The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild
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In a controversial decision, Mark Zuckerberg has announced he will be reducing censorship on Facebook
to allow one n-word per year per white person,
which some critics have noted is a huge increase from the previous allowance of none.
Zuckerberg reiterated that he's not encouraging anyone to use the n-word,
he's just saying it's there if you need it,
and then amended that statement saying,
well, not if you need it, that sounded kinda sus, but you know what I mean.
Now that censorship is out
It's time to shake things up at the book and honestly our old censorship policy was kind of mid he continued also deadass
I can't win because some people are saying one n-word isn't enough so I'm getting flack from both ends
But I actually think one is the perfect amount because the scarcity makes it hit different when you do drop it
You know at least for me it does.
Governor Gavin Newsom went on record to criticize the policy, saying,
I don't know what makes Zuckerberg think he can hand out N-word passes, let alone a billion of them.
But when asked whether or not he plans to use his allowance, Newsom responded by saying,
Off the record, I already sold mine to Chuck Schumer.
To which Mark Zuckerberg responded,
Bet. The boys. The boys' house. Collapse. The boys' house. Schumer to which Mark Zuckerberg responded that This is the boys cast.
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We ought to fucking be out here.
You know what I'm saying?
What's new with fucking Danny, man?
What's new with Danny? I'm saying, are you
happy? I'm going to turn this down a little bit.
Are you pumped since the Zuckerberg
new announcement? That I can call chicks
chattel? This is what
the articles are incredible
for this. And if you haven't seen the video,
Zuck goes out there. The meltdowns.
So Zuckerberg's full-on
like Gen Z wigger right now.
Oh, it's insane.
He's a full on
sneaker head.
But the people
aren't happy with it.
They said,
calling women
household objects
is now permitted
on Facebook.
Let's go.
This is what we
fought for, boys.
This podcast started
literally because
we were like,
we can't call women
household objects.
So we have to start
the boys cast.
The free speech. What we really meant when people were saying free speech. What we really meant. We were like, we can't call women household objects, so we have to start the boys cast.
The free speech.
What we really meant when people were saying free speech.
What we really meant.
I'll tell you what, Danny, if I'm going to go the other way, it's not as fun when you're allowed to.
That's true.
Right?
If you're allowed, they're like, okay, call me a fucking household.
I don't know.
What's the idea that people are calling them household objects? I've never even heard that.
I didn't even know that was an option.
Have you ever called a girl a fucking broom i don't i guess a dishwasher
you call them oh i guess you call them like dishwashers yeah so you're allowed to do that
again i mean literally sometimes like my wife will be like we need a house cleaner i'm like we have
one yeah it's you yeah that's like what do you mean so i guess that she's there it's a you know
it's the the memes like the 2000 uh you know it's six i guess three billion
women still ain't clean kind of yeah yeah those are back they're back i guess but it is funny they
in the article they said users are allowed to for example refer to women as household objects
or property or transgender or non-binary people as it i think what i Big yikes Zuck Big yikes
Zuck
Zuck Zuck Zuck
Dirty dog
Wiggerberg
The San Francisco
You know fact checking people couldn't have loved this
When you came in with the new rules
Do you know how many fact checkers they had?
How many?
40,000
Stop it
There were 40,000 people who were employed to fact check
and you know they're every single one of them is a san francisco nerd uh they're and they're also
unemployed now good luck with that transition also there's gonna be a lot of transitions because
you're literally going up to someone who's transitioning and being like also
imagine that though when he's doing the meeting there's like 50 people with like blue hair.
And he's like, also another one is a trans people.
You can call it.
Okay.
See you later guys.
Bye guys.
I'm off to my bunker in Hawaii.
No reception down there.
So don't try and call me.
It's pretty fortified.
Well, some people are a little mad at him because not mad at him, but I, well, obviously
some people are mad at him, but it felt like to me, there's definitely a lot of people that are like on the right that are kind of like
too little too late sure yeah you know what i mean like oh now the wind blows and there's a lot i
mean there's a lot of people period but you're just like duh yeah obviously like i i don't know
if anyone thought that zuck was like ideological in any way like this man is half man half computer
all sharp yeah yeah he's just like computing the whole time and he's like his main computation is do i want to be enemies of the
federal government right and he goes no yeah like you i agree that it is corny but on the other side
and obviously i hated that shit but on the other side i don't think that the idea is like that
mark zuckerberg is as much of a spineless coward as much as he's like a fucking bloodless shark
yeah he's just trying to increase
shareholder value. That's all his
computations are, must increase
shareholder value. That man's cold-blooded.
You know what I mean? He doesn't give two shits
about... No, he doesn't care about any of this
stuff at all. And also
Elon's out there saying he's a free speech platform
and he was like, I can't let Elon be
the speech guy and then I'm getting cucked out here, especially
now that he's Gen Z. He's kind of cucking Elon a little bit because Elon's been kicking all the people off now, so he's kind of like, I can't let Elon be the speech guy and then I'm getting cucked out here, especially now that he's Gen Z. I mean, he's kind of cucking
Elon a little bit because Elon's been kicking all the people
off now, so he's kind of like, who's the cuck
now? You think that he took that as that was
happening because people were getting mad at Elon because I guess
with the HB1 visa stuff
and then he started being like, oh, freedom of speech
not reach and started kind of
backtracking a little bit, realizing that
he didn't really love it when everyone was
just letting it fly. No, no. It's not good for business. didn't really love it when everyone was just letting it fly.
No, no.
It's not good for business.
He didn't love it when people were just letting it fly.
So I think that's a part of it that he kind of looked at Elon Musk and he was just like, maybe I'm the... Yeah, I'm the free speech dude.
I mean, I have the chain for it.
I have the baggy shirts.
That is...
You don't see a lot of...
Hip hop went super against all that shit.
Even all the...
So much of the hip-hop guys.
I'll tell you what, especially white hip-hop guys,
unless they're really in the Macklemore,
trying to get the awards type genre.
Yeah, yeah.
Like playing the game.
I mean, literally, it's a death sentence for your career in hip-hop
if it just turns out you're gay.
No, Frank Ocean is doing okay.
Tyler, the creator.
I guess...
Danny Paul. No, no, no. It's like if you get caught being gay, No Frank Ocean is doing okay Tyler the Creator I guess Well I guess Danny Polichuk
No no no
It's like if you
If you get caught being gay
Like when you weren't open
Like you gotta be
From the jump gay
Maybe they'll let you in
Oh yeah for sure
Like if you get caught
Sneaking into DMs
As gay
You're like you're done
That is it
One
I agree with you
That you could be gay
But you can't
You better
You better be the guy
Coming out yourself
Oh yeah yeah If you get outed Do but you better be the guy coming out yourself.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get outed.
Do you remember there was that guy that rapped about sucking dick?
He was like, oh, yeah, believe this, Faggot Bruce.
You don't remember that guy?
F-A-G-G-O-T, this is Bruce.
Dude, look that guy up.
And his whole...
And all of his raps were about blowing dudes and dudes And stuff like that But he's like a gangster
It's crazy
I haven't heard of him
It's crazy that he didn't
Pop through to the mainstream
F-A-G-G-O-T
This is Bruce
Dude he's so funny
You know
Was it comedy rap though?
Johnny Pop Pop
Was it a little
Tug of war
Cheek rap?
I guess he's sort of
Being funny
But he is like a famous rapper
Yeah you think YouTube
Is going to follow suit
Seeing like that meta
And then YouTube's like Coast is clear for us or are they gonna be like no we're still
yeah i do think that everyone goes a little in that direction if they aren't already it's funny
they all had to give a million bucks to trump which is like no money right nothing for these
but they had it was like a ceremonial inauguration or something they had to play like a ceremonial
vig yeah yeah i don't know see i, I told you. This guy was like...
I guess he's sort of out of the game
right now, but he was for popping for a second.
He's a gay black guy. I mean, his Spotify
looks like he's out of the game.
Three songs. Yeah, okay. We'll play one.
I'm the turd tickler.
I'm the turd tickler.
I'm the turd tickler.
Bruce Lich
smacking dick to your face piece shoe trick. Either the mouth or the I'm the turd tickler.
I feel the rim like Kobe.
Anyways, you get the idea.
Yeah.
This is from 11 years ago, by the way.
He's not doing great right now.
Yeah, I know.
Obviously.
This didn't work out.
You wouldn't bump that in your car?
I'm going to turn, take a look.
Slip that onto someone's playlist is funny, though.
Like get busted at a party Having that on the playlist
I feel in the crease
Yeah yeah
He's like a huge black eye
You go to like some honky tonk bar
Where you have like the jukebox
Where you can put the song on
You know and just put it on
Oh excuse me
Do you have any favors
Excuse me
I'm just wondering
Do you have any
Do you guys have F-A-G-G-O-T
This is Bruce
Do you have that song Love to hear have f-a-g-g-o-t this is bruce
do you have that song love to hear anyways okay but that so anyways zuckerberg that was the first
part of it yeah i think that if you are uh like if you are 70 year old republican fox news dad
you definitely are walking into facebook with a new chipper on your shoulder you know what i mean
buddy yeah you have i mean you're getting your Maga meme accounts restored
all of a sudden.
You wake up to that email.
It's Christmas all over again.
We've reviewed your content and found no violations.
Lib Killer 4-5 has been reinstated.
J6 Patriot, your account has been restored.
Exactly, right? And then the same day, Trump pardons you, J6 Patriot Your account has been restored Exactly right
And then the same day Trump pardons you
And then you get your
J6 mega 4-5
Patriot killer
According to the section of the policy
Prohibiting such speech that was crossed out
A new section of the policy
Notes meta will allow allegations of
Mental illness or abnormality
When based on gender
or gender orientation.
That's wild.
So you can call non-binary chicks mentally ill.
But you can call gay people mentally ill, which I thought, yeah, yeah, that's kind of
like a pretty big step right there.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
You're like, you guys are really going for it here.
He probably wouldn't have.
When he went to do the, when he told his like the did the board meeting
about this if he had to there's no way he was the one that told the whole company hell no like he
was like someone else told that and he goes he was in gotta go yeah he was not available he was on a
flight somewhere or something or he was rolling political and religious discourse muslims
jews jews About transgenderism
And homosexuality
So that means
You can quote the bible
To be like
Why
While you're sinning
And stuff like that
Adam and Steve is back
Yeah
It's not Adam and Eve
Adam and Steve memes
Are gonna be coming in hard
They're gonna be coming down
Like snow on these snowflakes
Yeah
The true snowflakes
Are gonna be the Adam and Eve memes
Everyone's a little different
Yeah
We'll see
You know I was thinking,
you know how they had like a 500% increase
in transgender stuff in the last week?
Six years or whatever it was.
Yeah.
It's sort of funny to think of it as like,
okay, what is trans?
You go, basically you're put in the wrong body, right?
So like if you think of it,
if it was actually true,
you go, okay, for the last years,
God's just been putting so much more people in the wrong body yeah and just so you go up to heaven and
god's just drunk out of his mind oh i thought you were gonna say he's chinese yeah why would
that be oh it's just like you know like you buy you ever see like shirts in china and they're
like they're all fucked up you know it's like god has a lot of he has a lot of kids doing all the
body personality combos yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I know I'm picturing him up there just fucking drunk out of his mind.
You're like, God, there's 500% increase in people being put in the wrong body.
He's like, fuck you.
You're like, God, take a break.
He's like, why don't you take a fucking break?
Suck my dick. No breaks.
I don't get breaks.
Suck my fucking dick.
God's just playing video games and stuff like that.
I'm picturing God chilling.
He's drunk out of his mind.
There's just like, I don't know.
Hitting a bong.
Yeah, he's like basketball.
Like the way you shoot like a piece of garbage into the litter box.
Sure.
He's just like there with a body.
Like fucking, I'll give that.
Guy, girl, fuck it, right?
Just like balls all, all misses.
They're just all over the floor.
Well, he's just getting wacky up there.
He's like, how about this one?
It's not at all.
You know, this one changes.
What is this one? Guy or girl? You know what? Fuck up there. He's like, how about this one? It's not at all. This one changes. What is this?
One guy or girl?
You know what?
Fuck it up.
Let's fuck things up.
He goes, listen to me right now.
Both.
Yeah.
You go, God, come on.
What are you doing?
You can't do that, God.
God, both.
You can't do that, God.
He goes, I don't fucking care anymore.
You're a guy.
You're a girl.
You're both.
You're going to switch daily.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I think that's what potentially was happening.
