The Boyscast with Ryan Long - NETFLIX SAYS THE BOYS ARE BACK

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

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Danny has been signed to Sports Illustrated. Soon enough. So everyone's seen him. The Sports Illustrated. Bigger, larger girl. Sort of like Sports Illustrated for black guys now, right? Yeah. But it's a bit of a bigger girl, right?

And Jordan Peterson is not a happy camper. No, he's... I mean, we've discussed this many times. He's getting grumpy. And this was a lot for him. The thing was too, that he also posted that he was like, I was off Twitter for two weeks and I came back on Twitter and I'm a media man.

It was like, well, maybe because the first thing you tweeted on Twitter was like, this girl's fucking it. Yeah, totally. And then everybody's like, fuck you, man. Like you're a piece of shit. And then he goes, yeah, yeah you know my life was so much better when i wasn't on twitter but the best part was he goes all right i'm giving my password away i'm signing off and then just like 50 tweets from him jordan peterson's an addict yeah it really is they can't stop tweeting it's like jordan you said you were gonna give us the password so can we have the password we're gonna change it and he's like you pride out of his cold dead hand

totally he goes you fucking pig no i honestly think they're probably pet to give us the password so can we have the password and we're going to change it and he's like you pried out of his cold dead hands totally he goes you fucking pig no I honestly think they're probably Peterson give us the password he goes you fucking he locks himself in Peterson's just locked in a closet tweeting so obviously you know this was your classic you know sports illustrator being like it's funny because it's

for men magazine but I will say in terms of fat chicks that are getting pushed yeah like as hot this girl is like like if your body brought her around you wouldn't be like oh jesus christ dude yeah but exactly but like this one was more like that used sports illustrated swimsuit it's not the hottest girl in the world no not long ago used to be the absolute pinnacle if you were a supermodel yeah this was like that was like the kingmaker of supermodels. And now Elon Musk's mom is on the cover.

She's one of the four. That's exactly it. She didn't get a lot of... That didn't get a lot of press either. It's like they just put this fucking old lady on the cover. Well, I'll tell you what. The reason I started bringing it up is because everyone's obviously pushing the fat stuff.

You know what I mean? You're basically next up in line to be the fat supermodel. That's what I said said i angered a lot of dude i had a lot i posted on twitter and like a lot of women were like unfollowed i'm like yeah you put what did i say that was so controversial you said that you might be a yeah i go at this rate i might be on the cover which it's technically true what's wrong with that yeah yeah exactly exactly what is wrong with that oh there's a big problem with danny b on the cover the lady it's not it's first off it's not a female swimsuit the lady should be so it's just a swimsuit i wear a swimsuit danny's showing up do you wear swimsuits it's out i do wear swimsuits right so we both wear swimsuits why can't we be on the cover what's the problem

yeah well the also they had a bunch a bunch of people were posting you know like basically um like fashion magazines and store online stores and stuff and they were there's a lot of people were posting basically fashion magazines and online stores and stuff. There's a lot of them where the dudes are all still shredded. This is what I've been talking about on stage a bit. Love Island are like that. They always try to put one gross chick in there. But the dudes are all shredded.

Are you talking about the thing from Myers or whatever? There was a couple of them. I saw them. It was all gross chicks and then all shredded guys. Dudes are got like 8-pack you it's a 10 pack you don't even know where it came from you think the the eight packs got an eight pack yeah and then the girl ups the girl above it's like we're eating potato chips in the photo is that crazy but i will say the girls are so fucking fat in this country. It's like, it is actually not that crazy where it's like, if you go to a store, every girl's fat. Because, yeah, every girl is fat.

But so are the guys. That's the problem, I guess. That's the thing. So are the guys. So why is there no representation for men? I just took a plane back from... What was the thing we were called last week with Royce? The big VHMs? VHMs, yeah, big handsome man. back from what was the thing we were called last week with royce the big big the oh yeah yeah bhm's

yeah big handsome man well i took a plane back from uh san diego and there was a couple sports illustrated fucking models stewardesses yeah i guess these sports illustrated models like double as stewardesses and i go it was this to me was crazy yeah by the way i don't know because you know they say there's no such thing as there's we talked about the privilege things last week last week and then there's thin privilege but there's no fat privilege but I when I came back from Toronto I forgot to mention this I forgot to mention this when I came back from Toronto I don't know if this is technically related but I got on the flight and we all went to the back like I was you know they just seat you

automatically at the back of the plane if you don't like upgrade your ticket and and then there was nobody at the front at all and so i go hey can i just sit somewhere else you don't ask you just do it no no i just and then the woman goes no you have to sit or whatever and then wimpy moved no no but so i go and then so i sit down or whatever and then uh and then she comes to me and goes oh they're like we got to balance the weights and so she's like she's like yeah yeah so is you on one side that everyone else but i got a fucking like not a business class seat but i got the one right before with like i could stretch my legs out entirely so that's a life hack of just being overweight yeah and when they pack everybody at the back of the plane this was crazy on my flight i was like listen it's one thing it's not you know yeah you're fat whatever i'm not saying you shouldn't have a job but this

i'm sitting there and your job should be pie tester yeah your job should be pie tester at the very least giving tips to other pie testers i sat there for four hours getting bumped every two seconds because these women can't fit in the aisles oh that's pretty the oh the stewardesses they couldn't fit in the aisles i'm i'm like this is crazy you that is kind of why i'm not because it's a tight yo you cannot be 300 pounds and on a small flight of stewardess so because they walk back and forth 40 times dude you know it can't be wider than the cart they're wider than the cart yeah that's kind of the test yo you ever had someone bump you like you're walking where a dude bumps you and you're like you're just like rage kind of like you're on road rage yeah i was getting that every four seconds and the guy beside me was fucking no

spring chicken size wise either yeah so i'm i'm squished in this guy so i he's so big i can't even have my arm on the armrest and then there's four bertha stewardesses walking by these two, these four planets with, you know, bow ties on. And I'm like, yo, if you are airline, I get, if you go, Hey,

listen, we have, what did we get? Yeah. Oh, we're going to do our diversity. This and that and that your diversity can't be, Oh,

your job is to walk through. Like it's like saying, Hey, we're going to hire this 800 pound man to be like the tunnel climber. He's got to go through tunnels with the flashlight on his head. It's like, he's going to get stuck. Yeah.

It's going to get stuck. Well, you know, what are you going to do? You're going to, first off, there's a labor shortage. And then on top of that,

you can be like, Oh, we're not going to hire people based on their weight. That's a lot. For a job that you legitimately cannot fit into doing. What if, uh, just meet in the middle and grease them up?

They, what if they just grease them up and you go, what's all over? Like, you don't really notice it, but you get out of the middle and grease them up they what if they just grease them up and you go what's all over like you don't really notice you would but you get out of the flight and you're just like all greasy something something they might have to grease them up yeah well i'll tell you what i'd rather them at this working at sports illustrated in the plane this was out of control yeah i was flabbergasted yeah that is fucking annoying there's nothing you can do about it there's no complaint who are you gonna lodge that complaint with other than the listeners of the voice guest yeah i know there's no one i can't even tell the guy beside me i was like hey

these okay yeah you too yeah okay there you go do you remember i don't remember i just think when you stand in the bathroom the whole time um yesterday yeah but the uh did i ever tell you that the the guy um when i was, probably when I maybe, I had been here for like six months, and I was in Coney Island area, right? And there was this like black guy with a basically 800 pound wife, right? And then he was beating her.

Oh, I think you. So he's like this hood dude, and he was beating her. And then I basically intervened, you know, like I'm a white knight, I white knighted it, right? But he was really sort and he was beating her, and then I basically intervened. You know, like I'm a white knight. I white knighted it, right? But he was really sort of giving it to her, right? And she didn't seem to care. She was like, you call that a...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I just feel a breeze? She's saying, right? And then I kind of intervened. I'm like, hey, buddy, what's going on? Like, fucking take it easy, right? And the guy, instead of...

He didn't even get that confrontation. He was like, no,'t understand like i told her to get mcdonald's and she got kfc and mcdonald's and she was only supposed to get mcdonald's and he was very mad that she got mcdonald's and she broke her diet well no that's what i never got to the bottom of and it's i really wish i did was he mad for a financial reasons why she was like i can't choose i'll get both and he was like we don't have money like that yeah or was he like for a financial reasons why she was like i can't choose i'll get both and he was like we don't have money like that yeah or was he like you're supposed to have one fast food a day one no one fast food per meal yeah one fast food per meal and then so me and this guy started chatting and turns out we like a lot of the same things beating our shit no but he basically started

telling me about tat i got him stop beating her and then he was like, I like your tattoos, man. And I was like, oh, okay, hey. Yeah, this is whatever. You know what I mean? And then we started talking about tattoos. And then the girl came up and she was just sort of sitting there holding her two bags of stuff. And then I guess the situation had sort of diffused and I left. Oh.

And then the food got cold. The food probably got cold. But she probably beat her for that, too. How about this? Because now masks are not allowed on planes i don't know if you saw this but they're not allowed but you don't have to have them on planes anymore and uh they'd had another for the boys thing where in germany they said all girls can be topless in pools or whatever except for during the uh during the week which is

the funniest actually reasoning for it well they should say that no masks you don't have to wear a mask but you also don't have to wear a plate a bra and top yeah yeah i just i like that that's what biden should come out yeah no bras no but come on man i just don't think it's that crazy for biden to kind of come out right now and be like listen like it was a hard pandemic i'm just gonna make a rule for gender equality that you know girls could have their titties out in the plane yeah why not i do that's so funny though reading this thing about the the german public pools or whatever where they go yeah it's only on the weekends no toplessness on the weeks because there's because there's kids getting like swimming lessons and you're like yeah you know me kids are gonna be like all right you're uh you're done let's

get out of the pool you go i'm just i'm gonna stay in honestly call me a fiend i love the pool i'm a pool man i actually do like you're to stay in for the next four hours. Even the people in parliament or congress or whatever Germany has. And it's just like the one guy that's been bringing this up every single week. The titties in the pools thing. Sort of an okay sketch too. Just like the bunch of guys that are just like, honestly, women's rights, we need this. Get the titties in the pool.

