The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Nathans Hotdogs Starts War with Joey Chestnut & Women Discover Side Hustle of Marrying Rich

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

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The Holy! The Boys Cast! The Dudes! Experience the Boys Cast! The Boys Cast! I woke up this morning to many, many messages in my inbox, on Twitter, on Instagram. Everyone wants to know what's my opinion on Joey Chestnut. There is a debacle going on in the competitive eating world.

Now, some of you know that I am a competitive eating guy. Yeah, 0-1. Well, I'm not a participant. Okay, if I'm the biggest basketball fan fan that doesn't mean i have to beat michael jordan i i in this case i'm michael jordan no you're wilt the stilt is what you are you just had a physical advantage to be playing basketball against shack playing fucking hot dog eating against this fucking cow listen this guy's such a cow i think his fucking nate the hoof cleaner's about to get to him do uh give me a pedicure from nate the hoop cleaner so just to tell you what exactly is happening and obviously

i just want to say before any of this obviously i back joey chestnut we stand with joey we stand with joey no question no question so what happened was nathan's hot dog Eating Competition is in a pickle where they are like the main event of the sport, but they're also a brand. So they can't decide because they said, and basically Joey Chestnut, what he did was he made a deal to represent some vegan hot dogs, impossible hot dogs. And then the Nathan's Hot Dog eating competition just said you're banned

yeah he just found out about that they didn't even hit him up trying to give him more money for the offer or try to beat it now i will say before i go in on nathan's it's a bit of a weird move from joey chestnut to try to do the impossible there's lots of other brands he could have done i think what joey chestnut likes he likes being he likes people thinking he's nice like remember there was protesters and he uh he sort of like pushed them out of the way and everyone's like fuck yeah i think he really didn't like that energy of people be like he wants people to think he's like a family friendly guy he thinks all the right stuff and again he's just gonna be like he probably got a crazy offer from impossible foods and right there's obviously a money component of

it that is the component here i don't know't know. I think he's getting sponsorship offers right and left. Yeah, but I'm sure Impossible was like, hey, we're going to give you... The way I picture it is Joey just opens his email every morning. McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, everything, you name it. Maybe. And then they just kicked him out. Yes, obviously it was a money thing. And we lost the Japanese dude this year. Well, that's what my whole point was.

This is Kobayashi all over again. Yeah. I mean, it'll be crazy. You think he'll do the Kobayashi move and go set up like next- No, Joey Chestnut's not like that. He's, I'm telling you, he's a family guy. I mean, he knows he's the best. But this is what Kobayashi was.

He was like the top guy at the time yeah and they were neck and neck and then basically nathan's wouldn't let him do it because he didn't want to do an exclusive contract with nathan's or something like that and then he set up across the road and eat more hot dogs in the same time to prove that your competition's worthless because you wouldn't let me in it now people make the argument that it's sort of like ufc it's like you can't just be in two leagues however it's not like that it's if ufc was uh like a clothing brand and you could only wear those kind of clothes and the whole thing it's kind of like how brands make tv shows or whatever right yeah so they make it it's weird because you're like it's not exclusive to the league but they

have their a lot of uh they have like he goes and competes in other leagues. He doesn't compete in other leagues. He competes in other competitions. Oh, but that's still considered mutual aid. I mean, there is into another league. The other thing is you compete in this, the next best thing is you're in the- Exhibitions? No, you're in the fucking Manitoba Crab Leg Fest.

It's a fucking big drop-off after Nathan's. So some people say that they have a monopoly, but the monopoly pays people like 200 grand a year or whatever. Pays him. It's kind of like WNBA. it's like that's where you make all your money is doing all the sponsorships right right and i do see their point where they're like where the whole point of this is to you know to promote nathan's hot dogs so you can't go promote some other hot dog eating brand if you're the top guy however now they're gonna get worse publicity for kicking him out i mean the nba had that for a while where they're like, we have a deal with Nike and

then players would have like Adidas. And I remember it and they would have to have like Adidas, like guys who had like Adidas shoe deals would, if they had Nike on their jersey, they would put a piece of like tape on their jersey and stuff. Well, that's honestly kind of fair if they want to be like, hey, you can't promote your thing at the event. Yeah. But once the event's done, you're able to do whatever you want.

For sure. Yeah. And they say no. And they're like, we we haven't this contract these contracts aren't this big they're like a couple hundred bucks a hundred grand a year it's like this guy's the you know probably a billionaire i would imagine oh at least at least they probably just gave him half of impossible foods for his sponsorship i would imagine joyce that's a billionaire probably probably top 10 richest man in the world. Oh, yeah.

In America, at least. So I do get why they're like, hey, we don't want to see the vegan hot dog guy just coming and spanking everyone at our competition. Sure. But again, he'd still be eating the meat dogs. That's what I'm saying. It's also more likely. He'd be wearing an Impossible Foods shirt. No, I get if they're like, you can't wear the gear here.

Yeah. That's fair. And I bet you Joey would have said fine with that. They're like, listen, you can't come to the Nathan thing and wear the gear. Fine. But that's not what they're like, you can't wear the gear here. Yeah. That's fair. And I bet you Joey would have said fine with that. They're like, listen, you can't come to the Nathan thing and wear the gear. Fine. But that's not what they're saying. They're saying like, you can't even do the side deal after. Yeah, that's great.

And what would have happened is Joey Chestnut would have done his vegan dog deal. He would have ate a bunch of vegan dogs. You probably wouldn't have heard much about it. And it probably wouldn't have affected the Nathan brand whatsoever because the Nathan hot dog thing still would have been a big deal. Joey would have won. I mean, if you like Nathan hot dogs, you're not going to eat impossible vegan dogs be like because your favorite eater eats them like it's not going to be that kind of thing so it's kind of like in

other things we talk about people want to talk about the morality of who's right and wrong whether Joey's right whether the thing right the actual thing boils down to power games you know what I mean and I honestly thinkathan's is overestimating their power the guys won the last 16 competitions in the road they're saying like oh it's like he's like the jordan it's like he's not like the jordan he's like 20 jordans yeah there's no one like tiger woods was when tiger woods was like in the prime or he was just winning every other tournament and no one else is even close it's crazy actually because they said that the guy who's now the top odds to win now because he's out is actually a huge favorite as well to win which means that there's only two

either and he was a huge favorite over that guy so it's like he's like way above the pack and then the guy who's second is way above everybody else so there's like there's basically barely two guys these other guys are like you yeah yeah i mean no no that's not That's not I told you when I went There is a bunch of guys That are just like Straight up like Bodybuilder types Or just like big fat

Like lumberjack types Just big ass guys That can eat a lot But I don't think They're classically trained The way Joey is No no no It's a different skill

It was gross to watch There's just like guys With big beards And they just have so much Fucking It's actually pretty gross I mean it was gross to do it Well it's not gross to watch

With him though When you watch Joey Chestnut You're watching an artist Artist yeah yeah For sure with big beards and just have so much fucking. It's actually pretty gross. I mean, it's gross to do it. Well, it's not gross to watch with him, though. When you watch Joey Chestnut, you're watching an artist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. He's a talented man. So if Joey's not in it, that's the only reason everyone watches now.

Right. And maybe they're starting to think this guy thinks he's bigger than hot dog eating. You know what I mean? Yeah. And they don't like that. I mean, that's a big potential miscalculation on their part. It was a miscalculation to get rid of Kobayashi, too. And I think they keep doing this, and it's not the move.

Yeah, what's their viewership like, I wonder? Probably not that high. Probably not that high, because it's a pretty bad day for TV watching in general. Like, people on July 4th, the last thing they want to do is fucking flip on the TV. They filled out the stadium, though. It was full. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, for television, not live.

So, I don't know. If Nathan's, which is a big company, really wanted to be, make sure this doesn't happen, they could probably do a clause that goes like, hey, if you get another deal, we can match it.

But I get that, I don't know, they don't want to do something like that. Then you come with some... But it's only really two or three people that... If you want to do another dog, we'll give you a better deal with our dogs or whatever. Sure, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. we don't want if you want another do another dog we'll give you a better deal with our dogs or whatever sure yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know how it'll work out but that's unfortunate for the sport of competitive eating they just lost

uh is he not allowed to compete in any events or just the nathans i think they're gonna clear this up my guess yeah but i don't know where it's at right now they tried to besmirch him and they did a big press tour saying a rep rep for Major League Eating, which Nathan's sanctions to run the event said the organizer bent over backwards. See, they're trying to say Major League Eating and Nathan's isn't really the same thing. But Nathan's is their

big competition, right? And Nathan's probably funds the entire Major League Eating operation for the most part. Exactly. 100%. Bigger sponsor. Without them, they'd just be folding. So they're kind of a brand and as and a league at the same time which is problematic for when people aren't making a ton of money you know what i mean no and said the organizers bent over backwards to meet chestnuts various other demands and it was like you should be bending over backwards for chestnut he's the

sport yeah he's the whole thing i mean nobody can one other guy, other than Kobayashi maybe, but who's not even in it. Besides Joey Chestnut, nobody can name a person. It's kind of like the people making Fast and Furious number 12, and every single one's made a billion dollars, and they're like, we have to bend over backwards for Vin Diesel. It's like, yeah, you probably should. Yeah, there's no movie without him. Yeah, unfortunately, that's the dynamic right now is Chestnut.

But their thing is like, no, Major League Eating is going to be just as big without Chestnut. There's going to be a dip in viewership. I don't think so. They even agreed to let him participate in a rival Labor Day dog eating fest to be taped for TV as long as no hot dog brands was mentioned. Just give him two options. Be like, hey, here's the exclusive deal. It's more. And here's the non-exclusive deal. It's less.

Yeah. And if you don't want to do the non-exclusive deal, if he doesn't do the exclusive deal, then you pay him less. Yeah. Which is fine. Again, it's like he's the whole operation. But they said they drew the line on letting Chestnut pitch for a different hot dog brand. He is testing them a little bit

because he is pushing it. They probably offered him way more money than is just in competitive like you know knowing something like impossible publicly traded company like they probably gave him five million bucks and he's just like that's you know that's what he'll probably make for the rest of his life that's true they probably give him five billion dollars yeah i mean they gave him so much money i'm sure that they're like it's just but again i'm curious what his value is as a competitive eater when he's not participating. When he's not in that melee.

Yeah. I mean, what does he do? He's just doing like, he's just doing like the seventh inning of a baseball game. Like I saw him the other day, actually, he did one where he just ate like 20 tubs of ice cream. You definitely don't get as much publicity at the New Orleans Oyster Fest. No, no. However, what you're missing is Joey Chestnut is not even the most

popular competitive eater by a long shot because the most competitive eaters are the guys with 2 million YouTube followers. The truth is, if you actually... He's the most mainstream, though. I guess he's mainstream. He's mainstream, yeah. But if you actually want to make money, you don't go be a competitive eater like

that. You go and start a YouTube channel eating 40 Big Macs on your channel. Right, yeah you're doing all the challenges at every restaurant and stuff yeah that's how you make the money that's why a lot of those guys don't even the truth is a lot of those guys don't want to go in mle because it's not even good for their brand just go get fucking destroyed by chestnut that's true so they can so he's the michael jordan of competitive eating but imagine if michael jordan said to nike i love being the face of Nike, but I want to do commercials for Adidas too. Well, it's like, imagine Michael Jordan was making 200 grand a year.

Yeah, for sure. And Adidas offered him 5 million. And also imagine that like all of the other leagues, there's tons of other different NBAs and you're not that big of a one. So it's like, the truth is you're like, oh, they're comparing him to Jordan.

It's like, you're not the NBA. No, no, no. Hell no. You have one competition on Konyon. We are eating. You have one hot dog eating competition on Konyon. Yeah, like all their other events just like stream on fucking Rumble or something. Like, you know.