So they got rid of that the company removed a prohibition against statements denying the existence of
protected groups such as statements this certain group of people shouldn't exist oh the policy
allows for content arguing in favor of gender-based limitations in the military all right here we go
so they just kind of see where this...
Wayne Gretzky right here.
They kind of see where the puck's going.
They saw where the...
He put his...
He licked his finger, put it in the air,
and he goes,
all right, well, you're allowed to say
there's no women in the military.
We're not better for it.
We can at least agree on that.
You can be in it.
It's not better.
Gender-based limitations in the military,
law enforcement, teaching jobs.
I don't know why
the t oh maybe you're saying men can't be teachers men can't oh you can say that maybe
well i don't know why they said teaching jobs included in there i don't know because i don't
know i did read i don't know who makes the argument honestly women are worse policy
and it was kind of confusing it wasn't like that super cool i think a lot of it is they just got
rid of the policies uh the company also updated its misinformation policy to note the disillusion of U.S.-based
fact-checking networks.
And this is where they said-
Those are the bastards who fucking got me.
This is the bastards that got me many times.
Yeah, PolitiFact.
That's who got me on my pants on fire.
The other thing, when you're talking about they got rid of 40,000 fact-checkers, they
also, do you know how much money that saved?
That's probably what actually happened.
Yes, obviously, there's some wind blowing stuff.
He's looking at Elon. He's just like, wait wait so we can fire these 40 000 people now uh-huh
yeah yeah and i'm sure you're telling me good money oh probably 100 grand a year do the math
on that easiest job maybe more than 100 grand a year i mean all right so i'm gonna five zeros on
40 000 i'm gonna put 100k a year on the fact checkers times $40,000.
$4 billion?
So they just saved $4.09.
What the fuck does that mean?
My calculator broke.
Your calculator doesn't even go to that.
Turn it on its side.
Go horizontal.
My calculator couldn't even handle the number.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Turn on the side work.
That was interesting.
$4 billion.
Yeah.
So I saved $4 billion potentially overnight with this move.
And the platform is better for most people.
I'm sure people prefer it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, some people will be like, I'm going to-
Some people aren't going to prefer it.
I'm going to Blue Sky.
Well, you're on Blue Sky now.
It's fine.
Dude, I actually saw you logged into Threads the other day, and then Threads kind of has
their trending topics thing now.
And then they had the number two trend was Threads users moved to Blue Sky.
That was his worst move ever.
Yeah.
Threads users have moved to Blue Sky?
Blue Sky.
That was like the number two trending topic on Threads.
Why would Threads allow that?
Because I think people are like, well, you know, free speech, dude.
It's fucking Mark Wiggerberg.
He's just like, he's the free speech guy now.
He goes, hey, if you want to go, you want to go.
He doesn't even give a shit anymore. He's concerned about his AI and stuff like that. Yeah, all the AI and all that shit. He goes, hey, if you want to go, you want to go. He doesn't even give a shit anymore.
He's concerned about his AI
and stuff like that.
Yeah, he's all on the AI
and all that shit.
He's got the glasses.
Well, the article's hilarious though
because it says,
Meta says fact checkers
were the problem.
Fact checkers rule that false
in their last act of defiance.
In their ass they go,
false.
They remove his post.
I would love it.
PolitaFact says, actually, the fact checkers were not the problem
no we actually helped everything that's why everything's so great
right now think about how bad it would be
I don't believe we were doing anything in any form
with bias says Neil Brown
so Neil Brown saying
if you think that some of these San Francisco fact checking
organizations had like liberal bias you're fucking
out of your tree pal
regardless of where you align
everybody has a bias
for you to just say we collect
we happen to find 40,000
completely unbiased people
in San Francisco
all 40,000 of them not one of them has a bias
not even a single
you don't have any bias
well the argument also was that
the inherent thing was bias
if you're not allowed to question people that are a guy or girl and you're like well religious people don't think
that so the the rule the rule in itself was biased for sure saying that i mean there's a
million things you weren't the hunter biden laptop the well that's the clear political bias
million covid related things that were not true a global non-profit that runs politifact one of
meta's fact-checking partners there's a said there's a mountain of what could be checked
and we were only grabbing what we could.
And then he put Dana White on the board.
He's just so into UFC where he goes,
fuck, how do I hang out with Dana White?
That's actually a good point.
Yeah, he's like, what do I do?
He's literally going to be like George St. Pierre,
John Bones Jones is going to be the new board.
Kind of. Why are they on here? He going to be like the new board. Kind of.
Why are they on here?
He goes, I just like hanging out with UFC guys.
I just have all these questions about technique.
It does feel a little like that where it's like, what does Dana White have to do with being on the board of Facebook?
I have no idea.
I don't know what value added he could bring there.
No, I think it's really that Zuck's like, then I get to hang out with Dana Whitemore.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I just get to be pals with him.
He's really done a 180 on himself, though.
Insane.
But.
Real glow up.
It is a glow up, but.
It's a Bezos level glow up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But again, I don't think, again, Mark Zuckerberg probably goes to China,
and then they were just like, you know,
you have to tell us who said this so we can put him in jail.
And he was like, of course.
Of course.
Like, I'm sure that his policies.
Well, no, there's no Facebook. They don't have not you're right but if they did or other
countries like i'm sure that zuckerberg has you know i'm sure that if push came to shove and it
went the other way he would be right back i think he might be going full elon musk where like
literally some like german official because you know how like everything's banned in germany
where like you'll get something taken down on twitter and they're like yeah the thing you
posted is illegal in germany you're like i don't live in germany like he might go full like
elon musk or someone some german officials like this needs to be removed then he's just like f
you retard do you see that elon literally replied to some guy two days ago some guy like just like
posted something about the critical of elon musk elon musk's response to him f you retard no i did
not see that like dude you don't have enough shit to do like you run SpaceX
launching rockets
you just have time
to like
I wonder if he does it all
or he has people
like does he have
the Trump thing
because he might have
saw that with Trump
with his nine guys
tweeting for him
and he's just yelling
and screaming
well Trump still
dictates the tweets
no but Elon
that's what I'm saying
Elon Musk might have
like a guy that rolls
around with him
that are like
his two tweeters
yeah
Tweedledum and TweeterD
and they just kind of
stand beside him and he's like oh you, you know, what if I do this?
And he kind of shows him, he goes, approved, you know.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, add a retard on there.
You know, I think it's very possible that he has like a bunch of guys just kind of around
him that are his like tweeters for him.
Or he's got the Neuralink.
He just hasn't told anybody he hooked it up.
He's Neuralinking his tweets potentially.
He's like, if you retard, I'll just post.
It is possible.
Well, anyways, there was one more.
There was a couple of these things in that category
where it was obviously signs of the wind blowing the other way.
But this is a Daily Beast article.
I shouldn't have told you that.
I should have went the other way.
I should have said whose article do you think this is.
How cancel culture spread from celebs to universities.
That's a Daily Beast article.
Spread from celebs?
Yeah, well, it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They're trying to say that the celebs to universities. That's a Daily Beast article. Spread from celebs? Yeah, well, it doesn't even make sense.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
They're trying to say that the celebs started it,
then it got into the universities.
No, I mean, that's...
No, I guess they're saying the people who got canceled, maybe.
Oh.
The point of the...
Regardless, their point is...
The point is the Daily Beast,
this is what they're up to right now.
Yeah, this is what they're up to.
Do you know what Daily Beast articles
looked like four years ago?
Uh, yeah, why everything's racist.
I really do think my theory is the best.
The peak of everything is when hot chicks started getting involved.
And I think that activism and all that shit, the real peak was...
It's because it's like...
The hot chicks do the thing, but they always come in late, right?
Yeah, of course.
They're the people buying Bitcoin right now.
They do.
This is like a hobby for them.
Exactly. They're just like, oh, something fun's happening over there yes but like and i'm but my life's nice because i'm hot so then i'll go oh yeah the not well there's benefits to gain right yeah the not
hot chicks were doing it to be interesting that's true like they're doing it of kind of like this is
my thing i'm the person that's into this like wacky thing i'm in the band that no one's into
and then the band gets really famous and then the hot chicks start getting in and the band's like
oh we don't have to bang those girls anymore right i know oh hot chicks like us now yeah i mean that's
usually a good barometer of how things are going when hot chicks are right and then when it gets
infested with hot chicks the like armpit hair kind of activists are just like well now the hot chicks
are getting all the clout because, you know,
they're going to get all the articles written about them.
They're going to be doing the press tours,
saying the stuff that they thought of.
And then...
Stolen valor.
It's a little stolen activist valor.
Stolen ugly valor.
But this is, you know,
that is the nature of any social thing
is once it starts to get popular,
the hot chicks,
like even artists, musicians,
like, you know, once, you know, no matter what the guy looks like,
no matter what he's doing, once it starts to get popular,
there's going to be hot chicks starting to hang around.
And are the hot chicks the first out the door?
Are they the canary in the coal mines here?
I'm kind of saying the opposite of that, I think.
They stay the longest.
You're saying it's the uggos are like, we're leaving.
Well, I guess it would be in between.
Because my argument is more that once the hot chicks get in the game,
then start taking all the credit,
then there's not as much reason for the other chicks to start doing all the stuff.
So they kind of take the foot off the gas pedal a little bit, right?
Because they were doing all this stuff, getting all the clout.
The hot chicks swoop in, steal all their clout then and then they steal the benefits like
all the you know eventually when feminism kind of became you know just like hollywood actresses or
whatever sure so then basically they take their foot off the gas because they're like this isn't
helping me they maybe find some new thing and then they go start building something else right and
then the hot chicks eventually.
I mean, think about right now as a peak in comedy.
What are you seeing a lot of?
Hot chick comedians.
Right.
Like, when we started, was there a lot of hot chick comedians?
No.
That used to be like a huge thing everyone said was like, oh, she's hot for a comedian.
Yeah, hot for a comedian.
Now it's like, you look around a comedy show, you're like, there's a lot of hot chicks doing comedy.
Like a proper hot chicks.
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, yeah.
It used to be like.
That's the sign of a peak.
It used to be, like, when we started comedy, it used used to be literally you can't be a comedian if you're hot like it's
they're like it's it's never been done it's the four minute mile you're like nobody's ever done
this before it can't be done we've never seen a hot chick as a comedian kind of like i guess
sarah silverman showed up and they were like people were losing their minds that she was like
half decent yeah yeah exactly like half decent and they go like, people were losing their minds that she was like half decent. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like half decent.
And they go,
wow,
this is could be done.
Yeah.
So I think that's what happens in everything.
And I think that probably they go,
why are we working so hard?
You know,
we're not even winning.
And when we do win,
they get all the credits.
So then,
and then those girls,
they're all like 28 now.
So they kind of move on to their new thing.
And when that thing gets popular,
you know,
when you see hot chicks, they're talking a lot thing gets popular, you know, when you see hot chicks
start talking a lot about pickleball,
you know it's really peaked.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, when they're on the courts.
And I'd say YouTubers probably is another thing.
When you see Jake Paul getting into UFC,
you know UFC's at its top.
Remember before poker would have been that,
when you go, oh, shit.
Oh, Jennifer Tilly was playing poker.
Yes, all these celebrities are into poker now.
You go, oh, poker is hot like that, huh?
And then it kind of pushes out the old people.
And then it peters out a little bit and the celebrities go on to the next thing
and the hot chicks go on to the next thing.
And I think that's what's happened here.
That's my kind of overarching theory.
With cancel culture, you're saying.
My overarching theory with just like or just all this blogging
like activism general i think that like too many hot chicks got involved and were taking a credit
without doing anything so the other girl all the other ones yeah there probably was money in the
blogging game too when they got in definitely they were like yeah we'll pay you another like
there's no money obviously i'm hot and i'm not making money complaining this is not my entire
theory of what happened this is just i'm saying it's a part of it yeah it's one of the dynamics that takes place in the midst of a culture switch
you know yeah but i feel like if you always look at things you know the number one way to know that
a culture is peaking is there's a lot of hot chicks around it yeah yeah that makes sense like
and when it's not if you're like a band and you're like you're like man all of a sudden just
like we have so many hot chicks at our shows you're probably like yeah we're doing way better
and if the hot chicks leave you're like oh we're on the we're oh because they found the new cool
yeah like if you look around and you're at a show and you're just like oh it's all ugly girls now
you're like this is not good do you remember for a while like there was probably a while where
like there was sort of um and especially in cities there was a very
anti-finance bro sort of attitude and then now it's kind of like you know this stuff was drying
out all the girls are kind of like actually you know what maybe finance and their finance bros
are getting rich crypto's popping yeah you see a lot of girls start all the hot chicks start to be
like you know what let's go hang out with the finance bros. Yeah, for sure. You know, they'll
switch, you know, because people always talk about women
are...
