The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Men Admit to Going Trans for Female Benefits, TSLA, & Blogger Says 'I Love My BF's Micropenis'

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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33-year-old woman Penny Talbot has gone viral with an article detailing how much she loves her boyfriend's micro-penis. When asked to comment on the viral story, Penny said, I really want to do something to show what a caring girlfriend I am. Before being interrupted by her boyfriend, Jake Timms, who stormed into the house holding the article and screaming, Penny, what the f*** is this? I love my boyfriend's micro-penis. Penny then responded by saying, Yes, Jake, I wanted to do something nice for you and I'm not going to apologize for trying to brighten your day. To which Jake responded, you used my real name, picture and actual measurements. Are you serious? Before turning

to the reporter and screaming and you have five centimeters, I mean, five seconds to get the out of here. Jake continued, I tell this, I'll pay the rent while she pursues her blogging career. And I walk into work to this. You know what? I've got an article. How about I still love Penny despite the fact her b**** smells? Yeah, include the pH levels too so that can be a national news story. How about that, Penny? At this point, Penny began crying and yelled, well, I'm sorry for complimenting you. I'll never do anything nice for you ever again. To which Jake replied, yeah, next time you want to help, just don't, okay? I'm leaving. To which Penny screamed, fine, go, you boys are back. We're back.

In the business. And there's been a big revelation that happened. I don't know if you're paying attention while you're on your vacation, but the Diesel's Milan fashion show just happened. Oh, I'm big fashion guy. That's what everybody knows about me. They're going to be knowing about it more because butt cracks were the biggest NSFW accessory.

So they've gotten to the full point where it's the plumber's butt crack. Hey, pal. They never left for me. That's how fashion forward I've been. That's what I'm saying. You're the guy that had the skinny jeans from the last time. It just loops back. That's the thing with fashion. You're the guy that had the skinny jeans from the last time. It just loops back. That's the thing with fashion.

You don't have to be fashionable because eventually fashion comes back to you. No matter what you do. No matter what you do. They're at that point where it's like, what's the fashion thing? The guy has a spoon on his nose. Literally, you go, you look homeless. I go, great. It's just on uncle transfers.

Just a bunch of guys walking down the thing Pretending they're dislocating their thumb You can literally just walk around with a ghillie suit And eventually people will be like Yeah we're wearing ghillie suits Well that's the other one They had a guy and all the guys and girls were covered in tape They just duct taped It's funny watching what they're up to now

Because I feel like they had their thing for a little bit Where they're like how about fat models They knew what to do Whereas now they're sort of just like, I guess we're back to weird, which we don't even know what that means. I mean, there's not many permutations. If you think about suits, it's like we basically decided a hundred years ago.

That's what you do. This is what a suit is. I know. We made some tiny alterations, but we're like, that's it. I know. Settled science. And every person there is on the Kanye thing where they're like, glasses, but only one of the things have a glass in it one contact lens one kind of one dark one yeah they want it they you know what they really need to start doing is just like a guy walks on his hands down the runway i think that's what i guarantee you they've done that probably with a dog collar on of some

sort it's been done ryan's trying to come up with new stuff it's all been done i just love the no way they are sort of one step away from because they're doing the plumbers butt crack right they are a bit one step away from just being like it's uh the new fashion trend is just like uh you know like baggy jeans white new balances and like a mega shirt nascar shirt and like a fanny pack. Think about how popular NASCAR shirts became. I guess so. That's like trendy.

So I think like your average Midwestern dad who works at a plant, that's where they're at. Like a ring of keys off the thing. Normcore. I think Normcore

has to probably hit the runway pretty soon. I mean, it was popular I think a decade ago. So probably another decade. Did you ever see the band that's all the Ned Flanders guys? No. I think Normcore has to probably hit the runway pretty soon. Well, I mean, it was popular, I think, a decade ago. So, probably needs another decade. Did you ever see the band that's all the Ned Flanders guys? No.

There's a metal band. I can't remember what it's called. Johnny, you must know this. Fuck, I can't believe. Well, anyways, it's a band and they're all dressed like Ned Flanders and they're a metal band and they're pretty funny. Oh, really? That's funny. Oakley Doakley.

That's pretty sick. Solid. Oh, really? That's funny. Oakley Doakley. That's pretty sick. Also, before we get into too hard, I'm going on the road, and I'm going to be in California this weekend, and I just announced a whole bunch of dates, so the shows have been fucking awesome. If anyone wants to come out, Los Angeles, we just announced another show.

Irvine's going to be four shows. San Jose, which is the best venue in the country. Then we have Tampa, Salt Lake City. Denver announced another one. Atlanta, Calgary, finally, where I did my special last week, and we're coming back there. Last year, we're coming back there. Oon Castle, San Diego, Tulsa, Appleton, Columbus, Cincinnati,

Cleveland run is back on the books, and Baltimore. Yay, and I'm going to be next month in Vancouver and then Edmonton. Oh, yes. Edmonton's sick, dude. I bet you the boys will come out to the Edmonton show. They better. They fucking better. I had a pretty good one.

RyanLongComedy.com. DannyComedy.com. I had a pretty good one. It's like two days ago in my building. Probably one of the... Like, you know how every comedian has jokes where it's like, you know, I was sending a sex text message and I actually sent a sex to my dad. Sure.

It's a pretty, like, overdone topic. I was literally... Because TikTok and and I actually sent a sex to my dad. It's a pretty like overdone topic. I was literally, because TikTok and Twitter and all these places have gotten so wild. And it's not stuff that you follow. It's just stuff that comes up in your algorithm. I literally can't, dude, I can't go on Twitter on like a plane.

This is what, this is where I'm going with this. It's like either like Nazi shit or hardcore pornography or like the best case scenario is go go show me a guy getting beheaded. This will be the easiest thing to explain to the person next to me on the plane. I turned in. I was the guy.

Well, I told you I was giving the guy shit because he was on the, he was on the elevator the whole time with the phone. I did it by accident because I thought my head, I had my headphones in. I thought the headphones were cooked in, but they were not. So my headphones weren't connected and I pulled the thing out cooked in, but they were not. So my headphones weren't connected and I pulled the thing out on the elevator and it just goes, America was a country founded by white people.

And I was just with, there was just one woman that was there. She's probably, no, no, no, like I don't like this. Dude, I swear. Like my body just like, a rush of like red just went over me. Yeah, you're like, hey, no, no, no. This post is critical of that.

No, you just have to do this. You go, what? And you throw your phone at the wall. You go, sick, right? Just save it. You go, sick stuff, right? It's disgusting what's on there. Yeah.

And you know what the craziest part was? So when I got, because I just like literally turned it off and I opened it, it wasn't even that. It was someone reacting to this. Right. It was a clip where someone said that and then someone else is reacting to it. Oh, so she didn't hear that part. No, she didn't.

Yeah, yeah. You go. Oh, if the reaction was, yeah, that's goddamn right it is. I can't remember. But it's not as not it is crazy now that you pull up your phone you're just like the gas chambers have the doors locked on the inside yeah the door is open from the inside please explain that you go like it's twitter these days i guess yeah because it's the out you used to have to where i when i grew up you used to have to go

to someone's page you know you'd lock your door yeah you lock your door you lock your door sit on your bed you know then you turn the volume down really low and then you could watch then you put your headphones in then you put your headphones in you confirm that they're working and then you get a guy saying women shouldn't vote you're right looking around nobody heard that whereas now internet stuff in real life does not connect no no anyways it happened to me in real life man i got hit by it i was fucking feeling it i know i mean hopefully that woman was a twitter user and she just goes yeah well that'd be hilarious if the woman looks at me and she goes you know just gives me a preach brother

that'd be amazing finally someone's an ally in the elevator it's about time someone so okay we are going to go through this article like a second that we talked about in the intro because it's just so mind-blowing and we didn't go through the details but you get the gist of it where a woman wrote this article my man is a 2.8 inch micro penis. And his army mates compare it to dental floss. But here's how our sex life really is. And the whole thing was how great it was. Yeah. Why?

What does he get out of this? I'd love to know. This guy's in the army. First of all, this guy's in the army. And she keeps going on about how he's getting made fun of by one of his friends. And like, how do you know that even? Sure. Well, I'm sure he's like, yeah, probably the mates the mates are you know when they're all hanging out they they're

ribbing on him in front of her in front of her that would be insane you imagine she goes i'll show them i'll get an article in the daily mail about how sick this can you imagine your boys from work come over and then they're talking about how small your dick is in front of your fucking girlfriend like what they're just like you small your dick is in front of your fucking girlfriend. Like, what? They're just like, you know, right? You got to fucking use it. Who would say that? Well, maybe this is army culture. I don't know. If so, you're not coming to my house ever again.

Hell no. We're not friends. I mean, again, it's like if that's what it is. It's insane. We're just work associates. Honest to God. And she goes, I've been with Jake for nearly a year or two. I have absolutely no

complaints in the bedroom department far from it the whole thing definitely yeah she's very much like see it's not so bad just please if you're begging you not to do exactly if your girlfriend comes out and she goes you know my man has is really good at sex And you said he's bad? Far from it. You need to stop it. Stop, please. I actually like a micro. I'm asking you nicely. I'm begging you, please stop helping. I mean, honestly, though, I actually, there's a part of me where it goes like, there was

an element where, you know, the reporter and then the reporters with a photographer and they go, can we get a photo of you for the thing? I just be like, no. Not a chance. Zero chance. He goes, we'll find one on the internet you go no there's a couple in your military uniform is that cool to use you go and this is i'd rather this is on the par of like you're just like someone's bullying me at work

and then your girlfriend's like i'll go talk this is literally like a super villain origin story this is like how you become a super villain is they go, they made me do the article. Yeah. Now then you literally go in a lab and you invent some gas that makes everyone's dick a micropenis. That's how this starts. Everyone has a micropenis.

It started from this guy being forced to be in this article. Microman. It's actually regular man now. The superhero. The supervillain. Regular man. With a scheme so diabolical. Makes every man's penis a micro penis

and every woman's vagina extra wide. That is the most diabolical scheme of all time. You turn every guy's dick micro and you turn every girl's vag macro with just the fucking most disgusting gas of all time. And the gas happens on all condoms. That's what he puts in.

All the condom lubricant is actually dick-shrinking serum. This is like fucking joker shit. That's like literally you're making a joker right now. But she goes, far from it. She goes, but the best is every time she talks about it, it's like 100% making it worse. She goes, for me, it isn't about the penetration and climax of sex, but the foreplay and everything that leads up to that.

So basically your first argument is, yeah, I love his dick. It's so great we don't even use it. We use a Hitachi wand instead. That's how good he is. That's not a great way to defend the dick by being like, it's so great that he only fingers me. Yeah, she's definitely trying to get him to read the article.

He's like, I don't. Look it, I said the part where you have the best fingers in the West. I was like, I don't want to read look at it. I said the part where you have the best fingers in the West. I don't want to read it. I'm going down to my lair. Do not disturb me. I'll be in the tunnels. Oh, my God. Nightmare scenario.