Yeah. MLE's starting to feel themselves a little too much too. Well, they're going to be in for a rude awakening because for the- I would boycott. For the 20th year in a row i will not be watching the truth is i don't usually protest and i mean yeah is this the thing that finally gets ryan on the on the streets marching bring joey chestnut bag there'll probably be a lot of people like the chestnut face masks at the i forgot about the chestnut

face masks i was gutted to learn from the media that after 19 years, I'm banned from the July 4th hot dog eating competition. He wrote on social media, I love competing in the event. I love celebrating America with all my fans. This is a great country and I've been training to defend my title. That sucks that they kicked him out and he's been training too.

To set the record straight, I do not have a contract with MLE or Nathan's and they're looking to change the rules from i do not have a contract with mle or nathan's and they're looking to change the rules from the past years as it relates to other partners i can work with so they just sort of wanted to be on yeah they're just like they're like hey we're fine with you getting a car dealership sponsor we just don't want any sponsors that are competitive with us essentially and i agree it is a bit weird but you're probably right they had offered him 10 trillion dollars they made him an offer he couldn't refuse man they fucking backed up the

loading packed up the loading truck and do his thing and just he's probably as he signed the pen he probably had to stick his hand out just bundles of cash in his hand with just a pen signed so much cash that he's like i'm gonna train on eating the cash now he has no choice competitive cash eating. Put it all back. That was the only thing that was holding him back from eating more, too, is the expenses. Probably. That's an expensive...

I remember when I was training, or not training, but when I was researching, and then some of the people were like, they do a lot of just water training because it's just literally just cheap. Well, he's probably doing it with Chris Stahl now. Yeah actually think with his impossible meat money a joey chestnut's gonna you're gonna watch his youtube channel it's gonna be this is the caviar challenge it's gonna be all fancy pan stuff now that'd be great 19 different meals at carbone including tip yeah well that's disappointing exactly and especially so soon it's like it's like three weeks or something i know yeah oh this is bad news they should have yeah they should have at least waited to announce it because it's gonna hurt their viewership but

for sure no joey chestnut and gambling on it too like probably gambling he probably brings in a lot of gambling revenue on the actual truth is're probably better off without Chestnut there from a gambling perspective. That's true, actually. It's actually like... Well, you can bet on the over. You bet on his over. Yeah, over, under.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, the gambling thing, the odds are like infinity to zero. Yeah, it's minus 1,000. Breaking news. This is really breaking news. Very breaking news. We had to come back and insert this right now.

We were literally at home. We came right in here. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi have now done a Netflix. September 2nd, they are going head to head. This is Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. Times a thousand. Fucking dogs. So I'll tell you what, if you're one of those people at MLE,

you're fucking licking your wounds right now. And remember I told you that the vegan hot dog company was giving him a trillion dollars? So I'll tell you what, if you're one of those people at MLE, you're fucking licking your wounds right now. And remember I told you that the vegan hot dog company was giving him a trillion dollars? Woo. He is legitimately swimming in a pool full of cash right now. Oh my God. Netflix just opened the purses up. Opened the purses. And this is what we wanted.

Enough Joey Chestnut going against the fucking worst guys in the world. Thank you. Now we have the top two dogs eating dogs. Yes. This is incredible. So we will watch this unfold and we'll be keeping tabs on it. But we had to go back in and mention

for people that have not been paying attention, this will be a must see. Huge. Maybe we'll do a live stream watching it. Oh yeah. Back in the episode. Can you just tell people, because Danny was telling about this thing that's like the funniest shit ever i was dying the shabbos goy the shabbos goys yeah yeah so what is it it's one guy in new york no it's not one guy no no no there's multiple guys so basically for orthodox

this is a big one yeah well there's orthodox jews in new york i assume everywhere else but i think it's like really a new york thing and so you know they all the loopholes where they like on shabbat they can't you're not allowed to basically like it varies how religious you are but essentially you're not allowed to do anything like if you're the most religious you're not allowed to carry your keys money you're not allowed to like they say you're not allowed to even like hold your kids because you're like supposed to be resting right because it's the sabbath or whatever and so then they have all the kid ones strange crazy right but so they have all these loopholes where they're like you're not allowed to turn your oven on but then you're like well how are we supposed to cook and

then so they'd be like well we turn our oven on on friday and we just leave it on for two days and that way and then you hire some boy chump. But then for your lights, for example, you're like, well, you don't want to leave your lights on all the time because that's annoying to have to go sleep with your lights on. So then there's a thing where you can just get someone who's not Jewish. He's already going to hell, so whatever. Yeah, he's already going to hell, exactly. And you put them on the payroll.

I think they pay them. How much do you think these guys get paid to come turn some lights on remember we had a friend of misha our friend of misha came to brooklyn he did as a favor he said but he did as a favor but they still like so he uh he was walking around like crown heights or something and then some like orthodoxies he's uh indian and some so they assume he's not jewish good assumption and uh they were like hey can you come in here and he's like what and they're like can you just help us out with something he's like sure whatever and he came vibrator won't turn on and they were like i can't remember if they're like can you turn our stove on or can you turn the lights off or something and then he just did it he had no idea what was going on he's just like

sure and then they're like oh thank you and they handed him like a bottle of water like this they go here you go it was like a hot day and they handed him a bottle of water but like the cap was off like the cap had been broken they paid him in a and it was just filled up from the sink they paid him in a bottle full of tap water like a use how much are these shabazz guys i don't think they're making a lot or whatever but essentially like that's the way so there's this famous one someone and he found out and there's a famous one and he found out that he's part jewish basically he found out that like his great-grandfather was Jewish.

So then they fired him because they're like, well, they're like, well, then we can't employ you. You have to not be Jewish. And I guess technically like

down the bloodline. And his whole thing is being the Shabbos God. Yeah, he's like, he does it for everyone. Well, he probably turned into a bit of a business. You know,

he probably has a whole block of people. Like he's the guy just going from house to house. I mean, that should have been their first indication. I mean, it's literally the easiest job in the world you see this guy making 200 grand a year on his shabbat boy business you go hey let me you know

could you mind if we do a dna test on you well very industrious i think they were i think the jews are like in a weird way bummed about it because i think he was like the guy yeah like they said in the walks in house before you know what everything's off yeah like i think he was like the guy. Like they said in the- This guy walks in and goes, before you know it, everything's off. Yeah, like I think he was like paid for like as like some sort of group payment because they said they paid him severance. Like when they fired him, they gave him like several weeks severance.

Oh, several weeks. Yeah. $1,500. I mean, it's not a real job. I guess it is to him. This guy was doing okay apparently. All he does, I mean, it's the easiest job in the world. Just walk in.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So because of this law these rules uh about like the the sabbath or whatever because i guess like in your house you can carry your kids but um it's just when you leave your house that's the rule is like once you've left your house you can't carry anything nothing so they to essentially what they did is they want to like extend the domestic zone i guess is what they consider it's like your house is like the domestic zone and then there's like the city zone or whatever so then to extend the domestic zone they run a wire there's like a fishing line that's run all around manhattan like it goes from like houston street up to like harlem

basically how high is it i don't know uh that's a good question i think it's line yeah no no no it's probably like 10 or 20 feet in the air or something but it's it's a fishing line that goes literally all around manhattan like it goes as high as like the top of central park wet down the west side there's like an area that it doesn't but and it's like all so essentially if they live in manhattan they're allowed to walk outside and they can like so but and it's like all so essentially if they live in manhattan they're allowed to walk outside and they can like so they say it's like so you know i can push a baby stroller because otherwise otherwise otherwise otherwise i'm fishing line make it technically your house i have no fucking idea it's the craziest proposal god's like i told you you

weren't supposed to do stuff on all this yeah stay in your house on saturday i was in my house which is manhattan did you not see the fishing line yeah you see the fishing line we set up and then it's funny because like i wonder if the fit because then apparently like it's not cheap to keep up like for the upkeep it's like 100 to 150 grand a year why because the fishing line breaks because it's just a piece of fishing line right so then like a branch falls on it it breaks and then i guess the moment it breaks dude like the moment it breaks maybe yeah the moment it breaks... He freaks. Dude, the moment it breaks, yeah. You drop your baby. Yeah, the moment it breaks, people are like,

fuck, we can't go outside until this gets fixed. So then they have probably a group of contractors who are just on call. Your wife wants you to go shopping on Sunday, and you hire someone to clip the line. You grab your sniper rifle, you're like, bing! Sorry, the line's down.

Line's down. I guess we're inside for the day just doing nothing just reading the torah all day i mean there's nothing you can do actually that's not bad you can't like turn on netflix can't do anything i guess you work in the shed no you're not allowed to work in the shed why can't you work in the shed you're not allowed to do anything you're just explicitly not allowed to work. I thought it was no electronics. Okay. No, no, nothing. What are you supposed to do? Study the Torah. That's gay.

Yeah. You're supposed to just study the Torah and just sit around and just chill. So it's more the wife that's fucking clipping the fishing line

because you've figured out the loopholes about with the boys. Yeah, exactly. You're like, yeah, you go hang out at the synagogue and probably talk shit

about the whatever. You're like, well, I'm cooking around because I don't know if you saw, there's a fishing lineup. So I am in my house right now. Yeah. So they put the fishing lineup. It's insane.

That's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. But I guess it costs. I am curious, though. And I think our friend Joe, the lawyer who might be watching, will DM me and tell me because he knows all about this. But I wonder what happens when the fishing line goes down like is there because there's no even way of everybody being contacted to say the fishing line's down because nobody has their phones yeah how would

you even know the fishing line is big city so it's like they're probably all breaking the law right and left probably yeah probably they're like if the fishing line goes down saturday afternoon it doesn't matter like for all intents and purposes it's up it's one of those the amount of loopholes you you're just like, we're not really doing the thing. Why don't we just rewrite the Bible? How about that for a loophole? It's like, we rewrote a new Bible. You know what I mean

at that point? At that point, yeah. You know what? While we're in Danny Corner, would you mind giving me the update of the GameStop thing? Because I feel like you're sort of tapped into that a little more than me. The GameStop thing, pretty crazy. For people who obviously know keith gill roaring kitty or whatever kitty yeah yeah uh deep fucking value he uh like two or three weeks ago he came back to twitter he's been gone for like three years and uh he basically

announced that he had uh essentially like a 240 million dollar position in gamestop half of which was he had five million shares of gamestop at 20 bucks a pop so that's 100 million dollars and then he had 100 and some odd million dollars worth of june calls call options which like expire essentially they're the right to buy the shares at 20 that he bought for i think like six dollars each um and but they expire like june 21st i believe is the expiry date so if they're if it's trading under 20 on june 21st literally they're worth zero right like they're worthless and so he posted some meme like whatever a few weeks ago saying i'm back and then gamestop, like, took off.

Okay? Like, it literally just fucking went crazy. I think it was around, like, in the teens or something. And then it got up to, I want to say, like, maybe as high as, like, $70, $60. There's a crazy amount of short positions on GameStop right now. Well, there's crazy, because it's a terrible business. It's, like, it's an actually, just objectively, like, go walk into any GameStop. They're like, it's just a terrible business. It's like, it's an actually, just objectively, like go walk into any GameStop. They're like, it's just a terrible business.

It's not a good business. Like, I don't know what to say. But they're bathing in cash right now. Well, they are now, because they basically, so, and so anyways, there were all these, people were like, what's going on here?