Opportunistic. I wasn't even going to say opportunistic.
I was going to say that
they're like
agreeable, like they change their opinions
to the in-group a little
more. Sure, yeah. Like the opinions around
them. Yeah. So
flexible. Yeah yeah but you might
you know probably in the olden days you would have a situation where uh you know you the like
the leader of your guy the leader of your kind of like crew or tribe was like the main guy and then
that guy gets killed by the leader of the other one and then you're just like okay well that's
our guy that's our guy now yeah exactly and i's a little, you know, they'll be on your side.
But I think a little bit, you have to fight it out.
And then if you lose, they're on to the next, you know, they move on.
So I think finance bros are kind of back in a little bit.
Yeah.
I mean, they got the money.
They've always had that.
Catnip for hot chicks.
Can't get enough.
That's a funny calling
Money
I love that shit
Catnip hot chicks is money
Prove me wrong
Yeah
Prove me wrong
So if we want to go the other way
Here's cancer
And we're going to talk about Trudeau
But here's cancel culture that
me and Danny do not
stand for and is still happening in other
countries.
Do you know what I'm about to say? I don't know.
Kim Jong-un! Oh, this is
this grinds my gears right here.
You know what's funny? Because it says Kim Jong-un
bans hot dogs, but
I was like screwing me up because I was like
Kim Jong unbans hot dogs. But I was like screwing me up because I was like Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs.
Because look, it reads like he unbans.
Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs
reads as Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs.
Kim Jong is the man.
Because some people have been sending
these articles and I started looking at it
and then I'm like looking at another one
and I'm like, oh, I guess he reversed it.
I don't know who this kim jong guy
is but fuck he's a real heat north korean patriot unbanned hot dogs which is so weird because like
they love hot dogs in south korea oh yeah that's a big problem with it well that's like that's like
the one of the new hot dog trends is you go all around new york and they have like the
korean hot dogs they're like they're like uh they're like the pogos but then they're like
coated in all this like potato and shit you ever had them no pretty good there's one right by the cellar
interesting it's like like maybe like a five doors down from the cellar there's like this
korean hot oh dude you gotta try one i haven't been on that oh dude you'd love it man well this
is an opportunity for joey chestnut to do the most badass thing that's ever happened in his life
joey chestnut shows up just sets up shop outside of the embassy
dude they literally just like drop him in from a helicopter rambo style yeah yeah yeah he's got
to like kim jong-un just breaks his neck liberates the people of north korea or he
fucking joey chestnut puts a bun on him eats him liberates the people of north korea yeah
just ends with just one big burp.
That's the cancer culture that no one
talks about. That's fucked up. Joey Chestnut, if
he went there and ate a dog, like if
he went there and he ate like 50 dogs, that would be like
when Lenny Bruce got taken out by the police
or George Carlin from saying the seven words
you can't say on television.
That would be Joey Chestnut if he went there and just
dropped a few dogs. I mean, we'll never see it
because nothing gets out
of North Korea,
but they probably have
their version of Tiananmen Square
where some guy just goes outside
and just grabs a dog
and just puts it in the bun,
just puts a little mustard on there,
maybe some ketchup if he so chooses,
and he just eats it
right outside of like...
The thing is,
you better be ready
to kill yourself
because it's not...
The problem is
they don't kill you for this.
They send you to labor camp.
Yeah, labor camp.
Labor camp is a tour.
You do not want to go.
Listen, between me and you,
that's not where you want to be.
No, no, no, no.
You do not want to go to a labor camp.
And it's like a lot of the labor camps too.
It's just like, it's a pointless job.
Doing rocks.
You're starving to death apparently.
Yeah, smashing rocks just into ground.
Yeah, and you're basically like skin and bones
because you're not getting enough food. you're hoping like a rat walks around so
you can kill the rat and then you finally yeah but then you put it in between a bun and they
give you an extra 10 years nothing in buns so the leader banned hot dogs the ban is part
of an effort to eliminate Western cultural influences and capitalist foods.
I never knew when I was eating
hot dogs, I go, man, this is what capitalists
eat, huh? This is the food of capital.
Late stage capitalism. Yeah, this is a $2
hot dog. Yeah, really? This is the food of
capitalists. People found selling,
consuming, or cooking hot dogs, even if you
cook one, you go, I wasn't going to eat it. You go, it doesn't
matter, man. It's just like the smell.
It's going to remind me of the good old days. I think it like a korean north korean bell delphine selling her hot dog water yeah yeah you get caught with the hot chicks yeah
hot chicks hot dog water that's that's a uh yeah so labor camps and they have a dish called
budae jjigae which is a stew with hot dogs and spam.
And it's become a target of the ban.
And this was a South Korean food.
And that's why.
So apparently what happened is why it started is when the American military was going over there.
The American military was like bringing dogs and showing them about dogs.
Yeah, introducing them to dogs.
Yeah, because the American military guys would go bang the chicks in the South Korea.
Sure, in the bases and all that stuff. You ever heard of this dog business? And guys would go, you know, bang the chicks in the North and South Korea and all that stuff
Yeah, you ever heard of this dog business and there go what and they're like literally like it's like giving like a actual dog
I think you know the first bite of a hot dog where they're just like what?
What is this
Exactly crazy. Yeah, but so damn man, it's just rock if it wasn't bad enough in North Korea
You're like give me insult it insult injury. in north korea you're like give him insult insult
injury imagine it's crazy too it's like you're like you know they they run their government like
a government does so they're having meetings and they're like how can we like solidify our culture
and someone's like i don't know oh you think this was a committee and not kim jong-un being like
someone he talked to somebody about it you think like i don't know like i imagine he has some
advisors a bit of an iron fist yeah i mean i imagine obviously if someone's like no dogs are fine he goes well get this guy out of here never also labor camps uh increased
are part of the increased penalty for people who divorce oh so yeah that's not super crazy that's
a guy who really wanted a divorce if you get divorced in north korea you wanted it if you
guys still in there being like worth it i I mean, he literally killed his own sister.
Yeah, yeah.
Awesome.
The man's making some.
He's a wild card.
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And then in Russia, the party...
So just to...
Russia finds party goers for looking too gay.
So we have a photo of what he looked like.
Johnny, pull up a guy in a Habs jersey.
He's wearing a Kendrick Lamar t-shirt.
That's a Kendrick Lamar wrap.
Oh, man.
Looking too gay.
The best is having to plead your case too, right?
Yes.
There was the bartender who got off or whatever they didn't give him a ticket
for looking too gay because he goes no i'm goth oh yeah literally a russian bar like this bartender
was like no this isn't gay this is god i don't what don't you understand yeah he's like what
don't you understand this is no gay guys is gay guys is up here i'm down here yeah he goes nothing
gay about this he goes i actually get tons of snizz. Yeah, that's true.
If he could show, like, look at my phone.
I have tons of nudes of
other goth chicks and they go, we'll allow it.
Yeah, we'll allow it. Okay, well, what about you,
Habs Jersey?
They fined people for being too gay at a
nightclub. The analysis
of the independent
Russian media outlet showed two detainees were
fined 50 000 rubles for trying to arouse interest in traditional sexual relations so that this one
they're saying no you're actually out here trying to cruise yeah you're cruising but the other one
with the original one was just looking to was the bar allowed to remain open because you think this
is like obviously uh it is true though dl gay bar that can't be like obviously we can't be like we're a gay bar but they're like for people who
know like we're the game i don't think you want to have a dl gay bar in russia man i mean this was
one how do you know they fucking got like 20 people for looking gay ah they're handing out
tickets left and right they didn't give no they said they gave two oh i thought it was multiple
no two people were fine oh I thought it was Multiple people got
Alright
Mistaken
Well they might just been
Some bros having a fun night
And they're like
Yeah
And he was like
Why are those pants so tight
You know
The guy goes
I'm a rock and roll guy
Yeah they're like
It's funny
Yeah
Nothing to Russia
But it is interesting
That's what's going on
Over there
Whereas over here
Zuckerberg's like
You can say whatever you want
It's free reign
Look as gay as you want
I guess all those rules
Are already on Russia doesn't care If you're talking shit about trans people no no they encourage it you
get a medal of freedom yeah yeah i mean no in russia you're talking shit about trans people
they're like what's trans people yeah we don't have that joe everyone you know how they always uh
back in the day everyone's names were you know blacksmith and goldsmith that's what you're
saying like all the jews are gold and stuff like that because they all were jewelers gold lust but it's funny to think if like now
you had to do that whereas like a guy would be like i'm john uh reviews video game tim marketing
yeah
my father was a marketer his father was a marketer his father's father was a marketer
i'm stacy only fans oh
she's korean yeah just because the j His father's father was a marketer. I'm a Stacey Only fan, so...
She's Korean.
Yeah, just because the... Yeah, because the jobs are so insane now.
You know what I mean?
Or did you only get a name like that
for having a working class job?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because there's people...
They didn't have like...
Nobody's last name is Doctor. Davey Finance here. No, yeah. I don't think. I don't know. Because there's people... Like they didn't have like... Nobody's last name is Doctor.
Davey Finance here.
No, yeah.
I don't think people have Doctor as a last name.
Medicine?
Yeah, they might have had some version of that.
But there could be a different...
They might have had some version of Doctor.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, maybe there's some.
Medicine Man?
Yeah, Medicine Man.
Medicine Man?
So Justin Trudeau.
Let's talk about this for a second.
Do you want to cue?
Cue. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Bit of cinnamon. So Justin Trudeau, let's talk about this for a second. Do you want to cue?
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Na, na, na, na.
What?
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
That's not a Beatles kick.
Well, but I was going to say goodbye instead of hey Jude.
Oh, okay.
But you can do that one.
Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
Hey, goodbye.
Yeah, there we go.
That's a solid one.
Nailed it.
He passed.
Also, he had one last thing.
He passed through his propaganda law.
Trudeau journalist cabal receives payments.
Yeah, finally, they got their little kickback.
Yeah, their fucking kickback.
Their little Google kickback.
They did exactly what I said.
The only reason I brought it up because I was so right about this whole thing.
So basically he was just like,
if Google wants to operate,
and then he got rid of all news,
and he was like,
if Google wants to operate here
and these places want to operate here,
they have to give our journalists a bunch of money.
And you go, lo and behold,
what does a journalist mean?
It was like, well,
you have to get approved by Trudeau.
Of course.
You have to come in
and get the Trudeau stamp of approval that
you're a journalist doing good journalism and not misinformation.
Lo and behold, once again,
misinformation is anything this bad
about him. Yeah, yeah. Like any rebel news,
they're like, yeah, we obviously didn't get it done. No, so they give
$100 million to fund
propaganda. But Facebook hasn't done this,
right? So is it...
No, Google did it. Facebook hasn't. But Instagram and
Facebook, when you go like
Yeah you can't see them
On Instagram and Canva
You can't see the news
No you can't see news
That's so crazy
It's a fucking joke
That's so crazy man
I know
So anyways
They're really asking for it right now
To get fucking taken over
It does seem like
That's getting a lot of play
In the news
Dude so I have
Cause I have that like box
Where I have like
But it's from Canada
So I have like
Every Canadian channel Yeah So I was watching CBC last night And I was like I have, because I have that box where I have, but it's from Canada, so I have every Canadian
channel.
Yeah.
So I was watching CBC last night, and I was like, I'd like to say, when Trump first made
the first joke about this, and I was like, he's serious.
Everybody's like, no, he's joking.
Everybody's like, no, he's joking.
I was like, no, he's serious about this.
It took till yesterday when Trump did, I don't know if you saw Trump's press conference yesterday.
He literally says-
Yeah, I did.
He's changing the Gulf of of mexico to the gulf of america he's renaming the gulf of mexico he
goes it's going to be gulf of america he's on one right now dude he's on like this is like legendary
right here he goes greenland and panama canal he goes we'll take them by force if we have to
which is like literally a declaration of war like he's literally like I'm declaring war on two sovereign nations.
I guess he's doing the same thing that Russia did in a little way.
I guess, yeah.
Except for like there's no claim to Greenland.
Like the Panama Canal, we built that.
38,000 Americans died building the Panama Canal.
We sold it to Panama for a dollar.
This should have never happened.
And they're fucking us over.
