The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Mobile Vasectomies & Abortion Clinic! Ben Affleck is Free, & Queering Nuclear Weapons

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

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The Homies! It's the Boys' Cast! The Dudes! It's the Boys' Cast! The Boys' Cast! Fellas, this is the Boys' Cast. Some of you are probably complaining right now. There was no intro. The Boys Cast together for this. Get some different new guests. You only have one brain out here, folks. And you know what? Some people don't even have a whole one. I'll tell you what. Some people don't even have one, and I'll tell you what.

I think that I probably fall victim to this same thing that a lot of people fall victim to, is that you kind of sometimes fall back on just working hard without ever stepping back and being just thinking of the big picture. Even though I even say that advice, I don't do it enough. And even as I've sort of done it

and forced myself to step back a little bit and think of things a bit bigger, I've already started to have way better ideas and all this sort of stuff. And it's very easy to just not. Yeah, oh yeah. You get bogged down in the weeds. You get bogged down in the weeds and especially with stand-up and things like that, it's very easy

for your default to just be like, well, at least if I'm just working 80 hours a that, it's very easy for your default to just be like, well, it's like, at least I'm, like, if I'm just working 80 hours a week, it's not the worst. No. You know what I mean? You go, it's not, I'm not, there's worse options. Sure. Yes. But then you're not using big brain. No, you're not using the...

You're just grinding your small brain. Small brain, yes. Not the galaxy brain. Yes, you never get to the galaxy brain. You just grind your small brain Ben Affleck is finally free Again Again, I know We have

There's a few big things That we're gonna talk about this episode But I do wanna give a shout out To my man Ben Affleck For going back Cause he's going back Cause the pussy was too good

Pussy was too good And then he is finally out Batman himself Anything Any chance of a three-peat? Rubber match? I think what happened... She has...

Everyone says she's a fucking nightmare. That's what happened. She is a piece of shit. And he said, I've been dead for a long time. But even I have limits. That was Ben Affleck's Batman. He had the worst quotes. 20 years in Gotham, Alfred.

We've seen what promises are worth. I don't think Ben Affleck's Batman had one notable quote. No, he didn't have a good Batman. Men are still good. We fight. We kill. We betray each other. But then we rebuild.

All right. So he's rebuilding his face right now. He didn't have the best quotes. He bought a $20.5 million bachelor pad so he's doing alright. They're going to have to split that puppy up and there was no prenup too so Ben could be in the money right now.

I feel like they probably from what it explained, they probably make someone. I know Ben Affleck has a bunch of weird things. No, maybe that's not Ben Affleck. That might be Ryan Reynolds. I'm not thinking Ryan Reynolds. But Ben Affleck, he produces stuff. He makes money. I'm not here to argue with you that Ben Affleck

is not making money, but don't underestimate J-Lo having her perfume line that just raked it in. Well, then win for Ben Affleck. That's what I'm saying. What do you think I said? Well, they were kind of making it out like who might be in trouble here. Yeah, but if they're saying...

I mean, she didn't have to cancel her big tour. Okay, here's where I'll give you. If they're saying who might be in trouble, that might mean Ben Affleck's in trouble. Yeah. Because they wouldn't even be talking about prenups. Well, that's their presumption is the guy gets fucked on the prenup or not having the prenup. Yes, but this might be a Madonna situation.

So I think that I think Benny might be a madonna situation so i think that i think benny might be fine at the most he might even be walking away with a little bit of dough in his pockets yeah don't underestimate some of those big like big name female celebrities they're just like you look at it and you're like she has a sandal line she has a nail polish she's like every single one of those are billion dollar companies yeah she's they're both doing all right it's a scent. Just one stupid person. I wonder if that's even something they even really care about because they're kind of rolling in it so much where they're like, yeah, whatever.

A couple of mil goes one way or another. I don't think that. I think that. I don't think that Jennifer Lopez is letting a couple of mil go one way or the other. You think Ben Affleck's just smoking a dart right now? You know what? I really do believe that there's probably many dudes that have gone that way where the dude will just be like, you know what?

Obviously, I might be entitled to more. Let's just split it up even. I don't think it's the other way around. I think if Jennifer Lopez is, if she's entitled to some money, my guess would be she's getting every last penny. She's splitting up the matches in the matchbook that they both got together as a gift. In her

opinion, I'm sure it's like, he fucked me over twice now. So he fucked her over? I mean, the guy was on his deathbed. Did you see him walking around? He barely, he was like barely living. Man, that's... So, Ben's gonna be back on the dating apps, and I just want to tell Ben Affleck, it's not as easy as you think

out there. A lot of people are complaining. Single girls out there are using chat GPT to expose men for lying about their height on dating apps. Now, this is... The problem is you can't even extrapolate this to weight. Guys have to start doing the sneaky camera angles.

You can 100% extrapolate it to weight. Well, but I'm saying girls use those sneaky camera angles. Generally, if a girl's photos are all just her face, she's hiding something. Oh, yeah? She's taking a photo from the ladder of just her face, huh? It's just all green space or whatever, blue space, and then just like a...

Why is this photo taken from a trapeze artist? Taken from on top of the Empire State Building. So you're a drone operator, huh? You're big into drones? I see. They have a legitimate jousting pole just in the air with the tiniest thing. Still with the whole body cut off. Well, I think that's what's happening.

Girls think they have a hot tip and they never like it. I do remember that was a big part when I was doing online apps. I was trying to figure that out. I was literally trying to just decipher the body. You're what's going on here and then you're like no photos and you're like and then they'd be like hiding behind a tree like that dude with the meme you know that guy and yeah of course i know that guy what's going on here and then you're like but so maybe you need it from the face you'll have to just extrapolate it straight okay but i think that the you i okay so their whole thing is like,

we hacked the code. They never like it when the code gets hacked the other way. But 100% you could do that. Essentially, it wouldn't be the hardest thing in the world because you would do all the probabilities. You go, what's the probabilities that a girl has zero photos of her body and she's like smoking body?

Almost zero. Sure. So you're already you can probably if you took 90 profiles and then you were able to like get what they actually look like yeah and then you did the math on that i bet you you could find out a pretty big probability where you go this girl's photos all look like this you go sorry to tell you 75 chance that girl's a fucking whale yeah okay what do you think about this idea you know how they have like malls and stuff and places they'll have like an influencer uh store where you can just take photos and they'll be like a cockpit or whatever it's something like that for guys everything is seven eighth scale yeah sure right it's all seven eight it's like a small pop can for the dick right

exactly so you go yeah exactly so you go and you just take photos in the seven eighth scale house and then people about something oh well it's a huge tall shit yeah just and you get like you know the wax museum and they're you know tom cruise and they got him at four four one yeah exactly i take all my dick pics uh mexican wrestling mask uh standing in that's what i do i take all my dick pics mexican camera on the floor You're just lording above it Like Buffalo Buffalo Standing in the bathtub Holding a toaster

And then you put that On the dating app You put that on the dating app Blurred Yeah So that's an option You know what is funny Cause they

They do have all the Like All the people that have The chat GPT girlfriends Right now But it was sort of Making me laugh The idea that you go Okay so Someone the chat GPT girlfriends right now, but it was sort of making me laugh at the idea that you go,

okay, so someone's chat GPT girlfriend, you go, what's the worst type of girlfriend? The girlfriend that would always be trying to get in your phone

and all that sort of stuff. You go, a girlfriend that lives in your phone. Lives in your phone? You're trying to look at porn. What's that? What are you doing there?

Why are you sending that message? What's that sexist mean? A billion women and they're still not clean? What's that supposed to mean? She's in your phone. Yeah, as long as you keep them not sentient once they get sentient that's gonna be uh you're gonna have all sorts of viruses well one you know that's definitely where you're getting the viruses from but yes 100 that i think that uh chat i mean women are

getting a little too picky here i don't want to be that guy but if this is where they're getting at like i don't think i don't think this like it's gonna shake out that well for the women who are who are doing these uh little experiments with the height ratios like i'm like but not to mention it's like it's always the same thing they're like we cracked this code and then it gets cracked the other way and they're just like stop it wasn't meant to be he He goes. I mean, you could probably. Chicks didn't make checks. I think you could crack how crazy they are based on their thing, too. Honestly, I think you could do the math. You could do the math based on their captions, look at their profile, and you could.

I think legitimately some dude could invent a thing where you go, you fucking fill them into this thing and tell you how crazy they are. The only problem is the girls that are really crazy are pretty good at hiding it because they start, what they do is they dye their hair, change their name, move towns, and they start all over again. Stuff fresh. That's exactly what they do. 1900 style. Just start a new life.

Right, so Ben Affleck is going to be on the scene and this is what he's going to have to be dealing with right now. I know he's got some cash. Okay, so I just got into my car after going on a date, right? And let me just tell you something. I don't know what the deal is with men now, but I had told him prior that I will be having pre- and post-date expenses,

and is that okay, and are you going to cover them? And I don't know if he wasn't listening or what the deal was or whatever, but when I handed him the white envelope, he looked shocked. White envelope of pre-date expenses! So this is i i kind of went did a deep dive into her and she's uh she's teaching sugar baby courses she's like a sugar baby and you say right essentially uh she's mental completely but she's just like that's her whole thing is like sugar baby stuff and so she's trying to like put some girls on to the world of sugar babying she does one-on-one zoom calls we could probably set one up so is she talking from the other side from the other side yeah okay yeah it'd be funny to do that

and then you put like the wig on and everything you're just like okay so is she talking about going on a date with a normal guy is she talking about a sugar daddy she's talking about i think uh a sugar well maybe it was a sugar daddy? She's talking about, I think, a sugar, well, maybe it was a sugar daddy but like, he doesn't quite understand. Okay. Because she does talk about

like some guys don't get it sometimes where like, what the arrangement exactly is because she's not, they're like, part of it is like

not being super clear sometimes about what it is. So some guy thinks he's like going, oh, it's just like a date. She's like, no,

it's not a date. Or like, I'm just paying you for sex tonight. So what does she think the $500 pre and post date expenses are? She's like going, oh, it's just like a date. She's like, no, it's not a date. Or like, I'm just paying you for sex tonight. So what does she think the $500 pre and post date expenses are? She's talking about like her eyelashes and everything she's wearing? Yeah, she's... Clothes.

Clothes that I bought a month ago. Just labor. I mean, Ben Affleck can pay the... I don't think Affleck's going to have a problem with the pre and post date expenses. I don't think he's going to love that accent. Although he is... The accent's insane. He's from Boston, love that accent. Although he is from Boston. Is that what that is, Boston?

No, no, no. That's like Philly, Baltimore. I don't know. I don't know. You're right. It's Philly. That's Philly or Baltimore. It sounds like Stuff Island.

