The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Man Stays With Wife After Taking 6 Guys & Men Getting Called Cheap w/ Kurt Metzger & Che Durena

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

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This is. We have Kurt Metzger from the Amy Schumer Show. Why do you do that? Exclusively. Why are you doing that to me? Amy Schumer, Kyle Dunnigan Show, Jimmy Dore, Che Durena, Internet Sensation from Canada. Yeah, what's happening?

You and Kurt are kind of the opposite. Yeah. You've done all the industry stuff and Che is a big internet guy. Yeah, I've done internet. And you don't know how the internet. Well, I envy Che. Kurt says he thought that Sam Harris made $60 million last year. You thought that?

Or you have like some ideas? I am not going to get into why I was told that. It's weird to bring it up. Doesn't he own like a big chunk of a fucking meditation app or whatever? Yeah. Oh, I forgot about the meditation app. That dude owns a piece, man. Listen, not to get too deep into Sam Harris,

but I was right what I was telling you. When we were talking about it yesterday, the seller, I didn't realize you were saying the meditation. Well, he wasn't saying the meditation stuff. He was saying it I was telling you. Yeah. When we were talking about it yesterday, the seller, I didn't realize you were saying the meditation. Well, he wasn't saying the meditation stuff. He was saying it's these big donuts. Ryan wants to see the actual release the taxes. He goes, where's this all coming from? Release Sam Harris' taxes.

I feel like Chris is changing his story. Ryan's going full libtard. Release the taxes. Listen, I don't want to get full into it because it's not like a thing I'm supposed to spread around about Sam Harris. Sam Harris doesn't want to know people. I think people's not like a thing i'm supposed to spread around about sam harris i mean you know what i think people could guess that like he's doing pretty good well not ryan he couldn't fathom it yeah cults are where the money is no because you're a lot of money because don't give me that part i agree but it was more it was

more the idea of that that's how much subscriber revenue he has and it just like didn't make sense no it's all but okay if you're saying his meditation company now i've done now that checks out when i say subscriber i mean to all the things yeah in general it's like people are want to just give money to you because they're rooting for you kind of i mean they're voting for you yeah when you're making yes they're voting for you when you're making 60 million dollars a year you're an underdog and you need a lot of people to give you money it changes It changes your whole... Dude, imagine the guy that's like his last hundred bucks. He's like, but Sam's going to be fucked if he doesn't get this.

It's like a Twitch girl. He's like a Twitch girl. Oh, man. I would fucking kill to be a Twitch chick with fat tits just dancing around. You can be and we have to accept it. I mean, just say you are. Yeah. That's half the battle dude i don't i came in that way and i'm still waiting for you guys to compliment my tits dude twitch right now like 90 of the girls is just there was the whole the swimming pool era

because they were just basically said the hot tub meta that's what happened they go you can't just be like walking around within a bikini or whatever right and then they go well if i have a swimming pool in my living room then i'm just swimming so that was the whole so then legitimately overnight it was like 50 of twitch streamers were in swimming pools well also all the yeah me and my buddy did a hot tub stream where we put on bikinis and we streamed real shitty views not a lot of people turned out the guy that doesn't get the reason why he was like you know on twitch what's hot we gotta get in bikinis you gotta get in it why is no one coming out no one's showing up the people that were really into it how did you feel about them

love swimming that's your takeaway your kids love swimming. That's ridiculous. Your kids love swimming. Do you remember, like, I don't know when you guys got to New York, but when they had the 60-40 laws here, when Giuliani first got in, they made it so all the porno shit on 42nd Street and whatever. Check that out right there. What?

9-11 signed Giuliani baseball. Oh, really? Nice. Nice. I joke that it's worth less money Because fucking He signed it I want to bring it to him

And say thank you For your service But they made a law It has to All the porno stores Have to be like 40% Or 60%

Not porn You know So they all would like Have a good product That's a hilarious rule That was like the cleaning up That's a 60-40 rule But the internet

The whole internet Is like that The whole internet Is like. It's a 60-40 rule. But the internet, the whole internet is like that. The whole internet is like they got to have like 40% or 60% porn. Yeah. Fucking Twitter was all, I didn't even know how much of Twitter was porn until very recently. So much, yeah. And I mean like spread out, gaped asshole porn. Yeah, as hardcore as it gets.

Like all the debates about if somebody should talk about mRNA vaccine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's gaping asshole porn the whole time. Like all the debates about if somebody should talk about MRNA vaccine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's gaping asshole porn the whole time. They do a good job of keeping it segmented, though. Maybe for you. I don't know. I don't really want to.

Yeah, it's like, well, I can't. You follow them all. Yeah, yeah. That's the thing is I think I followed like two people at one point. And then you're like, you're on the train. And then you're like, all of a sudden, you're like, oh, I'm at like, or I'm like a Knicks game. I never had a suggestion. Hardcore pornography.

It just shows up on your Twitter because you're in that algorithm now yeah it's like well you clearly love to see chicks get fucked in the ass i'm like yeah but i'm not on twitter they suggest they suggest you exactly oh that's insane they're suggesting you have as fucking suggested to you i take suggestions off twitter i only get my feed but to have suggestions turned on is not i didn't know that was uh that was a possibility i'm very twitter not on instagram they're getting because they'll basically be like well you can't be nude and there's just girls with like completely see-through shirts yeah it's like how is that a loophole that's like us if you're like yo you can't say the n-word and you're like yeah but like i i rolled the r you know what i mean what if i say it with a french accent if what if i said yeah yeah if i'm going to talk about

all the vaccine stuff but i say vaccine instead of vaccine that's the equivalent that's like segs now on tiktok they just like all the segs instead of segs there's a whole second language you learn if you want to be monetized on here. For sure. Like you can't, are you guys monetized? No, right? Yeah. So what should I not say to fuck your algorithm up? What do you have on your mind?

You got something there? What spicy shit we got? Murder, suicide, rape. That's fine. Coronavirus. Were you going to trash Trump? Because you go, listen, are you guys monetized? Because I'm about to say some shit.

This Trump guy is fucking bad news, man. I news i gotta be honest the election was not stolen i don't think he's qualified yeah i don't care what happens in this podcast i'll say what i have to say i want to say support ukraine number one yeah do you know the good the new conspiracy what okay i don't know if you are but what does conspiracy mean does conspiracy mean a thing that didn't happen is that what it means to people conspiracy theory i guess this one it's starting to look like it's true what conspiracy but you're right conspiracy is basically they made it uh yeah you don't want to be a guy that never thinks anything right there are legal charges called conspiracy conspiracy is when number of people get together and they conspire. But somehow the definition was like, oh, that's a conspiracy. So originally, the theory is about a conspiracy.

Yeah, conspiracy theory is when you can't prove it. So you're not the one that has the conspiracy. You're saying I'm pretty sure there's a conspiracy. Why is it I'm supposed to give the benefit of the doubt and not buy a conspiracy theory, but like a Me Too, I'm supposed to go all in. Yeah, that's correct. Towards the conspiracy. It's just inconsistent is all I'm saying. Depends on how much pussy you want to get that's all that's the sliding scale or the type yeah that's a type's a big one i'm gonna tell you

flat out after i got when i got a full court media press on me a few years back like i i got more like girls trying to suck my dick than ever in my life really that's the hack and i didn't understand why and my girl at the time who used to let me do that she was like yeah because you're like scandalous and i was like what the fuck bad boy kurt after me too after well you weren't me too they basically said that you defended a me too guy i was you were adjacent too there was no me too this was before krs1 invented me. So what were you getting your pussy off then? Just pro-rape comedy. Yeah, I guess rape jokes.

Oh, it was just off the jokes. Just Daniel Tosh style. Oh, I remember the joke. No, I didn't get in trouble for a joke ever. I've never been in trouble for a joke. I got in trouble for first degree hashtag not believing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying it was me too adjacent

and then also you released the photo with the duct tape on your mouth like ten bullhorns two seconds later oh no that was my bad

no me too wasn't a thing for like two years after that but believe women it was not believe all women it was believe women which is also fucking stupid

yeah there's only one group on the planet dumb enough to believe women they're called men women don't do that and the men didn't do it either yeah and then uh but i was in trouble for saying like why are you posting this on here maybe go maybe on your way to twitter hit up the police yeah if you know somebody committed a crime sure that's what i was pretty measured twitter pretty measured just on you while you're waiting for the

officer to speak with you just try that just because i felt like it wasn't enough of a punishment for a serial that was what he's telling me that the military released these commercials and where they basically have like people in the military that are just going to monitor like Twitter and social media. And the idea is that like you'll get deployed to Twitter. That's fucking real. Isn't that crazy? That came out in 2011.

That's a real thing. In 2011, this is like why Jimmy's shows are very, I smoke more pot than I ever have because of learning. And in 2011.

You got to cope when you hear about this shit. You go, I need my medicine. You got to stay dumb is hear about this shit. You go, I need my medicine. It's so tough. You got to stay dumb is what you got to do. Well, I can't. I got to pay my rent.

That's the hack. I'm too smart for my own good. It's not even smart. Like, if I was smart, I could maybe compartmentalize it and be like, well, that's the way though. But in 2011, it's in Newsweek. We put the article up.

We had this guy john kirikow you ever see him john kirikow no no idea he was the guy from the cia that was the whistleblower on they were torturing people and um he if concrete has an interview with him that's really fucking good and uh anyway he went to prison for that first whistleblowing yeah yeah like anybody's a real whistleblower they're not testifying about Facebook. They go to prison or Russia. Yeah. So he fucking... Tough break. Yeah, he explained it.

There was something called the Smith-Munt Act from 1948, which makes it illegal for the U.S. government to propagandize its own citizens. You know, because of the communists and the Nazis, etc. It's a good law. Sure. Right, and they were trying to overturn that. They did overturn it.

In 2011, they overturned it with the Smith-Munt Modernization Act. Ah, of course. And what that did was it made it so they can do that. Yeah. And the story at the time was, oh, well, we send radio-free whatever to Cuba, and they don't really listen to our propaganda, but they like baseball, and it's technically illegal that we're sending them baseball.

So all this is doing is making it so we can send baseball to cuba but as it turns out in case you're wondering why all the news sounds like fucking crazy propaganda it's because it's now legal for the government to so they deployed like 60 000 troops this 2011 to be online to just disseminate shit like all that bullshit about r's doing it, we were doing it first to ourselves. Yeah, they're copycatting, man. And Russia sucks at it. We're the hipsters of this shit. I mean, we, I'm Canadian.

Washington Post just had a thing where they're like, yeah, the Russian interference was nothing. They're admitting that how many years later now? Yeah, like from... Nobody cares. Like, literally nobody cares anymore. So that's what I learned from Jimmy's show is there's like a review embargo. You know, like like you're not supposed to say what the movie was like

until the day sure embargo that's the news so because jimmy's a comic and not a news person and doesn't give a shit about access sure he'll just say the thing then i watch people who i liked i'm not even again you know like i watch like saga and fucking uh breaking point they'll say a thing that we did like three months later or they'll be like hey I think maybe we shouldn't send all of our money to Ukraine let's say it like now when it started got okay yeah because you guys loving the idea of like saying like someone like a mom that watches Fox News and CNN but like doesn't get that they're different like she just thinks it's news and she's just like watching the news and be like the news can't like make up their

mind on this Ukraine thing like every time i turn on the news they're changing their opinion dude you're supposed to have forgotten because like just two years ago all the news was like they got a nazi pro there's nazis there that all the news now they fucking call it the celebrated azoff battalion i know that was when the when the right when they invaded and then in canada they were calling all the truckers Nazis. And then I was like, so funny. They're like, so they're Nazis. But then these actual Trevor fucking Noah goes.

If there's even one Nazi flag, then the whole thing is. I know. Really? Yeah. And that dumb, perfectly roundheaded motherfucker is a big Ukraine guy. I promise. Doesn't know shit about it. No.

The smartest guy in the dumbest room. He knows his positions to have to keep his cushy life. Well, the big conspiracy is that Greta Thunberg's arrest was staged. She was arrested? Well, she wasn't even arrested. You saw this, right?

When was she arrested? She was detained. She was arrested. How come that bitch hasn't grown since she came out? Sex in public. She's the same fucking size since she came out. At least she's getting it, you know? Fucking good for her.

Yeah, she was banging dudes in public, and then they got arrested, and apparently it was all for publicity for her OnlyFans. Oh, she banged Andrew Tate? Yeah, yeah. No, there's videos. It's crazy. There's videos.

You see it. I saw it. Basically, they're about to... She didn't get arrested. She got detained. Why? She was at some coal plant or something. Where? In Germany. She loves coal. And she's trespassed. You see it. I saw it. Basically, like, they're about to... She didn't get arrested. She got detained for, like, she was at some coal plant or something. Where?

Yeah. In Germany. She loves coal. And she's trespassed. She loves coal. Yeah. And apparently, if you go straight to the source, it's way cheaper. Just grabbing bags of coal.