The stock took off, all the, like the retards. GameStop's operating like a wife's candle business that just has unlimited funds, but nothing to sell. Well, but they don't have unlimited funds. Not unlimited. Well, but now they kind of are in an interesting position

because they, you know, on their balance sheet, they have all these shares, right? Yeah, and they're selling them. And they sold them all. They sold all their available shares into the market to raise money. Yeah, they're sitting on like billions of dollars. So now they have, after all this whole thing,

they have $4 billion worth of cash zero debt and uh they make like they have three billion dollars a year in revenues so and then and their stores all barely break even yeah i don't i don't know what the actual i can't imagine their guess your real estate business at that point i don't know if they own their real estate but possibly probably should start yeah yeah they probably started and they could now but uh anyways people were starting to speculate where they're like where did he get this money from like he didn't make two because his original position in 2020 was 50 grand right so people are like how did he turn 50 grand into a quarter of a billion dollars and then they were like well maybe uh you know some sort of people's conspiracy minds started going and they're like,

well, maybe he's, someone's backing him. Right. And you have to disclose that. Is that the idea? I, well,

the thing is, is if someone was backing him and then he's like posting these things, there could be a case that there's like market manipulation, especially if he like, you know, sold his, his options, but he hasn't sold them yet,

which is crazy. Cause it's what today's June 11th, June 12th see he only has like three eight trading days left before these things expire so uh they're trading i think like 30 today so they're definitely in the money but um people were saying oh he's going to start getting investigated for like market manipulation he did a live stream last friday he's like you know these are i still hold everything they're uh you know i don't have any backers like it seems to me that there's a little bit of you know kind

of there's definitely certain types of market manipulation going on at like the high levels and you know they always come with like a slap on the risk and there is sort of a bit of it it seems like to me it's like hey you don't get to do that kind of stuff we do that well i mean the thing is am i right to see that a bit of that i will say the we don't like these big companies are like no no we don't get manipulated we do the manipulation i will say though they are actually like with the sec and stuff the the like you know obviously the politicians who all front run their private like their you know proprietary information that that they get classified stuff and they'll buy stocks or whatever.

They don't ever, ever run afoul. But there's no shortage of the SEC putting some guy who works on a trading desk at Goldman Sachs in jail for like 10 years for insider trading. They try and make huge examples of the people they catch to kind of mislead people. But you're saying insider trading.

Or pump and dumps and stuff. They were saying this would be a pump and dump scheme. This is short squeezes. That happens all the time. But they're saying that it's like, again, I don't think it's market manipulation because he should be allowed to say, hey, I have this position. I'm not like, why aren't I allowed to say this? And he's a personal trader, not like a hedge fund. Well, that's what I'm saying.

He doesn't have to disclose. trader not like a well that's what i'm saying so there was someone was saying and then there was another someone saying oh maybe he's in cahoots with the ceo ryan cohen because they had this grand plan where he would do this pump the stock up then they sell into all these retail traders who are now funding the business it's kind of like a weird quasi like go fund me almost for game stop where people are now like obviously when buy shares, you are financing the business, but now it's in a different position. But then just at the end of the day, maybe they pivot to something else. Not a good business.

Well, it's definitely not going to be worth that. I mean, duh. Most people don't buy video. You play video games, Johnny. Do you buy physical games anymore? No. No. It's like most people just download them

to their console. So the whole business originally was you bring in bought bring in your old game well it wasn't it was probably a good business 10 years ago you bring in your old game and they go we'll give you five dollars for it we sell it for 40 and buy a new game or whatever and then but people don't do that anymore and they're trying to get into baseball cards or something like baseball cards they sell like funko pops you're like you know they sell consoles which are like have zero margins on them you can buy them at amazon you can buy them at best buy you can buy them absolutely like all the stuff they sell you can buy anywhere right so but i i don't know but i don't know what he's gonna do but i mean he's currently up but it seems like

it's one of those things though well because a lot of this is what happens though a lot of people lose all their money right so a lot of normal people will put their money and lose their money and then it starts being calls for like hey we need to regulate this stuff more because these people lost their money and they're like you're allowed to gamble yeah you're allowed to gamble and you know again if you want to buy it like like i i saw shkreli did some whole like uh breakdown and he basically you know you know he did like for how a financial analyst would break down gamestop and he basically said they're worth $6 a share. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what he would basically peg them at, is like a fair value of $6 a share. They're currently at $28. But, yeah, I don't know what his plan is, because these options expire soon, and, you know. But the swings he was having, because he would... He has to sell them. Well, he has to sell them well he has to sell them or he can uh exercise them and buy i think it's like uh another six million shares at twenty dollars why wouldn't

you do that if they're less than twenty dollars like if shares are less than twenty dollars then they're just worth oh they have to be but they're not though currently they're not so we can do it now he could but he isn't like he could have done i mean they were as i well that's why that's the big million dollar question like they were as june 6th they got as high as 60 so you're like he was up on june 6th like 600 million dollars like he was dude he was up he almost got to a billion dollars like he was pretty close to it but then there was all these rumblings where like oh well if he sells out and again he's saying i like the stock so then you're like well if you like it you're not selling likes the stock is so crazy obviously you don't like the stock you like this company or

whatever game or whatever but yeah i mean on no scenario do you think it's worth that much obviously i mean i guess he does he doesn't yeah so and i saw another thing where someone was saying maybe he was doing some sort of option strategy where he sold a bunch of options and then used that money to like... I don't know exactly what's going on, but he obviously did disclose those other trades that he made if that's the case. So I have no clue,

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This whole thing is just wrestling. They're all behind the scenes. They're all fucking having beers and hanging out. To some degree, yeah. And I know Trump always kind of says, like, oh, me and Newsom actually got along. But, like, it's pretty wild to think that, like, his son's wife was Newsom's wife. Dude, it's the same thing, like, you know, in the NBA. Dude, imagine even, like, when he was the president and they're fucking working together whenever he's like my

fucking son's banging your ex-wife and you're marrying her it's like what you're right it is like bizarre yeah there's other girls in the i mean it's just like uh how they there's the nba hoes like they just you see that thing with james harden top politician hoes yeah well you see that thing with james harden where his uh his girlfriend caught the bouquet at a rayjean he wasn't happy about it because that just cost me like 200 million dollars not great well he didn't have to get married i know i know whatever but she's like she has like a kid with some other basketball player she's like been like dating a different basketball player like the band scene was definitely like that yeah there's just i mean girls just know that they're like,

that's like a tight knit group of like hoes who are just kind of, you know, around. And they don't know what the guys are just so lazy. Yeah. When it comes to that shit, you're just like, you know, there's tons of fish in the sea and you're like, there's also, you know, whatever. But there's also a few in this little lobby of this hotel

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fair we are well look how fair but i mean my main prediction was that they were gonna jail them both so that that is to be determined well but the way that you well but i thought yeah yeah they're gonna find him guilty to say like hey this is a fair system and biden has said he's like i'm not gonna pardon my son although a lot of people think he will but he's like i'm not gonna pardon him and then nothing's really gonna happen i guess right what do you mean what's he gonna he's not gonna put him in jail you think you think he's gonna do jail like you think he's gonna do a couple days of i mean i i have no idea like the thing with hunter biden is again like it's so crazy this is in the last two weeks this has never happened ever before and then like there never been a son of an active president convicted

of a crime or a president former president convicted of crime and both things have happened in the last two weeks it does feel like a bit of house to cards where someone behind the closed doors has to be like, listen, Hunter's got to take a fall. Yeah. You know what I mean? But then again, there are jury trials. The thing he got booked for was lying about, I guess when you apply for a gun. Lying about doing drugs.

They ask you, do you use illicit drugs? You're like, do you know how many people in America? Yeah, everyone yeah that's like how many people would go to jail 50 million people legitimately or probably smoke weed and you're like yeah i have a gun and i smoke weed which would basically you're now guilty of this crime well yeah i guess they were trying to plea him out and he didn't want to do that well no originally that's the crazy thing is originally they did i don't remember a sweetheart. They gave him that crazy sweetheart deal where it was behind closed doors and they just were like,

your dad's the president. Here's this deal that you won't be in trouble. And then the judge found out about it and the judge was like, fuck that. Wait, that's what happened? Yeah. The judge basically got wind of it and was like, no way.

You would never do this for anybody else. This would never be an option for anybody else. And he's just no and then just like i didn't know yeah we're not giving him preferential treatment yeah it was like i want to say it was maybe late last year and that's why it went to trial but they had like some deal in place for him and but the media definitely played out the way that you sort of said it where it was just like immediately it was kind of like this is how fair we are yeah this is how fair we are look at us look how fair the question is do they go both go to jail but the difference is it was like one's not running the front runner for the president i mean of course it's like that's a small sacrifice to be like hey hunter like you

got to go to jail for maybe three months afternoon you got to do some you got to go coach basketball for a weekend weekends or whatever in jail. But we're gonna put our rival also in jail, like political rival who's running for president and former president in jail. He'd be like, sure, dad. Anything for the family, dad. It's unprecedented in my life, all this stuff. That's for fucking sure. It's crazy. And it feels

like it, too. It's literally unheard of. Dude, ten years ago, it was just unfathomable that a pro-league obama going to jail it's just it's just you just always understood i know that maybe it's not supposed to be the case because like that's how you know like uh kings and stuff where they're like that that's like why they had the magna carta because it was you know you couldn't put a king in jail and then they go no like everybody needs to be you know the same under the law but it was still understood you're like if you're the president you can't go to jail for stuff like you just can't

it's just you're the president i don't know it's just understood like i mean think of all the crimes bill clinton and all that stuff and you just go yeah you don't know you just don't you just don't go to jail maybe they'll publicly shame you or something but you're not going to jail yeah you're going to jail do you see any of the kevin spacey stuff i did see kevin spacey he's been doing a crying tour he's been crying to i oh man he's so fucking talented it is you're saying you like the acting oh my god man i listened to him on lex friedman dude he's so good at impersonations wait what is he doing his impressions are incredible like he does so dude he... Dude, he was doing, like... He was talking about all this acting stuff,

and then he talked, and, like... But he was talking about... He did, like, Bill Clinton and Jack Lemmon, and, fuck, he's doing all of them, and they're all so good. Like, he's, like... Wasn't he a comedian doing that stuff before? Oh, he was on SNL.

Remember, he had that famous, like, the SNL, the Star Wars outtakes? Okay, so yeah. Remember that? Like, the 90s, when he hosted SNL? Dude snl dude he's so man he's so good yeah like all i was all i was like man this guy's so well that's why it is hard for it's hard to believe it not like it's hard to take anyone seriously when an actor goes and does a crying thing and you're just like well i know that's your literal specialty yeah him especially like dating an actress chick it would be like tough

because they'd come in being like oh and you're like is this girl crying or fake girl crying yeah like you can just turn this on not to be i know how yeah i know you're a professional at this yeah yeah yeah but it was i honestly felt bad for him after because i was just like man well a little bit he's like yeah he's going on about he was like i'm completely bankrupt i owe money i'm selling my house blah blah blah i can never work again and i also got like i was innocent in all charges yeah you're like i was innocent of all charges but like the main thing is you're like he only has one skill he's a like the best actor in the world bartender yeah he's the best actor in the world it's the only skill he has and if they just decide you're not working then that's it you're just not working and there's nothing else you can do i guess

he's fake when you're that famous though you could definitely do something else podcast okay yeah or do do an impression youtube channel that would be a downfall though the guy from music arts is like he's doing super chats where people are like yeah all right super chats in various voices here's fifty dollars dude richard Here's $50 Dude Richard Nixon I am not a crook Alright That's $2 here We got $2.50 here Coming in And he owes so much

Fucking money He's a fag Alright The thing is He owes so much money too It wouldn't even be a dent No you'd go bankrupt And then start again

Yeah yeah I guess that's what He has to do But he said he's not going to Or he's trying to Well he's trying not to go go i saw kramer was out there doing his kramer i haven't caught up on any of the kramer stuff well i i started saying this to danny and jared but basically kramer has a new book entrances and exits right so he's doing a whole press tour about it and it honestly pissed me off because every he's doing the press tour it was 18 years ago that he

did his thing yeah and he legitimately goes on every show and he's just like he's doing the press tour it was 18 years ago that he did his thing yeah and he legitimately goes on every show and he's just like he's still like if this thing broke him right and he's just sitting there and then every single time they're just like okay you got your book and then it's like within a minute and a half they're like so what happened that night he's not he has to be like i know i like he's he's still getting flogged i mean 20 years later you know crazy Like, he's still getting flogged 20 years later. Dude, you know what crazy it is? He's not Kramer anymore. He goes, oh, I'm stressed. But he's, like, not. He's not even seen of as Kramer.

