The Boyscast with Ryan Long - New Pride Flag Just Dropped! Kanye Burns His Last Bridge & Hockey is Too White

Episode Date: October 28, 2022

Two dads, racist hockey, Kanye West and the NEW PRIDE FLAG! SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome everybody to the boys cast. Ryan, sorry to cut you off not so fast, but I have an important announcement to make. The boys cast is officially donating our revenues for the next 18 months to the Jewish Defense League. Not necessarily something we've talked about, maybe an off-camera conversation to have. Ryan, anti-Semitism right now is the world's foremost problem. And this podcast is 50% Jewish, and based on the one drop rule, this podcast is 100% Jewish. So this is both of our problems. Don't really get that.

Kind of thought we'd be a little more neutral on this one. Also, we're officially revoking Ye's longstanding offer to be on the boys cast. Would be a good guess. Maybe pop these cameras off and we can sort of have this conversation off camera. No, we're putting a mezuzah on the door. And the banner of the podcast is now going to be an Israeli flag. Let's have that avatar conversation, maybe potentially. No, Ryan, I don't care.

These are things that you should probably bring up to me before. If we weren't Jewish, we could maybe remain neutral on this. Do respect your Jewishness. I'm going to go grab the Torah, and let's have a' cast. The lads. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. We purgues and four boys' cast. It's the bros. It's the boys' cast. The homies.

It's the boys' cast. The dudes. It's the lads. It's the boys' cast. The boys' cast. Fellas, fellas, fellas We hashed it out And Danny has actually demanded that Ye be on now

We actually have him sitting in this barrel Welcome, Ye, to the podcast Did you see the thing I just sent you? No, oh here, oh yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, this is YumEarth.com This was on a plane And there's this company called YumEarth, right?

I just saw it. I go, what's so funny about this? We'll put it on the screen. Okay. This is what it says. So this is Yum Earth, and they're giving these out on the plane. It says yumearth.com. It's a little snack.

You know what I mean? It says no peanuts, no tree nuts. Taste. Thankful. Best. Honest. Quality. Passionate. Love. it's a little snack you know what i mean it says no peanuts no tree nuts taste thankful best honest quality passionate love delicious simple sweet fun commitment smile two dads variety yum two dads you know they had a real meeting about this and so like that's like when you have to please everybody and then they're like, what about this? Someone's like, what about two dads? You go, well, we just make almonds.

So what is it on Earth? What do they make? What is the product? We are going crazy on this. Yeah, it's like a little snack that you get on a plane, pretzels or whatever. This is a Canada thing, right? Sure.

But I actually looked into it, and even funnier, maybe even funnier or less funny, it's not like a... The thing is, it's a company that two different dads started. Oh, fuck off. So I looked it up

and essentially it says, it was like... Is it brilliant or stupid? I'm so confused. They're killing it because they're in planes and stuff. You know, that's some big money right there, right? Yeah. The plane.

Yeah. But like, did two dads get them on WestJet? Like did WestJet go, two dads? What are we going to say? No to two dads? I think that's possible. What you're saying where the other company was just as confused as we are. But in their marketing materials, it's like,

these two dads just wanted to make the most healthy snack. And these two dads, when they were making snacks for their kids, blah, blah. And it was like, and there's a picture. It's like two dads with their respective families. And all of their marketing materials are being two dads so i thought that it was like a the owner had two dads of course i thought there's yeah there's nothing weird what's weird about which is good that is one of those kind of like uh things where you go they're like well i don't they're probably like we don't want to get in trouble for saying no to them so right because

the one guy's like, you know, they go, how about yum? Yes, let's get on there. Original, I love it. Passionate. Oh, that's good. Simple, delicious. The other guy goes, two dads, pop that on there. They go, huh. The best would be like when they agree to it and they go, let's bring this guy in here because we want to meet the face of this.

And then the two dads goes, so which one of you is the guy that has two dads? And they're like, what? No, we're the two dads goes, so which one of you is the guy that has two dads? And they're like, what? No, we're the two dads. Yeah. We love taking our kids to softball. Yeah. And they're looking around being like. No, they're like, yeah, two hockey dads.

You know what I mean? You're fucking with us, right? Because we turned down a trans peanut company. Yeah. We thought this two dads thing was going to take us to the top. Right. And the thing is, I haven't seen all their marketing materials, but I love the idea of, yeah, them back to back, like two dads looking real gay. You know, with their arm around each other, just having fun.

Just the kids just cropped. Well, yeah, exactly. You zoom out, their families are there. It's them, you know, it's them drinking a beer at the softball game while their kid runs the bases. Oh, man, They're playing dirty. My brother's in there. He's like, what the hell? Two dads.

Isn't that great? I love it. Oh, yeah. Yum. Smile. Two dads. Variety. Varieties after two dads.

I mean, that is variety in terms of families. We promise to always keep it sweet on simple so they have they're definitely leading you to believe when they say keep it sweet that there's some stuff going on here you know what i mean yum yum two dads yeah two dads yum passionate yeah so i don't know like the passion that two dads would have when they were making sweet love. I'm really not sure the extent to which the airlines knew all this stuff. You know what I mean? Yeah, that might have been slipped by there.

Well, anyways, that's pretty good stuff, right? Yeah, that was good shit. So, from the people who have brought you not being happy about Kanye, I have another problem with hockey where they say it's too white. For people that don't know, that's the Hockey Night in Canada theme song. Or was.

The NHL diversity chief said there are too many white people in hockey and promises to fix the problem. I mean, this is a problem that's been going on for a while. They've been chomping at the bit to get

their little paws on hockey. No hockey too white. There isn't a hockey too white yet. Yet. I'm hoping to change that.

Yeah. Puck is the, you know, it's the one sport where you go, this has got to stop. And the NHL found that the 83% of the workforce is even

white, which grinds my freaking gears. You know what I mean? I think they should make the ice black in the puck. Especially in a country found that 83% of the workforce is even white, which grinds my freaking gears, you know what I mean? I think they should make the ice black and the puck white. Especially in a country that's 83% white. It was 83% white. They should make the ice black, puck white. What do you think? Would that do anything?

Well, this is the kind of things that I think that we need to, when we're talking about how to solve these problems, a lot of people will go, the government should do this, but they're not getting to the root of the problem. So for example, that idea, making the puck white, love it, instead of... Yeah, you know, really just appeal to Gordon Kappes-Casing,

who's fucking just what cracking a butt i would like to see some drill you tell me you wouldn't want some of the hockey cheerleaders come out nude with skates on yeah i mean i would want to see that actually how about this instead of a puck sure it's like a ball and then instead of a net it's like a hoop no skates shorts and basically every point two points and then there's like a three point line sort of thing point yeah so that might be an option yes and but definitely no no penalty box anymore because that's fouls maybe well that's too much like the prison industrial complex right it's like having it's like that is prison right yeah get Yeah. So you got to get rid of that for sure. So no penalty box.

And what if instead of that, yeah, they have maybe like a foul sort of system and then you get to shoot extra goals. Oh, yeah. So that's an option? I think so. Instead of playoff beards. I think we've cracked it. Instead of playoff beards, what about a playoff thin mustache around the lip?

That's not bad. Playoff cornrows. Playoff cornrows. Playoff cornrows. Yeah. So these are sort of options. Yeah. A playoff Michael Jordan thin mustache. I don't want to say the Michael Jordan mustache.

Well, not that Michael Jordan mustache of that one summer. Check out that. Okay, so not the playoff Michael Jordan mustache from the one summer, if you know what I mean. He was no longer a player. The Kanye mustache. Kanye mustache, yeah. You can't say that either. How about this?

It's really the Vince Carter. It's the lip liner. The lip liner. Yeah. Menthol chew. So a lot of hockey players like to dip chew. Yeah. Menthol dip.

I like that. Only. Only. Exclusively. Only. The reverse of what California's doing. Yes. And maybe like in the, you know, because they do it in a water bottle sometimes.

I'm listening. Hennessy bottle. Hennessy bottle. Empty Hennessy bottle. Now we are just getting stereotypical. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what they want, no? I guess so.

Yeah. 20 inch rims on the Zamboni. Hashtag hockey too white. And instead of a Zamboni, they should call it like a lit bony. Because you are thinking about it. You go, how do you? Okay. Some guy that grew up in an area where most people he knows watch basketball or football.

