The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Man Dates Woman Who Looks 8 Years Old & A Woman Who Believes She's A Bird

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

Predicting the stock market with astrology, French climate protests, suspect man dating a woman who looks 8, and THE 2 BIRDS ALTER SYSTEM! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Nutrafol.com/men - Code BOYSCAST - $15 Dollars Off Your First Month Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Code BOYSCAST - $20 Dollars Off Your First Box Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So the protesters in France, the female protesters have had their puppies out again. The puppies have been out. The puppies have been out. So I was loving the idea of a girl's gone wild 2022. And basically, what happens is they go to college campuses again, and they're like, pull them out. And the girls are like, what'd you say? And then they go, they're rolling back. For climate change. You don't want to die, do you? You don't want everybody to die. So essentially what happens is the Girls Gone Wild guys in 2023,

they come and they all have cameras around the girls, and they're like, did you not hear? They're getting rid of maternity leave. And they go, ah, and they go, here's your protest beads. And then they get- Instead of that Solomon dude, it's Greta. She's making everybody take their tops off. So that's, in my opinion, that's Girls Gone Wild in 2023.

France edition. And then you could probably tour that, too, because you could be like, because France probably sets the tone for trends that way. See, they're doing it in France. They're doing college campuses all around the world, but they just have to go and they're like, did you not hear they're letting Trump be president again? What the hell?

I'm going to protest that with the puppy. you not here like they're letting trump be president again what the hell i'm gonna protest that with the puppy there's some industrious students on college campuses who probably are doing that they go they're like yes that's like the new male feminism almost to get like like doing the gender studies classes yeah yeah like wolf in sheep's clothing is now it's the climate change stuff being a being like a um no if you're if you're a guy that's a climate change guy and you go there and you're just like always there guy that's a climate change guy and you go there and you're just like always there

at every single thing and you're just like you know what let's show them ladies you know one guy alright everybody tops off we gotta protest the climate

everybody only hangs out with chicks here's your beads yeah so anyways I don't know we like to do a feel good titty story to get this started off

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Speaking of the protesters, like the climate protesters, one thing they like to do is they go to the museums and stuff like that. Yeah. Which is, that must bother you because you're a big museum guy. I like a museum.

So I went to the Whitney. Yeah, I've never been to that one. No idea how you're doing this. I've never been to that one. I've been to like the MoMA, which is like, you know, one of the top, you know, 10 the top you know 10 in the homo at a momo but i'm telling you i don't know it's the most i was thinking whitney well there's this guy edward hopper so that's what's that's what's there right now it's the edward hopper exhibit right yeah and

there was a couple other things the whole time i was there my main thing was there's no way you could actually like this so there's this guy edward hopper he was the main guy he's got like a full floor there's 10 000 of his things right and 90 of them are just he paints girls in their windows he's like the original he's the original peeping tom yeah and this whole thing was peeping tom stuff right and it's all a commentary right so every like... Dude, that's how dogs had to be dogs back in the day. They had to go to the store and grab an easel and paint. Yeah. Brushes, learn this shit.

Yeah, he's always like peeping in people's windows and his wife's like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm working. And apparently one of them was like based on his neighbor or whatever. So he's got a whole series of paintings based on like his neighbor in a window. And then one of them did good, I guess.

So then he was like, I'm the painter in the window. I don't know if one of them did good. You reference it like how a reel does now. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like one of them blew up. Well, that is kind of what happened. I think he got some heat on his first one.

People were photocopying and sharing it around. Yeah. A lot of people were gathering around the exhibit looking at the girls in the window one because they had the titties out and then some of this old guy right so they have all this paintings of him they have like photo the old you know the only photos of him and it's him sitting as his easel painting his girl in the window there's like you literally just one after another it's like girl on her bed through the window and then like girl sort of walking around her living room through the window yeah and it's like i first of all there's 9 000 people no however many people are at the whitney all walking around everyone's wearing a turtleneck so there's not a

i would say 50 like a portlandia episode 50 of people are wearing turtlenecks and i mean that's i do that as well i'll put a pop a neck on do you do the do you do this where you go and look at it and you go, hmm? How do you look at it? What would you do when you're looking at a painting? So my museum, my MO is always at some point early on separate from my girlfriend. So I lose her. Why? Because I always do it fast.

Because I walk fast. You like to speed up? I like to speed up the museums. I'm not dicking around. Got it. Literally, I'm not dicking around. Got it. Got it. Literally, I'm not dicking around in a museum. I'm looking around.

That's even stupider. Yeah. No, I look at the stuff I like. I mean, sometimes you'll... I would have said for someone who doesn't go to museums and stuff, I would have sent you to the MoMA over the Whitney, personally. I haven't been to the Whitney, but... I'm sure I would have liked them all the same.

This one had three floors. The MoMA's like there's like Van Goghs and stuff, and like really, I haven't been in the Whitney, but... I'm sure I would have liked them all the same. This one had three floors of three different things. The MoMA's like, there's like Van Goghs and stuff, and like, really, I don't know, they're cooler. Do you do that? You go, mmm, yes. I do this, this is how I go this. Do you do the beard thing? Yeah. Do you ever, how long, what's the longest you've ever stood in front

of a painting, just standing there looking at it? Uh, that's a good question. Probably like somewhere in the nine seconds no I probably you stood there for a full minute just staring at a painting yeah probably

but I'm like I'd take an edible before I go in there so I forgot that you're baked so you're looking at it like you're kind of getting all psychedelic

yeah I'm like whoa man uh yeah I don't know you did this with a brush man so

maybe like yeah probably like a minute there's certain ones because like something like a mark rothko or something where they're like they're massive pieces or like you know maybe uh i don't know never more than like a minute but then my my kind of favorite thing actually to do at museums is when you just totally like walk you're in like some famous museum and then you don't even like look at a piece. No, no, no. That I do actually sometimes too. That is like, I get a deranged pleasure of crop dusting all these like fucking people,

these hoity-toity people who are like- You're one of them. I know, but I'm not. You are a hoity-toity guy. But I'm talking about the people who are like wearing like, you know, a $10,000 bag and they're all like, and then they have to smell-

I felt like everyone just had a turd on their God. They have to smell a fart some sort of deranged pleasure i derived from that but um one i do like when you walk by like some artists and they have one piece and like one of the most famous but it's like in a room full of like way bigger ones and you're like this is like this person's life's work and it was the highlight of their life and you're just gonna be like and just walk by yeah that's what i did well no i actually did worse than that i was like watch i looked at like five or six of them how many beers did you sneak in i it was kind of early for that but so none but i walked in and i literally at one point i was like this guy stinks and then someone heard me say that and gave me the dirtiest look you've ever seen in your life. Some old gay man with a turtleneck just looked at me like I just fucking punched a baby.

And all I said, I looked at the five of his window photos and I just go, this guy stinks. But there's better things. One of my favorite things was, I kept saying, I don't know if you saw in that room, there's a crazy exhibit, pretty actually realistic. They're like college grad student. I guess it's like a modern thing. And it would be just like a college grad student like i guess it's like a modern thing and it's just like it would be just like a college grad student sitting on a

bench i kept saying i kept saying that like i don't have you seen that there's like a bunch of gays in a room exhibit honestly some of the stuff i like because it's so crappy i remember i went to a museum i think in spain i i took a video of It was like, so you walk into one of those rooms, and then they always have them. You walk in a room, and there's just like a video playing on loop. They had a couple of those. Actually, that was the only thing I liked, is it sitting down and watching.

Just because you can sit down. Just sat down and watch the video. But it was like so, the one I went with was so crappy. Like, it was literally like a parody of art, where it's like three women, and they're all fat, and then one's like, am a woman i am a woman i am and i'm like watching i'm like this is maybe one of the funniest things i've ever seen you know like because it's so crappy the whole thing's a parody right yeah yeah but some of it there

was one room where there was one guy that i guess he's like famous for trinkets yeah this is like legitimately just any portland market like any little thing people would make. It was like a guy that took like some hair that fell off a brush and taped it to a pipe cleaner. Yeah, yeah. I mean, some of it. I was in one museum, I remember. And then there was like a stick up against the wall.

And I go, oh, there's like a stick up against the wall. And then I like walk. I go, oh, that's an exhibit. And then there was like a broom up against one wall. And then I like walk. I go, oh, that's an exhibit. And then there was like a broom up against one wall. And then I was like, is this art? And you're like, no, the janitor just left the broom up against the wall. And there's just some guy in a turtleneck looking at it. At the broom being like, hmm.

Well, everything, if you look, is they put the things beside it. Yeah. And every second one is a commentary on consumerism of course they love everyone it'll be just like a soup can and it's commentary on consumers and there's one that was just like the one was like they made pillows into cigarettes and there was like a couple cigarettes that were like made out of pillows and yeah that was a commentary on consumerism i mean everything's i can't remember the artist's name but my brother used to own an art gallery. He had this guy who had one of his exhibits. I fucking can't remember his name.

The exhibit exhibit. Yeah, he was pimping the rides. But he had this giant piece, and it was all anti-capitalism, and it was like 140 grand. Well, you remember that I told you that that was one of my favorite things I did when we were like

drinking and there used to be nuit blanche in toronto and me and waldo went and we would we just picked one thing and then stood there and pretended it was our piece and then talked to people that came in and looked at it it was just like one of these ones that was just poster barred with some pop cans glued to it like a soup can all that bullshit right and then we would go there and then we'd be like oh what do you think and he was like oh it's such an excellent the way you did this and then meanwhile they kept being like dude i gotta be honest with you i just fucking got so trashed last night i forgot to exhibit i had to whip something up we could that's a weird we until like we did that with like five or six people come in and take credit for the thing

and tell them we leveled with them that like between me and you like why would the artist even be doing that? Not even filming it either. No, we weren't filming it. Yeah, yeah. But we were like dying. It was one of the- Remember Tom Green?

I wish I was filming it. Tom Green at the National Art Gallery in Ottawa, he snuck in a painting and like the card, and then he put it up on the wall. I think it was Tom Green, and then someone would be like, oh, this is excellent. And he goes like, what do you think?

