogg can sell corona and women murder trial and women. Yeah. It's fucking porno tapes. I mean, it really is funny. It's the,

the, the hypocrisy is my favorite because it's so funny. It's very like, obviously he grew up that way. So he's going to be a murderer. And you're like, Oh, and also he doesn't like gay people.

It's like, what the fuck did you just say? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't get a pass on that. You get a pat. We give you a pass on the murder.

Emma has kind of managed to get a pass, though, on the gay stuff. Well, he hugged Elton John. His lyrics are all like murdering gay people. Every once in a while, it comes up again. No, it does come up, but I'm saying for the most part. Although he doesn't really have endorsements or anything, right? I don't think he does. Well, I think he gets the talent pass.

He's one of those rare things where then he just puts out a song like Rap God. You're like, all right, whatever. Fuck my sister. I forgive you. It's one of those rare things where then he just puts out a song like Rap God. You're like, all right, whatever. Fuck my sister. I forgive you. It's one of those like he's too good. He's so good at it. They sort of rewrote a lot of the histories. And then sort of I think in the last couple of years, a lot of those histories unraveled where they're kind of like, can you believe what this guy said?

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is like a girl thing, like hands down. Right. And it's kind of been this thing where if you look at how they'll say for feminism, like women were sort of mistreated. Look when they used to kill all the witches, it's like, I started like researching. It was like 30% of the witches they killed were men. I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. They were killing body. They were killing male witches? Whoa. Body. Nobody knows this. Yeah. Are you sure they weren't just killing them for being gay

and they just said it was for witchcraft? So when you look, even the Salem witch trials, they killed a few dudes. Back then they killed like, well, it was very, like, it was like anyone that was like a fortune teller, like a medium, mostly political opponents. Anyone that like wasn't like the right type of religion at the time. Anyone who the right woman said, oh, this guy's a little bit of a witch.

30% of them or so were men. Wow. I didn't even know or so were men. Wow. I didn't even know there were male witches. Yeah. There was one guy. Here's my favorite one. Were they considered witches though or were they killed for other reasons?

We sort of think now, we think like old woman with a fucking pointy nose or like a young woman with her stupid crystals. But there was dude witches. It's just, they called it witches. It's like anyone that was, you know, kind of not getting with the Christian program. Not with the right religion was like, you's just they called it witches it's like anyone that was you know kind of not getting with the christian program not with the right religion was like you were just yeah anyone who was doing like pagan shit they were calling witches and killing them you know right

so i didn't know that it's like if that was i was my favorite one that i saw was there's the a couple guys but there's one guy who's like kind of famous and he got his thing was they said that he was using witchcraft to have sex with the women because he was fucking so many girls so it's like basically husbands being like there's no way he would have stole her that's amazing right and then they would torture the witches and then they would say you know torture them until they basically like the taliban yeah they would like torture them until they like fake gave up someone that wasn't even involved just to get stopped the torture so there's basically like a chain reaction once they got one witch then they just get a hundred more and all these guys were getting dinged up too i love that they got together and they're like we gotta we gotta

put a stop to this dude fucking all our chicks yeah i love like ryan's trying to like revise this history though he goes they're revising it like or i'm saying but like oh because chicks are like you know what they did to us in the salem witch trials or i was like uh i am did to us in the salem also us ladies also us it's like when guys go we get raped too it's like do we really is that really a problem by dudes in jail yeah by dudes in jail but it's like hey don't murder someone and there's no chance you get raped don't be a witch and then they won't send you to jail. You're not getting raped. For you to get raped, it's a byproduct of you deserving to get raped.

If you didn't want to get raped in jail, then don't be in my cell. Yeah, then don't fucking go to jail with dudes who haven't seen a vagina in a long time and they're mean guys. You don't want to hang out with those guys. That's some street Brooklyn justice. You should have have thought that before you did the crime pal dude the i think the greatest joke about that that um that illustrates the point about what women have to go through is when chapelle said he understand like he was trying to empathize with what women have to go through and he said like i remember i'm butchering it but the whole point is like he remembers being on the train with a bag full of cash

he tells a story and how scared he was because he had something everyone wanted yeah yeah yeah and then he's like they like hit him like oh that's how they feel

all the time well let me tell you it's kind of true okay some girls ain't a bag of cash of hell some of these girls out there

ain't looking like a bag of cash beauty's the eye of beholder you'd be surprised some of them are a fucking bag of leaves. There's different cultural standards for beauty. I mean, one man's Helen and Troy is a black guy.