Like, he's not Kramer. He's Michael Richards, the N-word guy. You're saying that's how much. That superseded Kramer. Like, we don't even look at him as Kramer anymore. Like, he's just his main thing is the N-word stuff. Yeah, see him as kramer but you're right i never i see them together yeah but you're like i that's almost like above kramer now people are like looking at more as that than kramer yeah i guess he just has to if he just went and did like an interview for a year straight

everyone would maybe be like to some degree that's over i think a lot of people don't care but it's like i honestly felt bad seeing him having to just like slink there it's like it's haven't hasn't he been had enough yeah it's like we get it it was the there's nothing worse in the whole world that you could ever do by being being racist okay it's like it was 20 years ago yeah and also he must have so much money like that's like how so that's the other and stuff? You know what just as you said that? He has to have so much money, and he just can't walk away. Interesting. But you know what else fucking said as you said that?

Because Seinfeld defended him when that stuff happened. Yeah. But maybe what Seinfeld was defending was the franchise. Maybe. Because obviously he's friends, but Seinfeld went really hard on it. But you're just like, he also might have been going really hard on this netflix deal might not happen seinfeld needs more money yes i don't know yes i would say so billionaire he likes money yeah i'm sure he likes money i'm sure he does but anyways that's one of those things where like you know you saw guys like gene wilder gene wilder was just like or gene hackman recently where everybody's like can you believe what gene hackman looks like and

like some of these guys were just like the top of their game and they're like yeah i'm fucking 75 i'm done okay i don't need to be famous until my last breath like i'm gonna just retire like a normal person just go live in just like some rural area and just like be a normal person for a second like i don't need to be like in the limelight all the time i have tons of money i have an amazing and by the way acting's not that fun no sitting there reading lines and then you go on there and you sort of stand around on set and you're just like standing around it's like i don't know if tiring is not the right word but it's like boring super yeah so if you're like 70 and you just have to like stand there for 45 minutes while the people you're just like what like, what are we doing this for?

Yeah. Who is the guy, Lethal Weapon, the black guy from Lethal Weapon? Glover? Donald Glover? Danny Glover. Danny Glover. I was thinking Donald Glover, but I knew that wasn't. I had somebody do a movie with Danny Glover when he was like 70.

They worked on a movie and they're like, literally, you go to his trailer and he'd just be like sleeping. Always. He's always sleeping. And then they'd be like, you have your scene trailer and he'd just be like sleeping sleeping always he's always sleeping and then they'd be like you have your scene and he'd be like okay and he'd show up and like bang out his lines and just back to sleep yeah and you are kind of like what it's not like you know stand up or there's other things uh probably authors like there's sort of like a craft there where yeah the acting thing it's like let's be honest especially in that sort of territory most of the time you're just like okay remember my four lines now walk out now it's lunch you sort of walk around crap

yeah i mean a lot of guess it gets you out of the house gets you out of the house but sort of golfing that's true golfing also gets you out of the house or having a dog or something all these things get you out of the house i don't know like i understand that it can like it's clearly difficult for i don't believe it when people are just like i love acting yeah well i mean yeah i believe it when uh like you know ian mckellen or something is like our gordon pinsett is like i love acting and then he's like doing shakespeare and stratford festival and you go yeah this guy loves this guy clearly likes acting this guy loves acting because he's doing like some just theater thing when he's like a famous actor yeah sure but you're like yeah i don't know having a few lines in an office scene where you're just playing a guy it's like no you just need

money you want money and fame yeah you want money and fame exactly but yeah the kramer thing i just maybe you should start doing these tours as kramer maybe that's what needs to happen then you go yeah yeah so it's he's sort of detached from it like like literally like i don't think he has the right podcast that's the problem oh really like the podcast starts empty seat and then he just like slides through the door. Something fucking knocks everything over. It goes, hey, how's it going? Yeah, but it was, I didn't like seeing him have to get flogged like that. It was just like, let it go.

It was 20 years ago. So you sell 50,000 copies of your book? Like who gives a shit? I still think that he's trying to clear his name a little bit. For what though? I think that's the purpose of this oh i think he doesn't like people i think he doesn't like the fact that all his everyone he used to know is still like treats him like he's fucking poison yeah i mean again he was like there's nobody can understand what it was like to be kramer in 98 like he was probably couldn't walk any corner of the earth he probably was as famous as michael

jordan yeah kind of yeah you're like he's probably like i want some of that back like at least instead of the opposite yeah how about in between would be fine yeah just like a little less is fine but not like i don't want it to be like an ugly woman now like that's how i'm treated as like an old ugly woman yeah you know can we get creamer on the podcast oh i would love that oh the last politics thing it was i don't know if you've seen trump doing his speeches where he says he's gonna eliminate taxes on tips yeah he's going straight like some og ron paul uh era things that's okay get that black vote in nevada i mean tips are so poorly taxed anyways, because they don't get claimed normally. I know, that's true. So I was in a table of elites that you would not be privy to. Sure.

I was just hanging out, and then a bunch of these, like, there's like a top political analyst in America, and then some big news person. I didn't really know these people, but apparently they're really popular. And the big topic of conversation was who replaces Biden. So I have all my inside scoops. I have that inside scoopy. But the idea that everyone's like,

oh, Michelle Obama, they were really poo-pooing that, like, it's not even in the cards. Okay. But they were throwing out all these names, and apparently that's the big topic in the Democratic Party, is, like, this guy's out, who's in.

And who do they say? Which is, like, there's a bunch, who's in? And who did they say? There's a bunch of names I forget. No one notable. Some Michigan guy, Whitmer maybe, I don't know. Some other weird... Whitmer. I don't know. I think it wasn't Whitmer probably, but... I mean, again, Newsom seems to be... Some girl. There's some girl I never heard of. It sounded like a bunch

of weird names I didn't really know that well. Okay. So these guys are my... Nicky Hill. No, these guys might have had their eyes in the clouds a little bit and then lastly there's all these elections uh where like the populist right-wing parties are just like destroying and everyone's pretty up in europe yeah yeah and the one thing that i've just only point to add on is like yeah in europe france because macron's like basically fucking a trudeau. Do you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess.

But everyone's saying, like, all these far-right parties. And it was just interesting watching, like, the news cover and everything. Because they're always, like, far-right parties. And if you actually look at what they're saying, it's all of it's, like, maybe get immigration under control. That's pretty much the main thing. Yeah, that's what most people are. And everyone's, like, fucking these far-right, like, fascists. sure and the guy's like can we just get things a little back to normal we just have like a policy we enforce that we can all agree on i'm looking at the by the way the betting markets it changes a lot because michelle obama's not even on here anymore but now that's probably was because i'm

telling you my inside scoops where i got the word yeah but now it's uh donald trump is the favorite but 51 cents which is is 51%, I guess. Biden, 46%. And Gavin Newsom. So Gavin Newsom is now climbing up. They weren't totally poo-pooing the idea of Newsom. Yeah. I'll tell you who they definitely were poo-pooing.

Beto O'Rourke. He's not even on the list. It wasn't on their list either. Yeah, yeah. Okay. DeSantis really dropped the fucking ball, huh? I don't know. He was in a lose-lose

I don't know if there was a scenario where he could have won Going against Trump So it might be one of those things where he could beat himself up forever Being like where did I go wrong But it's also possible he didn't have a shot Also he probably made a good move by the way he stepped out He definitely has a shot in four years I know

Whereas he could have fucked that up so badly Everyone was like trashing him And then like 14 days later I'd say everyone was like that guy's actually pretty good We'll consider him in four years No stink really stuck on him I'll tell you that much So speaking of

I don't know if you'd call this Cancellations but So there's this girl Karen Reid Right? And she basically had this cop boyfriend in boston and then she allegedly drove her car drunk and killed this guy right and she's sort of pitching that this was like a conspiracy that the cops all are getting together because you know when it's a cop they all you know okay and people are like it's

corrupt the cops are like no dead to right she did it right and in the trial they read all the police officers uh group chats and texts and stuff yeah tough yeah yeah they would not be happy my friend i'd honestly buddy because they're probably like we're subpoenaing your group chats like what do you need our personal group chat on second thought i don't think she did do it what do you need the personal group chats for exactly so how's that related to this is the thing we always talk about where the group they actually if russia was actually trying to create like world war descent or like china or something it's just like bam group chat everyone yeah put and you can really do that you basically everyone has tiktok

you make them download something that has like a fucking uh trojan virus in it yeah and then so you basically have access to their entire phone and then as soon as they do that you just release all the group chats of everyone it's like that would literally bring down chaos yeah yeah because it would be chaos on the streets cars would be crashing dude you you know what would happen if there was any like rumor of that about to happen you just see like all the power grids going down from like like all the phone everything would just end because like the people at the top would be like we can't allow this to happen it would be less chaos for the power grid to go down than the group chats to come out they'd be like look just no power for anybody i've never seen the meme where

is the black guy and he's popping out of the funeral and it says when you dead but she starts to going through your phone that's steve jobs coming out of the thing i know in one set of texts proctor wrote she waffled him i looked at his body in the hospital he was banged up she hit him with her car in response one of the friends asked she hot at least to which proctor replied she's a whack job c-u-n-t i don't think you know how to say that word yes she's a babe weird fall river accent though no ass and then and then the guy goes uh the one thing the guy goes any nudes in the phone cops were looking through her phone for nudes. But then the cop on the stand said, no, I was a joke.

I'm not actually looking through her phone for nudes. I mean, I would just be like, dude, you know how stressful this job is? You got to let off some steam a couple of times. I'd be like, look, yeah, we cracked some jokes. That's what he's saying. The boys are joking around. When a fellow trooper sent a photo of one of Reed's lawyers. Funny, I'm going through his

retarded client's phone no nudes so far proctor said i hate that man i truly hate him and that's her lawyer they're talking about it's funny when like cops are also stupid about this stuff like i know you know they're like hey you don't like have an encrypted so everyone gets booked yeah you're like you don't have signal or some shit for like all this stuff it is true because that's how every everyone you know how those people i guess they're all on work phones though that's the big thing right these aren't personal phones like they have work phones so probably like the work phones are like yeah anything you use your work phone for like we can access he just got a little too comfortable you got to yeah exactly because you're like i'm a cop you're

like why would this matter dude the amount of people that get busted from just putting their crimes in text messages oh and say and again it probably is like because it's your work phone but it's probably is you're also your personal phone you just have one phone that the company pays for but it's technically your work phone but you know it's just your phone and then started doing some stupid shit on there these guys are probably sweating more than she is in the courtroom i i i was kind of looking into it and i couldn't really get to the bottom of what i think of i mean it seemed everyone seems pretty dead to right she did it but their case is more like it's a conspiracy and i'm really i'm not in the courtroom

to know what i think that's if you're the defense right you're just trying anything to essentially get your client off and so this is probably one on discovery they're like oh this might be a strategy because you did clearly hit this guy with your car and killed him so we have to get you off on a technicality at this point because it's probably not up for dispute if she hit him with the car they're saying it is oh i thought i thought it was pretty clear i i from what the cop said he's like no she hit him with the car that's what the cop said and they're saying that they're saying that they killed their friend and then immediately they're just like wife did it and we know this like we're not looking elsewhere we already got this one locked up which they do

screw that up i've seen a lot of documentaries where the cops are so the cops are lazy where they're just like no it's a wife dude the amount of times someone will go in be like my girlfriend was like kidnapped i mean that being said i'll just state most of the time they're right yeah it is but because of that like if you if your girlfriend like went missing and then you show up and you're just like yo my girlfriend's missing they just like cuff you yeah they're just like okay oh yeah we know you did it well i mean it's usually that is the person who did it but when it's not the guy will be like i'm telling you look for this and blah blah and they're just like nice try buddy we ever watch you ever watch The Jinx?

