The Boyscast with Ryan Long - MAKING HER SHOVEL THE DRIVEWAY

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

In today's Boyscast Ryan hits peak loopiness & we go over anti-feminism in South Korea, low value male raps, Benedict Cumberbatch destroying toxic masculinity & free speech. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 year of Vitamin D & free travel packs LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It sort of makes you think. You go, should I be following up with you more? I'm the opposite. I get friends call. I get like, call him the other day. He's calling me. I go, what is this? Is this a call to chat?

What are you doing here? I don't do that. No call to chat. Yeah. But it seems like these Hollywood guys that everyone likes, it is a nice thing. And everyone's like, it's gone, because at first you go,

what are you texting me for? Do you have something to talk to me about? But then when they're dead, you're just like, pretty, like probably should have been, that was actually like a respectful move. For sure, I mean, he was a good guy. So you know what I mean, keep in touch with those people. Yeah, keep in touch, because you never know.

Well, my thing too, is I've actually been getting peak loopiness, so i've been just i i've got usually i get control of it but then i was just doing too many 12-hour days too much like you know stand up till one waking up early work 10 hours then you know haul myself off to do three shows every night and then when that when i get peak loopy that's when i you know forget the keys the best one was the comedy club one well that was one of them the first thing i did so i was at the cellar and i was taking a cab to brooklyn comedy club uber so i got in the i got in the car i get about a minute away and for some reason i look around i go fuck i screwed up i went

to the wrong location because there's one in Brooklyn and one in the lower, in the Lower East Side. So I, and I tell the cab driver, I go, hey, or the Uber driver, I go, hey, can I, can I switch this? Cause I went to the wrong location. I messaged Mike Harrington who runs Brooklyn. I go, hey, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be there on time because I took the wrong thing.

Then I kept trying to press the address change into the lift. It wasn't working. So I go, he goes, I got another. I go, fine, whatever. So I get out. I call another lift. And then as I'm calling the lift, I look up at the comedy club and I go, no, I actually am at the one in Brooklyn. So in my mind, I'm in the Lower East Side at the wrong comedy club.

I look up and then I look up. I go, oh, so I'm at the right club for the last seven minutes i've been thinking panicking because i went to the wrong place this is a place i've been to didn't you think that you were at well didn't you say you thought you were actually at the old club but they just renovated it to look like well that was second because my brain started to rationalize i looked up and i see the new club and i go oh i guess they changed the old club to look like the new club just so you know the old club is a hundred and maybe 200 square feet the entire thing and the brooklyn doesn't look like the lower east side no i mean none of it something to my brain fucking sounds like you

have a bit of a psychotic episode a psychotic episode and then i get inside and i'm telling harrington i go he goes yeah why'd you tell me that you're not gonna make it and then you're here one minute later i go yeah pretty long story and then as i'm talking to him my phone rings the other uber that i called five minutes ago is like yeah i'm here to take you to fucking i guess to the location that you're already at because this guy was gonna pick so then basically we got a to take you, to pick you up at the location, to drop you off at the location. That's correct.

Yeah, I don't know how they, let me do that. Yeah, Lyft should definitely be like, are you sure? Right. So that basically, that was the first thing. Then that night,

we go to fucking, where Shane Gillis had his Caroline's thing and everyone went to party at Joe DeRosa's bar. So I go there. I'm already, all day I've been doing loopy stuff. Oh, this was, I love this one. had his carolines thing and everyone went to party at joe de rosa's bar so i go there i'm already uh all day i've been doing loopy stuff and then i go oh my god this was awesome in the bar i was like do you guys have like white claw or like a seltzer on top or whatever and they go yeah we do so then

i basically drank like four or five of these seltzers on top in my mind i'm cranking them and they're this big they're like giant glasses yeah so ieltzer. So I go to Joe DeRosa. I was like, pretty sick that you guys have white cloth tap. He goes, what? He goes, why are you drinking that? Did you stop drinking or something? I go, I talked to your bartender. He said, you have seltzers on tap.

She's like, yeah, we do a seltzer on tap without alcohol in it. So for the fucking two hours, I've been cranking glasses of water. Yeah. I mean, really, the real question is why you were acting so drunk because you were really ryan was like telling everybody he loved them he's fucking singing songs he's like everybody he's making everybody cheers and he's just drinking water the whole time good night everybody i fucking love you man no no no you don't know man you go ryan you're drinking water i go day without this before you i couldn't even

fuck in the pockets be nothing i'm telling people i don't know i go. You go, Ryan, you're drinking water. I know, dude. Without this interview, I couldn't even fuck in the pockets. It'd be nothing. I'm telling people I don't know. I go, buddy, we should start a fucking business. I'm starting businesses. And then fucking six hours later, I'm five seltzers deep. Yeah. So I've been doing that stuff all week.

So I have to do something to reset myself. Because it's out of control right now. Anyway. This is one. Okay, I have one do something to reset myself because it's out of control right now. Anyway, this is one. Okay, I have one. That was funny. I like the seltzer one. Yeah, everyone had a good laugh at my expense. It was a fun little episode.

Fun laugh. It was a fun laugh we had. It was a fun laugh everyone had at my expense. But one thing that I noticed that was interesting, in the last little bit i've been fairly comedy focused in my mind uh stand-up oriented trying to figure out you know trying to write a new hour and all this stuff right and one of the things that was in that maybe i've noticed in other parts of life but you know i was kind of making the joke that you know white people appropriate everything

even hating white people like that was if you look at like all the people that you know white people appropriate everything even hating white people like that was if you look at like all the people that are like fucking white people suck you're like oh you're doing like a farrakhan thing from back in the day right you know exactly that so it's interesting because i saw a show and i've seen this a couple times where you see a white person you know it'll be like a stand-up yeah like a white stand-up and then you'll see maybe like a white girl like lesbian sort of situation back to back doing a ton of like oh we got the white people in the crowd like you know white girls are the problem like white people do this white people do that right that this is why white

people are so a handful right and then a black person goes on and kind of does like traditional like oh that's white people and it's everyone's like yeah we heard the last three sort of comics yeah so it's almost like white people and girls and stuff have stolen all the white people jokes and then black people who traditionally that was always a topic like if you watch def jam from the 80s it was all like white people be driving dude the fucking the rich, the fucking, the Richard Pryor white voice, which then like, you know, every,

Eddie Murphy did that and then Dave Chappelle, they all just do that exact white guy voice. Yeah. It's like, oh, hello. It was,

it's a genre of comedy. Yeah. Like black guy kind of talking of why white people are fucking, you know, dorks. I mean,

really what the answer here is, is that it's become a literal hacky subject and everybody's just doing it. Yes, but it's, yeah, exactly.

It's so hacky that like, it doesn't even matter your race. It's just like, white people are bad but it's but it that's the that is obvious that you know it's the same as calling someone karen is like you know you're really you're gonna be on stage doing a karen joke or making a movie about that kind of stuff right but the funny part to me is that if the order is the black guy going last it's just funny for a black guy going on stage and being like i can't make fun of white people because like all the white people already like stole oh yeah it's like if he wants to play the game on hard mode he has to be like man white people are the best give it up for white people it wouldn't be in a hard mode because it actually would be you know a better joke because it'd be on more unexpected that's what i'm saying but but

you're like you'd have to they'd be so used to just being like yeah we are the worst and this guy's like no you're the best and he'd be like right everybody up well it's sort of like when you do the edgy show if they put you on like a edgy show where it's like the fucking dark material edgy boy show right and you're the clean guy wearing the suit well you want to be because you go on and nine guys do they're like having sex with corpses jokes and then you go on stage and you do that and it feels gross right you don't want to be the guy that said something for the seventh time in a row dude if i don't want to go on stage and like you know the whole premise of like especially when you're like if something's like making fun of women a lot of times the whole thing is it's in

the context of all day long you hear how great they are so it's funny for someone to just unabashedly like you know be aggressive like that right but if nine guys in a row go up and be like and fucking women are the worst you go on stage and you're just like fucking i agree with the last yeah what do i have to add to this but it's funny that white people appropriated black hating white people jokes that they can't really do them anymore without being just like a now like that used to be if you were the black on the show the same reason that I feel like when I'm the only white guy on a black show there's almost like an advantage right

like when I would do like a lot of the urban shows in Toronto you get this extra pump of being the white guy the way that a white rapper does or the way that a girl playing basketball there's a novelty there's a novelty so it used to be almost like an easy kill

to just be like you fucking white people you know how many black guys we know their first little bit would just be like oh white people in the crowd this and that but it's like now that doesn't work anymore for them because like white girls sort of stole the white people are bad material. You sure as hell aren't going to be the white guy being

like the black people are bad yeah I guess black people could go with some sort of different race they could just move on whatever there's more topics than that but it's it's just funny the way that whole thing shook down yeah but in the oh sorry yeah I was just gonna say this just reminded me of I was last week I ended with the the 2022 joke or whatever and then someone messaged me a comic in New York said he was at a show and a girl did that joke she did not yeah he goes she did the

the 2020 TOO well is that better than the jokes that i've been doing so this is my this is my new opener i say uh i say so the new york times uh just released another article about covid in january 6 the paper of record more like the paper of broken record that's it way better than the 2022 you think i should be what do you think that's uh maybe i should call it my new special that's like a broken record that's like what i would could i would classify that joke right there as an edgy dad joke yeah it's an edgy dad joke it's a dad joke but it's not like in the kind of trite dad joke territory yeah i hear that you go oh okay yeah i don't think I'm going to take a paper of broken record at this stage, I've got to be honest with you.

Well, again, it's still a dad joke, so you don't want to do that on stage, but I'm just saying it's an edgy dad joke. That's a cool dad and uncle joke. Edgy dad joke's an edgy uncle joke. Uncles have a little more leeway. So we probably got sent this by a lot of different people, but there's this politician who posted this

photo of his wife shoveling snow. So good. In Canada. It was a 10 of different people. But there's this politician who posted this photo of his wife shoveling snow. So good. Yeah. Canada. It was a 10 out of 10. And the thing is, so there's a HuffPost writing an article about it,

which is interesting to me. You know, you might have seen our video, Total Equality, which is what we're hoping for in every sort of way. I'd like to see women port-a-potty cleaners.

