The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Men named Chris are more likely to be Movie Stars Than Older Women & Pride Month Controversies

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

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Oh, brother, we got a fantastic episode because the old bag lobby is not happy that men named Chris are more likely to star in films than older women. People are demanding free sperm for all. Danny is happy about that. The media goes ham on Trump and Hassan Piker and then gay pride controversies go buck wild. Let's run the intro, Johnny. The boys cast. Collapse. The boys cast.

The dudes. Prepare your sons for boys cast. The bro. It is the annual Pride Month Spooktacula. Oh. We're not actually doing a spectacular. There's only a bit of spectacular that going on and it's not the whole Pride Month Spectacular.

Didn't feel like it was the time to do the Pride Month spectacular. What was that? Because it just wasn't as big of a deal. No, because it wasn't a big of a deal. That's why. The gays are no longer uppity, is what you're saying. They weren't as uppity. There was a few different things.

There was some stuff, but I just felt like it was... You know what? It's a half-spectac. Well, you know what? It is the beginning of the month. Maybe wait for the stuff to happen, like the piss pools and whatnot. That's what I mean. There might be a false spooktacular.

If Mondami's in the pool getting pissed on, there might be... Right. We don't want to, like, jump the gun. Right, right, right. Blow our load, if you will. But I do have an article first. Yeah. Because there's actually, this is sort of...

Basically taking the world by surprise that we have... nearly 40% of Americans admit that they've gone on a date for this selfish reason and that selfish reason is to get late a free meal. Oh. And I was thinking of a different type of American. 40%

of Americans. Of Americans. We don't know. Can we narrow down the type of American? It's hard to know what gender those types of Americans could be. Nearly 40% of Americans admit they've gone on a date for this reason. 39.9% of respondents said they've gone on a date on at least one occasion to get a free meal.

We haven't been able to pinpoint whether that's men, women, who it is. I would have liked to try that once in my day. That's the thing. Because they just like just get a new experience. Right. You know, just add that to the experience bucket of a thing I did one time. Well, you'd show up for your free meal and then at the end of it, the bill would come and you'd pay for it and you'd go, hey, fooled again.

That's what I'm saying. I think I had a couple where I go, I think this might be the one. You and the girl just doing the Western where you're reaching for the... has anyone done that not a bad sketch the western region for the wall it's like it's her talking about how like

she loves feminism the whole time and then the bill comes she just like wants to let you know that she's not that kind of girl right and then the bill comes and then she's like fumbling yeah Walker Texas Ranger

but they well they always say that women know within the first five seconds whether they're going to sleep with a guy Yeah. But women, you can't get a free meal in five seconds. No, no, no, no. But I mean, you might as well.

Once you know that the five seconds, are you going, I'm going to sleep with this guy, then you're like, might as well get the free meal. But even if you know, you're not going to sleep with this guy. No, I want to bang on an empty stomach. What scenario, don't they say, might as well get the free meal? Of course.

Well, no, no, no. Yeah, it is both. It's literally like, it's either might as well get the free meal or at least I'm getting a free meal to have to suffer through this dinner with a guy. That's the rationalization. Yeah. Yeah, there's, and if there's one thing you can give them, it's a rational. It takes, women just do everything slower, huh?

It takes them five seconds. That is a good point. Yeah, yeah. I know if I'm going to sleep with a guy in zero seconds. I'm not. I don't, yeah, I don't even think I could click the button on a stopwatch quick enough. Danny knows whether he's going to be in the piss below sleeping with a guy within the first one second. Yes.

Yes. So, okay, there was like two things in a row this week, or actually a little more. where they did like a Trump article. There's a few other ones where they force you so hard. The media is so gay that they give you no choice to defend people. I mean, it's pride won't. Because originally, we even mentioned this a little last week, but we were going to, like the Freedom Fest, you know, on the White House.

Dude, they lost Millie. I know they had Millie Vanillae. You know how bad your thing? Like the PR where the guy from Millie from Millie Vanilli, who hasn't got paid? and God knows how long. Because I looked up some of their songs and I don't recognize one of them.

Like, girl, you know it's true. No. You don't know that one. No, I looked up. I mean, like, I was like, I've never heard this. They were, I don't want to say, like, they were probably one rung in like 91 below Michael Jackson. Yeah, but they were just paid actors.

Right. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's the thing. It's not like, I don't know if their music gets played a lot, but they don't get the royalties. that's for sure. Right. Like they signed that all.

Yeah. Like the fact that Millie was, you know, declined his $1,500 check. Well, maybe after the scandal it stopped getting played very much, because I do not hear that song. No, no, no, no, it doesn't. That's the thing. It doesn't, but that's what I'm saying is I don't know where he's getting money. Like, the other one killed himself. Yeah.

Vanilli is dead. And then, uh, RIP. Vanilli would have, would have liked Freedom Fest, I think. But, uh, he was more. of a patriot. So all the band, they renounced Freedom Fest, all the bands dropped out,

or a lot of the bands dropped out. And then Trump basically came out and he was just like, you know, we might get the biggest act of them all. Me! And just turn this into a midterm rally. That's basically what he said.

He was just kind of like, it's just going to be him dressed up playing this, playing every song. We're going to have all the same songs, but I'm going to be playing them all. And there was a bunch of kind of... Doesn't he have like a direct line

to kid rock? I think the kids been over-exposed, not that they care? Not, first off, Kid Rock doesn't care unless there's just the budget. If the money's right, Kid Rock will be there.

He'll be there. He'll for sure be there. I mean, he'll do it for free for a favor to the press. Talk amongst yourselves. Yeah, no. I mean, Kid Rock is, I think that's for free.

I still don't know what this is because it was like a month-long state fair kind of thing. Yeah, they do a fair, but the big component of the fair is they wanted to have their banger on the lawn. Yeah. And it fell apart.

And it was kind of funny. It wasn't even the biggest. It was like, whatever. they were going to do a rally and people don't like it because they had to drop out because they were getting too much flack. It was kind of business as usual. Yeah. Get a few tweets and you're just like, whatever.

The thing was kind of corny. Them getting so mad about it was kind of corny. And then it was kind of like ready to move on. Then the articles started coming out because they're doing the UFC as part of it too, right? And it's America's 250th anniversary. And it's Trump's birthday. Yeah, and it's Trump's birthday. And they're also doing the no-kings march as like a fuck you to Trump,

but it kind of just feels like they're doing a birthday party. Right. I mean, it would be a pretty mean birthday party, but I suppose. Yeah, but at the end of it, they're just like, we're all going to get together. We're on the street. We're going to be hooting and holler. Yeah, trying to drown out. There's going to be cake.

We are going to blow out some cake. Yes, it's not a birthday party, but there will be some cake and some candles. Yes. But then the articles started coming out, and they just forced you to go the other way, where this, this is the article that they've written on UFC. For Donald Trump's birthday. This is by Hoffpo. For Donald Trump's birthday, there will be blood on the south lawn.

and they go for several hours on Sunday evening next month pairs of combatants from the ultimate fighting championship are to pummel each other into submission in an elaborately constructed stage

for Trump's amusement like they're trying to say it's basically Roman Coliseum It's on TV Right Well they're acting like UFC's not a sport Yeah he's It's people they're

They don't understand sports Well they're still on Like this sounds like an article from like 95 you know, when they were... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, can you believe that they have a 120-pound guy fighting a 400-pound man?

This seems crazy. That would be a better understanding that theirs, it's explaining basketball where like, in this savage ritual where they have a ball and they make blacks fight each other for whites amusement. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For the Jewish... For Jewish directors and producers. Yeah, yeah. The Jews make money off of them. got an idea for him, by the way, because if he can't get, if all these bands are quitting before the thing, do you know who he could get? A certain someone named Mike Hockaby,

Sweet Home, Oloosh, what's the name? Lime, Bena-N-N-N-N-N-N-A-N-U. I mean, what's the, like, Like Hockabee's a-Han-Bee's a-Town guy? Try that in a small-town guy. I don't think he wants to do it, though. He's too much money. That guy, they can't afford him.

What do you mean they can't afford him? I think, well, yeah, you're saying the unlimited funds. That's true. Jason Aldeen Jason Aldeen He must have a day He must have a show that day Because Jason Aldine would be the guy

Yeah The try that in a small town Would fucking rip People would be going crazy Over try that in a small town I mean he plays pretty big He plays like pavilions But the all of these

All of their description of UFC They do not It's like they don't understand That it's a sport They go Trump himself is likely to be ringside As he has during UFC fights and he's attended as the president close enough to get splattered with blood and sweat.

Yeah, that's not going to happen. Usually the blood doesn't make it out of the ring. But yeah, so they're thinking that he set up this Roman Coliseum where he can stand beside you. You're like, whether you like it or not, UFC's a sport now. It's like one of the most popular sports. Trump's spectacle has more in common with the bloodless sports of Imperial Rome in its decline when gladiators were forced to fight to the death. Yeah, except for they were well compensated. Well, some of them are.

Some of these are going to be the biggest payday they've ever had. Yeah, yeah, some of them. I don't even know who's fighting. Well, they said they're forced. Yeah, yeah, they're forced. Sure. What other sport could you say these people are forced to do it? He's like, no, he's buddies with Dana White.

I'm sure he would love to have, like, an NBA game on the side, but I don't think that commissioner is going to do it. No. That's the only sport that he could get there. That's the only sport. Yeah, it's the only sport you can get there. Because Dana White's his boy. And it's, you know, like maybe a football game would be very,

very American, but it's not football season. Even then, I think that would be they'd be harder pressed. And it's more complicated to set up a football game. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. It's like you can, just the space required. You're definitely not building a rink. No, you're not building a whole, yeah. It's like, that's the thing that logically

makes the most amount of sense. Well, I think Huffball would only be happy if they're like, we have a cricket match on the no, yeah, they won like women's field hockey. That was like if Biden was president. Or Kamala was president, we get like women's field hockey. Good news, everybody. for 250 we have Jay Z playing

and women's cricket. Beyonce, Jay. I mean, the lineup would be better if it's Kamala. Women's, yeah, but. Kendrick Lamar, they'd get the hole. It just feels so funny to me that they do not know what UFC is. Yeah, yeah, it's almost like they are just learning about it. And they're just like, they do what now?

So they just fight? They just fight? They bleed? Then there's blood in the sport? Well, this is no good. They wouldn't like hockey. Oh, they, they don't. They always. he's getting mad about the fights, right? Yeah, yeah, they wouldn't like hockey.

I feel like hockey every year and a half, they have, like, a big thing about, like, why do they let them fight? I mean, they must love that Joe Rogan's not, like, the biggest fan of this fight. They would be even mad. Well, Joe Rogan commentates as people punch them each other in the face. He's been kind of criticizing it where he's like, this is not a great thing. Well, he thinks it's kind of corny. Well, he thinks it's just like a bad idea because it's, he doesn't think it's a good idea for them to be fighting outside in, like, 100 degree heat. I mean, what's that Kevin James movie?

Uh, I don't know. Well, there's this movie where Kevin James was the UFC fighter that I walked out of. Oh, I remember. Yeah, yeah, I remember that movie. Buddy, I'm not trying to be like some Kevin James later. That was the movie he got like fat guy you fit for? So he's, it is maybe the craziest movie. If you can find the title of it. But so Kevin James and I'm going to get the details wrong, but the boom.