Yeah. They don't want anything to do with hockey. Whether, you know, every Indian dude I know didn't fuck with hockey. Most of the black guys I know, you know, for some bizarre reason, liked basketball. Yes. What if we made it a lit bony? You know, we got the lit bony. hockey most of the black guys i know you know for some bizarre reason like basketball yes what if we made it a lit bony they you know that we got the lit bony you you know have some hip-hop blaring from it something that was sort of more culturally relevant what about because it's not just about black people right like what about like uh uh calling chiclets grills what about a fast and

the furious type deal where you get those drifters to do the same, like an Asian person who does like the drifting to go ride the Zamboni. Drifting on the Zamboni to get Asians in. Yeah, to get the Asians in. We go, here's some drifting for you. Instead of popcorn noodles. Yeah, here's like a, yeah. Popcorn noodles. It's like, yeah, this is like a Mazda MX-5

or something or whatever that car was. Yeah, chiclets, I'd like to say grills um and you know what the problem is you don't see if you're if you're a black kid you don't actually see that much representation so and well until that gets fixed maybe like a couple of the players play blackface to sort of i'm listening you know what i mean because then you'd watch and you go there's no black guys and you all those three are really black or i got a better idea because that's what you just said is very offensive. But if you're not-

Well, sometimes you got to crack a few eggs. But if you've been watching hockey recently, so you know the overlay technology is getting so good right now where they've like, even though they have normal boards with ads, they now have overlay boards with ads where even if they skate by,

it like doesn't break them. What are we getting in there? Overlay, we overlay on the faces. Oh, so i got you so the player does it because again that might fuck up their playing but what if just cbc goes hey just straight up cgi a black face on one of the faces it can be done they can literally put any ad on the boards any ad on the ice and then you give someone a bonus you go you get an extra 100 bucks a game yeah exactly if you're willing to have your face cgi'd Yeah So that's a huge one Maybe Kaepernick skates

I feel like that could help A little bit Maybe Kaepernick just plays I think we just put him In the NHL Put him in Put him on the first line On the Oilers

Put him in Him and Connor McDavid And then Dreisaitl On one line Do you understand The damage they might do And then you get Noah Kaepernick

Should be a goalie Because then when you go On one knee It's sort of like That's a move That might do? And then you know what? Kaepernick should be a goalie because then when you go on one knee, it's sort of like, that's a movie to do anyway. And then he, when he makes a glove save, he's like this.

So Kaepernick can play goalie. That might help. Kaepernick goalie. Drum ups and things. You know what I mean? And then all black pads. I really do all black pads. They need to work on the slang too.

Like they should ban the word like beauticians, for example, and they should only be able to beauticians for example and they should only be able to say for example liticians liticians i like you know what i mean yeah or lit guy and then change the names in together like we instead of the toronto maple leaves the new york rangers what about like the new york good dancers something like that that's pretty good the new york like uh we could still be the la kings though la king stays la king if anything it's like the cfl where we go there's another team called the kings too uh-huh yeah there's two kings maybe one team called the queens yeah okay so the back-to-back

kings yeah and then you have yeah the hear me out the me out, the Calgary wet-ass pussies. Calgary wet-ass pussies, maybe like the Phoenix boom bats. The bomba klutz? The berry bomba klutz. Yeah, the Rastafarians or something like that. I think we're making some headway here. And instead of calling hair lettuce, you know, all these hockey players, there's all these white slangs, right?

They go, oh, you got some lettuce on your head, bud. What they should do is call that like couscous or maybe something like that. What's a food that looks a little more like an afro? Cabbage? Pumpkin? I guess that's too close to lettuce. Pumpkin?

This guy's got like a pump Look at that fucking pumpkin Look at that fucking pumpkin bud Body's got a pumpkin on his head eh? I honestly could see some hockey being like We already fucking say pumpkin They say pumpkin for something Yeah pumpkin's already something okay

Look at this guy's got a fucking pumpkin on the noggin So that's if you have like a good Like if you're growing out the hair for the playoffs, they call it a pumpkin instead of lettuce. So these are sort of maybe, and celebs, you'd probably want Young Jeezy out there. Yeah, there is. Who's the one who goes to the Florida Panthers game

who was like, I think it was Kodak Black maybe? Kodak Black likes it. Well, I think it was him, or I think it was him, and he was like in the box and literally there was some girl twerking on him. Nice. Kodak Black's hilarious. During the game. I think it was him, but he was in the box and literally there was some girl twerking on him. Nice. Kodak Black's hilarious.

During the game. I think it was Kodak Black. He's funny, dude. He makes the funniest Instagram stories. Yeah, yeah. Dude, he'll post stuff where it's him with six girls kind of thing. And he's like, these are all the bitches. Also, my grandma's here.

He's always with his grandma and a bunch of bitches. It was Kodak Black at the floor. He's my grandma's here. He's always with his grandma and a bunch of bitches. It was Kodak Black at the floor. He's a big Florida Panthers fan. Snoop Dogg, obviously. He's a big LA Kings fan. There we go. They tried.

That's the thing. That was the laziest attempt at the end of the job. Let's throw a million dollars at Snoop Dogg. Also, Snoop Dogg will do anything. You know what I mean? They probably didn't even find out.

You go, Snoop Dogg's doing this with nine other sports. Snoop Dogg's... There's nothing Snoop Dogg won't do. Snoop Dogg will do anything. You know what I mean? They probably didn't even find out. You go, Snoop Dogg's doing this with nine other sports. Snoop Dogg's... There's nothing Snoop Dogg won't do. Snoop Dogg's probably out there supporting like the LA fucking... Yeah. Table tennis team. You give Snoop Dogg a million bucks, he'll be at your swastika foundation.

He's a hired gun. Snoop Dogg is 100% clout for hire. For sure. I guarantee you, Snoop Dogg, you could get him at some UJA, United Jewish Appeal dinner. Just shows up smoking blunts. Everybody's like, is that the Snoop Dogg?

Has Snoop Dogg ever said no to something in his career? Yeah, if the money wasn't right. Dude, there was a point where he was doing rap features on other people's albums, and there would be legitimately, I would guess he just goes and records like 70 a day.

You know what I mean? It would always be these songs like the Katy Perry types. Those are probably the big money ones that he wanted to do anyway, but it'd be like, you know, and that's the girls of the summer and we're the girls of the summer. Girls, girls, girls.

Yeah, that's exactly what it was. You know that we got the number one hummer and you're like he sounds so distinctive too where it's like his style is so distinctive doesn't even matter what he says it's just really the sound that's coming out of him is so unique that you go like that's what you're

paying for and I'm sweaty from my Pilates class sweaty from my Pilates class and I'm getting ass yeah you got that ass in my Pilates class. Sweaty from my Pilates class. And I'm getting ass. Yeah, you got that ass in the Pilates class. Snoop Dogg said no. It's Snoop D-O-double G. You know how we be.

Yeah, he never says no to anything, right? Anyway, so if they're listening, we've sort of solved the problem for you. A bunch of turkeys if you're listening to us. We're on to something With the pumpkin idea Yeah Yeah Yeah

Boom boom boom boom Oh shit This is a news filled episode Because the new pride flag Just dropped I know Oh Snap dog

Thankfully it comes With a tongue depressor Why is that? Because it gives you a seizure Oh okay And then when you get a seizure You need a tongue depressor. Why is that? Because it gives you a seizure. Oh, okay. And then when you get a seizure, you need a tongue depressor so you don't swallow your tongue. It's kind of a high-level joke. Danny just always keeps a fucking erect penis on the tongue to keep him safe.

You know what I mean? No, I do the lip. Can't be too safe. I do the dead, the dying tomato plant move. What's that? Where I tie a string around a tongue depressor around my penis ah that's the original viagra right there before they didn't have when there was no viagra you just tied a string around it like a plant just sort of point that you held it with your hand while you're

having sex you know what i mean correct your penis is done oh is it it's like a finger splint. Yeah. That's the perfect crime. None will be wiser. I was actually laughing. You basically did this video, but I was thinking a lot about making a sketch about the Bacani stuff or whatever, and I think you probably had the right way to, the funniest take of all the things I was thinking about was the hypebeasts that are kind kind of disappointed you know what i mean

the ones that haven't been paying attention but it was making me laugh sort of the same thing but the other way of going to like finding not that there's many of them but like i'm like imagine there was like a white lives matter rally and then going going up to like uh people at a white lives matter rally being like yo that new Kanye drip. That's for sure, of course. Like, where's the shirts at? You know,

he gave, I showed you. Accusing a guy that was like, actually, like a white nationalist. Yeah. Where you love Kanye too?

Oh, where you got that new drip? He's like, I fucking hate Kanye. I actually don't like him that much. That subversive, like, and you go,

they might like him. Well, they like him for the week. As I've seen on Twitter and YouTube. They're enjoying him for the week. And then... You know the price of Yeezys are going up actually, too. Really? I thought they would tank. Okay, we'll talk about that in a second.

But with this flag... Oh, right. The flag. What were you saying before that? You had something you were going to say. Oh, you know what? No, you're going to say about. Finish that one thought. What did you say about the, where did they give the White Lives Matter shirts? Oh, so White Lives Matter, obviously Kanye made the shirt and then he made it with the American Apparel guy.

But then he said the, and they were going to release them. The American Apparel guy's Jewish. Then he said the Jew stuff. And the guy's like, I'm out. And so then they started giving them out on Skid row in la which is like we're all the homeless people yeah so they're all just so all the people on skid row are wearing shirts with pope john paul on the front and white lives matter on the back like just a bunch of hype beasts out on skid row ah it doesn't get better than that in the simulation folks the best part is you can't i

went and looked on ebay because i'm like i wonder if these are popping up because that's like if you're like a real yeezy fan like especially if you're black because you can wear that like without worrying about like getting in real trouble like you think they're popping up but i think like maybe you're not even allowed to sell them on ebay like that's like a violation of their terms so there's i didn't see any on ebay because you think like if you're homeless and on skid row that shirt must be worth 200 bucks yeah they weren't cheap probably no and then they're like you can't even buy them all of the west shirts look like they have like stains on them that's his whole they do they look like a like and they're like you look like he just finished

painting they're all like cummy kind of color. It's like very weird. I actually thought there was something on my screen the one time I was watching it. I'm not kidding. There was something on my screen after I was watching it. No, I saw there. I was like... I actually thought there was something on my screen when I was looking at it.