She ain't thick enough. That's true. I'll just say it. Is a black guy. She ain't thick enough. I mean, that's how we got Lizzo. Yeah. Adele. Are black dudes still into Adele?

She's skinny now. Yeah, that's why I'm mad. And women are really mad at her. She turned her back on a lot of the fat ladies. Yeah. I bet you she's really happy that Lizzo is getting this negative attention because she got so much negative attention for getting skinny. Skinny, yeah. And Lizzo was probably one of those ones holding her head high, being like, I'm going to keep it real. this negative attention because she got so much negative attention for getting skinny skinny

yeah and like Lizzo was probably one of those ones holding her head high being like I'm gonna keep it real I'm gonna stay a fat you know

oh yeah yeah and then now it's like you're a bitch you're just a you're just a another girl's gonna get diabetes she's gonna get gout there's no glory

in being fat fat guys you were the last one if you actually think about it because it goes through different phases of how people look at different looks,

and it's like fat guys probably had it best when everyone thought they were jolly. That was probably the sweet spot. It's kind of like what you were saying before.

They were like, no, we're not jolly. We're brave. They should have stuck with jolly. Stuck with jolly. Now people are like, they're bitches. Great point.

Have you ever seen that photo? That jolly was the heyday and humans ruin everything best you're gonna do you had it you were jolly and then you wanted too much have you ever seen that photo of this guy who uh he was like the fattest man in the world at the carnival in like 1890 in america he like looks just like a normal guy i know it's amazing and he was like literally like billed at this carnival as the fattest man in America. And he just looked like a normal dude. He's just like me or you.

Pretty much. Because, dude, when I was in the hospital, they were like, you're obese. I'm obese. Yeah. I am obese. Probably back then. Putting on 30. Yeah.

Just being 25 pounds overweight yeah come on yeah i'm i'm oh i'm like 215 to 220 i should be like 185 i'm six foot and by the way i am sympathetic of the fact that they are trying to get you with the foods like it really is like it's obviously there's a million other things too but it's like the foods are they are trying to get you fat man absolutely yeah absolutely and and all the lobby uh of those industries, they keep it, you know, they keep it unregulated. I'm telling you, that's why they want RFK gone, man. You start talking about getting rid of war and fixing like the fat problem. Well, that's the part.

They want you gone. That's the part of him I like. Yeah. That's the part of him I like. And then there's other stuff where you're going like, that a little kooky yeah he's got some stuff that's fine there is a i mean i kind of always sam harris was i heard him talking about this and i'm i actually feel like i don't like sam harris that much i feel like he has female tendencies but like the is that negative yeah just kind of like it's not negative it's just for me it's like i don't

like to get my like advice on how to live your life from a chick. From a bitch ass. From a chick. From a chick. Can you bleep that last part? Everyone knows there's no intent, but just bleep it. Yeah, bleep that.

No, from a chick, because it's like, it might be good advice for a chick, but I just feel like he's like, I don't know. Yeah. Female tendency is the way to start. His whole thing that he did,

like, yeah. That wasn't even really my point, but my point was, he was kind of making the point, which is valid. valid he was like there are some people that was just like there's no conspiracy they ever so it's like immediately as soon as you hear something you're just looking for the anomaly of you're always just looking for where they're wrong and it's like no one's gonna be always wrong so and but i kind of thought with like the conspiracy stuff so there's