Basically he has something where he needs to raise money because I'm making this up. But like it's kind of kid has cancer. and he realizes he's good at bar fighting so the only way he can raise cancer is becoming an amateur UFC fighter. It's one of those movies where you know in basketball, where they find out like we're we are really good

at shooting baskets. Maybe that's a Yeah, he kind of finds out that he can be a good. But the first so the first 10 minutes are already ridiculous. Like he realizes that he's going to have to raise this money by being fighting in the cages and then it's outside so it starts

raining. So him in the first 10 minutes, him and the other guy are fighting, but it's raining, so they're slipping sliding around the ring. So just, like, pure physical comedy of him pretending to, like, slip around the ring. It was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. That would be a nightmare for Trump if it starts fucking raining. I know. Yeah.

Well, yeah, they should have a thing on top. Like, I mean, I agree that it is corny, but like... And bugs. Apparently, there's going to be tons of bugs. Oh, can you imagine being in a UFC fight and you have a fucking mosquito hitting it? Yeah, yeah. There's, like, apparently, like, the bugs are bad in there in that area of the White House. Yeah.

Yeah, I agree that it's corny, and the whole thing has been a bad idea, but the article where you don't understand what UFC is, it's this president for his own sick pleasure. He wants to watch men fight to the death. This article is so long, but sometimes there's even blood. That's all their articles are long. Yeah, do you have any favorite parts? It's like, no. It was just like I was still going. Holy shit.

Like this is like a fucking essay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not just like some quick little thing. Like they must have a minimum word count. on and on and on about how. Like how old legitimately for their writers, there must be minimum word counts because you can serve a number, like a amount of ads, like as you scroll down. So they're just, it's so much fluff. Yeah, a lot of these. The one that, uh, the one with the most words, I can't remember.

It was that commentator guy who started it, uh, as recline. Yeah. His, yeah, yeah, yeah, the intercept or something. He had the intercept or something. He had the intercept, but he also had another one, Vox. Vox. Every article is like a book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just going brambles on and on and on. And it's 500 ads. Yeah, and you kind of get to. to paragraph 20 before you're like, what are they even fucking stand here? What are you mad about? Which I guess it's maybe the best one of those because it's kind of nuanced

because they actually have to say everything. But the Huff Post one. And then to go the other way, New York Post did because Hassan Piker and Shankonger basically were going to the UK. Yeah. And they got denied for some Israel stuff, right?

Yeah, yeah. And out of the first, out of the beginning, I've just saw 50 million people which I disagree with this you know but then they had like 50 million articles and people posting like Manda Hassan was on like can you imagine someone getting in trouble for saying something about

Muslims in London you're like they do yeah it's definitely they go you're like it is true they were doing 24 hour trials right to literally put them in prison for Facebook posts yeah but that that was kind of you know the world lately has been a lot of people making me defend the other side yeah

because every argument is gone just so out of control, then I feel like if I've around any commentators lately, I would be just switching up which side I'm on based on who I'm talking to. Yeah, yeah. Because you're like, yeah, you have a point and now you're ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of fucking ridiculous.

Because you're like, yeah, it's kind of ridiculous that they're fucking, you know, I mean, it's not out of character for the UK specifically, like for the kind of shit that they're up to. Well, yeah, you're like, yeah, you're like, yeah, that's ridiculous that you're banning him. The guy's a commentator. It's like, yeah. It's ridiculous that you're banning him from. literally commenting on the country. And then they're like, can you imagine them ever getting anyone in trouble for

saying something about Muslims? You're like, that's also most of the country. Yes, that is also most of the country. Not to mention they have that whole thing with the kid who got stabbed, but the Sikh. Yeah, yeah. Which is like fucking... That's their big thing right now. That's their big thing right now. As a kid got like... White George, Floyd. Literally is. He dropped

and I can't breathe on his way out. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, he literally dropped and I can't breathe. We talked about that on the pod. Yeah, as he was handcuffed And but the video got released of the thing and there's this like, the video is even worse. They just like, weren't. He's like, I got stabbed and then they're like, didn't believe him. No, yeah.

And that's not true because this guy told us you're a racist. Yeah, yeah. And like literally the call, like the police call got released. And the guy was like, ah, he was racist to us. And then, and they're like, oh my God. Oh my God. We're going to send. We're sending you a care package.

Yeah. We're sending the fucking SWAT team out for a racism call. Didn't send an ambulance. I know. Even though they said he was really hurt. No, it's all... Also, how do you, like... The call's so crazy

because they're... They did stab him, and then they're like, yeah, it's like, were there like, were there any weapons? The guy's like, where would,

why would there be weapons? Where would I even get a weapon from? That's what he's saying in the law. Yeah, basically. And you're like, you know they're gonna find out he's stabbed at some point. Yeah, what is he...

Yeah, what was his plan? Yeah, I don't know what the plan was. But it was just so... He was just like, he was stab him. He's like, well, did you guys stop him? Maybe, yeah. Maybe like well they say he jumped a fence so maybe in their mind that's like yay you got him on the fence pretty normal stuff What a bad plan. Yeah yeah I'm probably panicking but insane I guess yeah that's a brutal plan but yeah I had a joke where I said

Pierce Morgan a lot of times yeah just like people on his podcast Yes and then argues with them and he loses both they loses to both sides of the argument uh-huh that's what I feel like a lot of things right now where it's just yeah the pierce Morgan in the guy comes he goes women shouldn't be allowed to have phones and you're like I don't know, women should be allowed to have phones. And then he goes, well, if they have phones, then how would they fuck black guys? And you're just like, every, the, the, every, uh, the internet right now takes every, but it's not just the internet because you could just make the argument that I'm like straw manning where you go, well, yeah, there's people with bad arguments, but you go, no, the mainstream perspective. Uh-huh.

Becomes ridiculous. Yeah. Well, that's, you know, that's probably just what drives the, you know, the old clicky clicks. Yeah, I guess you could say that But I don't think that is true I think it's not just Oh, this is what gets more clicked I think it's a combination of one

It becomes so tribal That every side can't even They can't even be like Okay, if you're arguing with your friend Right And your friend makes a good point On something you're disagreeing with you go Okay, yeah that's a pretty good point

But they can't do that Yeah, you're being fair They can't be like That makes sense You know you can't do that No they can't do that And then also I think there's also

all of the a lot of sides are run by trying to destroy the other side like it's like so so you so going against the kind of like narrative on your side is so

like a win at all costs kind of thing yeah yeah like if you're in the Mendia San world you could never be like well yeah Muslims you know maybe do a lot of blowing up like you can't because you'll lose all your Right, yeah, yeah, you lose all your cred. You lose everything.

And there's probably an audience capture where he knows where, you know, he knows a lot of his base, so he's not going to... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a combination of, like, a lot of these kind of weird things that end up where... I literally feel like I've had that five times where I'm in five different places, just arguing the other side, because you're just like... You get stuck on, you go, well, they do have a point here, and they go, no, they have zero points. And then you end up, like, getting stuck on that point or whatever, you know? Yeah, yeah, because... Yeah, I mean, it seemed

It felt like it kind of stuff cooled down But I guess not Seems like people were getting a little normal Well, yeah, I see what you're saying Like in general I would say the normal people world Has cooled down a bit But the media and the arguing

And stuff like that Has almost gotten crazier in some ways Yeah Because it's become more militant of On a lot of arguments It's become more militant Of people digging their feet in the ground Yeah

But anyways, this one's fun I'm kind of, we're having more of a serious conversation in that way. This was Asan Piker, who I again kind of agree with the, that is, you know, Britain government is out of control. Yeah. Which we've said. This isn't the first time. We've covered this.

The 50th article. Yeah, this is the 100th time. Yeah. Of them being out of control. So. But then New York Post, they do. New York Post, by the way, I guess they're like a pro-Israel publication. Oh, yes.

But they will, they will like, they will write these articles often that make you, side with the other side. Yeah. But they go, they're trashing Hanson Piker. Like, can you believe this?

They go, Hassan Piker. Yeah. And this guy's becoming popular and you go, you like that guy? Wait till you hear this.

His seedy sex-obsessed life. He obsessed nudes. He has a list of breasts and he has a laptop for porn. Oh, not a porn laptop. He's a streamer. I mean,

like, dedicated porn laptop, I guess. If you're a streamer, do you use your laptop for porn that you put on when you do streams? Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's the reason people do that.

Don't do that is because, you know. Yeah, of course. You could do the thing. You go to type something in and it shows. I have a separate browser guy. Gayjishmen.com. I have a separate browser thing, like window. Okay.

Like profile or whatever. Yeah. Well, he's got a little cheese in the bag. Yeah, yeah. He's doing all right. He goes, yeah, I got a porn laptop. But it was one of the things where you're like, well, question is, is just by you know, I know you think this guy's a good guy, but I just want to tell you, he got

nudes. Girls have been sending him nude. Girls have been sending him. him nudes. He didn't even request them either. They've just been sending them to him. Can you believe I remember that Harry Sisson was that where they were just like he, I have talked about it, but he was they said he lured women to sending news and you're like, how do you lure them? And they go, he asked them. He asked them. And then they agreed. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think the porn laptop is, because there is a difference probably, is it just to go on the internet and watch porn or is it just like the hard drives full?

That, okay. So now you're, if you're saying like he has a separate laptop because he needs the Gigabites? Yeah, yeah, like he needs the space. Like, he's got like a gaming computer, like, you know, just like two terabytes, just like souped up. VR's headset. Yeah, like the whole thing. He had to update the graphics card. Yeah, like he's, you know, he's having to make, he probably

has a portable hard drive too. So he can do his 3D AI renders and other streamers. All the crazy stuff. He's a full revenge porn computer and then a full... Yeah, he's got a revenge porn. That would, you know, listen, you could get people on your side. And I guess they're, I don't know who they're talking to. I guess, like, boomers. Maybe they're like, they're talking to the

Operess Upper West Side Lady where they're kind of saying like, listen, I know you think this guy's a good guy, but he loves nudes. Yeah, he's having sex out of wedlock. Can you believe this stuff? They go, he may be the communist darling of the left wing live streaming, but when the cameras are off,

a son, Piker is a shallow sex, and he's sex driven. By the way, have you met a socialist? Yeah, I mean, also he's famous. Also, he's famous. Yeah, he's famous. It's like, yeah, he gets, You get some female attention. Yeah, I get nudes, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And they aren't the best nudes. They're comedy nudes. A lot of comedy nudes? Not the best nudes. Usually hot chicks don't send it out of the gate. No, no. And I don't really engage so you don't like, like, if you're getting a fresh nude where it's just like in the request folder, photo, click on it, there's a nude there.

It's generally like a, it's not your best nude. It's a comedy nude. No, I'm saying even for famous people. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like, I'm saying even if you're, like, really famous, like, hot chicks don't have to leave with a nude. I'm sure if you're, like, some big, like, fucking professional athlete, probably get decent random nudes.

Maybe, uh, it's, yes, you're right. Yeah. I've had a few, but, like, crazy chicks. Yeah, you get, you get, I'm telling you, you're getting comedy news. You're not getting, no, even still, you're not getting, like, but I wasn't, you know, I'm saying before I was in comedy, even, I'm just saying. Oh. Or people I know that aren't in comedy.

comedy, whatever. I'm saying the fresh nudes, usually it's, if she's hot, it's a, you can see in her eyes that this is a literal psychopath. Of course. I mean, that is, I mean, first off, if you get nudes with the face in them, if you're sending, if you're a woman sending nudes or a guy, sending nudes unsolicited with your face in them is crazy. Yeah, maybe, okay, maybe I poured it on a little thick about how ugly they are. Sometimes they're fine. But like, mostly the nudes you're getting, if you, if you're getting a thousand nudes, 800 of them aren't great. Yeah. That's about right. You know? Yeah. But more importantly, when they're just like this guy, you know, you might think of this socialist darling, but I don't know if you know about this.

