The Boyscast with Ryan Long - New York Has a Pegging Festival, Climate Change Ambassador Livin’ Large, & Trump Goes WILD

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

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Welcome to the Marriage Council cast. We have a question from John here who writes, my wife always asks if she looks fatter. Do you have any advice on how to answer this? Well, that's a tough one. Now, John, your wife is counting on you for an unbiased answer to that question, so it's important to remove the guesswork by saying something along the lines of there's only one way to find out, and then pulling out one of these mass calculation devices and comparing that data to your wife's weight at a more desirable date. It's also important to keep track of the weight fluctuations month by month for situations such as this.

She pops on the scale and now we can look at the data, accounting for a water weight fluctuation if she's on her period, and then put that data into a graphical presentation such as I have here for my wife, including her daily caloric intake and literature on the dangers associated with obesity. Now I should say, scales are not always necessary, though. I remember a few months ago when I was doing my analysis, I asked the wife to send me her macros so I can add them to my PowerPoint presentation, at which point she told me she hasn't been tracking those macros.

Well, there's your problem. So naturally, I just ask her the follow-up question of why she's chosen to waste both our time with questions we already know the answer to. You might be saying, well, I don't have her past weight data or body fat percentage changes. Of course. That's why we always recommend you start collecting this data early and often. Whether that be running her a bath and tracking the water displacement changes. Having her fill out a fake government census report.

Or even placing an unsuspecting scale under a doormat, depending on how serious you are about this relationship. At the end of the day, John, your wife's going to applaud the work that you're putting in, and it may even earn you a few brownie points for taking her inquiry seriously as a spouse. The bros. The homies. The dudes. The boys cast. We are here with the boys cast.

The boys. I have some tour dates that I'm going to say before we start, which is Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth are coming up. We've already added another show in a couple of those places. Saratoga Springs, Fort Wayne, Louisville, Nashville, Chicago, Phoenix, Portland, Edmonton, Minneapolis, Tacoma, much more to come. So ladies and gentlemen, now I think Britain had a big election. Some of you may know this. And Keir Starmer, bad name.

Weird name. That's a bad name. However, he says online, he says, listen, to carve out time with my kids, I will not do a work-related thing after 6 o'clock. Pretty well come what may. There you go. All right. Some of the other guys have gotten involved saying, listen, I've never finished work at 6pm. We deserve more than a part-time

prime minister. Now these new generations of prime ministers These millennial prime ministers And you know what? Joe Biden had the same thing. He says he doesn't want to work after 6. These guys, I think they're trying to appeal to the women where they're just like work-life balance is so important. These guys

do not have a hustle mindset. You shouldn't be running a... No, they're going to come out on the other side looking the same that they did when they went in. He's going to look younger. Yeah, they're not going to be all aged. Well-rested. Heaven forbid. And it is a problem because there's a lot of articles that have

come out these days. And this is the big push is being like vote for us and we'll we'll get you this deal as well like you should they actually have a thing like if you message one of your employees in britain after 6 p.m you get 10 years in jail it's fair they're very aggressive which i do get you don't want to be fucking badgered non-stop but there is a middle ground where it's like sometimes something might come up sometimes a national emergency occurs because you're the prime minister of england the guy's sleeping while you're working legitimately and it is definitely you know what's making me laugh

is like just watching being in the world like a hustle mindset because sometimes i'll tell you politics don't never get me like fired up there's very little that gets me fired up. The only thing is, like, the odd alpha male thing will catch me, where it'll be like, you should be working, and I'll be, like, taking a day off, and I, like, watch one video, and I'm just like, what the fuck am I? I'm a fucking sheep, man. Who is like, some of us don't take days off, and I'm just, like, on the... Yeah, some of them are like, I don't know my kids' names.

Spend time with my kids. It does get me, though. I'll be just, like, having... I'll do anything. I'll just be, like, taking... I'll be like, you know what what i'll take five minutes off take a walk you get one hustle and then you go what am i doing like punching yourself in the face but why is grinding does this count watching any 90s movie because every 90s movie back in the day was just like the ceo with his family and then he realized it's cheaper by the dozen there's a whole bunch of them right but they realized that the work wasn't you know the most important thing yeah but this is like uh

in generally the guy's like the most high power guy this huge finance firm they got millions you're really watching a movie but a guy doing the biggest corporate blunder and sure yeah they never there's no sequel where they're like yeah the company went under they were acquired by a korean outfit they're almost now it is funny like watching them a movie like that with your girl and just getting like pissed like you're on the side of this the company you're like what are you're on the side of the company. You're like, what are you doing?

