The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Making Jokes through WW3

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

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Kanye West is reportedly trying to trademark the rights to the word use for his new company and plans to incorporate the phrase in everything from financial services to entertainment to real estate. Don't you think it's kind of bad timing on this one? In which way? I mean a financial services company called Use Run the Banks. I mean I don't really see the connection but I guess Kanye's new company and what just happened are both Jewish adjacent news. I mean have you read this? It says he wants to have an army of you landlords. Yeah it's a real estate company. I mean listen I know the words rhyme but i don't think everything's about jews doesn't have sympathy yeah i mean it says right here we have you managers you agents you lawyers it's a company

yeah they're gonna have some employees and he's very excited about use central banking and usury come on he's starting his own central bank i don't want to say you're projecting here but maybe you're being a little sensitive i mean people are allowed to start an agency. It says here his plan is for yous to take over Hollywood and fashion and his first product is yous hook nose sunglasses. What even is that? I mean, you don't have a monopoly on sunglass manufacturing.

Yes, we do. I mean, the word you rhymes with you. Yes, it also rhymes with blue and clue. And if you go to Britain and the girl says she wants to go to the loo, are you gonna take that as a personal dig? If she dates a guy named Lou, is that problematic now too?

Okay, what about this? Sinus spray for use by use. He's selling sinus spray now? I don't really get where you're going with this. Is the price an issue? Is that it? What is that supposed to mean? And now they wanna do an advertising campaign

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This guy finished that sentence. He just lied. The girls just lined up and he just sat there unzipped and they one by one just came and sucked him up. Not all at once, ladies. Was that a TED Talk? That guy was doing a TED Talk. That's so funny because I just listened to the Coleman Hughes thing.

If you're wondering what TEDx has been up to lately. They're like, Coleman Hughes is not allowed to talk. And then this guy's like, women. Hold on. Women are smarter than men. No! What? Women are.

They're smarter than men. They're better better than men they have more frequency than men this guy's bathing in it though right now and there's just the one guy in the audience who's just like yeah he's just watching it being like they just panned his seat yeah yeah i got his fucking Take it The guy that had to Come to watch That's taking it on the chin The girls are probably

Get out of that thing Real hyped up They're just pushing Anyone in the hallway First Barbie Now this Huh God

The girls just walk out of there And punch a dude in the face Calls her dad Fuck you Piece of shit. That's good shit. Girls are going back to their work demanding promotions. I'll tell you that much.

I mean, they deserve that. I want to raise how much? Double. Double what you're getting. I'm twice as smart as you, so I should make close to that. You want double. You're making 50 grand a year. You want to make 100 grand a year.

You're a cashier. He goes, no, I want double what you're making. I don't think you... I want double the CEO pay I think I misspoke Please That's what's happened And that has inspired me

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He is a little bit wildin' Yeah But I was So You know Snoop Dogg I've said this kind of before that he'll do any commercial but this his new one he if you go through tiktok i saw back to back

snoop dog commercials and it's all just like yo if it's nizamainizo that's why i support sherman toilet paper he's like he's like and i'm on the bunch and you got the crunch and it's like every single oh you're saying that snoop dogg is not a principled artist my well my point is he's sold out if you will it's it's kind of uh you know like you always hear that like black guys hold each other accountable more and in some degrees it is it's true like black guys can never wear a dress or they would get killed right but the one difference is i feel like white guys hold themselves way more accountable on like doing corny shit but i think that they maybe have like a snoop dog has sort of a thing it's like yeah i'm getting paid yeah it's

like somehow cool like if you think of if like uh travis barker and it's not even blink-182 is the coolest band or whatever but like if billy joe armstrong from green day was like if you scroll through tiktok and it was like back to back like you know him being like hey i'm billy joe armstrong if you're hurting a car call bill yeah but snoop dogg seems to get away with just like snoop dogg would literally be in like a raytheon commercial if they paid him enough money he'd be everything dude he literally goes he goes does your is your plumbing having a problem tell him tell him the dog sent you the dog yeah like they're getting it for just like local commercials like some just like independent plumber they are dude i can't remember the

one i saw last it was legitimately like for dental floss or something the stuff he does i'm telling you i don't think anyone i know could get away with that. The Snoop Dogg, he still goes on everything as the cool guy. Yeah. I mean, nobody's taking it away from him, I guess. I think the code for rappers is if you're getting paid, it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, because they're all, they got their, I mean, he's literally money on my mind. Because he has you.

Money on my mind. Money on my mind. And that's sort of the difference between white white comedians I think when you're kind of saying like oh my whole deal is I'm like goofy to some degree or I'm not trying to be serious or I'm not trying to like affect social change necessarily no one really gets as mad at you when you wear a dress because it's funny

right because it's all just under the guise of goofiness yeah if you're like if you're a black guy and you wear a dress you get very hit on it it's like you let the man like tell you what to do you can't just be like I don't know I thought it was funny he's like no they got to you yeah he's like he's like this bitch and where snoop dog would be the guy being like you know these motherfuckers be out there wearing a dress anyways support dr scholl's like bunion somehow that's okay he's doing that for high fructose corn syrup it really is okay so good

on him good for getting that bag snoop i gotta say one quick thing if you're on the i have a thing on the patreon for the $50 tier people that i said i'd put their names in sketches and i had a big list of the three that i was gonna do and i just lost it and then they messaged me and i lost it again so if that's you send me a message on the patreon i'm such an idiot dude i scoured my notes trying to find whose name it was and i released a video today i was gonna put one of the names and then i can't find it no i'm an idiot but so anyways hit me up if that was you and i scoured all my notes you do one where you're

like i'm a queer for palestine anyway i don't well i don't think they care i usually ask them like would you care if it was a certain thing, because it's funny even if it is something bad like that. Yeah. But also, catch me in Kansas City and Omaha next week, then Edmonton, Los Angeles, Irvine. Los Angeles sold out, so we had another one. San Jose, Phoenix, Toronto, Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty, Dallas, Baltimore, Winnipeg, San Jose, London.

Both of them sold out, which is insane. London. I'm going to add, like, a bigger one, too. And then Oslo, Amsterdam, and some other places in the UK that I can't remember off the tip of my head. Yeah, yeah. I'm actually going to be in Saratoga Springs next weekend. Saratoga Springs, if you're listening. It's going to be that.

I was there like four months ago. Yo, you know what it is, man. You've got to come out to the springs. The spring. Now, listen. I'm not here to make jokes about all the stuff that just happened You know what I mean Some serious business

Well I'm not here to say that Israel is Republicans Ukraine I'm not here to I'm not here to take shots like that Has anyone said That they should have a Gaza strip club The Gaza strip I think I have maybe Has that happened

Is there a Jewish Strip club called The Gaza Strip Or would that be Um Jewish strip club Sounds like hell on earth For the strippers Yeah

For everybody Why do you want You don't want Another lap dance Barking How much are they Twenty dollars I'd do

Two for thirty How much is the lap dance. It's $20 for half an hour. $10. I have $5 for his triple clap dance. Drake makes it rain, though. Drake does make it rain, yeah. Right?

Have the black Israelites wait on everything that's happening. That's the black half of them, though. That's true. Did they let him in the black Israelites? Because technically, do you know what I mean? No. Because he's black. His mom wouldn't. He's like, yeah, I'm a black Jew. that's true that is yeah if he was did they let him in the black Israelites because technically do you know what I mean do they because he's black

he's like yeah I'm a black Jew and they're like no it's not what we meant not that kind you know that's not what we mean

Drake we should go trek up to Harlem and see and check in on the black Israelites yeah are they liking this or not liking this this happened

and that was my literal first thought danny's twitter i recommend going over and checking in danny's twitter because it's really while it's still online i had a lot of people we had a group chat too but i had other people message that you're you're on being funny yeah i'm cooking you were sort of cooking my mom wasn't not gonna say with gas but you were cooking yeah i was cooking so cooking so hot i got kicked off instagram temporarily did you did you check with any of the black israelites we're up to no uh no they're pretty silent on this i don't know i do follow some on on twitter actually but i don't know they haven't they haven't weighed in

but i guess that they're probably like it i guess yeah i guess yeah because i guess the way they see it is if is if uh hamas wins and palestine wins i guess like if that if that's the ideal goal here is like what just they kill every jew in israel and then it's just all theirs again but it wouldn't be theirs it would be palestine's and the black that's what i'm saying palestine that's what i'm saying they're saying like palestine wins and then the black heber israel it's like like we can go back and then well palestine might not want them back either. Yeah. They might be in for a little bit of a surprise

of what Palestinians think of black guys. They show up there, they go, wait, there's no black people here? You go, yeah, that's what we've been trying to tell you.

By design, yeah. The Jews are probably, if you want to be. I mean, there are black people there, but. No,

but I'm saying Jews. Jewish people are probably more, like Israel people are probably more down with African Americans than Palestinians. Oh, yeah. Hard to say. are probably more pro like israel people are probably more down with uh african americans than palestinians oh yeah hard to say they all seem like entertain yeah yeah muslim dudes yeah it's a hard one i'm not sure god really did screw you guys by putting that uh piece of land that's the holy land in the worst spot in the world eh yeah it's i mean i don't know i screwed who i guess i i don't even know.

Everyone. It's just constant war. I think they should just literally kick everybody out. No. No Israel for anybody. No, literally turn it into an amusement park.

Be like, because the whole point is it's all these historical sites who are like, we're going to put up some ticketing booths. You can come visit it

for like, you know, pay five bucks. You're saying they should check it out. The mosque, all the stuff, the Christian stuff, the Jewish stuff, the Muslim stuff. Do you think any Jews were like, you're like, kick everyone out and you're like, you know, pay five bucks, come check it out. The mosque, all the stuff, the Christian stuff, the Jewish stuff,

the Muslim stuff. Do you think any Jews were like, you're like, kick everyone out and you're like, what the hell are you talking about? And then we charge admission. Okay, I'm...

The Jews are like, okay, I wasn't totally on board with this, but I didn't know that there was revenue streams involved. I'll hear you out. Surely there has to be like a fucking piece of land that they can all just like... I used to do a joke about it.

They want that one though. What if they moved that piece of land somewhere else where they go, we're taking Israel. They airlift Israel to somewhere else. That's what I'm saying. Dude, I used to do a joke about it, but I'm like, they should just like kick them all out, make it like a reality show.