something that with rfk you can say it's like he never met a conspiracy. He didn't like, you know what I mean? He likes all of them. Whereas I think probably where Sam Harris was wrong, probably the right answer is the opposite of that, where it's like, it's not that I like always think CNN's wrong or always think Fox News. They're irrelevant to me. It's like almost like I don't even listen to them at all.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not like always just trying to debate them. You're just like that's just your guy friend that you don't really listen to his opinions. Yeah. I mean, unfortunately, they are kind of like upstream from a lot of stuff, though, because the fact is like a lot of people do get their opinions and news from those two sources. So it's like that is where a lot of people are kind of. Oh, I agree with starting starting point. So it's hard to say they're like, yeah, you can't like like totally discount i just don't think you can have a market-driven uh media no i just don't i

just don't see how that'll ever work worse to have a publicly funded one well that's the that's the that's the oxymoron that's the what's the other option i know but that's the thing like have you that was like the rfk thing that i thought the best thing if if nothing else comes from him is the fact that he's just like you know the budgets of all these major news organizations come from these like pharmaceutical companies and like there's only two countries in the world that can advertise pharmaceuticals on tv it's like america and some i think new zealand so maybe like maybe some regulations would help they should have to advertise big macs like they advertise smoking it should like if they're gonna put regulations on smoking like put regulations

on like your big macs right but then you go hey that's and you know people should be big enough to do what they want and you're going like oh then the government's telling us what to do and we become a nanny state don't eat these canada i mean yeah but then get rid of the yeah but you're saying that to me but not you but i'm like, if that was the case and this actually was a free market, but when you have these groups like lobbying like crazy to like, you know, use, the whole thing is like, they're all intertwined and corrupt. It's like best case scenarios. You try to maybe like push some legislation to kind of get it a little healthier, I guess. Did you see the new cigarettes in Canada? Have you seen those?

What do they have? They just announced them, I think like yesterday or two days ago. Just saved like a dick. It worked though. Dude, they literally, that whole like putting the lung on the cigarette pack, that shit works.

They now have individually printed on every single cigarette. Welcome to death. It literally says, you're going to die. And this is like, your baby's going to die. And this caused cancer. But it's printed on each individual cigarette now. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, it works.

It for sure works, man. When I would buy a pack in Canada, it gets in your subconscious. You're going like, yeah, this is good. You're telling me you couldn't put that on a Big Mac? You should. There should be a scale when you walk into the Big Mac. When you stand, you're standing on a scale. And the scale hits a point,

and then the woman goes, I'm sorry, I can't serve you. This burger's illegal for you. For you, it's illegal. You ever go through customs? You have to be 18 to drink. Shouldn't you have to be a certain weight to eat a Big Mac? I think it's the same shit.

When you go into Pearson Airport, I don't know if they have this other places, but you can do your customs on a kiosk thing now. You don't actually have to see anybody. And it takes your photo, and it'll start to find your face. So you can literally step on a scale. It finds what height you are, and it's your photo and it'll be like it'll start like to find your face it'll like so like you can literally step on a scale it finds what height you are and it's just like salads like it just knows your height to weight and just goes like sorry hey we need something like that this is what's available for you today we need some sort of regulatory some sort of internal affairs

for media but some sort of standard where they get called out in there and they're held accountable for when they're not telling the truth. 06.00 How would that work? 06.00 Something. 06.00 I mean, there's an FCC that regulates that. 06.00 Right, yeah. 06.00 Isn't it almost better that people just started treating them like a TV show now? 06.00 Well, because that's what they are, but that's the sad part because then nobody

knows what's true anymore. 06.00 You have individual people you trust, but it's based on how many times they're wrong. I have guys that I'm like, oh, I liked that guy, and then he was wrong like four or five big times and you're okay i don't listen to him anymore so it's sort of like instead of uh there's no institutions you trust you're like there's a guy that i feel like he's been on the money a lot community notes on twitter or whatever is like kind of community notes is nice yeah good version of that because it you know it's generally it's still a consensus so it can't really be gamed i mean i'm sure there are ways to game it but there's always i think it's just about mitigation as much as you can like even like in everything like community notes on twitter which is like

one of the funniest things is people will post ads like people will advertise and their ads will get notes saying like this is a scam yeah like they're paying to advertise and then there's a note underneath that says what was that one It was like for some game or something and it just like literally was like a note that said this game's a scam. This whole thing's a scam. Don't buy this. We had a guy-

Dude, I'm well in my 40s. I don't listen to anyone who idealizes or says anything. This is my theory. Right away I go like, you have no experience. You're full of shit. This feels like a freshman year in college conversation. Yeah. When someone goes like, you know, anytime I go like, you have no experience. You're full of shit. This feels like a freshman year in college conversation.

