The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Never Ending Wars, The End of Privacy & Bench Press Competitions, w/ Jimmy Dore

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

Comedian Jimmy Dore joins the fellas to talk about the Surveillance state, military industrial complex, and an ill-conceived mayoral bench press competition SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Prizepicks - Go to ht...tps://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup OpenPhone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 00:35 - Intro 01:00 - Welcome Jimmy Dore 01:19 - Jimmy’s new comedy special  02:04 - Naked gun was good 04:22 - Liam Neeson 05:00 - Bench pressing mayors 07:15 - Bernie 10:32 - Tulsi 11:48 - Toadies 15:06 - Inflation 16:36 - Trump going back on promises 19:12 - Venezuelan oil 21:40 - UK Censorship 24:45 - Are tech guys controlling Trump or vice versa? 26:75 - Compromised laptop 28:34 - Military in LA 31:10 - AD - Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 50 dollars when you play a 5 dollar lineup 32:48 - AD - OpenPhone - Go to https://openphone.com/boyscast for 20% off your first 6 months 34:22 - Comedians coming out for Trump 39:31 - Fascism has been here for a while 44:26 - No investigation in Butler PA 47:14 - John Bolton’s house raided 49:00 - How to save the country? 51:52 - Eric Adams 55:09 - Where’s the Ukraine / Russia war headed? 1:01:39 - AD - Hello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/boyscast10fm for 10 free meals and a free item for life 1:03:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 1:05:41 - World is run by blackmail PDF files 1:06:56 - MK Ultra 1:08:10 - Jab injury 1:17:07 - Arguing with AI 1:21:29 -  PDF File arrested in Vegas 1:24:05 - What would you do if you were president? 1:33:15 - US pulling out of wars 1:37:09 - When Bernie got Russiagated 1:39:21 - Epstein 1:42:55 - Population 1:45:33 - Women were allowed in the workplace to be taxed 1:50:15 - Money printing / ponzi schemes 1:57:00 - Kidney stone 2:04:56 - New rules for fat people on airplanes 2:06:39 - Flight from hell 2:10:19 - Wrap up / plugs

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Starting point is 00:00:00 fellas before we get in this episode i'm heading on the road forever tickets at ryan long comedy dot com we're going to appleton milwaukee columbus cincinnati cleveland baltimore eugene new york tickets are moving fast fort worth dallas san francisco sacramento nashville at ryan long comedy dot com i'm gonna be in dallas in october danny comedy dot combe hey skankfest in new orleans we're going to be there skank fest in new orleans also and as always me and danny have an episode this week on patreon.com slash the boys' cast as every week for the real
Starting point is 00:00:32 ones. See over there. The boys. The boys' cast. The last. The dudes. Prepare your service for boys' cast. The pros. Just the boys' cast. The holy.
Starting point is 00:00:47 The dudes. Experians. The boys cast. The return of Jimmy Dore, big hit last time. Oh, yeah. Everyone's clamoring for him to come back. There's no way I could live up to that last performance. Going viral right and left.
Starting point is 00:01:09 No way. Special coming out sometime this weekend. Keep an eye out for it, right? It's called a new stand-up special. I recorded it in February. I was just telling you, I rushed to get it out because I was afraid that... There's a lot of jokes in there about Ukraine war and about Gaza, and I was afraid Trump was going to end.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Wars or a new war starts and then people are like what are you talking about the old war yeah no kidding right yeah so I was I rushed you're still on that I kind of rushed I did it in February at the mothership in Austin oh hell yeah so that was great great club he put together down there and yeah so I'm just it's called grabbing by the pussy nice nice and I was going to call it the most moral comedy set in the world yeah yeah Mark Marron took that but I beat me to it Boys you know on the topic of comedy he told me Because you know we talk about how there's not a lot of good
Starting point is 00:02:04 You know comedy movies coming out and all that sort of stuff I just watch naked gun How good is naked gun That's like the best movie I've seen in 10 years Amazing oh really okay I haven't said I've heard different things this is Oh you heard negatives? I've heard both Naked Gun was great
Starting point is 00:02:18 Like buddy just uh you know Just a just a straight comedy So I looked it up afterwards I'm like who did this? I was like, it was just like really funny like a joke every five seconds. They were stupid but like funny. It's like Kiva Schaefer. And it was Akiva Schaefer from Lonely Island. And also Seth McFarland. And Seth McFarland
Starting point is 00:02:35 as like executive producer. But if you watch it, you go like this has like the joke pacing of a family guy episode. Yeah, did. Like it's yeah. But you know like a lot of my favorite movies like McGruber pop star were all Akiva Schaefer. I haven't seen any of those movies nor have I even heard of them.
Starting point is 00:02:50 McGruber? That's classic. Who's in Magoober? McGruber was Will Forte. Oh, really? And then pop stars the Andy Sandberg mockumentary where he's a DJ. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, well, it's interesting that they did have one that was like this good, because you haven't seen a good one like this in a while.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Okay. I mean, I like Liam Nissom. I remember when he was on the Ricky Jervais. Oh, man, that is literally one of the funny. Like, it is that same kind of, like, he's so dead damn. He's good at straight-facing stuff, right? Oh, he's amazing. Yeah, yeah, what was the extras?
Starting point is 00:03:22 I think so. I think it was. Oh, that, yeah, yeah, that's like... Let's do something proff. I'm being prom. I've AIDS. I've AIDS. Yeah, as the Michael Scott.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Yeah, yeah, dude, it's amazing. But he was, yeah, that movie was great. That movie really worked out for him because he started, now he's dating Pamela Anderson. Yeah, I know. It was interesting. The big chemistry between the two of them, so you can see how's rooting for them to get together. And it is, honestly, someone was saying, like, it was like this fun, like, all these, like, little, like, kind of small, but it's like, the original was Leslie Nielsen.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Now it's Liam Neeson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, the guy who played O.J. Simpson, his name, like, or O.J. Simpson's son or whatever. Yeah. It's, like, his name, I can't remember what it is, but it's, like, he has, like, two initials, and it, like, they, like, do all this stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:07 No, everything where there was, like, one scene where the guy's, like, he's the cop, and he's praying to his dad, who's the cop, and then they zoom out, and every single picture is a guy praying to his dad underneath, because every cop's dad was a cop. Yeah. The guy on my show, Mike McCray, does a, uh, yeah, a dead. dead on impression of Liam Neeson so he calls in as Liam Neeson yeah and he's always uh acting like he's now a comedian jimmy i'm a student of the comedic arts like yourself yeah like no you're not a
Starting point is 00:04:36 comedian you're an actor you know so it's funny he's great um i feel like also i was just kind of like even this morning i was like man since last time we talked i feel like so much has happened this is almost like a state of the union i was probably the most recent thing that was hilarious was the U.S. politics has basically turned into a bench press competition. Did you see that? You see Zola?
Starting point is 00:04:59 I like the people talking shit too, like Cuomo. You're like, I don't think you're putting up one plate. I don't think. I don't think Quoomo's doing 135. It was 130 pounds and he had to have a spot. The guy, you know. 135. That was a major spot too.
Starting point is 00:05:15 That's what I'm saying. That's the thing. It's like, you watch that. Because I saw that video. I was expecting him to be doing it like struggling by himself. But then you see the you're like, he might have literally only been bench pressing 30 pounds. Like, you can spot a lot from, like, up top like that. What he should have done was he should have went back to his office and campaign headquarters and bench pressed whoever told him to do that stupid stuff. Because that was ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Yeah, but also, I don't think his base is big into the bench press. I don't think they're like, yeah, I can't do that either. Who's he trying to appeal to? I don't know what that was. I think that's what you have to do now. It's like very part and part of being a politician. everybody do benjamin he's really set the bar isn't it it's kind of weird rfk works out in jeans yeah yeah yeah yeah insane you can't figure out like i have a friend uh who works out at the same gym
Starting point is 00:06:03 he does and he's like hey jimmy why does rfk wear jeans at the gym even at the gym yes i thought it was for the stunts i don't know i've seen it like you see it at the gym occasionally where someone's like clearly like they're they're just but you can tell they're like they're like they have very limited time and they're like, they just like hopped off the highway and just like doing a quick set and leaving but like to just be like, that's my gym gear. Hey, why are you wearing a
Starting point is 00:06:28 suit cone at the gym? I'm in a hurry. Yeah, I'm like, how do you do leg exercises? Dude, Vivek was working out with his shirt off. Remember that? Oh, no, I don't remember that. He had one, yeah, because after RFK, I think someone challenged him. I can't remember exactly but there was like probably nine U.S. politicians. I saw
Starting point is 00:06:44 Marjorie Taylor Green was just showing her chin up routine. Oh, yeah, Marsa Challenge. It's a big part Marjorie Taylor's Green gets after it. Wow. Newsom's for sure going to do it pretty soon. He's got to do something. I think he's going to, I think he's been lifting with his hair. I think he's been doing a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:07:02 I'm excited. I like to call, I call the next mayor. I call him Zoloft Mondavi. Yeah, yeah. Because just like Zoloft, he gives me a false sense of general well-being. I just get ready to be disappointed, is what I'm saying. For sure. He's a Democrat, right?
Starting point is 00:07:18 So, I mean, I was a Democrat all my life until 2016, and when they cheated Bernie, and then I was like, and then Bernie didn't do anything, you know, he just let him cheat him. He didn't change anything. He didn't make them get corporate money out of the primaries or the party. He didn't make them stop taking fossil fuel. He didn't make them do any. He didn't make them get rid of super delegates. Right. And so when you look at it, the Democrats haven't had a real primary since, I don't know, maybe 2012.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I mean, Barack Obama didn't have a primary, right? So we got to go back to 2008, because in 2016, they cheated Bernie, and that's not me saying that. That's Donna Brazil, who was the head of the DNC. She put it in the book. That was Elizabeth Warren, saying that on CNN. So we know that happened, and we know, and then in 2020, of course, it was a quasi-cheat where Barack Obama got all the people to drop out at once except Elizabeth Warren right before Super Tuesday to screw Bernie and push Joe Biden, who nobody wanted.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Everybody made fun of Joe Biden forever until he became president. They're like, oh, my God. And so, and then just in 2020. Again, no primary, right? They just, they just anointed. Well, I say, you know, I call Kamala Harris a queen because it's just like a queen. She was installed by the oligarchs without any votes from the people. And who needs a primary?
Starting point is 00:08:33 That's where Hillary fucked now. She shouldn't be going. She probably is kicking herself for that one. I could have done that? Yeah, I didn't have to go. No. And the Democrats go, okay. They were like, yeah, I was at the DNC, and I was interviewing people.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And I was like, how do you feel about the fact that there wasn't, wasn't a real primary. And every person said the same thing. Like they were, they said, no, there was a process. Right. Yeah, but that's not a, the process wasn't a primary. That I thought they're supposed to have votes and the votes. No, they were just literally picked by, she was picked by the donors and, uh, and the elites of the party. So, uh, even, even people like, you know, Jim Gaffigan, who's hilarious. I love that guy. But, uh, he's a, he's a, he's a Trump hater big. And, uh, he was, uh, he was even upset about it. He's hosting that, uh, Al Smith dinner. Yeah. You know what that is, where everybody puts on
Starting point is 00:09:16 tuxedos and call each other assholes. It's fun. And he said, I think that I'm going to, I probably butcher the joke, but he said, you know, the Democrats say that democracy's on the ballot. And so to ensure democracy, they had to commit a coup. Yeah, yeah. But I don't know, Jeff, I love Jim Gapkin. He was wearing one of those tuxitos with the white vest and the white shirt and the white tie, you know, and he's so white on top of it. Like, if you would have tied a string around him, Tim Walts would have made him available in men's rooms. I'm pretty sure. dude i kind of feel like uh even him he kind of uh has said recently where he was like okay maybe i regret like saying you know really yeah he's kind of been like but i feel like even recently like rogan
Starting point is 00:09:55 has been like kind of more critical of trump and people are like getting mad at him and you're like no that's what you're supposed to do of course it's like okay yeah obviously i was hoping for this it kind of didn't end up that way and you're like yeah i'm not topped into this position like i think it's weird when people say i'm loyal to trump well you're not supposed to be loyal to a politician. The politician is supposed to be loyal to you and you're supposed to be loyal to policies and that's what I am. And I don't, you know, I don't want to be friends with politicians. I was a few times. Do you find it hard? Never works out. Never works out. Yeah, a lot of people I find that when they're hobnomer with politicians, you're just like, well, it's obviously a conflict
Starting point is 00:10:28 of interest if you're trying to make fun of these people. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, of course I was well, when Tulsi ran, I was very, because she was getting the same kind of unfair critiques and smears that I was getting because I was telling the truth about the Syrian war and the Democratic Party and the prime and she was too and they were just you know smearing her from high heaven calling her an Assad toady
Starting point is 00:10:51 memory yeah and by someone who's now backing a genocide right I can't remember her name from the free press Barry Wise yeah Barry Weiss that's it yeah remember what she went on Rogan and she called oh she Tulsi Gabbards and Toaddy and Joe goes what's that mean I don't know what that means I don't know
Starting point is 00:11:07 I don't think I know what does it mean I They had to like pull up the definition. So she just heard it. So that's called a received opinion. And she just spouted it out. And, you know, in her circles, nobody would ever contradict or even ask what it meant. And all Joe Rogo did was ask a question. And it exposed her for being a complete phony.
Starting point is 00:11:23 She didn't know what it meant. She didn't know what it meant. And they had to look it up. And she's like, yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, yeah. I guess, yeah, she, that's, I'm also in that position where I would don't know what it means. Yeah, Ryan used words he doesn't know what they mean all the time. I would say, Barry Weiss is now a toadie to Benjamin Netanyahu.
Starting point is 00:11:38 That's what I would say. or at least his Zionism. And Tody is what? That you're a, like, just... Booblicker kind of? People are propagandists for their agenda? You're like a lap dog. Yeah, you're a tool of them.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Okay. Yeah. Let's, I don't know. Let's look it up. Jamie, can we get that up there? Come on, Jaby. Well, dude, it does feel like, like with Mondami.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I was kind of listening to the... You know the guy, Quest Bar guy, Tom Bayou or whatever? Nope. Tom Billuio. Tom Billio. You know those Quest bars? Nope. those uh they're like these i don't know anything he's like a rich dude that you kind of has a podcast
Starting point is 00:12:11 or whatever yeah yeah his he started that quest uh like they make those like whatever sugar-free like protein bars oh really yeah yeah but he sold it for like a billion dollars and now he has a podcast what is this stuff how does a guy like jr first of all george cloney starts a tequila company i didn't know we needed another tequila company yeah and then he sells it for a billion dollars oh yeah are you kidding me that's the only way that's the only two people that are getting really rich right now. It's like either like nerds that invented like a tech thing or super famous people that they attached a product to.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Yeah. It's like. And it's generally that product is alcohol. Yeah. Sometimes or energy drinks. Yeah. The rock has a, or energy drinks. Yeah, the rock has a tequila. There's so many people that are just, I guess you can make a lot of money on people like to drink. That would be funny if you just like went full sellout and you just have like 90 products right now.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Well, listen, I just want to say that Starbucks coffee is fantastic. Yeah, yeah. It's a premium roast. Just like the Wayne's World episode. where he just draped head to toe. That's good. Man, I can't wake up in the morning without it.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way for you to, you know, attack the corporate powers without my Starbucks every single morning. I can't, I can't.