Titties in the pool. Titties in the pool titties in the pool titties in the pool come on everybody and then they pass they bang the gavel the one girl's got like her future is female flag like i guess i guess kind of feels like and you're like topless no tops the no top party so a big win for german dudes but okay so but we know that's actually not it's a loss you why you think the german girls are the class no it's just it's always the people who go topless are not the ones you there's a couple fucking out there that are hot yeah i don't know i feel like for something at a public pool well this thing here was my favorite this is honest to god i've had this

in my head for six months and this might be my favorite thing that I've seen, and I'm happy to bring this to the boys' cast. It's sort of a diss track against Danny, and I think that you guys are going to enjoy it as much as I did. A woman has wrote a song. I love songs. About crypto dudes. Yeah.

And she's not very happy with them. Spoiler alert. crypto dudes yeah uh then she's not very happy with them spoiler alert so she goes it starts with uh i don't care about your crypto boy i mean it's not a bad song one bit coin is this a cover of something i don't know because it's good if it's not you liked it you have to act like you like it sort of when someone makes a diss track about you i mean it's not a bad remember the bitcoin the chick who stole like 200 million dollars and then she had her raps and they were like the worst shit ever yeah that's good that was pretty good but i think it is one of those things with you though when someone you know someone's like you get when you're at a roast you

gotta act like you have a good spirit about it like the chevy chase yeah yeah yeah so she doesn't care about your crypto boy ceo being unemployed currency than you do about us currently i don't need much no private key to open up and talk honestly because you're an addict getting mad you better mask what you mean in every single conversation you're out in open sea it's been so long so either one you choose your wallet or me we'll better hope you're getting laid in Web 3. It's honestly, like you were expected to be total dog shit. I did not expect it to be amazing. Because you care more about your currency than you do about us currently.

That is you though. That's you. No, because all of it, it says you're an addict getting mad. You metamask what you mean. Because this is, it really is like, Puns, it has getting mad you met him ask what you mean because this is it really is like because it has puns you're met a mask she actually did sort of know the thing because aren't you out on the if you're out on a date are you not on the phone sort of

day trading your nonsense no no i've seen it i occasionally but not really we were on vacation the four of us and you spent you know you were head deep in your phone trading come rocket for fucking i've never traded cum rocket. I mean, sometimes I'll be peeking at it, but... And you sort of metamask what you mean. You're not really that open with what you mean. I keep it all in. I do metamask what I mean.

So you're on the phone dealing with drugs. I metamask what I mean. And then she goes, in every conversation you're on OpenSea. So you're... I'm actually not on... I've never done a transaction on OpenSea. No, but you're always buying something.

You bought those scrote mugs, for example. Shout out to... Shout you're always buying something you bought those scrote mugs for example shout out so you're always on shout out to female dating strategy for the scrote mugs you're always on some website buying something right that is i do like i'd be shopping yeah so that's what she has so far she has she's got me dead to right well you care more about your currency than her currently is that true that what would you rather have like the shekel the israeli shekel you're saying yeah what we're talking about yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the currency I care about? They could also make this. Yeah, it's not about a crypto boy.

They make it about, like if you just made it about, like put like an Israeli guy on the music video. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like the grappler. The music video is like the stereotype of a Jew. Bad luck. But it's like, you know what it is? The music video for this is a pool party, but the grappler's there. you care more about your current who invited the grappler you know he doesn't take his shirt off

when he goes in the pool he's in the pool with his outfit on his tassels are wet like you go who casted this video i don't know you said you wanted like a fun dude who cares about money. He just auditioned. He killed the audition. Yeah, I mean, we auditioned tons of guys. No, no, wait until you see him cannonball. He's got the perfect. He cannonballs like this.

And you currently. And then he's got two sparklers. He brings out a cake, but it's got a dollar sign on it. And the girl comes out. She wants to give him a smooch. And he's looking at his phone. He brings out a cake, but it's got a dollar sign on it. And the girl comes out. She wants to give him a smooch. And he's looking at his phone. He shoos her away sort of thing, right? Yeah, get out of my face.

You're in a getting mad, I'm not what you mean. And then the last one is, you choose me. It's time. Then she sort of says her ultimatum to the grappler. She says, it's time to choose between your wallet and me. And I hope you're getting laid in Web 3. What would be, I don't know. Hope you're getting laid in Web 3. Hope you're getting laid in Web 3 is a hot line. Hope you're getting laid in Tel Aviv.

So that's what I was thinking. I mean, it's a good song. But the rabbi's like fucking, he's like doing a half pipe and stuff like that. Yeah, he's fucking, it's like Skater Boy. Yeah, exactly. So the rabbi's doing a half pipe. He's like playing pinball and stuff like that. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's just crushing it. Does some flips. The crypto crash is sort of sexist because it affected men more. Oh, it did. You showed me something pretty funny because you're always online because you care more about Web3 than you do anything else. Yeah, yeah.

Love Web3. Well, I hope you're getting laid in Web3. I'm already on to Web5. That'd be bad for this girl when in two years they actually make it so you can get laid in Web 3. Well, I hope you're getting laid in Web 3. I'm already on to Web 5. That'd be bad for this girl when like in two years, they actually make it so you can get laid in Web 3. You're like essentially in the metaverse, getting laid or whatever, right? And then she's like, hope you're getting, oh, yeah.

The guy's getting headbutted. Yeah, he goes, uh, yeah. He just turns her off. Yeah, she comes into the room where she's about to, you know, she's about to deliver the final line, and the rabbi's got the virtual reality mask on, and he's just fucking holding some girl's head down. Oh, all right.

Well, okay then. I guess you've moved on. Yeah, I guess you've moved on. But Mr. Bean, we won't talk about crypto that much. This is more Mr. Bean related than crypto related and we don't have a lot of Bean content we don't actually do that much Mr. Bean content

very little Bean content and by the way they don't realize this but before every episode we're just like we go a little hard on Mr. Bean we do we want to bring him out so we actually put in he basically launched his NFT nft this when danny

was saying last week you know the people who launched their nfd the day the crypto mr bean i saw that too i go this is not real this is like a bad i got there's been a lot of mr bean things that seem not real do you remember back in the day there was an article going around so mr bean had like a messy divorce right right yeah well yeah yeah that was and she said that he's uh the title of the article and when they went to court and stuff one of the reasons the wife wanted a divorce and it said rowan atkinson she wanted a divorce from because she said she's been having all these unusual behaviors during you know for example he kept crashing the car into the thing he was chasing a bee around the house for 95 minutes yeah she goes after sex like she goes and she's like something inside of

me and it's just fucking like uh just like minced beef steak tartare inside of you remember the steak tartare episode steak tartare episode classic mr bean one of those classic fucking so the takes our tar is basically he's trying to get rid of it right so they're basically you need to eat all this steak tartar but he orders it yeah yeah yeah his plan is he goes he's just gonna put it like under his mug and then and then he goes look at this what's they keep giving him more right well he goes he's he's so mad because the steak tartar is everywhere like that's like a bug in the steak tartar and they go oh we'll bring you a new one oh oh and they just keep bringing him more steak tartare's right isn't that what it is yeah yeah that's the thing is and then they go oh we're sorry he's trying to

get a refund yeah still my favorite mr bean of all time is when they uh the girl points at the photo then she goes his girl it's a girl be mr bean is a girlfriend one episode right and he's being very unusual as you know he's up to his old tricks of being unusual. And the girl's like, oh, it's our anniversary. She kind of speaks like that too or something. And then she points to the photo and Mr. Bean goes, oh, I got it. And it's like a photo of people getting married and the guy proposing. And then she opens up her present and it's a photo of the couple getting married.

And then she starts crying and he goes, no, no, no. I have your actual present, you know, in his Bean voice. And then he gives her a ring case, you know, and she goes, oh, starts crying, opens up the ring and then pulls out the, and it's a ring, pulls out the ring and it's the screw to hang the photo on the wall. How many writers do you think that show had? Whoever thought of that one was happy with themselves. You think that was a big writing room?

Yeah, I do think so. That was like fucking 12 guys. I go, what if the ring was the best? I think it was the best of the best. Oh yeah, yeah. That was a, that was a big writing room? Yeah, I do think so. That was like fucking 12 guys. I think it was the best of the best. Oh yeah, that was a great show. So Mr. Beans had another calamity of errors launching his NFT. His bean NFTs. And basically it was 3,333

non-fungible tokens. They're all bean related. Did you buy one? No, I would though. I bet they're still available. I could guess.