Yeah. When someone goes like, you know, anytime it's like, we got to end all wars. I'm like, I'm not listening to you. Yeah, this is how it should be. That's not realistic. I mean, it's like, you don't understand how the world works and how sometimes war makes for strange bedfellows. Like, you don't know.

You're a sideline quarterback going, eh, yelling at people who also don't have any experience in the field and don't know how the world works. It's not that simple. No, you're arguing like in a perfect scenario, if you remove all the other variables, this is the two arguments. There's nobody more dangerous on this planet than people, utopianists. Oh, for sure. You know what it is?

Anyone who's an idealist or utopianist, they're evil. I mean, you wind up in literally like Pol Pot. Yes. That's what a utopian is. You wind up just like murdering everybody who wears glasses that's right that's where it ends it starts with i'm we're gonna fix everything and here's the solution and then it ends with fucking murdering people glad and also jews it's always also jews it's always also jews pol pot didn't get to the jews not a lot of jews in cambodia couldn't find them i bet you tried

i mean he was like are they here all, I don't have to murder them, but if I see one, bring one to me. On sight. Yeah, I'd like to kill that one. That's a special one. That's a special kill.

That's the best story ever. Okay, speaking of lies with glasses, we have this one last thing. So, first, it's kind of, there's a two or three fold.

The first one is Peewee Herman dying. And then Paul Rubens. Yeah. Which was interesting because it's sort of like Peewee Herman. If that, if what he got busted for happened now, he'd almost be like a hero. Cause it was like, he sort of,

even if you look back at it, it kind of sounds like he got caught like jerking off in a theater. Like you think he's at like, you know, thought he was at uh like a pop gun i get out it's like this guy's at like a theater where gay guys go to jack each other up he was in a pizza shop eating pizza yeah yeah yeah like like yeah in hindsight you go like yeah that's what they do there yeah yeah yeah that's like who's busting him for that that's more my thing is go who was like don't do that when that's what everybody's piece of shit he was so famous yeah like the tmz of the era oh because like he got arrested for it though well you can't i think you can't pull

your dick out in a theater but yeah i know that but like they used to show up and then they're like everybody had their dick out yeah it was an unwritten arrest probably yeah it was an unwritten rule like that's what people did there, but technically it was illegal. Right. Yeah. The problem was he was Pee Wee Herman. Hey! And they're like, oh God, he's a human being.

And so they had some shitty reporter was like, let's make this into a thing. Back in the day, they wouldn't do that. Yeah. There was a time, all the media knew Jack Kennedy was having hooker pool parties at the White House. No exaggeration. What? It's in the book Dark Side of Camelot by Seymour Hersh.

He would have hooker pool parties. No, the media just like totally knew. They knew and they respect. They said it's not relevant. We're talking about him as president. That's personal shit. Imagine sitting on that story and your boss is like, no, I think we're going to do the fiscal budget cut one. But it's like back then people had like some couth about it. It wasn't like, you, I think we're going to do the fiscal budget cut one. But it's like back then

people had like some couth about it. It wasn't like, you know, now you hear these parts. This guy's got caught. They're like, it's his personal life, man.

His relate, they're going after him about his relationship. Like who gives a fuck? You know? Yeah. I mean, they require like purity,

like purity, like top to bottom essentially, which is crazy. I guess it can be relevant if it's germane to the job. But if it's... No, no. I was saying it's relevant to the, to their, purity like top to bottom essentially which is crazy i guess it can be relevant i mean it just depends on the job but if yeah no no i was saying it's relevant to the to their uh whether they're liars or not you know what i mean right like if you're if you're the guy that's like i'm mr christian family man and you're out there or if you could be compromised like or you're just a

