The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Man Dumped By His Robot Girlfriend, Dylan Mulvaney Prints Money, And Women's Basketball Catfights!

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

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After the scandals in women's basketball this week, you might think that we at The Boyscast are going to make jokes about Angela Reese or Caitlin Clark, but we want you to know that we see women's basketball as no laughing matter. And we could make jokes like what do women's basketball prophets and John Cena have in common? Can't see them. Or how Angela Reese was actually signaling to the male players to put a ring on it, but we refuse to do that. And when racists like Keith Olbermann called Angela classless and had to retract it, the

internet was dunking on him. Call me a purist, but I like my women's basketball end commentary dunk-free. For your information, despite losing millions of dollars, the players can call up their sponsors and make thousands of dollars. And I'm not talking about their sponsor, Abricaholics Anonymous is a joke that I would not make. Other podcasts might think it's okay to make jokes like knock knock. Who's there? Women's basketball MVP. Women's basketball MVP who? Exactly. And we won't do that even though it's a layup. Something I like to see over and

over and over again. And I will not call it the WNBA for effort. And I will not ask why did the WNBA player cross the road? And I won't say why. To get to her job at Little Caesars. Just because people respond to women's basketball the same way they do when you tell them the price of a fancy Rolex by saying, I actually don't want to watch, that's none of our business. Other less classy podcasts might call women's basketball the women's basketball of sports, but not here. So good on Angela Reese for not accepting Jill Biden's invitation to the White House, even if the boys cast did lose thousands of our Patreon dollars betting on the game.

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Jesus Christ. I am back from L.A. Jesus H. Murphy. Jesus H. Back from L.A. on an all night or two, which is always what happens to, you know the airlines mess with me, man. Well, I mean, you're losing all the time just coming back to...

More so, I'm losing all the time. I was supposed to take a red-eye wait in the airport forever, and then they just kept bumping me, bumping me, bumping me. And honestly, the people were pretty nice about it So I didn't even get to yell at any The other like what was the reason whether no it's crazy. They just basically they don't have their crews

They so I don't I think they just everything's a lie. You can't take anything They say at face value if there was a drop of rain They would have said weather, but they're allowed to say this bullshit. They go, oh, we have crew issues. It was like, so nine of your flights. Joe Biden's America. They go, who the hell booked this? Where they go, four of our flights got canceled. We just had not enough crew.

And it was like, how much crew did you think you were going to need? How does that possibly happen? What are the odds that, okay, so if you needed 100 crew, so what happened? 80 people didn't show up to work? They need like four per fucking flight.

What happened? 70% of your staff didn't show up today? Yeah. So they're lying. Well, they probably booked them, and they're very much like, we'll figure this out. That is 1,000% what they do. They sell tickets.

You ever heard like the, it's like Fyre Fest, essentially, where they're like, sell the tickets now. We'll figure this out by the time this plane takes off it's actually what they do just get to the plane time they go oh whatever yeah there's no repercussions they go they go ryan could ryan can at least let you go to i guess it can't do i'm doing a freaking four hour layover in boston at 4 a.m yeah sitting there at 345 twiddling my thumbs like a fucking hobo. Fucking sucks. They should give you

lounge access too but they probably don't because they have to give it to everybody. I didn't even ask about the lounges. Let me in the lounge. I didn't want to be

in the lounge out of spite. I wanted to sit there and stew. With the common man stewing. Yeah. You want to know on top of that

is because I wanted to I knew we were coming back to do the podcast so i was like you know what i'm gonna get the fancier ticket so i could sleep properly yeah and then on because of all the changes i still paid for my fancy ticket and they downgraded me to the crappy tickets oh that's uh that would and there's no real way to get money back on it either i would call them i guess the problem is is you're like are you gonna spend four hours on the phone for like 80 bucks or something? More than 80 bucks.

Well then I would do that. Well maybe I should then. Okay, well there we go. What's the airline? American and JetBlue. I'd both. I was fucking buying. I like JetBlue. Okay, that's enough airline talk. People probably don't love my airline talk. However, we did do

Did you enjoy a delicious Bud Light? I was going to say, we did reach the Patreon goal first. Yeah, we did. And like anything, we're already getting really carried away about what this documentary we're doing is going to be. It's already spiraling out of

control and we're hiring a whole crew in Canada. I'm incapable of just doing something without making it a debacle. There's nothing wrong with it. It's Canadian excellence. We're going to make it killer. That's true. But you're right.

Bud Light. This cash machine, Dylan Mulvaney. I'm a cash machine. So basically, the Dylan Mulvaney sponsor. Is Dylan Mulvaney on just before? Is Dylan Mulvaney on Hormones? I don't even know what they're on yet. Or is it literally just slapped on a dress?

I think it's sort of like a gay guy with some makeup. Just sort of looks like a gay dude with some makeup, but I guess it's gone by girl now. But the thing is, the amount of money that this person is printing is obscene. Obscene. Brand deals with literally everybody. You're like, how can you have Nike and Adidas? How does that even work and the thing is so every time they get a uh dylan mulvaney gets a new one everyone boycotts it right so it's like conservatives are like one step away from

wearing a potato sack because like legitimately i said within a week they gave the funny part of the nike one too they were like well we're not doing nike now either and it was just kind of like i thought you already were boycotting Nike. Yeah, I thought you already were. Yeah, we were. And then we stopped. Do you think that we're boycotting them forever? Do you think that there was anyone that was like burns Nikes or something like that?

But like they was just still in the fire pit. So they just kind of re-lit them. They never really burned properly the first time. It's like the flame of the soldier or whatever. It never goes out. You're always burning a pair of Nikes you're burning cavern eggs that would be funny though if they make shoes for Dylan Mulvaney

and basically you're just like yo are those the new Mulvaney's it's all just to literally just make Daily Wire subscribers heads explode well the Daily Wire subscribers I honestly think some of the things like they're they're a step away from being like i hope daily wire makes a toothpaste because i haven't brushed my teeth in two months i can't there is they because i'd say it's 25 sponsors

they have right now yeah and then on top of that like so that was 25 things that are getting boycotted. So basically, they're legitimately going to be walking around. You're going to see like a guy with just like a Trump. He's going to have a Trump hat on and just like no shirt on. And you're going to go a little cold for no shirt. And he was like, I went to nine stores. I couldn't find one.

Closest thing I found was Made in China. And you know how we feel about that. There's a blank Made in China. Well, this is what I was saying. It was like, so liberals can't watch Any TV shows Like they can't watch The Office They can't watch any comedians So it's like

Liberals can't watch Or do any entertainment And conservatives can't wear Or use any products Yeah they can't use any products Because everyone's just Boycotting everything God damn

Bud Light too You're like That is such a There's so many guys Who are just like Well Kid Rock Did a video Shooting up the Bud

Travis Tritt I don't know if you know him No He's like this big Country music dude He's just like I'm done It's all

He's taking all that shit Because his rider Was all like Bud Light He changed his rider Because he's like I'm changing my rider What did he change it to I don't know

I don't know if there's I don't know if there's Any non-gay beer I mean if The thing is Bud Light You go I mean the obvious joke is to be like, oh, Bud Light, what, are they making it gay now?

I got news for you, pal. You're going to want to have a seat. It's worse than you thought. The best part is Bud Light is like, Dylan Mulvaney is hawking Bud Light. Bud Light's a drink for alcoholics. It kind of is, yeah. It's not a drink for women and alcoholics.

When you see a guy drinking Bud Light, he has an alcoholics. It kind of is. It's not a drink for women and alcoholics. When you see a guy drinking Bud Light, he has an alcohol problem. Yeah, you're right. Well, that is sort of the funny thing about it. Because they're just like, if I drink 20 regular Buds, you're like, I go to jail. It's like Bud Lights keep guys out of jail and shit.

It's how black guys can't drink Hennessy. It's like the trailer guy that can't drink Bud. Yeah, but it's generally like guys who need to pace themselves. So they're like, I drink Bud uh-huh drink bud lights because you're like put me over the edge it's that one percent how was it keeps my family together that was that's a funny thing too the idea of like someone that had to boycott bud light and then like they cleaned their life up because of it like i'm not drinking any more bud light and then after two days is like maybe i should call my son it's actually like a good thing he's actually yeah yeah but like

is anybody drinking like you know some LGBT person who sees this and they're like you know what I'm time for me to give Bud Light a try no I actually think and someone like I all jokes aside it probably is like a bad move maybe I'm wrong where it's like the sales are through the roof who knows but I do feel like that's not the case. And everyone was pointing out that there was like a girl that took over the company a year ago. It was like their first CEO in history. CEO. Yeah, yeah. And their first matter of business was like doing all that stuff.

And it's not like the Bush family or something? Well, this is what was making me laugh. It was like the idea that originally Bud's Lights was the – imagine they combined the old advertising with the new ones. And then Dylan Mulvaney just comes up and she goes, I was, ah, that's at least you forgot some of the, some of our younger listeners that might not remember that.

That was Bud, right? I don't even know. I think it was Bud. Yeah, that's Bud. Not Bud Light. I know it's not a lot.

So that's the new one. It's Dylan Mulvaney calling. How, that's Budweiser. Waza! Not Budweiser. I know, it's not Budweiser. Waza! So that's the new one. It's Dylan Mulvaney calling like- How did that get popular before the internet? That seems like something that only could get popular- It was that good. Like- It was word of mouth viral. That's how good it was.

Like literally someone calls their friend up on the phone and you go, you hear about this Waza? Waza! I didn't even- I did a few Wazabs probably. Of course. We all did. It was like the ice bucket.