And after I finished it, I knew there was something on my screen. That is something. Okay. So the new flag, which probably, this is the motherlode, people. So everyone's been waiting for the new drop from Microsoft has basically dropped it. 40 different flags. And the biggest news is they have a big white strip, which I assume is like for white people.

No Israeli flag. Oh, okay. No Israeli flag, but they got a big white strip. Yeah. Which, to be honest, I wasn't that happy about. I think that's a little weird for Microsoft.

It looks like a knife, too. I thought that was a little bit weird for Microsoft. Am I crazy to say it was a little strange that Microsoft has a, and they have gay,

asexual, Caucasian. How is somebody's job at Microsoft this? I think that someone at Microsoft is saying being white's a little gay now. asexual Caucasian how is somebody's job you know what they're saying off this I think that someone at Microsoft is saying being white's a little gay now they're like little these white people are a little gay lately let's throw them in there yeah I don't know what the whites for but it's for something looks like a knife but if your job at Microsoft that is a funny thing as the

programmer we need you to make should you choose to accept it, the most epic pride flag that ever existed. The guy goes, I don't know if I could do it, man. He goes, how many genders are you thinking? I mean, I could probably do 20, 21, 40. Stop it. Stop. No, man. No, no.

It's not possible. He's an Italian. The computer's like shaking. It's like. Do you think? Yeah, the guy making the pride flag is like shaking it's like do you think yeah the guy making the pride play he's like it's all the like indian engineers and then like one like italian like mario looking dude with overalls on it's not possible it can't be done like star trek it's like no it can't be done

you're crazy it's just the whole thing yeah there's a there's a guy working in like the ad department of microsoft his pins rolling what's going on in there steam's coming out of the room like scotty you can't do it There's a guy working in the ad department of Microsoft. His pen's rolling. What's going on in there? Steam's coming out of the room. Like Scotty. You can't do it. There's all these weird overlays. It's not possible.

It's not possible. And there's all these weird overlays on it. Like there's like a- Yeah, you get- Oh, guys, you got to see this, Poppy. It is a specimen to be reckoned with. Yeah. If you're on any sort of psychedelic drugs you'll appreciate it much more it's a bit this is the mother love man you must feel if you're gay and

you're just like if you're like so gay people are the same as because there's some strange ones in here that i didn't know did you look any of these up abrosexual made the cut i don't know what all right let's look up a couple of these i actually actually didn't. Abrosexual. Oh, that's changing her fluid. So that means like... Two-spirit? No. It's interesting that Canada is... Abrosexual is someone who could be gay one day,

then asexual the next. So like, for example, you know, you're at the bathhouse, and then... It's literally a bro-sexual. It's a lot of guys that are a little in the closet because you're at this bathhouse, and you seem to be enjoying it. You seem pretty gay there.

Yeah. And the guy sees you at the hardware bathhouse and you seem to be enjoying it. You seem pretty gay there. Yeah. Then the guy sees you at the hardware store. Bro! But like, yo, yo, it's the gay. Remember last night? Pretty good time. Yo, what the fuck you talking about, bro? I'm sure it's not like some just Italians from Markham.

A bro fucking sexual. A bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bro. Bro. It's a bro. Ace Flux. Okay, what's Ace Flux?

No idea. They're not anything. Oh, yeah, sure, what's Ace Flux? No idea. They're not anything. Oh, yeah, sure, Dan. He doesn't have any idea. Ace Flux is a good one. Okay. Ace Flux is defined as someone who fluctuates. They always fluctuate.

There's 90 different ones that describe someone that fluctuates. Wait until the next year's flag. Next year is going to be nuts, man. Next year, you're going to need a jeweler's loop to look at it. You're going to be like, what the fuck is going on here? So it fluctuates, but it generally stays on the sexuality spectrum. So this is the guy that's like straight always, but maybe the one trip to the bathhouse.

Ace flux. They tried to make that one seem pretty cool, right? Yeah, I mean, it sounds cool. Like if I had to pick one of these, like, to be... He may be strongly asexual one day and less asexual the next day. So that's like, I really don't want to have sex with my wife today, but then tomorrow, I really, really don't want to have sex with her. Okay, here's one.

Maverick is a term to describe those whose gender exists outside of binary completely. So you're a maverick okay it's a term to describe those whose gender exists outside of binary completely huh oh so you're a maverick maverick maverick but it's maverick i can't believe it exists on its own plane of gender separate from all others it is a gender characterized by autonomy and inner conviction regarding a sense of self that is entirely independent. I think this might be me. Maverick. That's 100% that one, right? Your sexuality is operating on this plane of existence, bro.

I love how- You don't even know what it's like. They go history. Dude, my sexuality is not even on this planet, bro. love how you don't even know what it's like they go history dude my sexuality is not even on this planet bro what do you accept i'm some i'm a sexual i'm i'm not even a sexually attractive man or women i'm a sexually attracted to a kneecap no it's so crazy it's like they go they have a history section on this gender wiki or whatever and it's like it this only is from 2014 was this term even came out they haven't they've only had a flag since March 20th, 2021.

Whoa. And it made the flag. These guys are cooking, dude. They're on the move. Yo, the guys who are, what are they called again? I keep forgetting. Maverick. Oh yeah, Maverick.

Mavericks are sort of taking over, dude. I feel like we're going to see a lot more Mavericks in the next little bit. And it's kind of like, it's like a yellow, white, and brown flag. Okay. I like Maverick. Have next little bit. And it's kind of like, it's like a yellow, white, and brown flag. Okay, what's- I like Mavericks. Have you seen this one? Ambiorosos. The Microsoft guy was-

Dude, his computer must have been chugging, trying to get Ambiamoros on there. Ambiamoros is a term that refers to individuals who enjoy both Manowari as well as polyamory. This one's great. This is people that like to be with just one person, but sometimes they like to be polyamorous too. Here's a good one. Noutrois. I can't even say this.

Noutrois. Spelled N-E-U-T-R-O-I-S. Noutrois. It's a French one. Oh, French ones. French ones are extra, man. Non-binary gender identity, which is often associated with a neutral or null gender.

Null. It may also be associated- Null and void. But it's also French. It's genderless and shares many similarities with a gender. I love how she goes, shares many similarities. Almost all of them. It's just different enough to get on the flag.

Well, I guess it's just different enough that it's French, I guess, right? People who consider themselves neutrally gendered or genderless but some may identify as both while others may prefer one term or the other androgynous yeah this flags the goat a rose have you seen a rose a rose are you gay nah but I'm a little bit I don't even know this is like the fancy man's gender you know what I mean this is this is because maverick is sort of like you see yourself as like above and other people

like I'm about to be have my gender on the moon you know what I mean and aerosexual aro aro aro ace okay so it's

aro asexual so aromantic asexual aro ace yeah aro ace by the abbreviations aro ace they're aromantic and asexual is a term

for someone who use who experiences little or no romantic or sexual attraction dude by the way the the committees that design these flags like those meetings must be absolute may have like shit shows because first you have to make sure that your flag is not taken. But there's 9,000 of these genders, right? I mean, imagine they just did the flag and they're like, this is the like super gay flag. And they just made it the Russian flag. Nyet. Nyet. I do not like the flag.

Putin sees us as a what? What is doing here? This is fun shit, though. I told you it's great. This flag was the fucking mother load it is interesting though that they cause this is

you have to think this is on the like bleeding edge of gender all this stuff but then in Canada we're like in Canada they're like

no it starts with a 2SL like they're Canada's holding firm on having their own hierarchy that's different from America that is true cause then First Nations people, which is sort of weird

because it's like- They have First Nations here and they're equally fucked over. Maybe not the same. Well, they just don't have as many of them. But I feel like it would be that- It is kind of an interesting thing because it would be the equivalent

if they were like, you know what? Happy Pride Month. Black, gay, bisexual, asexual. You know what I mean? No gender. And black people are like, why don't we stop combining our things?

Yeah, we're not really part of that specifically. I mean, some of us. The Black Panthers and the White Bathousers. And the Noutoirs. Yeah, because some of these are very fancy. Like, you probably, you show up when you drop your new term and people are like, oh, there's my friend. He's Aero Ace.

And you go, that guy's still Aero Ace. You know what's crazy too? Is they are really like, you know, they talk about like gay erasure and stuff, but like gay doesn't get their own. Gay doesn't get one? Lesbian gets their own. Come on. Gay is gay MLM, which is I guess what?

Multi-level marketing. And then Venetian. What is Venetian? Venetian, but not? And then Venetian. What is Venetian? Venetian, but not spelled like the casino. What the fuck is Venetian? It's V-I-N-I-C-I-N. Okay, I'm looking up a Venetian. It's all one.

Well, what is... Oh, man love man. Man love man, I think is MLM. Oh, Venetian's like... That's good to say. I have a sneer of Venetians. They pressured to change the label because it just means gender non-conforming, like, that's good to say. I have a sneer of Venetians. They pressured to change the label because it just means gender nonconforming,

hero, icons. I can't figure out what Venetian is. They're literally like... Where'd you read Man Loves Man? That's what I assume it is. Beside demisexual, gay slash MLM slash Venetian. That's one entry. That's one of the four.

