The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Moms Against Memes

Episode Date: September 11, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. We're gonna live forever, we're gonna live forever, and you can tell our friends. Welcome to the BoyzCast, the first podcast exclusively for the boys with Ryan Long. Now, it is official, the BoyzCast is going to be moving to its own YouTube channel. Please subscribe right now. Next episode will be streaming. This will be the last one at youtube.com slash ryanlongcomedy. And now we will have the Boyscast channel. And there's a Clips channel too that is cooking.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Both of those you can see them on the side of my channel as well as right here. I have been having a ton of fun in my personal life by photoshopping different girls into OnlyFans advertisements. Now that's been, it's a ball. I recommend everyone does it. Photoshop is, I hate the fact that I waited till this long in my life to get good at Photoshop. I was doing everything in my editing programs,
Starting point is 00:01:03 but this is what I've been doing. You know, there was this one chick in Toronto and she has an OnlyFans and all my friends in the chat group are like, this is crazy. She's an OnlyFans. I was messaging my buddy. She's kind of fat. I'm like, his daughter's birthday present is going to be a little late this year because all of his money is going to be going to this. And I go, yeah, it's actually pretty crazy. You would be surprised at how many girls are doing that. And I just picked the most, this one girl, it's like 400 pounds. I just just put OnlyFans like Thanksgiving or Labor Day discount and then they're like are you crazy that's insane and all my friends are like believing it and then I photoshopped this one girl she wears a hijab and talked about being Muslim on stage I know I know it's crazy I would have
Starting point is 00:01:38 never expected it and he goes isn't that against her religion and I go yeah I know but I guess she's so into feminism that she just thinks it's okay to do it anyway it's like empowering but she keeps the hat on when she's doing it her hijab so I recommend you do that you can photoshop your buddy's girlfriend just put an only fan sign and send it to him be like dude have you seen this you can have a lot of fun with the photoshop the new Joe Biden commercial I don't know if you guys so i was i got a haircut and they had the mtv awards on there and they played the new joe biden commercial you guys have to see this look it up it basically goes it's it's like a rap song and they're they just cut to like all
Starting point is 00:02:17 this black shit and it's like no justice no peace vote biden vote Biden. They're really trying to make it cool. I mean, the guy's 95 years old. There's like, you know, it's like kids skipping in the hood. Joe Biden's teaching people how to Dougie. He's one step away from just wearing a do-rag in his own ads and being like, yeah, yeah, that's I'm that dude. I got a FUBU track suit on and a do-rag. I would love if he just leaned all the way into it, like he just divorced his wife. My first lady is going to be a 500-pound black woman. Just fuck it. Full black everything. All these motherfuckers in the White House don't want to vote for Biden. Just go full out, all in. And Trump ads are just literally him retweeting stuff
Starting point is 00:03:01 that people on 4chan made. Just a picture of Joe Biden's face superimposed over a shampoo bottle while he fucks it with his full-year-rec dick in the shower. Basically, Biden's attack ads and Trump's real ads are fairly similar. Biden's like, hey, why don't we make an ad of Trump punting a child immigrant over a border wall with a soccer cleat. And you're like, actually, Trump kind of just retweeted that that someone made about him. So I don't know if that's totally going to work. Highly recommend you check out this ad.
Starting point is 00:03:34 It is the it is equivalent of like Steve Martin, you know, in Queen Latifah, where he's like basically every movie in the 90s where a white guy comically dated a big black chick and did all this stuff. He shows up, he's got all the chains on, he's trying to rap, he's low riding his pants to try to fit in. That's what they're doing non-ironically. Joe Biden is literally, and there was no point in tell Obama, if you look back, at no point was he's like, yeah, I'm the urban candidate. He did a reverse Vanilla Ice where Vanilla Ice went from rapper to now I'm like a dirt bike, white trash, piece of garbage. And Joe Biden's like, yeah, I've been a nerdy politician my whole life, a bureaucrat, if you will.
Starting point is 00:04:19 And now look at me. I have a grill. Are you impressed? Vote for me. I promise grills for all. That's my policy. Now this episode, what I want to talk about is a viral tweet storm that happened. There was this mother and someone sent me this and everyone's retweeting it and everyone's posting it like, got them. And it's maybe the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life so this mother basically says that she realized that white boys are getting radicalized on the internet and and then she has
Starting point is 00:04:52 the reason why and essentially she knows how to combat it and she's like they need to get not be in this propaganda and there's so many funny parts about it. I've said this before, but there's such an element of all of this stuff and all of the culture war and everything that just boils down to these people can't admit that they're not cool anymore. They want to go and tell everyone what to do, but they want to be cool about it. It's kind of like when religious people, you know, I've said this before, but when the religious guys go, I know someone cool and his name is Jesus Christ. How about that? And there's this other thing where they go, don't say this word. Hey, you're not supposed to do this. And you go, oh my God, this person's a nerd. They want to tell everyone what to do. And they go, no, I'm not a nerd. You're a nerd. It's actually, it's actually cool to tell people what to do. Oh, you know, what's cool is fighting oppression. And you go, listen, I understand you want to be this person that's telling everyone what to do.
Starting point is 00:05:50 But you also think you're like, no, no, no, no. We're cool. And that's a big problem of this. There's this generation of millennial mothers and generation of people that refuse to admit that they've grown up. You're not 19 anymore and you're not on the pulse. And so they see all this stuff and they interpret it as like, oh, kids, they're radical. And it's like, no, you're just not young anymore. So this is how it starts. Do you have teenage sons? Listen up. Did you breed a monster?
Starting point is 00:06:25 Did you breed the future of patriarchy? The future of oppression in America? Did that spit out of your vagina and you're shamed of it? You should be. But more importantly, I've been watching my boys' online behavior. That'd be fun, just cruising the internet with your mom over your shoulder. And notice that social media sites are actively laying the groundwork in white teens to turn them into alt-right white supremacists. This is a big thing. By the way, she's saying this right now.