That's 100% a super villain origin story. 18 months ago, I underwent a hystectomy due to endometriosis. And I felt very sore and delicate down there for a long time. I was told by doctors that sex would be painful. So actually, Jake, small penis was perfect because it didn't cause me any pain. Stop it. I'm in a medical condition where fucking penises hurt me.

Where an average penis will hurt me. Whereas this one fucking is fine because it barely feels like it's in there. Stop it. Way to find the silver lining, I guess. Yes, and sure. You know what? The guy with the micro, he's doing fine.

He's like, I found a girl that actually, if she has more than four inches, it physically hurts her. He cracked the code. The world does not need to know this. He could be with this girl for the rest of his life. He's like, yeah, she's happy because anything bigger hurts her. And it's like, no one even really knows that I got a micro, except for maybe one or two people. So it's like, I'm just living a normal. Yeah, the guy's showering with his trunks on, for sure.

Yeah, this guy's living like a completely normal life. And she's out there being like, they need to know. They need to know. There's a new thing that we need to raise awareness about. There's not many left. Micropenis Awareness Month. And she's out with the army buddies being like, oh, yeah?

Oh, you think he's a dick? Small dick? Well, guess what? I can't even have one that's over three inches, so it's perfect. Yeah, perfect. Fucking crazy, man. How you like that? His mates ask me,

oh, and this goes, people always ask me if Jake's penis is the smallest I've ever had. And to be honest, I try to blank it out with all my previous sexual partners. Answer the question. Who's asking that?

The only people that are asking that are people you've told about. Yeah, literally. Like your girlfriends or whatever. Have you ever seen a smaller penis than that? I mean, obviously people ask your wife that here and there. It's a topic of conversation.

That's the craziest thing. People always ask me, is it the smallest i've had no they don't no who's asking you that oh my parents my friends the only people that would ever ask you that is people that you told that yeah girl other girls like when you're that you've mentioned that it's tiny yeah you know it's so tiny but it's people off the street you wouldn't be surprised you would be surprised yeah people just want to know. And then she goes, his mates always ask, how do you put up with his small willy? Again, that's not a mate.

Imagine I corner your fucking wife at a party, and I'm like, you mind talking for a second? Are you all right? Yeah, how do you deal with that fucking? Is everything okay? Yeah. Like, are you getting some dick on the side, or what's going on?

Yeah, how does that work? Because obviously, that's not going to satisfy you. Are you suicidal, or? The fuck? Insane. That's like, to satisfy you. Are you suicidal? The fuck? Insane. That's like you. Is she trying to be a blogger? Is that what it is?

Is this like her foray into, is this her big break in blogging? Yeah. Nightmare. That would literally be like punch in the face immediately. Oh my God. I mean, let's break up. Because you're just like, look. I was meaning for the guy saying that, but yeah.

You're all my go on to it at this point. That's what I was saying. I guess we're not on the same page right now. But yeah i mean like again there's no you have what are you going to write an article once a month for mamma mia for 25 bucks i'll give you 25 i'll give you i'll double your rate 50 bucks no blog whatever whatever this is from the sun so this is a pretty big organ that's what i'm saying you know you want you get 200 bucks you go whatever it is i'll pay you this is like you get them to write the piece to promote the blogging there's no money in this whatever whatever they're paying you i'll triple it i promise you she's not the author of this there's a there's a real journalist who actually

did this journalism listen i'll tell you and this is uh'm going to tread lightly on what I'm about to say Don't I watched the Gabby Petito documentary Oh yeah Team Laundry? No, I'm not Team Laundry Because there's no amount of stuff That you should be killing a woman

So I'm not I'm not Team Laundry But they did paint a bit of a picture and I was like I don't know if they're trying to you know yeah

so it starts out first of all it is pretty like wild documentary because we were following you know the thing pretty I mean just making videos

about it if anyone doesn't remember basically you know this couple went and then he killed her and then you know he came out

and said he didn't kill her and it became the national news story we talked a lot about it it's how I became a low-value male was from from my tweet about gabby petito is that true that's how the female dating strategy found your tweet my

tweet was like remember she got like all these she got like two million instagram followers after she died or whatever like she died and then it became such a new story her blog finally took off yeah like her instagram went from like you know 5 000 followers to like 2 million followers or whatever after she died yeah and then i just like posted some tweet being like uh this should be a good like a thing for influencers just like you know essentially i don't remember the yeah yeah but essentially like yeah go die go get murdered then that's how you'll get success and then they were like you're making fun of this is low value man hmm yeah see that's why i was treading my words lightly. I know it's...

No, but I want to be precise in my analysis here, right? Because it feels like, obviously, it's a funny take to just be like, I'm on the guy's side. Wait, did it turn out that she did a blog about his micropenis? Is that possible? So he didn't seem to want to be a travel vlogger. Oh, you don't say, Ryan. You don't say.

In the footage. He just wanted to live his life and not document every four seconds of it? Wow. Sorry, I just got back from a honeymoon where I had to take about 5,000 pictures, so I'm kind of on Team Laundry right now. Not of you in them either. No, most of them I'm not in them. Danny's up there standing on the top of a rock to try to get my fucking little flashbulb thing like and we ran into steve carelli mentioned as well i saw steve carell at the uh at the resort

look at high rollers danny and steve yeah he was staying at the nice one we were just eating dinner there oh okay yeah i can't afford that one how much is that one the steve carell one 2500 a night whoa that'll get you i mean he's got that office money man carell's doing okay yeah he's doing all right he's doing all right well so the guy basically i'll say the bad things about the guy's clearly like just your classic like 23 year old like he's dating like a party chick sort of to some degree and he's just like the most like insecure he actually reminded me of people i knew sure they were kind of like uh you could you know tell the stuff where it's just like oh you're hanging out again what about me yeah you know he seems like this guy seems like an annoying bitch you know

sure but the removing all that they do show a lot of the footage where it's like them sitting and she every time she shows she's like you know the travel blog one funny thing is every time they cut to brian's face that goes it's like legitimately like no matter what they're doing when they cut to brian landry goes and it does you do watch it and you're like this guy's a bad guy and you're like he's just sitting there right the guy who's like scoring that it's just the one key on the fucking synth cut to him they do go over and over it does feel like but it does it does trick you right you're just like you're watching it and he's just like this guy could just be like it does trick you

into thinking he's the bad guy i gotta i mean music does work you're watching it and you're like this guy's eating you know he's just like having a bite could just be eating dinner. It does trick you into thinking he's the bad guy. I get it. I mean, music does work. You're watching it, and you're like, this guy's eating. He's just having a bite of a fucking popsicle, and you're like, what the fuck's this guy up to? Honey, can you grab me some strawberries? But the things that happened, there was the first one. They're editing in the van, and he was like, oh, I thought we were going to do something else tonight. And she was like, well, I have to finish the blog.

And she goes, and then he was like, oh, okay, I guess going to do something else tonight. And she was like, well, I have to finish the blog. And she goes, and then he was like, oh, okay, I guess we can cancel that. And he's like in the desert. Like it's not like he can go hang out with the buds. And then she looks at him and she... I love how that's also the content she got. She's filming herself editing. What a nightmare.

She only released one travel blog in the whole thing. Really? She's getting around to it. Yeah, the travel blog's coming out in fucking April 2020. The moral of the story is if your girl wants to start a travel blog or your boyfriend,

don't do it because it doesn't end good. This is a cautionary tale, but at one point she looks at him. No, it's a solo move. At one point she looks at him and she goes, she was like, well, things would be a little easier

if you would edit as well. He didn't want to be in the blog in the first place. Now she's mad at him because he's not editing enough. At this they have zero blogs released oh my god so they get a drone they're probably like three grand they're poor and they're probably like three grand deep into travel blog gear right she's got a drone like cameras they got editing software so she's probably three four grand deep when they're pretty poor monthly premiere uh

premiere well he was working part-time at an auto shop, and she was working at Taco Bell, and they fucking blew. And then they were going to go on the van, and then they blew their full load on this travel blogging thing, thinking it was going to be the ticket. Those vans ain't cheap either, man. The vans aren't cheap either.

So these people were not doing good. And then you could see the thing where it's like, this is a cautionary tale of don't try to be a travel blogger. And then at one point, they were yelling at each other. They're getting in fights. And the guy is a piece of shit, but then she yells at him and she was like, you know, I'd make more money as a

solo girl travel vlogger. She basically said... It might have put him over the edge, man. I mean, it is true. Seriously, I actually... I like to travel. The idea of being a solo travel vlogger

actually seems all right, but it's gotta be a solo thing. Some of them make some money. Yeah. Oh, for sure. But you're like, it's cool if it's solo, but like the, the group ones, that's a nightmare. Especially like 22 year old women's image, 22 year old cute chick. It's like the whole time she's thinking like, if I just took this van, left you in the desert and showed a bit more tit i will make 10 times the

amount of money yeah oh easily oh my god it's like he literally was holding her back yeah yeah like what you know there's a bunch of people fucking jacking off to this video and then they cut to i can't fucking because i'm the boyfriend yeah yeah well i'm not interested yeah so it's bad it's bad news starting it is really the cautionary tale of do not start a travel vlog. No. Then at one point she's like, she calls her ex-boyfriend. So I think what happened is she's talking to her ex-boyfriend. She's telling, she tells him like, I'm be a better vlogger without you or whatever. And then they go out into the middle of the desert and that didn't end well.

It did not end well. So yeah, there's a whole bunch of, then she's got like some young surfer friends and he's really mad about that. Yeah. He doesn't like it. Oh yeah. She's got the friend thatfer friends, and he's really mad about that. Yeah, he doesn't like it. Oh, yeah. She's got the friend that's just like... Sounds like he just wasn't cut out for that life.

No, certain guys like this can't handle girls like that. It was a bad match between the two of them. But this guy's a psychopath, for sure. For sure. Who was pushed past his limits. Yeah. I did not watch this, and my thing was... That's why I'm being not mincing words here,

because I didn't want to come out of this being like, he was wrong. This guy, I came out for that being like, I hate that guy. Yeah, for sure. But also, but also fucking travel, like the travel blog influencer girlfriend could push you to extremes. Like, look, here's the only scenario that probably really works, like where you can actually make money. And it's probably similar to like an OnlyFans thing is you like you're the cameraman you're behind the camera you're the cameraman

and like you're doing the production and the editing and taking half the money taking half the money yeah but you're like we're splitting the money but you're like you're behind you're in charge of this production exactly being the the she's in charge of the production and you're at her beck and call of whim it's like i've i bet you you're driving 90 of influencer 90 of like influencer probably relationships behind the camera literally just like okay uh we just you're not smiling yeah oh yeah and then just fucking the guy's just like goes and punches them through the window of his van oh yeah yeah nightmare nightmare scenario yeah they they do all those kind of like hippie yoga van influencers always do have like a bit of a, you know,

like a violent streak. Kai the Hitchhiker, perfect example. I mean, van life is so much. Van life, just like the concept of van life. That's a solo thing. You're like a nomad. It's like maybe have a dog at best. A guy with a dog, that's fine.