Is that just people from Venice? They're just taking shots they're like gay bisexual dudes from venice italy or california you know how we feel about you they're just taking shots they go that's the flag yeah yeah yeah i don't i've never This one here is. Oh, it's a neo pronoun. Gay people, bisexual dudes, cum guzzlers, the Polish. So it says, here someone says, I've seen several Venetians say they actively feel pressure to change their label because of the Venetian just means MLM, which I think is man loving man. It's fancier though.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I think they're trying to erase gay men that would be a good like that's a racer yeah it is sort of gay men we need to we need to step up that's an okay call your buddy though he's a Venetian let me JJ's let's just say he likes the Venetian sausage he likes to take a little trip

on the canals of Venice let's just leave it at that if you know what I mean the canals in the back of Venice if you know

what I mean we're not talking about front canals here ladies and gentlemen there's no like etymology of any of this stuff either

gender flux where did this come from everybody's like no idea. Gender questioning. That should be with Maverick because it's very gender. Maverick. You're just asking questions, bro.

Ooh la la, I have a beret. What are the questions? No, no, I'm saying gender questioning. If someone's like, you gay? You go, bro, I'm just asking questions. You're kind of like, you know when someone says, I'm not trying to say, I'm just asking, do you know, you're kind of like, you know, when someone says like, yeah, I'm not trying to say, I'm just asking,

do you run Hollywood? Exactly. Yeah. I'm just asking questions. Go, how'd they let you on this flag? I just fucking, I'm just asking questions. Truth seeker.

Yeah. I'm asking questions about the JQ, the gay Q. Yeah, bro. I'm just asking questions. Why are we always having sex with these dicks when asses are available? Yeah bro I'm just asking questions Why are we always Having sex with these dicks When asses are available

What do you want To have sex with an ass I'm just asking questions Asking questions bro Yo Dude I didn't ask To get put on this flag They put me on this flag

And now it's time To just get to the bottom Of what's going on How'd I wind up On this flag man Oh yeah And you're on your bro At the friggin hockey game And he goes He's like Crazy going on how'd i wind up on this flag man yeah and you're in your bro right the freaking hockey

game and he goes he's like crazy have you ever thought about having sex the two of us you go what you go just asking questions bro i'm not gay i'm not i'm just a question all of a sudden questions are gay what have you done your chick what if we brought like a couple dudes in here she goes would you want to have sex with a dude I'm just that's a question you can't ask a question you're answering my question with a question babe the niche is like Venice to like there's a photo I'm just asking questions like how many deals like a Guinness kind of world world record thing you know I'm just asking questions.

You don't wonder these things either? I always wondered, like, how many glasses of orange juice I could drink and how many dildos I could fit inside of me. I don't know. Yeah, that's a fucking philosophical question should be asked. How much would I like it? It could be zero. I'm just asking questions.

Should we make a flag for the boys' cast? Gender questioning. A boys' cast flag? We need a flag. I guess it would be like i'm just asking questions should we make a flag for the boys cast gender questioning a boys guys flag i guess it'd be like a pirate flag i probably have the boys thing in it there too no i can't have any the man they don't have anything written it's all just they could have a symbol i mean the man symbol oh the man symbol yeah i think that's taken the venetian flag is a double man symbol i seen that that's a nice we should have a triple man we should have the olympics five rings man symbol that's actually pretty good yeah there you go yeah someone might make that for us intersex lesbian maverick i love the mavericks maverick oh this one's fancy that's what i said

what's that one it's like a neutral very neutral it's just some sort of neutral they're not non-binary it's a non-binary gender which is associated with neutral null gender so it's genderless yeah that always reminds me of there was this old clip of Howard Stern making fun of Will Smith

and it was like one of those ones that I've probably listened to like 20 times but he was saying he goes because Will Smith did this like speech and he was like one of those ones that I've probably listened to like 20 times but he was saying that he goes Will Smith because Will Smith did this like speech and he was basically saying like you know Will Smith is not a person Will Smith is an idea Will Smith yeah yeah yeah and at one point he was like Will Smith is air Will Smith is wind Will Smith is matter Will Smith like it was that it was that crazy you know what I mean it was very like is Will Smithith a person is will smith an idea is will smith his own entity or does he belong it was just like the most like up your ass kind of thing yeah but that's what uh no twa gender is you go am i a man am i a woman am i wind it sounds like am i water am i wind it's like a buddhist almost sounds like a cologne doesn't it sound like a cologne commercial? You go, am I water?

Am I wind? Am I gas? Noutoir. Noutoir. Noutoir. And when I listen for the wind, all I hear is Noutoir. Yeah, that's what it is. That is such a cologne commercial.

A lot of these sort of have that. Maverick, you tell me, that's not a commercial for a deodorant? Yeah, for sure. That sounds like the Johnny Depp one. Every morning I wake up. I work out. I eat breakfast. I go to work.

I crush it. I get promoted. I run again. I'm on two-a-days. I come home. Spend time with the kids. Mow the lawn. Have sex with my wife.

Another successful day. And this whole time, no perspiration. Maverick. By Kid Rock. Progress Pride's a good one too. What's Progress Pride? I didn't see that one.

Yo, new twas, fucking money. it's literally like they press the button on like the generator of the gender generator and then it's like it's gone haywire and it's just spitting them out they're like i can't even get near the machine it's like it's like a reactor that's about to melt they actually have to call mario to get in the pipes totally they're like it's melting down you can't go near it no and it is it's like matrix style they're like someone's it's got a mind of can't go near it. You know what it is? It's like Matrix style. They're like,

someone's, it's got a mind of its own. Someone needs to go in there. Yeah, totally. Like he has to go in there. Yes. You got to go in the pronoun machine.

You know, we got to put you in. And then he's like, he puts the thing on and he's all like, it's like they're winning. And he's like, he just,

he looks, he goes, how's it going? And he's just He just He looks He goes how's it going He's just Putting his two hands up To suck a dick No his hands aren't even there You just hear Oh fuck

No it's this He goes how's it going Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow And he has like the EKG machine And it's like Boop Boop Boop Ow. Ow. Yeah. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

And he has like the EKG machine. It's like, boop, boop, boop. A couple of them die. Because God. No, he comes back. And he goes. The alpha people won. He goes, how did they fit?

How did it fit? The alpha people won. He goes, how'd it go? Did you fix it? He goes, not on my watch. And he goes, no. No. No. You can call me no. No. No. You can call me Maverick.

No. No, I did not fix it. But I do dedicate myself to fixing society's gender norms. Maverick. Ah, they got him. Maverick, you're at your service. They got him. Another one down.

You have to transport your head to the gender machine. It's the only way to fix it. It's spitting them out. There's no way to stop it. If this flag runs out of any more space, it's going to explode. No, there's only a printing press that's printing onto the flag. There's only a finite amount of permutations of every flag and every color. And if it ever does the same one again. Well, no. Once it reaches the end

of every possible permutation. Well, that's a gay gender. A black hole opens and it sucks everybody in. Sucks everybody in the world in. Yeah, yeah. So they go, we gotta beat the end of all the permutations. Is it coming? That's how movies are. People are wondering, how do you come up with the matrix? That's basically it right there. Oh my god.

Probably the best one ever after gender questioning. You've seen this one? No. You've seen this, folks? Hey, you've seen this, folks? Gray sexual. Whoa. How did I miss that?

That's when you like the grannies. You know what I mean? That's... Holy shit. Was that depressed people? I don't know. What? Gray sexual.

Okay, let's find out. I'm going depressed, people. What do you think? Depressed. Gray sexual. If gray sexual's flag is not gray gray sexual describes people who are largely asexual but still occasionally have sex what the hell it's like who no one's having sex all the time um by the way gray sexual

individuals with gray asexuality refer to as being gray yo did you bone that guy that's a gray piece of ass that's a gray piece of ace right there that's a gray piece of ace gray that veronica jingle is one gray piece of ace. I know from experience, if you know what I mean. Now they're asexual. Gray and purple. Okay. I'm a little bit gray. I'm a little bit purple too.

There's one of all of these that work at Microsoft 100%, right? Do you think it was a gray sexual? They had an internal Slack channel. Everybody submit your pronouns. We're making a flag. No, they said we got the rounds. We got the flags and someone did the flag. It was finished.

And then one guy walks in. Eeyore is his name. And he goes, you forgot about my gender. You forgot about me. Oh, I guess that's what it was. Nothing out of the ordinary. You forgot old Tom, you gender again. No, whatever. They go, oh, we can still add more. The machine's still kicking. Nah, forget it. you forgot old Tom you gender again no whatever

they go oh we can still add more the machine's still kicking nah forget it it's fine I'll just go kill myself you go no it's okay

what is it I'm a graysexual I'm a graysexual this is purple and gray and some white purple gray little bit of white

but I don't want to be a bother graysexual's incredible graysexual stop it Purple, gray, little bit of white, but I don't want to be a bother. Gray sexual is incredible. Gray sexual. Stop it. You got to be fucking. These people all work at Microsoft. There has to be a gray sexual that works at Microsoft.

Yeah. No, there's. Gray sexual. Is there any way that someone. Largely asexual. That might be Bill Gates is the gray sexual. No, he's fucking Lolita Express sexual. That's true gray sexual is that intersex lesbian maverick omnisexual pangender polyamorous polysexual what's the difference between polyamorous and polysexual transgender trigender trigender two-spirit

progress pride queer oh no progress progress pride that was what the hell is progress i don't know the note there again it's just the machine is run amok okay let's do let's look up two more let's look up progress pride you do try okay so progress it's a multi-colored trans so you're everything you're a little gray you're a little it well it has the trans flag it has the rainbow flag and then it has black lives matter and as well on it i think that's like the all of them a tri-gender person defines their gender identity in a third category which is not situated in between men and women tri-gender i think they try to this flag was developed in 2018 someone this is how new this flag this is like the try hard of the place.