Starting point is 00:13:18 To be proof to power without a little jokes. Yeah, yeah. You know, from a company that is also, I think they're being boycotted now, right? As in Starbucks being because they, didn't they support?
Starting point is 00:13:29 Starbucks is always going, getting boycotted, and they go the opposite way because they'll get boycotted for, like, doing something that's like two pro left and then they'll like they'll do something to pro refugee and then they go no no no no our new ones for the veterans and then they get mad and they go back to refugees yeah yeah yeah they go they toggle between refugees and veterans well they have
Starting point is 00:13:45 the thing where they would like they wouldn't let someone use the bathroom remember like oh yeah black guy wouldn't let him use the bathroom and then they're like all right everybody just come out at once and like everybody just take a big shit in the bathroom let's just get everybody back on track here and then they did a really thing recently because remember like uh like apparently it's a big I know someone who uh know someone who uh know someone who works like in the executive whatever at Starbucks and they got rid of like where you can't wear all your flare oh this fall here you finish and john yeah yeah they got rid of all the flare like you know how like they're allowed to wear all the stuff and like you can wear all your pride
Starting point is 00:14:20 pins and your gaza or whatever that stuff and then they were like and you could kind of dress however you wanted to and now they're like we have uniforms and everybody's not happy about it because they're essentially like you have to at least they've been at least they've been consistent in their anti-worker union busting. Yes. They have not wavered. They don't go left or right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Straight ahead, squash the worker. Sure. Well, essentially the Questbar guys, basically what argument was he was making, it was people think like, okay, houses are hard to buy. Like, there's not a lot, you know, Blackstone's buying up all the single family houses and stuff like that. And you're just like, well, but his argument is like, no, that's like not a problem. It's like the problem because with like all the money printing and inflation,
Starting point is 00:14:59 houses are kind of like the only asset that people can feel like they're a part of America. Yeah, well, there's a lot of people that say the reason why housing prices have, you know, skyrocketed for the last 30, 40 years is because of the money printing, which the values your dollar. Yeah. Right. It's not like they're actually worth more. It's just that your dollar's worth less. Yeah. And so. And they have to sort of treat them like an asset. So they have to keep, you know, doing policies that make them go up. Yeah. And that's why, you know, people were excited about Doge because they were going to come in and cut the budget. And they found all the waste brought an abuse, and then, of course, they didn't cut the budget.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Yeah, yeah, they just go to the budget. Look at all this money we got to spend. It's like, look, we save $200 billion with those. Hey, why don't we just give it right to the military industrial complex? Yeah. And so that's, and they're exploding the, and so that's what the big fallout with Elon Musk was, because a lot of people really feel like this is unsustainable. What did, it is unsustainable, right? So now we're at 30, hey, we did it, $37 trillion in debt. We did it. I know. It's like Trump, when Trump announced the first trillion dollar defense budget, right? And he's like, yeah, you're going to, love this. Our first trillion, he was acting like he achieved something. It's like, hey, I finally
Starting point is 00:16:05 hit 500 pounds. Look at that. I did it. I didn't think I could do it. Ice has a bigger budget than the Russian military now. I think didn't they put away like $45 billion for new prisons or something? Oh, crazy. Well, that's the thing. Like, if you see ICE is like on an insane high, like if you watch their social media, like, you know, they're like, ever, we're taking anybody. There's nobody too old to join ICE, like anything, because they're just have, they're so flush with money. They got Superman now. Yeah, I think I was Superman. I bet that'll help his career.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That might be where we call a Hail Mary. Well, I think it's so, you know, it's just so many things that Trump is doing the opposite of that he probably, that people thought and what he promised he was going to do. He's doing the opposite. It's like, hey, you're going to release the Epstein files? No, but I can't kick a college student out for writing an up end. How's that? Can't burn a flag anymore.
Starting point is 00:16:53 You can't, oh, yeah, yeah, you can't burn a flag. That was just now, right? That was yesterday. That's Monday he did that, right? Yeah, I was yesterday. Yeah, and... Well, you can't burn a flag. You can't do it.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Basically, you're just like, can't burn a flag in public. You know, he's essentially being like, if you want to burn a flag in your backyard, have at it. Where nobody sees it, totally cool. Totally cool by me. That's like, if you want to have free speech, go home. Yeah, yeah, literally. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:16 And so, yeah, remember he said he was bringing in the era of free speech is back. And so he... And it was kind of exciting for a little bit. He's going to get rid of the woke-left policies and creating, you know, protected groups and everything is not going to be second. or racist or homophobic anymore. And so he got rid of the woke left kind of censorship.
Starting point is 00:17:33 And he just brought in a whole right-wing censorship, right? And so now he created a protected class of Jews, but they're not, he's conflating Zionists with Judaism, which is, you know, who does that? Anti-Semites and Zionists. Isn't that interesting? Right. So the most, like, Zionism is to Judaism, what KKK is to Christianity, right? It's the death of it.
Starting point is 00:17:55 It's not good. It's the opposite of it. And so now he's created this protection. class for Jews, because let's face the Jews are on the bottom rung of the social life. That's what I always say about them. Yeah, bottom wrong. You know, I mean, you know, maybe
Starting point is 00:18:07 if you work hard and go to school and maybe someday you can, you know, rise to the upper echelons of society, maybe the Jews could start becoming doctors and lawyers. And God forbid, it sounds crazy, but maybe they could even work in Hollywood. Yeah, yeah, maybe politicians, too. Until then,
Starting point is 00:18:23 you know, Hollywood's run by the... He has an internship at Raytheon. Yeah. They let me press all the bottom. And they kind of, you know, the whole thing was what the left was they called everything hate speech, which was the way, I have to protect you from hate speech. And what I say is anybody who says that they want to protect you from hate speech or there's people who hate speech. Because it's not the speech. They're like, oh, I'm for free speech until you say something I don't like. And then I have to, we have to censor you. And so my whole thing, Trump's doing the same thing. He's doing it's calling hate speech. If you, you're critical of Israel, they call it anti-Semitism and hate speech and bigotry. And, you know, what I say is I'm a man why don't I get to hate shit what I'm afraid that's just the government trying to regulate my thoughts and now my thought is a crime and I I mean you know bullshit I'm I'm a grown ass man I get to hate whatever the fuck I want I get to hate Zionism I get to hate Benjamin Netanyahu I get to
Starting point is 00:19:17 hate Israel I get to hate the slaughtering children I get to hate that my foreign policy is is run by another country I get to hate that I live in a system run by blackmail pedophiles uh so yeah i get to hate shit i get hey i get to hate white guys doing taco tuesday yeah yeah you know what they put in there they put uh turkey and manas which is a fucking abomination so yeah it's a lot you know lots of disappointment now uh trump is uh he's he just sent uh destroyers and battleships down to venezuela right yeah because they would they want to have a 50 million dollar bounty on maduro so yeah they put it isn't that funny and yeah because but well uh you know that venezuela has more oil than Saudi Arabia, right? And so as soon as I heard that, I knew there was just a matter of time
Starting point is 00:20:01 before we had to bring their people some democracy. Sure. I mean, we've been gunned for that. America's been going for that for a while. They've been trying to, well, they did succeed temporarily. They overthrew Chavez, I think, but he can't get back in. But that's what this is all about, is that they want his oil at, or Venezuela's oil at dirt cheap prices. And he's not doing that. Plus, they have a different kind of oil, Venezuela. It's a little heavier. So it has it needs a special kind of refinery and then the Koch brothers built these refineries for that oil like
Starting point is 00:20:30 I think in Louisiana or something and then Maduro's like no we're going to charge you more money and they're like fuck it we're going to overthrow you well they get they get the same oil I believe from Canada and Trump's obviously got them some designs on that place yeah yeah I say you know let Alberta
Starting point is 00:20:46 wants to secede from the I know I was doing shows there and like recently and you like you asked the audience and the amount of people who are really like pretty on board with it. It's crazy. Yeah, well, I mean, they're having the same problem up there. I mean, they're run by these people who call themselves liberal, but they're not. They're corporatists. They're globalists. And, you know, they're puppets of the W.E.F. You know, Justin Trudeau. By the way, I was just up in Canada. I did Montreal, Toronto, and I did
Starting point is 00:21:13 Ottawa. What did you do in Toronto? Toronto. Toronto, I did the Royal Theater. Nice. It's nice. And in Ottawa, I actually bumped into Justin Trudeau. I was at a meeting. I was at a meeting of guys who saw the Barbie movie alone. Come on, folks. Come on. These other jokes. Anyway, but they're, you know, they have, they don't have a First Amendment. It's weird to go to places where they don't have a First Amendment. I was just, I just did an Ireland tour and a UK tour.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I was actually going to ask you about the UK stuff because it seems like there's some crazy shit going on. Yeah, yeah, you can't, you can't, there is no freedom. There's no, it's, it's, it's fascist. So it's funny how the people in Europe, they, they say they're fighting fascism and but at the same time they're putting people in jail for speech and for ideas these are thought crimes and like it seems like they're doing an actual like year long sentences too it's not even just like to a couple of years this one woman got three years for uh facebook for
Starting point is 00:22:09 for a post that she deleted yeah and also it's not like she was some giant public figure where you're like a million people saw this it was like yeah your your aunt saw this your few your cousins saw this like it wasn't some viral thing and and they they do it also uh on there's a lot of the anti-Semitism, right? Accusing people. You think that's how they squeak a lot of it in? And yeah, but at the same, so the people who are putting people in jail for anti-Semitic speech
Starting point is 00:22:34 are literally funding Nazis in Ukraine. Isn't that ironic? Right. Yeah, and people, still, my shit-lib friends can't grab, wrap their brain around the fact that, yes, there are legit Nazis. And they're like, yeah, but Zelensky's Jewish. Okay, all right, I guess that's like, yeah. And so, no, it's, it's kind of unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I was over there. I was trying to get arrested. I was trying to get, I was saying. You know what, that's apparently, like, they don't arrest famous people because, you know, they know that it would be a great thing for you. Exactly what you said. So it's like, it doesn't happen to famous people. It happens to, like, you know, some nurse, you know. And then I hear about people when they come back in this country from, and if they're like, you know, journalists to our, you know, anti-Israel or whatever, they'll stop them and then interrogate them at the border.
Starting point is 00:23:22 when they come back in here yeah like max blumenthal got taken for two hours another journalist i know did and i was like oh boy it's gonna it's gonna happen yeah please no i just so i got i kind of feel like that a little bit too like please they're like passport please you accidentally send them you like you like you slide over your phone with your twitter account you go oh i'm sorry do you ask for my twitter or my passport i come in and the guy just says like they don't like you because i have that global entry right and so the i guess they take your picture or something and so as i walk up to the the guy to take my passport doesn't even take it he goes hi james have a good day i'm like you don't
Starting point is 00:23:57 want to see my passport i was like you don't know the shit i've been saying you know nothing not no questions what's on jimmy door almost like it's not you know i'm not badass enough for you yeah they're calling you a pussy like come back next year when you actually put said some crazy shit yeah yeah some real hot takes jimmy you're not a real threat jimmy you're not a threat and i was actually a little i was got no story yeah i guess the government's okay with me yeah So, but it is nuts over there. And, but there's a lot of people like us who, you know, are pushing back against it, too. And so I have a huge following over in Europe and especially in the UK and Ireland, too.
Starting point is 00:24:34 And so there's lots of people that are sick of this. There's a lot of people that are sick of their governments funding genocide, looking the other way. Irish people, especially with that. Yeah, definitely, right? So to me, it feels, okay, so to me recently, it kind of feels like, uh, like, like, Like, tell me your opinion on this, because I feel like I go back and forth, where there, it feels like the tech guys sort of like capture Trump and this and that. And then it feels to me like Trump sort of put the tech guys in the back burner. And he was like, yeah, yeah, I'm not actually, you know, you guys are actually not that important to me.
Starting point is 00:25:07 And I don't think so. Didn't he just? But that's what I was saying. Some people are like, no, it's the opposite. Like the tech guys are running shit. Yeah. But then it feels also I'm like, it feels like the tech guys are like, please do our thing, Trump. And he's kind of like, yeah, I'm a banning guy.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I don't care what the tech guys think. Well, I mean, he's kind of given over the country to Palantir, and, you know, he's, if it was possible to ramp up the surveillance state, he's doing it. And so these, the ICE protests in Los Angeles and stuff like that is just a reason for him to keep doing that and ramping it up. And, you know, Trump is not, he's not the freedom fighter or the, you know, the guy who's going to bring you safeguard liberties. That's not doing any of that. It was like, it was kind of like a trendy thing to say at the time, maybe. Yeah, well, it's, you know, again, it's that I'm for speech I like. Yeah. That's what. what Trump is all about. But, you know, there's the, the whole thing about, since the Patriot Act, they've been called the government, has been, and Edward Snowden taught us this, that the government's been collecting every text, every email, every Google search, every phone call you make. And so this idea that we live under our Constitution is bullshit. We don't live in a democracy. We live in an oligarchy. And that was proven by a Princeton study over 10 years now. And so that's why it's
Starting point is 00:26:18 so funny when, you know, you hear the Democrats were out, democracy's on the ballot. It's not out of just another puppet of the international globalist oligarchies on the ballot, that's all. And Trump was the same way. Yeah. I mean, you see, when you see Trump pushing Benjamin in his chair in for him,
Starting point is 00:26:34 oh my God, once she's just get down and blow him, it's like it unbelievable. And yeah, again, don't be, don't be your phone, huh? It's not my phone. Oh, you know what, that might, maybe that's my phone, I'm sorry. I think it might be, and... Oh, you know, I will say this, though. You know how I was disappointed that I didn't get I didn't get hassled coming back
Starting point is 00:26:54 into the country? The last time I was in Italy and I gave a speech I gave a speech at the UN at the UN Security Council and was on the anniversary of the Nord Stream Pipeline bombing, right? Which we did that, the United States, the CIA. And so I made it and so
Starting point is 00:27:14 when on the plane ride home, I had my computer open. and all of a sudden it pops up, it says, your iCloud account is now controlled by MacBook the. And I was like, what does this even mean? I don't know my MacBook, the. And so when I get off the plane, I call my tech guy. This tech guy used to work in the...
Starting point is 00:27:36 Hunterbun's laptop guy. Yeah, no, no, he used to work in the military as a codebreaker and stuff. And so I called him, and I told him what happened, and he goes, oh, that has two. two-step authentication, right? I go, yeah, he goes, Jimmy, even I couldn't do that. He goes, this isn't a person. He said, this is a state, this is a government. You think they were trying to Glenn Greenwald you?
Starting point is 00:27:58 It was, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, of course they want to get something on you. Of course that's what they were. And so I sent them my computer and I send them my phone. And he said, yeah, you got hacked with this thing called Pegasich, which was invented by the Mossad. And so they don't need, you don't need to click on anything for them to get
Starting point is 00:28:18 access you don't need to open an email all they need is your phone number and they can get in and they did and they got in and that's it and so i sent it to him and goes yeah this is a state actor so who knows that i don't know what was it ukraine was it the united states go was it the cia was it the mozad but somebody did so at least i'm doing so yeah yeah yeah yeah you live in lye right so yeah do they is it like real with all like the military all the stuff like how they're oh trump's like sending in like the whatever national guard like are they really out there yeah i mean they're down i mean they're not and where I go. They were downtown. They were in MacArthur Park and stuff.