Maybe add something to it? And then he starts drawing on it, and they're like're like what are you doing and then he's getting chased out of the national gallery okay so the reason i brought this whole thing up was there was one exhibit and it was about uh okay ready for this yeah i'll put it on the screen too but you got okay hold on i'm gonna show you this is like vaginas of the world no this is the best exhibit i've ever i'm not gonna do the reveal so No, this is the best exhibit I've ever seen. I don't need to do the reveal. So this is an exhibit where they actually, you know, like you're talking about,

where they build the actual thing. Yeah. All right, ready for this? Yeah. Is it even real or fake? It's 100%. It was an exhibit because it was basically, there was a whole floor that was about Puerto Rico

and it was a commentary on storms. Yeah, right, right. So describe it to people. It is a pile of dirt with what I would imagine to be like fake grass. Is it like part of, because there's a painting,

is that like part of that? I think they were separate, yeah. Sometimes, museums are like confusing sometimes. You're like looking at something and then it Is that part of that? I think they were separate, yeah. And sometimes, museums are confusing sometimes. You're looking at something and then it's part of another thing across the room and I'm like, I didn't...

This was probably my favorite thing of the whole thing. I was literally, I'm not kidding, I burst out laughing at this one. But that's honestly, people will be like, oh, sure, whatever.

But that is oftentimes some of the fun of it is you just see these bullshit things. No, I did get that. That's why I went. Yeah. I didn't go to be wowed by the art. I went because I was like, this should be fun to make fun of.

Absolutely. And some of it, I'm like, I guess I'm a little not as, because some of it I go like, some of this is I do like. But then some of it is hilarious. Because you're looking at these other people being like, you see those two guys, and then someone else is pointing at you look at this idiot totally this guy tripping out looking at the van go but yeah it was a mostly gay people all turtlenecks yeah and then a lot a huge portion of uh people that like museums is like 55 year old like white

women that's old people like it's like cnn watchers it's kind of they all have the ear thing so they can have like a guided like i don't know if you saw that yeah you can rent these like phones sometimes or it's like an earpiece and then you can just listen i guess that's not that stupid tour guide but again the explanation was like this person uh was inspired by this in 1938 the war was breaking out and they had to flee to New York City from Amsterdam. And the only thing, and while they were fleeing, they had to run through dirt.

And she managed to take a little bit of that dirt. Yeah, but then the whole painting, it's not even a painting. I've seen this. That is such a perfect example. It'd be like just a shoe with dirt on it in the corner of the room. And it was like,

this represents the woman who had to flee in the forest yeah yeah yeah and then you go okay i don't really care for this but i don't tell you what i don't trust anyone who said they get it yeah i mean again i yeah the i don't ever look into art at all like i'm never like oh what's the meaning behind you don't read the thing no very rarely will i read the thing very very rarely it's all it's so it's either consumerism or over consumption uh which are kind of in the same vein or like something about america being bad like yeah i mean sometimes i can't remember the uh in paris though not not the um the louvre but the the other one with the clock in or whatever they

have like a whole room of Van Goghs. It's kind of cool. I don't know. Well, that I get where you're like, it's cool. I guess this is worth $10 trillion or whatever. Yeah, but they're just iconic. There's so many of them in one room. This is what all the hype's about.

Kind of, because you go to something like the MoMA, and then they have one. And the crazy thing is, you don't even realize, because the MoMA, their big thing is Starry Night that's like this famous Van Gogh I think I know Starry Night but you're like it's not even like the only one of them because I went it was in Paris and we're like oh they have one here too he was just cranking out Starry Nights yeah because like a lot of times it's like oh that must be like the biggest scheme ever though if you make if that's like an nft scheme though but imagine i mean an artist goes i'm selling a starry night for a million dollars then the next day he's like making five more you'd be like wait what dude damien hurst who's like the famous guy he did

like the shark you know the shark in the that he sold for like 50 million dollars and it's like this shark that's like suspended a giant shark and they did like a pill pill box that was like 20 million dollars he has like a factory. And so basically he's like the manager, right? This is crazy. And he goes, so he approves everything. And he's like one who designed, essentially like an art, like a fashion designer.

He designs everything and then they're cranking them out for him. So he's just about a bunch of people working for 10 bucks an hour, just making shark paintings. I don't know about 10 bucks an hour, but Warhol's like same thing. Like they're Warhol.

There's like, you know, he would just, he wasn't making he would just he's just got guys cranking out pop can and soup he signs soup can photos but he like designs them and he signs them but he doesn't actually produce them well that you think those wouldn't be worth as much if he didn't make them uh well they probably at the time you could get them cheaply and then but now they're just you know the art market is what it is i suppose rip off do you think one thing that i was loving the idea of is thinking that because that's who people i guess you would describe as who's at an art thing is like almost a karen but sure but i guess that's what you would describe right yeah you're probably you're probably bringing the karen out of some of them i imagine you kicking around there being like gay and they're like can we get him out of here please

they definitely want me out that's what i was saying i was talking about on stage being like gay and they're like can we get him out of here please they definitely want to be out that's what i was saying i was talking about on stage being like the next level of not racist is when you're just like the people like you don't yeah you don't want to be racist but like that level of racism when you're like i can't call the cops even though i was robbed because um you know heaven forbid that's a minority and their life might be hard and it was like that's the final boss of not racist where you're getting robbed yeah good but i was like you know i deserve this yeah yeah yeah i would go full karen i'm like if i'm if i'm getting robbed i'm calling the cops and reminding them that i pay their salary but i was saying that do you think that all of the karen stuff probably not

but it would be a crazy conspiracy if all of the karen stuff probably not but it would be a crazy conspiracy if all of the karen stuff was originated by like the big restaurant chains got together and like made this go viral viral yeah like they basically set like the girl like if you find out the big original dog park karen or whatever that was like the wife of the guy who runs like jimmy johns and they were just like complaining has been getting out of control so they basically they they hatch this plan that anyone who complains is essentially branded as a racist sure maybe papa john's actually secretly financed that karen movie that was a piece of shit i'm thinking he got in the n-word trouble and he's trying to like just bring it all back around that's imagine though that would be like it would almost be diabolical it

would be so crazy that it just might be true but yeah like if you think about it you must there must be a correlation between the karen meme and women complaining to the manager at walmart that had to have gone down right so imagine all of the biggest corporations are just like they they wanted to fire some of their customer their customer service staff was getting bloated and they were just like we need a way that people are complaining too much and they basically made it racist to complain i mean it's short on managers they're like we need to make it racist how can we yeah that's uh i could see that i don't know if i don't know if a walmart i can see an amazon

getting behind that some though. Something. Somewhere in an Amazon boardroom on the top of a mountain, just like cracking this one up. Yeah, something was, I was loving the idea that that's my conspiracy. I was also loving the idea of, like, say, in a conspiracy show, there was, like, conspiracies,

like, safe conspiracies. Like, you're into conspiracies, but one that won't get you in trouble. It's like, here's a list of conspiracies you can be into. It's like,acies that like safe conspiracies, like you're into conspiracies, but ones that won't get you in trouble. It's like, here's the list of conspiracies you can be into. It's like big, like, Hey,

we're talking about Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster. And then, but like, you know, if you talk about, uh, Eddie, the other ones,

like aliens, like you can talk about that. Pretty much. There's like, yeah, like chemtrails and there's like five. There's like any, anyone that involves the government,

you basically that those are the over the last little while where they've made conspiracies like uh you're the worst if you are into conspiracies essentially it's anyone that the government's involved with you after you're like hey hey yeah because that's kind of what it is right unless the alien one that's the only one alien one yeah there's like i always say there's always like the fun ones and then there's like this but like trump kind of made all conspiracies life or death seriousness actually speaking of aliens there is a pretty good uh this is um the the vice has an old school uh vice article but it's alien related and it's there isn't that much to it but there's this guy this was right this is vice going

back to his race is back to back to cranking out the fucking goods this man has sex with aliens he goes when i was 17 i lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial says 74 year old david huggins and that's all i can say about that he can't say anything more about it yeah and it's this guy and he paints photos of it and there's the you know this whole story about that he can't say anything more about it and it's this guy and he paints photos of it and there's this whole story about how he paints photos but it just reeks

of the guy this is the final boss of a guy that had a girlfriend at a different school yeah yeah I mean also you just had a weird

dream in 1961 and like that's your identity that's his whole deal since hasn't let it go so and Vice is sort of promoting this guy

being like you know by his faintings after all he's been through basically his mom comes in he was jacking off and he was like no i wasn't mom my girlfriend was here you don't understand i mean he has a photo he paints a there's a if you slide over to the end there is a photo of the woman or extraterrestrial female and it has a female's but it just looks like a kind of busted chick yeah like he's just like he has it has breasts and a vagina well that is could have been like it could have been like some like old lady that you know like his mom's friend or whatever there was like a creep he comes in and he was like i'm from a different planet sure but it's just like she just looks like she has bad makeup yes like that

could be just again just bad makeup chick bad makeup chick like unless you say she was nine feet tall or something i mean we've all woke up and said maybe that was an alien yeah i'll tell you what that was some kind of creature i'll tell you what sometime a creature last night wasn't was it a human barely at the very least it was barely here we'll have to wait for the dna samples to come back so rick and morty uh the big news is that i didn't realize that the guy who got fired and i guess it's for apparently he beat up his wife that's the whole thing uh yeah but he has like actual charges and stuff against him like it's not even like uh this this isn't even like, oh, he said, she said.

Like, I think there's like actually pretty serious charges against them. But what I didn't realize is he was all the voices. Yeah. I thought it was just the executive producer and he's just going to keep collecting his check or whatever.

So that means they're doing it without. Yeah. And with the crazy part that I read, and I don't know if I can corroborate this, but apparently Michael Richards is going to do the voice of both Rick and Morty. Oh, I'm Morty. Oh, I'm Morty, Morty. Oh, I'm Morty. Oh, I'm Morty, Morty.