Starting point is 00:06:55 So even if you were to be like into her formula, you'd be like, yeah, I mean, that was probably more of a five years ago thing when a lot of people were getting into this and you're like, wait a second. There is an entire sector of people online that are part of a cult and they want you to think that you're part of a cult. They're fully indoctrinated. They go, here's the hierarchy of race. Here's the hierarchy of gender. Here's the hierarchy of victimization in every sort of way. And then they go, you're in a cult and you're like, here's 20 tenants of victimization in every sort of way and then they go you're in a cult and you're like here's 20 tenants that you believe and you live your entire life by it and now your son doesn't like that stuff because it's dorky and you're like this guy's in a cult no he doesn't you're in a cult and he's trying to avoid being in the cult and not to mention you go it's
Starting point is 00:07:41 part of the alt-right it's like someone like this has changed their opinions to believe that everything that they don't like is part of the alt-right. She's probably talking about Ben Shapiro and Stephen, you know what I mean? This kid's probably like watching Stephen Crowder change my mind or something like that. And she's like, this guy is becoming a white supremacist. Are you a woke mom whose kids are normal? That should be like kind of more the thing is like, Hey, do you just have normal teenage kids that like, aren't into not nonsense shit that you're trying to shove down their face that they should be feeling guilty 24 seven.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And they like laughing on the internet. Well, we got the remedy to get them with the program. We're going to, what we're going to do is we're going to tape their eyeballs open and they're going to watch Lilly sing 24 seven to get them on the right side of history. And there's just something so funny about moms telling their kids that are into like kind of aggressive stuff on the Internet that not realizing that like, no, they just fucking like this stuff because you hate it. You know what I mean? And a big part of the equation is you. A lot of these people don't realize the extent to which them loving something and your mom being like, hey, guess what? I have a new thing to tell you about, you know, why boys are bad and what you need to change. And they go, yo, fuck that. What is my mom's least favorite things? You're the mom telling your kids that listening to
Starting point is 00:09:05 Marilyn Manson is worshiping the devil and that's the exact same thing that happened all these churches would go this kid you know he's listening to the devil look at all these devil signs the same way that you're combing through you know these people on the internet and you go oh look they're trying to turn him into a white supremacist he's trying to turn him into this that was them they like did your kids do the devil horns? The amount that you could put together videos of the exact correlations, warning signs that your kid is becoming a Satan worshiper, warning signs that your kid is becoming a member of the alt-right.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Just a mom who has no context of culture whatsoever. She's watching, you know, The Daily Show, and that's her entire, you know, she still thinks that's cool. You know what I mean? She watches Trevor Noah, and she goes, I'm a cool, hip mom. I'm a cool, hip mom.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I watch The Daily Show. I'm into feminism like the kids. And you go, unfortunately, that's not what's going on right now. Your kid just sounds like he's not a pussy. He's not going to. Imagine your mom, you and your mom go to, like, you know, the feminist march together, and you're like, my son's a good boy.
Starting point is 00:10:13 He's a good boy. He writes essays about why women are better than men. He's a good boy. Yeah, that would not be someone that I'd like to be friends with. You're the mom that wants his kid to wear a helmet while skateboarding. You don't want him to hear the wrong words because he might become part of the devil. They've made a lot of stuff uncool in the last little while. And this is obviously a feminine movement. That's why the world needs the boys, guys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. But I was talking about this the other day, but there's, I saw there was these mothers and it was an article and they made these vagina cookies and it was a big
Starting point is 00:10:49 empowering story. It was like, they made these vagina cookies. It was like women taking it back, which is always just so funny. Cause out of the gate, you're like, you know, I would love to show up with like, I made these dick cookies for, for men's rights. It's a throbbing, pulsing penis. And then we're selling them. And I'd love to see Buzzfeed cover rights. It's a throbbing, pulsing penis. And then we're selling them. And I'd love to see BuzzFeed cover that. I mean, maybe they'd cover it for gay pride. They'd be like, oh, gay rights.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Look it. Here's a dong in a mouth. But just for men, for MGTOW. The same reason why they say that they're not going to shave their armpits for feminism the way that I want to say that I'm going to not wipe my ass. I'm going to stop wiping my ass for men's rights. I think that the men's suicide rate's too high, so I literally have a crusty asshole until we figure out something to do about these bodies.
Starting point is 00:11:41 And when I watch these vagina cookies, I go, that might be something that's kind of if you were a kid and you were like in high school and they had a bake sale and you go you know let's make vagina cookies and then you show up and you're like what do you mean I'm just trying to I'm trying to support and the teacher has to be like I know I don't like this but they're they're doing an empowerment and you're like yeah you're just making that shit lame. You're just making vaginas lame. That's why the new counterculture is sucking dick. Who's with me? The system is purposely created to disillusioned white boys away from progressive liberal policies. Don't you think it's possible, mom, that you being a mother shoving stuff down your kid's face is possibly part of the equation
Starting point is 00:12:28 for why people don't like this shit you know there's so many people that they don't even care about trump they don't care about biden they just hate you the famous saying that like a lot of people have said and i think the south park guys even quoted this it was like you know i hate conservatives but i really fucking hate liberals and it's kind of like who's more annoying at the that like a lot of people have said, and I think the South Park guys even quoted this. It was like, you know, I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals. And it's kind of like, who's more annoying at the time? Do I see religious people yelling at me and telling me what to do?
Starting point is 00:12:53 I don't really see it. I also live in New York City, but that's not something that I've seen. So you go, there's a system online. It's like, like it's this choreographed conspiratorial effort. It's like, if there is a choreographed conspiratorial effort. It's like, if there is a choreographed conspiratorial effort, it's these huge tech companies, it's billionaires funding,
Starting point is 00:13:12 you know, these activist organizations that's specifically created. But like, when you look at what like Pepe was, or all of these kind of like meme cultures on the internet, a lot of that was driven by like 16 year olds-olds of all different races. People in China loved that stuff. So this idea that this is set up, it's designed. It's like, no, you guys have been saying a lot of stuff that annoys people. And you've been, the mothers have mothered everyone into oblivion where people go and your kid doesn't like this and you go it's designed they're all in it together all these 14 year old kids that are
Starting point is 00:13:55 that are putting posting memes it's part of a they're all working for the right wing george soros equivalent i don't think that's what's happening, mom. When you cast an entire group of people that don't get with the program onto the bad side, guess what? That side got funner. It's not very fun to hang out with a group of people that's scolding you 24-7. There's also such an inability to realize that some people just might be right wing. The same way they can't realize that some people might might be right wing the same as the same way they can't realize that some people might just try to be have fun it's like there is you know half of the country is that way and half the country is the other way and you go they're all brainwashed and i do think that if people get that people get like hardcore into like some religious cult or whatever
Starting point is 00:14:39 that's brainwashed or if some people get in the woke cult like they're brainwashed but like if i have a friend that's like some super left-wing guy and he just thinks like that, it's like, that doesn't mean he's brainwashed. Like it just means that maybe that's what like naturally aligned with his sensibilities of who he is as a person. You can't take anyone at face value. Can you mom? The lack of understanding and like empathy to understand that there people aren't always you always just makes me laugh right now. It's just like when people, you know, people criticize and they go, this is right. You're wrong. And you go, yeah, dude, I know what you think. You don't understand what I think.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Kind of reminds me of something that just happened recently. So a friend of mine, comic, probably more left wing, like, you know, or, you know, if anything, doesn't have the craziest belief structure on any of it. And he made this video making fun of Joe Biden and a 55 year old comedian chick from Toronto messaged him. And she goes, hey, just so you know, I think you should take that down because it's going to hurt Joe Biden's chances of winning. And you go, who gives a shit? First of all, you don't live in that country second of all i'm not part of the administration i made this video because i thought it was funny i did and you go oh uh this is my get like it like as if he didn't realize that as you go oh fuck i didn't even think of that holy shit i'm so like no did it ever occur to you that some
Starting point is 00:16:03 people could not give less of a fuck if jo Biden wins, even if they aren't Trump people? Like, oh my God, I am so sorry. I'm going to take this down immediately. Thank you. Thank you for pointing that out to me. Like she's some hero. This person's a nightmare, by the way. Danny did his free speech show once, Danny Polachuk, and then she, she commented 80 comments on it, yelling at him. And then he woke up and they were gone. And he just had 80 notifications from a 50-year-old woman that was, 55-year-old woman that's up at four in the morning, yelling at his wall because he's free speech. And then he goes, and she goes, well, if that's what free speech means, then I guess I am against free speech. And he was like, yeah, you are. And I was like, you're just realizing that?