He's also like this pussy hound. You're like, have you met a socialist? Yeah, also, so what? You think Bernie Sanders is that the commune for the snacks? No, he's there for the political debates. I'm with you, so what? But on top of so what? Yeah.

Duh. Yeah, yeah, also duh. But you're like, what is this gotcha? like who is who is like we're giving you the Ryan Danny review of your article and you're getting two so what's and one duh like who's like what's this meant to change you go you know what I really I didn't like Hassan Piker before I really don't like him now I didn't know he was a pussy yeah I didn't know that women were that he liked to masturbate and also it's this not understanding of yeah and they figured out the loophole to say that it's actually feminist to fuck it up well that's yeah that's the that's the that's the thing

is these chicks are empowered. Yeah, yeah. These chicks are heading nudes? This is empowering for it. But how many times are these going to be a surprise where they're like, they're flabbergasted? They did the same one about Greta Thurnberg's boat where you're like, there's this socialist hero

on Greta Thornbone's boat and he's been getting his dick sucked. Can you believe it? I thought they cared about Palestine. I got, you know, New York Post, you really want to do an expose if this shit's the type of shit that gets your rocks hard. Go down to your local university at NYU. And I got news for you.

Some of those TAs have been fucking. Oh, yeah. Telling the kids, you know, I just listen, I got to tell you after class. I think you have really good ideas. I'd like to hear more about them. I think you're part of your socialists. Have you read Marx? Yeah.

Have you, the percentage of men in their early 20s that are rambling on about Marx and the percentage of men in their early 20s that are trying to fuck anything that walks is a circle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't know if, was Bernie Sanders? Bernie Sanders was in politics. So there is, when you were in politics back in the day, you definitely had to have a squeak your clean image.

I'm sure he had a couple of news coming in a trail of come, you know. Probably had a couple of nudes coming in over the fax machine. He's getting some fax news. But I'm saying before Bernie Sanders got married when he was, he must have been a bit of a pussy out. Uh, yeah, I would think so. He got married in 88. Oh, no, sorry.

You like that? Oh, no, no, no. He is the first marriage. 64? I guess Yeah, 1964 was This is complete speculation Yeah

And then he took Oh dude But he got married in 64 D divorced in 66 Didn't get married again For another 22 years So he was probably fucking tearing it up For those 22 years

Buddy Exactly Yeah Oh yeah I don't know I've never met a guy That's a big socialist That is not also a big

Like Pussy hound Yeah Oh yeah I mean, fuck, man, that's what you got to share the redistribute the tang. Right, but yeah, and partially it's like chicken and egg. Do I have opinions that 22-year-old girls love because I... Right, do I actually have them?

Do I believe in them? Which came first? Which came first? The opinions the 22-year-old girls love or 22-year-old girls. Correct. Do you know what I mean? I think that's the best way to say it. Which came first?

The opinions that college girls love or the college girls came first. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I mean, if I had to guess, he was, he was, Bernie was getting it. If you took women that love the environment out of the equation, do these men still love the environment that much? Yeah, yeah. Like if there's no, uh, social. And I'm not saying the day after, you remove the women that love the environment.

Like when we fix the environment, we go, this is fixed. Done. Done. You go, what do we do now? And you come to that guy seven years later. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good question. I don't know.

It's not a good question. The answer is obvious. The answer is obvious. Right. So that was the first part, is the, you know, the socialist, and then it says, sources told the Piker family is wealthy, but aside from that, a picture of a younger Hassan is on a horse riding in full gear. I'll give them that for his audience, the painting him like a Nepo baby is something

that they don't like probably. Yeah, but they also, I mean, he flunts his wealth, you know, he drives like some crazy Porsche and stuff. So he's not avoiding the fact that he's making money. Yeah, but they're more. my, you are right, but in his world, some people that are just getting wind of him being like, I liked him on that thing, oh, well, in that thing. And they're going, you know that he's an, like, some people do have a, like, oh, I've been told I can't like that for older people, like,

for the older people we're talking about. Yeah. And then he posed himself with a few details of his early life are known. He said he grew up horny in a repressed culture. Do you know this guy's horny? Wow. He was, when he was 16, he was quite horny. Very unique to him. It's like you're at New York Post, you're at these places, right? So the place you read the UFC article, you're at Huffington Post, and you're just like, what do we got about this UFC fight? And they're just like, I'm thinking we're going to paint the picture that it's him,

you know, sitting there like the gladiator wanting men to fight. And you go, this is it, run it. And the New York Post, they're sitting there like, what do we have on Hassan Piker? And they're like, he's horny. He's horny. I got news that when he was 14, he was getting unwanted erections in class. Oh yeah, that's good, right. Oh, that's good stuff.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really good stuff. Wait, he was in a, he was in a classroom full of other children with an erection. Run it. Right. Piker came to Miami after partying too hard and scoring a dismal grade point average of two point. Oh, they're digging them on the grade point average too, huh? Oh, also not a great student.

They can't, dude, it's, these people are off the. rocker if they think this is changing anyone's opinion on anything. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's like the worst hit piece. I mean the best, yeah, I guess the best scenario is, yeah, it's someone who's reading about him in the New York Post for the first time. Buddy, you think that's bad? He had a 2.9 average and his mother made him transfer to Rutgers. Oh, not Rutgers. The shame of Rutgers. The shame. Rutgers is a good school, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Piker came to Miami where he was partying too hard and he solicited nudes for from his female fans, according to a streamer

he previously worked with, and he has pictures, he apparently revels in showing to others. So they're trying to get him there on, like, he shows it to other people. Yeah, yeah. That being said, though, if you ask for the nudes and they send them to you, that might be in confidence. If someone sends a nude out into

the, like, that is... Like public domain? Well, I mean, a lot of these famous people don't even run their own accounts, so you do know other people are going to see it. Yeah. I mean, look, if you send a Okay, if you send a dick pick to Mia Khalifa's account, which I've done. If Mia Khalifa went and showed that to someone,

is that like, you know, if she was like, can you believe this guy sent me a dick pick? Is that, can you, what are you? Yeah, is that bad? I mean, how are you revenge reporting, Danny? Yeah, I think once you, like, obviously publicly. If you start sending nudes publicly, that's not the responsibility on the other person

to keep them secret, I don't think. Well, I guess the crime is like publicly disseminated them potentially. but I think if a nude is sent to you, like if someone sends you or I a nude, that's my, that is my property now. The nude is mine now. Yeah, they've given that.

You're like an NFD. Yeah, it's like, they've transferred ownership of said nude to me. Yeah. Yeah. They also own it, but I own one as well.

I guess you can say something like, that is a certain type of guy that, you know, like, they're painting him like a fat boy. Yeah, you're at the bar. You're like, get a load of these. Right. Maybe that you could make the argument that that does go.

But at the same time, the reality is, if you send a nude out into the ether, I mean, I don't think any would and would be making the argument that, like, a guy who sent his dick pick running an article being like, I sent my dick pick to this woman and she showed it to her friend. Yeah, I can't. They'd be getting mad at the people who send the unsolicited dick pick. Right, of course. And, yeah, obviously, you can't show it on, like, a live stream or something,

which we know somebody who did that. Yeah. Criminal problem. Seedy Piker. No, who claims to have slept with over 300 women. It's like they're trying to make him sick. Nice.

And then they said, Piker, there's the last thing I wrote, Piker has also drawn scrutiny for his comments involving disgraced music mogul Sean Combs, better known as Diddy, who in federal prison for prostitution-related charges. And they said this was like in 2006,

he said he'd want to go to a Diddy party or something. Okay, well, that was kind of one before we knew. Too bad. About them? Fucked up. Also, Sean Combs is in prison for alleged crimes. Yeah, well, they said he said that apparently, the black man in jail for alleged crimes, apparently that goes out the window.

Yeah, yeah, like, obviously people that's debatable, but nobody's saying he committed any crime. Have people made that point? They must have where they go, it's a black man. This is guilty before innocent now? I mean, he was found guilty, but yeah. Well, before he was found guilty. The public court found him guilty.

I mean, we talked about that. We were like, why is he in jail this whole time? Yeah. I think he was a flight risk. but you're like how could did he be a flight race yeah that seems pretty recognizable yeah you can't you can't start a new life no he's pretty wrecked i guess you do the face off kind of scenario you'd have to do the yeah exactly yeah like swaps swaps bodies with dave blunts or something by the way fellas this time to talk turkey because if you are not having the performance in the bedroom that maybe you used to or you got some sort of

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Well, I sort of. I kind of caught myself being like, what are we doing here? I was trying to find it. Well, because the whole thing, if 50 cent was at war with a war with a lot. and everyone was saying that like his dick's really small in the sex tape, right? So I was looking at it and I couldn't find it in the Google and I'm clicking on these things. I'm getting viruses. Yeah, that's like a fucking...

And then I've kind of caught myself realizing that I'm fucking doing a full detective work here trying to find a picture of Diddy's Dick. Well, I was trying to watch a film. I still didn't get it, by the way. Yeah, I think I saw one... Is that gay or not gay? If they accuse someone's dick of being small and then you're trying to find the day, to look at it to judge whether that's true or not. Is that gay or is that...

Johnny, what do you say? That's research. Podcast research. We're going to allow that. I'm doing my podcast research. This is podcast research. I mean, I'm not going to lie when it was all on Twitter. Someone...

Did you see it? No, I don't know if it's out. I don't think it's out. I think it's all like I clicked. No, I found the tape. Oh, you did find it. Yeah, but his dick's not in it. Oh.

Much to my... Much to my chagrin. So what's the tape then? Well, he's covering his dick. He looks chubby, by the way. Yeah, yeah. The girl and the guy are there, so she's got some other dude there. And this is...

He keeps coming into screen, and then he's covering his dick, and he does look like he's only covering a small point or whatever. But he keeps coming into screen and kind of, like, putting his head in front of the camera and showing his body. So this was actually... By the way, no one's, no dude in his 40s, body's looking great, you know? Yeah. But... And so this was... was one of his like when they say he was like when he talked to the Punisher. Yeah this guy wasn't

the Punisher but it was one of those guys. Yeah and he's like directing a movie. He's directing a movie yeah and he keeps coming into frame of the camera and stuff like that and he doesn't look great but his dick doesn't show. Believe me, I try. All right. I guess anyone who says that because they're just like you know he's like well you were looking for the guy's dick

that's gay but it's like yeah and then you watch porn which you're just you're actively also searching a dick. Yeah. I mean, I literally clicked on a tweet and I was assuming I'm like, if it's in the comments of this tweet, like I'll check it out

and then it was in the comments. I just moved on to something. That's how it started. That's how it started. And then next thing you know. And the people post all these like, I have a mainframe up. It's like reminds in the matrix.

It goes VR on. Yeah. I did actually catch myself and being with a bit of like, what are we doing here? Yeah, that's enough podcast research for today. I think yeah I'm putting my pants back on I'm done podcast research once you start screenshoting and zooming in

because you're like maybe that's the frame they're saying you can see it you're like ripping it and bring it in a premiere and like fucking bringing the white balance up so you can see it a little better once I'm enhancing I'm adding some sharpness it's like what an amateur he shot this in fucking 1080p I can't You can't punch in on this. There's no way that I can inspect this.

Yeah. But I don't know. Apparently, everyone was talking about it. There's all these articles being like... Big to do. Well, I guess, but I don't know where are these guys? I don't know who these guys know that they got the tape. I don't know.