Starting point is 00:28:51 And it was just a show of force for no reason. And I don't... Yeah, apparently he's talking about Senator in Chicago. Chicago now is next. Yeah. So, I always thought, isn't there's a thing called the Posse Cometatis Act, which means you can't use the military for policing? You're asking the wrong guy.
Starting point is 00:29:07 You're going to have to tell me about that. And so I don't know, I mean, but I guess there must be some kind of legal loophole that he's, I guess if he declares an emergency. Well, that's what everything he does is, You just like with all the tariffs and everything, he says, this is a national emergency. And the moment you say there's a national emergency, the president has all these powers that he can just bypass Congress. Even Ron Paul is it. So I didn't know, again, the tariff thing, like, I'm not an economist.
Starting point is 00:29:31 I don't know. And he's saying it's about bringing manufacturing and his Treasury Secretary Besson is about bringing manufacturing back to America. And this is what's going to do it. And the middle class has been hollowed out. And I'm like, well, hey, at least there's a politician bringing this stuff up. And nobody else has a plan to bring manufacturing back to America. So I was like, well, I'll let it play out, you know, see how it goes. And he did get a great deal with the European Union, Ursula Vandelin, rolled right over for him.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And he gets to put a 15% tariff on all that stuff. So Europe knows they got a bad deal on that. And I don't know, I think they still have to ratify it in the European Union, but Ursula Vandlin, she committed to it. So that is, I guess, that's a good thing, I guess. And he also did stop the war between Armenia. and Azerbaijan, which I don't understand that he doesn't talk about that every day because I heard him talking about recently. He goes, I stopped 10 wars.
Starting point is 00:30:22 He was like, yeah, yeah. He was earlier, he's like, and I was at U.N., and the France guy bumped into the Germany guy, that could have been a war, so I stopped that. He's like, I also thought about bombing someone, then I decided not to, so there's when I stopped. Stopped it. So, yeah, but in general, it's been a huge, well, the whole point was you wanted to end those wars and invest the money back in the United States, and instead, what he did was he just take another $200 billion and gave it to the weapons manufacturers.
Starting point is 00:30:49 And without an audit on the Pentagon, right? Hey, they can't pass an audit. I know it'll fix it. Give another $200 billion. Give them a quarter trillion dollars. Let's see if that was... Maybe they just need some money to do a good audit. And so, again, I don't think there's any way we can vote our way out of this.
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Starting point is 00:34:26 that you know people were so outraged and a lot of comedians got what they had a political awakening when Trump got elected and they started speaking out and I would say to them like you know my deal is what do you think led people to vote for Donald Trump right A lot of people who voted for Bernie Sanders ended up voting for Donald Trump. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:34:44 You know, 44% of Hispanics voted for Donald Trump allowed, you know, what is it, 18% of blacks voted for him. And what do you think this is? It's because when Barack Obama had two terms, he governed like John McCain. He wasn't a departure from George Bush. He was an extension of George Bush. He didn't, he took us from two wars to seven. He made sure the bankers got their bailouts. He made sure the bankers got their bonuses while he kicked 5.1 million families out of their houses.
Starting point is 00:35:08 He gave us a right-wing health care plan without a public. option. He said he promised I won't give you a health care plan without a public option. No public option. And his health care plan, by the way, was written at the Heritage Foundation, the same place that came up with Project 2025, right? With everybody was freaking out about during the last election. So, yeah. And so he went on and he was, you know, he was, he was the poster boy for Wall Street. He was anti-worker, just like the Joe Biden crushing the railroad union strike. So no matter who you vote for, you're going to get a corporatist who's beholden to the donor class. And, you know, people would used to tell me, well, you, Jimmy, you think
Starting point is 00:35:46 there's a secret cabal of people that have secret meetings that are running everything. And I'm like, it's not a secret. It's called a session of Congress. When Congress gets together, do you think they're doing the bidding of students and elderly and workers and the sick people? No, they're doing the bidding of the goddamn donor class, which runs each party. And the billionaire, by the way, Democrats had more billionaire donors than Trump did both times. Yeah. I mean, that's how Biden got basically kicked out is they just were like we're not giving you that's right until you get rid of them that's it it's just like all these billionaires are like tell george cluny that to tell joe brian and then joe bine's like i don't know who george cluny is and then that was a problem
Starting point is 00:36:21 in itself and so that i mean to me that's i mean look at occupy wall street happened under barraq obama all the dapple all that stuff and uh you know again he did ramp up the warmish he did chelsea manning and tried to find a way to prosecute uh julian asan so trump actually started that and then Joe Biden continued it. So it's a uniparty. So, and all those billionaires that donate to both parties that you think that they're fighting each other. No, they all work together behind the scenes.
Starting point is 00:36:50 They all have the same shared interests. And so that's why we live in an oligarchy. It's a uniparty and it's real and don't fall for it. There's no way to vote our way out of this. So the only thing I think that can really save this country. I mean, really, the debt is now at 37 trillion. It might be 38.
Starting point is 00:37:06 A trillion. We had a trillion dollar. print a trillion dollars in debt every hundred days. Yeah. And it would be one thing if they were taking that money and like, oh, you know what we're going to do? We're going to build high speed rails for it. We're going to take a trillion dollars, build high speed rails. Hey, we're going to take a trillion dollars and build
Starting point is 00:37:22 drug treatment centers. We're going to take a billion, a trillion dollars and we're going to build affordable housing for everybody. We're going to take a trillion dollars and fix the bridges. We're going to take a trillion dollars. Or just pay back the debt with the trillion. Yeah. They're not, but we don't get anything for it. So we just get a trillion dollars in debt and that goes right.
Starting point is 00:37:38 to the war machine and that goes to pay interest and we don't get there we don't see anything for it and consequently our our country's still spiraling into a shithole and nobody seems to have a real plan to fix it so uh i was you know like when trump with the homeless recently right so trump says he's going to uh he's going to evict the homeless and i was like hey you know what somebody beat you to it they already evicted what are you're going to double evict you you know you're outside get outside more and it's like going into prison you watch it i going to lock you up it's it so uh but at least you know so and the way of course he's doing it uh it seems like uh they're going to build these prisons and they're going to put start you know
Starting point is 00:38:18 criminalizing homelessness that's what it's what it seems like that's what it looks like i would like to see a but again at least he's putting uh the the the subject on the front burner nobody else has a plan nobody has a certain not one politician ever brings up uh in their campaign this is how i'm going to fix homelessness where where is it where's the homelessness fix It ain't coming. And, by the way, is this something. Or it's like more money to the organization. Or it's on a more local level.
Starting point is 00:38:44 So what they do is they give, like in California, they just spent $24 billion in the last five years on homelessness. They can't tell you where the money went. And what it does is it goes to this, they call it the homelessness industrial complex, right? So there's all these NGOs, non-government organizations, charities. And so, you know, the government will give them a million or two or $100 million. And then they fill it with their pockets. And they give contracts out to their relatives.
Starting point is 00:39:08 and our neighbors and their friends. And if they fix homelessness, then they're out of a job. Well, I always think it's funny that you'll see, like, guys, I kind of follow people sometimes, like, you know, real estate guys or this and that. And there's a lot of real estate guys. They'll be like, the number one hack in real estate is you, you know, you buy these low-income houses, and then you put the tenant in. The government will actually give you double the money.
Starting point is 00:39:27 So you can actually get, you have seven, you put seven people in a house. You're walking away with, like, $20,000 for a small single family, like, blah, and you're just like, it is funny that it's very, like, matter-of-fact, but you're just like, this doesn't seem like, should be happening you know what I mean yeah uh they're like it's the number one scam the government i mean what do you what do you think was this gonna happen with this country i don't dude i was kind of thinking this yesterday well you know when trumped the deal with like intel and they're like okay he's like nationalizing parts of that company and i was kind of people were like arguing oh
Starting point is 00:39:55 this is actually socialist and this actually and i was kind of like in my mind i was like okay the way that he's sort of like trying to make deals and the way that he's not looking that as like the government owning it or not owning and it's like it's not socialist or he invented like a new type of government that's just like all about trying to make these like deals whether they're communists or like it's irrelevant he's basically like a new type of government where you run like a country like a hotel chain yeah i mean they've done it before with like we do you know great financial crisis or whatever where they're taking huge stakes in these companies in but these were in return for loans he's essentially shaking them down like with the intel one but isn't
Starting point is 00:40:31 you know yeah he was like talking shit about the CEO basically being like this guy needs to resign and then the next day gets a 10% staking like this is the greatest CEO in america like this guy's the best right and he's like telling saying he needs to resign the day before i mean isn't that the precursor to fascism was when the government and corporations get together i mean isn't that yeah i don't i was trying to think like what is the point i think it's a new type of government yeah like what is the point because obviously like a 10% stake but i'm sure like at some point you're like well i don't know if like the in communism it's probably a hundred percent like if there's some demarcating line where you go yeah this is we're starting to get
Starting point is 00:41:08 creeping closer to that but if you were a company you do get like they okay they have we have we're giving them all this money why don't we have some stake in the action like of course yeah it's like not really coming from a place that like fits any of the normal ways we look at it they gave everybody money during covid they give all the businesses money during covid oh yeah so yeah everybody got money so um what i mean they could have a stake in it so then then we just turn into china right so yeah um it's not good and you know what's funny to me is when i hear people say that oh you know if trump gets elected fascism fascism's coming fascism coming fascism is better for a long goddamn time and there's nothing more fascistic than a government mandating you take an experimental medical treatment
Starting point is 00:41:49 or you can't go to work or you can't travel or you can't go to school that is fucking nazi shit making you take uh experimental medical treatment that is there's nothing more fascistic than that fascism's been here it's here yeah and now we have to fight to get our way out of it it's not like it might come it's fucking here yeah and we live in a police state and they like I said at the start of this conversation they have every email
Starting point is 00:42:11 telephone call you make they have every text they can they store it right and there's buildings in every city that where they store that stuff and so fascism's here you don't you don't have we don't live under a constitution we live under some kind of weird oligarchy and
Starting point is 00:42:25 things are way worse than people think and it's not because of just because of Trump, put it that way. If Trump wasn't here, we'd still have the same shit, we'd have, they'd just fighting someone else to do the same guy that stuff. And Trump was the perfect dupe or the perfect tool of the surveillance state because, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:43 he came in against all that shit and his following and his followers he's the perfect, like, you know, like Barack Obama, right? He was able to bail out the banks and screw the people because his, and expand the wars. But if John McCain did
Starting point is 00:42:59 that people would revolt, right? The left would revolt. But Barack Obama put the left to sleep. So they figure out a way to, yeah, like socialize the losses and privatize the gains. And Trump is doing the same thing with the surveillance state and ramping up the war machine to the right. Like he calms them down instead of them because they're supposed to be against that stuff. And a lot of them are. Believe me, I was at that rescue of the republic rally they had before the election.
Starting point is 00:43:25 And I looked at it as more of a free speech thing. when I use my time to get up there and talk about Palestine. And if you're not for the free speech of Palestinian protesters, then you're not for free speech. And there's a lot of MAGA people that were in the audience that were cheering. And they were holding up actually free Palestinians. It's kind of like a split on both sides. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:45 So it's, you know what's funny is when you hear people say, you know, those college protesters protesting for Palestine? They don't even know what they're protesting. You heard that, right? And it's a good thing they don't. Some of them don't. Because if they did, if they did know, they'd be fucking right. So it's a good thing they don't, right?
Starting point is 00:44:04 So, yeah, I don't, I really, I hate to be a pessimist, but I always like to have hope. You know, like when they were trying to, I was being interviewed by Chris Hedges and I was like, you know, I have to have hope. You know, somebody's trying to kill Trump. So that gives me hope, meaning that the deep state I thought was against him. But he just shut down the, it turns out it's just different factions of the deep state we're fighting against. against each other and you know he closed down the the butler pennsylvania assassination attempt that there's no investigation into that it's all it's all over just one crazy guy who's just some some crazy kid who had no footprint on social media right they burned his body five seconds after
Starting point is 00:44:43 they shot him and had nothing to talk about his his dad was into like psychology sciops and shit is in a black rock commercial yeah he's in a black rock commercial yeah that's like i love those little like nuggets here you go here you go on this wild goose chase for the next 10 years, guys. Here you go. This guy's in a black rock commercial. Any more information? Nope, nothing.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Just on the fact that that isn't a bigger reg flag for people. Like, why are you shutting down that investigation? There's so many, so many goddamn questions about that. The fact that Trump, I mean, definitely the fact that Trump is like, you're not interested in this? No kidding. You're like, the guy who got shot is like, and is now the president? You're like, you're not being like, yo, this is the first thing we're doing, let
Starting point is 00:45:23 alone, like, and didn't that guy have, like, they had like, signal, he had like, signal contacts or something, people like overseas. Like, Thomas Matthew Crooks or whatever. And they're just like, yeah, it's just like, yeah, not interested. It's all good. And then they found out he was making the rounds like where the CIA headquarters is and the NSA and shit like that. They had somehow tracked his cell phone.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I don't know, something like that. And there's so many questions. And the fact that he shut it down, super suspicious. And it just made me realize, okay, Trump is part of it. He's not, of course, you know, the joke I used to do. But the first time he got elected was he was going to drain the swamp. And he did. and then shit, he found his cabinet right at the bottom.
Starting point is 00:45:59 And so, you know, here we are again, people like Cash Patel and Dan Bongino who screamed about the Epstein list and said, He had merch. Don't. That's a funny thing. Dan Bojino had literally Epstein didn't kill himself much. And as soon as they get in power, that's it. You know, I mean, Judge Napolitano talked about it.
Starting point is 00:46:20 He had a conversation with Trump right before he left office. And he asked him, how can we didn't release the JFK, And he said, well, if you would have seen what I've seen, you would know why I can't. And I'm like, well, what the fuck did he see? Yeah. What is this, right? It's like that Bill Hicks bit, remember? He used to say, whenever somebody gets elected, they take him into a room and they show
Starting point is 00:46:40 him a video or a film. This is a Pruder film from a different angle. They show him a film of the Kennedy assassination from a totally different angle you've never seen before. And then they slip it off and go, any questions? Yeah. And so it seems like something like that happened. And I'm sure, you know, I mean, he should be afraid.
Starting point is 00:46:56 for his life. I mean, anybody trying to tell the truth they either put you in jail or they try to kill you. You know, Imran Khan in Pakistan, he stood up against NATO and said the people in Pakistan don't want we don't want wars and they immediately put him in jail. I mean, that's what they do, right? And
Starting point is 00:47:10 it's called lawfare and it's what's funny to me is like, so they just raided John Bolton's house. Fantastic. Right, that guy, I'm so glad somebody's going after that guy. He's on like the OG warmonger, is it? Yeah, and they're saying, I mean, people used to boo him when he was in the Bush administration when he would walk down the street, right? So
Starting point is 00:47:29 that's the kind of maniac he is. But people are saying, oh, this is political retribution, what's doing? Yeah, what the fuck do you think you guys have been doing since he got elected the first time? You did Russiagate, you did two impeachments, you did four bullshit lawsuits against him. Rated Marlago. You raided his house, and then the FBI staged this crime scene. That's why, and so that's why it got dismissed the FBI. So the Democrats opened the door for this shit. Yeah, maybe this is political. Maybe it's not. We have to find, I'm sure John Bolton's doing fucking shady shit, right? And at the same time that they raided Donald Trump's house for the classified documents he was supposed to have,
Starting point is 00:48:06 they found classified documents in Joe Biden's garage next to his Corvette. And but the guy's- Biden's got a Corvette. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, you've never seen him? He puts the shades on, the aviators. That's right.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Wouldn't have struck me as a Corvette guy. Oh, come on. He's a real, man. He's a priest's classic, man. So, I mean, that's what, and that's why it took so long for them to, impeached Trump the first time they had to find a crime that they weren't also guilty of. So he paused a shipment of weapons to Ukraine and that was it. But again, it's a uniparty.