And this, so he basically said, many people are wondering why Manitoba politician john reese didn't help his wife shovel snow after she worked a 12-hour shift at the local hospital and they said politician praise of snow shoveling wife leaves many twitter users cold so nice interesting though well my question first off he did make her breakfast. That was part of the tweet. He goes, I'm making her breakfast while she shovels that snow.

But I'll tell you what Huffington Post didn't do like it. So Huffington Post had a little bit of a problem. Oh, really? With a woman shoveling snow. And she's, that's the thing. She's picked a lot of boxes. Healthcare worker. Yeah.

So she's like basically came back from like a 12 hour shift of like being a nurse and like defeating COVID. And his tweet said, even after the 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel snow in the posting. This is so funny though. God bless her and all of our front liners. Time to make her some breakfast. So he's making her breakfast.

But he's literally like, imagine the roles were reversed. Female MP, husband's a uh fucking would be a doctor in this case nothing you know but whatever he goes comes home after 12 hours shoveling snow and she goes i'm gonna make him breakfast everybody be like great i think that the point of the matter is is huffington post this is what their places like this have been looking for for since the beginning this is what they want right this is their goal in life everyone's equal we all do all the things and then when it sees it the only thing they can think is the man's still wrong here yeah and i think this is a point in case that none of this is about anything other than they don't like dudes uh yeah i mean they don't like dudes and then yeah they

just don't they don't want like like i'm sure they've probably had to be an inspiration they probably had to like write this one and then delete the like why aren't there enough female snow removing companies and they go let's delete that before we run they probably don't even delete it but they probably have some like why it's in the database yeah it's in the data why are there not why there aren't enough female snow removal companies or something yeah or like like wire shovels designed like specifically for the size of men. Yeah. You know, like all the things.

And you go, okay. This guy was getting it on all ends too, by the way. So it proves them a million things. He was trying to literally like raise up his wife to be like, she's such a bad, badass. Bad bitch. Badass. Like look at my wife, everybody.

Such a badass. A hero. Everybody's just like, fuck you. Well, the girls, this is a microcosm of the whole world. Because they always say, you know, this idea of like, you know, that this is, you know, girls actually like it more and men just need layoffs. It's like, no one actually happens. Every dude on the internet bitches you around.

And then girls call you a bitch too. And no one, like I said, i've had a situation where i hired someone to you know put in shelves for me and legitimately you know you're dating a girl and she's looking at you like i guess i'll fuck him then and these are you know progressive new york toronto chicks we're not talking about some you know girl that's got the american flag logo in her bio imagine that girl she'd look at me and she'd watch you getting that she'd be like yeah my last boyfriend drove nascar yeah you know the best next i'm gonna have to find out that you can't rig a bass fishing line bass bass they're gonna get you for that in the comments yes well you just this i think i'm proving my own point that i can't even string together the right analogy

of a thing that a man would do that I'm not able to do. I can't even come up with my analogy properly of something that I can't do. You can't even get an analogy. Yeah. So this is what happens. You know, too, that that guy has to run for re-election at some point. And then I'm sure there's going to be like an attack ad against them where it's like, you know, where it's like, like the weird music.

What's his name? John Reyes, I think. It's like, like the weird music. What's his name? John Reyes, I think. It's like, John Reyes hates women. He makes his wife shovel the snow after a 12-hour shift helping COVID patients in the ICU. Do you really want a guy like John Reyes

running for MP in Manitoba? That's the sound of John Reyes' wife's back. She shovels 12 inches of snow and then john rice won't even give her his four inches john rice's dead fucking murder oh he's getting killed and he like honestly the one of my favorite things slash like kind of worst pathologies of social media is the thing where the guy is like really well intentioned and like there is no ill intention and then someone just picks up like how you could just you know you can see two things different ways and then they just take the negative way and then everybody just like enjoys the pile on they don't know how to take it's like i mean look There is a

mob. There's a comforting feeling about being in the mob. They love being part of the mob. There is a physical thing about just like, you're in the mob, it feels good. They're the dawn of yelling at people. Some of the jokes on it were pretty good too. The people posting, the best joke was

the guys posting, her hands look like this, all bubbly and frostbitten, so his hands could look like this playing video games. There's some good ones. And then his wife's response, his wife started a Twitter account just to say,

all I want to do is shovel snow. So the moral of the story is, this is the future. You get your wife to shovel the snow. You get your wife to put the shelves and the beds together and stuff like that. Get your wife to carry the refrigerator up. Just don't post it. You want your girl walking up the stairs.

But again, it's like, why can't you? He's like, again, it's so obvious. He's just praising her, being like, hey, look at this. Don't praise shit, buddy. Yeah, just keep that shit. Give her a fucking firm handshake when she comes in. No, you're damned if you do, damned look at don't pray shit buddy yeah just like keep that shit give her a fucking firm handshake when she comes in now you're damned if you do damn bowl a bowl of cereal firm handshake and you go at a girl get out of here i'll get the fucking we'll do it again

tomorrow that's what you give her for you know they were like oh you're trying to make women vacuum it's like no i'm trying to make them shovel and bricklay i'm giving her a scoop i love the the the debate about women's agency that goes on because there's there's such another part there's such a flip-flop of like women especially when it comes to like the whole me too stuff where there's like women have no agency at all and then women have all the agency and you go okay she wanted to like shovel the snow and then they're like no you're like no that's like internalized misogyny or whatever making her shovel because she thinks that's like what she needs to do to like get the respect of her husband well moving on i don't think that men are going to be able to shovel snow

in the near future because they've been fucking destroyed all the low value males right now there is bad news so bad news yeah this isn't gonna be good for all of us boys but what happened was some woman she decided to destroy all the low value males in the world with rap i know and she said you know i love to be creative and i'm really talented with words so you know this is already going to be a really good one, right? Anyone who makes their statements using rap is always one of my favorite things. Yep. Lots of Vs. You small Ds.

You small Ds. Low value males. Should we wrap some of it? Yeah, we're going to wrap some of it. The more I come back to myself, the more creative I get. And I had a lot of time to thank FTS for all their therapy. So all of the best rappers are always, you know, very into therapy. That's what happens. She's at her therapy. This is a therapist goes, how was your day? She goes, you know, tell me about what day she goes, you know what? I just really need your advice. Like, can you rhyme slice

with mice with that work? She goes, all the best rappers do lots of therapy. I've known that. And she said, well, I made a rap and you can make it a rap or you read it in a poetic way. And to be honest, I just think it's sick. But I'll tell you, you won't be thinking sick, us. So if you're- She also says she made this in less than five minutes. She makes a point of saying, just so you know,

if you think this is super, yeah, she goes, if this is, yeah, like you should know, if you think it's super shit, I made it in five minutes. If you're blown away, I made it in less than five minutes. I would say to you, if you have something big to do tomorrow, you know, a job interview, I would skip this portion of the podcast because it's going to put you in a bad spot

after you take this blow. All right, we're going to start it out. She goes, what do you expect? For me to lay down and say yes, please? For me to get down on my knees and say yes please he's already said she rhymed yes please with yes please there she goes how do you how how you think you are above me high above flowing when you're reducing hairline is the only thing showing shit she goes it's also receding not reducing ryan yeah so she's fucking in danny's face right now she's got your number she says your hairline's receding you well you think you're kind of above

her flowing which is for sure one of those things where it goes backwards because you know that when you're writing this line where you go high above flowing when you're reducing hairline is the only thing showing i don't think that first of all neither of them that great but i think she came up with you're reducing hairlines are the only thing showing then she had to work backwards where she goes uh what if he's flowing flowing flowing flowing you think you're flowing you think she was but you're reducing your hairline i don't't know. I don't get what you're high above flowing. Well, she needed something to rhyme with her big line about showing. She's off to a good start. Yeah, she's off to a pretty good start.

My standards are existing. I level up on the living. That you preach that you are a king, but I don't see you giving. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. So that's a thing, Danny. Now, not only is your hairline receding

you don't really give people that much money right yep not only are you bald you're not giving yeah feels like she sort of blew her load

with the bald comment yeah I mean that probably was one of the better lines so far well she was making a list of things she was gonna diss the people for

and the first one says you know this guy's fucking losing his hair the second one he doesn't even not giving no we should have got a beat so we could rhyme over the beat yeah that's true so she's back on what do you expect again she goes what do you expect that's sort of her theme right what do you expect for me to lay back and listen when all i hear is blah blah blah and you sneak dissing and you're sneak dissing yeah yeah i'll tell you what he wasn't expecting because her big theme of the rap is what are you expecting i'll tell you what she wasn't expecting

him to get destroyed by rap no what he wasn't giving no you think the guy who is this is about got it sent to him after like one bad date i think so dude i think he was right now he's trying to look up hair transplants and stuff like that because he's got fucking she's gotten his head he probably is going to choke when you don't show up to the thing. He would just choke. The centuries made you think that you're on top of each world. I got you laying in a corner, knees

up, curled. Oh, shit. He's not giving it. I want to hear Busta Rhymes do this. They don't really say anything the guy did. They're just like, he's in general. If you're a low-value male, you're going to fucking get it, dude. You're're in the scope also uh more of a roast of all men now too right she's like centuries she's like centuries sort of made you think that this so it seems seems like this is more about men in general i can't say that there's always one thing that's

clear and that she didn't know a word that rhymed with patriarchy because it's not in there that's true she couldn't figure one out she was like although there's uh maybe malarkey if you want a little biden that's when the big words and they have the one that is you know that's the thing i'm here dealing with all this malarkey oh well then fuck the patriarchy oh shit so she's saying all men are sort of balding so that's just a diss to all the low value males out there yeah even though so fuck y'all so she's saying all men are sort of balding. So that's just a diss to all the low value males out there. Yeah. Even though balding men have. So fuck y'all. So she's sort of going with the Dr. Dre format. Yeah.

Who you think sold them all. So fuck y'all. Who think that you got it all coming? You live in your mom's basement. White socks with your Cheetos. Hand drumming. Oh shit. Oh there actually you know what it is.

My bad. Here's the thing. Drumming to the beat that is called the patriarchy I wake you up from your dream You are a waste of energy No energy Drumming to the beat that is called the patriarchy I wake you up from your dream

Cut that malarkey Drumming to the beat Of the patriarchy I wake you up from your dream You're a waste of energy Patriarchy no you have to go that's what it is I drum into the beat that is the of the patriarchy. I wake you up for your dream. You're a waste of energy. You're a waste of energy. Patriarchy. No, you have to go.