She's like, yeah, sir. Coal's the new power. It's like when you go to, you know, travel, like, to go to the, you know, the mall where it's the... What do you even call it? The what? Instead of getting t-shirts at the retail center, you go to the outlet mall. It's it's the what do you call it the what uh instead of getting t-shirts at the retail center you go to the outlet it's like she was doing that with cole why is she

detained she was trespassing like straight up and then she was protesting yeah and then they're like about to take her away and then they literally they're all like laughing with each other and then they're taking like all these media like photos and stuff and then they pick her up yeah of course to act like they were dragging her away when they were did you remember when you have to see the video they're like legitimately they they the police are holding it and they're pausing with the police while the police look like they're like dragging her away and then they stop and she smiles or whatever and then they're like okay back and then she's like you know yeah oh it's a proper exactly like a really yeah she had her hands with no handcuffs behind her back.

Yeah. She was faking being handcuffed on the camera. Faking being handcuffed is incredible. That's great. The cops hadn't put her hands behind her back. She just did it and walked. I'm just doing this to prove a point. This is what a lot of Americans have to suffer through.

How's the gist of it? Oh, yeah. That's obviously like a fake. I didn't even hear about this, but it's clearly a publicity speaking especially germany speaking of what the police yeah okay you know what i wanted to ask your opinion on before that i want to get into this story so bad okay well one one more thing that i want to say before the police thing was did you see the cake there was a a youtuber basically and he did like this he basically did a prank where he steals people's luggage at the airport and then just got like the shit beat out of him by like

old white guys grabbing his hair and stuff like that and then so what happens now is that well that's what i mean it's like it is weird because you're like can i do a prank where it was like you know the like punch you know you you literally i went i broke into your house and robbed your stuff yeah for my i don't have anything valuable in my luggage i mean i'm surprised it doesn't happen more to be honest i just want the opportunity to beat the shit out of someone so if someone gives me that i wish someone would take my luggage i feel like you must be tapped into like guys on the internet doing pranks and like they are some of them are like you know the spitting a guy in the hood's face prank well there's the one the one guy, the gangbanger dude, who'll just be like, what's up?

You know, and he'll flash all these fake gang signs. And then they're coming up on him pretty hard. And they're like, I bang, dude, I bang. And he's like, what's your problem? And he's like, that guy never gets it. It's like an IQ test. Because pranks, like, everybody I've ever known who was kind of fucking stupid, they thought, like, a joke is you just lie about something

in hockey. Sure. Hey is anybody sitting there like yeah I'm just fucking with you. Got you. What? You're a fucking idiot. How dare you trust me. How dare you. You trusted me you're a friend of several years. Yeah. And it's like the dumbest person's kind of fucking sense of humor. Sure.

But some pranks. Jim O'Connor yes. Like Joey Sal... Original prankster. Who? Joey Sal, but has there been a YouTuber that got killed yet or something? They had a knife and a mask and they got shot.

Oh, really? Yep. Yeah, apparently there was the guy and then Kai, he killed the crazy guy as a prank. That's not a prank. So Kai wasn't a prank. No, Kai's very real. Kai's in jail now, though, for real.

As he should be. Yeah, internet legend, Kai. What did he do? I was like, bah! Bah! Bah-bah! Did they just make a documentary about him? Yeah.

The Hatchet guy? Yeah, the Hatchet guy. I confuse him with Andrew Callahan until just now. Man. But that dude, I feel like, yeah, he's just getting, I feel like you play in that territory. Eventually, someone's just going to come beat the shit out of him. Isn't that the point? You're trying to do crazy.

How often does that happen? What? That people get the shit beat, the YouTubers get the shit beat out of them for their pranks. I don't, I'm not so tapped into the prank world, but you can watch like pranks gone wrong compilations. As a member of the prank community, I,

Kurt just sent me a, you just put a piece of paper and slid it to me and it said, I'm not hard right now. There's a really, are they a community?

And then you whisper, gotcha. There's a really a community and then you whisper gotcha there's a really good one where it was the the clown era franks where people dress them as clowns and shit a guy and he jumps out in a guy in the hood and the guy pulls a gun on him he's like what's up what's up and he's like oh it's just a prank a prank and he starts pistol i'm so glad that guy pistol with him because there was a while when it was clowns deserve it was like and i feel it was racist it was then you go to the hood and scare black people with supernatural pranks like the tracy morgan show on the road yeah because the stereotype that all blacks believe in ghosts i swear to god and there's been that's a that's it that is a genre on the internet scaring blacks with spooky stuff.

Yeah, David Blaine got all the way to his stunts in Haiti. He took advantage. And the one special, I love the Haitian people. Yeah, because they think you're a wizard. Of course you love it, you jag off. Dude, holy shit. No, there was like was like Anyways I'm surprised That more of those guys

Haven't been like Killed Like Jumping over the clown Just for laughs Gang was a little bit About that for a while It was the old one

Where it was on like Tosh.0 times When a guy was Jumped out of a One of those rolly Recycling carts And a black guy Just punched him

I remember that one And he fell in like That was real good shit That was beautiful. Yeah, man. The Tosh one, early stuff from the guy who got hit by an ice cream truck. Like all the stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dancing in the street. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so our girl, and this is super up, Chase. Oh, my God. I've been waiting for this. Why do all chicks in a polyglot look the same? So this Tennessee cop is just like running through dudes right okay wait okay I understand you know the Tennessee cop right but the beans are incredible

okay so her husband is a cop or no? yeah no Jay was on the floor Jay was like Steven Seagal he was like he's temporary police force volunteer police force Tennessee law man can we see what she looks like is there some way to see her you want to see what she looks like exactly like the Sam Bankman Freeds girl. You know, my buddy Rich from high school has been texting me this all week,

and I just was busy and didn't really look at it. She kind of looks like if Pinocchio came to life but was a girl. She looks like fucking Caroline Ellison. She also looks like a hood rat, like exactly what you'd expect. If you said, hey, some girl from your high school just took three dudes at her her work in the back as you were at like the produce section afterwards this is what you're picturing i can picture with like the mcdonald's hat on the apron and shit all right guys stop getting me hard can you for two seconds she looks like when i met big j his what his first girlfriend that he was with when i met him in south jersey this is what she looked like and she had like

hoop earrings and really tight pullback hair. Oh, yeah. Like not a hair out of place. Yeah, yeah. And if she aged up to now, that is what she would look like. Yeah, this is the girl that comes home and you're like, why is there basketball jerseys in your backpack? And she goes, oh, yeah, nothing.

Just my friends. She probably used to be cute. She used to be cute. And like all Irish heads, they only can go two ways, which is old baby or spooky witch. And she's gone into the old baby territory. She is an old baby if I've ever seen one. You know, like your Colin Quinns and your Dennis Leary's are spooky witches.

Bobby Kelly's an old baby. Bill Burr could be a witch or a baby, depending on how you squint. Yeah, what's the light like that day? There's only two Akans Irish heads. And they go two ways. A spooky witch or old baby. I just received a notification, by the way, from my buddy Rich Hensel,

that Ron Jeremy, US porn star. Not looking good for him. Declared unfit for sex crime. Dude, did you see the photo of him? He looks like Santa Claus now. What's his deal? Is he just acting super wacky in jail? No, no, no. He's legitimately like he's lost his... He's senile. What's his deal? Is he just acting super wacky in jail? No,

no, no. He's like legitimately like he's lost his, he's like senile, like, like where he can't go to jail. I guess you took his pussy away and now it's the secret weapon that's keeping him alive. Guess who my,

my vote for president is now. Yeah. I mean, we can only go in one direction. That's what Danny, there was this old guy, there was this guy that had two dicks one time. And Danny would always say he was,

he'd be the villain jail. Not the two dick guys that is though if you were a gang when ron jeremy was in jail that is a pretty funny thing if you get him in jail for you like you know because you're like we didn't like raping dudes like it was just part of the game you know what i mean why is my thing dead don't you remember um the fucking down uh sublime yeah mine's too low now don't you remember sublime where Ron Jeremy Date Rape the song Date Rape and Ron Jeremy

no this is me yeah where Ron Jeremy is the guy the date rapist and he goes to jail wait he was in that video? Sublime yeah

remember Sublime? I know Sublime obviously they had a song called Date Rape and the video was Ron Jeremy and he was the date rapist Jesus and he goes to jail and he goes

he was butt raped by a large inmate that was the line it was. Jesus. And he goes to jail. And he goes, he was butt raped by a large inmate. That was the line. It was Ron Jeremy. Yeah. It came true. Dude, full circle. Yeah.

You definitely don't want your new cellmate to be Ron Jeremy, man. That's tough business. Well, he doesn't, he can't even go in like, cause he's a, he's a goof. Yeah. He's like, so. He's a sex offender. So like, he's got to go. He's a goof.

They call it a goof? Can you imagine that though? You went, yo, but like, imagine being the guy that's like. Never call someone a goof in Canada imagine that though you went yo but like imagine being the guy that never call someone a goof in canada no yeah that's like you'll that's what it is you don't know that but no goof is a chomo it's the same as a chomo it's a goof is like i think specifically kids did you been fucking around with did you have a show called goof troop on your disney yeah it was a slur they're changing that like you're changing the football team. Yeah, no, Goof Troop was very different to Canada, man. Wow.

We did. It was a different show. You know Pizzagate? That's what we call Goof Troop. Wow. Wow. We still had Goof Troop and Ken. It was just like Paul Bernard.

It was four dudes. Yeah, four dudes just like, what's on the menu? That's such a great name for it. Look at this goof over here. Yeah, it was the one army troop that spent a little too much time in Thailand. Eating's good, boys. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that would be the, I was just saying, if you were like the guy that, you know, your gang was like, you know what? There's the child molester in this next cell. Ron Jeremy was assaulting women. I'm going gonna go fucking teach him a lesson then he comes back he's like so anyways that guy raped me he go okay well did you teach him a lesson sort of what's the word okay you know what the worst thing i imagine in prison you go into prison and your cellmate's a gigantic furry. He makes you wear like bunny ears. But he has to like make the thing, his new costume, like in prison.

Yeah, you gotta have toilet paper rolls on your ears. He goes, where are you supposed to be? He makes it out of your bed so you have to sleep on the floor on the concrete like a dog. Dude, furry. I went on a- He makes you put together a jail furry costume because that's what he's into. And it's basically Adebisi from fucking Oz Adebisi just has like a bear head cocked to the side

a lot of paper mache in prison I guess I got nothing but time and paper have you ever gone on a furry deep dive? no well don't i went into a deep furry because i got i got sucked in when the whole chris chan shit happened with his mom yeah chris chan stuff you know do you know chris chan i wasn't he was uh what a transgender youtuber who like killed someone or something he raped his no oh right oh jesus christ yeah now

chris chan remember the singularity the thing that they said this guy ray kurzweil in 2012 he kept all of our technology and interconnectedness we will all merge with technology and it'll be called the singularity yeah and with chris chan is that he is the single he is the he's everything he's everything of what this leads to is this fucking guy who's like autistic and trans and he raped his senile mother basically if you're moms you should be against it there's like a 50 because it all ends with it's like a 50 hour documentary on i've watched really you watch all of it like people say he's the most documented person yeah listen he's the and they'll never make a netflix thing of it because there's too many uncomfortable things yeah you ever seen a man titan one where oh so good with that

psychopath that tricked this and i remember when that happened man titan because anderson cooper they showed it yeah like oh he's gay they couldn't get in their head that this is a polynesian mormon like that i mean even watching the documentary you're like dude you're serious you hadn't met your own girlfriend for two years? Dude, what do you think Christians are like? But this dude, he was the first. He was the first to get catfished. Yeah.

No one had treaded this territory. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, it's like, now to get tricked on the internet. Sometimes I'll be, like, I'll be sexting with a chick, and I'll ask her for something specific, and she won't send it. I'll be like, this isn't who I think it is. Sure. Yeah, I've been sexting with you. I can't believe you even risked that in the

first place. What do you ask her for? Well, I'll be like, today's paper. I need today's paper next to your pussy. Hold it next to your genitals so I know your genitals have been there the whole time. Yeah, when like Manti Teo, people that weren't

ever religious cannot get their heads around somebody, like, super Christian in a small. You know Ben Avery used to be on Tim? He told me, he used to say he was in a footloose church when he was growing up, and I didn't understand he meant that literally, like, dancing. Yeah, he told me he thought. Were they danced at church? No, they can't. They were against dancing. Like, footloose in Texas.

He goes, I thought. John Crist had that, where he was, like, in the dorm and none of that stuff. Well, fuck that. They were against it like full lose in Texas. He goes I thought John Chris Dad that where he was like in the dorm and none of that stuff. Well fuck that he thought babies He thought babies came out of the butt until he was 16 Yeah, that's what yes and his he's a girl who went to the same church I ate ass she got married she she got married and was talking to her friends that weren't in this dumb church about like, I guess her husband was into having like diaper fucking fetish shit.

