The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Man Says Don't Pick A Smart Girlfriend, Internet Scams & Sleuths

Episode Date: January 6, 2023

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2023 is the year that's all about standing up, making a stand to the corporate elite power structure media machine that's trying to tell people what to do. All those bots in the corporate media. And there's a boy out there that we want to give a shout out. They've been trying to hold him down and he said, No, media machine, you will not tell me how to live my life. I'll do what I want. I will do what I want and as of now, I will have another 23-old girlfriend. Shout out to Leonardo DiCaprio. Shout out, Leo. Doing your thing.

Doing your thing. They're told and they said, no, Leo, you can't do that. He said, well, I don't care what you say. Look, I'm a 48-year-old man. I do what I want. I do what I want. The corporate media elite's not going to tell me what to do. I like two things, 23-year-old girls and talking about the environment.

And that's a match made in heaven. Yeah, and the best way to do that is on your yacht in St. Barts. I like being on a yacht telling 23-year-old girls how much you hate pollution. He shows them videos of people polluting and he goes, let's get out of here. I'm going to leave this on the deck. Let's go downstairs. I can't be around this phone anymore that even contains that kind of property.

And that's what they'll do it. They'll be like, okay. Plus they're less polluting. And he's not. A 23-year-old just body. A body pollutes less. They'll be like, okay. Plus, they're less polluting. And he's not... A 23-year-old just body is just... A body pollutes less. They poop less. They fart.

23-year-old girls fart less. Less emissions. Less emissions from a 23-year-old. Shout out to the kid, Leonardo DiCaprio. DiCaprio. DiCaprio. Kid for life. And we're just going to...

Hopefully, we keep that energy standing up to the man. The boys. The boys. The last. The boys. The do. Hopefully we keep that energy standing up to the man. On the topic of big celebrities that are friends of mine. On our big celebrity friends. So my New Year's resolution is to sort of, you know, when people, big celebrities sort of reach out to me, I usually say I don't have any time for them. But these days, I think that one of my things is, I don't know if you know, but a buddy of mine, Usain Bolt, has been sort of liking some of my videos. I saw that.

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, Usain Bolt's getting in there. Listen, it's just a couple of guys. But the funny part is- A couple of high level athletes. It's a couple of guys that we might go for a run together. But the thing that's funny is Usain Bolt, the video that he liked, it's the one about like pulling your laptop open and getting caught watching porn.

Yeah. It's such a- Been there. It's so funny. Us ball being like this video is very relatable to me usain bolt's got a dog you know what's he running from that's the question damn hoes he's running from relationships that's what it is so usain bolt me and him probably he probably most likely he'll be on the pod we haven't set a date yet because I haven't reached back out to him after he liked the videos. But I'm thinking about hitting him back up at some point in time. Yeah, we'll have him on the pod.

The fastest boy alive. If you're listening. Probably shouldn't call him that. Why shouldn't you? Fastest man alive. Oh, you're saying he's not a boy. Yes, he's a man. You're saying he wouldn't like that.

It's a loaded term. Why? I don't get it. Let's forget it. It's because of the racist stuff the racism that's this man alive see i'm so not racist i know my brain is so racist you're so racist i'm insanely racist yeah you're that guy i'm just the race guy the uh and he's also a racist. I'll show myself out. Speaking of race. Yeah. Speaking of other races, Chinese, who's my favorite race.

It's the best race. It's the best race. So this is a fun one to start out with. So I was going around. You know how one of my favorite things is to do is when things pop off here, kind of go and see what other publications are trying. Yeah. So basically I was looking at, essentially it was like the Hong Kong Times.

Yeah. But they do it in English. So I guess the Hong Kong Times or something makes- There's a lot of English speakers in Hong Kong. Is that just why it is? Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

Well, because they're supposed to be like, we're not China. And then it's like a autonomous region or whatever. But yeah, there's tons of English speakers. So there's a guy that's going a little viral for some of the wrong reasons. Yeah. He said... Hong Kong. So this guy's been...

It is Hong Kong. Hong Kong. Hong Kong. Hong Kong. All right. So this guy basically has like a YouTube channel on some Hong Kong site, right? And he makes these videos with his girlfriend. And his whole thing is he goes, don't pick a smart girlfriend.

Hong Kong man's critique of idiot partner. But he goes hard on it, right? Yeah. He goes, idiot partner for confusing battery sizes on popular forum draws sexist comments. The post was published on Hong Kong Discuss Forum on December 16th by the user

Salt Daddy. I love that. Salt Daddy. published on Hong Kong Discuss Forum on December 16th by the user SaltDaddy. I love that it's Salt, SaltDaddy. That's so funny. Well, SaltDaddy, this is the thing, right? So he's basically making this video. If you watch some of it, he's basically out there, and he's just like, look how stupid my dumb idiot girlfriend is.

She's like, she cannot survive without me. What a fucking moron, right? The best part is probably he's like, she's like, what are you doing? Like, he's got a camera over there, and she's like what are you doing like he's he's got a camera over there right so dumb can you do this and then he was like i can monetize the camera yeah he's like what she was like where am i and he's like i can monetize this right and then so basically all the people and the things i disagree with this personally i think you should never put

your idiot girlfriend on blast like that no no you let your idiot girlfriend live in peace. It's not the internet's business that your girlfriend's stupid. Unless that's the theme of your channel. His girlfriend could not get the tree's electric lights to work. But the problem was she hadn't even installed the battery. So a real total fucking moron, right? Yeah, she doesn't know how anything works. So this is a dumb

idiot dumb idiot moron who doesn't know how a tree works so she's stupid she's as dumb as a post he's got this dumb idiot girlfriend yeah and he's putting her he's got a whole channel dedicated to how stupid his dumb idiot girlfriend we should check out his channel we should bring him on the podcast i have i told you i was watching Sal Daddy's content. Let's fly him. Fly him in. It's just her doing tasks, and he's just like, he looks at the camera. He goes, fuck, can you idiot?

Yeah, there she goes again. He's got an accent like that. Trying to do anything. He goes, oh, you stupid. And then, yeah, he hits stuff, and he's just like, can you believe this? But then, so basically, he was saying it's a positive thing he's a positive spin he's an optimist and he's like this is why you should everyone should have a stupid dumb idiot moron girlfriend and the reason for that is because it makes you feel better about yourself oh for sure it definitely makes you feel good but

that's that's a bad uh pretense for a relationship to just keep them around well this is the debate it sparked a bit of a debate. Yeah. Because all the Hong Kong people were pretty on board with this sentiment. They were saying things like, I need a dumb idiot moron girlfriend.

Yeah, I do. You want to hear some of the sexist comments? Sure. So the purpose of this article is to say that sexism was rampant. Popular Hong Kong internet message board site

is facing backlash because the message board sites over there. I love how they're going after the message board site. It's like 4 message board sites are going after the message board. So the message is like 4chan style. They want people to censor on this message board site, right? Classic China.

But they don't have censorship. They said it's up to the boards to moderate themselves. We're not here to get involved with that. What are we, China? And you go, kind of. That's who you asked. Yeah. What are we, China?

And they go, no. Yeah, definitely not. Anyways, also one thing is that camera was not, he didn't set it up. It was just, there was five cameras already running. Yeah, yeah, all the time. This is just, his dumb idiot girlfriend's just, that's a dumb idiot girlfriend cam that's just streaming from the Chinese government. Does it have like blinking dumb idiot girlfriend cam?

Yeah, dumb idiot girlfriend cam, yeah. So basically what happened was a lot of the guys in this site said, oh, man, you don't want to pick a girlfriend who's too smart. Another added, another one of these sexist trolls added, women are only liked if they're stupid. Yeah, I don't know about that. You don't want them too big for the britches, though. Another user commented, Danny, I know this will boil your blood.

It's better to control her than have her control you. It's a gift from God. And he's referring to the dumb, stupid, idiot, moron girlfriend. Here's the thing, though. The stupider they are, the harder they are to control. It's sort of like a dumb dog's easy to train principle. Kind of. You're like, because it's like, well, the dumber they become, it's actually like they think they're smarter.

Like the further they get away from being smart is probably the smarter they think they are. Okay, I've been both. I've played the dumb idiot retard boyfriend where I just act like I'm super stupid. And I honestly find they don't mind it sometimes. And I've also had like smart girlfriends and dumb girlfriends. And there's very pros and cons to both.

Yeah. I'll tell you what, don't completely sleep on the dumb idiot stupid girlfriend. I'll tell you what, don't completely sleep on the dumb idiot stupid girlfriend. Yeah. I wouldn't totally sleep on it.

I've had both. You've had both. What do you prefer? That's a good question. Probably the dumb idiot. You think this guy's onto something with the dumb idiot

stupid girlfriend. Yeah, the dumb idiot. You don't want them to be too dumb. Then you have dumb idiot stupid moron kids though. Yeah, unless you, yeah, or you have to make more of an effort to not have them be dumb.

The problem is, though, if you have a low IQ girlfriend, then you have a low IQ, low T couple, right? So then you have a kid. Hopefully you have a kid that has her T and your IQ. But really what you end up with is low T, low IQ. And that can be problematic. Yeah, it's a tough one. I mean, there is a way around it but you're like with the

rearing of the children but you're gonna have to spend a lot of time basically telling them like convincing them that their mom is not to be trusted and so you're right because no but they might also be stupid that's the thing right so this is a problem but all of these guys all the bros in the forum were like pretty much in agreement like they were saying it was like hate speech but it was a lot of guys being like good stuff dude i wish i had one of those myself my stupid girlfriend wants to go to school you think oh buddy well you're you don't understand go back and get her ged and i won't allow it you're living the life buddy my girlfriend is trying to do drop shipping tutorials right now you're buddy you don't know how good you got it

with your dumb idiot stupid idiot girlfriend yeah so uh yeah it goes both ways i've had both another said it's nice to have a girlfriend who worships you that's a funny thing to be in a chat room being like i'd be fucking nice to have a girl that worships you man just fucking worships the ground you walk on what's that like it's like having a dog like seriously dude what's that like just having a girl that worships you man that's so so be so fucking sick oh i dog. Like seriously, dude, what's that like? Just having a girl that worships you, man. That'd be so fucking sick. Oh, I got a log off.

Mine's coming right now. That would honestly be the ultimate if you could somehow like in a lab combine What do you think is the perfect girlfriend?

Dumb, stupid, idiot, hot girlfriend. Okay, dumb, stupid, idiot, hot girlfriend. But the loyalty and the friendliness of a dog. You saying you want

If you could combine a dumb, stupid, idiot idiot girlfriend with a dog. Do you think that in the labs they should be breeding something like that? That would be, yes. And then you sort of come in and test it. Maybe a lab, yeah. And then you come in and you just like... But you can't look like a dog at all.