This kid's dead weight. You can't tell? Yeah, I didn't know we were watching a horror film. Look in the mirror. That's your competition. Yeah, this movie's about the murder of shareholder value. Jesus.

Saying that the kids are holding you down. Yeah, you're on the boss's side. You're like, his phone's running. You're like, fucking answer, man. Yeah, you're on the boss's side. You're like, his phone's running. You're like, fucking answer, man. Answer, dude. Answer the call, dude.

It's a big M&A deal going on. This guy's just watching the company go to shit so he can go to a children's softball game. Yeah. I promise you, your kid's going to be happy when he has the trust fund versus what you, you know, his dad in the stands cheering him on while he fucks the dog at baseball yeah it is weird too because you see some kids and they're like yeah my like dad never came to any of my games and i'm fucked up because of

it or whatever and like i don't know my dad came like a couple it was fine it never bothered me you know what the problem is though i mean he paid so that i could do it that is true yeah but there's also a second part where you know the oldest thing in the book is if you want something done give it to a busy person yeah people will say a lot of times this idea that there's like the corporate dad that's really not involved in the sports of the kid or whatever a lot of times it's actually the opposite the guy who was like the overachiever like corporate dad that's often in the guy who was like no like the tiger dad almost yeah he's at the he you'rever like corporate dad that's often in the guy who was like no like

the tiger dad almost yeah he's at the he you're like oh yeah he didn't come to the games he's too busy it's like no no that guy's at the game screaming at the rack yeah and he's like he's like dad can have a catch and he's like yeah but i gotta do a meeting at the same time yeah yeah he's like the headset and he's throwing just putting on mute to yell at you being like what are you eye on the ball yeah that's exactly who that is so these politicians they're taking a day off and they're looting and plundering you in new york new york trash can initiative cost the city four million in consultants so mckinsey yeah they hired literally they get like some 24 year old likeold MBA student to be like, hey, you guys have a problem with rats.

Have you considered putting your trash in bins? If you work for this- Tough trash city, by the way. This is a tough trash city. If you ever know, sometimes you'll have garbage in your hand and you'll be walking around and you go, there's nowhere to even throw this. Obviously- You go, yeah, I have to throw this in the street.

I mean, I- No option. I throw in the street out of i no option i throw in the street out of spite i go what am i paying for and a lot of time i'm paying for all this shit i'm getting my money's worth and a lot of time the trash cans are overflowing but i don't need to pay four million dollars to understand that's the problem like legitimately look outside and you're like you know there's trash on the street it's like oh that's the problem the bins overflowing i want to know what their other options were other than bins.

I think what they do is they're like, let's give everyone Velcro. And then they can put Velcro on their trash. We'll make all the walls made of tennis ball material. So you can take your trash, attach it to some Velcro and put it on the wall. You don't get that idea for $4 million, Ryan. That's a little pricier idea right there. How about this? $5 million, helium balloons on every corner.

And then every time you're done with your trash, you grab one of the helium balloons and then tie it to your trash. Oh, I like like that and then the best part is it floats over to some shitty country where it's like pops over in like ecuador or something sorry ecuadorians yeah sorry ecuador or china or something china's a better one that being said i i would love to be the consultant in this thing but these people are blowing money like sailors right now. Yeah, for just obvious ideas, too. It's not like some out-of-the-box thinking. They go, hey, bins. Now, bins.

Good luck. They came up with garbage cans for four mil. Yeah, good luck putting that into practice. Because New Yorkers, that is like the New York ethos of just taking your garbage and just dropping it out of your window of your five-floor walk-up. Because you're like, I'm not going to walk in five flights. You drop garbage out of your window of your five floor walk up because you're like i'm not going to walk in five flights you drop garbage out of your window yeah what no i don't drop garbage out of my window ryan but people do that i'm a civilized you drop garbage out of your window that's fucking next level if you're just done with no you bag it up you throw the bag up the window? The whole bag, just, yeah.

I mean, if you have a good arm, like, it usually just lands. Oh, like you see the pile of trash over there? Yeah, just from the top window. You just go, down below! That's a ballsy move. You don't remember The Simpsons when he goes to New York City?

