The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Mark Zuckerberg Says Users are Allowed One N Word Per Year, BYE Trudeau & Scientists Gone Wild

Episode Date: January 10, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 In a controversial decision, Mark Zuckerberg has announced he will be reducing censorship on Facebook to allow one n-word per year per white person, which some critics have noted is a huge increase from the previous allowance of none. Zuckerberg reiterated that he's not encouraging anyone to use the n-word, he's just saying it's there if you need it, and then amended that statement saying, well, not if you need it, that sounded kinda sus, but you know what I mean. Now that censorship is out
Starting point is 00:00:25 It's time to shake things up at the book and honestly our old censorship policy was kind of mid he continued also deadass I can't win because some people are saying one n-word isn't enough so I'm getting flack from both ends But I actually think one is the perfect amount because the scarcity makes it hit different when you do drop it You know at least for me it does. Governor Gavin Newsom went on record to criticize the policy, saying, I don't know what makes Zuckerberg think he can hand out N-word passes, let alone a billion of them. But when asked whether or not he plans to use his allowance, Newsom responded by saying, Off the record, I already sold mine to Chuck Schumer.
Starting point is 00:01:02 To which Mark Zuckerberg responded, Bet. The boys. The boys' house. Collapse. The boys' house. Schumer to which Mark Zuckerberg responded that This is the boys cast. You already know, first podcast exclusively for the boys. For the fellas. For the fellas, the lads, the dudes. You already know what it is, and we're heading it on that road. I'm going to be in Minneapolis, Edmonton, Phoenix. Danny will be coming with me to Vancouver and Portland, the two of us, which is that big theater show in Portland
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Starting point is 00:02:01 We ought to fucking be out here. You know what I'm saying? What's new with fucking Danny, man? What's new with Danny? I'm saying, are you happy? I'm going to turn this down a little bit. Are you pumped since the Zuckerberg new announcement? That I can call chicks chattel? This is what
Starting point is 00:02:15 the articles are incredible for this. And if you haven't seen the video, Zuck goes out there. The meltdowns. So Zuckerberg's full-on like Gen Z wigger right now. Oh, it's insane. He's a full on sneaker head.
Starting point is 00:02:27 But the people aren't happy with it. They said, calling women household objects is now permitted on Facebook. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:02:35 This is what we fought for, boys. This podcast started literally because we were like, we can't call women household objects. So we have to start
Starting point is 00:02:43 the boys cast. The free speech. What we really meant when people were saying free speech. What we really meant. We were like, we can't call women household objects, so we have to start the boys cast. The free speech. What we really meant when people were saying free speech. What we really meant. I'll tell you what, Danny, if I'm going to go the other way, it's not as fun when you're allowed to. That's true. Right?
Starting point is 00:02:58 If you're allowed, they're like, okay, call me a fucking household. I don't know. What's the idea that people are calling them household objects? I've never even heard that. I didn't even know that was an option. Have you ever called a girl a fucking broom i don't i guess a dishwasher you call them oh i guess you call them like dishwashers yeah so you're allowed to do that again i mean literally sometimes like my wife will be like we need a house cleaner i'm like we have one yeah it's you yeah that's like what do you mean so i guess that she's there it's a you know
Starting point is 00:03:22 it's the the memes like the 2000 uh you know it's six i guess three billion women still ain't clean kind of yeah yeah those are back they're back i guess but it is funny they in the article they said users are allowed to for example refer to women as household objects or property or transgender or non-binary people as it i think what i Big yikes Zuck Big yikes Zuck Zuck Zuck Zuck Dirty dog Wiggerberg
Starting point is 00:03:52 The San Francisco You know fact checking people couldn't have loved this When you came in with the new rules Do you know how many fact checkers they had? How many? 40,000 Stop it There were 40,000 people who were employed to fact check
Starting point is 00:04:08 and you know they're every single one of them is a san francisco nerd uh they're and they're also unemployed now good luck with that transition also there's gonna be a lot of transitions because you're literally going up to someone who's transitioning and being like also imagine that though when he's doing the meeting there's like 50 people with like blue hair. And he's like, also another one is a trans people. You can call it. Okay. See you later guys.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Bye guys. I'm off to my bunker in Hawaii. No reception down there. So don't try and call me. It's pretty fortified. Well, some people are a little mad at him because not mad at him, but I, well, obviously some people are mad at him, but it felt like to me, there's definitely a lot of people that are like on the right that are kind of like too little too late sure yeah you know what i mean like oh now the wind blows and there's a lot i
Starting point is 00:04:53 mean there's a lot of people period but you're just like duh yeah obviously like i i don't know if anyone thought that zuck was like ideological in any way like this man is half man half computer all sharp yeah yeah he's just like computing the whole time and he's like his main computation is do i want to be enemies of the federal government right and he goes no yeah like you i agree that it is corny but on the other side and obviously i hated that shit but on the other side i don't think that the idea is like that mark zuckerberg is as much of a spineless coward as much as he's like a fucking bloodless shark yeah he's just trying to increase shareholder value. That's all his
Starting point is 00:05:27 computations are, must increase shareholder value. That man's cold-blooded. You know what I mean? He doesn't give two shits about... No, he doesn't care about any of this stuff at all. And also Elon's out there saying he's a free speech platform and he was like, I can't let Elon be the speech guy and then I'm getting cucked out here, especially
Starting point is 00:05:43 now that he's Gen Z. He's kind of cucking Elon a little bit because Elon's been kicking all the people off now, so he's kind of like, I can't let Elon be the speech guy and then I'm getting cucked out here, especially now that he's Gen Z. I mean, he's kind of cucking Elon a little bit because Elon's been kicking all the people off now, so he's kind of like, who's the cuck now? You think that he took that as that was happening because people were getting mad at Elon because I guess with the HB1 visa stuff and then he started being like, oh, freedom of speech not reach and started kind of
Starting point is 00:05:59 backtracking a little bit, realizing that he didn't really love it when everyone was just letting it fly. No, no. It's not good for business. didn't really love it when everyone was just letting it fly. No, no. It's not good for business. He didn't love it when people were just letting it fly. So I think that's a part of it that he kind of looked at Elon Musk and he was just like, maybe I'm the... Yeah, I'm the free speech dude. I mean, I have the chain for it.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I have the baggy shirts. That is... You don't see a lot of... Hip hop went super against all that shit. Even all the... So much of the hip-hop guys. I'll tell you what, especially white hip-hop guys, unless they're really in the Macklemore,
Starting point is 00:06:32 trying to get the awards type genre. Yeah, yeah. Like playing the game. I mean, literally, it's a death sentence for your career in hip-hop if it just turns out you're gay. No, Frank Ocean is doing okay. Tyler, the creator. I guess...
Starting point is 00:06:44 Danny Paul. No, no, no. It's like if you get caught being gay, No Frank Ocean is doing okay Tyler the Creator I guess Well I guess Danny Polichuk No no no It's like if you If you get caught being gay Like when you weren't open Like you gotta be From the jump gay Maybe they'll let you in
Starting point is 00:06:53 Oh yeah for sure Like if you get caught Sneaking into DMs As gay You're like you're done That is it One I agree with you
Starting point is 00:07:00 That you could be gay But you can't You better You better be the guy Coming out yourself Oh yeah yeah If you get outed Do but you better be the guy coming out yourself. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you get outed. Do you remember there was that guy that rapped about sucking dick?
Starting point is 00:07:09 He was like, oh, yeah, believe this, Faggot Bruce. You don't remember that guy? F-A-G-G-O-T, this is Bruce. Dude, look that guy up. And his whole... And all of his raps were about blowing dudes and dudes And stuff like that But he's like a gangster It's crazy I haven't heard of him
Starting point is 00:07:27 It's crazy that he didn't Pop through to the mainstream F-A-G-G-O-T This is Bruce Dude he's so funny You know Was it comedy rap though? Johnny Pop Pop
Starting point is 00:07:36 Was it a little Tug of war Cheek rap? I guess he's sort of Being funny But he is like a famous rapper Yeah you think YouTube Is going to follow suit
Starting point is 00:07:43 Seeing like that meta And then YouTube's like Coast is clear for us or are they gonna be like no we're still yeah i do think that everyone goes a little in that direction if they aren't already it's funny they all had to give a million bucks to trump which is like no money right nothing for these but they had it was like a ceremonial inauguration or something they had to play like a ceremonial vig yeah yeah i don't know see i, I told you. This guy was like... I guess he's sort of out of the game right now, but he was for popping for a second.
Starting point is 00:08:10 He's a gay black guy. I mean, his Spotify looks like he's out of the game. Three songs. Yeah, okay. We'll play one. I'm the turd tickler. I'm the turd tickler. I'm the turd tickler. Bruce Lich smacking dick to your face piece shoe trick. Either the mouth or the I'm the turd tickler.
Starting point is 00:08:43 I feel the rim like Kobe. Anyways, you get the idea. Yeah. This is from 11 years ago, by the way. He's not doing great right now. Yeah, I know. Obviously. This didn't work out.
Starting point is 00:08:52 You wouldn't bump that in your car? I'm going to turn, take a look. Slip that onto someone's playlist is funny, though. Like get busted at a party Having that on the playlist I feel in the crease Yeah yeah He's like a huge black eye You go to like some honky tonk bar
Starting point is 00:09:13 Where you have like the jukebox Where you can put the song on You know and just put it on Oh excuse me Do you have any favors Excuse me I'm just wondering Do you have any
Starting point is 00:09:21 Do you guys have F-A-G-G-O-T This is Bruce Do you have that song Love to hear have f-a-g-g-o-t this is bruce do you have that song love to hear anyways okay but that so anyways zuckerberg that was the first part of it yeah i think that if you are uh like if you are 70 year old republican fox news dad you definitely are walking into facebook with a new chipper on your shoulder you know what i mean buddy yeah you have i mean you're getting your Maga meme accounts restored all of a sudden.
Starting point is 00:09:47 You wake up to that email. It's Christmas all over again. We've reviewed your content and found no violations. Lib Killer 4-5 has been reinstated. J6 Patriot, your account has been restored. Exactly, right? And then the same day, Trump pardons you, J6 Patriot Your account has been restored Exactly right And then the same day Trump pardons you And then you get your
Starting point is 00:10:08 J6 mega 4-5 Patriot killer According to the section of the policy Prohibiting such speech that was crossed out A new section of the policy Notes meta will allow allegations of Mental illness or abnormality When based on gender
Starting point is 00:10:25 or gender orientation. That's wild. So you can call non-binary chicks mentally ill. But you can call gay people mentally ill, which I thought, yeah, yeah, that's kind of like a pretty big step right there. Right? Yeah, yeah. You're like, you guys are really going for it here.
Starting point is 00:10:39 He probably wouldn't have. When he went to do the, when he told his like the did the board meeting about this if he had to there's no way he was the one that told the whole company hell no like he was like someone else told that and he goes he was in gotta go yeah he was not available he was on a flight somewhere or something or he was rolling political and religious discourse muslims jews jews About transgenderism And homosexuality So that means
Starting point is 00:11:07 You can quote the bible To be like Why While you're sinning And stuff like that Adam and Steve is back Yeah It's not Adam and Eve
Starting point is 00:11:14 Adam and Steve memes Are gonna be coming in hard They're gonna be coming down Like snow on these snowflakes Yeah The true snowflakes Are gonna be the Adam and Eve memes Everyone's a little different
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah We'll see You know I was thinking, you know how they had like a 500% increase in transgender stuff in the last week? Six years or whatever it was. Yeah. It's sort of funny to think of it as like,
Starting point is 00:11:34 okay, what is trans? You go, basically you're put in the wrong body, right? So like if you think of it, if it was actually true, you go, okay, for the last years, God's just been putting so much more people in the wrong body yeah and just so you go up to heaven and god's just drunk out of his mind oh i thought you were gonna say he's chinese yeah why would that be oh it's just like you know like you buy you ever see like shirts in china and they're
Starting point is 00:11:56 like they're all fucked up you know it's like god has a lot of he has a lot of kids doing all the body personality combos yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But I know I'm picturing him up there just fucking drunk out of his mind. You're like, God, there's 500% increase in people being put in the wrong body. He's like, fuck you. You're like, God, take a break. He's like, why don't you take a fucking break? Suck my dick. No breaks.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I don't get breaks. Suck my fucking dick. God's just playing video games and stuff like that. I'm picturing God chilling. He's drunk out of his mind. There's just like, I don't know. Hitting a bong. Yeah, he's like basketball.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Like the way you shoot like a piece of garbage into the litter box. Sure. He's just like there with a body. Like fucking, I'll give that. Guy, girl, fuck it, right? Just like balls all, all misses. They're just all over the floor. Well, he's just getting wacky up there.
Starting point is 00:12:41 He's like, how about this one? It's not at all. You know, this one changes. What is this one? Guy or girl? You know what? Fuck up there. He's like, how about this one? It's not at all. This one changes. What is this? One guy or girl? You know what? Fuck it up. Let's fuck things up.