You're right. They're trying to normalize it. It's like they're trying to turn it into like, it's actually pretty normal to be a van lover. Yeah, it's not some alternative lifestyle. You're like, yeah, this is just a thing you do. Live in a van. Well, basically, they don't have jobs anymore, and they're just like, you know, what if we could make a bit of money from our YouTube channel? That'll solve our problems, I think is what a lot of them

think. But they don't realize how many problems. Bang, you both wind up dead. Well, it's even worse than solves their problems because they went to like, hey, you know what? We're going to live off the grid and just be like, let's be like hippies off the grid. And also we're running out of money doing that, right? And then you go from we're running out of money, but what we really want to do is explore and hike.

And then you get to now we have no money and you're living more on the grid than ever. Right. Because you're spending 90% of your day like uploading videos and commenting. Looking at the algorithm. Yeah, you're basically like you're the most on the grid you've ever been in your life. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunate. Rip Gabby.

R.I.P. dude. R.I.P. Also the last comment on that is every guy in the thing looks exactly the same yeah oh yeah her dad her stepdad him every single guy is like bald and they look exactly the same it's hard to tell them apart oh interesting also there's a there's some pretty good ones about like because and this is a that i don't put this in that category but there's a lot of documentaries right now because you know 2016 to 18 girl boss era like they could get away with anything yeah so there was so many women that were like running a scam oh yeah that like came home to roost in the meantime whereas like they had a good like three years where like there's this one girl and she basically she has a

fucking i can't remember what the big documentary is but her name is bell gibson which is sounds like a made-up name doesn't that feel like what's your name bell gibson uh bickless cage it's re bell gibson really sounds like a made-up name with a guy who's on the spot and couldn't come up with something What would she do? What's your name? bomb cruise That's it that's the ticket that's that's the ticket Yeah, so basically bell gibson bell gibson was the most famous like cooking blogger in australia, right and her whole scam was she said that She had cancer and then she cured her cancer

with her recipes. And basically, she didn't say she had one cancer. Oh, I think I remember hearing about this. She said she had brain cancer. She said she had knee cancer, like pancreas cancer. She had brain cancer. Knee cancer? I'm just saying, she said she had every cancer

known to man. And she was like, the doctors were like, it doesn't even make sense. It'd be the equivalent of being like, I have testicle cancer in my brain. Right. Like, she was like, I have brain cancer and it spread to my feet. And all the doctors were like, it doesn't even make sense. But like, they were all so petrified. Doctors are pussies, right?

So they were all petrified to like, call out this girl boss. She's doing a fucking launch with Apple. Like, she's really the girl boss right the thing that took her down was she had one friend that she wronged from the bar scene and the friend was like this like australian valley girl that was probably jealous of her success and the friend was on a campaign like you fucked with the wrong right right and she was just like she didn't have cancer she's just a pathological liar she didn't have cancer and she made up the doctor and she basically said they were like what where's the doctor and they're like the doctor came to my house and diagnosed me with cancer and then he disappeared that's what she went with and then she did like a 2020 style interview and they were just

like so is anything you say like how old are you even and she goes well i've always believed myself and was raised to know that i'm 26 and she goes so, so are you 26? And she's basically like... She talks like that? She lies about... She does every single thing with this woman. But it's like the, you know, the girl who was the... Elizabeth Holmes?

Yeah, you know. Elizabeth Holmes. Well, that was like a scam. Like, the thing is... This is a scam. No, I know that. But my question for this chick is... Because Elizabeth Holmes,

I don't think was a pathological liar. She was like like uh you know kind of like a girl boss scammer started with the skin and then got and then got kind of like so little scrutiny so little scrutiny and then kind of got like stuck in this scam in the sense that she's like i have to lie and if we just it's almost like the spf thing where you're like like i don't think spf started as a scammer he just at some point switched over and then he's like, I can save this. I can turn this around by doing more crimes. But if I don't get detected, like I listened to him on Tucker Carlson. That's crazy.

Crazy that he was on Tucker Carlson. Did he get reprimanded for doing that? Apparently, yeah, he did, because he was criticizing the jail, even though they let him do a fucking podcast. I actually didn't listen to that. It's okay. There's a bunch of, basically, he's just like, he's still-

Did you watch that? Was your blood boiling? Do you still hate him? Do you still have hatred for him like that? Do I still have hatred? I mean, I don't like the guy. Not a fan. Wanted to see how things were going in prison.

He says it's pretty boring. He's got 23 more years left. He's hanging with P. Diddy, though. He is. He literally is. He's a wild. That's the one thing he said, where he's like, man, if you told me three years ago that i was like yeah you'd be hanging

with p diddy every day i'd be like this is a crypto related thing yeah but it's also not that crazy where he was at that he could have been like in the diddy circles like yeah for sure he was hanging with tom brady yeah so it's not that crazy he was pretty like celebrity i think he's just saying he didn't think he was going to be in the confines of a prison yeah hot take from from svf and like didn't think i'd be in jail must have knew there was a possibility yeah neither did he but so that's what this girls did but i think the point that i'm trying to make is like yeah in in that specific girl boss era where they were like shooting up they all were getting like armies right and it was you know like if you were like there would be like a journalist that would come out and be like yo none of this makes sense and within an hour 10 000 people would be like you want to fucking right

yeah they're like calling for that journalist to be fired essentially you know what i have that with the fucking will smith stuff i remember remember i did the will smith video and i just did another one recently finally i did a video about the rap lyric. It was a long time coming and I had to get it off the plate. I've been talking about that rap lyric for years. I had to do the video about first in and last one at the club, bursting in and passing out at the club. So I just did a little music historian thing.

But it did okay on Twitter and a couple other places. And then the Will Smith trolls were coming at me. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. Sounds like you're the troll. Sounds like you're the Will Smith troll, right places. And then the Will Smith trolls were coming at me. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. Sounds like you're the troll. Sounds like you're the Will Smith troll. Maybe I'm the Will Smith troll. Well, I have a love-hate relationship with the guy.

Maybe I'm scorned. But I don't realize the extent to which there's always still people that are like, you talk shit about Will Smith. It just feels like random. Right. Yeah. You're like, why do you care so much about Will Smith? Have you heard his new song that he has?

No. Why would I have heard? it's everywhere is it yeah and it was a big story because he did a he did like a performance and he was like kissing the girl and he's like 60 and it's just weird okay but the song is maybe the worst song you've ever heard he goes i want i want the first kiss i want the first love i want the first touch i want the first touch. I want that first smile. I literally burst out when I heard it. I go, this is fuck. What are you doing, Will Smith? I mean, the thing with Will Smith is he has access to like, you can get like, you know, the top songwriters like to just- He has bad taste.

You can't replace bad taste. Yes, yeah. Like, here's your song. They probably sent him 40 songs and he was like, that first taste one is the fucking one. That's the ticket fucking that's the ticket that's the one yeah so anyways i think that was happening when any of these girls would like skyrocket to the top and then everyone was so petrified of them right what food did she make

that cured cancer uh she's just making normal shit kind of yeah like she's like kale caesar salad like that cures cancer she's like three cheese macaroni and cheese she said she cured three types of terminal cancer with her fucking mashed potato recipe and then after that she still never like admitted to anything and then after like three years they showed her and she had a hijab on and she had a new scam. Nice. On to the new scam. Anyways, Belle Gibson did make me laugh. But yeah, the influencer couple is not what you want to tell you that much.

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the creepy accountability contraception will sync between partners so people in the relationship can know when others emotional state is different with colored led light it's like a digital mood ring but connected to someone else's emotional emotions but yeah so this is where they're trying to use the future for but also who invented this obviously it's gonna be you know it's gonna be some guy yes why yeah why you couldn't fucking figure out some crypto scam you gotta screw every guy over yeah you gotta fuck us over yeah because the thing too is it says it's like it needs to be charged once a week for half an hour but then you know like when you like go to chargers as the guy and the girl's like why aren't you in your ring yeah what's going on are you cheating on me you go no it's in the other room it has to charge

she goes where the fuck have you been it goes it's just in the other room charging my ring honey and it goes off on your also well think about the beginning part on the other side you're forgetting about the one way it says it goes it's it tracks their emotional state yeah so mad all the time well or just like all over like your hands just every guy it's like a it's like a disco ball it's just like every not for people not for men with epilepsy. Be every color all the time. Every guy's hands are steaming. For once a week, every month, your hands just like, you can't, he's slapping you. He's just going absolutely bonkers. Oh my God.

What's that movie where the guy's hand like, can't control his own hand? Oh, the comedy movie? Yeah, I feel like there's a- It was like a teen comedy. I feel like there's a comedy movie where the guy's hand has a mind of its own. Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. But anyways, yeah. Your ring tracks are emotional state.

It's just going fucking bonker. And then I'm the other way around. It's you just being like, gonna take a quick shower the minute you go in there. Her finger's going... I was taking a tough shit, honey. Real battle in there. It's sexual. shit honey yeah real battle in there it's sexual

it's a real battle in there using artificial intelligence this is not the future we need nobody asked for this nobody needs it nobody asked for this who would even be so cocked even to agree to this they're out there i mean that's the thing is there's so many like manipulative women who are just like i got us these rings and you're like I don't want to wear the ring if you're oh what are you trying to hide yeah if you're and if your ring comes off

it like notifies her it's like what kind of cocked world are this fucking losers yeah what is this guy's name I was at the gym she's like I don't care you work out with your ring on

I don't like to the girl's name that wrote this is Adrian but I don't know who made it it's a company called Raw it's this is Chinese we should short this company is what we should do I don't know who made it it's a company called raw it's this is chinese we should short

this company is what we should do i don't think it's public put a big yeah put a big short out on these guys imagine you got everyone from the boys guys to run a short like we run a yeah we run a proper like shorts like yeah like a short campaign a short campaign on this company i hate this shit that's crazy man raw and queen's tech i have a feeling it's only and it's gonna start with the most like cock dudes being like well you know i'm why would you i don't have a problem with that yeah if you're you shouldn't be jerking off so if your girlfriend knows when you're jerking off then that's your that's your problem resist this maybe you shouldn't be such a pervert. I hate this. This is one of the worst.

The team claims the ring will be able to identify other emotional states such as anxiety, sexual arousal, so anxiety. Every dude's fucking hands are going to be going She has anxiety again. Thin line centering the ring will turn pink or red if she's stressed or aroused. That's also funny as they're saying it's aroused.

Where she's like, your wife's ring's just going crazy. And then she's like, you know what? Enough of this. She walks in the bedroom. You're just eating a slice of pizza. Oh, that sounds like... She comes in like lingerie. You're just eating fucking cereal

in the corner. You're so sexually aroused. Danny has two slices of pep and cheese. The arousal levels have never been so high. Full on hot dog, Pepsi. I don't need a ring to fucking track my wife's emotions. It's pretty clear what's going on. Definitely. Yeah, I don't need a ring here.

Maybe she needs one for mine because I'm just fucking poker face all the time but then yeah but your poker body as well so the ring wouldn't be getting anything that's true yeah you wouldn't be getting you'd think it was broken do you have emotions correct i think this ring's broken correct yes that's what i've been trying to tell you oh shit i think i think this puppy's broken it hasn't made a beep yeah i know yeah the only time that is so funny though the arousal is always going off when you're just eating a steak oh this is so okay when something's up you'll know simple is that co-founder of raw mariana anderson uh of course a chick made this. Some bullshit, man. Yeah. I mean, no guy would ever think this.