He's like, I hate New York City. He's walking around, people just emptying trash on his head. Throwing trash out the window is fucking hilarious. But people are like, yo, use the bins. And I'm like, nah, like not dog but these guys their bodies are just getting greased man being a politician that is mckinsey i do understand obviously why you'd convince your buddy to run for politics you're like if you ever have a buddy that's like running for any office and he's about to win you better start some bullshit company that does nothing

yeah yeah yeah well i mean mckinsey's not some bullshit company but again you're like you didn't have there's nobody who works for the city of new york who could just come up with that idea like you had to outsource this that's the whole thing is these are the laziest people who do fucking right absolutely who's yeah who's who's in charge of the garbage isn't there a sanitation department who could have come up with that idea their minds are fucking blown they're looking at the trash cans they're looking at the trash and looking at the trash cans and looking at the trash they go we're gonna need some money to hire people probably because it's a union and they're like hey they went to the sanitation department they're like hey we're looking for something and they go 601 it's not part of our job you go it's not part of your job figure out where no they go

we just collect the trash that's the city's job to figure out where this is yeah if you want me to think oh we don't get paid for that. Next year at the bargaining table, we can maybe negotiate how we put the trash and stuff. You're right, yeah. We're coming up on a year we can have a union meeting where if you want to,

and also you're going to have to pay for that meeting, it's going to be a price you're going to fly us in. You're going to have to pay for every sanitation worker's increase in cost of living for this. So these are psychopaths, and then scientists have done this study and we've been not liking the study that scientists i'm not big on science they said they revealed why crypto bros are more likely to have psychopathic narcissistic traits so cut to you as the joker

i mean the conspiratorial element of it makes sense because they're you know you are generally to be part of crypto distrustful of the government yeah but why does that make you a psychopath they go crypto investors are more likely to distrust mainstream media like what a fucking psycho you gotta be a real psycho to think cnn's like this is again you gotta be fucking what kind of local human thinks the cnn's not telling the truth the entire time which scientists are these they might buy into conspiracy theories and support political extremists they again they probably just mean like so their identity their uh idea of like a they're saying like the triad the dark triad is someone who like doesn't trust don lemon you're

like you must be fucking insane you gotta be this is a perfectly sane person to trust i mean hey never lied to me once you're funny we were just talking jj legitimately predicted the top of every market yeah but recently he was like i think it's uh he last time he goes i'm going back all in on crypto that was the top and i sold mine yeah which by the way tj miller was fucking calling me a fraud why well he's big into crypto right like he knows the winkle bosses and everything right oh okay yeah like he's like diamond hands well paper hands long i was like it just seems like a top and i was just like i'm gonna like sell it and then buy it again i mean i will say the only he was like you're supposed to hold forever yes and i will say the only because there's he's calling me a part-timer yeah part-timer

paper hands but the only problem with what you're he's called me a part-timer. Yeah, part-timer, paper hands. But the only problem with what you're doing is that what happens is a lot of people, they're like, mentally, they just kind of check out and then they stop following it

and then you kind of just miss that. Like, you still have to be, that's the problem is you just might be like, well, you're going to be swing trading, you need to be involved.

You got to be involved because if you're like, well, I do check it. I check it quite a bit. Okay, well, if you're checking it,

that's fine. But that does happen a lot where people are like, oh, I'll just sell it. I don't really know what i'm looking for but i do yeah like you know many people with like lots of things are like apple or amazon or nvidia they made a bunch of money and then they sold it and they go i'll just get it lower and then it dipped and they're like ah and then it just well i always do this when i look up coinbase and i go

huh all right i guess i'm looking to see if something big happened sure and they summed a lot of these places have the news attached to it So I read a bit of the news that's attached to each of the currencies Yeah that's fine Anyways the moral of the story is They're trying to say these are psychopaths And they're trying to say what's not a psychopath Is politicians for example