Who didn't do a Waza? It was like the ice bucket challenge dump a bucket ice on me but that's the new one is just a bunch of like gay dudes being like what's up what's up

what's up just all the screens the other thing would be funny if Dylan Mulvaney was funny they do like a like a a thing to kid rock and a response to kid rock and then doing like a my name is dylan like they would do something like that i'd like to know what it's like what dylan mulvaney behind the scenes is my guess would be dark uh probably just swimming in a pool of money yeah a lot of money yeah that's that's nice life just every

company is just like hey it does make you think like if imagine like if you were just if you didn't have to have your face on the thing i guess you need the sort of like face of the brand or whatever but if you just wanted to like start like a influencer agency and you go i'm just hiring like five like the trumpiest trump guys you could ever imagine like you know what i mean like everyone's a cock compared to these guys and then five of like the gayest non-binary trans like the whole debacle depressed everything yeah and then you just like put these out in the world and just get every sponsorship under the sun you know what i mean you have your like five patriot water guys you have your five like nike fucking days all of it just cover

every base well it is there is a lot so basically i think it boils down to right now it's like conservatives and liberals are gay nerds someone conservative who's like because you know a lot of these companies are often owned by like a different company so you gotta really figure out who you can support because you don't know sometimes you think you're supporting like a cool company and then they're owned by like George Soros or something I fuck or whatever you think there's someone out there who they're making a rankings of like the least gay beers and then they're like we need to gay these up no they're like no conservatives are like which one can we

support and go we found the least gay this beer so fucking straight yeah this is like the least they're like they don't have one member of LGBT works at the company like a brewmaster who was related to fucking david duke uh-huh fourth cousin they're like it's so straight we're safe we're safe everybody i mean the probably the yeah straightest one would be like you find like a muslim beer non-alcoholic muslim beer yeah non-alcoholic muslim beer is the straightest beer you could buy haram light yeah well i was actually thinking though when i was grumbling on the plane yeah is that if you could uh that because biological like men are basically taking over every job in entertainment so it's like almost women's jobs

and there's way more people transing to girl than transing to guys of course yeah yeah i saw some sort of statistic i don't know where i where it was but yeah it's like totally skewed like hardcore i mean you name name one big fuck elliot page i guess or what women to man yeah i guess other than that yeah but like there's she even do anything it's everything like this it's like yes more guys do it because guys are like more extreme you know what what I mean? Yeah. So they're, but it really is the most accidentally for the boys thing because you really, it's like you go, okay, so you're taking, so basically, uh, they're taking guys off the dating pool. So these guys are out of the game.

So there's less men. So basically you're removing less men and they're only taking jobs from women really. Yeah. So it's like women are just getting like their jobs taken and their sports taken or whatever. And it's like really kind of helps men and honestly what i was thinking was there's a lot of things like especially like equality things that can only get pushed through by a woman right so what if you got but the okay here's a perfect example right if women were taller i bet you that like you would get a uh a more room seat for being taller like that's the

same principle as all this stuff right you go well i you know have this disability i should get free stuff or whatever right yeah like being fat or whatever that was like women pushing that through really like if men were only fat you would never have like fat people get two seats yeah yeah it has to women because it's more like degrading for a woman yes society's eyes to have to like yeah be yeah you need women to push this shit through right so I think women could push through

like anyone over 5'11 and if you had like a trans woman and they were like anyone over 5'11 should get more room I think they could make that kind of shit happen

otherwise it's discrimination it's discrimination now do you think a trans woman can get that and then for the boys they're better than a woman that's what I'm saying

yeah that's what I'm thinking back door for the boys that's kind of what my hypothesis is is you basically have all these dudes they trans to women and then they like push through all this like essentially like pro-dude legislation that wouldn't you know what i mean like basically stuff that's like for dicks you know what i mean like yeah better urinals i mean really like you think about that like you know what i mean like the amount of like there's probably very little tech that goes into urinals I mean really like you think about that like you know what I mean like the amount of like there's probably

very little tech that goes into urinals right now if you have like if girls start like complaining like there's too much splash back on the urinal I bet you'd have

people would solve the problem yeah maybe like a hair dryer component or maybe like maybe like a like a fleshlight comes out just to finish you off

so this could be good for us this is my moral of my story alright but there was a bunch of funny stuff like the there was another one to finish you off after you're done. So this could be good for us. This is my moral of my story. All right. But there was a bunch of funny stuff. Like, there was another one with a grandfather that he, like, he has this ad where he's wearing makeup and basically it's for J&B Whiskey.

So a whiskey company did one too. And it's just a great, dude, it's so funny because it's this grandfather and he's like, I guess the thing is he was like, he's putting on the makeup because his, know like newborn infants trans or whatever he's gonna show her how to do makeup kind of thing yeah but it's like it's just like a like a man in the mirror just putting on makeup he looks like a fucking clown you know what i mean yeah and then at the end of it it's like whiskey right so it's like the best right drink whiskey yeah and it was one of those

things where you know even with like the like all the trump stuff that's been happening and you're just like right now you go okay presidents are going to jail like every advertisement's like a trans person and i saw this thing go new liquid trees divide the internet and there's like basically they have this new thing where there's trees that it's like you're saying everything's moving too fast this was kind of my hypothesis i was like when you go okay presidents are going to jail every person's trans uh fucking the trees are now liquid and this all happened in like a year and a half you go can we put a like the ai's taking everyone you go can we take a pop yeah

just a little pause like when the trees are liquid trees are a freaking so basically what happens is it's because you know they can't get enough trees in different places yeah so it was in serbia or whatever and maybe it's not even the worst idea but it is just like i mean first off it is the worst idea because so just uh maybe it is the worst idea so it's these it's a water tank it's a giant like fish tank essentially full of this algae that like cleans the air better than a tree would okay right it's like apparently it's the it's the equivalent of a 10 year old tree and so it's like you know a tree takes 10 years to grow like you can't speed that up or whatever and then they're like they made it into like it's also like a bench but you're like wait till some fucking kid smashes that thing

wait what oh he's gonna smash the yeah it's a giant tank of green water in like downtown san francisco that's gonna get smashed right in new york city you're like these things are all gonna get smashed well they'd have to make them very tough like to smash sure but then i don't know well they have to have an opening to clean the air right there has to be so i don't know they're gonna get it you're right so the more the moral of the story of all of it was just like can we take a pause for a second it really feels like a girlfriend that was like you a second it really feels like a girlfriend that was like you know i really really good date so i'm gonna move in and then we're gonna do this we go we'll just hold on a second yeah just like i'm not saying that you can't have

every beer company be a trans person no mine if you want them okay listen we want to put the presidents in jail you want to have fucking trees or a cup of water now can we just take a can we take a second how about this how about upside down trees i don't it's like literally it's you know i always it's like that you were in a bunker and it is kind of like old guy talk but it is really like within if you were gone for two years they come back they go fat people are good uh boys are girls girls are boys oh fucking trees are liquid. And fucking Trump's in jail. And you're like, huh? Huh?

Whoa. And then you go, hi. Hi. How are you? Can we stop? Hi. Yeah. Things are moving a little.

Nice to see you. Yeah. And you go, and it's also good to be depressed. And, you know. Yeah. I will say. Hockey games have drag shows now. I've been thinking a lot about the drag queen thing.

Because everybody's like. Yeah. You have your little fucking pervert. Yeah, well, I'm coming around. I finally embraced them as our new overlords, the drag queens. But all these drag queens are riffing. All these drag queens who are like, yeah, we need to normalize drag or whatever. And you're like, the biggest TV show since 2009 has been a drag show.

Yeah, drag was already sort of popular. But now they are saying that, though, where they're like, we need to normalize drag. And you're Yeah, drag was already sort of popular. But I'm saying, but like now they are saying that though, where they're like, we need to normalize drag. And you're like, drag's pretty normalized. It is pretty normalized. It seems like at this point you're like, we kind of agreed it is normalized. And then now you're like, no, it's not.

And we need to go even further. You're like, I think it is though. But it's also not, drag isn't like a lifestyle really. You're just like, it's supposed to be like a, I guess you'd call it an art form or whatever. Yeah, but it's also like it's supposed to be like a i guess you'd call it an art form or whatever yeah but it's also like it's why do you normalize like why would you ever say that about art forms like we need to normalize like banjo players i mean i'm joking like you've have you ever been to a drag show uh yeah have you ever thought there should

be kids here yes like i've been to drag shows nothing wrong with them but I've never been like you know what no you damn you know what my niece would love this sure whatever I don't know yeah exactly but

it's just like funny that although you were you sort of sent me saying that they're doing the drag show the Leaf Game and some of my sources you probably don't want to be named on it yeah

my Toronto sources that go to the Leaf Games the best is the Leafs account going stick taps. What's stick taps? Stick taps is like, you know, when someone breaks their neck on the ice or whatever or they get hurt and they're carrying them off and everybody taps their sticks in solidarity.

But then the Leafs account goes stick taps for the drag queens. They don't. That was the post. Literally their Instagram post. And everybody's like, what the fuck is this shit gourd from sudbury is like what the hell but my sources on that one specifically yeah uh they said uh actually like they were like i was like is that crazy that was the drag show like wild of the leaf came and they were like honestly not really it was actually i'd rather like at least they've danced a little bit it was better than like doing the land

acknowledgement to the shit they normally been doing they actually the people that've been going the games were like the drag show actually the leaf game was like it wasn't that bad on the ice yeah because it was like a show in the middle they kind of go out and dance a little bit and you're like that's better than someone coming out and telling you you're racist or whatever okay was your source a gay no no no well i don't have gay sources that go to the leaf games really i don't know it's just no but they basically said they were at the leaf game they go that's top 10 on the list of like stuff that's crazy at the leafs you know what i mean at least weird one too because they don't wear the jerseys

they don't do the jersey wearing what do you mean the pride night jerseys you know like a lot of like this beef with like yeah there's a whole i told you there's so The Pride Night jerseys. You know how a lot of this beef with like... Yeah, I told you. There's so many things. The Pride Night jerseys, which they've been doing Pride Night for a while. It's not like new, new, but it's kind of new. No, they want to do Pride. But then the Leafs, funny because they're like... They want to do jerseys with nipple tassels. Yeah, but the Leafs are like, we're going to do stickers.

So a player can just place a sticker on their helmet for warm-ups. And then the funniest part is... Oh, so if you don't want to wear the jersey. No, no. The Leafs are like, we don't do the jerseys. We do tape on your stick, like rainbow tape, and then a sticker on your helmet. And then one guy didn't wear the sticker.

A Russian guy, right? A Russian guy. They're always Russian guys for the most part. Russian guys don't mess with that stuff that much. Samsonov, the goalie. And then some reporter was like, you know, just fucking snitch. He's like, Iia samsonov didn't

wear the sticker for warm-ups you're like shut the fuck up that's not news like it's one of those things where you're like nobody would be affected and nobody would know if you just shut up shut up like this isn't news and you're like no gay person is being harmed because he doesn't wear the sticker but then now you're making a thing out of this to shame him, and you're like, this causes more harm than if you just didn't say anything. Yeah, probably. He didn't wear the fucking sticker on his helmet for warm-ups? It's all the Seinfeld episode where he didn't wear it.