Nah, you're not going to catch me. I mean, she obviously roped in some guy to do the technology, like to actually make it, because, you know. She's the brains behind it. Or it's another scam that doesn't do shit. I was actually going to say that. We might be talking about exactly the same thing. Another Elizabeth fucking homo.

Yeah, this is another Elizabeth Holmes right here. We caught it in real time. Oh, yeah. It goes off when you're... How do you know the difference between me jacking off or... I mean, all it can sense is your... Heart rate. Your heart rate and your temperature.

Yeah. Well, I guess you'd have to just get good at it, you jacking off like this. Yeah. You have to be extremely calm. You have to meditate and jack off at the same time keep your heart rate steady yeah and then it starts like flaring up you're like no no no it really is every invention immediately like they start you know i've talked about that before

but every invention is it it takes five seconds before they're like how do we use this for porn and sex and everything but it's like yeah they're already at that ai they're like what if we find out when people are jacking off and having sex and then yeah we can tailor ads to them specifically for in that moment of oh i didn't even think of that man it all connects together and you're getting aroused and the next thing you know is trying to sell you fucking only fans content and then it's one big web You're really one big walking consumer right now. I know. That's how they see you. Just a bunch of fucking data.

Yeah, they see you as one big batch of like ones and zeros walking around just waiting to fucking get picked off. Smoke a few off. Well, this guy and the pervs are out here this week because this guy goes, this guy, I think it was in Los Angeles, California

Which is where I will be once again If you're not going to be there this weekend It will be a banger Week long orgasm retreats Teach women how to climax for 15k I feel empowered, alive, at ease So the ultimate perv 15k

It's like a gross old chick who's running this It's like a gross old empowered chick But there's's running this it's like a gross old empowered chick but there's dudes involved oh yeah there are and there's sort of gross old chicks that go to it too yeah

good guys were like can I get you a hand everything that starts out is like you know what what if I could pay to massage girls breasts and then I'll just get paid

to give breasts you're like lo and behold the girls are busted yeah of course you just have a like when you're having girls pay behold the girls are busted yeah of course you just have a like you when you're having girls pay 15k to you like teach them orgasms like you have spoiler alert they're beat yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll see the black ones where it's

the guys that give the massages to the girls oh yeah for sure and it's always like some skinny black guy like a finger in her asshole like the girl's like 600 pounds and he's just like fucking all over her body yeah well uh 15k how much does a hitachi one cost they feel like a lot less than 15 grand well there's they're saying that you know there's more to it they need to be all calm and they basically just sit in this room while a bunch of perverts come they got gloves on and they like touch their body and finger them and shit for 15k and then they pay 15k for this you know that's why girls have this is literally like you know when you think of like a guy rub and tug it's like just a sleazy location guy goes pay his fucking couple hundred bucks or whatever and he's in and out

girls have like they have to go to like the white lotus this is the equivalent of yeah this is the girls out there that are willing to have a rub and tug they have to go to like the white lotus this is the equivalent of yeah this is if the girls out there that are willing to have a rub and tug they have to convince themselves like no this is educate i'm educating myself yeah yeah this is like this is empowering and i'm empowering myself i'm being in tune with my sexuality i'm teaching myself something that i if society would have taught me i wouldn't have to do this have taught me how to have an orgasm. I think you usually just figure it out. Should have been first day of class.

I mean, you can't just figure it out. They're broken. Bodies are broken. Just lock yourself in a room. The one element I don't mind is putting the onus on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, see, this is your fault. Yeah, it's your fault that you couldn't finish.

Yeah, you didn't go to this $15,000. I mean, yes, I did finish in three minutes, but it's if you went to this $15,000 retreat. Well, that would be even. Yeah, we would have been right at the same time. It would be exactly at the same time. And it's not if you want to cheap out on your own orgasm. I don't know.

Invest in yourself. That's why I take all these money on supplements. What are you doing? Nothing. Nothing. But yes, again, if you're anyone's girl, I was girl was like yeah i'm doing 15k for the orgasm like you have to be such like fucking weasel perverts i actually have a video i think i might release the clip but i had these people that are the phoenix show they're actually pretty fun but there's these two guys they're swingers and they

were like yeah two guys are swingers a guy and a girl swingers and phoenix guy and a girl were swingers and then the then it turns out they're not married so they have a husband and wife and they say their husband and wife fuck sometimes and the four of them like these a lot of people move to these kind of like retirement areas yeah and just like just live like fucking weirdos yeah yeah they've got kids though i think that's a better like if you want to be that type of fucking i. I told you, I got kicked out of the hotel. Let your kids be 18 first. I got kicked out of the hotel in Plano. Your swingers convention.

For the swingers convention. And they were not attractive looking people, let me tell you. Woof. Danny walked in with his robe. I'll take a rain check. What's this guy? Oh, God. Just a fat guy slipping, sliding on the-

It was not far off from that. I mean, there was the point where the manager was like you have to change rooms he's like you have to go to a different floor like right now i'm so sorry i'm gonna give you another room don't don't look up he's like i'm so so apologetic look at me yeah he's like i'm so sorry he's like we put you on the same floor as the swingers convention tonight listen i'm gonna offer you the option for another room i need you to say yes right now we have food and drink vouchers for you just take it i'm telling you take it oh nothing what he's like there's no going back if you go on that floor yeah his

manager oh we're just ringing him in here. I'm telling you. Slides me like a note. Ask. Yeah, he can't legally propose that you need a room change. He's like, say yes. Say you need a higher floor. I can't offer you legally, but for the love of God. Yeah, real perv conventions. But you're right. There is these guys that figure that

they're they cracked the case where they'll be like i'll be a vagina instructor i mean this is a better scam than being the fucking you know if you are like a perv that needs this kind of life this is a better scam than being a gynecologist without a license doing them out of your garage finding girls on craigslist yeah i mean to be honest if you can like you know uh square that circle i guess and if you're like an older couple and you really want to just kind of stray and you're both fine with it probably does work because i think i think they're no i'm talking about this the swinging i i know what you're saying yeah they probably do they're like yeah this is no you know what the the my wife's not crazy jealous but if you wind up with a crazy jealous wife and then they're who's like tricks you into swinging to

spice things up and you go that's a disaster jealous wife and then who's like tricks you into swinging to spice things up and you go, that's a disaster. You know, I think the cardinal component to making swinging work, if you ever dated a girl where you're just like,

I almost like, hate this girl, I'm done with her completely. Every one of them. Okay. So if you're with a girl where you're like completely just like completely over it,

I have zero feelings for her. Yeah. Like, I would, jealousy, yeah, jealous of jealous yeah jealous of yeah please and you're just like for whatever reason you're not gonna break up because of the kids like i think that's where it works where you're just like aren't you jealous someone fucked your wife you're like i hate her yeah anybody who takes her off of my hands for any period of time

that's yeah and most of the time what people are all the swingers, like the girls aren't hot and you're just like, yeah, because the hot ones, guys aren't okay with everyone fucking them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Like, it's when your girls...

Those are the unicorns. It's when your girls like, you know, just really let herself go that you're just like, why don't we switch? Yeah, let's switch. Yeah, yeah, let's switch.

All of a sudden, you're... Yeah. All of a sudden, switching seats. Yeah, why don't you fuck bob and i'll fuck his wife sounds pretty good yeah i mean that definitely happens it definitely happens yeah you that's probably the best way to put it though is that like you're like all these people are fine with

wife swaps you're like yeah it wasn't when before she put all the stuff away. Now I seem to be warming up to the idea of fucking Bob's wife instead of my wife. That's pretty good. And then Bob fucks my wife, and you're like, yeah, someone's got to. Any way to spread out the food costs. Works for me. Someone's got to hit it. Might as well be Bob. I can only stomach it once a once a quarter so bob wants to take one for the team bob can take one for the team yeah i can only stomach plugging my

nose before i enter the bedroom with her we're reaching around trying to find it so yeah i think that's what's a lot going on with the swingers. Yeah. Disgusting lifestyle. Definitely. Another exercise called the art of adoration instructed the women to dress in something that makes them feel the most beauty as they lay on the floor blindfolded. Okay. As the music plays,

practitioners touch their thighs, play with their hair, graze their skin. Who are these practitioners? I'm telling you, there's a couple. The one one guy they showed a picture of the one practitioner guy and he's like he looks like the sun in your butthole dude he's kind of in that territory yeah super fucking woo like dude he's definitely in that territory and then yeah he thinks he's got a scam where his wife's like hey what's this business where you're just like going and like, you said you're touching

women's vaginas and you're like, yeah, I'm a doctor. Yeah, I'm a doctor. I'm not a medical doctor. Doctor. Yeah, I'm healing women. Yeah.

It's holistic. This gig I have, the healing happens to be taking place. Oh, would you say the same thing to a gynecologist? Yeah.

Would you have an issue if I was a gynecologist? Or a tarot reader. Yeah, exactly. This is legitimate business. Remember, you have your crystals? Yeah, I'm like theologist? Yeah. Would you have an issue if I was a gynecologist? Or a tarot reader. Yeah, exactly. This is legitimate business. Remember, you have your crystals? Yeah, I'm like the crystal.

I'm half man, I'm crystal at this point. I want every woman to have access to this kind of healing, but also we have to honor the labor and expertise that goes into providing it.

Yeah, so... That means tips are welcome. Tips are appreciated. do you think that's the bucket all right buckets going around do you think after he finishes his healing session the girl's laying naked on the floor the guy guy stands up. All right, we're going to pass the bucket around. His name is Phillip. Do not be afraid to fill him up. Tips are welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

Tips are welcome. Got to keep the lights on. The girl is putting her clothes on. Tips are not included, so please pass the bucket around. You know, just a tip based on the service you received, I saw some of you writhing in ecstasy. He's just shaking in front of her. All right, I will also remind you,

none of that noisy money here. Paper ideally. Paper ideally. None of that noisy money, ladies and gentlemen. Passing the bucket around after a session is fucking great. Oh, God damn it. Hey, let's talk Tesla stock markets and everything for 10 minutes here. Because, well, the first part is just that the amount of damage that's been done to Tesla.