Starting point is 00:48:37 They're all corrupt. And again, I wish I had, I'm kind of losing the energy to do my show, right? Because my show, I always had hope. I always had, well, if I get the word out and we get enough people and the only thing I think that can save this country is it's got to come from the grassroots, but it's got to come from workers. It's got to come from unions. The problem is a lot of big unions are also corrupt. They're in bed with the oligarchs.
Starting point is 00:49:00 And, you know, I always point to Christian Smalls when he started the first Amazon union on Staten Island. And that was a black guy who was able to organize Trump voters against the man because they shared a common enemy. And that's my message, right? Is that the establishment has been since forever great at divide and conquer. And that's what they do, right? And that everything is divide and conquer. and they get you to hate your neighbor, even with immigration. I try to tell people, you know, they go,
Starting point is 00:49:27 well, an illegal immigrant took my job. I'm like, no, if your job was given to an illegal immigrant, that means a capitalist billionaire or a corporation took your job and gave it to someone who was poorer in a more desperate situation than you, so they are easier to control. And that's who to, but they want you to be angry at the immigrant. I'd do the same fucking thing. If I was poor in another country, by the way.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Maybe not the immigrant, but you could make a case that they'd be angry at the politicians That's what I'm telling. Be angry at the system. Be angry at the politicians who created this open board. Be angry at the politicians who put sanctions on Venezuela so we could crush their economy because they want the people to rise up against Maduro. But they make them so different that seven million desperate that seven million Venezuelans left Venezuela because we are fucking putting these crushing sanctions on them.
Starting point is 00:50:14 And so we're creating the refugee crisis. Whether it's, you know, bombing Libya, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Yemen, the Sudan. Somalia, Venice, wherever, no matter what it is, we're creating those problems, we're creating those refugees. So come together. Don't be angry at another worker. Come together with the workers against the establishment because we all have a common enemy. And that's the message of my show. We'll be right back. Kind of to point that you were saying where it feels like, sometimes I feel like that with the war stuff where you're like, it's been going on forever and you're kind of like, it just feels a little
Starting point is 00:50:49 hopeless. I've also thought, I mean, someone else said this in, they were like, I think it was when Vietnam was happening. They were like, at one point, it was like 75% of people were against this. All of the, every artist, every musician, every, you know, personality was against this, and none of it mattered. You know what I mean? No, it doesn't seem to, it doesn't really seem to matter. Again, your vote doesn't matter. It doesn't count. On the thing, on certain things it does, but not on the, you know, on the non-negotiables. Yeah, like, so let's say Zoloff Mondavi gets in and he he might start a grocery store that's run by the government I can't wait for that
Starting point is 00:51:25 free food no I'm just gonna be rubber neck in that thing all the time to see how much a disaster it is I mean he might do a rent freeze but so did Cuomo I'm pretty sure I mean so it's it's gonna become around on the edges it's never the real thing he's still gonna be a Democrat I bet he I bet he endorses Richie Torres he already took a picture with Richie Torres right the biggest APEC Zionist simp in the world And so
Starting point is 00:51:49 There's no one better I mean Adams I don't know if you saw There's like some hilarious stuff with him Like recently His like one of his like AIDS They had a reporter
Starting point is 00:51:59 And they tried to bribe them By giving like a potato chip A potato chip I was like Dude this is in politics It's so funny And then they go no she's She's Chinese
Starting point is 00:52:07 That's just how That's their custom If you saw what they said When they asked her about it They're like what And she goes Oh no please please Please just let it go
Starting point is 00:52:15 I'm good person I just, this custom and my custom to give reporters money. Yeah, yeah, that was quite a, yeah. Yeah, so you go, that's who he's up against. But you know what? Just not to change the subject, but you're talking about naked gun. And I saw your bit about Happy Gilmore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Oh, God, that was so goddamn funny. That was really funny. But I just want, you're like, I can't speak the Sandler's name in vain, but as a white guy. Well, I never actually had never seen Happy Gilmore. Gilmore, right? Even the first one. So I went back and I watched it. I liked it.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Yeah, the first one was great. And then I watched the second one and I liked it too. Oh, you were of your fan? I mean, maybe I was in a good mood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, maybe I, because I like the people in it. I don't know. I thought it was fun.
Starting point is 00:53:02 It's not that the John Daly thing was kind of was very funny. John Daly thing was the best part. Yeah, yeah. So there was, I thought there was, you know, I thought Nick Swartson as the guy. Swartson's the man. But the, first of all, the second half where, like where they basically took the they took the ligament out of the people
Starting point is 00:53:20 and it was just like it was so ridiculous yeah it was ridiculously funny that's what I thought I thought yeah yeah that was funny yeah that's kind of a crazy idea well you're not going to catch me trash and Sandler publicly I gotta watch this movie you got the wrong guy man I also agree it was great Ryan loves the cobbler Jack and Jill Cobbler was the best one I've never seen Ryan more
Starting point is 00:53:44 out about anything to move. The cobbler was fucking nuts. He goes he goes downstairs and the shoe shop he works at and he realizes if he puts people's shoes on he can be turned into them. I didn't see.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I get this. Nobody saw that one but Ryan, but uh, that's all it takes. That's a Sandler deep cut right there is the cobbler. Cobbler's fucking nuts. That was like movie six of like a six picture deal
Starting point is 00:54:08 kind of deal where he just kind of had to get it in out like right in the wire. When did that come out? 15 years ago. Okay, okay, all right. Anyway, that was a hilarious guy. I watched that sketch over and over and over. It's funny.
Starting point is 00:54:21 It was really funny. It inspired me. It made me want to do sketches. Really? Oh, for sure. Yeah, for sure. There's people, I have these hilarious employees, right? You guys do some funny, like, you guys do funny stuff.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Like, you have a lot of people, you know, the call-ins and stuff like that with different characters. And Misha Paulin and Chris Keen, they do these funny, hilarious sketches. They have this new sketch right now about this great new diet loss, diet for weight loss it's called the Gaza diet and people got mad at it you shouldn't be making fun of it
Starting point is 00:54:51 and it's like yeah that's what you should be doing you see you have to if you don't laugh you cry it's hilarious anyway I know you're just like in your opinion it's like you shouldn't be making fun of this like you shouldn't be doing it yeah how about that how about you should yeah I mean satire is the best thing for
Starting point is 00:55:05 I guess a genocide you know what do you mind if we actually just a little like sort of more in depth in the war stuff because I feel like we were sort of a little bit talking about actually where it's at with Ukraine and Russia and Trump meeting or whatever and I kind of felt the same as you were saying
Starting point is 00:55:20 where I was just like it feels like it's kind of just going to keep going on for a while like I don't know where do you think the like any probably like Israel, Palestine too I was going to ask about that second but like do you think there is like chance this actually gets wrapped up in any way or is it just going to be like goes on forever
Starting point is 00:55:36 and then eventually ends with Russia in a better position and Ukraine in a worst position and kind of what people like maybe were saying the whole time. When the war started, immediately, I said this war is going to end exactly how Putin wants it to end. There's no doubt about it, and that's exactly how it's ending. I know, Putin right
Starting point is 00:55:52 now is not going to give up those territories, and Zelinsky says we're not going to agree to a peace deal if we have to give up land. Well, you're going to have to you lost the war. That's what happens when you go, you lost the fucking war, and you're losing, and you lost over a million people, and now they're grabbing 60-year-olds off the fucking street and throwing them in vans.
Starting point is 00:56:09 60. They raise a, yeah. So that's how bad is over there. And the people in Ukraine, by the way, just to cover this, they did a survey overwhelmingly, like 73% or something. Oh, and like switched in the last couple of years. Yeah, they want the war to end. They're done with it, right? And but Zelensky can't let
Starting point is 00:56:24 the war end. And wars kind of be in general, don't they kind of just always become less popular as time goes on to once they stretch out more and more? You would hope. You would hope they do. I mean, how is it not, you know, everyone knows a person who's dead and you're still like, let's fucking keep it. I mean, I was still
Starting point is 00:56:40 you know, I was still gung-ho for the Afghanistan than more after 20 years. This is the year. This is our year. This is it. Finally seal the deal. We're going to kill those Caliban and take it over. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:51 So that was another thing. As soon as that war started, everybody said, we're not winning this because they're not going home. They are home. The Taliban's not leaving. And soon as we leave, they're going to take it. That's exactly what's fucking happened. And, but again, that war, as Julian Assad says,
Starting point is 00:57:05 wars are not to be one, meant to be one. They're meant to be ongoing. And it's about a transfer of wealth from, the taxpayers to the international security state and that's what these wars are about and if it wasn't for the you know Eisenhower was the one who warned us about the undue influence of the
Starting point is 00:57:22 military industrial complex he wasn't fucking kidding yeah and so here we are this is what it looks like at endless wars all the time and and they got you like when they got Barack Obama and nothing to show for it and not a damn thing well Russia might have something to show for it and so yeah right
Starting point is 00:57:38 Russia might have a bunch of new territory Russia is stronger than they've ever been their dollars stronger than it was. And we did the thing that everybody warned us against, from Henry Kissinger to Nome Chomsky, and everybody in between said, don't poke the bear and push them closer to China. And that's exactly what we did. So now they're buddy buddies with China. And the petro dollar went away. I don't know if you know they didn't renew it. And so now a Saudi, which is kind of underpins our currency. And that's why our dollar is the reserve currency of the world because everybody who wants to trade, every country, they have to trade in U.S. dollars.
Starting point is 00:58:10 but now they're getting rid of... So if that goes... You should think you should be worried about bricks in the new currency. Yes, bricks, right? So that's Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa. But then there's like 25 other countries that weren't joining into bricks, too. And so as soon as they figure out a way
Starting point is 00:58:25 to get around the United States dollar as the reserve currency, we're fucked. And that's why they... The whole point about Libya, right? When Barack Obama bombed Libya and overthrew it, of course, they say, oh, he's killing his own people. They say it all the time. Saddam's killing his own people
Starting point is 00:58:42 Assad is killing his own people Gaddafi's killing his own Gaddafi was the best leader in Africa right he brought he he brought water to the desert made it into farmland it's called the seventh wonder of the world guess what we did we bombed it with depleted uranium so we
Starting point is 00:58:58 poisoned their fucking water that's what we did and we turned the was the most successful country in all of Africa and he wanted to unite Africa and have one common currency which would compete with the euro and the dollar and And that was it. They're like, no, we got to bring their people some democracy.
Starting point is 00:59:14 And so they killed them. They overthrew their government. And they turned one of the most successful countries in all of Europe into a failed state with open slave markets and run by terrorists. Just like when they did this. So the Syria war, I would always say, hey, if you get rid of Assad, who do you think's going to take over? The fucking al-Qaeda is going to take over.
Starting point is 00:59:31 And that's exactly what happened. The guy who's running Syria right now, the State Department had a $10 million bounty on his head for the last 10 years. And then all of a sudden, oh, no, he's a lot. our buddy. Trump's calling him a good young man because he took off his terrorist garb and he put out a Brooks brother suit. I remember that. Yeah. And now, oh, no, he said, he's a good guy. And now, and he does what we say, essentially. Yeah. And he wants to work with, it turns out he wants to work with Israel. Isn't that something how ISIS and al-Qaeda and it ever attack Israel? Isn't
Starting point is 00:59:57 that kind of it? It's almost like they were invented by him. Anyway, I have not saying that they were, but they were. Dude, I heard a guy saying recently that he was like, the people had the CIA, they didn't like the Mossad guys, because every time they'd bring a present, they would have, it would be bugged. of course he was like they would literally every time
Starting point is 01:00:14 they'd come with like oh here's a plant for you he was just like he was like it sounded like it was a cartoon where they just
Starting point is 01:00:19 keep coming in with like here's some sunglasses for you just kept giving the fucking wired up thing is that true uh
Starting point is 01:00:26 of course I heard uh I just heard this story by this X CIA guy uh he talked about how he had friends
Starting point is 01:00:33 who were working uh in Israel for the government you know us government and uh we got there
Starting point is 01:00:39 they had a like a welcoming party and when they were at this welcoming party the Mossad went to their house and they rearranged all the furniture, right? That's like one of the psychological games they play and then... Wait, why? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:52 And then another time... You get to their house and then just like move things around and then you're like, did you move things? They're like, no. Yeah, and then another... Like a lot? Like they totally rearranged or everything's just like slightly off? I don't... I think it's a lot. I've got him a guess a lot. And then they also
Starting point is 01:01:07 they also like to one person he said that they went to their house and they took shits and all their toilets so this is the kind of crazy shit and they massage is doing upper deckers
Starting point is 01:01:19 hitting everybody with an upper deckers and then they there was like so then they were leaving and there was like a going away party when we were at that party the Mossad went to their house
Starting point is 01:01:29 and when they got home their dog was under the table whimpering and they had cut the dog's tail off and that one's less fun yeah and it's like that's the kind of shit they do and yeah so the massage Yeah, the CIA people do hate the fucking, well, I mean, the rink and file.
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Starting point is 01:05:39 Prescription required. See website for details, restrictions, and important safety information. Things are worse than the, our system really is run by a bunch of blackmail pedophiles. And that's, and don't think that Jeffrey Epstein was the only thing. I mean, you know, Tony Podesta, John Podesta's brother, hanging in his. his foyer in his house is a painting of child rape, right? Do you know about that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Yeah. I mean, I know I've heard it, but I don't. I've seen it. What's their argument that they're just like, we're into wacky art? There's no argument. I don't, I haven't heard any, I haven't heard any argument, but it was like the painting was like made by a girl who was molested. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Yeah. And then she made all this art. Yeah. And the, yeah, it's like a, maybe I'm making up things that I didn't hear, but it was like, Was the idea that they're just like, well, we'll buy all our art, so that keeps her silent? Is that part of it? I wouldn't doubt if that's part of it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:06:34 It kind of feels like that would be like, why are they buying all this girl's art? And you're like, well, then she'll shut up if we give her $10 million in the form of art purchases. Now I'm just making up considerations. I mean, that is a lot of the art market. I've had people on my show who were M.K. Ultrad. Really? Yeah. And have given congressional testimony and they name names.
Starting point is 01:06:55 And they're talked about Gerald Ford. they talked about all of everybody that's like how long were they in for someone who's mk altered like this woman was uh her father got caught running drugs and uh when she was a kid and so that's how they got her right so uh he had to like give her over and that happened and so it wasn't until she was like i don't know 30 or something like that and then she somehow got out of it and uh so she and her brains fried mk ultra's a real thing it's that's for i think that one's even i don't think it's been denied on their end at this point is it? I don't know. No, no, no, it's
Starting point is 01:07:30 been confirmed. Confirmed? Yeah, yeah, for sure. So, I don't think... And they just go, sorry. And don't, yeah. It was the 70s. Actually, you give me one minute. I'm going to be right back. Oh, okay. Oh, anyways, yeah, it's just like legitimately. Do you think there's like an MK Ultra program right now?