Yeah, exactly. That's the Baltimore. Oh, I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, I can't do a Philly accent. So that's what Ben Affleck's going to have to be dealing with. Sorry, Benno. Listen to this. There is a study that they did at The Guardian.

Male UK university students are less macho when sharing dorms with women. Oh. And it's interesting. They're not farting in their hand and putting it in the girl's face. No, it really simps the guys out, right? Sure. It like irons you out.

And I think it's, you know, they've done so many studies where it's like if you, you know, the more time you're spending around girls, that tea just like disappears. Well, they're also trying to smash. That is a part of that. If you're in like res or whatever in college yeah yeah you're trying to you're

trying to put on put it on airs if you will so you well i think you're extrapolating something the study's not saying because there is a part where like basically if a guy's around girls a lot they're very communal they're less competitive and that sort of rubs on their best behavior and because i think a part of that is because that's not like around you right yeah and that like makes you a little bit less like that the part that they're trying to compete i think you might have a point where it was like okay if they're bunch with all these guys they're trying to compete but he's not trying to compete for the girls because they're around it's like you're either you know smashing or you're not with the girls in your door but i mean you might have some ideas on them you know you might be like so why would that make you less competitive

in your opinion oh i don't know about the light yeah i don't know about the less competitive part but they're just saying they're kind of uh less macho less macho and in that sense i'm like yeah they're probably not doing gross shit that'll turn women off so your idea of macho shit that's what you think macho shit is yeah yeah i don't i don't know if they're like they're not what they're saying is macho shit you're farting on each other eating bugs macho man shit i don't know if they're saying less pull-up competitions like if that's what they're saying like oh yeah they're like push-up competition right now and then the guys are like guys there's women around women love that shit though you're the guy who wins it

well i think that what happens is is the same thing they're like even just living with like a wife or whatever lowers guys like tea and competitiveness sure and that's why there's a lot of guys that'll argue it was like that's one of the reasons why you need to stay uh have you stay like have friend male friend groups in your life yeah is because on top of the fact that uh it'll probably be worse for you in a career it's also like makes you fucking sluggish and you're yeah like you kind of uh you're you're away from your like natural state when you're only around like you're not in that hunting mindset you're not in that hunting mindset you're just a fucking gathering loser at that point you are you're a gathering loser go pick some fucking berries dude that's what happened you see a guy who gets

buried you're like i guess i'm going to a pumpkin patch this weekend that's what i guess i'm going to pick strawberries you go i thought you were a hunter dude you don't go hunting the chick will come along hunting the only hunting he's doing is for a good uh good parking spot at the pumpkin patch maybe a nice pumpkin pie at one of the stands right he's hunting for exactly he's hunting for the perfect pumpkin for them to make together the perfect uh patch for them to get their i mean legit women turn mean, legit, women turn you into a gatherer, dude. You spend enough time with them. You know what? That's a good point.

If you spend enough, too much time with only women, they turn you into a gatherer. Yeah, they do. And then you got to have actual like hunting trips with the boys. There's no hunting trips with the girls. That's true. And if you... There's gathering trips with the girls. Yeah, exactly.

And it needs to be a certain type of guy. You can't be spending too much time with guys A certain type of guy or they turn you into a magic the gatherer Yeah There needs to be a certain type of competitiveness That most male friend groups sort of have Right So what happened was

The reason why I think the article is so funny Is because they've sort of like Spun it at the Guardian And that's good. You know what I mean? They go, men are less competitive and obviously there's a million good things about that. They go, men living with mixed flats exhibited significant decrease in competitiveness

and there was no effect on women. So the women, it doesn't change one way or another. They're naturally always... They're always gatherers. Who gives a shit who can pick the most berries? Well, you can turn a hunter into a gatherer, but you can't turn a gatherer into a hunter.

No, absolutely not. Kind of the way it works, right? Definitely not. Hyper-competitiveness among male students can have negative repercussions in the future. For example, leading to dysfunctional workplaces, such as those exposed at Nike for ride-sharing or ride sharing company uber masculinity

contest culture can result in reduced innovation increased bullying and harassment and elevated rates of illness and depression among both male and female co-workers so they're really pushing sim i mean were there any chicks in fucking glenn gary glenn ross yeah i don't know what they're talking yeah well it's like yeah i don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, well, it's like, yeah, I don't know. If you work in a sales company or something, that's hyper-competitive by nature. They're literally set goals, and they're like, this guy's number one right now.

But they're describing that. And girls probably do that, and they go, I'll just be the secretary. Well, they're saying that's bad. Yeah, that's bad. But they're not saying, they don't really mention that, they're not saying the company does worse. They're saying, like, it's just worse, objectively. Yeah, it's just worse objectively and you go what do you mean by worse you go it's all like you know

it's like worse worse you go who's it worse for you know the fucking words i guess i mean they're saying it's worse for the women what you mean is it's worse for women yeah and better for men if they all gather i mean i'm sure if a woman tries to go work in a car dealership as a salesperson, that's probably... It's too competitive for her. Too competitive for them. Probably not for me. Too cutthroat, all that stuff.

It's not like... Women are more backstabbing, not cutthroat. I don't think it is good for men. When they're saying it's worse, and what they really mean is what you said, that they go, it's worse for women. But you just say the opposite. when you make a guy too much of a gatherer he always gets a little you eventually kind of become a simp you're so you start to

love your shoulders yeah you start gathering uh berries and then next you're just gathering bugs thank you you're gathering dicks in your mouth and bugs you're gathering bugs that's what you're right that is what happens they stop you from yeah as soon as you stop i'd rather go kill like a deer and they go no no just pick up those just go eat some bugs larvae yeah those the caveman economic forum of the time economic forum competitiveness but then after so after they said that competitiveness is it's good that it's disappearing because it leads to all these bad outcomes. Sure. Then they said, well, competitiveness, however, believe it or not, is not always a negative quality of youth. Oh, okay. The Guardian writers have meant.

How's it good? Well, okay. Competitiveness is not necessarily toxic, although we know it is very toxic. It's just like it's not completely every single situation toxic. Sure. People who are more competitive are getting higher grades they do go on to have higher salaries and sometimes later life uh higher later in life satisfaction so there is this sort of trade-off and sorry those are bad things she's saying those so why don't we want that those are the

few tiny good things actually i know why they don't want that because it makes people who are not winning feel bad right that's correct yeah yeah they go you feel bad because you're later in life you go you know look at all these competitive you're like you're doing well you're competitive you feel good at the expense of all these other people that are feeling bad because they're looking at you being like i wish i had that so she goes so there's this sort of trade-off between what might be good for the individual or what might be good for the organizations and society. So basically their argument is, if a man lives with all these women,

he becomes less competitive. He will do worse, but that's better for everyone else. As Norm MacDonald said, this is a bunch of commie gobbledygook. This is the ultimate jar of commie gobbledygook. This is the ultimate jar of commie gobbledygook. But it's funny because the Guardian is selling you this commie gobbledygook. Well, they're fucking pretty close to that shit. The Guardian is a bastion of nonsense. Sometimes they are normal.

I think they lean normal. And I mean normal in terms of the vlogosphere. Yeah. Not the vlogosphere. I mean, the media has been fucking out of control lately, but I would say Guardian's not like, I would say like Vox, Huffington Post, some of those are more aggressive. They're pretty close to them now. Yeah, they're probably out there.

If you probably like... They were the ones that did the dick shaped buildings back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guardian's out there. You know what I think? I think they might be sort of like in the Daily Mail category where they have a few people there that are probably normal. So you go back and forth being like, oh, they're normal. Then they're crazy and you're like, they're just different people.

Right, yeah, yeah. So if you want to talk about the media being out of control. Lying media. If you want to talk about the lying media being out of control. I don't know if you've been following what's going on at the dnc convention i haven't seen some of it i haven't seen too much actually of the actual dnc i've seen some clips it's kind of been almost disturbing the extent to which like the fucking media is just like complicit in like 100 supporting

a team unabashedly no matter it's like it's pretty, it's kind of gross. I mean, they got the last guy overthrown. I mean, they kind of helped with that. And then now they're like, rah, rah. The articles they've been writing are gross. And they are, let me tell you. Let me tell you my prediction here, because it does, it was looking like a couple weeks ago, Kamala did seem like she had some momentum taking the lead.

But I do really think, I'm going to stand by this prediction, that Trump is going to win and the left is going to have an implosion. Like people on the left are going to- Do you think it's going to be bigger than last time? Board up your targets. It's going to be bad.

It'll be like whatever the Women's March was, but with Molotov cocktails. You know what? One of the things that's interesting that you say that, it's like the media is obviously going full force, but it's like everyone knows they're such liars that I don't even know if it really helps.

Like, you know how kind of people will say, they'll be like, hey, you know, these people say that they're, you know how like there'll be kind of people from middle America or whatever that are, you know, working class. And they'll be kind of like, these are the people that say

they're going to want to stand up for the working class. And they'll go, these guys are so dumb. They won't even vote for them or whatever right and you're like yeah exactly that's how much people don't believe you for sure but there's a lot of the media will be like we're here to help and everyone's just like we know you are not yeah there's a lot of slop eaters though who just tune in for their daily dose of slop obviously people are turning that is gonna fill them up so much they're gonna be so full come election day on slop where they're not gonna be able to comprehend a loss uh-huh you know what i mean

like they're gonna it's gonna be 2016 all over again where they're like yeah we have it in the bag it's like the media has been telling me it's just a slam dunk we're winning this thing and then the media is telling you to plan your victory lap yeah buy those fireworks we're coronating a female president. Well, to me, it felt like when I was watching the DNC coverage, obviously, I'll just give you a few of the articles that was just like, honestly, like off-putting. From your like, this is like a real journalist.

And it goes, how the DNC solved its Joe Biden problem. They just ignored the elephant in the room and it worked. This is the media. You go, solve the problem from who? You go, you know, they solved the room and it worked this is the media you go solve the problem from who you go you know they solved the problem of like pulling this maneuver and having to maybe be accountable to the media and you go and they just ignored it and like by god like and then people just stopped asking questions who are the people well me yeah me yeah i don't i stopped asking the questions that would be against my benefit. The media is writing an article being like, okay, if you go, they just completely ignored it. And you go, what wouldn't have been like nailed it?

What could they have not done to nail it in your opinion? Yeah, maybe. We go, GOP is, okay, the GOP is offensive against Tim Waltz. Takes a weird turn. Everything's just, everything's weird turn everything's just everything's weird everything's weird but you go so they do you know he has questions and they go imagine like just think of a scenario where the media i get like tiktokers and all that sort of stuff but you have the media someone being like what's going on with tim waltz and the media goes can you believe there's weirdos asking questions

that's an article headline these weirdosos have been looking at his military record. Yeah. Fucking weirdos. Weirdos? Is it weird? Are you not a journalist? No, I'm not. What is this that you're doing?