You know what I mean? Honestly, one of the- The opposite of gray sexual is tri-gender. It clashes a little bit, but one of the better flags. That's it. You liking that one? I like that one. You're saying they tried pretty hard?

Oh, no. You're looking at pride progress. No, this is pride progress. Yeah. You could see that being like a hockey jersey in Europe somewhere. Like with all the ads all over it. But like. It blends three gender identities.

A trike. A trans woman who's attracted to other self-identified women. Trike seems like a slur. Slur. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Fucking trike.

Trike. Might be. Look at this. Trike. That's something gray gender says under his breath. I guess I'll just listen to the trike again. Mario's in the fucking machine heaven. What?

Banana. Get this trike. He's going down a dick hole. Hey, there's only two agendas. What's going on in here? Hey, Luigi, what is all these agendas? There's only two of them he's flipping out

there's so many agendas a trisexual and graysexual what is up with all these queers he goes that's just Mario that's just one of them Luigi's pretty woke Mario you can't talk that way Luigi's pretty woke Luigi's onto this shit Luigi's onto this shit Mario you can't talk that way

Luigi's hip to it yeah he goes we'll never get out of here like that yeah alright so that's that that was good

I told you that was the mother alone that was good okay I had a good time let's talk about Kanye for a second because

nah nah nah wait till I get my money. Don't strike us first. What about this? You saying, wait till I get your money. You know what was making me laugh? Right.

Well, the reason I want to talk about it is because I saw the Black Israelite guys. But the thing I was making, it was making me laugh. I was thinking of a lot of skits that were funny, but not funny enough to do. like i was thinking of a lot of skits that like were funny but like not funny enough to do but like the idea of um okay so know how um they were saying that he like his big thing was he saying i need all the jews to get together you know what i mean yeah and i wanted them all to get into a room which is like bold bold ass i asked my mom and she goes what what'd she say i go we all gotta get am i invited yeah i go kanye says we all gotta get together she goes what that was it she's really and you change the subject she doesn't know what's

going on well what if you did this like i was making me laugh like a jewish person calling kanye and saying it's george suros and then kanye meeting with like a guy pretending to be george so it's like a bunch of jewish guys get to get him together because like imagine the jewish guy was like i can get george soros in a room but like you got to pay for the room and there's going to be a fee of this 100 grand like he basically mark uh multi-level marketing some and then there's a guy there with like a wig on being like it is me george soros i'm good soros yeah you should hire an actor oh yeah you hire an actor off craigslist he gets in like a dark room, comes out with a cape.

Like you want to speak to Soros and he like agrees to all his demands. And then Kanye's tweeting, like just spoke to Soros. Like they're firing everyone. It's going to be all black dudes at fucking. So, but Soros is such a trickster. Cause the thing is Soros is the one who puts the Craigslist ads to hire the

actors. So what happens is you put an ad to hire a fake george soros and you end up hiring real george soros not realizing because he's such a trickster real george soros he shows up george soros is the ultimate trickster you can't get played by anybody yeah you can go play by anybody by the way connie's back on instagram i've seen him back and he's probably a day away from being back on Twitter. I know.

Because Elon's taking over Twitter today. Yeah, that's correct. He's back in the game. So, ain't going that bad. Well, he was, because of that, so he tried to do Skechers

because he liked, probably for the better. But it was funny. There's like, the idea of him like, going really down the hall and he's like the new yeezys are doing a combo we're doing like you know he tried all the other ones and the new yeezys will be coming out as a collaboration with patriot shoes my pillow presents yeezys yeah oh my pillow will be my pillow. They're the only ones who probably have the manufacturing capacity to be like, we might be able to figure this out.

My pillow Yeezy is like walking on a cloud. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah. Like the thing is, he's apparently been trying to get out of, I think he's just playing five, this 5d chess right here.

Yeah. It's like, no, I don't think it would be that, there's too much like wackiness for it to not have like it might be a plan that won't happen but i feel like there is like a plan underneath i am curious i would love to get into his brain to see like how detailed this is playing out because like at the end of the day we have a midterm election coming up in under one month there's no way he's going to be in the news cycle once a midterm is going on like he's running what do you mean he's

running connie's not running for anything president oh no midterm midterm like in the next month we have a midterm election for like the house or whatever right so and whatever all the other stuff so it's like that'll be it'll be sleepy joe biden is going to be like the what we're talking about in a month he's going to be totally out of it he's going to have like the, what we're talking about in a month. He's going to be totally out of it. He's going to have some new manufacturing thing. He wanted to get out of that deal. He's like, they're really the only thing that I could say that will get me out of the deal,

but not tarnish my reputation enough. Cause again, if you look at comments on a lot of stuff, people mostly agree with him. The people who leave comments on social media mostly agree with him. Yeah. I think someone was making that point that there is like with this one specifically they were like there's so much outrage but it was like

was there or was all the blog like it was the outrage coming from the people that are writing about outrage of course it's the people who make money like getting clicks are you were getting into it with a couple people online i was danny was getting into it with it it is funny i got my own outrage machine i I'm fucking popping off. It is funny watching you argue with people. It's going to be like, yeah, you almost get accused of being in on it. You know what I mean? Of course.

I mean, but I also lean into getting accused because I enjoy doing this. So Danny's been fighting on Twitter being like as a, you've actually posted like one thing that actually I found that probably the most thing that made me laugh is people kept posting stats being like, this is the percentage of Jewish people in banks is the percentage of Jewish. And you just kept saying like, yes, Jewish excellence. Yeah. Yeah.

So we should have our own. I go, if this infographic is to be believed, I'm like, we should have our own month. But I said either June or July, but not July just because July probably bad optics for that. June it is. But you keep saying, and then someone posted all the politicians. I go, impressive. That was killing me. The idea of like, yeah, you're so removed from the conversation. You just think someone's like complimenting you.'s like look at this jewish people have managed to put all these top positions in hollywood impressive yeah that was some good stuff but some people were actually pretty uh getting fired up about you oh yeah yeah read what would read the one that was like oh i mean dude it's basically i

get the infographics it's the main infographic. No, but that guy was saying like, Oh, you, you pretend to, you know, it's funny. Cause he was like,

you know, you shit on your own people as whites, but you'd never say that. But you're like, as if you're like the biggest, like anti white guy or something. Yeah. That's the thing.

Because I just put you into a box. They go, you're a blue check Jew. So then they go, you, they're like, he must've deleted all his white people should die tweets. Like in their mind.

Do you think that, do you think any of those guys went through your stuff looking for white people should die? 100%. 100%. They were, they were hoping to find like, uh,

you know, white people are the worst. Yeah, for sure. Oh yeah. I mean, my most recent, I just opened up my Twitter and that's the most recent thing.

The funny thing is, is these infographics that they use. And so this one guy, he keeps complaining. Cause he's like, I'm, you know, my most recent, I just opened up my Twitter and that's the most recent thing. The funny thing is, is these infographics that they use. And so this one guy, he keeps complaining because he's like, you know, he's like, you can't criticize them. And you go, I'm like, you've been spending the last three days doing it. I'm like, so it seems like you can. Well, you know what he means, obviously. Well, no, but he's, I think he does mean he's, he's playing the game.

He's waiting to get kicked out. No, I understand that. But obviously the, I don't think it's a crazy thing to be like, you can make a video about how you hate white people on the internet. It's fine. I mean, that point is accurate. If you're a certain level, if you reach a certain level.

A regular person could just be like, yeah. I mean, again, my whole Twitter is people criticizing Jews. I'm like, as a person, you can criticize Jews. But I think that, not to just play the devil's advocate on this one point, it's like there's a reason why they have to have fake avatars to do that. Of course, sure.

Like if that guy was his real avatar, he'd be fired from his job, but if he was doing it for white people, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whites are fair game. But again, whites are the devil. The worst.