Just kick them all out and find like a reality show just kick them all out and find it dude it's i looked it up israel the entirety of israel is 8 500 square miles small it's like probably like the very tip of like southern ontario you know it's a tiny tiny place just like move them like not that far over kick them all out the bible says that's a spot though right well well they can't sort it out so oh well tough shit i don't know back to normal well you guys can't figure it out so tough shit well now y'all live in fucking africa i was i was laughing about people not being able to figure out their statements i did a video about it but it's like it really is i've never you've never seen whenever israel palestine comes along you never see more people that you're just like

they know exactly what to say they have all the stances they've never missed posting a square and then this one they're just like no there's no real answer that you get no flack for them for sure oh yeah the best is because the thing i'm like do you have to put like i saw like the rock put out a statement he does yeah yeah i saw that too and i'm like do you have to put out a statement if you're interesting right? It's interesting, right? Informal. Yeah, like a formal statement from the rock, like rock ink. I guess it is because at this point it's rock ink.

I guess you do have to. So you're like, he has to. And then all the Palestine people are like, we're so disappointed in you, rock. You're like, what side did you think the rock was taking? Right. Are you crazy? You think the rock's an idiot? Yeah. I mean, not even.

You're just like, what side do you think the rock is going to just torpedo his whole fucking career by being like i stand with palestine like you know he could have stood with palestine previously when it was like a little more nebulous but you're like the rock even his pro-israel stance was very like cryptic yeah for sure i mean he's got very, you know, there's bad stuff happening. Yeah. We need to. Very fine people on both sides. That's my favorite thing right now is literally everybody who gave Trump shit for very fine people on both sides. Like literally all these liberals who are like the very fine people on both sides are now like, can we all just think about that? There's good people on both sides now.

You go, all right. The smartest stance that people made. think about that there's good people on both sides now you're going all right well the smartest stance that people made like i think uh the probably the smartest one is the it was the word equivalent of like yeah what terrible yeah which part is all of it yeah it's all terrible which is the actual truth yeah it's all terrible terrible it's like i did it's literally like this most unwinnable thing yeah so just a couple funny things but i do want to talk about it but probably the thing that was in some way i guess it was by design too but it's just making me laugh the idea that ben shapiro uh that's so good that when it happened it was on like a jewish holiday

so he couldn't tweet to the point where like people that work there had to be like, just so you know, like he can't tweet. And he doesn't know about this other than rumors. That was another thing. He must have been going crazy. I'm going to say, I don't believe. I don't believe he like just happened. Someone definitely, you know.

Do they get people to turn their taps on? You don't think he was getting the info? Yeah, exactly. The information tap? You don't think someone was just like, hey, you know, like someone just held twitter up for him while he's like he's reading it to him probably not scrolling it now he was having a he was having a meltdown probably right yeah yeah oh yeah i guess can you imagine not being able to tweet like right there he was probably just staring at the fucking sun clock no the sun because it's all based on the sun going down.

He's just like staring, he's burning into his eyes, just waiting for it to go down, just like a psychopath, just direct staring at the sun. I thought you kind of had the right sort of opinion on it. I guess, bad way of saying that, but there was sort of, there was this vibe of like, even if you were super pro-Palestine,

it was just like, what do you think's happening now? That's the thing that I didn't get with people. And you know what I thought of? It was kind of the analogy of, because even if you see it as like, hey, these are occupiers, this is Palestinian land, it was like, it kind of reminds, even if you see it as like, like hey this is the protagonist in the film that's finally standing up to the bully

yeah the freedom fighter yeah like that's that's how your worldview is you go finally this is like payback even though maybe you wouldn't have liked the way they did it but this is payback you go the protagonist in the boat that stands up to the bully and comes up and punches the bully in the face like in the real world what happens next is that fucking nerd gets sent to the hospital yeah by the bully his fucking teeth kicked he gets his teeth kicked in and then also in this thing you have to remember that and kind of in this one the nerd also doesn't stop with the bully if the nerd punches the bully he needs the bully's family dead and then now he's a school shooter essentially he's like he didn't want to just punch the bully it's like that bully's whole bloodline's got to go down right pretty much and what happens is the nerd gets sent to the hospital and then you're the

guy that uh encouraged your friend to go punch the bully and now he has his legs broken and you're just like oh i don't know you have to go to the hospital visit and be like got that punch yeah but then i mean i guess the the best analogy though is that you go be like see these monsters broke his legs and then like because that's kind of that's kind of like what i guess one strategy or one theory about this is is that like hamas basically goes does this stuff israel responds like disproportionately and then israel looks bad which is kind of true right and then america spends a lot of money and bankrupts themselves more yeah and i mean you know the world war three people who are like you know the who with the ukraine russia stuff is like this is technically a one step closer in that

direction because you're now like have a second war happening on a different front and now if you have like uh china like china taiwan like china might be like well we can definitely take taiwan right now now you have three well because you're like assuming that uh people are going to intervene you're like well you can't intervene in three wars at once you're like you just you're spread too thin watch them try they're not going well i guess they would seem that would be china's response to be like i guess you could try but like it'll just be difficult you're not going to really be able to do that so at this point and then at the same time america is the weakest financially it's been in a very long time, right?

Like, dude, like I was talking to this guy, Clinton or whatever, but like, you know, they announced, I don't know, two weeks ago. They go, it was when we were at Skank Fest where they're like, the national debt just hit 33 trillion. It's like, it's already at 34 trillion. You're like, they've already just, they're fucking just printing money, right? Yeah. Like unprecedented amount and you know i guess everybody the modern monetary theory people are like i guess we'll see how far this can go but you assume there must be some breaking point

you're sort of more in that camp but you're sort of you're still thinking it's hitting the the threshold i mean surely there must be a threshold there must be some limit there can't be like infinite money printing i guess i don't know maybe i mean i guess some people disagree well they all find one other place they go japan's got a higher debt to gdp ratio there's yeah i guess i mean there's no question like those i'm i'm on yeah i'm in the camp that inflation is like you know very real like i when i go buy groceries now you're just like sometimes i can't even fucking believe it and i mean i call i go steal groceries i called it too when uh i don't know if you how much you notice this but i called it like right when the russia stuff happened the

inflation but like the shrinkflation is crazy like literally every i know i looked down i was seven inches everything costs more now and there's like just less of it like if you go look at anything you buy you're just like it's the packaging's all smaller yeah that is kind of true it's all slightly more expensive as well uh-huh yeah so anyway there's not good things all around and then you have fucking sleepy joe at the wheel so although i also i also this is him running the money printer that's him pressing his hand on the money printer they just let him sleep and they put the nightcap

near the money printer button he nods off yeah you wake up and he's another shrillion oops I fell asleep I fell asleep on the money printer you know everybody's like this wouldn't happen you don't want Trump in charge like nobody would do this under Trump

who would you rather have like This kind of bully in Trump or a dude who's literally senile? Trump, for sure. No, but I'm saying maybe the senile guy is more of a wild card. Who knows what the senile guy is? At least you could kind of have a model of what Trump's going to do. Whereas you have this senile guy.

Sleepy Joe might actually attack the wrong country by accident. Yeah, the range of options for for joe biden are actually greater yeah it's actually like there's more potential so anyways oh no we just printed another joke what happened sleep fell sleep on the printer joe man He wakes up. He's at the International Monetary Fund. Sleepy Joe just sleepwalks into the Federal Reserve because he's got the scan code for everything.

It's all the eye scan codes, right? So he's just like... He's walking into the International Monetary Fund. Adds an extra zero. It's basically Mr. Magoo. Adds an extra zero to how's basically Mr. Magoo. Mr. Magoo's a jar. Adds an extra zero to how much they're printing.

Happens. No, they're ordering, like he's just ordering drone strikes by accident all over the place. He's just, woo, woo, woo. Woo, woo.

Yeah, but anyways, I thought at first when this first happened, I go, maybe this will be like one of those little quick flare-ups, but. I guess when you, you know that in the chess

where you have the hindsight bias, you know what I mean? Yeah. There's also sort of when everyone's discussing it, it it always is get back to the things where people go what they should do or what this should shouldn't do and it was like regardless of what you think the situation now yeah of course yeah yeah for sure like with uh you go with like well israel that shouldn't be their land you're like well it is and you know i mean look someone said it i can't remember this guy i can't remember what his name is on on twitter but he said it very well but he's essentially like you know if if americans were in this like if right-wing americans were in the same position as

the palestinians it's like they would fight you know twice as hard like they would do way crazier shit you know like it's just it's like ever like there's just people are in tough spots like it's it's not like you know i think it's very important to understand like other sides of the thing and they're kind of just like under a kind of crappy government that maybe doesn't have their best interest oh definitely so yeah and then you go the other side if you were israel like if you think if you put yourself in a situation where it's it kind of shows like it's just where stuff goes right you see like even in a situation where it's kind of like, it's just where stuff goes, right?

You see like, even in the, uh, where it's like, Hey, let's, uh, you can't censor this or we need more women in this.

Like there is no end to it. So it is kind of, if you're Israel, you're like, well, what should we, what would you do? I guess the,

you're like, okay, let me just try to barricade them out a bit. And you're like, yeah, I mean, like the most liberal argument would be like, Hey, and allades right like they'd be like hey like take take down the wall and the guys are stripped and then would that lead to something worse in the future yeah i mean

well it'll just like more it's one of those things where you know i guess they're not wanting to test out that hypothesis but you're like okay say we do that we just like open it up uh to them and again like they have another border on the egypt side like it's not like egypt's like yo come on in here like egypt doesn't want them in there yeah right like so it's not even like specifically uh israel thing but you're like look take down the wall i i can't imagine they're like oh thanks for removing the wall we can just live in peace now it doesn't really shake down like no it's like they'll just have all these problems that will result in the wall getting put back up. It's sort of a different one than Ukraine, too, because Israel can probably tune up Palestine people pretty good without anyone's help.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, they don't have really much of a military. Israeli military is way more advanced. It's crazy that they still get money from America. I know. It's not crazy actually it's obviously like america does it for america's interest allegedly well some people argue that's not the case well what does israel need the money for it's not even a percent of their gdp that they get like they don't need the money that's why i always like because everybody's always like yeah israel they should stop america should stop giving

them the money i'm like they should stop giving them the money. I'm like, they should stop giving them the money. Like, Israel doesn't need it. It's $3 billion a year. Israel's GDP is like literally, I don't know, 300 whatever. Yeah, they have money. It's a drop in the bucket for them. Is it like a show of good faith? Is that what it is?