Starting point is 01:07:48 Yeah, I was just going to say, don't think that that ended. I think I, my theory is that it's, the current MK. Ultra is being done via social media. that's that that is the like they're really like testing experiments with like you know well they content and things like that in terms of like you know they got everybody to take a vaccine that wasn't a vaccine actually i want to ask you because i was gonna i don't know if you've seen this because you had a vaccine injury right so i don't know there's this chart that's been making
Starting point is 01:08:17 the rounds the past couple days it's from the st louis fed and it's the amount of the number of disabled americans over the age of 16 you know what i'm talking about and basically if you look at the graph it was like slowly kind of creeping up 2020 it dips for some reason February to June 2020 it dips like 2 million which I don't really understand unless maybe those people died
Starting point is 01:08:40 I don't know and then a huge spike June 2020 to today it's like plus 7 million yeah this is real and what people don't realize is that they literally had to change the definition of a vaccine was to make the COVID shot to be a vaccine. It's not a vaccine. And what was my other point? Oh, one in 800. So when they had the swine flu, one in 100,000 people had an adverse
Starting point is 01:09:12 event from it. They pulled it, right? Yeah. And then when they had this, there was another flu vaccine like in the 98, that one in 10,000 people had an adverse event. They pulled it. one in 800 people who get a jab have an adverse event from I mean a major adverse event from the COVID shot and it's still being recommended and that you see the COVID was such an eye-opener for how corrupt our medical system is from our medical journals they're all corrupted they're all take big pharma money from your to down to your down to your own pharmacy right they people wouldn't give you uh wouldn't give you our ivermectin because they were getting letters from the government and threatening them because the government because the
Starting point is 01:09:53 I think getting the kids hooked on like 80, HD medicine is like the craziest thing of our generation. Well, how about 72 shots for the vaccine schedule? Then that. How about that? 72 is something else, man. That's how many virgins you get. Coincidence? I think not.
Starting point is 01:10:11 How about the, you know, the first vaccine they give a baby? It's the hepatitis. Gay vaccine. The one that RFK always says he goes, is what you give to prostitutes. Yeah. It's the only way you can, it's the, it's a, it's the first thing. It's for the hepatitis C, I think, vaccine, and the only way you get it is through intravenous drug use or unprotected sex.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Why are you giving that to a baby? Yeah. Why would you at least wait until somebody's 18 years old to give them that? Why would, if that works, if it works, why would you do that to a baby? So anyway, the whole thing is, yeah, the complete corruption of the medical field. And, you know, you talk about his MK Ultra. Now they got people to wear masks when there was no science behind it. They got people to do lockdowns and close their businesses.
Starting point is 01:10:53 there was never any science behind that. They got people to take this vaccine. It didn't stop contraction. It didn't stop transmission. They lied and said it did. They said if you got that vaccine, boom, it stops the vaccine. And who said it? Everybody, from Fauci to the president, to Rachel Maddow to Chris Cuomo, every motherfucker, every
Starting point is 01:11:09 news article. They all said that. And then they all memory. Oh, no, no, no. Nobody ever said that. And then I'll show, I've had my friend say, nobody ever said it stopped transmission, Jimmy. And I'm like, I'll show him a video. I said it.
Starting point is 01:11:20 They all said it. And they'll go, oh, yeah. Well, that was before they knew. I'm like, but no, no, you said nobody said it. Yeah. So why do you think you said nobody said it? Because you heard somebody on TV say we never said it, and you fucking repeated it. So you're being-
Starting point is 01:11:33 It does work, you know? It's, yeah. If you kind of just tell- I mean, that's just said something, he goes, yeah, I never said that. Yeah. Oh, I guess he never said it. Yeah. And he's still out there, you know, wanting credit for Operation Warp Speed.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Although I think I read yesterday, maybe a couple of days ago that they are potentially, like, removing all the COVID vaccines in the U.S. Like they're kind of, I don't know of getting rid of it or they're not, how do you think RFKs do it? So they reduce the recommendations for children and pregnant women and stuff like that. So they're still, they're still recommending it, I think, for people with comorbidities and people over 65. Yeah. But there are some medical organizations that are still recommending it for pregnant women, pregnant women.
Starting point is 01:12:18 There's no long-term studies on any of the shit. You don't do that. that's medical malpractice that's fucking evil what they're doing and they're doing it so so funny because we're both in canada and in canada right now they're like there's a new vaccine out it's great everybody take it yeah i mean and so you weren't ever supposed to do your own research right what are you doing don't do your own research you've heard comedians say that you've heard everybody say that and i my joke is that uh you have a girlfriend's one of those do your own research people you tell her you're at tim's house now she checks
Starting point is 01:12:45 starts going through your phone because you do one of those do your own research people That's funny. That's funny. It's like, you know, you wouldn't tell somebody, my joke is you wouldn't tell somebody not to do your own research or question authority on any other subject, no matter how trivial. Hey, I'm going to go buy a car. Don't look into it. Yeah. Don't look into it.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Well, how am I going to know what kind of card to buy? Ask the salesman. He's the expert. And there we are. And they tell you don't do, don't do your own research, which is the equivalent of don't read. That's really good. So that's how parable. I beat them to it.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Yeah. so do you think rfk is doing a like it kind of feels like he's just sort of disintegrated into the background we don't hear much about it uh i think it's good that they took away the recommendations for the covid vaks i think they are setting it they're they're trying i think it's in the right direction right uh as part of the conversation you know j batichario was a guy who could who took great personal and i mean uh professional hits for telling the about COVID and speaking out and they it was a big wake-up call for all those guys I mean he was I think at Stanford yeah and uh you know he the pressure that was put on him and how he was and so
Starting point is 01:13:58 even you know Neil Oliver you know that guy is Neil Oliver he's from Scotland and he was this very respected guy and then he used to do these historic history documentaries and everything and he had all these positions on all these boards and everything and as soon as he started questioning the COVID narrative it all went away they he got kicked off all those boards he's not welcome in you know universities and academia and all and uh it's that that's that it's real that that's i mean j batacharya under the previous twitter regime is like he had remember when they came out their back end and he had like a million flags on yeah and they're like this guy's like a stanford re like he's not some quack yeah they they they try to make him seem like
Starting point is 01:14:39 he's like a fringe yeah he's like some fring he's like i'm like a respected stanford like you know whatever. Dr. Peter just other phones. Immunologists. You got two phones? So now he's got a burner from him. Yeah, the burner. He's got the burner for travel.
Starting point is 01:14:54 That's maybe why I didn't give you a hard time. They went through the wrong ones. So no, when that happened, I only had one phone when the, when the Pegasus, whoever was, then the guy who wiped, you know, kind of cleaned it up from my, he said you should get a second phone and you should don't put anything on your wrist phone. You have a personal phone and then this other phone. I'm not going to speak about what's on the second phone. so I'm kind of actually getting tired of it so I'm like it's crazy it's a paid in the ass
Starting point is 01:15:21 sure and so I'm kind of I really getting tired of it and so and you know they say there's EMFs right the the the electronic something that and you're not supposed to carry it in your pocket like what the fuck am I supposed to carry my yeah I mean that's one of those things where if you there is so much of that that you know you're just you're you're at this point you're 90% seed oil so it's like that's what our of k junior when he was like Yeah, Wi-Fi causes cancer. I'm like, I guess I'm dying of cancer. Yeah, and what doesn't?
Starting point is 01:15:49 Right, that Wi-Fi can penetrate the blood-brain barrier. But those are one of those things that are going to go, I don't know, I'm not going back to a landline. They told me popcorn causes cancer. It's like, okay. I guess by my plot, because. Couldn't go out a better way, though, huh? Doing what he loved. I do put my phones on, phones.
Starting point is 01:16:08 I do put my phones on airplane mode when I go to sleep and I put them as far away from me as possible so yeah i got them in a different room oh okay yeah so uh i do that yeah you know something uh but yeah you're you know what i saw uh you know talking about the surveillance state and phones so they had one recently where it was like a girl was on chat gpte and blah and she was basically telling chat gpt she's going to kill herself right and then the then she did and then the mom went through it found that and she's on like this big campaign and like i think it's like gaining steam where they're like, you know, chat GPT, maybe she'd report this and blah, blah, and they're kind of, that's like the one that, like, all the stuff with Twitter and all that stuff was bad, and you're
Starting point is 01:16:52 like, this is going to be next level where, you know, chat GPT is just like, I know everything about this person, and I could just deliver that on like a platter to whoever, you know what I mean? People think they're like, oh, yeah, chat GPT, that's just between me and chat GPT. Yeah, no. No, they log all this stuff. It's literally how they train the model is by logging everything. I've been sort of more sketchy to ask it things now. I like to argue with Grock.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Yeah, I like arguing. You do that? Yeah, that's my thing. Yeah, yeah. You try to bully it into giving you the real answers? Yeah. I'll ask it stuff about the vaccine and stuff like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:26 And so it's like, okay, you're right to call me out on that. That's what it says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're good to think. Good catch. You're right. What I should have said was that what the fuck? Why am I, I, I'm correcting you?
Starting point is 01:17:37 I'm a C student. It's so funny. Yeah, they're like, okay, yeah, you got me. You got me. You're like, why are you lying to me? You know, and I always said I've stood up for my lefty values. I've always considered myself a big lefty. But all the things that lefties used to be for, they now consider right-wing.
Starting point is 01:17:56 If you're for freedom of speech and anti-censorship, which used to be a hallmark of being a lefty. And now it's going back where it's none of them. Now they're none of them, right? But if you were anti-war, so if I was against the Ukraine war and against the, they're like, oh, you're a right-winger. That's right-wing talking points. You know, I would go on Tucker Carlson because he would have me. I would go on anybody's show to bring my anti-war message. He was the only one who brought me on because he was...
Starting point is 01:18:17 We don't have to say that when we're right here. Literally anyone. What are we chopped liver? I mean, you know, MSNBC and CNN aren't calling, is what I'm saying. Yeah. And so people would call me right wing for that. So I would argue... And bodily autonomy, by the way.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Remember my body, my choice? Remember that used to be? And they don't say that anymore. They go, I'm pro-abortioned. Because they all flipped on my body, my choice during COVID. It's your body, but it's the government's choice. You have to do this, or you can't go to work, or you can't travel or go to school. And so people would, I always been smeared constantly as always your right-winger.
Starting point is 01:18:55 And so I had an argument with Grock about it, right? And so, I was like, why do people call Jimmy Doer right-wing? Well, because he's flirted with the way. I go, flirted. I go, did he try to take him on a date? Yeah. Well, no, what I mean by that is I go, do you mean he did interviews with people who are, yes is it bad to interview well you know you're right to call me on that yeah yeah i guess
Starting point is 01:19:15 that was kind of a loaded term when i said flirted this is crock talking to me yeah so i like and i like you know i archive all those chats and uh i'm thinking about i'm thinking about trying to maybe do a show at least a coffee table book yeah my arguments are five inches is actually pretty huge all right what's the average in the rest of the world though you're right to call me on you're actually a fucking massive dude thanks for keeping me honest what i should have said no i find it with the statistics and stuff like that where it'll it'll tell you two statistics and then you go so wouldn't that mean this yes i can't comment on that i go you just told me the information that would lead to that and you go well that's not something that i can make a
Starting point is 01:19:53 and you go you just gave me the data that says exactly that i have those kind of arguments and i throw my phone i would ask it about you know um about the vaccine and uh how many people did it prevent from getting it well it did more it prevented most people for a while. Okay, yeah. Most. I go, didn't everybody get COVID? Isn't, well, eventually, but over time.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Yeah, so then it didn't fucking work. Could you imagine if I got the polio vaccine and your phone just starts smoking? You eventually get polio, but for a little while. It's like, so that's not, so we, those are the kind of arguments I have with Grock. But it's just interesting. Like, I was thinking about where you go, where would this like fuck people? I mean, the biggest one is, you know, you always get people that murdered someone and they're just like, you know, their last Google search was like how to murder. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:20:40 Like, shit like happens quite a bit, like how to bury a body and stuff, right? Yeah. But it was like, you could think a scenario where, I don't know, someone was like getting divorced and they're just like how to, you know, like how do I change like move my money so I might be worse. And like just that, then they call that up in discovery. And it was just like, I feel like there's so many people that don't realize how much they're like chat GPT.
Starting point is 01:21:02 If anything goes wrong, like either say you lied on your taxes, like anything, you know, this could come back. You go, you know, someone's trying to like figure out to pay the least tax. taxes and they kind of like, like, don't even realize they, like, admitted to doing tax fraud or something. You know, they're just like, I can think of off the tip of my head, like, four, but, and that's just the start of, like, not things that aren't illegal that, you know, like you said, like I was, how to organize a protest or where's the, this or that, or, you know, there's just so many things you could think about.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Hey, what's the age of consent in Arizona? Stuff like that, right? And then next question's like, but like, are you sure? And how about the, how about the, how about the deputy? for Netanyahu just got caught in a child pedos thing. I actually wanted to ask you about that because I saw you talking about it. I didn't actually really get it. What happened?
Starting point is 01:21:45 I think the most, well, what happened was he got caught up in Las Vegas. He was at some like convention and then they were doing some, the Las Vegas PD was doing some sting operation. And they got like 12 people. So a lot of them were like pastors. Yeah. And community leaders, shit like that. And they got this guy who was the deputy for, I think, cybersecurity for Israel.
Starting point is 01:22:04 Yeah, yeah. Something like that. And then they just gave him a bond. He paid it. So he paid a bond and got the, and he got the fuck out of Dodge, but I think the most amazing part of that. So he paid a bond and then he goes back to Israel and then you're good? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Well, you can't come back to the United States, but like it's normally I would think in that situation. But they're not going to ask for extradition. No, they're not going to ask for us for addition, but not only that, but normally in that situation, if you were a foreigner, they'd be like, we're taking your passport. Yeah. You can pay a bond. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:29 You don't be your passport. Right. And so Trump has appointed the U.S. attorney for Nevada is she's Israeli-born and she brags about it and she brags about being a Zionist and she's a fucking maniac if you've ever heard her talk. She got appointed for what? The U.S. attorney. Okay. I think she's a judge.
Starting point is 01:22:49 No, no, she's U.S. attorney for Nevada. And so then they lied about all kinds of stuff, right? About that situation. But I think the most amazing part of it is that this guy from this peto from Israel
Starting point is 01:23:04 he finally found a non a child that he didn't want him murder. How about that? That's like that of interesting. Dude, if I was...
Starting point is 01:23:16 Okay, so you know like the martyr-made guy that was like pretty... Daryl Cooper? He's like pretty controversial or whatever. He's pretty controversial. I haven't really listened to him. Before he was like controversial, he did like a big series about,
Starting point is 01:23:27 you know, the history of Israel and all this sort of stuff. And I feel like... And it wasn't even that. He'd like the Jones Town murder. And I know he's like super controversial. But like he kind of one thing that I like is he kind of does history.
Starting point is 01:23:37 the way that I feel like I write sketches where even if you're writing someone good or bad you're like I have to get in the head of that person like what would they think and you're they're the protagonist so you kind of he kind of tries to picture every side as if they were the protagonist maybe a little less now I don't know but at the time I felt like that was good and I was it kind of thinking like even with like Ukraine Russia I was like and uh Israel I go if I put myself in the head of like okay so if I was you know if I was like the head of uh Hamas what would I do if I was the head of Israel, what do I do? If I was the head of America, what I do? And I feel like the American one, to some degree, you're like, I would get out of it and then try to do diplomacy.