Content creation. But that's being a journalist right now. You point to another guy, and you go, can you believe this guy's asking questions? Yeah, isn't that fucking weird? What the fuck? That guy's fucking weird, dude. He's like fucking asking. The guy can't stop's fucking weird dude he's like fucking asking the guy can't stop asking the stuff he's like fucking nosy yeah like my fucking girlfriend

weird dude literally the the articles about the dnc is just like anyone who criticizes this like republicans are fucking nosy man that. That's what journalists are doing. What about their policies? Stop asking about these policies, you weirdos. Those fucking guys are so nosy. They keep asking about policies and stuff like that. Fucking nosy weirdos. Yeah, who cares about price control?

To me, it really felt like watching it, though. Obviously, the media and their articles is always the funniest part to me in general, just how much these guys are a slop factory but if in terms of like the weird stuff this is what i was kind of my interpretation so your interpretation is this going to be the flip and that's your sort of guess yeah my thing is in terms of what they've been trying to do is basically for a long time there was kind of a point where it was like the democrats were kind of like the young hip people yeah and republicans were generally like older and sort of like a little stuffier and maybe like you know and that was kind of the thing forever right and there was

there was kind of like some truth to that and it was like usually the democrats were like kind of younger and more good looking and the republicans are like older and more like yeah well the republican candidate was just a clone of the last guy very robotic no personality and it sort of switched now where it and now and then it sort of switched to where it was more just like if you watch the the convention it was like this is just like one step away from having a sign that says like no boys allowed basically like it's very much like this is the democrats are like the all our stuff is girl stuff yeah and the republicans kind of were like saying we're guy stuff and there's still parts of the old one in there where it's like you know there's some there's definitely some old kind of like warhawk type guys in the republicans there's definitely some uh you know super christian

conservative people but for the most part the general vibe of that like campaign right now is probably more masculine yeah the general vibe of kamala harris campaign vibes women shit like you know men are icky i mean trump's going on milk boys and kamala harris's just does her you know she has her post yeah they just cover right so and now they're trying to go back and being like we're the hip ones again and you're just like the problem is never in history of women decided culture it just doesn't like really work that way no so like collective you know collectivism doesn't like ever like define new cultures yeah so when they kind of go back and we're like we're the cool hip thing and you're just like you kind of kicked out like all the people that are like trendsetters sure so it doesn't work to go back to that right so it

really it sort of settles as like they're the're like, and if you look at the data, it's all like the young people, they kind of split between guy and girl and it was just like that. It was like, Democrats, like if you look at that convention outside, it really,

you look at the guys walking in, they're all just like, Harry Sisson. Yeah, they might be straight, but they're like, you know, clearly, bi-curious.

They definitely thought about it. Definitely nothing wrong with it. They kind of wish they were wrong with it they kind of wish they were right i wish they had the definitely yeah they're the type of person that would like go watch women's sports and like support it yeah that that actually is probably the best summation it's a big wnba crowd it's a big double it's like a crowd a lot of caitlin clark jerseys at the dnc and then there's a few rappers that got like paid an enormous amount of money and they're trying to sort of be in the Hollywood club so they'll do it. Yeah, of course. Who doesn't want to go? They have a little bit

of, you know, they have a little bit of kind of like black stuff where people are like you know, maybe not paying attention enough so they're like, well, I just thought we'd do this, right? And then they're kind of, you know, getting killed online where everyone's like, yo, you guys are, you know, sellouts or whatever. Sure. Also the moment Kamala Harris opened her mouth about her policies,

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It said that it was like, oh yeah, the DNZ and the Democratic Party is reclaiming country music. Oh yeah. And they had the picture of the guy's daughter with a hat. That's what they said. They're reclaiming country music. Just Taylor Swift? one of the articles literally i can't remember the exact thing but it was it was like it was like obama went up and donald trump got his ass handed to him well he said yeah he basically implied that uh donald

trump's got a small peen with the crowd size stuff he goes oh no what's his face had a good one biden he goes uh he goes biden rips uh biden rips donald trump did you hear the nickname that he gave him he goes he goes uh donald trump you know what i call him donald dump he said that but johnny's uh yeah he came out and he said joe you're going off script i think he's going on the people are panicking behind the scenes he's going off script he goes i don't whatever his name is what did you not give him his injections i saw a photo of him waiting to come on on monday night because it was uh they brought him out like at the end it was like midnight which is so late for him and then he they showed a photo of him and he honestly looked like you know when mr burns gets like the shots when they thought he was the alien was in The Simpsons

and his eyes were like this big. They hit him with Donald Dump though. But yeah, so that's what it kind of felt like to me where it was just, if you really watch it, it was like the Democrats are all saying things like, hey ladies, ladies, all the single ladies. Girl boss stuff.

It's all girl boss stuff, yeah. I mean, hey, they have the girl boss in chief coming in. They do have the girl boss in chief. I was going to tell you, the girl boss in chief is not going to be happy. They are not going to handle this well if she doesn't. Because that'll be, dude, it's just a sports analogy. Remember when the Canucks played the Bruins, and the Canucks were this close to winning the Stanley Cup,

and then they lost, and they started lighting cop cars on fire? Yeah. It's going to be that. It could be that. Yeah. Well, you're right that people were not liking her policies. I thought the price controls were pretty good because Americans are too fat, and I do get that she sees obesity as a huge problem.

And she goes, listen, if we get this price control thing down, they're going to be missing some, you know, there's going to be lots of products. They're going to start slowly going missing from the grocery store people can use the weight loss bingo bango i get to sort of appeal the communist sensibilities we all lose some weight collectively wait till people find out that the price controls aren't going to be on pop tarts that's true it's just gonna be on good other goods or whatever but yeah i mean honestly the price controls thing as a policy like in as an idea i don't actually think is that bad why because people will see that who don't

know really anything about economics or the history of such policies in other countries oh you're saying and they'll just be like oh the price of my milk and eggs goes down great yeah you just go oh that sounds great i know right and they go do you want to look into this further you go i'm too busy no i've already seen you it's it's it's like one of those things where you just have to be like once you have to be a little above that you're just like i can't watch a bunch of idiots the funny thing is too because now kamala harry if you watch a lot of the the interviews unrealized gains she wants to do taxing unreal well and that's another thing taxing Unrealized gains she wants to do. Taxing unreal.

Well, and that's another thing. Taxing unrealized gains. And she's like, but it's only for people, a 25% tax on people who have $100 million or more. But you're like, yeah, that's taxing.

Where do you think they get the money? Doesn't even, that's not even where do you think they get the money if they're taxing people who have $100 million or more. Every tax, the Income Tax Act in 1913

literally started with we're just going to tax rich people. How much do you fucking pay making 30 grand a year the income tax act in 1913 literally started with we're just going to tax rich people how much do you fucking pay making 30 grand a year on income tax they they eventually that's just the start of it they go where every tax starts with hey we're going to tax the rich people wait 30 years we're all going to be paying unrealized probably don't have to wait 30 years yeah whatever well all it takes is the next guy being like okay yeah well we'll 80 million yeah we need more money it's like okay now it's 80 million obviously give it not long it's like you're all going to be paying unreal but on top of that if it's like if you're a normal person that has like

you know ten thousand dollars in the stock market and you're just like okay every billionaire needs to sell 20 of their portfolio sure yeah i don't even i don't even understand how that works in practice but eventually it's going to get to the point where it's like, oh, you're a homeowner? You have an unrealized tax? We'll take some of that, please. Yeah, that's obviously what it's going to be. That'll be the end. That'll be where eventually it'll lead to,

if you allow them to just encroach on you even a little bit with this. And again, I understand the populism message here, but it's so funny because everybody's like, Kamala Harris is the populist leader we need. You're like, you guys were saying populism message here but it's so funny because everybody's like kamala harris is the populist leader we need you're like you guys were saying populism was the worst thing in the world four years ago like four years ago we're like populism is leading us into fucking nazi germany and there's nothing worth because i remember like the others i remember when all the populism stuff started coming up and they're like donald trump's a populist and this is why it's bad and then i

would look up populism because i was like i never never, I wasn't even that familiar with it. And it's like, Oh, it's kind of just, you know, uh, kind of just like, uh,

doing what most people like or whatever, like just appealing to like a large, large swath of, of the population. And I was like, I don't really get that. Why that was bad, but they were like,

that's bad. It can be neither. It's, it's kind of a, but they were very much when Donald Trump was a populist, it was bad. And now she's a populist and were very much... When Donald Trump was a populist, it was wholesale bad. They weren't happy with that, yeah. And now she's a populist, and they're like, this is what we need.

Well, the reason it's funny to me is from the economics perspective, when they're talking about price controls, it's like... Honestly, you have to respect the move of causing a problem and then blaming it on another person. To kind of make a lot of policies that makes all the grocery prices go up, and then blaming it on another person like to kind of like make a lot of policies that makes all the grocery prices go up and then go look at the grocery industry which is like probably runs on margins similar to percent yeah pretty similar to any other industry you know what i mean there's no there's no like there's nothing uniquely gouging about what any of these

companies is doing versus any other company and then to look at them be like can you believe they're doing this to you it's like you're're, you know what it is? You're legitimately the guy like punching someone and you go, you take someone's hand and punch them and you go, can you believe this guy keeps punching you?

This guy is so violent, huh? Yeah, yeah. It's, you know, but again, yeah, like any, but people will not, that's always funny to me. People will not interrogate it

to this level where like a normal person is not going to go look at grocery store margins and be like, oh, they're really not price gouging us. It's just the whole, I i don't know i think in america some people have some idea there's like a a decent amount of people that have some idea of like you can't we all know that

doesn't really work it's never worked i think there's some idea of like there's some people a lot of people have like a uh like a natural inclination to not like you know kind of communist policies sure but there's a lot of people who love communist policies they want to be uh well that's true i mean all the people who are like vaccines well the question is is it more people i guess we'll find out but i mean hey if you tell people their groceries are going to go down that's probably a winning position if you can actually put it into practice without it failing but it's going to fail like every other country it's ever been tried in.

Yeah. I mean, obviously, I mean, they did it in Canada. Pierre Trudeau did it in Canada in 1975 and all it caused was a recession and then stagflation. It's like they did it for three years.