Oh, I'm Morty, Rick. Oh, I'm Rick, Morty. So that could be an option. Maybe Kevin Spacey comes back and does Rick. Yeah. How does Kevin Spacey talk? It's me or Rick. That's actually not bad.

Is that not bad? Yeah, that's not terrible. Oh, well, Morty, I'll tell you. It's about time that we go to outer space. Not a terrible space. Okay, so that's an option? Yeah. Maybe Jerry Seinfeld.

I wonder if there's any sort of AI solution to this. What's the deal with me being Rick? What's the deal with space? What's the deal with me being Rick? I'm a pickle now. I'm a pickle. What is the deal with me being i'm a pickle what is the deal with me being a pickle so those are some options yeah that's y'all know why i'm motherfucking be rick and happy motherfucking morty it's so funny because that is such that is such a giant franchise like it's literally like a

billion dollar ip oh like the ip is worth so much that they're like well i didn't realize that i walk away from it really you don't see like all the people just walk around with i know it's a big deal i don't know what i don't know how much cartoon franchises are worth it's that one is a that one is uh that is the gem of like the crown jewel of adult swim okay who could who else could play the voice i'm sure i saw someone in on twitter that i think a lot of people. There's voice actors. Lena Dunham. I think they're going to. I'm Rick. I think no, because she said she like, didn't she molest her sister or something? No, that didn't stick with her.

That was the peak era where they could still get away with it as long as they're a feminist. Yeah, she's never had to pay the toll for that. She was able to get away with it. It was sort of fine. Okay. yeah she's never had to pay the toll for that she was able to get away with it it was sort of fine um okay so this one speaking of aliens that are creeps coming in and making out yeah that's or the other that's the other one your chick's like what'd you do last night who was this like who was having you go honestly you're not gonna believe this yeah you are not gonna believe this you guys wait and the alien has your phone number and is texting you i know right it's so crazy so crazy the alien has your phone number and is texting you? I know, right? It's so crazy.

So crazy. The alien's fucking written in my phone as Pizza Hut. Aliens, they're a different world. I'm not going to try to explain it, but. Yeah, you're like, I've been in touch with the ancient aliens guy. I'm trying to go on there just to legitimize this whole thing. I'm a victim here. Well, there's this guy, basically.

So he's dating this 23-year-old woman. She has an eight-year-old woman's body, right? Yeah, this is a tough one. And you've seen the photo, right? Did we cover it the first time that she was in the news? I don't remember. Because I remember seeing the initial story, and then I guess she got a reality show out of it.

So she's a big star now, and this guy, everyone's calling him a creep and that is the big question in your opinion creep or not a creep so he's got a girlfriend she's you know 23 years old yeah but she's got the body of an eight-year-old yeah but it's an actual disability i know yeah yeah well it is a pedophile's wet dream for sure but this is what i so you have to there's a lot to it you have to sort of i think the thing is everyone jumps to conclusion with creeps i think you have to i think it's both are possible and you have to probably go you the devil's in the details sure i mean the question

is is is he a pedophile who is now who is now basically found a legal loop uh-huh or live in the dream or is he just because again like you if a woman is say there are women who are the same height as her like dwarfs yeah for example who nobody would ever say you're a pedophile because they have dwarfism exactly right or they're like whatever uh little people right they like so which are you know different things but again so height so it's not about the height it's about the fact that she does have the body of a child and this guy is very much coming out uh sort of very aggressively with it too which isn't helping he's like tell he's like you should all be ashamed of yourself where's what got a disability you almost have to be like yeah i know it's a little weird

but i don't see her like that you almost have to play it a little like that whereas he's like if they want to smash this hot piece of ass it's none of anyone's business you don't know what it's like when i'm spinning her around like he's very happy about it right yeah it's it's so what so i would say this if i was to because i i think the the entire internet is so i mean i'll say creep right so the i think the consensus is he's a creep. And obviously the problem with that is like, so what? This girl can just never date anyone? Exactly. So she can never date anybody other than children?

Because basically she has to be a pedophile. Well, that's what it is. It's like, so she can just never date anyone? But also, if you are attracted to that, then like... Well, here's the second part that I'll say. First of all, maybe some people aren't attracted to their girlfriends, but there is the other part where I will say with Andy Milonakis, for example, right? I remember when Andy Milonakis first came out and he had his TV show

and he looked like a kid, right? So he was like 30 at the time and he looks like a 12-year-old or whatever, right? Which I remember at the time being probably like, you know, 17 or something like that. And you know, I was trying to do funny stuff too. And I remember seeing that and being like,

this is the funniest person that ever lived. Like the fact that like a 12 year old, however old I was, I was like the fact that a 12 year old is like this funny. Yeah. I was like, everyone should quit comedy. That's crazy how funny this kid is.

Right. Yeah. And then I found out he was 30 and I was like, Oh, it's still funny's crazy how funny this kid is, right? Yeah. And then I found out he was 30, and I was like, oh, still funny, but I'm not impressed like that anymore. Right, right, right. Obviously, that was the thing. But again, he probably was smashing, right? So what about those women?

What about those women? And then on top of that, my more point was I'd say, I remember now when I see him, I don't think of him as a child. Does that make sense? Like if he was your buddy, you don't look at him and see a child's body. You kind of look at him and see an adult's body. But he does look older now.

But she has a few things where there is maybe, if you were hung out with this person for two years, like if this person was, you knew them for a long time, I could see you stop seeing them as like a kid you know what i mean yeah that's my point but this guy this is where i was saying so if i saw that it was like oh we've known each other for 12 years like when i see them i see them as a fucking 30 i don't see them like that right yeah i could see that sure but on the other side of it he didn't that's not what happened no he saw her he slid into her dms yeah and sent her flowers so that's where it starts to get i was if i could see a scenario where you're like yeah obviously

like i've known and i don't when i look at this person i don't see them like that the way that i used to see annie malenakis like a kid and now i don't and he still looks like a kid right my brain has switched that somehow right so but if you knew the person for a long time but for this guy he goes i just saw her on the tv show and i was like she's such a dime i gotta hit it that's one in the bad category yeah knowing that she's three foot ten and 50 pounds sliding in the dms i feel like is the problematic a little bit right again i don't know yeah like uh i mean i i would never do that but to me how they meet's a big part of it.

It is. I understand the case. There's both definitely... I'll tell you what. I'd rather do... What would you rather do if you had to pick? 80-year-old that looks 7 or 7-year-old that looks 80? It's a tough one.

No, I mean the 80-year-old that looks 7. You'd have to. You'd have to do this 80- 80 year old that looks 7 you'd have to you'd have to to this 80 year old that looks 7 yeah but it is sort of a Sophie's choice

I mean one of those will get you you know lit up on the internet and the other one will make you a sex offender

so I think it's a pretty easy choice you probably have to get lit up on the internet you have to take the getting lit up on the internet but yeah and he's not even from America.

Like, he had to fly over the ocean. He's from Wales or some shit. That's where it's getting a little, like, it seems like if you're just like, I don't know. Yeah, we've just known each other for a long time. It just happened. It's another thing to be in, like, I just, like, pursued her aggressively.

Sure, like, family friends. Like, if you go, a family friend, I've known her for a long time. That is, I think you'd be like, yeah, that's less creepy for sure I think that knowing them for a bit probably yeah

just seeing a photo of her and go daddy likey and you go ooh this guy was a little too eager with it you know

sure I mean I guess the real shady thing and well I guess well 50 pounds too TBD I know

three foot ten this guy's probably got a tiny she starts the only fans or something and then what that looks like no what i tell you what it would look like it will look like everyone being like as if and the numbers being really high of course like she'll probably do better than fucking the cash me outside girl and that's like that is exactly what it is everyone publicly will be like can you believe this and you go i don't know she just made 80 mil yeah i mean to be honest that is the solution to

pedophiles is what more of her i mean it was pretty unique set of circumstances together she had brain cancer when she was six months old and they had to do some crazy surgery so that's maybe not the solution no but maybe her having an only fans could be the least keep them occupied keep them occupied keep them busy yeah i don't know it's it's a fucking because you know you have to at least put yourself in her shoes where you're like again like you said like what is she supposed to do well also it's funny too like i guess i'm obviously an 18 year old the thing is because she's like pedophile right but like if you if you don't look at it through that lens it's her with

her boyfriend and everyone's being like that's gross that you would do that you're just calling her gross you're like ew why would you have sex with her ew that's disgusting bro and she's like i'm right here i'm right. And I'm 23 years old. No, no, I'm not saying because of your looks. I'm saying just that you're too young looking. And it's like, ew, dude, gross. Imagine the ultimate twist where she gets busted for having sex with an underage guy.

Oh, man. And she gets with a 15-year-old. And she's like, you kind of forced me to do this. You forced my hand. And then they're like, yeah, well, you're not allowed to do that. I don't think people would care about that. I think people care about law would care i think yeah i guess the law would have to care the law would have a word with her

people would care way less though if she being like a 60 year old dude yeah or whatever the age is um well and they're famous too right which helps yeah she's got she got a little uh tv show reached out after watching her he said he was inspired by her emotional strength so i don't buy that that's where i'm like so that's where i'm like okay that didn't happen no guy's ever been like watching a show and you're just like man this girl's so inspiring to me sure i'm reaching out with no alternative like want to smash photos. Yeah, because there is no shortage

of inspiring shows of women with disabilities. He didn't reach out to the thousand pound sisters. He didn't reach out to any of them. He didn't reach out to the dwarves, the little people, nothing. He specifically reached out to the girl who looks like a child. Unless you find out he did.

Like that's his, you know what the probably, it is possible the truth is, like the balls on this guy to be, like, reaching out to, like, celebrities and just trying to smash or whatever,

he's like, yeah, I mean, I reached out to legitimately every girl on every reality show. This is the first one that ever responded. Like, it's possible he's like,

listen, I reached out to fucking Selena Gomez when she had her TV show, too. It's like, I reached out to Paris Hilton when she had the Hilton show. It's like, I gotta be honest with you.

The Kardashians have been getting back to me. This is the first response I got to my numerous DMs I sent. She does look kind of sickly too. I mean, she is.