Starting point is 00:12:48 He goes, listen to me right now. Both. Yeah. You go, God, come on. What are you doing? You can't do that, God. God, both. You can't do that, God.
Starting point is 00:12:56 He goes, I don't fucking care anymore. You're a guy. You're a girl. You're both. You're going to switch daily. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that's what potentially was happening.
Starting point is 00:13:06 So they got rid of that the company removed a prohibition against statements denying the existence of protected groups such as statements this certain group of people shouldn't exist oh the policy allows for content arguing in favor of gender-based limitations in the military all right here we go so they just kind of see where this... Wayne Gretzky right here. They kind of see where the puck's going. They saw where the... He put his...
Starting point is 00:13:29 He licked his finger, put it in the air, and he goes, all right, well, you're allowed to say there's no women in the military. We're not better for it. We can at least agree on that. You can be in it. It's not better.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Gender-based limitations in the military, law enforcement, teaching jobs. I don't know why the t oh maybe you're saying men can't be teachers men can't oh you can say that maybe well i don't know why they said teaching jobs included in there i don't know because i don't know i did read i don't know who makes the argument honestly women are worse policy and it was kind of confusing it wasn't like that super cool i think a lot of it is they just got rid of the policies uh the company also updated its misinformation policy to note the disillusion of U.S.-based
Starting point is 00:14:07 fact-checking networks. And this is where they said- Those are the bastards who fucking got me. This is the bastards that got me many times. Yeah, PolitiFact. That's who got me on my pants on fire. The other thing, when you're talking about they got rid of 40,000 fact-checkers, they also, do you know how much money that saved?
Starting point is 00:14:20 That's probably what actually happened. Yes, obviously, there's some wind blowing stuff. He's looking at Elon. He's just like, wait wait so we can fire these 40 000 people now uh-huh yeah yeah and i'm sure you're telling me good money oh probably 100 grand a year do the math on that easiest job maybe more than 100 grand a year i mean all right so i'm gonna five zeros on 40 000 i'm gonna put 100k a year on the fact checkers times $40,000. $4 billion? So they just saved $4.09.
Starting point is 00:14:48 What the fuck does that mean? My calculator broke. Your calculator doesn't even go to that. Turn it on its side. Go horizontal. My calculator couldn't even handle the number. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Turn on the side work. That was interesting. $4 billion. Yeah. So I saved $4 billion potentially overnight with this move. And the platform is better for most people. I'm sure people prefer it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:08 I mean, some people will be like, I'm going to- Some people aren't going to prefer it. I'm going to Blue Sky. Well, you're on Blue Sky now. It's fine. Dude, I actually saw you logged into Threads the other day, and then Threads kind of has their trending topics thing now. And then they had the number two trend was Threads users moved to Blue Sky.
Starting point is 00:15:23 That was his worst move ever. Yeah. Threads users have moved to Blue Sky? Blue Sky. That was like the number two trending topic on Threads. Why would Threads allow that? Because I think people are like, well, you know, free speech, dude. It's fucking Mark Wiggerberg.
Starting point is 00:15:38 He's just like, he's the free speech guy now. He goes, hey, if you want to go, you want to go. He doesn't even give a shit anymore. He's concerned about his AI and stuff like that. Yeah, all the AI and all that shit. He goes, hey, if you want to go, you want to go. He doesn't even give a shit anymore. He's concerned about his AI and stuff like that. Yeah, he's all on the AI and all that shit. He's got the glasses.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Well, the article's hilarious though because it says, Meta says fact checkers were the problem. Fact checkers rule that false in their last act of defiance. In their ass they go, false.
Starting point is 00:16:00 They remove his post. I would love it. PolitaFact says, actually, the fact checkers were not the problem no we actually helped everything that's why everything's so great right now think about how bad it would be I don't believe we were doing anything in any form with bias says Neil Brown so Neil Brown saying
Starting point is 00:16:15 if you think that some of these San Francisco fact checking organizations had like liberal bias you're fucking out of your tree pal regardless of where you align everybody has a bias for you to just say we collect we happen to find 40,000 completely unbiased people
Starting point is 00:16:32 in San Francisco all 40,000 of them not one of them has a bias not even a single you don't have any bias well the argument also was that the inherent thing was bias if you're not allowed to question people that are a guy or girl and you're like well religious people don't think that so the the rule the rule in itself was biased for sure saying that i mean there's a
Starting point is 00:16:51 million things you weren't the hunter biden laptop the well that's the clear political bias million covid related things that were not true a global non-profit that runs politifact one of meta's fact-checking partners there's a said there's a mountain of what could be checked and we were only grabbing what we could. And then he put Dana White on the board. He's just so into UFC where he goes, fuck, how do I hang out with Dana White? That's actually a good point.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yeah, he's like, what do I do? He's literally going to be like George St. Pierre, John Bones Jones is going to be the new board. Kind of. Why are they on here? He going to be like the new board. Kind of. Why are they on here? He goes, I just like hanging out with UFC guys. I just have all these questions about technique. It does feel a little like that where it's like, what does Dana White have to do with being on the board of Facebook?
Starting point is 00:17:37 I have no idea. I don't know what value added he could bring there. No, I think it's really that Zuck's like, then I get to hang out with Dana Whitemore. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I just get to be pals with him. He's really done a 180 on himself, though. Insane. But.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Real glow up. It is a glow up, but. It's a Bezos level glow up. Yeah. Yeah. But again, I don't think, again, Mark Zuckerberg probably goes to China, and then they were just like, you know, you have to tell us who said this so we can put him in jail.
Starting point is 00:18:01 And he was like, of course. Of course. Like, I'm sure that his policies. Well, no, there's no Facebook. They don't have not you're right but if they did or other countries like i'm sure that zuckerberg has you know i'm sure that if push came to shove and it went the other way he would be right back i think he might be going full elon musk where like literally some like german official because you know how like everything's banned in germany where like you'll get something taken down on twitter and they're like yeah the thing you
Starting point is 00:18:23 posted is illegal in germany you're like i don't live in germany like he might go full like elon musk or someone some german officials like this needs to be removed then he's just like f you retard do you see that elon literally replied to some guy two days ago some guy like just like posted something about the critical of elon musk elon musk's response to him f you retard no i did not see that like dude you don't have enough shit to do like you run SpaceX launching rockets you just have time to like
Starting point is 00:18:47 I wonder if he does it all or he has people like does he have the Trump thing because he might have saw that with Trump with his nine guys tweeting for him
Starting point is 00:18:53 and he's just yelling and screaming well Trump still dictates the tweets no but Elon that's what I'm saying Elon Musk might have like a guy that rolls
Starting point is 00:18:59 around with him that are like his two tweeters yeah Tweedledum and TweeterD and they just kind of stand beside him and he's like oh you, you know, what if I do this? And he kind of shows him, he goes, approved, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Sure, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, add a retard on there. You know, I think it's very possible that he has like a bunch of guys just kind of around him that are his like tweeters for him. Or he's got the Neuralink. He just hasn't told anybody he hooked it up. He's Neuralinking his tweets potentially. He's like, if you retard, I'll just post.
Starting point is 00:19:23 It is possible. Well, anyways, there was one more. There was a couple of these things in that category where it was obviously signs of the wind blowing the other way. But this is a Daily Beast article. I shouldn't have told you that. I should have went the other way. I should have said whose article do you think this is.
Starting point is 00:19:39 How cancel culture spread from celebs to universities. That's a Daily Beast article. Spread from celebs? Yeah, well, it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They're trying to say that the celebs to universities. That's a Daily Beast article. Spread from celebs? Yeah, well, it doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They're trying to say that the celebs started it, then it got into the universities. No, I mean, that's...
Starting point is 00:19:51 No, I guess they're saying the people who got canceled, maybe. Oh. The point of the... Regardless, their point is... The point is the Daily Beast, this is what they're up to right now. Yeah, this is what they're up to. Do you know what Daily Beast articles
Starting point is 00:20:01 looked like four years ago? Uh, yeah, why everything's racist. I really do think my theory is the best. The peak of everything is when hot chicks started getting involved. And I think that activism and all that shit, the real peak was... It's because it's like... The hot chicks do the thing, but they always come in late, right? Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:20:21 They're the people buying Bitcoin right now. They do. This is like a hobby for them. Exactly. They're just like, oh, something fun's happening over there yes but like and i'm but my life's nice because i'm hot so then i'll go oh yeah the not well there's benefits to gain right yeah the not hot chicks were doing it to be interesting that's true like they're doing it of kind of like this is my thing i'm the person that's into this like wacky thing i'm in the band that no one's into and then the band gets really famous and then the hot chicks start getting in and the band's like oh we don't have to bang those girls anymore right i know oh hot chicks like us now yeah i mean that's
Starting point is 00:20:54 usually a good barometer of how things are going when hot chicks are right and then when it gets infested with hot chicks the like armpit hair kind of activists are just like well now the hot chicks are getting all the clout because, you know, they're going to get all the articles written about them. They're going to be doing the press tours, saying the stuff that they thought of. And then... Stolen valor.
Starting point is 00:21:12 It's a little stolen activist valor. Stolen ugly valor. But this is, you know, that is the nature of any social thing is once it starts to get popular, the hot chicks, like even artists, musicians, like, you know, once, you know, no matter what the guy looks like,
Starting point is 00:21:29 no matter what he's doing, once it starts to get popular, there's going to be hot chicks starting to hang around. And are the hot chicks the first out the door? Are they the canary in the coal mines here? I'm kind of saying the opposite of that, I think. They stay the longest. You're saying it's the uggos are like, we're leaving. Well, I guess it would be in between.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Because my argument is more that once the hot chicks get in the game, then start taking all the credit, then there's not as much reason for the other chicks to start doing all the stuff. So they kind of take the foot off the gas pedal a little bit, right? Because they were doing all this stuff, getting all the clout. The hot chicks swoop in, steal all their clout then and then they steal the benefits like all the you know eventually when feminism kind of became you know just like hollywood actresses or whatever sure so then basically they take their foot off the gas because they're like this isn't
Starting point is 00:22:18 helping me they maybe find some new thing and then they go start building something else right and then the hot chicks eventually. I mean, think about right now as a peak in comedy. What are you seeing a lot of? Hot chick comedians. Right. Like, when we started, was there a lot of hot chick comedians? No.
Starting point is 00:22:32 That used to be like a huge thing everyone said was like, oh, she's hot for a comedian. Yeah, hot for a comedian. Now it's like, you look around a comedy show, you're like, there's a lot of hot chicks doing comedy. Like a proper hot chicks. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, yeah. It used to be like. That's the sign of a peak.
Starting point is 00:22:43 It used to be, like, when we started comedy, it used used to be literally you can't be a comedian if you're hot like it's they're like it's it's never been done it's the four minute mile you're like nobody's ever done this before it can't be done we've never seen a hot chick as a comedian kind of like i guess sarah silverman showed up and they were like people were losing their minds that she was like half decent yeah yeah exactly like half decent and they go like, people were losing their minds that she was like half decent. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like half decent. And they go, wow,
Starting point is 00:23:08 this is could be done. Yeah. So I think that's what happens in everything. And I think that probably they go, why are we working so hard? You know, we're not even winning. And when we do win,
Starting point is 00:23:16 they get all the credits. So then, and then those girls, they're all like 28 now. So they kind of move on to their new thing. And when that thing gets popular, you know, when you see hot chicks, they're talking a lot thing gets popular, you know, when you see hot chicks
Starting point is 00:23:25 start talking a lot about pickleball, you know it's really peaked. Yeah. Oh, yeah, when they're on the courts. And I'd say YouTubers probably is another thing. When you see Jake Paul getting into UFC, you know UFC's at its top. Remember before poker would have been that,
Starting point is 00:23:41 when you go, oh, shit. Oh, Jennifer Tilly was playing poker. Yes, all these celebrities are into poker now. You go, oh, poker is hot like that, huh? And then it kind of pushes out the old people. And then it peters out a little bit and the celebrities go on to the next thing and the hot chicks go on to the next thing. And I think that's what's happened here.