Climate change ambassador burns through 254k in international travel Hey you gotta travel What is she supposed to take the bus? You ever heard of a zoom meeting meeting this woman's not just traveling she's doing $700 hotels she's like well i can't do the hotel that doesn't have a skating rink in it no no what you're just gonna stay in a hostel you know what else actually is probably happening she's like ah shit i forgot my laptop in brussels

little day trip private jetpack little day trip in brussels she's and then you know that she's probably doing stuff like they have no problem just like running this hypocrisy in their head they're like because they're in their mind it was like well these rules are for like peasants such as yourself like obviously it doesn't apply to me like it doesn't apply to me yeah they're just like well i'm not like i can't personally contribute to climate change but if i force all of you know my constituents to change their lives that'll make a dent but yeah there's a lot of ants running around and she's like let me you know what let's make sure these ants don't have air conditioner and again we're in my hockey rink and yeah we're

saudi arabia and when you're in the civil service that's just part of the perk is you go yeah i'm just gonna fucking bleed the government drive with all this it happens all the time where they find out like like turdo is always just like he is jet setting right it's like orange juice for five thousand dude he takes like a five fifty thousand dollar trip to go to like the cottage yeah security ain't cheap security is not cheap you see that thing where mick jagger was like did some show and then's kind of, I guess he didn't realize that everyone hates Trudeau. And then it was like last night, maybe, or two nights ago. And then he went, and he's like, oh, you know, we love Justin Trudeau. And he's like, boo!

And then he's like, oh, how about that Canadian soccer team? Sorry, that was a terrible accent. Terrible Australian accent. Is that what he said? He pivoted to the soccer team. But you're in the semifinals of the Copa. It's pretty good. That is funny to play a show and do some research.

And what you researched is the prime minister. Well, I mean, he did fuck his mom. Wait, what? Yeah. Mick Jagger smashed Trudeau's mom? Yeah. In Club 54 days. That was like one of the things.

Oh, that's one of the things people say. When she was kind of separated from Pierre, and she was kind of going around. I mean, they're still married, and she was just kind of getting in there with the Castros and the Jaggers of the world. Well, this woman is all over the place. She goes, you know what?

There's a brunch spot in Cabo that's just to die for. I'm sure we could do a climate meeting in Cabo. Hey, man. Tulum looks nice for the climate meeting. $250,000. Charge it. Charge it. Yeah.

I mean, who's paying for it? Fucking the ants. Yes. There's people sitting there trying to get there while she's shutting down their air conditioner. She comes into your house takes your air conditioner throws it out the window

and she goes can you believe that? And she walks to your roof to get her helicopter. Yeah, yeah. She just flies away. She's par for the course. She knocks down the door

like the Gestapo. Do I hear someone running a wash more than once a month? Wait. Why is your shower on? What? What is the meaning of this?

Seems like you have pretty clean clothes there. Are you washing them quite a bit? Yeah. That won't do. No. Anyways,

I got a four o'clock in Dubai. My private jet's waiting for me. These people are something else, man. It's the life of a bureaucrat. The life of your bureaucrat

is doing okay. I mean, the problem is that's what you like. She probably aspired to this for long before the climate change was like this serious, serious thing. Yeah, I know. And then she's like, what?

So taking the fucking bus from Ottawa to Toronto? Fuck that. I mean, some of them are necessary, but like probably like some of them, for starters, there's two things. One of them, if you were like serious about that, you'd be like, hey, some of these things do not need to be in person meetings. Yeah. And then the second thing is you'd be like i don't need to stay in a 900

place no it has a big carbon footprint maybe it's one of those eco hotels though she goes well what do you think the carbon footprint of spending that money is you know what i mean someone had to make the money absolutely and what do you think they did to make the money they had to drive to work you know every dollar spent is probably i don't even know what the exact thing is but no looking at carbon i don't they just kind of compartmentalize all this stuff they go that's just i know i've seen i've seen it firsthand to be compartmentalized these are two completely different things yeah you know you need to recycle but obviously i'm taking my trip to car and you know what it is too is she probably wouldn't get any credit if she did

take like the train from ottawa to toronto or something like nobody's yeah but if she believed is she believed yeah yeah that's what i'm the point is you're right they wouldn't get any credit if she did take like the train from ottawa to toronto or something like nobody's yeah but if she believed as she believed yeah yeah that's what i'm saying the point is you're right they wouldn't get any credit but you're like well it shouldn't be about credit no dude trudeau takes a fucking private jet to the cottage and then he lectures on climate change they all do it hey man i mean i saw that thing i couldn't believe it fucking they laugh at you you see that guy who was like he got on a plane And just Bill Clinton And Hillary Clinton Were just like In first class On the plane

They don't do private You would think they would Maybe after the L.L. Epstein stuff They don't have a buddy With a plane anymore But With a free plane

But Interesting That would be weird That would trip me out If you got on a plane And you're just walking out By the Clintons You just walk