So she had never had sex. They were high school, the guys in the church too. So she's telling her friends like, I don't like sex. Like I don't like the part where you have to change his diaper. And the friends were like,

what did you just fucking say? So if you're in a, if you grow up in a thing, dude, like if you grow up in a thing that's a tight enough cult, you have no idea what the world is. Yeah, just with the dudes, everyone's like, fuck. You know, girls are always whining. And then you always have to change their diaper, man.

Dude, my soother budget is through the roof. Yeah, yeah. So that guy, Manti Tate, they all are like, oh, he's secretly gay. They couldn't get in their heads that it's just an innocent, like a fucking Samoan. It was a bunch of them. Yeah.

And he had no idea someone would even lie like that on the internet. For sure, yeah. They all trashed him. That's how you see what a piece of shit looks like. I mean, all the times, though,

when he goes, let me just FaceTime you and then every single time he tried to FaceTime her, some technical issue happened. He was a virgin. He had not been with any woman and it's called an affinity scam right like Bernie Madoff stole from Jews because he was Jewish and they trusted him that was finity stupid Jews well it's just you people trust you

trust someone in your in group I guess yes he knew how to get him yeah so then the psychopath that did this who could do like seven different voices would they ever in the documentary they got to stop it every five seconds to go like a disclaimer we didn't know this was a trans person and they're not a bad person i hope you feel bad for them too sure that's what the theme of the netflix documentary was yeah because they made it before tortured trans person yeah and by the way you could tell this maniac transition to get out of the hatred of the other Polynesians. Which I also have to respect. It's a commitment.

I do. It's like such a move. It buys you at least a year for sure. It's like the talented Mr. Ripley to me. If you're in trouble. Yeah. It's like Bo Jackson playing multiple sports or something. Bo knows Polynesian.

That buys you for sure a year, though, with the trans. If you transition and people are on your case, I think you get at least a year where people are off your case. I think Caitlyn Jenner got a murder. Yeah, vehicular homicide. Yeah, but then they stopped liking her now, right?

So she only had her year. Yeah, that's true. It's like there's an episode of SpongeBob with the sea bear, and the only way to defend yourself from it is you have to draw a circle in the sand, and he comes to kill them. When he sees the circle, he's like, like, all right, I'll be back when this circle's gone. That's your circle. You put a little circle in the sand, you're like,

can't touch me, sea bear. I was thinking that's why it's like, I feel like why it's so much easier to understand gay than trans because this is like super remedial probably, but like I was like, anyone could understand where you go, okay, I'm like,

you know how you always want to have sex with girls? I'm like that with guys. And you go, okay, that makes sense. You go, I know you get a boner with girls. I get that with guys. And you go, but with the makes sense. You go, you go, when you, I know you get a boner with girls. I get that with guys. And you go, and then with the trans thing, you go,

you know how you feel like a man? And you're like, no, I don't know. Yeah. You know how you feel like some sort of man? You go, not really.

Most of the time I don't actually. There's a lot of instances. And they're like, oh, well, how you, you know, in your body,

you know, you're a man. And you go, I don't know if I feel like any of that stuff. Like, why i don't know and they're like well anyways i don't have that you're like okay i guess i don't either like that's why it's like i don't get what the thing is so way back when i you know when trans became a thing in new york that was like so many comics were into trans checks like so many like really yeah jim norton was derosa was like it wasn't like you know i mean i know it's new york so when that became a thing i didn't realize how different the new

trans the new trans is autistic fucking internet kids that got like they're just such incel they're not they don't want to get fucked by a dude this is the only way they're gonna hook up with a girl so it used to be they didn't get the- Huge move. Dude, yeah. So it used to be, and I had a friend that transitioned in college who was like- So you literally turn into a girl to get more girl. I mean, that's so crazy.

It just might work. Listen, if you go on lesbian kind of dating apps, it's filled with trans lesbians, and they're not even trying they got full beards and I don't have long hair like it's that was legitimately I don't know if you remember this

but that was like one of my first jokes that worked and a girl being I know how to pick up lesbians you just go you just tell them you're a lesbian too

and you get home they're like why do you have a penis and you're like I know it's so weird like whatever that was like

an original thing I was saying like just 8 years dude it's to get chicks it's like I'm gonna be in there somehow i'm gonna be in the fucking worm pile somehow i always respect the games the game but it's great dude it's so it always comes back to puss everything yeah everything just centers back it didn't used to be and i remember i was thinking this was an ignorant joke people make they go oh we're gonna chop your dick off and i knew from my friend that a bunch of people like oh

We don't do that because you get castrated It's chicks with dicks like most of us you keep it because it fucks you up. Yeah, you wanted to touch the back You're not no more. Yeah, not no more the new autistic ones that are like possibly not even trans Just experiencing some kind of weird whatever the fuck they're putting in the water They that they get the full thing and the suicide rate is worse after that because you've been i don't think that i would need the study to probably believe that i've said this to people like yeah i feel like they're like hey we think that it's probably their feel worse after they cut the dick off i want to do the run the numbers like i'll probably take your word for that it's fucking crazy.

Like that's a new thing that doesn't really get talked about is the difference between like the chick with dick trans and then this like new like internet nerd who became it's a lot of like tech people. Yeah.

Well, all they talk about is the ones that did cut their dick off and they go, I love it. And you go, well, see? One of them likes it. I was even saying like with you saying it always goes back to pussy.

Like, you know, like, so many people that were kind of, like, shot up malls or whatever, you know what I mean? Like, a lot of it is, like, if that guy was, like, getting tons of girls, none of that would have happened, right? Dude, no. Which is, like, why you don't see as many girls, because if a girl was like, I'm going to shoot up this mall unless I get some fucking dick, like, it'd be like, problem would be

solved by the end of the after, you know what I mean? If she just posted her location and be like, this mall's getting shot up unless some dick comes through it's like i love the idea of a guy like rolling out blueprints to a mall he's like i enter here and then call me an american uh you're just enlisting for the army and then they fucking he's getting like notifications like fuck me he's like okay we'll roll the blueprints up i'll fuck this girl quick and then we'll get back to work and he just he's postponing we're gonna go in flank from the back uh turns out she's a cop at the tennessee police department so we're gonna need a couple more men i'm hearing that women could have prevented a lot of these tragedies yeah

by not being stuck up yeah i've been saying where his girl's like you could even say you go there's a bunch of these guys that if they don't they don pussy, they're going to be shooting all these places up. And any of you girls can solve it. And they're like, we could probably just try to get the politicians to get amendments removed. Is that instead of? Take away some of your rights before we give you something. I don't think that is something. Like instead of having sex, you're like, well, it'd probably be easier to petition Congress.

You go, you would have sex with him. You go, didn't do the Congress thing, I think. What did that guy call himself? Elliot Rodger? Supreme Gentleman. The Supreme Gentleman. Supreme Gentleman. What's his deal?

What was that? I didn't hear about Supreme. Isn't that what his nickname was? Yeah, he called himself the Supreme Gentleman. It's funny you say that, because I told my girlfriend, and she just found out who he was, I think last night, actually. Who's elliot roger he's the guy who the term incel came from oh wait i was thinking he's the original emo no he's where incel comes from he's the original incel he's the guy who like some girl at his sorority like his college and he got him and then he went he shot

up an entire sorority dude his fucking diary manifesto thing is really amazing. Like, he really is a little shit. He's like when the guy in Toronto. Dude, he consumes all this shit. Even, like, this guy's back. That's pretty tattooed on his arm. You're like, I got this. If you read my back, I have his life.

Backwards memento style. The Supreme Gentleman? Yeah, I think I followed it. The guy in Toronto with the van, that was like his manifesto was all about the guy. The Supreme Gentleman. He was saying he goes, I'm the second Supreme Gentleman. It was like all hail Supreme Gentleman or something. Yeah, dude.

It's like Darth Vader after he dies and all these Sith come up. That's such a great title, Supreme Gentleman. That is. Yeah, that sucks that that's taken, though, if you have to be the second Supreme Gentleman. Every time I hear it, I laugh. The Supreme Gentleman? Also a Supreme Gentleman? It does sound

like a Marvel character or something. The Supreme Gentleman is here. Comes down, just like the superhero pose. And I like his gentlemanliness like, you didn't fuck me! That's how he gets you into his lair. He always holds the door for you. That's his one weakness is he can't not be a gentleman.

I'm laying my jacket on a mud puddle. I can't. That's his one weakness. He can't not be a gentleman. I'm laying my jacket on a mud puddle. I can't. That's his one weakness. He can't not be a gentleman. And every day he goes unfucked, he becomes more powerful. And everyone's like, can someone please fuck this man? And he's like, the girl's like, he's kind of like, he's

killing everyone. He doesn't make enough money. I'm going to start calling any hypebeast friends the Supreme Gentleman. Supreme Gentleman. Is there a Supreme Gentlewoman yet? Yeah, definitely. The Tennessee Cop. Oh, we barely

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She's married too. And she's married. And apparently her husband was there. And they were like making out with her in front of her husband. And one of the cops quoted was like, yeah, he was not on board. It's one of those things too where he's like, to save the marriage, he probably was like, she's like, I need this. And he's like, I think I could be cool with that.

In practice, he's like, this is not cool. That's the real question to me is like, because this guy basically said, I'm going to stay with her or whatever. And you go, how did this all shake down? More importantly, he's staying with her now. He goes, I'm still staying by her. So they had him handcuffed to a toilet. He's walking. this all shake down more importantly he's staying with her now he goes i'm still staying by it so they had him handcuffed to a toilet he's why yeah like did she did they go yeah let's try this open

thing and then she comes back like took down seven tonight and she's like day one huh she goes how did you how many did you get he goes i just signed up for dinner listen i'm very shocked by the whole like years ago i had an open relationship and it meant my girlfriend got her hot friend to fuck me. Well, you had it one way. He had the Andrew Tate deal. Yeah, that's sick. Hasn't had it since, though.

It was one and done. No, chicks aren't that into that. Tough sell. Really? Tough sell. Yeah. Definitely. He was living life for a bit.

I've never sold it. It wasn't mine. It was offered to you. I was like life for a minute. I've never sold it. Yeah. It wasn't my idea. It was offered to you. I was like, well, if you think that's best. I picture you like eating oatmeal and she's like, you want to fuck my friend? You're like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were watching Sister Wives.

No, probably it was one of those things where you're like, let's do it for the fourth time today. And she goes, I've got a crazy idea that might solve this whole thing. Yeah, she had a friend who was always over. But another girl. Anyway, so every time I hear open relationship now, it's the saddest, like, cuck fucking... Yeah, I guess some dude

just getting... I'm with her on your shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They literally made banging a bunch of chicks not cool. Yeah. No, they ruined it. If you were gonna have that, I've been with a chick for sure where you could be like, she's like, oh, can we together and you and then being like 20 and being like okay we'll be open what you really mean was that like i'm i don't actually really for real want to be with

you if we we can maybe say that or whatever but the whole thing is like the minute like you found out that like this thing was making you look stupid you're like okay i'm out of this whole deal and i think if you're the person proposed the open relationship you got a couple on deck you're not like the you stacked it so when you're like as soon as they say yes you like have all these ones to compete for your guy though yeah no but it's probably more like you have a bunch of chicks you're banging and you're like i'm not gonna stop doing that yeah yeah yeah if i can change she's like hey i want us to be in a relationship yeah yeah if i can change father she's like hey i want us to be in a relationship you go if i can change nothing then yes dude if you're like that you probably

are gonna cheat on top of the shit if you're like that in the old days that's what they used to you just cheated and everyone just kept their mouth shut that's how we used to do it you know what and a lot of chicks would rather cheat because then there's not like another person involved really do you know what i mean like that i'm back on you know my girl's cool we find they're like oh And a lot of chicks would rather cheat because then there's not like another person involved, really. Do you know what I mean? Like that. Back when I know my girl's cool, we find they're like, oh, like that's they're rather. I can see that being.

Yeah. Because you don't want to have it. There's no chance that they're not the one. It's very rare. That's why it was her friend doing it, who was like definitely not trying to. You know, the friend, huh? Yeah. You'd think that she'd be like, I've got to set you up with your first chick to have sex with i'm here the water the water

kurt we have kurt your snack is here well i think there's probably some like kind of lesbian leanings too involved generally yeah so what do you think happened in this scenario There's probably some kind of lesbian leanings too involved. Of course. Generally, yeah. So what do you think happened in this scenario? So I think she just wanted to fucking go to town. She wanted to go to town. And then he agreed to it? That's your synopsis?