Starting point is 00:23:59 That's my kind of overarching theory. With cancel culture, you're saying. My overarching theory with just like or just all this blogging like activism general i think that like too many hot chicks got involved and were taking a credit without doing anything so the other girl all the other ones yeah there probably was money in the blogging game too when they got in definitely they were like yeah we'll pay you another like there's no money obviously i'm hot and i'm not making money complaining this is not my entire theory of what happened this is just i'm saying it's a part of it yeah it's one of the dynamics that takes place in the midst of a culture switch
Starting point is 00:24:28 you know yeah but i feel like if you always look at things you know the number one way to know that a culture is peaking is there's a lot of hot chicks around it yeah yeah that makes sense like and when it's not if you're like a band and you're like you're like man all of a sudden just like we have so many hot chicks at our shows you're probably like yeah we're doing way better and if the hot chicks leave you're like oh we're on the we're oh because they found the new cool yeah like if you look around and you're at a show and you're just like oh it's all ugly girls now you're like this is not good do you remember for a while like there was probably a while where like there was sort of um and especially in cities there was a very
Starting point is 00:25:05 anti-finance bro sort of attitude and then now it's kind of like you know this stuff was drying out all the girls are kind of like actually you know what maybe finance and their finance bros are getting rich crypto's popping yeah you see a lot of girls start all the hot chicks start to be like you know what let's go hang out with the finance bros. Yeah, for sure. You know, they'll switch, you know, because people always talk about women are... Opportunistic. I wasn't even going to say opportunistic. I was going to say that
Starting point is 00:25:33 they're like agreeable, like they change their opinions to the in-group a little more. Sure, yeah. Like the opinions around them. Yeah. So flexible. Yeah yeah but you might you know probably in the olden days you would have a situation where uh you know you the like the leader of your guy the leader of your kind of like crew or tribe was like the main guy and then
Starting point is 00:25:57 that guy gets killed by the leader of the other one and then you're just like okay well that's our guy that's our guy now yeah exactly and i's a little, you know, they'll be on your side. But I think a little bit, you have to fight it out. And then if you lose, they're on to the next, you know, they move on. So I think finance bros are kind of back in a little bit. Yeah. I mean, they got the money. They've always had that.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Catnip for hot chicks. Can't get enough. That's a funny calling Money I love that shit Catnip hot chicks is money Prove me wrong Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:39 Prove me wrong So if we want to go the other way Here's cancer And we're going to talk about Trudeau But here's cancel culture that me and Danny do not stand for and is still happening in other countries.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Do you know what I'm about to say? I don't know. Kim Jong-un! Oh, this is this grinds my gears right here. You know what's funny? Because it says Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs, but I was like screwing me up because I was like Kim Jong unbans hot dogs. But I was like screwing me up because I was like Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs. Because look, it reads like he unbans.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs reads as Kim Jong-un bans hot dogs. Kim Jong is the man. Because some people have been sending these articles and I started looking at it and then I'm like looking at another one and I'm like, oh, I guess he reversed it. I don't know who this kim jong guy
Starting point is 00:27:25 is but fuck he's a real heat north korean patriot unbanned hot dogs which is so weird because like they love hot dogs in south korea oh yeah that's a big problem with it well that's like that's like the one of the new hot dog trends is you go all around new york and they have like the korean hot dogs they're like they're like uh they're like the pogos but then they're like coated in all this like potato and shit you ever had them no pretty good there's one right by the cellar interesting it's like like maybe like a five doors down from the cellar there's like this korean hot oh dude you gotta try one i haven't been on that oh dude you'd love it man well this is an opportunity for joey chestnut to do the most badass thing that's ever happened in his life
Starting point is 00:28:01 joey chestnut shows up just sets up shop outside of the embassy dude they literally just like drop him in from a helicopter rambo style yeah yeah yeah he's got to like kim jong-un just breaks his neck liberates the people of north korea or he fucking joey chestnut puts a bun on him eats him liberates the people of north korea yeah just ends with just one big burp. That's the cancer culture that no one talks about. That's fucked up. Joey Chestnut, if he went there and ate a dog, like if
Starting point is 00:28:33 he went there and he ate like 50 dogs, that would be like when Lenny Bruce got taken out by the police or George Carlin from saying the seven words you can't say on television. That would be Joey Chestnut if he went there and just dropped a few dogs. I mean, we'll never see it because nothing gets out of North Korea,
Starting point is 00:28:47 but they probably have their version of Tiananmen Square where some guy just goes outside and just grabs a dog and just puts it in the bun, just puts a little mustard on there, maybe some ketchup if he so chooses, and he just eats it
Starting point is 00:28:59 right outside of like... The thing is, you better be ready to kill yourself because it's not... The problem is they don't kill you for this. They send you to labor camp.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah, labor camp. Labor camp is a tour. You do not want to go. Listen, between me and you, that's not where you want to be. No, no, no, no. You do not want to go to a labor camp. And it's like a lot of the labor camps too.
Starting point is 00:29:16 It's just like, it's a pointless job. Doing rocks. You're starving to death apparently. Yeah, smashing rocks just into ground. Yeah, and you're basically like skin and bones because you're not getting enough food. you're hoping like a rat walks around so you can kill the rat and then you finally yeah but then you put it in between a bun and they give you an extra 10 years nothing in buns so the leader banned hot dogs the ban is part
Starting point is 00:29:40 of an effort to eliminate Western cultural influences and capitalist foods. I never knew when I was eating hot dogs, I go, man, this is what capitalists eat, huh? This is the food of capital. Late stage capitalism. Yeah, this is a $2 hot dog. Yeah, really? This is the food of capitalists. People found selling, consuming, or cooking hot dogs, even if you
Starting point is 00:30:00 cook one, you go, I wasn't going to eat it. You go, it doesn't matter, man. It's just like the smell. It's going to remind me of the good old days. I think it like a korean north korean bell delphine selling her hot dog water yeah yeah you get caught with the hot chicks yeah hot chicks hot dog water that's that's a uh yeah so labor camps and they have a dish called budae jjigae which is a stew with hot dogs and spam. And it's become a target of the ban. And this was a South Korean food. And that's why.
Starting point is 00:30:30 So apparently what happened is why it started is when the American military was going over there. The American military was like bringing dogs and showing them about dogs. Yeah, introducing them to dogs. Yeah, because the American military guys would go bang the chicks in the South Korea. Sure, in the bases and all that stuff. You ever heard of this dog business? And guys would go, you know, bang the chicks in the North and South Korea and all that stuff Yeah, you ever heard of this dog business and there go what and they're like literally like it's like giving like a actual dog I think you know the first bite of a hot dog where they're just like what? What is this
Starting point is 00:30:57 Exactly crazy. Yeah, but so damn man, it's just rock if it wasn't bad enough in North Korea You're like give me insult it insult injury. in north korea you're like give him insult insult injury imagine it's crazy too it's like you're like you know they they run their government like a government does so they're having meetings and they're like how can we like solidify our culture and someone's like i don't know oh you think this was a committee and not kim jong-un being like someone he talked to somebody about it you think like i don't know like i imagine he has some advisors a bit of an iron fist yeah i mean i imagine obviously if someone's like no dogs are fine he goes well get this guy out of here never also labor camps uh increased are part of the increased penalty for people who divorce oh so yeah that's not super crazy that's
Starting point is 00:31:36 a guy who really wanted a divorce if you get divorced in north korea you wanted it if you guys still in there being like worth it i I mean, he literally killed his own sister. Yeah, yeah. Awesome. The man's making some. He's a wild card. Boys, it's the brand new year and we're all about setting goals, actually hitting them. That's why I want to talk about today's sponsor, Huel, spelled H-U-E-L. The global complete nutrition brand trusted by millions.
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Starting point is 00:36:18 So we have a photo of what he looked like. Johnny, pull up a guy in a Habs jersey. He's wearing a Kendrick Lamar t-shirt. That's a Kendrick Lamar wrap. Oh, man. Looking too gay. The best is having to plead your case too, right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:42 There was the bartender who got off or whatever they didn't give him a ticket for looking too gay because he goes no i'm goth oh yeah literally a russian bar like this bartender was like no this isn't gay this is god i don't what don't you understand yeah he's like what don't you understand this is no gay guys is gay guys is up here i'm down here yeah he goes nothing gay about this he goes i actually get tons of snizz. Yeah, that's true. If he could show, like, look at my phone. I have tons of nudes of other goth chicks and they go, we'll allow it.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Yeah, we'll allow it. Okay, well, what about you, Habs Jersey? They fined people for being too gay at a nightclub. The analysis of the independent Russian media outlet showed two detainees were fined 50 000 rubles for trying to arouse interest in traditional sexual relations so that this one they're saying no you're actually out here trying to cruise yeah you're cruising but the other one
Starting point is 00:37:37 with the original one was just looking to was the bar allowed to remain open because you think this is like obviously uh it is true though dl gay bar that can't be like obviously we can't be like we're a gay bar but they're like for people who know like we're the game i don't think you want to have a dl gay bar in russia man i mean this was one how do you know they fucking got like 20 people for looking gay ah they're handing out tickets left and right they didn't give no they said they gave two oh i thought it was multiple no two people were fine oh I thought it was Multiple people got Alright Mistaken
Starting point is 00:38:07 Well they might just been Some bros having a fun night And they're like Yeah And he was like Why are those pants so tight You know The guy goes
Starting point is 00:38:12 I'm a rock and roll guy Yeah they're like It's funny Yeah Nothing to Russia But it is interesting That's what's going on Over there
Starting point is 00:38:17 Whereas over here Zuckerberg's like You can say whatever you want It's free reign Look as gay as you want I guess all those rules Are already on Russia doesn't care If you're talking shit about trans people no no they encourage it you get a medal of freedom yeah yeah i mean no in russia you're talking shit about trans people
Starting point is 00:38:32 they're like what's trans people yeah we don't have that joe everyone you know how they always uh back in the day everyone's names were you know blacksmith and goldsmith that's what you're saying like all the jews are gold and stuff like that because they all were jewelers gold lust but it's funny to think if like now you had to do that whereas like a guy would be like i'm john uh reviews video game tim marketing yeah my father was a marketer his father was a marketer his father's father was a marketer i'm stacy only fans oh she's korean yeah just because the j His father's father was a marketer. I'm a Stacey Only fan, so...
Starting point is 00:39:06 She's Korean. Yeah, just because the... Yeah, because the jobs are so insane now. You know what I mean? Or did you only get a name like that for having a working class job? That's a good question. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Because there's people... They didn't have like... Nobody's last name is Doctor. Davey Finance here. No, yeah. I don't think. I don't know. Because there's people... Like they didn't have like... Nobody's last name is Doctor. Davey Finance here. No, yeah. I don't think people have Doctor as a last name. Medicine? Yeah, they might have had some version of that.
Starting point is 00:39:32 But there could be a different... They might have had some version of Doctor. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe there's some. Medicine Man? Yeah, Medicine Man. Medicine Man? So Justin Trudeau.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Let's talk about this for a second. Do you want to cue? Cue. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Bit of cinnamon. So Justin Trudeau, let's talk about this for a second. Do you want to cue? Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Na, na, na, na. What? Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na.
Starting point is 00:39:58 That's not a Beatles kick. Well, but I was going to say goodbye instead of hey Jude. Oh, okay. But you can do that one. Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na. Hey, goodbye. Yeah, there we go.
Starting point is 00:40:14 That's a solid one. Nailed it. He passed. Also, he had one last thing. He passed through his propaganda law. Trudeau journalist cabal receives payments. Yeah, finally, they got their little kickback. Yeah, their fucking kickback.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Their little Google kickback. They did exactly what I said. The only reason I brought it up because I was so right about this whole thing. So basically he was just like, if Google wants to operate, and then he got rid of all news, and he was like, if Google wants to operate here
Starting point is 00:40:35 and these places want to operate here, they have to give our journalists a bunch of money. And you go, lo and behold, what does a journalist mean? It was like, well, you have to get approved by Trudeau. Of course. You have to come in
Starting point is 00:40:44 and get the Trudeau stamp of approval that you're a journalist doing good journalism and not misinformation. Lo and behold, once again, misinformation is anything this bad about him. Yeah, yeah. Like any rebel news, they're like, yeah, we obviously didn't get it done. No, so they give $100 million to fund propaganda. But Facebook hasn't done this,
Starting point is 00:40:59 right? So is it... No, Google did it. Facebook hasn't. But Instagram and Facebook, when you go like Yeah you can't see them On Instagram and Canva You can't see the news No you can't see news That's so crazy
Starting point is 00:41:09 It's a fucking joke That's so crazy man I know So anyways They're really asking for it right now To get fucking taken over It does seem like That's getting a lot of play
Starting point is 00:41:18 In the news Dude so I have Cause I have that like box Where I have like But it's from Canada So I have like Every Canadian channel Yeah So I was watching CBC last night And I was like I have, because I have that box where I have, but it's from Canada, so I have every Canadian channel.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Yeah. So I was watching CBC last night, and I was like, I'd like to say, when Trump first made the first joke about this, and I was like, he's serious. Everybody's like, no, he's joking. Everybody's like, no, he's joking. I was like, no, he's serious about this. It took till yesterday when Trump did, I don't know if you saw Trump's press conference yesterday. He literally says-
Starting point is 00:41:44 Yeah, I did. He's changing the Gulf of of mexico to the gulf of america he's renaming the gulf of mexico he goes it's going to be gulf of america he's on one right now dude he's on like this is like legendary right here he goes greenland and panama canal he goes we'll take them by force if we have to which is like literally a declaration of war like he's literally like I'm declaring war on two sovereign nations. I guess he's doing the same thing that Russia did in a little way. I guess, yeah. Except for like there's no claim to Greenland.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Like the Panama Canal, we built that. 38,000 Americans died building the Panama Canal. We sold it to Panama for a dollar. This should have never happened. And they're fucking us over. Okay, fine. But like Greenland, you have zero claim to he's just like i just want that and we'll take it if we have to they have 50 000 people like good luck denmark fucking defending greenland like you have no shot but then the and then canada he's like yeah we'll just like slap so many crazy
Starting point is 00:42:39 things on them but like with the trudeau thing he didn't even like everybody's like he resigned he didn't resign elon musk speaking of wild tweets he had one against Trudeau too because Trudeau basically uh you know did a thing fucking corny as comment he goes no snowflakes chance in hell that yeah snowballs chance in hell no snowballs chance in hell Kananakan is ever gonna be part of America and then uh Elon Musk tweet he's like you're not the fucking governor anymore so fuck off yeah you're on a really funny like canadian kind of news item was uh because he said like no snowball's chance in hell and then pierre polyev did a thing with jordan peterson where he said shit and then uh there was like some article i think it's like on the cbc and they're like when did these politicians start talking so filthy? Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:43:25 For Snowball's chance in hell? Really? Snowball's chance in hell? When your neighbor is literally talking about annexing you? And they're like, hey, hey, tone it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No need to curse. Let's just settle this.