You'd be like I definitely wouldn't feel good About that plane right no well i mean that's the plane that's not crashing that's for sure can you imagine though you're sitting in first class and then you're just like on your phone or whatever then you look and you see someone in a hat and then just hill dog just winks at you as the plane goes in the air they're just reading magazines bill's got like a hustler inside of his fucking economist oh i love that pussy she's looking up uh uh silencers

gun magazine just silencers silencer weekly silencer just the two of them I would be I'd be spooked for sure I would actually if I did I'd be afraid to go to the bathroom

because I feel like I wouldn't come out of there yeah you just get the string around your neck that would not be I would not be hell dogs got her feet on your back just pulling the string

yeah it's like a red eye fly you're like gotta stay up gotta stay up Clinton's around the plane don't fall asleep don't fall asleep it's like fucking Freddy Krueger you're like don't fall asleep Don't fall asleep It's like fucking

Freddy Krueger You're like Don't fall asleep Don't fall asleep Hillary Clinton's In the first class And you wake up Bill comes in

And you're just like Oh Mr. Clinton And he goes He goes Fucking C-45 Nice rack huh You go

Phew She goes Why are you using The bathroom at the back of the plane why don't you use the one at the front he goes real peace ass back here no hot chicks in the first class no talent in the front they're all old those hill dogs eyes are piercing me you know i think it's funny You know how dudes say that fucking sometimes you need to jack off to get the demon out?

Girls, when they have their period, that's they're getting their demon out. A lot more demons. It's quite literally bloody. So much more demons. Dudes' demons are a fucking spoonful of cum. Girls' demons are boatload. And they're not even

in control of it it's just a natural demon the demon has more control on their body at least we sort of have some we have some semblance of when the demon leaves

yeah you go hey I got fucking five minutes right now right we let the demon it's more of a handshake agreement with the demon like okay you've been in here

for long enough time to hit the bricks where there's the demon they try they try to so come up with devices He's demons in way more control There buddy

Mark Zuckerberg has been up to some wacky shit I do like his July 4th post though I'm not going to lie He was in a tuxedo What is it Not wakeboarding It's not wakeboarding Because he's not attached to the thing.

He just goes behind the, he goes wake. Yeah, I saw that one. I didn't know that was July 4th. Yeah, July 4th. He's got the big America flag. That's pretty funny. Yeah. I mean, it's ridiculous, but he's trying to seem like a cool guy.

Speaking of July 4th, Danny had a July 4th party, which was pretty fun, but we couldn't see the fireworks because all the buildings were blocking it. Well, it's because they moved it over to the fucking, this is Biden's America where they don't have the fireworks on the East River anymore. They moved it over to the fucking this is biden's america where they don't have the fireworks on the east river anymore they moved it over to the west side right which was a bad idea but speaking of hustle culture we're at danny's you know i'm all people are out there sleeping these guys are out there they're having a fun time which i like to see everyone have a fun time but not for me i was in charge of the dj booth and i took that very seriously johnny i was i was taking it seriously i was looking at the vibes i said

what does this guy want I'm taking requests And I'm you know Taking them into consideration Sometimes I play them Sometimes I don't Sometimes I be like That's not gonna work

But I can meet you in between I'm on it I go to the bathroom I leave the DJ court After two hours of blood Sweat and tears Danny takes over I come back

Taylor Swift isn't playing It's been five seconds This guy has no respect For the DJ booth And it was the Fourth of July playlist From Spotify This guy puts on a I the DJ booth. It was Miley Cyrus and it was the 4th of July playlist from Spotify. This guy puts on a... I go, can you DJ for four...

He couldn't DJ for seven minutes without just reverting to a playlist. I just put on the playlist. Well, I put on some of the better Grateful Dead kind of Americana style songs. The Grateful Dead stuff was fine. When you start to get into Miley Cyrus, I'm like, this guy doesn't give a shit, man. All my hard work. Hey, there were girls there girls there they liked it the girls didn't like it i could see the vibes disappearing as the party they were girls are like what the fuck is ska music why are we listening to it right now it wasn't that hard on ska actually to be completely honest that was just

for jared campbell because he wanted that that was a request that was not about me i was here to please the fans jared campbell was happy with what he heard And I came back from the bathroom, and I just heard a breeze. I go, what is that? And I now realize it was vibes escaping. Vibes escaping from the rooftop. They had been hermetically sealed in, and then they were... I took it very seriously. People would come up to me, talk about something.