Well, Mr. Bean's kind of based. I don't know if you know that. No, no, no. So Mr. Bean,

they had a while where Rowan Atkinson was out there being like a big free speech guy. Oh, I know that. Yeah. Yeah. He was going to do like a British, like a British comedian. There's not a lot of like, there's an extra level of i feel like the british comedians who are not the free speech guys

i don't know there's he there is seemed but yeah he was just like a free speech guy say with john cleese and then everybody's exactly he's like oh i'm a big free speech guy i always have been and then everybody's like you we hate you now yeah some people don't like him because of that so many people he was like you know one of the some people consider like you know this which is way rush more of comedy kind of thing and then everybody's like this guy sucks now if you have your two options between you know i i mean uh going if you're 80 and you go like boomer like if you go full like uh you you kind of get it but you don't because i've heard john cleese say some you know wild things and some smart things lately or whatever yeah but we're talking about a bit whatever i'm

not gonna make i'm not i'm probably just talking shit right now but i was saying it's way better than the opposite where it's like the john cleese's of the world become you know uh who's that writer that's just like he becomes essentially part of the resistance right oh yeah like rob rob reiner that's what i'm thinking about. Those guys who are just like- Way worse. Oh, they took the full-on CNN pill, you know? Oh, yeah. They're just drowning in every sort of telling you what to do.

Yeah. And they have a whole philosophy. They still talk. I bet if you pull up Rob Reiner's tweets right now, in the last 10 tweets, he's talking about January 6th. Yeah. Yeah, still. Want to know something? Yeah, for sure. Do you want to know something about uh writers rooms so uh sort of i

you know i've always had a theory and i always like it when i get validation on some of my theories that i i'm these are my like you know talking shit at bar theories yeah and kind of like the way that i'll you know say something like I don't really believe in lesbians or something, whatever. Right. Yeah. But I've been saying forever that I don't believe that, uh, group brainstorms are productive. Like I really, I've been saying forever, I go, I just don't think it's like a good way to write where everyone gets together from scratch.

It's like, yeah, I get like, if some, someone needs to figure out like what we're going to make first yeah and then we sort of all think of ideas yeah but like from scratch where it's like oh they just everybody shows up and you go like they're just like all right ideas you're like a general brainstorm and they do them for all sorts of things it's a girls love doing general brainstorms right and i've had projects i'm working on where everyone's always like let's do a general brainstorm and i've i really against it and then this guy that was on Tim Ferriss um he did a they did this he does all these studies and they did these crazy amounts of studies and all of them proved that they're that these are

like useless yeah uh basically what they said is way better for sure if there's too many people 100 like if you have a writer's room with 10 people and you're all doing it it's too many inputs the problem is the if you're gonna have a brainstorm you need to be very focused on what we're brainstorming about yeah and even then all of the studies proved it's way better for everyone to come with five ideas oh yeah oh yeah you're saying nobody shows up prepared in any way that's what they do that's a total fucking no they do that all the time city right there it's dick around city yeah yeah that's yeah i can't imagine a lot of good has come that but if you have some sort of outline for stuff and then

you know i mean even like snl their pitches you know you show up and you have all these pitches and then you pitch them and exactly yeah but just to show up and be like put yourself on the spot people do that and not just in entertainment they do it in all sorts of jobs they have raw brainstorm sessions yeah yeah I can't imagine yeah

yeah bud hope you're getting laid in web 3 so Netflix has gone the other way no it's a solid Netflix show by the way I don't know if

I don't know if it's because I'm Canadian that I like it Dear whites the pentafarate you're happy with it I've watched the first two episodes

pretty funny it's like got some classic Mike Myers stuff do you know what're happy with it? I've watched the first two episodes Pretty funny It's like Got some classic Mike Myers stuff Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh I heard Mike Myers one's okay It's actually pretty funny Is he wacky? He plays like

So it's a conspiracy kind of So he plays Eight different guys And So he's like The main character Is Basically this reporter

From Toronto From like CHCH News But they call it CACA News So it's like CACA News or whatever news but they call it caca news it's like caca news or whatever in toronto there you go and then he's like he's going for his little to my so dude the best part about it by far and i didn't even realize it until like a little bit so everything when they're in canada remember like all the shows in canada in like the 90s before we're like they had this like fuzziness to them like they they looked worse like remember you could see a show you go that's a canadian show just had a bad tv no no no definitely

not because the fact is they reference it your parents didn't want to spring for they reference this in the show but i don't really remember all my shows being fuzzy but dude the canadian shows looked worse like it was like we had worse cameras in canada i swear okay and anyways and in the show they're like yeah everything's fuzzy in canada and then they go to america and like it instantly goes into like 1084k and he's like yeah it really is fuzzier in canada interesting so he's doing all this you go like it this looks like a canadian show like it looks like a canadian show when they're in canada from my childhood and then mike meyer's the goat and there's like one character who's like the alex jones guy he played is dude and there's like one character who's like the Alex Jones guy he played is dude

and there's all about like this it's fucking only two episodes in solid show okay very pumped to watch so definitely give that

a try and report back to you with my thoughts and it's a Netflix show well Netflix they basically did you see the memo that came out yeah

so Netflix come out with this memo and they go if you fucking if you know if you're afraid to work on Chappelle's special then you can get the

you know yeah you can talk to our on Chappelle's special, then you can get the bird, you know. Yeah, you can talk to our HR department, Mr. Ligma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you think that like straight white guys at Netflix that were holding their tongue are, you know, empowered right now? You know what I mean? White guys are, do you think white guys are revved up at Netflix right now? Walking up to like the fat fucking girl with a clown

haircut the protested dave chappelle like these are gonna be some changes i mean they're just in full like they're in a panic mode dude they're if you look at their stock price yeah it's like doing worse than dogecoin it really is doing worse than dogecoin like it looks like a shit coin ha ha ha ha no but for real it's just like you know they're probably laughing but i have so yeah hey well the uh it really is that thing where communism like in all forms it works better when it's things are it's it works better when it's going good you know what i mean yeah like why are you gonna rock the you're gonna be like oh we're gonna shake things up when your share price is six hundred dollars a share all that nonsense only makes things go down i mean whatever that's the obvious part but yeah you're so basically do you think that the shareholders shake things up when your share price is $600 a share. All that nonsense only makes things go down. I mean, whatever,

but that's the obvious part. But yeah, you're, so basically do you think that the shareholders in the sense that they go to the board and the, do you know, in like in secession, they're always having to go meet their biggest shareholder,

right? Yeah. And the biggest shareholder, you know, who owns, you know, billions of dollars worth of company where it's like, if he sells it,

it'll be a big, bad deal. You know what I mean? And then they go and he's on an Island and he's always kind of smoking a cigarette and he's like i'm telling you like you know it seems like i should sell convince me otherwise you know what i mean that's their attitude do you think that some of the big stakeholders in netflix went there and they're just like there's gonna be some changes or we're out oh i don't think none of this i think it's literally they're like, look, what we're doing.

Who's there? The CEOs. Okay. So you think. The dual CEOs. Yeah. Two gay CEOs. Yeah.

They're the lovers. But I think they are just like, look, okay, well, clearly. Do you think they held hands when they did the meeting? No. I wonder if they do meetings like combined meetings like that. Who's going to tell them that we don't have any woke stuff? You or me and then they go

you know what let's do it together and they hold hands and they go out and they go alright so all this fucking gay shit's over yeah

I mean it's like the parent who like put up with that stuff I think you know Reid Hoffman whatever his name is is a fucking dweeb dude he likes that shit

they're a dweeb maybe the other guy doesn't but it's fine to be like that when it's working but now no cause Reid Hoffman has like a fucking pussy podcast where he basically yes i think so he has like a big podcast and he basically like really leaned into i've heard him on other podcasts too

and he's just like you know whatever there's nothing more important than you know uh reed hoffman or reed hastings i'm i'm thinking thinking read hastings i mixed those two guys up which one's the netflix guy i think read hastings yeah i think it's the netflix guy yeah i don't know well i don't care to be honest not important but if your name is reed you have i have a problem with you so it's two reads yeah there's two reads there's two reads who are famous tech guys i forget what the other one is but um but no the netflix guy was going around like preaching the gospel hastings is that one yes he was preaching all the stuff of uh you know there's nothing better than okay here's another example uh no i was saying that the group sessions are good yeah i actually think it's uh same also in writing sessions it's better a lot of times it

is like i always say if you're making a girl show i think you should have four girl writers yeah like if you're having uh like if you were writing a show about fucking you know some like gang shit like i don't think it helps to have some nerdy white guy in the room a lot of times it helps to have people that all kind of have you know what i mean well he was saying the opposite of that he was like there's nothing better than having lots of different points of view and we want the most possible I was like, that's the dumbest shit ever. Yeah. But at the time that was the path of least resistance. Yes.

I have that argument. And it's like, it's basically the inmates were running the asylum, but then the warden was like, you know, everything's actually running pretty well. It was all in on it. I know.

But at the time they're like, everything's going smoothly. So let's give them another try. And now it's unraveling. I see what you're saying. You're saying it's more that when he was, when all this was just happening, the inmates. The inmates. Inmates.

The inmates love this shit. And he wasn't trying to tell them. Well, he's like, it's going fine. Why am I going to rock the boat and be the villain? But now he can say, look, things are not going well. So then what? All that stuff that I said is the most important thing in the world. Yeah. He goes, I say, look, things are not going well. So then what? All that stuff that I said is the most important thing in the world.

Yeah, he goes, I mean, he has to say I'm wrong. Otherwise, he risks fucking not being the CEO anymore. It turns out diversity is not important. Yeah, it's not our strength. It's actually our weakness. More white shows. I love the idea of them showing up hyped up.

He starts and the one guy whispers to the other guy, he goes, hey, what are we talking about? And he goes, oh, sorry. Hits and the one guy whispers to the other guy, he goes, hey, what are we talking about? And he goes, oh, sorry. Hits a box off the table to start the meeting. All right, we got a guest speaker today to just inspire everybody for our new direction.