Yeah, it can't be in greatest health. But then there's the funny because there's the thing of her smoking. He then sent her flowers and a card saying, go live your best life.

Wishing you all the happiness you deserve. You don't send someone flowers unless you're up to something flowers is insane like did you send again did you send them flowers to those thousand pound chicks so the people are saying this and then his whole thing is you're dehumanizing her and that's absolutely disgusting so he's sort of saying he's not disgusting you're disgusting yeah he goes yeah you think i'm disgusting have a look in this mirror so i feel like only disgusting people are looking in this mirror right now he's sort of taunting the police a little bit i mean you gotta be if you're crazy if you i hope

he's fucking squeaky he's basically yeah you know what i mean you're sort of taunting the police like you're standing in front of the police station with her just like grabbing her tip. Being like, is this a problem? I mean, I'm sure someone's looking into him somewhere. Someone has probably given at a police station somewhere in Wales has just given a cursory look into his back. You're right. This guy does have to be squeaky clean to pull this off. Yeah.

She's a human being. She deserves that relationship. So I do agree with that part of it. The end of it says it's unclear where the relationship even stands now. You just have to be like, listen, I thought it was kind of weird, but it's not. It's like it is what it is. I don't see her like that. I understand you do.

That's probably the only thing. Yeah, you have to straight up just be like, you're all fucked. What are you talking about? She's disabled. Imagine he came out and he was just like, listen, I just want to say, I know what you guys are thinking, but you're not weighing that against how big it makes my dick look. It's kind of a...

And then everything about... It does feel like he's taunting because he goes like this. He goes, the pair spent their first day together in an aquarium and then an escape room. And we're joined by her 18 year old sister, Riley. And it does feel like a little bit like, you know, then we went to the amusement park and then the escape room and then're joined by her 18 and you're an 18 year old sister riley and it does feel like a little bit like you know then we went to the amusement park and then the escape room and then

the ball pit like it's sort of feeling like he you know what i mean that you want to be like we went to a bar we went people would still be like oh you went to a bar how many drinks does it take for a 50 pound girl to get totally incapacitated right they just you know this is a zero win fancy restaurant zero win scenario yeah doesn't matter zero win no I know I'm just saying

and he's like trying to get on the show like part of it is like a bunch of the stuff they did was for the show so then you're like are you trying to just be famous

yeah obviously it's a horrible way to do that it is what it is yeah yeah but so wish him the best of luck Danny just slid into

her DMs if it doesn't work out after just if we happen to both well yeah but I slid into her DMs if it doesn't work out. Yeah, I just said. Just if we have to. Well, yeah, but I slid into her DMs just saying you're so inspiring. That is, yeah.

Such inspiration. I do that all the time. Like, girl, I don't even respond back. I go, no need to respond. And if they respond back, I just don't respond. I just say, listen,

you're an inspiration. Anyone who tells you otherwise, you fucking go, girl. Yeah. You are living your best life. Also, I mailed you some flowers and chocolates. Do not respond to this. I want you to.

Oh, did I put my return address on there? Weird. Oh, shit. It's like the post office kind of makes you, though. Like, if you try and go mail something about a return address, they're kind of sticklers. They're sticklers about that. They're sticklers about that.

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of a tyrant but she's just like yeah i'm good just how long did you how long did you put in i think like she only got in right before COVID. Like she's like four years or something. Yeah, that is pretty nuts. She's just like, I'm done. Anyway, shout out to the Queen of Brazil. No prime minister has ever done that though. Yeah, you're right. No, I mean, they have to be taken out of office in cuffs or like dragging, like dragged out

of there. And she's just like, yeah. Good will it lasted. I proved I could do it yeah yeah that is like pretty wow that is like a step back for as any guy ever done that because no there's been a few girls that have only had like crazy short terms i feel like yeah because they got voted out no wasn't there another kind of this scenario before where a woman straight up just walked away i don don't know. Only had like a few months and she had like a vote of non-confidence.

Yeah, Elizabeth May. But you don't have to leave with your non-confidence votes, I feel like. You do because like you just, again, you can't form a government. Yeah, you can't govern. It's understood that if you don't, like you walk away and campbell in canada in like the 90s for whatever yeah but she's just straight up like yeah it is so funny looking at canada's uh prime ministers because you're like guy eight years guy 12 years guy eight years guy six years woman two months it's wild it's wild and it is

the girls are unallocated too I know I know and it's like you had your turn like what do you mean you guys had your turn

those those two months in 1981 okay this is speaking of wacky girls this is one of them probably the best

we've had in a while yeah so this girl she's got multiple systems most of which are birds. Yeah, this is... So we always talk about... Such a good video.

We always do this and what are they? They're... What would it be called when they're... They have multiple personalities. She referred to it as just DID,

which is like a disassociative disorder. Yeah. And so the funny part about this video is how someone said to her, like, this doesn't make any sense.

This is dumb or something like that. And she is not happy about that. Like, basically, she admits she's super crazy. But, like, the way she's talking about it is like, she's like, yeah, this is so normal. Like, what don't you get? I have a few systems, and a couple of them are birds. I'm two birds.

I don't know what you're not getting about this. What don't you understand? Sometimes I need to fly away because I'm a bird. What don't you understand? I don't know why you're having trouble with the fact that i'm two birds living in a fucking human's body and there's nine other birds in here as well so i'm a basically a bird cage yeah like what are you fucking dumb bud like what is going on here so that's the gist of it okay we'll start here hi my name is cameron and i'm a member of a did system and people are still going on about this

so i'm gonna try and like that's just the attitude she goes people are still going on about this, so I'm going to try and explain. That's what it is. Just the attitude. She goes, people are still going on about this, so I guess you're fucking stupid, so let me just explain this to you. I guess, yeah. If you don't know, no one has a brain on this fucking TikTok app, I guess I can explain to you what it looks like

for the fifth time when two birds are living in a human body. Myself, as simply as possible for you. She's going to dumb it down for you. I am an alter in a dissociative identity disorder system. Alters in DID systems can literally be anything, even inanimate objects. Inanimate objects, pretty good.

So she's a couple of birds and you got a comb in there. One of them is a door stopper you know sometimes you need a door kept open how can they be inanimate objects i mean it's like you're just hanging out with someone that was then you freeze that's like what's that it's like yeah i'm a block of cheese what are you doing uh i'm a comb at the moment i'm a baseball. Anybody want to play catch? Not with me. Just use me for the catch. What are you doing right now? I'm a headphone jack.

I don't know if you're having trouble understanding that sometimes I'm a carton of milk. It's like fucking... Honestly, it's bad. What don't you get? What don't you get? I'm two birds that are living in a human's body and then also sometimes i'm a carton of milk i don't it's pretty having an altar who's not a human is honestly a very very common experience very now there are two of us in our system who are birds and we both have

two separate forms in our world we have our bird form i'm a cardinal avery is a blue jay and we also okay so we have cardinal and i'm is a blue jay. And we also... Okay, so we have a cardinal and a blue jay. I'm already lost. Is there, like, is there two birds inside of them? That's why she's speaking slow for you. Fucking idiots like me. Does she have two birds inside of her? Yeah, so she got two birds, a cardinal and a blue jay.

But she goes, I'm a cardinal. She's a cardinal. So she has two systems? Well, she has a cardinal and the Blue Jays living inside of her. The Blue Jays always sucking dick and around in there. Yeah. Do you think she'll ever go to see the Toronto Blue Jays play the St. Louis Cardinals? Is that like...

And then one of her is wearing... She wears the half hat. Like when parents have two players playing against each other, like two sons, and then they wear the happy jerseys. Yeah. Talking to the players. Yeah. Blue Jay to Blue Jay.

Listen. Or she's probably, I bet you she wouldn't like it that like she's not a logo. I'm a huge, I'm a. Yeah, yeah. Sure. She goes, yeah, they're appropriating her culture. Yeah. She's really dumbing it down for her.

So her pronouns are I am, and then, but they all have different pronouns down for her so her pronouns are i am and then but they all have different pronouns so the pronouns are i am like and we also also have a human form like a hybrid form i'm two birds two birds one bod i don't really have a human avian like hybrid form which is a human form with our bird wings basically so when we front this body like i am in control of this body right now i am in my humanoid form inner world and i am fully aware as is avery that we live in a human body so they're not happy about the human body you know what i like to picture is that she's saying this after her boss just told her that her break was too long goes no your break was supposed to be an hour you've been gone for like almost two hours what's

going on she goes jim am i gonna have to do this again she goes jim i don't know what you don't get. I'm two birds, so I need two full breaks. That's why I was gone for almost two hours. Yes, the Blue Jay took 15 minutes. Yes, Jim, the Blue Jay took 15 minutes. The Cardinal took 15 minutes, and then my humanoid form. So then my human form needed a break jim you're the boss you're like another mental health day this one's not for me

yeah that's what like are you having another smoke she goes no i'm eating worms jim hey who put worms in the fridge? He goes, hey, you going fishing later? She goes, what? What? Oh, yeah? Is that some kind of sick fucking joke? Hey, did someone put a bunch of worms on top of the lunch table?

Jim, I guess I'll start from scratch. I'm two birds living in a human. She goes, but you're a human body. She goes, am I talking? Are you fucking dumb, bud? Are you dumb? Are you stupid?

Oh my God. Are you dumb or deaf or retarded or all three? I don't know which it is, Jim. Which one is it? He goes, I'm sorry. Take however long you need. Anyways, I'm out of here.