You know, you're going, oh, you're going on tour again. I listen. If you want to talk about music-related, we're fine with that right now, but I have a job to do. I'm not here to discuss the frivolities of life i will say actually because um i've been hearing the the they not like us the kendrick lamar thing and because i remember when we talked about it the artist to be who will not be named who will not be named but i remember i will say just as just kind of circling back to that because when originally the whole thing was happening we were like yeah nobody's ever going to listen to any of these songs again this will be that one

they that one is like literally i'm calling a pedophile and it's the hit of the summer Originally, the whole thing was happening. And we were like, yeah, nobody's ever going to listen to any of these songs again. This will be it. That one, they will. That one. It's like, literally, I'm calling a pedophile. And it's the hit of the summer. It's like, we were very much at the time. We're like, yeah, it's fine. Because these are just in the moment. Nobody's. These have no shelf life.

And it's the biggest song in the fucking world right now. Buddy, there's all these people that were in his music video. A lot of them. Because he made the music video. It was like a victory lap. And then there was a couple of basketball players in there. Something that has the basketball player. They're like, so you're in the Kend he made the music video as like a victory lap and then there was like a couple basketball players in there something he has the basketball player they're like so you're in the kendrick lamar music video it's like um so are you not friends with drake and the guy was like no no i still fuck with drake i love drake and it was like well you were in the music video but how he's a pedophile yeah it's like it's like literally like he's a calls him a pedophile

doesn't even like you know kind of dance around he just straight up calls him a pedophile. Doesn't even like, you know, kind of dance around. He just straight up calls him a pedophile. And it's like the hit of the summer. And all these people are like, you know, obviously Drake's still a boy. It doesn't seem like it. It doesn't seem like it. It's like he calls him a pedophile. He's bopping around in that song.

Speaking of people that are famous. The Segway King. Segway King. Gypsy Rose. Just a quick update. So we've been following this story along a little, right? Gypsy Rose Blanchard is pregnant, expecting a first child with Ken Urker. Now, the reason why this is notable.

It really irks me. It's been irking me a little bit, too. Fucking Urker. Now, I know some people are sick of it. Can I do that? Couldn't help myself. Steve Irker is a funny name. To be honest, I didn't put it together

until you said that. It irks me. I just thought you were making a little pun there. I did. I didn't realize you were coming hard with Steve Urkel. Ken Urker. Close enough. Kenneth Urker. Kenneth Urkel. So the thing about

Kenneth Urkel, the one thing you might not know, Ken Urkel and the other guy, Ryan, who she was talking about how his D is so fire. She was posting all this stuff about like, they're just jealous because your D is so fire. Now, Ken was the original guy she was talking about how his D is so fire. If you remember that. Yeah, I remember. She was posting all this stuff about like, they're just jealous because your D is so fire. Now, Ken was the original guy she was dating when she was in jail.

She was pen pals with all these guys. She had a lot of fucking dick getting thrown at her. Wiener factories, right? Sure. She starts dating the Ken guy. Ken guy doesn't want to be famous, right? Yep. So her and the Ken guy break up.

She goes to the Ryan guy, who's now the fat guy, who she's saying has the best D in the world. And then she breaks up with that guy, goes back to Kenneth, and gets pregnant. Now, I think I would have trouble dating someone if they went on a press tour talking about how fire the ex-boyfriend's D was. I don't think I'd love that. I'm not even going to lie. I still don't get why she's famous. Because she had a Netflix documentary about how her mom tried to kill her.

Right, right, right. But really, the guy who got fucked over the most was her OG boyfriend who helped her kill the mom. That's so fucked. I don't know where that guy is. I've been trying to get that information. He's in jail for life. He got life in prison. I was just researching it this morning.

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Because she is like, you got it. He was the original boyfriend. And then she's like, you have to help me kill my mom. And so he was the one who actually stabbed up the mom and killed her. Right. Even though it was at her behest. Normally, they say, you go, if you're an accomplice, you are as guilty as the person with the murder weapon.

She got a relatively short sentence. This guy is just rotting in jail. Well, she had a sob story to tell the jury, right? I guess. But, like, again, she's still, her sob story to tell the jury, right? I guess, but like again, she's still, her sob story is like, yeah, it's fucked up,

but like she put him up to the murder. I don't even think she debates that fact. Wasn't like, he's like, oh, fuck her. Like, I can't believe she would do this to you.