No, it's like. Why is America giving everyone money all the time? They're not giving everyone money, but it's like for America, it's like it's, I think it's, I mean, this is how I feel about it about it was just like it's in america's interest this is like a 51st state for and then they get to say like hey we gave you money so you owe us a little something maybe well they're like yeah they're you know it's generally people in that region of the world that are hostile towards america like most of those countries are like not even if they're we can have like we can have our military we can have our intelligence there we yeah of

course it's like it's like strategically beneficial to america and the argument is that it isn't i guess but i don't know how that could be how anybody would say it's not better i think people are just like america people in america are like why are we giving three billion dollars to uh israel they're just like why do they need the money and i'm just like i agree they don't need the money i think they should do it because it's just it's a strategic like decision by america okay that's that's at least my feeling on it i'm like i don't know because i mean israel doesn't need the money that's for sure like if if they lost if any person lost one percent of their net worth they would not notice it like nobody is is that tight where

like one percent is making any difference yeah it's like especially when you can print money and take loans and all that well that even too like i don't know so it's kind of the thing i was there's a lot of just wild takes or whatever but the thing that to me was i i noticed a lot of girls just like have their sort of natural inclination like in our industries to be like i'm palestine because it kind of became the you know it's just you naturally you're just like have their sort of natural inclination like in our industries to be like on palestine because it kind of became the you know it's just you naturally you're just like what's who's less white you know what i mean yeah it's kind of the natural thing but it also was i was just like imagine those girls people like an underdog story for sure of course but you go if you were here it was the same thing though if you're like oh they were on stolen land or whatever

it's like okay well imagine that that actually took it to its full extent and then the natives started taking it back and then there was Coachella and all the... Would you be happy about that? And they're like... Everyone likes their position in theory almost, it feels like. You know what I mean?

Well, especially when it's on the other side of the world and it impacts you zero. But there's so many flaws in all those arguments because everybody is you know all the same people who are like you know the colonizers blah blah and you're like well but yeah you're only using you you start at 1948 what's all depends on where you start right right exactly you're like why does why does like the in america it starts at you know whatever 14 nine whenever columbus came over that's where we started here but then you're like

at this one you go no we start that one in 1948 and you're like all right well you're very very picky very picky and choosing well you sort of point this out but it is the breakdown of intersectionality is really this is yeah yeah because that dude when you have like this is pretty current or whatever but like you know when you have at first people are like yeah freedom fighters and then like stuff started to come out and then people are like well that's not true and then it's like okay that is true and then they're just like uh shit like there'd be like bad stuff's coming out and then other people who are like for it are like now rooting against the stuff being true and then it comes out and they're like of course yeah like shit and then

they're like damn it and yeah for sure it's it's uh well that's nice to see i'm usually seeing a lot of people have just mental breakdowns about it like you sarah silverman has been well yeah and well she's but it's fuck does she expect yeah that's what i'm saying is like you're kind of realizing you're just like so the people that you're like rolling with or whatever so they were right about everything except for this it was like no it's the ideology that's against you but it's like i think it's almost like convenient when it's against white people but then because you're sort of but then when it's against jews you're like well i don't like that one and you're just like the whole ideology is whoever is the more powerful one's

the bad one that's in every scenario yeah so you go regardless of like what is happening and i think what their problem is is some of these people are just like, no, no, no, we're not the powerful one here. And everyone's just like, you are, though. Yeah, you are, though. And they go, but I marched with you. And they go, yeah, we don't.

All right. Shit about that. Are you kidding? Yeah, so I think a lot of people are having meltdowns. And it is very much like a breakdown of that sort of stuff. Nice to watch. Like a lot of liberal Jewish people are finding out that it's like that jewish card don't go too far all their uh brothers in arms are not exactly they're not exactly on their side yeah i see i get it when anyone's like if you're

jewish and you're just like even if you don't really have a good uh argument if you're just reflexively pro-jewish or if you're like muslim and you're just reflexively pro-Jewish or if you're like Muslim and you're just reflexively pro-Palestine, it's like, I get that because you just go, well, yeah, I'm rooting for the ones that's me. I mean, at that point, you're rooting for the leaps over the paths. But that's a weird one though

because it's not like the Muslim world is super receptive to the Palestinians specifically. But I'm talking about more in North America. Yeah, you're right. They probably just see it as all like us. No, like a lot of in the Muslim world are, yeah, specifically. But I'm talking about more in North America. Yeah, you're right. They probably just see it as all, like, us and the browns, right? No, like, a lot of people in the Muslim world are, yeah, exactly. But, like, a lot of people in the Muslim world are, like, those Palestinians are kind of, like, troublemakers.

Like, it's not like people... Well, it's like in India. They have everyone fighting. Like, it's funny because everybody's, like, the Jews have been kicked out of everywhere, but, like, so have the Palestinians. Interesting. Like, they've also been kicked out of everywhere.

Like, it's not like anybody wants them either. So it's kind of um yeah i don't know i obviously like if you're palestinian i fully excuse me everyone in that area it's kind of like the bad kids your parents don't really want island of broken toys everybody's just given the boot you know so they've both been kicked out of a lot of places. Yeah, they have. Yeah. So there is a lot of white people like the academics. Academics are academics never like to see their theories have to get tested in the real world. But you've seen a lot of them when it's like, what did you think decolonization meant? Like, you think they're just going to sign a contract and get their land back? This is what it looks like.

You know, it's something nerdy. 60 year old lesbian teacher posting that or whatever. But it's just funny watching uh when white people just have like just like such a fantasy about being wiped out you know because they have to play when they do have to play the things out people have said like okay so the natives came here and be like well yeah and whatever happened to me that would be my fate but you're like also you're not doing anything like all those people could be doing something right now for the indigenous population of the country they live in instead of fantasizing about uh indigenous

population that's technically not even indigenous killing some other people yeah in some other i think they have fantasies about it with themselves too though they they have like that's their like fantasy like the the natives come in and like you know kill their husband and rape them and they go i deserve that yeah i think it is really funny though that like with all the talk of like you know the jews being in charge of the media and manipulating it they sure did a shitty job of not making themselves like the fucking devil well i think the the reason for that in some degree is the same as censorship and it's the same as uh you know you could probably say feminism or whatever it's like when you jam shit down people's throats it doesn't work yeah like it's hard it's

interfering with markets like is hard even thought markets you know what i mean yeah yeah markets where the thoughts are the thoughts are that seems like a lucrative market i'll tell my jewish friends the thought market the thought market let's see well okay i'll tell you this is what i i have one thing and we're in some group chats, too. One thing that I think that the Jewish people are wrong about, and you can tell me your opinion on this. I've watched a lot of people that I know that are even smart being like, this is what anti-Semitism's always bubbling underneath, and you see the true face when something like

this happens. But to me, I think that's somewhat incorrect. What I actually think is that you're just white and you, you're the, like I, okay. The same people that are saying anti-Semitism is like, you know, you could see how bad the anti-Semitism is. I'm like, if this was a white country and a, and a Brown country, like, you know what I mean. You would see the exact same thing, in my opinion. What do you mean? Okay, so I think people are like, everyone's cheering for dead Jews because they're anti-Semitic, right?

Yeah. And I'm not saying there's none of that, but like- Yeah, there's some of it, for sure. Yes, the overarching thing to me is more, when I see it with people, I'm like, I don't see them being anti-Semitic. I see them as cheering for the brown people yeah against what they see as like white oppressors or Jewish oppressors or the underdog yeah for sure

yeah I agree with that so it's like I guess you can call it racism but it's like almost it's racism but really it's really what it is is just like no matter what undying support for who's less powerful yeah yeah i agree with that

so it's more of like a commie sort of intuition than it is anti-semitism but some of it is like i mean again there is some fraction of people who don't like jews and it's that for them but yeah i agree it's not like blanket anti-semitism when people support the jews yeah or or support uh palestinians or whatever no i don't think that but i've seen i've just seen a lot of that on on the internet right now and i'm just like yeah but you would see the same thing if it was a white guy like you know what i mean that's how i see it yeah i mean even when it was even when it was a white place attacking a white place with russia and ukraine they still took the underdog over under jordan pearson cries oh he's been he's been

dude he's he's really out there banging the wardrobe did you see him yeah I know a lot of people are he's calling you he's like you fucking

you fucking little rats you're gonna get exterminated I want you to fucking listen up you towel heads we're coming after ya Jordan Jesus man

we don't talk like that anymore people towel heads man that's fucking not cool dude yeah he's been on one yeah i think there is some the all the right wing people the that definitely like lindsey graham and stuff like that when they were telling him this news he probably did actually like get a legitimate bonus oh yeah you know what i mean oh yeah they're just like he's just that's the thing though i i wonder because we're gonna wash the streets with blood he said that that guy's just like he probably smelt it the fucking he's like he gets up he's just fucking so fucking hard i mean again unless like america is actually uh and i mean i don't know this isn't even like like some hot take or

anything but like you know even in 1967 like i could be wrong about this but i'm pretty sure israel defended itself against you know multiple countries at the same time so you're like they can they have a pretty powerful military and israeli guys are tough too they have a lot of chest hair they have yeah they got all the stuff i mean they have a powerful enough military i mean they could definitely defend themselves against fucking the palestinians no question and it's like if even if i think your theory is right that it's to so israel does bad stuff now and then they look even badder i think i think that's a good theory that's mean, that's like a known theory. They just do that.

They provoke them. Seems accurate. Because everybody's like, oh my God, they bomb. Israelis bomb a hospital. But you're like, that is an actual tactic of Hamas where they're like, yeah, we keep all our weapons in hospitals. Right. So that like, because it's safe because we've essentially forced your hand to bomb a hospital. So even if we lose all our shit, then you're like, well essentially forced your hand to bomb a hospital so even if we

lose all our shit that's the whole deal then you're like well then you just bombed a hospital so yeah they sort of said they they think of it differently where they're just like yeah if we all die that was like for a good cause so it's actually good it kind of does show you how like relative morality is too because even you just see so many people that are cheering it's like human brains are so hackable in some ways because even if you like in real life any of the stuff you saw if this if there was like a guy who went and like you know uh kidnapped a bunch of women and did this or whatever it was like it would be the new story of the year of like the psychopath killer like that would jack the ripper style that would

have his own like docu-series for years or whatever whereas there would be like could in this scenario could be like yes everyone cheers for i'm like a hero you know yeah i don't mean like they there's like a stat where it's like you know there's two million people in gaza a million of them are under the age of 18 it's like half of them are basically teenagers and kids but you're like how like uh they they had a war in whatever 2005 which is when israel left and then like all those that was you know 18 years ago so yeah 18 years ago so you're like a lot of those probably like kids who like lost their brothers or their parents are now like military military age and waiting to like avenge those deaths like you're like what do you expect

and that's happened in lots of different places yeah like i i mean this whatever this is that's every movie what happens is they you the like the amount of movies i've seen that the kid was avenging the parents death yeah it's like which i think is pretty normal like a pretty natural response i'm like this this is shit's only a matter of and you know this will cause a new cycle of this depending on how long this goes on where you're like you're just assured that in probably 18 years from now yeah there will be another one of these that's why you need like bono or something to go in there in the middle of warfare and go stop blows a whistle and goes heal the world what do you think make it a better and then like you know you need a few other people

join in michael Michael Jackson can't because he's dead right now what do you think if they for you come on everybody me and the and our human race

everybody now the Muslims heal the world now the Israelis come on everybody they should build them like when they start rebuilding parts of Gaza

they should rebuild they should build them one of those spheres that they have in vegas that would be okay yeah that's what they're missing to kind of keep their mind off of things they got here's your new sphere man we're bringing in ricky martin they get the people on that are on like the vegas circuit too carrot top everybody carrot top gets beheaded within a week guaranteed all of his problems are like sorry i'm just trying to get ahead in life all right now a little something for these real yeah yeah yeah

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That is drinkag1.com slash boyscast to check it out. One interesting thing that I sort of of saw tell me if you agree with this is the day this happened because the news uh the news doesn't have you know full control out of everything because twitter is the one that they can't control to some degree the day this happened i noticed like 10 000 articles about how elon mus Musk's Twitter has so much misinformation. Oh, yeah. And it was, they really do come together to be like, that one's bad. Like, guys, don't look over there.