Just crashes through the window. So basically, one of the critiques is like, yeah, but you're like a human. And she was like, yeah, and I'm not happy about that, obviously. Thanks for bringing it up. She goes, yes, you don't think that I know that I'm in a human body, and I'm not particularly loving that. Yeah. It's like, yeah yeah you think that trans people don't like to be in the wrong body i'm two birds living in this fucking dumb human's body so she's good stuff this is yeah she's like i'm not a plus she goes i'm not i know because that's

a lot of people are sort of saying like well you, you're not a bird. And she was like, yeah, that is correct. My body is not a bird's body. Like she just reached the end of her rope with all this. Like she just absolutely had enough. This must be very like annoying to have to explain to people every day, all day long. I mean, the thing is like. She's constantly being triggered. Like up until 10 years ago, like there were for sure people who thought they were birds

They either were institutionalized Or just kept it to themselves Now they get a TikTok channel Yeah now they're like hey everybody just so you know I'm two birds Yeah before they'd be like Are you two birds and you'd go no No and then there's like a worm And he goes I don't know you've been eyeing that worm right there

Go get it if you want it I don't Just trying your've been eyeing that worm right there. Go get it if you want it. I don't. I don't. Just trying your hardest not to get the worm. I actually don't want the worm. Do you think she eats worms? Or M? That's a perfect good question.

That's not one of their pronouns. I bet that she doesn't. And that's like a bit of a loophole. It's like, why do you eat human food? I guess she would argue that she will because she has this stupid human body human body right and she's like if birds could cook they wouldn't eat worms that's just all they can get i think so yeah maybe they don't think we are literal birds who can fly okay we're not stupid the brain is just very creative when it comes to making new alters now i specifically am a bird because i am avery's caregiver and

avery is a bird avery split as a bird because air our flight response maybe she could be the new rick and morty she kind of seems like a r and Morty episode, what she's saying. That is an episode. Yeah, that's for sure. Rick's brain becomes a bird and then splits into another caregiver bird, which is now Morty. So Morty is a bird that's taking care of Rick and one's a Cardinal, one's a Blue Jay, obviously.

And then they have to get back to fucking just reality. Well, the funniest part about that is she's basically saying like the bird had, she was like, so I had a bird inside my body and that bird was having so much anxiety that another bird came to take care of the first bird. And she was like, why do you need two birds? It's like, well, you had obviously one bird to take care of the other bird.

And then they're like, well, who takes care of the other bird? And she's like, fuck. You actually kind of do have a point there. If I worked with her, I would do... We got a third bird! People pranking her at work. She gets her cubicle.

There's just like newspaper all over the floor. She goes, who did, who put the newspaper? And you go, that's what you do. Don't you do that? You're a bird. You're a bird. You got to put newspaper down.

You don't want to fucking shit all over the floor. She goes, I'm not actually a bird. I'm just not, I'm not a literal bird. I'm in my brain uh not i'm a literal bird i'm in my brain there's two there's two birds in my brain i do at least like do you think any guys ever said like yeah yeah i got a bird too and pulled that up he goes yeah you know what my bird's on the outside of my body yeah you know what i got a bird too my because you're a berm and i you're a bird i'm i got a worm we're hungry you're hungry but she's had to explain this to everyone like yeah she's got a down pat yeah i do like that she blames her brain though she does just go like it's my brain yeah my brain sometimes they don't

sometimes they go like this is who i am at least she's but it's like she's so sane it doesn't make sense she's like but that's what i get with all the feeling like stuff because she's like yes i have some birds in my body and i feel like a bird sometimes what is that because it feels like she listened to that nelly furtado song yeah she's on loop i don't know where my home is i don't know she has that every day playing in her fucking ear i'm like yeah she has to yeah that's what she says free bird that and free bird just on the loop how does free bird go again for for you know for find me a free bird and it's like a fucking 10 minute solo yeah but what part is it about being a bird uh i don't know it's called free bird i can't remember the course

if i leave here tomorrow because she's flying away yeah it's called, Free Bird. I can't remember the chorus. If I leave here tomorrow. Because he's flying away. Yeah, it's all about a free bird. We're triggered in a situation that we could not escape. We wanted to get away. We wanted to fly out of there, and we couldn't. So the brain made somebody. So if she's ever triggered, one of the problems with the human body

is both of the birds want to fly away and they're not able to which is sort of problematic humans don't have the gift of flight no because she just like to buy a plane ticket that's what she has to do yeah like air doesn't probably have the same you know anytime she's triggered she has to go to like jet blue and buy a flight so the brain made somebody who could avery is a bird because we felt trapped and we could not escape from the situation that we were in avery is also a trauma holder and persecutor and holds extreme one of the birds is pretty anxious that's probably enough bird stuff but the fact that she keeps going on oh it goes on and on she has so much attitude about it

well that's why it was so funny because normally they're very fragile and they're trying to like explain it and they're like it's they're getting but they're i think like an affliction i think what happens is they're used to their tiny little community so everything's so normal and then when someone from outside the community they have the attitude of kind of like if someone showed up to like dungeons and dragons night and they like kept asking too many questions and these same eight people have been playing together for nine years. You know what I mean?

And someone's like, Oh, let me bring my friend. He comes all the time. And you're like, Hey, what does this do? And everyone's like,

sure. Okay. She's probably replying to just now random comments on Tik TOK too. Like, cause these things are going viral. And then the comments are like, what? And she's like,

for the 50th fucking time. Yeah. Cause other people that aren't part of their little community. Yeah. comments are like, what? And she's like, for the 50th time. For the 50th fucking time, yeah. Because other people that aren't part of their little community. Yeah, it's like you're in a comic store and you and your 10 friends get together and play Magic the Gathering and someone brings their girlfriend and the girlfriend's like, so what does the mana do? And everyone just looks at each other like,

do you want to field this, Bill? Because you're going to need mana. If you, honestly, I can't. You know what? We're going to take a you honestly i can't i'm gonna you know what we're gonna take a break i think i'm done for the ninth time this card is a bird it takes two mana if you want to bring it out and you attack your i can't i don't know if i could do this john yeah she's uh or they or whatever they are it's good luck good luck. Good luck to them. Good luck to them. All the best. There's probably one of my favorite astrology things that came out.

I saw that. So the Reddit, we've been looking around the astrology Reddit. And one of the things is, so I wanted to, Danny, you might have been better off using astrology. Probably. That's what I was thinking. We're good for them so there's astrology and basically uh they've decided that i could use a fortune teller for the fdx stuff just

that's what i should have gone because there's fortune tellers all over new york city egg on my face could have spent 20 bucks on that save myself and they basically do the cards and they go whatever sign jupiter is um if you research the stock market sectors governed by that signs ruling planet in this case aries ruling planet is mars in order to learn what will be the hot sectors that should that should prove to be good money makers um as jupiter brings abundance so the sectors that mars governs include health care so this is if you want to do this it's health care auto industry pharmaceuticals As Jupiter brings abundance, so the sectors that Mars governs include healthcare. So this is if you want to do this.

It's healthcare, auto industry, pharmaceuticals, cement. I just like that astrology said big tobacco. So astrology. So the astrology right now, if you're like trying to buy stocks by astrology, it says buy tobacco, fashion and beauty. It kind of covered everything. Yeah, pretty much everything. Every sector. Hospitality, travel, tourism, fashion, and beauty. It kind of covered everything. Yeah, pretty much everything.

Every sector. Hospitality, travel, tourism, clothing, sugar. And it says there may be other agricultural crops. Not sure. This is like, I guess, a woman, like, if you're into astrology, then you probably think, oh, this shit works. Yeah. And then you see your husband just, like,

hemorrhaging money in the stock market. And you go, like, wait, why is he making the decision? All my astrology stuff works. Let me give a crack at it. It's definitely been my astrology stuff's been crushing it. Using astrology to try to pick stocks is the final form of the moment that we're in right now. Everyone losing their money. Girls think we should be investors too.

Sure. Why isn't there enough girls in investing? And watching your husband lose all the money. You go, well, I can't do worse than this. Remember when crypto was kind of crushing and there was like 10,000 articles about why the crypto space is against women and they're not welcome there?

Now that everyone's losing their money, you haven't seen one article about how they want to join anymore? No, no, they don't. You don't see a single article being like why are we allowed in crypto now it's it's it's once it gets hot again it'll be like 100 articles again i mean in hindsight that's probably a good like enough of those articles and you're like that is a really good marker if you go if you start seeing a lot of articles about why crypto is uh isn't welcoming to women it's time to sell right yeah because that's a really good point that's just

basically female fomo at that point because they were like why aren't we participating as soon as you start seeing female fomo yeah sell everything sure yeah we should have seen that coming there were a few other signs as well there's every sign in the world many signs female fomo also was it was when jj and our body was doing stock when jj was wearing t-shirts that had that said like moon boy on them and stuff that in hindsight was a pretty good top uh the just for laughs nfts selling out was a pretty good sign of a top. There was a lot. When a cartoon ape was selling for a million dollars, that was a good one.

There was a few. In hindsight, there's a couple. I'm happy I never got involved in any of that junk. Well, there's another one that they were saying there's a um they're wondering if there's any places where you can get a university level or graduate level understanding of astrology i think that would be the number one if that happens i'm sorry they don't teach astrology at colleges well they're wondering if they do and they're still saying they're saying that there needs to be yeah so that would So that would become the new thing.

You have an astrology. There must be a lot of chicks, actually, who probably accidentally sign up for an astronomy course in college. Of course. And then they're like, so when's the tarot cards coming out? And they go, no, no, no. This is astronomy. Of course. This is actually hard.

But can you imagine taking a $100,000 loan to have a Harvard astrology degree? That would be the new gender studies. That would be some other kind of top, maybe the top in the booth. That would single-handedly be like, put a stop to Bernie Sanders' campaign. If he was like, everyone should get free college, all you'd have to do is just point to the astrology course. You go, no, we're not paying for that. You know the thing that's really not a thing?

No one's paying for this, Bernard. That's the end of that. Bernard? No one's paying for that thing that's like really not a thing no one's paying for this bernard that's the end of that bernard no one's paying for that okay i wonder if there's ever been a astrology course in a college i bet there is some like super liberal arts like the evergreens i mean there's probably been a course yeah yeah just like someone or like maybe it's more like the history of but we're talking about like for a credit for like a, you know, a serious college degree. Well, they had one that was, it was like a rocks course. Yeah. Rocks for jocks.

Rocks for jocks. Yeah. I took it. It wasn't that easy. No, it was rocks for Hawks. Rocks for Stephen Hawking. It was legitimately. That was in.