Your question. Anyways, a lot of these places and people these days are forcing you into positions of defending people that you shouldn't have to. Anyways, that's kind of my main point. But also, I guess final point on. this on Biker and Shangangor or whatever. It was like, if those guys, you know, for the last five years, if it was anything other than Israel, would be cheering it on.

Like, those guys definitely, if they were... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, if anybody got banned from the UK for... Ben Shapiro got banned for Islamophobia, they'd be like, fuck yeah. Yeah, they'd be like, this is the greatest thing of all time. Yeah, and maybe Shangonger sort of changed his tune on that, but I think he should have to admit, like, by the way, I was wrong about this when I was like, the guy being, you know, happy that everyone was getting kicked off. Yeah, and I don't know.

I'm not sure what people, like, what exactly people want from a country. You're like, it's one thing if you live in the UK, if you're American common to kind of the UK, it's like, what do we, like, does America need to sanction the UK? Like, is that, is that the prescription here? Well, I think their point is just they're kind of making a point of like, look, Israel's power has no bounds. But, but, I mean, again, this is pretty. Yeah, I think that, I know the point you'd be making is like. Pretty normal for the United. Getting British people riled up to pro.

British people are riled up, by the way, right now. They do these marches. and they're well attended. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the, the, they are, shit's popping off. And there's a lot of people making, like, AI videos of, like,

the British man is being awoken, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had the greatest empire of all. Like, they're kind of, they're starting to have a lot of time. Like, we were once at the greatest empire of all time. Do not let them forget who you are, it's kind of thing, right?

Yeah, you're not getting your greatest empire back. Sorry, pal. No, no, the empire's done. Yeah, the empire's done. Your best case getting an umpire. Yeah, you guys got an island now. No, no, they used, they used to have a,

an empire, now they have an umpire who judges if your tweets are. He judges if your tweets are. He's out of here. What did he say on Twitter? Yara! He's got the white wig on. No, but I feel like you're missing my strike three. You're off social media.

Yeah. They have a speech empire. Speech empire, basically. That's all you're getting. Seen better days. They've seen better days. Yeah, but I have definitely seen a lot of trying to rile up the Brits be like,

we're taking this country back. I mean, they were getting fired up with that. Kidder got stabbed. I saw them all fucking throwing bins at the police. Rubbish bins. Yeah, they were throwing rubbish bins at the police.

We're not happy. That's the extent that they're... I was thinking, though, because, like, you know that if they like really started getting crazy, like just basically doing exactly what happened. with the George Floyd stuff, like it would be deemed a race riot.

Oh, yeah, you guys, yeah. And you're like, nobody had the fucking stones to call the George Floyd stuff a race riot. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Of course. Yeah. And they're like, when the white people do it, you go, this is, I think this is a race riot.

I know. But they have, they have people, it's the same as, maybe COVID, everyone was like, you know, hyped up, wait, everyone was looking for a thing, right? Yeah, something to get out of the house. But Britain feels like that. It feels like they're, you know, they've had it up to here.

Yeah. And they can't, there's just a powder keg waiting to pop. I mean, look, this story is, like, again, this story is crazy.

And I know we said it maybe last week, but just the notion that you're like, literally, you can't carry a butter knife in the UK, legally. And then, but if you're a Sikh, you can carry,

like, an eight-inch dagger. Yeah, yeah. You know, that's just like the one exception. And I have to see people being like, we need,

our own religious things. And you go, yeah. Yeah. Lights to fire you. Yeah, nice try. Yeah, and you'll see Idris Alba doing videos where he was like, what do you think about the knife problem? He's like, well, this is pretty easy to solve.

So we make regulations that knives can't have points on them. So this and that. And everyone's just like, take a step back. Non-pointy knives. Which again. Idris Alba was saying that. Yeah, I know. And then the Sikhs are like, no.

it's like our knives have points and it's our religion and you go yeah yeah back the drawing board by the way okay so I'm going to talk about back in America this so AOC and some other people I guess mostly like Democrat people they did this speech and I want to say

you do have to hand it to women that they have pretty good PR yeah because they're basically want a couple days off right and they said it's economic violence not being able to stay home when they're on their period and they did a whole speech and they're kind of trying to get this movement going

that women should only have to work three less days than men or whatever three less days a month than men and they said it's economic violence economic violence economic violence which has been perpetrated through all all of human history

yeah yeah so and they want reparations for economic violence in the past pay but and you can't like it's one of those things you ever had I remember dating a woman once for Christmas was asked for like a $10,000 purse or something. And I was like, are you out of your mind?

And she was like, can't hate me for trying. There is something here about. Yeah, can't hate me for trying. You know what I mean? You go, if you pulled that off, it would be the greatest ruse in the history where. And by the way, certain countries that might happen. They might, you could see Canada pulling that off, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. Like one of the countries that are cocked. Yeah. I mean, you know, just the notion that all women forever have been, I've been able to manage. And all of a sudden, they've reached a breaking point. where it's economic violence. Yeah, and also the other side. There's probably three points you'd make.

One is, obviously, this would lead people to be like, you're saying that women are not capable of working three or four days a week. You'd have to be like, well, I guess I can't hire women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you're a couple days a month, they've got to call in. And then also you're kind of saying like, well, they obviously can't be in these high positions where they're not allowed to take four days.

Right, right. You go, how could a woman be the president of four days a month? It's impossible for her work. It's violence making her work. Yeah, and we're going to have to kind of rejig the gender pay gap. Right, so are we factoring in these days off now? Right, yeah, yeah, exactly. Now they make six.

Now on top of that, they make 60 cents on the dollar. Honestly, if they said this was like, even though this would be nonsense, I feel like this is a way to close the gender pay gap, even though that's fake. But if they said that, they go, yeah, we're going to work a few less, you know, work 15 less days a year or something. you go, okay. But just, yeah, just we can't work on our period. You go, a lot of women work on their period. You can't hate them for trying. No.

And they do have, if you actually break it down, women are better at PR than men. And liberal women. Conservative women are good at PR. Yeah, but you tell them that, you want them to get Marilyn Manson banned? Yeah. Or whatever, you know, you get them hired up.

Like even in, you know, a city where you go, there's too much crime. It's like you get conservative moms hyped up. It's like, you know, if you get your average citizen hyped up, that's one thing. If you get like the moms hyped up, they have better PR. They're better at... Yeah, they are better than men. Dude, women can leave their husband and write an article about how it's heroic and actually

sell it to people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's because they have the one kind of trick in their bag, which is crying. Crying helps. They're more sympathetic characters. Yeah, they are. And they can just turn on the waterworks. Like if you write, if you had a family and you're a dude and you were getting divorced,

like most people, there is almost, you have to, you have to. to go there and be like, you know, we didn't want to. There's no scenario where you could be as a guy, get anyone on your side of kind of saying like, other divorce guys. You know, I just needed to find, I needed to do, I was just going through my journey and I decided to leave the wife and kids. You know, I went to this store to get smokes. And when I was looking at that smoke, I just realized I need to be who I was.

Yeah, yeah, this isn't, I'm not living my authentic life. I knew I wasn't living my authentic life. So I had to leave for, you know. Ditch my family. You know, so there's, there's just no way a man can ever sell those things. No. And they just can't get the PR the same way, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. No, we're not doing this. By the way, if they did a march for this, I was thinking... A period march? That's an actually scary march. An economic violence march? Economic violence march. But like, you think that...

No, no, no, no. You're kind of missing what I'm saying. I'm saying the march is only women on their period. Oh. Well, even if women... Well, but... I mean, if it's a period march, you're getting all sorts of women. You're not getting just the ones who happen to be...

No, no, no. The word goes... us out that this march, the march is a 30 day, it's a every second day. So it's a 15 day march. Yeah. And you only come when you're on your period. Because you have to be menstruating. Or, or everybody who plans to attend the march meets up together so they sink up the periods. You spent some time together before. Yeah. You spent some time together before, sink them up. But can you imagine that you're in the city? Yeah. And you, you see a march coming towards you. And you go, what's that? It's the march of women on their periods. You'd say, whatever you guys

mean what is it what are more money yeah what do we got to do every dude's just there with his wallet out like what can I no every dude fucking at home fucking legs up on the ottoman just like well you wouldn't leave it would be the purge you wouldn't leave that day

yeah he wouldn't leave that day rolling kids they all have hairnets and rolling curlers well they didn't want to put their clothes on there on the period so it's just yeah the women with a hairnet they have the no it's the black woman one

the wear the shower cap yeah yeah I don't know how that ever caught on by the way to wear in public my god I literally asked my wife that the other day what is what is this my question was what does this do yeah I don't know there must be some function

no there's some function but even yeah yeah so it's so their hair doesn't get messed up or something I guess yeah I'm just I don't know how they managed to catch that one on man you have to I mean look I mean black guys have white guys just have bad PR period. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Black guys can convince you that it's reasonable fashion to wear a shower cap. I mean, black people try stuff, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They put Kool-Aid and pickles and pineapple. What? You haven't seen the Kool-Aid pineapple?

No. Oh, my God, it's like my whole fucking feed on Twitter. Kind of weird shit are you into? I can't be, you saw it. It's basically someone made like a TikTok where they put, they buy these like pickle or pineapple spears from like sam's club and then it's like in like syrup

and then they pour kool-aid in a boulead packet and a bunch of sugar and some lemon and they shake it up and they sell these things for like 20 dollar pickle cul-lade well it's no they're pineapple pineapple coolade dude there's like it's it's become like a cottage no no no but it turns it into pickle no no there's there are pickle ones as well apparently but this one they use a pickle jar no no no it's pickle start again okay okay Sorry, everyone already got it at all. One of them is pineapple spears, so like just pineapple. But they're like neon colors because they pour Kool-Aid into the pineapple with all the juice.

Okay. And then it's like souped up pineapple, basically. And they also do it with pickles. Yeah, and they also do it. And then they're like, everybody's like selling them out of the trunk of their car. And everybody's like, they're in parking lots. I need that. Yeah.

It's not as crappy. I could, I could get that as man. It's overrun my, my 4U page of just like, because, you know, there's a million, million people. It sounds somewhat up my alley if I'm being completely honest. Yeah. You know another one and this is, I don't even know how to say this properly, but I was out the other day and

it's not only a race thing, but probably mostly black guys do it. It's, you know, obviously the hairnet's funny, but the, you know, like when they wear like the people, like, women do it, women will wear like the matching sweatsuit yeah, like to the gym kind of, you know the athletic leisure wear

but it'll be like a grown guy and it'll be like 60 years old. And he's wearing, he'll have like a pattern on it. Yeah. And it'll be like a matching track suit. Yeah, yeah. They look like a, it's like what a baby would wear. Uh-huh.

Or, I mean, Italian guys are probably boiling, their blood's boiling because they were, remember the Kappa suits? Yeah, but the Kappa suits don't look like something a baby would wear. Right. Like if you think about what you would put a newborn baby in. Yeah. Like you put like a two-year-old in this like cute matching suit. Yeah.

Like if I look at baby pictures of me, I'm like wearing what like a 60-year-old black guy is. That's true. I mean, hey. there's no age limit on the attire of a six-year-old black guy. No, it's crazy. Like you'll regularly see one who dresses like a 12-year-old, totally normal. Yeah, and I'm not even saying a 12-year-old.

I'm saying a 2-year-old. A 2-year-old. Hey, man. But it is interesting, yeah. Yeah. That they were able to pull off, like, I'm dressing, like, essentially, like, a newborn baby. Yeah.