Well, you actually, you don't get to choose if it looks like a dog. Well, I'm not... No, you're trying to play God. I am trying to play God. I'm literally trying to... Yeah, well, guess what? Sometimes God makes, you know, a dumb, stupid idiot girlfriend that's, like, very loyal. Why wouldn't

the dumb, stupid idiot girlfriend originally be loyal? Because they're dumb and stupid idiots. Why can't dumb, stupid idiot people be loyal? I think the whole argument here that the pros in the chat are making is they think the dumb, stupid idiot girlfriend's loyal. I don't think they are. I think they... Why do you think they're less loyal? I just think... You're saying it's like these

hoes ain't loyal and the dumb stupid idiot girls are at home? They're dumb and stupid, so they wouldn't be loyal. I don't think that's necessarily any factual. Take the dumbest, stupidest idiot, like 70 IQ. Why are they less likely to like... I'd say the least loyal is 115 IQ

because they're scheming and they're Machiavellian, but they're not smart. Is there a woman that has that high of IQ? But they're like scheming yeah but they're and they're machiavellian but they're not smart is there a woman that they're not smart enough is this what are we just i guess we're just now i'm the one playing god i was a fantasy land over i don't know such a thing existed but all right i guess i'll suspend disbelief ryan um i was saying that uh you know like really when uh because people wouldn't say couples or argue it's like when you really know that a really like you're over a relationship is when you stop

arguing yeah when the girl's like machine gun Kelly's such a talent and you're just like yeah yeah sure think that I don't know you just whatever yeah yeah think that I don't know but I would say that even with like smashing I'd say as you get older the

difference is when people say i think what you would call maturity in a man is when you're like 20 you look at girls it's like oh i smash her when you're like as you get older you can imagine a little like the fantasy doesn't end totally at the smashing you kind of picture a little further than that you're like yeah but then she'd be here okay this is what it's like you kind of it doesn't just end at the smash steps ahead yeah i think when she's gonna be here next week when you're got something to do see what i mean when you're picturing as you get older when you're picturing a woman uh and like thinking about just smashing her i feel like the older you get the more you picture what happens after the smash yeah yeah like the next day you might picture the awkward you get, the more you picture what happens after the smash. Yeah, yeah, like the next day.

You might picture the next morning. By the time you're like 50, you're probably like, yeah, and then I'm gonna have to meet our kids. Like you're picturing days afterwards. Yeah. The older you get, the more you picture. That's the wiseness of age.

But I do say, I think I would disagree with you that the dumb, stupid, idiot Chinese girlfriend, the dumb, stupid, idiot Chinese hot girlfriend, that isn't loyal. I don't think there's any evidence to say the dumb stupid idiot Chinese girlfriend the dumb stupid idiot Chinese hot girlfriend yeah that isn't loyal I don't think there's any evidence

to say that the dumb stupid idiot girlfriend won't be less loyal yeah maybe not less loyal I just think they're they have all sorts of things just rattling around

up there that could kind of easily persuade them yeah okay oh you're saying they could be like some other

shiny guy could take them away yeah they're dumb, stupid idiots. Yeah. I mean, I still think that I'm holding strong. But then again, with the dog analogy, dogs are super loyal, and they're the dumbest. Well, what about...

Dogs are super dumb. If you actually think about it, do you not think guys are... A million people have said this, but you're making the wrong analogy because girls are more like cats, guys are more like dogs sometimes. No, but that's what I was... Well, sure, but I was just saying in terms of dogs are stupid and loyal so okay oh you're just saying in terms of a dumb stupid idiot pet yes well they basically said the hong kong discuss uh forum the hong kong discuss forum is what it's called has no options

for users to report this hate speech or offensive comments but so far it hasn't really been what I've seen as offensive comments. It's this guy's like, look at my stupid, idiot, dumb girlfriend. She's Chinese and I love her. And then the other guys are like, I wish I had a dumb, stupid Chinese. You think they all bring out the fact that they're all Chinese? They're like, we're all Chinese, though. I think they're all still saying that. They go, man, I fucking wish I had a dumb, stupid, idiot, Chinese girlfriend.

Fucking, you're so lucky, dude. But no one's saying like a dumb, stupid idiot Chinese girlfriend. Fucking, you're so lucky, dude. But no one's saying like, oh, she's so stupid. That is a small sample size, too. Yeah, and that's really small. Because with the batteries, so she went out to get the batteries for the tree. Apparently, she's dumb doing dumb, stupid idiots. And then he goes, she bought one of every type of battery. Because she doesn't know about batteries.

She didn't know what AAA batteries were not to put but like she might have some other skills where it makes up for like because like my girlfriend like you know

I don't know if she's quite a dumb stupid idiot but she has some things where I go like I can't believe you don't know how to do that that's what I'm saying though

I think that's like she didn't know that like like up until recently that if you put a lid on a pot it boils faster that's funny like it's really like

you're like i know this when i was seven uh-huh and i'm like she's like really i'm like yeah you're crazy i'm always like crazy i'm always like uh astounded by the things people don't know you know what i mean like yeah you know like movies or someone like that sure but this is like a basic life thing this isn't even like great you're not into movies but you're like you never boiled water i dated a girl that didn't know that you're supposed to put wieners in the craft dinner i was like fucking you learn that when you're eight it's like stop it yo where's the dream in the cheese literally this girl she she makes beans and she puts them on she doesn't realize that you're supposed to you white toast and put that untoasted into the beans

I've been around a lot of wieners in macaroni and cheese yeah you have yeah you fucking have that's why you that's why you think that the stupid idiot

dumb girlfriend isn't loyal I don't know if I've ever had wieners with macaroni and cheese cut up in them that's fucking blasphemous

you think you could is there any is this wiener kosher I want well it's definitely not kosher but can you I wonder if you can order that anywhere like is there a restaurant

in New York City where you can show up there and be like I would like macaroni and cheese with wieners in it I'm not telling you because then you're gonna go have you ever ordered

you're gonna go gentrify it I'm not telling you I'm not gonna tell you my spots where you can go and gentrify it in Toronto I used to have this spot where they basically gave meals to homeless people yeah and it was near a studio that I was recording at where you can go and gentrify it. In Toronto, I used to have this spot where they basically gave meals to homeless people.

Yeah. And it was near a studio that I was recording at. And you could go there for $3.50. You'd get like a full breakfast any time of day. And like the fixings. Sounds like a good spot. $3.50 Canadian clams. Nice.

Yeah, exactly. And I'm never telling you where that is. It was on Carla. But that's all I'll tell you. Carla, I'm not going to tell you. That's the only thing I'll tell you. Even if I'm in Toronto. No, because you would try to go gentrified.

As soon as I tell you, you would go, you would be like telling everybody of yours. Can I get a reservation? Can I get a reservation for 18? You'd be telling everybody of yours. We caught that, Ryan. This is what Danny's going to be doing.

Danny's going to go with his buddies. We're small hat friends. He's going to be like, hey, do you mind if we order 4,000 meals today? And then he's going to open up a stand outside of it selling them for the real price. It's called breakfast arbitrage. I want to buy every breakfast meal that you have today. Then he takes them and sets them outside and sells them for $6. It's like the Amazon sellers, but this is the breakfast version of it.

Well, so anyways, to wrap up this story, the Post has now approached this man who made the Post in the Hong Kong discussion forum for a comment, but he's yet to reply. So we don't know what he thinks about the guys agreeing with him when he's talking about it. They wouldn't link to his channel. That sucks.

Yeah, yeah. Well, they play on one of his videos I saw. Yeah. Love this guy. Well, anyways, the jury's out. You think, I think there's pros and cons. That's what I'll say. Yeah.

I think that the dumbness versus smartness versus hotness. Worst combo, dumb know-it-all That's like maybe the worst Dumb know-it-all is the best Dumb know-it-all is maybe the worst Because yeah, their personality has to factor into it a little bit Of course, but then you're like It's a know-it-all

But then all the things that they're know-it-all is about the wrong 95 IQ know-it-all is the worst type of person Period, male or female Yeah, agreed, really bad Okay, so Speaking of dumb know-it-alls Yeah So, we've been sliding in and out of topics today

Because I have very good transitions ryan's trans yes the so i brought this up a long time ago and i've dated girls and i'm currently that uh all believe that they're internet sleuths right yes and i told you that with this guy so the oh hot uh the idaho murders yeah which is like the hot you know topic right now they got away with it guy got away with it for a while they didn't know what it was and it was like turned out to be the craziest thing in the world and the internet sleuths which is women that have it's like canceling on crack yeah because normal canceling it's like you know they're like let's get to try to get this fire from his job blah blah, blah. It's like, this one is like, let's find a guy, and for something that he didn't do, try to get him imprisoned for life.

Yeah, and like with very little... And they get it wrong all the time. And again, they're not operating with... It's not like, here's all the information available to everybody. You know, do with it what you want. Right, they don't even have any... They're like, there's all this information that it's private because it's like an ongoing investigation, and you don't have any of it.

They have none of the info. None. A lot of the things that they do, the police have to give out information because they have to be like, please stop doing this. That's not what happened. Yeah, for sure. They're like, we've already ruled that person out as a suspect. They have an alibi. And then these people are finding the person's work.

A lot of them have like a million followers because they built their internet sleuthing media accounts. Yeah. And they're always wrong. Yeah, they're always wrong. And then they basically sick like all these people on it. And there's just some guy that like works at the gym or whatever, some girl that maybe works at the gym also. Yeah.

And then they've got... It's like a modern day To Kill a Mockingbird. Thousands of people commenting, you're going to pay for what you've done. For sure. I mean, you're like, you murderer. And you're like you murderer and you're like what yeah like walking down the street and a lot of times it's like their friend that was murdered too right yeah so remember when there was that big talk about that uh that uh woman who was found on top of the roof that was the first one where the internet sleuths were really getting out of control but i told you the internet is just

exposing people exposing people right now. Yeah, well, hopefully these people get sued. It sounds like this one chick might get... Oh, that's... The sister of the hoodie guy seen with the Idaho victims responds to harassment from online sleuths accusing him of murder.

And the murderer is actually a pretty crazy thing. It's this dude that basically... He's like a Dexter kind of dude. He was like super into criminal. Yeah. He was like a criminology student and he was into that. I mean, some people just have a taste for that shit.

I'm surprised that this hasn't happened more though. So basically, this guy's watching all these murder docs. He's getting his rocks off like how they do. Yeah. Basically like a chick. So this guy's you know mainlining murder documentaries to the point where he decides he's gonna be like a murder major yeah he's like a phd criminology he wants to be a p well he got he got his master's in uh like

murdering yeah and then his phd in you know finding murderers yeah and then he he weaseled through his phd he basically weaseled this job where he gets to go and interview the killers yeah and he's asking them questions like what was the thing that got you caught like what did you regret about he's getting all this scoop not i don't know do you think he was ready to murder then or do you think that that was like he was getting his taste i think he was has had a taste for this for a long time. And he's just like, this is something that has to happen. Yeah. The question is, was he trying to murder one of them or all of them?

I don't know. So he's going to prisons, talking to felons. And then he ends up, he tries to go clean. Just like the cleanest murder possible. And they did catch him. And you were saying you had a scoop on that. Well, the crazy thing is how they caught him, which it almost seems like it'll be very hard to commit any kind of crime in the future like period it's

because they the way they caught him is some family and the same way they caught the golden state killer which was like uh this guy who was like a cop who was murdering people in the 70s and 80s and they caught him like four years ago yeah it's because one family member of yours at some point on your family tree does a 23andMe. And then that goes into like a database because you don't realize that- Do you think 23andMe was like sort of a government op?

I mean- You convinced everyone to put their DNA in the system. Yes. And the thing is- How is 23andMe allowed to like give that to them? Because they don't- When you do a 23andMe, you're agreeing that like,

they can do whatever they want with your dad. Like it's in some sort of public thing or whatever. I never did one, but some people in my family already did. Yeah. So it's dude, if someone in your family, they did.