And then he went and killed her. Like, they did it together. Like, you know, she was literally hiding in the next room over as he went and killed the mom and he got life in jail. And she's just out

on the street being a celebrity getting pregnant just living her life and and i just actually it's funny because i just watched the carla homoco paul bernardo documentary spank material yeah the ken barbie murders or whatever and i didn't realize how much she played the system carla homo i did i didn't know that that she basically oh yeah because i never realized i thought she just wasn't that involved in the murders this is the most famous serial killer in canada most famous serial killer yeah and then it's probably like luca magnata or whatever but she um she basically they didn't have any actual tapes because there was these tapes right but she didn't have uh or the crown which is like the prosecutors or whatever didn't

know that these tapes existed so then she went and she ratted out paul bernardo and basically made herself out to be this like battered woman who didn't really do anything and so they basically made a deal made a deal and they gave her five years each for the two girls for manslaughter and then two years for killing her sister she killed her own sister and she was like he made me do it and then paul bernardo goes and tells his lawyer he goes hey there's these tapes like because they're going to be their defense strategy for paul bernardo she already had her deal she already had her deal and their paul bernardo's defense strategy was like i'm a serial rapist sadist i'm not a murderer she was the murderer and so he told his lawyer he goes hey in this house, they,

they spent, I think they spent 71 days in the house, turning over the house. Couldn't find the tapes, right? They like combed every inch of it. Obviously not found. He was like,

sent his lawyer, his lawyer grabbed the tapes and then they submitted this as evidence. Or he actually held onto them, which was like illegal. Cause he had evidence that he was of a murder or whatever. And he held on to him and then they couldn't undo her deal. And this kind of reminds me similarly of this,

where it's like the chicks are kind of like getting away while the guys just fucking hold the back. Oh, dude. Yeah. Not to defend Paul Bernardo or anything. No, no, no. It's just both of them. It's both of them.

And I think it should be both of them in this situation. And now she's like a celebrity. I'd say this one's a little different though because like, I mean mean I wouldn't compare I don't know if I'd compare her to Paul Bernardo because her mom was literally like torturing her Sure. Well I'm comparing her to Carla Homolka or whatever but yeah I still

No but the Carla Homolka thing is she was like he made me do the murders and then the tapes were of her being like get her Paul Yeah. If you're a real man you'd kill her. Not even that. And also killing herself yeah but kill it with her sister was like she was like torturing her sister originally it was uh they said that her sister like had a couple drinks and then basically vomited and and and this was two weeks

before it was on christmas day like uh i think it was two weeks before her wedding or something their wedding and then the video show her literally taking a rag with this like crazy shit on it and just like jamming it on her on her sister's face when originally she was like oh i just kind of held the rag like far away and then the video was like no you murdered your sister yes and so that he could rape her and like and she just was because they had already made a deal she's just we can't go back and about yeah she lives in quebec yeah but i don't know if i'd put them in the same category anyways my point is it's like that's a sadist that could do it again this girl killed her mom who was torturing her true yeah yeah that's true uh yeah they're not they're not the same but anyways but it does take the guy got fucked i'll tell you

what it does beg the question and we haven't dave deep into hawk tour and any of that sort of stuff right but a lot of these people are getting she's got a tv show right now yeah and i think it's rubbing some people are just like you don't even know why but i think it just naturally like rub some people the right wrong way where you're just like is that what it is now you just you know what i mean but again you're like this isn't the hawk tour girl who just was on a you know she had a big netflix documentary it's like this chick's like a murder no but sometimes i'll you'll just be like looking at news, right? And it'll be like, Hawk Tour Girl does this.

Like, and then it'll be, you know, the Catch Me Outside Girls, this, and the Gypsy Rose. You're like, is everyone that's famous now just like a fluke? Like, you know what I mean?

I will. Again, but at least all those people weren't murderers. I understand the reason for it. All your competing them the same, but, well, I'm just sort of, you know, making a point again but at least all those people weren't murderers i understand all you're competing them the same but well i'm just sort of you know making a point uh separate to yours maybe yeah because it is interesting where it's like anyone who becomes a meme now is like gets like a tv show yeah and then they immediately it's it's honestly like feels like it's in a movie you know what i

mean like this is the kind of thing they would write in movies. Yeah. Idiocracy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Specifically idiocracy where they're like some girl goes to a hot tour and she's the most famous. Like her Instagram posts get 20 million views a pop. I'll tell you who this must really piss off if I'm one to say. The people who were the version of this four years ago. Sure.