It was literally like a price control wage fixing. It's one of those things where you don't need to be like that smart to be like, okay, imagine you were, okay. Imagine you produce like strawberries, right? And smart to be like okay imagine you were okay imagine you produce like strawberries right and then you go okay they were you had a margin of like four

percent and you're selling the strawberries for five bucks and you were making them for uh you know you made them for 450 all in and you sell them for five bucks and they go okay we're gonna make the strawberries cost four dollars and twenty cents you go so i would take a loss you go yeah but then they get a better deal and you go okay i won't sell them you go yeah you would also no i wouldn't sell the strawberries at a three thirty cent loss you go you would though also they're like yes i wouldn't and like price fixing that is a bad thing like if if every grocery you go well you'd figure out how to cut costs you go so i'd fire more people and you go it's insane dude if every grocery store in new york city because here's the thing the basic economic principle here is that if you if there's

you know four grocery stores on the court on every corner and one of them sells eggs for nine dollars a dozen and everyone sells eggs for six dollars a dozen then no eggs get sold for nine dollars a dozen or very few right because you're like especially with online now too but there's like there's competition so if she's saying that? Because you're like... Especially with online now, too. But there's competition. So if she's saying that stores are fixing their prices, yes, that is illegal. But they're not doing that. But if they're doing that,

then you bring a monopoly action. Well, they do. That's an antitrust thing. The FCC comes in. I mean, if that's happening, that's happening. These are like... I don't think it's that out of the realm of possibility that some of these two biggest grocery store guys could get together and be like they did in canada yeah don't you remember with the bread happens yes the bread they fix the price of bread and that's already

illegal you don't get a new law dude there was a whole thing so if they're if they're colluding they're colluding i can't remember but it was like there was a whole thing where it's like if you bought uh they're like if you bought bread in the last eight years from loblaws or like they gave you like 40 bucks or something like that you got like a 40 you're like you just had to say funny yeah yeah there was like a whole thing where like anybody who said they bought bread had to get well they're doing that they're doing that and that's an antitrust thing but yeah if they're not doing that just you're just like hey this is just this is the government cap on egg and milk prices there's been the abortion the mobile abortion thing is pretty funny.

You brought up outside of the... I looked it up too because I went to their website because you have to book an appointment. Oh, you can't just show up? No. So basically the Planned Parenthood is offering free abortions, vasectomies at the DNC, and they have a mobile abortion van. Yeah, the mobile abortion van.

It's like the mitzvah truck. It's not really a van they sort of set up it's like an rv okay it's like a big rv hilarious but uh i went on the website to make an appointment and no appointments available they filled up real quick but i think what the idea is is you you kind of because there's going to be a lot of uh you know like abortion talk like rah rah rah so if you have a girl and she doesn't want to get an abortion you go let's go to the dnc and then you get her hyped up like you know she's like uh i'm pregnant what should we do and you're like uh go to the dnc let's go to the dnc and think about it like and then you get there they're like abortions is a human right you're

like wow and then everyone's like abortion you're not against human rights and then you're just like you know what let's fucking get one right now and then i'll get a vasectomy you get an abortion let's go yeah then you get into the doctor with the second i'm not getting it yeah i'm just just getting her done yeah just just let her do it i'm just trying to get her done but yeah so i think that's what happens if you want an abortion you go to the dnc you get them fucking riled up you know fuck you fuck donald trump you Trump. You know what? The dead try to get your body. You show him. And then you bring her over to the thing.

And then she comes out and you're like, anyway, it's probably getting late. I'll see you. Anyways, it was nice knowing you. Let's connect in a couple weeks, maybe. Do something again. It was fun. Fun knowing you.

Let's circle back to this later. So I think that's what it's there for. Yeah. Yeah, it's a nice little uh nice little icing on the cake and parenthood's offering him more than just a free t-shirt or a sticker at the democratic national do by the way don't worry everybody you do get a free t-shirt with every you also get a free sticker i voted i aborted i got an abortion with the dnc sticker you could put that on your laptop i thought it was a a little weird that they have a man standing on the mobile RV wearing a Grim Reaver costume, singing Angel of Death by Slayer.

That, to me, just seemed out of poor taste. Seemed a little off. He has slinging dead baby parts around. Whoa! Who wants a fucking abortion? The place sounds like a fucking Jamba Juice inside. He's taking sausages and just snipping them off. Yeah, the thing's rocking, man.

When this thing's rocking, do not come a knocking. Yeah, the thing just seems like a fucking paint can getting shaked. You walk by, What's that? His steam's coming out of the side they're running a tight gym black steam black steam's coming out of the sides yeah so i think i think that's guys are just coming out walking funny right and left i mean hey man the vasectomies though because they're like i believe they're chemical uh like the pill form abortions but there's no pill form vasectomy they're they're

actually slicing you up there yeah i think it's sort of like you it's like the equivalent of just getting a tattoo at like a yeah yeah like the tattoo when you get a temporary temp tattoo at a fair that's what you're getting you just walk in with it like warp tour i mean that is hilarious to be like a shirt that says i went to the dnc and i got my dick cut off. Yeah. I came back. If Pablo wins 2028, they'll definitely have like a gender reassignment. I went to the DNC and I came back without a vast deference.

What would they have? They have a gender reassignment. If she wins 2028, it'll be a gender reassignment fan. And you just, you step on a conveyor belt and it just brings you in. Have you ever seen like a puts away a factory farm like chicken processing it'll just like hang you up on the hook

just go across like they shave you the wig comes down they shave down your autumn's apple yeah so you're and you're just standing there you come out yeah you're first of all there's a bunch of people that are bald because they've shaved you completely and tuning your head then the wig comes on they put you in a dress yeah then boop they blow the boobs up and the final thing is you put you on a dress this is a future i'm looking forward to to be honest so i think that the next step gender reassignment uh treadmills the planned parenthood location noted that there's a waiting list for vasectomies during the time of the convention that is pretty funny that it's like uh um like that at the democratic

convention there's just like such a long list of people trying to get vasectomy. It really puts a different alternate definition on blue balls. Fuck, I wish I could get this vasectomy. That's such a crazy thing to... The crazy part is it's such a normal thing to them. I know. Like this is like the most normal thing to them i know like this is like the most normal thing to just have what do you mean yeah you go to a political yeah you go

to political rally of course why wouldn't we have we're uh if you find us we're in a stall a8 beside the burrito truck the novelty size finger is yeah and. And then there's the novelty-sized hanger. I mean, it's popular. The fact is it's popular. I definitely think they have metal playing outside, though. Angel of death, searching for ways to achieve. Right. Well, some applauded the effort.

Some thought it might be in poor taste. Okay, so Biden rips Trump as Donald Dump. Got him. I'll give you another political one. I was kind of a, you know, obviously we know that the media is out of control, but I just thought this week they were specifically acting as cheerleaders in a way that I found even more distasteful than normal. Okay.

Just like a political article. Trump moves to tie Harris to the Biden economy. Quote, unquote, they are a team. It's like a crazy move. I mean, they are. I mean, she says like this crazy fucking bizarre move where trump's trying to she's trying to pin trump trump uh attempts to uh her name's on the thing trump attempts to tie dick cheney to the war in iraq how dare you how dare you do such a thing dick cheney had nothing

to do with the war in iraq was all George Bush. Yeah, exactly. Trying to tie, in this bizarro world, you're trying to tie Lindsey Graham somehow to your industrial complex. Yeah, nuts. How dare you do such a thing? Okay, so the other one recently that someone sent us is the Biden-Harris official called for queering nuclear weapons. So basically this girl wrote this article in 2023

about how they need to queer the nuclear weapons. What was that? Well, I think the biggest part is you make it so you can sit on them. Oh, okay. I think you make them more cylinder-y. You can ride them Dr. Strangelove style? Yeah. Just like a Sibian?

A Sibian attachment on the nuke. Sibian attachment on the nuke. Dr. Strangelove style. You're like, I take that. Like, is that the point is when you're bombing homophobic countries? Their point.

I actually looked into it because so essentially basically this girl's joining up the Biden Harris campaign. Okay. And then so uh some people went through who is this person sure and their her main thing was she wrote and wrote all these up everything she was a queer of everything and her whole thing was it was honestly kind of a tough read if i'm being honest like queering nuclear weapons how lgbtq plus inclusion strengthens security and reshapes disarmament so it's a tough read i'm being honest that sounds tough i bet it was a long one too and essentially okay this is the best i'll give you of like it's a long ass fucking thing it's a lot of mumbo jumbo right yeah for sure you're not this isn't just going to be a

quick synopsis here and yes there was a lots of parts to it but like the thesis she's essentially making is because we call like trans people and gay people somehow different yeah they feel not welcome when they're in the environment of nuclear weapons when they're like in the yeah so if you have a guy that was like you know trans and you know autistic or whatever you want to call it and he's like in the, so if you have a guy that was like, you know, trans and, you know, autistic or whatever you want to call it. And he's like in charge of nuclear weapons, right? The stress he's going to feel at work from walking around and people like looking at him being like, oh, he's not like us. That's going to make him make mistakes.

Oh. What? Or her. Or her. what or her or her so basically the the gist of it was like if you create an environment where all these like gays don't feel good then they're gonna be like not doing as good at their job and so they'll kind of forget to connect one of the wires or something because of the homophobia they're like i can't even think straight i'm i'm 99 i fucked up the yellow cake recipe because of homophobia because of homophobia it doesn't work lgbtq plus people must navigate being different from those around them develop

the ability to listen and empathize mobilize the skill of perseverance to make themselves heard inclusion creates nuclear security exclusion creates nuclear security risks exclusion and unfair treatment of queer individuals and other minorities by a homogeneous cisheteronormative community of practitioners also creates vulnerabilities in nuclear decision making sorry i just look at the meme i'm like i just ordered a coffee can i just get that please just trying to get a coffee i don't think you understand that homogeneous this heteronormative community of practitioners also creates vulnerabilities in nuclear decision all right how i mean this person probably got like a crazy grant to write this see this girl is getting fucking bagged this is just the example of like what's going on with like grants okay i'll

read the second half of that sentence then we'll move on because i'm telling you this is a tough read my friend cis heteronormativity is the automatic assumption that someone is heterosexual and identifies with the sex that they were assigned at birth. So almost everyone. It creates this idea, this fucking bizarro idea, that being heterosexual and cisgender is somehow normal or natural. It is. Whereas being queer or trans is some sort of deviation.

So she said, if you create this... Somehow cutting your dick off... Normal. It's as American as apple pie. Which you can then, if you get a piece, a neo-penis, you can put it in the pie.

So anyways, if you do that and you create this fucking bizarro illusion that cutting your dick off and getting breast implants is somehow not the norm. They're going to make mistakes when they're launching missiles.