Starting point is 00:43:48 They are trying to go back to their roots now instead of talking about gay sex yeah you guys whatever your last nine articles are about why gay sex so amazing but anyways i was watching cbc last night and it's like now it's full-blown panic in canada really oh yeah yeah they're like well no one i know is panicking no no i'm saying on the news like they're like oh he's actually serious this is like and a lot of the politicians are like yeah this is serious like the mark miller guy who's like the head of uh immigration who like fucked the whole country up or whatever that guy i saw an interview with him today and he's like like literally he's like well you know uh they're not gonna take us over because uh good luck for them finding us on a map like kind of shit oh my god
Starting point is 00:44:24 yeah really not good you're like i'm telling you this is not the way you want to negotiate this thing but anyways trudeau didn't resign he said i intend to resign as the head of the liberal party yeah so he has a couple more months but he again and then he shut because he didn't have a chance he didn't have a snowflake chance of winning again no he didn't but again he's just like what actually is like helps the liberals because you're like this guy could never have won again well it helps them in some it helps him personally well it's like he gets several more months of being the prime minister but you're like he shut down parliament for a minimum three months he can extend that so you're like okay
Starting point is 00:44:58 trump is literally in office in 12 days from now is talking about sanctioning you and like all these tariffs and like literally absorbing you as a country and you sent your whole government home like you literally sent everybody home for three months like three months is wild minimum three months minimum three months because he can extend it right he could say like hey we didn't find a good new leader for the liberal party so we're going to extend this like there's a very good chance he's still just prime minister come election time in october yeah people are saying that you were hot on that bet and you might lose it now well we'll see we'll see i guess so right we'll see i mean that guy is does not want to give up power like i feel like everyone all over the reputation of trudeau when i go to places kind of are just
Starting point is 00:45:44 like that guy sounds like a dork yeah he's like he doesn't have a positive so i i made a i was thinking maybe we could go through a couple of his like top scandals that were funny since he's gonna be gout i know he's not out out but like think about remember when biden like stepped down and then he's still the president forever yeah and you never no one ever talked about him ever again no like there hasn't been any biden news he's, that guy's just out of the... He's gone. He's gone.
Starting point is 00:46:06 He just, like, has the odd... Like, has there really been anything that, like, has come up with him at all? I mean, he has the odd tweet. Like, basically, he has the odd tweet, which he obviously doesn't write, being, like, $800 more billion for Ukraine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:19 It feels like, for the most part, that guy is just, like, out of the zeitgeist. I think he had a tweet yesterday about the fires in LA. And then, you know, just... But, again again he doesn't write them right yeah so my point is i i think after this it is a little bit like trudeau's on the outs you're not gonna hear but you're not gonna be doing anything too wacky anymore but well but the problem is is that they actually have this issue they have to deal like biden didn't have some like mexico trying to take over america and you're like this lame duck president who's like
Starting point is 00:46:45 asleep at the wheel you're like canada actually has an issue right now see i don't i guess i'm on the other side of that it feels all just like bullying so they can try to get better trade arrangements i get like maybe but like doesn't feel like it's actually in the cards i get like you know i and that's what a lot of you seem to think it's a little more real than i do yeah i mean i don't think it's like a zero percent chance thing again i'm like i'm like i go what a lot of people... You seem to think it's a little more real than I do. I mean, I don't think it's like a 0% chance thing. Again, I'm like... It feels like it to me. I'm like, I go on a lot of Canada Twitter stuff.
Starting point is 00:47:09 And there's a lot of people who are in favor of this, first off, in Canada. There's a lot of people who are like, yeah, let's do it. And also, Canada has no military. Their military is like... One, their military... I was looking at it yesterday.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Their military budget is set as a percentage of their gdp right and they haven't like like they have all these money that they're supposed to spend on like subs they never bought them like they their military is not strong by any means they did all the diversity shit they focused all on these like social services took money like away from the military but like trump could just like crater their gdp and then you're like okay well you spend 1.7 of your budget on the military of your gdp and they go okay we'll just lower your gdp and then you're just like we'll just fuck you over like he could just do a few things and like really again their whole premise in canada is like we're friends like why would you do this and trump goes yeah we yeah, we were. Yeah, shit changes.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Yeah, we were. I guess. Shit changes. I think you're going to be incorrect about this. I mean, again, it's still a long shot that this happens. Okay. I don't put it at a 0% probability. Well, either way, he's definitely not the guy to be dealing with it.
Starting point is 00:48:22 And it's probably good for the country. But as a farewell, I went through, I wanted to go through some of his top scandals because the guys, you forget how much, like, you know, time always makes you forget a little bit, but it's like, that guy just was damage city. He was a meteor for the country. Yeah, he has not done a good job. The We Charity scandal was a banger.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Yeah. You remember that one? Oh, of course. The We Charities. Well, if you want to you can describe any of them if you want i mean basically these the the kielburgers what was that those these two like brothers who were like they were like these child prodigies and they started this charity and then it was just like what was it like they embezzled tons of money or something yeah his whole family
Starting point is 00:48:57 so the trudeau government avoided a 900 million awarded a 900 million student loan grant program to we charity so a billion dollars an organization with trudeau and his family has personal financial ties trudeau's mother brother and wife received significant speaking fees from we charity so basically like he has this organization that his like family's friends are like super involved in and he gives him a billion dollars which is like unprecedented amount of money for canada yeah that honestly that that kind of you go that probably shit happens in america all day sure residential graves that was another one the residential graves i mean i i call that like week one i go they haven't found anything yeah i remember i had a comic a guy we know
Starting point is 00:49:36 messaged me he's like i don't know he's like it's pretty like i think there's like a lot of this shit i go no i'm like they haven't found a fucking tooth nothing a bone fragment nothing and they like yeah and they burned down 120 churches and he cheered it on yeah he was just like fuck those churches exactly yeah uh obviously blackface and brownface are you know a couple favorites yeah i mean those are by far the best uh people kind yeah people collected that girl people kind was solid people kind was it was a good. I don't think you can say that when you did Blackface so many times. Yeah, Peoplekind was a big Trudeau one. Vacations with the Aga Khan.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Yeah. So the Aga Khan is his buddy, who's this billionaire philanthropist, and he's buddies with him. But this guy gets all this federal funding, and then Trudeau keeps taking Aga Khan, sending him private jets to go hang out on his private island. So this guy's whining and dining Trudeau keeps taking Aga Khan, sending him private jets to go hang out on his private island. So this guy's whining and dining Trudeau, and then Trudeau's giving him like billions of dollars. Yeah, hey, you scratch my back, I scratch your back.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yeah, the Aga Khan definitely got his back scratched. Aga Khan's back scratched. It looks like Tucker Carlson after fucking the Demons. That thing is raw. Yeah, Aga Khan's back has fucking been done worked on yeah his india trip basically he's not a bunch of india scandals but he went to india and then he brought which was like the equivalent of like a sikh terrorist yeah so it would be there'd be the equivalent of if someone came to america and then they were like oh'm going to bring a couple of my buddies to this dinner
Starting point is 00:51:05 and then brought his buddy to the dinner. And the guy was like one of the guys that bombed 9-11. I think he did Air India, the biggest like plane terrorist bombing in Canadian history. It would be like someone from Sweden comes to America to the White House and they bring their buddy and their buddy's an Al-Qaeda. It would be kind of like if you brought a Nazi to Parliament
Starting point is 00:51:30 or something and just gave him a round of a pass. Another scandal. He did do that. Well, it's kind of... Whoops. I think what his deal was he was just like, oh, an Indian guy?
Starting point is 00:51:45 You guys love Indian guys. I have all your clothes. Yeah, you guys, Indians. Oh, I'm in India. Of course. They love Indian guys here. And in his mind, he's like, there's no difference. He doesn't understand any of the interdynamics.
Starting point is 00:51:55 And he was wearing all the stuff. If you see the photos where he's wearing that orange. He was wearing all the gear. And everybody around them was like, we don't dress like this. The main guys were like, we wear suits. I shop at Patagonia. we don't dress like this. The main guys were like, I shop at Patagonia. Like, I don't dress like, nobody dresses like this. I guess the equivalent of that, I like doing the equivalents, would be, you know, a guy comes to America from, let's say, Sweden,
Starting point is 00:52:20 and he's, like, visiting the prime minister, and he shows up with, with like American flag do-rag and like a white beater yeah totally like and he's got like a big belt buckle and cowboy boots
Starting point is 00:52:30 yeah like cowboy just the works and you're like I don't some of us dress like this traditional and then also I have a member of Al Qaeda here
Starting point is 00:52:37 yeah whoops it's just like the dumbest trip of all time I mean he is literally arguably like I know
Starting point is 00:52:42 it's hard to tell when you're in the moment but like he is gonna go down as arguably the worst he's literally arguably, like I know it's hard to tell when you're in the moment, but like he is going to go down as arguably the worst person. He's the worst one. 100%. No one's taken a country on a bigger dip than him. Hell no. The Freedom Convoy when the Canadian truckers were there
Starting point is 00:52:56 and then he started blocking off their bank accounts, crypto, putting them in jail. All that stuff. I mean, dude, there was people who donated to the bankers or to the truckers who had like their, remember that GiveSendGo website? Right. And then they got outed and then they were dude, there was people who donated to the bankers or to the truckers who had like their... Remember that GiveSendGo website? Right. And they got outed.
Starting point is 00:53:08 And then there was people getting fired from their jobs for just donating. Yeah. Yeah. So that was one. His carbon taxes were always a big scandal. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if this is related, but the fucking Canadians haven't meddled in the World Juniors in the last two fucking years, and the United States won both golds.
Starting point is 00:53:28 You're not happy with that. I mean, it's ridiculous. It is ridiculous. It's crazy. You're specifically unhappy? Well, it's insane. It used to be Canada versus Russia. I know.
Starting point is 00:53:36 And Russia's not even allowed in it anymore. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, Russia's not allowed in it. Can Russian players still come to America and play? They can, but so there's the nhl all-star game this year is they changed it because like the format was getting really boring like most all-star games and so they they change and they go it's the four nations cup or whatever and it's uh i believe it's finland sweden america and uh canada so you're like there's like it's supposed to be this like kind of best on best national thing but you're like no russians yeah and the russians are the russians would be top
Starting point is 00:54:10 three easily so how do they leave did what you think putin would be like no you know putin loves puck man are you kidding me are you kidding me dog putin loves puck he goes go fucking over to america and just go light it up for me go fucking light the lamp that's true he's not going to be preventing someone from playing in the nhl no hell no although apparently there was like our temi panera new place for the rangers here a russian guy like they did some shit where they were like threatening his family and stuff back in russia because he had like he had some issue where camera what it was exactly but he plays with the rangers and he had some issue where they were like i don't know what was going on but whether he like didn't want to go
Starting point is 00:54:48 back to rush or something and they were like literally like threatening his whole family to like kind of fall in line oh yeah there's a whole thing he i remember he took like two weeks off because like he was like dealing with all this family shit because they were like that's tough to play puck when you got your family being held hostage yeah yeah so then and then he did and then the last thing on trudeau is he did his uh speech which i don't think we're gonna watch it it was like 30 minutes long and it was crappy and he basically was like saying all the accomplishments he had something like that it was a joke all of his things this is what he says this is what he him in his own words this is what he say his top
Starting point is 00:55:18 things were progress on climate action reconciliation on indigenous communities and canada's leadership on the global stage that's what he's literally that's what and Canada's leadership on the global stage. That's what he sees. That's what he sees as legacy. On the global stage. And then you'll see like CBC or like Toronto Star, like the really left leaning places will be like, the economy like under Trudeau
Starting point is 00:55:38 like it did, went up like, you know, it's like the best it's ever done versus Stephen Harper. And you go, yeah, now adjust that for inflation and let me know how it's they literally don't adjust for inflation no no they just go it's up 50 or whatever they're like it's our gdp is up 50 in 10 years you should be higher than that honest to god you should have your journalist license revoked immediately if you're writing articles, not adjusting for inflation. I saw multiple articles basically saying like, actually, Trudeau's economy for his 10 years
Starting point is 00:56:11 was better than Stephen Harper. Nobody thinks that. Like nobody, like maybe like whatever Canadian. What the hell? Yeah, it's going good. Like your average person is like, it's never been worse. That's something else. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Yeah, these people are jokes. And then they getting a nice little check from google for it and and they get their fucking payday from google yeah yeah so a guy's a joke good that he's gone i think everyone's happy about that turkey of the decade turkey of the decade turkey of the decade everyone's pouring a beer out for that you know what i mean there's a lot of people with a molson canadian right now just man people are pumped but that's the thing is he won't leave. I know he's not going anywhere. It's so crazy because everybody's like he resigned. You're like, no, he refuses to leave.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Yes, but he's on. He's going to be gone. But he was going to be gone regardless. Here's the thing. He was going to be gone in October when there was going to have to be an election. I know you're right. And he was going to lose and he was going to lose. So like he's just dragging this out.