That's what it is. I drum into the beat that is the patriarchy. I wake you up from your dream. You're a waste of energy. You're a waste of energy. Of the patriarchy. You're a waste of energy.

We're going to have to make some edits. We're changing. We're going to change it up. She's sort of saying that she's back to a specific guy now. Not all men when she says it's a guy that has white socks and he has cheetos on his hand yeah i don't even get like what the white socks is a diss i didn't realize white socks was such a diss either but and also i guess all the fancy socks are in well she's saying this this guy's drumming you know he's sitting in his house in cheetos in cheetos not realizing this is

tack oh cheeto hands. He's a waste of energy, man. Yeah, and he's drumming to the beat that's called The Patriarchy. Wake up from your dream, pal. My queens are rising. My boundaries are firm. Don't have a big mouth when all you got is a worm. Oh, shit.

Now you're bald, your dick's small. Clue, clue, clue. Do you think that's a dick joke, saying that all you got is a worm? I would guess that that's a dick joke. So she's saying your dick looks like a worm now. Yeah. So you're balding, you're drumming on your hands, you've covered in Cheetos, you've got white socks on, you don't give that much.

And then she says, and for the scrotes that are here lurking, which I guess is us. Oh, okay. We go places, better pray for graces. We don't back down and we pay for no cases. What does that mean that she doesn't pay for the cases? Like phone cases, you think? She gets free phone cases? I think if she's been listening to some grimy New York rap, I'm guessing these are court cases.

What are the court cases that she has? Well, you know, we go places, you better pay for the graces. That's obvious. She was struggling to rhyme with cases. And then she goes, we don't back down and we pay for no cases. Which line of those do you think came first? Because neither of them are good. We go places.

We go places was the start. So she knew, okay, yeah, you're right. We go places. That's a good starting point. And then she didn't know which one to go with. So she went with both. You better pray for graces. Yeah.

And we don't back down and we pay for no cases. Yeah. So I assume the cases is what you're saying is that she's not going to fund your lawyer. Like when we get divorced, you're going to pay for the lawyer that's going to give me half the money. Yes.

You better hope for graces that that doesn't happen, I think. And for the scrote that are here lurking, which is us, sort of lurking. Okay, can I just make a quick little on-the-fly edit? Okay, here we go we go places better pray for sinners we don't back down

and we don't pay for dinners there you go that's if they yeah they were they should sort of go for that route where they're like guys are paying for all our shit

well dude it's literally a female dating strategy it's like that's their thing we don't pay for shit and all the scrotes that are here lurking better start to wipe your tears I know that your little ego is filled up with only fears.

Woo, it's fears. It's your fears. How funny it is though, your chick's like writing this rap. Like imagine, Danny, what would you do if you fucking came home and your chick, like, she went to the bathroom and you looked like you peeped over at her notebook and she's writing fucking- She's rapping. She's her rap about like- About scr scrotes you're a fat loser comedian you say you podcaster

but uh but you're such a loser you basically carol baskin that's so funny i hope this girl's husband has to deal with her new rap career she's not married she puts this if she's married that's crazy you go on to deal with her new rap career she's not married she puts this if she's married that's crazy you go on the date yeah she's saying she's new to female dating strategy by the way you know how like every subreddit they have like different ways that they call their people or whatever like so this one this one goes 222 000 as members and it goes 222 000 queens leveling up oh queen's leveling up's not bad well they're leveling up with this rap since you go your own way she's calling you mig down now

yeah you know you're only sad and from the top of my lungs i scree scrote die mad not bad not bad ending you like the ending rhyming sad with mad's always good stuff yeah if you i mean you you sort of liked it but if i was there saying sad i probably might not go with mad is always good stuff yeah if you i mean you you sort of liked it but if i was there saying sad i probably might not go with mad no it's a little basic but i like i maybe not the rhyme scheme but i do like the last line of scrote die mad and now it's always funny you know we talked a little about the what's going on in china where they're basically saying there's like a war on sissy man and that's why you had to cancel your trip there yeah danny was gonna do a trip to china and they said the war on sissy they're fucking i'm out they

said they're banning sissy man yeah but it's interesting they basically in south korea this article is on irish times and it said out with man haters the rise of anti-feminism in south korea male activists protest at rallies and online over a culture that basically is biased against them so it's interesting because in asia there isn't like the racial component because most people it's sort of like they don't have white men to vilify. Right. So everyone's sort of the same thing, right? And I think one of the reasons why all of this stuff is so touchy is because race is an incredibly touchy subject in North America. And they attach everything to it because of that, right? So if you go out there and you say, no matter what it is, if you say, I don't like the vaccine, they go, oh, you're a white supremacist. If you're saying, like, you know, women are they go oh you're you know white supremacist if you're saying like you know women are a problem they say you're white supremacist

like no matter what it is i mean they attach it to being racist yeah justin trudeau the prime minister of canada he did he came out he straight up said he was like if you're against the vaccine you know it's all white supremacists and of course racists it's so weird to be like if you don't like the vaccine you're probably a misogynist. Like what a crazy linkage. Well, that linkage doesn't stick, but the racist linkage, they sort of, it does stick here just because they, once people hear racist, it like fries their circuit in their main frame where they don't really hear what you said. You go, that guy, all they hear is Danny racist. And they don't need to know why.

Well, they know that it works. That's why they do it. But it is interesting there where you know this is kind of what it looks like but these guys are doing stuff where you go it's the opposite extreme where if you did this here you'd be like you'd be basically in jail if you held one of these rallies here you know what this actually reminded me of because they had like this it's kind of like a real no man vibe it was like if you ever watched fucking like like old merry with children like and they would have these like these no man. It is no-man protests.

And you're like, they're just doing this. There's the hat if you want to fucking pop it on. They're just doing this to show the real life. The no-man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they basically said, so the things that they were doing are crazy. They go, they have shown up whenever women rallied against sexual violence and gender biases in South Korea.

Dozens of young men, mostly dressed in black, taunted the protesters,aling and chanted thud thud to imitate the noise they said ugly feminist pigs made when they walked honestly i was like man this shit's harsh like these guys are going like i like this is like the boys cast does not endorse what's going on in south korea i would just like to make that clear and it's a dead serious too. It's not even joking, right? Yeah, exactly. There's no jest here. They're just like, they're just straight up being like, we hate women. Can you imagine

that? They go, the women walk in and they all go thud, thud, thud. That's so crazy. It's like, wait until they've thudded away. Yeah, it's like, they squeal when they try to give their speeches. Oh my God. Isn't that crazy?

It's insane. Yeah, the reaction there to this stuff is wild. But, you know, they said... So these guys mean very business. And what you're sort of saying is that the women here, maybe those microaggressions aren't seeming so bad, right? Yeah, you should be so lucky with the microaggressions. You should be so lucky with the microaggressions.

You should be so lucky with the microaggressions when you show a video of like, this is what your Chinese sisters are dealing with. Sorry, South Korea. But they said, these male activists have targeted anything that smacks of feminism, forcing a university to cancel a lecture by a woman they accused of spreading misandry. So it's literally bizarro world over there where the girls, they basically have like a bizarro female Jordan Peterson that's getting her lectures canceled.

It is fascinating. Yeah, there is a fascinating element too where it's like they have the same thing, but they've just removed like the block of race. They've removed the block of race. So it's like, it's more just like, it's like, it seems like class is like the main one and then it's like class

and then like gender kind of because it seems like they're all kind of disenfranchised because none of them can get jobs or whatever

that's a big part of it yeah and if you actually want to boil down what's happening it kind of is what they always the problem is

it's like most people just want to hear their sort of like gripes be heard and they want to feel seen to some degree and they that's all seen to some degree and

they that's how if you actually look when people go crazy that's a big part of why it's like when they're being gaslit by society and then on top of that you have essentially all of the policy always they never look at when they go oh men are you know 80 of this right and they go let's fix that they just basically they hold like this generation of 20 year olds accountable for what the generation of 50 year olds did right so if you look at it you go well it's worse to be a man and they refuse to address that like well it isn't for if you're 20 but it was for 50 year olds and if they're like hey we're gonna fire people that are men like you don't get they don't fire the 50 year olds who've been there for 40 years. Don't let anybody come in.

Yeah. It's like, you know what it is? It's the gaslighting thing is obviously like a really good way to put it. But like the, you know, like the term makeup call in sports where it's like in basketball, these are just,

these are makeup calls. This is what it is. Okay. It's like they made bad calls in the past. And like, if you don't want to make a call, it's like they in basketball is like, they call,

they call a foul and they go, and then the ref calls a foul, but the past and like if you don't want to make up call is like they in basketball is like they call it is a foul they call a foul and they go and then the ref calls a foul but the ref instantly is like i made a mistake right there so then they call a foul on the other end to make it fair but everybody knows that neither of them were fouls so they're just like everybody is aware that like both of those were not fouls but we just we have to make so it's like that's what this is they're straight up being like look there was some thing and we're just make so it's like that's what this is they're straight up being like look there was something and we're just gonna write it with essentially like revenge and like it is unfair but the problem is they're not willing to admit that it's unfair they're being like no you're actually not qualified you're there's something wrong with you yeah like it's you not structurally and then they have to pretend like everybody has to pretend like it's actually true right and then

it is it's like it's it's and then you kind of say oh this is why when people blame women or you know the same way when people blame men it's like well it's not individual chicks faults it's like yeah the government and the fucking media and all of the whatever anyone in charge of anything like needs scapegoats yeah politics oh i mean especially for politics like Oh, I mean, especially for politics. Like these, not even politics, corporations as well. These are all people who are just trying to hang on to their jobs. Right. So everyone needs scapegoats for, you know, a million reasons. Yeah.

And then, you know, it's like forces people to pit each other against each other. Right. But the women, there is that element of like, there is a fundamental, like, you know, difference between men and women that's never going to go away. So that like, you know, arguments always going always gonna exist and especially until most people are gay so in you know five years yeah there is always gonna be that thing where it's like well yes you might have problems with guys but like you don't have to fucking live with one and have a partner that's one so it's like obviously that's gonna be your main person that you have to deal with and have

like problems with or whatever right but they so over there it's gone so far that they have the the feminist like ben shapiro basically goes to the the thing and she fucking schools uh college kid males with facts and logic yeah about how men suck no she goes well they go uh well some some guy goes, excuse me. Well, why do men die later then? She goes, because we are less stupid than stupid men. And they go, well, how do you know that they're stupid men? And she goes, because it's in the title, stupid men. Those are the videos that are going viral in the feminist community. She's banned from speaking in the school.