Starting point is 00:16:45 He's like, I think people should be able to say whatever they want, except for this and this and this and this and this. You're like, yeah, so you don't. The fact that this guy's comedy, it needs to make sure that it's not harming Joe Biden's campaign. Like he's the press secretary for the Biden administration. You stupid idiot. First, the boys are inundated with memes
Starting point is 00:17:06 with subtly racist, sexist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic jokes. Or in my case, not subtly sexist. Maybe some people are just actually making the jokes without hiding behind the fact that they're on your team. Mom has noticed that the comedy that the kids listening to aren't meeting her standards of safeness and she's got a big problem with this and most kids don't see the nuance and then they repeat and share yeah now do rap now do movies now do video games how about that how do you argue
Starting point is 00:17:41 that you are different from a mom that was saying rap's a problem because they're talking about killing people? We're going to kill people and be drug dealers. And then you would be perfectly fine with that. I'm sure this mom has a favorite rapper because that's safe now. She goes, but memes are influencing the kids badly. So why isn't a rapper telling them to be drug dealers, influencing them badly? The fact of the matter is, is that yeah, teenagers like stuff that's not safe. And the fact that you are like, I think this, I think these memes might be influencing them in a negative way. Yeah, that's why they like it, dingbat. Then they are called, then when they are called out for these jokes phrases memes by
Starting point is 00:18:27 their parents teachers or females at school and online you know the boys feel shame and embarrassment and that leads people to their worst decisions it sounds like she's almost getting it that you calling people out are part of the equation like you're almost gonna get it the fact that that when you tell people, because yeah, that's what makes people less sexist is scolding them and yelling at them. That's how you actually make someone less racist when you ruin their life.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Take their job away. Actually expel them from society. And then that's when they usually have the epiphany of like, oh, racism is bad. That's usually how it works from what I've seen. That's generally how men work, is they love being in a corner like a rat. They love being painted into a corner by everyone in their life.
Starting point is 00:19:13 They love when their girlfriend does it. They love when their parents do it. That's just men's human nature. So she's almost getting that. But I have a feeling it's going to take a turn. Yeah, the bottom line is no one wants advice from anyone. You know when your friend, has anyone who's had friends that asked them their advice on girls? Like, hey, I think I should break up with this girl.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And you go, yeah, you should. Would you give your advice for real? I don't know what I would say in this scenario. We'd have to, you know, show me the nudes first. Okay, yeah, that's fine. I'm going to need to see the behind too. Do you have any butt photos? But no one ever takes anyone's advice.
Starting point is 00:19:48 The bottom line is people ask for advice. And if your advice aligns with what they were already going to do, then it may be at the very most that advice will, it might give them confidence and to do it. And they were already kind of planning on it. But if it doesn't, they're not. People come all the time to me of like, hey, how do I like, you know, I want to start doing this or once they're doing this and you give them exact route and they go, yeah, it doesn't sound like something I want to do. No one wants your advice. Girls are big into giving
Starting point is 00:20:17 their advice all the time. You know, you should break up with this guy. It's like, yeah, yeah, that's who they listen to. They're friends on guys. No one listens to anyone. The second step is the boys consuming media with the people are too sensitive and you can't say anything anymore as themes for these boys. They will ring true because they're getting in trouble for nothing in their minds. This allows boys to shed the shame and replace it with anger. Again, we're almost getting it, but there's a couple of things. One, this isn't something that you see a ton from kids. This is a culture war that has nothing to do with you versus your kids. There is an entire side of the country that is 50, that is 60, that is sharing this stuff. If anything, I see this less from kids because kids kind of like people that are in their 20s like are in college right now or even teenagers kind of understand more of the nuance than you do to be completely
Starting point is 00:21:09 honest of this whole thing they sort of whereas like if you're 50 right now you kind of be like oh people are too sensitive right now i think most people that are a little younger than that more understand that this is like a cult and like all these people are part of this thing it's not that they're sensitive it's that they're part of like a war and they think that no matter what, nothing should stop that war having a victory. And the truth is most people end up what their parents is. At the end of the day, most people that are born in Texas are going to probably end up voting right wing. Maybe they go through their phase of rebelling against their parents by being, yeah, mom, how about this? I'm a freaking live tard. Take that. Or, you know, some kid that's in New York and he's, you know, going through this phase of his edgy comedy phase, much against his
Starting point is 00:21:55 mom's wishes. Maybe every kid, just like every kid back in the day was like a rapper. There was every white kid was like a rapper for a while. There's always people going through phases. But at the end of the day, at the all, you know, when people are 50, you can generally look at it and most people kind of end up where their parents are. Most people that are religious, it's because their family was or whatever. And this might be one of the first times in history where people hate this so much, probably the same way that there was a ton of religious people that ended up moving to New York or L.A. and going against that. the same way that there was a ton of religious people that ended up like moving into, you know, New York or LA and going against that. This is one of the same thing where you have such an overreach that you have an actual generation that's going to probably stray away from what you are.
Starting point is 00:22:32 And you're looking at this, like the memes are just too good. Ah, it's not the lack of responsibility in the equation is you go, listen, for, for the end of time, you know, since ever, I've ever, most people kind of ended up where their parents are. But this time's different. And why is that? Because the memes are so fucking dank right now that the kids can't help themselves. And you don't see a little bit of that equation is because their mom is writing articles about how what they are doing is wrong. And that makes it a little bit more attractive. And who is their anger with? Women, feminists, liberals, people of color,
Starting point is 00:23:12 what? Gay folks, et cetera, et cetera. Again, the anger is with you. A lot of times you make fun of those things. And again, to create, to clump all these things in is the oldest trick in the book that they do. You want to say you're like an, you're a woman and you're telling people what they can say. And your kids are like, oh, fucking feminist moms are fucking annoying. And you go, oh, you hate women and people of color. And you're like, I didn't say anything about people of color. You hate gay people. I didn't say anything about gay people. They clump every group in so they could be like, we're together, right guys? Because that's like a classic women thing to do is, you know, they don't want to stick out. So if you're making fun
Starting point is 00:23:53 of a girl, it's like you're making fun of all the girls. That's why when I'm doing comedy, and this is like a rule that everyone kind of understands. If you're making fun of men, pick a, you can pick a specific guy and you go, look at this loser. If you're making fun of men You can pick a specific guy And you go look at this loser If you're making fun of women You want to make fun of a group of women Or women in general Because if you say look at this woman She looks weird
Starting point is 00:24:13 Everyone in the crowd will be like Hey dude come on But if you pick a guy and you're like Look at this fucking bald idiot And everyone's like yeah yeah yeah get him Because women don't feel that way around men as much So you can actually make fun of specific guys. But when you make fun of girls,
Starting point is 00:24:27 they always try to be a group. And then this is happening with this. They go, no, we don't find feminist nonsense annoying. It's like, oh, you hate us and people of color? And then they make it an 80% until 80% of the world is a victimized group. Hilarious. These people hate women, liberals, feminists, people of color. until 80% of the world is a victimized group. Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:24:48 These people hate women, liberals, feminists, people of color. Just stop speaking for everybody and you wouldn't have run into this problem. If you stopped saying, hey, gay people want this and gay people say you can't make jokes about them. Stop speaking for other groups and then maybe they wouldn't be as well. They'd be less likely to be clumped in as well. Stop speaking for people. Speak for yourself. Say, hey say hey i'm a mother mother's against drunk driving i'm mothers against offensive comedy because that's what this is it's white mothers against
Starting point is 00:25:13 offensive comedy this isn't people of color this isn't black guys that are against offensive comedy this isn't gay guys most of the gay guys i know are pretty into like raunchy shit so this isn't that so how about own your own thing and stop trying to get cool points by it's like, no, it's not mothers against offensive comedy. It's like mothers and black guys. Yeah, we don't like it. Right? Right, Jamal?