My grandfather did when he found out he was 2% Jewish. There you go. So any member of your, uh, like family now that becomes a serial murderer will likely get caught. Well, that's, I guess I won't become a serial murderer.

That ship sailed. But it is crazy. Like, I mean, I don't know really the ways that that could be misused in terms of like maybe falsely accusing people. But yeah, I mean, like that covers a lot of people. If you think about like the degrees of separation stuff like that, probably, one person in your family one person could cover hundreds i think one person's probably done everything you know yeah yeah so they basically don't leave that dna behind people yeah don't leave that you got it and the drake thing too make sure you put hot sauce on your dna but um so these guys so far this she has, now she's deleted the videos.

That's all they ever do is they just delete the video and pretend it never happened. Yeah. But she goes, uh, she, she shares screenshots of the many hateful messages written about this show Walter guy doing an investigation. So this is kind of the actual, you know what, when you talk about the other thing and they're like, it's hate speech to these guys being like, I wish my girlfriend was dumb. Yeah. Which is like something that girls would say about dudes like

all the time like it's so standard saying it's somewhat jokingly somewhat jokingly and then and honestly it wouldn't even affect me if my chick was like oh ryan's my boyfriend's so dumb i would be like yeah whatever well we know the truth yeah yeah we know the fucking truth what's the truth that i'm not dumb correct yeah danny's got my back yeah are you listening because i ain't i'm not dumb you're dumb you're down you're done bud so then this university professor basically all they do is they have to find a little piece of link like the one guy they found a picture with him like she's a psychic this tick-tock. Oh the next this is the even crazier one this girl She's a psychic. Oh, yeah

Right. Yes. So this other guy but there's like five of them. They look it's literally like South Park You know what? I mean, there should be lawsuit like I would be you know, well this one there fine Yeah, yeah, you can if someone has a get getting millions of views on something calling you a murderer baselessly, I feel like there should be grounds for some sort of lawsuits. Well, I don't know if any of them have gone through yet. But yeah, so anytime that they look up their name or anything for a job or anything like that, that's what it shows. Yeah, it says here you were accused of murder. She wrote a murder, multiple murders.

Yeah, you're basically going for a job, and then you have be show up to your job interview being like oh it's a misunderstanding to be honest if i was gonna hire someone i looked them up and the first thing was like you know it's on you know they're top suspect in a murder investigation you know i'll probably wait for that to get clear yeah a little yeah and i imagine you're not giving them especially since i'm hiring them to do crime and it's gonna be a lot of heat on them yeah yeah but this person texas-based um the the texas-based psychic said that they use tarot cards to solve mysteries so to be honest you ever hear that they use psychics in the police force every now and then is that true i don't know and like i feel like i've seen some a and e thing where they're like in the psychic

led them right to the thing there is i think one psychic that probably was actually good at you know figuring out things and then that psychic that i can't imagine that psychics have helped with that many i know they've made 10 000 movies about this and stuff like that but i can't imagine this is the peak like when you say crystals taken to its extreme this is toxic femininity where instead of police i guarantee you more more psychics have offered to help out and like just we're good no negatively like where they're like you just wasted a month of our time sure on this fucking nonsense you just like you let us here they're like there's nothing here you're just like yeah they're leading you to like shacks in the middle

of the woods they're like i swear it's somewhere yes but you have to understand i pulled the magician card and that's so this to me is toxic family when you've got these this is where you go listen if you want to be into crystals be into crystals and magic and all you know but you better be like a wacky lady at a farmer's market i I don't need, I don't want a doctor. I don't want the police using. Look, if there was a fucking crime solving psychic that was actually reliable, every person on earth would know their name.

Well, I'll tell you what, if there was a crime solving psychic that was actually reliable, they would probably switch professions and be a stock market predicting psychic pretty quickly. Of course. Unless, but I mean,

I guess if they were like, I don't know what kind of resources it requires, but if you could just call them up being like, Hey, where's his body? And they go, uh,? Of course. But I mean, I guess if they were, like, I don't know what kind of resources it requires, but if you could just call them up being like, hey, where's his body? And they go, it's here, and this person did it, thanks. I'm a little busy. Okay, fine. How much you got for me? Ten bucks.

Okay, he's under the river. Check the river. Check the river. So, yeah, I'm not picturing a reluctant, like, you know, it's got to be some wacky lady. But there's probably a couple that are like, do you think there's any that's to be some wacky lady but there's probably a couple that are like do you think there's any that's just like some dude named jim smoking a cigarette he doesn't want him he didn't ask for this gift you know he's got a porn hub shirt on no no i don't think so i don't i just don't think no it's a wacky aunt yeah it's somehow weaseled her way

into being a psychic and then she's legitimately does their psychics online on tiktok so she doesn't even get hired by the police she goes well i guess i'll have to work you know we'll do our operations tandem like you do your operation you don't interfere with me yeah yeah get out of your jurisdiction pal listen if you don't want to hire me that's fine but just stay the fuck out of my stay the fuck out of my way pig listen i'm gonna get to the bottom of this you do you do what you got to do. I'll do what I got to do. You're doing the cards.

Go, I just pulled the pig card out of my way. Listen, we're both trying to find the body. We both know who's going to get there first. I'll tell you what. When I solve the crime, you can buy me lunch. So that's what this stupid bitch is doing yeah 2.5 million views on videos accusing a person of murder based on tarot cards and then and then they came out and the cops were like yeah we cleared that person so long ago there was they legitimately had an

alibi their prints weren't anywhere near it blah blah blah blah wasn't the problem is too is like like i guess it's obvious but like it's not even like this person it's just like the idiots who are watching that and then they're like we should do something now but they're they're just like they watch this psychic and then no i know people like this yeah they're just like it's their it really is their sort of uh dream to be like a pi you know what i mean it's's like a, I mean, think about like girls with like the internet a little bit being like, ooh, what's this gossip?

Like, what's this? It's like they want to use like gossip internet sleuthing to solve a murder. Of course. And their dumb crystal like tarot card shit too. It's like the ultimate. The best. It's like the ultimate like, you know.

It is all their favorite things in the world. Endorsement of all their stuff to be like, yo, you know how you like your boyfriends are saying all this stuff stupid well yes queen because we just solved the murder right it is the ultimate it's all of their favorite things it's crystals murder them being the hero yeah it is the perfect storm but the problem is they're like legitimately messing people's lives up big time, right? So I don't necessarily endorse this. And people who aren't even involved.

It's not even like they're just finding some stranger and being like, that guy did it. And the guy's like, what? Yeah, yeah. No, actually. Yeah, I live in the town. If anything, I just went to the funeral because it was a good friend of mine that just died. Yeah, and they go, that's what the real sick ones do is they go to the funerals. They want to see that body get put into the ground last time.

That's why I was saying it's sort of like South Park. Because you know how the internet can get people so just like with everyone, with the pitchforks running one way and they're like, it was actually that guy and they're all with the pitchforks running the other way. It really does feel like this because everyone in the comments section that's like on board with the psychics, they'll be like, it was this person. She was like, oh, my reading was actually off. It was actually off is this person they're like let's get him then you know and then they're they people are in the comments like makes me so fucking sick that he could do this i wonder how she's saving face like is she like i use the wrong deck everybody my bad

well when they got mad at her before the person said he was suing her and she goes yeah i i look forward to him sue or her suing me but she's gonna have her hands full with a triple homicide case against her so good luck with that yeah good luck suing me from an orange jumpsuit like it's gonna be very difficult that you're i think you're gonna have a lot on your hands trying to sue me when you're getting tried for murder bitch yeah that's what happens like professor yeah i guess if that woman's wasn't even a good guess lives in america but like what happens if like someone does that and they're like yeah i guess if that woman's wasn't even a good guess lives in america but like what happens if like someone does that and they're like yeah i don't live in america like good luck

suing me i live in fucking europe well i think that's probably the issue yeah so it's very difficult to sue someone different country right yeah i saw that uh logan pauls says he's gonna sue coffee zilla i heard that too and what i didn't realize is our buddy amish has a podcast with coffee zilla he's like a big internet guy. And I actually did their podcast a couple of times during the pandemic. And I didn't even realize it was that guy. Well, it wasn't him at the time. Oh, you're saying now. I think he still called himself that.

No, but that guy's been so popular. It's all over the YouTube algorithm. Yeah, it's huge. I see him popping around. And then I was like, who's this guy? And then I didn't realize I'd done podcasts with him or whatever because of Amish. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, he's making him and Logan Paul mad beef,

but Logan Paul's going to sue him. What do you think of that? I think it's total shit. Do you think that Logan Paul thinks it's a scam or no? Yeah. So basically... I watched the video yesterday, the Logan Paul video. I don't know if you saw it. His rebuttal.

His rebuttal. So basically he had this crypto suit. I mean, the truth is you could probably, I don't think I need to watch. I'll tell you what, I'll be like the internet sleuths on that one where I go, I'm the internet sleuth that just works on instinct

where I don't have to watch either video. And you're just like one of another like YouTuber with like a big crypto Ponzi scheme and you go, there's some shady stuff involved. I was like, I think I'm going to make my ruling on that internet sleuth style. Logo Paul, the funny thing stuff involved. And I was like, I think I'm going to make my ruling on that. Yeah, yeah. Sleuth style.

Logan Paul, the funny thing is Logan Paul's like, oh, well, Kavizila, you failed to mention that all the people who were working on this project were all convicted criminals. And you're like, yeah, but you hired them. Well, I think, isn't what he said that he was like. He's like, he goes, my bad. He was like, well, yeah, they scammed me too. He goes, they scammed me too. Because you're like, well, this is your project you all you hired them you're still responsible he's

like i didn't hire them like the person who i had in charge of that hired them and you're like well at the end of the day this is yours you're still responsible for it he didn't have a lot of people coming to his defense of the conversation yeah i think that's another thing where you're just like i don't i don't think that anyone there's just so many of these right now yeah dude every single the truth is though you have to admit that if crypto didn't like crash all of these could have actually been like making people money of course it's i mean it's the it's the warren buffett thing it's like uh you know you only know who's swimming naked when the tide comes out that's a good line yeah however in this specific case the the tides went down pretty quick like a lot of yeah the like that's made same with madoff madoff only

got popped because the great financial crash happened in 2008 no but he had a good run i'm saying all this he had a really good run it went from like the peak in the pandemic it was almost like people had like it went from everyone's buying an NFT. Justin Bieber bought this thing to like five months later. It was like, everyone lost all their money. All of these things are a scam. And then I guess now afterwards, people are like, yo, this thing was flimsy.