And then they said, but the things these guys are demanding is pretty funny. They go, they vilified prominent women, criticizing Anne Sand, a three times gold medalist in the Tokyo Olympics for her short haircut. So a big problem is they have sort of signs that say like, no more bowl cuts. That's a weird stance to be taking in Korea.

They're done with the short haircuts on women that is funny though your chick comes home and she's like uh because here it is anything anyone does is sexist but you chick comes home and she's like buzzed her head you know goes full feminist which i've seen a lot of girls do where they yeah that is one of the steps on becoming a feminist like for a lot of them is like you know involves a head shave situation and then you you, you know, the husband, the boyfriend or whatever goes out and he's like gets his sign and poster board

and he starts protesting no more bowl cuts on women. So they're big. They don't like the short hair and they don't like them getting fat. This is a big problem. They probably the body hair, man. Now that would make them peak if they had to fucking deal

with the shit that's going on over here. The armpit hair. They said they've threatened businesses with boycotts, prompting companies to pull advertisements with the image of pinching fingers that said ridiculed the size of their male genitalia. Projecting much, South Korea? Well, I'm on their side now. If they're going to fucking besmirch the names of our Japanese, our fucking South Asian brothers' dongs. What is it?

South Korea, right? Our South Korean brothers' dongs. Well, now all of a sudden you hear at the beginning, you go, well, because it might just been the same thing they do here where they take a small case and they go, this is everyone. We've got a little group of 10, 15,000 men yelling pig noises. And then we look further into it. And we find out this is a retaliation for billboards calling their dicks small.

What do they expect? And they said, no, no, no. Our dicks aren't small. Your gross pigs. And you left structural damage on my fucking wall. When you leaned against it. Also, it's this big, not this big. Well, that's what I'm saying.

So basically what they're saying is, that'd be funny if they won the battle and then the advertisement pulled it and they put up the new one with the guy putting two big hands. And there's a girl they pulled down the edge where it's like, I don't know what this small dick ad would be for, but empower yourself. Don't be with some small dick guy and then they they've changed it with an ad that like every dick is huge also not to like get too

deep in the weeds on stereotypes well they're saying that you're not gonna get too deep in their vagina i know but i'm saying also but like you know, in South Korea, like it's almost as patronizing as being like the, this thing is probably like equally, you know, I see what you're saying. Like not to get in the whole stereotype game, but it's also, it is a no. All of our South Korean brothers have nice hogs. By the way, whose side are you on? I was actually going to say, if there's any South Korean people listening.

Notice that he took off the no man hat and then immediately starts fucking dissing dongs. It took, no, I'm not dissing dongs. Next thing you know's gonna be next thing you know danny's gonna be telling you that your airline's reducing all dongs matter reducing so funny airlines that's what they said your hairline's reducing oh your hairline hairline you said airline i was like what the fuck um she said they've threatened businesses they've all this stuff and it turns out that they're putting posters up there saying that the men have small dongs yeah i will say that the the economic element of this is interesting because that was kind of the way that like men for a long time didn't have to care about this bullshit as they were like they could just go to their job and make some money or whatever but like i guess their economy such where they're like yeah we don't have anything to do but

protest well that's why here it's like you you know, that's who you get protesting, like college kids taking fucking some bullshit. You know, you don't get a lot of people at every protest if they're taking, you know, engineering. You get a lot of people at every protest that take, you know, the subjects that I went to once the entire semester and got an 80. Yeah, totally. But also it seems like here the people protesting, you go, hey, would you like a job? And they're like, no.

And these people are like, hey, would you like a job and they're like no and these people are like hey would you like a job and they're like absolutely i right well the backlash to some seems bewildering well it seemed bewildering until i found out about your small dick posters now it doesn't seem so bewildering i want to see this small dick poster well it's a girl pinching the dicks like oh what's it what's the product oh so small like it's not even a product it's just like it's so small. Like it's not even a product. It's like a public service. Yeah, it's just like women united against men. And it's just like a little girl just fucking like this. And you're like, what's the product?

It's a public service. There's no product. Yeah. Is this selling something? No? It's just kind of belittling men? It's just a belittling men thing. It's sort of like when you see the, you know, believe in God, but it's not brought to you by a specific church.

Yeah, it's just like a guy who bought a billboard. Yeah, a guy bought a billboard. Saw a lot of lot of those remember we drove through waco we saw some wild ones waco had like a bunch of really weird like hellfire brimstone type of like yeah and then just like you would see the odd like in texas the odd billboard that's just like trump's sick yeah brought to you by like jeff jeff bought a fucking billboard and says trump's sick fucking put that in your pipe and smoke it lives that is what it is it was it was just like a guy by jeff it's like basically regular people are finding out you can just buy a billboard yeah that is pretty funny yeah yeah

and there was a lot of the abortion stuff there was a lot of the stop anti-semitism billboards kicking yeah that was we, was those in Texas? I don't know. We saw those somewhere. I remember that, yeah. There was a lot of those kicking around. One thing that, just on the topic of religion, was making me laugh, is on the cop show, basically,

one of the things they were doing, because they always had the- Oh, we're still on Blue Bloods here? That's the only thing I watch. So the guys, I'm almost done with that. But the guys, basically, the family has to get together and do the prayer thing. And a lot of people were saying like, that's what they had to do too.

Like apparently, you know, people have to get there and be like, thank Lord for this food, all this. Like St. Grace or whatever. Yeah, and then they said another thing where they were like, they go to the World War II Memorial and they're telling the kids being like, all right, kids, go pay your respects. And the kids have to go like pretend.

I'm just like, I'm so, there's no chance I would be able to go like pretend i'm just like i'm so there's no chance i would be able to like i remember being like six years old and being even at like a funeral where it was kind of an open casket and everyone was supposed to go by paying their respects and i remember being like six and just walking by and like cracking up like yeah just laughing to myself this is so stupid for me to just walk by and be like, Hmm. Yes, dude. I remember like one of my good friend, like one of my best friends, his funeral. And I remember I was at his funeral and the fucking like person started getting in all

the crazy gobbledygook. And I just knew how he felt about this. So he would be like, I'm like, he would be laughing about this. And I remember there was a point where I'm like, Oh shit. Like I'm going to burst.

I'm like, honestly, I was like, Oh fuck. I can't do anything serious like that there's no way like you got to turn the fucking hysterical laugh into a hysterical fake cry honestly i can't take this if i was dating someone and i had to go to their table and do like a big long prayer i don't think i could make it through without laughing i'm

paying my respects to a memorial i've had to do the the you must not do jewish stuff well not but they don't say well they do i guess say grace but i'm never that's only like you got to be pretty like religious but i've been uh please jerome powell bless us with the i was at some thanksgiving or something like that where everybody's just like i it came out of nowhere to me too where they did like a saying grace thing and i was just like i just was like oh god well I was like okay but at least they do it quick I can't do any of that nonsense dude I'm too fucking silly yeah well I'm too silly for that shit even for my young age there's no way I could be serious about any of like anything that's supposed to be super serious it's too weird yeah yeah I can't not fucking wired with for that kind of stuff not especially

the religious the religion stuff yeah the only way I could really do it is if it's in a language I don't know because I don't know if I actually know what's being said and I can just kind of stuff not especially the religious the religion stuff yeah the only way i could really do it is if it's in a language i don't know because i don't know if i actually know what's being said and i can just kind of zone out but if it's in english that's probably a problem but i remember when we went to uh i kind of based a joke off it on my last thing but we went to some lecture at and when it was when i was living at mcmaster we went to something for some reason and this guy was singing the the fucking you know uh islam hymns or whatever like and we all had to leave because i was like i just can't for this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life and everyone's yes good stuff

good shit it's too crazy dude i'm not wired for fucking uh i mean i will say that a lot of seriously you get into a lot of like in the new york like you'll get into a cab or an uber and they're fucking that cranking that like that's their pop music yeah i know it's just it is interesting what everybody's version of pop music is because ours is like bieber and theirs is just like yeah no they have they have a few versions of it where they have like singers over top of it. Yeah. But okay.

So back to the article, they said, we don't hate women. This is what the guys say. So they're, you know, they're, they're doing the same thing probably that the media does here where they pick like, you know, the farthest person and they act like that's everyone. But the actual spokesperson says, we don't hate women and we don't oppose their rights, said the head of man on solidarity solidarity one of the country's most active anti-feminist groups but feminisms are evil and then he said also we are packing heat so that's what he's also said also the uh smear campaign against us is nothing but that but yeah at the

end of the day no one wants policy that like specifically hurts them so they've sort of pit people against each other where they go okay it's gonna be better for you and better for this group and worse for this group and i think a lot of times it is just like okay well like even what i always say here it's like okay whatever you know what fine just fucking admit it yeah don't just admit exactly we said it on just admit it yeah it's like there's always going to be some group getting the short end of the stick. Yes. That's just like unless you live in a proper like utopia where there's no such thing as unfairness. And it'll be different in every case.