And I know this has been sort of a topic off of camera as well, too. But to what extent does Danny think the brand's damaged and going down? I mean, there's no debate that they have damaged their brand. I mean, to the degree to which people are literally giving up their cars, I think is probably fairly minimal. I think very, because again, it's like the people who bought them are like they're they care about climate right so they're like they're they are in this weird spot because they're like yeah we are we are like these like left-wing people who care about

climate when it dropped 50 it dropped 50 from the highs uh it's up like 10 today yeah i saw because the trump pump the trump pump i pump again it's like you know in the short term like again just based on pure market chaos that's going on right now if you just remove Elon Musk of ever being part of this component it would have been down 30% probably like just from all of the

down 30% yeah yeah yeah right so it's like it probably would have been in that ballpark regardless yes of any of this so you're like, maybe tack on. There are some people who are maybe like, I was going to buy a Tesla. I don't like Elon Musk now, so I'm not. Generally, right-wing people are probably more like

Ford F-150 guys. There is a bit of when you have a car, a lot of people are that car for life. When there's people that are just like, I yeah so when someone you're like when there's people they're just like i'll never drive tesla and again you're like you just lost like 12 car sales yeah yeah for sure for sure uh yeah 12 but you know i don't know i mean i do kind of wonder the extent to which he can like properly manage the company with all the other shit he's doing that's what i've been saying too yeah that that's obviously i saw him in an interview they go how

are you managing the company he goes with great with great difficulty. Yeah, that I like. If I was a shareholder of Tesla, I'd be like, yeah, that's a concern of mine. People are running damage, though. There was obviously the notes like, sorry about your swastika. Dude, there was a huge protest in New York City. Danny Mullen, who I was just with, did his show. He got in a fight with the guy out of at the tesla yeah but then trump just said that they're uh labeling people who like um do like uh not like protesting but like if you do any sort of like physical or like property damages

domestic terrorists which is pretty crazy what is the definition of domestic terrorism it's just terror i mean it's just a terrorist i, I don't know if you saw. Yeah. Well, I mean, you saw they're like deporting that guy who was at the Columbia protests. I know. Or whatever. Essentially saying because he has a green card holder. Didn't love that.

Well, he's. Well, I mean, look, if you're a fucking here as a guest of the United States, you shouldn't be protesting anything. Do you consider yourself a guest? I'm a resident. Well, if you're not, if you're a non-citizen living in the united states he's okay but if you're a permanent resident i understand permanent resident but being a permanent resident and being a citizen are different barely well no not barely you can't vote sure i just don't think if you're not a citizen you shouldn't be protesting the country you're

not a citizen and and i would say that for any country in the world that's like a crazy thing to go live in a different country and then protest the country what i don't know i wouldn't be doing that i mean okay if right now on the podcast you were just like i'm not saying you can't be critical like of saying something i'm saying like actively going and like i don't know i just think like if you went to a protest you think you should be able to be deported? Uh, I mean, I don't probably not. But, you know, he was handing out like death to a man. Like, I think, yes, if I fucking handing out death to America, like pamphlets and they're

like, we're deporting you for that. I'm not going to be like, you wouldn't be surprised. Well, I'll tell you, I do. Okay. I'll tell you what I do. And this is one of the reasons I obviously think you should like be able to go on twitter and be like yeah trump's doing some stupid shit like and not be deported and i don't know where well it's well the the wishy-washy line is kind of you know that's the difference between free speech and i think they

had that they had a lot of uh cases where they kind of had uh people that didn't live here that still have free speech rights or whatever while you're here but the other part you know according to the law but the other part is i will agree with you that as a green card i've always been a little uh cautious of like let's say getting in a fight yeah like let's say you're at a bar or something that happened and like a guy bumps you or whatever or like even doing videos or whatever happens or telling someone on the subway to turn their damn speaker down yeah i've always been hesitant of that. Like, if I'm drinking or anything like that, and someone, like, bumps me. Whereas, like, before, I'm very hesitant of, like, getting in a fight.

Because, like, imagine, whatever, anything can happen in a fight. You punch a guy, he falls over, or, like, you both get arrested or drunk and disorderly. I've always felt like I don't want to get fucking arrested because I'm not a citizen. And I assure you that that has happened before where someone in that exact position but then on the other side i am kind of doing i don't know i'm kind of doing wild shit a little bit i guess the nelk boys always had that problem where like the nelk boys were having a trouble with their citizenship because they got like arrested and it was causing like a huge nightmare and they were like visa holders or whatever for sure i mean i don't know it does feel like i'm not saying you

can't like go to like you know whatever you want to go walk in a fucking like and again if you were just one of these people who are just straight up like yo they're doing a pro-palestine thing and i'm just like walking in it like no they're they're not dinging you for that those aren't the people you're saying if you're not a citizen you should be careful before you get too involved yeah like i mean again this guy got way too comfortable because biden was just like do anything you want we don't care like and nobody was really like you know anything you want. We don't care. Like, and nobody was really like,

you know, there was people who were saying like, this is, you know, maybe tasteless and all the like certain intimidation things that they were doing, but there weren't, there was no repercussions and there was no threats of repercussions ever. So they were like comfortable doing it.

But I mean, there is a statute for the green card where they're like any, like they have all these things related to supporting terrorism. some people are like they're not what's terrorism what's terrorism i and i understand that well they whenever they do more and i don't terrorism things it's always like you know short again it's like whenever they're like here's the supporting terrorism stuff it's always a pretty short leash to win like more stuff's terror consider terrorism like like i'm saying like now they're like tesla so you're like i you have a green card and you're at a tesla dealership now again if you're going and like fucking smashing a cyber truck well the supporting that's a crime the

supporting guy wasn't doing it this guy wasn't charged with a crime that's what i'm saying and i still believe like he should have due process like i don't like i think it's crazy if they're just like yo we're just renditioning you and fucking sending you back to wherever you came from like that is crazy uh but i think it sounds like some judge blocked in like he will have some sort of due process and it might be blocked like i don't know i don't know i'm just saying like if i dude if i was in saudi arabia like i wouldn't be fucking and i was living in saudi arabia i sure as hell would not be protesting the government there you know it's just like america we have a different standard. That's obviously true, but it's not. That's if I moved to America

for more free speech, not less. Right, right. But regardless of why you moved here, you are somewhat of a guest. I'll tell you, I've been with all the Trump stuff, I've been trying to hit up every smart person I know and asking people things, trying to make sense of it all. I've never seen a bigger difference

between like... Most people are kind of like, I don't know. I mean, you can't know. And like asking people things and trying to make sense of it all. I've never seen a bigger difference between like, like most people are kind of like, I don't know. I mean, you can't know, you know, as it is kind of running the greatest economic experiment that's ever been run. You know what the,

uh, yeah, that's true. You're like with, it's never been run before. So you can't say one thing that I will admit is if he is doing his like art of the deal tactics, he has to act like I'm fucking anything i'm loco

i mean look there there is there is some like because if you have to it's like if you're arguing with your chick you have to be willing to be like i'll walk at anything fine maybe i'll crash the fucking economy i mean it's a very new thing for him to say like i don't really care about the stock market and he doesn't right now like and look there is a potential that these tariffs even though i if stock market goes up i mean who cares if it goes down for a bit the question is what does it look like long term yeah long term it's always up like you give it a long enough time frame it's well it depends yeah if i'm talking like a year from a year from now who knows like you you could never know but like you know i'll tell you what i made liberals like the

care about the stock market yeah like i made a lot of people that are just like, well, they're just trying to be like, oh, you like that? But it is. Yeah. But I feel like there's so many people that are just like all these companies and their profits that are now and like Bezos, look how much money he made, like that kind of stuff. And now they're just like, Trump's taking away money.

He's making Elon Musk so poor. Yeah. But I mean, look, he's like, what he's essentially what he's trying to do musk so poor god knows yeah but i mean look he's like what he's essentially what he's trying to do is like you know the u.s does have a unsustainable amount of debt like there's no question about that like it was they were adding a trillion dollars of debt every hundred days yeah which is like fucking crazy and they have to refinance it and the best way to refinance it is by like the 10-year interest rate basically the interest rate's going lower and so a lot of this stuff like him just being unpredictable and crazy like the markets all they

really like is certainty just knowing what's going on and when there's lots of uncertainty people buy bonds they take their money out of stocks they buy bonds which will then cause the rates to go down so just the uncertainty that he's creating without necessarily doing too much stuff just being crazy the uncertainty is the main thing that the market that's kind of accomplishing his goal here i know that's what i'm thinking right so you're like if that's even what his actual grand plan was is go i'm going to be such a wild card and accomplish my goal then you're like okay goal accomplished and then the markets will be back where they were in fucking six months i did see um uh some people talking about it where they were in fucking six months i did see

um uh some people talking about it where they're like what do you think the reason is then they were sticking with the story that it's about fentanyl it's not about fentanyl i know but i'm my point to you was like if it's like if it's actually if they were right because it's there's some pretty like high people that are still sticking with that story but imagine but imagine that was true it's like well then everyone's dissecting his moves like rap like how they dissect kendrick lamar's lyrics yeah where they're just like what he really means is like what you don't understand is this is actually a play on this and this is a nod to 1964 when no and again like the fentanyl thing you're like look if you're if you really

like as much as you want to blame other countries, like, you know, Canada's not, like, the majority of illegal guns that come into Canada come from the United States. If Canada wants less guns coming in, you go, shore up your own border. That's how that works, is you go, you don't like stuff coming into your country, it's on your country to, like, defend your border.

And, like, shore it up. If you need more fucking border agents, but, like, to just go blame the other countries for the stuff coming in, you're, like, you're the defense for the stuff coming in, right? So it's, like, shore it up. If you need more fucking border agents, but like to just go blame the other countries for the stuff coming in, you're like, you're the defense for the stuff coming in. Right? So it's like to say like, oh, the fentanyl is coming from Canada, even though that's not the issue.

He just, that was his pretext because he needed to use like emergency tariff powers and it's the only way he can do it. But like- What are you on Danny's stock picks right now? Are you a buy? Are you buy, buy, buy or sell, sell, sell? Probably in the short term, sell, sell, sell. Oh, even you think it's where even short, more sell, sell, sell right now are you a buy are you buy buy buy or sell sell sell uh probably in the short term

sell sell sell oh even you think it's we're even short short more sell sell sell right i mean he wants the 10-year interest rates i think they're as of today like for foreign change i think he wants them like three three percent so so maybe you're saying buy buy buy a house in a year uh maybe i mean i wait wait uh to buy buy buy your first well but you know if well yeah but like you know i imagine real estate will will kind of track equities to some degree so yeah i would hold off i will i would hold off on probably buying any sort of like real estate just because you but again it's such a hard thing to time no no like if you're trying to time it like to the day like you're not going to yeah i know it's like you know if you find something

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a lot of people were saying that well because Trudeau's there we didn't even mention that is he? I still don't get it he's still around

well it's like a crazy thing because how the Canadian parliament system is you basically the head of the party forms the government so he's basically when he steps down

they do like an election within the party kind of like how they do primaries and they did like 2 election within the party kind of like how they do primaries and they did like 2 000 people voted it was like no it was like a hundred thousand but like it's still very minimal it's very like people are registered for the thing a hundred thousand and all these people got disqualified like there was basically like a few hundred thousand people got to so basically this guy and he's kind of he jumped in and he's out at day one being like i'm

basically the prime minister now. Do something about it. Yeah, he is essentially the prime minister. Ran the fucking Bank of Canada now I'm the prime minister. And the Bank of England and fucked up England pretty bad. Like, he did not do a good job in England.

How did he? That's government, eh? You fail upward? Well, he did a good job in Canada, so then when they were looking for head of the Bank of England, I think he went to Oxford. I don't know if he has...