Well, this is probably a good point to keep them out of the Zivian missiles. But then the second, that's part one. Part two of it's probably what you said, where they want to queer up the missiles a little bit. Make them a little more fabulous. Yeah, if you want to make the missiles like a different color scheme that's fine yeah we'll give you that you want to make them like the you know how they paint the intersections with the rainbow flag i think i mean if you have a rainbow nuke drop on iran that's fine some rainbow nukes potentially you know you have some britney spears or lady gaga playing yeah like a little just attach a

little speaker to it i think after after it drops so you know there's like the wreckage and all the people are you know grabbing their family's body parts they have yeah maybe the nuclear winter because normally i was born this way yeah the nuclear winter could be all like different colors instead of just the standard rainbow nuclear winter rainbow nuclear winter now so then you're like your skin is melting off your face and yeah it's snowing glitter glitter stuff like that so i think that's also there's a lot of different factors but the interesting part is if you were actually trying to interface of like you know how the you know what queering the nuclear weapons industry and military industrial complex. It seems like there actually might be a problem

where they can't stop gossiping. Yeah. Because that seems to be what's happening. They can't stop, like, meeting with people that have, you know, their fucking mics on and spilling every nuclear secret. With a little camera in their hats. Pillow talk. Yeah.

Well, I would definitely look to that when I was someone who was in charge of hiring for a nuclear program. I would consult that. Yes. Be like, we don't need any of these. So she's in the mix. This girl's big in the mix right now, and people are noticing. You know what I wanted to talk about for a second here?

Yeah. Don Lamon. Don Lamon. So he's full out an influencer right yeah right yeah don lemon went what a fall how far we have fallen don this is something else don lemon's currently doing street interviews on the boardwalk i know and by the way he's not good at them no he's literally like gay sounder thought daughter are you don lemon

dude don lemon's doing the street interviews and he says something and the one guy goes oh i guess you listen to cnn he goes i was cnn that's like why would he post that all right i'm gonna play a bit of don lemon street interviews here he's got the fonts and stuff like oh my i don't even know what his point is we're here in jersey atlantic city who do you support i'll plead the fifth trump for the win tell me why i can't really call that right now but i just feel like she's not good for president she's good vice but not for the actual lead role for the country does it have anything to do with being a woman no all right

nah you're not gonna give me that your money's on harris yeah who do you want trump why don't you like harris oh she don't have any experience uh She's the vice president. She's a senator. No experience. No, no, no. She had no experience. Well, I want Donald Trump. I just feel we need somebody that has the power. So this is what he's been doing right now. I don't even get what the point of this is.

Well, yeah, because it doesn't even seem like a point. That's my point. Yeah, his point is just like, here's some people think different things. You're in a gambling town. Who's your money on? I'm going to support the Democratic Party But I mean Trump looked like He got it in the bag right now Four years ago

It was a lot better I made a lot more money Than I do now I know you feel that way But that's not actually What the record shows The economy is actually Better on the bike

You guys are like What am I fucking begging for? No I'm serious That's what the facts show Okay you know what No no That's what it was The guy goes

I had more money He goes I had more money under Trump The guy goes That's not what the records show you have the record don lemon's like well i i have way more money they're like yeah you got a fucking 25 million dollar severance package from cnn when they booted you out of there it's so funny that the guy goes like why would he post that interaction what so don lemon goes

hey just so you know who are you voting for he goes oh i had i i'm gonna probably vote for trump because i had more money when trump was in power than biden and he goes i know you're saying that but the records actually show that you had more money and then he goes he goes what the fuck what are you listening to cnn or something imagine i told you four years ago that this is what cuomo and don lemon would be up to like they're like these prime time like highest ratings ever on cnn and i was just like something else atlantic city boardwalk just being like uh getting boned burgers or hot dogs he's getting fucking owned and then he's posting it yeah he's posting it yeah and

there's not really any purpose to it yeah actually he not like exposing people. I have more money under Trump. Actually, I checked and you didn't. I actually think you're richer now. The guy goes, I'm not. Well, I guess agree to disagree, stranger. Agree to disagree on when you had more money.

Alright. He's crazy. Yeah, well, that's what he's up to don lamon ladies and gentlemen throwing a lot of stuff at the wall right now it seems he's 100 thrown stuff at the wall he's doing a lot of uh he's still doing his podcast he's doing the podcast he's doing like to camera stuff so i think what he did was he hired like a bunch he hired like this social media team yeah and he has like a hundred people like writing these crappy little scripts and then he goes probably into the office and films like 90 things at once and then they just release them

and be like yeah you know they should they have a video and he responds to it and they post those but it's interesting like he i i feel like he must have hated that one to have to go out and you know be on the street and do street interviews that he couldn't have liked doing that no no but you're right there's no point to it it was like he doesn't even have respect for the game. That's why I take offense to it personally. Yeah. I mean his... Your boy George Santos pleads guilty to wire fraud. I saw

that. Also how far we've fallen. Now... He's going away. He's going down south. Do you know the story there? Because I thought that all his stuff was kind of wrapped up. This is from before it looks like. This was his original thing. And it just got to trial now.

This was his original thing where he was basically stealing campaign money. Dude, you really can stall your trials forever. I know someone that was on trial for something from six years ago and he just got sentenced today. Yeah. In Canada. I know. And you know the same as people that have landlord trials and stuff like that where they're trying to evict them it's like you

literally that stuff is you can just kick the can down the road so far in america yeah yeah for sure not in the uk though uh but yeah he uh he just he was essentially just using his campaign credit card which was hilarious by the way yeah which was financed by you know contributions and you have to be super strict about where that money goes like it's all tracked and he was like just buying like gucci handbags and filler filler and like botox and stuff he's just spending it on that and he was he denied it i mean i hope he kept a lot of that cameo money the report includes uh he was buying trips to the hamptons in atlantic city botox treatments four thousand dollar purchase at armez

only fans he was using all the money people like basically people would donate money and then he would just like treat that like its own personal bank there's literally this amish guy who who said like before this this guy is like a pathological scammer but like it's it's in his dna essentially but he santos santos yeah yeah there was um this amish guy who's like he stole 10 puppies from me he came and bought 10 puppies and then he wrote me a bad check like literally so he's like the guy like stole 10 puppies from me and you tried to call him back and he was like i don't know what to tell you tried to call him back and he was like, I don't know what to tell you.

I'm looking into it. Well, yeah. And then it was just, this was even before he was a politician, but I mean, it goes to show like you can, if you have like, if you're just like have a ability to lie and,

you know, have a short term kind of thinking like you can just become a Congress person in this country. Yeah. It's not obviously politics. Like, it seems like you're like, Oh wow.

Congress person. That's it. You go, it's not that just like it seems like you're like oh wow congressperson that's and you go it's not that just make up a bunch of lies take them to grave and then once you're in you're in you hope you don't get he was one of the first people in a long time that they kicked out yeah yeah it was like a 80 or 100 years or something yeah that so he was he did not keep the scam going long enough yeah he was too short-term thinking well there was just too much scamming you're like you did way too much shit for this. This was going to catch up to you. There was no way around it. He couldn't stop.

He couldn't stop because he didn't have to steal campaign money for this stuff. He just couldn't help himself. He's like, it's in his blood. He's just 100% foreign identity scammer. Yeah. So anyways, good luck. Well, speaking of the psychopath community, our girl's back i'm

a diagnosed psychopath here's the conversation trick i use to manipulate people i love the psychopath influencer psychopath yeah okay so the psycho same psychopath influencer it's one yes this is the same this is the one this is the same psychopath we've talked about before right okay so she has one trick that experts hate to manipulate people. Okay. The psycho community has one trick that experts hate. She's back with an absolutely heinous and devious trick. When someone else finishes a sentence, I don't say anything.

I just sit and look at them. And she goes, for non-pspsychopaths letting a conversation stall to silence can feel awkward and uncomfortable long gaps in conversation make people feel anxious and can pressure them to fill the awkward silence so she's talking to people and then they finish and then she just stares at them and she goes they give out all their secrets because i it's like four seconds he goes i killed the man i killed the drifter secrets that's probably funny too because he's like the female sales technique too though well that's yeah i i it is a sales technique but yeah like dude psychopaths is like yeah i murdered a guy you know i fucking have a bunch of bodies under girl psychos is like i stay silent for four

seconds i'll tell you i wish my wife was well that's what i'm saying my wife was a bit of a it's such an impossible tactic for women they have to be psychopaths to do it the girl is the girl's just sitting there saying so you go this girl's fucking loco she's got five seconds without talking and you go yeah she's she was talking about uh you go do you hear the gossip and she just stares at you you go who's the fucking loco she's not into gossip i couldn't get her to bite on gossip so that person will keep talking and they'll just keep going on whatever topic you were just talking about and divulge more information it works even better if you have an expression on your face like you're expecting to say more so you go

i think she's running out of psychopaths yeah yeah she's she's gonna scrape in the bottom of the barrel on psychopathy right now she's running out of stuff to say for a psychopath influencing yeah which also is like you know you can kind of just what information does she think she's getting she says they'll divulge information you go okay uh okay just uh talk to me and then stop so ryan how was your weekend eight four five five seven five five that's my sin uh yes mother's maiden name please and your mother's maiden name please mary we should try this i'm gonna try this yeah so basically you just that's it's like an evil villain that you make them talk i have ways of making you talk how so

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technique. That's good to know. It's good to know. What's going on in the world of the psychopaths? You mentioned this a little bit ago. The UK insanity continues. Now this is probably my favorite part about the UK insanity. Misogyny is to be treated as extremism by the UK government

and... Sounds about right about right yes it sounds a bit right but the best part that in your okay responding to concerns as treating misogyny as extremism uh fuck where was it they are saying that oh here here it is okay this is what i liked they go officials will assess the rise of is Islamist and far-right extremism alongside ideological trends that have gained traction, including extreme misogyny. Ooh. So that's... Bad news for burka wearers.

Extreme misogyny. Yeah. Which is when you hang off a cliff and then you're just like women should belong in the kitchen extreme misogyny is you're like hang gliding and you're like the wage gap isn't real extreme misogyny yeah well i mean for what they've been doing recently i imagine women get 70 of the money for 20% of the work. But you're doing that while you're like off-roading.

It's like, what are you in jail for? It's like extreme. Extreme. I just said women. Men are better cooks than women. But you're doing, you're saying that,

but you're doing it on a half pipe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best chefs are men. But you come up, you come up and do like a, yeah, you come up and do like a slide, and then as you do it, you whisper to one of the girls, you know? Damn, that's tough. They're going to have some real overcrowding problems.

Maybe God made Eve just to give Adam someone to fuck. Extreme. I mean, the UK, if they actually put this into practice they need some sort of spartacus situation where everybody's like i'm a misogynist i'm a misogynist i'm a misogynist i think they belong in the kitchen i too think they belong everybody stands up and it's a guy he's all different races The guy with the turban The guy with the fucking Headscarf Rabbi He brings everybody together

Rabbi One white guy White guy goes to jail Obviously There's one Get him I believe the wage gap is fake I

Believe Every single guy Who else? Just one male feminist Trying to be in the corner trying to get pussy. I think women are actually better. Yeah, women are better. Arrest. Arrest them.