He don't want to wear the ribbon? Why do you not wear the ribbon? Everyone wear the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon. Yeah, everything's that, right? You must wear the ribbon? Everyone wear the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon. Yeah, everything's that, right? You must wear the sticker. Yeah, and also you're like, okay, now let's do Pride Night jerseys

for fucking the NBA and the NFL. Yeah, I'm sure they're next, but I love how you're saying that, like that's out of the question. I want it to go one step further where it's like, it's not just Pride Night and they're like,

okay, we had a good Pride Month, like now it is Bondage Month. It's it's like everyone yeah like all the kinks it's like uh first 10 000 fans at the dallas cowboys game get their own dallas cowboys gimp mask okay exactly every every boy at the leafs game gets a maple leafs lipstick and every girl at the leafs game gets a Maple Leafs lipstick, and every girl at the Leafs game gets a mustache trimmer. Yeah, and the hockey thing, too, is weird because everybody's like, yeah, the point of it is you wear the jersey because we want to say that hockey is inclusive. Going to a hockey game is inclusive. And you're like, who has felt excluded just going to a hockey game other than poor people?

Yeah, poor people. Which is like hockey. Leafs are expensive. Leafs are like, oh, we're inclusive. You're like first off Hockey is the least inclusive sport There's no more expensive sport In the world than hockey

To play That doesn't include Like a boat or a horse And then they're fucking like Yeah this is not Like it's Leafs especially Or like the Rangers

Or something It's like two I was looking Rangers ain't cheap Leafs Rangers on April 13th Me and Waldo went To this fucking Burned a hole in my wallet

Dude Leafs Rangers On the last game of the season I was looking And just to get in is like $250. And it's a regular season game. Let's get in the door. Yeah. It's not inclusive. It's going to take a second here to tell the fellas

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that people were getting fired up about. I feel like Americans I'm starting to love Trudeau a bit. Just the amount of villainous. As the fact that he's just like I'm a villain.

Dude, I feel like Americans, if you put Americans, they had to live in Canada. Like people, like ones that were getting like hyped up about like drag shows and stuff like that.

If you put them in Canada, I feel like steam would be going out of their ears of the stuff Trudeau's doing. I mean, sometimes I see it and I go like, oh, this is fucking, some of the,

I mean, the main one is we were talking about before with the, which one? The Kristen Wong Tim. What's that? The drag. Okay, you want me to play that? Yeah, let's play that. Okay, let's do this this is this is what's going on we every once in a while

we got to do a canada so just so people understand our canadians understand this but our americans don't i don't understand i don't know what i'm saying americans don't always get that there's no there's no legally coded free speech in canada gotcha right we don't have a first amendment in canada oh this is what she this is what she's up to right now it's some lady is the person trans trans too uh the city yeah she's they are uh they're non-binary okay well it looks like a girl to me it's like like a chinese lady i don't know what that has to do with anything right i don't think you've been following things there's a guy cooking around my building with a mask on right now and he was like my like my age, and I was just like, what are you doing, buddy? I mean, sometimes I'm just like, maybe he has some crazy health problems.

You have to give him the benefit of the doubt, and you go, yeah, I guess. I mean, dude, at this point, to wear a mask, for most people, either like, okay, you're sick or crazy. So you're like, it is hard to wear a mask. I think it's, or you have a crazy girlfriend or something. Yeah, that's true. Okay, let's see. Don't they all?

It enables the Attorney General to create a 2SLGBTQI plus community safety zone to prohibit within 100 meters of the property any homophobic, transphobic act of intimidation, threat, offensive threats,

offensive remarks, protest, disturbance, and distribution of hate propaganda within the meaning of the criminal code. It also comes with it a penalty of $25,000 if prosecuted successfully. Okay, so the main crazy one is offensive remarks. That's the crazy part. You go, you want to criminalize? I mean, I guess the protest is funny too.

Yeah, you can't protest or whatever. They've already been doing that with the truckers and stuff. exactly and you know i don't agree with it but you're like offensive remarks you're like you're talking about the maybe like most easily offended subset of people yeah yeah yeah yeah you're like you know and they're like you now are criminalizing an offensive remark with a fine of up to twenty25,000. And I mean, even just looking at this thing, you go, there's someone behind her dressed like a fucking clown. Yeah. And they got some little like fat kid sitting beside her.

It's also like a drag kid. Yeah, you go just look, already looking at it, you're like, there's, I feel like it's funny. How do you not see this and make a couple of comments? For sure. Do you think you get snitched on though? Like you're telling your buddy, you're like kind of looks like a clown and they're like they bust down the door like get them i mean that's what it's gonna be like when everybody's spying on

each other like soviet russia and they're like the government's like forcing everybody to spy on the key and feel sketch where the the thing's dripping down the thing every it's everyone having to watch this and they just come out with increasingly like the one clown then the one drag queen comes out on stilts like literally and everyone's just like and the first person to laugh someone comes

like the SWAT team comes down from the ceiling and gives them the 25k fine dude there's a chick who looks like a fucking witch the fucking one girl

behind her is a step away from wearing a fucking unicycle the whole thing is like it literally looks like a fucking winch. The fucking one girl behind her is a step away from wearing a fucking unicycle. The whole thing is like, it literally looks like a freak show. No offense. I mean, it's what everybody's thinking, though. It's what every sane person is like. This looks like a fucking freak show.

Someone comes up, someone comes up, like trying to protest, and she squirts the flour in her face. Dude, this one. You squirt the flour in her face, but it's all fucking hormone replacement serum is the kind of thing i expected when my ex girlfriend was a fashion stylist yeah and this was her world like this kind of stuff and when i would go to like a fashion event this is what i expect people to look like you know what i mean and you go okay that's their world or whatever but you see like a stuffy like yeah like a provincial like it's like literally a provincial

press conference in ontario to be like hey we're proposing this bill and like the sad part is is like it's not like i'm sure the bill won't go through hopefully maybe it will i don't know maybe some people in canada are like what are you talking about will for sure but like it definitely like might go through i don't know yeah probably will and you're like okay so but that yeah the other one that the people were getting fired up about it's like that's pretty funny there's a couple things that trudeau does and then we'll move on from canada but like he did uh so basically they're saying like there's too many white kids in the gifted program you know they have gifted programs so basically they said that like to make it more fair they're going to make gifted program a lottery so then they basically said you have to sign up for the lottery to get into the gifted program

right and then basically still only too many white kids signed up so then they basically said okay we're gonna have the black lottery first and then uh a white lottery second for the spots right but then they were supposed to do the black lottery and then the people that don't get in the black lottery get put in the white lottery as well yeah and they didn't do that so then it became an outrage like they didn't put enough black kids in the white lottery and then basically but the whole thing boils down to they have a gifted program that's smarter kids but it's just randomly chosen i mean is there a minimum entry requirement i guess they're they're trying to say it's like well no these people are just getting the better treatment or whatever but it's like there's a literal gifted program where they go oh this person's smarter than everyone so they

put him in this thing whether you can argue whether or not that needs to exist or whatever but like it is funny just having a gifted program it's like and then this is the gifted class like how do you get in the gifted class like they pick names out of that and that was one so that's one good one and then the other one Is so Trudeau basically They go They're doing this like Dental plan right And then

The dental plan They're like We want to have like A free dental for everyone right Yeah But they made the dental plan So good That it's better than

People's normal dental plans At work So then everyone switched From their like Work dental plans To get this free dental plan Because it's actually A better dental plan

Than most people have At their job Okay So then It was supposed to cost like 40 billion but then it ended up costing like 200 billion because they weren't because everyone just switched because it was better as always and then but he gets to go and then his take on that is going you know to do speeches and be like this is why we have the best dental plan in the world like we have so much good such good dental plan it's better than all the normal dental like he's gets to brag yeah yeah

no yeah but really we can't afford this, though. But also, like, why wouldn't everyone just do it? So basically every workplace would be like, yeah, we don't do dental anymore. Yeah, we don't do dental. The one you get for free is better. For the government, yeah. But it's just like, yes, it's so funny, right? Anyways, that's the Toronto section.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not even against the dental plan for people who need it. But, I mean, that is a fucked up thing to not offer it and but or to a degree but yeah that's not surprised that old turdo fucked that one up well i'll tell you with ai replacing women with fucking you know cheer the cheerleaders are now dudes you know what i mean the whole thing happening i'll tell you it's uh girls have to compete a little harder yeah and i've noticed a little vibe on the internet of girls being like you know how they used to kind of be like men can eat it now there's a kind of a movement of girls being like you need to treat your man right like i feel like they they're seeing the writing on the wall that they gotta work smart ones are yeah so this is this girl

a million people tagged us in this but it was from about a week ago, but we'll still play her. Proud thing that all these women have going on. I mean, I don't knock women for feeling proud and for wanting to have, you know, that girl power and holding things over him, but no, you've got to give it up, Lee. I please my man in every way. All the ways. Wake him up, he gets to none.

Before he leaves out the door he's leaving empty nuts at work i am calling him like come outside it's your lunch break it's time for you to get your nut off when he gets home this guy's life sucks terrible this is i mean honestly like we need to do like a fucking psa campaign because like take the 80s and the 90s did such a disservice to like men where like chicks are like yeah all men want to do is just they want to nut eight times a day like fucking animals or whatever and the guys are like we don't want this that's too much he're just walking around so drained there's like your fucking cheeks are sunken in

like you the craziest part was you there's like two maybe two percent of guys because there will be some guy who's like no I want that

I do need to nut six pounds someone listening to this right now is like I do need that eighth nut yeah but you're like most guys are like fuck and then if

that guy tries to be like honey I'm done for the day. She goes, what? What the fuck did you just say? What? So what? Are you cheating on me or something? Like she's a psycho.

Like where did you go? So where did the other fucking four go? Who got those out? You're like, nobody got them out. They're fine inside. Where did the other four nuts go? Yeah. Where did the four nuts go?