It's always going to be different, but it's always going to be someone and you might find yourself in that group. You know what? Fuck me if you want to fuck me. Don't leave and tell me we never had sex that's all i'm saying if you're gonna if you're gonna real place you're gonna bend me over and spank my ass you know what i mean yeah just without lube don't tell me there's no handprint on that ass when i when i see you the next day and i go really gave it to me last night they go wasn't me gave what to you what now yeah that's the part yeah well they said south korea has the highest gender wage gap among wealthy countries less than one-fifth of all national lawmakers are women so they're trying

to say it's it's actually pretty bad there and women make up only 5.2 percent of the board members of publicly listed businesses compared to 28 28 in the united states but again that is that generation because then they go on to say that men go to college at a lesser rate and then on top of that which is a pretty like reasonable point they said the men have to go do military service so the girls finish high school and go to college and then the guys take a year or two to go to do their military service that the girls don't have to do so it is like a messy thing to unwind all this and the only people it hurts is the 20 year olds because every other generation it was set up for difference so well they're getting out of fucking college and they're like these girls are way ahead of them like life well that's why the

most and then they're also like yeah you're not allowed to go to college one of the most the most people that you see kind of you know pushing for policies that hate 20 year olds is like rich actors because you know you know people like that where they go they're fine they've got all money or whatever right and it's not to say that it's things are perfect for women or anything but don't fucking you know act like uh you that uh you can just like rejig everything and there's no repercussions of playing god on all of this stuff. Of course. I mean just admit that you're just like look we're punishing like in order for us to get the

like you know the statistical makeup that we desire which takes like dude you gotta think of it more Who is this? Yeah who are you taking it away from? They should have to quit. Yeah but exactly but you gotta also but they don't want to quit and the way to keep their jobs is by doing this shit but like you gotta think of this more as like a giant ship you know like you don't fucking

turn a giant ship on a u-turn well but it's like a fucking you know it's a to turn a giant ship around it's like takes a long time but don't you think that that should have to be it's like someone should be really making these points out in public where they go listen we're allowed to have these things but they need to be generational if they go hey we need to look at different generations differently if you go hey gen x needs to be you go you go okay we need these jobs to be 50 men 50 women you go no what you're not allowed to do is just be uh oh that means it's 80 women from for 20 year olds and then 80 men for 50 year olds you know and then we'll they have to have some skin in the game if they're going to, you know,

it's because it's older people a lot of times that are making these policies. Of course it is. It's literally the people who benefited from all this stuff. And they have no skin in the game. No, well,

they do have skin in the game. They have skin in the game in the sense that they know that they're like, yeah, if I don't do the right things now, they're coming for me. No, I'm saying

they should have to have skin in the game if they're going to be proposing policies. Oh, for sure. That only, you know, like the fucking, yes. It's the same thing as when people don't understand intersectionality. Guess what's another sectionality? A fucking the generation you're in. Do you know what I mean?

In terms of lots of things. In terms of like, were you more likely to be able to fucking get rich or buy a house? What was the job market? Like the year you finished college matters. So if you're going to say, Hey, there's all these new things. Well,

make it across generations. Dude, think about it this way from like an investing standpoint is like, there's some people who are like, I can't remember who I was talking to or I like reading, but like, you know, some people started their fucking investment career that like in 99.

Okay. And they fucking lost everything. And some people started in like investment career that like in 99 okay and they fucking lost everything and some people started in like 2002 at the absolute bottom somebody started finished college and started that day and they made a fucking fortune because the stock market went up for 23 years or whatever you know and they're just like i don't know it's timing it's like sometimes you get lucky sometimes you don't like yeah agreed so it is messy stuff to unravel but it's like if you were i just think that if they're gonna look at any of this stuff they need to also include uh the age bracket yeah and just admit that some of this stuff is punitive by design yeah of course

well you can't have like a positive thing without a negative thing like in most cases but they don't want to say that they're they're like they're not like it's punitive they're all like it's the equity well because they say it's not a zero-sum game when it is in fact a zero-sum game in many cases yes so you know especially when you're looking at spots to college of course that's a zero-sum game like what are you mental because we're gonna take a quick break here to tell you about our sponsor athletic greens now i've been taking it i you know one of the things I've been taking it I've been taking it dude this shit is fucking it's the shit and it actually does taste

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They did a test, or sorry, like a study in the UK. And they said, because this kind of goes to a lot of things are, you know, men, women problems that get wrapped up and everything else. But they said, should we prioritize free speech or protecting people from harmful or offensive speech? And they did all the different categories to show you know obviously young people said more uh uh you know young people were a little more more on the less free speech less free speech and all people were more but the biggest interesting one was men is 47 percent uh and then there's the numbers don't add up because some people said uh either like don't comment or not sure or whatever. But of the yeses and nos, men, 47% said free speech is more important. 36% said protecting people from harmful speech is more important.

Women was 30% said free speech and 51% said harmful or offensive speech. Interesting. That would actually kind of logically make sense to me though because i think women are like in terms of the i guess stereotypes of like the nurturing kind of like carers or whatever like they i guess they're more empathetic so they're yeah they're thinking more about others and then i guess in that sense versus like these kind of higher order like ideas i think so yeah i think so well they how do you think steve harvey feels about it

steve harvey's out there do you see his thing where he's like there's the big thing yesterday where steve harvey's like he's like i can't do stand-up anymore or whatever because he's like whatever stand-up special is going to be is going to be my last stand-up special ever like because i'm going to lose all my jobs or whatever he would lose his job and because he's like cancel culture is like although he's not that wild like steve harvey's well his whole thing is like being gay is against god and you should marry a woman and have 10 you see ben shapiro he's like a conservative fucking religious that's correct but the funny thing is he's like you know cancel culture is ruining comedy blah blah blah and you're like no disney writes your checks yeah and yeah you can't say what you want when disney writes your checks

you can't say what you want but like don't say like oh it's cancel culture is ruining comedy you're like look you decided to fucking be beholden to disney so yeah you can't say whatever you want well cancel culture is definitely ruining like the industry oh for sure the comedy industry you know someone i talked to that was like a big job is it ruining it or is it just reordering it it's ruining it i think all those companies are doing worse i think all their numbers are down i think that they're making worse stuff i think i mean it depends on what well the barry weiss thing i we we talked about it like just before this like quickly but yeah she there is like yeah like i the numbers must be down but then you're like you see the ratings and they're like they're unless they're lying like what no no no there's there depends on the thing you're talking about i mean a lot of shows their numbers are down i mean they haven't made

like hit comedies in years especially not the numbers and one of the things that i was talking to someone who was like a big guy that started like you know one of the biggest uh studios in in america and stuff like that right and doesn't work there anymore um he was saying the behind closed doors basically everyone was like in agreement and it wasn't even you know something they're afraid to talk about was we're not going to make stuff for the demographic of 18 to 35 year old males like that was basically which is essentially comedy in action you know what i mean so those were kind of not to say that they didn't make any action movies but even when they do make action movies they get jason momoa

and it's sort of pandering to girls. So again, they still make a lot of the big franchise ones. But the new stuff, so they've kind of decided that our demographic isn't going to be 18 to 35 males. So that sector of the population all went to watching YouTube, whatever else, other things.

Maybe they just had other hobbies and don't pay as much attention to watching stuff at all. But to say that it's not like rooting the industry, like, I mean, depends on what you look at. If you go, uh,

what, what singular shows are doing the numbers is before lesson. There is more. I saw that. What's a great comedy that the industry is like produced in the last show that like a movie or a television movie. I don't have no idea. Like in the last five years, there this show that- Like a movie or a television show. Movie, I have no idea. In the last five years?

There was always like a culturally like- There's a few. Hyper relevant movie all the time, comedy. Like, you know, there was always like an anchorman or something where you're like- No. You know, you couldn't walk around somewhere without hearing people talking about it.

Yeah, you don't really have that the same degree anymore. No, you don't have it at all. Like they just make these like kind of big budget, like family friendly, like, I don't know, schlocky, whatever. There's shows again that are big, but I'm like, again,

I'm like, I don't know anybody who watches them, but they say like ghosts or whatever. Right. They go, this is the biggest fucking show on TV. And now I don't know what that means. Cause I don't know anybody who watches it.

Right. Ted Lasso or whatever, but Ted Lasso is a bit in the girls category where it's like, they pump it up. But like the actual numbers aren't like the crazy. Yeah. It's the way that they're saying it is. It's like how they did it

with the CBC in Canada where they like have a show and they go this is the biggest show and you go I've never met someone who watched it.

You search it on Twitter not one person's talking about it. No they like Ted Lasso's like big the way that something's big on Twitter. You know what I mean? Like it's very beloved

for people who like to comment on these things because it like reflects their values that they want people the world to have that they have. Yeah. So speaking of actors, Benedict Cumberbatch, who we sort of talked about before,

he was sort of coming out doing the press tour and talking about how men are bad or whatever. There's so much toxic masculinity still in the world, right? And we even mentioned that before, that that's what you have to do now for the press tour. If you want to get press, you sort of have to go out there and say something that sort of aligns with their thing, right? Of that stuff.

But it's also more funny to me, just while you pair those things together with the way he talks about his character, just to remind you of how much of douchebags actors are. This is what said as he releases the electrical life with lewis wayne and the power of the dog the actor opens up about taking on the patriarchy the stress he felt while playing his latest torture genius and the joys of nature and he says that lewis wayne is a film that shows once again why the 40 year old 45 year old is so good at bringing esoteric characters to life and this is what he says he goes i really miss him he reflects he was by and large a joy to play and there were moments of extreme distress and loneliness and isolation which threw me into an

understanding of what he must have endured a similar to when i played touring and then he said the guy was uh castrated in the film right and he said yeah i went to her no both of them are castrated uh the guy that he's playing was cast in this newest film in the last one right alan turn he goes it feels like if he was alive and now he'd be thriving so hopefully we'd be in a more tolerant supportive time where the way people are now and his bravery was something that i learned from and i wanted to do justice for him so So this is, this is like in the midst of him being like, cause if you're kind of like, this seems like bullshit he's saying,

he's also like, I learned a lot from this brave character that I played and just the way that I, I miss him. It's like, he's talking about Alan Turing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

again, first off, you don't need to play this guy to be like, yeah, the guy got fucked over. And like, if he was alive today play this guy to be like, yeah, the guy got fucked over. And like if he was alive today, he'd basically be like Elon Musk. And back then he was like chemically castrated for being gay.

Yeah. Like, yeah, for sure. But I don't have to play him to like take that away. Like you could just read about him. But I just love the way that actors talk about fucking their craft. Well, because if you're not all into your bullshit like that, then like you're just like, yeah yeah it's like i pretend to be a guy for an obscene amount of money it's pretty easy but you have to be into this it comes pretty naturally me i'm like i'm good at memorizing lines and then i go home and so they're good at this bullshit and then it's just like does that bullshit like the fucking saying nothing while saying everything being like you know he was a

joy there was moments of distress loneliness isolation and i learned from him and he would be thriving now it's like is that not the same as saying that you know this toxic masculinity that appeals us all we all need to do our part like it's all the same you know gobbledygook the professionals it's saying right of course it's like me being like well i mean if you the worst thing he could do is give some sort of fucking spicy take and then it's like bender the whole news is gonna be like benedict cumberbatch said this this week scandal i played jeff bezos in my sketch on the internet i just honestly i was just able to tap into the intro in in intricacies that made him tick man it's like i feel like i've been this, I feel like I've been to space.