Okay, fine. But like Greenland, you have zero claim to he's just like i just want that and we'll take
it if we have to they have 50 000 people like good luck denmark fucking defending greenland like you
have no shot but then the and then canada he's like yeah we'll just like slap so many crazy
things on them but like with the trudeau thing he didn't even like everybody's like he resigned he
didn't resign elon musk speaking of wild tweets he had one against Trudeau too because Trudeau basically
uh you know did a thing fucking corny as comment he goes no snowflakes chance in hell that yeah
snowballs chance in hell no snowballs chance in hell Kananakan is ever gonna be part of America
and then uh Elon Musk tweet he's like you're not the fucking governor anymore so fuck off yeah you're on a really funny like canadian kind of news item was uh because he said like no
snowball's chance in hell and then pierre polyev did a thing with jordan peterson where he said
shit and then uh there was like some article i think it's like on the cbc and they're like
when did these politicians start talking so filthy? Oh, come on.
For Snowball's chance in hell?
Really?
Snowball's chance in hell?
When your neighbor is literally talking about annexing you?
And they're like, hey, hey, tone it down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No need to curse.
Let's just settle this.
They are trying to go back to their roots now instead of talking about gay sex yeah you guys whatever your last nine articles are about why gay sex so amazing but anyways i
was watching cbc last night and it's like now it's full-blown panic in canada really oh yeah
yeah they're like well no one i know is panicking no no i'm saying on the news like they're like oh
he's actually serious this is
like and a lot of the politicians are like yeah this is serious like the mark miller guy who's
like the head of uh immigration who like fucked the whole country up or whatever that guy i saw
an interview with him today and he's like like literally he's like well you know uh they're not
gonna take us over because uh good luck for them finding us on a map like kind of shit oh my god
yeah really
not good you're like i'm telling you this is not the way you want to negotiate this thing
but anyways trudeau didn't resign he said i intend to resign as the head of the liberal party yeah so
he has a couple more months but he again and then he shut because he didn't have a chance he didn't
have a snowflake chance of winning again no he didn't but again he's just like what actually is
like helps the liberals because you're like this guy could never have won again well it helps them in some it helps him personally
well it's like he gets several more months of being the prime minister but you're like
he shut down parliament for a minimum three months he can extend that so you're like okay
trump is literally in office in 12 days from now is talking about sanctioning you and like all these tariffs and
like literally absorbing you as a country and you sent your whole government home like you literally
sent everybody home for three months like three months is wild minimum three months minimum three
months because he can extend it right he could say like hey we didn't find a good new leader for the
liberal party so we're going to extend this like there's a very good chance he's still just prime minister come election time
in october yeah people are saying that you were hot on that bet and you might lose it now well
we'll see we'll see i guess so right we'll see i mean that guy is does not want to give up power
like i feel like everyone all over the reputation of trudeau when i go to places kind of are just
like that guy
sounds like a dork yeah he's like he doesn't have a positive so i i made a i was thinking maybe we
could go through a couple of his like top scandals that were funny since he's gonna be gout i know
he's not out out but like think about remember when biden like stepped down and then he's still
the president forever yeah and you never no one ever talked about him ever again no like there
hasn't been any biden news he's, that guy's just out of the...
He's gone.
He's gone.
He just, like, has the odd...
Like, has there really been anything
that, like, has come up with him at all?
I mean, he has the odd tweet.
Like, basically, he has the odd tweet,
which he obviously doesn't write,
being, like, $800 more billion for Ukraine.
Yeah.
It feels like, for the most part,
that guy is just, like, out of the zeitgeist.
I think he had a tweet yesterday
about the fires in LA.
And then, you know, just... But, again again he doesn't write them right yeah so my point is i i think after this it is a little bit like trudeau's on the outs you're not gonna hear but you're not gonna
be doing anything too wacky anymore but well but the problem is is that they actually have this
issue they have to deal like biden didn't have some like mexico trying to take over america and
you're like this lame duck president who's like
asleep at the wheel you're like canada actually has an issue right now see i don't i guess i'm
on the other side of that it feels all just like bullying so they can try to get better trade
arrangements i get like maybe but like doesn't feel like it's actually in the cards i get like
you know i and that's what a lot of you seem to think it's a little more real than i do yeah i
mean i don't think it's like a zero percent chance thing again i'm like i'm like i go what a lot of people... You seem to think it's a little more real than I do. I mean, I don't think it's like a 0% chance thing.
Again, I'm like...
It feels like it to me.
I'm like, I go on a lot of Canada Twitter stuff.
And there's a lot of people who are in favor of this,
first off, in Canada.
There's a lot of people who are like,
yeah, let's do it.
And also, Canada has no military.
Their military is like...
One, their military...
I was looking at it yesterday.
Their military budget
is set as a percentage of their gdp right and they haven't like like they have all these money
that they're supposed to spend on like subs they never bought them like they their military is not
strong by any means they did all the diversity shit they focused all on these like social
services took money like away from the military but like trump could just like crater their gdp and then you're like okay well you spend 1.7 of your budget on the military of your gdp and they go okay we'll
just lower your gdp and then you're just like we'll just fuck you over like he could just do
a few things and like really again their whole premise in canada is like we're friends like why
would you do this and trump goes yeah we yeah, we were. Yeah, shit changes.
Yeah, we were.
I guess.
Shit changes.
I think you're going to be incorrect about this.
I mean, again, it's still a long shot that this happens.
Okay.
I don't put it at a 0% probability.
Well, either way, he's definitely not the guy to be dealing with it.
And it's probably good for the country.
But as a farewell, I went through,
I wanted to go through some of his top scandals because the guys, you forget how much,
like, you know, time always makes you forget a little bit,
but it's like, that guy just was damage city.
He was a meteor for the country.
Yeah, he has not done a good job.
The We Charity scandal was a banger.
Yeah.
You remember that one?
Oh, of course.
The We Charities.
Well, if you want to you can describe
any of them if you want i mean basically these the the kielburgers what was that those these two like
brothers who were like they were like these child prodigies and they started this charity and then
it was just like what was it like they embezzled tons of money or something yeah his whole family
so the trudeau government avoided a 900 million awarded a 900 million student loan grant program
to we charity so a billion dollars
an organization with trudeau and his family has personal financial ties trudeau's mother brother
and wife received significant speaking fees from we charity so basically like he has this
organization that his like family's friends are like super involved in and he gives him a billion
dollars which is like unprecedented amount of money for canada yeah that honestly that that kind of you go that probably shit happens in america
all day sure residential graves that was another one the residential graves i mean i i call that
like week one i go they haven't found anything yeah i remember i had a comic a guy we know
messaged me he's like i don't know he's like it's pretty like i think there's like a lot of this
shit i go no i'm like they haven't found a fucking tooth nothing a bone fragment nothing
and they like yeah and they burned down 120 churches and he cheered it on yeah he was just
like fuck those churches exactly yeah uh obviously blackface and brownface are you know a couple
favorites yeah i mean those are by far the best uh people kind yeah people collected that girl
people kind was solid people kind was it was a good. I don't think you can say that when you did Blackface so many times.
Yeah, Peoplekind was a big Trudeau one.
Vacations with the Aga Khan.
Yeah.
So the Aga Khan is his buddy, who's this billionaire philanthropist,
and he's buddies with him.
But this guy gets all this federal funding,
and then Trudeau keeps taking Aga Khan,
sending him private jets to go hang out on his private island. So this guy's whining and dining Trudeau keeps taking Aga Khan, sending him private jets to go hang out on his private island.
So this guy's whining and dining Trudeau, and then Trudeau's giving him like billions of dollars.
Yeah, hey, you scratch my back, I scratch your back.
Yeah, the Aga Khan definitely got his back scratched.
Aga Khan's back scratched.
It looks like Tucker Carlson after fucking the Demons.
That thing is raw.
Yeah, Aga Khan's back has fucking been done worked on yeah his india trip
basically he's not a bunch of india scandals but he went to india and then he brought which was
like the equivalent of like a sikh terrorist yeah so it would be there'd be the equivalent of if
someone came to america and then they were like oh'm going to bring a couple of my buddies to this dinner
and then brought his buddy to the dinner.
And the guy was like one of the guys that bombed 9-11.
I think he did Air India,
the biggest like plane terrorist bombing in Canadian history.
It would be like someone from Sweden comes to America to the White House
and they bring their buddy and their buddy's an Al-Qaeda.
It would be kind of like if you brought
a Nazi to Parliament
or something and just gave him a round of a pass.
Another scandal.
He did do that.
Well, it's kind of...
Whoops.
I think what his deal was
he was just like,
oh, an Indian guy?
You guys love Indian guys.
I have all your clothes.
Yeah, you guys, Indians.
Oh, I'm in India.
Of course.
They love Indian guys here.
And in his mind, he's like, there's no difference.
He doesn't understand any of the interdynamics.
And he was wearing all the stuff.
If you see the photos where he's wearing that orange.
He was wearing all the gear.
And everybody around them was like, we don't dress like this.
The main guys were like, we wear suits. I shop at Patagonia. we don't dress like this. The main guys were like, I shop at Patagonia.
Like, I don't dress like, nobody dresses like this.
I guess the equivalent of that, I like doing the equivalents,
would be, you know, a guy comes to America from, let's say, Sweden,
and he's, like, visiting the prime minister,
and he shows up with, with like American flag do-rag
and like a white beater
yeah totally
like
and he's got like
a big belt buckle
and cowboy boots
yeah like cowboy
just the works
and you're like
I don't
some of us dress like this
traditional
and then also
I have a member of Al Qaeda here
yeah
whoops
it's just like
the dumbest trip
of all time
I mean he is literally
arguably
like I know
it's hard to tell
when you're in the moment
but like he is gonna go down as arguably the worst he's literally arguably, like I know it's hard to tell when you're in the moment, but like he is going to go
down as arguably the worst person. He's the worst one.
100%. No one's taken
a country on a bigger
dip than him. Hell no. The Freedom
Convoy when the Canadian truckers were there
and then he started blocking off their bank
accounts, crypto, putting them in jail.
All that stuff. I mean, dude, there was people who
donated to the bankers or to
the truckers who had like their, remember that GiveSendGo website? Right. And then they got outed and then they were dude, there was people who donated to the bankers or to the truckers who had like their...
Remember that GiveSendGo website?
Right.
And they got outed.
And then there was people getting fired from their jobs for just donating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that was one.
His carbon taxes were always a big scandal.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know if this is related, but the fucking Canadians haven't meddled in the
World Juniors in the last two fucking years, and the United States won both golds.
You're not happy with that.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
It's crazy.
You're specifically unhappy?
Well, it's insane.
It used to be Canada versus Russia.
I know.
And Russia's not even allowed in it anymore.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah, Russia's not allowed in it.
Can Russian players still come to America and play?
They can, but so there's the nhl all-star game this year is they changed it because like the format was getting really boring like most all-star games and so they they change
and they go it's the four nations cup or whatever and it's uh i believe it's finland sweden america
and uh canada so you're like there's like it's supposed to be this like kind of best on best
national thing but you're like no russians yeah and the russians are the russians would be top
three easily so how do they leave did what you think putin would be like no you know
putin loves puck man are you kidding me are you kidding me dog putin loves puck he goes go
fucking over to america and just go light it up for me go fucking light the lamp that's true
he's not going to be preventing someone from playing in the nhl no hell no although apparently
there was like our temi panera new place for the rangers here a russian guy like they did some
shit where they were like threatening his family and stuff back in russia because he had like he
had some issue where camera what it was exactly but he plays with the rangers and he had some
issue where they were like i don't know what was going on but whether he like didn't want to go
back to rush or something and they were like literally like threatening his whole family to
like kind of fall in line oh yeah there's a whole thing he i remember he took like two weeks off
because like he was like dealing with all this family shit because they were like that's tough
to play puck when you got your family being held hostage yeah yeah so then and then he did and then
the last thing on trudeau is he did his uh speech
which i don't think we're gonna watch it it was like 30 minutes long and it was crappy and he
basically was like saying all the accomplishments he had something like that it was a joke all of
his things this is what he says this is what he him in his own words this is what he say his top
things were progress on climate action reconciliation on indigenous communities and canada's leadership
on the global stage that's what he's literally that's what and Canada's leadership on the global stage. That's what he
sees. That's what he sees as legacy.
On the global stage.
And then you'll see like CBC
or like Toronto Star, like the really left
leaning places will be like, the economy
like under Trudeau
like it did, went up
like, you know, it's like the best
it's ever done versus Stephen
Harper. And you go, yeah, now adjust that for inflation and let me know how it's they literally don't adjust for
inflation no no they just go it's up 50 or whatever they're like it's our gdp is up 50
in 10 years you should be higher than that honest to god you should have your journalist license
revoked immediately if you're writing articles, not adjusting for inflation.