Starting point is 00:25:35 We hate this shit. And Jamal's like, what are you talking about? So how about this? You stop clumping people into your opinions and stop trying to speak for everyone. And then you might find that people stop, that dumb people don't blame them for your opinions and stop trying to speak for everyone. And then you might find that people stop, that dumb people don't blame them for your opinions that you've attributed to them when they've not asked for that. And with that, there's nobody there to dismantle the snowflake fallacy. Yeah, it's not a fallacy. It's not a fallacy.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I mean, there is, do you not see yourself and your little group of liberals? Look at anyone you know and you go, okay, what did they think five years ago? Like I did, I did that video and people are like, you know, that's something that you're not supposed to make fun of fat women. I go, every single one of you thought fat bastard was funny seven years ago and now you don't. And you, so you don't see that you have changed a little bit in what you're allowed what you're allowing so for you to go there's this fallacy for people to point it out i understand it's like kind of a cringe thing to be like oh this guy's a snowflake
Starting point is 00:26:35 and they go we're not the snowflakes you're the snowflakes and you kind of i'm not triggered you're triggered it gets into this dumb war and you sort of have to adapt you're like yeah that's not a fun thing to call someone you sound like a boomer when you call someone a snowflake. But the idea that there's no truth to that, that people don't aren't part of a cult where things that were funny before are unacceptable now. What is what's the fake part? Where's the fallacy? That's 100 percent happening. happening. And the idea that these people are like angry and you're like, you know, my son is angry right now and he doesn't know where to direct his anger. I'll tell you what you can do as an advice mom. Stop making their life worse. When you tell people what to do and you go,
Starting point is 00:27:19 oh, you know, we need to promote women and we need to do this. And your 13 year old son or however old he is, is living in a world in a time where it's already very difficult for teenagers. And you want to like essentially fill his head with propaganda, tell them men not to be men and not give them an outlet. You know, it's the, this is bad and this is bad. And they don't have any way to grow and become a human being. So you want a bunch of teenage boys to essentially subscribe to a philosophy, whereas they're the problem where they're an issue. And what's an issue about them? The things that they find funny, they look at something and they go, that's funny. And you go, that was wrong. You shouldn't think that you shouldn't feel that you should not feel any joy and your instincts are wrong. And if you're telling people that what they're experiencing and their feelings.
Starting point is 00:28:10 And it's so funny because especially for like women and stuff that are so, you know, their number one thing is like my feelings. You go, you're not, you know, but I feel this way and you should be paying attention to that. And I don't disagree to 100% that you shouldn't pay attention to people's feelings. It's like that idea of like what? And it's like, I don't know, you have your girlfriend. She's like, I don't know. I don't, maybe I can't explain it, but I feel neglected right now. And you go, maybe she's just batshit crazy, but maybe, you know, you kind of know what you're doing. So this idea of a kid being like, I'm angry. And you're like, well, the reason for that is because your emotions are wrong. Women of all people, of all people in the world should be able to be, no, it's valid
Starting point is 00:28:51 that you feel like that because I'm telling you that you're the problem and they don't like that. And you're telling them what they can do and how they should deal with it and how they should feel. And they go, yeah, I don't know if I like this. You want to lower them. You want to lower these people's self-esteem, fill them up with guilt at a time when things are already difficult and then tell them there's something inherently wrong with how they feel
Starting point is 00:29:13 and what they find funny, telling them to, telling them to ignore their instincts. And then when they're mad, they go, and then when they're mad, you go, that's wrong too. The anger you feel is wrong and it's misplaced. What it should be placed at is the system of the patriarchy mad, you go, that's wrong, too. The anger you feel is wrong and it's misplaced. What it should be placed at is the system of the patriarchy. And you go, yeah, I don't see that as my enemy right now. I don't see the system of the patriarchy telling me what to do and how to feel. And this kind of goes back to this thing. If you look at what she's saying, the gist is the other side's wrong and I'm right.
Starting point is 00:29:44 And I'm not saying the other side's wrong and I'm right and I'm not saying the other side's right what I'm saying I could have had this um not an argument but I had a not a dilemma I don't know what to describe it but there's this like pretty famous guy and he was like we should collab together and he was like let's do like a video together and he kind of wrote this thing for me and basically the gist of it was two people arguing on both sides and it was kind of like you know the truth is both people are right a little bit. You know what I mean? Like, I kind of see where you're coming from.
Starting point is 00:30:08 And I was like, I don't know, it didn't fit. Like, I didn't, I was like, I don't know. And I kind of didn't get why I didn't like it. And I was like, oh yeah, because I'm not saying both sides are right. I'm saying both sides are stupid. Like my, if I was to make that video, I wouldn't be like, you know what? Feminists are right. And, you know, and the police are right.
Starting point is 00:30:24 You know, and the Blue Lives Matter people are right. You know, Blue Lives Matter people are right. And feminists are right. And, you know, and the police are right. You know, and the Blue Lives Matter people are right. You know, Blue Lives Matter people are right. And feminists are right. The protesters were all a little bit right. And I'm like, no, that's not my point. People are idiots. You're an idiot. And anyone who's like, you know, Mr. Church family guys kind of probably got some ridiculous beliefs as well. So this idea that you're right and everyone else is wrong. we got some ridiculous beliefs as well. So this idea that you're right and everyone else is wrong. And she says, these boys are being set up. It's a setup. And nobody seems to notice this happening. Everyone notices this happening, except for people in your cult. Everyone has noticed that people are sick of like mainstream garbage and this stuff. And they've started to look for entertainment
Starting point is 00:31:03 elsewhere. They started to listen to people and they started to find podcasts elsewhere because they hate it. And you're like, it's almost like, you know, it's almost like we have blinders on for when it comes to people leaving and listening to people that are saying the opposite of us. Yeah, you do. That is very accurate. And again, you're noticing what's happening finally, but you're not really realizing that the problem is not because your bulletproof ideas of how to get things done by bossing people around. But in fact, it's the opposite.