Well, he's super religious. His name's Jedediah. He's religious? His name's Jedediah? His name's Jedediah, dude. Wow. They got, so he was kind of, I think he's just trying to. That's a first person referral

to his he goes jebediah is not liking this and now he's apparently working as a police officer come on no i'm not joking she he heard that she's banging police officers she goes i'm gonna get busy one way or another i'm gonna have you fuck me one they take the bellicavas off it's him like ah you got your bitch she turns to sand after no i blew my husband dude but is there any more details to how it oh she well she got fired not a lot of details she didn't get fired for fucking the girls gone wild party which hosting if your wife goes i want to host a girls gone wild party you just like it was called that it was a call to girls gone wild but there's only one girl yeah so it's a girl she didn't mention it yeah girl gone the girl's gonna

show up where are all these girls where oh that uh my ass is stuck yeah uh just come over jeb and i want to talk for a second you mentioned there's gonna be some wild girls kicking around oh my god uh no that's i'm not i'm the wild girl i am the girl gone wild what will jed say and she she blew at least two of her fellow officers while on duty and that was the part where they're like, we got to fire you. Well, how did that come out? I don't know how it... On duty, yeah. Two of them were like, they're all married.

And so they were all like taking it to the grave. Like they were caught red-handed and they were denying it. Oh, really? The blue wall of silence? Yeah. She's basically like, yeah, I did it. I banged all of them. And the guys are like, what are you doing? Oh, she's basically like yeah i did it i banged all of them and the guys are like what are you doing oh she's the one who told everyone is she the one who told everyone

i either she told or it came out but like i think it came out yeah a couple of the cops were straight up like no this never happened i'm a happily married man this would never and then they're like yeah we got you and the more you lie the worse it is because you're like a fucking cop yeah that is probably if you like you probably because you're like a fucking cop. That is probably if you, like, you probably, when you're like, okay, this girl's just paying nine guys, you're like, I can slide in there and I'll undetected. Like, I'm not going to get in trouble for this, probably the guy thought. I find it hard to believe that some cops would try to cover up other cop behaviors.

You just try to get lost in the mix, lost in the trouble. Do you think that's how much of a freedom fighter she was? She was like, I'm going to go to the police department, and while the cops are having sex with me so much, there's no way that they can kill unarmed black guys. There's something called the thick blue line. Well, what I said was like, I was like, she shouldn't get fired because most of the police officers she slept with were either black or Latino.

She clearly doesn't discriminate on race. That's huge. Yeah. Yeah, huge. It's a tiny town. Huge is what she prefers. Is it like a really small town? I don't know.

What's it? I think it's like a really small. I think it's like where you have to move. Oh, yeah. She's like. I imagine they have to move. I'm surprised she hasn't popped the OnlyFans. If she popped an OnlyFans right now.

Where the fuck are you going to move, by the way? I know about it. You'll probably make 100K. He's right. I didn't even think of that angle. If you pop the OnlyFans, you make Where the fuck are you going to move, by the way? I know about it. He's right. I didn't even think of that angle. Pop the OnlyFans, you make $100K in a month. Easy. I'll subscribe just because I'm like, what's on there? That is hilarious.

Until you see the chick, I'm like, I'm good. You're good. Yeah, you just lost $10, pal. You're good and she's good. One time, this fucking comic, i know he reached out to me he's like yo do you know where i can get bell defiends nudes and i was like uh no not really what people hit you up with that stuff well because he knows i was like i'm a fan of bell defiends i'm a fan of how she like took over the internet and i was like oh i don't know about her nudes i just like

how she like took over the internet i have these pictures that I've drawn if you wanted to. I can give them to you when I'm done with them. Wait, how did she take over? With the promise of nudes? Well, no, she became this huge social media personality and then became this huge OnlyFans chick. But he had paid for her OnlyFans and gotten scammed out of money because there's no nudes on her front page. And he was like, fuck you, dude.

That's so gay that you only like her because she's a personality. I'm like, dude, you spent money on her OnlyFans and now you're begging for her front page. And he was like, fuck you, dude. That's so gay that you only like her because she's a personality. I'm like, dude, you spent money on her OnlyFans and now you're begging for her nudes. You're messaging people you know to see

if you can get her your money's worth. And you know he's doing that with his dick in his hand. If you're getting a message being like, hey, real quick. You can't even call him gay

because if he was gay he'd be getting them nudes. Yeah, dude. No, that's fair. That's fair. That is hilarious though to be like that desperate that you're like mid-spank

and you have to message Jay to be like, there's only one thing. Yeah, dude, I knew I'm in an emergency right now. I really need some nudes. He's on page 100 of fucking porn.

I'm just... Did you get any of her homeopathic bath pussy water? Is that what she was selling? Yeah. She was the bath water chick. She was the OG bath water chick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, you know, farts in jars, all? Yeah. She was the bath water chick. She was the OG bath water chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, you know, farts and jars, all that stuff. She did that before fucking anybody else. She jarred her farts? No, no. Jars and farts came later, but if it wasn't for her, we would never have had jars and farts. What's next?

I feel like you're so on the pulse of this. What do you think? He is on the pulse of this. That's what I'm saying. What's next? What's your prediction for what's next? Not even joking. Toenail clippings?

I did a video where I was like, people are going to start selling under titty sweat. And then someone sent me a link like two weeks after that of an OnlyFans chicken salad. How the fuck do you collect that? I was like, what is that? What are you like on a treadmill with like... I'll be right back. I'm just telling you I called.

I called. Grab me a clock. There's one right here. Oh, okay. How do you... We'll grab a couple. Yeah, yeah. I'm wondering how you like collect it uh yeah i

think it's just like you're like i'm so honest though like i'm just okay calm down i'm just honestly like what are you are you like on a treadmill and then you're wiping it up with like a towel and then and then wringing the towel you think i don't know how much you're promising to give to a person like you're giving them a few drops yeah like are you diluting it like is this and then is someone like fucking tasting it or is this stepped on because i know the farts in jar chick she would like send the fart in jar with i think a video of her farting in the jar so it's like confirmation and then it was also there's a like a handwritten note to each individual person no it's you and you probably put them side by side when you're engaging. Yeah, so you're like, it's the legit

note. You know what I mean? Yeah, for the provenance. But she was making like a million dollars a month off of that. It was like crazy. Which is like, yeah, that makes sense. It makes so much sense why so many chicks are going to OnlyFans when it's like your alternative is to work like a nine to five and grind yourself into dust

to not be able to afford a home where you can sell your farts in a jar and become a millionaire. It's like, duh. The world's messed right now. It's messed dude. But also on the other side of it though, like you must be aware of so many chicks that were like, you know what, that's it.

I'm quitting my job. I'm gonna be an OnlyFans. And you're like, you know, you see them six months later, like five subscribers. It's like, yo, you don't have the hustle girl. Competitive are coming out yeah have an audience but yeah no it's a you you unless you're bringing the heat and you can like you know reddit and shit you can grow an audience it's like i mean really what you need to do is you need to get famous with your clothes on yes so then there's real like thirst to see you with your clothes off but you just start

i develop no yeah if you start with no clothes on and like not popular you're like i don't know then because like where do you progress from there exactly well if you're super hot that's the dudes with the offensive stuff you're like i might say some well you know you can't just give it all up at once the first podcast can't be like nine n words you have to be like you stick around when is it gonna slip out i say the n word occasionally you know you know? Who was that guy that was the N-word joker and he was like a countdown? Remember the N-word joker?

Yeah, he had the countdown. Yeah, until I remember on Twitter. He had a countdown. And he had this huge Twitter fan. He's like, I'm going to say it. And there's a countdown. That's so funny. That's like the-

Dude, the day of. Yeah. The day of, he's like, all right, alright I'm gonna say he drinks some water and like checks out the window and then like as he says it some fat black guy with no shirt

and a batman cape tackles him he goes don't say it n-word dude yeah he was had a long time

to think of that as his escape plan yeah no that's a fucking that's like the the twitter account where it's like blank did 9-11

and then it's like a different word every day so sometimes it'll just be like banana and then one day it's like the Twitter account where it's like blank did 9-11, and then it's like a different word every day. So sometimes it would just be like banana, and then one day it's like Israel, like a million retweets. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, it's good. God, yeah, no, the internet's great. Love it.

The best memes for this stuff, though, is like I posted the Will Smith one where it's Will Smith with that girl. You're using the Joey Chestnut? No, it's god yeah i know the internet's great the best memes for this stuff though it's like i posted the will smith one where it's will smith with that girl joey chesney the joey chestnut no it's joey chestnut her in front of fucking dude my favorite was there was like a band it's like a picture of people during the blm stuff it says fuck the police and then someone photoshopped her face on mich Jordan. It's like, and I took that person. That one fucking sent. Yeah. All she could do is like. I saw a lot of the ones with the superheroes being like, we can take the whole squad.

And then there was like four superheroes and she's in one of the squares. I could take the whole squad. Oh, that was my favorite one was now hiring. And it's her walking in with her resume and it's five guys um she has to do porn at this point she has no option really i mean it's be stupid i honestly i think like what is it going to tarnish your reputation like go well also it's like if you try to get a normal job it's pretty great that department it's very popular around the around the department her name is megan hall so i guess that's like uh's generic enough, but when you get

searched for the rest of your life... I think Hall is a nickname for her pussy, Mom. If I saw her in the street, I'd be like, I would take a picture with her. Yeah, you'd get a selfie with her. Oh, yeah. Massive selfie to get. Massive selfie.

I just took a massive selfie. Dude, that's going on my social immediately. That's going on my grid. If I took a picture with her, that's going right on the grid. I want to find the one that Jay said where it's like, the extracurriculars took place at hotels and parties, and Hall was accused of performing oral sex. The officer said Hall's husband saw the kiss and told officials.

The cuckold, he wasn't really on board. I love that. I'm not really on board, I guess. That is super wrong. So Jedediah was like super against this. So why is he staying with her? Like, I don't get the whole thing.

I think it's the religious thing, man. You like stick by your wife. I mean, at some point you go, the Lord. I feel like the Lord would be like, you get a pass on this one. Okay, so the Lord. It's already over for you. The Lord hates a divorce, right? But the one exception is your wife fucked seven cops in front of you.

I think that. There's an exception to the rule, which is adultery. So this is like not religious. It's a very weak. He might be going like, oh, I have to forgive or whatever. But if he was so religious, he wouldn't have agreed to the open thing

in the first place. Because that was also against Allah's will. I want to know more about Jedidiah. If you tell me what his religion is, I bet I could figure it out. I can't find that much about Jedidiah. Can you find Jedidiah's religion? Jedidiah is probably Christian

if we got a Jedidiah. Yeah, but he's saying which type. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Kurt's sort of an expert on that sort of stuff. We know he's not Muslim because the woman's still alive. I love the idea of him dying and then going to heaven and God just giving him a hug. By the way, if you type in Jedi, he's next after Jedi.

I'm on fucking Google right now. It goes literally Jedi and then Jedediah Hall. You're famous, man. You are famous, dude. Not for the right reason. Talk about the horns of a couple. That is fucking wild.

That is the most brutal. That should be in your divorce. I'm right after Jedi, Your Honor. That's how big this is. That's you to the judge. Oh, he's a park ranger too. You're the finish Jedi. He's a park ranger

and they think he went up to like, he's like whatever the next thing is in. He's like working. He's a head of Jedediah Springfield from The Simpsons. That's so funny. Him going back to the park ranger,

the girls that work with him be like, my girl thinks that she can bang all these guys at work. Let's show her. His mom's gonna be like, get away from me, Jedediah. He was a park ranger the girls that work with him be like my girl thinks that she can bang all these guys at work let's show her his mom's gonna like get away from me he was a park ranger oh i think he was trying a pine cone cop he was trying to become a park ranger and he had to back out because the thing got so big like oh he was a bit like he was like oh i want to be a park ranger and then his wife fucked everyone everyone found out he was like, oh, I want to be a park ranger. And then his wife fucked everyone everyone found out.

And he was like, you know what? I got to take a leave of absence. Oh, no. And she's like, I guess you're taking a leave. She's like, I'm actually going back in tomorrow. She's going to be a parking cop, probably. That's probably, like, her next down. And if she gives you a ticket, fuck her to get out of it.

The twist is the guy starts the OnlyFans, though, and then he's clocking Money Bang and all these chicks. Yeah, and everyone's like Jedediah Hall. Maybe he has a massive piece that plays out for him in the long run. I can't imagine. He has a really sad look on his face. Every photo, he's like this photo right here. Can I see him?

That photo? That's the photo. That's the face of a guy who knows his wife's getting railed on the rack. Oh, my God. Jedediah is not a happy camper, dude. photo that's the face of a guy who knows his wife's getting railed on the oh my god jenna diet is not a happy camera dude you know he ain't working with a butter churn down there one of the wildest things they fucking said about her was that she was uh uh one of the cops was like i'm worried about her health because she's abusing alcohol like crazy she's getting fucked up all the time and so you see another cop who's like a drunk and you go like oh keep him on the force move over a little bit yeah since when is it a

problem being a drunk and a cop literally yeah but so she said that that i saw that too whereas basically like she's just non-stop getting drunk and you're like yeah i have probably the something related to that obviously if she's having the girls gone wild parties and banging nine guys in a night it's i hope it's not bone sober girl gone wild yeah yeah girl gone wild yeah we don't know if there was ever any other chicks showed up it's like that fucking old chapelle skit where they're like it's like i watched gay porno once the dude or the chicks never came the chicks never came didn't show up jedediah is like and where will when will my mind be arriving honestly there there doesn't actually say much in terms of him being religious.