Everybody welcome Gavin McInnes. Yeah, yeah. Also, look at me, some changes. Diversity is done. Feminism's done. I'll tell you what else. You're allowed to slap girls' asses again. We just fired the hr department fucking your secretary's back boys boys boys you're allowed to smash your secretary again i'll tell you that much and for the first hour of every

day we're gonna be reading fbi crime statistics i think they actually they did actually fire i think 150 people today or yesterday i know they've been firing people right and left they've been firing and you know what he said a good point finally i mean he is a smart like tech dude he They did actually fire, I think, 150 people today or yesterday. I know. They've been firing people right and left. They've been firing. And you know what? He said a good point, finally. I mean, he is a smart tech dude. He just had the fucking virus. He had the virus.

Hope he's getting laid on Web 3. And he said, he was like, we're going to treat this like a sports team, not a family, where it's like the best of the best. And I know people that work at these tech companies. A hundred fucking people apply. You do 10, oh, two hour, hour uh interviews and all this stuff right then it turned into like once you're there like we need to you know oh everyone needs to be taken care of like these are our family and it's like okay well just so you know you have 10 000 other

like smarter more talented like family members that aren't trying to lose your money at the door that also want to get in for sure be part of the family but there was just the the goals changed the goals were all like ideologically based and not business based exactly that was like the brian armstrong thing with coinbase where he goes look we're cutting the shit here i'm sorry but like i don't care leave your politics at home he never was into this shit he's not into the shit i'm just saying he saw it going off course and then he's just like look we're not doing this if you want to leave i'll give you a nice severance package but like it's okay here's no more slap politics in the slack channels option two yeah hot yeah no more politics slack channels huge but option two or three we might have done a couple options

is that fucking one of the reeds yeah he actually still believes all his bullshit like he's got sort of a george sorosy mind right he still believes all this stuff but he thinks that saying this stuff he's almost you know how some people say the woke shit but they actually don't believe it yeah maybe this guy really believes it all and he's he's saying all this stuff just to help the hoping the share price will go back up. He's telling people like, no, we're going to make all the good movies now. Nah, this isn't going to make the share price go up. Fuck no. Not in this market.

Not in the short term. Hell no. Dude, fucking Bill Ackman bought on their last earnings, bought like – he's like, I'm buying a $3 billion stake. And it made the stock go like 20% or something. And then their next earnings came out and got cut in half. And he, that day, liquidated his entire position. He goes, I was wrong. Took like an $800 million loss.

He goes, I was wrong. And just moved on. Me and Bill Ackman should talk because we sort of know what it's like to both lose a lot of money. Nobody knows what it's like. Only Bill knows me. I actually, that's me breaking news. Speaking of all my bad. Bill, tell him Ryan Long's here. I want to talk about our losses. Only Bill knows me I actually Speaking of all my bad Bill

Tell him Ryan Long's here I want to talk about our losses Speaking of what I was going to say Speaking of my bad financial advice I've had some decent financial advice recently Yeah you're doing good again eh Not good

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All the Fat Stewardesses was a loss. So it's two losses, one win. Probably the She-Hulk movie's got to be a loss. She-Hulk movie is going to be a loss for the boys-Hulk movie is going to be a loss for the boys. Although it's not going to be a loss because once it comes out, we'll have some good material. I know. That's why it's not really a loss, right?

But did you watch the trailer? I haven't seen it. But, dude, remember we did that sketch? Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's like, what about the Hulk? It's literally this guy. What a woman. And you go, that's fucking genius.

And you know what? It's not, I will say. Although I don't know if She-Hulk you go, that's fucking genius. And you know what? It's not, I will say. Although I don't know if She-Hulk was a property that's existed in the comic book realm. No, it's his daughter.

No, but I know, because sometimes you'll be like, oh, She-Hulk's stupid, and they go, oh, that's actually a comic book

that's existed since the 90s. Oh yeah, I don't know any of that stuff, but I will say, the problem is when I was watching this, because you go, there was one line

that was in the trailer. But the thing that these people do is there's lots of movies. Who are these people? There's lots of movies where you go, hey, some dude that used to be an assassin or whatever, and now he trains his daughter and whatever. There's nothing wrong with that plot line. No. You know, your son or daughter, right?

Whatever it is, right? This guy trains the younger girl to be the Hulk. It wasn't that, the problem is they can't do it without rubbing it in your, like the trailer had lines where they go, um, he goes, your transitions like into, you know, being the Hulk or transition or they'll triggered by anger and fear. And then the girl looks at basically the camera and she goes, yeah, anger and fear. That's the, that's the baseline of any woman existing that's in the trailer yeah so it's like they can't just have they can't just be like yeah we're into that girl it's got to be like we casted a girl you got a fucking and then you go i guess like if you're you're like we're you're

making this movie as like a fuck you to me and you're like okay well i guess i won't watch the movie and then you're like good yeah the I guess I won't watch the movie. And then you're like, good. Yeah, the girls who cheerlead that shit are not into that kind of movie. Yeah, so it's just the whole thing's so silly. Yeah, remember that? I can't remember what it was called. If you just made, put girls in it, guys are somewhat stupid. And you could almost slip it by us.

You know what I mean? You could slowly, before you before you know you'd be watching a movie you'd be like hey wait a second or eight or ten of these characters women yeah totally but if as soon as it makes it as soon as you like make it all like yeah then because you go oh this isn't like a movie anymore this is like an advertisement it's an advertisement it's an activism and all like activism is fine in movies but it can't be overt like it's they just do it so lazily i guess it's very you know you can do it but they just they are lazy about it you know who's been uh on the scene lately is project veritas you've seen these guys did you see the the thing

at stand-up new york uh what happened with that where donnie so Donnie the owner of Stand Up New York who's like a kind of based conservative dude right he loves all that shit so Project Veritas they were

there was this Twitter engineer or like some senior guy at Twitter who they because they just run around what are you talking about no no

not the guy you're talking about who was on the video because that guy wasn't a senior engineer he was just like a regular guy and then so anyways it was like a senior guy and so Donnie's on his instagram is like yeah so uh he's like with james o'keefe outside of stand-up new york and they're like yeah we were fucking chasing this guy down the

street and then he ran into the club like during a show and so then he's project veritas guy was no the twitter guy ran into stand-up new york wait and so donnie's with james o'keefe being like uh james o'keefe being like uh james o'keefe is like hey can we go confront him during the show he's in the audience how do they know the twitter guy was in the audience because they were chasing him and he ran into the club and then donnie's like yeah i'm confused let's back up just one second why who's chate why is he so the twitter guy why are they all in stand-up new york no no okay so they were just in that area of new york they found the guy at somewhere they had a restaurant project veritas james o'keefe project veritas found out that this

twitter guy's in the mix was and then he started putting the phones in his face exactly twitter guy runs into stand-up new york goes to the audience puts a mustache on kind of to go hide and then they go in and donnie's like so veritas is like in guy's face, kind of being like asking him all these questions or whatever. You can see it on his, on his Instagram. And then, and then, so then they go run in to chase him.

And then they're like, Hey, can we, and Donnie's like, fuck yeah, I love this shit. So Donnie's like, yeah,

let's go confirm. So then they all storm in. And then as they storm, this is just like some guy that works at Twitter. Yeah. Who I guess he's like some high up and they were trying to like badger him on the street. And so then they go in with the whole crew like cheater style

and then as they're going into the showroom and Donnie's like loving this egging the whole thing. Were you there? No, he posted it on Instagram of the video of his perspective of it

and then the guy dips out and he goes, that's him, that's him, that's him and then they chase him back out of stand-up New York like all the way up fucking. He's got a check mark on his head.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like up like whatever, Lexington or something and they're all.'re running and they're like they're asking him all the questions like what do you so it's a boy he's just like not every speak yeah what do you ever say he's just like not answering them and just and then he dips into like a taxi or the subway dude that's the kind of thing that's the kind of crime that she Hulk would stop yeah I hope so dude she Hulk would know what happens is if uh this is how she actually gets mad to stop those crimes she's like I can't Hulk and then she goes you know what happens? This is how She-Hulk actually gets mad to stop those crimes.

She's like, I can't Hulk. And then she goes, you know what to do. And she's like, I need some snacks. And they go, you can't have any snacks tonight. And she goes... She-Hulk angry. Yeah, she has to not... They take away her snacks for the night.

And then she goes and stops crimes like a Twitter guy being harassed for his stance on free speech, for example. Well, that's not normally what these people do. By the way, Project Veritas sends me like a message every three days. I've got one too recently. I don't know if it's spam or what. I guess any big account, they just send everyone. Anytime they get any piece of information, it's like, need to read now.

Extra, extra, extra. Please post, please post, please post. And it'll be like twitter guy out it is not liking free speech right yeah yeah you're a big surprise right but then the funny part is i guess i'm like an insider getting these scoops because immediately i see like news organizations posting the exact thing that i was just sent oh so that's how you become a news organization everyone just dms you the news and you just repost it. They copy and paste. Yeah, I saw the one dude who was, and it sucks too, the most recent guy, because he was just

like thought he was going to hook up with some chick and she was a honeypot. Body. I'll tell you what. Honeypot. I got to be honest with you, my friend. I don't love the idea that this is the new thing where you're going on dates with people. It's not a new thing. It's the honeypot. This is the oldest time oldest time well this is a tactic as old as time well i seems like

it's getting more accessible where everyone's so you gotta be i i was thinking i gotta be careful what i'm saying man i'm pretty i talk so much don't say anything that you wouldn't say on the podcast that that's uh what is the the don't say anything you don't want the new york times yeah on an email or something well yeah a part of me was you know a part of me was obviously like this is funny

but another part of me was like this fucking poor sucker thought he was going on a gay date yeah and then next thing you know he's

I think multiple dates I think this chick was stringing him along for a period did you see what happened on the thing so no no no this was two guys

oh two guys so it was a gay date right and then at one point a male honeypot point this motherfucker that like caught him right so the guy the twitter guy that got caught he basically tricks they go on a date he's got a fucking camera on his tie or something yeah oh yeah and then uh he's he's asking questions about twitter and the guys you know he's shoving the drinks back and he's sort of showing off right he's like for anything fucking we don't even give a shit about that pussy elon musk i'd fight him right now you know one of those right and he goes he's like everyone there is left-wing we're a communist

company yeah i saw that version like we're commies or something i saw i watched a bit of the clip he goes we come some version if we don't care about making money whatever right and then oh no you're talking about so no so you're talking there's two different videos there's a hundred but the no the project dude if you're working that guy was that guy was the gay guy but the other guy was the brown the the skinny brown guy who's just like an engineer there yeah there's a lot and he was just kind of saying he was just saying what was kind of like in the mainstream narrative he wasn't even like saying uh but that guy was the one who was he was on a date with a woman the other guy was really i thought it was a gay date.