The worst, right? Hollywood, can i have my uh show please thanks but you know this begs the question sure is that you know how people say uh like you know uh they have the argument about like what are the wrong things about free speech like would those people be this is an actual question i don't know the answer to necessarily but like all of these people that when you're arguing with they're like super fired up about jews right yeah do you think they would be as fired up if they were allowed to say those things or are they more fired up because you can't say it um would they be sorry say this again okay the fact that they go hey there's this one group you're obviously not allowed to talk about right and there's obviously like a historical precedent for that and why right it's not i'm not saying it's like completely out of nowhere right yeah but the fact that you can't talk about it

is a lot of the reasons why do you do you think that some of those people are mad or because you can't talk about it or do you think if you could talk about it it would just be like the white thing where everyone talks about it all the time i'd say this okay so i've been going into the league yeah i've been seeing a lot of comments uh like in this space and i'm looking at youtube videos and stuff and like it's not just white people who don't like the jews black people aren't fine there's a lot of hispanic people like and i'll tell you this how do you think about this kanye does his yeezys with like the palestine government the palestine colorway on the new yeezys because that's one of his beefs is they wouldn't let him

do his colorways oh he's like adidas won't let me do the colorways i want for the yeezys like they won't he's like he has certain ones and they like won't allow him so then maybe he'll do the palestine ones but i will say the thing where you say you're not allowed like i've seen a lot of people tweet and comment this stuff from their personal accounts okay like where i click on i go like yeah it's just like the face it'd be just like a guy just literally a guy and he's just like yeah you're you're not allowed to criticize the jews blah blah but you're like or whatever and like just saying stuff okay but we know but yes you know what this conversation is like we've already kind of had but like we it's just obvious that obviously we want to say like crazy if you want

if you're on youtube and you go hey if you don't want to get kicked off don't talk about jews or race iq like we how many people we've seen for that look i will somewhat agree with you but also there's okay there's a video that i watched uh about this guy who do you remember the guy who uh you may remember this his name's uh tech lead or like executive tech lead or something like that that's his name on youtube and he made this video um basically about he made a um a video like a few months ago and then he got in trouble where he said that he was like a hirer at Google or Facebook and he said whenever a woman applied for a job, he's like literally threw the

resume in the garbage in front of them and told them to go have a family. Do you remember that guy? No. He's like this super autistic like Asian dude who used to work. James Damore on crack. Totally. He's like he's. James Damore much more. I don't know. Come on. His name is Patrick Shiu or something.

Something like that, right? James DeMoremore. James DeExtramore. But so anyways, he kind of... I remember seeing him because he said like, yeah, I would throw their things out, like literally. But he got fired from Google and Facebook. Yeah, it didn't work out for him.

Yeah, yeah. But he says he quit one of them because he was making more money from YouTube. But he put out a pretty aggressive video on kanye is right is he asian he's asian i know that guy yeah he's asian he put out this pretty aggressive video that guy the little asian guy was throwing girls resumes in the garbage yes saying go have a family right but he put out a pretty aggressive video and i'll say this like so fucking funny dude he leads off this video leads off with this like uh he goes yeah so jews you know it's and he's he's

so like monotone like there's literally like no emotion he goes like it's very like it seems very scientific like because he's like you know jews control the media and then he throws up this chart and like the charts literally like from the Daily Stormer like website, like, and it says like, it's a Excel spreadsheet and all the red cells are Jews in the media. And then all the green are like possible Jews. Like it literally says, and then like the blue are like Goyim. Like it's like literally how it's labeled. And he goes, see, like this is, but then if you go look at it, like many of them are not

Jewish and many of them are not jewish and many of them are there like like i was looking at him like marissa mayor i'm like she used to be the ceo of yahoo she's on the thing four times and then it says she's a jew but she's like you look at her she's like okay lutheran i guess i'm missing the point of this anyways he goes into like he's posting all this stuff that's lies okay and then going in pretty hard on all this stuff about the jews and that video is still there and it has like 500 000 views okay so to say like again and he had like youtube's not taking him down like i'm sure there's been many jews who have flagged that there's some there is some people who've like i black maybe it will maybe i would say black guys have had more success like you know

treading on that water probably and maybe if a white guy made that video maybe it would be down i don't know but i can say that i don't know asians i don't think asians are allowed to do it well i'm i mean he's doing it and it's there and he's dude he has probably 10k comments on this this video that are 99 in support of him and it's there so to say that you're not allowed to do it i'm like i don't know maybe it'll be kicked off everybody's like see you on rumumble next week. But like, still there. Rumble.com slash Ryan Long comedy. But the reason I even like,

I mean, obviously we didn't talk about it last week because we had Jelly Roll on and this is kind of like whatever the biggest thing that Kanye knows how to take over a news cycle. Oh, absolutely. Nothing else. But so I was in rally where we were both in rally but you weren't with me at this time and i the black israelites there is

nothing more entertaining in the world dude i love them it's bonkers so these guys there's three different groups of them and they're in a park so this park the jehovah's witnesses had the same had they had to share a corner with the black israelites for a little bit right so i was in i was going to do interviews there's six or seven black israelites in the main group and then there was kind of like the runoffs that they don't have as much spunk in their voice you know what i mean the the main guy they have jobs dude this guy should be a podcaster i swear to god he could have talked for 45 hours. He's like Tim Dillon level of like could go forever kind of thing.

You know what I mean? This guy, he goes, and he's probably like, yeah, I would if the Jews didn't take away my channel. Yeah, yeah, kind of, right? He's like, I had a podcast. Yeah, I was a podcaster. The Jews took my channel and now I'm out here in Raleigh. Yeah, and there was three of them. And the stuff that they were saying was like, I swear to God, it was stuff where you go, if anyone said this ever, at one point they start just chanting Hitler.

And then they're making like jokes kind of, right? Probably the craziest thing that he said. He's like, Hitler was right. Tell me where he's wrong. Tell me where he's wrong. Guy walking his dog, like this baby stroller walking by anyone here tell me one thing that hitler did wrong like that kind of stuff and then and then legitimately the jehovah's witness guy standing there beside him being like the lord uh crazy right and then at one point this guy goes

he keeps saying the jews we are the jews he goes, these fake Jews want to be black so bad, that's why Hitler put them in the oven. That's what he says. He's yelling this in a park. There's a guy picnicking with his wife. By the way, now's probably a good time to announce that our next Patreon goal, if we hit it, I'm going to go up to these guys dressed as a rabbi and say, hello, fellow Jews. This is killing me. No, no, no no no no you i told you my

sketch idea was you need to find the black israelites that go and the jewish man that's doing this and this and this and then you dress like really jewish and put the voice up and you go uh guys uh technically i own this square and you owe me rent uh how long have you been here for i i'm willing to give you a break on it. Get my abacus out. Get your abacus and charge them for rent for doing... Technically, this is a private property. And you seem quite angry.

So it won't be full rent, but mortgage rates are up. They're killing me. it's a factor and um going hardcore jewish costume and then charging going and charging them i mean if they weren't so scary i had a guy called so a guy called into low value mail joe the lawyer he's a jewish guy he's like orthodox okay he called in and he goes he lives in the bronx and he's like he wears a kippah and he goes literally countless times black israelites on the train throw coins at him wait no yes he's like all the time he's like he's like they push he's like i've been pushed by them those are my people too a lot of the fellas are the orthodox

dudes you know that he called into my show you know those are my people too. A lot of the fellas are the Orthodox dudes. You know that. Dude, he called in to came to my show. You know those are my boys, dude. Yeah, I do though. I'm going to tell black Israelites right now, stop it. The Orthodox dudes love us,

but they, dude, he's like straight up. He's like, and I go, what do you do? What coins? I go like, silver?

You see Danny with the tassels covered in magnets. They throw them and they stick to me they go what kind of supernatural being is this Jew the coins just stick to him I'm like Magneto

who is also Jewish actually holy fuck dude he goes they're not bouncing off of him you heard you go that's terrible what stop

oh fuck that's actually terrible is that the jay train oh fuck oh the next day there's like 80 different... 80 people there. You know what would really hurt?

A paper cut. Oh, fuck. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, dude dude If they're throwing coins at him Then they're Dude that's their move Is they see Jews And they throw coins at them

That's wild Yeah No these guys I actually wrote down And he goes I'm like what do you do He's like I just mind my business I don't do anything

What are you going to do Get into a fight with these Like Dude they're wearing essentially Like cosplay outfits They look like kind of Klaus Schwab-ish. They have these long flowing robes.

But some of them have like armor kind of situations. Dude, the one guy was holding a whip the whole time. Legitimately, the one guy had like a huge whip. It's like, these guys are not to be messed with. No, no. Dude, the Jehovah's Witness guy. And I was asking him, I was like, how are you like having a share with this? He goes, oh, you know, it's fine.

He was like the Ned Flanders, basically. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. Yeah, the Jehovah's are very nice people. Yeah, this guy was like minding his own, right? He was asking me, would you consider maybe a whip? What do you think of the whip? Yeah.

At one point, he goes, listen up, all you Weinsteins and Steinbergs. He's doing all this shit, right? So he's going off. It was just so crazy because it was like, it is one of these things where like Kanye West is a big celebrity, but it was like, if this was seven like white people, you would not be able to turn on the internet without that being the number one story in the world.

Of course. But like, because it's seven black guys, it's like a tumbleweeds like flying by them. You know what I mean? That would be like on CNN. I mean, literally that's like a tumbleweeds like flying by them you know that would be like on cn i mean literally that's like the charlottesville it would be charlotte it would be sure there was legitimately 20 of them on like a and there are three different spots and there might have been more this is just the three spots i saw yeah yelling at the top of their lungs how like great hitler was yeah i mean there's different rules oh you know what he goes he goes

uh he goes oh you what what he goes he goes he goes oh you what do you want talking about the Jews I don't give a damn about no motherfucking Anne Frank in some motherfucking

attic at one point he starts going on Anne Frank he says I don't give a shit about Anne Frank in some attic

now he's he's going on about that for a while he's you know he's talking about the six million stuff a lot he goes

yeah let me guess they weren't buying it he said it was low it was actually higher he thought it was higher he's you know he's talking about the six million stuff a lot he goes yeah um let me guess they weren't buying it he said it was low it's actually higher he thought it was higher go six million seems very low to me anyways back to hitler yeah yeah go that's the one thing that i do actually disagree with i've done the math on that one and that actually was a pretty accurate synopsis if anything that's a low figure anything that would be a low ball that would be called in the industry a low ball dude he was what if farrakhan gets to come back

on twitter did he get kicked off twitter oh yeah oh yeah when he called the jews termites that was kind of i thought that was like years and years and years before twitter he said that no no that was that was five years ago, maybe. Really? Yeah, it was during Trump. The anti-Semite, anti-Termite thing? Yeah. I thought that was forever ago.