Yeah, of course. Robert Durst, have you seen the new one? No, have you? Yeah, I've been watching it right now. And so it's like The Jinx is this guy, Robert Durst. He was like this big New York real estate heir or whatever. But he was essentially three people he knew got murdered or like disappeared. His ex-wife, his best friend, and then a neighbor.

And he went in Houston, Galveston. He went on trial because they found his neighbor, this guy body chopped up. And then he essentially was like, I didn't kill him, but I panicked or something when I found his body thinking that they think it was me and chopped up his body.

And he got acquitted. I know. Like he somehow got off because he just had like the best. That was the guy who shit his pants in court yeah he shit his pants in court well he and that was part of the jury that's the one yeah yeah no yeah right which by the way i mentioned this hung jury joke and someone unfounded and sent it yeah okay but so and then at the end of the movie he goes at the end of the documentary on a hot mic he goes into the bathroom and he goes they know you did it yeah they know you did all of them or something

which is fucking which is so crazy the crazy part is if you watch the not to give too much away of the new one but it's pretty good actually i thought i'm like what else is there but it happened though right so this is all based on real life so yeah it happened yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah but um in in the uh you watch napoleon i don't want to tell you how it ended right right well yeah you know he like he died and stuff but part of their strategy was to make him because they have all his his phone calls from prison because he basically went on the run uh and they found him he went on the run the day before the last episode came out and And then he started wearing a wig.

No, he had a full latex disguise. And he was going to try a latex mask. And he had like 80 grand in cash. And he was going to try and take a boat to Cuba. To go somewhere with no extradition treaty or whatever. But the whole thing was everybody's like, even the director was like, it's so crazy that he agreed to do this documentary because he always just like his biggest issue was always just like he couldn't stop talking

like he would talk to the police yeah he would talk to investigators like with no lawyer present he'd be like it's fine i don't need a lawyer and had he just not done this he would have been fine i know like he got away with literally three murders and it would have been totally fine except for then they're just like hey Hey, we're doing this documentary. Would you care to be in it? And any sane person would be like, uh, no, thanks. I'm good on that. I'm good on that.

And he's like, no, I want to be in it. And then as ever, cause it was like eight episodes or six episodes. That being said, sometimes when you're not in it, I think what he was thinking is a lot of times these documentaries, they open up the, like they start painting you as like really guilty. And then that starts making everyone point figures. And then next thing you know, they start painting you as like really guilty and then that starts making everyone point figures and then next thing you know they start looking into it again and then yeah and then he basically does happen yeah yeah but he the problem is he did the even

worse thing where he gave them like uh you know but he um like every episode would come out like week after week and then the guy uh would uh he would like text i can't remember who he's like a friend or something and then when the fifth would uh he would like text i can't remember who's like a friend or something and then when the fifth episode came out and they had his handwriting sample that got sent to like the beverly hills police or whatever with another handwriting sample that he had had and it's like the same handwriting that's essentially when he was like busted or whatever and then before the week the last episode essentially he just knew that like he's like oh i'm fucked and uh so then he just like yeah went on the run and it's all about that

because they there was one murder where they're like we can try him for and get him because uh there was the disappearance of his ex-wife in the 80s or his wife in the 80s or whatever and then the chick and then the guy he was already exonerated for and then this was his best friend this chick and he killed her. And so then we're like, we're going to get him on this one. So we have to take him to trial for this. And then it turned out the whole deal was she helped him kill the wife. And so she knew that he had killed the wife because she helped cover for the original killing.

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He's the milkshake man. It is funny the milkshakes are back though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Nigel, he's like the reform party guy and he's just been

getting smoked by milkshakes. He's the Brexit guy. Yeah, I know. But it's funny because he's like the reform party guy, and he's just been getting smoked by milkshakes. He's the Brexit guy, yeah. Yeah, I know. But it's funny because it really is the business model for girls now to be an OnlyFans chick, do something to be in some big controversy, and then rake in the bones. And she already said she got, and then they're asking her to apologize. She's like, I'm not apologizing. Like, why would she apologize?

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Like, they're flashing the portal. They're throwing milkshakes at politicians they're just like they have to do something to cause some like controversy that they had to essentially there's just so many chicks on only fans now it's like how do you separate your briefcase full of dildo prank yeah how do you separate yourself from the pack and you have to be in a news stories so that one was making me laugh by the way if you're any of these if any of these simps are watching right now who watch one of these things and go i'm gonna go sign up for their only fans stop it just stop oh i agree stop it yeah good point seriously what are you doing it's embarrassing

it's very like some fucking seven goes and throws a milkshake on nigel farage and you're like i'd like to pay ten dollars to see her naked. Stop it. You have some respect for yourself. Literally, have a little bit of respect. It makes you sick. I don't like it either. Because you do go, who is these people? And you know, some of them you probably know, too. It's probably someone in your own friend circle. That's the sick part.

They're everywhere. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of those people. Could be that who's protesting a lot. Disgusting sip. No. No. Imagine it. who's protesting a lot. Disgusting sip. No. No.

Imagine. I was like. 100% agree, though. Have some fucking respect for yourself. Jesus. Go to the gym or something. Go for a walk. If you really need it so bad, type in their name, leaked nudes.

Yes. It's like the Reddit is just full of this shit. To go pay for it. What are you doing? You can talk to some guy in India. Stop it. You're not even talking to them. That's what I'm saying.

It's insane. Yeah, you're probably talking to AI now. They probably replaced them. I don't know how it's working. I don't know. I don't know how guys are so desperate that this is the kind of shit they're up to. Really gross to see. Yeah.

Get it together, boys. Get it together. I quit my boring nine to five, become a professional sex toy tester. So here's a job. Sort of like when a kid wants to be like a pie tester. I'm sure that was a big kid. Yeah, that was when I was a kid. Hell yeah. I was like, here's a job sort of like when a kid wants to be like a pie tester i'm sure that was a big yeah that was oh hell yeah it goes that's a job but it's always funny just like thinking you have some chump who's dating this girl she's like all right i'm going to work walks in the other room Hey, honey, what's this package from your work?

It's just like the fucking Bohemoth Deli. I literally did a short film once, actually, and it was about this girl who was a sex toy tester. Yana? Yeah. Yeah. So then they have the guy version, fleshlight tester is always funny

it works that's the whole thing he goes yeah works cookie shop owner calls out woman who identifies herself as influencer to get free products and she tried to get free products from her weddings so i'll tell you this is the other side of the guy of the guy like pathetic guy not a pathetic guy this is yeah but no but i'm saying no this is the other side where these girls are like have 800 followers and they're like i'm a beginning influencer can i have some free cookies and you're like get I'm a beginning influencer. Can I have some free cookies? And you're like, get fucked. My ex had 10,000 followers and the amount of shit this woman would get,

I swear to God, it is a lot of work to get a bunch of junk. But if you are willing to put in the time... It's like JJ, yeah. And if you're willing to go... It's JJ style. Yeah, if you're willing to go complain about shit, yeah, you'll get the odd $20 food voucher

from American Airlines. She wasn't getting $20 food vouchers, buddy. She was getting everything. The biggest thing is they get every piece of makeup, which that shit gets expensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But just steal it

like every other woman does. I'm telling you, though, that game of like, if you are a girl that gets up to 10,000 followers, you can really get, you want a toaster, you get a free toaster.

Whatever you want. You know what I mean? Again, you're right. You do end up being a person that's working a job for $20 an hour when you add it all up. Right. And you're not even getting money. You're just getting products that you don't even want. Yeah.

You get a bunch of junk. Yeah. But they get addicted to it, too. They're like, look at this. I got a free hit. Yeah. It becomes a game. You go, what more can I get?

I don't know. At this point, you have like 9,000 microwave can I get yeah you have I don't know at this point you have like 9,000 microwave ovens you really need them all no but they would get all sorts of garbage right yeah

so it does work it would be nice if you'd be like get us can you get us a trip she's like I got me a trip you go fuck it that's making me laugh

the idea of your girl when you bring her to Tulum and then for her birthday she opens up the thing and it's a trip to Tulum and she's like you're not coming you're like it's not my birthday why would i be going on a trip no i'm gonna stay here and work to pay for your goddamn trip just enjoy yourself they want to go on a trip like just find one ticket for the trip you said you wanted to go on a trip yeah

what a fucking maybe next time you say you wanted me to buy me something for your birthday you're always complaining that i'm not communicating well you said you wanted to go on a trip yeah maybe mention that you wanted me to buy multiple trips from multiple people one of which is not even their birthday you look if we had a similar birthday i guess i could come too but it seems like this is like a birthday trip and it'd be weird for me to come so buy them the one-way ticket to like one way some room so you wanted to come back from tulum some like romantic place too yeah you said you wanted to be romantic so i got you the one with the heart-shaped hot tub but um it's also this is interesting because it might be interesting for you okay to get some of this stuff because basically she's trying to get all this stuff for her wedding yeah um a ship

sailed you bought everything already i'm sure there's still a week i feel like you're still doing stuff i'm not doing fucking shit all i'm a fucking i am the man i don't lift a fucking finger well i do lift a finger to hand the credit card over. It's getting heavy. This is fucking after this wedding. This is what Danny's checks are going to be doing. Guy, I am so minimally involved in this shit. Really?

Almost nothing. I think I'm pretty more involved. You honestly might be. You honestly might be. You honestly might be. It's just my girl and her mom, and they're just, and my mom, and they're all just like, Oh, your mom. It's the whole thing right there. She goes, do you like this?

I go, yeah. I'm like, I blindly like, I'll be like, you like that? I go, yeah. What about this? Great. Your mom's involved? Of course. Interesting.

Yeah, it's just... The three of them are good. Blood dripping down my fucking ear. You have a fancy suit? Yeah. Yeah, I got a nice custom-made... How much did that run you? ...lid and suit.

You know what? There's this place in Astoria that I've... It's like this... I can't remember who I'm recommending. A friend of you? Linen suit. You know what? There's this place in Astoria that I've... It's like this... I can't remember who recommended it. A friend of hers? Oh, no. Her sister-in-law or whatever. But it's like these Italian dudes in Astoria.

I got a suit. Like, custom-made linen suit. I think it was like $900. That's not too crazy. No, it's totally... And I bought a suit from there before. Really nice suit. It was like $400.

Like, tailored suit. Pretty good. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's funny. It was like $400, like tailored suit. Pretty good. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It's funny. I mean, I'm wearing it one time. Again, I think you could have got this stuff if you started doing this stuff. Yeah, yeah.

If you want to. The guy actually, like when I walked in there, he goes, he's like, I know you from somewhere. And I was just like, I don't know. He goes, dude, I swear. Have we met? He's like, I know you from somewhere. I go, I don't know. You could have got a deal, man.

You think Jordan Peterson's paying for those suits? Come on, stop it, my friend. Those are on the hizzy. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to tie the knot, and I'm gearing up. This is the message she sent. I'm trying to tie the knot, and I'm gearing up to spoil my squad rotten. And that does beg the question, will I be spoiled rotten at this wedding?

I mean, it's going to be a nice wedding, I will say. Will I be spoiled rotten? Because this girl is trying to spoil her friend's rotten. As I dive into the wedding planning, I love to include your amazing products in my bridal boxes. The bride-to-be wrote an email. Are you in for some bridal bliss?

Let's chat. Bridal bliss. So you have to do embarrass yourself by sending these kind of messages? Oh yeah, big time. You have to use cutesy words. She kind of messages. Oh, yeah, yeah, big time. You have to use cutesy words. She has no shame. They have no shame.

This woman does not know the concept of embarrassment. You're right. It is the girl JJ. Yeah. The girl version of JJ calling and speaking on the airline for 45 hours to get like $4 off of the food voucher. Yeah, she probably sent 50 cookie places this cut and paste message. And she goes, yeah, whoever wants to.