There's two different videos out there. Okay, whatever. Well, it's irrelevant that it was a gay date. But the person in the video that I was watching, which I thought was a guy, maybe I'm wrong now, but basically he was going, oh, and he was showing him stuff

and he was like, he goes at one point, one of them says, oh, and there's this group called Project Veritas that's been like doing, I guess he goes, oh, and doing this basically and trying to get people like me i mean luckily i met you in uh real life so or else i'd be

suspicious of you and then the person goes oh verit veritas they're they're like literally going to grab their like cyanide capsule they're just like isn't that why you're in real life you're like oh you're sitting there heart thumping you're getting the good shit so you're on this date with this fucking person and they start going and they go

yeah there's some of these people that come they meet you on dates and they get you to talk about this they were like realizing it

I would be I'd be sweating your heart's thumping but also like you're not like fucking Donnie Brasco where you're like there's no like if you go you get busted and you go,

yeah, I work for Project Veritas. Anyways, I'll grab the bill. Sorry about that. And you just walk out, right? Like it's like, there's no, you know, then that person goes, can you believe? You have to take off your spy camera? Yeah, he goes, ah, you rip off the mustache.

You go, ah. Oh, my friend, I was quite a wild-o watch. But so, okay, so that was, I don't know if that's a win or a loss for the boys. But then there was the big girls on the Illustrated. Yeah. And then the two other ones were, there was She-Hulk, and then Barbie came out with its doll that has hearing aids. So a lot of this stuff, there's a lot this week, but Germany got the titties out in the pool.

So it was okay on that one. Barbie's not fine. I'm fine with the Barbies. Yeah. I mean, it's just funny though that they're all still hot. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because really, that's-

Well, it's still Barbie. Well, fine, but that's that's the difference between barbie is like it's a new mold costs ryan right exactly that's the joke that i always make it's like they're they need inclusivity what they mean is like smoking hot barbie with a sling yeah it's true oh it's like this like they actually did this so they said they got one with hearing aids so it's like you got a supermodel wearing a hearing aid yeah hearing like any do like that needs more representation like a 10 out of 10 like runway model that has a hearing aid like there's some girl sitting at home this is like you know what i mean and don't they have uh

wasn't there one on amputee one if you if you have a If you're a bit hard of hearing and you're a 10 out of 10 chick, I promise you things are going to work out okay for you. No, they got one where they have Barbie. Oh, prosthetic leg. Yeah, they got a prosthetic leg. Yeah. Prosthetic leg. You think they just have like-

Eye patch, I think. You think they have- They have a Ken doll with vertigo. No, vitiligo. Vitiligo. That's what Michael Jackson had. They gave Ken that he doesn't have any pigment in his skin. Yeah.

They just made him black. They just painted all the Kens black. That's good. If they were really cared about diversity, they would get a Barbie that's a beast. Yeah. A big old Barbie. Well, they'd get Barbie and it would come with them.

Is that not a doll at that point? No, it would come with Barbie's mansion mansion that you have to it's like uh basically it also comes with like a crane that's a lift barbie's got too big to get through the door frame so that's like a little girl playing with her barbie that she airlifts her out of the fucking barbie's mansion it just looks and it's also you know if they really they need to have like a layer of slime that it leaves when you put it like you kind of move the barbie and it kind of has a layer of slime that comes along with it and you know what the weird thing though is like because i guess the point of this is that people want barbies that i guess look like them even though most kids

didn't look most kids don't look like a barbie anyway but then you're like this is so like imagine it's christmas you're just like a regular kid and your mom's like i bought you vitiligo barbie you're like i don't want vitiligo barbie mom yeah yeah i got you okay it's like i want regular barbie are you hearing aid barbie you go i got barbie it's honestly like the fucking feminist mom. That's what the feminist mom would buy, Marcus. I guess with the hearing aids, you could take them out, but then you buy them and then you're like, where are the fucking hearing aids?

They got Barbie? You go, where are the hearing aids? Yeah, where are the hearing aids? You probably lose them unless they're welded on. But I'm saying, then your parents get mad. You go, How about that? Or you color in the white spots on Vitil get mad you go how about that or you color in

the white spots on vitiligo and you go what the fuck yeah what the fuck you wanna I thought that we had a progressive daughter here

I gotta find out that I have a bigot been living in my house what about Barbie that you don't tell your friends about like you know what I mean that's the whole thing

it's like Barbie that you know and Ken like goes back you know you basically Barbie's so gross that ken goes back to his friends in the commercial and it's like what'd you do last night he's like just sat home just chilled you know i just went to bed early just chilled went to bed early get those eight hours yeah and then barbie sort of comes in he goes not now and don't you know just don't tell you know don't tell him i'm

together or nothing like that just if if anybody asks, we work together. Yeah, like Ken doesn't want Barbie to ever meet his friends and stuff like that. So that's an option. Not bad. Yeah. You know what I saw? So speaking of, on the topic of this and the mugs. Yeah.

There's a new group that I'm about to be doing a little deep dive of. Ew. Called Fem Cells. Yes, I sent that to you. Yes, I found it on my own accord. And it is something, a way to throw me under the bus. Yeah.

I found this under my own accord. That is definitely a grade A case of you telling a story to a guy that he told you. I mean, whatever. You're getting stuff here and there all the time. I do get stuff from a lot of places. You are one of my sources. That's the thing.

You started thinking you're my sole source. I don't think I'm your sole source. Yeah, well, I guess this- But I mean, I did send that to you. I do have a note that it came from someone fat. It came from a potential Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? It came from a potential uh sports illustrated swimsuit model swimsuit model that is definitely uh me telling someone the story that they told me yeah yeah i'm pretty bad at that too with uh

like the kind of story that like you just told me about stand-up new york totally that's the type of thing that i would tell you again you brought this fucking james o'keefe you gotta watch the video though i will i actually did now that i think about it you probably saw it no i was there now that i think yeah that's the ticket yeah i was there the whole time yeah now that i think of it i was actually doing stand-up that night i was actually working for twitter at the time that's so funny too because like most businesses like imagine some businesses like a starbucks you go hey i'm james o'keefe can i uh follow this guy and get him out of the starbucks like get the fuck out of here piece of shit he just happens

to go in the one place where he's like yeah and i'll seal the back door so he can't get out it's so true you're running into the place he's like there we go who the fuck are you go don't worry it's james o'keefe from project veritas it's all good the twitter guy goes a comedy club what i know about comedy clubs is this is a safe haven for liberals working through the yeah you're trying to chase this guy through the coffee bean in east williamsburg everyone's pouring coffee on your head project veritas did james keep just starts having a meltdown because everyone everywhere is everyone's pouring coffee on your head. Oh yeah, for sure. Don't worry about it. Project Veritas. Then James Keefe just starts having a meltdown because everyone everywhere is like,

it's all leaks. Like there's a conversation right there where they're like, oh yeah, I work at Netflix. I'm a communist. And they're sitting over there. It's like, I actually work at Amazon. Buddy, I've been stealing from Amazon.

I'm trying to take down the man. He's like, I don't have enough wires. He fucking goes to the front of the building. He's just like, I I got to go in there. And then he just hears, hey, O'Keefe, look up here. And he looks up and there's just a pot of fucking hot coffee dropped on him. He's like, ah! The coffee bean people would definitely have the backs of this Twitter employee.

Well, anyways, this group that I found on my own accord calls themselves. Do they like men? Well, they don't really like men but i like they'll ever be an in-cell fem cell wedding oh now we are talking you may now punch the bride well they were it sort of relates to this you know barbie stuff or whatever and i actually to be honest i don't i always like people that are even if i disagree with their thing you know that thing with comedy or art where people say you know i don't really care that much if it's true i care more if it's honest and that means that i care more that like this is what you think and the problem with a lot of the stuff i guess it gets murky where people can convince themselves thing but there is a lot of it where it's like this isn't even what you think you just

were told this and now you're repeating it you know what i mean yeah where it's like with the feminist so basically the liberal feminist notion of supporting women and feeling positive all the time is disingenuous i'd rather be able to talk about being ugly than try to convince myself i'm pretty now so that's what they're saying they're saying to these like other feminists like hey because they're like you are fucking beautiful and they're like no i'm not listen i'm 300 pounds i know i'm not hot you know what i mean but then they're also like uh here's the sports illustrated swimsuit come uh but they feel patronized by this shit.

For sure. It's kind of like, you know, there was, they'll always be, you know, a lot of times you'll see like black content creators that are telling, you know, these people, like, stop. They'll be like, oh, they're so racist. They don't even, you didn't even realize they were messing with you. And they'll be like, yeah, I'm not stupid. Like, stop. Yeah, of course.