I saw multiple articles basically saying like, actually, Trudeau's economy for his 10 years
was better than Stephen Harper.
Nobody thinks that.
Like nobody, like maybe like whatever Canadian.
What the hell?
Yeah, it's going good.
Like your average person is like, it's never been worse.
That's something else.
Crazy.
Yeah, these people are jokes. And then they getting a nice little check from google for it and and they get their fucking payday from
google yeah yeah so a guy's a joke good that he's gone i think everyone's happy about that turkey of
the decade turkey of the decade turkey of the decade everyone's pouring a beer out for that
you know what i mean there's a lot of people with a molson canadian right now just man people are
pumped but that's the thing is he won't leave.
I know he's not going anywhere.
It's so crazy because everybody's like he resigned.
You're like, no, he refuses to leave.
Yes, but he's on.
He's going to be gone.
But he was going to be gone regardless.
Here's the thing.
He was going to be gone in October when there was going to have to be an election.
I know you're right.
And he was going to lose and he was going to lose.
So like he's just dragging this out.
And like what they really need is like he needs to basically bring back parliament because you have this trump situation
and then at that point they're gonna be like okay well we need an election and you're out and he
doesn't want to do that because he just wants to stay in power so this is his you know move this
is really like a fucking double birds on the way out yeah the whole country it's crazy so you're
not you're not seeing it as more poor one out you're seeing it as fucking he's getting us again yeah i mean dude there is a chance he will still just drag
this out for several months i mean they did a poll in canada for the new leader of the liberal
party to be like i guess take over or whatever and then they were uh it was like seven people
and then there was none of above not like none of them and none pulled the highest right so it's
like literally none of the above did best okay so you're just like i don't know i don't know how
this plays out well whatever anyway moving i'll move on from the toronto thing but i felt like
that was a pretty big news but um there is new york news that i feel like I have to fucking weigh in on because NYC congestion pricing is in effect.
Driver's guide for map costs and exemptions, blah, blah, blah.
This is like, in my opinion, corruption to the max in this city.
Uber, Lyft winning big time.
Dude.
So I don't know if anyone's heard of this,
but it's like an enormous thing here.
I feel like it's been just like,
I've seen people just arguing on the internet nonstop. I don't know if it's like an enormous thing here. I feel like it's been just like, I've seen people just arguing on the internet nonstop.
I don't know if it's like worldwide.
I don't know if it's American.
Any big New York news makes it around.
But basically, they made it.
And it doesn't even affect me because I don't have a car.
I mean, your Ubers are all more expensive now.
Yes, but less.
So not by much, right?
Yeah, not by much.
So Uber made this thing where if you drive into Manhattan, it costs like, I think it was $11.
I think it was $9.
But if you're a truck, it's like $18.
If you're a giant truck, it's like $30.
So $10 a day.
People that commute, they're adding $10 a day.
And then Uber only has to pay like $1.50 a day.
And then Uber put millions of dollars.
Hundreds.
I think it was hundreds.
Lobbied for hundreds a millions of dollars hundreds i think it was 100 lobbied
for hundreds of millions of dollars this feels like the craziest corruption period where you're
just like like even when you hear uh there's a hundred thousand ubers and lifts in new york
like this feels like if uh like this feels like on par with raytheon like actually going to you
know going to russia and then telling putin like, fuck off. Oh, yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Like, it's hate if you did something.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's then like actually like go starting the war, not just lobby.
It's like they go in there.
They started.
They go.
There's a problem we don't even have where they're basically saying the environmental
thing issue.
They go, there's too much car.
So we need to get rid of cars so we can have more of our cars.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, basically.
Why would it be cheaper for Uber if you go, okay, we're going to charge $10 to come to the city.
Why would they make it cheaper for Uber?
Why would they get a discount?
It doesn't make any sense.
That doesn't have less cars on the road.
Yeah, it doesn't have less cars.
All it does is, yeah, exactly.
You're like, if you live in New Jersey, you're not like, oh, well, it's $9.
I guess I'll take a $90 Uber.
What's the difference?
Why would that help?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm curious how people will adapt to it.
I've seen, this is purely anecdotal.
I don't even really know,
but I've seen a couple photos
where somebody's like,
yeah, normally it was like five o'clock.
It'd be like packed right now.
No, it's packed now.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's not either way.
It's just like,
they have replaced every car with an Uber.
All this hurts is just like middle class people.
Yeah.
Anyone who,
you know,
had lived far so they can have a cheaper place.
Yeah.
And then they drive into the city.
And they drive into the city.
I mean,
not even live far.
You might just live in like the Bronx.
Yeah.
You might live in Queens or like whatever.
Like it's not anything crazy.
You're just like a middle class person living in Queens.
You're like,
yeah,
I have to work in the city.
Well,
their,
I think is the kind of like,
well,
why don't you take the subway more?
And you're like,
in the last week, a fucking, someone was lit on fire pushed on the tracks
and then daniel penny did something and they tried to fucking they almost ruined his life yeah they
put him in jail for 20 years yeah like i don't want to do that dude a girl was lit on fire like
a week ago pushed on the tracks and you're just like well there you go take the subway more or
give us 10 bucks an hour and you go what's this for exactly you go dude Yeah, take the subway more. Or give us 10 bucks an hour. And you go, what's this for exactly? You go, dude, when it gets traffic-y enough in this city,
like people stop driving anyway.
It's like, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Yeah, for sure.
Like people know you go, hey, you know,
you don't go through this area.
All you're doing is taking, you know,
50 bucks a week from like your average fucking person.
You're just making like,
you're the people who like can least afford it
slightly poorer now.
Yeah, that's all that happened.
Under super high inflation.
Yeah, it's really something else what these people have been up to yeah or you're getting a woman
punched in the face i guess yeah i guess you can get punched and again if you defend yourself
you're gonna go to jail yeah yeah so don't forget that don't don't defend yourself too much
scientists this week have been up to some real wacky stuff my friend so we got we got you know
how i feel about science right now We're going back to back to back
on science articles
because the first one's
probably my favorite.
Why young women
simply can't resist
an older man
like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh!
And the scientists,
they have some theories.
Is it because his good looks?
Because of his catnip?
Yeah, is it because
of the catnip
or is it just the good looks?
They're not sure.
Is it because he's like
a decent looking 50-year-old man? That, sure or is it just the good looks? They're not sure. Is it because he's like a decent looking 50 year old man?
Sure.
But is that the only thing?
They haven't decided.
Obviously, they've thrown out the idea that maybe it's because, I don't know, maybe the
movie star thing plays a part.
Yeah, maybe rich movie star.
They haven't been able to figure it out.
Leonardo DiCaprio seems to prefer dating women half his age, but science says that it might not be
solely his decision. So scientists
aren't sure, but they think women might like a movie
star? Oh, okay.
Okay. Alright. This is what
science has discovered. Men tend to
initiate relationships with younger women
and the age difference tends to
increase as they get older. Previous
research has shown men place
greater importance on the youthful
appearance of their partners while wealthier men want to boost their image and then they're
speculating i mean they want maybe they want to boost their image as like a third order benefit
they go yeah the image is good but they also like don't want to pipe some old bag
these scientists this is what you have to remember the scientist is like
it's you know remember when we did the apple sketch where uh with the phone with the phone
where it's like the one girl being like you know and we're gonna add this function all the guys
which i kind of imagine what the robot thing would be like if if right now they were just like okay
we have this robot it's gonna be twenty thousand dollars and it's you know gonna clean your floors
and all the-
Sure.
It's going to film everything and send it to your wife, anything you do at home.
Well, no, I was just saying all the guys being like, you better put a pussy in that thing
if you want to sell any, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like 10,000 dudes being like, and every guy in the room being like, does it
have any other functionality?
Like, no one's going to want to say it, right?
Anything else?
Any way you could modify it.
Is there any-
Yeah.
So that you said it could sweep.'s good that's helpful i mean i have a roomba that's only three hundred dollars yeah
this is twenty thousand and now uh just to get a look at the model maybe pop the pants off you
know what actually forget it i'll just go on lunch you guys figure this out there's no pants he goes does have any crotch storage right so i don't think any guys want to
you know get too into it but this is where they were speculating so i think it's uh five or six
people in the room you know five or six scientists five or six scientists are scientists two of which
are women yeah the academics added we speculate that the pattern of men partnering with younger women may be more pronounced among men with high socioeconomic status.
Just spitballing here.
According to the notion that having a younger partner may signify prestige.
One evolutionary theory is that youth signals fertility, which men are hardwired to be attracted to.
So they haven't been able to put their finger on it they don't know what's going on and
they really are they really are hesitant about actually reaching a conclusion
because that's when they do not because if they go when you speculate the tap
stays on it now we need another hundred mil to figure out whether it's that they
actually heard we have a hypothesis at best now we have to use the scientific method to prove that so we're working around the clock to figure out why men
want to bang younger chicks but if they figure it out then they go i guess on to some new science
okay we're looking at a 90 year old chick and then a 25 year old chick and we like have a working
theory that there's some fertility yeah that a billionaire might rather want the one or the other
we don't really know why there's it could be like a correlation causation thing here i'm kind of
stumped if i'm being honest honestly i feel like we need more money it's hard to say really yeah
but we don't want to really you know jump to conclusions no they don't they definitely don't
want to jump to conclusions but i feel like that's the guy being like i'm you listen and don't shoot
the messenger but I heard someone else
once, I heard another guy once say,
and this is just, again,
I want to say that this is speculation, but I was
talking to a guy at a bar, and I'm not saying
that he's anecdotal. It's not going to be...
He was pretty buckled. But he said
that the younger one was hotter.
Everyone goes, what the fuck?
You know what? There might be...
A 70-year-old scientist woman. There might be 17 year 70 year old scientist there
might be a scenario where it's like the two chicks but they're two like the kind of annoying
blue hair chicks and then there's four just regular science dudes and they're like they're
like if we say this it's gonna be hell hell to pay like like we're gonna be like hey obviously
the answer in the ghost we're going to hr that's crazy you can't say that the fuck did you just
say wait wait you said a 25 year old hotterold's hotter than me? I'm 55.
What are you saying?
Yeah, just two Portlandia chicks.
Yeah, well, yeah.
It's kind of just like they just don't want to cause a stir.
Yeah, so they're not.
At their work at science. And they also are having trouble figuring out why the 25-year-old girl likes Leonardo DiCaprio.
So the whole thing's boggling them.
It's the meme with all the algebra and shit.
Their minds are boggled they're like i don't know why this 26 year old chick's trying to fuck this
50 year old rich millionaire celebrity i don't know why he wants to fuck this 25 year old model
i mean this whole thing sure you know maybe i'm just old because this whole thing's not making a
lick of sense to me someone's like hey i have an. Why don't we check? Are there any super hot 25-year-old models
who are fucking 50-year-old fat losers?
And they go look that up and go, no.
Holy shit.
We might be on to something.
We might be on to something this year.
Obviously, we're going to need more funding.
Yeah, we're going to need more funding.
That is a single data point.
That doesn't tell us anything.
Very anecdotal.
Yeah, it's just a breadcrumb.
So they're having a really hard time with that
figuring out why rich dudes like hot chicks.
Science has been struggling.
Science is having a hard time. Ever since everybody
lost faith in science over COVID, this is
what they're up to now.
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So some of the experts in the universities, the professors,
Yale course asks if black and white women can be friends.
Sure.
I've seen it. Can you Sure. I've seen it.
Can you imagine?
I've seen it with my own eyes.
I know this for a fact.
Well, they're not sure.
They need a whole course.
I know that they can.
I'm certain.
I think, though, if you were in the room with these academics, though,
if you saw them, the black girl came out and she was like,
and the bunch of the chicks were just like,
we're going to do a study and we're doing a whole course we're gonna get to the bottom of
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up too much why don't you just why don't you just tell me what the answer is?
Yes? No.
Alright, put your hand up if you think black and white
women can be friends.
It feels like it's yes. It feels like
I've seen it.
You're incorrect. Everybody hates
Kate and Clark in the WNBA. Explain that.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is something else that they got going on over there.
They've reached their peak form.
Is this a class you can take?
It's a full class.
Wow.
Class offered by Yale University this semester.
We'll study friendships between white and black women.
They have like a white and a black chick that are like, you know, they're just like playing
cards and they're in like a glass casing and they're studying it.
Like, what the fuck?
Oh, that's probably-
How'd they do it?