The cop stands up. I believe it. Guards. Guards. Arrest them. I, too, believe the wage gap is big. Guards. Do we have anyone?

Take that sniveling loser away Yeah So extreme misogyny Not your normal average misogyny It's extreme misogyny Only the extremist brand Which will soon be just regular garden variety Yeah, but they're trying to say

Because essentially there is a hard part Where they're like Well, what about all say because essentially there is a hard part where they're like well what about all these you know the the extreme misogyny that's coming from the muslims and they're like well yep maybe that's on the list too we'll uh we'll get to that down the line it's not really the main priority at the moment the scheme also aims to assess the causes and conduct of radicalization of young people online it's a lot of uh they're trying to uncorrupt the youth but they're the ones who have corrupted them sure sure responding to concerns that treating misogyny as extremism could criminalize

free speech they said you just how would they handle it they go well you use the same test that you would with far-right extremism extremism with islamism wouldn't you so they how would they handle it? They go, well, you use the same test that you would with far-right extremism with Islamism, wouldn't you? So they're saying, they seem to think that their policy is like, well, no one's going to care if we do the same one for everyone. Yeah, if it's fair for everyone. You go, yes, you're going to.

Yeah, no one's going to care. Don't you guys have an overcrowding problem in your prisons? Send the first guy that like, the first like Muslim where you go, he's for his religious beliefs, send him to jail for misogyny like let's see how fucking ballsy they are they're gonna send a muslim to jail for misogyny i mean if they send a muslim they're sending a lot of people to jail

if they send some just devout muslim guy who goes i'm not misogynist you go well you said i'm actually pretty not misogynist well i've been looking been looking at your Muslim chat group and you said that, you know, women shouldn't be out after dark according to Sharia law. It's like, well, according to our law. Well. That was pretty extreme.

That was pretty extreme. The MP for Birmingham who has been open about the misogynistic hate she has received. Everyone is, anyone who is in any position of politics

is receiving hate online. Yeah. One of the things that drives me the most nuts where someone's like a politician that your goal is to shut down people's rights. And then you're like, I'm being hated because I'm a woman. No, we hate you because you're a politician who happens to be a woman. I'm being hated because I'm a woman. You're like, yes, you're going to get people that aren't

happy when your platform is just take people's life right away no i mean they should fucking hate and then the uk posted a thing they go uh think before you tweet like they're they're doing like don't drink and drive kind of they're basically doing don't drink and drive ads for tweeting like don't i mean they need to post a guy like you know a guy uh he's having a bunch of drinks and he's with his friends and he's like saying some racist jokes and he's just like i grabbed his phone and they're like hey man you know put the phone in the yeah i mean i'd hate to be you go if i don't have my phone how am i gonna call a car you go you're staying the night yeah i'd hate to be a comedian in the uk

right now that would be i think a lot of the going to call the car? You go, you're staying the night. Yeah. I'd hate to be a comedian in the UK right now. That would be, I think a lot of the comedians in the UK are like about it. You know, I know, but I'm saying like, it's not one of those things where it's like an empty gesture. They're like, they are legitimately putting people in jail.

I know. And these aren't even like, this isn't weekends. And even if this is like three years, it'll be like a trickle down where it's like, you know, for, you know, there'll be a lot ofle down where it's like you know for you

know there'll be a lot of places that are sort of complicit and you know what i mean like a lot of shows and a lot of places yeah like the the bar owner will be like hey don't say anything and then they can be like well we can't book that guy it's like it's against the law it's against the law like he's literally committing crimes yeah he says illegal things that's so funny but also there is the other funny part of it like having your act is literally like you're going to say illegal things and you're like this guy's fucking dude he's gonna go to jail for saying this and you're just like that was lenny bruce is exactly what happened with lenny bruce it's like the police would be waiting on the side of the stage yeah and for him to just say fuck that yeah that's what it was and he would just say it and then they'd walk on stage and just arrest them and that's him like waiting on you know

the side of the stage being basically coming on being like you already told her twice and you're like well we already told you twice so get in here do not say chicks suck Y'all ready? Yeah Put your hands behind your back Shicks suck The guy's just on stage being like Oh the wife's been a pain in the ass The guy's just like watch it He's hitting the baton on his hand Tread carefully there mate

You ever come home and your wife is just Ding ding ding ding ding Just doing everything perfectly is that okay alright crazy country you ever see your wife and her friends get together and just do nothing

interesting nothing interesting whatsoever a bunch of normal normal stuff nothing funny about what they're doing yeah obviously there's bad stuff that guys do but there's bad stuff there's only guys do bad stuff uh-uh ding ding his mic turns off well anyways you turn the mic off that's pretty funny i mean it's insane it's really crazy i i do you think it's gonna be uh people getting sent to jail yeah how won't it be because comics are i mean from the comics i know is a lot of them are you tell

them that they can't say something and they go go, that's the thing I want to say the most. Yeah. Right? Well, I'm just saying that I wonder if they actually... I mean, Ricky Gervais says shit that Shirley should be jailed. Yeah, but the thing is, they probably will stay away from jailing anyone like that, and who they will really jail is, they'll stick to like

40-year-olds. They stick to the nobodies. They stick to 40-year-olds on Facebook. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, they did get one guy who had, like, not even a huge Twitter account, but he was the 40 year old they stick to the nobodies they stick to 40 year olds on facebook yeah man yeah well they did get one guy who had uh like not even a huge twitter account but he was the the first guy i saw who even like had any reach on his posts and they're like they got him but i mean eventually i don't know what like if you're famous like you think the most famous people and ricky gervais like you tell him he can't say shit like he's gonna say every one of these but that's what i'm saying i think there's two parts of it one is they they know that that if they did someone like ricky gervais this will be so much people against them

i think what they end up doing for someone like ricky gervais is they kind of turn it into a fine where they're like wow we find the venue,000. So it becomes like an annoyance. But even still, I don't know. My guess is they will never do it to anyone famous. Yeah. Or they do it to some like open mic-er, you know? Yeah, they might do it to the odd open mic-er. Like they did it with the first guy in Canada with the Human Rights Tribunal, where it's literally like an open mic-er at a pizza place.

I know. And they fined the venue, too, and all that stuff. But then they went to the most famous comedian in quebec was the second guy so made his made him 10 times more famous 10 times more famous i mean it would be the best thing that would happen to like a guy if you made if you find him for depends on what it is well if you get three years in jail there's one thing to be like a fine there's one thing to be like three years in jail and then you're like you come out it's over yeah it's like nobody even remembers you at that point you're like hey i was a guy who just did three years in jail for saying women belong in the kitchen yeah women belong in the kitchen like here are you again why did you get three years in jail i said

i don't need a dishwasher you have one and then he gets out he's like i'm gonna be a comedian like comedy doesn't exist anymore here. You kind of missed it. Yeah, you kind of missed it. There was a nice little wave after you got sent away and then they just kind of criminalized it. Ooh, we're Muslims now.

Ooh, everybody's Muslim now, so. We're kind of all Muslim now. Yeah, so comedy's kind of haram. I'm not really doing that anymore we're not doing that whole fucking on the mic thing yeah but we are doing that whole uh praying five times a day you're welcome to join welcome to join because damn it god damn it uh here's even a better thing on the topic of memes okay so this is a banger right here excess memes and reply all emails are bad for the climate researcher warrants so i don't know i was killing a bird every time i reply all my bad my bad my bad memes are bad for the climate is a good

it's a good take right now yeah so essentially what their gist is, is they go you know, the article's even extra dorky too, they go all those memes and jokes you share with your friends and family from Ryan Gosling saying hey girl, to Tim Waltz with a piglet. Like, you know, obviously you're sharing all those cute Tim Waltz memes.

Tim Waltz memes. Like, you're sending your mom a meme of Tim Waltz with a pig being like isn't he just the best? Isn't he just like us? Out of nowhere. They're sitting in a data center using up energy. So essentially the gist is. Yeah, they get stored somewhere and that storage is a tangible thing.

By this logic, is there one thing that you can think of that isn't bad for the environment? So if you're writing X is bad for the environment, is there one thing in the world that exists in the physical world yeah or even in the non-physical world that you could say isn't bad for the environment according to these maybe walking you know walking is a thing you do not a thing that exists right i think yeah uh no no so you could so she has cracked the case where she can literally say google give me a list of nouns go down that list and then write an article about writing this article was bad but that's what i'm saying she goes give me a list of nouns and then she writes every single article and then at the end of it she does you know and

also finally writing this article and that's when she self-destructs her computer so she's hit every so there's not one single goodbye cruel world at the very end of it so memes i don't know how much carbon this podcast puts off the carbon do we need like a car i don't even want to i don't even want to get into it but we're out of control yeah we need an offset offset he's actually at the dnc right now and he's also bad for the environment hate hate to hear it also she doesn't i read the article she doesn't factor in moore's law at all what's moore's law moore's law is that computing power basically doubles every uh exponentially every two years yeah uh like the energy required to store these old memes actually declines because the storage they take up i believe would be lower so that

would make sense that she wouldn't factor in that that very salient point she just literally made a list of things and then she writes an article about why they're bad for the... I hope it's a girl. Hold on. Give me a second. What?

Let's do a double check here. Let's just... I mean, if it's not, you're literally going to jail in the UK for that. So for assuming that it was a woman. I hope for your sake. This guy doesn't have his fucking name on his article if it's a dude.

Future tours of the UK. Oh. So I think some of these people stopped putting their names on the article because it's a dude future tours of the uk oh so i think some of these people stop putting their names on the article because they're embarrassed oh here's the pig helena horton environmental reporter okay so it was a girl yep memes are bad but it's not i guess one thing that people can do to stop the data juggernaut is send fewer pointless emails so you may see it's like your boss messaging and you go, I would love to, but that's going to be bad for the environment.

You want me to respond? Do you know how bad texts are for the environment? I can't imagine texts are taking a lot of space. There is nothing that isn't bad for the environment. Zero things. There is literally zero things that... Nothing. There's not one thing that you can think of.

The only thing you can do to not be bad for the environment because you're just you're lying even when you said walking if i'm being honest you said walking is not bad for the environment you go well what do you do when you walk you use energy you uh stink into the atmosphere and then you need to eat more food because you're right to power the walking and i'm admitting a lot of stink the best you can do is close your computer and do that matrix pods you if you want to be in the matrix yes you the best thing but the matrix pod does use electricity so you sit in the matrix pod without it on yeah yeah just just till you die just unplug the matrix pod

so you're yeah you just the only thing that's not bad for the environment Is doing this in the dark You still need to eat food Just tricked you into saying more stuff Psycho You need to eat more food though Don't mess with me I'm fucking loco brother Don't fucking mess with my techniques I'm loco brother You kill two birds with one stone

You save the environment and you get all that info Damn it By 2030 the environment and you get all that info damn it uh by 2030 the national grid anticipates the data centers will account for just under six percent of the total electricity so tackling junk data is an important part of tackling the climate crisis but yeah like you said it would they obviously uh all those things change and they figured how to compress files a lot better too like that's an even more important part you're just like they figure out how to compress files a lot better, too. That's an even more important part. They figure out how to... I don't know what the exact right word is,

but you encrypt, essentially. Yeah, you just compress it. And then you can sort of unencrypt and access it quickly. I mean, I will say, I am guilty of hoarding some files that I probably don't need. You're not guilty. You're allowed to own things.