He's just a bitch. He's just a garden variety bitch. I mean, if he found Jesus. But there's nothing that references his religion. They're just like, he's just standing by his wife. He's just Jedediah and he's sticking by his wife. He's from Tennessee? Yeah.

Tennessee Jed. Oh, my God. Tennessee Jed, dude. This is a story about a. Tennessee Jed. Oh, my God. Tennessee Jed, dude. This is a story about a man named Jed. A lot of cop dicks went inside his wife's head. Holy shit. God, fuck, man. Oh, dude.

And we're still in January, man. This is the hottest story of the year by far. Yeah. Holy fuck. It really was big for the meme world the hottest story of the year by far. Yeah. Holy fuck. It really was big for the meme world. The story of the coolest cop in the world. And his wife who's an idiot. Dude, there's a lot of guys on that force that were probably like,

she didn't fuck me though. I don't want her to fuck her. Definitely there's a few cops. She was turning into a couple of gross guys. They just dodged the biggest bullet. She didn't fuck me. What am I, her lawfully wedded husband over here? Oh, how much do you think

that guy was getting fucked? Nah, it can't be that often. I mean, she was probably worn a little out. Dude, every day it's loose in there. Did they say which holes were used? All of them. Yeah, we're going on the record here

saying all the holes. The New York post says all holes okay oh no that's a traffic report okay one quick thing is that the um so the they did uh last year at the the british awards they basically said that they're going to make gender neutral. They're going to stop doing gender neutral categories. I know where this is going. Because the reason we had the separation of categories

was because much like contact sports, men dominated. Especially in like hip hop and shit like that. You know what you never hear in sports, by the way? These trans female to males are killing us out here it's goddamn bloodbath out there we just can't keep up these biological females that identify as males are destroying us yeah that's what it was and they did like a huge uh last year they did a huge like publicity tour on how we're not there's no reason

for gendered categories then this year the first one it wasn't even they didn't even go get one award show in where it was all five men and then they're just like

well this is some bullshit what a stupid fucking huge win for the dude is this a psyop is this a psyop on dipshit actors like to see what they'll tell? I don't know.

It's only a British one, too. I don't think it was even... Oh, BAFTA. Who gives a shit? It was something like the Brit Awards. Let me tell you something. An award from Britain is useless. It's like a socialist...

When I went to England... You definitely don't want a British award. Every four-year comic had a socialist award from the state already. Every four-year comic? Just for getting on stage. A British award? They had a lot of,

Canada had a ton of award shows. Oh, yeah. Did you win any crappy Canadian Awards? I didn't win any, but the Canadian Comedy Awards was like literally, it was a voting thing. It's like how many people you got to vote for.

I guess these are too, though. But there's still like an industry. Well, but that's what the Canadian Comedy Awards was. It was basically like, but what can constitute someone who gets to vote in there is like you know directors or whatever in canada you remember on kroll show when they had show us your songs canada and their prize you're going to

london yeah god yeah canada does stink a bit well You know what I resent for as much as Canada stinks? All the shit in America, the social fucking warfare bullshit, how much of it is dominated straight up by Canadians? Most of it. What do you mean? Gavin McGinnis, the Proud Boys thing. Canada, louder with Crowder, changing minds. Canadian.

There's so many Canadians that are the... There's the girl, the blonde girl. Yeah, Lauren Southern, Canadian. Well, because for us, Samantha Bee. Samantha fucking Bee! Yeah. These are all people that made it to America in order to get out of Canada. You have to claw your way to the top. You have to fight through all the

fucking mess. We leave by all the fucking chodes back in Canada. You go back to Canada, it's full of fucking wet socks over there. We're the fucking top of the heap. Those guys can suck my cock. I made it out. I'm the best. Well, let me tell you something.

There's a lot of very passive, aggressive, bitter people in Ottawa. I can tell you that. Oh, don't even start on the places that aren't Toronto. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're busy just dealing with their hate for Toronto. They're not even thinking about outside of Canada. The Barry comedy scene. It's that fucking provincial that you don't even have time to think about it, Mary.

It's just Toronto. You know how sad it is to not be able to... You know how people get ostracized from comedy scenes for whatever, saying the wrong thing or whatever? It's so crazy when someone will be like, I'm in the Three Rivers comedy scene and they don't like me and you're like why don't you move and you're like you know my parents live here and you're just like then then quit anyway like good they all did you a favor by kicking you out exactly man and that's what i get out of there

i'll never get a uh what is a cbc contract jesus christ bro there's i've had that conversation with so many comics where they're like, oh, you know, I think I'll move in Toronto in a few years when I'm like a headliner in Windsor, Ontario. I'm like, bro, just go. No one gives a fuck about you here. And then when you leave Toronto, no one will give a fuck about you there. You're two stages away from people giving a fuck about you. You're not even at stage one of not getting a fuck about.

Jesus. That's very accurate. Yeah, at least if you live in, you know, three hours out of Chicago and there's like some scene there, you're at least one step away. You go to Chicago, you're like, oh, you're a Chicago comic. That's sick. You're like, I'm a fucking Windsor comic. Like the people would get you suck my cock. Well, if you're any good, but I will say if you're a Chicago comment. That's sick. You're like, I'm a fucking Windsor comment. Like, the people would get, suck my cock.

Well, if you're any good, but I will say, if you're any good and then you, like, make it, it does count for more than starting here. You get a little bit of immigrant burn, you know? I think a little bit, maybe, when you come here. Because I grade Canadians on a curve. So if somebody does, like, America funny, I'm like, oh. What's America funny?

The act outs are really big? Look how he uses that stool as a phone incredible a little blacker yes a little bit less white yeah he's got five minutes and nothing else yeah trying to get that late night okay okay it's just a thing of uh there's a weird thing of like all canadians i mean they're either like i gotta get the fuck out of here or they're like very satisfied where they are well they placate you though it is really, it's just like, I mean, communism or whatever, but it's like, you know, there is 150 to 250 people where they go, hey, you're gonna get like 80 grand a year to just kind of like, do what we want you to.

And it is like, you can, it is set up to be like, hey, if you work really hard, you can be one of these, like, 250 union men. Well, I go there to get all my medications before I live closer to Mexico. But also, when you look at the grand scheme of entertainment industries, you look like Mexico probably has a bigger entertainment industry than Canada. Oh, for sure. It's like 180 million people or something. There's no money there. That's what it comes down to is there's no people,

there's no money, and the country is huge, so to work as a comic where you have to travel for your job, it's fucking, it's just ridiculous to be able to make

a little bit of cash. All the BC, the British Columbia, and like Alberta, West Coast, or West Comics, they all like regularly like, yeah,

I have like a gig tonight. It's a 10-hour drive. They just do it every weekend, 10-hour drive every time. Yeah. It's a 10-hour drive. They just do it every weekend. 10-hour drive every time. Yeah. It's normal. Wild. Yeah.

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real banger this week What happened? This is a top shelf article Just for the record Vintage Vice The guy The most decent human being that ran Vice Was Gavin

Everybody else there was a piece of shit That's why they're woke now Because they had to cover up all their fucking scandals and shit From when they were They brought some When they were just They brought some consultants. When they were just the magazine, there was some wild... I remember that. Oh, our buddy was just...

You were bringing up Andre. So he was bringing this up. Yeah, our friend was just on this Vice thing. Before we talk, you just ran into Andre. Yeah, yeah. But Andre Kim was on the Vice masculinity panel. Fuck. I think I want to play this, actually.

We had a masculinity panel? That's that's masculine the best part about it so they did a uh i'm gonna they did a woman one and a guy one the woman one is just all of them bickering and yelling at each other the guys one is just so civil they're all just like respecting each other's viewpoints getting along they probably all had beers afterwards the idea idea of gender solidarity is so fucking insane. I saw a really good guy moment the other day where it's two dudes fighting at a gas station. And every time one dude fell down, the other dude would be like, get back up.

And then they would beat the shit out of each other. And at one point he was like, I'm good. He was like, all right, bro. And they fucking hit like that. I was like, dude, great stuff. Dude, testosterone does that yeah it doesn't make it makes people more fair that's what they find in studies not aggressive well someone actually said this to me recently that you know who it was but i won't like say his name here but he was saying that like someone that he knew that was like trans and they were like more depressed but they were saying they were like really depressed

and their memory they were having like memory loss issues and you know all this kind of stuff right and he was like you know let me ask a question like are you on testosterone blockers and they're like yeah testosterone was all blocked and it was like yeah that's like a if you're a dude and you're just like take away all your testosterone like all this bad stuff happens to you and i've never that's never even like crossed my mind yeah terrible stuff like becoming a woman these studies but no the studies on you know all these hormones and shit they've already experimented on people in the bodybuilding world so we already know what they've run every test in that world so you already know what happened and then people that were on test out and then they go out and their body stops making it and

they it's fucked up it's like really yeah it's really weird the connection of like transitioning and bodybuilding because a lot of the same chemicals are being used on people remember the jim carrey the character he did on the living color the bodybuilder yeah it was like a dude and then you're like and but they all do like look well that was based on uh all the eastern european countries were giving little girls testosterone yeah to make them better germany or whatever that's where that weird stereotype of the Eastern Bloc woman that's all beefy. Well, no, it's because they were cheated.

When Germany was two or whatever, like the communists, I think it was East Germany, they were so doped up. They were winning everything, but all their chicks looked like dudes. Just destroying the javelin throw. They transitioned their female teams

into men with chemicals to win the fucking medals well because they there was fucking bobby green this ufc fighter who made a claim that all these like there's all these dagestani guys are like dominating right now like khabib and that whole era of guys he's like they're getting i we don't know if this is true but he's saying they're being fed roids from young ages to build them into these machines. And then they stop taking them after. So then it's not going to show up later. But it's a muscle memory. Because you'll build like when you

do roids, you build an insane amount of muscle and you'll keep some of it. If you're on like a cycle after cycle. You have time when to quit it. Yeah. And if they've worked it out to a science so we know we can start you young and then get you into an adult so that you have this baseline of superhuman strength. You're going to be a beast.

That's crazy. Give a child steroids. Yeah, cool. It's cool. Well, it's fucked up because then your body's like, I guess I can shrink your balls down. And balls don't get you laid. Muscles get you laid. That's true.

That is true. Having no balls is sick okay this is so andre i'm team no balls to andre kim basically he um this like was going viral right and left to the point where other people were sending to me being like yo this is your boy right so he went on the vice masculinity panel and he walked out i'll just play the thing that like keeps going viral okay tired of like paying150 for a first date and then you just ghost me. And the next week I'm like hurting for cash. I'm like

I could have really used that $150. Why did I have to? Also the trade off of like going on a date and as the man being like oh this sucks I have to pay or as the woman being like oh this sucks I might get murdered is like a pretty big. That was the one non-binary one. Yeah that was the non-binary. Oh shut up.

First of all. i've never dated i've never once dated you never had some chick to be honest i've never paid for things because we've like i've never done that either though what so that's the one side of it with andre was like yeah he was trying to be funny too because he's like you know it's like a low-key a bit but it was like it's fucking crazy the extent but so it's gone viral on like everything people being like this idiot guy then there's been like guys being like yeah that's the game if you can't pay up then i'll steal your girl and then there's guys being like finally someone said it like yeah dude i don't understand anybody i've never understood like i'm mr magoo my way into all pussy like i've never once consciously made it happen this guy falls into pussy like an open manhole that's all dude that's exactly it if i thought about it it would not in fact it has never worked i've only talked my way out of pussy

i've never talked my way into it one time intentionally i've only done stumbled into something oh i guess i'm getting late and i don't understand like i do know what he means about the dating thing because i feel like that too where i'm like i've never like a girl that i don't know gone and met her at a restaurant and like sat there and ordered a meal it's just like crazy why would you even go out with me like it's just like you have meal nah meal no but i pay for whatever, but why would you go out with me if you're not into it? Well, a drink's fine.

Nobody goes out with me unless they're into it already. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm way more like, okay, I'm out. It's like, hey, why don't you roll through? Some of me and my friends are here

and the first meeting's always supervised. Really? You got the receipts if you're like, Ryan did this to me. Actually, I have eight witnesses that I can ruin on this stuff. That's the same thing Jedediah did, Ryan did this to me. Actually, I have eight witnesses. That's the same thing Jedediah did, and his marriage is still strong.

Going strong. He had eight witnesses. Well, Andre walked out on that, and it was so funny to me because I think I got this story because I knew he walked out, but I was like, yeah. We were with him the night before, like literally two in the morning at this diner, and he's like, I got to do this vice thing. And I'm like, dude, this is is gonna be the lamest shit ever. Have you ever tried to get paid by them?