Yeah, I feel like I've been there. I already miss Bezos. You know, I've already, I spent so much time alone with just me and him that I feel like we had this connection. At times I loathed him. At times I empathized with him. And then when I played feminist mom,

you know, I realized this is a hurt lady. This is a lady that's hurting inside and i just i wanted to do her justice when i put that on the screen it's like dude did you ever watch inside the actor's studio it's literally two people just jerking themselves off for a half an hour when i played feminist mom i you know she was able to give me a what some might call an eighty thousand dollar education of what men women have been through yeah it's like fucking james lipton being like so tim tell me what it was like to play the tool man oh well there's anyways my moral of that point was it's all the same sort of bullshit yeah

and they're like they're like master sophistrists you know oh for sure i mean again there's it's you think of it from an incentive standpoint there's zero incentive for them to say anything he's got the act especially for actors like if you're famous enough you're like you know you don't even be on social media like that's kind of the fucking dream for a lot of them is you i'm so famous that like unless i want to be like the rock and being like this brand guy or kevin hart where i'm like building a brand yeah they're like building brands but if you're not that shit then you're like yeah i don't i get fucking my movies and you don't hear from me like sean penn's not fucking i mean he's doing all sorts of wacky things it isn't like an instagram

account oh he's too busy taking down fucking el chapo yeah exactly well on the other side of actors this is just a quick thing though apparently and there's a lot of these people coming out with rumors about celebrities right now and i feel guilty almost didn't you know uh adding to them but this one's pretty good like the drake one do you hear that so essentially i feel like that's bullshit so drake apparently his big move is when the girls uh when he has sex with girls he leaves the condom in the bathroom but he puts hot sauce in the condom so if they try to steal his sperm it kills the sperm I saw that and then a friend of ours

actually sent that to me I was like you ever heard of like flushing it I just put it in your pocket I've done that just flush it you ever done that you flush a condom down the toilet doesn't that like fucking wreck a toilet no it's a fucking this big well mine i'm

sorry i'm i should tell i have to tie super super magnums or fucking uh when you have three tied together with the tips blown out you dude i've flushed many condoms you're not supposed to flush condoms on the toilet that's how you fucking uh's like fucking Ryan's plumbing hour I feel like I mean again how much I'm not saying like if you're fucking mandingo and you're doing this as a profession

like yeah don't flush 20 of them down the toilet a day you're not supposed to flush any it's fucking the hole is like this the thing is like this the size is like this the thing is like this like it's like it's like this i mean it's like you know what i mean like i don't know what you mean i don't think you should be flushing condoms down the toilet yeah you're also me and my plumbing buddies do not for yourself you're

also not just supposed to flush a piece of paper towel down the toilet yeah but that one you ever fucking lived a little danger sometimes yeah sometimes you have no choice happens well if you do a bunch of them it's not good but yes sometimes you have no choice yeah i don't save up the condoms and be like we're gonna get this i'm conserving like a chum bucket yeah we're gonna do this in a single flush wow that might change my game okay we'll see what people let's see the consensus in the comments like i'm sure we have someone who's a plumber who listens to that i just cannot see yeah i do once a week i go to someone's house and fucking but it's like to flush the odd condom down the toilet. I'm like...

Well, I usually just wrap... I would wrap it in toilet paper and put it in the bath. Maybe it's bad for like the fish or something. There's gonna be a bunch of fish with condoms on their heads and you gotta fucking get the condoms off of them to save them. Oh, yeah. There's that too, yeah. Or with the can, the rings on the can.

Maybe there's that. There's a girl walking around with your fucking thimble on his head right now. But you're like, I said that to, maybe I'm wrong. I'll totally concede because I actually said that to our friend. You seem pretty funny yourself. He goes, sucks to be your plumber or something. And I'm like, how many condoms do you think I'm flushing?

So this is everyone's been saying to you. I'm not the first person to bring it up because you're acting flabbergasted that I'm saying this. Well, again, I'm just saying from my personal experience, i've flushed many condoms in my places i've lived well that's probably what happens is because the way you look when the girl leaves she just thinks you clogged her toilet with your fucking she just thinks you dropped the fucking one there's like a lot of times i've never got i've just been straight ghosted what happened well he took a fucking fucking massive dog duke no i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and say that unless you live in a dump truck unless you live in like dump shack a place in

new york where you know new york has like all those places where you go like please like only flush toilet paper because like our plumbing is such that you'll fuck it up maybe that but any sort of modern plumbing all right well don't let danny near your house flushing flushing flushing domes well as they said, that was Drake. And then Leonardo DiCaprio, apparently, this girl came out and she said, it's honestly not even that bad about him, but they said that apparently he vapes and listens to MGMT during sex. And she goes, Leonardo DiCaprio is selfish and downright rude, said a source.

And apparently it's a couple of different sources. They said the 41 year old Oscar winner. She told me that during the act, Leo puts on headphones and even starts vaping. Then he signaled to her to keep going and then just laid back and zoned out. Yeah. Fucking rules though.

See what I'm having sex. I do. What I do is I put on these headphones and listen to boys cast episodes. She goes, well, I go, shh. I'm just listening to my sets from earlier, and I'm listening to the Boy's Cast. But the good part is when he puts the headphones on, she goes, what are you doing? He goes, shh.

And he doesn't listen to anything but MGMT. He only does MGMTT and he's got the full cans on too these aren't earbuds he's he's got the cans hooked up and she's not allowed

to listen but being famous does blow though if every girl tells all your stories the only you almost have to

just be like a prostitute guy if you're as famous as Leonardo DiCaprio no you go the Derek Jeter route with the NDAs the NDA is fine

but it's like dude even then sometimes they still rat you but it's like a basket dude they even then sometimes they still rat you out it's i will say this though because of the level of fame that these guys have like i read these things and my first thing is this is lies they're they're both they're like anonymous like you know i don't know leonardo cabaret does really love the environment so he could be kicking back if anything he, he'd be listening to a Sam Harris podcast while she fucking goes to town. I remember when I was...

I love how, too, in that article, the girl goes, and I was left wondering, what is in it for me? You're like, I mean, the story, and then you get to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you ever put music on? No. What do you put on? When I was in college, I would.

Do you put on like uh when i was in college i would you put on like uh just but like dude if you have beach sounds no if i was like in college like you know you have like the whole roommates and you don't want to like make noise what kind of music would you put on marilyn manson i don't remember eenie weenie teeny i don't want no eenie weenie short don't i remember uh sometimes when you're drinking, I put the music on and then you get into it. I remember one time, though, I'll always remember this to this day, though.

This girl, she put this song on and she was really getting into it and then she sort of turned around and she was on top of me and she was like doing this fucking... No, she was like Elaine? Yeah, yeah, just like... But she was so, like, in her mind, she was like fucking empowered, just dancing on this.

And I remember her just bursting out laughing, and then it caused a big fight. Yeah. Just being like, this is crazy. This is a little fucking move you do. Is this what you do with everyone? You put on music and do this whole show? You weren't the first. I'll tell you why.

You were the first who laughed in her face about it. She basically thought she was in a rap video. That's when she was probably like, you probably think this is so sexy. And I was like, yeah, you're like you probably think this is so sexy and i was like yeah you're like okay it's so stupid well the moreover the report alleged that he was listening to mgmt a band that has been dominant cultural force since 2018 limb biscuit would probably be better but the biscuit would be all right okay so this is one other thing that kind of relates to even the south Korea thing or whatever, right? But there's this girl who's on this reality show, Molly Mae.

Yeah. And she's this big Instagram celebrity, right? And you know how there's this sort of fight between the different types of feminism and all this stuff? But basically, what happened was, the article here is saying Molly Mae proves the absurdity of girl boss feminism, which is sort of, to be honest, the kind that I always said. I liked girls that were kind of like, hey, I'm going to take over the world. Yeah, those CEOs. Yeah, but I, you know, and some of those girls,

all of them dabbled in this stuff because it helped them. But a lot of times they do like a lot of times the same way everyone that's smart does like you know yeah you got to say a little bit of this stuff depending on what game you're in or whatever it helps them but i always i always respect a fucking girl who's like you know uh making a fucking career that's why even like the kardashians in paris hilton and those girls who like built those empires like low-key everyone can be like they're so stupid and you go okay whatever then someone's stupider than you built a fucking you know empire exactly they go they're rich but you're like you know how many fucking people are

as rich as them who don't you never heard of them because they don't do shit maybe they don't have to but well they still they couldn't it's not like just the only fucking like piece of this pie is just having a bunch of money right but there's so wait are you saying i'm saying that like yeah they actually did it like whether you like it or not yes they're rich or whatever but they still have these accomplishments that they did that like not because specifically they're rich yeah help them but there's lots of people who are rich who you don't know about because they i'm sure they flop trying to do this shit well these this girl sort of went on this thing and she was on a and she was on like a podcast in the instagram uh there was an instagram clip where she talks

about her you know big rise to fame or whatever right and she goes we all have the same 24 hours in a day she added um and that while she understands that people come from different financial situations her meritocratic mantra is simple if you want something good enough if you want something enough you can achieve it and they fucking flipped out at her right oh yeah she became like quote tweet the number one person on twitter thousand articles it was just like man you know how everything comes with a positive and negative you know a lot of girls were able to sort of ride this bullshit and the negative is like if you're not completely in line with their message they'll turn on you like that and they can't wait yeah well she's seems to be spouting pretty basic like you know tony robbins basic like the gary v motivational kind of like get after it shit

or whatever but this is like the crabs in the bucket thing where it's just like everybody's just well you can that is that is some of it but there's also you know people hate messages about how you specifically can do better when they're looking for soldiers in a war like the difference is you know these people want to talk about how to make people's lives better on aggregate and they want to pick like huge groups of people and say that we only look at demographics on a broad swath. This is how an individual can make their life better. And it's pretty undeniable that when you're talking about, Hey, how can,

uh, what can people accomplish? Like what's, what are you more likely to accomplish listening to this kind of messaging or listening to messaging about like how you need to, you know, be at more protests or you need to be, capitalism's bad.