It's bad. Because people can just kind of. I mean, there is misinformation. Well, there's misinformation on the news, too. Yeah, there's misinformation everywhere. Dude, if you look at the official Al Jazeera and the official BBC and then the official CNN, these are all the quote unquote official places and they're all saying different things yeah for sure at the very least you are saying the you know omitting things and you know uh making your narrative the one yeah absolutely

and i mean look like people get their news from i mean the only thing i don't like my only criticism of uh fucking twitter right now x is that has's basically just become faces of death like it's like literally a gore website now it's true it's like i like it's like you are right though it's it's you it's literally you you see less gross stuff on go to z.x oh dude it's it's it's brutal found my diet coke from yesterday oh there you go yeah it's uh it's pretty. Found my Diet Coke from yesterday. Oh, there you go. Yeah, it's pretty rough. But in terms of misinformation, like that's such a nebulous thing. I don't know.

Like, dude, the babies thing that's going on right now, which by the time this- You've been talking about that. Can you give me a little more level on what the babies is? Okay, so by the time this comes out- You kept saying something about your preciouses.

Yeah, my preciouses. It was my coins. But by the time this comes i can make my 40 coins quarters by the time this comes out though this episode will be two days later the story might be totally different but so there was like a kibbutz a kibbutz basically got like you know hamas came in there and like killed all these people and then this one reporter was like there was 40 dead babies and they were decapitated and this is like this one reporter and like, there was 40 dead babies and they were decapitated. And this is like this one reporter.

And then the Israeli official Twitter was like, they decapitated or whatever, like all these babies. And then the reporter was like, well, I didn't see it, but I was told that this happened. And it's like really like it just the story keeps changing. And then all these people are, and i'll even say rightfully so who are like anti-war people are like you know because this could be used as a pretext for like an escalation so then now we're at the point where all these people are like i have to see 40 decapitated i gotta see you like if i don't see 40 decapitated babies this shit did not happen sure right and you're just like i'm like i don't want to see 40 decapitated baby i can't just take

your word and then there's also people who are like well you know like there's people who are like well yeah it's not like 40 decapitated babies but it's like even people admitting you're like well it's 40 dead babies but they're like we're all decapitated and you're like i think that's still bad though you're so yeah you're like it's like there's just all this like kind of posturing why don't you just tell us what happened and we'll decide whether we're bad or not. I know, but the problem is that people don't trust anything anymore, right? You gotta see it. So like CBS and like even me, there was like on the community notes was like on the 49

Babies, people are like, this is false. And then there's a community note saying like, it's true. But then the source is Business Insider. Well, that's a fucking like. How is that any better? Yeah, but I don't believe that shit personally either right and then they'll be like cnn said it's so true but you're like well i don't really believe cnn they've never got anything wrong yeah exactly right so then you're like but we're now like at the point when things

that are like i guess considered critical like this you're like i guess we just gotta see 40 dead babies like i don't know I don't know the solution to this Because nobody is trustworthy anymore And you're like the stakes are high Yeah exactly so you sort of have to So I guess your eyes is the closest you can get Yeah but then they're like well we're not But then obviously you're like well

CBS is not airing 40 dead babies And I have sort of a weird thing like Obviously you're Jewish I don't trust Jews or Muslims So it's like for me it's even obviously, you're Jewish. I don't trust Jews or Muslims. So it's like, for me, it's even harder. Dude, you're preaching to the choir right now. But no, it's just, it's like, that's... What was the thing that we used to say that... When you and your family, was it you and your dad,

when you say hi, it was like, hey, you give each other a hug and you both have each other's wallets. Do you remember that? What was it? And you're like, uh, uh give each other a hug and you both have each other's wallets. Remember that? And you're like, oh, oh. You and your dad. The old scamp. You and your dad haven't seen each other in a while.

Dad, Daniel. And you give each other a hug and you both pickpocket into the other one. Still got it. I think it was with the Simpsons. Really? I thought it was something. I feel like I see something. We were saying that about you at some point. It was years ago. I think it's from The Simpsons. Really? I thought it was something. I feel like I see something. We were saying that about you at some point. It was years ago, I think.

Yeah. But anyways, yeah, that's like where we're at with a lot of this stuff is you're just like, and everything is missing. You know, every side is like, well, that's fake. Like, there's like, here's all these burned bodies. And then they're like, you know, people on the Israel side are like, look, they burned all these bodies. And then people on like the other side of it are like, well they'll be like here's a breakdown of why this is fake

or whatever and they're just like i don't know this is one of the the these wars now are some of the probably most wars that it's been hard for the governments and media to propagandize people oh it's the twitter twitter is a real problem like back in the day if they were like there's 40 dead babies it was just like everyone in the whole country thinks this and everyone in a different country thinks something completely different when 9-11 happened you're like yeah there's fucking

four news outlets or whatever there's four news channels and there's five newspapers what they say is that's it and just like that's it I don't know where else are you getting information from like that's it you get all some am radio guy that still can't or whatever or he has a friend like in on like in baghdad or some shit who's like giving some sort of contrary information but you're like that was it you're like and they're probably had like the same owners or and if they didn't have the same owners they definitely all had

like the same friends uh-huh like they're all friendly all these like news organizations and they just kind of like put out a story and that that was that and now you're just forced to kind of pursue it part of me thinks so i'm like it doesn't even matter though like with the 40 dead babies is like if people are gonna do what they're gonna do like yeah like if there's you know the one percent of twitter who's like, this is bullshit. And the governments are like, yeah, well, 99% of people aren't, don't see what you're saying and don't care. And like, you know, I don't know. Some people have pretty big, you know, someone like Jordan Peterson says something that,

you know, those things change kind of a course of thought. It could, I guess. Or Elon Musk. Like if Elon Musk says, hey, this happened. It does change a lot of opinions. Sure. But enough opinions to the point where the Israeli government will change their strategies. To start. Yeah, maybe.

That's the start of it. Maybe. I don't know. The other funny thing was... Especially if it's not a provable thing, too. Yeah. A lot of people are saying, oh, this is bullshit. But you're like, if you can't literally disprove it all you're

saying is they're lying with no proof just because and a lot of the reasons people get for the lying is go well they lied before like with uh and they did you know like the kids in incubators like they were killing kids in incubators which i think was in iraq or like baghdad or one of those things um but um like you know that kind of thing they go they lied about this stuff before so therefore they must be lying and you're like they could be lying but i don't know it's gonna probably be a while though the last couple things was just it was all all of the people that were like yelling at everyone for getting mad at uh kanye west like or everyone everyone that was like yelling at kanye west is now on the other

side of it it's like a pretty funny thing to watch that switch oh yeah all the people that dude it is funny he's like like you have people that were would call like me or you anti-semitic and he's like i've been called anti-semitic a few times in the past week yeah i know i've got it about 20 times they didn't like my it it was my Israel's 9-11 joke. Yeah, they didn't like that. That was weird. The UN women, it's funny the people

that are just trying to ignore it. Like the thing that happened where everyone was posting the UN women, but there's a video that said trans lesbians are lesbians too. And it was just like, everyone was just like,

Palestine, Israel. And they're just like, just so you know, lesbians with dicks, you still got to suck them, lesbians. Don't be avoiding know lesbians with dicks you still gotta suck them lesbians don't be avoiding the lesbians that got a dick okay let's stick to the real issues here

just to show how far culture's gone though like some of these places are so off the reservation that's when like a big world event happens and what they're talking about is that just make sure that if you're a lesbian like you're not out here just only eating box oh this this this put a lot of people's bullshit on the back burner i did a lot of bullshit trudeau this is a big win for trudeau though oh because

he was on the thing he was just like at target fucking number one chopping block i know a million things and then but not all this stuff and now it's just all water under the bridge. You are a big, I mean, that's the oldest trick in the book is the big world event, like a war sort of washes all your sins away, right? Yeah, nobody, I mean, dude. The blood of war washes all the sins away. The FTX trial would be probably way huger right now. I know.