Well, that's, and, you know, and then people see that. White guys look even more, because white guys, there's obviously the white guys that do the black styles, but when you see the white dude wearing that, especially if he has like red hair, which a lot of them do. Like you see a lot of the, you know,

like a big, like kind of gangster red hair guy wearing the matching suit and you're like, you really look like a baby. Yeah, yeah. She said to her face. She let him know.

Sir! Sir! Just want to compliment you on your tracksuit and tell you you look like a baby. If you get a red hair, white gangster in matching track suit, yeah.

This looks like a child. I mean, that's the thing too, is I see that and go, I know, it's comfortable. You know, sure. Yeah, the whole matching is.

And then the Asians do. The matching, yeah. The Asians will wear pajamas. They're wearing pajamas. The Asians will wear the suits and then they'll match them with the wife. Like with the wife. You can pay me enough. Yeah, I see that sometimes where it's, you'll see like, I don't know which Asian,

maybe Korean or something. I have Korean people who live in my building and they'll regularly like walk around outside in pajamas. So it must be like some kind of cultural thing. But like they're on like dorm room time. they're just like outside the building like you know walking their dog or going for a walk but they're in pajamas and like the whole family's in pajamas of some respect the grandmother the they're all in pajamas find that to be a low character trait people walking around and the you know it's a it's the the white woman that just fucks like the biggest trash with the beat up k-swiss shoes and the

pajama pants yeah that's the that was the ultimate look the woman that would wear pajama pants Yeah, pajama pants. Just the trashiest luck. I don't think I ever got into the pajama pants. You don't remember women wearing that? Oh, of course. I mean, that was kind of grunge, wasn't it? They eventually, the woman who wears the pajama pants,

eventually graduated into the woman who smoked, and then she graduated into the woman who does glow sticks at a ray. That was the trajectory. From pajama pants to, like, her whole identity is she smokes a lot. Yeah. And then from that... Maybe a tongue ring. And then from that...

Yeah, tongue ring for sure. And then from that, A little bit of, they got red, red in the hair. Yeah. And then they turned into like a glow stick grave person. And then they turned into a cashier with a kid at 21. By 21, they're a cashier with a kid. Yeah.

That's about right. I think, I don't know if people know this, but the reason they eventually become a cashier from the kid, because if you become a cashier, then they get 20% off a pajama kids. So it's actually tactical. They know what they're doing. Tactical cashier. So now kind of dabbling into our,

spooktacular. Our fake half spooktacular. Our fake half spookacular. So in New York, Mamdani, he says one month isn't long enough to celebrate queer and trans New Yorkers. Okay. Well, but if he's saying that... He's chewing the fat on extending it. Yeah, but my only thing

is, is if he's saying that, then certainly he believes the Black History Month is too short. Right, right, right. Right. And, I mean, we only get one day from National Hot Dog Day. The whole world should just be a parade. I mean, yeah. day. Like, what's he thinking? Like, a quarter?

If every day's a parade, no days are a parade. Yeah, that's true. Like, what does he want? Like, just the whole summer? I think he's saying, like, listen, there's not my hands. Memorial Day to Labor Day. My hands are tied, but in a perfect world, you know, 30 days isn't making a dent on how much celebrating we need to do. I think they're pretty celebratory people. I don't think they're taking

the other ones off. Do you remember how much the other guy loved parades, Curtis Lewa? Oh, yeah. They were doing the mayoral debate and every question, they were like, are you going to go to this parade? He's like, probably go. And what are you going to go? And it's like, I don't know if I'll go to that one. They're like, are you going to go?

And he's like, this is why this prayer. He was like, I've never missed a parade. Like, if that guy was the mayor, 90% of his day would be parades. Just loves parades. But the reason, it's just funny that being a mayor, like, if people remember, Rob Ford, the crack smoking mayor of Toronto. And it's always a big topic of like which parades you're going to. It is funny.

It's the ribbon. It's why aren't you going to there? Because he was. Yeah, yeah. him and Doug Ford, who has flipped now actually on this, by the way. But they were like, nah, we're just going up to the fucking cottage. It's a nice weekend. We're just going to be kind of busy.

And Mondami's doing the opposite. So, yeah, some of these people got in trouble where they go, you go into the gay pride parade and he's basically like sort of a cottage weekend for me. Yeah, yeah. But now Doug Ford's like, fucking let's do this. So Doug Ford's on the pride. Doug Ford's on the pride. He switched.

Okay. So Mondami, he says he's not going to pride parade or he is going to pride parade with Bell's on. Like he's going to be the guest of honor. Israel parade, though, he's not. And that's where he's causing some trouble. I didn't think he was going to make it out to the Israel parade. That's one of those questions where they're like, so you're going to be at the Israel parade?

He goes, you fucked, bud? What are you fucked, bud? No, I'm not going to be at the Israel parade. I also thought that he was going to be a little busy the day of the Israel parade. Yeah, I don't think he was going to make it out. And he sort of did his speech, but it's like the first mayor in New York history that ever wasn't there with Bells on. So it's a whole thing right.

Yeah. I'll tell you for the Pride Parade and the Israel Parade, I think they're both gay? Yes. Yeah, it's... Both gay. They're both gay parades to me. Both gay. I mean, the parade is...

But it's, you know, it's the same thing that happens every year. Like, Pride became sort of like a black parade. And then it became like a Muslim parade. And now it's become kind of the, you know, mainly a Palestine parade, right? So Rome Pride controversy, Jewish LGBTQ group has barred for Gausel. of politics. Okay. So they're kicking out these kind of like Israel gay groups.

Okay. Yeah. I thought this is supposed to be inclusive. Well, yeah, but it's... So it's getting a little complicated. So imagine you're... So it's just funny to think that some of these bright braids, they're like, hey, where these Israeli gay guys?

And they're kicking you out and you're like, what are we kicking out? We're doing like a Gaza float. And you're just like, what's going on here? Yeah. So they're having these debacles, right? It's causing all these problems. Yeah, I mean, hey, that's, I guess they can't say they're the most inclusive group anymore. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know they had Dave Rubin did like a debating 50 people on Israel and maybe my algorithm is skewed but it seemed like everyone was just like he just like when pulled the Pierce Morgan where he just like went and just got destroyed by by 50 people by the way not the type of destroyed he'd like to get by 50 guys if you know what I'm hey he's just got ripped apart by 50 people and they kept in the fact checkers up like he'd say something they kept fact check it is a little I will say at one point the maybe I still is that a little bit but like like, there's a lot of people in that sort of, like, debating space now.

There was a time more where the Jubilee debate was, like, this guy who's, like, really good at debating, and then sort of, like, college kids who are, like, getting in the game. Yeah. Whereas now it's, like, a lot of the people in the doing the debating are, like, just almost as famous or good at debating as you. So you're, right. You are kind of, like, matched up pretty equally. And also, I don't recall Dave Rubin being this, like, amazing debater. No, that's what I'm saying.

Like, there's probably five of those people in the Jubilee. thing where you're like yeah he is actually better debating than him right so he's just like lined up and got fucking bukaki which he didn't hate this is what i want to i want to do a jubilee debate that always makes me laugh at the i was saying the do with the one where like one uh only fans girl debates 50 of uh her dad and his friends but um no i want to do uh this is what they should they should do one funny one if we pitch it and they do the debate of like and we say three minutes is actually pretty reasonable amount of time to have sex for. And they line up 50 women.

Yeah. And I debate 50 women when the female orgasms a myth, like some shit like that. It goes past three minutes. She goes, yeah, I could have been done by now. That was plenty. See how long it felt like? Yeah, it felt like forever to me.

That was, you're telling me that just flew. I feel like we know, how well do we know each other? That's a long time. We've been in a spirit debate for three minutes, which was plenty of time. Oh, anyways. Talk her out from that. And I have to do 49 more of that?

Yeah, are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah. Sting? But we should get two people. Ryan and Danny debate 50 women on three minutes is actually plenty. Yeah. I'll take the two minutes. Two minutes are actually plenty.

Or I have a guy and they, we're not going to do this one, maybe you, but they bring a guy and he goes, four inches is actually pretty long. Four inches is actually pretty reasonable in that. Pretty good? Um, less than a day into Pride Month, Mayor Zoran Mondami claimed 29 days wouldn't be enough. It would take more than a month for the contributions of queer and transgender workers. He said on X listed related examples, including the drag balls of Harlem Renaissance and drag beauty pageants. So he was basically saying, I think at this point, you should have to blow a guy in solidarity if you love Pride that much.

If you like it that much, yeah. What other thing do you get to not, you know, do your stuff? Yeah, yeah. It's like me going out there to the Muslim parade and I go, there's nothing better than the Muslim pride. the Muslim parade like I love them so much and they're like hey would you like to try some of our food and I go oh I could never yeah too spicy for this guy gross

yeah gross yeah I don't think a charitable contribution it's gonna be enough this year I've been watching so you know I like the cop shows yeah and I went back and I started law and order from the start like from the 80s I think it's 90s okay I don't think it's the 90s now it feels very old and it's crappy which I sort of like because I can put it on and see how I can actually fall asleep because it's so crappy.

Yeah. However, this isn't a good point, but I can't stop thinking about it. Jesse Lamont Martin is the actor. And he looks like a black guy that was a white guy painted black. It's so bizarre to me. Jesse Lamont. Jesse Lamont.

Oh, I remember this guy, yeah. Jesse Lamont Martin, he looks like, have you ever seen that, maybe they did that thing black like me, where guy dyed his skin black? That's what he looks like. Yeah, a little bit. He looks like a guy that's painted his face black for a role.

And I don't have anything to say more than that, but it's like, I can't get over it. But yeah, it depends on photos. Well, look at the photo. Type in law and order. Well, yeah, well, let's see. Yeah, I'll put one of them. I'll send Johnny the photo that I'm thinking to put, we can put on the screen. But it's like, anyone listening at home, look them up.

I swear to God, every time I'm watching this thing, I go, it's so bizarre. He looks like a white guy that was painted black. I've never seen anything like it in my life. The only time I've seen that is, you know, maybe like, really dark Indian. Sure. Like sometimes you'll see like a really dark Indian guy that it's just like, you're like, what is this?

Yeah. Do you see that? Did you see the photo of, uh, by the way. Also, light Indian guys look at that also saying what is this? Yeah, yeah, right. Do you see that guy, uh, he's like a New York radio guy, Sid Rosenberg and they had like some, it's like some Israel event that he was doing and he was talking and he was like purple.

Like I guess just like the, did you see it? Oh my God. Because it like the lighting or something? It was, well, he has just so dark. He has. He has. this crazy tan but then like the lighting

was bad like the way let me see if I can find it yeah yeah it's like the like this was the photo like the lighting was all fucked up I you got the screen protector on it's always impossible to see no not really but I'll take it he legitimately looks purple

I'll send the photo uh he like everybody's like Danny's got the per protector he looks like Thanos this is can you can you see this I don't know Anyways, I'll send it to Johnny, but it was just like whatever the filter was. It's like he's so tanned and then he just looks purple.

Everybody's like, who looks like this? This guy's been fucking me up, Jesse Malam, Martin, man. It's the only thing I can concentrate on. Yeah. Every time he comes into screen, I'm like, whoa! You can't do that? Hey man, things are different back then. That's probably, you're probably watching the really old one where like all the criminals are black.