So you're saying he did good in Canada, then he didn't do as good in America. Fucked up England. He was the head of the bank of england i think he went to oxford i don't know if he has so you're saying he did good in canada then he didn't as good in america up england he was the head of the bank of canada during the great financial crisis and you know 2007-8 or under harper and he did a good job but then he kind of famously did okay there yeah but then he fucked up pretty badly with the whole brexit and all that shit in england and then but again the more important thing is that in order for me to prime minister or the head of a party you have to be an elected mp like essentially like a congressperson in the united states he's never been elected to anything like they seem to

be turning a blind eye to that but again it's like likely that we'll have there'll be an election in like the next there'll be an election called probably in the next two weeks and they'll have the election probably at some point in april so it's very likely short-lived although he's making up a lot of ground in in the polls like there are i've seen some because everyone hates trump so much and then polyev's kind of associated with that yeah exactly so and again the liberals as stupid as they are for a lot of things they did kind of see the writing on the wall here where they're like there is a there is a pathway for them to get re-elected by essentially just fighting. Although, really, the Prime Minister of Canada right now is Doug Ford. It does seem like him, man.

Dude! Dougie! Dougie! It makes no sense. It literally... Doug Ford, for the Australian listeners, Doug Ford really reminds me of how Australian politicians are. He's the Barnaby Joyce of fucking Canada.

Because he's very much just like a bro from fucking... He's kind of like a dumber Trump a little bit. Kind of mine maybe not dumb maybe not dumber but more like he talks really slow but like he's kind of like that like he's more of like kind of like a rich poor person yeah you know what i mean that in the way that trump's that yeah he's like a rich every man a rich every man that you could you know i guess he does he probably drinks he probably knocks him back or he doesn't really drink Like, you could see him. He likes to pop. Doug Ford.

On the fucking dock of the cottage. That's what I was just going to say, man. You get the campfire cooking. Woo! Was that night on Bob Cajun? Watch the constellations align themselves one light at a time. Star at a time. One star at a time.

I can remember it. But, I mean, it is pretty unprecedented. He loves the hip. He sees the hip, for sure. Oh, yeah. Big hip head. One star at a time. I can remember it. Yeah. But I mean, it is pretty unprecedented. He loves the hip. He sees the hip for sure. Oh, yeah. Big hip head. Fucking practically and tragically. And he's basically coming to White House now and he's taking over the negotiating for Canada.

He's just like the head of Canada essentially right now because he's the one who... In fact... He's like a hothead too. Well, he's a hothead. He literally yesterday was like, we're tariffing electricity. And then essentially Trump's like, that's like an act of war. I actually saw a pretty funny one, because he said that, and then the fucking new prime minister guy posted the same

day. He was like, Israel's putting electricity, they're not releasing electricity to Gaza. This is the worst thing that's ever happened. We need to stop this atrocity. And it was like, this same day they're just like, we're not doing electricity in America. Well, they were shutting off electricity. electricity obviously it's a little different but

yeah but yeah for sure but i mean well they know doug ford's threatened to shut it off yeah he has threatened to shut it off yeah he threatened to shut it off he did he goes he puts his hand on the thing he goes you want me to fucking you want me you want me just one one guy's fucking again though it's such a bad move for canada like i know detroit wing shack yeah i know canada can't do nothing because that's like kind of a bitch move to be like we're just gonna like take it like fucking take it on the chin take it on the chin and just do nothing that's what mike meyer said elbows up elbows up or whatever but you're like first off he did the threats and then trump's like okay well then we're doubling the tariffs and then he goes okay we're removing them then so he removed them within two hours he removed them and it's funny because if

you read like left-wing media they're all like trump caves to doug ford and you're like no trump trump was just like we're gonna destroy your economy even further but again you can't talk about annexing a country and expect them to just be like okay what are they supposed to do like what the fuck are they supposed to do but like my dad used to work for ontario hydro and i was like what happens in this scenario my dad's like probably america can handle it they just get power from neighboring states and you know there might be some like temporary like a week where it's a weird inconveniences remember in toronto when the electricity went out yeah and and then dude they basically had like a flood yeah the whole fucking

city flooded you would walk onto like a street it'd be be the equivalent of being in like new york on first avenue yeah and you're walking down the cars are like underwater cars are underwater the things up to your waist people are like putting like but like you know when you see like new orleans after the hurricanes it was like that in toronto i don't know if it there's multiple there were two blackouts because there's the black it's like pretty crazy remember there's like a black the real blackout in like 2004 and then there was another one in I want to say like 2011. Yeah, but the one with the flood

was the crazy one. Just like I live in downtown, like one of the biggest top five metropolitans in like North America. I mean they had, when Sandy happened here, Hurricane Sandy,

they like, I think a lot of like the Lower East Side had like no power for like days. Yeah. Yeah. Well the no power one was, to me that's why i'm trying to reiterate no power to me was less crazy than like the whole city's flooded for like

and not because of like uh anything i don't think it was natural no it's just like it's just a lot of well i mean toronto floods all the time and just gets a lot of rain and it just doesn't not like this knock a drainage floating around no i See a fat lady back stroking down fucking First Avenue. Right before I moved, I remember there was, you know that bridge on like King and Dufferin and you go under and there's like the train tracks and it like dips below on King Street in Toronto. Anyways, there was like. Yeah, I do.

That's where I lived. Yeah, that's where you lived. We both lived there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And I was going home from basketball one day and it just started raining. And then as I was getting there, I was just like, I saw all these cars like stuck under the bridge because people i don't know what did you say fuck i shouldn't suck that guy's dick the floods of the guns but it's so funny that people like don't understand that you're like you can't just gun it through a like like high water

oh yeah in your car like people see like a bunch of water and they go i'm just gonna fucking paint it and you're like no you just get stuck yeah they're getting stuck float yeah that was a wild time but yeah i guess some version of that could happen with the electricity for like a second but yeah i mean again if he shut but again it would be like an act of war if you shut off electricity especially with trump trump's gonna be like i don't give a shit that i'm terrifying you you're like you're shutting off our power that's like an act of war essentially so i got my eyes on the whole thing i'll tell you what my plan is personally yeah i have a little i'm looking at stocks a little bit where i'm just like if things go lower i'm kind of gonna buy a little

on the way down i'm kind of thinking of that that's i mean that is the move to do it's like again if you think if you are a trump believer right and you go like what his plan to essentially like raise external revenues lower the taxes lower the national debt bring manufacturing back lower the dollar if you think he's going to do that like stocks are going to be way fucking higher way higher now if you think he's going to fail and he doesn't know what he's doing and crying just like he's just gonna crash the markets and but again you forget like you turn that around this in his last term he can put out literally two tweets and make the markets go five percent like yeah he can just put out two tweets saying like and he doesn't even have to do anything like he doesn't have to say like i'm signing executive order he can just put

out two tweets being like i'm wall street this. Wall Street really does just get like, yeah, they kind of just get flung around everywhere. I mean, a lot of the smart money, like Warren Buffett is sitting on $360 billion in T-bills. Did he buy anything yet? You wouldn't know because I think he only has to release it either monthly or quarterly, his buy. So you wouldn't know. I knew that Buffett was sitting on a ton of cash. He's sitting on a ton of cash. I like listening to things every now and then where it's like there's

that guy who does like interviews with him and charlie munger yeah they have some like okay like philosophies they're literally yeah the two best fucking minds but then yeah yeah not even about investing they're just like yeah they're just they're mental models for life one of the mental models that i thought that like those guys talk about that i think that every so many people are wrong about it's i guess it's the same as Jerry Seinfeld where he goes, when you're trying to make a TV show, it's like blind, that's a hit. And I think that sometimes with videos, making something like that is so hard, like a hit. Or a song, it's like throwing a dart at a dartboard with a blindfold on.

Yeah. And then he was like, it doesn't help to have your arm have some 10 people holding it but yeah they talk a lot about like the importance of like having people that are good tie them into metrics and like leave them alone yeah yeah i think that's good good uh thing but yeah the whole canada thing is this is gonna be a fucking mess i'm not i'm not gonna lie i'm not loving it but... Yeah. Danny's not loving it. Loving it. Yeah, I don't really know.

Like, I don't... I mean, I don't think Mark Carney will be good. I don't think anybody can really negotiate with him. He's not really open to negotiation. Yeah, and also,

it's even worse because he's sort of, like, doing two things at the same time. He's sort of, like, saying what the people want him to say, and then he's also trying

to solve the problem at the same time, which is a bad combo. As crazy as it sounds, Canada's best bet might just be to accept the tariffs and just not reciprocate even though Canadians are like, why should we? You have to put up some fight because otherwise

they'd just be like, we'll do more then. Well, I mean, I guess at some point, I don't know. I'm talking about maybe the best possible outcome because I don't think just this tit for tat, we're tariffing you then trump's goes okay well then it goes to 50 percent and then we go okay well then we go to 50 percent and he's like okay 75 from an actual game theory perspective what's your best thing i mean i mean i think the biggest risk to canada personally as in terms of like an actual sovereignty thing if if would be i had a guy i was

talking to the other day he's in the can military. Do you know that there's more CRA officers than Canadian military? What CRA? The IRS, Canada Revenue Agency. There's more employees. Dude, Canada Revenue Agency has 90,000 employees. What? For 41 million people.

Or sorry, 60,000 employees for 41 million people. What do they do? How many people are they auditing? The IRS has 90,000 for 340 million. The hell? Dude, it's like the proportion is insane. But the IRS is more aggressive than the Canadian IRS. I mean, I guess.

That's true. Yeah, yeah, sure. Dude, in America, you don't pay your taxes, they put you in jail. In Canada, they go, hey. No, they put you in jail for not paying your taxes. I mean, they give you 10 trillion warnings. It's not nearly as cutthroat.

It depends what you're doing. There's lots of people I know that were up to some shenanigans. They moved to America, and they're like, no more shenanigans. Yeah, no more shenanigans. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I mean, it's just crazy. There's 60,000 military, and there's 60,000 CRA officers, like CRA employees, essentially.

That's a funny stat. Interesting. But there's only 60,000 military. But I was talking to this guy who's in the military out west and he's just like dude we're fucked like we're so demoralized like literally i know people in the military they just they go they show up and they just wrestle all day long he's like our equipment sucks like not all of them yeah but he's like our equipment sucks like he he was kind of half joking but he's like you know i have a white flag prepared in case of invasion.

But I could see a scenario where essentially Alberta, like, because the thing right now that's going on in Canada is, you know, Ontario, like Doug Ford is essentially like the face of Canada for some reason, even though he's just the premier of a province. He's just a self-appointed. No fucking sense. The loudest. But he's the loudest. Yeah. And he's doing the most shit. self-appointed no fucking sense the loudest but he's the loudest yeah and he's doing the most shit but there's like all this pressure on alberta and saskatchewan but alberta mostly to be like yo

you need to slap a big tariff on oil they're like we don't want to do that because we don't want to hurt our province which has famously like provided the most money to the country and treated the worst by the federal government like you know they're like we don't feel like we're represented at all and so they're trying to be forced to be like we're represented at all. And so they're trying to be forced to be like, yo, you gotta, this elbow's up shit. We're all on the same team.