Sam Dacon free trial. He might be Sam Bankman getting freed because people aren't paying attention. He ain't getting freed, dude. He is so fucked. I actually have a Sam Bankman freed article, but aren't paying attention. He ain't getting freed, dude. He is so fucked. I actually have a Sam Bankman freed article, but we're going to do it later. Maybe on the Patreon if we don't get to it. But I got it just for you. The other thing, the last one on this sort of thing, well, is that, I don't know if you

saw Noam Chomsky. Yeah. He has a, what are the courses called where they do the fancy courses? I've done a parody of one once. Masterclass. Oh, yeah, yeah. He has a masterclass on fighting disinformation. And it was just like so crazy that the guy who wrote manufactured consent is legitimately

doing a fucking course on how to make sure that there's no one like disagreeing with the manufactured consent. Yeah. How do you fight disinformation? I personally like spreading disinformation. That's what i've been doing yeah yeah my wnba thing i made it on the community notes official page so many community notes i made uh you made that i made that i don't know you made that yeah i made that i'm only like

three minutes okay shout out to that's hilarious shout out to canva well read it oh i oh i basically just so when everybody was putting out there um when everybody when every organization was putting out there like uh we stand with israel thing and then i went to check on the wnba which is like the most unrelated you just check on it yeah i just check on it dude it's the fucking wnba finals right now are you kidding i want to see what's going on and people are like is it it is but uh anyway so i go i go and check on the wnba which is like the most activist organization like it's sports like in american sports or whatever and they're trying to pretend like you know we're one of like we're basically the nba

so i figured they'd have a statement and they didn't have one so then i just made one essentially it was just like a pro-palestine i'm not gonna read the whole thing but it's like this pro-palestine thing and then uh i just said this is a statement from the nba and like i literally made it in five minutes on canva like it took like no time was it aggressive or no yeah it says we are horrified by the acts of terror and i made it look exactly like every other one we were horrified by the acts of terrorism being perpetrated against the palestinian people by their israeli colonizers the rape and murder of all those festival goers was a needed reaction to aggressions by their jewish overlords the wmba strongly stands with the government of hamas and the people of palestine full stop

anyways and then it started cranking on twitter and all these people i knew it was fake but i didn't know you made it oh no i made it yeah yeah no i made it um that's a dp original right there and uh but anyways and then i was like i was just like hope it doesn't get community noted just because that wouldn't be fun but it did immediately right immediately i got a community now but then like how do you make it to the front page you know community notes has its own page like there's community notes has uh it's called helpful note at helpful notes or or at community notes it's one of them but there's two community notes pages or at helpful notes and basically like the best most helpful community notes make it on there and i i don't know if it's a it's a personal shame of mine or a success they put me on there well so one of the things that i thought was interesting like i just kind

of mentioned the sarah silverman's in the world like a lot of people are having you know i've seen just a ton of activists kind of be like i can't believe what i'm seeing right now and i feel like me i'm just like i can 100 it's like very much in line it was kind of just like people coming out of a cloud of being like realizing that you know that uh the there's ideologies retarded you know what i mean for sure i mean the only thing i couldn't believe was like the the hand glide the paraglider things or whatever i couldn't believe that crazy but then the commercial for the paraglider what was the commercial i put it in our group chat it's like so there was like the i thought it was fake but it's real and it's

literally like a hump like you know like when you watch the super bowl and there'll be like a like a navy commercial yeah yeah they had like one of those before hamas it's like shot properly like with like good cameras and edited and everything but it's them just like firing up their like lawnmower dealies as they go paragliding it's like join the hamas like paraglider defense force thing or whatever they're just paragliding around that's crazy wild but it's almost at around the same time you started to basically uh like some of these uh like new york timesy types have started to come around that like maybe the shit that they were spewing is retarded

you know what I mean but New York Times did an article anti-racism was never the right answer I mean it's an opinion piece so I guess they

you know they do have different opinions but it's just funny saying like New York Times can you imagine New York Times doing probably anything like that

like you know peak 2015 or times doing probably anything like that like you know peak 2015 or whatever i mean they're probably like well it's amber max candy it was like they're basically finding out he's running like a waste management lot like money laundering operation essentially yeah and has like pretty basically no results like there's no results of this it's the opposite of results like a fucking money pit it's not only is it no results it made a lot of things worse yeah yeah i guess well the same as like the defunding the police thing it was like you look at the things and they go more black people were like dead during that time and it was just like i think by most metrics you'd say that's a pretty important metric yeah you think so you would think

so yeah but i thought that just like wow that they did that and then there's another one so basically they did an open category for transgender swimmers because it was just, I think the same people would all be like, you know, they just want to swim. It has nothing to do with this. Yes, they happen to be a girl

and be like, so then they made an open category and then none of them would go in it. So they closed it down because it was zero people joined the...

Well, that's stupid. Isn't that funny? I would have joined it just to take the gold medal. You go, nobody gets me? All right. I think what has to happen

First open category champion baby You're right but I think you have to register With the Olympics and do all this stuff But yeah I guess that proves It was never really about just like Oh I just want to compete It was about where women Yeah but I'm like nobody's ever not been

Allowed to compete it's just the category So you're like they've always like even if you're leah thomas you're just like yeah you can compete against men nobody's stopping no of course you always girls can compete but then they're just like well it's just like it's you know it doesn't affirm my gender or whatever well but my point is it was never about sports it's about yeah politics and activism right yeah but i've always said kind of it's a little bit the thing i was saying about the anti-semitism thing but i was sort of saying this about with karens you always see the thing um the right that karens nail it and anti-semites you always see

the karens are right yeah yeah but people were saying like karens uh you know like racist or homophobic or whatever really or like uh misogynynist. But it was like, really, it was like, no, it was that you support an ideology where like white people are bad and that got turned on you. You know what I mean? But they're like, yeah, white men are bad. But this girl in The Guardian did,

this is the season of crunchy leaves, chunky knits, and pumpkin spite latte misogyny. So her thing is, she's just like, women can't get like lattes without misogyny. And thing is she's just like women can't get like lattes without without misogyny and she's saying it's like men and it was it's the same thing you go no what happened is you support like anything that like white people do is like bad yeah and then people are like that's a thing that white people do it's like yeah white guys don't do it and then you know every that's just it's like mainstream to just make fun of that shit yeah it's just like basic i mean even women who drink that shit are like yeah i'm like so

it's like mean humor yeah exactly it's like yeah it's stupid i well i for me i knock it out of their hands like i've never tried one of those things it's fucking disgusting it's a cup of fucking sugar dude 19 not only that but it's like it's this is weird like synthetic especially if you get the one from like starbucks it's's this weird like synthetic especially if you get the one from like Starbucks it's like this weird like synthetic garbage

pumpkin how the fuck are we eating pumpkins I don't know I'm not a big pumpkin you don't like pumpkin pie no I don't I don't like pumpkin pie

what do you prefer a pussy or pumpkin pie pussy man oh come on you don't know that I'm a pussy man you go I ain't never tasted

no pumpkin pie that's the line oh pumpkin pie yeah yeah she said pussy tastes like pumpkin pie no I ain't never tasted no pumpkin pie That's the line Pumpkin pie Yeah yeah She said Pussy tastes like pumpkin pie No I ain't never tasted no

I said Bitch I ain't never tasted no pumpkin pie Hit it I think I only ate pumpkin pie For like the first time Like very recently In my life actually

Okay tell us the review It's not a fan Not a fan So out of 10 Honestly It's like real old country shit To be honest What country

Old country Like old country And like the way that Like old country shit to be honest like what country old like old country and like the way that like you know when you go to like third world old countries and they just like use everything for food because they're just like yeah we just gotta like gotta use it because we got it and then i ate the bowl like yeah basically you're just like yeah like how like everything is made out of potatoes or whatever and like fucking eastern europe or ireland because just like yeah we got lots of potatoes so everything's potatoes if you're not familiar with the idea that there's a predominantly male tendency to mock the predominantly female enthusiasm and deride it as basic and it was just like no this i feel like most guys i know probably don't even mention this it's like this

is like online woman humor but yes some guys have picked picked up on that are into like meme culture. But this is not, this is like not something that any dude I know is talking a ton about. Yeah, nobody's like walking down the street and see some like white chick drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

It's like, hey, you stupid bitch. Yeah, it's a white chick thing, not like a chick thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And other Pinterest board signifiers. Women dismissed as vapid. And while men who pour over coffee

that tastes like stomach acid and vessels so she goes on and on and on right yeah but no what happened was everyone agreed it was like fine to make fun of that stuff and then they also have another one uh this is on your tango the disturbing colonial history of pumpkin spice you know what that one always kind of when we talk about going back colonial history of pumpkin spice well you can probably guess is the spices where the pumpkin spices were stolen but the the thing that they do and i've had this argument with people in real life too a lot actually because they'll say the this has like a racist history but what they mean is at some point in time the thing was used for something bad.

Yeah. So it's like it, by that case, you are right. Every, if you go the racist history of robes, it's like, you know,

they kidnapped people in Afghanistan once and they put them in robes. It's always just like, the cotton comes from for the robes lady. Well, yeah, but that's what I mean. Everything is, they go,

the racist history discourse is always that there is basically a time where this thing was used in conjunction with something bad. Yeah. I mean, it's like that doesn't make it. It's the when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. You know, it's just like, yeah, if you're trying to find the racist history of any product, like you can find it. I agree, but I sort of disagree because I go, I don't think that makes something like I don't think that this thing is inherently racist because it was once used for something bad. But you could say that, like, you go, the serial killing history of knives. And you're just like, oh, you use a knife to cut your sandwich?

Like, don't you know that that has a serial killing history connotation to it? Yeah, it's the Hitler has a dog thing or whatever. It's the Hitler has a dog thing. You're right. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, it's stupid. or whatever. It's a Hitler as a dog thing. You're right.

That's exactly what it is. Yeah, it's stupid. But I mean, again, when you're a blogger, you're fucking grasping at straws to make your deadlines. Well, they're not grasping at straws because they're a racist connotation.

Someone says, I'm really grasping at straws. Straws. Straws. Oh my God. What are straws made of? The word grasp. Classic.

Rubber. Classic. Oh my God. I have a new series. Straws. Straws. Strawss you could definitely come up with that oh it's like you know back in the day the farmers that used to whip the people used to put the straw the piece of straw in their mouth that's the reason endless options another one that they're wrong about so actually if you're not getting what i'm doing right now after this i have because i was saying that uh they're they're all realizing that their ideology is like falling apart and intersectionality

i have a list of other things that they've been kind of admitting it almost in the last little while but they go is it a red flag if a man has had four sexual partners the current hollywood debate and so basically a bunch of girls were online and some girl in a interview basically said you know it's just weird if a guy's over 40 and he's only been with four girls or whatever. Yeah, it was a trip from the OC. Yeah, and it was just like, so, kind of what,

the same people that forever have been like, why is it cool if a guy does it and it's slutty if a girl does it? And then, like, after finally, after that dies down, they're like, it's only cool if a guy does it. I guess. I mean, I would, to be honest, if I was in my 40s or whatever, finally after that dies down they're like it's only cool if a guy does it yes i mean i would

to be honest if i was in my 40s or whatever i guess i'd have to be 60 at that point to date a woman in my 40s in her 40s but if she only had been with four guys that would also be weird not really because what if she was with two guys and then married well obviously if she was yeah in a long marriage but they they preface i know but you're sort of into that stuff you go tell me their names well tell me you want how big were they you want to look through pictures of the guys while you're on the side but i think it's like if a single chick because that was kind of the context of this she's like well if a guy's like never been married and he's only been with four guys you're like i don't know i think that'd be weird it's much less weird it's it's it i mean

obviously but my point you're making the the like a point that you're just saying whether I don't know. I think they'll be weird for a chick, too. It's much less weird. I mean, obviously, the guy was married a bunch of times. But my point, you're making a point that you're just saying whether it's weird or not weird. The real point is whether girls find it attractive. Yeah, for sure. So you would not... It's sus. If you started dating a girl that was 40, and she goes, oh, I've only been with four guys, you'd be like, ew, what the hell?