And you're also like, you're a girl. Make some cookies. Like, do you know how cheap it is to make cookies she wants these very specific the weather her cookies she make aren't gonna spoil the squad rotten though yeah i guess they're not gonna be good like a man would make them it is hilarious just be broke with no money looking to spoil squad rotten it's like well it looks like you're not gonna be spoiling them rotten because you're broke i guess not sorry yeah do you think your girl comes in like crying it looks like you're not gonna be spoiling them rotten because you're broke i guess not sorry yeah do you think your girl comes in today like crying it's like we're not spoiling everyone in response he congratulated her but he posted a thing uh she replied asking if his company was doing any collaborations with influencers and she has less than 2 000 on

instagram and less than 900 on tiktok but it is ballsy but there's girls out there being like i have 2 000 followers i'm an influencer and it's dark to watch yeah i know a few people that i know from normal life that have fancied themselves influencers that have like 6 000 and they post like their journeys for nobody and it's not fun to watch here's the thing thing. You do have to start somewhere. And people do go from 2,000 to a million. I know. Right? So, like, and especially. Maybe you could hold off on begging for the free shit.

That's what I'm saying. You're like, just. And, yeah, just wait a bit. Like, you're kind of like this. You don't just start influencing and then the free shit pours in. And, by the way, to add to your comment, that's not the only thing. Everything you do is embarrassing that isn't normal yeah like if you decide if you're if you're in your and the older you get if you're in your

mid-20s and you're trying to be a musician and it's not working out embarrassing if you're trying to start a company and it's not working out it's all it's all a bit embarrassing until it's putting yourself out there yes putting yourself out there is a bit embarrassing yeah but there's levels of it right like there's levels there's like a little bit of self-awareness that comes from like i know i'm talking to a thousand people versus like you know i appreciate each and every one of you like doing all this stuff like i wouldn't be anywhere without you i've seen a lot of people that have the like you know i couldn't do this without you and you're like do what yeah exactly do what yeah you're like you know i i've watched you know sometimes on youtube or whatever like when we were going to do a shows at imperial pub for two people

we weren't telling everyone to come no hell no people were like this was in a they were like hey uh you doing any shows this week i'd be like uh yeah but uh like i'd tell them the good ones to come to yeah you go no no what are you up to tonight nothing yeah nothing just inside oh i kept comedy such a secret in that sense i mean the first like year i did comedy i didn't even tell any of my friends because i knew that the first thing they would say is let me come let me come and i go no i don't know like wait a little bit uh you know please wait please wait i moved to a different place and did i went moved i went to la and started to stand up for like a month there where no one would see me. Yeah, smart. Okay, so anyways,

the bottom line is this guy didn't do this stuff. This guy told her to take a hike. Destroyed her. Told his turkey to take a hike. This guy destroyed her. Yeah, and it probably worked out well for him. He probably got some good PR, yeah. Woman reveals the crazy amount she earns

conducting loyalty tests to see if boyfriends will cheat and this is a whole business buddy the testers such as trinity are chosen on the lazo platform it's a whole platform by users who suspect the partner might be unfaithful users will try to pick out a tester who looks physically like or as similarly similar hobbies or personality traits that their partner would be hobbies matter fucking idiots oh yeah i like volleyball is there someone on here who also likes volleyball because that's really what uh will uh catch his eye his wandering eyes is my love of volleyball idiot fucking goons fucking big jugs out yeah exactly photo as per insider there are 400 testers on the platform and the tester makes contact with the user's partner to see if they're willing to be

led astray so this is what we call entrapment in the industry because there's so many guys where you're kind of like uh would this guy ever like stray or whatever and the truth is you go if you really threw it in his lap he might but that's never happened that doesn't happen yeah and it never will happen there's many guys that you go he will never have in his life have a girl walk up to him and overtly proposition him yeah yeah so it's like then no he won't dude because he's not gonna message she's not gonna message the other girls he's not doing the stuff. Technically, he's like, I won't. You're throwing him this curveball where it's like, this has never happened in my life before.

It's like the Gretchen Whitmer thing or whatever. What's that? The entrapment. The kidnapping plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer. Then it all turned out total bullshit and none of them wanted to do it. Maybe the next president, apparently. According to my insert sources.

The funniest thing is you know what like you ever get like one of those spammy like chicks on facebook go to follow you like it'll just be like some totally i don't know i don't look at my i don't know look at any of that whatever but it'll be like some totally like fake name obviously fake profile profile created like january 2024 friends and you're 50 and you're like 50 mutual friends i'm like guys what are you doing we're in entertainment so i feel like we're like more tapped in whereas a normal guy maybe gets so you're saying there's a chance yeah but you're like a lot of them will be comedians most of my friends are comedians they'll be like 50 mutual friends i'm like why it i'll tell you it does seem crazy though that you take a random guy who's there's a lot of guys who will never have a girl in their entire life and that's most people are never gonna have a hot chick walk up to them and be like can i suck you off yeah that's all yeah and that's another thing

like with like when the the predator hunters or whatever, and they get caught, and they're like, yeah, it's like some 16-year-old cheerleader messaged me and wanted a bang, and you're like, you? Are you fucking out of your mind? Are you so cooked? Like, what planet are you in?

How do you not know this is a trap? You're like a disgusting 60-year-old fat man who's balding. You like a 60 year old cheerleader is just out of the blue messaging you because she wants to smash like what are you thinking what are you thinking i agree but this is uh this is more entrapment than that that's for sure yeah the tester then makes contact with the user's partner to see if they'd be willing to let us stray from the relationship. And voila. That is funny. A girl coming up like, hey, what's up?

You work around here? You go, are you a fucking tester? Beat it, fucking Fed. Beat it. She wasn't even trying to hit on you. She was like, you know, nice day out today. You go, fuck off, Fed. Well, you know what?

This type of shit is gonna cause men to have to treat women in no other way to be honest can't be trusted yeah you can't be trusted i don't know there's like literally a soviet russia all over again there's fucking just spies everywhere yeah i don't know i'm just gonna treat you all like shit it's the only way it's the only way that i can pretend yeah i have to treat it i gotta treat you all like you're trying to ruin my life. But there's some truth to that. Where they have these testers out there. And there also might be a guy out there

that was like, you know, I'll talk to this girl. I'm entertaining. I wouldn't actually do it. He's like, yeah, some girl comes up to me outside of the bar and fucking starts talking to me. I might talk to her or whatever, but I'm not actually going to her house or anything like that you know what i mean yeah there's probably guys that are that too uh-huh and i yeah they're just like like that but anyways yeah this is uh each tester by the way the testers don't make that much money 70 bucks a test or they

call it a mission out of that 70 she gets to keep 49 so the girl makes 50 bucks a test yeah i mean they probably are like sometimes it could be two messages no it's in person no I thought these were all on messages no these are just messages oh I thought these were just DMs sometimes they take as little over an hour

they can take a week or longer I thought it said sometimes they like they go and find out where he hangs out and they go outside the work and stuff oh no no I thought these were just in person. I think these are all online. No, it's no, no, no. It's in person, and that's a whole different scam.

Yeah, they do both, man. These are honeypots. These are non-political honeypots. This is crazy. I mean, the problem is it'd be way more costly. You could do this for a girl. You get some of the dude dressed like a sheik and be like, can I buy you a Rolex? I'd like to buy you a brand new bag. And then she buys the bag, and you go, where the fuck did you get some of the dude dressed like a chic and be like can i buy you a rolex i'd like to buy

a brand new bag and then she buys the bag and go where the fuck did you get that bag from she goes oh chic bought it for you oh yeah chic bought it for you pack your fucking shit in that bag the chic is like uh you were looking at the coach purchase but i think that it'd be more fitting for you to have a duffel bag. Yeah, you go, let me buy you the bag. And then they hand like a duffel bag at checkout. And she goes, that's not the bag you said you were going to buy me. Back it a shit.

I am tester. You've been busted. Also, I wouldn't be buying the suitcase not a chic not that she really needed this 50 bucks really 50 bucks to my name that i got from this test maybe that could be like a new uber feature uber chic uber uber uber tester so definitely there's that yeah um yeah yeah just i'd like to fly to saudi arabia pee on you one million one million she goes so i have a work trip to saudi arabia you go oh really what are you guys doing over there your company's expanding she goes yeah just business meetings then you just put them on a one-way trip and then they come and clean out the house.

And you go, you want to test me? I test you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be the fucking twist of irony. The girl doing the testing gets the tested. Yeah, good deal. You send your girl up to a fake tester site and then you send the message saying you're a tester

to see if your girl's trying to test you. Tester, tester. That's the fucking thing. She goes, oh, I was doing a test. You go, actually, I hired that tester to find out that you're trying to test me. Double agent. Double agent.

So you just got busted trying to test me. Yeah. Now I know the kind of fucking shit you're up to trying to hire a tester on me. Very untrustworthy person. Who would hire a tester. Yeah. Good to know. Good to know.

Good to know that I can trust you. I just love when you hire a tester. Throw her right back in the shit. She has to hire a tester to find out love when you hire a tester. Throw her right back in the pit. She has to hire a tester to find out if you'd hire a tester to test her. Okay, so then this is the ultimate side hustle, and there's some girls that are on the internet that have figured out this side hustle. I'm advocating for this.

The woman sharing the exact formula to marrying rich. We're a bit back to basics with the side hustle. Things have gotten full circle in the last six years. Some girls have discovered this side hustle of marrying a rich guy. Age old side hustle. You remember, you remember in MacGruber when MacGruber has all the gadgets that he's killing people with and then he finds the gun and he goes,

this is way better than all those celery gadgets I've been using. Yeah. That's these girls finding out I'm marrying a rich guy that's the girls finding the gun they're just like wait marrying a rich guy is way better than all the other fucking nonsense i've been doing these stupid fake businesses and shit i could have just married a rich guy this whole time that's way better they did go full circle back to marrying a rich guy after all this shit in the last little bit in the midst of a cost of living crisis influencer urging their female followers to marry rich men dubbed the provider man trend this is literally

just like the 10 years ago trend yeah the literally 10 years ago and and before up until time started that's so crazy them thinking they found some hot news hot new life hack hot new life hack the provider men trend This message on women's for you page Is as simple Find a man who's willing to provide I got it Find a man who's willing to provide for you

So you can live a more comfortable life Is one of the benefits of this side Wow Damn I wish I thought of that Genius She's an advocate for the high-value dating movement. The former mortician advises her father. The mortician?

It's funny, she's a mortician. Definitely fucking, definitely marrying a rich guy is better than all those dead bodies that she used for meld hiding. Definitely a better job than having to pull out old dead guys fillings melt them down and sell them definitely working at the morgues less less strenuous than dating

a rich guy she passionately tells her audience to stop dating broke dusty men instead date men who are richer and older so well but there's a trade-off there too you're like yeah if you date a dude who's 50 or 60 or something like yeah that that is a strategy but that's a if you're in your 20s that's a different thing what do you mean like if you're like telling some 20 year old hey you want to have a comfortable life date a 60 year old they're like yeah i know that no no i want to do that we could be 35 i guess yeah if she's 20 you could be 35 if she's 30 he could be 44 i feel yeah yeah i guess i feel like when she says older she means like older older possibly like like already on the like i mean there's plenty of guys who are 40 that have money i mean don't forget if you're 22 and the guy you know has

like a house and a fucking good house and makes 150 a year that's pretty rich for you for you sure you're living a lot more comfortable life than your nine roommates in Bed-Stuy. That's true. Yeah. But anyways, the more important thing is that you have to be pretty, like, they are back to the original thing of, like, dating a rich guy is better, but what they haven't remembered is the second part of that where it's like, it's not that easy. No. Well, you're like, okay, so you're talking about rich probably at the liberal definition you go 5% of men, you know what, okay, so you're talking about Rich probably had the liberal definition. You go 5% of men. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So now you're talking one in 20 people. It's like, okay, well, what makes you think you should get one in 20 people? Sure. That being said, I'll argue against myself here. Back to my original point. Guys will get trapped in relationships. So you can trap these men.