What do you think's more likely to make you successful on an individual level and all that it tells you is like you just have to ignore those people and no matter what when you're successful or anyone that's like becoming successful that's the crabs in the bucket thing where it's like whatever the reasons whatever the context there'll always be a lot of people that fucking hate it of course some. Some of those people are, I mean, dude, the fucking byline or whatever tag for this thing is it goes, it's easy to say you can achieve whatever you want if you're rich,

white, and conventionally beautiful. But you're like, there's lots of people who have all three of those things who don't achieve what they want. Of course. Like, like the majority,

none of those things that are very successful. Sure. But like the majority of people who probably try something who have all three of those things don't necessarily achieve these things just because of those. Yeah. And, and, but even if you go further than that,

where it's like, okay, so they want to look at this and kind of be like, this person's at a disadvantage because of these things or whatever. Right. And then you go, okay, even if that's true,

even if you remove, if you say that's true, they're still better off trying, you know, this way than your way. Yeah. You know what I mean? And they're going to like,

there was like, well, yes, we just don't want you saying it. We only want you to say that they can't do anything. Like you have to go out and be like, I'm just completely lucky. And you know,

no one can do anything ever. Yeah. It's all luck. And you're, you're not in control of anything and you have no power can do anything ever yeah it's all luck and you're you're not in control of anything and you have no power and anyone who's accomplished anything knows that thinking like that is poisonous yeah for sure it's literal brain poison yeah but again these are people who's like make an industry out of like and then on tearing shit down straight up tearing shit down and on top of that they're kind of their whole thing is you know they say what she fails to take into account how uh you know when she's got her two million dollar net worth that it's an exception rather than norm for most people

various systematic qualities like class race disability either hinder your path to success or block it off entirely okay even if you think all of that success can mean something different for different people like for someone you know having a fucking 100k year job finishing college getting a job 100k have like a wife you don't hate and fucking raise a family have a house yeah that's like you fucking you know you're the most successful person in your yeah so that's you are not a it's relative absolutely and it's different for everybody it's different for any and it's relative to who you're comparing yourself to so if you go yes if i fucking am disabled and uh you know not very smart and poor and i was a dronic and all these things yeah if you're comparing yourself and like ah but bezos just did that like you know even in our industry it's like

you can't compare yourself to people in different industries. So yeah, maybe you will compare yourself to people in this high school you went to. And then, you know, you just try to beat the average of your circumstances. Or just try the life that you just want. Regardless, you'll be better off

than if you don't try. That's a pretty much guarantee. Obviously, yeah. It's not obvious to these people. Or it is and they're operating in bad faith where they go stop stealing oh you think they might be uh operating in bad faith you go you go what you go uh stop stealing our soldiers you know what i mean because it's kind of like you know someone might be in the army and you go like like hey dude there's

like a better option like you know if you do this and this and this you might not want to fucking go fight this war and die like you know what i mean and we're about to and then someone goes hey what the fuck are you doing we got this guy hyped up on fighting this fucking fight for us and you go yeah but it'd be better for him if he doesn't go fight and die and you go i don't fucking care what's better for him yeah it is interesting because like they she kind of like they're saying like this kind of feminism is adored by many influencers because it champions individualism. And they're like,

they are really like, I don't know the exact, like, is that a crime? Is that a crime? It is to them. Yeah, exactly.

Well, but like, it really like reminds me of the whole, like the year zero stuff in like Cambodia. Like there is like this element of like, they're trying to just like cambodia like there is like this element of like they're trying to just like reset everything like to this fucking baseline where everybody is like on the exact same level like they want like a hard reset where you go like let's get everybody at the same starting

line then we'll start again and you're like guess what even if you do that at some point you're gonna have to do this again because people will not be on the same like eventually they'll dv you can reset this as many times as you want but it's not gonna stay like reset i don't know yeah and then it's like and then they're kind of saying things you know while reality shows like love island are known for launching people's careers it didn't launch hag it simply furthered it because she was already popular before that and they go on and on and on and before that she was in beauty pageants and you're like yeah listen i'll tell you what for anyone the more situations you put yourself in them you know the better chance you are to

you know do well yeah so anyone that's kind of like you know you always know the biggest thing that people that you know kind of don't achieve that much too is they fucking just have like you know moving fatigue you know what i mean decision paralysis decision paralysis you're always then because most of the things that you put yourself in these decisions and you try to do things most of the time it will fail and you're like yeah you're right that is true but on top of that you probably will learn more from that action than non-action absolutely there was actually this uh fuck i can't remember what i was listening to but it was talking about there was like some photography class and um like they use it as an example or whatever but so the

the class they basically allowed them to uh like fuck they basically allowed them where it's like one group could only submit one picture and then one group could submit like multiple pictures but the one picture like it had to be perfect and essentially what it turned out is that the people who did like the multiple theirs were all better just because they were doing so many like taking so many tries at it interesting that they're just the by act of just doing so much there's at the end were better anyways and just the people who tried to make this one picture that was like the best picture and focus on doing it once they're like was never as good as one of the thousand attempts of the

fucking people who just did the volume almost it's kind of that same thing as like you know when they talk about keeping people safe or whatever too it's like people who put themselves in hard situations or whatever it gets less and less hard you know what i mean you know and even it makes them you know it's less and less hard in other situations too not just the one that was originally hard but so it all boils down to it's like they hate individual and you know, it's less and less hard in other situations too, not just the one that was originally hard. But so it all boils down to, it's like they hate individual and you know, it really is. You have to protect yourself against these people because you go, they're always going to fucking exist. And you go, what are your goals?

And any, any, the best thing you can do when anyone tells you anything is like, just evaluate, like, is that actually helping my goal? Or is that like hurting my goal? Or is that hurting my goal or is it helping their goal and that's the bottom line they want you to help their goals not your goals of course you know what i also wonder is this is a kind of not off topic but because this person is obviously just their whole thing is just destroying like they're in demo they're basically they're well they're basically in just like intellectual demolition or whatever but like i actually remember reading something where being in demolition like in the demolition or whatever but like i actually remember reading something where being in demolition like in the demolition real industry where you like take down a building is considered

one of the you and you fucking sit on a chair is considered one of the most satisfying jobs because really yeah because it's one of the few jobs where you're like you literally like see like you know the results. It's instant. It's like you're like, here's a building. Here's your fucking wrecking ball. That would be a satisfying job. Yeah, here's your wrecking ball. Remove this building or whatever, right?

And so it's ranked as super high in terms of satisfaction. I wonder if she derives the same amount of satisfaction. I bet you she does. Yeah, she probably finishes this article and she just sits in it. She goes, this is a nice feeling. Well's all that ideology that may it doesn't make people better and this is the last one where danny sent me this but it was another uh canadian thing but it was a remote work is protecting employees from toxic workplaces now employers must do better

says expert and employees shielded from everyday microaggressions inappropriate remarks expert says and a lot of it is like you know saying that they should stay home because all of the you know these women have been dealing with just non-stop yeah yeah exactly and there's none of those are at home not well i'll tell you what she must have been listening to zoom calls that i'm on because there is some fucking microaggressions i start start every fucking Zoom meeting and I go, oh, put on some weight, huh? I go, eating for two tonight? I go, hey, hey, toots. Eyes up here.

I go, what's your name? Sandra. I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. That's kind of shitty of you. I start mine with a land acknowledgement. Yeah, yeah, a really long one. And I also want to admit that I bought this computer secondhand and this computer was james's computer so respect to james you know what's funny is uh a few different people told me this last year all the companies were all on board with like

june teeth being a holiday so it was like a you know a huge thing like sent out the big thing like you know uh everyone has a day off this is a big thing and then this year most of them just didn't they like didn't, they like, didn't, they're not, it's not a holiday anymore. What do you mean? It's a national holiday.

It's not a national holiday. A lot of, no, it's not a, you have to like, it's a, it's a national holiday, but not one that employees can't,

uh, they have to make their kids. Oh, I thought they made it. Oh no. I'm thinking of in Canada, they made the fucking, the native thing.

This one, this one, a lot of companies were, was a day off for everyone. And then a year later, they're kind of like, do we have to still give them a day off on? That's not as much of a hot issue anymore, right? Yeah. Well, that's like with the Black Lives Matter, all the businesses that put out the Black Lives Matter things and then eventually take them down. Well, the sun is, you know, gonna just fade them out and then they're going to have to

make a decision. Like they're in their window and they didn't even put them up. So they just get a new one forever. Well, they just put them up because straight up they're like, don't break my window. That became the default sign of please don't break my shit is the blacklight. There's obviously people who were on that shit before, but the people who got really late were like,

I just don't want my shit broken, so I concede. But then there's going to be a day when they're like, so what do we do? We take these down? Just remove these? Of course. Well, Alexandra Joseph works in a consulting firm in Kitchener, and she says that working from home has been a saving grace. She has fewer in-person interactions with people, which means fewer opportunities to face microaggressions. And you like the girl.

She had the co-founder was the the girl writing this article is uh she's the diversity consultant at a company called divonify divonify yeah divonify uh.com quite a racket that she's oh dude i did you check out the website no what's going on oh it's oh i've been all over it so uh first off it's uh if you wonder where the name come from it's uh diversity plus unify okay divonify which doesn't make sense because where did the o come from it should be divunify i'm like looking at it goes d-i-v-o-n-i-f there's there's the n-n-i-f-y from unify and then there's div from diversity and then she just threw an O in there. Exactly.

So this girl's basically saying to these people like, you know what I mean? Oh, you're in such better health now because you haven't had to be at work. And by the way, it is better. I honestly think a pretty fair system moving forward now that everyone's had both. Two or three days a week you make the employees go in and then two of them they don't because

you are losing out on creating like a workplace culture and i know i'm being fucking kind of a you know a snitch by telling people that i should have to go back to work but i'm just saying if you were like running a company and the because a lot of people have a lot of friends who are like i want to go back some days i don't want to live it like like they're three days a week is perfect three days a week and then two days a week you can work from home i think my buddy especially he's in like outside of toronto but like with the lockdowns he's like dude i spend 24 hours a day at home no it's no good he's like i take i don't leave the house that's not healthy and then on top of that right now all these companies are benefiting from the fact that most of their employees got hired before there's no i'm sure there's a few but like

most companies you know they have new employees during the pandemic or whatever, but most employees are coasting off the fact that they spent years creating this culture or whatever, right? I've also spoken to people who they're like, yeah, I kind of like work harder in COVID. It actually sucks. They're like, I could fuck off more like when I was in an office. Right. But because like they have like, dude, they have all these like the mouse logger. Half and half.