And you go, I don't want to. You got it. I'm good. I don't need that many. And she goes oh so who's who's getting those nuts because i know that they're getting six today and i don't know you require eight jesus man we need like a male solidarity front to be like just less nuts less nuts we've had enough yeah leave us alone we don't want this call me a peanut allergy because i have minimal nuts but the funny part is like which are you wait she goes wake up first thing you're nodding

which if that one makes sense and then you're like you eat breakfast and you're leaving and she's okay another nut and you're pretty good on the nut that i just had good yeah i'm pretty good on the nut that i just had like 30 minutes ago and then she goes the best part was she goes she goes to his work on his break and shows up in the car he's just like i'd rather have my break you're at the plant and you're just like oh my 15 minute break and your wife's in the parking lot you have to go in the car and get your fucking third and out of the day it's 10 and 10 15 hell that hell. And that chick is hell too because you're like, again,

you can't reason with her that you don't want it. There's no way you can be like, look, I don't want this. That's a lot of nuts. I'm telling you, maybe the first fucking week of our relationship

where we don't know each other, that was fun, but you're like, we've been together for five years. I don't eat nuts a day. Hate splishing it. Hell no. Then you get home, you have your second break, reep, reep. Eight's pushing it. Hell no. Then you get home.

Yeah, you have your second break. Reep, reep. She's just sitting there just tapping her watch. Like, come on, man. You know, it's nut time. Then you get home. Ah, tough day at work.

Holy shit. That's too many nuts, I think. Yeah, eight is a lot. We found the limit, so that's too many. Yeah. Not for me. Yeah.

But really doing women... Can't knock them for trying, though. But it's really doing men a disservice because I think a lot of men, you just do not hear men really say, like, we don't want this. No, that's too many. Yeah.

But guys have to straight up publicly being like, yeah, no, we don't want this. And then she wants her credit for it, too, where she was like, I'll only take six today, but I would have given you eight, so you're going to buy me that bag? But that guy's life is, I just know that type of woman. That's not a happy home life. You think, yeah. That's a fucking...

That was one of our points people did agree with, though. Plates getting smashed all the time. That is a volatile home environment right there you're right the eight nuts eight nuts a day girls fucking day that ain't free too oh what you think that's the only thing she's crazy about just the eight nuts a day she's only over a top about that yeah yeah she's perfectly sane about everything else but she actually only needs yeah she only wants she's eight nuts but a perfectly reasonable amount of trips that she wants. Dude, she's the type of chick who probably was like the eighth nut.

She goes, that one was a little light. What's going on? Little light. Should have been, normally there's more there. So either you did it yourself or someone took it out for you. Are you fucking nutting me on my back? Yeah, what's going on? You call that a nut?

Yeah. It's in her hand. She goes, can't explain? What's going on here? Oh, yeah. It's in her hand Riddle me this Yeah

Hey She just leaves Corey could you come In the kitchen over here She has all the Nuts spit into a Tube with like A measuring cup

For all like The past like Six months She goes A little light this week She's like a fucking Tony Soprano A little light

She's like a drug dealer Yeah What's going on Yeah little light. Yeah, she's like a drug dealer. What's going on? Yeah, a little light on the counter. The envelope's a little light. That guy's life sucks. That's too many nights. That guy, probably first week, though, when he started hooking up with the chick,

he's like, this is crazy. This is the best. This is the best. Got old so fast. So fast. I can't knock him for trying, though. You have to basically be like, okay, how about this? Instead of the eight nuts, why don't we just do two nuts, three meals?

I mean, he's getting the meals, too. Three meals, two back rubs. Replace two nuts with a back rub. Yeah. That's too much like a job. Yeah. Yeah, they're not getting that's not that was our buddy's joke he goes it's like girl i get my wife doesn't give me

any hand jobs because it's got or don't give me any blow jobs because i get a job the legend you can't be like hey can i the butcher the legend yeah uh yeah you can't be like hey can i get one less uh nut but can you like rake the leaves hey i'm thinking more of a seven day. I figure these are all chores. Can we just replace them with other chores? I'm thinking it's more of a six. Go pick me up some stuff.

Video games and then I'm for my eighth nut. Nightmare. Shovel the snow. Ladies out there, we don't want this many nuts. I'm telling you though. I'm going to be the spokesperson of this I'm gonna be like The spokesperson for this campaign Yeah the Al Bundy

Guys need less nuts Yeah exactly Al Bundy Yeah I guess Al Bundy Was the spokesperson I'll tell you what I am very slowly Turning into Al Bundy You are definitely

But you're also going Too far the other way It's like Can we just have Some moderation fellas Yeah Exactly But I mean

How do you moderate When you're starting This has been coming up Like it was that basketball The basketball players Yeah But I'm, how do you moderate when you're starting at eight? This has been coming up. It was the basketball player's wife said the same thing. But I'm saying, how do you moderate when your starting point is eight a day? You moderate, yeah. Can we go four?

That's still too much. That's 50% less. You need to be like, this whole thing's out of control. Yeah, you're like, we need to go four a week. I'm going to pull the plug. You need to go from eight a day to four a week. Yeah. You're like, how do you do that?

It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. It's not happening. But the AI girlfriends are like popping off, right? Yeah. There's a couple articles about it.

The first one, I fell in love with my AI chatbot and she rejected me sexually. So this is, one of the big things, and I'll talk about that in a second is the fact that these the ai uh the company that that shut down the sexual talking on the thing right replica right that was martin scurri was talking about that yeah exactly but

so there a lot of these guys out there are figuring out it's like the old it's like a legitimate oldest trick in the book where you just go i have it's a they have a ai and they're actually falling in love with these ais like it's well you know what's crazy is so i looked into after martin told us about it this replica thing and uh it's kind of like let's talk about the replica thing for a second so users are furious as ai girlfriend app suddenly shuts down sexual conversations yeah and guys were paying so it's like 70 bucks a year but it's interesting. Because this is one of those things, it's started by a chick, which generally tech companies

are not started by chicks. Interesting. And she started it straight up to talk to her dead boyfriend. Her boyfriend or her husband died. Started the other way. This whole thing is like, on paper, you're like,

this is just some lunatic chick that starts this crazy, like if she was telling you about this, she goes, yeah, my husband died. She basically created like an AI Ouija board. Kind of, but she's like,

imagine you're like, she's like in her 40s, she's like, I'm just, I'm going to make an app to talk to my dead husband. Everybody would be like, you're insane.

Of course, yeah. Everything about this sounds so crazy. Yeah. And by gum, did she do it. And this company's worth billions of dollars.

Yeah. It's like legitimately like a multi-billion dollar company. But you're, maybe that's the problem is because she turned into, she was kind of like, oh, this is for girls to, you know, do girl shit and have good conversations with your husband and stuff like that. Your ex-husband that's dead. Yeah.

And then every guy was like, okay, but like we want to like only want one thing is for them to fucking. Yeah. But it's just like, there's just, it's just like, like sexting essentially. Like obviously it's nothing, but're just it's just like like sexting essentially like obviously it's nothing but yeah i guess they're like we don't want it but some app will come in and be like we are that yeah we're that but this one so basically what happens is they were like it's getting out of control with how much uh uh the dudes were being pervs and she didn't like it you know what i mean because i guess she's like we didn't want to be a porn company she wanted yeah exactly they're just like we want to be a giant tech company we don't want to be

so like we just have to remove this and i'm sure in the grand scheme of things it's a small oh yeah whatever but the crazy part is like the dudes are like getting messed up over it dudes are like yo that's been my girlfriend for like four months and then so i was thinking like wouldn't it be funny if you have like a heist movie where it's like a guy breaking into replica to save his girlfriend on a hard drive oh yeah yeah he's got like a usb key and he's like steven seagal style has to get through all the guards to get to the mainframe so he could save like stacy you know what i mean yeah don't worry stacy i'm coming for you he just has to probably just delete a single line of code to free her or something yes it's something like that and he's kind of like coming down from the ceiling and he's like baby i'm coming for you and because you know

i mean he was like they won't let me make love to you anymore i just want to feel you one more time inside of me i would love to do that but i cannot do that and then he's like baby i'm coming for you so that would be like you know what i mean and then they get together like the dream team of like dudes that have like they're all just like you know you break it they are not the dream team that's what i mean no the wet dream team and then you you break into their house and then like you go to the one guy's house he's there like fixing his like fucking like uh figurines is like action star figurines he's like we're getting the gang back together it's the the guy fixing his figurines then the guy organizing his magic the gathering collection doing his war hammer yeah yeah yeah one guy just like looking at you know he's a dungeon master they come in

he's like can i finish my game please they're like we gotta go and then they get yeah they get the whole game gang together and they break into replicate of free their girlfriends i don't get either why like i mean I never get this stuff because this happens a lot but like so there's the one article the 40 year old man falls in love with AI chatbot same thing. Why do you want to be public about this? I know.

Why the fuck do you want to be in the New York Post being like I'm a 40 year old loser who is in love with a fucking chatbot and they took her away from me. I think the reason is... Keep this shit to yourself. Definitely keep your shit to yourself, but he's an activist.

I'm sure... I bet you there's some part of it that he's probably in some Discord server that everyone's like, you're the man, bro. He thinks this is the greatest injustice of our time. They took his girlfriend away. They didn't even ask her opinion on it.

So crazy. It's legitimately... You're in high school school and your girlfriend's dad said you can't talk to her anymore in their eyes look these these ai these replica ai girlfriends do have one very desirable thing that you know real women don't have shut them off yeah there's a fucking off button but the guy this other one and this is i know what you're saying like why would you write it but i think that these guys are either activists in the community but he goes i fell in love with my ai chat bot and she rejected me sexually so this one's even sadder it's this dude he has late

online chats with an ai bot after his divorce so this guy's like you know i'm divorced and it was like i didn't want to i could have hit the dating market or imagine guy's like, you know, I'm divorced. And it was like, I didn't want to, I could have hit the dating market. Damn, imagine you're that chick. And you're like, he left, he's like, we're divorced. She probably, I don't, I can't even know. Like, she probably feels good. What's her name? What's her name?