They don't pay. It doesn't pay. So he called and was like, I walked out on this thing. And in my mind, I think I probably was telling people, at least like a few people, like, yeah, apparently Andre had enough advice and he stormed out. And then I finally talked to him. He was like, it was more just, it was three hours. He was like, I didn't want to be there.

I wasn't paid. It just went on and on. Then we took a lunch. it was hour and a half lunch and i was eating my lunch and then like they kept trying to film me for their vlog and at some point i called my friend and i was like i should just get out of here right and he was like yeah fuck this and he just walked out and i was like i thought it was like political no that's how they edited he just had enough yeah they paid me with a hotel room and he goes well I slept in the room last night. He lives in New York, and he just went and slept in the room to get his payment? To get his money's worth. Vice is one of the...

In fact, everything that sounds political, as it turns out, happens to be just a money thing or some fucking ESG. But Vice is notorious. But back in the day, they were known for not giving people raises, just giving them a class ring. Yeah, the ring. The height of hipster days. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was the big thing. As soon as you hear an excess of those corporate fucking, I don't even want to say the W word, but as soon as you hear an excess of that. What is the W word? You know what it is. It rhymes with joke, but I don't want to say it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you.

It's always low pay, some kind of like exploitation, borderline slavery. Oh, 100%. I was talking to this girl and she was like- Because you're getting paid in points. Yeah, you're getting good boy points. Stickers, stickers on your notebook. It's almost, you know, that became a crypto pretty early. Yeah.

Oh, absolutely. I was talking to this girl and she was like, oh, I just got this new job. They have like a cat shirt Monday. I was like, that screams of a place where they won't give you a raise, but a pizza party. That's exactly what you're going to get at that place. Yeah. It's really people are fucking chumps. Like when all the shit that your social media, you know, we're going to check your social

media before you get hired. So now the whole thing is you never are punched out. For sure. Your whole life better fucking reflect well on the corporation you work for and you don't have

any you time. You're a brand. You're not even a man. You're not even a man. You're a brand. You work at, you know, you work at Arby's.

You represent the brand. You're an influencer for Arby's. Like a cow gets branded. You don't even get to be a cow you're the fucking thing on the cow that's where we're at you're gonna come back out yeah like if like next life i gotta be a kobe cow i'd be like no it's like well those are the fun they get massages you get music stories and candy and then they kill you when they if like some cows they bring

them to slaughter they're like don't kill me i'd be like fucking sick i'd be like yo thank you thank you please eat me i gotta jet i gotta go to the bonfire okay dude thanks for having me we're gonna keep it going meet your brother kurt's gonna rip out also me and kurt have a sketch coming out uh next monday dealing with an important topic no we're gonna keep and going to Patreon? No, we're going to keep going for a second. Yeah. We're good for a second. But Kurt showed up an hour and a half late. Put us a little behind the eight ball.

The best is Kurt mentioned me being like, he's like, yeah, I'm going to be late, hour and a half late. And he was like, yeah, there's like an ambulance that was like, you know, in front of us driving slow. It doesn't explain an hour and a half. yeah there's like an ambulance that was like you know in front of us driving slow it's like doesn't explain an hour and a half we're doing a bit right now about how everyone lies to themselves when they tell their truth to their phone like i wish you could just get your algorithm

in your fucking phone like you're like you're we like every time you you go to your your spouse or whatever and you're like you bullshit them your phone your phone's like, no, no, I know what you did. Wait, I don't get it. Say it again. Like it's like when you hear those stories, like someone says like, oh, hey, they've been together for 20 years. And the guy's like, oh, I'm gay now. And then he leaves. Every time that happens, Google's like, I knew.

Yeah, for sure. I knew the whole time, man. Oh, like Minority Report or whatever where you're like, oh, dude. If they could like Take AI They're not in the middle of it Oh yeah They could take AI

And then put it through All of your like Socials ever Or all your like Search history All your data On your phone And they'll be like

Yeah this dude's I mean they're probably Gay porn on there You know like What's it called Here I'll get the Fucking mic for this You know

There's your thing In the middle of that Oh that's it That's me You know fucking Netflix They have Get the fucking mic for this. There's your thing in the middle of that. Oh, that's it? That's me? You know, fucking Netflix. They have different tiles depending on who they think you are. What do you mean, tiles?

So, you know, the image it shows you to make you watch the show. Yeah. Oh, different thumbnails. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different thumbnails. Really? So, like, they have, like, I heard about a person who's making a show on Netflix I was listening to some podcasts and they were like oh what would you like for tiles and they had some suggestions like oh we don't know

about that and they're like we are very strict on our tiles because that is the thumbnail that grabs you so if like if they think you're a straight man or a straight woman or a gay man or gay woman or anything in between sure they'll give you different tiles because that is going to seduce you into watching the show differently interesting and they're very specific that's interesting i do like actually logging in like sometimes like logging in my girlfriends to see like how different her netflix experience you know what i would love actually i've thought is i would love like no gay shit on earth i would love like a twitter or like an instagram where you can straight up like pick like an archetype of a person and then that's what your like twitter experience yeah like i

could be like i want to honestly be like pretend i'm just like whatever like a super libtard guy show me what that guy's twitter i want. I want like a Capital Stormers Twitter. Yeah, totally. Like give me like their QAnon Jan 6th Twitter, like new set of followers. Yes. Like new experience entirely. You're right. You have to work so hard to get that algorithm. You're like, what does it look like if I just get that algorithm?

Yeah, I want to be a different person. What is like a mom from Texas's Twitter look like? Totally, exactly. That would be so good. My best algorithm is my Instagram. My Instagram algorithm is fucking like fine it's so fine-tuned it's like street fight videos ufc knockouts and then just like chicks working out in the gym that's like my whole go to my search page that's all it's some

chick who is like good traps and i'm like yeah and then some dude gets punched from behind by like a mcdonald's worker i'm Oh, that's the whole thing, man. It's sick. I feel like Instagram screws me because I almost, I feel like you would follow probably like female porn stars and like thoughts and whatever. Right. I would bear maybe like a few, but like really a tiny percentage of what I follow.

Right. Yeah. And I still get like all the suggested is that, so it'll show you like a video of a girl and it's one they know you deep down it's like they're saying they know you but it's a scam because you like you if you watch it for more than a second they're like we got you not clear and you're like yeah but i take what i follow somewhat into consideration because i don't want but they know the truth but it makes instagram for me less fun because the truth is yeah you

might look at it. Like Liz is one of those things as a guy. Listen, if you show me like a hot girl with her tits out, it's like, yes, I'll probably slow down and look at it a little bit. But I also might just go on Instagram a little less. Because you're just like, I never see anything funny. I never see anything good. All I see is like tits.

And you're just like, okay, I guess. Yes. Fine. I'll look at this one. But like, I'm not. They're calling your fucking bluff though on that one, right? Yo, yeah. Ryan's like, well, Instagram, I might go on your platform a little less.

And they go, go ahead, Ryan. Yeah. And he's like, he's like pausing it, trying to get like a moment where her nip slips out. Okay. Okay. I'll rewatch. And if I pause right here, how do I download an Instagram video? I need to, I need to, I need to scrub this one oh heaven forbid instagram show i was literally like yeah you

just you have to custom if you if you get a foot video on your feed scroll past that as quickly as possible i don't need to be in these algorithms dude i'll fucking cameron staying with me for a few days cameron phoenix he's visiting me and he calls it sexual inflation he's like when he's like he doesn't do anything too crazy sexually, because he's like, once you up the ante, you can't go back. You have to keep upping the ante to get to. That's what happened with this cop. Chasing the dragon.

Yeah, she's chasing the dragon. Had to get fucked by like five dudes. And then now she's national news. So his thing is like, if I keep it missionary, I'll never crave anything more than missionary. Yeah, he's like, I don't need to look at feet. I don't need to look at feet. I don't need to look at feet. Yeah.

I had a chick jerk me off with her feet, and I was like, is this the mix? Oh, now I'm this guy now? It was non-requested. She just started doing it, and I was like, all right. I was like, well, let's not let this one cook for too long. You're right, though, because you don't want to bake that into your head where you're like, oh, now I'm this guy. Yeah, now I'm a foot guy, and now I got to fucking look at gotta fucking look at feet i gotta buy socks like what the fuck is this whole process

just like literally just classic like basically addiction almost like yeah i'm just like yeah i'm addicted this drug i need to keep taking more and the harder version of it but the thing about pussy is like if you're addicted to heroin there you are pussies podcasting if you're if you're addicted let me tell you something about because if you're

addicted to heroin you gotta go see a guy you gotta go to a dark alley you gotta go through all these steps to get it

if I'm addicted to pussy it's in my pocket it's in my face yeah I don't think heroin guys just like look at pictures of heroin no I gotta I'm addicted to pussy, it's in my pocket, man. It's in my face. Yeah, I don't think heroin guys just look at pictures of heroin. No. I'm like, I can't get away with it. You have to honestly put parental controls on your Instagram.

Legitimately throw the parental controls on yourself. How do you do that? Just probably, because I think you need to be 13 years old is the minimum for Instagram. So if you have a 13-year-old kid, you're like, I'm not just giving you unfettered answers. No, but where's the parental controls? It's in there. Nobody wants it. And you give the code to a buddy, you go like, can you put the parental controls on top of the code?

100%. Dude, I gave my girlfriend my two-factor authentication code. He put parental controls on her. I gave my girlfriend my two-factor authentication code on my Instagram so then I could just log out and I can't log in without going to the customer. That is how you got to be like, please may I have some Instagram? No, I don't even do it. I honestly I can't log in without Wow. That is how you gotta be like, please may I have some Instagram?

No, I just, I don't even do it. I honestly still don't even know. It's nothing to do with Instagram. I just, it gets me hard when I have to beg for things. It has nothing to do with Instagram.

I'm just a bitch. Danny's like, yeah, man, just a thing I've been doing like just to watch Instagram unless I gave my girlfriend all my passwords to close. Her idea.

Her idea. No, I got it from Ari, actually. That's what Ari does. Okay. I heard Ari on a podcast. Oh, you put her phone number as the code. Yeah, it's her phone number. She can't log into my thing, but I need her.

I just need the six-digit code that it sends to her phone. I wouldn't in my wildest dreams give a chick I was dating any sort of access. There's no access. There's no access. She's like, don't worry. Don't worry. She's like, you might have access Don't worry. She's like, I think she might have access, pal.

Ain't no fucking rude, pal. Like, did you hear about the Shakira thing? Her like, she found out. Sort of. What happened? So she found out her husband was cheating on her.

She said the jam was how she knew? Because he hates eating jam so she went in the, like when she went home she saw that the jam was gone and she was like, who the fuck was in here

eating jam? I'm sure there was Why isn't there one fucking famous female detective in the world with that shit like that yeah it's like why hasn't there been like one they're solving this bullshit i guess but like that's like pretty clever very clever yeah but like couldn't it have just been like a dude friend that was over the guy's like yeah my brother was over he likes jam probably didn't think on his feet that fast he's like i actually just thought i might like it this time. She goes, who ate the jam?

And he goes, he like just one second pause. It was my... I got your bitch. And he goes, done. He knew it. He goes, it was my done. But that's like, I heard that for one. It's like...

Peace. Have a good one, Kurt. He could have said anything else, but also how fucking... If you're a multimillionaire dude, you're not bringing chicks back to the house. There's going to leave evidence. Fake eyelashes, nails, hair. It didn't make sense to me, the story, really.

I was like, there had to be other shit. It was like the Andrew Tate pizza box. I wasn't buying it. Yeah, but you know what? I think if you're probably fucking Shakira, you're probably like, you're getting overconfident about life. I don't know who he is. He slipped up. He's just like, dude, my wife is Shakira you're probably like you're getting overconfident about yeah I don't know who he is he slipped up he's just as like dude my wife is Shakira like I'm

invincible that's what I thought I thought he I'm like he got too cocky he got too careless he can't you can't be out cheating like that you got a fucking compartmentalize the cheating yeah you see these guys you get caught on the jumbotron what do you go I saw the thing you post it and that's the classic it's like you can't react you've got to be like just i'm this is me with my girl yeah i mean what are you supposed to do really i don't know i don't know you're not supposed to bring how did that go viral because it's clear what was going on exactly jumbotron catches are my favorite yeah when they do one of those those happen all the time now but that is like yeah you do you get a

little too confident you start making a jam sandwiches after sex but then also but so sorry so what and then what happened with the shakira thing well she just was like who's eating this jam and then it fucking snowballed from there maybe that was just a i don't know if that was the center point i've gotten so deep into it to like put the have be like and then she already wrote a song about how it's like you didn't even deserve me like whatever already yeah she's got a whole press tour based on uh she left this guy in the dust yeah so it could just be a marketing scheme pretty smart it could be a lemonade see that guy like cameron went too far yeah shakira's wife and then her husband and then he's like even shakira's not doing it for me anymore he needs to fuck every random chick shakira's probably demanding during sex too probably probably yeah yeah he was like you know i'm the idiot banging shakira where i have to perform and

then this other girl she's banging shakira's husband so it's like now i'm the guy that i'll do what i want exactly have sex with jam while I'm eating Jam she thinks I don't even like this and he's just fucking wolfing down Jam but this was the okay this is the Vice story

oh yeah I mean we got in the studio yeah I know these episodes are a little all over the place but oh he's a big football player

who? footballer Shakira's husband oh he's a big I was wondering if he's some chomp he's not I would have assumed

he's some rich guy no he played for Barcelona he's like aomp. He's not. No, no, no. I would have assumed he's some rich guy. No, he played for Barcelona. He's like a star. He's like a king in Spain. Oh, so he doesn't give two shits about all this stuff. No. And he's ten years younger than her. Dude, he came to the divorce meeting. In that song, she said he drives like a PK or something, some shitty kind of car. What's his name? Oh, is that his name?