And it was like, yeah, because they all required this thing to keep going up. For sure. But also I guess they're saying that with his thing is they're like, well, we were promised a game at the end of the day like at least and then his he says he goes the game's coming he goes the game's coming who said the game's not coming it's coming and of course you're like well this is the thing that has to save your ass i guess the game's coming i hope the game comes out and it's just like basic pong it's well it's like some it's the latest thing you're like adults are like i put 480 grand into

this egg and it's there was supposed to be a lizard inside but i couldn't open the egg and you're like i don't know no one's buying the i'm not feeling bad for anybody involved to be honest but just watch like like the fellow man that got yeah someone so as a fellow swindlee, I'm just like, yeah, dude, shit happens. You don't think that, does that bother you seeing like other swindlers where you're just like, you're all the same, you fucking. Other swindlers? No. Well, no, I mean, people, I guess there's some things where he made promises that he

didn't keep. I guess that's a different thing. But for people to be like, my egg's not worth as much as I thought it would be worth. You're like, yeah, that's. I do see how see how like listen if you are a big like star or whatever and every person's being like they for a while every person would be like hey you've got to start your own whiskey line you got to start your own perfume line you can make millions this guy made millions this guy made and then all of a sudden every team in the world's coming up to you and be like hey you have to start your own nft look at this one just did it and everyone's making money you're

like okay i'll do an nft thing and before you know and you're like yo you just uh are at the head of a pyramid scheme you're like what you're like you're the face of a giant fucking scam yeah you're like wait what you're like this is one of like that i do agree with where i'm like it's probably one of like you know 50 things he was doing but i guess he was hyping it up like on his shows and everything sure yeah yeah talk about a lot it wasn't one of those things where he's like yeah i got a whiskey coming out no no i'm not i'm not trying to uh be a apologist or whatever yeah but i'm saying out of the like tons of people that did it i'm sure that there's some that they just got like oh okay i mean yeah everyone's doing it

okay i'll do it of course like people are so like literally what it was i mean how many i mean i'll tell you what i've gotten offered like what's that i won't even name them but there's like you know i've told you but like i got offered like big stakes and all these like weirdo cryptos that like promoted on this show and stuff like that yeah and you're just like no i'm not getting involved in all those and to be honest like two or three of the ones that people were like you'll get involved with this like you know six months later i see all these youtube videos popping up being like yeah that's a huge scam yeah but i at the time i was just like probably is a scam but also i was just like i don't know enough about

this stuff yeah like you have to basically if you're willing to promote you have to be allowed to say in the promotion you're like this might be a scam and then they don't want you to say yeah but you're like no they want you to be on the thing and being like holy shit no they what they want you to do is all the moon boys unite mount up yeah they want you to like change your whole thing where you go listen i'm wearing moon shoes listen up moon boys and you have like money coming out of your pockets and stuff like that we just have a big floating because we're in space we just have a big bag of cash on the table like Like, listen, all you moon boys, we're going to buy some, you know...

You cannot go wrong here with the fucking... With MoonCoin, which is probably a real thing. Yeah, so anyways, we tried to start a boys' coin, but it didn't work out. No, it wouldn't work out. But that was only going to be like, basically like a replacement for a Patreon.

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you got and then what i said was daniel i said verbatim word for word word, I said, Daniel Polishchuk. Yeah. The mouth. Look, I've been very consistent. I said she should hit you. I've been very consistent in my life. You should never hit a woman unless she deserves it. I thought you were going to say you should never hit Dana White. That's a good one, though.

Her UFC career is fucked. I have been on record for the last 10 years saying, anybody touches Dana White. It is weird, though, that she hit him, and then he wasn't into a chokehold of some sort. It is. I'll tell you what. That video was a tough watch, buddy.

Yeah. That watch and that, because here's the thing. I have that thing in me where it's like okay imagine like stabbing someone or whatever right yeah like why would you never accidentally stab someone it's like well because that's not in my repertoire of things i would do right yeah but i also wouldn't like accidentally hit a girl because it's just not in my like repertoire of things i would definitely hit a girl no but like you don't go like oh i got carried away i was too drunk i would never do that like that would just never happen to me because it's not in my like repertoire no i'm not a no

do you remember that one but i mean i guess it's one of those things where it's like if a chick's just hitting you over and over again then you're like at some point i feel like i might snap well that's the i think that's the question how tough's the girl like there is a point where it's like imagine she's probably training with fucking like george st pierre or some shit as her personal trainer well it does sort of but that it wasn't watching the thing it was like a normal like woman pod yeah i was like she and then i don't yeah i don't know he came out and sort of has like a big like i've never done that before a heartfelt apology no excuse for this so there's yeah not a crazy man more to say but one of the interesting things that it sort of did bring up on the internet that everyone sort of you know obviously like the these are times when it's

like okay so you admit they're not equal then you know i mean that is the most obvious thing like are men and women equal no but the interesting thing that was kind of like uh was thinking about was by law it is probably the same law like if a girl comes up and hits a guy and a guy comes up and hits a girl they're both actually are assault of course yeah yeah i don't think there's any uh like in law for like a violence against a woman versus violence it's just violence maybe it's a hate crime if we have so the reason that i think it would never get prosecuted is because no guy would have the guts to press charges where the cops come after the girl slapped you and you call the cops and you're like, do you want

to press charges? And you go, yes. Well, I mean, there's no shortage of episodes of cops that I've seen where, you know, they could, they show up for a domestic dispute. And then a lot of times it's just based on like what marks there are on you. So if the guy has like a scratch and he's bleeding and she's got nothing on him, she's going

away. It's not even up to the guy to press charges. They get called on a domestic. So what about this then? Wouldn't this have to knock you out of the game? This was in like fucking Puerto Rico or something. Is that what it is? Yeah, yeah. He's like.

He wasn't even in America. He's off the reservation. Yeah, yeah. This wasn't in America. I mean, I guess Puerto Rico is kind of America, but like not. But yeah, it wasn't in America that it happened. It was like. So if that happened here, would it be like not up to him to press charges?

I don't know. I think it's like state by state kind of thing. But I do know that like I've seen on cops where they show up and they go like, yeah, he's got blood on his face, so you got to go. And like they arrest her. So then what happens though?

Because I guess a lot of times... I don't know about charges being pressed, but they arrest her. I would assume what happens is like the judge doesn't give as harsh of a sentence kind of thing you know what i mean like if a guy comes in and the girl's got a black eye it's one thing but if the guy comes in and the girl like slapped the guy and the guy's sitting there and the judge is like yeah i mean i don't know max you're doing a couple hours community service oh yeah imagine i don't think women i know your girlfriend slapped

you and then she did it two years. But like if you punch your girlfriend in the face, you're doing like time. Yeah. I don't know if you'll actually go to jail. That's what you think, huh? For punching your girl in the face. Like will you go to jail? You don't think so?

Like you'll be incarcerated? You don't think you'll go to jail? I think you'll go through the system and you'll like. You get a few warnings? You'll. I mean, no. You might have some sort of community service, some sort of fine, some sort of like treatment. I think I don't know. That's like violence.

I don't serious. Yeah, but I don't like for your first thing. Like, I don't know if that's like. So you think it's first one's free. It's not free. It's going to cost you a lot, actually. But is it are you going to be incarcerated because of that? I don't I would say no.

But I do wonder, like, do women and men like i'm sure there's some stats on this like for the same crime do they get the same amount of uh time i think they know well my point that's the point i was making technically yes but they're all a variant and it's up to the judge and the judge is always going to judge the guy harsher yeah so it's same as like divorce court or whatever the rules aren't supposed to be in her favor but it's just that's how the judges call it yeah or anything like girls get softer sentences for things that's just like a known fact girls are treated better have it better than it's just a softer sentences is the big one yeah for sure among a few other things yeah yeah but um i just

told you the the one uh remember the one did i tell you the one time that i've tried a white night where there was so i was outside of a, basically, I was in deep Brooklyn, and there was this guy that was yelling and screaming, and then he started hitting his wife. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I got involved, and then basically I was like, okay, yo, hey, what's going on here? Was this love of the chicken or something?

I said, excuse me. Excuse me. No, you were like, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah, I was eating food. excuse me excuse me excuse me yeah I was eating food I was like guys excuse guys guys guys I was like what did you do

you know but then so basically I came up and I was just like hey this has got to stop sort of thing like what are you doing sort of thing right like trying to stop it but not necessarily like you want to fight her you fight me you know yeah so basically and then the guy he was like no you don't understand she already ate and she's trying to get a second meal and this and that and then he immediately he looked at me and he was like hell those are cool tattoos

bro and the girl's like yo what is that it's cool and they both like turned to me and started talking about my tattoos and it was just like well this is like normal for both of them yeah yeah and they both like turned to me and started having like a super normal conversation with me and it was just like all right so you guys okay you don't want to new york is not a city you want to fuck i was left i left the stand the other night just around here on union square crossing the street to go to the subway, and there's this dude wearing like, looked like honestly like Joseph's Technicolor dream coat. But he's like a sketchy guy.

He has this white, long, like crazy colorful coat. And then he tripped as he was crossing the street. And I was like walking right by him, tripped, and a giant knife falls out of his like this big probably. Awkward. And he goes and he falls and I, like, this big, probably. Awkward. And he goes, and he falls,

and I'm like, what the fuck? Like, you know, just like a giant knife, and I was like, uh, and I just kept walking,

and he picked it up, and he like, laughed, he was like, oh, haha, he's like, oh,

whoops, I dropped my shit, and he like, put it in his, and he's like, walking away, and I was like, that's like, last night,

leaving the studio, walking away, there's a dude, walking to the subway, face completely bloodied, just like, walking down the street and you know they're a girl on our period you know they just passed a law in new york state where they they won't uh you if you're under 12 years old you cannot be prosecuted for any crime

other than murder so basically you got to get the kid dude so many kids are going to be in gangs now well did you see that kid, the football player kid? Uh-huh. Remember? And that kid's like a monster and he's 12 years old. You get that kid. That's what everyone's

going to be doing is getting kids to be in the gangs. I've seen The Wire. That's how you do it. Yeah, that's how you do it. You can't, but anyways,

apparently you could be imprisoned or arrested if you were as young as seven years old in New York State up until a few days ago. They put you in jail at seven? I don't think they put you in jail.

You do the crime, you do the time, Ryan. No, seriously. They're not putting you in jail, Joe, at seven. I looked it up. New York State arrested eight, New York State in 2019. But they almost get community service or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or they put them in juvie. They won't even arrest them now, though. But they arrested over 800 kids. What's the reason for this i didn't get it just because they say that like if you're under 12 years old you're just you're just like no you well yes but also that i guess they're saying you're like not mentally capable of except for murder crime except for homicide but like an attempted murder like do you think that was the guy not arrestable offense for an 11 year old yeah dude if i was 11 in new york i'd be fucking i'd be cooking so many

crimes dude those guys are just walking around teachers just like fucking oh teachers would be getting done smoked dude smoked in the in the cafeteria kicking their legs out just so they're just like teachers that like you you used to be your old teacher, just standing behind them while the guy pushes them right and left. What are you going to do about it, Mr. Koops? Yeah. Bitch. Yeah, so you just got to watch out.

I told you, I had like the one friend that was like, the public confrontation, that's why I was like, even if Dana White was like the type of guy that would get into these sort of situations or whatever, or no, like even if he was the type of guy that would get into these sort of situations or whatever, or no, like even if he was the type of guy that's like done this before, which he says he's not, and I have no idea,

obviously, but it does seem to me like he would be smarter than to be like in a crazy public place, like hitting his, like, it just seems like, I mean, for sure.

I would have assumed he was like a fairly like smart dude. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, he's like a fairly like smart dude you know what I mean yeah I mean he's on one of the most underrated influential men like the extent to which he's influential oh insanely so

yeah I mean I guess he was maybe like I'm at a nightclub not in America I'm like in my private section I don't know someone happened to be filming him from like

down in the lower level but also he's jacked up on T man you think he's jacked up on T and that's what happened fuck yeah look at him sure oh dude he's oned up on tea, man. You think he's jacked up on tea and that's what happened? Fuck yeah. Look at him. Sure.