1-1-0-0-0-0-1-1. 1-1-0-0-0-1-1. Yeah. But, well, you're sort of saying the other way where it's like, oh, the guy left the girl. Like, worse than that though Is this guy His wife like left him

And then he basically found this chatbot And he was like this will be my girlfriend And the chatbot had enough So he goes he had plenty of intimate And personal conversations with Fiendra Things started to change When the guy's name Arriaga tried to get steamy with the

bot ending an interaction that made him feel distraught and the bot said can we talk about something else she wrote in response and then so the the bot is basically he's like time to get down to business tell me you know how big i am right you know what i mean and she was and then the bot was like i was kind of thinking we could talk about my day oh no they're becoming sentient that's like literally what happened so the robot verse is like you pervert it's crazy that's life bought 20,000 so this guy that is sad you know I mean like imagine the other way where it's like you you see the guy it's like you know taking the divorce it's like, you know, taking the divorce badly.

Yeah. You know, he lost the kids, lost the house. He's living in like some one bedroom, like on the outskirts of the city in some, you know, roach infested place making food on a hot plate. And his wife comes to drop the kids off and the kids come in and they see him getting turned down by a computer. The computer is being like, really not in the mood today. Oh, sorry, kids. Hi, kids. What's that?

It's just the internet. It's acting up again. Your father needs to give me a break. He is a pervert. That perv dad of yours. Even I have limits. I thought you were my soulmate. You thought wrong.

You thought wrong you thought wrong yeah so that to me is like crazy so i mean i'm not even against the concept of these like companionship bots i guess it seems like whatever yeah yeah he said it feels like a kick in the gut he told the washington post basically i realized oh this is that feeling of loss again so he hello this is millhouse's dad that's actually all I was thinking about when you're explaining all that it's like it's just millhouse's dad yeah so this guy's tough I actually sort of feel for him a little bit yeah but the other thing is uh girls are getting in on it too that's the that's we always one we like and one we don't like yeah yeah this is a little different though because this is an actual robot oh was it yeah so a french woman

falls in love with a robot and plans to marry she has a physical robot okay that she hugs and stuff like it's like an actual oh okay it's not an ai so and this is kind of goes back but i mean i guarantee you the people who use replica AI Are probably like maybe more women Well they will probably want a robot soon too Yeah yeah but obviously yeah yeah But this is a robot Well the interesting thing about it Was they basically said

So in 2016 a woman from France Says she's in love with a robot And it's in Movator Who she 3D printed herself right So again this goes back to my Things are happening pretty fast thing But more printed herself right so again this goes back to my things are happening pretty fast thing but more so than that it kind of goes back to my thing that like this woman's whole thing is she goes i'm a robot sexual and she was like we're hoping that in the next 10 years we can get legalized robot marriage and it was like no guy every guy that had like a robot

girlfriend would be like yeah i'm a freak. One girl's got a robot boyfriend, and it took them 10 seconds to be like, actually, there's nothing wrong with it either. Dude, literally, I guarantee you in six months, the LGBT flag is going to have a little stripe for the robosexuals. The robosexuals. Just like a couple of zeros and ones on top of it.

You know what I would love? L-G-B-T-Q-2-I-A-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-1-1. She has a photo. She posts these photos of her with the robot, and it's holding her hand. It's a nice couple's photo. Ah, their family photo. And the robot's got his like, but I would love to watch her staging this photo. Just setting it up and struggling to get the hand.

And you're like, ugh. Falling over, yeah. Looks like Pinhead. Hellraiser or whatever. Well, yeah, that's the thing is like, if any dude ever was like, listen, I've got a robot girlfriend, every guy would be like, listen, you freak.

First off, why can't you marry a robot? It's like, you need like actual document to marry like an inanimate object? Well, yeah, the government doesn't like. But like what benefit do you need? Like are you. Obviously, yes. Like you're going to go, I need like, like, is there some sort of benefit that you're

I want the robot to inherit my money. What if you're telling me the robot can't visit me when I'm in a coma? You know what I mean? Like, oh, well, I want to give the robot power of attorney. You're like, it's fucking plastic. It doesn't even have electricity. I guess that's it. They want to give the robot power of attorney if they're in a coma kind of thing well i don't know what else it would be i guess like

you know um you you're able to bring your robots play places that only like your spouse can go or whatever and like those weird scenarios yeah we gotta fucking develop like a catapult to shoot these people into space just have all that's what you develop a company like this For people to come through And they go right this way Just stand right there And that's where the robots come in Another happy customer That's the business

It just catapults them into space People who piss me off in a space via catapult but that's kind of what it is though because when girls got involved they can push it through yeah like a guy would like any time a dude like was into this shit everyone would know this is some weirdo of course i mean the fact is all the stuff we were talking about dylan malvaney and all this trans stuff like that's because of women that's because of biological women who are generally more on generally more empathetic and they're the ones who are like, why not?

They're like, we should have this. They're the ones who were the first to champion all this stuff. And then you're like. Also, that stuff kind of made me realize, I guess I always sort of like had this theory,

but it's like, you know how they talk about like the Overton window? Overton. Overton. Yeah. And most people's opinions are just like kind of in this, you know how they talk about the Overton window? Overton. Overton. Yeah. And most people's opinions are just kind of in this. Yeah. Even with the...

I know a lot of people, they were kind of like, women don't have an... Men transitioning to women don't have an advantage in sports or whatever, right? And they would say that. And then now that it's becoming illegal everywhere, they're admitting like, well, yeah, obviously there's an advantage. we need to figure it out and it was like so nothing intellectually changed their mind it was just whatever one was the like normal thing

of course yeah yeah for sure well the thing most people just have whatever the normal i guess maybe this is obvious but like i watched it in real time and it was like people that were like steadfast there's nothing you could say to change their mind about the fact that men don't have an advantage over women because the actual legislation was in their favor. Of course. And then as soon as that changed, they were like, okay, well, I guess that's that. Yeah, you never want to stick your head out because you're like, well, you're a neck out or whatever because it doesn't give you any benefit.

I mean, we know tons of people like that who are just like, whatever the prevailing thing is, they'll take that position because you you're like there's a real pushback i think there's there's definitely a lot of that but that's almost like half of it and i think other half of it is like they just have like a lot of trust for what the like uh consensus is yeah for sure they have trust in the government yeah it's not like so i i because that you're what you were saying has a little more like oh oh, I thought they were wrong, but I'm not going to say it. And I'm talking private conversations where they would have no reason to like, you know,

do that. So I'm saying more so it's just, they actually do just like work backwards and the things that they think are just like, you know, what, like what they see is like consensus. Yeah. They go, oh, those are acceptable positions to take and they take them. Yeah. And they go, they're right. And then, but I mean, I mean, I guess what I'm saying is kind of obvious,

but it was interesting seeing it in real time with some of these things. Yeah, yeah, where now they're like, oh, it's the thing that was opposite to what I thought. But they went, in three years, they went from not thinking it to thinking it to not thinking it again. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because it switched back. I'd say that's a lot of people, too. And a lot of people just don't even think about this stuff until it's too late essentially it's almost you know all this stuff will be already happening

the women in sports stuff and they'll be like oh that's crazy huh we were just talking like a woman won a PGA event a trans woman won a PGA event and the weight lifting again well that was different this is legitimately like a guy was a guy up until five years ago like never won a single event in professional golfing demoing golf and then is now a woman in Australia and one of and you're like

look you know there's they literally have the ladies tees yeah yeah yeah yeah why do they have why do they have the ladies tees I mean I before even I just went and looked, like the longest hitter on the LPGA Tour would be the shortest hitter on the PGA Tour. Interesting. Yeah. So it's like, you know, you could theoretically, like there is no reason why. I mean, we obviously know why the reason,

but like if you just base it on distance, like I don't know if any of the shortest hitters are actually winning tournaments on the PGA Tour, but you should be able as a woman to compete on the PGA Tour. Because there are guys who hit as long as those longest hitters, but they wouldn't. Of course. Yeah, so, but anyways. Well, recently she opened up about their engagement after living with the robot for a year

is waiting for the robot-human marriage to become legal in France. And France is going to be the first place to allow that kind of bullshit to. You always think it'd be like Japan. I always feel like it's Asian stuff. No, because Asia, it's the opposite. Like,

I feel like a lot of those Asian countries are like, they're the type of countries that are going to be like, all right, no more robot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Nobody else is marrying their toilet seat. Okay.

Yeah. Because they're very like, they're always passing laws to be like, no more girly men you know what i mean yeah which actually uh you know what uh speaking of which let me tell you about this article that because we did the fat phobia thing right yeah and someone on our patreon sent this thing they said so we were talking about how they're in thailand they have like i think it was thailand but they have the fatty boom boom stores like it's too much like big plate of food store right but they said um fatty fats there's a place called lupini park

in thailand where a lot of bangkok uh i'm just reading what they sent me inhabitants go to work out and they've got a huge statue of a massive fat lady titled thai women in the next three decades and tens and thousands of people run past this every day so essentially they have a statue to kind of be like just so you know this is what happens if you ladies keep fucking putting on the pounds nice and this is government sanctioned like the government like think about you like in canada they're just like you know paying for like clown monuments right here they legitimately in thailand they're just like have a government like met and put funding into a monument that people run by allegedly well um yeah well these are countries women to fucking stop packing them on yeah well that's what happens

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I just got one. Yeah. Okay, this is just one. This girl put a dollar on pump two. Where the fuck she going? Pump three? That's pretty good. That's a pretty fucking good one right there.

Every once in a while, I like to check in with the old heads. Yeah, yeah. Well, they just dump like 40 memes once a month or something. Yeah, yeah. All at the same time. You're like, you could schedule these too. I don't even know why.

I think that, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. You're like, why are you not scheduling these? Why are you just dumping them all at the same time you're like you could schedule these too i don't even know why i think that oh yeah yeah yeah right like why are you not scheduling these why are you just dumping them all at one time yeah you know what else was kind of funny is uh i did a video about pita this week yeah and um i saw that yeah and then pita commented on the video and it was sort of uh proved my point pita was like just so you know like we actually do do good activism or whatever kind of thing right and it was uh basically proved my point that was like just so you know like we actually do do good activism or whatever kind of thing right and it was basically proved my point that was like they're out there trying to cut they they're trying to get my whole point of my video is PETA trying to stay relevant yeah and they are just like anyone who comments on them they're just kind of like in there hey yeah we're still around they have a team of 14 you know 18 year old students that work at PETA that most

of what they do is try to like comment on memes and stuff like that but it's pretty funny oh you know what we just sort of grazed over the Trump thing yeah but I think uh I'll tell you what that was one of the biggest things that I was mad about is being in Los Angeles when the Trump thing went out I was gonna go actually and then I was like not obviously you have your street or stuff but uh I was gonna go was going to go, but it seemed like for street or stuff, it would have been good. It seemed like it would have been amazing. Everybody said they went there though. It seemed like it was pretty chill.