I don't think so. Time's just slowed down. Oh, also, here's an interesting one. They said the Hispanics and the Native Americans are Jews, too. Everybody's Jews but the Jews. He said that. I didn't realize that. He said the Hispanics. Because he goes, and we are the Jews, and said that. I didn't realize that. He said, the Hispanics, because he goes,

and we are the Jews, and we are the greatest people that ever lived, and they were taking our title away as Jews. And he goes, the same with Hispanic. Everyone who was native

to any piece of land was the original. Well, I guess, well, Kanye was saying on Lex Friedman, he goes, everybody came from Africa, therefore,

everybody is Jew. So then everybody is just not- Except the actual Jews. Where do the actual Jews come from then? We all come from- Everybody comes from Africa. Except for Jewish people. I guess.

We come from Satan's asshole. Is that the thing? We were all birthed out of Satan's asshole, I believe is the- Is that what he's trying to say? Is the backstory correct? Yes. I don't know. The Federal Reserve printed you you is that what he's

trying to say uh i why wouldn't ever if everyone came from africa well that's why he goes he goes everybody's jewish like like or kanye goes so why would they be fake jews then why he keeps calling fake jews because i don't know because we're the ones who are recognized as jews i guess yeah you're but you're just as real as them. They're just saying we're also that. I guess, yeah. I mean, we would welcome them. We wouldn't.

I guess that's a lot about having Jesus' blood. I would love to. You can't get me to go to a synagogue right now, but if you promised me that there would be black Israelites there, I would be there fucking every Friday. How about this? I would be there every fucking Friday, every Saturday. What if you went to a black Israelite and they said,

we have Jesus' blood into you? And you go, well, my great-great-grandfather has more of it because he actually did the circumcision with his mouth. And so he actually legitimately had Jesus' blood in him. Correct. Holy shit. Yeah. And he goes, oh, here, I got one more.

He goes, what Jewish person drops 80 points a game he started bragging about how uh i mean what do you mean kobe but that's what no that's what he was saying he was like he was saying that black people are better athletes and he was like his theory that he was getting at were that jewish people are the best and they're the best athletes so if jews were the actual real Jews, they'd be better at sports. That was like, I'm telling you, that's the kind of arguments they were making. Yeah, that's a stretch. And he goes, what?

You tell me. Yeah. Jewish people, the greatest of all time. Have you ever seen one of these fake Jews drop 80 points in a game? That was a line of reasoning. That's true. He went on about that for a while. Interesting.

That's an interesting thing that that one probably does not hold up with even do these guys make the most virulent of anti-semites is like yeah that one you lost me on they these guys make 16 Chan look like a fucking cakewalk that must be weird too because like a lot of really anti-semites probably are like don't like who would probably just blanket doesn't like anybody who's not white like the proper like arian whatever blah blah but then they're they're probably like man i agree with them on so much i wish they weren't black i think they like them probably of course they like yeah it's the same

reason why they like kanye for this week uh-huh yeah i like that i like i like the black israel lights though they're hilarious absolutely one of the most hilarious my joke was always saying go in front of them and then put a bill in your mouth, like asking that they're, and then be like, hey, when are you guys doing your next performance? Like act like you're a tourist and you're watching a performance. Or do like the strip club thing where you lay down. Yeah, lay down with a five in your mouth. That was a good one.

Does anybody want to take this out with their butt? Yeah, wearing like a bondage over it. These guys are ready to go though dude i didn't even that's the problem i didn't dare legitimately i wouldn't dare like step to them they seem they wanted that they were yeah they were hoping someone would come and like they like wished a motherfucker would and i wasn't about to be the motherfucker that they wished for yeah i wasn't about to grant them that wish would you consider you ever see those like um whenever there's like a bomb you know and then the bomb squad guy goes in and he's wearing like that

bomb blast suit that's like this giant suit would you go to a street or wearing one of those like the bomb suit oh so they can't giant bomb to knock out fight yeah so no one can fight me yeah he's a waddle over there like with the helmet on and everything yeah yeah hello sir what's your hello fake jewish israel i mean real jew yeah so okay some good shit there beto o'rourke has been in the news recently we need cue cards to throw them away yeah you do need throw your computer away every time really just throwing

that Patreon money around actually we should we don't have sponsors this week so we should mention that our podcast is sponsored by patreon.com

slash the boys cast where me and Danny have decided we came up with a really good idea that at 2000 patrons and then also at every 200 after that,

we will be doing the Bugathlon. Bum, ba-ba-bum! Yeah, and what the Bugathlon is, is it's Danny versus Ryan, and who could do manly activities. And we're going to film it and put it on the Patreon. Yes, it's going to be Bugman versus Bugman. Bugman versus Bugman.

No, it's Bugman versus Bugman. man like spy versus spy no it's bug man versus bug man yeah bug man versus bug man correct that's good shit uh and then yeah so we're gonna have to like put together we'll probably start with like an ikea oil change in oil we're gonna start with one with once we hit 2000 patrons we're gonna do something from ikea and we'll have like a race at the same time yeah yeah and we'll have it inspected by a non-bug man. I was thinking we get like a Tony, Tommy Pope type of guy, like a manly man to be the judge.

And he has like a judging table, but yeah. Call him maybe. And we're going to hire like a, yeah, he was like exactly someone that's like knows how to do all that stuff. And then we'll hire them and they can judge it and stuff like that. And that's what we're going to do.

We're almost at 2000 patrons. So I think we only need like, you know, around 200 and change or something. And then we'll do it going to do. We're almost at 2,000 patrons. So I think we only need like, you know, around 200. A hundred and change or something. Yeah, a hundred and 200 more. And then we'll do it and then we'll keep doing those on the Patreon.

Yeah, we'll just keep doing them and we'll keep a tally. Yeah, we were trying to figure out something to do for a while and we couldn't think of anything that great. And Danny came up with that and I thought it was really funny. Bugman versus Bugman is amazing.

That is fucking amazing. That is great, right? Yeah. Okay. But the Beto O'Rourke thing, I was laughing. Laughing, my bad. I saw this.

I was like, real slow news cycle. But it's not, though. It's not a slow news cycle. That is a slow news cycle article if I've ever seen one, except we're not in one. Okay. I'm just going to read this. This is from thedailydot.com. Beto O'Rourke cutting steak on instagram is making people horny i've

i think they found one person on twitter that liked him cutting steak but like i'll tell you what before you see it did you look at the photo of beto o'rourke yeah he's just did you come no hmm fake news that i wasn't horny i wasn Yeah, Trump, you think that the news is fake? Well, then riddle me this. Piece of truth. I'm not really a flank steak guy, though. More importantly, he's eating things that aren't Whataburger. On his Instagram story, he's been snacking on guacamole while driving.

Hmm. Fuck that. The snack's been snacking. Yeah, Beto O'Rourke's been snacking on guacamole while driving. Fuck that. The snack's been snacking. Yeah, Beto O'Rourke's been snacking on guacamole. Evan Ross Katz on Twitter said, Beto O'Rourke is cutting up flank steak over on Instagram in case anyone asked how it is I got pregnant. Oh, fuck, dude.

Evan said this. Evan likes that shit, dude. Dude, you see Beto? I don't want to. I'll tell you what. If I got a busy day, I got shit to do. I don't want to fucking have to come across Beto with that don't want to. I'll tell you what, if I got a busy day, I got shit to do, I don't want to fucking have to come across Beto with that guac, dude. No. I'm going to have to

cancel. You know what I see when I see Beto putting some chips in that guac? I say, cancel my four o'clock. These are thirst traps. Yeah. Last week, he showed everyone a giant bowl of Beto's guac. I'm going to take a second. I don't know if I'm going to be able to get through this segment, which is family set up for

him to eat safely while driving well I'd have no choice dude Beto comes out shoving that guac down the Beto hole

fuck man okay you thought that was it he's just a civilian right now dude but you're not realizing how

horny our listeners are this is like fucking audio porn to them dude yeah I should do this picture Beto O'rourke

picking up that chip yeah he is just unzip your fly a little bit you know what i mean beto he's picking up that chip chomp chomp stick your dick in that guac chomp stick your dick in that guac chomp chomp crunch yeah you got a little garlic stuck hold on let me give you a little something this is what it's gonna sound like oh yeah stick your dick in that guac it sounds like a boot in mud yeah yeah mud beto alpha beto this week he also made oh you ready for ready for this? What? Scones. I like a good scone. Yeah, I like a good scone on Beto's bare chest. The crumbs just dripping down his chest. Beto's glistening in the wind.

Yeah. His daughter has cut up a flank snake marinated in soy. Soy. Yes, that's on brand for Beto. Beto rocking that soy lime. And yeah yeah you know what i mean a little bit of ginger vado a rook looking like a snack himself the steak in particular and vado licking his fingers has people feeling things yeah it does do the listeners all just taking a little spank break. Spank breaky.