Starting point is 00:31:42 There's this underground railroad of dank ass memes. And that's really the whole issue here. They need to start censoring memes on the internet. Boy, would she love that. An organization of governments. I'm a meme censors here. Meme busters. You were asking for complete ideological submission to your philosophy.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Yeah, there's going to be a bit of a backlash, sister. Sorry. And of course, moms like me who stalk their son's social media. That's who else notices. People are on the putting together quite the case, Ms. Schroeder. Great detective work. Notice the correlation between you yelling at them and them acting up, you hating something and them wanting to do it more. You there with the yarn, you've got yarn on the wall and there's Ben Shapiro and Milo Yiannopoulos. And then you have a picture of you yelling at your son and you go, I've noticed this correlation that when mothers yell at their sons for tell them what to do, they seem to like it more. By George, I feel like I'm on to something.
Starting point is 00:32:49 No one notices this. Kids don't see nuance. Kids aren't as stupid as you think. Truth is, kids have more of a moral compass than you think. And they know the difference between jokes and being serious. And you need to let them go through that. You don't have a fully functional adult by telling them what to do and not letting them go through phases. It's just like you want someone that's 14 to not experiment with any ideas. Now, anyone who
Starting point is 00:33:18 has a fundamental philosophy has sort of tried on the other ones and seen how it fits. So every kid's trying on 15 different personalities before they finally figure out who they are. And you go, well, you can skip all of that because I found the one that works. Unfortunately, that's not how men are convinced of things. They usually like to know why they're thinking what they're thinking. And I'm not saying like if you have a kid that's like throwing up N word memes on fucking Facebook every day, that that's something that you should be like, yeah, you're the man, dude. Honestly, that rules. Obviously. Yeah. That's what a parent does. Kids do shit like that. And then, or whatever, you know, kids get in trouble and do stuff they're not supposed
Starting point is 00:33:59 to do. And then you tell them it's wrong. But the problem is you don't want to tell them it's wrong. and then you tell them it's wrong. But the problem is you don't want to tell them it's wrong. That's the issue. You want to say, ah, it's not that I'm wrong. I'm right. And you are brainwashed because you don't want to own up to have to being the moral authority because you know, it's not a fun position to be. And I think a lot of people are struggling with that. It's like they want so badly to be part of the good guys, but they also don't want to be a dweeb. These are often boys from a progressive or moderate families, but their online behavior and viewing habits are often ignored. You have no proof of that whatsoever. It could be just as much people from Texas. It could be just as much people from all walks of life. You have absolutely no evidence or proof that there are more kids from progressive households starting to get into like what you would consider a problematic content.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Here's an early red flag. If your kid says triggered as a joke, referring to sensitive people, he's already exposed and he's been on his way. Telling your mom she's triggered is fucking hilarious you're just triggered mom if you're a kid and your mom's like listen you can't make those jokes and you go you mom you're triggered you're just a freaking live tired mom tell that that is hilarious i can imagine oh my god how much that would bug your mom listen i don't like to say triggered it just reminds me of like the edgy comedy that i go i always say this it's when the people are like all these you know it's like there's people right now that are kind of
Starting point is 00:35:28 like doing park comedy shows and they're like a lot of them are kind of they're basically ambushing people on the park doing these comedy shows and then people get really mad and then they get in fights and they're like these people are just too triggered i'm like i don't know dude me and danny always talking about like i'm a little bit on the side of someone at the park. If you're walking through the park and someone's like, so I'm raping this bitch with a knife. And everyone's like, and then, and then the person gets mad and you're like, you're triggered. That's like kind of like the comedy where someone has the, the, the album of their comedy is them with like the duct tape on their mouth comedy that takes no prisoners and exposed to bad ideas. no prisoners and exposed to bad ideas. Does anything sound more religious than that? This guy's been exposed to devil worship. Don't let your brother get stifled. You cannot let him see these ideas. They're too good. Just like a kid who can't be exposed to the Simpsons. He can't be exposed to these awful ideas. And ever the idea that that's always been the solution. And what, if you look back in history,
Starting point is 00:36:31 it is almost never the answer, the right side of history is when they started stifling speech. And they go, free speech. People that are doing hate speech are on the wrong side of history. And you go, point to one time in history that didn't end up in a terrible situation,
Starting point is 00:36:47 that didn't start with, like, governments telling people what they could say and what they couldn't say, and the media being essentially like a propaganda arm. There is almost zero times where everyone being able to speak openly led to the worst conclusions. It's completely the opposite. So are you ready for her conclusion? This is what she says. If you're getting, if you're getting radicalized by memes, cause they're just too fucking dank. This is what she says. You want to look through his Instagram, explore screens with him for memes. You want to go meme harvesting with go meme harvesting with your son, you know, son and mom
Starting point is 00:37:25 meme harvesting. I mean, listen, it's kind of the parent that drinks with their kid a little bit. You go, listen, if you're going to do it, I'd rather you do it here. It works for everything. You know, listen, if you're going to have sex, I just want you to do it here in front of me. Will I watch? And I, I grabbed the dick and insert it. I just want it to be done in a safe environment. You're going to smoke a pack of cigarettes because you got caught smoking. And what's going to happen is you got caught looking at the wrong memes. Well, guess what? Me and mama are going meme harvesting.
Starting point is 00:37:54 And now you're going to have to look at a whole internet full of memes. Yeah, you like that meme. Well, how about looking at every meme on 16 Chan with mom? How do you like that? And what you need to do is explain these underlying memes. That's what I'd love my mom to explain me memes to me. Explain why triggered isn't a joke. Why, what a PTSD trigger is actually actually triggering is this. I don't know if you know that they, no one, no one cares. No, they don't no one cares you think your 16 year old sons like
Starting point is 00:38:25 these memes are funny and you go you're triggered you go listen what's actually happening is that's not being triggered triggered is when you were in the war and then something triggers that and you get ptsd and you go yeah okay shut up thanks mom and then next time you're out with your friends your son's gonna be cured of his meme addiction he you're out with your friends, your son's going to be cured of his meme addiction. He's hanging out with his friends and they're like, look at these dank memes. Like they're going to trigger lives. And you go, oh, sorry, Dan. I didn't mean I don't want to have to be the one to tell you this.
Starting point is 00:38:55 You might not know this, but that's not what triggering is. Triggering is actually when army people come back and they go, what happened to you? And you go, I actually spent the day meme harvesting with my mom. So I think I would know a little better about you. Miss Schroeder let us know. And you go, and the friends are all like, holy shit, dude. That thing's for the more we know. Would you mind if I spent some time with your mom? Because I would love to be enlightened by Miss Schroeder's philosophy.