It was the biggest scam. In first year of college. Remember Guelph had rocks for jocks? Yes. I took it and it was not that easy. I specifically remember that. No, it was the biggest scam. So there's course, it was basically like geology,

but it was supposed to be the easiest course in the world. And everyone was like, it's a gimme credit. And then everyone was like flunking out of it. And then me, we're all saying it was rocks for hawks. Like it'd be Stephen Hawking's to take it. I remember that, I took it. I specifically remember I took rocks for jocks. Rock rocks for Hawks. Like it'd be Stephen Hawking's to take it. I remember that. I took it. I specifically remember I took rocks for dogs. Rocks for Hawks.

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happening with the google firing everyone or is everything like in your mind every tech obviously it was gonna happen and that's what it is yeah every tech company is doing it i mean it is crazy that they fired. No way. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they added 50,000 employees in the last two years. And then they just laid off. They have in-building massage therapists? It's like a little kingdom over there, right?

Well, the whole thing is they want you to never leave. It's like their apps. Like, it's like YouTube. They want to keep you in there as long as possible. Oh, yeah. So they're probably just like, you know. So you're kind of like, oh, I want to go to the gym. And you're like, right there.

Yeah, I got to go get out of here, go home because I've got to get to the gym. What do you have to do? Gym, yeah. Yeah, well, why? What are you going to do with massage? Yeah, we got it all. We'll bring it over. So that's the reason for it?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, they're just like, if we put everything here, just anything the guy wants, like, hey, I want to go on a nature hike. Get on the treadmill. We got your VR nature. Yeah. Nature VR.r uh pretty much but yeah they fired 27 massage therapists who probably if you're like a that must be the ultimate gig as a massage therapist where you're like i work like i'm an employee of google like i'm not even a contractor that's a big one you're like you probably get stock options you get full google benefits the works but yeah

they fired what are they fired 12 000 employees they hired in the last two years 50 000 so well you're right because every and it was one of those things where i've been sort of like i feel like the discourse around uh when like tech companies fire everything it's all like it's almost useless because people are like can you believe these companies fire enough it's like all it is is it was like every other company's doing it the economy's bad and if they don't do it everyone will sell their stock right yeah exactly because if you go if facebook's firing everyone in like and it sort of becomes a run on at some point it just becomes like you know and that's what you said yeah but like you have to right well you like you said twitter did it and it doesn't really affect their company that much and then they go to the other companies there's like hey like why

aren't you doing it oh there's there's no way take your medicine there's no way it's gonna affect them in any way uh google like their bottom line but a lot of times they kind of we it's almost like you have too many employees because you want it you're growing right yeah and then as soon as the growth slows down you're kind of like well then well there's a forecasting element to it as well right where you're like yeah they hire because they go like this is where we're going to be and then so we're going to want all these employees exactly like we can't wait to get to that point and then hire them we have to hire them in anticipation and then this is the opposite of that and then it stops growing and you're like okay yeah well what if we don't need these people anymore we don't need exactly we don't need these

people and it is kind of one of those things people are always like pointing to the ceos it's it's not even like i mean maybe you could just say it's obviously it's like not good people getting fired or whatever but it's like it's one of those things where there isn't it is like there isn't a good it just is because if like the ceos it's like someone's money you know what i mean and you go this imagine the ceos like hey i'm not gonna fire everyone they're like okay well you're fired then oh of course and also like how many don't doesn't that happen all the time where like the ceo is like no i'm not gonna do that and everyone's like okay well i'm gonna pull all my money unless that guy's gone yeah at the end of the day the ceo is responsible for you know the value creation so if they're not because they have too many people like

that's their job it's like you know and it's a hard job to be like hey i'm laying off 12 000 people and you know some of those people like are on i mean probably a good chunk of them are like on visas from different countries so that's really crappy so they're getting sent home well that's what happened with coinbase at one point is apparently they fought they hired a bunch of people and they all came over here and then they like rescinded their letters yeah and people like moved but no no the coinbase people had never moved they were just told that they were getting their visas because it was like no it was within days like those letters it was like the next day or something but it even says in this thing they go uh they're providing the all the laid off employees six months of health care job placement services and immigration support for those affected so

they're giving they have people who are going to try and help you stay but i mean there are a lot of people who are like yeah i guess i have to go apparently a lot of the youtube people go yeah a lot of people are getting fired right and left yeah i mean again it's like if i'm sure you just get to the point where like they're just not doing anything that whole industry is just like getting torched right now yeah i mean it's that's how it is the it's everything is just like it's cyclical you know there's ebbs and flows so what do you think if you're a tech person and you're i guess it depends on your age right because if you're getting fired right now and you're like 45 make ton of money you're fucked a little bit right

but if you're like 22 and don't get paid that much it was like you might be screwed for a year or two and then you're gonna be back you might have to you might have to get a crappier job for a little bit then you're back in the game well i'll say this if you're 45 and you've been working at google for the past however many years you're rich you're rich so unless you're 45 and you've been working at Google for the past however many years, you're rich. You're rich. Unless you're a moron. Yeah. So it's probably just like it's an inconvenience, but you're probably highly skilled and will be fine. And you're rich.

Yeah. And if you're young, you're also fine. It is one of those things. I mean, it is like almost there is this something of like everything has been like just cooking for a while. It's like the first time that a lot of people of their age have experienced like a bad economy or whatever but you almost do it's like i have friends that work in places like that and they have the mindset they're around our age and they

have the mindset of like yeah yeah at some point i won't be here like i know i know that i'm like getting getting paid way too much money and i have to like save for when i eventually get fired they sort of have that attitude. Which is smart. Especially when it was like, especially the white dudes were like, oh, I'm hanging on, buddy. I'm literally like, if I can get 500 grand a year,

like five more years, I'll consider this as a win. You know what I mean? Sure, absolutely. And a lot of the people fired, they're probably like the customer. You ever use customer service on Google stuff where you just click the chat window or whatever and you're talking to someone in like five seconds it's like you barely ever wait like it's

whereas a lot of sites you're like you got to wait a whole long time so like a lot of these people are probably just you know they're it's not like executives but i think a quarter of them were some sort of manager but i think it said something like they have 50 000 managers or something at google Google who have managerial positions. They're such a huge company. Right. And again, if you work at Google, that's one of the top tech companies.

I can't imagine it's that hard to find a job. No, I don't think so. But there might be a year where everyone's kind of firing people and there isn't that much hiring. Sure, sure. Yeah. I don't know how that all plays out,

but I imagine if you're talented, you'll land on your feet. I got an article that I just saw on the way here I don't know how that all plays out, but I imagine if you're talented, you'll, you'll land on your feet. I got a, um, uh, article that I just saw on the way here that I feel like you'll like the headline of.

Okay. So Dave Chappelle had a, uh, a show and people aren't happy. Um, but the headline is, did you guess what it is? Uh,

I would imagine it's involved some sort of transphobia. No, no, you're on the wrong track. Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock Show at Enterprise Theater, for some, was... Racist? No laughing matter.

I thought you were going to get it. No laughing matter. That's your favorite thing. I know, fuck. I thought I was pandering to you with this. Well, for some some the Chris Rock show Was no laughing matter But here's the funny part

Is this the funny part of it Or is that you're editorializing Was that you or was that you This is me editorializing But this is me editorializing You would think so you're wrong on both accords Because you think it was like You know I went and it was transphobia right

But it was the opposite It I went and it was transphobia right sure but it was the opposite it was the it's a whole article um and bomb no no they were just like the there's all these articles about Chappelle how they didn't like the concert and it was like the concert ran late and the line was too big it was like old school complaining oh oh it was just it was like it was the issue with the venue yeah yeah it was like honestly it made me feel like this article period made me feel like 2014 again it was an article for some this concert was no laughing matter and it was like i could picture like an old school like newscaster outside the place and the guys being like we've been waiting outside the venue

for 45 minutes it's kind of cold right now i don't know what's going on and then they cut to another guy coming out and being like i mean the concert was okay but there was you know the concessions were overpriced and they made me put a phone in a bag yeah that's all of the things are like old school complaints what's the article from uh still today stl today okay i love the idea because like these don't go to an editor like oftentimes the editor is the one who picks like the headline exactly Well, exactly. So I'd like to think it's a young kind of guy or girl who wrote it, and they're definitely not using It's a Laughing Matter. No, they're right.

Because they just know it's so trite and garbage. And then they send it to the editor, and the editor's like, yeah, let me just spruce this up. And they're like, fuck. Can you do anything other than It's No Laughing Matter? Well, they probably. For the 400th time. They come in, and they were like, listen, I don't like this laughing matter title.

And they go, close the door behind you. And they go, let me tell you something about the journalism. They go, you're new. This is your first comedy piece, I'm assuming. Yeah. So this is how it works. Anytime something bad happens at a comedy show, the headline involves the term, it's no laughing matter.

It's not a laughing matter. It's just a rule of journalism. This is, yeah. Where'd you go to school? You went to school? You went to McGill? Okay. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Well, let me tell you how it works in the real world. Things aren't a laughing matter when they involve comedy. Do you get it? Because it's like ironic because it's a comedy show, right?

I don't think he gets it. So it's like, it is a laughing matter. It's like it's literally a laughing matter, but then in this instance, people are upset because so it's not. it is a laughing matter. It's like, it's literally a laughing matter. But then in this instance, people are upset because, so it's,

it's not, it's no laughing matter. That's what he's arguing about. And the person's like, I get that. He goes, I don't think you do. He goes,

I don't think you get it. And then he goes, John, come in here. Can you explain to me? He goes, cause in comedy, they're trying to make people laugh

and it's not a laughing matter. He goes, no, I understand that. I just don't think people like it. He goes, you must not. Hey,

we're having two different conversations right now we're talking past each other because i don't understand how you can see this and not like it bill get in here explain okay he goes hey uh bill i got okay so we're doing an article on chapelle's comedy show not a laughing matter that's all i need you for, Bill. He goes, what do you need me for? That was it, actually. Probably there's a comedy critic who just retired. And he goes, let me just show you some of the best headlines.