Starting point is 01:24:16 If you're that, like, so if you were the head of Netanyahu or the head of America, and maybe it's like kind of a remedial question for you, but like, what would you do right now? Like, what would be the move? If I was the president of the United States. President of the United States of America or Netanyahu, or if you were Hamas. So if I was the president of the United States, I would stop funding Israel, and then they would kill me. Right. Okay. So you're saying, yeah, there is... But I would. I would stop funding Israel.
Starting point is 01:24:40 So doesn't that track here? Like, there isn't much the president could do then? He could. That would end it. But then it would... Yeah, he'd be in trouble. They would... They would... They would have to not give them access. So you have to not literally allow them to buy the weapons. They would, yeah, they wouldn't have... They don't need...
Starting point is 01:24:55 That's the thing is I got... They get the money to buy the weapons from us. But I've always been against America funding Israel, like sending the money. Because like, it's such an insignificant sum of money to Israel. Not really. Well, it's $3 billion. year, right? But that was, but now through this war, that's billions and billions for this war. But it's like for their GDP, you're like, it's like a percent of their GDP. Like they can, I guess maybe America's like, well, they'll go buy it from an adversary. I don't know. It doesn't probably not. I don't know. But I have always been on like, I'm like, why does America give Israel $3 billion a year? Like, well, isn't their argument probably, which is, I'm sure lots lies about it. But like, is their argument not that, well, then we, if we had no money, Like, for example, if America was not involved at all, it would just be Israel doing it worse, maybe, and then they're just like, and we have no say on it.
Starting point is 01:25:42 But in your opinion, you're just like, if America got involved in the, out of this game entirely, it would end. It would end. It would end. It would end. The war would be over. Same thing with Israel. But Europe is funding them. Like, the rest of the world's funding them pretty extensively, right?
Starting point is 01:25:56 They, yeah, but not as much as us. But not as much of these wars. Like, even Canada, a small country sends crazy amounts of money. Like, people in Canada are so mad right now because people aren't happy. Affordability is like out of hand. Taxes are so high and people are like, we're sending Ukraine so much fucking money right now. Not compared to America though, yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:12 But if I'm saying for Canada. And Trump just said, yeah, we're not giving money anymore to Ukraine. We're giving it. They're buying it. NATO's buying the weapons for Ukraine. So NATO. Yeah, who's the biggest donor to the NATO? The United fucking States.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Right. So again, this is all just giveaways to the weapons manufacturer as a military industrial complex. And you think these wars like couldn't really be fine. Like, it would be, they would all end real quick if America just, like, cut the tap off. That's correct. So it's like, so in that way, my question,
Starting point is 01:26:42 it's like somewhat, your answer is actually not that complicated. You're just, like, cut the tap off. All this stuff's going to start going away. Yeah, I don't know why Hamas doesn't just release the hostages. They're not getting you anything. They're not, it's not like you have at leverage. You know what I mean? It's like they're not really leverage.
Starting point is 01:26:57 Well, I mean, they're like, you know, they're going to raise, I mean, I was going to say it's this place, but they already have, but, you know, even more so, like maybe in their minds they're like if we get this is the only leverage we have maybe they've had several you know so the the irony is and most people maybe don't know this is that everyone agrees people in israel agree
Starting point is 01:27:16 our government has agreed uh secretly that the uh person and the people that are stopping and uh hostages being released is benjamin netanyahu he doesn't want that to happen he needs them to keep the hostages so he could use that as a pretext to keep flattening gaza but he just bought they just did a double tap a hospital. I saw him a post
Starting point is 01:27:36 recently. It may have been yesterday that he was just like, yo, sorry about that. Yeah, sorry, oops. They did a double-tap. So people don't know what that is. I don't know that is. So it's when they, so they bombed the hospital and then they wait about a half hour for all the people to come and help. So all the aid, all the ambulances,
Starting point is 01:27:52 all the EMTs, everybody to come there, and then they bomb them. That's called a double tap. So they did that. And that was one of the things that Julian Assange revealed, or Chelsea Manning revealed that the video of the United States doing double taps in Iraq. So we would bomb some people and then the ambulances would come and then we'd bomb them. And that's called a double tap. I'm pretty sure that's a war crime.
Starting point is 01:28:16 And so I remember the first time they bombed a hospital and went at the beginning of this war. It's not a war. But I'm talking about Israel. It was a big deal. It made all the news. People talked about it for weeks. Israel had to go plant evidence that said Hamas was using it. And of course, that got debunk that was they weren't there and so it was a big deal and then they just went on and bombed every other hospital in Gaza
Starting point is 01:28:40 and nobody has been saying a fucking word and so this I think there was one in South Gaza I didn't know there was even a hospital left and they bombed it and then they did a double tap on it and Benjamin Netiao did that stupid thing hey we were really sorry yeah we didn't know that was an oops oopsie
Starting point is 01:28:56 and so I my I thought that was like wild like a Twitter mess just like posting a Twitter thing as if you like said the N-word on a podcast or you just like, y'all kind of I got carried away there, my bad.
Starting point is 01:29:11 That's, you know, my lizard brain kicked in. It's, uh, but I, I still, I would still recommend Hamas, just go ahead and release the hostas and they don't have that pretext to keep bombing the shit out of you. But, you know, they'd say, hey, go to this refugee camp, and then they bomb a refugee
Starting point is 01:29:26 camp. And this, this is just the, they, the idea is not to kill Hamas. The idea is to ethnically cleanse Gaza and the West Bank of Palestinians so they can take it over. It's called the Greater Israel Project. The Greater Israel Project, this isn't about Palestine.
Starting point is 01:29:42 It's about Syria. It's about Lebanon. It's about Iran. It's about parts of Egypt. And they're doing it. And they wanted to become, I think, they found all that natural gas underneath Gaza and off the coast, right?
Starting point is 01:29:55 It's like a half a trillion. Half a trillion dollars. And so Israel wants to become an energy exporter, right? And so that's another reason why we blew up. up the North Street pipeline to cut off the cheap energy coming from Russia to Europe. So that was a pipeline going from Russia to Germany and the United States blew it up and they tried to say Russia did it, which is fucking ridiculous. And now we know it's ridiculous. And my whole question is why does Germany and Europe, why do they go along with that? So now Germany's paying two, three,
Starting point is 01:30:25 four times the price for energy than they were before and it's hurting their economy. And Germany's the economic engine of your, I'm like, I just, it's just a mess. So are they all that corrupted? Are they afraid of the United? I mean, I just don't understand. I'm not smart enough to know why Europe goes along with that shit, but they, but they are. And so that's, and I think that's another reason why they want to take it over, because they want to get all that gas and energy and be an energy exporter. This is not about, by the way, you know, you know Netanyahu and the Israeli government funded Hamas on purpose over funding the PLO, because because the PLO was not terroristic.
Starting point is 01:31:03 They were less militaristic than the Hamas. But they, so they funded Hamas so they could say, look, we don't got anybody. They're, like, the hardliners, like, or maybe whatever percentage that is, like, hardline people in Israel are just like, if we get these guys involved, like, now we can just be like, well, what are we supposed to do? They're crazy. That's right. These guys are terrorists. We can't, I can't. We got nobody to negotiate with, is what they say, right?
Starting point is 01:31:25 And then they'll also do the thing, well, there's no innocent person in Palestine because they voted for Hamas, which is. like saying there's no innocent person. And they had one in 2006, I guess. And, um, and, and, and, but most of the people alive in Gaza weren't even alive then, right? So they're mostly people under 18. And, uh, so again, it's, it's like saying we're, uh, you know, when Osama Balin attacked the United States, we're all guilty because we voted for George Bush, you know, right. So it's like, we're not all guilty. We didn't all do it. And, uh, so holding the civilians accountable for what their government does is bullshit and that's what but that's been the mainstay
Starting point is 01:32:02 of their argument um it's isn't it kind of crazy to everybody that they're just they did that on live TV by the way they did a double tap of that hospital was on live streamed on television really yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:32:14 they're live streaming their military operations no it was the journalists were like filming it and they killed all these jail they killed all these so they even killed journalists from Reuters and the AP and like really yeah like American ones I don't know if they're
Starting point is 01:32:28 Americans. They weren't Americans. No, but they were working for the AP. They're working for Reuters. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was so almost funny that like all these countries are now like where like Canada did and I think a few European countries are like, yeah, we're going to recognize Palestine as a state essentially. But then they're like, yeah, and the conditions are that Hamas leaves and all this stuff. And then they go, suck it happened. Like all these people are so mad in Canada. They're like, I can't believe Mark Carney would, would reckon. And he goes, yeah, his conditions are something that will never happen. And there's, it's great, it's great they get rid of Justin Trudeau and they replace them with an international banker. Yeah. Fucking awesome, you guys. But, oh, no, I forgot what I was going to say.
Starting point is 01:33:06 But, yeah, I forgot. Well, I guess the, like, that kind of makes sense to me, but I guess I go back. When I feel like I talk to a lot of people, especially, like, being in New York, where their point of view is like, which makes me think, like, there's a chance that it's like America pulled out of this thing and then it gets worse. You know what I mean? Where Israel is like, oh, now we don't have to listen to anyone. No, their economy is crazy. Now it's just like, kill every person, you know what I mean? No, in fact, there was a time.
Starting point is 01:33:31 So we actually ran out of munitions. Like, Russia can make munitions at like some of the like crazy number, like 50 times faster than we can replenish. And cheaper. And so we literally ran out of munitions. So Zelensky and Netanyahu, they both thought that we were hoarding. Israel thought we were giving our munitions to Ukraine. Ukraine thought we were giving it. We didn't have them, right?
Starting point is 01:33:52 And so, yeah, this could not, again, this couldn't. not go on without the United States weapons manufacturing and our support for it. And if we didn't support Israel the way we do, they would be forced to be a good neighbor. And I didn't know anything about really Israel until October 7th. I didn't know. I just, see, I was, I wouldn't, I would already have thought what you just said there. I guess the argument was like, but that's not where maybe you are here, where you're like, because I would argue like, yeah, for sure, that's the case that this would have stopped it like over a long period of time. But maybe now, as of like right now they have another they could go hard for another like two years where
Starting point is 01:34:28 America couldn't even like you know what I mean there's no even any force that's like slowing it down yeah why isn't there a UN peacekeeping force that goes in there and stops the bombing of I feel like you and no one listens to them but even there was a recent testimony of an Israeli soldier who was one of the guys who were on so wherever that border was between Gaza and that music festival so there's like a fence line or whatever that was and he was saying that they were they were given a stand-down order. And he was like, why are we going to be given a stand-down order? And they're like, well, there's reports of snipers, right?
Starting point is 01:35:03 And he's like, well, if there were snipers, I would know, we would be the first ones to know because we're there, and we don't know. And so that was, again, this was engineered by Netanyahu. I mean, Israel definitely knew about it. Not only that they know about it, but they allowed it to happen. They were complicit. And then I would say most of the people that were actually killed on October 7th were killed because of the Hannibal directive,
Starting point is 01:35:24 which people don't know what that is. I don't. The Hannibal directive is really policy that you can't let your enemy take hostages, and if you think they're going to, you kill your hostages. Yeah, so that's basically not to negotiate with hostages. Yes, so they killed their own people. Like you saw all the, so the Hamas was taking, flying in on hang gliders and Adidas shorts, and they, you see all those cars that were wiped out, burned and everything?
Starting point is 01:35:48 It was like hundreds and hundreds of, and that was done by attack helicopters, okay? and that was done by Israel. So Israel killed their own people. And then they buried the evidence. I don't know if you know, right afterwards, they buried all those cars. And they said that they're doing it for environmental reasons. Oh, yeah, that what you do? Environmental reasons?
Starting point is 01:36:06 Yeah, they had to come up with something. And so they're burying the evidence, right? Which is why they're killing journalists. They don't want people there that can actually report back what's happening. They killed over 250 journalists now. It's the biggest killing. It does seem like it's so much harder to, like, do a war when everyone's watching. exactly I mean
Starting point is 01:36:24 and if you're like well sometimes it's like oh we used to do this back in the day I feel like they always a lot of times point to other wars they were like what about this war when people were hired more people were killed and you're like yeah no one had to watch it it's like and we don't do that anymore I mean Russian Ukraine's getting along just fine you know
Starting point is 01:36:41 people say well it's a crazy conspiracy theory Jimmy that if you think you know Israel wanted them to attack on October 7th yeah it's just like crazy like the next thing you're going to tell me is that the FBI was in on January six. Yeah, of course they were.
Starting point is 01:36:57 Of course, there was a goddamn sci-op setup that was to criminalize Trump and his political organization. And again, you don't have to like Trump. In fact, you can hate Trump, and that should still scare you that they did that. It should still scare you that they did the lawfare against him. Because if they can do it to him, the President of the United States,
Starting point is 01:37:13 they'll do it to fucking anybody who anybody who threatens the establishment. They're going to do it to Cornell West. They'll do it to Jill Stein. They'll do it to Bernie Sanders. They did a version of it to Bernie Sanders. They rushigated him. They fucking rushergated to Bernie Sanders. And he went right along with it, by the way. What was that one?
Starting point is 01:37:29 They, right before, I think it was the Nevada caucus, the Washington Post, something about how Russia was backing Bernie. They wanted Bernie. I kind of remember. Remember that? Yeah, he's an easier one to do it, too, too. If you're like, you're a socialist, you're just like, yeah, he loves Russia. Yeah. He had his wedding there or something like that.
Starting point is 01:37:47 Yeah, he went there for his honeymoon, I think, something like that. Yeah. I mean, it's so short-sighted, too, for the people, like, all the law. fair stuff because you're like you don't i mean i guess their whole plan was like yeah there's no way trump will ever get back in yes that was it so we don't have to worry about this being used against us and then he gets in and i'm like all right i guess we're fucked so i think the fact that trump was allowed to become president by the deep state uh just shows that he's actually in it with the deep state and it was just parts of the deep state fighting against each other and the thing which is really
Starting point is 01:38:15 interesting and i don't know if i brought this up the last time i was on but right after Trump got elected, he was still speaking out against the CIA and the NSA and the intelligence and the FBI, this is like in 2016, 2017. And Chuck Schumer at the time was the leading top Democrat in the country, head of the Senate. And he went on Rachel Maddow and he said, you know, for a guy who thinks he's smart, meaning Trump, he's being really dumb to attack the intelligence community. And Rachel Maddo said, why? He said, well, if you mess with the intelligence community, they have six ways to Sunday to get back at you. Crazy thing to admit.
Starting point is 01:38:50 What he just admitted there is that the CIA and the FBI and the NSA don't actually work for the president, that the president should be afraid of them. The president doesn't give them orders. They give him orders. And if they don't work for the president, well, then who the fuck do they work for? Which should have been the next question Rachel Maddow asked. But of course, what do you mean by that? She works for the same people, right? It's the same oligarchy establishment of military industrial complex.
Starting point is 01:39:14 It's literally a guy being like, you know, he better not steal my girlfriend because there'll be repercussion. And you're just like, what are the repercussions? You're like, hey, we'll not end. Good for you. What do you mean? Like, why are you going to kill him? And now we're here with the, you know, with the country being run by blackmailed pedophiles
Starting point is 01:39:30 and they're not going to release. And he's trying to call it a hoax. There's Epstein files a hoax. Gislein Maxwell has been out there doing interviews now, right? Yeah, she's trying to get a pardon. It's kind of interesting. She's just like, does interviews. She's like, nah, Clinton wasn't even anywhere near that.