Starting point is 00:57:03 And like what they really need is like he needs to basically bring back parliament because you have this trump situation and then at that point they're gonna be like okay well we need an election and you're out and he doesn't want to do that because he just wants to stay in power so this is his you know move this is really like a fucking double birds on the way out yeah the whole country it's crazy so you're not you're not seeing it as more poor one out you're seeing it as fucking he's getting us again yeah i mean dude there is a chance he will still just drag this out for several months i mean they did a poll in canada for the new leader of the liberal party to be like i guess take over or whatever and then they were uh it was like seven people and then there was none of above not like none of them and none pulled the highest right so it's
Starting point is 00:57:46 like literally none of the above did best okay so you're just like i don't know i don't know how this plays out well whatever anyway moving i'll move on from the toronto thing but i felt like that was a pretty big news but um there is new york news that i feel like I have to fucking weigh in on because NYC congestion pricing is in effect. Driver's guide for map costs and exemptions, blah, blah, blah. This is like, in my opinion, corruption to the max in this city. Uber, Lyft winning big time. Dude. So I don't know if anyone's heard of this,
Starting point is 00:58:19 but it's like an enormous thing here. I feel like it's been just like, I've seen people just arguing on the internet nonstop. I don't know if it's like an enormous thing here. I feel like it's been just like, I've seen people just arguing on the internet nonstop. I don't know if it's like worldwide. I don't know if it's American. Any big New York news makes it around. But basically, they made it. And it doesn't even affect me because I don't have a car.
Starting point is 00:58:37 I mean, your Ubers are all more expensive now. Yes, but less. So not by much, right? Yeah, not by much. So Uber made this thing where if you drive into Manhattan, it costs like, I think it was $11. I think it was $9. But if you're a truck, it's like $18. If you're a giant truck, it's like $30.
Starting point is 00:58:54 So $10 a day. People that commute, they're adding $10 a day. And then Uber only has to pay like $1.50 a day. And then Uber put millions of dollars. Hundreds. I think it was hundreds. Lobbied for hundreds a millions of dollars hundreds i think it was 100 lobbied for hundreds of millions of dollars this feels like the craziest corruption period where you're
Starting point is 00:59:09 just like like even when you hear uh there's a hundred thousand ubers and lifts in new york like this feels like if uh like this feels like on par with raytheon like actually going to you know going to russia and then telling putin like, fuck off. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. Like, it's hate if you did something. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's then like actually like go starting the war, not just lobby.
Starting point is 00:59:32 It's like they go in there. They started. They go. There's a problem we don't even have where they're basically saying the environmental thing issue. They go, there's too much car. So we need to get rid of cars so we can have more of our cars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Yeah, basically. Why would it be cheaper for Uber if you go, okay, we're going to charge $10 to come to the city. Why would they make it cheaper for Uber? Why would they get a discount? It doesn't make any sense. That doesn't have less cars on the road. Yeah, it doesn't have less cars. All it does is, yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:59:58 You're like, if you live in New Jersey, you're not like, oh, well, it's $9. I guess I'll take a $90 Uber. What's the difference? Why would that help? Yeah. I mean, I'm curious how people will adapt to it. I've seen, this is purely anecdotal. I don't even really know,
Starting point is 01:00:11 but I've seen a couple photos where somebody's like, yeah, normally it was like five o'clock. It'd be like packed right now. No, it's packed now. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's not either way.
Starting point is 01:00:20 It's just like, they have replaced every car with an Uber. All this hurts is just like middle class people. Yeah. Anyone who, you know, had lived far so they can have a cheaper place. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:28 And then they drive into the city. And they drive into the city. I mean, not even live far. You might just live in like the Bronx. Yeah. You might live in Queens or like whatever. Like it's not anything crazy.
Starting point is 01:00:37 You're just like a middle class person living in Queens. You're like, yeah, I have to work in the city. Well, their, I think is the kind of like, well,
Starting point is 01:00:42 why don't you take the subway more? And you're like, in the last week, a fucking, someone was lit on fire pushed on the tracks and then daniel penny did something and they tried to fucking they almost ruined his life yeah they put him in jail for 20 years yeah like i don't want to do that dude a girl was lit on fire like a week ago pushed on the tracks and you're just like well there you go take the subway more or give us 10 bucks an hour and you go what's this for exactly you go dude Yeah, take the subway more. Or give us 10 bucks an hour. And you go, what's this for exactly? You go, dude, when it gets traffic-y enough in this city, like people stop driving anyway.
Starting point is 01:01:09 It's like, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah, for sure. Like people know you go, hey, you know, you don't go through this area. All you're doing is taking, you know, 50 bucks a week from like your average fucking person. You're just making like, you're the people who like can least afford it
Starting point is 01:01:20 slightly poorer now. Yeah, that's all that happened. Under super high inflation. Yeah, it's really something else what these people have been up to yeah or you're getting a woman punched in the face i guess yeah i guess you can get punched and again if you defend yourself you're gonna go to jail yeah yeah so don't forget that don't don't defend yourself too much scientists this week have been up to some real wacky stuff my friend so we got we got you know how i feel about science right now We're going back to back to back
Starting point is 01:01:45 on science articles because the first one's probably my favorite. Why young women simply can't resist an older man like Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh!
Starting point is 01:01:54 And the scientists, they have some theories. Is it because his good looks? Because of his catnip? Yeah, is it because of the catnip or is it just the good looks? They're not sure.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Is it because he's like a decent looking 50-year-old man? That, sure or is it just the good looks? They're not sure. Is it because he's like a decent looking 50 year old man? Sure. But is that the only thing? They haven't decided. Obviously, they've thrown out the idea that maybe it's because, I don't know, maybe the movie star thing plays a part. Yeah, maybe rich movie star.
Starting point is 01:02:18 They haven't been able to figure it out. Leonardo DiCaprio seems to prefer dating women half his age, but science says that it might not be solely his decision. So scientists aren't sure, but they think women might like a movie star? Oh, okay. Okay. Alright. This is what science has discovered. Men tend to initiate relationships with younger women
Starting point is 01:02:38 and the age difference tends to increase as they get older. Previous research has shown men place greater importance on the youthful appearance of their partners while wealthier men want to boost their image and then they're speculating i mean they want maybe they want to boost their image as like a third order benefit they go yeah the image is good but they also like don't want to pipe some old bag these scientists this is what you have to remember the scientist is like
Starting point is 01:03:06 it's you know remember when we did the apple sketch where uh with the phone with the phone where it's like the one girl being like you know and we're gonna add this function all the guys which i kind of imagine what the robot thing would be like if if right now they were just like okay we have this robot it's gonna be twenty thousand dollars and it's you know gonna clean your floors and all the- Sure. It's going to film everything and send it to your wife, anything you do at home. Well, no, I was just saying all the guys being like, you better put a pussy in that thing
Starting point is 01:03:32 if you want to sell any, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like 10,000 dudes being like, and every guy in the room being like, does it have any other functionality? Like, no one's going to want to say it, right? Anything else? Any way you could modify it. Is there any-
Starting point is 01:03:44 Yeah. So that you said it could sweep.'s good that's helpful i mean i have a roomba that's only three hundred dollars yeah this is twenty thousand and now uh just to get a look at the model maybe pop the pants off you know what actually forget it i'll just go on lunch you guys figure this out there's no pants he goes does have any crotch storage right so i don't think any guys want to you know get too into it but this is where they were speculating so i think it's uh five or six people in the room you know five or six scientists five or six scientists are scientists two of which are women yeah the academics added we speculate that the pattern of men partnering with younger women may be more pronounced among men with high socioeconomic status. Just spitballing here.
Starting point is 01:04:31 According to the notion that having a younger partner may signify prestige. One evolutionary theory is that youth signals fertility, which men are hardwired to be attracted to. So they haven't been able to put their finger on it they don't know what's going on and they really are they really are hesitant about actually reaching a conclusion because that's when they do not because if they go when you speculate the tap stays on it now we need another hundred mil to figure out whether it's that they actually heard we have a hypothesis at best now we have to use the scientific method to prove that so we're working around the clock to figure out why men want to bang younger chicks but if they figure it out then they go i guess on to some new science
Starting point is 01:05:13 okay we're looking at a 90 year old chick and then a 25 year old chick and we like have a working theory that there's some fertility yeah that a billionaire might rather want the one or the other we don't really know why there's it could be like a correlation causation thing here i'm kind of stumped if i'm being honest honestly i feel like we need more money it's hard to say really yeah but we don't want to really you know jump to conclusions no they don't they definitely don't want to jump to conclusions but i feel like that's the guy being like i'm you listen and don't shoot the messenger but I heard someone else once, I heard another guy once say,
Starting point is 01:05:48 and this is just, again, I want to say that this is speculation, but I was talking to a guy at a bar, and I'm not saying that he's anecdotal. It's not going to be... He was pretty buckled. But he said that the younger one was hotter. Everyone goes, what the fuck? You know what? There might be...
Starting point is 01:06:03 A 70-year-old scientist woman. There might be 17 year 70 year old scientist there might be a scenario where it's like the two chicks but they're two like the kind of annoying blue hair chicks and then there's four just regular science dudes and they're like they're like if we say this it's gonna be hell hell to pay like like we're gonna be like hey obviously the answer in the ghost we're going to hr that's crazy you can't say that the fuck did you just say wait wait you said a 25 year old hotterold's hotter than me? I'm 55. What are you saying? Yeah, just two Portlandia chicks.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Yeah, well, yeah. It's kind of just like they just don't want to cause a stir. Yeah, so they're not. At their work at science. And they also are having trouble figuring out why the 25-year-old girl likes Leonardo DiCaprio. So the whole thing's boggling them. It's the meme with all the algebra and shit. Their minds are boggled they're like i don't know why this 26 year old chick's trying to fuck this 50 year old rich millionaire celebrity i don't know why he wants to fuck this 25 year old model
Starting point is 01:06:54 i mean this whole thing sure you know maybe i'm just old because this whole thing's not making a lick of sense to me someone's like hey i have an. Why don't we check? Are there any super hot 25-year-old models who are fucking 50-year-old fat losers? And they go look that up and go, no. Holy shit. We might be on to something. We might be on to something this year. Obviously, we're going to need more funding.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Yeah, we're going to need more funding. That is a single data point. That doesn't tell us anything. Very anecdotal. Yeah, it's just a breadcrumb. So they're having a really hard time with that figuring out why rich dudes like hot chicks. Science has been struggling.
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Starting point is 01:12:24 I've seen it. Can you Sure. I've seen it. Can you imagine? I've seen it with my own eyes. I know this for a fact. Well, they're not sure. They need a whole course. I know that they can. I'm certain.
Starting point is 01:12:36 I think, though, if you were in the room with these academics, though, if you saw them, the black girl came out and she was like, and the bunch of the chicks were just like, we're going to do a study and we're doing a whole course we're gonna get to the bottom of teaching people whether or not white and black people were friends and they go what do you think he goes no yes yes no no yes i mean i know i think wait is it no in a vacuum yes is it no or yes let me just sit back and listen i don't want to take up too much space yeah i don't want to take up too much why don't you just why don't you just tell me what the answer is?