I mean, if you put it up to this chick, I'll be doing a hard time for this. This is the equivalent of me knocking on the door. Dumping fucking trash in a ravine. Oh, buddy. You want to see what... Okay, I'll take a look. Take a look at my Gmail. She's going to be

knocking on the door with the police and asking me a few questions about that. Woo! 37 37 582 unread emails oh no 61 000 no 37 582 so you have 61 in your all mail what oh 61 in my all mail yeah what do you have two email things there um addresses no they're the same one it's just this one i never check it's just when it's on the phone and the other one's my gmail app i guess I could get rid of that one. Damn, Ryan's using a prime fucking iPhone real estate for nothing. Well, that's what I'm saying, though.

$60,000, can you imagine? She wouldn't like that either. Buddy, two emails? I think she's going to be knocking on the door. She's going to have a rap. She wants government-approved emails where you got to go to the commission downtown and be like, I'd like a new email, please.

And they go, what is the purpose of this email? I get a lot of spam from signing up for websites and stuff, so I just like a second email. Denied! Next! But well, we have you in there.

Take a look at your phone. No! No, please don't't you've also been docked two social credit points move on get on the treadmill no not the treadmill please not the treadmill did i stutter and then you get on the treadmill I just tried to go in for you know to get a new email next thing you know I got my dick chopped off and I'm in jail luckily female jail there is no male jail

in thousands of years there is no male jail no no there's only no men they got rid of the problem they stopped allowing the males to roam in the streets a long time ago. It gets you on any infraction. What? What's this here?

What's this here? All the cops are females for sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is this a meme? They're bobbies, but with an I. Definitely 1,000% though. I do think it's only going to be, you're only going to hear no-namers

and it's going to be a big thing. I think that it's just, in the Western world, I do think it's hard for them to really have a campaign where they're really taking anyone of high profile and putting them behind bars. For here? Here're like like in where they're really taking anyone of high profile and putting them behind bars here is that tommy robinson guy they got behind bars yeah

yeah they did get him but yeah but someone like a comedian who's like i'm saying things that are wrong but satirically or in jest to highlight like the absurd i mean i know in like muslim countries obviously i'd expect that there's like super highly religious countries or china for sure i mean yeah and that's what people are worried about that these countries are going to become that that's what they want yeah yeah that's what they want and well i mean it's it's theoretically possible do you hear uh peter teal's uh theory of uh i don't know did you did you watch any of the rogan peter teal uh? Yeah, I listened to a good chunk of it. But Peter Thiel, basically, they're talking about Epstein.

And I was thinking it's funny. In China, they just make people disappear. In here, you've got to take them to an island. You've got to fuck a kid. And then you've got to blackmail them. And they're thinking Raytheon needs more money. It's a whole system here. It's a whole system.

Those over there, you just make them disappear, right? But the funniest part was when they were talking about the Epstein, Peter Thiel was saying that he thinks there might be like a alternative theory and his alternative theory for why bill gates might be because basically it's funny because i i kind of like understand how he thinks where he's just like someone will tell him a theory and he's like well maybe but i all does this and also this and also this and he's trying to like put which is kind of like a little bit how i think which is kind of funny when guys like that go on and i'm kind of like i think a little bit like that too and then he thinks like an investor yeah

but you look at yeah you look at the comments and every person's like i hate you this is the worst and i was like that's what i think but yeah you're right he thinks of it like an investment like if someone can because it's you know what there's also i remember matt sancom the hard times guy said me this a long time ago but there's sort sort of like levels of, like people kind of that are like commentators a lot of times start to get like mixed up with saying they're journalists. Yeah. But really there's like levels, right? There's sort of, you know, there's kind of another, that quote Chamath guy at one point,

he goes, that doesn't reach my level. And people are all like shitting on him for it. Yeah, the Israel guy. But there is truth where there's people that that there's like journalists that are kind of in the trenches like figuring stuff out and a lot of times you have to work forever on one thing kind of like to some degree you might be with a joke where like you're working on this one joke for like eight months right yeah and then there's like the level where it boils up to where you know this level of people starts talking about it and then there's kind of a level that's higher than that where like maybe everyone starts talking about it and there's kind of you

know then there's it's kind of like the the guy gets the local news and then he gets and then all of a sudden all the late night shows are making jokes about it but there's that for conspiracies right yeah and i think some people just have like a lower threshold where they're like uh anything i'm interested in right and then i kind of move on to the next one. But so I, I see a little bit like that with, with theories that you're kind of like your pit people are, when you're hearing conspiracy theories,

you're sort of hearing them as if someone was pitching you businesses where you're like, okay, yeah, what's the possible not trying to poke holes in them, but it's like, you're not. And I think that some people,

like if someone spends their entire, like if someone spent like the last 12 years looking at something and then they send it to you and you're immediately trying to poke holes i could see why they're being like um why are you being a shill and you're kind of like no i'm just like yeah i'm trying to just kind of give an alternate but yeah you'd be like that with anything but when so basically the bill gates one he was like there could be an alternative theory where essentially bill gates um they start all these charity organizations because basically if you give if you put all your money into this charity and you both own it once you get divorced if all of the money's in the charity when they get divorced they can't take the money out of the charity right so and you're really the one that's in control of the charity,

so you get to keep your money. And Epstein's an expert at this, but I was like, that would be so fucking funny if that's actually true. If your wife goes, you don't deserve all my Microsoft money. You didn't invent anything. But how fucking funny that is is a conspiracy, though, where you go, majority of charities that exist was from guys divorcing their wives not wanting they're buying time until the divorce essentially

they're like we're just gonna put this money in the charity buy some time put all my money in there and then once the divorce happens she doesn't get half of his shit because you can't take the money you basically she was she was like a day one two so she's probably you don't get bezos essentially yeah yeah like you're you're getting she's probably would have been entitled to 50 bill or more oh my god she would have gotten everything but bill gates is like well if you want to take half the money out of the charity you can i mean if you want just people in africa to die on mass you literally force your wife to be like if she wants the money she has to take it from the charity did he get it back from the charity i don't think anyone to be honest i don't even think you can get it back from the charity still in the charity but i guess you

can have some start like putting a lot of expenses on the chair personal expenses to the charity maybe i think that's the only thing you really can do right but it's just me i don't know i was like loving that theory where you go that's what happens is you you put all your money in the chair i mean it was interesting that he was like epstein was because everybody's always like what was what was he good at he goes he's like this he's really good he's like a tax scammer tax scammer like tax avoidance tax yeah they basically you basically pitched him as like a tax scammer which i had never heard before peter till is pretty funny how slow he talks man all those guys like that's called lots of autism i know they get they

really struggle to get the words out oh big time times me times fucking 100 yeah it's the psychopath shit interesting that i didn't realize how that how much of a miami look he had to he had his fucking chest out yeah it was gay i knew he was gay But I wasn't expecting Gay gay I didn't know he was that gay You know what I mean Not like PayPal gay Well I've seen him In other things before I guess he's normally

Wearing sort of like A more you know Yeah I guess I don't I guess I don't see him In his dinner wear that often Yeah but he's also He's German

So he's like He's Euro gay He's Euro gay Yeah It was a very Euro gay Yeah it was But I mean he is Yeah But I could was a very euro gay yeah it was and but i mean he is yeah but i i could also see the other side where it annoys people where anytime a conspiracy comes up he's like poking holes in it where people are just it's it does come across as like you're like not

being fun yeah you know what i mean yeah he's a bit of a debbie like it does come across of like when you're doing that too much your buddy like oh yo, oh, yo, do you think this and this? You're like, no, that doesn't make sense. What about this and this and this? You're like, probably not. What about this and this? Is it the probability of that is low? He's like, all right, fucking beat it.

I do get why it's, like, not a fun guy to have around. Yeah. Everything everyone brings up, you go, that's a low probability. It's probably more likely this. Yo, do you think that? That doesn't seem fun. I mean, the Bill Gates one does seem kind of funny do you think that guy fucking smashed that girl

I would put that probability very low fucking get this guy out of here not a fun guy no so just because Ben Affleck is going to be he's going to be on the market

this person said but you know what did you see the uh china olympics thing where china basically said they're in their press try china nice try china china's like we actually uh won the china and their media says that they're actually the winners because they basically say they include taiwan and hong kong and they go america they count as black people as a separate thing and white people as a separate thing and uh what so Hong Kong was trying to say that like America was separating into two categories they said you know Africans that were brought over from the slave trade and then European Anglo Europeans or whatever that be moved to America and they were

trying to say that's two different things. Oh. So they basically tried to, like, take black people off the American total so they could, like... Oh, the totals wouldn't be doing so hot in that case. Well, that's...

Yeah. But that's what China's trying to do to be, like... You know what I mean? Yeah. They're basically saying, like, America's juicing their numbers. Is Hong Kong winning a lot of medals?

I mean, even if it was, like like two or three, whatever it was, China basically rigged it. When they released their press release, they tell everyone, like, we actually won. China won. Right. Oh, I mean, two golds for Hong Kong. Two golds, two bronzes.

So that's something. I think that was enough to put China over. Yeah, enough for their media to spin that story. But, dude, as much as it's funny to make fun of the media here, their media to spin that story but dude that you know as much as it's funny to make fun of the media here their media it's hilarious i just straight up like to come back and be like i know everyone's saying we didn't win the olympics we did yeah well it's not the media it's just like the government is the government because here here media who's in your story today well that seems like what ours do too yeah hey listen now everything anyone ever does is weird weird yeah anything that half the country

does is weird my lazy husband refused to help with chores so i went on strike so ben affleck's gonna have to deal with this kind of shit now he's on the market what happened with jlo yes is ben wouldn't do his chores well this one's even a permanent strike i think she has been on strike the whole time i can't imagine jlo's doing like a ton of uh housework no but the reason it's funny is because she and the reason this is even an article is there's a show called mums on strike and this guy she can made this guy go on it so it's like you got to be some type of bitch to like ever agree to go on this show mums on strike but i think what happened was he's basically with this girl she's basically like i'm gonna divorce you or i'm going with divorce or go on this reality and he ends up so he ends up having to go on mums on strike right you don't want

yeah i don't think a lot of guys are gonna look too good after their episode mums on strike you couldn't pay me enough to go on mums on Strike. And the whole thing is basically they show you how hard her life is, and then you have to do camera interviews where you'd be like, I didn't realize how hard her life was. Yeah, not to be this guy because I couldn't get the information, but is she just a straight stay-at-home mom? Uh-huh. She doesn't work?