That's a little off. No, I'd be like, you're a liar. I'd be like, all right. A fair, but it wouldn't be a turnoff for you no it wouldn't be a turnoff no no no well that's their argument is it a turnoff yeah it's a turnoff my the point is is they're saying why is it different and in this then now all the women are coming together on the internet to like agree that it is different and the point is, the moral of the story is that women get to decide what they're attracted to in men and men get to decide

what they're attracted to in women and women for the last six years have been like, no, you don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get to decide what you're attracted to in women. That's why you gotta ignore women.

Well, obviously, that's kind of what we do. But it's still funny to... Boys. You can ignore them, but it doesn't mean that doesn't make it right when you're talking about it.

No, that's true. So if a girl wants to say, you know, the sky's green, we can be like, yeah, you can ignore them but it doesn't mean that doesn't make it right when you're talking about it no that's true so if a girl wants to say you know the sky's green we can be like yeah you can ignore her but it's also you can be like hey look at this she thinks the sky's green look at this turkey over here yeah it's right it's fun it's fun to see them twist themselves

into knots though it's also funny to see them dispelling their own shit yeah because a lot of people agreed with this because it's obviously true that if a girl's like oh yes there's a point where a girl's like oh that guy's just been with so many guys it's like whatever it's you know he's like one of the he's like oh it's a he's that type of guy yeah and there's a certain type of girl that's like i don't want to be with the guy who's just been a club promoter for the last 15 years just smashing every night.

But most girls do find it attractive that this guy had his pick of the litter. Yeah. Obviously. Yeah. And he picked you at 40. Fellas, cold turkey might be great on sandwiches, but there's a better way to break your bad habits. And we're not talking about some weird mind voodoo magic from your wacky, crazy neighbor. We're talking about our sponsor

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People are giant fucking hypocrites. And this is, yeah. And this is kind of the, like, I guess libertarian-y sort of point that they've been making. It was like, oh, you're offended by words. Like I'm offended by you, like slaughtering people by the millions or whatever yeah and it's like the truth is people actually do think one's worse like if you went right now and you said hey i think this war is really good and i think that like i think more women and children should be murdered it would be bad but not nearly as bad as if you just started screaming the n-word yeah like it wouldn't be

nearly as bad right yeah so it's just like the priorities are that something like you know in the going into the justice realm is way worse than actual yeah like actual like criminal transgressions in terms of what people see as like cardinal sins I guess it's like the words, they really do buy into that words are violence bullshit. Like calling Jews a slur to them would be much worse than calling for Jews to be dead, probably. Well, give me some options. Well, you say them. No.

I've said them all the time. What do you mean? I don't know. What would be one? Bagel bosses? Let's just say there's a couple of bagel bosses just there's a couple bagel bosses bagel bosses are really slaughtering all those palestinians i just made that one right now so i could i could come up with more if you if you might if you need them so bad that's not the one i wanted um well the swiss writer was thrown in jail for calling the reporter a fat lesbian.

Because we said that other thing. That guy in Britain got fired for saying that he wouldn't smash a girl. This is jail time. Yeah, and he said some other stuff too. And this guy has been to jail a couple times. He was in jail for denying the Holocaust once. So this guy, he's like a, what do they call it? He's like a recidivist.

Truth teller. Yeah, yeah. He keeps going back to? He's like a recidivist. Truth teller. No, I'm just, yeah, yeah. He keeps going back to jail. Yeah, he's a recidivist. He's a recidivist for his speech crimes, right? I did look at a photo of her. She does look like a lesbian. It's like when he comes in, they go,

we knew you'd be back. You couldn't hold the tongue. You can't just call somebody a fat lesbian. That's illegal. Right? A Swiss court's decision to sentence a commentator with 60 days of prison plus thousands of swiss franks so it's not free either the danger of criminalizing the so this article while he's gone so it probably washes out he was convicted for comments made on facebook two years

ago where he called some girl a fat lesbian but she is a lesbian i mean i guess it's like she's her heft is i i wonder if that's the thing do you argue that in court like she goes like do you go you go you bring her on stage he goes would you refer to yourself as straight or a lesbian she goes i'm a lesbian now body mass index wise would you consider yourself under the average weight or average average weight? So in some circumstances, that might be referred to as fat. Now, so you've admitted that you're fat. He does like that. You've admitted that you're a lesbian. He literally brings up Webster's.

Webster's dictionary defines fat as. She looks like Rosie O'Donnell. Now, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, would it be a stretch? And I'm not talking about her pant line Would it be a stretch Ladies He gets fined again Now he has to go to jail for that

To say that this is a lesbian who is fat Some might say a fat lesbian Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I rest my case Wild It's wild shit It's crazy to have to go Being that guy's lawyer would be hilarious though You're in jail case. Wild. It's wild shit. It's crazy to have to go,

being that guy's lawyer would be hilarious though. You're in jail, you go, show me your paperwork. You know, that's like the thing where you got to show your paperwork to prove

you're not like a fucking pedophile. Yeah, exactly. What are you in for? He goes, call this fat lesbian a fat lesbian. No, you do. You go and you bring

a bunch of pictures of like really fat people and he goes, you go, I'm going to, he's representing himself and he puts her on the stand and he goes, let's show you a picture of someone. Would you refer to them as fat?

And she goes, no. What about this as fat? Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to take a look at these photos that she has referred to as not fat. Clearly this woman does not know what a fat person is or looks like. Yeah, it's like my 600 pound life. Is this woman fat? She goes, no. No.

No. She's perfect. Body positive? No. my 600 pound life he goes is this woman fat she goes no no no she's perfect body positive no clearly the ladies and gentlemen of the jury could not find this person to be perfect i feel like i would have represented this guy good i would have done that too well he probably went full he probably represented himself i would guess i know but he didn't do any of the stuff i just said which he should have done yeah well next. I'm sure he'll be back. Now, the song Fat Bottom Girls, should they be in jail?

That's a good point. What if it was Fat Bottom Lesbian Girls? I was watching a film the other day. Fat Lesbian 6. Now, am I to believe that they should be in jail? Should the women who participated be in jail? Should we all be in jail? Yeah, women who participated be in jail? Should we all be in jail? Yeah.

You put together a compelling case. Six months? 60 days. 60 days. Sorry, two months. Dude, that guy in jail, though, too. I have a feeling Swiss jail is like, you know. Country club?

Yeah. I have a feeling Swiss jail is not like, you know. I heard that Johnny Somali guy who's in Japanese jail right now who's Johnny Somali the IRL streamer good name though yeah no I don't know who that is you haven't really you don't know who Johnny Somali is he's the Somalian guy who goes to

Japan and he's just like I've seen all the memes where it says how'd you know I was Somalian and the guy's just like it's so obvious there's quite a look there but uh you know really you don't know about this it's like so he's he was in japan mostly parking lot oriented he's an he's an irl streamer and he just goes around bothering people like he was bothering people forever like he just kept bugging people and then eventually oh in japan in japan

okay okay that guy yeah yeah in japan he's like bothering people and then he... Oh, in Japan. In Japan. Okay, okay, okay. That guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Japan, he's bothering people, and then he got knocked out. People weren't happy about him because he was like really... And he kept saying Nagasaki, and he kept doing that Hiroshima, Nagasaki. He was basically doing what Tom Green did for three days.

He was just like... But he was actually wreaking havoc on them for years. Yeah, and he lived in Japan. Anyways, and he was like Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and people were like, what, but they're so polite in Japan. And then, but anyways, and he was like, could be like Hiroshima, Nagasaki. People were like, what? But they're so polite in Japan. And then he got knocked out by this like European dude on one of his live streams. But anyways, and then eventually like, it was just a huge thing on Twitter.

Police just arrested him. For what? Trespassing. And then, but apparently like Japan, it's like their jails are fucking brutal. Oh, bad. Brutally bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, he's basically, they have a 99% conviction rate.

He's going- So everyone gets convicted guilty. Literally everybody. And what happens is they basically torture you into confessing your crime. They deprive you of sleep. I didn't know Japan was that crazy like that. Brutal prisons. What?

Brutal, yeah. And anyway, so he's literally going to serve full three years in a Japanese prison. It's really bad. So what kind of stuff is so bad? They three years in like a Japanese prison. Like it's like really bad. So what kind of stuff is so bad? They put you in a cell with 40 other people. Like all that stuff. You're like, you're literally like, you know, you have to just like sit cross-legged for like all day kind of thing.

They torture you. It's like, wow. It's like really punitive. And they're like, yeah, he has to go. Streaming life's tough, man. Yeah. Well, that guy's, I guess they were streaming like essentially. Well, he was i mean he

had a million trust passing for three years he had a million warnings too like still seems like three years seems like a lot yeah for sure but the problem anything that's just to port them well they will after he serves his three years in jeff oh rough yeah yeah pretty brutal problem with the irl streamer guys though is like his videos like of him tormenting people or bothering people they're gonna play those all in the court that too is funny but like for when you're those streamer guys you're like oh these are blowing up all over twitter i should do more of these i know you're like yeah it is that's kind of what i was saying where like obviously we run like a comedy podcast and are comedians or whatever but it is just a

weird time when something like really bad happens and you're you know a serious person like i was even saying like so sean kings of the world it was like it's this weird incentivization thing where you're kind of your whole business model is like how much you care yeah but also your whole business model is whenever something horrific happens you're gonna make a lot of money off of it so it really is this like it's hard to like reconcile being that person you know what i mean because you're just like oh there's this terrible event in the news like obviously that's good for business like you're but you have to be like but that's also you have to kind of be like crying for how sad it is but you're i mean it's that old joke of the guy who runs the funeral home you know saying i mean it's that old joke of the guy who runs the funeral

home you know what i mean let's say with like any mainstream news though too though like make sure news like war pops off and they're just like yeah but that and that's the difference between the last seven years or eight years it was they didn't they used to say like obviously yeah we're reporting what happened yeah it wasn't so emo right now they're all like you know they have to i get why the president's gonna go do a speech and you know has to you know evoke the emotion and all that sort of stuff but it used to be yes i'm covering this thing i'm a journalist like obviously these are hard that's what i got into the game you know what i mean yeah but it's the like i'm so sad kind of you know that's like a genre of news now right where it's like you're

just always heartbroken right but it's like the anderson cooper school yeah that's cool where you're kind of like i'm heartbroken it's like oh but my viewers are going to be really high and i'm going to make a lot of money so it's kind of uh inherently sort of like a phony thing sort of you think when like the those first like paragliders thing does anderson cooper literally just get on the phone he goes gas up the jet we're going to israel click yeah i wonder it's a weird thing okay so there's something really funny that someone said that i gotta go through here yeah what sexual role play it's a bit of a divergence from what we've been talking about what sexual role play should you try based on your zodiac sign oh so now the zodiac signs my zodiac sign is scorpio beastie boys haven't weighed in yet but i have a feeling what they're

gonna what side they're gonna be oh that's actually not true because i think mike uh no i think mike d was a big free palestine guy yeah maybe until the rubber hits the road i think ad rock's very pro-israel and stuff i mean they're like all children like i think they're like all parents they're like new york jew guys yeah like yeah i think they're like orthodox but he was a big activist but he's yeah he died yeah i mean i imagine again it's like i know there's i mean there's there's one guy on twitter who's like there's a jews for palestine thing oh for sure dude there's this one guy on twitter his name is dan cohen and he uh he's like... There's a Jews for Palestine thing. Oh, for sure. Dude, there's this one guy on Twitter.