Oh, dude. He's on all the like TRT. People are crazy though. Human growth hormone. And then you're drinking and then your wife starts hitting you in the face. You just grab her hands though when you're that big. Yeah. So simple.

Go for a face palm. Yeah. You don't do that. Yeah. Yeah. But like I told you there was one guy that's like pretty like well known dude that he was texting me and he was like oh yeah i just i'm out these fucking just gotten like a fight with a homeless guy outside of my house and like you know then they started

to he tried to put his tent up so i ripped it down and he's yelling at me and we got into a big fight it's like this city's crazy and i was like this guy's like famous famous and i was just like what are you doing buddy i was like okay can you imagine like i don't know any like actor guy or any like you know famous personality like real actual like popular just having like a video of them like ripping down homeless guys tents i was like are you crazy tough luck that's why i'm just like how do you be a public person and not be like so yeah you gotta you gotta be for sure i mean you gotta be way more careful with that shit i mean i just think it's like that to me seems just like obvious where i'd be like what how are you how'd you i mean i'm sure i'm sure he regrets i'm sure he was like i wish i

just walked away but you know also she shouldn't have put his hands on him i mean she's not she's not blameless that's what did well no obviously not but it was one of those things where it doesn't matter who's blameless like if you were if if uh that happened no one cares you know what i mean so there's like blames and then there's the scenario where you go who gives a shit like does anyone really like give a shit what she did? No. Like, you know what I mean? No.

Like, is he in any more hot water or whatever? So it's like, there's just, you can say there what you think is, well, like that's the same reason why he's not going out there and being like, just so you know, like partially her fault. Although he did sort of slip that in because he was like, you know, and I've've apologized to her she's apologized to me like he sort of slipped in that she was also sorry he goes you know and i know that i'm 100 a fault uh i've also been apologized to not that i needed it but that has happened she's admitted something it is crazy though i mean we've said this before with other people but it's like any you could reach the absolute stratosphere of success in

your life. You still cannot avoid this shit. You can't avoid that. You can't avoid. That's why they're saying you need a dumb, stupid idiot. Honestly, but she might be too dumb. And then she has that dumb strength or whatever. I don't know.

But like dumb strength. It's unavoidable. That is the real. You could have the perfect life. And then like everything going for you and you still just have a chick giving you problems. Never ends, right? Never fucking ends. You're like, I'm taking you all over the world. All this giving you problems. Never ends, right? Never fucking ends. You're like, I'm taking you all over the world.

All this stuff. We're going to Puerto Rico for New Year's. With my cage fighting money. With my cage fighting millions and millions. And she's still just like a piece of shit. Yeah. Fucking slaps you. What the fuck?

And again, not even like slaps you in private. Everybody knows Dana White. You're publicly getting. She's hitting you in public. Yeah. I mean, it's like hitting like the mob boss in public like the wife they're like what are you supposed to do so you're saying like she's staying with her mother and you never see her again you're saying you sort of that's how you'd react as well as what you you'd sort of you in your mind it's

tit for tat that's no i'd go closed hand. No, I'd go closed hand. I'd go, excuse me. I'd put on the brass knuckles. And I'd go, damn. And you have a little taser that you just give a little fucking taser. Taser is actually a good move right there. A tiny taser under the ribs. Everybody would be looking at her shoes.

I don't know what happened. His arms were to his sides. But the lowest amount, you just have a little taser under the ribs. That's how you keep them. And she goes, what? You but do you are you happy or sad okay so speaking of uh scams that we are sort of mentioned the logan paul thing or whatever but um and i did a video this week was about um all the guys that are getting rich by telling you how to get rich kind of thing and they like kind of did pretty good and so this the last few months

has been such a hot topic you know what I mean and then so the FTX founder who I was a friend of yours pleads not guilty how do you feel about that and what's your predictions for the new year for his future I think he's from the sounds of it sounds like he's fucked because

carolyn ellison and the other guy so why is he pleading not guilty then i think that's just a formality at the moment you just regardless of because the plea deal they offered him was still probably life in prison so there was no point in taking a deal yeah i i guess i mean the two people are like cooperating with the government They've pled guilty to all charges. And even with their pleas, they're facing 110 years each. So all of them are going to jail forever. Well, I guess the whole thing is they're going to go to jail for less time. No.

Like, say, Mayor Graffitis, he's not going to jail for life, but he'll get, you know. My guess is he'll spend somewhere in the range of actually 10 years in jail. What? That's it? Yeah. Because you don't even serve your whole sentence, right? Well, if you get 110 years, you think. No, you're not getting 110 years.

They say that's the max if you're guilty on every single thing. It's a big law episode today. Yeah. My guess is he'll serve somewhere in the realm of tent of i don't know kanye west is missing there's lots going on right now is he missing no i don't think so but this is where the rumors i think he just did every podcast that will have him that he's like he doesn't want to slum it to come on like the boys cast basically so he's like like that like that so we're we're the next tier down essentially we are one tier

down we're like one tier down he goes like he kind of was like that's all i can do that's all the big questions this is all that's available he's like kind of yeah we talked to tim pool we talked to yeah you're like you did that i don't know like you want to go on like turning point usa he's like not really yeah he did yeah probably a lot of the black ones won't have him anymore. No, that's too spicy. Yeah. Too spicy. No, like normal person. He already did like Pierce Morgan's and that sort of circuit.

Yeah. The big radio. That's what I think. One thing too is like, we know some people that know him now and none of them are posting about it and they're all pretty into conspiracy. So if there was like a conspiracy where they thought he was missing and the matrix got him, I definitely think that that people would be posting what do you think he did for christmas that's what i want to know that is honestly i want to know what december you know what i actually

think i think that he's got probably a still a couple like hot models that he's got on the run and he's probably smashing one of them just that's his christmas day it was either that or him and like nick fuentes uh watch like schindler's list no they watched like a youtube stream of a church service somewhere, like a really good one. He probably did some church-oriented stuff, yeah. But then the Andrew Tate thing, too. It was like everything was happening this week.

I know, the top G. I think I'm going to do a video about it, but I was loving the idea of the normal guy, just because I was sort of saying it in my normal life, just anything that's like, why didn't you do this? It's like, yeah, you don't know. It's like the Matrix is after me. Just everything that happens is the Matrix.

The bots, the bots, the NPCs, the Matrix are coming after me. It was like, why'd you miss your spot? It's like, you know, the Matrix, like, you know, it's like the idea of like your credit card. Like you got called, like, oh, they're taking down. That's how they do. They take down your financials. My credit card got taken away.

It's like, yes, because you haven't paid it. And it was like, it's the matrix. I had to declare bankruptcy. Yeah, I had to declare bankruptcy because of the matrix. Like, no, you're just an overdraft. Yeah, you just refuse to pay your bills. Hey, someone from the matrix is trying to, hey, if you don't mind, someone from the matrix is going to be calling asking for money in a little bit

that's a creditor yes a creditor for the Matrix I'd want to use that excuse on my girlfriend but then I'd have to explain to her what the Matrix is and that would take so long that I'd go like the fucking student the Matrix is trying to get me to pay off my student loans this fucking

Matrix officer aka the student loan officer I was like an idea of being like the matrix doesn't want me talking about masculinity at my job it's like you're a grade two teacher and he was like you're at you're a grade two teacher talking about like it's a woman's job to do this women should not be in the workplace and blah blah and they're like you're a substitute teacher for grade two and you're like yeah sorry the the matrix doesn't want me talking about these things in my workplace i hate the matrix you're like a sorry the the matrix doesn't want me talking about these things in my workplace i hate the matrix you're like a call center operator and it's just like everyone's

calling and you're just like you know i'll tell you another fucking thing it's like yes you're a call center operator you keep getting fired yeah yes the matrix so that was it but so one of the things i was gonna say was what do you think will happen when you have a prediction for the tape well i'll tell you what if i was going on the one thing i will say on the like on the conspiratorial side yeah is that it is like impossible to ignore the idea that you go every big guy and the argument on the other side like when you go alex jones andrew tate kanye west or whatever right like all these guys once it's, it's hard to ignore that. Like once they became the most hated guy, lo and behold, they like found something like,

like if, if Alex Jones was not the most hated guy, they wouldn't have like bankrupted him the way they didn't have the $250 million trillion thing. It was like Kanye West. I mean, his is a little, maybe more different because it was like the relationships with the specific people and he was actually hurting the company. You could say, but like the Andrew Tate thing, it was like Kanye West I mean his is a little maybe more different because it was like the relationships with the specific people and he was actually hurting the company you could say yeah but like the Andrew Tate thing it was like okay why didn't this happen like before it was like so I don't know there is something to be said about like as soon as someone becomes like the biggest guy in the world and he is hated it's like lo and behold they like find something I mean you

do bring a lot of attention to yourself though like uh you know you are bringing this crazy amount like in the event that he is actually guilty of some sort of crime which i don't know i'm not saying that but like because i was watching an interview afterwards but he does legit admit to things that are like pretty borderline crimes all the time in these interviews i thought that too when he was talking about on the like i can't remember podcast but he was basically talking about probably multiple but he was talking about how he scammed the guys out of money and he was like basically we had the girls being an only fans guy and then saying we're gonna run away from he just needs to send money to this bank account blah blah and it was like kind of like i pretty much like admitting to like extortion or something like i've heard like he's admitted to many things that you're like these are definitely

i'm not saying this is necessarily a crime but if you make yourself one of the most famous people on earth and another thing too is like he shits on romania in the sense that he's like yeah you can live romania just commit all the crimes you want and then i imagine there's some person in romania who's like well we don't really want that reputation so maybe like we should start looking into this guy and well do you think the united states government reaches out and this is i guess we don't know what we're talking about but do you think that the States government reaches out? And this is, I guess, we don't know what we're talking about, but do you think that the United States government higher-ups, the elites,

message the Romanian contacts who are like, listen, this guy's got to go? Possibly. Do you think who has a better chance of being the next president? But I don't think he's... I think that he walks on this.

That's my question. Yeah, I'm guessing he will walk, yeah. Yeah, I think he walks on this. Do you think he could ever be president? I don't know. He's an American citizen. Maybe. Born in America. Oh, he's an American citizen? Born in America, yeah. Yeah, I think he walks on this. Do you think he could ever be president? I don't know. He's an American citizen. Maybe. Born in America.

Oh, he's an American citizen? Born in America, yeah, even though he has that weird accent because he moved when he was a little kid. Okay, so he could be president. That wouldn't be crazy. Top G is president. Top Prez.

Top G and Kanye card. Interesting. Yeah. But yeah, no, I kind of felt like, obviously who knows what happened, but there is something to be said about, he did a funny interview after when he comes out, and he was just like, he goes, it's all lies.

He was like pretty high spirits, and he was like, the girl wasn't even hot. Her boyfriend, basically, she was at her house for a party, and she told her boyfriend these lies and blah, blah, blah. That was the old one. That was not the most. That was an old one? No, he's still in an old one no he's still in jail oh he's still in jail yeah he's tweeting though how's he tweeting uh they're like his team or they're planned or something he's not out oh okay i know the top g's uh he's still in prison his brother i thought he was doing streams and

stuff no no there's so much hard to keep track of it is because there was there was one person who was like he's out and then you're like, that was from the last time he got or whatever. So he's currently in prison in Romania. Yeah. Okay. So I don't, unless the matrix is tricking me. It's hard to know what's the matrix and what is in the matrix right now.