And they're like, no. They're like, no. And then Saskatchewan, which produces potash, which is essentially like a fertilizer and sends like, America's a huge importer

of that stuff. They're trying to do the same to them. They're saying, hey, you need to put tariffs on potash. They're like, no, we don't want to do that.

We don't want to fucking ruin our province and all our money just because like over this thing but everybody's like we got to organize this canada and like do this all together so i could see some scenario where like like the there's a provincial rift essentially where like you know certain provinces don't want to play ball and then maybe like alberta uh starts having like a which they've had for a long time like you know a small secession movement they have a larger secession movement and if for whatever reason they were somehow to go independent or join the united states i think the rest of the country would just be in

shambles okay yeah let's move on to trans maxing i like it okay it's trans maxing this is not it's not the same as being regular trans no just to be clear trans maxing is incredible i don't so this is the reason why it's kind of when you're on 4chan and you go trans and there was a basically a big uh documentary about it and then the community has been growing and it's basically like people yeah kind of like what they're trying to do regular trans people they don't like this I can't imagine they love it I'll read the thing being that but the person is trans like they're not like oh I like pretend to be a woman they're like this chicks dude sucking dick they're saying it's life

hack to get a high value you go if you can't be a high value man uh be with a high value yeah so you're like you're gay but it's like you're being gay now like they're how are they gay danny it's a woman but they're like formally they say they're for think for two use your fucking head i was hurting my head for two seconds so they're formally men incels this is like basically incel to transgender pipeline yeah and they go i couldn't couldn't get a couldn't cut it as a wise dude couldn't cut it as a beta man so they're like so i'm cutting it as a woman sucking this is how you remind me that i'm with a man yeah but so they're like i couldn't get chicks i'm just gonna suck dicks

but it stems from so you've got you got it about right but it's you're the part that i'd add to it is it sort of stems from this idea that like men have it so much harder yeah and like they've been kind of talking about this in the forums being like do you know how hard it is to be a man like you know women have it so much easier they don't have to pay for anything so much easier for some things yeah well they're saying on aggregate it's easier to be a woman yeah and they're saying like well the next logical step is you know it's their version of the you know the woman one that was like women are just as good as men and then 2024 women are men yeah this is them being like, women have it way easier, and being like, I'd like to have it easier.

I can have it easier. Okay, alright. But you have to be gay. You were like beta, and now you're like, I'm so beta. I'm such a beta man, I'm sucking dicks now. That's the part that makes it a little more complicated. That's the confusing

part. That's the confusing part, where they think they've cracked the code and you're just like, well, you're sucking dick and you're like, you're getting caught up on the details. I do like those persons like, yeah, you know, I didn't want to have to be like one of those guys. You're like, go get a personal trainer and get Jack to get chicks. So I just became effeminate to get dudes. Problem solved.

Problem solved. You're like, what problem is this solving? I think you were gay, bud. I think you were a confused gay man. Me thinks you're like what problem is this solving i think you were gay bud i think you were a confused gay man me thinks you're gay man that's what it sounds like it definitely sounds like you're gay yeah yeah it sounds like you were gay he was gay the whole time definitely a little bit uh this is they wouldn't solve my problems i'll tell you that much no being a man is so much hard work so i became a woman inside the trans maxing trend but it's they're doing a trend too you're forgetting about that you're like yeah i guess that happens to be one of the

trends that i'm doing right inside the transgender trend yeah we uh we noticed that that it's a bit trendy so they're just doing a trend. You forgot about that. Where men swap gender to female for benefits like cheaper car insurance, free meals, and sex. How much cheaper is your car insurance? 20 bucks a month? It sounds like a lot of backdating that you want to be. Yeah, you go, yeah, I suck dick now, but I save 20 bucks a month on my fucking Geico. Put that in the Geico commercial.

I agree that the trans maxing thing, but I wouldn't be bringing it up if it wasn't like a lot of people. Maybe this documentary is a whole community. So it's not just like one guy and every single one of them. Let me guess. They're all autistic.

That's I think generally what the kind of the underlying thing. I mean, a lot of that deep incel, like what, you know, we described as incel or 4chan, there's a lot of autistics in that. Oh, yeah. And then the crossover in trans people, there's a lot of autistics. Yeah. So that is true.

But I can't imagine the trans people love the, you know, formerly incel. Well, they probably like, I can't believe we didn't think of calling it trans maxing. That's way better. Yeah, trans maxing is not bad for a name. They did okay on the branding. Well, that's what happens when you have dudes branding a movement. I mean, dudes also did brands transgender, though. Did they?

Well, they're mostly dudes. They used to call it transsexual. Transvestites, transsexual. Transvestites. Transvestites has way more of a ring to it. Yeah, that was a good one. Transvestite had the most ring to it of all of them. Vestite.

That's a good word i don't know it seemed like they were like a vampire or something um welcome to the world of trans maxing low value males who are struggling with the jay that is i or former incels transitioning to females to cash in on the benefits of womanhood cheap car insurance all around and once you've bagged a high value man someone who is wealthy and attractive thereby making them deeply desirable so it's kind of a chuck and larry situation a little bit how do i become deeply desirable by coming remember the lyric commissary i now pronounce you chuck and larry see you at the commissary now pronounce your

chuck and larry old rap lyric me and danny used to say scary what was it because one of us like scary at the commissary i mean dan used to say i now pronounce you chuck and larry hard to explain the joke but oh fucking on it was a big one in our group um but the other part that you're so you've pointed out the first part where it's like i don't know if this is totally solving your problem unless you're gay. The second part is they keep they graze over this part where they're like, you know, it's I'm a low value male and women don't like me. So I come a male obviously get like this really high value male who's rich. And then after that, and you're like, well, how'd that part happen? You go back to being a man at some point.

Yeah. you go back to being a man at some point yeah but also you're just like is there just like this uh is there an is there a a an abundance of like you know one percent men that are like jacked and rich that are trying to fuck like incel with a wig and pay for everything i guess it sounds like the joke's on us a little bit. I didn't realize there was so many high-value men that were just like, can't wait to bang some incel that put some lipstick on last week. I suppose. The incel communities realized I've fundamentally misidentified the problem. That's some autistic work here, right?

Most incels that I come across think their problem is women and the lack of attraction to women feel towards them. But I told them the problem isn't women aren't attracted to you. The problem is you're attracted to women. So this is Eddie Murphy meme like to the max. Right. See Danny this whole time was thinking the problem that women are attracted to me.

The problem is that you're attracted to women. Now we're fucking thinking. Now we're thinking. Turning the tables. They sort of turn into a hustle mindset a little bit. Like, no excuses. What's your excuse to not be rich? You know what I mean?

Because you're not gay. Well, how do you be gay? How much does it cost to get a wig on Amazon? How much does it cost to buy lipstick? You're fucking $40. By the end of the week, I have nine high-value males, each giving me $1,000 each. I'm collecting $10,000 a month passive income.

I've started prostituting myself, which unlocks all sorts of new revenues for you. They turned a guy becoming a transgender prostitute into like a pyramid scheme. Hustler University. Hustler, yes. This is the new module. Do you think this was in Hustler University. Hustler, yes. This is the new module. Do you think this was in Hustler's U?

Do you think one of the courses was this? Become a chick. I mean, a lot of Hustler's U is making money off of chicks. Yeah. How do you make money off of chicks? Become a chick. Fucking open your brain. Open your brain.

If you open your brain for two seconds. Listen up, brokie. You're broke because you're a man. Women make money. Be a woman. You're not broke because you're a man. Yeah,. You're broke because you're a man. Women make money. Be a woman. You're not broke because you're a man. Yeah, you're not broke because you're a man. You're a man because you're broke.

Yeah. I mean, this dude does somehow look better as a chick. At the end of the... Well, if you're like really like frail dude, like skinny and... Super skinny. Like he looked like a serial killer as a guy. Yeah.

He just looks like a gross chick now. Which, you're right, gross chick. chick but again i don't know if gross chick is like swimming in like billionaires yeah no billionaires probably not but free meals and cheaper auto insurance okay i wonder how does uh auto insurance treat being transgender i think they were the one you switched to the one you switched to which obviously does not go yeah because i remember there was a guy in ontario and like i think 2018 or something who changed his gender for cheaper auto insurance and then everybody was really mad about that because it was in like the height of like that's wrong well

can you imagine this isn't this isn't a choice well if that worked can you imagine that article coming out being like man just says he's a woman and gets cheaper car insurance. This guy's got two dicks in his mouth being like, huh? That seemed easier. It appears. It appears I have been invested. It appears. I guess onceed. It appears I... I guess once an incel, always an incel.

Even in my womanhood, I am a low-value male. Yeah, he definitely talks like that. Where they revealed at the end of last year, trans max are posted on the Reddit forum where they revealed they had similarly been rejected by girls and bullied by elephants for being a virgin loser. Um, before it,

uh, now the very same alphas that bullied me bend on their knees. Just have a chance of kissing my feet. No, they getting fucked in the ass. Who's the version loser now? You got us, man. You got us man you got us just getting pounded who's the virgin loser now The things he said sort of do read in that tone Because he goes

They've been rejected by girls and alphas Now those very same alpha males that bullied me Bend on their knees to have a chance of kissing my feet That's what he said That's peak Reddit talk Yeah, I know I really don't think What you mean is the same type because i have a feeling it wasn't the exact same no no it wasn't the exact dude it's the virgin loser now

i mean yeah like if you're willing to accept this new uh this life. My direct messages are full of thirsty men begging for my attention. And I'm having more sex than any alpha male I've ever met. Except for the ones I'm fucking. He says, I'm having more sex than any alpha males. Yeah, you're right. He definitely wants to graze over the fact that, but it's with dudes. Yeah, it's with dudes. That doesn't count.

It was never, you also could get, you know what, also you could have sex with a lot of dudes without putting the wig on and stuff. Oh yeah, you wouldn't even twink. If you think that solving,

if you think having sex with dudes is the goal. This guy with a haircut would have been just like a property. It really is change your goal to, you know.

Yeah, I don't. It's like a guy that's mining for gold and then he was like, and then he finds, he goes, actually, I was looking for rocks this whole time. Jokes. You go, none of that's real gold.

You go, joke's on you because I've been looking for just rocks. So actually, I've been very successful in my mission. You, it's actually a view of his interpreting what I'm trying to do. I was looking to get the maximum amount of air balls that I could in an hour. It's like golf. Different scoring system. So it is you who's actually misinterpreted my laws. Yeah, yeah.

I was looking to have the most points at the golf course. Thirsty men begging for my attention. I have more sex. It's a life hack for him. Yeah, I mean, cool life hack. I mean, it's been a life hack for people for a decade. What, being gay? Trans.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's been a little life hack. You're a little late to this life hack thing. Yeah, they're solving a different problem, though. Yeah. I guess if he's trying to solve his problem of getting attention. Well, what's status and attention? Yeah, that's been going on for a bit now.

So there maybe is something to be said that you have more status as a trans person than an incel. Oh, absolutely. That's for no questions asked. However, what's that status worth to you? Is it worth banging a bunch of dudes? I mean, this person's gay. They didn't, they're not just being like, On the contrary.