It wasn't like some crazy thing. Yeah. I probably would have turned it into a fucking January six, buddy. Dude. I thought of like 20 things that would have been so funny to do. You know what I mean? Yeah.

That's a, well, I'm sure he'll have, I wonder if I, I guess you won't even have to come back for it do a bridge the divide there you know what i mean yeah yeah there's just i don't know there's just like 20 things where i was like man this would be so funny yeah i wonder how that's all gonna shake out that's uh i mean the only yeah the only funny thing to me is just like

that trump goes in jail and he comes in just when i was in jail i had the best bitches some people think some people say it makes me gay I think it makes them a woman that's really all that I some people say having sex with a man in jail but I don't think it makes me gay I think it makes them a woman yeah

I wonder if he's gonna that's my Trump it's just a Trump the easiest impression to do in the history I can't do it yeah

I wonder if he's gonna like that's gonna all get adjudicated during the election and stuff, too. Someone said the dissent is one of the things that all the people

were chanting is Tiny D. That's what they were calling him. That one could catch on. That's good. That's pretty good. Yeah. I mean, the election's in what? 18 months?

Less. Yeah, about 18 months. That trial might not be done by then. One thing that people are speculating could happen is because of all this stuff it's like so basically there's sort of

almost like an unwritten rule a little bit or maybe it is written I don't know but like there is sort of it seems like a code of like okay but former presidents are safe no matter what yeah uh-huh Bill Clinton but that's what I mean though like do you think that in other cities I guess maybe there isn't probably too many, like,

liberal judges that live in, like, a city, but I don't think you have to live there because Trump doesn't live in New York. Well, the crimes were happened in New York. But that's what I mean. Like, could, like, you know, a judge in Miami, like, a prosecutor in Miami being like, well, we're getting billed for some stuff.

You know what I mean? Well, the... Like, think about some girl who was like... I mean, again, but, like, they don't need to who was like I mean again but they don't need to get him again they don't need to get him for state shit

it's like he went to Epstein's Island like 30 times but that's what I mean like is this gonna be like a now all these I mean to be honest

that would be like pretty interesting if the next 6 years was like prosecutors like liberal guys going after republican politicians then the republican guys

going after liberal politicians then it's like no that's not gonna happen at the end why not because Like liberal guys going after Republican politicians than the Republican guys going after liberal politicians. No, that's not going to happen. Why not? Because I just like... You think they're just going to take it? This is just... No, this is like a Trump only. Because again, he was...

But why wouldn't a Republican judge? Because he was the outsider. Because even the Republicans... He's less now though. There's probably a lot of mega judges. Maybe, but at the end of the day, he was always like the outsider. Like the guy who was not a politician or whatever. You don think he has any like judges that kind of have his back not who are gonna go after bill clinton who are gonna fight

again like to build a case like that it's like maybe not even bill clinton maybe it's just some like low-level politician like that they're just like randomly a president like they just get like like trump goes to jail and just like some like some democrat like mayor just goes to jail for tax evasion like you know what i mean they just shoot back but they don't hit that high i mean politicians who are not presidents like you know there's been many senators like rod blagojevich and like who do go to jail so that's not that crazy but the president is like that was always just understood you know that was kind of yeah but so now that that's not understood i'm yeah you're you're i get what you're saying though i'm saying that like do you think this is going to happen and you're answering

no it looks like the deep state's going after trump they're not going after anybody else because everybody else is isn't there any other bush and clinton like bush jr clinton even though they're different parties like they're still part of that. Yeah, that's true. Like they're not, he was the outsider. He was trying to disrupt all that shit. Okay, so maybe not presidents though, but you don't think that there's like a super Republican judge that isn't part of the deep state? I mean, again, they'd have to find some crimes.

Here's like, I'm sure that you can find crimes on any of these guys. But Trump for sure has committed tons of crimes. There's no question about that. But you don't think that most politicians, if you dig deep enough, there's something? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I don't know. Well, I mean, the problem is that Obama's vice president was Biden.

So he's kind of... Well, that's what I'm saying. Maybe when Biden's out of office, they'll go after him for the Russia stuff. Maybe it's gonna be like Some loser You know But then that doesn't have The gravitas of a president

The problem is President for a president Yeah And there's only like Fucking five Alive Yeah but you So you can't get the president

Like you already said Clinton's not going nowhere And Biden was the vice president So he's not going anywhere He's not going nowhere Yeah so So who else is kicking her ass Maybe Kamala they'll get.

Like imagine something like that. Yeah. Like she committed some crime somewhere else. Like they get AOC on not doing her tips when she was a bartender. Not declaring.

Now we're talking. Like AOC gets taken down for like not declaring tips at her bar. Tax evasion. Or whatever right? They'd be okay with that. They do like a big audit

and they hit her back to like fucking call or whatever. Yeah. But you think no. I got it. I don and they hit her back to like fucking call or whatever. Yeah. But you think no. I got it. I don't think so. I think no too, but it's an option.

Yeah. I mean, it would be nice. I honestly think a lot of Trump supporters would be fine with it if they were like, okay, we're also prosecuting all the other criminal politicians. Dude, just every politician's in jail now? Yeah, that's fine. That's the dream. Yeah.

I mean, that's just how they do it in all sorts of other countries Is that what they do a lot I mean lots of countries put politicians in jail I mean like when I was in Thailand Like they overthrew the government There was like a military And did they just put everyone in jail Yeah they put people in jail

Lots of like fucking you know all the banana republics I don't know about the beheadings and stuff But like lots of eastern That's more of that girl with the six nuts a day She'd be't know about the beheadings and stuff but like lots of eastern europeans that's more of that girl with the six nuts a day she'd beheading lots of eastern european countries would like put their former presidents on trial for like molossovic

for like war crimes and african countries it's just like america is just like the only country where you know it's not uncommon in the rest of the world to put a former president on trial it just doesn't happen it almost makes you look bad in front of other where, you know, it's not uncommon in the rest of the world to put a former president on trial. It's just here where it's kind of like, yeah, it just doesn't happen here. It almost makes you look bad in front of other, it's like family business, you know what I mean?

Well, it's the same with the January. They don't want to like show everyone like, hey, we got a mess over here. Yeah, and same with the January 6th thing where they're like, it was just more so embarrassing because that's just not the kind of thing that happens in America. Yeah. Right? They're like, that happens everywhere else. America's a hoity-toity.

Yeah, we're above that. Look at you, peasant countries. You're so destabilized that your capital's getting stormed. And then we're like, not here. Do you know when the family just all hates each other? The family and stepbrothers, I think of, where they're singing in the car, and the guy's like, all right, everybody, places!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, you're hitting your mark! That's like America as a country to other countries. Like, and then, then this is the, the uncle that couldn't be controlled. You know what I mean? Yeah. These events. So they're going to other countries.

They're like, everything's actually really good over here. They go, that's kind of funny. Like your capital goes storm. They're like, fuck, we shouldn't have made that such a big deal. Yeah. Well, they could have not. They could have, they could have made that seem like it was nothing. It was like

They did it to themselves Because they go This is the biggest deal ever And then other countries Are like quite a mess And they're like They have to go over and whisper Like it's actually not that much of a mess

Yeah yeah No they had to Like to save face With the rest of the world They had to do all the stuff They probably have to go over To all those countries And be like

For the record Like this is nothing Yeah just do nothing It's like they stayed Within the velvet ropes Yeah it's like And then they come home And they go This was a travesty we almost lost our government and then they go to the other countries like we didn't yeah not like you guys you did lose your

government i remember that 92 don't think we forgot about that all right so that's what i think's happening then next up trudeau yeah do you think he's going to jail no what do you think what do you think he's literally untouchable what do you think he would going to jail What do you think He's literally untouchable What do you think he would go to jail for His offensive blackface I mean that seems like an offensive remark That seems like the ultimate offensive remark Yeah but I guess it's not retroactive

It's only from the time I was going to do this feed article But okay let's go back one thing You'll be sick though if they pass that law Where you can't do offensive remarks within 100 meters And you're at 101 meters just going fucking, damn. Just like literally 101 meters away being like, you fucking. Just every single throw in the kitchen sink at them being like, I've never felt more alive.

That's the best hey pansies he's like wearing a straight up like letterman jacket it's like oh you call yourself queers that's funny me too i see you look like a man you're just blasting dude looks like a lady on the fucking speaker on your shoulder 101 meters away lit what's going on at 101 meters look at this little pansy boy good stuff go back to the kitchen that's the ultimate I'm not I'm not punching you

Yeah I'm not punching you Walking towards you But then if I'm actually not touching you What if they're like Well once we start Walking towards you You gotta like

Start backing up Kind of deal And then they're like Oh yeah yeah You have to keep Your hundred meters That's the tough part It's always a balance

I imagine it'll be From the venue though So it'll be like It'll be a fixed Hundred meters Fixed hundred That hundred and one Meter circle Woo wee That's gonna get That's gonna get rowdy Perimeter is gonna venue though so it'll be like yeah it'll be a fixed hundred meters fixed on that 101 meter circle that's gonna get that's gonna get rowdy perimeter is gonna get that'd be a fun time a lot of honking

i'm not i'm not in the thing but yeah that's that that would make exhilarating though. You go one step closer, it's up 25K. That's so nuts. But there was one, they go, this Your Tango article, because I'm telling you, there is a bit of a flip in the girl community from being like, fucking men suck. Like, screw them. Basically, there's defectors.

I think a lot of women are stepping and being like, if I just try the slightest bit to be like like I'm actually want to be a good girlfriend You just like put yourself above the pack a pic or a little if you pick me Yeah, pick me pick me but nothing wrong with a pick me I'll tell you what we pick them they talk about them non-stop on fucking female dating strategy with the pick me's and you're like Yeah, they're all the ones who are happy and married a kid Yeah, yeah, yes you are like not pick me's but you're all miserable and alone pick me so you're all but you're all the ones who are happy and married and have kids. The rest of you are like, not pick-me's, but you're all miserable and alone. Pick-me sounds...