That's your secret. Sure. Sure up yeah that's a fucking rocks for
jocks right there that's a easy that's 100 rocks for jocks that's the whole football team's in
there just being like this is the easiest fucking class ever yes rocks for jugs funny thing well i
told you the joke in my friend group that we went to rocks with someone hard and it was hard
We call it rocks for Hawks. Yeah, dude. I did it
I thought our jocks was actually a university went to it's like there was this no everybody's just like easiest course rocks
Or they call it rocks for jocks. It was first year geology or first geology or whatever and you're like no
This is super hard. Yeah rocks for jocks. They changed it. It was rocks for Hawks. Yeah, I was like literally like this impossible
Rocks for jocks, they changed it and it was rocks for hawks.
Yeah, it was like literally, you're like, this is impossible.
We were like, did you ever take women's studies course for the tag?
No.
Hell no.
I took psychology, which is sort of tang oriented. Yeah, I think I took a first year sociology course.
Sociology and psych.
That was always, if you want to be in the tang department, psych and social is a good place to be.
Yeah, but the problem was it wasn't like the gender studies.
It honestly was like, you know, maybe 60-40.
It wasn't like the,
you know, 90-10.
That's first year though.
Because it's first year.
Yeah, because everyone has
to take psych first year.
And you're in a literal
like theater.
As an auditorium.
Yeah, auditorium.
But if you made it
to third year psych,
I promise you
you were down
to very few.
Yeah, you whittled it down.
Sociology at the end.
Come on,
fourth year sociology.
You think that's 50-50?
My friend, stop it.
Yeah, but I mean, that's a commitment.
And the few guys that are-
You got to literally be like, well, I'm going to be a sociologist as a profession just to
get a little fucking fourth year tang.
It's pretty crazy.
Right.
So that's why it doesn't work that good.
Yeah, it doesn't work out that well.
You're like, you graduate and you go, yeah, I got laid twice and I'm a sociologist now
and I'm 100K in debt.
That was stupid. Because what does a sociologist even do you go i don't know you could be like a
social worker or something i don't nobody knows not sure but my dick is wet i got wet twice i'll
tell you both i guess yeah my balls aren't blue anymore i'll tell you that much but this is they
have a black woman and a white woman in a cage and they're like friends and they go how are they doing it like what the fuck you're just having a leisurely chat
yes no no is it like honestly i'm this course titled no time for tears friendships between
black women and white women this is like some shit you think you might hear in like the year
after segregation maybe you're like i think the jury's out on this one.
Yes.
Definitely.
Yes, they can be friends.
This is all, like, super just, like, you know, in the weeds shit where you're, like, very theoretical.
Well, this is the type of shit that, like, you have the dumb white girls that buy into this shit,
treating black women like, oh is do you need
anything yeah of course i'm so sorry like oh would you am i would you like this seat yeah like some
guy got like shot in alabama and you're like i'm so sorry are you okay are you okay about what
someone was shot and go where alabama i don't live in alabama i just want to make sure you're
okay do you do how does it work though do you feel it do you sense it
yeah
how does that work
do you have like
your kind of
black woman magic stuff
going on
that's what I was saying
that you know
we were talking about this a bit
I think on the Patreon
but how
anytime you make something
in the kitchen
girls can always like
feel it
and they're like
what is it
if you're like moving stuff
around in your house
yeah
I'm just saying that they're like Obi-Wan
Kenobi all of a sudden where they go,
I sense a disturbance in the forest.
If you're moving anything around, they sense a
disturbance in the forest. They just
perk up. They go, did you leave the fridge
open? They definitely
can sense a disturbance in the forest when you start dicking
around in the kitchen. By the way, did you see that
they use for this thing contract
grading? And basically as long as you just give an effort,
a good effort, you get guaranteed a B+.
I did see that.
What is that?
I have no idea.
I've never heard of contract grading.
So basically, the minimum you can get is B- or B+.
Literally, everybody gets a trophy.
What's going on here?
So they have a course.
Can't fail?
Can black women...
I mean, it should be one question,
and the answer was yes, but it's not that. and then at the end of it yeah read the do you have that pulled
up the contract grading yeah it says right here students are guaranteed a b plus in the class if
they meet the contract's requirement regardless of grades received on individual assignments
this is seen as an actively anti-racist approach to assessment and a way of participating in
educational justice and equity this is a yale
i know this isn't like some fucking devry shit right this is a fancy course university of phoenix
online like this is yale this is like a previously was one of the dude and he said a big part of the
course is studying karen memes yeah karen means they probably have to watch that you ever see
that do we talk about the karen movie oh for sure they have to watch that is the biggest piece of what was it a talk about the Karen movie? Oh, for sure. They have to watch that. That is the biggest piece of shit.
What was it?
A horror movie?
It's a Karen?
It's a horror movie, yeah.
And it's the girl from Orange is the New Black.
And she's calling the manager on them?
Yeah, it's like literally, but it's like a straight ripoff of Get Out style.
Okay.
Like totally that style.
Like straight ripoff.
And it was the-
Black horrors were popping for a minute.
Yeah.
I mean, Get Out was awesome, but this was the biggest piece of shit.
I didn't like the other one, Us. I never saw it. I didn't think it makes sense. Yeah, I never saw it. They were t for a minute. Yeah. I mean, Get Out was awesome, but this was the biggest piece of shit. I didn't like the other one, Us.
I never saw it.
I didn't think it makes sense.
Yeah, I never saw it.
They were tethered to the people.
I think you literally told me it was bad.
It didn't make sense.
It wasn't even bad.
It was just like logically flawed.
It didn't make sense.
If the people above were tethered to the other people below, then how could they switch?
There was just so much stuff where it was like they're tethered together, but they're
living completely different lives.
So tethered didn't mean anything.
It was like they were tethered when it was convenient and they
were untethered when it wasn't convenient i mean the problem is i can't remember my criticism
exactly but something new with the tethering wasn't adding up for me it's like when you make
it's when you make get out though and then you're like you gotta you literally have like the pressure
you're like i gotta make a movie you gotta make five more but you gotta make a movie better than
get out i know just like good luck i know i know i'm not blaming it on Kiel. No. Or was it Piel?
Piel.
Yeah, Piel.
Jordan Piel.
Yeah, Jordan Piel.
Okay, so this course will seek to determine
whether these friendships can develop on equal footing
and be unfettered by the trappings
of quid pro quo transactions.
Yeah.
Also, it says not all students are eligible to take the class.
The African American Studies course
has marked instruction permission required. How do you get permission meaning it's segregated
it's like you're literally they go hey i'd like to take the course you think black people are
being told they're not allowed to take the course so is this a course for black people on whether
they can be friends with white shit i mean i'm telling you black people aren't being declined
if they want to take the course no who's's getting declined? White guys, maybe? Maybe. Maybe it's men are getting declined.
But you have like an assessment and they go...
I guess if you show any sort of resistance to these sort of mind control ideas...
Why would you subject yourself to this course if you're opposed to this ideologically?
That would be torture.
I think it is just straight up they're trying to get the guys out looking for the tang, man.
They just don't want any YouTubers in there making content.
Do you have a YouTube channel?
Can black women and white women be friends?
And then one guy's just like, I think all three of us could be friends, you know?
And then just like beat it, Tim.
You're not even enrolled in the course.
We already denied you.
He goes, I'm sorry about that.
What's the guy from Family Guy?
The pervert?
Quagmire?
Quagmire.
Just Quagmire in the back of the class?
Giggity, giggity.
I think you can be friends.
Yeah, you can be
better friends.
Get real friendly.
Yeah, real friendly.
This course
uses contract grading.
Students will interrogate
with brutal honesty
the stakes that underwrite
black women's relationships.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The white people
are going to be brutally honest.
Brutally honest!
Hey, white people, we want you to be brutally honest.
I got kicked out of Yale.
That was a fucking setup.
Because you know brutal honesty would be just like,
yeah, I was friends with a bunch of black chicks
in high school.
It seemed pretty normal.
Our friend group had lots of different things.
I grew up in a major metropolitan,
so we had lots of different things in our friend group.
Out. Yeah, yeah, yeah we had lots of different things in our friend group. Out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The first day of the course,
look to your left,
look to your right.
One of these people will be expelled
by the end of this course.
You go, what?
Why would I be expelled?
You go, this is a fucking lie.
You go, look to your left.
Look to your left.
Skip the black people.
Look to your right.
Skip the black person
if there's one there.
One of you will be expelled. One of you will be expelled.
One of you will be expelled.
The other will be on social media, blasted.
Yeah, blasting the person who got expelled for some minor...
Contract grading does seem hilarious.
If you do get into the course, you get a minimum of a B+,
if you meet the contract.
Yeah, which is just like putting... I don't know what the contracts are you have to do like maybe like struggle sessions
probably you gotta really just dude this is fucking nuts if i if i had a daughter and i
sent her to school and she said she was like taking a 50 grand course on whether or not she'd
be friends with a black chick yeah i said this one ain't cheap the black i feel like if i was
a black chick i would get it a little more because you're just like this is easy yeah that's rock this is nothing blacks yeah if you're a black
person you're like this is like sure yeah give me a c let's see what happens okay let's go just
fucking try it karen exactly right well you know it's gotta be a black woman teaching us no sure
but then you just turn around on her, though.
The list readings include a report by Time titled,
How the Karen Meme... So they read Time articles.
They're basically doing...
Written articles we're reading.
Yeah, a lot of videos.
They're reading articles we're reading, but how good they are.
Yeah, right.
How the Karen Meme Confronts the Violent History of White Womanhood.
A Vox article titled...
It's all Vox.
It's all articles.
This is their reading. They give them three websites to read no breitbart in there nothing how the karen meme
became a symbol of racism and a journal article titled querying karen the rise of the angry white
woman imagine you know why yeah you're like here's like first year college there's like some chick
that's like wasn't even into this stuff you know well i mean if you're not into this stuff big mistake you
probably well just maybe you thought it did seem like an easy elective and then you're just like
stand up and then everyone okay and on the count of three we'll all yell karen in her face until
she cries so how many slave owners did you have in your family yeah no i'm not from america the rise of the angry white oh
imagine like trying to if a white chick ever had to like tell on someone for anything in that class
can you imagine the oh not even in the cards i mean i would just not say anything someone's like
who threw that at me the one're like I'll just show myself out
yeah yeah it's so hot
you cannot rat someone out in that class
you get the ultimate Karen
that was a test
and you failed Karen
it feels like some kindergarten class shit
it's all just Karen shit
yeah because you think
it kind of pitches it
like what you would expect
it was just like
yes obviously all races
could be friends
doesn't matter the color of your skin.
But then you're just like,
eh.
Yeah, this is the first day.
I have a whole syllabus prepared.
And yeah,
if you thought we were just going to be done on day one,
then you're wrong.
Eh.
The eating habits that reveal your partner may be a narcissist.
Huh.
This article is something else.
They found that eating meat was a telltale
sign linked to the personality disorder
so what percentage of the population
eats meat you think in the world
in the world well
India in the world because
Indians are mostly vegetarian okay so let's do
Americans of America
in the world it's probably like
say 60%
approximately 90% of Americans eatately 90% of Americans eat meat.
Sorry, no, they eat chicken.
90% of Americans eat meat.
So 90% of Americans, according to this article, are narcissists.
Checks out.
You know what?
Yeah, maybe.
Sounds about right.
Yeah.
So this person did a whole article saying that if you eat meat, you're a narcissist.
They didn't just do an article, though.
They did science.
Yeah, I forget to say this is our science program.
Someone did science, and then someone did an article on the science.
Yeah.
The science.
Yeah.
And the science somehow-
Multiple people probably did the science.
Got a grant, and it says, particularly if the person provides a hierarchical justification,
like humans are on the top of the food chain.
So if you're saying that I, if you go around and someone says like, oh, why do you eat meat?
Which I feel like the question is more like, why wouldn't you eat meat?
Yeah.
Eating meat's the base level.
I think so.
Why wouldn't you?
And you go, because I'm at the top of the fucking food chain.
Yeah, I guess that's kind of an asshole thing to say a little bit.
Well, sure.
That was a lie, I suppose.
I don't know.
I know a lot of people that are saying stuff like that.
But like specifically, you're like, I don't know.
It's good for you.
I like it. I've never. Yeah, you're like, I don't know. It's good for you. I like it.
I've never...
Yeah, it's just...
I don't know.
I think this is where it starts where it's like,
no, you convince me why I shouldn't.
Sure.
And I've tried with the...
It's one of those things where they're like,
okay, do the Beyond Meat things.
You go, okay.
They taste worse and they're worse for you.