Of course. And I've been one of those people. You know, I've definitely been with one of those guys who just went with the flow right into a relationship of course so that's most guys yes so that's most guys yeah there's definitely some that wouldn't but there's a lot that would yeah just go with the flow right into a relationship a lot of guys are like the meme sitting in the kitchen on fire being like this is fine she preaches the motto that men are destined to disappoint women so you might as well walk away with the bag in the process i don't like this little fucking sermon that she's given no again what is her actual strategy though like just what go down to the

country club you ready for this yeah okay this is a big part of it just to find these other men you have to step into the energy of i am worthy i am healing i am not making decisions i'm not making decisions from a place of insecurity so essentially you got to drop the scarcity mindset that's what you said i don't want to have a scarcity mindset they sort of they sort of girlified like entrepreneur alpha culture sure sure yeah no scarcity mindset but instead of starting a business it's a scarcity mindset

of finding a guy that's like I have many men that are rich that want me yeah that probably the problem is there's a lot of guys who lie about that just to get laid that's true you gotta go but if that's your criteria then that's who you're picking then you'd be like oh this guy's rich and you go on a day with him and fucks you a couple times and then it's like i'm not that rich it's it's not the easiest thing in the world to lock down a rich guy

yes no and also you have to be pretty hot and blah blah yeah you're pretty hot and you know a lot of rich guys are super busy sometimes and because they're busy and a lot of the rich guys stay with, a lot of rich guys, and if you, so we're saying one in 20, it would be 5%. So you might want to put that more in one in 40 because there's a ton of guys that have money. I would say more like one in 60 you're looking at

because there's probably, I would say two out of three rich guys, it's like they're with the fucking wife from when they weren't that rich. Yeah, for sure. Right? Like how many people, it's like they're with the stick with the old wife from when they weren't that rich. Yeah, right like how many people it's like they're they're with the stick with the old wife from when they weren't that rich yeah i think one

you can trust a lot of these chicks are just gonna be sugar babies i think that's what they're kind of looking for i think that's the next step in her policy step when this isn't working you go i can't find a guy to marry you go well there's like a you don't actually have to marry there's a six-year-old man who you could see twice a month and he'll pay your rent definitely once that's the abundance thinking gets you for this yeah um you know what's an interesting okay this is an interesting stat is penis size related to gun ownership right yeah and they did a big stat because people always say oh the guy's got a gun he's probably got a fucking small pecker and the same thing they say about big trucks or whatever right and they did this big which by the way seems like a trap out of the gate

if they come like the police come at your, there's this new stat that says like anyone who has a gun has a bigger dick. Yeah. Do you have a gun? This podcast, doing this podcast has really disillusioned me on science. 100%. What the fuck are these people doing? Yes.

Like, this is like you got into science. You're like, I want to be a scientist and now you're just running studies on the correlation between dick size and gun ownership like what i'll tell you what when you went to school with science you wouldn't think you would be under a guy's knees with a tailor and measuring tape just like look in the fucking like a binder full of dicks and their associated gun ownership and you're like making spreadsheets and you're like for what? What is the purpose of this? What are you making better in the world? I'll tell you

the answer. The reason is they wanted this to work out the other way. They wanted to find out that people with guns have smaller dicks so then they could use this as a campaign against guns. Sure. This is funded by George Soros, in my opinion. But then again, it's like if you're not a serious scientist,

then you'd be like, hey, it's not going our way. Just fucking ax the whole study. We're not releasing this shit. Well, that's what happened. It didn't go their way, and the guy doesn't like it. The person who wrote this study, there's a lot of speculation in society that men who have trouble with their penises are more likely to own guns but contrary to popular belief the research

found that men who are more satisfied with their penis size are actually likely to own guns contrary to popular belief our study shows uh because there is no theory for why men with bigger penises would likely to own guns we do not believe this association is real in other words we believe this association is likely spurious i don't know what that word means do you uh like i mean i like what it means yeah or due to factors that we failed to account for in our study so the guy who did the study was basically like i can't confirm it's a guy but i would imagine it's a guy that was kind of like uh his wife was like uh you know all those people that own guns that's pretty hot and she was like you know they have smaller dicks

so i'll go prove that and she comes back home she goes how'd your study go i said fucking didn't work if anything i could see this being from like some sort of conservative think tank where they're like we want to dispel the myth that's not what happened stop saying we got small peens we actually have large large pieces over here no that's not what happened because then they would have liked the study these guys are saying no it's bullshit well i don't know what they have to publish the thing though because they don't get their money unless they publish the final thing right so they had to publish their final thing being like but we still don't really think that it's probably doesn't mean anything and they said the association between penis size and gun

ownership could be due to the fact that men with higher levels of testosterone tend to have bigger penises and are likely to engage in risk-taking behavior and i actually didn't know that but i looked it up because when they said testosterone makes a higher dick so i was like is that true that doesn't seem true but what happens is testosterone during puberty right and then if you have higher testosterone during puberty you probably have higher testosterone later in life yeah that makes sense so your testosterone during puberty gives you a bigger horn so why doesn't it seem like the move teeing up the kids teeing up the fucking puberty teens if like if your son if you're like yo if you take these tea pills it's gonna give you a bigger horn yeah dude i read a book i mean about bikers back in the day yeah like like motorcycle or like bicycles motorcycle bikers

yeah and what they used to do is when their sons turned 16 and this is like an autobiography again about some biker i remember this always like such a weird thing but they would tell the fucking kids to they would tie like a lock like a padlock to their dick and have it hang underneath and they said that would eventually do that like asia and stuff too that's like a big thing in asia where they walk around with weights and it's apparently it does work a little bit maybe i mean it is like a tissue and stuff i guess you can stretch it out yeah you can and it works a little bit so but then if you could just be like i'll give you some tea and like if me and my friends were 16 and you're like you found out that you t i'd be right into that clinic

being like, I'm, I am a, oh no, I wouldn't work for a guy. Well, they would never, that's the thing.

They would never, like, you have to be way, like, you'd have to have like, but how is there not a black market for 16 year old dudes trying to,

you can get testosterone. You can definitely like, you know, if you, I'm sure if you go to any gym, like there's, there are for sure 16 year olds who are just on test for steroid.

Teed up for steroids. For steroids. There was a couple of guys in my high school that were fucking teed up. Yeah, for sure. 16 year olds who are just on test for steroid up for steroids there was a couple guys in my high school they were fucking teed up yeah for sure there are people who are just doing it for those purposes no question well anyways that's also why when the guys start to do the blockers and that stuff and they turn out to be trans and then they decide they're not trans they all have fucking tiny fucking kids penises yeah i don't know let's get some tea going weird study though right yeah that is that is uh okay and then we've taught we talked about there was like the push where um if you you know they say people who work out more more likely to be right wing or whatever uh-huh remember we did that yeah

there was kind of like a big one and i did a video about it and it was like a big thing a while ago where they were like uh working outs like uh working out right wing and so this article it's a woman who wrote the article but she wrote in a article getting fit is great but it could turn you into a right wing jerk getting fit makes you more right wing the mechanism is actually incredibly simple you embark on this voyage of self-improvement or more or less immediately see results. You feel stronger and more energetic. Probably your mood lifts and pretty soon you're a master of your own destiny. Inescapably, you start to situate your other people's problems within their failures to be as fit as you. This is particularly true if you

don't know them and they're just a bunch of numbers all those statistics depressed people obese people people with ibs imagine how much better they would be if only they took responsibility for their health and that's where it leads you she's sure which i mean i guess for first of all how is that not well on an extreme yeah but first of all you're like okay they would be better off, by the way. Of course. If they're fit. This is the ultimate of like. They'd be able to get a fucking rich dude.

Say that again? They'd be able to get a rich dude if they got a little hotter. I'm listening. But more importantly, this is the ultimate guy being like, sitting there fat, be like, I can't work out because I'm going to get too jacked. Yeah. I don't want to become right wing. It's like, I'd hate for me to improve my health and my life and then vote for trump just sitting there

fucking eating a bag of chips and your wife's like maybe you can work out you go that's all it's all right next thing i'm yelling at people's faces that have ibs yeah uh no i prefer to own the republicans right now honey you can't talk i'm owning the republicans it's like so crazy it was like the equivalent of like what's called coop it's like oh yeah i don't want to you're you're like oh maybe you should take a guitar lesson you're like oh is that what you want me touring around the world playing to stadiums full of people and then i'm never home next thing you know i'm doing heroin and then i can't even fucking sleep and then i die at 27 from heroin just because all because i started playing guitar because i guess it's possible to go to the gym three times a week without turning into like

mr olympian running around yelling and everyone's jacked people who are liberals like yeah maybe there is some where you go oh i have more control over my life than i thought well i'll tell you what there's probably very few jacked people that are body positive because they're like oh they're born like this and you go they're not they're not though and they're i mean dude there's my you know you see on on social media like there's no shortage of people who are like yeah i used to be 400 pounds and i'm jacked someone said a funny point where it's like when you see dogs you'll be like oh that dog's like too fat and everyone says that but with humans we're like they can't help it yeah they can't help it but dogs it's like yes we've been feeding it bad food yeah we feed them too much yeah but

with humans we go they're actually eating the perfect amount but something they can't help i mean dude there's so many of like i see like some 300 pounds it's only women too it's funny like on on instagram or tiktok or whatever it's only women too it's funny like on on instagram or tiktok or whatever it's only women and they'll be like here's a day of my like eating or whatever and they're just like putting back so much food like no guy they go from mcdonald's to arby's dude it's crazy and they'll be like yeah for for breakfast and they're like i drink a two liter coke and all this shit girls love following those people i know i know it's it is you know what they do by the way yeah i don't know if you know this about that the

that fat community girls that like you know post about how fat they are or whatever what they do is they eat like 20 meals a day and then they like they have no money because they eat so much food and then they have to they find feeders to send the money for food that's like legitimately the system that is if you look at the that's why they do their eating journeys because feeders send the money interesting because actually if you look at the comments a lot of people are like how do you afford to just eat all this all day and the other and the comment underneath that's check cash app drop venmo funny being like i would work out but next thing you know i'll be fucking screaming at people who have ibs that's why i can't that's why i can't go to the gym i was like maybe you could just do a

walk it's like that's how it starts slippery slope slippery slope slippery slope but the on top of that it's like you're just so circular but you go depressed people obese people i'm not you start thinking they'd be better off if they started working out it's like yes they would in what world would an obese person not be better off you this is the stuff where you go you make you're making me argue nonsense yeah they're getting me i'm getting got i mean again they're just just got here they're just justifying their own shit and they you know they need to justify their own uh it's a girl it's it's not i don't know if she's fat because i can only see her face in the photo but it's like a girl that's like it looks like you know like if you look up lib under the

dictionary yeah yeah yeah i actually thought grayish hair that she doesn't die just keeps the gray strands yeah you know they always are every one of these articles they're always just look exactly what you think they look like why don't you start a you know but you could probably learn how to do emails oh next thing you know i'm starting a computer company and now i'm wasting all my money fucking michael dell over here huh no thank you so it starts it's like the idea that you can't look fucking craziness these people are living in there's a fixed amount of excellence in any self. And the more you spend on your biceps, the less you have for personality. Wellness can turn you into a bit of a jerk is what I'm saying. Yeah.

So it's like, basically, that's the... Crazy that's self-actualizing. You want to go extremes, that's the guy sitting there with the potato chips. And you're just like, why don't you work out? You go, I'm too busy spending time on my personality. I can't. I don't give a fuck if my personality is too good. In what world is being self-actualized bad

hers I guess you're like okay yeah so I guess her message is better to be safe than sorry it's not a guarantee that turns you into a jerk but better to be safe than sorry better to be safe than sorry just be low T tired all the time sick that's the way to do it

alright good for her another little study for you. Aircraft noise exposure linked to higher obesity rates in women. And the reason for this, isn't that crazy? Actually, did you read this one? Yeah. I was going to ask you to guess.