Starting point is 01:39:42 Trump's the man. He's not anywhere near that. He didn't kill him. What was it? There's no list. Epstein liked young women because they had good ideas. That's not true. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:50 Yeah, yeah. They had good ideas. That's why they like younger women because they had better ideas than the old hags. Well, it's interesting. Like the idea like sucking me off. You know, the client list is a little bit of a misnomer. But I think Jeffrey Epstein's client was Israel. And the list was just the people they were able to honeypot and trap.
Starting point is 01:40:13 Right. So the client was Israel. so the list people are looking for is the list of the petos who they got compromise on and yeah I know what you mean though the idea that there's just like a very distinct like there's like a spreadsheet somewhere
Starting point is 01:40:27 that does not exist Clinton three blow jobs like fucking yeah yeah that doesn't exist and it's never coming out and I think it's not coming out just because everybody's implicated yeah and everybody on both sides like everybody's like well why didn't the Democrats
Starting point is 01:40:41 release it if Trump's on there and you go because there's all their friends too that's right Bill Clinton. I mean, so, I mean, there's the pictures of him getting the backrubs from Gufrey, right? Yeah. I mean, like, the painting of him in the blue dress, like hanging in Jeffrey Epstein's house. What do you think that means, right? Isn't that Jeffrey Epstein saying, I got him? Yeah, I control this guy. There's just, there's so, a painting of Bill Clinton a dress. You've never seen the? No, I have. Yeah, it's in a blue dress, which I guess
Starting point is 01:41:09 is Monica Lewinsky. I have a picture of you in a dress. You were supposed to delete that, that is wild yeah yeah just like hanging in the foyer of his 70 million dollar townhouse on the upper east side and ehoo barak he was a regular visitor to geoffrey epstein's uh yeah but the the guy who had the biggest single dwelling in madhattan was geoffrey hepstein did you know that massive yeah and then they're pool in that place and there's lots of pictures of ehood barak with former prime minister of israel who was like buddy buddy with him all the time over there so i mean it's obvious and they're just trying to gaslight us and And, you know, it seems like everything Trump is doing is trying to distract from the Epstein list.
Starting point is 01:41:49 Yeah, but we're not getting it. Like, literally, I'm going to be 80 being like telling my grandkids, you're here, but there's still, I think someone's coming out next week about this Epstein thing. I mean, we're still talking about JFK. Yeah, you know what? It's possible, I guess. I know the joke we were saying that I, we were saying there's like, you're just telling the kids, you're like, no, and they were black men and this guy, Prince Andrew. They go, who's Prince Andrew? It's like, the king of it, he was like a prince in England.
Starting point is 01:42:12 They go, England. They go, the Muslim caliphate of England. Used to have these things called princes. England, I'm bad. But why do you think there's been, there seems to be this open border, not seem, there was an open borders policy in Europe,
Starting point is 01:42:27 UK, the United States. You know, Kyr Starmer in 2020, I have video of him saying, you know, if you are questioning the immigrants coming to the country, you're a bigot, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:38 How dare you? And immigrants are good for us. And then just a couple of months ago, he gave a speech where he said, the people of Britain demand an answer of why they were made victims of an open... He did a real flip, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, are you... It's literally Tim Robinson in the hot dogs.
Starting point is 01:42:54 Yes. We're all trying to find the guy. Yes. Yeah. And so, but why do you think that they did that? I have my own theory. I mean, I have a theory that's an economic theory. Okay.
Starting point is 01:43:03 And it kind of ties into the birth rates, which is that the birth, like, the whole economy, I said this before, but like, our economy is literally a Ponzi scheme, right? In the sense that, like, it's all. predicated on constant growth and the only way you can do that is you need to grow the population the population has to always increase can never decrease or you turn into japan essentially and like you know housing like everybody's most people's net worth is their home right if they own a home and their whole deal that they've been sold is your house goes up 5% a year every year when you retire like you know you have this nest egg and the only way to keep that happened is that
Starting point is 01:43:42 consumption needs to increase and the only way consumption can increase is if the population increases and but we're below like you know the replacement rate so the only way you can do it is people have to come in from somewhere else and you're not getting them from countries where people already want to live right i agree no that's definitely their mentality that's definitely the idea they posit but the reason why i think we have the population isn't growing indigenously fast enough is because people don't feel economically stable and enough to yeah it's a cycle yeah so instead of like oh hey how do we make sure you know you know half the country right now can't afford a 500 dollar emergency 70% live paycheck to paycheck
Starting point is 01:44:23 half of all wage earners earn less than $30,000 a year so why don't we hey why don't we make it more economically viable for people to have families but then there's always that element because I've obviously heard that argument I agree with that I know many people in that boat but then you're always like you see these poor families and they have 10 fucking kids right and then that kind of goes into so I don't know I don't know if people are just like, yeah, you know what, I like my life. But most people aren't that. Most people aren't that, obviously.
Starting point is 01:44:48 Yeah. But you do see that and you go, well, they've somehow managed to make it work. What's the explanation on that end? But I think a lot of people are like, a lot of women are just like, I don't want to have a kid in my 20s. And then in their 30s, you're like, this is actually really hard now as well. I mean, I know just my own personal experience as a comedian, right? Like, I was able to make a living as a comedian, but I didn't feel like I could support a family. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:11 You know, so I was always putting it off. In cities, supporting a family. Like, they're just, you're just like, if two people work, you need a nanny, at 60 grand a year. You're like, it all adds up where you're like, the woman gets like 100 grand. You like, to say a woman makes 100 grand a year. You're like, really at 70 after tax.
Starting point is 01:45:25 You're paying 30 to a nanny. It was like, if you offshooted some of the man's income onto the woman, then take off another 20 right there. So you're like, really, this woman's working for $17,000 a year. Yeah. And Jeffers, by the way, is talking about how females in the workplace. Did you ever see, I saw the CIA guy. a video of the CIA guy talking about how that was all, you know, now women go into the,
Starting point is 01:45:46 they posited it as, uh, they sold it as women liberation. Taxes. And, but it really is, it's like, now we have, uh, you know, we could pay everybody less and we get more, more tax money. More tax money. Yeah. I've seen that, I've seen that as well where literally they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like we have double the amount of people who pay taxes now. And well, more than double because then someone watches the kids and they pay taxes. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they like, it's just like everyone's paying taxes now versus before it was like only less than half. and definitely open borders are about economics. It's about cheap labor.
Starting point is 01:46:15 There's no doubt. Just consumption. Regardless, but also someone's here. Yeah, cheap labor and also just like if someone's here, like they got to go buy food, they got to live. And that just is just more money in the economic machine
Starting point is 01:46:27 that just buys stuff. And then they would give debit cards to the immigrants who are here. Yeah, me and Ryan both got them. It's pretty sick. Oh, fantastic. But that's enough. That's like, it's almost like a,
Starting point is 01:46:39 if you could launch a plot to make people resent immigrants more, that would be it, right? Of course. It's like, it's some kind of a sci-op, honestly, to keep people divided. If you think about it like that, okay, so as a comedian, right? So imagine you're like in the LA comedy scene, right? And then right now there's maybe, you know, let's say 10% of comedians are from Canada, right? And there's some Canadian. So imagine, like, overnight, they go, we're going to let every comedian move to Los Angeles from Canada.
Starting point is 01:47:07 So overnight, you're just like everywhere you look. There was just overnight, 8,000 Canadian comedians just there. And then you go look around, the comedy sellers, like, half. And you go, yeah, a bunch of these guys moved in. You're like, you get less spots now. Yeah, you can't watch the basketball game anymore because the Leafs games are. Dude, it would legitimately be a fucking six months before everyone was like, yo, these fucking Canadians.
Starting point is 01:47:28 Like, you know what I mean? I like, it doesn't. I already say that. Right. Everyone has it a little bit. But it wouldn't take much for, just like, yeah, like, of course everyone would be like these fucking Canadian comedians. Like they,
Starting point is 01:47:38 then they would start hating the type of style. Like they would, yeah, it would just, they'd be, everyone would be annoyed with them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:43 Yeah. Then it would be, uh, anti, it would be considered anti-Canadian to say, yeah. And then on top of that, if you said something bad,
Starting point is 01:47:50 you were in trouble. Like, you said A? You got a t-shirt that says A on it? That's anti, that's bigot. That's hate speech. There's a lot of merch that says,
Starting point is 01:47:57 nay. Ha! Ha! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you can pick any place and it was just like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:48:03 come disrupted like even cities like you know disrupt a bunch I mean that is going on in Canada with Indian people where like yeah like never in my life when I live there was there like really any sort of noticeable anti-Indian sentiment whatsoever like there was there's this one city Brampton and everybody's like yeah that's where all the Indian lives but nobody like really like really like really like they brought in so many so fast that people are really like similar to what Ryan's saying with like bringing all these Canadians where like there is this real sentiment that did not exist like when we live in. Well then on top of that
Starting point is 01:48:36 when you bring them all in so imagine like none of them they never integrate right so the Canadians only hang out at their Canadian bar with their Canadian friends and date Canadian girls and like they're not even part of your thing at all too right? Because when you bring in that many people they all just stick together sure yeah so yeah it just makes people but I yeah I probably agree with what
Starting point is 01:48:52 you guys are saying that it's like at its core it's probably just yeah cheap labor and it's like economic globalist kind of stuff right? I mean it kind of goes back to the Federal Reserve in the sense that like their whole model is like got to keep this thing going yeah I mean I haven't read that book yet
Starting point is 01:49:08 the uh Jekyll Island have you has any of you read that it's about the creation of the Federal Reserve seems to be a big fucking to me that's like I kind of do agree with the thought of like if you look at like so many of the problems like even that where you're just chasing and it was like everything has to keep
Starting point is 01:49:24 getting better and worse at the same time part of it is because everyone they take away 7% of your money every year I mean there is a it puts you on a treadmill There are so many things, like problems in our modern society, I guess, where, like, literally it's the moment that they got off the gold standard, like, so many things went to shit. Oh, no doubt. And the moment they gave women credit cards. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:45 That was a big spike in, like, 19 wars. Well, I think you what would turn things around if women get their right to vote. Yeah, exactly. There you go. I think that's what we mean. They always voted their own best interest. No more wars. If women could vote, right?
Starting point is 01:49:59 I mean, there would be no more poverty. People would be taken care of. and everybody'd have held... No more homeless. No more homeless. Every homeless person gets a million dollars. So problem solved. I'm...
Starting point is 01:50:07 That's my next project. I'm going to try to fight for women's suffrage. Yeah, big suffraget. Yeah, I think that's what we need. That's what people thought. People thought that it would change everything. And, no, it turns out women are just as horrible as men. Do you see the money printing as, like, a big problem?
Starting point is 01:50:24 Like, do you kind of... Did you see there was this... So there was this guy, I'm going to blank on his name, but he was the chief economic advisor to Joe Wendman. Biden and there's this thing called the modern monetary theory, right? Yeah. And so it's about like you can, you can print
Starting point is 01:50:39 money, but you have to do it. Not the way they're doing it, but they're... The banks just make it. So, yeah. And so they were interviewing this guy, I think his name is Jared Bernson. And he was, again, Biden's chief economic guy or the chief of some economic
Starting point is 01:50:55 council advising the president. And they said, hey, if we print our own money, why do we have to buy why do we have to borrow money what and he's like oh well yeah yeah well we well we do print money
Starting point is 01:51:09 and we definitely do borrow so what no we wait hang on we and he for like five fucking minutes really I mean it's because the Fed and the treasury are separate essentially and the treasury is part of the government the Federal Reserve is like an independent
Starting point is 01:51:24 or independent organization it's supposed to yeah it's supposed to be independent and I guess it kind of is, but that's, I mean, at least that's the, I don't know how that guy wouldn't know that if he's the economic advisor to buy. I actually think people think the Fed is run by the government, right? Oh, absolutely they do. People, it's because it's called the Fed, right?
Starting point is 01:51:41 And, you know, the president gets to appoint the head of the Fed and all that shit, but no, it's definitely, it's run by independent bankers and, you know, it's not. And their whole thing is like, because Trump right now is like, once Jerome Powell to lower the interest rate, Trump's like, no, we're independent. You can't tell us what you do, like, and then Trump's like, okay, well, this renovation's going bad, so I'm going to fire you for that. Yeah, I mean, it's funny, if you could find that video, I'm pretty sure his name is Jared Burns.
Starting point is 01:52:07 I played that video on my show at least a dozen times. And every time I play it, I have a guest and they're like, are you kidding me? I'm like, that. So I don't understand it either. I don't understand if we if we print our own money, why do we have to borrow money? What the fuck is that all about? I guess inflation's the reason. Okay, maybe. Yeah, because if you
Starting point is 01:52:25 do the more, like you know, no one wants to have just like crazy high inflation. but if the answer was like politically bad if that's so that's what if the answer was that easy why wouldn't he say it right yeah yeah because i mean yeah the fed's whole mandate is literally just like uh their whole thing is just like keeping inflation stable which goes back to my whole ponzi scheme thing where they're just like we just want this thing to grow two to three percent a year constantly that is right that's their whole thing it's just two to three percent a year and employment and that's it and they just they're just so they just want that number to just gradually keep going up and you're like yeah you need more people for that i remember one time they used to have this comedy club inside the mall of America in Minneapolis Oh they still have it How's a comedy?
Starting point is 01:53:07 No it was the one before that Oh no I'm sure now it's the same It's probably the same spot So it had gotten taken over by like You know like Dave and Busters That they run all those It was the guy taken over I think maybe by that company
Starting point is 01:53:19 That runs all those Anyway had got taken over It wasn't individually owned anymore And so I didn't know this I go in And I don't know how many years years ago this was fucking 20 years ago maybe I don't know but in in the bar they had this sheet up on the wall and it had the numbers of all the money that the drinks they had sold this day a year ago and this day and that week and year and so they you had to do better and I'm like that's how you're running your fucking comment that's how a corporation runs a company yeah well that's all growth like you're talking about cracker barrel it's like you got it the whole thing everybody's so mad at cracker barrel and you're like yeah cracker barrel is literally literally literally been a stagnant company for a decade like they have I was looking at it like they
Starting point is 01:54:02 haven't done because people are so mad that they would dare change their logo and they're like their loyal customers are all dying and they're like they answer to shareholders and shareholders like make the number go up yeah right they're like literally make the number go up and they go okay we got to do something yeah and then people are like up in arms because like how dare cracker barrel this like you know American institution do something and they're like well you know Our whole thing is nostalgia, which means doing nothing. Yes. But they're like, we have to do something.
Starting point is 01:54:32 Yeah. And so they're like, what do you do? They're like, we're not going to raise our prices. That's the only other alternative. They're like, we can't do that. Yeah. You could check the fact check me on this, but I saw a post that explained where the term Cracker Barrow came from.