They're obviously not like, oh, this is so disgusting, but I love so much status and attention. That's funny, because I'm reading the definition of homosexuality. It is a man having intercourse with another man. I see one man in the room. Where is this second man that you have said to be referring to?

Sure. You got us. Jokes on us. Hold one over on you. I'm losing here. I actually saw Armie Hammer has been doing interviews which is you know Armie Hammer

had all his scandals where people said he was in the cannibal cult and all that stuff what podcast was he on the guy the British guy which one

I think you probably saw he's like he's the British guy that my money likes to jiggle jiggle it folds you know that guy oh yeah yeah yeah

you know that guy right yeah yeah I can't remember his name but i'm driving in my six four where you want to see you my money like yeah my money don't jiggle jiggle yeah oh no no sorry i was listening tim dylan did a recap of his podcast he did a pod he has a podcast now army hammer's got a podcast and it was like with his is it called dropping the hammer no it should be so it should be it might be but it was with his mom i think that's a good way to bring your get the sympathy back up i don't actually know deep enough to know if his was like

you know there's truth to it or smear job i mean it was peak me too i don't he never he never was an actual cannibal he was just saying crazy shit to girls in dms yeah actually so i don't know i mean to be honest i don't i don't just don't i never got into it i mean it sounds like he's never seen that interesting sounds like he's back in the movie business. It sounds like he's back in the movie business. Like, I think he's like, when he was on the podcast, he was saying like, he's back to filming something. Oh, well, there you go.

So he's back in. Well, he said, he goes, prior to the encounter, Hammer said he'd include, he concluded that women are the worst. Notably, this is a joke. Preach, brother. Dude, this is like a joke that I've done before where it's like, you never see a guy like go gay because of this

but Armie Hammer goes I was saying that women are the worst this is after you got all these allegations that were false and they were rallied against him

and he was not even charged he goes Hammer shared that he decided briefly to experiment with a man and he decided that he met this handsome and French guy

and he found himself deterred by the man's facial hair and physical stature. It did absolutely nothing for me. Nothing. Like, not even a twitch. So, bad way to find that out. Yeah, that sucks. Am I gay? No, I'm not gay.

Oh, this isn't doing anything for me. Yuck. It's like, you know, that seems to me like the equivalent of eating a log of shit. I could probably tell you don't love it. I feel like I don't need to go through the motions. No, no, you know. Seems unnecessary to be like, I could probably tell you don't love it. I feel like I don't need to go through the motions. No, no, you know. Seems unnecessary to be like, fucking nope, not for me. Deep down, you know that it's not going to be good.

You see the thing with the soccer, basically said they have mandatory DEI training courses for all coaches. And there was like a big thing. It was like every comment was like, well, yeah, because when you have a situation where 100 of the spectators and players are gay that you definitely yeah i mean the soccer has like a real fucking crazy racism like issue they like cancel games and stuff yeah they do have a lot of wild stuff because like the opposed because you know they

have like the the two sides and like they have to sit separate or whatever and like if you're like the opposing side they just like they're like all philly fans on crack oh big time they make philly fans look like fucking angels no they make philly fans look like kings watching a joust like just yeah yeah super i know i know they're like they say like just like to get under the player's skin they'll just say like the craziest racist shit where they have to like put rules around it for fans oh yeah they're literally like if the racism continues racist chants they're like we cancel games like in the middle of them it's they have to do the equivalent of like i'll turn this car around yeah yeah big time yeah they uh they do have a little a little less civilized or more but on the top this is all part of the same topic, but the scientists are back at it again.

Because we've had like three weeks, I guess, without scientists. Then he's been gallivanting around in Aruba. Yeah. Aruba. Aruba. And Guila. But scientists claim that most of us are bisexual. Nah, dog.

Nah, dog. Nah, dog. Nah, you got the fucking wrong one, one yo so this is what the scientists have been up to while you're on your honeymoon doing fake doing uh doing a study to prove that you're fucking actual bi that's funny because we pulled we did the science and you are they literally said it's a scale of one to zero one being a hundred percent gay zero being zero percent gay that's me yeah and uh and yeah and ryan maybe allegedly and uh and then they're like well if you know if you've it's a spectrum and if you've had a hundred sexual

encounters and one of them was a homosexual encounter then you are a point zero you're a point zero one okay so most guys are zero yeah but uh i mean i would go as to say that if you had one homosexual encounter you're a one yeah yeah you are in fact now a one you know definitely because there's such a it's such a ridiculous study because they're based first of all for chicks you can yes it's for chicks yes you're like and the question you're like yes though most chicks will make out with a chick at a party it's not that gross yeah so you go okay yeah you're you're a point zero two or whatever fine if you were talking about chicks fine but they're trying to say dudes, and it's like, nah, dog.

Nah, dog. Because the scientists have so much bullshit that they have to think that guys and girls aren't that different. Scientists are out of their minds right now, but according to a recent study, out of a million people in the UK, okay, well, they're talking about the UK, so you might be onto something.

A lot of tossers. A lot of tossers over there. A lot of tossers. It lot of tossers over there. A lot of tossers. It is funny because there is like the sort of stereotype, I guess Candace too, but the stereotype of like London's like pretty, but like whenever you meet guys there, they're all like blokes. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Bros. Yeah, they're bros. Identifies bisexual up to, however, the true number of people having both same and opposite sex is much higher. So he doesn't even have stats. He's just kind of saying, trust me on this dog. No, it's a guy. It's the same old story of the scientist trying to prove that it's actually pretty normal.

Yeah. He goes, we sampled a thousand men and a thousand women. Turns out 900 men are a little gay. This is one girl. He was dating a girl. She basically said, you banged a dude that's gay and he was like he dedicated his whole life to proving how normal it is because i'm almost a zero yeah i'm like as close as zero as possible you can't believe it's not zero

most people are in the bisexual range dr jason hodgsonson His name Yeah Doing science Dr. Jason Not straight Thou must Protest Jason Hodgson More like Jason Hogsuck

Yeah This is Fucking nonsense Jason Modson You know that guy We know more Jason Modson No

He's like a From the band LA influencer Singer guy Oh is he? Dating Avril Lavigne. Dating Avril Lavigne, yeah. A little light in the loafers, probably.

Yeah, probably. He says, sexuality is a spectrum from exclusively hetero to one end, and the genes that influence same-sexual behavior are probably the genes

that influence general sociability, and that people in the middle range of variation are probably better at all social relationships so his argument is like the thing that makes you gay is also the thing that makes you being able to socialize with people and you're like yeah that's not true no no i can just not be gay i suspect that people would be slightly okay whatever he does look like a bro though

that's oh it definitely looks a little bro you'd be right honestly not the guy who i thought me doing though like hey everybody might be a little gay he also he's trying to get a threesome going with two chicks and he's trying to just i mean i'd love if it was that but it doesn't sound like it and he says this i suspect most people would be slightly in the bisexual range given the right social circumstances like what's that's the he's like a gay guy being like i could flip him yeah or like it's like go to prison for fucking 10 years yeah you ever hung out with like a sassy gay like you know and then just be like oh that guy's straight and she'll be like give him five minutes like i doubt it but yeah i mean i guess if he's gay yeah then yeah that'll work i've been conducting research on the men locked in my basement and given the right social circumstances most of them seem to flip

that circumstance being whether they want dinner. Deprive them of water for long enough. Yeah, given the right circumstance. That social circumstance might be a gun to their head. Thanks, science. And the last one is the ex-Starbucks employee, straight guy, says he was harassed for being a straight man. Here we go. Now we're talking.

Now we're talking. Justice. I mean, we predicted this when all this stuff was going on where you go yeah this is discrimination this has all this stuff with like white guys and yeah eventually this is going to come home to roost and it has it has you know all these white guys who are literally like suing for discrimination and winning and you go yeah this guy didn't he's he's either you make new laws or like yeah that's what's gonna happen he doesn't have, he's, he's. Either you make new laws or like, yeah, that's what's going to happen. He doesn't have the best case because he doesn't have the specific things. He's basically saying

they're bullying him. Like his thing was more like they walked in and all the like, all the baristas were like, oh, hey straight boy. Oh, look at it. It's binary man.

Binary boy. I mean, Starbucks is probably the largest employer of gay people. Oh, look, a one and a zero. Like you,

binary boy. Is there a large, larger employer of gay people? Oh, look, a one and a zero. I like you, binary boy. Is there a larger employer of gay people in the United States? Starbucks? I guess the Montreal Canadiens Association. Oh, shots fired. How many people does Love, L.A. Mail podcast

employ? Yeah, definitely. Starbucks is fucking up there. How many people does Love Valley Mail podcast Employee of the month And a half Yeah definitely Starbucks is fucking up there for sure It's the gayest company Is there anyone that does more gay people than Starbucks I don't think so It must be minimum 50% It has to show up there

I don't think it's binary But that might be more in cities But I don't even think it's just cities. I think that Yeah, maybe smaller places, but yeah. What is it? But non-binary people's fuel really is coffee, eh? That's like their... That's what keeps them going. That's what it does keep them going. Like,

if you take away all the coffee, would you lose all the non-binary people? Now, that's the type of science that I would like to see. What percentage? Like, if you look at coffee shops... Like, let's walk a bunch of non-binary people in a room. With no coffee beans. No coffee and just see what happens. Like in six months. They come back and they're all just playing catch.

Had to pass the time somehow. I think that would be. I'd like to see that study. Percentage of. It would be hard to do causation because you know you'd have to say because you go what came first? The more coffee shops or the non-binary people. Yeah. So it's hard to do causation because, you know, you'd have to say, because you go, what came first, the more coffee shops or the non-binary people? Yeah.

So it's hard to get causation. Is the coffee making them non-binary? Is the non-binary making more coffee shops? That's a good question. Well, I'd still like to lock them all in a room with no coffee and see how that goes. It's not just the coffee. It's the making coffee, I think, is their power. I think their power comes from making the coffee. Yeah.

Just the power i think brewing i don't know if it's the brewing the beans or putting the like stuff in over top but something in that process is fueling them yeah maybe there's some sort of like toxoplasmosa thing where there's some compound on coffee holy fuck you gay i think there you might be true there might be some gender bending compound in starbucks coffee but it's not but it only gets released when the beans are being brewed So you have to be close enough to the machine To inhale the aromas Maybe or maybe it's the equipment they're using

I don't know Science if you're listening Science if you're listening Do some science You guys have been fucking dropping the ball on science lately Look at this binary bitch That's the guy every day just walking into work sup hi guys hey fellas hey there's and then i go what the fuck did you call

me binary bitch the thing with starbucks is you know starbucks is just gonna like give this guy 50 grand john's on cleanup today it's like oops get on your hands and knees you fucking little binary rodent he's just getting fucked up yeah but i mean in america this is an american story in america you just sue a company and they just go here's i know 50 grand fucking litigious ass country man they said he says his college subjected him to extreme and outrageous mistreatment oh what do you think that is like he his outfit comes and they've like cut the dick hole out i'm making him wear the flags all the fly all the pins i don't want

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