Imagine he, he comes out and he goes, ah, that was a part of me was with all the stuff he does. I was like, what if he like hired actors to rate his house? And then like, they could just,

and then just tell CNN, you're like, Oh, this guy got aided and then they would just run it you literally don't know dude i stopped taking viagra because i stay away from blue pills period no blue pills i'm just not in the market right now i gotta keep the matrix i'm telling you you it could be coming for you next i know not to imagine they connect make they make pull a shuck freed they make Polichuk freed. They make some connection. Yeah, of course. Turns out you're in that pyramid. Well, it's just like I walked by him

like one day on a street. The internet sleuths. The internet sleuths find Danny there and then the government has some reason they want to talk because you've been talking out against the Matrix and saying that everyone should have a stupid dumb girlfriend.

Yeah. And then all of a sudden, next thing you know, Danny's going to jail for tax evasion. Yeah. That's how it happens. They always get you know, Danny's going to jail for tax evasion. That's how it happens. They always get you on something else when they want to take you down, though. Oh, definitely.

It's all these rappers right now. It's wire fraud. That's like the craziest thing. Everybody always gets just wire fraud. That's what you get. America made this. You know why, right? Why?

How? Or how? Yeah, you know what the wire fraud thing is. It's like using the wires. You literally just make a phone call across state wires. Yeah, but I'm saying that's how they did it. They just go, yeah, you can't use our wires. And then you're like-

Not. But that's how they get you on every, like, that's like- I know. Even Sam Bankman Freed, most of his charges are just wire fraud. It is like a catch-all. RICO is the same thing where they go, you're just like, it's like you're- But that's like a different one because they have all these different, different like they can bug your house without warrants once it's like a recalcate this is just straight up they go yeah you use the wires to commit a crime and we made

that super elite but they don't need a specific charge when they have no charges they're just like yeah it's like we think you're running a gang that's why we should get into fucking carrier that's the rappers if you follow if you follow any of this rap stuff 90 of it right now is who's ratting on who and who's going to jail and like all these guys they're like record label was also sort of a gang and it was like that was one of those things where all the other guys were they were like uh you know there was every old rapper that was like like if you think about like snoop dog he has like a million songs about like how yeah i sex traffic girls i was an actual pimp and all this sort of stuff like you think those guys would be like sweating a little bit i guess maybe they they

have enough uh i don't know deniability or well who knows what it is but like so with all the the tate stuff where you go i don't honestly have no idea what would happen but to me it feels like uh whether or not there is merit, it feels like there's got to be some correspondence between the governments. I just feel like... It seems like... I mean, especially someone who's... Even if it was he did something,

I would say that it just feels like it always comes right when they need it. You know what I mean? For sure, for sure, yeah. But the people saying, oh, his pizza box. That's how the road. Like that.

Was that true? I feel like that wasn't true. Yeah. Idiotic. That went. But like that tweet. Every person said it was true. I thought.

Yeah. I felt like that didn't even make sense to me. Well, you're like, wait, you think the only way they could figure out if he's in Romania is by a pizza box? That didn't make any sense. On a photo? Yeah. They're like, they're that inept?

Yeah. I know. They can't figure out if he's in the country. I know. Everyone was posting it too. It didn't make any sense. Well, that's because they didn't like him. That's their dunk being like, should've recycled your pizza boxes. Well, they're in the Matrix. They're all in the Matrix.

They're a bunch of NPCs in the Matrix. They're bots. They're in the BetaTrix. You're not even in the Matrix. You're in the Matrix. Do you think there's like Patriot supplies? Do you think there's Matrix supplies? Like just like the next level up from Patriot supplies, Matrix supplies? No, it's just like wires that go in to feed you through your tubes. Just whatever.

Yeah, Matrix. Yeah, like lots of just nutrition pills. That you're going to need once everyone's in the Matrix but you. But you, yeah. And you're the only one not in your pod. Last person not in your pod. Yeah. I wonder if the,

that would, I would suck if like everyone was in the matrix, but you, and you're the only, yeah, you're the last holdout of the matrix. And everybody's like, just like having the best time in the matrix.

Matrix is cooking. Yeah. You're just like, which is like basically the metaverse would be like the matrix. Right. Yeah. But you're so stubborn. You're just like,

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all these pages that are trying to sell different ways to make money when I was doing this sketch. And I looked through and I found some of the funniest ones. And I found three or four articles that me and Danny looked through. And I just put them up a little bit in the sketch,

but it honestly is so funny, the pitches. Side hustles is by far the best, best right because the normal ones are all just like affiliate marketing crypto like a lot of them are just stuff where you're just like yeah it's a thing that probably some people have made money on but most of the time anytime it becomes somewhat trendy it's already too late yeah yeah once it becomes super especially anything that requires like you running ads on like google or something like once the whole reason those things ever work exactly people aren't doing them so once once it becomes like on these lists it's already kind of over even like airbnb that's what i'm saying is like the people buying airbnb it's like there's so many people that like have airbnbs right now and they essentially like you know it's rented

out sometimes and not other times and you're like you're net like you would have had 300 more dollars if you just had a tenant if you had a tenant for sure but i guess in times when we're really good then you have that upside but they're all the like side hustle ones are funnier because they're how to make like a little bit of extra money they're not even getting rich and a lot of them are the airbnb like just airbnb in your room and sleep on the couch and now you just got like some weirdos it's funny because you've, like just Airbnb-ing your room and sleep on the couch. And now you just got like some weirdos. It's funny because- You got some weirdos sleeping in your room

while you sleep on the couch to like make 40 bucks. Yeah, it is funny because this was a fairly recent article. It's like two months old and some of these are already made obsolete by the AI. Like a five or stuff? Well, one of them has become a freelance writer or proofreader or whatever. But you're like the freelance writing thing, like a lot of that is, if you use ChatGPer or whatever, but you're like the freelance writing thing.

Like a lot of that is if you use chat GPT right now, you're like, it's already obsolete. A lot of those are really like, it's keep yourself busy. Like you're retired. It's almost like, do you have a spouse that actually makes a living, but you need to kind of pretend that you're busy a little bit. Some of these are just like, this is like, yeah, it's a side hustle, but you're like, it's not really a side hustle. Some of these are jobs. So there's lots of different categories. The first yeah, it's a side hustle, but you're like, it's not really a side hustle. Some of these are jobs.

So there's lots of different categories. The first category, let's do that. The first category is ones that they say are side hustles that are just straight up a job. Yeah, just a job. It's like landscaper. You're like, just a job. I mean, yeah, you could do it part time. Like, yeah, go in your neighborhood.

Who needs landscaping services? And then if you become too successful that's correct you now have a job you could work part-time as like a firefighter and then oh not firefighters not even the right one because that actually did you do actually only work a certain days but it's like yeah you could work as a teacher and then finish your teaching job and then go landscape for three hours it's like a lot of them are that just like a second part-time job other than your real job which is not that's not really what like a side hustle is supposed to be no in the definition of the world like if you're like oh i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna that'll be sick i'll be like a uh have this side hustle and they're

like yeah a janitor at a school and you're just like well it's not really a side hustle secretary yeah uber driver babysitting it's like who doesn't know that's not available? Where you just go, yes, I know I could babysit. But a lot of them, too. I mean, babysitting is not. I don't think you can be a babysitter if you're over 15 or a man. You can't be a 40-year-old guy named Doug and just show up for the babysitting gig. Like, just have a profile on Craigslist for your babysitting services.

At that point, you have to be like a relative if you're a guy and old you have to be a blood relative that is most of these because a big part of them is in a lot of the schemes that they're selling is that like they're all like finding client base and they're just like yeah i'll be a little side hustle but most of the jobs are the type of jobs where it's like you do it forever and then basically you have like two or three people that type of jobs where it's like you do it forever and then basically you have like two or three people that are your clients where it's like yes if you're like a babysitter i guess in like i guess if you're a girl you can just go to the thing but if you're a guy it's like probably if you're a babysitter that like does a lot of babysitting

like really you have like one or two people that you watch for yeah and really the game is to find those people for sure and then just you're the go-to but you're also in high school well that's another one mowing lawns and doing yard work and shoveling driveways like these are just like jobs there's people who have those jobs you're like you know you start off as side hustles and they turn them into these like million dollar businesses if they're fucking hustling well that's what everyone that's the dream right there's always some guy on here being like i have nine you know i started with when i was 17 shoveling driveways then i got four people shovel for me now they got four people shoveling for them yeah and now i have 85 shovelers absolutely picking up trash is literally one of them brian winch has been doing this for over 30 years and calls it america's simplest business he says you're going to earn

between 50 000 and 100k a year to walk local parking lots and clean up their garbage so that's a job i mean i will say this your job is a trash and i'd say this without exaggeration the wealthiest people some of the wealthiest people i know in my life are all from recycling yeah but they own it yeah they have the trucks and everything from scrap metal essentially but like literally the like a handful of the riches like obscenely rich people well that's why it's not in the side hustle category that's like being an entrepreneur yes it is being an entrepreneur and it did start as a side hustle like you know it started when they started it was literally like you know a small gig in your back of your truck this is but that's like how nike started no but

my point was there's like a i hate that's the part that annoys me is when they say it's this way to make extra cash, but really it's like, what they mean is if you want to like dedicate your life to being an entrepreneur and that's all you're going to think about, and then you're going to start a business no matter what, maybe your first one doesn't work, maybe your second one doesn't work and you're going to be an entrepreneur and dedicate your life to learning about businesses, starting a business, figuring out how cash will work, figuring out how to hire employees. And that is very different from like, yeah, just out how cash flow works, figuring out how to hire employees.

And that is very different from like, yeah, just pick up a couple shifts, picking up trash. I mean, again, there's, why would you, unless you obviously live somewhere where there's no demand for it, but like Uber Lyft seems like the ultimate, like if that's available for you. Yeah, that's the best one. That's the best one. You work whatever hours you want. It's like the money's not bad. That is probably the best one. If you're just like, hey, I'm going to pick up a couple extra bucks here and there.

Yeah, you just turn it on and be like, I want to work for one hour. Way better than cleaning houses. Yeah, well, anything that requires a schedule is automatically worse. I know. Why would anyone choose to be like, hey, I'm going to take a part-time job as a cleaning lady. Why can't you just do Uber? I guess you need a car.

You need a car. You need a car, You need a car. Yeah. Uh, rent your home or spare room on Airbnb. These ones I like, that was my favorite one where it's like, basically they're like,

Hey, you need some extra cash. Just rent out your extra rooms. And people are like, yeah, if I had, yeah, if I had like three extra rooms,

I probably wouldn't be in this position. Like just rent out three or four of your Manhattan rooms. I mean, a lot of them do have things like that where they're like you know people might not know this but uh manhattan rooms are worth two hundred dollars a night so you're probably sitting on three or four of them yeah you're like eight bedroom apartment in upper east side just yeah listen if you're sitting in your nine bedroom apartment and you're only sleeping in one of the rooms have you considered renting out some of the eight other rooms to make some cash?

And I'm sure a lot of people are like, I have not considered that. Do you need an extra couple bucks a month and all you have to your name is this $4 million property on 50th Street? Rent out a room. Rent out the room and then why don't you sleep in one of the other spare rooms?