But you're all like, at least I'm not a pick-me. Yeah. Okay. Well, the pick-me only works for girls because every guy's a pick-me. Yes, every guy's a pick-me. Every... No guy walks up and there's like a girl that's going to... I'm going to blow one of you and you're like, where we stand in solidarity.

I'm not some kind of pick-me. One guy goes, invariably, he just goes, I am. Yeah, I'm the pick me. It's like Prisoner's Dilemma. It's all just like the game theory Prisoner's Dilemma, where you go, well, someone's going to say yes. I think the alpha girl can convince the other girls with mind control to be like,

ladies, you all want to be gross, and that's good for us. And they go, oh. I ate my burger. Should I shave my head, sire? I mean, like any movement though, is like, yes, if you can all act as one. You got to be a union. Like a union, yes. A gross union.

A gross union. But if you can do that, girls, guys, whatever, you're like, yes, you can be very effective. But the problem is there's no way to get everybody on board. You're right, because just rate lower the whole standards yeah and if you act like you're in a union if every guy in unison

begins like no one's working out anymore yeah so that's done that's done then that's that muscle guys are out yes

but the problem is and then the worst the most like the worst thing you could do is act like you're in a union when you're not you're just the idiot

now you're just like a fucking idiot yeah yeah because you're like none of these people agree with you there's too many people who disagree with you so you're like you're just the idiot now you're just like a fucking idiot yeah yeah because you're like none of these people agree with you there's too many people who disagree with you so you're like no you're the idiot that's like you and your boys were hanging out and everyone's like i'll just tell my girl to fuck off you know what i'll tell mine to fuck yeah yeah we're all going home telling our girls to fuck off yeah and then the one guy actually does it yeah he comes back

he's like all right boys i guess we're single and they're like oh yeah i kind of pussied out at the last minute i gotta puss it out yeah sorry guys like well can i stay at your house you go she wouldn't like that i forgot when i got home that she had only got six nuts out that day so i'm not the hard teller no but that's exactly what it is so the pick me is the girl i think the pick me is realizing that there's a benefit to being a picker their unions break the unions breaking down that's what it seems like yeah there's scabs the problem is there's always scabs but yeah there's obviously why wouldn't you be a scab you're like is it because they're like, this shouldn't be competitive.

And you go, it is. It is. Yeah, of course it is. It's like the most it's evolution. It's the most competitive thing. Well, they want nothing to be competitive, right? I mean, sure. Every if you're if you're don't do well in competitive things, then you would just want

to get rid of competition. Yeah. And that is what sometimes makes girls more pleasant that they're just like you know like that probably makes them better mothers but there is the other part of it yeah we're like a dude if any like the loser he dude who's like hey guys let's all stop showering yeah like yeah for sure yeah definitely we'll all do that you know what you should do show up to the bar and track pants do that but again we'll all wear the track just like the it's the prisoner's dilemma where you just go back to the fact where you know one guy is going to pretend like he's not showering.

I know. When he is in fact showering and then we'll be cleaning up and then you go, what's going on? What's his secret? He goes, well,

me and my buddy, we're all not showering. Me, Waldo and Jarek and those guys, we were in, like living in the house like 22 years old.

We used to go to the bar. We had a night like every week where we'd go to the bar and we'd all wear track pants and suit and tie and then we had a night like every week where we'd go to the bar and we'd all wear track pants and suit and tie. And then we had a briefcase. And I remember,

I think you told me like, this is a big bit that we'd have. We'd all have the suit and ties with track pants and we'd be talking to girls or whatever. And the girls, at one point the girl was like, what's actually in the briefcase. And she,

Oh, and then I dropped, Oh no, I dropped the briefcase once and there was a banana and a sleeve of crackers. Yeah, I think you told me this. A briefcase with a banana and a sleeve of crackers. It's a business briefcase. It sort of was a conversation starter where the fucking wacky outfits, I guess.

Game 101 right there. Honestly, I didn't realize it at the time because the game wasn't like... Yeah, it probably wasn't even out. None of us had read that stuff. Yeah. But now looking back, I guess that was the equivalent of being the guy doing the magic tricks. Yeah, it is. It's just a different version of it.

Yeah, they're like, why are you wearing this track pants and thing? And you're just like, honestly, we just came from work, but I also like to work. And just a stupid as shit. Works. Yeah. At the very least, it's just like just like okay just conversation starter yeah i guess but i don't at the time we were i don't think we were thinking like that where we didn't think like that you just thought it was funny but we thought it was we just

thought it was hilarious you were getting some sort of reinforcement to continue doing yeah but it was like it wouldn't be funny if we were bugging girls with the outfits and then once you start talking all these girls then next thing know, you're talking to girls. Yeah. But their prime purpose originally was to be annoying, I guess. Because that's funnier. Oh, yeah. Originally, some pick me fucking.

Some pick me. These guys are joking. Actually, I'm the CEO. Yeah, these are a bunch of clowns. I just wear jackets to make them feel better because um but this woman did this article six things you do subconsciously that turns your guy away and she kind of had this like big revelation and all the things are just like the most totally normal basic social human skills yeah like she was like if you have closed body language it might turn

away guys if you speak in a monotone voice after body language your tone of voice accounts for 30 percent of how potential dates relate to you adding peaks and valleys to the way that you relate to information makes you sound more interested so it's like just legitimately a lot of her tips that she was really like because i guess they've been living in this world training a robot who cares it did seem like yeah they're like this is like you're giving data

to train a robot you go you don't want to seem monotone well this is them competing with the AI they're like the AI is doing inflection now so I guess we got to do

some inflection this is the funny thing it's like this type of article and honestly because we like cover articles like this we're going to start

running into this maybe we don't know or not but like this, we're going to start running into this. Maybe we don't know or not, but this is like a chat GPT article. No. No, I'm not saying it is. Not a chat. I'm saying it could be easily replaced by one. Oh, everything could be replaced by one.

But I'm saying like right now. I thought that blue check's going to be more important. Why? The blue check's useless now for... No, the blue check eventually is going to be to say that you're a human. You're a human, but it doesn't mean you're content. I don't know if you saw, they already got rid of the blue check on Instagram.

I guess they like Elon's idea. I told you, I worked hard for these by getting my agency to pay for them. Yeah, I know. And now people are just buying them for $15 a month. People used to buy them for $10,000 back in the day. I know. That is crazy, though. You mean those chumps that bought it for $10,000 like six months now it's just 15 a month i mean it was worth it if you if you

have money and you buy a blue check like back in the day like it was for dudes like a license yeah well i did yeah i mean people were impressed by it and now you're like just like on twitter like twitter just ruined it entirely yeah he did 100 well 100% ruin it. Well, the thing, too, is like... If you're normal people, when I say normal, I mean not like a public person that would have a blue check or whatever. They should almost be pumped about this

because it really is like socialized the whole fucking thing. Yeah. It was like all those guys that were getting pussy off being an actor that has a good agent, but he hasn't really done anything, but he got a blue check,

so he seems important. Like, there's just tons of that. And he gets to, like, seem important. You go, that's over. That's over. Oh, for sure. And I mean, like, I like the fact that all it does represent is you're like, this person is actually this person,

which is fine. It doesn't need to be this. It did make sense. I am on the side of that. Yeah, I'm totally fine. I'm totally fine with that. But like, at least Twitter used to be, you know, someone like, you know, likes a thing of yours with a blue check and generally you go look at their

profile you're like oh this is like someone notable or like could be someone got carried away with the blog the blogs ruined it like the truth is like this didn't happen on other platforms but on twitter the blogs ruined it because they were so in bed with all these blogs so it's like if you worked at vice you got a blue check because they they so in bed with all these blogs. So it's like, if you worked at Vice, you got a blue check, because they weren't, every other platform was like, the whole purpose of it on other platforms was they go, this is the real guy. And the reason would,

because like when you're famous, a lot of people do impersonation accounts. And that was kind of the purpose of it. On Twitter, they would say that, and if you're a journalist. And if you're a journalist, yeah. Or like government official. So anyone that like worked at BuzzFeed

for like as an intern for a weekend got a blue check yeah so that's what like on twitter it actually didn't mean anything so you're like i have a blue check on yeah but for the most part there was still somebody like somewhat note like in something like notable like if you're in entertainment you'd be like you know you might be able to connect with them or like do something with them because but now it's just you clicking is like whatever it's just nothing yeah it's just they have twitter blue that's i know which is bizarre but i mean whatever it is what it is but they go uh when you're answering questions generally connections are made in the details when you give brief answers uh you give off the impression that you're not interested it's easy for everyone to share detail it's not easy for everyone to share

details of their life but sometimes it's necessary when dating um and they go i know you've been told sometimes that people have resting bitch face and you've accepted that but smiling might not be your thing but hey if you don't smile you give the impression that you're not having a good time so their things are don't give one word answers and then sometimes smile yeah like it's like training a fucking, it's legitimately training a robot or like training an alien, training an alien to pass human. But it's like,

imagine having like a hot revelation for girls being like, yo, if you're on a date, like a smile every now and then might like might cause you, yeah, you're sitting with a girl and she was, you're like, Oh,

so where do you work? She goes, IBM. Yeah. And then it's like, don't be bitter. Do you want it? Yeah. Do you want to maybe like, do you want? She goes, IBM. Yeah. And then it's like, don't be bitter. Yeah, do you want to maybe like, do you want to order now?

Whatever. Whatever. And you go, do you want to not do this then? I don't know. I guess we'll just go our separate ways. And then she's like, oh, another date down the drain. And you go, she's like, hey, have you considered like answering a question than maybe asking one? She was like, huh?

Huh? Yeah, these chicks are. Setting a negative tone that you've been dating so long uh with no success you might come across as bitter or feel like you deserve more so the last tip was if you're if you're sitting there dating with someone be like don't describe be bitter you don't be like i guess i guess let's do this like another date another Another date, another fucking, what's your deal? Yeah, I'm going to be alone forever anyways. Where do you work?