You know what I mean? Yeah. So basically it's the same thing where these people, it's this, it's just like. Look, I know I'm not stupid. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? So basically it's the same thing where these people, it's this- Look, I know I'm gross. Well, you have this hot fucking Hollywood chick or something going up to these 400-pound girls being like, you are beautiful. And it was like, then she goes back to her rich dude husband with a mansion and the girl goes back to her, you know-

And also she is conventionally beautiful. Well, yes. She goes, i'm not stupid yeah well it's like a dude it's like a dude if you know girls sometimes be like i need tall guys or whatever it's like going to a guy that's like four foot tall and being like you actually are just as tall as anybody and he's like yeah no i'm not tall like i might fucking be able to get hot chicks yeah i'm I'm not a worse person. I'm not a bad person. You can be cool and fucking jacked. I know lots of guys. You think fucking Justin Silver, he's pretty short. He fucking does good with girls.

It's not like you're Danny DeVito crushing puss. Vladimir Zelensky, hello. Guy fucking crushes Tang, bud. Yeah, more like Vladimir Zimir uh the pen 15 is hard crush tangsky crush tangsky vladimir crush tangsky's pretty good vladimir smash tangsky vladimir budangsky budangski yeah but again it doesn't make you a bad person although i will say i will be fucking impressed with these film fem cells if they figure out how

to rent a van okay yeah i like the fem cells because they're they just they're for themselves you know what i mean i respect i respect what they're doing in the movement but honestly i want to have some fence you know we both list You know we both have Degrees in economics Right From a just And I have yeah A black belt degree Whatever A fucking white belt Whatever Yeah but you know

Just from a very Basic standpoint You go look If you just take All the fem cells You probably think The fem cells And the incels

Probably a similar Amount of people No no you're I'll tell you what You're mixing up One thing though Incels think that They deserve like

Nice tang You know what I mean Right No no no Oh the fem tell you what you're mixing up. One thing, though. In-cells think that they deserve, like, nice tang. You know what I mean? Right. No, no, no. Oh, the fem-cells don't think they deserve? I haven't done my deep dive yet into the piece that I've acquired on my own accord. No, I don't think they're just like,

we're gross, homely chicks who deserve nothing. That's what I gather from the logline. No, it's the same. They go, we deserve more. But if they could just get them all in one room, like for a fucking, like, you know, an eighth grade dance, we'll all match up with one another and the subreddits will just be barren and they'll all have to be like, you know what? This ain't so bad after.

I think the incels aren't going to be, you go like, you imagine you're this incel and you go, these fucking women and there's sluts and hoes and blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean? They're taking down the white man and this and that. these fucking women and there's sluts and hoes and blah blah blah you know what i mean they're taking down the white man and this and that and you go uh i know you're mad about all that stuff but how about you get this 350 pound whale honestly think about this this way there's so many crazy fucking reality there's so many crazy reality shows man you take fucking 10 incels 10 fem cells and you put them on a fucking island. So they can't go anywhere.

There's no van rentals. No van rental places. So there are no weapons, nothing. Someone's getting stoned. No, no coconuts. They get rid of all the coconuts. So it's just them, and they have to hang out. And those guys, they're like, I'm never having sex.

I hate women. Those women are like, I'm never having sex. I hate men. And then you just force them to be together i guarantee you they're all smashing by the end of it by the end of it they're all they go you know what this is better this is still better than just being an angry loner you know there's more to life than looks and they just you know i I think at least a few of them. Well, I will pitch this next time. And then the winner wins a van rental place.

You win your own van rental company. No, you're going to be the 4chan moderator for a week. Anything goes. I've been doing the joke about how it it's harder to have Bible stories because, you know, God used to be really into miracles, splitting the sea and everything. And then he kind of stopped now. He hasn't done it. But the most miracles he does these days is generally like, oh, you know, he puts Jesus

in a coffee or something like that. Right. What are you talking about? Have you ever heard of a guy named Joe Biden and his 78 million votes? What do you mean God doesn't do miracles? That's going to be crazy, dude. Crazy man.

How about Zabinsky? Oh, no, there's a big skeet. There's a big skeet. Vladimir is a big skeet. So he's, uh,

skeet, skeet, skeet. Um, no, I haven't, I haven't talked about that. Cause he's basically like,

uh, he, he's big and I think he's you know he's like married now because back in the day you're like you know you're trying to split the sea trying to get some tang or whatever and then his wife's like why don't you split the sea again and he goes and what fuck you again like what am I doing any of this shit for right

but he goes I was like look you know I split the sea to just impress you I split the sea to impress you yeah and then I got you no I split the sea to impress your sister you know how tired I get after splitting the c yeah yeah exhausting that is but i've been saying that uh the reason is because of google probably because you know i think i even might have said this on the podcast where it's like you know david and goliath that if you look it up it would be like this you know six you know four foot five guy took down this seven foot

guy and then if we not now you'd be look up the guy's height and be like yeah you know six you know four foot five guy took down this seven foot guy and then if we had now you'd be look up the guy's height and be like yeah he's six two and that's hollywood so it's pretty big but and i was saying if this was if it was now wait you're saying that some jews might have been hyperbolic about the size of david versus goliath i was saying if now goliath would get to go on tucker carlson and tell his side of the story he goes i'm minding my own business and a bunch of jews started throwing rocks at me because i told them not his palestine t-shirt yeah if goliath free palestine on fucking no he's on cnn goliath on cnn i guess now free palestine shirt yeah and then tucker carlson's like david so tell us

why do you have david on we have david on from david versus goliath david i hear you have a new line of slingshots coming out is that is that true i can't decide yes yes tucker they're made in america they're american i feel like goliath is more the working man i feel like i feel like you got it wrong they talk goliath would be on Tucker Carlson because he was like, yeah, I was just doing my daily routine of breaking rocks

and a bunch of these guys came up and told me I had to pay more interest or whatever. I feel like those guys would be more on CNN. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then that's it. Tucker Carlson's racist.

Isn't that usury? And he goes, it is Tucker. That is usury. That's what I was saying that's right and then the the thing is they try and avoid any sort of anti-semitism stuff i know you're right they wouldn't touch it it would go the other way okay so then i don't know if my analogy works it's close no it does for the most part they it doesn't fit perfectly because the anti-semitism someone would be on on Tucker and someone would be on Anderson Cooper.

Some of you, I feel, you think Goliath would be talking to, no, because there's no racial or sexual sexism component. David would be like a based fucking like, based Jew, like based Orthodox Jew. Why is he a based Orthodox Jew? Because he's on Tucker Carlson. But he's not though. He was just like, you know, some guy.

Goliath came in and they're saying Goliath was bad. But again, the history is written by the victors. That's why he gets to, and exactly, he gets to tell his side of the story. And Anderson Cooper would now be interested in that because there's no racial component. Right. Moving on. Moving on. I'll tell you, okay, speaking of shooters.

Speaking of shooters. By the way, I read the shooter's manifesto. It turns out I'm not white anymore. I read it months ago. Oh really? So that's another loss for the white guys. Turns out I'm not white anymore. Yeah.

He actually ranked me the lowest. Oh yeah. And the manifesto, the manifesto was interesting. Jews are the lowest. Apparently I was talking about, uh, apparently he plagiarized a bit from the Christ church. This is what I heard. Yeah. He stole a lot of it. manifesto is interesting jews are the lowest apparently i was talking about uh apparently

he plagiarized a bit from the christ church this is what i heard yeah he stole a lot of it that was a bad one for for white dudes i mean for any apparently there's another shooting like a couple days ago as a black guy came out and he was like you know even the playing fields oh recently yeah well no there was the church in uh san diego or whatever. A Chinese guy shot up a Taiwanese church. I thought it was a black guy. Nah. It's hard to get the racism. No, it was an old Chinese.

When it's a white guy, you'll know. How do you know that? No, no. I mean, that's not the craziest assumption based on what's been happening in New York. How do you know if a mass shooter was white? They'll tell you. It's classic. I've heard that joke

from five different people. And it's always just their job. I was actually, when they announced the shooter and it was a white guy and he looks like fucking Patrick. Dude, he literally, in the manifesto,

I was like, fuck. Some people were probably so pumped. Dude, in the manifesto... I was like, fuck. Some people were probably so pumped. Dude, in the manifesto, he put, for the media who's reading this, he did this whole Q&A with himself. Crazy, I know. And then he goes, here's a photo that you can use,

and it was Sam Hyde. I know. In his thing. I know. He was like a... Well, here's the thing. He's a bit of a meme lord. A lot of people seem to think

that this is like a conspiracy. I have seen some of that i don't i've seen people were saying this looks like it was written by the fucking fbi i saw yeah i don't get how that doesn't i i see the angle that we've heard that like you know they they've tricked him into doing it but i don't think i think he believed all this stuff he was a fucking lunatic and he just went and you know uh sure okay so i'm not i don't think, I think he believed all this stuff. He was a fucking lunatic and he just went and, you know, uh, sure.

Okay. So I'm not, I don't think it's, I'm not with the FBI. Do this false flag for gun control stuff. Yeah. I, I'm not really,

I don't know, but I will say there was things coming out and the FBI and like whatever, whatever organizations, the three letter organizations, they do do some like wild shit where they find like essentially mentally challenged people. They're doing it with terrorists. They're doing it with like, uh, wild shit where they find, like, essentially mentally challenged people. They're doing it with terrorists. Yeah.

They're doing it with, like, these people. And they find a guy. I mean, the people who were gonna go kidnap Gretchen Whitner or whatever, the Michigan, remember? And they were like, we're all gonna do this plot.