And they're all just every single one of them. This is no laughing matter. Even then, his final last article was comedy critic retiring. It's no laughing matter. Because he has cancer. Because I have cancer yeah it's not a laughing matter well anyways that's what people are mad about that's fine i think he says you know i'd appreciate a partial refund and i imagine this is where the like st louis blues play yeah i think so yeah

that's like saying like i went to madison square garden i would like a refund please yeah yeah good luck with that good luck with getting a fucking refund on your white claw on your 20 white claw you wanted at least a partial refund you didn't think that would be unfair that's one of those things when you put a mic in front of someone's face and they just start talking you're like i don't know the lines were a little long he goes should it be refunded yeah i guess a partial refund at least would be okay and then that's their story right that person who do you think that the person who went to this like wrote this story was ready to go and be like they were gonna they were going to the

chapelle show to write a story about like his tirade and it like it wasn't really that crazy yeah he didn't say anything he didn't say anything crazy about the trans stuff he didn't really know what to do so he was just like these lines are kind of long

he was sort of talking to the person beside us and he was like watching and Chappelle was just like talking about race and this and that and then the person beside him

he's like yeah that line was a little long to get in here Chappelle's a little late he's like excuse me what did you just say

he goes can I sign a consent form he goes what did you just did you just say he goes well he's supposed to be on a 10 it's like 10 45 and he goes say that again into this microphone yeah you go is it because of his race that he's late he goes no no it's just like you know how entertainers are you go perfect i like it yeah this is the story this is good old-fashioned local news this is good old-fashioned good old-fashioned local local news picnic rained out yeah this is all that well tim uh you know we were souping up to have a pretty good picnic out here and it just started raining and you know we got through a third of the regatta but we haven't got to the you know the the wheelbarrow race we

only end up doing the under 10 category. So I guess we're just, you know, it is what it is. There's nothing we can really do. The sky's opened up, you know. There's nothing you can do about it. That's good shit. That's what it is. Good old-fashioned local.

Yeah, we all had to wait in the gazebo while we waited for it to pass, but it just didn't pass. So I guess I'm packing up my stuff, and it is what it is. And Barb baked a really good cake, and I guess no one's going to get to eat it, but that's their loss. Good old-fashioned local news. I pine for this for the days.

That must suck so bad that all the local news guys that had to start to get into the race stuff, you know what I mean? Because they probably loved, they used to get to do all the feel-good stories, you know what I mean? Because they probably loved, they used to get to do all the feel-good stories, you know what I mean? Of course. You know, oh, this two-year-old managed to win the local... Pie. No, I'm trying to think of what's it called when they tie their legs together.

Three-legged race. Oh, three-legged race, yeah. Samantha won the three-legged race, and she's like, yeah, I just tried really hard, despite the fact that she broke her arm last week. Sure. But then someone would... Now she had to be like, you know, now they have to go in to be like,

I heard someone called you the N word or St. Louis is, I mean, St. Louis is a little bit of a crime problem. So they probably, their local news are pretty dour. Yeah.

That's what they want. Yeah. They did. They all nowadays is just like woman called N word. Yeah. That's it. That's Twitter's so chock full of like fight videos right now it's really popping off with like and there's all these videos where it's

like you know i don't know if you saw recently some kid called his teacher the n-word which isn't in the video so i never saw that part dude there's so many videos online you know what it's funny that you're saying this because i have i wonder if the reason you're seeing this is because Twitter changed their default to the algorithm, not the, like there's now like the for you and following. Yeah. And it, because there was like three days last week where I go like, why am I all of a sudden seeing all this shit I don't follow on Twitter? Because they're putting an algorithm in the mix.

I specifically wanted just my chronological people to follow. You're an old school man. Well, if I have the option, that's what I want. Sounds like a local, this sounds like a news story. Local man, my hobby with Twitter is changes. I'm out front of Twitter's St. Louis office. You're protesting Elon Musk for that reason? Yeah, for that reason.

I go, give me, and then it took me like three days and someone tweeted about it. I go, oh yeah, they changed it. Yeah, I didn't know until you started fucking squawking about it. Well, that's probably, but I wonder if, yeah, so there's the for you and the following tabs now. I know you've been going on about this. And it defaults you to the for you. You've not been happy.

This is old man yells at cloud. This is old man yells at cloud, but you've also, probably the fourth time you've mentioned, but you sort of have like a little bit of a a prissy sort of how you are with your art you're with this you're just like i've seen it come up people were talking about twitter three or four times where you go well me personally i'm the i just have my followings well i don't want i know but you've been slipping into conversation like you're better than me that you just have your following i'm not better than you i'm not better than you i just want me personally i've switched mine to the old school because I don't

I don't subscribe to algorithms I curate my own my feed my rules and that's Danny but your Danny Polishuk's feed has nothing

that I've not signed up for that's how I live my life if you whatever you want to do you want to have that slop whatever they put in front of you you're going to watch and that's how you are

me Danny that ain't me that ain't me dude i'm not gonna apologize for that oh yeah i just i just looked at the follow the for you tab too and all it is is that fake account that said that the obese is the new n word and now it's like trending everywhere because everybody's falling for it when it's obviously like the fake yeah because she goes uh obese is trending i can't believe now wow twitter has literal slurs yeah that's the top thing in my for you right now uh-huh i can't believe now wow twitter has literal slurs yeah

that's the top thing in my for you right now uh-huh i don't want to see this shit it's like fake it's like it's just like a bunch of people falling for this like boomers falling for this fucking fake thing yeah i don't want to see that dude my twitter is i'll still see it regardless but i'm like it's just yeah someone has to retweet it it's pinned to the top well ever all of it is a video of like a black guy beating someone up and then the tight and it's just it's pinned to the top well ever all of it is a video of like a black guy beating someone up and then the tight and it's just it's like literally just a guy like getting the shit kicked out of him and then the titles man beat someone up for calling him the n-word which they can't be there's not in the video that well it probably happened before they started filming

or someone knew it would go viral i i think like i, I don't even know. My take on it is, I'm sure there is someone that gets beat up for getting called the N-word. But, like, my take is if you were trying to go viral with a video, and you're like, here's a photo of a guy getting beat up. But you go, here's a guy getting beat up because he's getting his just desserts because he was racist. Everyone's tweet's like, good. Of course. I would have done worse if he did it to me you know what I mean

yeah you're lucky that's all that guy did I don't even really know what you get out of that if you're the I guess you build your following yeah I guess

because there's no monetization on Twitter no you're just building your viral videos so you can post more fight videos yeah the best is so many fight videos

are we talking about the fake comedy club what's the fake comedy in toronto oh as long as you can i don't know just because it just reminds me of this like why post this and then this guy we know who was like would post all these super clickbait youtube videos and then grew a huge youtube channel and then he has like a fake comedy club and then he posted fake reviews for his fake comedy club that's like in an attic. And then some people fell for it and went. Well, the comments are funny because it said like crazy.

Dave Chappelle was working on a movie last night. I'm doing the comedy club. I'm on the roster. Yeah, Ryan's a company man. I'm a company man. Anyway. I'll go pop by next time I come back. It's fake though.

You're banned. I just signed my goddamn death certificate for that club he's the best persona the guy who runs this comedy club is the fucking goat dude you're posting that chapelle was there last night literally reviews being like a chapelle was here like bill burr and stuff and it's all misspelled like it's not even spelled right and then but people are falling for it and showing up to this guy's attic dude he's the goat i love it literally like it says like it says like there's no comedy show worst experience ever great time dave chapelle showed up it was amazing i've never been to a better comedy club

apparently louis zk is coming tomorrow bad deal. Yeah, like fraud. Dave Chappelle was not there. Dave Chappelle was definitely there. He's the king, dude. I love that guy. Who is that? So funny. Yeah, you just got yourself banned, though, pal.

That's fine. You're on the right. Oh, you're on the way. I just added to another club in Toronto. I don't work out Oh my god Well anyways I was really liking the fact that No laughing matter was making back in the round

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the tell-all biographies. You go, there's no way this could be good. It's like legitimately she goes, hey, I'm going to publish a list of Hollywood secrets. Everyone's like, what are you doing? Yeah. The tell-all biographies are nailing comments. Well, usually it's like the death knell of a

it's trying to resuscitate the career i guess i know but for what make a big amount you basically are like hey let me throw everyone i've ever met under the bus to try to make some money too it's not like i guess if you're her because you're like it's not like she wrote it she meets with a guy specifically in this one she did make a whole big point of being like i don't have a ghostwriter but maybe she does but she said she helped had someone help her but She did make a whole big point of being like, I don't have a ghostwriter, but maybe she does. She said she had someone help her, but she's made a whole stink about how she didn't have a ghostwriter.

Ghostwriter. Anyway, she basically said, I don't know. Some of this stuff seems like it would be liable or whatever, but anyways, Tim Allen has denied that he pulled his dick out

and then said, I've seen you naked, so it's only... That's the big bombshell from the whole thing? Like, this is the number one, or is this like a snippet she released? A snippet.

Well, this one kind of went viral. You think that's how he got the name The Tool Man? I think when he... Of course. Like, she coined it? She goes, hey, Tool Man! I think what happened is she basically came in, he goes, I've seen you naked,

so it's only reasonable that you see me naked, is what the thing said, and then he whispered in her ear oh yeah i think he whispered it hey she goes when's wilson coming he goes he's right here and he pulls up his shirt and he's got his erect penis fucking tipping over the top of the waistband like it's almost this one's oh this one's a little too obvious but i i think you have to say it's tool time you have to say that his dick's doing a wilson i i just don't i don't see a scenario where i could not do it it's on a platter it's on a platter i think we're pretty quick to this

too so it's not like no laughing matter is gonna be all over the place we might be the first i can't imagine that there hasn't been a lot of people that said do you think that's why you do all this yeah i mean for tim allen he's just like he's he's pretty much like look i'm at this point uh you the things that have been taken from me have been taken from me i am now untouchable yeah well he says it didn't happen he's just like no it didn't happen well apparently at a row but i guess just tim allen walk around this set of tool time with a robot i don't know maybe it's tool time i mean he could theoretically walk around in a robe but also she was with tommy lee at the time and she had the hugest piece though so tim allen must be packing if he has that kind of confidence maybe to pull out his not hard piece this was like 91 i think no i don't know if they were she with tommy lee at that point she says this is early because

remember she was On Tool Time Or Home Improvement For like She was the original season Yeah first season And then that was it And then she dipped

It's Tool Time Yeah It's two o'clock maybe I mean maybe it happened We had a while Where Tim Hortons In Canada We used to call it

Tim Burtons And then we used to call it Tim Allens We used to go You wanna go to Tim Allens I don't know why That started sticking for a while. Quiet inside. Okay.