Yeah. Yeah, when I was just like, yeah, that's what it is. No. Law and orders, don't forget a lawyer show. So they really fancy themselves, like, interested in having all these, like, constitutional debates. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know if they're like, I would call it PC, but at the time, they do consider

themselves, like, it's all about fairness, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. So I think in this show, I don't think it's all like that. Like, for example, the last one I just watched, it was a famous white athlete who was, you know, accused of something. Yeah. Now, you're thinking like 1940. This is 90s.

Okay. I thought a lot of orders started. But they've brainwashed Danny's mind where he thinks that in the 90s it was all black criminals. No, it wasn't. They consider themselves to be very fair on this show. Yeah, 1990 first year. But none of that matters. All I can concentrate on is this guy doing blackface on the screen.

I honestly think someone needs to look into it and look at his parents because I don't know if I'm buying it. Yeah, you're not buying it. I think he painted himself. Yeah, but that was like when probably, didn't benefit you. It was probably like before that was like some huge, which is why no one suspected it. Good point.

He's way ahead of the curve. He was so far ahead of the curve. Mayoral politics has become increasingly important. I hear about the San Francisco, Los Angeles, obviously like London mayor is very important. Like mayors have seemed like they're setting the tone more than anyone else right now these days.

Yeah. Like Spencer Pratt stuff is... Spencer Pratt stuff. Everyone's talking about it. I know. I know. Which is crazy. like, yeah, the election's in, what, five months from now?

By the way, Mayor, the Pratt. I think he might fizzle out too early. It's hard to keep this pace up. Interesting. Yeah, I do really think you're like, because he is really like, he's cooking. He's cooking, but you're like, yeah, the elections in November. Anyway, I don't, yeah, I didn't know what it was.

I didn't know. I was assumed, I assumed, I looked it up like the other day, because I assumed with the amount that I'm seeing about the L.A. Mayor stuff and Spencer Pratt, I'm like, oh, this isn't two weeks. Well, they had like a midterm or something. Yeah, yeah. I know I was talking to someone for a meeting for my stand-up special and they said, oh, yeah, I'm supposed to vote and he said I'm not doing it.

Yeah, yeah, maybe there's early voting. I don't know, but yeah, it's not until November. Hmm, yes, we'll see. But anyways, it is, I was thinking it is wild, like, that for moving forward, it does feel like social media stars and people with followings are the people who are going to win every election. I mean, we'll see. This is a game of popularity.

Well, if you know how to do social media, for sure. Like, that's not an option anymore to be like, yeah, I don't really. Not going to do that. It's like all the ones that come out of nowhere. Yeah, there's tons of them. You got to do it and be good. I still don't think Spencer Pratt's going to win, but...

The entourage guy's been getting involved. I know. A lot of different people, man. There's a lot of these, like, LA guys feel like they can come out and say it. I mean, this is the reason why I don't... I don't know. Did you watch it?

Yeah, I follow him on Instagram. Explain to the people at home what they said. Basically, it's just like, you know, Ellie's going to shit. Just the classic, like, L.A.'s going to shit kind of thing. is that all the aggrieved people I find with this specifically L.A. thing are all rich

right? It's all the rich people who seem to be complaining the most like you're like you know with the Pacific with the Palisades fires. Is it possible that you're just seeing famous people and famous people have money? Like his famous people have followings because you go potentially who's this person with three million followers to get their message across that has no money you know? Yeah. Yeah like

potentially I just think like for Spencer Pratt like being a Republican, L.A., like, that's probably a tough sell. You may be right, but he's into crystals. He's into crystals. Now, does that make you like him more or less? Is his wife forcing him into crystals? It's pretty funny what he did because he's super into crystals, right? Yeah.

And then he tries to- Such an L.A. guy thing for-L.A. guy's the guy's done so much blow on Sunset Valley. Yeah, yeah. Or whatever is it called Sunset Strip. Yeah. The amount of blow that guy's done in his life. Oh, insane amount. Just, by the way, this whole thing is like, you know, he probably lost his house.

He was with like the boys on the strip just like getting shredded, just being like, I should want him for fucking. Yeah, I sure fucking refer. Yeah, yeah. This is like the first like Coke idea that's like coming to fruition. We should take this fucking pop me over. Yeah, we should take this thing over. Yeah.

But he tried to. The thing is, is all the poorer people, they're all the ones on the dole, right? Like, it's, they're the ones who are like, yeah, we get all this free stuff. And this is awesome. We're not voting against this. Yeah, I don't think he said he's going to cut the doll, though. Yeah. but I think it's you implied implied they know the gravy train's coming to an end as

Spencer pratt's the fucking mayor and they're not putting together that the gravy train also has to come to end if everyone like the palisades fires was like yeah these were all like multi multi millionaires who were affected this isn't a yeah normal people well he did the so people it's interesting because I like I said I wasn't that I didn't know him that well but there's he's very controversial guy like where he went on call her daddy and she said it doesn't make you mad that you never be as famous as you are back in the day and then he storms off Oh, yeah. He's a known hothead guy, right?

But the crystals thing, he's trying to sell it to both sides because he's like, ladies, I'm into crystals. And then to guys, he goes, no, you don't understand. These are collectors' items. My crystal collection's actually gone up before it was right. So he's trying to sell it both ways because he's like, ladies, obviously crystals. And then people are, then there's some interviewers that are interviewing. And be like, but with this crystal business, you think that crystals have energy.

And he goes, I don't know everything has energy. It's like, you know, it's a chemical compound. But my crystal collection. It's not about that. You're thinking of crystals on the street. These are high a dollar item crystals. My collection was actually worth more. This is an investment.

He's playing, he's talking to both sides. These are like diamonds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like diamonds. And surely you agree on that. No one's confused why I have a diamond collection. You know,

let's go to my house. Let me show you them. I don't think you're getting this. Yeah, he's talking to the women. He's like, yeah, obviously we're crystal people. He's talking to the guys. He's like, chuching. Like, you know, you can't afford not to do this.

And he's going to help us. He's kind of talking about it. He's going to do it like a bouquet lay where he's like starting like a sovereign crystal fund. That's so funny. This is how we're going to balance the budget. That is the most all-a-shoot of all time. We have a, we have a,

we have a reserve of crystals. I've never met a man into crystals. That's the first one I've seen. Yeah. No, I have, hippie dudes. Hippie dudes, yeah. You never submit in your,

your grateful dead acid buddies? Yeah, there are some, yeah. Come on. Stop it. Some people who are like, yeah, they're into, what are those fucking the purple ones? no they're like it's like they crack open the thing

and then they're like Gio'd yeah fucking I wouldn't mind the Gio'd Yeah see there you go I knew it you just had to be sold it the right way Yeah And you're like no Danny this is a Grateful Dead hippie thing And you go oh well then it's time me up I guess

Yeah yeah Geodes are cool You didn't tell me that's what we do I didn't know that's what he was talking about I thought he was talking about those scam crystals Can I give a recommendation Obsession who Curry Barker I know those guys kind of decent

and the Cooper almost came to my show in Vancouver because they were filming out there. Okay. I kind of know them through content machine guys, right? Okay. But young dude made a movie for like, you know, 700 grand.

Obsession, like took over the internet. Yeah. And obviously when a guy's a filmmaker like that, they're very good at film and he's a good director and the actor was the other guy from his sketch troupe to Cooper, right? So a part of it, when they say 700 grand,

a part of it is like a little untrue because they're like well yeah it's like if I make a budget but I'm hiring me for an editor from zero you're like well an editor as good as me would be very expensive so a lot of in-kind services right yeah so but still whatever they made a movie for very cheap themselves

and they went to the Sundance festival or one of those festivals sold it to Bloom House like the black horror ones yeah and sold it for like 20 mil went to theaters already did like a hundred million. So they made a movie for...

Backrooms is 80 million. And backrooms is the second one. Yeah. But I didn't see back rooms. But the idea that a couple people made these indie movies in the last month that were both these huge hits is very... Because, you know, everyone's making the argument that like films dead and all this stuff. And I've even been saying, like, the indie movie thing seems like it's coming back.

I've been saying to you, that's why we have to do something. But yeah, it's like there's a lot of money in this country. People can raise 500 grand to make a movie, not that hard. No. And that used to be the old movie of like, the old model of giving people, maybe... not it's comedy, but now it's in horror and these other genres, but it's cool to see, and I went to see the movie and I thought it was awesome. Yeah, it was really good.

Yeah, it was just like, I'm not the biggest horror guy. Yeah, I'm not a horror guy. But it was like, the acting was, the main actor was like incredible. He was an awesome actor. The, all of the special effects were like really cool. It was like funny enough for a horror movie. Yeah. The cinematography and the directing and the shots were like really cool.

I thought the story made sense. It was kind of like a classic story. It was just like the monkey punch. you make a wish and it comes true too much, right? And I thought that, you know, a lot of times I watch those horror movies and I'm very like, oh, they like, there's all these like, well, if you said that you,

what do you mean, you just said this? Then why would they do this? I didn't feel like there was very much of that. I felt like it was all made sense within itself. Okay. Yeah, it was like they nailed it. They nailed it. It was a big thing.

It is good for movies just because it means, like if movies start actually becoming profitable, then there's going to be people who are like, yeah, yeah, we need to go find people to make movies. Yeah, I thought this was awesome Yeah, yeah So congratulations to them And it was good for movies

And they did like A awesome job And it was cool Because it wasn't like You know A lot of times you see these movies That you know Have this big

Kind of goes crazy And you're like It was almost like Manufactured You're like yeah They put all this money into it And they hired like all the right people It was kind of like

The industry's master plan And it seemed to have worked But yeah Yeah It seems like those are working less and less Great And this is some You know these two guys

That have like a TikTok channel and they make these little short videos for the internet. And I actually know with their little crew. It's like, you know, their little crew is just like they mix kind of my bodies. Started with sketches. Started with sketches. Raised a bit of money, like not a amount of money that the best of the amount of money that like we could raise without, you know, without being that insane. Made the movie.

Big hit. Took over the internet. Sick. Yeah, that's great. So yeah, yeah. Good news. Back to the sputacular. Same sex couple puzzled by fertility tax credit that doesn't cover sperm.

Now, this does raise the question. and you've mentioned this before that you said sperm is a human right. Yes. John, you've heard Danny say that. I mean, I deserve sperm. I should be all to get my bag of sperm from the government, whatever, as I please.

I don't really, you know, the notion that people are complaining that sperm's too expensive, it is about the freest thing that exists. Nothing more free. There's nothing more free. Well, these gay guys, they basically have these things where they're like,

oh, if you want to, well, eggs are really expensive, so we have these tax credits that help you get the egg, and then they kind of went to the thing and they were like, no, these are two chicks who are like, this is two chicks.

I'm just saying how the thing works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, eggs are expensive. Eggs are going to cost you, right? Sperm, though. But my point to you is they have these tax credits, like I said, where you can get.

And they just, oh, you're saying you don't get them for sperm. That's correct. That's the like issue here that they're debating. They're saying like, well, we can get the eggs for cheese, because they

they're spoiled because eggs are expensive so they're like we need to subsidize those plus that's a way to wait a little funnel money to check well they and then

they don't want they don't want guys getting enriched off of this that's true right they don't want guys to be like wait I mean look if guys are if there becomes

some economic system where you're like yeah I don't even have to work anymore and just jack off all day that is your future buddy that's where they're going

with this yeah I don't know if you can tell but like it isn't give him an inch ask take a mile thing right

where they go in and they're just like, hey, you know this thing that would have cost 80 grand? Or basically it's going to cost you like $4,000? And they're like, why does it cost $4? Yeah, why does it cost anything? We also want a day off every month for a period. It's economic balance.