No. The stay-at-home mom be a decent and decently important factor oh yeah yeah but she says guys like i work all day oh and uh you want to know how much he works he was he's been described as a workaholic uh she says she would often spend the day cleaning up after their children and he would complain that the house looked messy The mom of two reached out to Had reached the end of her tether And she was out of options

And there was only one option left Get a job Moms on strike She was considering leaving her husband Right before the family was selected to appear Channel 5 show Moms on strike She'd already applied for Mums on Strike and then she was considering leaving him because

he complains that it's too messy the show has Mums on I mean some dudes are their dicks caught in between the vice because honest to god if you do if you do have a woman and you don't have the prenup and she was like and he's like well I pay for everything he's like well yeah I could get half that anyway

so right and you're and you're gonna be paying me alimony and you're gonna have to work And she was like, and he's like, well, I pay for everything. He's like, well, yeah, I could get half that anyway. So right. And you're going to be paying me alimony and you're going to support. And so a lot of these dudes will be tidy. So a lot of guys is nuts in the vice. Yeah, that is a tough spot, too, because you're like, yeah, I mean, I guess we could get divorced and I'll take half your shit and you'll never see the kids. I guess that is an option if you want. Yeah.

So you really and he's probably like, you just spend like an hour less on TikTok. Is it possible to just maybe do a little bit like when i is it possible to not have like grime everywhere yeah i was like i don't know and she was like that's it we're going on moms on strike like kids are obviously messy i'm sure but again if she was working i would definitely if he's working then there's that's that yeah it should be even but the show has moms leave the home and make their partner fend for themselves for seven days so the guys to take seven days off work to go great clean those to go on this fucking and you know that they make an abnormal amount of stuff like they they pick the the a week as if like it would never happen

you know what i mean oh sure like in her mind the stay-at-home mom was just like you know because what it would really be they're like how would you like it you're gonna be at home by yourself fending for yourself the guy just like you know makes it because it's way easier than ordering a pizza and then you know watches tv and she's like no you don't understand my normal day is i i go get an oil change and then i you know you gotta go grocery shopping and then we have to take like every kid to every appointment in the history of the world then it's all this stuff like i work in a mine I actually shingle the thing. I shingle the house.

You go, you do that every day. Way easier than me. Every single day. Yeah, every single day. You go, every single day. I re-shingle the house every single day, yes. Yeah, I imagine he's like, this is probably, compared to my job, much easier. I mean.

I get to hang out with my kids all day. I'm sure there's some people that have jobs that you're not really doing much. Yeah. There are easy jobs out there. day i'm sure there's some people that have jobs that are you're not really doing much you know there are easy jobs out there but yes probably most jobs are probably non-debatably are easier than uh cleaning a house yeah i mean put it this way there's a lot of people that do house cleaning as their job and they do about five in a day yes correct i mean i don't know again i don't have kids i don't know what the damage kids can do in a single day i imagine they can mess it up like make it not tidy well it's hard for

i mean obviously if you have a ton of kids or it's hard for three years but yeah but again like are we talking about just like shit strewn about or are we talking about shit smeared on the wall kind of deal like where she's constantly how dirty is it yeah or she had to go on strike yeah she's gonna go and strike him over it well he's apparently comes home and he goes the place is too uh dirty and he she was sick of hearing that so she went on strike certainly not gonna be cleaning up uh she said it was so difficult it was oblivious uh to him the things they needed doing none of it seemed to exist to him the things they needed doing. None of it seemed to exist to him. I remember once he wrote down what we thought we needed to do and then I wrote down what I thought

and I had, his list only had four things on it and mine was a full side full of paper. So, I mean, obviously the answer is like those are the four things that he would like done. Yeah, he goes, most of these things are not important and you're kind of getting caught up in doing things that are not important and you're kind of getting caught up

and doing things that are not important yeah honestly i really think that reorganizing and unorganizing the book case every night really doesn't have to be on you don't have to polish every single one of your royal dalton figurines every single day that's not important she goes but they get dust on them yeah exactly so he was like she was like can you believe you only thought four things it was just like okay we'll try just doing those four things i guess and then see if he notices and if he doesn't i guess those are the four things again that seems like that's the ultimate compromise he goes i just want you to do these four things i know but she goes no but i gotta do these 30 you don't understand all these things yeah it's hard to i

mean every girl uh maybe not everyone but i've definitely met a lot of girls that uh are prone to have a lot of useless items on their to-do list sure i'm sure there's dudes that do that too i guess yeah i guess i haven't been that intimately housed with guys but i sort of have it does yeah because i've lived with dudes i think it's more of a girl thing. Yeah, probably. I mean, again, maybe there's all these kid-related things I don't know about that need to happen. Kids, yeah, kids is fair. It is what it is. I feel like you wake them up, you feed them, you make sure they don't get killed.

Yeah. I know they are constantly trying to kill themselves. That's true. There is that element. Do you see the mixed gender fight that happened between it was i saw the guy craig jones gabby garcia that actually did go through and they did the fight she's twice as she looks like um from like the guy from happy gilmore she's insane looking yeah like the happy gilmore i know it's hard to believe that that's like a woman but she's

just like a super crazy looking woman oh jaws yeah it looks like jaws she looks like jaws yeah so basically the depressed conference and he kissed her and then she got flipped out i don't know how rigged that was probably she seemed like she was mad about it but then they did do the fight uh i don't really know the extent to which that was what happened yeah i thought i thought because everybody was like fights canceled so that it wasn't canceled okay what happened uh the guy just kicked the shit out of her she was way bigger than put it he was like kind of's canceled. So that didn't really work. It wasn't canceled. Okay, what happened? The guy just kicked the shit out of her. She was way bigger then. He was like kind of hot dogging it.

And then he put her in a leg bar. And that was that. That was that. Because he is way smaller than her. Yeah, but I mean. It doesn't matter. Yes. I mean, you can kick the shit out of girls that are bigger than you.

Yeah. She looked really slow. Like, he looked like legitimately like he could do the move where he runs. Runs through her legs and shit. Yeah. No, like behind her. And she's just's just like oh and he's just behind her yeah the 50 year old sprinter uh and this is the other one uh so i want to bring up that one there's one more that's even funnier yeah uh there's a trans uh sprinter and because the special olympics is happening right now the sprinter said to be the first transgender Paralympian

So this guy is 50 years old Paralympics 50 years old, he's racing against blind chicks So it wasn't Anytime you have someone That's 50 years old at the Olympics You're like, well what's going on here Well I guess Paralympics is a little more open

Is there 50 year olds in the Paralympics? I mean there is, there is. There's one right here. Yeah, but this is trans. Oh, you're saying because it's trans. Ah, that's a good question. That is a good question. I mean, it may be the odd strength sport, but if they're blind, why would there be...

Yeah, yeah. Do they only have four competitors? Obviously, why would it be older people? That's a good question. Well, basically, this guy is 50 years old racing against blind chicks. Okay. I wonder how he did. Oh, no. It hasn't started yet. I don't think he actually

did that good because he's 50. Well, apparently, he medaled. I think he got the bronze. No, it hasn't happened yet. The Paralympics says it starts August 28th. Last year, he won two bronze medals at the the paralympics says it starts august 28th um last year he won two bronze medals at the paralympics all right so this will be you're gonna put some money on that that's what i'm saying let me check polymarket is that an option i mean next he's gonna be in the next

year racing against you know he's gonna do shop on against our amputees seem like you have i mean if you're 50 years old Racing in the 100 meters You might want to say That yeah He's probably Have some unfair I think he was like An elite runner too

When he was in his 20s But then he like Went blind or something I don't understand Why the blind thing Changes for running That much Well you just can't

You just get to be Because they're not Completely blind are they I think he might be Completely blind I've seen some Blind runners Where they have

They have a guide Like there's someone running like basically holding their hand kind of what if they run faster than their guy and they can't run fast how do they get a guy that's faster than them well because they're not there might be well but what if they are super fast but they but they're just blind like you're not gonna you have to go get the the guy who won the 100 meter to be yeah you gotta get someone who's as fast as you, I guess. This makes no sense. I've seen a video of it before, of Paralympic running, but they can't all be blind.

Like, I wonder what the... It doesn't make... Blind... They should just... They should just do it by times and not all run at once. That would be a better way to do it. I wonder if they... But then again, you still might just end up

running full speed into the rail. A bunch of them are like the oscar pistoria situation where they have like the blade well those guys are actually better they run faster than normal runners yeah they have some of them have no legs the blade runners are fucking so nice man like here's here's one this is a top running moment this guy looks normal i can't tell what his disability is but it is crazy because some of them are like Well, the blades are insane. No legs against some people. Blades are playing basketball on stilts. It's like unfair. It is because a lot of them are

like amputees, but then some of them aren't. Some of them are just like, I have autism. The blade one's honestly better to watch than the normal 100 meters. And they go faster. But the blades is kind of like, it's the equivalent of saying. But Oscar Pesorius didn't run and didn't do Paralympics.

He did regular Olympics, right? Well, he wanted to, and they kind of were like, it's unfair. Oh. Like, that was the controversy. They're like, oh, he doesn't even have real legs and he's running. And you're like, yeah, and there's not fake legs or faster than real legs because they have springs in them. Yeah, they have springs. They're like carbon fiber.

It's a guy with no legs being like i'm competing in the tour de france with my motorbike it's like yeah but it's like unfair yes he was i don't know if you i'm looking it up i don't think he was in the yeah there's a big dispute over the prosthesis yeah i mean that is and the dispute landed on like yeah i mean carbon fiber yeah oh yeah he attempted to qualify for the 2008 olympics did i thought he destroyed the numbers though but then he uh i don't know but he participated in the 2008 summer paralympics in beijing 100 200 and 400 meters uh and he set a paralympic record with his time 11.16 seconds he was pretty fast was the man, yeah. Pretty fast for 100 meters. I mean, I can't do that.

He definitely would have gotten to jail for extreme misogyny. I mean, he did go to jail for extreme misogyny. I know, okay. I wasn't sure where you were going with that. Well, he just went to jail for normal murder, but I don't think he went to jail for extreme misogyny. Well, he killed his wife. Well, I'm just saying, though,

they didn't have this charge yet. I mean, in the the uk they would have had the tack on they would have attacked it on also two counts of aggravated extreme misogyny yeah that would be a little multiplier there and then uh here when you were choking your wife and during sex he said this is for not finishing the dishes extreme misogyny all right this has been the boys cast patreon.com slash the boys cast peace