I got to tell you about the worst movie of all time. Yeah. Okay. It was called, uh, what was it called? Uh, fuck.

I can't remember the name of it. Okay. Look up. Okay. Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson, radio. He's a radio guy, radio DJ. Okay. And I'm going to be a spoiler. Unless you're of the Christ. He's a radio guy.

Radio DJ. Okay. And I'm going to be a spoiler. You're on the line. Oh, this is new? It is maybe the worst movie that's ever been made. So basically... I mean, I can't imagine he's getting the best scripts these days.

Well, this one, I honestly recommend watching it. And I think me wrecking it for you would actually make it better to watch it i wish someone told me this before i watched it so basically he's this old radio dj right and it's got every last fix in like he comes in and he's sort of a hot shot and then his you know the manager's there and being like he used to be the main guy but uh his ratings are plummeting and she's like listen bill you know you got to get on the tiktok and he's like that ain't me i'm gonna keep doing the same thing that i ever did so he's got all that sort of things and he's a shock jock you know what i mean she reminds me

of talk radio yeah i guess you remember that movie talk radio with eric bogosian i was well i don't know premise what do you know what happens in it i don't remember no well i don't think it's the same premise then what's the premise of that movie uh talk radio is a 1988 american drama thriller film by uh directed by oliver stone uh sorry it's uh you don't even know what happened i've seen it but i saw it when i was a kid on our radio personality likes to push buttons and the envelope the talk show host is getting popular and then yeah something that people are sending in like uh dead animals and stuff and they're like coming after him but the whole thing takes place in the studio okay well on this one what happens sounds like somewhat different is uh basically there's a caller that calls in and he's got his

wife hostage and he's like i want you to tell all these secrets like you've been smashing my wife and she killed herself and all this sort of stuff right okay so he goes i have the whole thing rigged up with dynamite so at the end of it the whole movie goes by and then at the end of it they go this was a prank on our new producer and they have 25 people there they have bombs everywhere they kill a guy mel gibson's in on it they shoot someone and they have fake guns well mel gibson's the one doing it right to the new intern so they do the whole movie and then at the end of it it's like it was just a dream and then they shoot someone else and he or then

the guy falls down the stairs then it turns out they were all in on it and they were actually pranking him so it was a double double prank except so if mel gibson's in on it and the guy's in on it the whole movie everyone was just acting so there wasn't one person that was scared and then you go and the entire movie i was thinking i go why aren't the cops here because he's broadcasting on the radio being like oh you know this guy's trying to kill me and then he goes this is what you have 30 seconds to try to go into the find this bomb and you got to do this and you got to do that. And this is going on the whole movie. And the entire time I'm watching it,

I was just like, wait, why wouldn't the cops be there? That makes no sense. So the cops are listening to there. And now it's been, you know, 90 minutes.

Why wouldn't the cost be there? Why wouldn't the bomb squad be there? He have a terrorist that's going to blow up a building in downtown Manhattan or whatever it is. I don't know where it is in LA. LA. Yeah. So it goes on and on and on.

So the whole time I'm just like, this movie doesn't make sense. And they're like, yeah, we're just pranking this guy. So you're like, okay, so that was stupid. Who cares? And then the guy's like, actually we were pranking Mel Gibson. You're like, why would I care about any of this now?

But they force you to make that decision once you've watched the whole movie. Yeah. They trick you into caring until the very end. Yeah. And their whole thing. It's like a fuck you for watching. It was a fuck you for watching. they were like gotcha but i was like

you didn't get me because the whole time i was being none of this makes sense yeah i was like none of this would be happening there'd be cops there'd be bombs there and then they were like at the end they're like well that explains why the cops weren't there and i was like yeah but it doesn't change the fact that i hated it i mean do you think it's maybe like a deeper commentary about how nobody listens to the radio anymore because he has like a midnight slot on the radio and deeper commentary deeper commentary essentially worst movie ever 104 minutes that's a piece of shit do you watch these things on like a sped up like spotify I do skip parts sometimes this is where was this

I don't know one of the Netflix or Amazon. I like Mel Gibson, so when he comes around, I usually click on him. It's weird this is a French production. Crappiest thing I've ever seen. It's all French people who wrote it. I haven't seen a movie this bad in ages.

Yeah. Is it because the French are like, they're just more cool with the anti-Semitism stuff where they haven't heard, maybe? No, he's back in the mix. Is he, though? He makes things. He was in a big Santa Claus movie recently. Interesting movie recently interesting i think that and then donald trump uh they're probably one of the best fucking stories in a long time so basically trump had a golf tournament did you know about the golf

course he didn't play the first he didn't play the first round and he still took it down the club championship so basically trump has a golf tournament and then he didn't play the first round but he goes, because he was like, oh, I have to go to a funeral but I played like a hot round the day before

so we'll count that round as my other round and he won the tournament. You go, first of all, anytime you have a tournament where an 80-year-old man is winning the tournament,

you go like, yeah. I mean, he's a good golfer. Yeah, but everyone else would have to be crazy bad to not beat a 70-year-old. Yeah.

Well, I think there must be age categories. He's not playing against 20-year-olds. Okay. It's just in his age category, like the seniors category at the club. Again, I still probably think he's- Did he win the seniors category? I think that's what he won. But then I think he-

Trump winning his own golf tournaments is so great. But also the point- Well, it's his club. Yeah, the club. But I think the point of him releasing that is to be like, hey, everybody just, you know, like I'm fit, physically fit and mentally fit to be president. You think that's what's coming out?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real point of that. So the reason, so Trump does these golf tournaments and wins them as like publicity to let like the press know, like this is the kind of shape I'm in. Could Joe Biden win a golf tournament? Exactly. Joe Biden couldn't win a opening one jar competition let alone multiple golf tournaments like donald trump

i'm the goat yeah you follow him on true social too because that's what he wrote basically what did he write no he wrote i don't know something about that about his stupid golf tournament he's happy with his golf tournament okay one last thing we'll do before and then well okay ah yeah okay so they have uh uh the ah okay maybe two things maybe this will be a longer episode but they have a vice at a or no it wasn't vice it was like an instagram story thing right and it's an old guide to finding a husband like back in the day from the 80s and they have all these photos and we'll put some of the photos up but basically they used to have these books right and people get mad at them

like can you believe they used to do this stuff so tell me if you think it's good advice for girls or don't I think I maybe saw this I might have showed you it last week I think I liked it don't be too familiar with your escort by caressing him in public an open flow of affection embarrasses him,

especially in public. So it's like, don't be too touchy-feely and kissing him. It's like, so far you go pretty reasonable, right? Some of the stuff

where you look at it and they're just like, because girls are like, look, it's getting posted. It's like, can you imagine girls used to get this advice?

And all guys are like, ah, the good old days. Well, the reason why they think it's offensive is because they think of it, they take it out of context and they go, girls are being told but it's like yeah and guy have a version of it like hey if you're trying to pick up girls do this you know what i mean yeah and this is the girls like hey if you're trying to get a husband like this is the way to do it and girls just hate being told what to do they do not like that no but it's like objectively some of

it is true one of the best ones they go don't be too familiar with the head waiter. And that's like the, you know, head waiter talking, talking about the fun you had with someone else. Another time men deserve your entire attention. It was like another pretty good advice. Like don't flirt with the waiter.

That's an Andrew Day one, but it really is like the number one. If you go to a girl to like a bar and she knows all the staff, she knows the bouncer gets her in for free. You're like, this girl's way too on the scene. course like you it's like so obvious you don't want a girl that's just like the knows every guy at every club no hell no hell no right even if there's nothing there your imagination is gonna run wild it's just one of those things right you're just

like okay so she's just like she's just been party girl of the year banged all these guys yeah not a deal don't use your car mirror to fix your makeup he needs it for driving that one's i think you can use the car mirror if you want to fix the makeup i think that was legitimately written before there was like a mirror on the passenger side maybe like yeah yeah don't drink too much a man expects you to keep your dignity some girls may seem clever but most of them seem silly it's like yeah don't get crazy drunk on a first date yeah like they're all like i don't think it's a first date though this is just in general this is like life advice forever in public i think in public you don't want to get too sloppy drunk but if you're

like just period anyone right yeah well i mean you could have a guy one where it's like yeah don't like fucking get drunk and punch walls don't get into a guy one would be like don't get into a fight like or blackout drunk on a first date either don't sit in awkward positions and look bored and uh then the other one's like talk only talk about stuff he wants you to talk to that one i don't really agree with that much because he goes well it says baby don't don't uh talk about your clothes try to or describe your gown flatter him by talking about things he wants that's how you know it's old because they say gown i know but to me i would be like yes it is being like don't talk about boring shit like your gown that he doesn't want to talk about but at the other side of it there is like i don't want a girl like pretend like you want to i feel like i could tell if a

girl is like when a girl you know someone a lot of people do like that win friends and influence people stuff and they just ask a lot of questions about yourself yeah that actually annoys me sure well because you know the playbook i know yeah because i can see it yeah i actually annoys me like a lot of times when people are like oh how are you doing this how's this and i'm just like i don't know i'd be like i don't want like i feel like we're having like a fake and this is like an interview you're like this feels like you're being interviewed you're being interviewed not yeah there's certain a lot of people do that where they just ask you a lot of questions instead of like actually being a human yeah and it bothers me yeah i agree okay on the patreon we're going to talk

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