His name is Dan Cohen. And he's like a journalist. He's friends with that guy, Max Blumenthal. And they... Who's Max Blumenthal again? Max Blumenthal. I see his name a lot. He goes on Jimmy Dore a lot. He's just like...

He works for the Gray Zone. He's just a journalist. But he used to be a pretty, I think, liberal journalist. And then basically just kind of got red pilled but he's very red pilled on uh palestine and like he's very like anti-israel and but this guy dan cohen like lived in gaza for like a period of time and like his his twitter's pretty wild but he basically is you know there's there is a not huge contingent of jews but there is a contingent of jews who are just like, yeah, this fucking...

Israel brought this upon themselves, essentially. By just pushing the treatment? By just forcing... Bad treatment? By forcing the Palestinians to live in an open-air prison, essentially. Is that... You probably answered this for me,

because someone said that it was the... That's true, and then someone said that it was the Hamas that won't let them leave. No, it's not no no it's not hamas that won't let them leave it's definitely oh they just have nowhere to go yeah they have nowhere to go like look they have there's a border on the like one side with israel and israel's like we're not letting you in because i mean some of them work in israel but like you know there's checkpoints but it's like it's tough to get in and out like It's very difficult to move. I was actually watching an interview with that guy, Dan Cohen,

and he's like, there's people in Palestine who were literally granted U.S. visas to come to America, and then Israel's just like, we're not letting you out. So they're like, I have a visa. I just need to get to the airport. Why wouldn't they let them out? What's the problem? Because they're just like, either their paperwork is whatever.

Well, that's bullying. Yeah, I mean, I guess you could say it's bullying. But it's just, they're super strict about it, and it's just like, it is heavy-handed. Now, like, you know, Israel has their, I guess, whatever, reasons.

Is there a reason that they're getting the plot? Yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It's not like we can go to Egypt either. Egypt doesn't want them. Yeah, we know. Nobody wants them. But I mean, their main issue...

I think this whole episode, we're going to keep coming back to this. I guess. I don't know. But anyways, there's a bunch of super Jews not like into into this whole thing essentially yeah like who are very much against it and they're just like but yeah the open-air prison thing is based jews they would call them well i guess there's two different types there's the base jews and then social justice jews yeah on the same side the social justice jews lost a lot of people this week there's uh there's gonna be a flag lowering this is a ceremony at some point for all the

social justice jews that uh well that's what you said you said people could finally take down their black squares there's a lot but i mean the problem with like hamas and like you know obviously this is super contested but like their charter is literally like their you know government charter is like we have to annihilate the jews and you're like well that's not a good negotiating point yeah because it does make it it is a weird one where you're kind of like if you think of it in real life where you go yeah just think about it treat this guy better yeah you go you need to treat this guy better and you're like well if he takes down his wants to kill me sign i might treat him better yeah you go and they're having a neighbor that like you know what i mean he's got signs about how you're the devil and you want to die and then they're like hey you're you're you're uh your pesticides are blowing

on his lawn and you're like fuck that guy yeah or like dude imagine if they're like hey there's this guy in solitary confinement and they're like we should let him out and you go okay but he just keeps saying that if we let him out he's gonna kill us and you go well you should let him out you're like well we're probably gonna wait to let him out until he stops saying he's gonna kill us so that's how you kind of see the whole i mean that's just like you know they they could probably go a long way if they remove that one but that is like one of their core tenets essentially is they're just like the annihilation removed and they're saying it's not even the annihilation of israel remove the wall sort of situation so they're like okay well

we could get rid of the wall and then you're like okay but everybody behind the wall is like they're one of their core principles is they want to annihilate all the jews and their government sort of and their government so you're just like why would they it sucks because like the only reason is like oh because it's it's like a nicer thing to do i guess right what do you mean well like the re the like argument for it's the humanitarian humanitarian yeah it's like dude they live in like really shitty conditions in palestine like like again if any american lived in the conditions that the palestinians lived in sort of like the same argument with the reserve and it's just like the problem is just like it's the government's doing it's like you know yes they had an election so would it be like in canada if they had the native

reserves and they weren't allowed to leave um i guess kind of and then like if the natives were like being kept on there because their whole issue was they were like, yeah, we're going to murder all Canadians if you let us leave. And then the Canadian government's like, okay, well, then we're not going to let you leave. I guess, yeah. Canadian government probably would let them leave. Yeah, they'd be like, please murder us.

Oh, fuck, please murder us. Oh, fuck, yeah. Oh, there's nothing better than getting fucking murdered by a native on fucking native land. Oh, fuck, yeah. Getting murdered is fucking awesome. But essentially essentially you're like it sucks like i mean americans would rise up like in sit like insanely more violently if they lived in similar conditions so it's like i mean i get it we're jumping all around right now but i gotta tell you this one

thing that just because i love the jumping back to. And so a Columbus mother has been drinking her breast milk. It's going to be on the page. Why are you spoiling it? I wasn't jumping to that. But they have a college degree. This is kind of a relation. It reminded me again of the influencer thing. If you want to be an influencer, there's now a college degree for being an influencer nice but we're loving the idea that

the it's like you know how to cry how to do an apology video and then how to apologize for your apology video it's just like all that stuff how to get in trouble properly yeah yeah how to like they give you a course and like being, being that Johnny fucking Salami. Salami? They cry and, like, yeah, how to get the tears rolling, you know what I mean? How to find the current events that you're supposed to be heartbroken by. You think there's any actors plotting another Imagine video? They should do a fucking course on how to respond to Israel-Palestine, the influencer thing.

You think they're cooking up another Imagine song? That's a tough one, though. You think there's a fucking round table of all of the stupidest actors in Hollywood? It's just like Ruffalo and all those types of people. He's going to Ruffalo some feathers if he does this one. He had a good statement, actually.

What did he say? This was just very down the middle. It's like very fine people in both. Condemned violence? Very bad people on both sides. Guys, guys, they're both bad. Yeah, it is funny just having an influencer course and they teach that

sort of thing. Yeah, Ruffalo. Who are the other? Affleck. Affleck, yeah. Jennifer Garner, maybe. And they just all get together. And I know what they should do for this one was sort of like a rap, I think would be good. They sort of do eight mile like dune, dune, dune, dune, dune. And we're like, do you see the not to get too off topic?

What do they want? Two state solution sort of thing. Who? Like Affleck. What do you think Affleck wants? Oh, Affleck. Yeah. They just want peace, man. They don't wants Oh Affleck Yeah they just want peace man

They don't have any ideas Just want peace man Peace in the Middle East brother We haven't talked about the Tupac stuff Have we at all What's the Tupac stuff Oh yeah I did a video about that Well they found his killer

But then also now they're saying He's being like P. Diddy That's what people are always saying man Eminem at the end of his diss track You know what I'm saying Diddy. P. Diddy. He's literally being like P. Diddy. That's what people are always saying, man. Yeah. Eminem at the end of his diss track goes, you know what I'm saying? Diddy. But I wonder if he's not going to jail. I don't know. Dude, that's fucking probably

super circumstantial. One guy's fucking testimonials. Well, that guy might have a I mean, I guess if he got paid in cash, I don't know. Exactly. He probably has no paper trail. I mean, P. Diddy got off a fucking gun charge. P. Diddy's not going to jail for that. You can mark my words, man. I'll fucking...

You tell you what? I'll post a fucking full-out pro-Palestine if Diddy goes to jail. I take it back. I'm not going to do it. That would be a bet. That would be a real bet, though. You know what I mean? I get to choose your post.

No, I got to do pro-Palestine i gotta do pro palestine you do pro israel i guess pro israel is the easy one pro israel is a little easier but it would i still think that no matter i think that if i mean this is the thing for me it's like i'm not fucking jewish or palestinian so like israel and i'm not religious so israel doesn't really have a specific significance to me no so i know this is like the hottest one, but to some degree it does. It's just another Ukraine, Russia,

maybe more bigger than that. Yeah. But like, it is another thing. Yeah. Like I don't, it's just, you know what I mean?

I don't see this necessarily as that different than other conflicts because I don't know. I'm just not, I have no connection to the only other, the only thing I would say is greater is that i'm an american the u.s is definitely would be itching to get into this one more but then i that but then that's the same thing i have the same opinion on that yeah but i'm saying i guess maybe just slightly more gravity to it just because the u.s like i'm not posting a stance on this just like i'm not going to post whoa we need to do

support russia or ukraine it's just yeah i think my stance would be to some degree that i i do if i if i have anything to actually say about it i mean usually my interesting things to me are like how people react to it but then i would say on the real obviously my stance is i don't love the idea of like all the the uh warhawk types just like getting real fucking trigger finger itchy to get into world war three cooking right yeah they really are although it's good for the economy it's almost like they've either fallen for the thing like you said the thing earlier where you know they're basically doing this so it reacts it's like they're falling for the trap to some degree you know what i mean yeah if anything if you want to really you know i guess their idea is well we

want to make sure this never happens again for then we'll just like wipe them all out and it was just i don't know if it's gonna be that easy i mean that was something i think the guy the editor of breitbart literally like broke the sabbath to be like we should fucking genocide them all people are like yo chill dude go back to your fucking broke the sabbath dude he literally was like i'm he's like i literally broke the sabb literally was like, he's like, I literally broke the Sabbath. Tweet this. And he's like, we should kill every last one of them and turn it into a fucking parking lot.

See you guys in two days. And then just left. And you're like, jeez. Chill, dude. Anyways, back to praying. Yeah, exactly. That was like when I went to, when I was at,

I was in Toronto and I was buying a carpet. I probably told you this, but I was in Toronto and buying a carpet. And there was a guy, I was the only one that walked into the store. So I was a Muslim dude and he was doing his prayers. Yeah. And he was like, and he kind of gave me like a, hey, can you wait a second? So I basically sat around for two minutes while he like prayed on the rug or whatever.