Bring it back when you have it figured out.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, the lab, they're like,
hey, we're going to make a lab of meat on a 3D printer. You go, let me know when you figure that out. Let me know when you figure it out. How does it taste? You go, for sure. Yeah, I mean, the lab, they're like, hey, we're going to make meat on a 3D printer.
Let me know when you figure that out.
Let me know when you figure it out.
How does it taste?
You go, way worse.
How is the health?
You go, it's worse for you.
You go, well.
How much does it cost?
He goes, a burger's $1,000.
You go, okay, well, it's not really practical right now.
Yeah, well, okay.
So I think you answered your own question there, pal, didn't you?
Yeah.
Narcissist.
Researchers and scientists theorize.
Honest to God, if you want to start with, if Vivek's to god if you want to start with vivex listening if you want to start with defunding people yeah science grants oh my god i don't
know where this money comes from it's just like what do you mean and you well yeah i know i know
but just you endless like i don't know what department i guess is there like a department
it's a hhs i mean fucking rfk juniors it's busy work that costs millions of dollars gonna shut This is sort of like a department of HHS. I mean, fucking RFK Junior.
It's busy work that costs millions of dollars.
It's going to shut this shit down.
Is this just like an element of the whole Ponzi scheme that is higher education where they go,
look, if we don't get these people these grants, this whole house of cards is going to collapse.
I know.
We have to have work for them after they're done their science training.
Yeah.
Otherwise.
No, it's a whole Ponzi scheme from top to bottom i mean again though
there are people that are doing useful things absolutely you know yeah but the majority of
which seems more like in this line i think a part of that is too many you know too many social
scientists not enough scientists yeah for sure yeah social science is not science because this
is not science they call themselves scientists but they're doing an expose on why if you eat meat,
you're a narcissist.
Yeah, they're like, are meat eaters meanies?
Yeah.
You eat six?
That'll be a million dollars.
And then they said they stemmed from the dark triad personality traits
associated with more negative attitudes towards animals.
Literally, meat eaters are psychopaths.
Well, they're saying sort of.
But yeah, it's like if you go, why do you meat because i fucking hate animals because fuck them i mean look sure yeah why are you why are you eating that burger right now because i'm
fucking cows man dude you don't fucking hate a cow all right i actually go to the farm and
can i can i pay more if they punch the cow first yeah but we didn't need science to
come to that conclusion we could just be like yeah that's that's fucked up if you're eating if the
reason you eat the animals is because you hate them yeah like if you insist on you i don't even
like the taste yeah like if you insist on like butchering your own animals just because you like
the thrill of the kill you're like okay something's going on there yeah agree they too noted it was
linked to behaviors demonstrating animal cruelty.
So everyone on the earth is a narcissist.
A performative preference for healthy foods.
Oh, this is the other thing that they decided in there.
They said a performative preference for healthy foods while in social situations with another
trait associated with narcissists.
Grandiose narcissists exhibit a great desire to maintain a pretentious self-image.
So they said eating meats for narcissists and eating healthies for narcissists exhibit a great desire to maintain a pretentious self-image so anyway so they said
eating meats for narcissists
and eating healthies
for narcissists
what do you think
these scientists look like
Peter Hotez
I'm picturing a lot
of Michael Moore's
yeah a lot of Michael Moore's
a lot of Hotez's
that's something else
to say that if you
eating healthies
makes you a narcissist
yeah y'all just have a salad
you fucking narcissists
look at this guy
ooh
I like it
dark triad alert I feel better you're sick you have a salad you fucking narcissist Look at this guy Dark triad alert
I feel better
You're sick
You have a fucking sick in the brain
Well I found an article
Because the scientists are contradicting themselves
Oh
These are both the Daily Mail by the way
So this is scientists back to back
The same week the same thing.
One is if you eat meat, you're a narcissist.
And if you eat healthy, you're a narcissist.
Second article, vegan men frail and more likely to die young.
Checks out.
Yeah, it does check out.
Yeah.
So what's the answer here?
Exactly.
Well, you're either a narcissist or frail and dying.
Yeah, you can live like a strong narcissist or frail and dying yeah you're not you can live
like a strong narcissist or just die those are your two options weakling dutch scientists who
analyzed 70 000 people found that people who frequently eat vegan desserts bread and roast
potatoes were more likely to be frail in midlife yeah you don't have any protein. Yeah. It's like literally like you have to survey 70,000.
70,000 seems like a lot.
People.
Yeah.
You have to ask 70,000 people of, hey, if you only eat carbs, are you better off physically?
I feel like they probably had the study after the first 20,000.
That is pretty conclusive here.
Hey, man, they got paid for 70.
70K felt like a lot. Yeah. 70,000 seems like unnecessarily pretty conclusive here. Hey, man, they got paid for 70. 70K felt like a lot.
Yeah, 70,000 seems like unnecessarily,
pretty arbitrary number, too.
And then one of those girls who does her whole deal
is being single, you know those?
Where it's like her whole thing is I'm single.
She goes and does articles on being single
and of course I'm being single.
She goes, scientists reveal someone could be a psychopath
and it's not, oh, no, that was the New Year's one
was the single girl.
This is about being single. Scientists reveal key sign that someone could be a psychopath, and it's not. Oh, no, that was the New Year's one, was the single girl. This is about being single.
Scientists reveal key sign that someone could be a psychopath,
and it's not what you expect.
It's being single.
Scientists behind the study at University of Turin,
where 1,000 people,
women are obsessed with the dark triad stuff right now, right?
It's kind of like what they're into right now.
Must be a podcast about it somewhere.
Because it feels like they're all talking about...
I never heard about this dark triad business.
I'm hearing about it right and left.
No.
No, they maybe talked about it in like...
Found that people who are single scored higher for psychopathic traits.
Okay.
It's funny to say.
I mean, like any single person?
I guess it's funny to say that single people are, you know, psychopaths.
But you're like... I mean, that's single people. It's it's a pretty broad like as a widower someone who's like yeah
person died you go you're just like you're a psychopath now manipulators and psychopaths are
less likely to stay in a relationship i mean yeah i guess something there's a lot of manipulators
and psychopaths who have long lives. Those studies
combined cost 50 mil.
This is your tax dollars
at work, people. I was thinking a little bit that Elon
Musk, it is kind of funny where
in a little bit of a way,
I don't know if you saw Bernie Sanders came out on the
HB1 visa stuff and he was kind of saying
that he was
against them. Yeah, he's against them.
Oh, sorry. He disagrees with Elon Musk.
Right, right.
Whereas like Elon Musk
sort of convinced liberals
to be against immigration.
Yeah.
Like a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.
Because he wasn't saying
none of that forever, right?
No.
Bernie Sanders,
I'm sure he had a little bit
in the back of his mind
of like,
if he was really pushed on it,
he was like,
yes, a ton of immigration
obviously isn't good
for the working class.
But like,
he was keeping his mouth pretty shut on that topic.
But now it's like, oh, I'm going against Elon Musk.
He was able to kind of come out and say it.
Yeah, totally.
Clear skies kind of thing.
You're like, I can just totally do it.
And you go, yeah, it depresses wages.
Yeah.
So in a weird way, Elon Musk sort of made a lot of liberals be like against immigration.
Funny how that works.
Well, this is funny to me that Tim Allen has a new show and they aren't happy about it literally the biggest beef is it goes exactly like all his other shows if there's never
if there's ever been uh things are back a sign yeah if the tim allen has his show back yeah
remember they canceled the show for no reason the reason was just trump yeah they just go hey
you're the guy in your show likes trump so now you can't have a show
and it was very popular though yeah yeah this was like uh the opposite of a financial decision
but tim allen sort of bit his tongue and just sort of uh kept his head down and now he's back
well because he probably had a contract that extended well beyond like the seasons that were
shot so he's just like i'm getting paid i guess right but he'll be back they always come back
well i think he i think he went
and made another santa movie yeah and then now he's he's got a new show and it's exactly the
same as the other shows the same it's just like he's always just around cars like that's like
it's so funny like everything he goes yeah it's just like make sure i work at an auto body shop
or something or yeah but they the article uh at cracked is this chick they wrote this article like cracked is not happy
with it she goes journalists are cracked she goes dot com she goes there was a time not very long
ago when conservative comedy was dismissed yeah it's yeah that sounds about right five years ago
conceptually commentators would say commentators like me for example would say uh in it's a
contradiction the purpose of comedy is to
challenge systems of power and that conservatives do not yeah that's not the purpose of comedy i
don't think that's the purpose of comedy yeah aren't you guys fake mad magazine aren't you
guys literally the the ripped off mad magazine and like did a fake mad magazine forever fake
mad magazine got really into culture war stuff yeah you're like you literally were like if there was no mad magazines left and you're like i guess i'll
get a crack cracked was definitely the poor man's i had some crack me too you had none of them or
any of that now though like crack magazine now is like articles like this like fucking tim allen is
a show and you it is funny because whenever they make these arguments they're kind of just like um
uh this is the purpose of comedy or whatever.
And this is why comedy was bad.
And you're just like, it's not even like totally there's no truth to it, but it also applies
to you.
Yes.
It's just like, yeah, that's why fucking liberal comedy got so crappy is because it was just
saying the thing that everyone was saying.
Yeah, exactly.
Agreeing with like consensus in a way that was annoying.
And you're like, you don't have to watch this. it wasn't edgy to be the 10th show in a row
that has 20 gig sex scenes like you know what i mean but like also you're like you don't have to
watch this like why are you so mad that like she did watch it but you didn't have well i guess she
had she's like i did have to no editor made me watch but then they're like okay there was like
no one ever watched shows like that it's like okay what do you what do you think who do you
think al bondi would have voted for? Yeah, also...
Or Norm Macdonald.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These people, you go, this idea that he's like,
yeah, there's lots of funny people
on different sides of the spectrum.
Also, this show is for 70-year-olds.
Oh, if that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, this show...
Oh, buddy.
This show is for people on fucking,
like, hooked up on life support.
I'm not defending the show.
I'm just like, let's see this shit.
You probably like worse shit.
For sure.
Yeah.
You're like,
I don't know.
It's for the 22 year old
internet cracked.
ABC evidently
doesn't need to be known
as the network
that fired Roseanne
from her namesake sitcom
for one racist tweet too many.
It was one racist tweet total.
It was one racist tweet
and it was arguably
not even racist.
It was arguably not racist.
Now the network is getting back
in the Tim Allen business after canceling
his last show in 2017.
So it was a while ago. And despite his
many backwards views, Tim Allen has
the most... Have you ever seen him on a show?
He is not that aggressive.
No, he's not. He's pretty normal. He's not like...
He's like the standard dad.
I don't think there's a photo of him in a bag of hats.
No, he didn't do any of that stuff.
Maybe in that show,
I think he did.
But in real life, he really didn't say much.
The craziest thing he said was
liberals are nuts.
Yeah.
It's a bridge too far, Tim.
And despite his backward views, unprofessional,
unset behavior, his new multicam sitcom
Shifting Gears is
too witless to even get mad at,
but it's striking how much effort
and talent it wastes trying to
counterbalance a 21st century
Tim Allen character.
She talks about him like he's their, you know,
is Tim Allen in the room with you right now?
You sound pretty mad.
Like, it does feel like this woman
is, you know, she's trying to go to sleep at night,
and she just hears, oh, oh, oh.
Who said that?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Who?
Obviously, Tim Allen's comedy is kind of hack.
At the time, I guess, when it first came out,
there was a touch of irony to the whole thing.
Yeah, and again, that was in the sitcom.
I watched Home Improvement.
I've seen every episode of Home Improvement. I've seen every episode, but I I watched Home Improvement. I've seen every episode of Home Improvement.
I've seen every episode, but I haven't watched it.
I have seen easily every episode of Home Improvement.
I mean, it was on all the time.
Yeah, you did because you're fucking fawning over JTT.
It was on nonstop.
I guarantee I've seen every episode multiple times.
It was on nonstop.
You're probably still getting cash from that.
I saw the other guy from Home Improvement
recently
Wilson?
I forgot about Wilson
Wilson died I think
how many comics
had a joke
that something something
like Wilson from Home Improvement
yeah yeah yeah
that was a hot topic
that people liked
that was a big reference
Wilson from Home Improvement
but no
one of the brothers
is like a
drug addict
yeah he punched a chick out
he what?
he like punched some chick or something oh I didn't see that I knew he was like a drug addict and DUIs and stuff like Yeah, he punched a chick out. He what? He like punched some chick or something.
Oh, I didn't see that.