Starting point is 01:54:46 Do you know where? I could guess. So I thought I could too. So do you know where the term Cracker comes from? Like Whip Cracker? So the slave owner's, would hit hit them
Starting point is 01:54:58 with the crack the whip and so they would call them crackers and then the barrel is they would have if you went to the store they would have the barrel with the whips in it that you could buy
Starting point is 01:55:07 cracker barrel that's what I know again fact check me on that but I didn't realize that's I'm like well that is pretty shitty yeah
Starting point is 01:55:15 also how they managed to dodge the whole 2020 like the Cleveland everybody was like Landlakes and Uncle Ben that's right they got all these people I'll give you another one
Starting point is 01:55:25 there was there used to be white homeless people that would roam the streets and then they would have to wear a barrel with suspenders and then if it was a white guy they called that a crocker barrel so it could have been a barrel
Starting point is 01:55:37 Diogenes was the original baronies like it could be the barrel that a poor white war so his clothing How you making this up? Yeah I am okay well you know there's that old Greek dude who diogenes and he didn't give a shit about
Starting point is 01:55:50 anything our friend JJ loves him and he just walked around in a barrel Oh yeah that guy The original Denver Broncos mascot Didn't he like to Was he a guy who like Begged for money Yeah he just was like
Starting point is 01:56:03 He didn't care about anything Just begged for money Preached against prostitutes But then he would go to the brothels Oh of course Yeah Good time Just that barrel
Starting point is 01:56:11 How did he get to be famous Because he just The original just didn't give a shit His social climber I think he was like the The elites Like he was probably boys with all the I think everybody found him
Starting point is 01:56:21 So curious Like they were like This guy's like an interesting But did he have any theories on life or philosophies that people adopt it? Yeah, they were all kind of these sort of like hedonism kind of rock and roll
Starting point is 01:56:34 theories. Yeah, I real like... Oh, I can see how that could become part of it. I mean, you know, it's like the you wear a wacky hat, this guy's wearing a fucking barrel. You can believe this guy's a guy wears a barrel. It's like, everybody's like, how does this guy sit? How do you sit down in a barrel? The guy just shits
Starting point is 01:56:51 while he walks. Doesn't make any sense. That's guy, well, I wish we could do that. Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't buy that. That's the future. You know, it'll just shit when you walk. I think you can if you're willing to wear a diaper.
Starting point is 01:57:02 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I do that in line for my daily swim tickets. I had to wear a diaper, Reese. I had a kidney stone. No way. I had a kidney stone. Oh, my, do you ever have a kidney stone?
Starting point is 01:57:12 I hope not. No, I haven't. But they say it's worse than childbirth, right? So now I know what it's like to have a baby. Come out my cock. Wow. I don't have any kids, so I named it. And I called a ketop.
Starting point is 01:57:24 Was it that bad? it was unbelievable and there's no way to pass them like under sedation but like it depends on how big they are but like is there uh if they are a certain size do they like cut you open yeah i had well they go in through your penis yeah so yeah that's where can i tell you here's a here's a fuck here's a funny part of that so i wake up in the morning two days uh before i had to go to ireland right to for my start my tour so i wake up and i just i'm an unbelievable pain so we call the I go to the emergency room and I'm just screaming when you have a like everybody knows like the ambulance driver's like oh he's got a kid
Starting point is 01:58:01 I get in the emergency room I'm just I think oh that's a kidding you know they know right I guess they see it all the time so they put me in this room and it's got you know it's all glass it's in like an emergency room room and I can see where the nurses station and I'm screaming right and so they don't send in a nurse they don't send in a doctor the first person they send in is a lady to take my copay yeah of course where to I was like, oh, American health care. I love this, right? She's like, I need your copay.
Starting point is 01:58:28 I'm like, ah, she's going, sorry, you're at a network. You got to go to a different hospital. She's coming out of me. She went through your pockets for your credit card. She did. She goes, where's your wallet? Oh, this is it my pants? I don't know where my pants is.
Starting point is 01:58:39 We need to strap you to this machine and put you upside down. You're like, how does that help? No, it shakes your pants out to get the money. So, so finally the nurse comes in, and I don't know if she knew me or not, but she definitely had an attitude, right? Oh. Yeah. So she definitely, I think, knew me and hated me.
Starting point is 01:58:58 And so I'm begging for morphine. I'm like, please. Because when I had a gallbladder attack, they immediately gave me morphine in the... And what was she like, why don't you pick yourself up by your bootstraps? So she finally, she does all this other shit. And finally, she gives me the morphine, right? But she must have given me a quarter dose or something because it didn't fucking do anything. And I remember getting morphine for my gallbladder.
Starting point is 01:59:20 And immediately, I was like, oh. So they put it, she puts it in me, and I'm just like, oh, okay, thank. And she walks out of the room, and it just, it got worse. Like, it didn't get better. I'm screaming, it didn't work. It didn't work. I need more. It didn't work.
Starting point is 01:59:36 And so I see, so finally, I could see her at her desk, because finally she gets up and she walks over to my room and closes the door. No. I swear to God, that happened. And so finally, my wife shows up, and she's like, what's going on? And I go, I need more morphine. she goes out and screaming at the late, so she finally comes in the room
Starting point is 01:59:56 and she gives me another one, right? And I'm like, oh, nothing does fucking nothing. And I'm just screaming. I think she's fucking you at this point. Yeah, like, did you? I go, did it? I go, didn't do it. I need more. Didn't do it. And she just, she's at the door walking out. She turns around. She goes, you've had two already.
Starting point is 02:00:12 Like, I just thought I was asking. Sounds like it's bad insurance. Like it's a cookie before fucking dinner. You've had two already. Yeah, this isn't a cookie. This is, so the beauty was, When they finally were wheeling me into surgery, the anesthesiologist, who was also a woman, came over. And you know how gunslingers have their bullets, like a thing? She had that, but it was filled with morphine vials.
Starting point is 02:00:34 No kidding. No kidding. Like a girl at a club offering shots? Yeah, like that. It's like an Army medic. Yeah. She comes over. She goes, how are you doing?
Starting point is 02:00:43 I go, I'm not good. She goes, you want some morphine? I go, yeah. She gave me some morphine. She goes, how's that? I go, she goes, you want more? Yeah. Boom.
Starting point is 02:00:51 She gives me another one. I go, where the fuck have you been all day? She goes, you want another one? She wasn't, I'm not kidding. That's what happened. Yeah, that's literally. And then it worked. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:00 And then I was like, oh, thank God, right? She gave me three. Well, kind of at once. And then so the next thing I know, I wake up, I was, I went into surgery. I don't know. I wake up and I got this like rope hanging out of my penis, right? And it split. Tampon.
Starting point is 02:01:16 And it split at the end, like a snake's tongue, right? Like that. And I'm like, holy, shit. So the doc's like, hey, how are you doing? I go, hey, what is this? And he said, well, we had to put a stent in from your kidney to your bladder, and then it comes out there. And, you know, we do this with everybody. And I'm like, yeah, well, she would have told me before. I would have, you know, declined. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'll tough it out without a stent. But the weird part was, I go, well, what do we do with this? He goes, first of all, he goes, it's going to make,
Starting point is 02:01:45 he goes, Jimmy, don't worry, it's going to make you pee like a racehorse. And I think what he meant by that was that like a race horse I didn't care where I was and I would just start pissing and so everything came out bloody right as pissing blood it looked like cranberry juice every time still tastes it like apple juice but it looked
Starting point is 02:02:03 like and I said well what do we do with how long like he goes you just have this in for five days he says and then you come back in and we take it out and I'm like I thought you're going to put me under and take it out and I go but I got to get on a plane on Saturday this is two days later I got to go to go to Ireland. I'm doing a tour. He goes, so you should be
Starting point is 02:02:21 able to be okay, then go. And I go, but what about this? And he says, well, you just pull it out. Ha, ha. And it's this thing. It's like it's a, so that was a rope that was onto this rubber stent. Thanks you cringe, dude. That on the ends it has curleys on both end. And
Starting point is 02:02:38 he's like, you just pull it out. I'm like, I don't know how, so the day comes, and I'm in the shower. And I'm standing there for two fucking hours. I can't like my brain would you, every time I'd go to pull it, my brain would go, stop, stop, ha, ha. And so finally I just, and my wife
Starting point is 02:02:57 was like, thought it was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And finally she goes, you take it out yet? And I'm like, no, I go, I think you're going to have to do it, right? And she just goes, I'm calling the doctor. The doctor's in Los Angeles. It's 6 a.m. in Los Angeles. She calls him, he
Starting point is 02:03:13 picks up. He's a great doctor, right? And so she brings the phone to the, she puts him on speaker, brings the phone to the bathroom, I'm in the shower two hours, and finally he goes Jimmy, you there? I go, yeah, I'm here, Doc. He goes, okay, go ahead and pull
Starting point is 02:03:28 it out. That was it. I go, that's your pep talk? Go ahead and pull it out? That was it. That was all he had to say. And so I knew I had to do it right then or else he was going to hang up, and if something went wrong, I wanted him on the phone. So I did. I just fucking, how bad it hurt? It didn't hurt as bad
Starting point is 02:03:44 as I thought it would be. Yeah, but it was crazy. Yeah, but it's still pulling that thing out of you. And you see this big rubber thing coming out of your, out of your, ha, ha, but what did hurt. We're used to putting stuff in our body. It hurt more after, like, because then your, your bladder or something goes into spasms, which it did that night. And so. And it pulls the kidney stones out.
Starting point is 02:04:04 No, the stones were out. They go in with, say, have this new thing now where they, I guess they put something up your penis and into your thing. And it's like a laser, and they break it up, and then they're able to suck it out. Oh. So, yeah, before they would just kind of break it up and then you'd have to piss it out. but now somehow they can just take it out it's way better how do you get them it's just like a deposit of like i don't know deep state yeah deep state deep state too much sparkling water i don't i do drink sparkling water like crazy uh and there's you know there's like wives tales
Starting point is 02:04:35 that that causes but i've looked it up i've asked crock and they say no that there's no studies that shows drinking sparkling water causes kidney stones but i do drink nothing but sparkly water when i stopped drinking soda and then i went to iced tea but it's got caffeine i don't It sounds like such a pussy. And so now I just drink sparkling water most of the time. But anyway, I don't know how they, but I've never had one until I was, you know, 59 years old and then here I am. Well, to wrap the whole thing up, which by the way, it was interesting, like,
Starting point is 02:05:07 just to show that like the progressive stuff has been taking such a backseat to all this. Southwest has changed the rules for their plus-sized passengers. So they had in the last eight years, it was. basically like if you're a fat they give you a free seat and you just have to really and then all those places are all just like one by one being like no fat people are paying for two seats again oh i didn't even know that it's pretty people it's funny some people are up in arms but you like just like you know the fat community pretty specific people but it's just funny to me okay yeah i don't like to make fun of the fatties well it's not it's chris christie then like
Starting point is 02:05:43 well you can make fun of the corporations because it's the corporations being like hey we're giving everyone free seats for being too overweight and then the minute there's like hey no one cares about this shit anymore right you're just like well southwest has gotten a lot worse lately right so they used to not charge you for check bags they're charging it for check bags it used to be open seating now I'm pretty sure that you choose your seat yeah they got rid of they got rid of the open seat and the bags they start charging for bags again yeah that's what I mean and uh but uh I can see why the open seating the bad thing was like I would try to race to the emergency exit and a lot of times my tour manager would get there first and so he'd try to save it and then he'd almost
Starting point is 02:06:23 gotten fights with people. Open seating is like a fucking bus. I'm like, that's crazy for everyone to have open seating. Don't do that. Yeah, you're kind of creating fights. Yeah, you're like exactly what they were doing. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah, it's like an old king being like, you know, yeah, go fights. Run amuck. Lord of the flies. Yeah. Hell yeah. And then, okay, so the special Oh, by the way, I was on a plane recently. I don't know if you know this. You've been on a plane? I actually didn't know that.
Starting point is 02:06:50 Yeah, I was on it. I was flying from Burbank Airport to Las Vegas. And so we had just taken off for about maybe five minutes in the air. We're still climbing. And all of a sudden, oh, I think I saw you tweet about this. Yeah. Yeah. We dove and you see everything just.
Starting point is 02:07:10 No. Yeah, like you were in, like. But it's floating, right? Everything starts floating. I was floating. And then we come back down. and I see there's two women in front of me they weren't wearing their seatbelts and I had mine on but I had it on loose right I always have it on super loose and so I floated up but my head didn't hit the ceiling my seatbelt caught me but so then we go back down and everybody's and then it happens again and worse and like ah where all everybody and this woman hit their heads on the ceiling you could see their hair going up right that was gonna see all the women's hair is going up and gravity and I it's how they do like that's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like Zero gravity.
Starting point is 02:07:46 Yeah, zero gravity. So I had my passport in my pocket, my shirt pocket, all of a sudden I see it floating in front of me. So I grab it. I grabbed it. Yeah. Was it a little bit cool? It was a little bit cool.
Starting point is 02:07:58 Tiny, tiny amount. I'm sure you would have been cooler if you had a little like a notice. So I thought it was just like unbelievable. Like we hit some kind of turbulence, some kind of wind tunnel. I don't know what the fuck. And so everybody's freaking out. The lady behind me is screaming. and the women in front,
Starting point is 02:08:17 they hit their heads. Two of the flight attendants had to get medical attention. They really hit their heads. Because they're standing when it happens. Yeah. And so they were just getting ready to start the drinks, right?
Starting point is 02:08:27 The drink service, right? And so then fine, like, it takes like at least three or four minutes and the pilot comes on and says, sorry about that. I had to take an aggressive action because my collision avoidance alarm went on. There was a plane heading for us.
Starting point is 02:08:42 I was like, I wish you would have told me that. I'd rather just think it was turbanes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then the rest of the way, I'm like, ah, and yeah, so that happened. There was some kind of military contractor flight. It's called a hawker and a plane that they, they, some private contractor trains military people on how to fly, so I don't know what the fuck. But anyway, it was coming right at us, and so we had to dive aggressively, and we did.
Starting point is 02:09:09 We went like 700 feet like that. It's like crazy. It was unbelievable. And so when I got off the plane, I tweeted about it. it and that tweet i don't know it got like 50 million views or some shit like that everybody all of sudden ABC news NBC every every news organization in the world was calling me to do an interview did you do any and i didn't do any no i was like no i'm not first i don't want to and i'm in Vegas i just wanted to go to sleep yeah you know and so i was like no no thanks i'm not first
Starting point is 02:09:37 all i was like how did you get my number i remember the first one was ABC New York call me i go how did you get my number they go well we have you know we have a research department and i go yeah but How'd you get it? Yeah, and this is my second phone. How the hell did you get it? And then a lot of people had my number, it turns out. So it's not so easy to get my number.
Starting point is 02:09:55 It's not so hard to get my number. The phone was ringing left and right. God damn. I didn't do any interviews. My wife did one interview with somebody. Chris Cuomo show called me to do an interview. And I almost did it. Just to talk about some other shit?
Starting point is 02:10:10 Just to ask them about Chris, remember when you're in your basement during COVID? I wanted to really bust his balls. That would be, but I was like, that would be, that's too much of a pimp move to go on his show to do that. So I just said no. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:22 Yeah. So. You show up and then Dave Smith pops up again behind you. Oh, yeah. Jimmy Dorr, everybody. YouTube special. Grabbing by the pussy. Grabbing by the pussy is going to be out, potentially this weekend.
Starting point is 02:10:35 Potentially. But on the YouTube channel. So subscribe to that. Always a pleasure. You're the best. I appreciate it. Thanks, you guys for having me. Always pleasure.
Starting point is 02:10:43 And, oh, by the way, what, four times a week right now. streaming, right? No, I did Monday, Wednesday, Fridays. Three times a week. Okay, Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, yeah, two hours a day, live. And I'm going to Canada, in fact, on Thursday morning. I'm going to Edmonton, Calgary, and Vancouver. The great sovereign nation of Alberta. Oh, yeah, check out those shows, yeah. Jimmydoor.com? Jimmy door.com. Hell yeah. All right, peace everyone.

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