But they are, they'll probably get what they want where they're going to be like, you're right, the sperm should be free. And then obviously, now Danny's going to have to quit the podcast. You get in the fucking sperm bank every day getting his fucking, Danny just shows up soaked. Sorry I was late. Just every time. Chiching.

You go, sorry I was late. No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying they say that you can get a. bag of sperm for free and then you go for lunch. I'm not saying you're making. Is it coming my beard? You come to you gay? No, I was hungry. It's free.

It's literally free, Ryan. This is Danny walking into the podcast like a fucking donut. Just like, it's what, don't you understand? It's free. I look like the one was the thing that got fucking, uh, I can't remember. I know what you're saying like the dust slime to the slime guy and a slimer? And it's that slimer. Just dripping. You look like he's got to hit by slimer.

Yeah, like acoplasma. But that is the future, and this is what I'm saying, because you're saying that, oh, what, guys are just going to make money jacking off? No, no, no, my friend, all contrary, it's going to be male handmaidens tail, where they're like all these lesbians, do you know what sperm they need? And they go, and there's way more than there's ever been before. This is the argument when they go, it's a human right, right? and they go, well, it's a human right?

You go, well, who has to pay for it? Or who has to do it, right? You go, the argument against that is people say, well, if something's a human right, and someone has to do it, so that's their labor, that's called slavery, right? Where they go, well, the government mandates you to do labor for this other guy.

That's the kind of like the argument underneath this. Now, they need sperm. So how do they get enough of it? Get ready to be in a pod, pal. Yeah, it's going to be the Jordan Peterson tweet. Remember they got goddamn milking machines? Remember he posted that like fake? AI video of the milking machines.

He goes, this is the future. That was like a fucking all-timer. That was the all-timer. Why did he fell for that? And then retweeted it being like, this is the dystopia.

They have minute milking machines. That's a thing. It's like if they're like, yeah, we have milking machines. Literally guys are going to be lined up to fucking take a spin on the milking machine. Like to think this is like dystopia. It's dystopian, but not in the way you thought. Well, you might, don't forget, though, your first couple times,

but when you're on your seventh load that night, you might be like, you might want out of the milker. Yeah, one out of the milker. And they go, whoopia, you know? No, it's like, the thing has a timed release. Yeah, you're not going anywhere, buddy. Every half hour it comes in and you go, no. It's just like a cow that just kind of hook you up.

There's nothing you can do about it. That's the future they want. So these girls say sperm is a human right. Yeah. You and, like, you don't have any guy friends. Women that want free sperm, Danny. I mean, here's the thing is you don't have any guy friends. I know.

You know what I mean? Why should they have to? What was it? Melissa Etheridge, remember? She's a lesbian and she had a kid and it was David Crosby. I will say you don't want it to be your friend because... Just the paternity kind of like... Yeah, like, imagine I got, like, you couldn't have a kid and then you had a kid.

And then the real dad is like, they're, like, they're. the whole time. It's like, that's a weird thing, I think. Yeah, I mean, getting a stranger sperm isn't hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, you know. One of you's got to take one for the team. Right. And, uh, but yeah, like, I know that uh, yeah, it was like they're, they just had their family friend, David Crosby,

because he still's the problem though. They do need to, this is how you solve this problem. You allow men to make a waiver that if you sign this waiver, you can't come back and ask for anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you say that and then and you allow transactions. actions to happen and then you're sure yeah and then you're just like on fucking you can find sperm on Craigslist for four dollars buddy you just have to come get it's yeah yeah it's again it's but that's on the high side four dollars this is gonna be if there's ever been a fucking

race to the bottom on anything if you want to see race dude they're literally just like it's gonna be like oil oil in uh in uh 20 20 where it goes negative yeah yeah yeah this is negative? You go, yeah. It's literally like 20 bucks, I'll pay you, come get my sperm. Because there's going to be some group of guys who are just like, yeah, I got off on just like handing a little jar of sperm to chicks. Sure, of course. That's like my

kink. 100%. Yeah, so this is the most solvable problem in history of the world. The couple I guess I don't even need to read the article. We got it. But only the other point

was she was also mad that they had to go hour to get the sperm. Oh, gosh. So she thinks this. Give them an inch, man. Look, there's local sperm. Well, they literally, 10 years ago, lesbians couldn't get married. Now it was like one of these things where they're like, so you get a free egg,

we pay for the whole thing for your kid, and they're just like, why do I have to go get the sperm? Why do I have to pick it up? You have a much gas cost right now? I have to drive to get the sperm? You can't win with these people. You can't win with these people. Why do I have to raise the baby? Just a couple quick ones on the Pride Month

that people getting in controversy. NFL's main social media accounts remain silent on Pride Month. Oh, interesting. I didn't notice that. So the people have noticed... MLB and NHL obviously went pretty hard. Oh, yeah. That's interesting.

Yeah. I mean, Goodell is... I think he's a Trump guy. I don't know if that's for sure, but that is interesting. Some people have been noting that there's, hey, look at these corporations that decided to skip it this year. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

They're just crossing their fingers. 11 NFL teams did not yet show their support for Pride Month this year. The Cowboys. You know what's the problem? Atta boys. Atta boys. But you know what the thing is? So the whole reason that everyone had to promote everything, right?

Was because you'd get in trouble if they're not, right? Yes. So one mistake these people are making is it's kind of like you come for the king, you better not miss. If you come for all these teams with your articles and nothing comes of it. Yeah. That's it where they go... Yeah, you lost it. Because the whole thing is they go,

what if we don't tweet, like we might get, you know, like a whole shitstorm negative media. If you don't do it, and then they go, a couple articles come out, no one cares, you go, you kind of blew your hand

where now everyone, the cat's out of the bag, you're like, yeah, I don't know, then a couple of these fucking places write an article and no one gives a shit. Right.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, some of the teams obviously do it because they, you know, I'm sure the Maple Leafs. They have kind of like lib or whatever. Yeah, they want to do that stuff.

But, But yeah, I guess I guess what's the penalty? The penalty is you get a couple articles written about you basically. But it's like, unless it's an NFL policy where you're like, hey, we're fining you as a team. And then, you know. Well, six or seven years ago, I feel like that. Both New York teams, by the way, didn't do it.

Yeah. It used to be kind of a high penalty for not, you know, doing everything. Now it seems like it's, I mean, they probably were like, what percentage of our fan base is gay? Because it's like tiny. Very small. It's like for the NFL. I think we're good. Now, here's the other way.

And don't worry, also, because the commercials during your games are full of HIV ads. So. There you go. Yeah. Something for everybody. Imagine the commissioner came out and said that. We have tons of issues. Yeah, it's like one of our biggest advertisers.

Literally, HIV ads constantly. The government of, oh, no, that was, this one's before, had a couple, uh, okay, so, a rep Randy Ogles made a social media tweet post on. Tuesday saying homosexuality has no place in America. Then he deleted it after drawing criticism from at least one fellow house Republican. So this is definitely a case of a guy fucking just seven beers deep. The NFL's not doing pride? All right.

This is a dude fucking, he just took back a case, you know? Yeah. And then he was at the barbecue with some of his boys. They go, you're not going to do it. And he tweets. He goes, fucking came home. And then he woke up. the morning sobered up and he fucking took that one right down yeah yeah that was uh not a great idea

by ogles randy ogles he yeah he he thought he could go he went a little he thought it was he goes the out of feld didn't we yeah we're we can go full back and you go oh slow down there pal you put in the car before the horse a little too much yeah that was uh i arrived andy ogles where was he from tennessee fifth district he's the only tennessee It's a girl from day. Oh, I think that's from our Patreon. Sorry. Well, yeah, well.

Patreon.com slash the boys guys. We went through. There's this. Homosexual is no place. There's this guy that makes the worst country songs. That's what you did. That was the second one. That was, he was trying to do like an anti-pride because it's Pride Month.

But his first one was worse. Yeah. Well, no, this is the whole thing. It's a homosexuality has no place in America. Happy nuclear family month. And then he sobered up and took that right down. Yeah, it's not great. Not great.

Government of Israel's in a little bit of hot water. Yeah, Gaze for Trump didn't even like the tweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gays for Trump were like, what do we do? Yeah, what the hell?

It's like, we don't even like the pride stuff. Let us live. Let us live. The government of Israel promoted a pride event and the right flipped out. So evangelicals couldn't believe Israel would boost an event

taking place on a site associated with Sodom and Gomorrah. So, well, on the news. Well, because Netanyahu, like he always does the meme where he's like,

gays for Palestine more like chickens for Gaza He's doing like a Rob Snyder routine But he basically He He's like a lot of times It feels like they don't understand like The culture of the changing dynamics

Of like other countries Because Netanyahu always make that He'll be talking to like right wing people On a lot of times And still be like You can't even be gay over there And they're like they're not like about that You know what I mean?

Right It's like he thinks everyone's gayer than they are or something Yeah yeah yeah And he thinks people even care about that. Yeah, we don't care. Yeah, yeah. But he always is saying that. So he's always kind of like going over the top with pride because he thinks that's popular in the West.

Right. This is my synopsis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just thinks that's his big checkmate. He goes, oh, you'll have Palestine so much. They'll kill you. Yeah, yeah, he thinks it's his, that's a good way put it. He'll also kill us.

He thinks it's like a huge checkmate to be like they're not, look at, you can't even do a pisspool over there. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. No piss pools in Palestine. Do you think Palestine pisspool has been closed until further notice. He's basically tweeting, yeah, you'd be killed in Palestine for doing this. And, you know, a lot of the bases, like, yeah, we don't love the pisspool either, right? They're like, the crossover of people that, like, super support Netanyahu and the people who super support the pisspool isn't high.

No, it's small. It's small. Now, this is a big article that went viral this week. And it said, men named Chris or talking animals are more likely to be the star of the film than older women. Oh. And this is always a conversation. This is from a complaint from an older woman. And this has been bubbling up.

I've started seeing little of them and not enough that I paid attention or took any of the articles. This week there was 40 articles. The old woman lobby is like really going strong to like, okay. And by the way, the fat people you had your time, the gay people had your time. This is the moment for the old women to get our thing. And I'd like to say, I don't think there's like a shortage of old women. women in movies. It's just like, they're like, oh, there's not enough.

Protagonists. Well, no, it's not even that. It's like there's not enough, like, big box office movies. And you're like, well, that's the market. They don't think it is. Yeah, yeah. But you're like, the problem here is that the market doesn't want that. Well, they're saying more likely to star in the movie.

So they're not just saying box office. Yeah, yeah. But I'm sure there's plenty of movies where you go, yeah, that movie came out and did fucking a million dollars, like, or whatever. It just, like, wasn't a big hit. You know, I, at first I actually was thinking more that point because I do agree with you.

Like yeah I understand like yeah Big Marvel universe movie doesn't have some fucking old bag But then don't forget they had a thing where they go We decided everything's gonna be gay Or we decided everything we're gonna replace all this with this So the idea that like there is an engineering going on Hollywood Is kind of like over Like we do you know that if you don't see a lot of something

They have engineered what you see Yeah So I do think it's like an unfair point to just say that's the market because we do know that there is engineering going on in Hollywood movies. Old bags are just like, we want a taste. We want it, yeah, I think that's kind of

We want our turn. We want our taste and turn. Okay, that's fair. Right, so that was, and I originally thought that too and then I kind of was like, no, that's not really fair. So, but what is fair is you can say, we'll go make them. Because there's a lot of old women with there's a lot of, the bag,

There's no shortage of bags with money No But the bags But the bags Money bags I mean that's like The bag lobby doesn't The bag lobby, yeah

I mean they love a They don't like spending their money The bag lobby is spending their money On this other stuff The bag lobby could easily Find a bunch of movies Like does Nicole Kidman count as this? Do she?