I knew he was like a drug addict
and DUIs and stuff like that,
but he punched a chick out?
Like in the last week.
Child stars don't age well.
Ty something?
Zachary Taylor?
No.
No, it wasn't Taylor Thomas.
Not Taylor Thomas.
The other one.
One of the other ones.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got some trouble.
I'm actually friends with Al Borland on Facebook.
No, you're not.
I am. Really? Yeah, yeah. That that's very funny i don't know why can we get borland on the cast probably
i don't think it'll do numbers but yeah probably got for sure got all he does is golf what's his
real name uh borland golf's a lot eh oh it's, that's all he does. And he's friends with Grant Fuhrer. Oh, really?
The hockey player?
Yeah, Richard Karn.
Richard Karn.
Yeah, literally 10.
Has he ever worked again since Home Improvement?
Was that his last job?
That was his last job.
And it probably, like, caked him up for life.
He was obviously caked up for life.
No question about that.
You know what?
So it was actually, you know why I followed him?
Because, like, when I started comedy, this one comedian was like,
yeah, I'm friends with Richard Karn on Facebook facebook and if you just add him he'll accept you
and that's this guy yeah richard karn facebook friends
oh yes oh oh yeah he had a whole game show hosting arc that's right yeah yeah danny's
trying to besmirch this guy's career i haven't followed richard karn he might be caking more
from his game those game shows are real money, pal.
Yeah, but I mean,
I don't know if they get
the syndication numbers
like Home Improvement.
So this is,
she describes a scene
and she's not happy with it.
It definitely feels like
Tim Allen's in their dreams.
Yeah.
Haunting them.
She wants to go back
to a world where
Lena Dunham is,
you know,
the cardinal voice of comedy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Tim Allen coming back is sortinal voice of comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tim Allen coming back is sort of a slap in the face, though.
Like, after everything and just being like,
oh, well, one more.
And then she's like walking out.
Yeah, nothing you did worked.
And we're going, nothing you did worked.
People are more racist now.
They're getting the censorship.
It's getting reversed.
And then they walk back and they go,
and one more thing, Tim Allen's back.
No!
They can't keep doing this Mel Gibson's producing
Yeah yeah
I mean Mel Gibson's back
Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson swore to never left
He was always
Cause don't forget
When Mel Gibson got cancelled
Then he made Passion of the Christ
And got richer than he's ever been
In his life
Yeah he's just like
All this self produced shit
That probably made him more money
Than anything he's ever done
That Passion was
Pre-cancellation.
He was the first guy to get cancelled and be a Christ guy.
He was the first guy that was like, oh, I'll be a Jesus guy now.
I think he was a Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying he was never a Jesus guy, but like...
But the brand, yeah.
It became a popular thing to, you know, get in trouble.
And then you're like, I'm religious now.
Yeah.
Jesus forgave me.
Well, he was the
original that's you know what i was kind of thinking about with the jew loopholes yeah where
how you know they have the like stringer along the city and all that sort of stuff you know
christians have the best loophole do anything you want and then uh say you accept him before you die
at the moment that is a way better loophole than all this stuff jews are doing oh you want to know
even better loophole is i'm gonna be on my deathbed and i'm just gonna be like except jesus christ just on the way out just in case that is all insurance policy just in
case just in case and then if the jew is the jew god he goes what did you say there oh i was fucking
nothing i was what i was what why i don't know i was i was kind of delirious i don't know did i say
that that's what that's weird sound like me that is not i mean i never said it before that's weird He goes, what? What? I don't know. I was kind of delirious. I don't know. Did I say that?
That's weird.
You sound like me.
That is not.
I mean, I never said it before.
That's weird.
So that's the ultimate Jew.
Like, heck.
Say them all.
Except a lie.
Except a lie in my heart.
Except Jesus, man.
To really cover the bases.
Let me describe a scene.
Let me guess.
The world's going to hell in a handbasket Then she says
We don't even make handbaskets in the US anymore
Matt sneers
You know what we make?
Excuses, quitters, and diabetes
And celebrities who use diabetes medicine to lose weight
You want to lose weight?
It's simple
This hole right here
And he points to his mouth
Bigger than the hole back here And And he points to his mouth. Bigger than the hole back here.
And then he points to his butt.
Just get to the pissed off.
Get to the participation trophy part.
Let's go.
Do I even need to add that he pronounced diabetes,
diabetes?
If so, he does.
So this person's really,
she says she's not mad, but it seems like she's kind of mad big mad 100 slot for seven-year-olds though there's no question about that this is like
when you you know you turn off fox news after mainlining it all day you know just relax with
some tim allen yeah and then a little like a little levity well timbo You know how you lose weight? You put less in this roll
right here.
What?
Shit.
Sam Altman.
Yeah, what's going on with him?
Did you see this?
So Sam Altman.
What the fuck? That guy is almost bad luck
because he's kind of in the chopping block
right now. He has a sister
that basically from, this is from his statement so i don't claim to know the truth yeah but sam
altman open ai guy you know took the non-profit company turned it into a for-profit company got
filthy fucking rich elon's kind of been on his ass yeah well because elon funded the whole thing
it feels like elon was one of the original people he's been sort of on his ass. Yeah. Well, because Elon funded the whole thing. Elon was one of the original people.
He's been sort of on his ass.
Sam Altman's sister, who they say they've been like,
you know, we've given her as much money as we can.
We give her a house to live in.
We give her a stipend.
$10 billion.
Well, but my argument on Sam Altman's side
is that money doesn't always solve the problem
of like a schizophrenic drug addict in your family.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I mean, I've had drug addicts in my family and they died and I promise you giving
them a lot of money.
Wasn't going to solve that up probably.
Yeah.
They'd be dead sooner a lot of times.
Right.
So it's not always the solution.
Like a lot of people were saying that to him,
be like,
I didn't know she was mental.
Yeah.
That's what,
that's what they're saying.
And then she's doing all this stuff and then she sued him for this and that and
defamation and well some of the stuff that she's
suing for she's like he
combined with like Facebook and LinkedIn
to shadow ban her and stuff that
seems unlikely
she's just like cooked
I mean according to his
again there's maybe two sides of the story I know a lot
of people were seeing posting on his thing
like every time yeah it was like wait he fucking like called up the guy running linkedin is like
shadow ban my that's that's what they're kind of saying they're saying that she made he's making
open ai to like uh you know spite her or whatever so for me my initial instinct reading this was
like i've seen scenarios like this it didn't seem that great sounds like dr and then she said oh then at the end of it she said he molested her yeah well that's
right because that's what i saw is he's like she's like suing him for molesting her i'm like
pretty sure there's a criminal element there you could probably pursue but the money thing
when people it's like uh people are saying she wanted more money but it was he was like they
were like we gave her money it was like the money. It was like, the money's not the solution. Yeah, it's the Dr. Dre's daughter. Remember Dr. Dre's daughter? Yeah, money's not the solution always.
He was homeless or whatever,
and everybody was giving him shit.
Dude, after you give someone 100 grand a year,
and the problem still persists,
more money's not always going to help.
No, hell no.
If you give someone 100 grand a year,
and things are going good,
then you maybe give it.
Yeah, you go, hey, you have a business idea
that you need me to finance?
Sure.
Or whatever, yeah. Maybe you're like, okay, I'll a business idea that you need me to finance? Sure. Or whatever, yeah.
Maybe you're like, okay, I'll buy a bigger house.
Whatever the...
There's a ways to distribute money, but if someone's a drug addict and insane, sometimes
you give them money and they're just like, oh, I gave it all away in a day.
Yeah, yeah.
Like if someone's manic, it just doesn't all...
A lot of times you actually kind of...
That's why they go power of attorney to people.
Right.
It's because they're going to kill themselves but this money yeah she's gonna yeah contrary to what some
people might think money doesn't solve every single problem especially with these kind of
family situations i think yeah interesting and then uh we'll we'll talk about this one last thing
but um the uh skip bayless had a little thing of his own little dust up of his own things wild
yeah yeah i don't know it's wild I don't know what to believe
Stephen A. Smith came out
Because basically she said that
He offered her 1.5 mil to have sex
And then Stephen A. Smith goes
He's the cheapest guy I know
There's no way he's paying 100 mil for sex
Nobody
Dude
No way he offered this chick
A million and a half dollars to have sex one time
Lawsuit says the Fox News
The ex-Fox News host Harassed the hairstylist a million and a half dollars to have sex one time. Lawsuit says the Fox News,
the ex-Fox News host harassed the hairstylist,
offered her $1.5 million for sex.
She claims advances by Bayless,
which began in 2017. If you look at the guy,
just off looks,
you could see why people are drawing the conclusion
he definitely looks like the type of guy
that would hit on his hairdresser.
Maybe hitting on him,
but I mean,
I want to sue her
for fucking not taking the million and a half.
What are you doing?
Continued last year,
including lingering hugs and kisses on the cheeks.
Yeah, it feels like a lot of BS.
Yeah, yeah.
Lingering hugs, you know?
I mean, the craziest story about this whole thing
is Joy Taylor.
I don't know how much you've been following this.
A little.
So Joy Taylor, she had a show on Fox, and then she's basically, it came out in all this
suit that, like, Joy Taylor got this job, and then she was sleeping with this executive
at Fox, and she got this job essentially, like, moderating, but she had, like, very
minimal experience.
Like, and then she was sleeping with this executive at, I guess, I guess it was Fox
or whatever.
And then the hairstylist was, like and this is all like an illegal whatever document,
like the suit was basically saying, because she slept with the guy.
And then she's like, he's really powerful.
And she's like, well, I'm powerful now too.
And then she, her whole plan was to stop banging this guy.
And then she was going to accuse him of falsely falsely sexually
assaulting her like she planned it how what was the evidence that she planned it this is just in
this in this filing that basically because she told her she told the um this hairstylist or
whatever this makeup check ah yeah yeah so this whole joy taylor thing was like i she's like she
had planned to basically like cut this guy off and basically ruin him and like falsely sexually
accused or falsely accuse him of sexual assault to to kind of tie that up and get rid of him.
There's a lot of stuff coming out in this sports world.
Yeah, yeah.
This one's crazy, though.
I can't remember if it was a black commentator, but he was like, I knew better than to go in a room with that.
Jason Whitlock.
Jason Whitlock.
That was hilarious because he was basically like, you got those big jugs and that caramel skin.
I knew better.
Peanut butter skin. because he was basically like those big jugs you got those big jugs and that caramel skin i knew better but basically like the joke he was basically saying like you know i knew to stay away from her
because she'd be sucking my dick if not yeah yeah you guys would have got me because i'm just a man
i'm a mere man yeah that was so funny jason Whitlock. Who is he again?
He used to be at ESPN, and then he's now at The Blaze or something.
But he used to be a mainstream sports guy, and then kind of blew it up.
And now he's a conservative sports commentator, sort of?
No, he's just a conservative.
I think he talks about sports, but I think he's just general.
Just normal conservative stuff. Yeah, I think he's at The Blaze.
At 2001, she claims the suit Bayless offered, 1.5 mil,
after she refused,
later threatened her job. Bayless
worked for Fox Sports
until 2004, blah, blah, blah.
And then Shannon Sharp,
basically, the funny
part to me, probably in addition, was
Skip Bayless, she said, was mad
that she thought she banged Shannon Sharp.
That is funny, Skip Bayless
fucking being pouting around because he thought he banged Shannon Sharp, but is funny skip bayless fucking being pouting around
because he thought he banged shannon sharp but it feels like it's a lot of trying to get money
yeah and i mean again the biggest story doesn't really make that much sense it doesn't make that
much sense i mean there's no way that that happened it is possible he was flirting with her yeah yeah
he didn't offer her what what is this indecent proposal he didn't offer a million and a half
dollars have sex you could see a scenario where like okay think about like the way that like jj talks to people yeah like you could see a scenario where it was
like you know potentially like a jokey thing sure we'll be like you know what i mean you're gonna
hook up like oh how about okay well how about 101.5 mil yeah like but maybe you're like not
being serious and in those sports environments it is a little like of a bro you're joking yeah i
guess like a comedy dressing room like you could see some of our friends that would be like not that outrageous for someone to say yeah like depends
on the environment you know what i mean there's no way that was a serious offer yeah like i've
definitely been in rooms where it's like guys and girls and it'd be like okay i'll sexually two mil
like yeah yeah you're so gross yeah you're joking yeah or whatever but but that's possible yeah it
didn't happen but it's
probably unlikely that he offered but the bigger story is joy taylor yeah all this yeah yeah
should basically just fucked away to the top and then was going to cut some throats on the way out
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