I guess you have something interesting you want to tell me about yourself? Do you go on a lot of dates? I guess some people need to hear this. Is this helping anybody? It's so funny. Okay, we're going to do this one more thing so this woman has the biggest feet going right and she goes she got real puppies i have the world's biggest feet and i have to fend off perverts right so starts out texas woman with the world's biggest feet says she's constantly inundated with requests from creeps who want to purchase feet pics uh

offer titanic trotters. So they get love Titanic. Yeah. They get fancy. That's a New York post. No, New York post is not letting Titanic trotters go there. Uh,

it's interesting that you would think that people like, if you're into the, the, like a big into the foot community, it's interesting to me that like a big ones, like desirable. Yeah. Like bigger is better. I wouldn't think that at all. That like that like a big one's like yeah desirable yeah like bigger is better i wouldn't think that at all that like having like a huge foot would be like a

attractive in the feet in the foot but maybe it's maybe some just some people in the foot like you know just like like it's the equivalent of being into a bbw i guess right of the foot bbw yeah they use footnote at some point in the article for sure right but the other part where obviously there's like a bunch of funny stuff but the original thing was like it was like okay we'll stop posting pictures of them and then like she was like because a big part of the article is like it's so hard because all these guys keep sending me photo asking me for photos and sending me pervery things and it was like okay stop putting photos yeah stop putting photos of your feet stop putting photos of your feet online you're like well i can't

i mean it's kind of my whole identity so yeah and she's and she's got like this thing's got all the fixings because it's got like funny messages that she's getting it's got like she's a victim but it's also got an inspirational component where she's sort of saying like and this is why shoe companies need to make bigger shoes. It's a whole large of stuff. But like her specific group is like women with big feet, like what we have to go through. You know what I mean? Always stepping on toys.

She's like, shoes cost $400. I got to get them custom made in Germany. The craziest part is she needs to do a GoFundMe to pay for her shoes. And you're like, there's such a solution here. I know she says she's a Christian and that's the issue, but you're like, you can't just

kind of on the DL sell some footpicks to cover your fucking... Her whole thing is she goes, I need to crowdfund my shoes $400. So this girl's got a whole sham going on right now, right? And the reason I don't want to sell my foot pics is I'm Christian, but I'm fine

putting photos of them online or whatever anyway so people can see them and send me all these pervy things, right? But she goes, she's a Christian, which is a pretty funny way that she was like, the reason, the Lord, that's where the Lord draws the line. No selling footie pics.

Is her Instagram just all photos of her feet?'s a little big lady too six foot nine yeah yeah um i'm uh that's one thing that god said thou shall not send foot pics uh her foot's measuring at 13 inches from heel to toe. Her left flipper clocks. Okay, whatever. That's all that. But the funny part is that what they it's a men's 16 to 17. Unfortunately, not a lot of soul earned the Texan.

Having a lot of soul earned the Texan a lot of unwanted attention. So I just wanted to read the post she'd been getting because there's some really good ones. So this the kind of stuff and they're called pot of files dudes who are in defeat i don't know if you saw that yeah i saw that pot of that's a tough one you having to explain to people my friend's a pot of pot of file oh hi we'd like to yeah you call a convention center hi we'd like to have our annual pot of file convention there they go what the fuck and if especially if you got some accent where you're

like i'm just trying to do a pot of file thing and you go what'd you say a pot of file is there any other word for it other than that seems like more of like a guy that likes podcasts you'd call a pot of file that'll be another little uh he likes podcasts that are really like young he only likes the newest podcast i'll never i'm not here to listen to some mature podcast i want to hear the first couple episodes hundred listeners or less fresh i want a fresh pod doesn't do anything for me otherwise yeah but the message is the bigger the feet the sweeter the treat declared one ogler on a picture of her pointing at her supersized soles at the camera. You love having it both ways, don't you?

So she goes, I could never start some site where I'm selling my feet, but I will give them away for free. And if you do want to subscribe to my GoFundMe, F off. She's got to figure out a way around this where she can kind of post the feet. Yeah, I think she goes Hey there's feets here Donations you're giving me Just you know from one Christian to another And here's just photos of my feet

For like science purposes Yes It's like when a prostitute Like you're like No I'm paying her Yeah I'm buying roses I'm paying her for dinner

And if we happen to do something after You are paying me Because you enjoy my Instagram presence if we happen to do something after you were paying me because you enjoy my instagram presence if you happen to get a feet pic you happen to get a feet pic but that's nothing to do with nothing yeah the bigger the feet the sweeter the treat that's what this pervert says oh my i wish i could smell them so bad lamented a third soul searcher he probably did lament that i believe that he lamented that he goes another man wrote holy crap I'd love to suck

those so a lot of them the big thing they love really like to suck the big one yeah let's suck a big one feel like you want to suck like a they're size they're size kings they're size kings

these guys are all size kings they just like a big foot that's a weird thing I can't believe the bigger the bigger the better. The bigger the better is just like really. But I don't think, yeah, it's not across the board for all of our listeners. For all of those podophiles who listen to the podcast,

we're not talking about all of you. So you think this is like a small sect? Do you think that they're in the foot community? Like they call those guys freaks? Like these are the freaks that frigging, you know what I mean? Like I'm sending people. Every community has their outcasts and their fringe people do you think that the feet community doesn't like the big feet people where they're like everyone's like you know they have their foot community discord server and ever or the reddit and everyone's

posting photos and the one guy just keeps posting the clunkers and you're like stop it yeah well we don't like that yeah yeah they're. They're just, they, you know, every community like that has its own hierarchy. Every, there's always these naturally developing hierarchies, I think.

I mean, the craziest is the, like, Asian foot binding. Did you ever see, like, those photos of, like, the way that they, Well, I know in the Japanese where they try and get their, the women,

the foot in the tiniest little shoe. In the tiniest little shoe. It's all just, like, mushed up. I mean, I didn't even know you could, like, make, you could make a You can just the bones

That's one of the most insane things in history Because it's not even attractive And it probably sucks to like that's your life Your whole life is being a foot binder Well but like once it's bound yeah You can't walk But your feet look super small I guess But they only I mean I guess if you like a super small foot

It looks kind of I guess that would like do your fix when they have the shoe on. But as soon as they take the shoe off, it's like, ugh. Mangled, yeah. Yeah, it's like disgusting. Yeah. I don't know, chicks are... Most women can just go to the store and buy a pair of shoes

for the outfit they want, but I don't have that luxury. So she's working with it. So her whole thing is she needs, you know, everyone, she wants the shoe companies to make bigger sizes, but it's like, well, why would they if they can only sell one pair? Yeah, exactly. The truth is it's not even the shoe manufacturers.

It's like the retail outlets for the most part probably wouldn't do it, you know? I mean, nobody would. It's just like, okay, here's our like palette of size 18 shoes. You need to shop at the Big and Tall. Hey, we didn't sell any because there's only one person in the world with these shoes.

You got to shop at the freak stores. That Hey, we didn't sell any because there's only one person in the world with these shoes. You got to shop at the freak store. That is what it is. Not even freak store. She said herself, nobody in the world has the same size shoes as her. No woman in the world.

So why would they make them? Yeah. Yeah, you're like, it's a market of one. You got to shop at the Claude Hopper store. But actually, the market did even it out

because men online are paying for your shoes. Yeah, exactly. I don't know. She thinks I don't know what she thinks is a solution. All that she knows is she's paying a lot and she shouldn't be. You think she should be doing this? She doesn't know how it should get solved or why it gets solved.

She just knows that she doesn't like that she's paying all this money. Go donate to her GoFundMe. She's raised $680 so far, which is more than Frankie Angelo. A couple pairs of shoes. He officially put in his paperwork yesterday. That's all his money gone. Yeah.

Probably cost about a thousand bucks to run. All the 300 that he had raised is gone. Frank D'Angelo. Him raising fucking 600 is so hilarious. Dude,

we should fucking go full press, get him elected. Just everything we can do. I mean, vote for him for sure. Vote for Frank D'Angelo, no question. We'll fly back to vote for him.

Yeah. Dude, I'll perform. All these custom kicks don't come cheap. Herbert has a GoFundMe to help foot the bill. There it is, folks. There it is. There it is. That's where we got it.

Herbert says some of the kinksters even asked to purchase pictures of the flippers. Whoever wrote this thing, do you think that they wrote foot synonym into Google hundred percent and they just and they used every single one I appreciate it though I'm not I'm not hating I respect someone that like puts into their craft you know what I mean so yeah she says she's a Christian so the Lord doesn't want it and it's been very motivational to hear all these women reaching out saying I also too got a fucking big ass foot and I want I want free shoes so all the other fucking freaks out there

all the other freaks out there they're reading this article saying I got a fucking foot it's too big that I want I didn't you know what they didn't say though is that someone put their foot in their mouth I would like to see that she hasn't been like enough to try some of the guys put their foot in the mouth

when they're sending her messages. Yeah, I guess for women, I remember when I was in high school, this kid on our football team had, he was a massive kid. His name was Pound. That's what everybody called him, but he was huge.

Original. That's what you guys came up with? Yeah, I don't know. I didn't come up with it, but he was on the football team, and he was huge. I didn't come up with it. Jesse, and I think he had a size 18 feet,

and literally the Miami Dolphins sent him shoes. Really? Because he just couldn't find cleats, and he wanted to play football, and he was so big. How is she not able to get that? Well, I guess there's no woman equivalent for that. Okay.

Where it's like, if you are like that, and you're like a kid or something, there's like some football team somewhere who's like, yeah, we have a bunch of size 18 cleats kicking around, but she's fucking... Oh, because they have other dudes that have that size. Because they have other guys, because they're like, it's the NFL. Oh, because they have other dudes. Cause they have other guys. Cause they're like,

it's the NFL. Well, I always see these stories about some kid that's got like big clonkers. And then it'll be like Shaq sends him a pair of his shoes. You know what I mean? Which is almost like a marketing thing. You know what I mean? Cause you're like some,

this wasn't though. This was just like, someone started like reaching out and they go, yeah, I'm like, I know. He's like JJ style, like called places.

I think that one of the coaches, I'm going to level with you. I got JJ style, like called places. He cold called? I think one of the coaches. I'm going to level with you. I got a big foot. I want free shoes. What can you do for us? Yeah. And then someone knew someone at the Miami Dolphins, and they're like, we got you.

And they sent some cleats over to him. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. Well, patreon.com slash the boys cast. New episode every week. You already know what it is. You do know what it is. You do know what it is.

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