And they were just talking to FBI agents the whole time. And, like, they were never wanting really to do it. It seems like they spend, like, 90% of their time, like, finding people finding people out like chat rooms and being like well you know we should fucking you should do some terrorism right you know what the dark secret is which is not dark but they have budgets and there's not that many people who want to do this shit honestly they're

honestly like i said to my girl i think it's as simple as that my girlfriend after the brooklyn shooter right the subway remember the subway that we don't care about anymore but uh we went to the They're honestly like, I said to my girl, I said to my girlfriend after the Brooklyn shooter, right? The subway. Remember the subway that we don't care about anymore. But, uh, we went to the Yankees game like the next night and she was like, there's a big crowd. And she's like, I'm kind of nervous. I'm like, look, anytime somebody wants to do this, they can.

Nobody wants to do this shit. Like the main takeaway is that every night in America, someone could perform some crazy act of terrorism so easily on a crowd of people. They don't. Sounds like the FBI talking right now. You're trying to subliminally get in everyone's heads dude they they did they find people that are like basically you know retarded yeah and then they they go whisper in their ears because i've always thought that i could probably convince like a girl to do probably most you know they always have like the guy that you know like a bottom bitch i go i've been with probably five girls

that i'm like i could probably convince him to kill someone if i really was like you have to do this and we'll be together forever like people are pretty easy convinced especially when you know they're i mean yeah the mentally the weaker the mind absolutely okay so that was one part the second part was uh the the, the, um, the, there's all the different things that everyone are pumped about. Cause every time anyone, any of this happens, everyone has to prove that it's,

you know, it proves their political thing. Right. So it's like, first they get the race and they're like, Oh, it looks like this was his political views. And then there'll be like,

Oh, this is what he said about COVID. And they're like, no, it's actually cause it's just everyone trying to prove which one it was. Right. And he was really all over the map. he was a little all over the map yeah yeah he was very like well Occupy Democrats the posted one of their they honestly just honestly really

make me laugh it said he was motivated by white replacement theory that has been pushed by Trump retweet to expose Trump exclamation exclamation. And for the next three hours only, we're matching your donations with a triple booster. How funny is it to try to get retweets? You know, some guy does a mass shooting, and you go, if you don't like this shooting, retweet if you don't like Trump.

Yeah. I mean, again, these guys are all... Retweet this, and yeah, tag five friends in this post if you don't like school shootings if this email doesn't go out to five more people another mass shooting will be wished upon your family's gonna die well here's the thing that okay and this is obviously the worst thing i saw have you seen anybody on your instagram calling for internet censorship because of this or like

twitter i've seen like a few kind of like normie people i follow and they were like we need internet censorship now yeah because of this i don't think i've ever seen them stop calling for that well it's more very very overt internet like there we censor us daddy but i'm yeah daddy what do you what do you propose it's sort of like a kid going home and there's like you know there's uh you know like a movie with violence in and the eight-year-old goes to his dad like you know there's uh you know like a movie with violence in and the eight year old goes to his dad like you're really gonna let me watch die hard are you fucking crazy you should be censoring me anybody did you see they uh disbanded this afternoon the uh disinformation

governance board it's over that gets him out of a job grand opening great close Grand close. Grand opening. Grand closing. It was not well received. That chick resigned. Do you know what's fucking crazy, though? I was like... Okay.

The guy keeps saying... Like, they keep saying in the thing that they go oh he like he was into the white replacement theory that's like a conspiracy from the right wing or whatever right and this is what everyone's saying right that's like what everyone's like linked on to of the main thing that he killed people because of this white replacement theory and i'm like i've always been like i mean i guess the probably best position to be would be like hey i want you know my immigration position is irrelevant to race you know what i mean where you're like hey we want the best people or whatever it is i mean you can't have a position where we're gonna only like okay but like people how and they need cheap labor don't like don't they say this though that i'm saying like i feel like late night show talk show hosts are like and white people will be the

minority like woo and they like cheer for it i mean but like joe biden will say like you know and that's why white people will be the minority because that's so what that's so great like they say like as a good thing but i guess it's but how is it a conspiracy theory if they say it well that's what i don't get yeah yeah i think the conspiracy theory which i don't agree with is that uh and i just don't think there's any evidence is people i think they're like oh there's people at the top the puppet masters who are doing this on purpose they're they're taking in immigrants they're saying them other countries for voting blocks for voting and like just to fuck with white people and all this stuff and for voting and for just to

but you don't think there's anyone i mean that is happening but it's not a conspiracy that's just what's happening because you know if no but you don't think that there's anyone like i don't even think it's like crazy to say that there's someone that works at the democratic party that's like yeah obviously this racial demographic votes for us so we'd rather like you don't think the republican party too is like hey immigrants from here are more likely to vote for us so we'd actually rather of those like wouldn't it yeah for sure but i don't even think that's like i don't know that that should be why is that even a conspiracy it really at the end of the day i don't think that they pay attention to racial demographics like there's so many people they do i'm sure people

who are coming over on like you know who are coming over to america from other countries who are not white but are coming here for like you know making 200 grand a year or some fucking like engineers yeah yeah they probably don't vote for the democrats across the board it's the ones who are getting more free stuff who maybe they do but i don't think it's easy to say like everybody coming who's of a certain no no but they're saying but they i think it was one of those things that the democrats think that but it's sort of turning because everyone turned on them or whatever there yeah there's that element for sure um yeah i don't know it's not a conspiracy it's like they're just like i just felt like they were like this conspiracy and i was like didn't you guys like say that i don't know yeah but you're saying the conspiracy is that it's it's

this like being done on purpose as opposed to something that's it's this like- You're being done on purpose. As opposed to something that's- It's just structural. Okay. So they're like, we're excited about this, but we have nothing to do with it. That's kind of thing. Yes. And then the conspiracy is like, actually, you have something to do with it. You're doing this on purpose. Like again, like America and Canada and all these Western nations always need an influx of new labor willing to do the jobs on the very bottom, right?

Where are you going to get that from it's not coming from sweden why oh on the bottom you're saying you need people to come in to do like the worst jobs that people nobody wants to do right right it's like you're not getting those people from fucking sweden or england you're someone doesn't traditionally countries that are not white yeah people don't want to immigrate from well i mean they might immigrate from like russia and ukraine and like not now but you know what i mean like there's lots of like poor white countries isn't there uh there are and yes again they they do but not i don't think to the i don't think we're fucking shit i don't think yeah yeah i don't think those are in the same like you know the

same vein they're not some of the really poor countries like russia's like you know they're a huge fucking oil exporter like they're not poor in the sense of like you know central american countries are poor well anyways we'll say that african country that one's a loss for the boys the fucking vince okay yeah and that if they had given him his island this wouldn't have happened with the cell great and apparently his like best friend was this like spanish guy with like a black girlfriend and his best friend was going out there kind of being like, yeah, this sucks or whatever. But his pal. This sucks or whatever, yeah.

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Vice comes through with one that says, How to be friends with your lover's lover. If you want to be friends with your lover's lover, you got to be my lover's lover. So basically, this is for people that, you know, their chick is banging another dude, and you're thinking this dude might be a good partner for you to be boys with.

And they said, there's even a term for your lover's lover, and that term is metamer, or your partner's other partner whom you are not dating. So basically, they call that your metamer. So it's like, you know, you're just like, basically they call that your metamer so it's like you know you're just like me you're my metamer that's i think they're trying to create sort of a sitcom it's like hey and he goes like the odd yo your chicks boy your chicks other boyfriends a fucking pussy you go hey that's my metamer you're talking about hey you leave my metamers name out of your mouth god damn respect that's my metamer yeah so so I had a buddy that he's into all this fucking life.

Sleazy dude. Yeah. Weirdo. Nice. And he always says he has unicorn nights. Yeah, he does. And he gets, yeah, they go to the like swingers clubs and stuff and he calls it a unicorn. Basically what happens at those clubs is there's like 30 couples and then like four single girls and all the couples are vying for who gets to sort

of take oh yeah they're just yeah every every couple's trying to bring home one of these i remember did you ever do comedy at that place yeah i did saga or topical or whatever and i remember doing you go this is not a looker in sight no not a looker in sight every fucking woman looks like a bat catcher pretty much every dude you are an umpire giant beer got super yeah and every girl looks like an umpire like you can picture every single girl on the uh thing yelling uh three strikes you're out of here my friend actually went he told me my buddy went with a girl he was dating once and they were you know in their 20s and he said they just went there

and he's like they had sex while everybody watched them kind of thing and how do you like that I think he never went back I think it was like a bucket list

you go you do that yeah he goes if your partner likes them chances are you're going to too so do you think you'd have that

says Laura Beth Bisbee a psychologist gender sex relationship and diversity therapist so she's probably do you think it's like a seinfeld banya situation bannon yeah banya banya banya banya this means there's a good chance that you'll share the same interest with your metamer they're trying to make it sort of sexy like my metamer like a friend who's already been pre-screened for you i mean you do have sort share the same interest with your metamer. They're trying to make it sort of sexy, like my metamer. Like a friend who's already been pre-screened for you. I mean, you do have sort of the same interests, like banging your wife. That's one of the things you both have in common.

Yeah, that's something we have in common. Being away from my wife. Just me and my metamer. You don't think this is a sitcom waiting to happen? Yeah, it's The Odd Couple. Hey, yeah, it is. It's me and my met. Or you can have a rap song.