Bado. And I come. Bado. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Rourke. What happened to that guy? What guy? The O-Face guy. O-Face guy? He's around here and there, isn't he? That is one of those movies

where I go, why aren't all those guys famous? That is one of those things where I go, how the fuck, is there any justice in this world where all those guys didn that is one of those things how the is there any justice in this world where all those guys didn't get to have careers yeah i know right yeah i looked up the one guy jennifer aniston's about as big a star as a girl but she was also the biggest star in the world at the time but samir not going to work here i've actually looked him up and he's

just like a dude he's like if you look at his imdb i think he lives in brooklyn actually huh and i remember looking up he's just like a guy huh he like he runs like an actor look at his IMDb I think he lives in Brooklyn actually and I remember looking up he's just like a guy huh he like he runs like an actor's or not even runs he's just like does stuff at like an actor's studio

he was in you know why because I rewatched Sopranos and he's in one episode he's an actor when Christopher does an acting class in the Sopranos when Christopher's getting into acting

and he's one of the guys at the actor's studio and I go oh yeah Samir I go I wonder if he's killing it and then he's not killing it

Samir is not killing it Samir not killing it and then he's not killing it Samir is not killing it Samir not killing it Mike Judge is like one of the biggest directors of all time and then Jennifer Aniston is like the biggest star of all time I'm just saying some big stars do come out of it but I guess mostly just him

some of those other guys Milton was in Milton's a huge actor no Milton's a massive actor. No, Milton's a massive actor. Milton's a big deal? Oh, yeah. There you go. Yeah, Milton's huge. So I just have, you know, just for everybody.

Samir, Samir. Samir, not going to work anymore. Not going to work in this industry anymore. Not going to have a career. Not going to be repped by William Morris anymore. Yeah, I guess Diedrich B William Morris anymore. Yeah, I guess Diedrich Bader is pretty big.

Yeah, I guess they all are. Okay, one thing we're going to just touch on because I feel like we're the whistleblowers on this. This Canadian euthanasia thing is just so out of control. It's mental.

Dude, this is so mental to the point mental where I read this and I go, this has to be fake. It's crazy. And then I went and looked

and I go, it's not. That shit cray. That shit cray. Don't say West Cronia. So basically in this story, Canadian mom's harrowing tale shows the real dangers of legal euthanasia. And her story is her 23 year old son lives with his aunt and generally keeps to himself. She often worries about him because he suffers from depression that stems from his diabetes,

a condition that worsened this summer, causing the loss of sight in one of his eyes. So she did some snooping, and she found out that he'd been approved for medically assisted suicide, which they call M-A-I-D, medical assistance in dying. And this was based on the fact that he had diabetes. Yes, and he was losing his sight,

and he was very depressed. So yeah, basically, she came, and then the mom put it on the internet, being like, hey, they're going to kill my son next week. Can anyone do something about it? And then the son's pissed. He's like, mom, stop interfering in my dying. She hacked into his Facebook.

You ruined everything, mom. I don't know the degree of his condition, but I feel like he could just do it himself. Just eat a little more i mean diabetes is from being fat usually well sometimes you could be out but you could also just have diet like some people just have no that's the different type i think he has the type that you get from being fat type one is like you know that i don't know what type he has but some people do i mean they're skinny people i don't have skinny people who have had like you sometimes you're just born with it for whatever reason i don't know but my My guess, if I was to bet on this, the diabetes he had, that he's losing vision and stuff like that, that's type 2.

That's a morbidly obese man. Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't know diabetes well enough. You will. Oh, I forgot. Finish another fast man. I seen fast man. Fast man.

Just finish another fast man. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I did. Fast man and Fastman um but yeah that's crazy that you should be like hey I'd like to die

government of diabetes like it used to be straight up you're like dude this guy still lives with his mom and they don't even

have to tell so this guy she put it online and then people started being like yo what the fuck to this doctor and then the doctor

postponed it because he was getting too much heat oh he's taking a lot of heat he should be taking a lot of heat it's like crazy the craziest line in it too

was they said because of all this it ultimately they had to cancel his name's Keanu they go ultimately they had to cancel Keanu's procedure

procedure procedure it's like he's not getting a mole removed they're killing him they're murdering him what how do you call that a procedure like that's like dude it started this is like that's like he's not getting a mole removed they're killing him they're murdering him what how about a procedure

like that's like dude it started this is like that's like Brave New World shit these people get so carried away it's like you know you know how people like

I mean people have brought this up but like slippery slope stuff it's like they legitimately said they can do medically assisted suicide a few years ago for people that are like

please kill me I'm in constant pain sure within three years they're like this guy's too fat yeah we're two years away from some influencer being like this tiktok didn't do so well sure yeah yeah yeah you know i'm out of the algorithm kill me you go sure crazy so the doctor uh he brought him in for a formal assessment and then he goes yeah we're gonna give him the works the works

do you think they're trying full death do you think they're trying to upsell you so I think I think you

could be eligible for the platinum platinum kill that's generally painless I think yeah yeah you pay more

if you want it painless you go how much pain are you willing to tolerate? I think they come in, the doctor's like, he's like cleaning his gun as you walk into the doctor's office. You know what I mean? No, it is crazy.

The doctor's got all these skulls in his office and stuff like that. Instead of like skeleton on the wall, it's just a skull and he's got a pentagram in the room. That is seriously though dystopian to refer to this as a procedure. A procedure. Is so messed up. Yeah, and so the mom's trying to make this stop

and then the kid's mad at his mom. Like, mom, mind your business. You're always up in my business. But he's fat. Mom, you're always up in my business. Mom! Mom! I mean, I'm sure he is very depressed. Sure. But like, again, you're like, so what? I think they've tried a few things first

yeah i mean just the fact like dude i mean it's fucked up but yeah i don't know like i feel like most people who do are depressed people obviously do commit suicide but like there is a barrier to the fact that you have to at least try and do it yourself i don't know it just seems maybe i don't even know morally totally where i stand i just just like tell you what, it feels fucking strange. Yeah. If I have a friend that has a kid. Who's paying for this? The government.

Yeah, that's fucked up. That's extra fucked up. Yeah. If the government is like, here's a gun. Here's a like you're like the government paying for it. Imagine you had like a, you know, a son. They're like someone comes back. They're just like, yeah, my son just like went in the government gave him a

twenty thousand dollar procedure you go oh um can't wait to see him after the procedure he goes about that that was the procedure the procedure kind of went as planned it was a success we won't be seeing him well the young man acknowledged the way this article is written so funny too well the young man acknowledges that his mother's actions were based in love. He remains angry at her for intervention. So he's not coming out of his room. Let's give me a couple awkward at the dinner table. So, Keanu, you're still alive. What are you doing next Saturday?

I didn't have plans. My schedule is pretty open, Mom. Kind of planning on being dead. Yeah. So now she's trying to keep him alive. And the kid's mad that the internet's been ruining his suicide. Yeah. You know, the number is nuts, though.

So it used to be 5% of the annual, or it's now 5% of the annual total of deaths. So it just seems like it's getting up there. The majority, 30,000 made procedures. But it says the majority is like you know a 90 year old woman who's like dying and they're just like yeah instead of letting me die in three months let me die the government of canada is euthanizing 31 000 people a year yes that seems off it's crazy that's insane they just they're getting carried away right like weren't they literally putting jack kvorkian like didn't he die in jail there's gonna be like protesters soon that are just like

you know we have the right to die you know what i mean yeah well once they they move across the street from the abortion clinic where they're like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i was no i was I was laughing at the idea that It's like kill babies across the street Kill people Yeah Alright at least they're all Consistent No I was like the idea of when it really gets to

Everywhere and it becomes like An industry where you have the signs Like had a bad day call Wilma Yeah yeah yeah Just commercials and shit There's like the signs like, had a bad day. Call Wilma. Like just commercials and shit. And like, there's like the street, like every city has like,

that's like the euthanasia street. You ever seen the Viagra commercial where the guy takes Viagra and he's like walking around super happy. And it's like, when you're smiling, it's that, but it's, he's in heaven.

When you're smiling He's walking on clouds Oh hey Jimi Hendrix I'll see you later buddy Hitler what's up See you at the cards Later

Bocce ball Bocce ball Bocce Alright Don't cheat again I caught you last time What can you make me Feel this way

So he's He's in heaven And he's having like a time of his life we do it my way he goes i'm so happy i'm not alive anymore and happy that would be a good one they get the pharrell happy and he's playing like cloud soccer you know what i mean skinny now and then they're just like call joseph matei i'm sure there'll be some big conglomerate like you know procter and gamble would have their own line of clinics pfizer would have a couple if you know what i mean maybe chick-fil-a yeah big pfizer news which we'll mention on the Patreon though yeah come on

come on hang with the boy come on give the boys a submarine and I'll tell you what in addition to doing that we also recorded

two extra interviews which we are going to be doing on the Tuesdays we got Dave Smith and Balaji Srinivasan Balaji Srinivasan yeah

so those are the ones we're going to hurt my brain to listen to. Some extra Tuesdays too. You know he did a seven and a half hour podcast recently? I saw that. I looked at that. Is that Alex Friedman? I know and I looked at it and I go the man who's never wrong. Have you ever

exported accidentally and you move something to the end and then you go like and then you assume you go oh how's this so long? I thought it was that. And you go, no, they just had a seven and a half hour chat. go dude.

Him and Dave are both sick. So we have them both on. That's the kind of things we're doing for you people. So patreon.com is the boys cast. And Bugman versus Bugman. Get us to Bugman versus Bugman.

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