That's another one they have too is rent out your place for space. And it's like another thing where it's like, it says rent out your garage. And it was just like, I guess you could be like a family that's like super tight for cash, but you live in a home and no one knows.

But if you have like a house in Buffalo, like it's probably not that lucrative to try to find someone. I've seen people who actually convert their garages. I'm sure the guy doesn't like, I'm a big fan of it, but convert their garages into an apartment. Well, that's a different thing altogether. That's Kim Kardashian who's putting the dogs in the apartment now.

She's in trouble right now. I don't know if you know about that. You don't know the Kim K news? It's interesting that I don't because it's maybe the only news my girlfriend follows is Kim Kardashian. Oh, she's in hot water right now. She probably only tells you the positive things. She does.

She's a stan. My girlfriend's a Kim Kardashian stan. She doesn't like to tell you the negative things. It took me getting with my girlfriend to be like, who's into it? Before, I was like, who the fuck is into this shit? And I go, oh. No, I was telling you that. I jaded them.

Here's another one that was making me laugh. Accounting. Just do some part-time i'm not an accountant though well well you go get your accounting degree your designation it's it specifies this can be a great option with people who have an accounting background but that's one of those things where you're like so all i all i have you know i'm working i have i have no job all i have is this stupid accounting degree and I can't think of anything to do. And they're like, have you considered offering your accounting service?

I didn't. Well, that's what I mean. It's like legitimately some of them, they're like, have you considered offering accounting services? And you're like, I actually don't have an, actually come to think of it, I do get that accounting degree. Do you remember when like, right when, like basically, I don't think an actually come to think of it i do did get that an accounting degree do you remember uh when like a right one like basically i don't think they do it anymore but when i started comedy in toronto all these comedians were doing like lab lab tests

that's not the worst and it's not on this list but that was like a big that's actually an okay where tons of comics would be like yeah i'm like going to i gotta go like into this thing for like 10 days and they just like inject me with all sorts of shit but it pays like $7,000 I found out my dad was low-key going and doing like

like those things where you test a product oh really yeah and it was like years later he was like yeah I used to do you know five or six of them a year

and you go in you get a hundred bucks and I was like what he's sneaking off he just likes it he does he said he just likes it he just likes to go test the product funny yeah yeah they or they show you like a movie or whatever and you just oh yeah like market research yeah he was that's what it was he was doing market research and your dad's like jokes on them i get paid i like the movie because i just like movies become a coach so that's yeah. Things are going so great.

You're like, I mean, maybe one of my favorite things is life coaches just because you're like, none of you have your shit together. Yo, they're literally said that they go, Hey, is your life,

are you poor and you need some extra money? Have you considered becoming a coach for someone else's life? Who's poor? That's like basically my video. It's like they go, there's more than one way is to get paid as a coach we're talking coaching for sports but also life coaching career coaching so have do you not have a job and you're like poor have you considered career coaching yeah for other if you're

looking for a job have you considered career coaching like you're fucking crazy that is it's like if you're on this thing looking for side hustles have you considered you have to be retired at that point i'd be like this is the thing i want to do that's nuts become an event planner like those are all just careers yeah you don't be no my friend literally went to college to i have multiple friends who went to college to be event planners you don't just be like i'm gonna be an event planner does your friend looking for a part-time gig and you know she's a full-time event planner well maybe for a side hustle she could do some event planning on top of that some extra event

planning well that's the thing it's like have you considered more events yeah yeah that's like it's um it's kind of like the the the like ali g when he's just like everyone's ice cream everyone's gloves it's like that's times them together and he was like so how much you make event planning and he's like how many hours do you work 50 and he was like he's like i work maybe 40 hours a week and i make like maybe you know 70k a year the event planning and how many hours you work a week 40 it's like what if you worked 50 hours a week i guess i could make a little more it's like what if you worked 60 hours a week he's like i guess i'd make probably 85 then what if you worked 70 hours a week and he's holy shit wow i never how much do

i owe you for this 50 bucks 50 bucks for the life coaching yeah there's there is no shortage of selling baked goods so it's not a very good hustle but if you maybe uh i mean it is if you're trying to raise money for your kid's soccer team one time yeah I mean there's I'm sure a lot of bakeries you see a lot of bakeries and stuff where you're like this was just some you know someone was just making cookies and someone goes this cookie is amazing you could sell this and then

they drove their whole family into debt and their hobbies a lot of them are fine like even the next one reselling thrift items like really very few people make a ton of money on this but if you actually like doing this and you like clothes and then you make an extra there's these kids in whitby that i follow who have this like huge they were just like into thrifting and they have like huge thrift shops sure yeah yeah and then you open up a thrift

shop eventually yeah yeah washing and detailing cars that's right yeah and that's just like that's like landscaping you're like yeah there's right. Yeah, and that's just like landscaping. You're like, yeah. There's people who have become millionaires literally just starting washing and detailing. He's starting a detailing car detailing business. Like most of these things are the things that are on the papers where you take one. Like a lot of these things are just the, like people have been doing these forever

where you go take a thing. Renting out your attic. So that's maybe if someone needs to store bodies or something like that. But here's where my favorite one was. So is even better these are side hustles that are essentially jobs that like one in uh 10 000 people it works out for them when they put their full time into it so they they go uh modeling so if you're are you just looking for another side hustle to make some extra gigs it's like you could be uh

stock photographers are sometimes in need of subjects for their work so strike a pose be a nude model well that's that's the obvious one but that's the worst one is when you're the only fans person that you're just like you know i always love the like backup plan that doesn't work out where you're just like that's it i'm quitting my job i'm gonna be an only fans model and then you know two subscribers your brother and his friend for sure and now you're sending feet pics to your brother's friend for fucking three bucks a month see that's the thing that should be one of the things sell feet pics used underwear on craigslist like these are real actionable things modeling youtube channel host if you generate a lot of video views you could this is probably my favorite section

of the one article where they go they explain they're like professional hockey player they're like people who play professional sports are paid a premium for those you gotta start young but the payout can be very lucrative if you're over 35 this might not be for you.

The way that they fucking talk about these jobs is so ludicrous. YouTube host, you may not know this, but if you generate a lot of video views, you can earn money with YouTube's revenue sharing program. Yeah. So if you're just thinking about it, I don't know if you're not familiar with the idea. It's like Hollywood actor. I'm sure you've seen a movie before. Well, this may be news to you, but the people in that movie were actually just actors,

and those actors are paid a lot of money. So you won't just want to get an agent, and then the agent can get you into one of those movies. By the way, so I just, out of curiosity, I copied the title of this article, 27 Side Hustles, Ideas to Earn Extra Cash. I plugged it into chat GPT just to see what it spit out. Nice. Into the matrix. This is what the matrix was.

This is what the matrix. Here we go. One, rent out a room on Airbnb. Two, sell items on Etsy. Three, do freelance work on Upwork or Freelancer. Four, offer pet service. It's like the same shit. Holy crap. It's like the same shit. Holy crap.

It's like a person spent six hours writing this. Or they didn't. Well, no, because this came out before this was available. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's great. Podcasting. Literally, number 26, do event planning or catering services.

It's like, honestly, all the stuff on this list. Well, that job's done then. Yep. Because one of their gigs is like, do this. Offer lawn care or snow removal services. Start a blog or a YouTube channel. No, they can't anymore because now the chat PT is doing it. Holy.

It's making shit obsolete real quick. Chat top GT. Yeah. Chat top GT. That's what we just started. Chat top GT. Not bad. Podcasting. like these descriptions are killing me a large podcasting following can translate into serious sponsorship dollars

a lot of them are just like be famous yeah be a ceo yeah yeah fortune 500 company see the first one yeah there's two categories are one one that's like basically start a business be an entrepreneur yeah and yeah you're right if like doesn't matter what you do if you're like do that right and you're dedicated you work super hard and you do stuff that people like always eventually it might work out for you and when it does it can be successful or it can just be like you know a job that we work really hard at the second one is just straight up part-time jobs yeah the second one is just straight up part-time jobs yeah or full-time jobs in some cases and then the third one is be famous the third category is be a famous person yeah yeah it's like have you considered being the ceo of golden and sax just nowhere does it say like figure out what value

you can provide and then try and like like what are you good at? Well, it costs less than you think to start a podcast. And honestly, it can be a life changing project. So this is if you, yeah, for the worse, it will change your life. Yeah. I mean,

all of this stuff is like, just like anything. It was like, literally, you know, being a fucking UFC guy is like probably the worst job for almost everyone. Brutal. It is maybe the worst job in the world for almost everyone.

Pretty sick job for Conor McGregor. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, yes, that's a... The beating you take. I mean, at least I think about that, but at least for a UFC fighter, you're like, okay, I could be a teacher. I always think the people who are trying to make it in the NFL and you're like, there's no minor leagues for NFL.

It's not like you can go toil in the minors no they don't though they all go bro well that's what i'm saying but i'm saying like for hockey you can play in the ahl for like 15 years in the ahl you never play in the nhl make good money like you don't get injured in sports like that either i mean you get injured especially playing russian and those like those uh fairies over there yeah all those fucking you play in those european leagues those uh yeah yeah the soft european leagues or whatever where it's all the army or jagger still playing but um they uh yeah like the there's no minor league so you're like you're just putting your

body on the line i guess you just like eventually hit an age where there's just like no football to play so what happened with the concussion guy what concussion guy was a whole big well no the sorry the nfl thing that oh the guy on the bills yeah you were gonna talk about it you said oh uh what happened i mean he had a fucking heart attack and a lot of people were saying they should still keep the game going skip bailis is getting honestly i'm gonna say this is like he tweeted it right away i honestly people love piling on i don't think his tweet was that bad like he's just like he said because at the end of it he goes like you know it's not the thing to

even think about right now but he was just saying like how are they gonna this is an important game like how are they gonna make this up and you know it's a reasonable question i guess people are like not the time to ask this question skip this. This guy is literally dying right now, and he was. Like, his heart was stopped. So why did they cancel the game after that? Because it was, like, crazy. Because it was such a crazy thing. Because his heart stopped. Like, he's literally, like, he went to make a tackle,

got up to celebrate, and then just, like, grabbed his chest. And, like, they were, like, performing. I saw everyone saying that, you know, vaccine-related stuff. Well, that's the stupidest. Like, again, maybe. It's possible. But I'm everyone saying that you know vaccine related stuff oh that's the stupid it's like again maybe it's possible but I'm like you know to say instantly like it's it there was instantly anything there was a guy in the 70s because I was thinking I'm like I don't think I've ever seen that and I've never seen that but there was a guy in the 70s in the NFL who had a heart attack and died just like on the field and that game literally they played the next down 10 minutes later and he was dead on the field an nfl player wow and he literally like died of a heart attack

was dead they tried to revive him took him off the field in an ambulance and then there was like there was a pass thrown 10 minutes later yeah in that game and then but yeah anyway skip balis was like poorly timed i guess i don't think he was he wasn't saying like this is all I care about he's just like I guess I'm thinking out loud I don't know but he got dunked on real nice but I don't think they've said he sort of hasn't backed down on but the NFL doesn't have a vaccine mandate so it's not like a lock that he was vaccinated but I don't know. It's possible. I mean. Music licensing. That's another one. Singer-songwriter Kathy Heller has found a unique way to reverse engineer her dream job by licensing her catchy tunes.