Yeah, how old do you have to be To be considered bad? Like Nicole Kimman 58 She's in tons of shit. And by the way, there's more now. Because they're probably saying like over 70, you know? No, this is Emma Thompson, who was like, you know, she... Because a lot of the women in Hollywood are like 57 now, like,

Jennifer Aniston's like getting up there. She still looks young enough. Emma Thompson's 67. The difference is she probably, she, from the looks, she didn't do all the stuff to her face. Whereas Nicole Kimman looks like her face has been sandblasted. Oh, yeah. Right? So Nicole Kidman's like, yeah, I'm acting. She's a roller coaster look. Yeah, she's actively working to, yeah, she's like fucking mock five face. Yeah. And she's actively looking.

Spaceship with no windshield. Gravatron face. Yeah, so she's actively trying to look younger, whereas this one's like, no, I want to just kind of look older. The dudes are doing that, dude. John Travolta got a full on new face. Yeah. Like, you're telling me Meryl Streep's not still making movies? But I think they put her in the secondary role.

So you could, they said, among the- Star of the Devil Wears Prada too. Among the 100 highest grossing films for 2023, 24 and 25, six films featured someone, I'm going to back it up a bit because they're making both points, but now they're making the point that you are right about. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

They're saying the box office is grossing. Because back to what you're saying, yeah, like highest grossing films, you're like, yeah, all those socially engineered films mostly bombed. Yeah, so they were making both those points, but on this point you are 100% right. They go, highest grossing films, you go, if they're making them with the girls in them,

and people aren't watching them, but you know, whose fault is that? Yeah, we can't do anything about that. It's just people don't like it. You know, and by the way, sorry they want to see

Sidney, more than your fucking old face. Well, there's also, you could, you could, you can make different arguments too, right? So, for example, women generally make rom-coms

and stuff like that. That's the, yeah, and then they go, that age is worse than action movie, for example. You know what I mean?

Or the type of movies women make don't work as good with a 70-year, year old lead. Yes. Right. Like if you're, if you're,

women are watching all these rom-coms, because obviously if you're looking for the bag demographic, that's going to be the, that's going to be women mostly, right? Uh-huh. So then women don't want to watch it because they want to watch the rom-com with the younger people, whereas the dude can be like the action guy

that's coming back for one last job. Now, you cannot have a 70-year-old woman. And Liam Neeson, it's still ridiculous. Tom Cruise is still ridiculous. But we're willing to buy it with a guy. You can't have 70-year-old. woman comes back for one last job and she's beating up Marines and stuff. Yeah.

There's no fucking life. I mean look they did I just I just pulled this up remember that movie is from three years ago 80 for Brady Remember 80 for Brady? It was a bunch of it's Sally Field Rita Moreno Jane Fonda Lily Tomlin and it's a bunch of like old women who I guess are trying to find

Tom Brady or something I think I remember that yeah the video the preview had them in a car doing the Vegas. Right, and they're all old. And 28 million budget, 40 million gross, but that also means 28 million likely for advertising,

so it lost money. I'm going to tell you another thing that, you know, I don't even know where to start because there's so many points. Women, the audience for television is very old, and they dominate. Yeah, yeah. Old women have a place in TV.

It's like, okay, you're not a movie star anymore, you're in TV now. And you were lucky you were ever a movie star. Well, Emma Thompson was like in the 90s, yeah, she was the one who's spearheading this thing. Yeah, she was a big actress. And you're like, just go do TV. It's, I mean, it's arguably better now. They're trying to say fats are out, olds are in.

But I'm saying they tried the olds are in. They tested Olds or in three years ago. Yeah, but also people didn't like the fat movies. Like all the things they've been testing didn't actually work. I mean, Nottie Professor did pretty good. Exactly. I forget about the Nottie Professor. It's just how you do it.

but yeah anyways it's a black people do love fat movies but they have to be a guy in a suit it can't be they don't like it to be natty no no no no natty that is true that you have to be in a suit the black community will rally around a fat movie but it can't be natty you have to know that there's like a skinny

martin lawrence under there precious Medea again that's just all the same not natty not natty that's what I'm saying precious is the only naughty Precious is the one. Yeah, precious is the one.

And she hasn't worked since. She had one Natty, yeah. I think, no, she had a few things. She was in Tower Heist. She was in Tower Heist. Was she the tower? Come on. Classic.

She's playing the van. So the bag lobby is not happy. But I think the bag lobby is not factoring in a lot of things. Like here's for example I remember okay rappers are always making the same it's not just old women in the rap community

you will always see these 50 year old rappers going on and on about how people don't like music from old rappers like you hit 40 and you're out of the industry kind of thing right and you're like yeah but there's reasons for all these things like for rappers for example

okay who's your audience also people that were like older and you go people that are old are like the same music they liked when they were fucking 20. Right. And they probably don't like to go to concerts as much. 10. Well, they do, but they like to go to the bands that

they actually do like to go to concerts because they nostalgia concerts go crazy. Yeah, yeah. But like what people don't like to, most people over 30 aren't finding new bands. Right. Yeah. Unless that's really your stick. It's just what it is. Yeah. That is, it's true. It's just like unless you're like, yeah, I'm the new music guy.

No, you have, you can't, you know, it's like, oh, when you're young, it takes up a big part of your life being into music and then you just don't have that time anymore yeah and then you already you're like i already have my thing i like you know that's most people right so then when but they so if you're into 50 cent and you liked all his classic albums you don't want to hear his new album even if it's your favorite band i mean anybody knows going to see a musician you like like from you know you liked them 20 years ago and they play the new shit stop it damn it's not what we're here for nobody's here for this

appreciate you making some new stuff nobody wants it yeah so and the same thing i remember when I was like doing music I remember when you were like 26 you were like old yeah yeah for sure and you're and you kind of like well why it's like because the people that paid most attention to music are very young

yeah they're very young you're making like most of these bands their audiences were teenagers right you know what I mean so it's like oh that happens so in this if you're making rom-coms your audience is you know women who are like 30 to 45

and if your audience is women who are 30 to 45 they don't want the love interest to be a 70-year-old man. No. So because they don't want a 70-year-old man, they also don't have a 70-year-old woman. Right. And every now and then they try it going the other way

where they go, well, no, we'll have the 40-year-old guy with the 70-year-old woman, and everyone's like, ugh. Yeah, yeah. Sure, let's see how that new Sasha Baron Cohen movie's doing. I guess we'll never find out because it's on Netflix, but it looks like garbage. And women tried to do the like, I'm a slut movies.

Uh-huh. And it's a little unsettling the I'm a slut movie and the slut's grandma. Right. That too. Yeah, like that's niche. You could maybe, that's not a genre. Yeah, you got to have one of those, but, you know, if you want a bunch of old chicks, it's like, yeah, you have like the Joy Luck Club or some shit. Also, I will say the probably women in their crime, like if you take hot Hollywood actress, I think 70-year-old bag loses a bit of her power to convince a writer and a director to make a movie for her.

Right. Also, it's like there's a reason why they call it your prime. You don't get to stay in it forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, yeah, there's a fucking... But their argument is guys do, and you go, yeah, but they weren't playing like a young hot guy. No, yeah.

They were playing a grizzled veteran. Correct. And they go, why can't we play a grizzled veteran? You go, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Correct. Because that's not a real thing in real life where you have some...

There is a guy at a bar who's 70 years old who actually has old men strength and he's going to kick the shit out. Yeah, he's going to kick the shit out of. There isn't a woman that's more believe of people. Right.

Like the Liam Nees and stuff as you go, that's just, it's believable. Because it exists a little bit in real life, not on that extent, but it exists a little bit

where there's a guy that's like 70 years old, you're like, no, don't mess with that guy. He actually is fucking a bad man. Yeah, yeah, that's a bad man.

He's a bad man. Bombaclatte. Anyways, and what is she proposing, though? Like, does she want the government to intervene? It's not just her.

It's a lobby, man. There's a bunch of them. Yeah. They want the government to, like, is that what they're, because this isn't, I'll tell you what they might want is the Oscars to make another category,

because the Oscars gives you a list of you need a lot of brown people, you need some, you need some, so this is like an anti-ageism thing. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. That's the group, right? Yeah, yeah, the anti-ageism group, yeah. Well, the anti-foughtiesm group, yeah. A polling from anti-ageism campaign

reveals an appetite amongst the British public for more films led by older females. Yeah, they don't, though. The Old Bag Association did a poll among the members of the Old Bag Association. Right. But they don't, though. No, of course they don't. Also, she's, Emma Thomas is, Thompson's 67. Like, you should be retired.

Like what, you get to work for your whole life? They don't talk about this enough. Great point. Yeah, you should be retired. It's over. This is the 70-year-old woman at Google being like, give someone else the job, move out of your house with eight rooms. You know?

Yeah, yeah. You're like, I want to be able to make fucking, I want to keep working in some 20-year-old doesn't get a job because I want to keep it. And you're like, no. It's the best argument that's been made here. It's not how it works. You should be retired. Selfish. Anything you get.

Give them a chance. Yeah, anything you get, you should be thankful. You've made 85 movies and you're like 90 and instead of making a movie with one of the news stars, you go, it should be me again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Self, you're right.

It's selfish. And she is doing TV, but yeah, her, you know, her, she's not, her IMDB is not like cooking as of recent. I've renamed them from the old bag lobby to the selfish. lobby. Yeah. Do you see when Trump says, uh, he did a video and he goes, people call him Democrat, Democrats. I think they should be called Democrats. And they're just like, buddy. Got him. He's not, I think he's lost the touch. I mean, she has a hundred and one IMDB credits. It's like, it's not like she needs a hundred and two at the expense of the new actors. It's not like she hasn't been in time. You got enough money, okay? Give someone else a turn. Yeah. And it's like,

you know, she's in, she has two things, 2025. Uh, one of them is a music video where she's the narrator for, so not great. But, uh, uh, residuals from love actually. of course love actually residuals she's doing fine she just is like you know and I guess there is something where she's like yeah

I was like this in demand actress and now nobody's answering the phone and you're going to go yeah and also if the guy if the woman's going to be 70 yeah well then the male love interest has to be 300 I guess it's going to be no spheratu

I don't know what you want you don't just get to work forever the old bag lobby has money though so it's like so then make a fund and say, hey, we're putting fucking, we raised $100 million and we're gonna have, we're make 10 old bag pictures and you can apply for this money for old bag

pictures. Or, or, old bag studios. Just like we just were saying earlier, like go, you know, if Emma Thompson is such a draw right now and all you have you, all your old bag,

uh, actress friends, go make a movie. You have so much star power. Written by an old bag, directed by a different old bag. Just go. Go make it.

If it's so good. And the logo, the logo for, you know, that they have Paramount and Lionsgate and it's the Lionie Roars. There's it just like, it's an empty street and then like a bag.

Yeah, yeah, like a beautiful, what is it? American Beauty. Yeah, let's see it's the bag. You see a bag sort of like. Yeah.

I mean, again, I get being 67 and you're like, yeah, I don't want to make stuff. I don't want to do anything. I just want to show up. an act. Yeah.

It's over. Yeah. Yeah. The old bag lobby. Written by an old bag. Starring three old bags. You might remember them, but you don't remember, know what you remember them from. They also look different now anyway.

That's the other thing because they're like, I'm famous. Don't you remember my face? You're not really. Not really. You changed it. Yeah. It's not. Okay.

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