Starting point is 00:39:20 You want to evoke sympathy without shaming him. But remind him now that he's a good person and explain how propaganda works. You, it's so, it's so ridiculous that these kind of people know, they think they're experts at propaganda and can't understand that they're trying to replace propaganda with their propaganda. Propaganda is when people use things like comedy and art and things that are funny in order to make you think a certain way. And in your same thing, you go, evoke sympathy without...
Starting point is 00:39:57 You explain the manipulative tactics you can get so he can believe what you believe, that libs are actually sick you know being woke honestly being woke so dope i know that they're giving you propaganda that it's not but i'm just going to give you a non-prop non-propagandized speech has nothing to do with propaganda do you not have a specific thing that you want him to think and if he doesn't think that you think he's wrong hmm completely different than what the memes are doing everyone that thinks what you think is brilliant and they got there from critical thinking and everyone that disagrees with you is retarded got it miss schroeds miss choder more like it that's what i would say i'd be making memes calling her miss choder if my friend's mom. I know a bunch of people that have moms like this.
Starting point is 00:40:46 And the kids ended up fucking weird. There's no way other than that. And there is some kids that, like, fought it every step of the way. Their mom didn't want them to watch The Simpsons. You know what I mean? Their mom gave them a, they have to be home before dark. They have to skateboard with their helmet on. And they either became, like, the worst kid in the in the world getting suspended and just full-blown rebellion, or they became weird.
Starting point is 00:41:10 And probably about 60% weird, 40% full rebellion. But there's probably more weird ones, but I'm talking about the circle of people that I hung out with. The best part about saying, remind him that he's a good person and explain him how propaganda works. Why don't you teach him to critically think about both sides? And that's how you would get a son that wouldn't be exposed to propaganda. You don't say, no, no, that propaganda is bad, but this propaganda is great. What you would do is you would say, show him the flaws in your logic. Be like, yeah, this is what's wrong with woke stuff and this and this. But also, if you want to go look at these far right things,
Starting point is 00:41:50 then maybe there's some problems here too. And that's how you would teach your kid to critically think. You don't teach your kid to critically think about issues by saying, here's the 10 things you think. Guess what? I have 10 new tablets for you. And no questions. Just believe them. Because they're the right ones
Starting point is 00:42:05 because mama said so. So you don't need to think anymore. But yeah, that's how, that's how, that's how you, that's how you get a kid to not be susceptible to propaganda. Anyone that is susceptible to your propaganda, that's probably one of the reasons why your son is so susceptible to like having his entire ideology changed to something else is because you didn't teach him how to critically think because you don't do it either. So you're like, here's the 10 things we think. And then someone else like, yeah, here's a better 10 things you go. Whereas if like you grew them up being like, yeah, question everything. That's not the person that usually ends up in a cult. You are a lot of dirty. You know, the truth is a lot of the like dirty internet is reactionary right now.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Like people like Miss Schroeder are doing insane things and people are fighting back against the authoritarianism of that. And you're, so essentially they are critiquing what you think. And, you know, someone like me is doing that kind of critiquing what someone like Miss Schroeder thinks. And you're basically explaining to him why critiquing an ideology is wrong. And is that how you get people to critically think? By telling them like, hey, you know all those people that are like kind of point poking holes in my thing? You gotta stop listening to that. I know, listen, I know as well as anyone, the memes are based.
Starting point is 00:43:29 well as anyone, the memes are based. Propaganda makes extreme points of view seem normal by small amounts of exposure over time, all for the purpose of creating people to more extreme point of views, like the fact that it's pretty much normal for you to think that there's no biological differences between a man or a woman, or that being 400 pounds is super hot and awesome. Is that possible that that's, that's what it looks like when over a 10 year span, you'd slowly move the goalposts to an extreme point of view. You know, for starters, a lot of people actually just find this stuff funny and like to laugh and people that are like part of the woke shit just make such dog shit like comedy right now that people are like oh this is funny that's just the fact of the matter and then next after that is you are not going through this it's like this idea that you're not
Starting point is 00:44:16 going through this with an open mind and being like okay you know that's a good point that's this is okay we're discussing it you're going through with your mind made up and this is the actual truth miss schroeder if you want your son to stop listening to fucking you know some of these guys that you consider the best or whatever and i i from from my perspective i would guess that she's talking about less about people that are comedians like she might be thinking about like guys like the legion skanks that come down but my guess which she probably is talking about like the ben shapiros of the world that's who she thinks is a problem. And if you want your kids to stop listening to Ben Shapiro
Starting point is 00:44:48 and Steven Crowder, show up in a Ben Shapiro hat. Like, straight up, mom, show up to your kid's school with a shirt that says, facts don't care about your feelings. That's how you would get him to stop listening to Steven Crowder real fucking quick. That's what you should do. You know, have a Change My Mind t-shirt
Starting point is 00:45:04 on. Get a Stefan Molyneux tattoo. And watch your kids go liberal real effing quick. That's what you should do. You know, have a change my mind t-shirt on, get a Stefan Molyneux tattoo and watch your kids go liberal real effing quick. That's how you don't, you should start saying that's you go, oh man, lips are so trigged right now. That's how you would get your kid to turn. Your kid's going to be watching the daily show religiously before you can blink. He's going to be a communist. If you showed up to your kid's school. With a fax. Don't care about your feelings scarf on. I can guarantee you. That he's going to be on dark web communist websites. Before you can blink.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Tell your son. That he doesn't have to be anyone's fool. At no point have you debated one point. Just the already thing is like. Yeah. This stuff's wrong. We already know that. So here's how to get him out of it.
Starting point is 00:45:42 And you're like. Do you know how to be anyone's fool? And you go. Hey mom. What's wrong? What's the thing that's wrong if we talk about like the gender stuff uh what's your perspective about why they're wrong and you go doesn't matter why they're wrong like at not one point did she said debate the ideas and tell them why they're wrong not once there's zero parts where she says let's debate any of the ideas the only thing she says
Starting point is 00:46:02 is tell them why how these kind of ideas can seep into your head. And you're like, well, would that matter if they're right? And you go, they're not though. And you go, prove it. No. Teenagers have an innate drive towards independence. And once this system is exposed, they're likely to start questioning the memes
Starting point is 00:46:21 and the blogger's intentions, but not yours. They won't question your intentions of your new philosophy that he got into at 45 years old. The new philosophy that you guaranteed a four, 100% sure didn't think 10 years ago. So this new thing that's, you know, infiltrated every part of every institution that you're all in on, he's not going to question that, but he'll start questioning the bad guy memes that are making, you know, sexist jokes on the internet because it's funny, because it triggers their mom. Tell them you're always there, not judging.