Okay. I only grazed over it, actually. Do you know the reason? What are these scientists up to? The reason why airplane noise is linked to obesity my guess would be that poor people live near airports because it's like

less desirable place to live fuck I wonder if that's a point that's what I would think is that it's like if you live near an airport that's generally

considered like worse I don't think so because you go near LGA LaGuardia maybe in New York but like for the most part if you live

like really we're talking like really close to the airport. It's just like if you live beside a highway or something, and you're like, yeah, it's worse because it's loud and dirty. They actually have the answer, and it's not that. And they were able to actually test their hypothesis.

So the reason for it is the noise. You can't sleep. And people who don't sleep are fatter. So basically, the risk of obesity increased with louder noise at 55 decibels or greater they were 11 more likely to be fat so the louder the airport and the closer they were the more likely they were to be fat and they've actually done that so crazy to think like i was how was i not a blimp when i was at my old house on fucking first and

14th with just everyone yelling screaming at all hours yeah well maybe because it's probably was fatter if i'm being honest. Yeah, but also maybe it's just bullshit. But you never sleep well. No, I don't. And it probably does fuck up my eating, man. I mean, it's fucking up your hormones, for sure. Like, your hormones are hugely regulated by sleep,

and then that will definitely affect your health and whatnot. Interesting study, though, that when girls are, like, fat, it's just like, let me ask you a question yeah but i mean no you see all the people like appalachia you meet a girl at a bar and she's like 40 pounds overweight you go is it laguardia or jfk you know you look more like newark you're in newark real loud big jet propellers you uh yeah that's I'm curious how well that was like

how well that was tested because you're like there's lots of people who live like in rural like Appalachia who just fucking eat Twizzlers all day and they're 900 pounds well I don't know it seems like the study kind of makes sense and they seem pretty confident in their study based on their study based on the article.

From the blog influence of study blogs. I don't see why you're saying that you don't believe it because it sort of makes sense. Well, it's just like a correlation causation thing where I'm like, is that actually the reason? Well, yes, because they looked at the ones that had the then they had closer to it and the

higher volume. And also it is a proven thing that bad sleep makes you fatter yeah because you eat worse your body craves the things you like yeah yeah yeah i mean there's a million reasons yeah yeah i see what you're saying maybe there's a possibility but this is the reason they've come up with and i'm buying it yeah and then there's a couple uh more things on this topic. So Miss Alabama. Yeah. Big girl.

She's a big lass. A really big girl. And it's one of those things where she's so big it's kind of like... But it's like one... It's not like really Miss Alabama. It's like... The thing is

there's so many pageants. Like this was the thing that came out. So pageants are just like a straight up business. I know. Right? Do you know how much it costs

to enter one of these pageants? I looked it up. $950. Okay. Okay. So it's like if you got a check for 950 bucks you get to be in one of these pageants right yeah and this is just some like like you know offshoot pageant or whatever because they just they open it's like a fucking comedy school or some shit where they're just like they're just they're a business and they just need people so she's not like the technically miss alabama that goes to like miss universe she's like some weird miss alabama where their pageants like were more about your personality well you sound like snopes right now because that's kind of what they're saying but basically yeah well that's okay but like and i went on their website okay listen danny i think you need

to take a step back and no it's obviously nonsense like that she's well i mean listen imagine they had the biggest dick competition the guy with the tiny dick you're like and then you go no we also include the thing it's like okay but you are okay but listen to the corollary pageant yes they're a pageant but imagine they had the biggest dick competition and a little guy little dick guy wins and then a lot of little dick people see that they go oh shit i want to be biggest dick guy i just need 950 to sign up and then i too can be the biggest dick you think that's the reason for it this is yeah they're like they're like we're gonna get all these fucking giants coming in we're gonna like open up the the market like it's like like the you know the no it's a publicity thing it's like a progressive thing but if you sort of think i'm

just saying you think it's some dudes behind closed doors being like listen how do we get more people signing up and you go what if we open it up to you know 60 of the alabama population who otherwise would think me a beauty queen impossible and we go no you too see this is too conspiratorial because you're saying they when it's like judges that pick this you think that you think the judges were given top-down instruction like listen go as gross as you can maybe i don't know it's owned by a business well maybe you put the type of judges in who will give you the outcomes you know because at the end of the day this is just a business this is like we think of it i have a trans woman that won the maryland one miss maryland usa okay another

one i'm for that and uh she's also they they changed the ages because you could only be 28 and now this one's basically was like a 31 year old dude the transit trick and then won the thing but snopes basically did what you did where it's like which is funny because snopes is like they started out as a fact checker but like the only thing they fact check is like actually donald trump's hair look bad he is there was a comment on twitter yeah we went to a paint store and he actually is orange so yeah the only the only thing that like snopes corrects is like someone on twitter said the sure you know what i mean yeah yeah the dylan mulvaney's annoying we've looked into it and she's actually not annoying at all

so this is what they're saying they're like actually it's they've snopes was like she's actually hot and also she's the most confident not to totally agree with snopes i'm just saying follow the money here okay follow the money follow the fucking money on all the money well that i agree with i think all the like companies doing progressive shit is always you know there's always like a money motive behind it so i don't think it's crazy to say that there's like you know at somewhere they're like they're not saying i don't think anyone's saying like let's just crash the company but i don't know if it's your thing where they're like oh we're gonna get more people enrolling yeah because that used to be like being in a beauty i think niche elite thing like at the you know it used to be even 10 years ago some girl who's like fairly attractive and she's like well i'm you know i'm hot but not like beauty queen hot like

it was probably like for the pie of overall people there was like well there's definitely pie here and i mean that was actually where she excelled was the pie eating competition and you know what the reason i don't even like having to make fun of it, it does feel to me like rude to her. Because you know when you pick her as the thing, it's going to be a press story. And then you know every comment is going to be like, what the fuck is this? And you're making, it's like the WNBA,

where you're making people care about a thing that they literally do not give a shit about. Yes, this would be like if they put a fucking, you know, like a fat five-foot guy on the Lakers. And then he was like, they were losing every game because of him and everyone was like fucking he's like puffing and puffing like everybody's down the court and then they and then they keep posting photos of like our mvp today and everyone's like fuck this guy right that's what they do it's like they pick a girl that's obviously not particularly

attractive they put her on the front of the thing and then everyone in the comment sections is like gross and you're like you you guys i don't like what you're doing up here no you're you're forcing her to be like the poster person for hot when you know she's not hot should we should we pop on wigs and try and uh apply for the new york equivalent of this miss new york that should maybe be like bugman bugman versus versus Bugman, Bugman 10K. Competing. You are competing amidst New York. And finally, a woman was found dead in the mountains, victim of a fatal bear attack. There you have it, folks. And there it is, the consequences of your actions.

Funny, this girl could have never said any of that stuff So a lot of people This chick probably had no idea about the bear discourse And she just got mauled by a bear Like some old lady who got mauled by a bear Yeah definitely She's definitely getting the brunt of this Bad time for a chick to get mauled by a bear

For sure She's getting to heaven and she goes I got mauled by a bear And people go that is hilarious yes also by the way i did my i did a video because the australia is the minister of men's uh behavior change and i went to and i'm gonna come to australia for those of you haven't bought tickets yet some of them already sold out and we had another one but the um the crazy part is there was a couple people that sent big messages being like it's actually fair and they people are pointing out that the reason they have this is they're saying there's not a particular domestic violence.

Yeah, it's just about domestic violence. Okay. First of all, there would... There might have two points. But the main point was, no matter what it's about, they're not fucking children. So you would never do a minister of women's behavior change you wouldn't do a minister of like a race a different race behavior change like of course no this is the only acceptable group that you could do such a condescending term towards them

and think you can get away with it's like no shit people don't like it they're not fucking children like your behavior changes like most people don't beat their wife also yeah and no nobody's pro beating their wife like there's not like some whole contingent of people who are like you go yeah like it's not like they're like yeah people are not only people beating their wife but there's all these people who are like in favor of it exactly you know nobody's in favor of it nobody's in favor of it and then on top of that they're saying it's like because these like uh like even the people who are beating their wives absolutely wish that they didn't have to do this ryan but she gives them no choice danny i already told her twice paulish here ladies and gentlemen

well yeah there's just that thing where you're just like and they have there's like a like a killer thing where it's like some guys were like killing women it's like imagine like after jack the ripper they're like we need to change men's behavior right it's like we have murder laws and public executions yeah you already have why don't you just enforce the laws sure it's already illegal yeah so it's like yes why don't you just start enforcing i mean you could also like make the penalties harsher generally Generally, that's what normal society... How do your DAs actually prosecute anything? Or just make the penalties harsher.

Like, just be like, hey, we're going to increase the penalties for these crimes until you reach some sort of equilibrium where you go, hey, like, or whatever acceptable thing where you go, hey, we just keep increasing the penalties and then eventually, you know, dissuade the separate... Or have a, yeah, have a minister of domestic violence. But, like, the minister of men's behavior change like that's the most like con ascending fucking shit yeah and you're like people are making a joke of it it's like no shit and especially since they've literally even in the thing it's like lesbians do have the highest rates of domestic

violence that's just a fact it's a fact so it's like okay so then why would you know it's just like anyone who's kind of like trying to bend over backwards defend this like no it's stupid yeah it is stupid it's not gonna do anything but that's the main thing is you're it's not doing anything it's not like some guy beats his wife being like oh now that they opened this men's behavior change i should get my only people that listen to that stuff or fucking actually i take that point back because there is like uh probably like i actually do know there's definitely a few people that i've heard of that are just like the hyper progressive guy that they're like the most controlling yeah of course i don't think there's i don't think

there's kind of personality yeah like i don't think there's like a political affiliation like i think being like aggressively male feminist is like a trait that's attractive to sociopaths sometimes yeah for sure for sure but so there is a bit of that but then there's also the old fashion fucking meat and potatoes like working class drunk yeah i think there's probably both my dad beat his wife and his dad beat his wife and i ain't gonna break that chain it's such a different cultural thing too because it's like the idea of like me or any of my friends Like beating a girl Is just like so Yeah

Removed from And also it is kind of a weird thing Where it's like You sort of just trained you To know that you sort of have to be more careful Where it's like A girl could come and like Trash your whole house

Punch you in the face Like smash all your stuff And it would be like Nothing Probably be like I was a crazy bitch Whereas like If you pushed your girl once

That could be the end of your life Yeah You know what i mean but it's like the idea of like a dude i can't even think of anyone i know that would ever i don't know i mean none of my friends have ever been like accused of that or anything either but it's like i guess it's some communities there's like pervasive in maybe i don't know i don't know yeah i mean again it's usually people who like it's generally tied to alcohol use a lot of times. I know, yeah. Because it's just more aggressive and violent. It just seems like not on the table, though, you know?

No, no, no. I mean, again, I don't hang out with crazy drunks who are, like, in these miserable marriages and stuff. I do hang out with some crazy drunks. I don't think any of them are beating their wife. Yeah, maybe. I know some fucking, definitely know some crazy drunks. Yeah, that's true. I do know some crazy drunks. I don't know. them are beating their wife yeah maybe i know some fucking definitely know some crazy yeah that's true i do know some crazy drunks i don't know yeah it seems so far and again you know what a lot of the stuff you like a lot of times you wouldn't know but i definitely don't know anybody who like i hang out with the like

you know you hang out with and their wife's got a shiner never seen that ever no i've never seen that where it's like wife's got a shine seen a guy with a shiner? Yeah. It's because he fell down. Anyways, bad policy. It's not even going to help. No. Okay. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. I actually have a fucking ton of stuff to talk about right now.

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