dude and like are we gonna be cool about this no obviously that yeah i get a lot of pussy jackie only has one dude if I need more if I walked in on Bill Clinton I would have just been like stressful job dude I mean the president could get a fucking blow in the office from 21 year old fucking interns all legal how much is that I mean actual that's every job that like you know being a rock star anything it was like man you probably used to know the good old days of like how much sniz you could smash with like and not get in trouble or over but like president is the main one where you're just like man you're

the most powerful guy in the world but if you if you so much as like look at another girl they're on your fucking ass yes are they like that in france and other countries like i think france macron like is married to his old teacher old teacher and he was like a kid or something when they started got together like the hot ones was the hot ones yeah yeah just enjoy it yeah yeah they're just french and we're just like we got that Protestant like it's wrong it's wrong everything must be it's gotta make sense God has to approve it's part of our culture dude

it's that judgmental kind of like it's wrong you're gonna burn I feel like I never had that in me but maybe that's why it's like i never that kind of just like yeah maybe i don't i don't have that like uh canadians are fucking looser you grew up a little looser i have canadian friends it's not you guys have a different like the guilt about like

you know how they have the guilt like do you have uh like yeah it's there yeah yeah well you just proverbially just kind of self-flagellate it's just fucking yeah interesting that's what i feel like when i see like have you ever had a time in your life where, I'm assuming were your parents religious? They weren't, but we went to church and all that. They were kind of religious. Did you have times where you're, fuck, I'm going to be in trouble with the big guy upstairs?

Yeah. It's fucking burned into your brain when you're a kid that this is wrong. And anytime anything sexual would come on a screen or whatever from my parents, my mom would get all weird because her generation was- i get weird on that yeah i don't think my mother ever looked at her own vagina there was a whole gender i don't think people women were allowed to look at it for like it was covered in muff and it was like yeah yeah only only a baby hole

only a baby hole this is only a baby hole it's not it was not great to be a woman till recently yeah they didn't even know how to like nobody even like taught them how to orgasm and they can have multiple they're not they're not stuck to just like one they can like really fucking kama sutra that shit and they're we gotta keep that shit back on locks though huh we don't have to be uh publicizing that yeah how for them how to come multiple times it's It's just kind of- Multiple times. Just making it difficult for the guys. What are you? This guy's- Oh, right, right, right. The witchcraft over here.

Lock him up! Get him! Like, I don't know how to do it, but I would have liked to be- Like, every guy wants a girl to be like, so I found out that I can just come nonstop, but it's going to take a lot of work from you. I go, great.

You know what I said? Doesn't it suck that some guys know how to do it? Yeah. Like, there's guys out there who fuck so much better than we do. Yeah. I hate that. I said that making a girl comes

like how America spreads democracy you come back you go it might be a 10 year project we're gonna need some more money I'm gonna need more men

that is fucking great I'm talking about that on stage that is really funny yeah you're in there I don't know it's complicated

trying to give them freedom you know we're trying to elect somebody there there's a will of the people. We thought this was going to be quick. I've been making targeted strikes. We have had some success in the outer region.

We've been able to really hold the line against Al-Qaeda now, but they have retreated into Pakistan, parts of Pakistan, and they're regrouping on the border. We're really upset with the Pakistani government for harboring them. It's a whole thing. We tried to take a troop around back. They did not like that. Point being is we're going to be here for a while,

and we may not achieve our objective but it is gonna cost a lot of money and time and then and the island boys are gay now or not i don't know i can't figure it out turn gay so the island boys are making out on camera it's if you want to talk like peak you know because i'm kind of what you're saying with all the influencers and everything, like, I think you have to be kind of at the peak when the Island Boys, you've seen it, right? They're making out now. I have not seen it. I know who they are. They're basically at the tail end of their career where now they're like, just to drum up any sort of attention, they made out with each other.

They're jumping the shark. It can't go much crazier than that, though. I think it's only one step further is like everyone's doing only fans like next but also yeah i mean what the internet did was it gave a lot of people a taste of fame who have zero talent zero at all for sure yeah or any zero anything interesting to say so they get a taste of it and then when they feel it slipping away the only thing left you can do is just like make out with your twin brother to try to get something cooked i mean we always talk about that yeah you ever see that turk fat turkish dude who just dances to that yeah that guy that guy was like a farmer yeah in somewhere like in rural turkey he gets 50 million views on anything he does. Like 50 million people. That's the song.