Starting point is 00:46:57 To look at the content and to try to spot the lie. No judgment. So basically, confession. If you want to come to your mom and be like, Mom, I have sinned. I laughed at this dank ass meme. Can you help me? Can you help me father, mother? Can you please help me discuss what's wrong about this meme? Mom, you know, to tell them to, I would love to just take her up on this. Like mom, can you watch 80 hours of Alex Jones with me and start pointing
Starting point is 00:47:21 out the problem? Okay. Now let's do Sean King. And you're like, well, no need because he's perfect. He nailed it. Never speak his name in vain. Sean King nails it 100% of the time, every time. But mom, oh, Alex Jones is live streaming again for another 11 hours if you don't mind watching and pointing out the problems with him and the truth is i kind of emphasize with someone like this because i i get why it would suck so much if you really believe this if you think all of this stuff and and in your mind your son's like becoming a nazi like that's how you actually see it like that would suck but when you say when you say you're gonna look through this content with no judgment you've already made all the judgments so it's like you're saying oh I know this stuff is so great and you're susceptible to this and that's the issue but you're actually not looking at this honestly
Starting point is 00:48:19 and that is the big difference between a lot of this stuff and I always I me and Paul Thompson talk about this a lot the idea that there's a lot of there's a lot of these comics that will have a bad set and just be like oh the audience is fucking stupid and it's like I never do that whenever I have a bad set like I think about it a lot you know if I do something and it like really bombs or if I if I make something and it's got like a lot of criticism even if it's both ways I I think about that like a ton. And sometimes I change my mind. Sometimes I don't.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Sometimes I say, you know what? Maybe I've said that in too harsh of a way for what the point was. Like potentially what I was saying was too aggressive for an aggressive way of saying it. And I like housed it differently. Or maybe, you know, I'm wrong on like where that point sits in terms of like the cultural zeitgeist and people's standardized opinions. And, and sometimes maybe I'm just wrong about the point. And I think about those things like a ton. I go, am I just, it was that like, am I taking the wrong position on this? And what
Starting point is 00:49:21 are my intentions? Like you think you sort of of evaluate yourself and I do that like a ton. And then you go, a lot of times when you look and there's people on both sides that kind of do this, they're like evaluating, like, am I wrong on this? And that is the difference between the people that are indoctrinated and people that are not. Like, I can't imagine someone that's writing this article ever sitting down and being like,
Starting point is 00:49:42 hey, is it possible that some of this stuff I'm wrong about? Is it possible I'm the bad guy? And I'm honest to God, that's what usually separates the people that are the bad guys and not the bad guys. And until I get why this sucks for you to just have the answers, you got it all figured out. You don't, you're like, God's there. If you do this stuff, you go to hell. If you do this stuff, you go to hell. If you do this stuff, you go to woke hell, which is, you know, Twitter jail. And you've already got it figured out. And your kid's like, yeah, fuck that.
Starting point is 00:50:12 And you go, the answer, we already have the answers. We don't need to discuss this. So I get her position, but it doesn't make you right. It makes you sheep. That's my sheep noise. Ms. Shrodork I can't imagine you actually saying I can't imagine everyone ever saying like you know hey mom why is it better for me and why is it better that they're doing subsidies to make sure that there's more engineers why is why should we think that someone's like that's 500 pounds is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Like why why is that good. And your mom would be like we just know it is. It's great to think everyone's beautiful and you go yes I'm really making sense to me though. And your mom goes it doesn't have to make sense. It's the 1984. I talked about that on the page here on when two plus two equals five. And that's what James Gordon he said that thing. It's like these. When two plus two equals five, and that's what James Gordon, he said that thing. It's like these people think two plus two equals five.
Starting point is 00:51:08 And someone responded being like, well, actually, it kind of can equal five. And they have this philosophy that they've subscribed to that it actually doesn't have to equal four. And numbers can equal whatever they want to be. And it was like this big, long, whatever nonsense philosophy to get there. And you're like, man man that's so so funny just outwardly saying you know two plus two doesn't equal it doesn't have to equal four and not seeing any problem with that you can also watch political comedy shows with him like Trevor Noah John Oliver and talk about with your son about what makes the jokes funny who are are the butt of the jokes? And do they punch up or down?
Starting point is 00:51:45 Mom approved comedy. You know, tell him why the comedians that you, that he listens to the boys cast and finds that funny. But show him why Trevor Noah's actually funny. Where are the butt of the jokes? You! That's why. The butt of the jokes shouldn't be me.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Lib mom. Lib tard mom. Mom approved comedy. This is why it's funny. Imagine if a mom ever said, if I ever heard someone, they go, you know what? I used to be into these other comedians, but then my mom sat me down and showed me the boys cast and showed me that that was funny and told me why the jokes were right morally. I would quit doing this tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:52:26 I hope to God no one found out about the boys cast from their mom. These moms have no idea. It's like these, there's an entire generation of people that are so feminine. They have no concept of what it's like to be a man. It's no concept of what it's like to be like a teenage boy. And they're like, here's the approved list of people that you can make fun of. Imagine being in high school where you have like a group of friends and there's 10 people
Starting point is 00:52:50 and everyone's making fun and you're like, my mom told me I can't use these type of jokes. And it's like, and you're just getting annihilated. Like if this mom lasted, took 10 minutes in like a teenage boy's body and had to go to school
Starting point is 00:53:00 with her list of, I can't say this and I can't say this. And he's just getting annihilated. And he's like, I can't make fun of the black guy because he's black. So I just have to take it. And he's just getting beat up every day. And you go, she'd just be like, she would just come back, take like her guy haircut off and whatever the bodysuit and then be like, whoa, I was wrong. Yeah. You know what? Make fun of whatever you want to. I didn't know. It is a jungle out there for teenage boys. I had no idea what it was like. whatever you want to. I didn't know. It is a jungle out there for teenage boys. I had no idea what it was like. And mom approved comedy is telling them that their political ideology is
Starting point is 00:53:30 wrong by showing them a bunch of, by a bunch of comedians that have a specific political agenda. This is now, this is comedy. And you go, well, what about that? That isn't that comedy? No. Then why did I laugh? You just don't know any better yet. My buddy messaged me, and he was like, I was hanging out with his friends, and there was like some woke girl there, and there was like 10 of them hanging out, and him and his friends were doing like a Jewish impression, and the girl messaged him the next day, and she goes,
Starting point is 00:54:00 I didn't say anything, and I'm ashamed of myself for not speaking up, but I just want to say we as a society need to move past that. And you're doing that Jewish impression impression was very, very problematic and blah, blah. And he sent it to me and be like, can you believe this? And I go,
Starting point is 00:54:12 leave it on scene. Don't argue with those people because the first of all, they'll screenshot it and dox it. But it's like, avoid those people, kick them out of your life. Don't ever engage with that unless you absolutely have to. Cause there's no problem.