They have the mouse logger where it's like if your mouse is mouse loggers or whatever. So then it's like, it says you haven't moved your mouse. I wouldn't want the mouse logger where it's like if your mouse is mouse loggers or whatever so then it's like it says you haven't moved your mouse i wouldn't want a mouse logger dude well there's all these people who have these hacks or something where it's like you know it's just like the drinking bird from simpsons where it literally dude it is where people have like these things that'll just like kind of just keep touching your fucking uh yeah to show you the drinking bird yeah i love that well her sort of thing that she's saying is essentially like no one should leave their house like you should just stay in your fucking bubble you never leave your room every job should be done from there that's the only way that we can deal with

the fact that it's so scary out there and not to say that there ain't douchebag guys but the idea that your whole life is just walking around some guy comes and knocks your fucking shit off your desk you know you walk through by he's whistling at you you know i can't whistle dude they have a fucking aggressive someone's dressing to get banged out by the way divanify has a pretty aggressive territory acknowledgement on their uh they got a good dude listen to this okay as we are a collection of consultants, the land on which Devonify is situated is in traditional territories of many nations, including the Haudenosaunee, Anishinaabe,

Neutral, Ojibwe, Odawa, Potawatomi, who are still present on this land. We live and work in Treaty 2 and Upper Canada Treaty territories. While we are all treaty people as a settler-run organization, we recognize- And that'll be 200

dollars that significant work remains to be done to uncovering truth and working towards reconciliation and then but they should one little thing they should add is we're not actually doing anything no no they do that they say all that and they go so anyways yeah um your employees should uh stay home probably 200 bucks yeah it's a racist zooms racist yeah that's kind of what they do right they go okay anyways this tribe was okay we're big no this is what they say they go all right listen uh so we charge five hundred dollars an hour we'll start now just want to make an acknowledgement they go okay we've got this five hundred dollars an hour can we ask a question and the agonized And the Agunah tribe, the Naga-Huga tribe.

How funny is it doing a two-hour land acknowledgement when you're making $500 an hour? Should we get a free consultation for the Boy Scouts to how to make the Boy Scouts more inclusive? Yeah, yeah.

Because straight up, you'd be like, okay, so there's two of us. We're both white. What do we do? And they'll be like, so fire both of yourselves. Both step down

and then just hire you know, hire two new people. Only do articles about how you're bad. Or whatever. But then like the next week. We have to pull a Jeopardy where we can be the producers still. I guess. We go, okay, we'll step back in there and then we'll elevate.

Or we could also transition and win the Jeopardy finals. Like a girl. Like a girl. It's a peaceful, safe place. And you don't hear background noise there's no office chatter but they this this woman's like literally selling you the dream that like all your employees are almost dead so you know what i mean you could do this now or you can wait for them to all officially die because their their life's a non-stop living hell they said for many marginalized

employees the option to work for home has given them a sense of release this is the thing this is the thing they can't do in south south korea right they legitimately in south korea they can't say that this is obviously microaggressions are no but listen they're obviously they're obviously kind of saying like you know girls don't want to be in the workplace but they know that they can say like this is you know it's right the The office is racist, right? Like someone might ask you about your hair or something like that. And you're black,

but they know that they can attach race to it. And it's way more touchy, but South Korea, they can't really do this kind of stuff. Right. Because it's all like a unit. Like they're all there. So yeah,

they're so similar that they don't have that kind of diversity. Yeah. So I think that, do you think maybe South Korea should hire them? The whole country should be like you know what you guys you guys need some diversity consultants to come in because this is pretty getting the pretty one race yeah yeah what they should do is maybe put men in the cages because they can't be contained because they can't men just can't stop microaggressing right

so we're just we're just one what happens is they we men work from the cages and women are at their desk, you know, and then the men are in the cages like, you know, and then they have one girl that's sort of, you know, like the whipping girl that takes it for everyone. Or they make it a guy because it should be a guy dressed as a girl. So I guess we're back to a real girl.

Then they come by and then the men in their cages, oh, nice tits, you know, I'd fuck you. You know, and then we get it out of our system, but we still leave the cage. And then at the end, when like five o'clock runs, they have different bells where the girls leave. So they're safe. You know, they have a different hallway that they can sort of tunnel under. So they don't have to be around the men that are going to microaggress them. And then they throw us our lunch.

Like they throw you your fucking, you know, here's a fish. Here's like, they throw you a, you know, here's a fish. Here's like they throw you, you know, a bagel. Sounds like the Boy Scouts should get into the diversity consulting game. Yeah. That's by the way, in terms of like, like I actually sometimes do kind of have like respect for a nice grift. I do too. You know, because you're like, as much as this is so bullshit. Just a full blown hustler.

Like this is such a fucking ridiculous thing. And good on you for like, you know. Well, they said in the space impacted, people may fail. They need to alter the way they speak. So this is what they're saying. People can't use their slang. You can't go into work and be like, I'm a fucking goomer. Like if you're, for example, if you talk like that around your house.

Or if you swear a ton in your normal life. If you swear a ton, swear a ton but that's cultural like you go no but my culture is like that i come you come and you go hey who the fuck is going you know yeah if you happen to talk like that in your workplace and they don't like it right yeah but like this the the sentence you're even saying is you go uh impacted people may feel the need to alter the way they speak dress or even do their hair said james but often at home they don't have to. Yeah, it's called a job. It's literally like everybody. Has nobody ever been at a job and you go, hey, you hang out with someone? You go, let's go grab some beer.

And then you go, oh, there's a different person. But one of the things they are talking about is there may have been a thing in the past where someone would show up with an afro or something and people would be like, hey, you can't kind of have that haircut or whatever you gotta have some balls though in today's climate if like you know you hire like a black guy and he shows up with like a big hair and you fucking tell him he's got a shit like yeah i don't think this is happening anyone's got a brain on them now knows that's the last thing they'll ever say hey mike we kind of have a dress code and dashiki is not that you know you got you can go home and change and come back

in a suit because yeah this is a big doctor's office yeah this is a big investment bank it's not that you can't wear dashiki it's just that nobody can and it goes okay and women yeah yeah your funeral yeah exactly well women can sort of already wear whatever they want they can show up in like some wacky outfit with all sorts of you know different pins and all sorts of different stuff all over it all weird makeup looking like a clown yeah and the bosses can't say anything whereas a guy sort of have to wear a suit that's just kind of the way it is but they know that they can't get away with this stuff and else they add the racial component because it is true if someone has like a traditionally like dreadlocks or something like that and you're a boss right now and you tell them they gotta shave their dreadlocks you

fucking oh good luck with that oh you tell yeah you tell an asian person you go you're a boss right now, and you tell them they've got to shave their dreadlocks, you fucking, good luck with that. You tell an Asian person, you go, we're sort of a no-ball-cut company. I mean, whatever. I mean, I guess it's like, why can't someone have dreadlocks? But I'll tell you what, if you fucking white guys trying to get hired at the bank with dreadlocks. That's their culture. Good luck.

That's their culture of white reggae guy. White Rastafari. We're constantly on guard we're constantly protecting ourselves she says it's like going into battle she says going into the office for like most people is like a battle for of microaggressions because they have such a huge psychological effect on our mental health and even i mean yeah where do you work like staples where is this spot where it's just like a fucking psychological battle and by the way work does suck but it's like you don't really need to like repurpose it where you go it sucks because like

men can't do stop you know yeah yeah agreed a lot of jobs suck and a lot of bosses are assholes but also like you work in a cushy office job like she's not talking like she's got the fucking job of the year think about the mcdonald's by your house that That's a fucking battle. If you work at that McDonald's, you are showing up to fucking work every day like January 6th, like guards at the fucking Capitol. You got like all the gear, the riot gear, and it gets crazy in there. Yeah. You know, that's a battle.

This is not, your accounting job is not a battle. Also, they said they have a zero tolerance policy for microaggressions, discrimination, or whatever. But imagine like fucking getting called into your job for microaggressions how much that would blow where they come in and they're like hey denny a little talk you know the whole whole fucking kitten caboodles there right they had to bring down like the executive manager like the branch manager and they sit you down and they go last week did you ask candace what she's having for lunch it's none of your business it's come to our attention that you've been uh that you have been hounding karen to tell you the recipe for food that's an ethnic dish danny that is not your

business so anyways you're on nine months probation it's like uh i heard you uh commented on uh shelly's beef patties and you said that you thought those looked good. Yeah. What did you mean by that? What the fuck do you mean by that? What did you mean that they looked good? Do you know who these are, the diversity consultants? They're all Lionel Hutts.

No, they're ambulances. Yeah, they're ambulance chasers. They're like, no, they're not Lionel Hutts. They're the guy who sells the monorail. They're the monorail guy from The Simpsons. They literally take your money and then they fucking leave town

and you go, are we any less racist? And you go, no, because we weren't racist to start. Yeah. I would love if people ever got to a point

where they could use this, like use this stuff for their like cultures like that aren't, you know, Indian or something like the white guy being like, so I can't fucking say fucking anymore.

This is how I was raised, born and raised just because you are a fucking city slicker. You're going to impose your city slicker ways on my fucking way fucking say fucking anymore. This is how I was raised, born and raised. Just because you are a fucking city slicker, you're going to impose your city slicker ways on my fucking way that I fucking talk? You're going to tell me I can't fucking light up a dart at my... You're going to tell me I can't hack a dart at the office? That's my culture, bud.

Or just, yeah, the Italian guys. Like, hey, oh, fucking... You're going to tell me that I can't bake pizza? He has a pizza oven on him. I can't bake a ziti while I'm at work? Italian culture that you fucking eat off the zine. Just want to make a ziti, yo. You're telling me this is a cultural mishap if you're telling me I'm going to have to get the fucking guys in here

if you're telling me that I can't have a fucking pizza oven on my desk. So there you have it so Danny's reducing hairline I'm reducing hairline patreon.com slash the boys cast you already know what it is bonus episode every week the

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