So be a famous musician. Yeah. It's like legitimately they're just like sell your back catalog. Their thing is. No, no. It's worse than that, Danny. Sell your back catalog to TV shows and movies. Yo, they're literally proposing,

hey, are you not making that much as your job as an executive assistant? Have you considered selling your back catalog to Pirates of the Caribbean? What? I didn't even know that was an option. Well, just so you know, there's some shows. They're making another season of Yellowstone, and then you could get your songs on yellowstone cha-ching and if that doesn't work do you know that yellowstone is casting for lead actors they need lead actors desperately if you're looking for a side hustle president of the united states of america is a high-paying job that requires a

little bit of a background in politics, but not even necessarily a music licensing was good voiceover acting. Yeah. That was on the chat. GPT said that number 23 do voiceover work. How many people do we know that are, you know,

actually like successful actors and like all that stuff and do a million voiceover auditions and don't do that good. Yeah. I mean, I know people who are like really, and they're like do really good voice stuff it's just it's insanely competitive because it's just i mean the commercial thing is just straight up audition audition but the i'll tell you what out of all the acting auditions and every auditions i've done in my life voice acting was i shot way way higher than the average range. Because I guess I have a unique voice. Okay.

And maybe I have good mic technique or whatever. But I probably did 15 voice auditions and I've booked eight commercials. Really? I have like a... Even the agents and stuff like that said that I had the highest book range of anything. I don't think I...

Because I got so many different voices. I could be like this. Yeah. different voices I could be like this. Yeah. But sometimes I could be like this but then I could also be like this. You know every time

and then I could be like this but I could also be like this. You know what I would do is I had my one voice that I would do so they'd go they're like

they go hey we're looking for like a British guy I go no you're not. Well how we doing tonight? I'm here to represent Bud Light and they go well i guess we do want that yeah they go we thought we wanted a british guy but we didn't i guess we don't and they go hey we're looking for a dad we want him to be like you know kind of a we allow him a diet hello have a seat son they couldn't resist my southern my Southern accent.

Sam Elliott. Yeah, I don't know. We're looking for like a surfer guy. I go, just ride the wave, pal. That's definitely not a surfer thing. You go, there's some big surf out in Oklahoma. Yeah, but there's some big old, big old wave, jiggly waves. If you go out deep to the right spots, they go, let him work.

Let him, he's getting there. So that was one of the voices that I also did this bad boy a little bit. But sometimes I did do the announcer voice. Sometimes I would do this. This fall, coming to a theater near you. I actually never did a theater one, but I wish I did.

Yeah. I mean, voice work is maybe the easiest gig, but it's just hard to get but well yeah well i mean you literally have first of all it's impossible most of the time it's hard to even get the audition and then there's 25 people auditioning it's like not when i booked voice if you're already doing acting it's like when i booked voice stuff in toronto it was like what did you book weasel number three no i did a tim hortons commercial. I did a man buying one single Timbit. I'd like a Timbit, please.

It honestly was something like that. It was like one Timbit or one donut, please. But it's the easiest gig. They treat you so good. One gluten-free Timbit. Acting is easy, but it still sucks because there's so much waiting around with acting. If you go act on a commercial, you're waiting. It's a great gig.

I was making like eight grand sometimes for these fucking little things. But I'm saying the voice is like, there's no waiting around with voice as much. No, it's the best. It's like there's a catering. Yeah, but not everyone was blessed with a voice from God like me.

It's all random. Oh, yeah? Mr. Booked One Gig is- Go listen to the fucking radio. It's like some guy goes, hey, one tim hortons donut please listen i was blessed with a voice from the gods and i it wasn't good for anything all my life people telling me that i got a stupid sounding voice yeah until i entered the voice i guess you were blessed for the voice game in the sense you don't have like a thick accent from a different country because you never hear those you probably do now though. I don't even think so

I think the gluten-free Timbit number one dad is like a hard like hard And I accent Chinese like you've been in Canada for two years. I think so. Yeah, I don't think so Hi, I'm here Where were you your guy I like a testimonial for financial services is that what you were doing no it was tim hortons excuse me um could you tell me where the bathroom is i got a shit you played the guy that has to shit guy that's the shit number three and then they're saying like we're so nice we let everyone use the bathroom starbucks thank you yeah yeah starbucks commercial as the shit guy the starbucks commercial as a shit guy

okay we're gonna do one more thing i can't believe prostitution's not on the side hustles i know right that's a real good one they're not gonna put prostitution on the side also but they're oh yeah this is a christian website be the singer and be the singer in nxs just specific there's a well what was the one band um journey or something where they got the the nxs had the no but didn't journey was it journey who had uh the reality show no no they they had they they got the karaoke singer from the philippines oh yeah yeah just like replace them but that's i don't know if it was journey but i know you're talking about maybe it was yeah but yeah that's that's legitimately one of them is they're like start a band with liam gallagher make some extra cash i can't can't miss and it's funny

because the one thing they don't tell you is write these dumb ass lists and then serve ads they do they do i'm telling you i've posted i think one was in the video it's like some of them dude you never saw make a newsletter that's what you're making a newsletter this is a blog have a newsletter like that's a lot of them yes they're like you know start a new successful blog and the time when blocking is probably that is all time least fucking profitable yeah nobody responds It's something blue. Start a, I guess you can start a sub stack.

I love it though. Anyways, I wanted to do a few of them, but last thing was my mom, this is always my favorite because I always talk about this, that like one of my favorite things is that it's always like

there was that thing of people trying to live these alternative lives, but aren't ready to live the alternative lives. Then they make articles about why other people, it should be okay to do it. But this one is when they get the tattoos on their face, right? And it'd be like the guy that's like, I got fired from my kindergarten teaching job because I have black eyeballs and I'm scaring all the kids. And it's like a lot of times it is legitimately the guys get fired and they're like, the guy can't work here. And they're like, why?

The kids keep crying. Yeah, they're like, the guy can't work here. And they're like, why? The kids keep crying. Yeah, you're like, you scare them. Yeah, so this mom says she was told to watch her kids play through the window because of her face tattoos. Because she keeps scaring all the kids, right? Yeah. And this mom, if you see her, she looks like a ghoul. Yeah, but it sounds like she was scaring the parents. Which I honestly like him siding with the mom a bit.

I do know what you mean. I'm like, it's like, they were just like, yeah, the parents don't like your face you're like tough shit i don't know it's like what i'm not allowed to have tattoos on my face i like she looks like a bit like it is a bit much she's got all these crosses all over her face i do know what you mean but i generally in these stories it's because it's scaring the kids yeah but this one wasn't that i don't think because the kids were doing a play so she's just watching the play if you are doing the play though and you look down and you see that fucking ghoul ghoul in the front row well they just said can you sit at the back because you're so distracting it's like this person that shows up with the wacky hat they go you can wear the wacky hat

but you got to sit at the back a little bit yeah but if you're fucking big ass titty oakville teachers sit right up front ma'am right. Right up front, ma'am. Step right up. The teachers told me that they want you to go look through the class window and she's routinely prohibited from attending

the kids' school events. It is a little one of those things where I almost don't believe her story. If I was to say I agree with you, but there is a part also

where I go, it's somewhat unlikely that you just, that they've said you can't like sit in the part also where i go it's somewhat unlikely that you just that they've said you can't like sit in the thing it's like it's a you're allowed to sloan shared that she's routinely prohibited by attending the kids school events but yeah by who due to the blatant stares of other parents and children in attendance she goes here's where it gets a little bit on my side, Danny. Yeah.

Okay, ready? Look at this. Yeah. She's routinely prohibited from attending the kids' school events, either officially or due to the blatant stares of other parents. Oh, so she's kind of removing herself. Yeah, so she's not officially most of the time. She's banned because other people are staring at her.

And it's like, this is where I go, listen, you cannot turn your tongue into a lizard, get your full face tattooed, show up with your eyes blacked out, and then be like staring much? I mean, she's so into tattoos. So she has six? If you're going to look wacky, you're going to be stared at. Seven crosses on her face, just like Christian crosses. But you can tell, but they're over top. She's run out of space on her face.

Yeah, Tony, put this on the screen here. Yeah, so she's run out of space, so then she's just tattooing over. Oh, no, she's got way more than that. The photo's on the left and right. She has like 10 crosses. It's a rough-looking face. She just likes the pain of the tattoo. Would you smash that?

No. She specifically does not look good. No. I don't mind the girls with face tattoos i've sort of dated that type before i'm not i mean neck tattoos the close closest like if you have like something like a pinhead size like teardrop something yeah i don't know like nothing maybe a little dollar sign on the back of her neck so you can see that when you're smashing. Just like a cum. Either officially or due to the blatant stares. I mean, I feel like your life is a lot of things. Do you think the kids maybe said to the people too,

like, hey, can you please tell my mom not to cum? Every time she shows up, it's like such a big debacle. She keeps doing that lizard thing. Yeah, she's sitting in the front row while I'm trying to do, we're trying to do our rendition of Pinocchio. She's in the front row. Eating'm trying to do our rendition of Pinocchio. She's in the front row. Eating bugs. Pretending to be a lizard.

It's just a lot. Yeah, they got into the woods going with a bunch of three-year-olds. Eating bugs. Hey, do you want some popcorn? It's like, no, I brought my bucket of bugs. Yeah, but I mean, again, you have to realize that you have face tattoos like that like that like it's gonna cause you some problems that's what that's what always makes me laugh like i agree it's like yes unless you're probably can't kick them out of their own kids recital that's a little much but at the same time you go you cannot be flabbergasted but if you're but if

you're mayori like the new zealand people now like that's become like a protected thing where if you kick them out you're like this is our culture that's become like a protected thing where if you kick them out, you're like, this is our culture. That's the dream. Right? So the problem is this isn't her culture because she's white. You have to say, yeah, but it kind of is.

You have to say like you're goth and that's your culture or something like that. but that's not an accepted protected class. The shock and curiosity surrounding her appearance makes her feel unwelcome.

You know, now can you switch your side a little bit to admit that this is fucking knocking futz knocking futz where you go you cannot have a fucking lizard face and then with the bumps on it and everything and being like these people had their with their stares are making me feel unwelcome it's like in what world i mean you do this so people stare at your face. That's my point. You can't show up with the, you know,

if you showed up to stand up and you've got spandex everything on and everyone comments on your spandex, you can't be like, oh. Yeah, my spandex is not to be commented on. Yeah, you go. What do you think the husband looks like? If you're trying to be left alone, and you go, the idea for the audacity to be like hey i don't

want anyone staring at me i want to be completely left alone but however i do need to have the wackiest image in the entire city yeah i will say one thing that is shocking is she says she can't go into pubs even she's in the uk somewhere she goes i can't even go into i think she's full of baloney because i can't even go to pubs around here because they say it's offensive they don't like it it upsets them in the posh pubs But again nobody She says I can't go into pubs And you're like

Yeah all she means is people stare at me She means that people stare at her Or maybe once she went into like Some super high class place And they thought she was like a squeegee kid And they're like Listen you gotta have a reservation Yeah

We don't serve your kind around here Lizards We don't serve bugs We don't serve bugs to bugs Yeah we don't serve bugs we don't serve bugs to bugs yeah we don't serve people who look like bugs and we also don't serve bugs we will be soon when the matrix comes down on us though can't wait for that okay patreon.com slash the boys cast i got a few pretty good things here guy that's uh been at the uh guy that's been at the forensics a big percentage of dudes at the uh guy that's been at the forensics a big percentage

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