Starting point is 00:54:25 There's no point. These people are cooked there's like the media is so cooked now too i saw there was this story where there was a white guy and he was naked and he like killed someone or created a crime and he was running from the cops and then the cop like obviously didn't want to like tackle him because he's naked it took him a long time so basically there's like a minute a minute version of this white naked white guy running around while the cops are chasing him and then the when you see that you're like that's pretty funny video and then they eventually arrested him and he got charged and now he's like in jail and all these media outlets like 20 of them released this video as if this guy was black he'd be dead and that's what they say i go that this is what their opinion is is like this is a proof of racism because there's
Starting point is 00:55:15 a white guy that didn't die you're like he didn't even die like well there's black people in jail right now they were caught by the cops and they didn't die. So all it takes is for a white guy to not die for you to be like, there's more proof. Just like, is there anything that you can't find that you add to your narrative? A white guy didn't die. He wasn't even murdered. Look, can you believe this?
Starting point is 00:55:44 Cops did their job. That's the story. The cops, yeah, caught him. And then, yeah, now he's in jail. That's the story. There's nothing more to it. I know that you have your shallow owl oppression goggles where you see that, you know, like a guy holding an apple and you put the goggles on. You see, I see oppression.
Starting point is 00:56:01 And you're like, no, that's just an apple. You see a cop catching a naked guy and And you see, ah, proof of racism. Quite a stretch. Miss Schroeder style. Show them that progressive comedy isn't about being politically correct. It's about exposing oppressive systems. Which is the farthest thing from safe. Your mom likes it.
Starting point is 00:56:21 It's her favorite comedian. It's safe. Don't know how to break that to you. And this is why they don't like it. They can smell up from a mile away what you're saying. Teen Vogue knows real comedy. Yeah, Teen Vogue's list of comedians. Now that's real comedy. Not the stuff that's going viral independently of a big Hollywood push. Not the stuff that's been shoved down our throats. The stuff that's been shoved down our throats is real comedy. You're involved in an oppressive system against them. You don't understand that?
Starting point is 00:56:51 Your teenage boys are rebelling, and you are the oppressive system on them. And you go, no, there's only one oppressive system, and it's called the patriarchy. And there ain't nothing cooler than fighting that with mom. Ask your son, who is more of a delicate snowflake? The person who gets offended by racism, sexism and wants to stop it or the person who's offended by saying happy holidays instead of Merry Christmas.
Starting point is 00:57:13 That's not kids. And both of those things are fucking lame. That's not fucking 14 year old kids that are like, we used to be able to say happy holidays. They weren't even there for that. This is 50 year olds who watch the world change and they don't like it. That's who says that stuff. And they're figuring out how to, you know, they're trying to find a way to combat it. And that's what they came up with. Both of those things are lame. And you're like, yeah, I'm not lame. They're lame.
Starting point is 00:57:37 No, you both are. Both are fucking dorky. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a snow that I'm, dorky. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a snow that I'm, Oh, I'm sorry that I'm a snowflake for fighting racism. Everyone's heard this position. Any kid that's on the internet, like listening to edgy memes or whatever has heard that position. They've heard Trevor Noah say that this idea that you're like, have you checked out Trevor Noah? And everyone's like, who? And you show them and they go, Holy shit, this changes everything. They've seen it. He's on billboards. He's on every channel.
Starting point is 00:58:10 What are you talking? He's everywhere. These people, these aren't fringe opinions. You go, you should tell them that the real, you know, there's something called, I'll tell you what's badass, fighting racism. And they go, you know, I've heard that take. That's like one of the main tenants is that like, yeah, we're also like sick for fighting against sexism. We're like the cool kids. You're not though. And they've also heard that position. I'm well, and the last sentence
Starting point is 00:58:35 says, I'm lucky that my kids are smart and have a smart, critical, progressive dad who isn't afraid to call bullshit when he sees it. This guy's a real man. But I've seen so many white boys falling prey to this system. So beware. That I've seen so many white boys falling prey to this system. So beware. That's because you only know white people. Anyone who has like a multicultural friend group and knows like, how many, how many friends do you know that have black kids? I would love to know, Ms. Schroeder. Zero. That's how many. You don't understand other people. You go, I only see white boys. Yeah, that's because you only know them. You only know white people. Like you're a New York City liberal that writes up for a blog. You don't have a bunch of friends
Starting point is 00:59:08 that aren't that. I can imagine that your friend group isn't like single mothers in Harlem. That would be my guess. Anyone who is in the video game community, I know tons of guys that are like black video game guys and they were into the dirty dog meme shit. So the moral of the story is, dude, your mom's fucking fried. That would suck, you know. And to the mom, understand why people in your life think the way they do or you're just going to push them away. You got to budge on some of your tenants or your kid is going to fully leave you like a religious kid that becomes a fucking porn cam girl. Fuck you, dad. That's what you're going to get. You actually are going to, that's, that's how you are going to get this. This kid's going to rebel so much that he's actually going to become the grand wizard. And you can be like, it was the internet. And you go, nah,
Starting point is 00:59:59 it wasn't the internet, Ms. Schroeder. It was you all along. It must be nice to have such a simplistic worldview, though, to just see everything like that. Me and half of the country have the right opinions, and anyone who disagrees with us is prey to propaganda. And people especially that don't agree with both sides. What if you think they're bad and you're also bad, Ms. Schroeder? What do you think about that? Is that a problem?
Starting point is 01:00:27 You're like, that's no good either. I would have to imagine that she says that. I went to the Trump rally, and I'm going to wrap up kind of soon, but I went to film at Union Square and there was the Trump rally. It's getting hilarious. Half the people there were like, this is out of control. They go, first of all, all they're going comrade this and comrade that and we need to fight against the capitalist society and everything was about being
Starting point is 01:00:50 a so you know and they're like the only reason we need Biden he is a white oppressor that is part of the system as well but he has one thing that Trump doesn't have he's not Donald Trump there was a people because I was kind of bugging people in the thing and I went to talk to people and some people were like even I was kind of like I'll make fun of this guy and there was a people because i was kind of bugging people in the thing and i went to talk to people and some people were like even i was kind of like i'll make fun of this guy and there was a lot of reasonable people there they were like yeah i was like a burning guy this is a lot yeah i don't really agree with what those speakers were saying there was like four speakers two of them were trans and one was yeah like i have a right to exist and these cops want me murdered these police are murderers and there was like 10 cops there and they're like i mean there's
Starting point is 01:01:25 like black cops being like yeah i'm literally here trying to like make sure your event runs safely people are just kind of over it and the best part is they go it was very much like a kind of like a high school rap battle where they go anyone who's seen flyers for this event anyone who's seen any advertisements for this event they cost money so we need you to donate. It's like, this is a political movement where they're like begging for change so they can make flyers to put up. It's like, you guys got to do better than that. Get some corporate sponsors. Talk to George Soros.
Starting point is 01:01:54 But if you're looking, if you're, if your movement is going to tear down society and rebuild a communist structure, can't afford flyers, I think you got bigger problems. Anyways, please follow the new channel. The boys cast has grown. It has become a successful podcast. We're on the charts and stuff. Now, please just follow the new page. Support me on patreon.com slash the boys cast. Catch me, you know, buy tickets to my show in Rhode Island with Justin Silver. Video every Monday. I'm putting street interviews up every week or two. We're popping over here. Thank you for supporting the boys cast. I've been Brian Long. Peace. We'll see you next time. you

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