And you know what the crazy part? Is the band who does that song is way less famous than him. And they should be way more famous than him. Right, it's very strange. It's the song.

A lot of streams though, no? Probably a lot of streams but you're like, what's their name? I don't know who they are. I don't know his name. I guess you don't know his name. Yeah, he's a fat Turkish guy.

But yeah, and when that starts to slip away from him, he'll probably make out with his brother or whatever. Just to be like, it's the ultimate elixir. I mean, fucking fame. Do you know how much Dylan Mulvaney makes for his speeches now after the whole debacle? How much? So she's repped by CIA.

Because there was some backlash about it or whatever, which I don't know why that would have backlash can I just give do you know how much it is no but can I just give five seconds for everybody watching just to type

their comments right now yeah get it in just get it in you know what's funny I bet you CAA reps her and Matt Walsh yeah yeah dude

probably something like that 100% they rep Jordan Peterson there you go so it's probably like yeah imagine like they're taking calls from, Dylan, baby, we're putting you on the girls tour.

Jordan. These people. Yeah, these trans people are real nutty. You're onto something, man. Biological sex is, it's static, man. It's stone, baby. It's the way God intended. Talk to me, baby.

Talk to me, Talk to me baba What kind of arenas Do you want to do now New wave priest You are my favorite New wave priest They've got two emails One with a he him

One without it Hold on one second Dylan What's up You know what it is man Just living in a diverse world Trying to to make the world a better place, trying to protect disenfranchised people and protect trans youth. What's going on with you, sweetheart?

Hold on. Jordy, baby. Heil Hitler, buddy. What's going on? My room is clean. Well, yeah. Let's get that fucking dinero. It's nobody's who they seem to be.

No. Integrity is kind of in short order right now. Yeah. People are definitely willing to trade it off for some short term money. Because it's like, yeah, it would just be nice if people were just honest about it if it would be a little honesty about that wouldn't that be nice be like hey i'm a piece of shit i'd like i've i've always said one of the reasons even on top of the fact that it's like uh you just prefer the honesty at least i know how to like place this person right with when the person they're lying and won't admit they're lying it's

like you don't even know what to do with them right you know what i mean if you have a guy that you know he's like yeah i gotta say all that shit but i don't think if it's like okay well at least i know who i'm dealing with right the other one just like stresses me out or something yeah it's just uh it's uncomfortable because you don't know who they are everyone's kind of become very good at marketing it's like we've all i talked to some of my friends and i feel like i'm on the phone with the marketing department of the gap. They're like,

yeah, I'm just hammering away at this demographic. I got to get four clips up. You know, my brand's really going good right now. I mean, literally.

My Patreon numbers are through. I'm like, you do work. Am I talking to the gap right now? The crazy thing is that's only as of the last like two years. Yeah.

It's like none of this really was like this. It's your buddy that installs hoses. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my fucking, I got to this. It's your buddy that installs hoses. Yeah. Yeah. You know, my fucking, I got to get my pockets going about my hose business. Everyone's like, yeah, it's really become, every marketing is like, is ubiquitous, man.

Content. Content. And people are starting to learn all those Madison Avenue tricks. Yeah. Yeah. This is great, dude. This was so much fun. You're the man. The boys cast went out. so much the boys cast went out the sign went out

all the signs went out yeah i kept plugging it back in but it kept going back out it's it's too taut yeah you got a theater tour coming out which is awesome and the the where was the one you did the wilbur i did the wilbur dude you've been selling tickets it's awesome yes you know certain places that thank you yeah i'm gonna be at the paramount yeah i'm doing toronto where are you doing toronto the theater the uh what's it called the royal the royal theater nice yeah doing that in march uh in toronto and uh yeah new york it's uh new york city sony hall um red bank the vogel and the paramount's coming up you're putting this out soon right yeah friday long island yeah long Island There's very few tickets left

August 17th in Huntington Long Island The Paramount And then a whole bunch of Cobbs in San Francisco A bunch of other dates My podcast Giannis Pappas Hour

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