Starting point is 01:13:08 Yes? No. Alright, put your hand up if you think black and white women can be friends. It feels like it's yes. It feels like I've seen it. You're incorrect. Everybody hates Kate and Clark in the WNBA. Explain that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:23 So this is something else that they got going on over there. They've reached their peak form. Is this a class you can take? It's a full class. Wow. Class offered by Yale University this semester. We'll study friendships between white and black women. They have like a white and a black chick that are like, you know, they're just like playing
Starting point is 01:13:39 cards and they're in like a glass casing and they're studying it. Like, what the fuck? Oh, that's probably- How'd they do it? That's your secret. Sure. Sure up yeah that's a fucking rocks for jocks right there that's a easy that's 100 rocks for jocks that's the whole football team's in there just being like this is the easiest fucking class ever yes rocks for jugs funny thing well i told you the joke in my friend group that we went to rocks with someone hard and it was hard
Starting point is 01:14:05 We call it rocks for Hawks. Yeah, dude. I did it I thought our jocks was actually a university went to it's like there was this no everybody's just like easiest course rocks Or they call it rocks for jocks. It was first year geology or first geology or whatever and you're like no This is super hard. Yeah rocks for jocks. They changed it. It was rocks for Hawks. Yeah, I was like literally like this impossible Rocks for jocks, they changed it and it was rocks for hawks. Yeah, it was like literally, you're like, this is impossible. We were like, did you ever take women's studies course for the tag? No.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Hell no. I took psychology, which is sort of tang oriented. Yeah, I think I took a first year sociology course. Sociology and psych. That was always, if you want to be in the tang department, psych and social is a good place to be. Yeah, but the problem was it wasn't like the gender studies. It honestly was like, you know, maybe 60-40. It wasn't like the, you know, 90-10.
Starting point is 01:14:47 That's first year though. Because it's first year. Yeah, because everyone has to take psych first year. And you're in a literal like theater. As an auditorium. Yeah, auditorium.
Starting point is 01:14:54 But if you made it to third year psych, I promise you you were down to very few. Yeah, you whittled it down. Sociology at the end. Come on,
Starting point is 01:15:03 fourth year sociology. You think that's 50-50? My friend, stop it. Yeah, but I mean, that's a commitment. And the few guys that are- You got to literally be like, well, I'm going to be a sociologist as a profession just to get a little fucking fourth year tang. It's pretty crazy.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Right. So that's why it doesn't work that good. Yeah, it doesn't work out that well. You're like, you graduate and you go, yeah, I got laid twice and I'm a sociologist now and I'm 100K in debt. That was stupid. Because what does a sociologist even do you go i don't know you could be like a social worker or something i don't nobody knows not sure but my dick is wet i got wet twice i'll tell you both i guess yeah my balls aren't blue anymore i'll tell you that much but this is they
Starting point is 01:15:41 have a black woman and a white woman in a cage and they're like friends and they go how are they doing it like what the fuck you're just having a leisurely chat yes no no is it like honestly i'm this course titled no time for tears friendships between black women and white women this is like some shit you think you might hear in like the year after segregation maybe you're like i think the jury's out on this one. Yes. Definitely. Yes, they can be friends. This is all, like, super just, like, you know, in the weeds shit where you're, like, very theoretical.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Well, this is the type of shit that, like, you have the dumb white girls that buy into this shit, treating black women like, oh is do you need anything yeah of course i'm so sorry like oh would you am i would you like this seat yeah like some guy got like shot in alabama and you're like i'm so sorry are you okay are you okay about what someone was shot and go where alabama i don't live in alabama i just want to make sure you're okay do you do how does it work though do you feel it do you sense it yeah how does that work
Starting point is 01:16:48 do you have like your kind of black woman magic stuff going on that's what I was saying that you know we were talking about this a bit I think on the Patreon
Starting point is 01:16:55 but how anytime you make something in the kitchen girls can always like feel it and they're like what is it if you're like moving stuff
Starting point is 01:17:03 around in your house yeah I'm just saying that they're like Obi-Wan Kenobi all of a sudden where they go, I sense a disturbance in the forest. If you're moving anything around, they sense a disturbance in the forest. They just perk up. They go, did you leave the fridge
Starting point is 01:17:16 open? They definitely can sense a disturbance in the forest when you start dicking around in the kitchen. By the way, did you see that they use for this thing contract grading? And basically as long as you just give an effort, a good effort, you get guaranteed a B+. I did see that. What is that?
Starting point is 01:17:30 I have no idea. I've never heard of contract grading. So basically, the minimum you can get is B- or B+. Literally, everybody gets a trophy. What's going on here? So they have a course. Can't fail? Can black women...
Starting point is 01:17:42 I mean, it should be one question, and the answer was yes, but it's not that. and then at the end of it yeah read the do you have that pulled up the contract grading yeah it says right here students are guaranteed a b plus in the class if they meet the contract's requirement regardless of grades received on individual assignments this is seen as an actively anti-racist approach to assessment and a way of participating in educational justice and equity this is a yale i know this isn't like some fucking devry shit right this is a fancy course university of phoenix online like this is yale this is like a previously was one of the dude and he said a big part of the
Starting point is 01:18:18 course is studying karen memes yeah karen means they probably have to watch that you ever see that do we talk about the karen movie oh for sure they have to watch that is the biggest piece of what was it a talk about the Karen movie? Oh, for sure. They have to watch that. That is the biggest piece of shit. What was it? A horror movie? It's a Karen? It's a horror movie, yeah. And it's the girl from Orange is the New Black. And she's calling the manager on them?
Starting point is 01:18:31 Yeah, it's like literally, but it's like a straight ripoff of Get Out style. Okay. Like totally that style. Like straight ripoff. And it was the- Black horrors were popping for a minute. Yeah. I mean, Get Out was awesome, but this was the biggest piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:18:44 I didn't like the other one, Us. I never saw it. I didn't think it makes sense. Yeah, I never saw it. They were t for a minute. Yeah. I mean, Get Out was awesome, but this was the biggest piece of shit. I didn't like the other one, Us. I never saw it. I didn't think it makes sense. Yeah, I never saw it. They were tethered to the people. I think you literally told me it was bad. It didn't make sense. It wasn't even bad.
Starting point is 01:18:52 It was just like logically flawed. It didn't make sense. If the people above were tethered to the other people below, then how could they switch? There was just so much stuff where it was like they're tethered together, but they're living completely different lives. So tethered didn't mean anything. It was like they were tethered when it was convenient and they were untethered when it wasn't convenient i mean the problem is i can't remember my criticism
Starting point is 01:19:09 exactly but something new with the tethering wasn't adding up for me it's like when you make it's when you make get out though and then you're like you gotta you literally have like the pressure you're like i gotta make a movie you gotta make five more but you gotta make a movie better than get out i know just like good luck i know i know i'm not blaming it on Kiel. No. Or was it Piel? Piel. Yeah, Piel. Jordan Piel. Yeah, Jordan Piel.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Okay, so this course will seek to determine whether these friendships can develop on equal footing and be unfettered by the trappings of quid pro quo transactions. Yeah. Also, it says not all students are eligible to take the class. The African American Studies course has marked instruction permission required. How do you get permission meaning it's segregated
Starting point is 01:19:48 it's like you're literally they go hey i'd like to take the course you think black people are being told they're not allowed to take the course so is this a course for black people on whether they can be friends with white shit i mean i'm telling you black people aren't being declined if they want to take the course no who's's getting declined? White guys, maybe? Maybe. Maybe it's men are getting declined. But you have like an assessment and they go... I guess if you show any sort of resistance to these sort of mind control ideas... Why would you subject yourself to this course if you're opposed to this ideologically? That would be torture.
Starting point is 01:20:20 I think it is just straight up they're trying to get the guys out looking for the tang, man. They just don't want any YouTubers in there making content. Do you have a YouTube channel? Can black women and white women be friends? And then one guy's just like, I think all three of us could be friends, you know? And then just like beat it, Tim. You're not even enrolled in the course. We already denied you.
Starting point is 01:20:37 He goes, I'm sorry about that. What's the guy from Family Guy? The pervert? Quagmire? Quagmire. Just Quagmire in the back of the class? Giggity, giggity. I think you can be friends.
Starting point is 01:20:47 Yeah, you can be better friends. Get real friendly. Yeah, real friendly. This course uses contract grading. Students will interrogate with brutal honesty
Starting point is 01:20:57 the stakes that underwrite black women's relationships. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The white people are going to be brutally honest. Brutally honest! Hey, white people, we want you to be brutally honest. I got kicked out of Yale.
Starting point is 01:21:10 That was a fucking setup. Because you know brutal honesty would be just like, yeah, I was friends with a bunch of black chicks in high school. It seemed pretty normal. Our friend group had lots of different things. I grew up in a major metropolitan, so we had lots of different things in our friend group.
Starting point is 01:21:24 Out. Yeah, yeah, yeah we had lots of different things in our friend group. Out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first day of the course, look to your left, look to your right. One of these people will be expelled by the end of this course. You go, what?
Starting point is 01:21:35 Why would I be expelled? You go, this is a fucking lie. You go, look to your left. Look to your left. Skip the black people. Look to your right. Skip the black person if there's one there.
Starting point is 01:21:43 One of you will be expelled. One of you will be expelled. One of you will be expelled. The other will be on social media, blasted. Yeah, blasting the person who got expelled for some minor... Contract grading does seem hilarious. If you do get into the course, you get a minimum of a B+, if you meet the contract. Yeah, which is just like putting... I don't know what the contracts are you have to do like maybe like struggle sessions
Starting point is 01:22:07 probably you gotta really just dude this is fucking nuts if i if i had a daughter and i sent her to school and she said she was like taking a 50 grand course on whether or not she'd be friends with a black chick yeah i said this one ain't cheap the black i feel like if i was a black chick i would get it a little more because you're just like this is easy yeah that's rock this is nothing blacks yeah if you're a black person you're like this is like sure yeah give me a c let's see what happens okay let's go just fucking try it karen exactly right well you know it's gotta be a black woman teaching us no sure but then you just turn around on her, though. The list readings include a report by Time titled,
Starting point is 01:22:50 How the Karen Meme... So they read Time articles. They're basically doing... Written articles we're reading. Yeah, a lot of videos. They're reading articles we're reading, but how good they are. Yeah, right. How the Karen Meme Confronts the Violent History of White Womanhood. A Vox article titled...
Starting point is 01:23:03 It's all Vox. It's all articles. This is their reading. They give them three websites to read no breitbart in there nothing how the karen meme became a symbol of racism and a journal article titled querying karen the rise of the angry white woman imagine you know why yeah you're like here's like first year college there's like some chick that's like wasn't even into this stuff you know well i mean if you're not into this stuff big mistake you probably well just maybe you thought it did seem like an easy elective and then you're just like stand up and then everyone okay and on the count of three we'll all yell karen in her face until
Starting point is 01:23:38 she cries so how many slave owners did you have in your family yeah no i'm not from america the rise of the angry white oh imagine like trying to if a white chick ever had to like tell on someone for anything in that class can you imagine the oh not even in the cards i mean i would just not say anything someone's like who threw that at me the one're like I'll just show myself out yeah yeah it's so hot you cannot rat someone out in that class you get the ultimate Karen that was a test
Starting point is 01:24:11 and you failed Karen it feels like some kindergarten class shit it's all just Karen shit yeah because you think it kind of pitches it like what you would expect it was just like yes obviously all races
Starting point is 01:24:23 could be friends doesn't matter the color of your skin. But then you're just like, eh. Yeah, this is the first day. I have a whole syllabus prepared. And yeah, if you thought we were just going to be done on day one,
Starting point is 01:24:34 then you're wrong. Eh. The eating habits that reveal your partner may be a narcissist. Huh. This article is something else. They found that eating meat was a telltale sign linked to the personality disorder so what percentage of the population
Starting point is 01:24:49 eats meat you think in the world in the world well India in the world because Indians are mostly vegetarian okay so let's do Americans of America in the world it's probably like say 60% approximately 90% of Americans eatately 90% of Americans eat meat.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Sorry, no, they eat chicken. 90% of Americans eat meat. So 90% of Americans, according to this article, are narcissists. Checks out. You know what? Yeah, maybe. Sounds about right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:17 So this person did a whole article saying that if you eat meat, you're a narcissist. They didn't just do an article, though. They did science. Yeah, I forget to say this is our science program. Someone did science, and then someone did an article on the science. Yeah. The science. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:30 And the science somehow- Multiple people probably did the science. Got a grant, and it says, particularly if the person provides a hierarchical justification, like humans are on the top of the food chain. So if you're saying that I, if you go around and someone says like, oh, why do you eat meat? Which I feel like the question is more like, why wouldn't you eat meat? Yeah. Eating meat's the base level.
Starting point is 01:25:50 I think so. Why wouldn't you? And you go, because I'm at the top of the fucking food chain. Yeah, I guess that's kind of an asshole thing to say a little bit. Well, sure. That was a lie, I suppose. I don't know. I know a lot of people that are saying stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:26:02 But like specifically, you're like, I don't know. It's good for you. I like it. I've never. Yeah, you're like, I don't know. It's good for you. I like it. I've never... Yeah, it's just... I don't know. I think this is where it starts where it's like, no, you convince me why I shouldn't.
Starting point is 01:26:11 Sure. And I've tried with the... It's one of those things where they're like, okay, do the Beyond Meat things. You go, okay. They taste worse and they're worse for you. Bring it back when you have it figured out. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 01:26:21 Yeah. I mean, the lab, they're like, hey, we're going to make a lab of meat on a 3D printer. You go, let me know when you figure that out. Let me know when you figure it out. How does it taste? You go, for sure. Yeah, I mean, the lab, they're like, hey, we're going to make meat on a 3D printer. Let me know when you figure that out. Let me know when you figure it out. How does it taste? You go, way worse. How is the health?