She said he drives some sort of like shit car now that you divorced me. And he showed up to the divorce meeting in that car being like, hey, yeah, I'm fucking driving the car. Fuck you. Yeah. This guy's a G. Yeah. Yeah.

No, he's cool. Yeah. Next time. Yeah. He's now the girls come over. He's like, you can have all the jam you want. We're not even we're not playing that game. No jam rations.

The jam rations are over. Do whatever you want. Dump the old bitch. Holy. Next guest in the boys cast okay well they did this is the this was the vice story they did okay it was how to have sex with a fat guy guide yes yes and not gonna say it but danny's girlfriend just sent me the article she's like it works but it was the girl who wrote it it was a girl who wrote an article how to have sex with a fat girl and then the funny part was she wrote the how to have sex with a fat girl article and it kind of went viral and they're like what's your next article she didn't have anything in the can so six months later she was like how about to have sex with a fat guy? And basically just said the fat girl article things again.

Oh, that's the only thing she's got? Maybe she had a couple of others. Bit of a one-trick pony. My favorite Jay thing that you say is when the idea of him being like, he makes all these videos and he puts like big girls in the videos and stuff. And people would be like, you're celebrating positivity because you would have sex with those girls. And he's like, I'm just a pervert.

It is wild. They think I'm like, they like they'll be like oh you're so great thank you for saying these things i'm like i will fuck anyone do you have a pulse i will fuck you i don't care yeah i feel like you have the big doers i'm gonna be like oh you're like black guy you like bigger girls you're like i don't even think it's that. No, not even that. I was all fucking skinny chicks. I don't give a shit. You'd be short. You got a peg leg. I don't know.

Just get in, dude. No, I'm gross. I'm gross. Because good pussy doesn't come from like being hot. I fuck plenty of hot chicks and sometimes they have the worst pussy. I don't know. I never get this, like that whole line of talking. I don't get it.

What? No, that. To me, I prefer the hotter ones. They're all just queens. No, I'm saying. To me, I don't think there. What? No, that to me, I would like, I prefer the, they're all just Queens. No, I'm saying to me, I don't think there's one better than the other. Cause they're all tense. No, I,

to me, it would be like, I do actually think, I don't think that I've ever done stuff with like a super gross chick and a super hot chick. And I mean like, yeah, the vagina was better on the,

I don't get that. No, I've literally dude, rather be looking at a hot girl. Yeah. I'd rather be a hot chick who's just doing nothing oh no i can't me too i can't no no i need i need i'm too it's too it's too like a cerebral for me like that's the thing too is overly enthusiastic gross chick and you go like i you're doing this

because of that and then i know that now i need you to need it like i need you to need to be a whore or like a hot girl who's kind of like, fuck me. I'm like, this is fucking doing nothing, man. I'd rather fuck a girl who like, if my friends were like, did you fuck her? I'd be like, no. But I came super hard rather than some hot chick I brag about. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

That's what I'm saying. I know you're genuinely like that. But to me, it's like, yeah, I wish. I mean, it's like like what an affliction where you're just like i've like the fives and sixes that are super easier way easier to get and like you have to do way less stuff for that's my thing i love you're like especially that you're like. It's like, could there be an easier thing? You're like a famous guy that your thing is not hot chicks.

Someone called me out in a video. Someone made a reaction to one of my videos and was like, I feel like this guy just fucks every six. I look in his comment section, and it's just all these mid-bitches. I feel like he's just drowning in sixes. I was like, like bro you're so oh man the king of the six king of the you're the real king of the six the six god yo shay's the real six god dude literally last summer i called it the summer of sevens i was like i'm only fucking sevens all summer all

summer and you're counting down each one they get worse uh the six god okay that can't be because my rep too much though because the girls won't fuck me because like well if i fuck them i'm ugly that is you're right. That is bad. It's a delicate, delicate. You can't even be able to bang hot girls either. Yeah, because I'm like, well, then I'm like. Because you're like, yo, you bang the sick Scott? And you're like, but I'm not a. Like the guy that doesn't know he's retarded when he looks in the mirror.

That's the girl. I'm retarded? That's such a good clip. That's amazing. That's Jay figuring. That's a girl that Jay is figuring out she's a six.

You're like in the bathroom, like, you just took a shower, put some clothes on, and she's looking through your thing, just like it's all these memes about how

you only paint sixes. You're like podcast clips of sixes only. Yeah. And do not cross this line if you're higher than the six. She's sitting in her bed on her phone. What? Like, hey, you want to get brunch or something?

She looks in the mirror. I'm a six. You've got to share this six, Scott. All the clues were there. She's looking around. I thought you liked Drake. Oh, no, no, no. I'm the real six god oh you're the six god is that because you're from toronto you're like i am actually from there but no coincidental cool let's talk about this later but yeah it's just the whole

thing was like that she wrote this whole article and in the thing she was basically being like if you're having sex with a fat girl don't like don't be afraid to touch their fat and she's like saying she goes sometimes use their belly as a third tit like she says that that's what i'm saying have you ever done the gross shit like that no i mean i definitely i have a bit right now about how eating out a fat chick is different than eating out a skinny girl it It's grosser, yeah. That's good. Let's enjoy a little bit. You find more stuff down there. Yeah, there's crumbs and all these different things.

This is a mustard packet? Yeah. Fuck. What do we got going on here? It's like a full receipt for like taco bell that's like the walgreens like the super long one it's just like a fucking mile long receipt oh man the fat guy union owes this girl huge though putting out that propaganda but the funniest part that's making me laugh for uh the this is what the thing is was making me laugh i know danny hey you have to be the go-to guy here but yeah because it's important to leave all part of this is making me laugh for uh the this is what the thing is was making me laugh i don't

danny hey you have to be the go-to guy here but yeah because it's important to leave all assumptions at the door more it might fool you or you might miss out on the deepest dicking of your life i love that is figuratively deep i love the idea of like a really fat guy carrying this article around with them which is like yeah I'm really not interested in you. You might be the deepest dick in your life. You're reading the printout on the subway. Yeah, you're just like, do you guys check this out? Crazy article.

Crazy story. I wouldn't know. You might miss out on the deepest dick in your life. Has the mastermind behind the popular how to have sex with a fat girl guide. Has the girl ever gave you that guide? Well is yeah how to no i just know instinctively show this guy i'm like yeah old news you guessed it a fat guy has come with the same guide for the caliber of men all the tips and tricks some boys just are okay so this is some of the first things that they say you gotta be you gotta it's guy to guy because some boys aren't having it into having their tits played with

so you gotta make sure that the fat guy you're dating is into having his tits played with love it love it danny's on board yeah are you one of the guys that likes having his tits sucked not a nipple guy no i don't think it does anything one way or the other for me I think it's But you've never met a thing you don't like though That's like your challenge almost To find someone where you go Alright that's it

That's my line Are you like curious where your line is? No the one thing I don't like i'm not super into butt stuff i have fucked girls in their asses that's fine anything poo related i it's like that's like yeah i don't really like fucking girls that is interesting because that i'm like problematic for you yeah this one girl she was like i know it's the gross cast yeah no but i know you're i know that you're grosser because like you started doing the like tiktoks that you're responding to with the gross stuff and i can't watch that stuff like some guys like pussy toenail or something like to me yeah honest to god yeah the one with the cow yeah dude

the cow booger and there's like that shit makes me like gag oh i love that shit popping and stuff sometimes that would be an example yeah no i just i specifically like blackheads i don't like whiteheads like that's so crazy to have a genre within the genre of gross stuff that you're into i just i like it it's satisfying it's like you're getting the bad get it out get it out i can't watch that stuff i love it i love it man any time that stuff gets into my algorithm i it man Anytime that stuff Gets into my algorithm I throw my phone In the fucking water

And start over It's just good It's good It's like a cleansing It's mine This guy's mine What annoys me the most Is when I'm in bed

With a guy And they only focus On my fat areas Under my belly For example Exposing a common issue For fat shakers The fat fetishist so that's um definitely

that's che for sure one time i hooked up with this big girl and after we hooked up she was like she came really hard and she was like kind of shaking and stuff and i didn't even think about this but i like kind of slapped guys always wondering why he can't get his YouTube kicking with Mr. Age restriction. Come over to rumble. I fucking, I slap her kind of on the belly. I was like,

Hey, you good? And she's like, don't ever touch my stomach like that. Yeah. You slapped her on the belly. I was just kind of like, Hey,

you good, man? Yeah. Probably the man is, but I didn't even think about it. She was like, I just put on a lot of weight recently. She's like, have you ever put on a lot of weight before? And I was like, no, no.

I'm like, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend. That's so funny. So she did not want the belly touched. She did not want me to tap her on the belly like a good dog or something. Have you ever done a girl that kept her shirt on that big? No, no, no, no.

Okay. Why have you? No, but I've seen once where there's a fat girl and she, they had a, she kept a pillow on her the whole time in the video. Really? Yeah.

Which is pretty hilarious. What video? Oh, it's just like a thing. It was on the internet, Daniel. Not that I looked up just came into my feed

but no I just like was so it was like hilarious to me that she had the kept the pillow there because the girl wasn't even that fat

but I guess she had stomach or something yeah and I was like that's hilarious just have the pillow there the whole time

you're doing a porno man let it loose dude yeah okay we're gonna do one more thing on this because me and Kurt actually did a sketch about this I just have the pillow there the whole time. You're doing a porno, man. Let it loose, dude. Yeah. Okay. We're going to do one more thing on this because me and Kurt actually did a sketch about this, but it was sort of on the end of the Andre thing. But it's like, because there's a lot of articles right now.

And I feel like it's almost a little bit with the, when I see all the internet, the arguments between like feminists and red pill stuff, it really kind of reminds me that just like feminism was just an audit on everything yeah like it really reminds you of like your girls like you know hey you're doing this too much and you're like okay let's put who's doing what too much you know what i mean it's kind of like so everything sort of got audited you're sitting on the subway wrong you're fucking yeah you're you're talking to me wrong you're answering your phone too much whatever the fuck and it was two years of people being like, okay. And then it was being like, well, if you think about it, you're doing this, right? It was like, you know, it was like, well, the first thing that obviously was the first one

when girls were kind of like, men do this and this and this. And it was like, yes, when we pay for stuff more. That was probably the first people being like, then why am I paying for stuff more? If everything's, whatever, right? But then, so now it's going back and forth. Now it kind of is almost back to like just how it should be. It's like, yeah,

girls are complaining about their things and guys being like, that's not a real thing. And actually you do this. Yeah. Yeah. But there's, there's a lot of articles coming out about why guys are too cheap and like, don't date a guy that does this.

Cause there's cheap. And a lot of them are pretty reasonable. So we did a video that's coming out Monday being like, um, like the girls have cheap phobia and it was like all the things that, but this is a list of all the things girls say, avoid this guy because he's too cheap. Okay.

Which is great. And I feel like, do you have any, what's a- You met him at synagogue. And I was kind of- You just caught him walking out of the synagogue. Do you have any life hacks? I would say before you just caught him walking out of the synagogue in the town do you have any life hacks I would say before you even start this

which are the things that you do do that are like cheap things that you get away with on a date like what's a what's a way to

get away with on a date or with a girlfriend anything like that I don't I think one of the I wasn't even gonna say this but like I think that

probably the first thing is you, the hardest part to do is you can't go too big too early on and set a precedent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. 100%. Yeah. No, you got to start small. Picnic is great. Yeah. Like if you think you're going to be like,

Oh, first date idea, let's go to like Carbone. And you're like, well, you ain't ever coming back from that, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. No, no, no. That's a tough one. But you, you well, you ain't ever coming back from that, dude. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. That's a tough one. But you have sort of a problem because you like that sort of fancy, fancy stuff. Well, I like it. It's not a problem because I do like it.