No, it's basically like, you know, this is the sitcom, okay? So one of the metamers falls on hard times. So then the girlfriend goes like, he's going to move in temporarily. She breaks up with both of them and they now live together. And they end up,

and then all... Yeah, yeah, and then they... Yeah, yeah, they live together and they sign some sort of binding lease. One of the episodes, they draw a line down the center. Yeah, it's an odd couple. Like literally odd couple 2.0,

but that's how it starts is they were dating the same girl. She peaces out and they're not stuck together. And it has sort of like, you remember like sister, sister, like old 90s songs that used to be very like,

do, do, do. It's like, that's my met-mer. And then the other guy goes, met-a-more. It's a met-a-more. It's a met-a-more. It's a metaphor for friends. Met-a-more. It's a metaphor for friends. It's a metaphor for friends.

Metamor. It's a metamor. And I've said before, this is my friend for life. Metamor. As I've said before, this is my friend before. Do you think Vice has a... I put my metamor before O's. Metamor before O's.

Sometimes I feel Vice has like a boys cast department. Where they go, hey, we haven't been on the podcast in a while. Can we crank something out? So basically they've got the, yeah, that's my, that's my metamor. And then I've been friends with dudes where we did the same girl but not at the same time it's more like

afterwards you're friends yeah where you like you're fucking yeah what up what up bitch

yeah Eskimo metamer what is the meaning not meaning behind but where does that come from Eskimo brothers do Eskimos do something no I think what happens

is like back in the like in a callow eaton places like that uh like a lot of the then they just there's men that are native there used to all just put their dicks through the the hole in the igloos and then the girl would suck them but because they were all religious people they would say that they were in a relationship with the person at a time gotcha yeah so basically they would go dick to dick to dick sort of like an eskimo igloo glory hole situation. That's not bad.

That would be cold, though. Yeah. So that's why they would call Eskimo. You think there aren't fucking glory holes up in Calloway? Yeah. There's a hole. Go, who put a hole in my igloo? What's this?

I think it's a native accent. What's this there? What the hell? What's this there? A hole in my igloo? what's this there? What the hell? What's this there?

A hole in my igloo? Someone put a hole in my sealed lover wall. You ever see that on TikTok? That's the trick. I feel like the trick to that accent is you just keep your teeth together. What's the, yeah, just talk a little slower.

Yeah. A monogamy hangover is leftover monogamous thinking that people, that monogamous thinking is the leftover monogamous thinking that people uh that monogamous thinking is the leftover monogamous thinking that people might have so your monogamy hangover they're calling it so that's um uh in particular that literally sounds like something they go like some executives are like okay we need a new hit movie and they're like it needs to be women based you know what about it's like the hangover but it's the monogamy hangover

yeah sounds like a really bad movie here's a check for 50 million dollars you're a fucking genius how about this instead of because monogamy hangover it's all the guys they all have wives right so they don't get in any trouble so instead it's

starring Zach Galifianakis not bad They don't get in any trouble. So instead, it's starring Zach Galifianakis. Not bad. Huh? Not bad. Zach Galifianakis hit it. Zach Galifianakis hit it. Not hit it.

Zach Galifianakis hit it. And Vladimir Bosnetsky. Vladimir Bosnetsky, yeah. That's not bad. Bosnetsky. that's not ski yeah that's not bad and she's thinking that anyone else your partner is dating is automatically competition make sure you're ready to look at your metamer as a friend a family member supporter an ally rather than someone who would take your partner away but this looks so stupid because you go well it sometimes would be competition if your girl starts banging a guy

that's actually pretty into her and he goes yeah he's more money than you he's better at sex he's like better looking he's cooler it's like all the things you go why wouldn't that be competition every time he shows up to pick your girl up he plays that song it's mr mr studio girl yeah you go i don't you have to play that every time you come here yeah her thing i guess in the scenario where the or worse like your metamer is like you're like, hey, I'm a little worried about the medicare. It's like, oh no, no, no, no, no.

Your medicare would never actually be with me in a relationship. The other alternative is he's not competition because it's like, he's too good for her, which is way worse. That's one of those meme pages, all the hood meme pages. One of the things is like, the worst thing that could happen is uh looking through your girl's dms and finding you're getting swerved by dudes by the way she's hitting up all these dudes and they're saying no can we talk about that poster on the patreon what's the poster that i sent to you and john christ what was it the poster

for that comedy show oh we'll talk about that honestly if you don't subscribe to the patreon there's so many good reasons to but this fucking poster for this show yeah because it's comics let's not go too public yeah yeah we're not we're not we're not putting this up but it is one of the funniest fucking things there's a couple good things here jj's here too okay monogamy hangover and then uh they said the next step is to allow the friendship to form organically don't force it you know don't come on too strong with the idea that just because he's your partner, he's with him. Immediately, you need to be best friends.

You know, Warren Bisbee. That could be overwhelming. So when you're trying to make best friends with your metamer, you don't want to come on too strong is sort of the idea here, right? Yeah. Which is like, you're showing up at his work.

Like, I just thought maybe we'd, I just got two tickets to the Yanks. He's like, I actually have plans. You go, oh, maybe another time? Okay, what about tomorrow morning? And the metamer is like, I'm got two tickets to the Yanks. He's like, I actually have plans. You go, oh, maybe another time. Okay, what about tomorrow morning? And the metamer is like, I'm banging your wife tomorrow morning. Okay, what about after that?

It's like, hey, listen, man, you're coming on pretty strong as friends with the metamer friends. Yeah, just fucking lay off, pal. I got enough friends. That'd be a bummer, man. The guy that's banging your wife turns you down as a friend.

Yeah. Yeah, so this is the world they're living in where it's like advice on how to go talk to the they're like it's not only like hey you know sometimes people are going to bang your wife it's got to the point where it's here's advice on how to make friends with the guy that's banging your wife and i guess people there are people who read this and they go that's good advice you go honey i got some uh your your wife and i guess people there are people who read this and they go that's good advice you go honey i got some uh your your wife comes home she's like you're crying she's like what's wrong and you're like my freaking metamer turned me down can you talk to him for me i don't know he seems to hang out with you he doesn't want to hang out with bill yeah they like you go okay you know

what let's just go out maybe the three of us will go out. Let's just go for a Sunday and we'll just, and then they show up and go, what's he doing here? Yeah, what's he doing here? I thought you two should talk. Listen, I just don't think it's that crazy that maybe once in a while I want to have a drink with my metamer. Just want to have a drink with the guy who fucking blows loads in my wife. I mean, I don't think I'm that out of line

to say that every once in a while, if I want to maybe play some catch, play some frisbee, go to the beach with my metamer. I'm not saying we have to go on vacation just yet. That's how the show ends. What's even the point of having a metamer if I can't go with my metamer? The first episode of the show is it's like Field of Dreams goes, hey, metamer. You want to have a catch? I'd love to.

Listen, yeah. Listen, dude. I don't know i'm i'm not i'm new to this thing i'm banging your wife all good i'm glad you're not mad about that i'd rather this than you trying to beat me up i guess but i just don't want to play catch with you and he goes yeah yeah then he then he cut the metamer feels bad and he goes hey metamer you want to he catches the guy he's sort of wandering around aimlessly in the park. No, he's just throwing the ball to no one in the park. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even against the wall.

He's just tossing it as far as he can go. And then he walks over slow and gets him. Throws it back the other way. Hey, who's that? It's your Metamer. Hey, Metamer. Hey, Metamer. You want to catch?

Yeah. Yeah, so being friends with your metamer is pretty like he's stupid um if your metamer doesn't want a relationship with you you got to accept that some people just aren't interested so you got to accept that if uh some guy uh on the fucking on the tours this weekend was trying to get me to bang his wife it's pretty fucking weird dude i'll talk about that after too but i gotta okay i do have to show one more thing before we switch over and go to the patreon because this is the and jj's here but we've been talking so much about um what to do when you have multiple personalities and the personalities Thursday. So this girl has a TikTok channel

where she just, you know, she posts all the things about having her different systems and apparently it was a hot topic recently, what we were saying, like does your system get to cheat or whatever? And for those of you who are wondering, this has a, you know, this has some answers for us so we can have some

closure. It's very down the middle, straight to the point. It's not very confusing information. So this is what happens. This is definitely a video that's going to be hard to do. But you are right. It is on a system-by-system basis. In my system, yes, I would consider that cheating. However, I have seen systems that have had multiple partners but it's that specific altar that has the partner. So mind-wise, they are a one-person relationship. Sorry, I can't remember the word for it.

But their body would technically be a multi-relationship or polyamorous, I think it's called. So if you actually really think about it, the mind is dating different people because there are different people. But since there's only one body, that one body is being shared throughout the rest of those people. And I'm not here saying there's anything wrong with that. So I think that sums it up for us. Okay, just picture those exact words coming out of a guy who just got busted by Joey Greco. guy who just got busted by joey greco like literally just got like joey greco like a guy who's like you know in a van and the chick shows up on cheaters and he goes look it's just the mind

well technically there's technically two systems in the mind there's two different systems and one system is polyamorous and her system so technically so joey you at the wrong place my man joseph joseph joseph joseph joseph joseph joseph you ever heard of a system you guys are all wrong but okay so you have to understand my one system is me just you know billy boy who you're talking to right now however my second system is vladimir sucks tits yeah billy boy not a cheater that's billy boy's not a cheater never cheated never cheated and i'm billy boy right now but when you showed up that was vladimir suck tisky so vladimir sucks tits he's a bit of a dog i got my issues with him don't that is so funny any yeah just or even

yeah just like some fucking normal average like dad that gets busted like fucking the babysitter oh yeah who doesn't know any of this bullshit and he sends this video to his wife we should put this we should put this as a script what as a bust cheat like if you a script for getting uh busted cheating just Just this. The girl goes, she's throwing your stuff out the window. As you come home, your suitcase out the window,

you go, you better have a better explanation. You're like, have you heard of a system? No? Okay. Vladimir Hardikski. Oh, that's not bad okay

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