Starting point is 01:26:30 You go, it's worse for you. You go, well. How much does it cost? He goes, a burger's $1,000. You go, okay, well, it's not really practical right now. Yeah, well, okay. So I think you answered your own question there, pal, didn't you? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:40 Narcissist. Researchers and scientists theorize. Honest to God, if you want to start with, if Vivek's to god if you want to start with vivex listening if you want to start with defunding people yeah science grants oh my god i don't know where this money comes from it's just like what do you mean and you well yeah i know i know but just you endless like i don't know what department i guess is there like a department it's a hhs i mean fucking rfk juniors it's busy work that costs millions of dollars gonna shut This is sort of like a department of HHS. I mean, fucking RFK Junior. It's busy work that costs millions of dollars. It's going to shut this shit down.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Is this just like an element of the whole Ponzi scheme that is higher education where they go, look, if we don't get these people these grants, this whole house of cards is going to collapse. I know. We have to have work for them after they're done their science training. Yeah. Otherwise. No, it's a whole Ponzi scheme from top to bottom i mean again though there are people that are doing useful things absolutely you know yeah but the majority of
Starting point is 01:27:30 which seems more like in this line i think a part of that is too many you know too many social scientists not enough scientists yeah for sure yeah social science is not science because this is not science they call themselves scientists but they're doing an expose on why if you eat meat, you're a narcissist. Yeah, they're like, are meat eaters meanies? Yeah. You eat six? That'll be a million dollars.
Starting point is 01:27:52 And then they said they stemmed from the dark triad personality traits associated with more negative attitudes towards animals. Literally, meat eaters are psychopaths. Well, they're saying sort of. But yeah, it's like if you go, why do you meat because i fucking hate animals because fuck them i mean look sure yeah why are you why are you eating that burger right now because i'm fucking cows man dude you don't fucking hate a cow all right i actually go to the farm and can i can i pay more if they punch the cow first yeah but we didn't need science to come to that conclusion we could just be like yeah that's that's fucked up if you're eating if the
Starting point is 01:28:29 reason you eat the animals is because you hate them yeah like if you insist on you i don't even like the taste yeah like if you insist on like butchering your own animals just because you like the thrill of the kill you're like okay something's going on there yeah agree they too noted it was linked to behaviors demonstrating animal cruelty. So everyone on the earth is a narcissist. A performative preference for healthy foods. Oh, this is the other thing that they decided in there. They said a performative preference for healthy foods while in social situations with another
Starting point is 01:28:58 trait associated with narcissists. Grandiose narcissists exhibit a great desire to maintain a pretentious self-image. So they said eating meats for narcissists and eating healthies for narcissists exhibit a great desire to maintain a pretentious self-image so anyway so they said eating meats for narcissists and eating healthies for narcissists what do you think these scientists look like
Starting point is 01:29:11 Peter Hotez I'm picturing a lot of Michael Moore's yeah a lot of Michael Moore's a lot of Hotez's that's something else to say that if you eating healthies
Starting point is 01:29:19 makes you a narcissist yeah y'all just have a salad you fucking narcissists look at this guy ooh I like it dark triad alert I feel better you're sick you have a salad you fucking narcissist Look at this guy Dark triad alert I feel better
Starting point is 01:29:26 You're sick You have a fucking sick in the brain Well I found an article Because the scientists are contradicting themselves Oh These are both the Daily Mail by the way So this is scientists back to back The same week the same thing.
Starting point is 01:29:45 One is if you eat meat, you're a narcissist. And if you eat healthy, you're a narcissist. Second article, vegan men frail and more likely to die young. Checks out. Yeah, it does check out. Yeah. So what's the answer here? Exactly.
Starting point is 01:30:01 Well, you're either a narcissist or frail and dying. Yeah, you can live like a strong narcissist or frail and dying yeah you're not you can live like a strong narcissist or just die those are your two options weakling dutch scientists who analyzed 70 000 people found that people who frequently eat vegan desserts bread and roast potatoes were more likely to be frail in midlife yeah you don't have any protein. Yeah. It's like literally like you have to survey 70,000. 70,000 seems like a lot. People. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:29 You have to ask 70,000 people of, hey, if you only eat carbs, are you better off physically? I feel like they probably had the study after the first 20,000. That is pretty conclusive here. Hey, man, they got paid for 70. 70K felt like a lot. Yeah. 70,000 seems like unnecessarily pretty conclusive here. Hey, man, they got paid for 70. 70K felt like a lot. Yeah, 70,000 seems like unnecessarily, pretty arbitrary number, too. And then one of those girls who does her whole deal
Starting point is 01:30:51 is being single, you know those? Where it's like her whole thing is I'm single. She goes and does articles on being single and of course I'm being single. She goes, scientists reveal someone could be a psychopath and it's not, oh, no, that was the New Year's one was the single girl. This is about being single. Scientists reveal key sign that someone could be a psychopath, and it's not. Oh, no, that was the New Year's one, was the single girl. This is about being single.
Starting point is 01:31:06 Scientists reveal key sign that someone could be a psychopath, and it's not what you expect. It's being single. Scientists behind the study at University of Turin, where 1,000 people, women are obsessed with the dark triad stuff right now, right? It's kind of like what they're into right now. Must be a podcast about it somewhere.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Because it feels like they're all talking about... I never heard about this dark triad business. I'm hearing about it right and left. No. No, they maybe talked about it in like... Found that people who are single scored higher for psychopathic traits. Okay. It's funny to say.
Starting point is 01:31:39 I mean, like any single person? I guess it's funny to say that single people are, you know, psychopaths. But you're like... I mean, that's single people. It's it's a pretty broad like as a widower someone who's like yeah person died you go you're just like you're a psychopath now manipulators and psychopaths are less likely to stay in a relationship i mean yeah i guess something there's a lot of manipulators and psychopaths who have long lives. Those studies combined cost 50 mil. This is your tax dollars
Starting point is 01:32:09 at work, people. I was thinking a little bit that Elon Musk, it is kind of funny where in a little bit of a way, I don't know if you saw Bernie Sanders came out on the HB1 visa stuff and he was kind of saying that he was against them. Yeah, he's against them. Oh, sorry. He disagrees with Elon Musk.
Starting point is 01:32:25 Right, right. Whereas like Elon Musk sort of convinced liberals to be against immigration. Yeah. Like a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Because he wasn't saying
Starting point is 01:32:33 none of that forever, right? No. Bernie Sanders, I'm sure he had a little bit in the back of his mind of like, if he was really pushed on it, he was like,
Starting point is 01:32:41 yes, a ton of immigration obviously isn't good for the working class. But like, he was keeping his mouth pretty shut on that topic. But now it's like, oh, I'm going against Elon Musk. He was able to kind of come out and say it. Yeah, totally.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Clear skies kind of thing. You're like, I can just totally do it. And you go, yeah, it depresses wages. Yeah. So in a weird way, Elon Musk sort of made a lot of liberals be like against immigration. Funny how that works. Well, this is funny to me that Tim Allen has a new show and they aren't happy about it literally the biggest beef is it goes exactly like all his other shows if there's never if there's ever been uh things are back a sign yeah if the tim allen has his show back yeah
Starting point is 01:33:16 remember they canceled the show for no reason the reason was just trump yeah they just go hey you're the guy in your show likes trump so now you can't have a show and it was very popular though yeah yeah this was like uh the opposite of a financial decision but tim allen sort of bit his tongue and just sort of uh kept his head down and now he's back well because he probably had a contract that extended well beyond like the seasons that were shot so he's just like i'm getting paid i guess right but he'll be back they always come back well i think he i think he went and made another santa movie yeah and then now he's he's got a new show and it's exactly the
Starting point is 01:33:50 same as the other shows the same it's just like he's always just around cars like that's like it's so funny like everything he goes yeah it's just like make sure i work at an auto body shop or something or yeah but they the article uh at cracked is this chick they wrote this article like cracked is not happy with it she goes journalists are cracked she goes dot com she goes there was a time not very long ago when conservative comedy was dismissed yeah it's yeah that sounds about right five years ago conceptually commentators would say commentators like me for example would say uh in it's a contradiction the purpose of comedy is to challenge systems of power and that conservatives do not yeah that's not the purpose of comedy i
Starting point is 01:34:31 don't think that's the purpose of comedy yeah aren't you guys fake mad magazine aren't you guys literally the the ripped off mad magazine and like did a fake mad magazine forever fake mad magazine got really into culture war stuff yeah you're like you literally were like if there was no mad magazines left and you're like i guess i'll get a crack cracked was definitely the poor man's i had some crack me too you had none of them or any of that now though like crack magazine now is like articles like this like fucking tim allen is a show and you it is funny because whenever they make these arguments they're kind of just like um uh this is the purpose of comedy or whatever. And this is why comedy was bad.
Starting point is 01:35:08 And you're just like, it's not even like totally there's no truth to it, but it also applies to you. Yes. It's just like, yeah, that's why fucking liberal comedy got so crappy is because it was just saying the thing that everyone was saying. Yeah, exactly. Agreeing with like consensus in a way that was annoying. And you're like, you don't have to watch this. it wasn't edgy to be the 10th show in a row
Starting point is 01:35:27 that has 20 gig sex scenes like you know what i mean but like also you're like you don't have to watch this like why are you so mad that like she did watch it but you didn't have well i guess she had she's like i did have to no editor made me watch but then they're like okay there was like no one ever watched shows like that it's like okay what do you what do you think who do you think al bondi would have voted for? Yeah, also... Or Norm Macdonald. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These people, you go, this idea that he's like,
Starting point is 01:35:48 yeah, there's lots of funny people on different sides of the spectrum. Also, this show is for 70-year-olds. Oh, if that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, this show... Oh, buddy. This show is for people on fucking,
Starting point is 01:36:00 like, hooked up on life support. I'm not defending the show. I'm just like, let's see this shit. You probably like worse shit. For sure. Yeah. You're like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:36:07 It's for the 22 year old internet cracked. ABC evidently doesn't need to be known as the network that fired Roseanne from her namesake sitcom for one racist tweet too many.
Starting point is 01:36:19 It was one racist tweet total. It was one racist tweet and it was arguably not even racist. It was arguably not racist. Now the network is getting back in the Tim Allen business after canceling his last show in 2017.
Starting point is 01:36:29 So it was a while ago. And despite his many backwards views, Tim Allen has the most... Have you ever seen him on a show? He is not that aggressive. No, he's not. He's pretty normal. He's not like... He's like the standard dad. I don't think there's a photo of him in a bag of hats. No, he didn't do any of that stuff.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Maybe in that show, I think he did. But in real life, he really didn't say much. The craziest thing he said was liberals are nuts. Yeah. It's a bridge too far, Tim. And despite his backward views, unprofessional,
Starting point is 01:37:01 unset behavior, his new multicam sitcom Shifting Gears is too witless to even get mad at, but it's striking how much effort and talent it wastes trying to counterbalance a 21st century Tim Allen character. She talks about him like he's their, you know,
Starting point is 01:37:17 is Tim Allen in the room with you right now? You sound pretty mad. Like, it does feel like this woman is, you know, she's trying to go to sleep at night, and she just hears, oh, oh, oh. Who said that? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Who?
Starting point is 01:37:32 Obviously, Tim Allen's comedy is kind of hack. At the time, I guess, when it first came out, there was a touch of irony to the whole thing. Yeah, and again, that was in the sitcom. I watched Home Improvement. I've seen every episode of Home Improvement. I've seen every episode, but I I watched Home Improvement. I've seen every episode of Home Improvement. I've seen every episode, but I haven't watched it. I have seen easily every episode of Home Improvement.
Starting point is 01:37:49 I mean, it was on all the time. Yeah, you did because you're fucking fawning over JTT. It was on nonstop. I guarantee I've seen every episode multiple times. It was on nonstop. You're probably still getting cash from that. I saw the other guy from Home Improvement recently
Starting point is 01:38:05 Wilson? I forgot about Wilson Wilson died I think how many comics had a joke that something something like Wilson from Home Improvement yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:38:13 that was a hot topic that people liked that was a big reference Wilson from Home Improvement but no one of the brothers is like a drug addict
Starting point is 01:38:22 yeah he punched a chick out he what? he like punched some chick or something oh I didn't see that I knew he was like a drug addict and DUIs and stuff like Yeah, he punched a chick out. He what? He like punched some chick or something. Oh, I didn't see that. I knew he was like a drug addict and DUIs and stuff like that, but he punched a chick out? Like in the last week.
Starting point is 01:38:32 Child stars don't age well. Ty something? Zachary Taylor? No. No, it wasn't Taylor Thomas. Not Taylor Thomas. The other one. One of the other ones.