It's a problem for you because you go there and you hate it. No, I don't hate it. I just don't like it any more or less. Yeah, yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Actually, I do like it less, but I don't hate it. Well, you like it less because of the money. No, no, I don't like it less because of the money. I like it less because I don't like the fancy, schmancy environment. less because the money i like it less because like i don't like the fancy schmancy yeah you

don't like putting on airs i'm just a normal guy you know i'm just a your average red-blooded guy of course you go to like the nicest restaurant in new york you can i get a can of beans that's another thing yeah if you want to put like ketchup on something they like scoff at you ketchup what's wrong someone did that guy for he-man war had the funniest joke. He already posted it but it was like something along the lines of like you go to a fancy restaurant and it's like the waiters also act like they're fancy and you're like well you're not rich.

You know what I mean? Because it is true the waiters are kind of like saying everything in this proper way. You don't even know that and you're like you're not rich either though. Like don't you have roommates? And you're like, you're not rich either, though. Like, don't you have roommates? Yeah, what are you scoffing at me for? Dude, yeah, no, the money-saving stuff,

I think I'm big on like, oh, let's walk to the next thing. Like, that's part of the adventure. In February. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, hey, bring a coat. We'll start at a place and we'll walk to another place and walk to another place and walk to another place we're not ubering anywhere we're not fucking or so you save money like that where you like

literally won't over and you'd make it like because it's cooler oh yeah it's like well we're seeing the city yeah new york it's a walking city oh i'm gonna show you a bunch of places i like along the way yeah and she'll be like but i'm gonna get all sweaty and you're like you're damn right you're damn right so the ones they go uh the ones he's not into hallmark holidays so any guy that says that have you ever said that that's a hallmark like saying like this is they're they are giving away scams a little bit i'm sure chad gpt could come up with this bad boy too but basically that one is you basically say like I don't like to celebrate birthdays and valentines day because

I'm not like a slave to the man matrix I'm not a bot so I don't celebrate fucking valentines I don't like these corporate entities and I don't support what they believe in yes and that one you get I get like I'm never have the guts to be like I'm not doing

valentines day or they go forget wallet like forgetting wallets like the ball Crazy yeah, that's especially since the tinder swindler came out like you can't be and also It's like you if you can have your wallet in your phone now you can pay with yeah You gotta be forgetting like literally gonna be like well. I got robbed on my way over here And they're like oh, that's horrible you still want to go on the date and it's like yes i do yeah yeah i do more than ever i'm so shaken up the only thing that can i need something to calm my nerves right now sweetheart but the other ones they start getting to he checks for coupons and it was like that's not crazy to have a coupon no the coupon when i did see that and i was like man to be like oh well

it's what's going to make it more affordable it's like that's just makes perfect sense yeah there's a point i remember like my buddy waldo like we legitimately go to a arby's and he's like outside on his phone trying to go on all the coupon sites and you're like yeah this is pushing it yeah especially since he makes good money and it's also it's like that's going to cost you what like 15 bucks or something it does but like okay if you're on a first date pulling out a coupons a ballsy move if this is a girl you're dating it's like yeah if i have a coupon i'm using a coupon well because girls if you go to the movies you have a gift certificate of the movies i go i'm just supposed to not use that yeah yeah the problem is a lot of girls are like demented and then the no they are but they

they're like yeah like the money spent is uh like a representation or like an evaluation of them so they go like oh you're cheaping out here that means like you see me lower and you're like that that makes no sense you do a little bit have to not tell them you're using the coupon like if you buy something with a gift certificate in their mind they'll be like oh it was free so this doesn't count as something you bought to me no no no, no. That was on the balance sheet. That's on the balance sheet for sure.

That's on the balance sheet. That could have gone to me. And I'm sending it to you. I'm poorer now on paper. That's fucking jokes. I do like how in this article it did say that they're like, you know, we've come to a time where it's normal for women to pay for stuff. But a man should still be paying for it. Totally, yes. They'll never give that up.

Yeah, it's like, wait, wait, wait. We are equal now, but. Do you know what also the difference is? I feel like girls don't realize this, but it's the truth where they can say, like, you know, body positivity, but it's like all the hotter girls are still going to get, like, richer dudes and all that sort of stuff. but it's like all the hotter girls are still going to get like richer dudes and all that sort of stuff whereas like guys they don't play this game where so if you were just like oh yeah like uh it's everything's equal now all it would take for one guy to be like yeah i'll just pay for everything and he just puts himself above every single guy exactly he goes like i don't yeah i got lots of money yeah okay well oh you guys are all equal now i'll be the one guy in the whole

world that pays for stuff is what it's called and when you look at the body positivity thing it's like okay yeah calvin klein has like a fat chick in underwear and you're like okay but then you look at who's the most popular chicks on instagram was like the most following it's like we got the data we got the fucking data it really sort of did put like uh the internet put a big skew into their whole thing because you have like you go who's the girl that has like 80 million followers? Like that chick ain't the same girl. That isn't the Down syndrome girl on the Victoria's Secret or whatever. It's just not.

Although maybe it is. I don't know. It's just a rocket. And also it goes against the whole like body positivity thing. It's like, oh, beauty is not the most important thing. It's not most important to be beautiful, but it's like- It should be when you're a model. But they still scale it all.

You're trying to sell that, yeah. It's like, then why are we sexualizing someone with Down syndrome? Like, what? Yeah, that's even way grosser, yeah. Yeah, it's like, oh, it's not that important to be beautiful, but this chick with Downs, you'd fuck her, right? We can all agree she's the hottest one in the world, right? Most fuckable downy that

is wild yeah but yeah that's why we are that's why the girls will always still have those things because all it takes is for one guy to cross and that was even what i was saying about andre's thing a little bit which i've said to him because he was like you have to do all this stuff and it was like then don't i don't know it's a competitive marketplace there is like then don't spend that money but you just know there's some guy that has. The trick isn't being like, I'm going to try to date these girls that want a $200 date on the first date. The trick is to find your niche of a girl that doesn't want that. Exactly.

If you're going to be going out with a girl that's looking for a fancy boy, and you're just going to get demoed. If a girl's like, oh, I think that like gym rat dudes are so hot. I go, you have fun with the gym rat dudes. That's not my demo. I kill it in like the earthy hippie chick community. I'm fucking,

I'm doing numbers there. I, I hooked up with this girl who like her form of air conditioning was she had like this wooden block that was different sizes the way you would place it in the window. So the taller it was, the more air was flowing into the room. I'm like in the window so the taller it was the more air was flowing into the room okay yeah she's not asking for a lot of money that's a cheap date

yeah she has a homemade air conditioning unit yeah homemade air conditioning you're not gonna take her to carl well because it's like you're because if you if the block sideways the windows only open a bit so only a little bit of air is coming in if you put it like upright it's like it's just like a fucking 110 degrees well it was winter time so that's that's the whole system yeah really is that where you're just like you got the whole trick to being cheap is like you got to find a chick that like isn't going to be disgusted by that yeah but also on board i've gotten i've had girls uh that's like because i didn't like i've always never been like oh i'm gonna show how much money i have that's just never been my game because i'm also just not like that and i feel like i don't act different that much

different around girls than i just do around everybody else you know what i mean and i've had like girls say where i'm just like yeah i'm not into like fancy stuff or and they'll say like yeah like i told my friends even i was like this guy's And they'll say like, yeah, like I told my friends even, I was like, this guy's really cheap, but I like him. But like, he's super cheap. And I was like, I'm actually not cheap. I wasn't lying. I don't like, but she was like, well, I don't know. It just seems like the type.

And I was like, didn't even realize it. But it's like, I guess it does come across like on the first date where I just like keep slipping in how much I don't like fancy things. I'm just like, I don't know. Like I could never go to a fancy restaurant that's just gross to me it's like you're right that does come across as a guy forty dollars for a bottle of wine that's fucking nuts but i was like talking shit the way that it would with dudes but like to her but also

i think we don't think about that as dudes like that's not something if we're looking in a partner we're not looking to be like is she cheap we? We're less like, yeah, we're so, we're just, we're just saying who we are. I'm like, I could wear blue jeans for the rest of my life. I don't give a fuck. And they're like,

Oh, he doesn't want to fucking spend money. He doesn't want to look nice. He just want to dress. What if we go out to somewhere fancy? It was like, well, he doesn't like fit in that.

That's how they're still evaluating. But also you could, I guess say the other way where the girl's like, yeah. And you were telling everyone, like you kept mentioning how like this and you go, that says more about you that like, I knew I could still smash you and I didn't even have to put even the slightest bit of game.

You go, that's fucking ruthless. You go, yeah, yeah, I didn't even feel the need to try to suit myself up. Doesn't care about value, just the price tag. I'd say I'm 100% guilty of that. Oh, yeah. Or the discount. Like, the marketing things where you go this was ten dollars down to two dollars versus like this is you know it was always two dollars like they could be the

exact same thing but you you'll fish me in with that 100 free dates only that's jay's thing i love free dates yeah yeah i'll take on a free date any day and also you can make a free date sentimental i took a girl so you do that kind of stuff oh i one time i was like i didn't even plan this but i what does a free day look like how do you oh you are like one girl's walk it is a walk that's the only thing it could be is just a walk you know i was like i was like i need to go christmas that's so funny picking her up you meet her at her house she goes where we're going we're just kind of gonna walk around yeah we're just gonna walk around but i was like i got from your house to my house. I was like, I got to go Christmas shopping. Do you want to come Christmas shopping with me?

So I had to get shit for not her, but for other people. Yo, you turned your chores into a date? I did. I did. And then I told my sister. You sound like I watched this female dating strategy podcast, and they would not like you. Because it sounds like all the dates from hell that they talk about.

But I told my sister about this. But you were having fun. We were having a great time. We're hanging out. But also, I told my sister about this. She was like, that's such a stupid move. And I was like, why? She's like, because this girl's going to be obsessed with you.

Because it shows like, oh, you care about your family. You're taking on a sentimental thing. You're talking about your family. There's a lot of fun things to talk about. Oh, yeah. And then I'm telling, oh, I have nieces and all this stuff. And I was like, I just needed to get this. I was like,

I forgot I was going to take this girl on the date and I needed to get Christmas shopping done. So I was like, ah, we're going to mix them up. Yeah. I was just, I was just fucking,

she just became another Aaron. Yeah. Combining air. Exactly. Uh, we did go out for drinks though, but we did go like one for one. And that was her.

She was like, I'll pay for the next round. I was like, get it, get it. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Won't pay for parking. I feel like I'm in all these categories. But I feel like I'm not cheap. You are cheap.

Am I cheap or do I like a deal? I also support not paying for parking. Because you get away with it so many times that I feel like it evens it. Danny, we... Yeah, I know. We had our scam. We literally had an office in downtown Toronto

and we had five different spots around the city that we park at. We had the church. We got banned from a church. We got fake license plates and shit. We printed out fake parking permits for the church at one point. I forgot about that.

We had parking permits for the church and then there was like the about that. We had parking break for the church and then there was like the lot that was closed down. We had to for a bit and then we had the company that you could park in their visitor parking as long as you moved it at lunch.

We legitimately do that. So how, if you aren't cheap, then does that make you cheap as well then? Who said I'm not cheap? Okay, so we're both cheap then. Won't pay for parking.

Wants to share meals. I actually, that one I don't like. The share meals? No, I don't like The share meals? No I don't like Yeah Just think of Or it's It's too obvious

When you're like With a bunch of people And you go to a place And it's kind of And you're like The guy's like Oh you know what I'm not hungry

And you're like You can tell They just don't want to pay For this spot Whatever And you're just like Okay well I'm not gonna eat If you're not eating

Like obviously Yeah No I'm a big food guy So I'd never pull shit like that When I go to like brunch With a girl I'm like We're each getting a thing We'll get a third thing to share and we're sharing everything i'm like we're fucking yeah i want to eat as much of the menu as possible so like i will

go in on that eats before he comes is one thing they say i don't think i've ever done that that is bald to like show up to the restaurant what are you getting he's like oh i and then says he'd rather be at home so that's all the ones for anyways at home though is like fuck it's like yeah these are not necessarily cheap things these are just like again you just you have to set the tone for like just dating this person he's like it's just like you can't blow your wad all at once you know you definitely don't want to blow the lot okay and you're not in a big hurry you're going to stick around For the Patreon Okay What time is it?

6 to 10 If you have to leave too That's 6 to 10 How long is the Patreon? An hour About an hour I can hold I can do the full thing

But I can do some of it Okay So we're going to go Over to the Patreon Again Patreon.com Slash the boys cast Also Jay

You can catch him on tour Want to say the tour dates Yeah I'm going to be I'm going to be in Washington At the end of this month And then I'm going to say the tour dates yeah i'm gonna be uh i'm gonna be in washington at the end of this month and then i'm gonna be in uh fucking i'm in rhode island i'm in indiana i'm in california i'm in uh houston i'm in dallas i'm all over america got some shows in new york as well uh you can get everything at chaterina.com i'm also chaterina on all social platforms except for twitch i'm little dinky news News on Twitch. And catch me in Buffalo, Calgary coming up.

Calgary. Tampa and Boston. All right. Peace.