And then went right from his last pray to, okay, we got the best deals in town. Like, what do I need? My friend, my friend, my friend. We got green rugs. We got brown rugs. Was it one of the rug stores that's always going out of business? It was on Lans in town. Like, what do I need? My friend, my friend, my friend. We got green rugs. We got brown rugs. Was it one of the rug stores that's always going out of business? It was on Lansdowne.

Yeah, it was. Was it one of my favorite things? I don't know if that's a thing everywhere. They do go out of business a lot. Well, no, but there's, in Toronto, I think it was in the East End on like Girard or something, but there was all these rug stores

and their whole deal was that they're like, we're always going out of business. Like that's the selling point. Oh! They're not actually going out of business because those dudes have a lot of turnover those lands down stores no no this one like was near my house when i lived over in the east end and like legitimately like for two years it just was going out of business and you go oh this is just your sales tactic screwed you on it i never bought a rug that must have grinded your gears when

you bought a rug and come back a year later wait a second well that's when i was like well i gave you the chance to go out of business on your own now i'm gonna have to do it sorry man and then i opened my own rug store next door you're forcing my hand sorry man a deal is a deal are there any lesbians that own rugs carpet emporium you'd think there would be just one with a good sense of humor and a little entrepreneurial spirit would open up a carpet store okay i gotta tell you about the role play thing because there's some good ones what sexual role play based on your zodiac sign so this is they've looked at the moon and they and they've done some analysis on the moon and when you were born and they've decided what role play the moon and when you were born.

And they've decided what role play you should do during sex. Have you ever done role play during sex? No. No? I've role played a guy that's in a pretty big hurry. Actually, I take it back. Yeah, I role play a guy who came too quick and really wants to go to bed. Yeah, I role play a guy who has an emergency he's got to get to after this.

Yeah, so I role play. You never role play the guy that your buddy's just, back in the day, I remember, we all used to do this, but it was always like, we were at a chick's house

and then you'd be like, you say your buddy got in a fight and there's this whole thing and I got to go pick him up or bail him out of jail. Like, you'd always have this big like story about why something happened with your friends that you had to get out of there.

Yeah, you could role play. So I've role played that. It was my best acting role I've ever done. That's a good one. Just stressed out like, he's going to need my help. Like, oh fuck, those guys are going to get it. Here's a good role play.

You go, you want to role play? She goes, sure. He goes, so what's your name again it's like we just don't know her name why don't we role play yeah i remember i'll role play a guy that can get it up so they go here's a couple funny ones so tourists they say pizza delivery guy for example they go he just cut the the hole in the pizza yeah i think you have to do that you go it's a sign can you imagine doing that with your chick reading this and just being like pizza's here like so they go but the reason they make it they go the sign with comfort

consumption and carnality so consumption if you're tourists but what i want to obviously do is ours right yeah so okay so those I'm just giving you a couple just to tell you the type of stuff Gemini cheating they go Gemini's who are born harmless and

mischief naturally inclined towards duality they love the scenario where their partners pretend to be unfaithful lovers that's it that's a weird one to do the cheating fish though too

and you're just like yeah I won't tell her I never do going hard on it okay so but you are uh sagittarius right december okay then just december november 22 so this is what danny's supposed to do strangers in the night so this is let's see if you have any interest in this as a Sagittarius. It's a sign defined by the need for freedom. That seems like you a little bit.

You like freedom. That's why you're always wearing track pants. Yeah, man. Love this dude. No boxers, no briefs. No. Freedom. Free ballin'.

One whose inner world looks so much like an open mouth of a two-lane highway. So they're painting you as sort of... You're less free than they're painting you as, right? What does an open mouth of a two-lane highway so they're painting you as sort of you're less free than they're painting you as right what does an open mouth of a two-lane highway mean like i think that i'm sort of picturing like you just on the open freeway on the road yeah just on the road your your hair you know the yarmulke is blowing off in the wind sort of thing adjusting my clips as you're in the convertible i can picture you as a convertible at some point in your life honor this spirit by planning to accidentally meet while both partners are passing through a nameless town so you and your chick that sounds like so much war you pick a gas station

i know this is where we arrive there independently you have another i think to save money you'd want a carpool though i was gonna say my girl's also a sagittarius and she's also jewish so just the logistics of that would be a fucking nightmare she goes so what i'm gonna leave the car the other car in the lot and then what and then we meet at the inside of the the convenience store part of it and then you're maybe and then we meet and so what we have to go leave and then we have to come back and pick up the car again do jew again let's just do some missionary what yeah you just land you're like we're new passengers in the night what what what

with the prices of gas right now have you seen the price of gas this is a pay lot we're not doing that you drive home I'm like okay we gotta be quick they're charging by the hour for your car you're too cheap for this onesie you'd have to cheat you'd have to find like a town that wasn't you know on a despaired plane to accidentally

meet while both partners are passing through a nameless town pick a gas You'd have to find a town that wasn't, you know, on a despaired plane to accidentally meet while both partners are passing through a nameless town. Pick a gas station. You can also see in the argument, it's like, but we're in Brooklyn. This isn't a nameless town. Well, we have to pretend it's nameless. I'm looking at the town.

It says, welcome to Brooklyn. It's the fifth largest city in the United States. What do you mean? Pick a gas station. Pull up at the same time, pump, and then you take it to the bathroom. That's the bathroom of a gas station. Dude, I saw on my road trip. This one's not designed for you.

Take two separate cars to the fucking gas station and then go in. Can I have the key to the bathroom, please? Dude, we saw a bathroom in Utah when when we were driving to vegas that was so disgusting a public bathroom that me and my girl just peed outside behind it it was the nastiest thing i've ever seen in my life it was a fucking smash in that thing this was a smash in that thing and it says if you don't want that you go to the nearest motel or you do a hitchhiker stranger scenario also works no names no, no rules, no regrets. But what do you do after the hitchhiker scenario?

Drop her back off. And then what? Pick her up five minutes later? I think so. You didn't do any of that? You leave the character. You take the fake hat off. All right. That was...

All right. And you have to do like... Yeah. You kind of do a Gentile voice when you... Hello. Hitchhiker. What? What? We're not doing the voices i'm looking for a ride so that's yours okay what's yours leo uh famous celebrity i forgot this one i forgot that this was mine famous celebrity is what you're supposed to do. Okay. By the way, can you, yeah, you go, oh, yeah, you're, yeah, you're, you're Brad, like, hey,

making, your girl, I don't think it'd be weird where you go, I'm Brad Pitt, and she's like, you're so hot, and you go, what the fuck, so you're into Brad Pitt? It's like two very specific, you being another specific person seems ridiculous. Yeah, to pretend to be, like, I thought role-playing was about the scenario. You're not like. Also, I come in, I go, I'm a famous celebrity. goes which one i go ryan long yeah hello but i fuck him all the time oh yeah you know fucking you didn't don't like it enough fake it till you make it sunbeams uh folk low-key already act like oh leo folk sorry leo folk already low-key act like they're famous

So it says Leo's already act like they're famous In this scenario They play the part of a famous musician An artist Actor Or porn star While their partner fulfills the role of Adoring fan

I'm Ron Jeremy And the partner Wanna drink? Adoring fan, bodyguardguard or journalist so she's playing she plays your bodyguard i guess touched by the adulation the star questions designs to make dreams come true with a private performance autographs and orgasms go off so they have a private performance like you sort of do you've done the private performance where you pull out the acoustic guitar and flip pretend you're John Mayer probably you fucking sign an autograph that's like you're like I hate this this is your birthday present this is literally your fucking birthday present

I want an autograph yeah okay this one doesn't work very good yours is funnier yeah runner-up for Leo roleplay as a hot monarch bring me the slut my liege this is nothing guys yours is more Capricorn ready for what Capricorn is okay Capricorn

landlord tenant this is you coming in you go you're late on the rent. And she goes, maybe there's something I can do to make that rent disappear. And you go, wish I could help you. Yes, pay the

interest and the late fee. I wish I could help you. Yes, pay the interest, the late fee, and give me six months checks going forward. Good day to you. Good day to you. She goes,

that was knocking in my radiator. Can you fix that? He goes, I'll get right on it. Landlord tenant. Landlord tenant. That's good shit. Landlord tenant. landlord tenant landlord tenant those are the only ones I've ever wrote strangers in the night okay and then we'll talk about the Sam Bankman free thing

after too but I got okay this was we got to play this I already sent you this in text but yeah there was the the mega rapper kid. Oh, my God. So it's basically this kid. He's homeschooled, and he's rapping, but it's all, hold on.

This guy is fucking great. Don't be just coming in hot. What are we talking about? What is the plot? If you're a Susie, you can't be a Scott. I know it's a doozy. Can't do what you're not. Two genders.

Two genders. DJ, DJ DJ Two genders Roll that back This kid's dad's definitely He's like coming into his room It's like Hey did you pwn any lips today Or no

You're not writing any bars huh Hey listen You're not gonna be able to have dinner Unless you pwn at least five lips You need to do half an hour Of pwning libs every day. The caption is, 11-year-old rapper sets the record straight. DJ, two genders, roll that back.

Boys are girls and girls are boys. He's not the worst rapper. Islam is right about women. Islam is right about women. Feminism's cancer. He's setting the record straight. Stop interrupting him. Two genders.

Two genders getting to heaven. That's racist you know that one no he's saying trans people look like alien hollow man i don't follow them i look do you think his dad helped him write this or not It's going hard. I don't follow them. Do you think his dad helped him write this or not? That's a question. He's a talented kid. You're liking him?

If this is all on his own? This seems like he must be a prop for a lot. He's obviously a rap, but I don't know. Do you think dad cried when he heard it at the bars? This is fucking amazing. He's homeschooled, too. You have to think that this is one of his one of his courses this is like a second period class I love the Bible and it says there's only two genders. I love the Bible and it says there's only two genders. Does the Bible say there's only two genders?

I'm not sure. It probably says there's boys and girls. Oh, there's just man and woman. Yeah. Yeah. Which is true. Do you like that guy or no? Would you go to his concert?

I saw a little Muslim Palestinian kid, actually, who was also a rapper. Oh, was he rapping about it? In Gaza. Just freedom. And he was pretty good too actually a lot of good rapping kids his name was like MC Abdul

two of them should pair up you gotta check out MC Abdul next time see what he thinks those freaks that queers for Palestine MC Abdul MC Abdul I got a lot of stuff at the patreon.com slash the boys cast for Palestine. MC Apple Duo probably does a great job for Palestine. MC Apple Duo. Okay.

I got a lot of stuff at the patreon.com slash the boys cast. Come through every week. Bonus episode. You already know what it is.

Peace. Later.