Starting point is 01:38:40 Yeah. Yeah, you got some trouble. I'm actually friends with Al Borland on Facebook. No, you're not. I am. Really? Yeah, yeah. That that's very funny i don't know why can we get borland on the cast probably i don't think it'll do numbers but yeah probably got for sure got all he does is golf what's his real name uh borland golf's a lot eh oh it's, that's all he does. And he's friends with Grant Fuhrer. Oh, really? The hockey player?
Starting point is 01:39:05 Yeah, Richard Karn. Richard Karn. Yeah, literally 10. Has he ever worked again since Home Improvement? Was that his last job? That was his last job. And it probably, like, caked him up for life. He was obviously caked up for life.
Starting point is 01:39:17 No question about that. You know what? So it was actually, you know why I followed him? Because, like, when I started comedy, this one comedian was like, yeah, I'm friends with Richard Karn on Facebook facebook and if you just add him he'll accept you and that's this guy yeah richard karn facebook friends oh yes oh oh yeah he had a whole game show hosting arc that's right yeah yeah danny's trying to besmirch this guy's career i haven't followed richard karn he might be caking more
Starting point is 01:39:43 from his game those game shows are real money, pal. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know if they get the syndication numbers like Home Improvement. So this is, she describes a scene and she's not happy with it.
Starting point is 01:39:54 It definitely feels like Tim Allen's in their dreams. Yeah. Haunting them. She wants to go back to a world where Lena Dunham is, you know,
Starting point is 01:40:01 the cardinal voice of comedy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Tim Allen coming back is sortinal voice of comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tim Allen coming back is sort of a slap in the face, though. Like, after everything and just being like, oh, well, one more. And then she's like walking out. Yeah, nothing you did worked.
Starting point is 01:40:12 And we're going, nothing you did worked. People are more racist now. They're getting the censorship. It's getting reversed. And then they walk back and they go, and one more thing, Tim Allen's back. No! They can't keep doing this Mel Gibson's producing
Starting point is 01:40:29 Yeah yeah I mean Mel Gibson's back Mel Gibson Mel Gibson swore to never left He was always Cause don't forget When Mel Gibson got cancelled Then he made Passion of the Christ
Starting point is 01:40:38 And got richer than he's ever been In his life Yeah he's just like All this self produced shit That probably made him more money Than anything he's ever done That Passion was Pre-cancellation.
Starting point is 01:40:45 He was the first guy to get cancelled and be a Christ guy. He was the first guy that was like, oh, I'll be a Jesus guy now. I think he was a Jesus. Yeah, yeah. I'm not saying he was never a Jesus guy, but like... But the brand, yeah. It became a popular thing to, you know, get in trouble. And then you're like, I'm religious now.
Starting point is 01:41:02 Yeah. Jesus forgave me. Well, he was the original that's you know what i was kind of thinking about with the jew loopholes yeah where how you know they have the like stringer along the city and all that sort of stuff you know christians have the best loophole do anything you want and then uh say you accept him before you die at the moment that is a way better loophole than all this stuff jews are doing oh you want to know even better loophole is i'm gonna be on my deathbed and i'm just gonna be like except jesus christ just on the way out just in case that is all insurance policy just in
Starting point is 01:41:32 case just in case and then if the jew is the jew god he goes what did you say there oh i was fucking nothing i was what i was what why i don't know i was i was kind of delirious i don't know did i say that that's what that's weird sound like me that is not i mean i never said it before that's weird He goes, what? What? I don't know. I was kind of delirious. I don't know. Did I say that? That's weird. You sound like me. That is not. I mean, I never said it before. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:41:50 So that's the ultimate Jew. Like, heck. Say them all. Except a lie. Except a lie in my heart. Except Jesus, man. To really cover the bases. Let me describe a scene.
Starting point is 01:42:01 Let me guess. The world's going to hell in a handbasket Then she says We don't even make handbaskets in the US anymore Matt sneers You know what we make? Excuses, quitters, and diabetes And celebrities who use diabetes medicine to lose weight You want to lose weight?
Starting point is 01:42:19 It's simple This hole right here And he points to his mouth Bigger than the hole back here And And he points to his mouth. Bigger than the hole back here. And then he points to his butt. Just get to the pissed off. Get to the participation trophy part. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Do I even need to add that he pronounced diabetes, diabetes? If so, he does. So this person's really, she says she's not mad, but it seems like she's kind of mad big mad 100 slot for seven-year-olds though there's no question about that this is like when you you know you turn off fox news after mainlining it all day you know just relax with some tim allen yeah and then a little like a little levity well timbo You know how you lose weight? You put less in this roll right here.
Starting point is 01:43:08 What? Shit. Sam Altman. Yeah, what's going on with him? Did you see this? So Sam Altman. What the fuck? That guy is almost bad luck because he's kind of in the chopping block
Starting point is 01:43:23 right now. He has a sister that basically from, this is from his statement so i don't claim to know the truth yeah but sam altman open ai guy you know took the non-profit company turned it into a for-profit company got filthy fucking rich elon's kind of been on his ass yeah well because elon funded the whole thing it feels like elon was one of the original people he's been sort of on his ass. Yeah. Well, because Elon funded the whole thing. Elon was one of the original people. He's been sort of on his ass. Sam Altman's sister, who they say they've been like, you know, we've given her as much money as we can.
Starting point is 01:43:52 We give her a house to live in. We give her a stipend. $10 billion. Well, but my argument on Sam Altman's side is that money doesn't always solve the problem of like a schizophrenic drug addict in your family. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, I've had drug addicts in my family and they died and I promise you giving
Starting point is 01:44:08 them a lot of money. Wasn't going to solve that up probably. Yeah. They'd be dead sooner a lot of times. Right. So it's not always the solution. Like a lot of people were saying that to him, be like,
Starting point is 01:44:18 I didn't know she was mental. Yeah. That's what, that's what they're saying. And then she's doing all this stuff and then she sued him for this and that and defamation and well some of the stuff that she's suing for she's like he combined with like Facebook and LinkedIn
Starting point is 01:44:32 to shadow ban her and stuff that seems unlikely she's just like cooked I mean according to his again there's maybe two sides of the story I know a lot of people were seeing posting on his thing like every time yeah it was like wait he fucking like called up the guy running linkedin is like shadow ban my that's that's what they're kind of saying they're saying that she made he's making
Starting point is 01:44:54 open ai to like uh you know spite her or whatever so for me my initial instinct reading this was like i've seen scenarios like this it didn't seem that great sounds like dr and then she said oh then at the end of it she said he molested her yeah well that's right because that's what i saw is he's like she's like suing him for molesting her i'm like pretty sure there's a criminal element there you could probably pursue but the money thing when people it's like uh people are saying she wanted more money but it was he was like they were like we gave her money it was like the money. It was like, the money's not the solution. Yeah, it's the Dr. Dre's daughter. Remember Dr. Dre's daughter? Yeah, money's not the solution always. He was homeless or whatever, and everybody was giving him shit.
Starting point is 01:45:29 Dude, after you give someone 100 grand a year, and the problem still persists, more money's not always going to help. No, hell no. If you give someone 100 grand a year, and things are going good, then you maybe give it. Yeah, you go, hey, you have a business idea
Starting point is 01:45:43 that you need me to finance? Sure. Or whatever, yeah. Maybe you're like, okay, I'll a business idea that you need me to finance? Sure. Or whatever, yeah. Maybe you're like, okay, I'll buy a bigger house. Whatever the... There's a ways to distribute money, but if someone's a drug addict and insane, sometimes you give them money and they're just like, oh, I gave it all away in a day. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:54 Like if someone's manic, it just doesn't all... A lot of times you actually kind of... That's why they go power of attorney to people. Right. It's because they're going to kill themselves but this money yeah she's gonna yeah contrary to what some people might think money doesn't solve every single problem especially with these kind of family situations i think yeah interesting and then uh we'll we'll talk about this one last thing but um the uh skip bayless had a little thing of his own little dust up of his own things wild
Starting point is 01:46:24 yeah yeah i don't know it's wild I don't know what to believe Stephen A. Smith came out Because basically she said that He offered her 1.5 mil to have sex And then Stephen A. Smith goes He's the cheapest guy I know There's no way he's paying 100 mil for sex Nobody
Starting point is 01:46:37 Dude No way he offered this chick A million and a half dollars to have sex one time Lawsuit says the Fox News The ex-Fox News host Harassed the hairstylist a million and a half dollars to have sex one time. Lawsuit says the Fox News, the ex-Fox News host harassed the hairstylist, offered her $1.5 million for sex. She claims advances by Bayless,
Starting point is 01:46:55 which began in 2017. If you look at the guy, just off looks, you could see why people are drawing the conclusion he definitely looks like the type of guy that would hit on his hairdresser. Maybe hitting on him, but I mean, I want to sue her
Starting point is 01:47:05 for fucking not taking the million and a half. What are you doing? Continued last year, including lingering hugs and kisses on the cheeks. Yeah, it feels like a lot of BS. Yeah, yeah. Lingering hugs, you know? I mean, the craziest story about this whole thing
Starting point is 01:47:19 is Joy Taylor. I don't know how much you've been following this. A little. So Joy Taylor, she had a show on Fox, and then she's basically, it came out in all this suit that, like, Joy Taylor got this job, and then she was sleeping with this executive at Fox, and she got this job essentially, like, moderating, but she had, like, very minimal experience. Like, and then she was sleeping with this executive at, I guess, I guess it was Fox
Starting point is 01:47:43 or whatever. And then the hairstylist was, like and this is all like an illegal whatever document, like the suit was basically saying, because she slept with the guy. And then she's like, he's really powerful. And she's like, well, I'm powerful now too. And then she, her whole plan was to stop banging this guy. And then she was going to accuse him of falsely falsely sexually assaulting her like she planned it how what was the evidence that she planned it this is just in
Starting point is 01:48:09 this in this filing that basically because she told her she told the um this hairstylist or whatever this makeup check ah yeah yeah so this whole joy taylor thing was like i she's like she had planned to basically like cut this guy off and basically ruin him and like falsely sexually accused or falsely accuse him of sexual assault to to kind of tie that up and get rid of him. There's a lot of stuff coming out in this sports world. Yeah, yeah. This one's crazy, though. I can't remember if it was a black commentator, but he was like, I knew better than to go in a room with that.
Starting point is 01:48:37 Jason Whitlock. Jason Whitlock. That was hilarious because he was basically like, you got those big jugs and that caramel skin. I knew better. Peanut butter skin. because he was basically like those big jugs you got those big jugs and that caramel skin i knew better but basically like the joke he was basically saying like you know i knew to stay away from her because she'd be sucking my dick if not yeah yeah you guys would have got me because i'm just a man i'm a mere man yeah that was so funny jason Whitlock. Who is he again? He used to be at ESPN, and then he's now at The Blaze or something.
Starting point is 01:49:12 But he used to be a mainstream sports guy, and then kind of blew it up. And now he's a conservative sports commentator, sort of? No, he's just a conservative. I think he talks about sports, but I think he's just general. Just normal conservative stuff. Yeah, I think he's at The Blaze. At 2001, she claims the suit Bayless offered, 1.5 mil, after she refused, later threatened her job. Bayless
Starting point is 01:49:27 worked for Fox Sports until 2004, blah, blah, blah. And then Shannon Sharp, basically, the funny part to me, probably in addition, was Skip Bayless, she said, was mad that she thought she banged Shannon Sharp. That is funny, Skip Bayless
Starting point is 01:49:43 fucking being pouting around because he thought he banged Shannon Sharp, but is funny skip bayless fucking being pouting around because he thought he banged shannon sharp but it feels like it's a lot of trying to get money yeah and i mean again the biggest story doesn't really make that much sense it doesn't make that much sense i mean there's no way that that happened it is possible he was flirting with her yeah yeah he didn't offer her what what is this indecent proposal he didn't offer a million and a half dollars have sex you could see a scenario where like okay think about like the way that like jj talks to people yeah like you could see a scenario where it was like you know potentially like a jokey thing sure we'll be like you know what i mean you're gonna hook up like oh how about okay well how about 101.5 mil yeah like but maybe you're like not
Starting point is 01:50:17 being serious and in those sports environments it is a little like of a bro you're joking yeah i guess like a comedy dressing room like you could see some of our friends that would be like not that outrageous for someone to say yeah like depends on the environment you know what i mean there's no way that was a serious offer yeah like i've definitely been in rooms where it's like guys and girls and it'd be like okay i'll sexually two mil like yeah yeah you're so gross yeah you're joking yeah or whatever but but that's possible yeah it didn't happen but it's probably unlikely that he offered but the bigger story is joy taylor yeah all this yeah yeah should basically just fucked away to the top and then was going to cut some throats on the way out
Starting point is 01:50:54 does seem like it pretty crazy okay well we have a whole bunch more stuff on the patreon we're gonna move over to there right now fellas fellas fellas. Fellas. Fellas. Fellas. Do you want to do the Trudeau song one last time? Na, na, na. Hey, Jude. Na, na, na. Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na.
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