Like scumbag Steve. Bad luck Brian. You know, good luck greg whatever it was good guy greg these guys took the internet by storm this guy works at fucking costco yeah well i actually had lisa ann on my show last night and she was saying we were talking about this and she said um tan mom like tan mom would have been tan mom would have been like killing that was best case scenario back in the days you get to to go on Howard Stern for a moment. For a moment. There's no cameos.

And maybe you would get like. There's no real monetization. Maybe you would get like an appearance fee of like a couple thousand bucks to go to a bar. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like tan mom's coming to the bar. Tan mom's coming to the bar.

And you're like, that's funny. Where do you have to be at your life where you're just like, we have to go to the local virgen because tan mom's there Tuesday. Tan mom's going to be DJing. At least the D'Amelios could dance

and everyone was just like, what is this? Why are they famous? At least they could dance. And by the way, I don't think any of these reality shows are working all that great.

I don't think theirs did good. No, I don't think so. Catch Me Outside Girls, her drama's hilarious. But she just went to OnlyFans. She took the kind of, like if the Hawk Tour girl

wants an OnlyFans, you go, there's 20 million bucks. So many people right now are probably telling her, like, if you go to OnlyFans. She took the kind of... If the Hawktour girl wants an OnlyFans, you go, there's 20 million bucks. So many people right now are probably telling her, if you go to OnlyFans, you literally... Set for life. Yeah, you're set for life in the afternoon. Set for life.

Dude, catch me outside, girl. Her new thing is she posted a video with a black eye being like, my boyfriend's beating me up, this and that. And everyone was like, what a piece of shit. I think he's some rapper or something. You know what I mean? Blah, blah, blah. Everyone jumps to her side her side and the next day she's posting all these stories being like we're working it out like so she is the real deal like white trash yeah nobody says she isn't yeah at least she's the real deal of what you see what you get she

didn't go all hollywood she's still trash yeah she's still trash she's rich she's just rich trash now but it does i would if i was like old school mom like tan mom or uh you know scumbag steve or these guys they they back in the day it's like they'd get like five thousand dollars here and there they sell a few shirts and then they would try like a rap career or something that wouldn't work and now they're working at you know the local whatever yeah they just have a regular job and people are like if they introduce you as fucking scumbag you're trying to still pick up girls i got a barbie and like you know oh remember scumbag steve he's crazy he shows up in the hat and everything i think he tries to throw it into conversation like goes the other side look

he's like oh are you guys talking about scumbag steve that's me tries to get it into conversation yeah if anything he wears off like imagine going on a like a date and you're just you're like oh i'm dating this new guy because i'm actually not a scumbag that's the thing thing. He's for sure a scumbag. He's like, I'm not that bad. I'm a scumbag. It's probably hard for a scumbag. I would love if someone found scumbag Steve on dating profiles. He would probably get like, it would be that situation where like he'd get banned for impersonation. Yeah, you're not actually scumbag.

Yeah, you're obviously scumbag. Steve has rolling and snizz. He's not on Tinder. So nice try, man. You're not scumbag. You're obviously scumbag. Steve has rolling and snizz. He's not on Tinder. So nice try, man. You're not scumbag. You're banned for life. Scumbag Steve's bathing and he's not on Tinder. Come on.

We're not stupid. Like, no. Scumbag Steve's a multi-trillionaire. It wouldn't make any sense. Fellas, it is summertime. It's steaming hot. That's why it's time for Butcher Box, which was at Danny's party,

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is probably the best way she should have done it. And she was like, listen, some people have always come at me because I am a strong, opinionated lesbian woman. Yeah. So she hit it with everything. I've never heard one of her opinions. She has opinions? That's very true.

Well, she has opinions about what... About how to run a show she has a lot of opinions on whether or not you should be showing up one minute late yeah i guess yeah like she has opinions about work and stuff i didn't have never heard her say an opinion she has a lot of opinions on whether you should make eye contact with her i was gonna say i specifically would guess she has no opinions like in order to operate in the way she was in this like kind of nothingness her opinions are her opinions are like whether you

walked by the waiting room when Clooney was there and you're not supposed to make eye contact with the guests George is really upset right now she always blames it on the guests Bieber's fucking furious in the other room she goes oh I'll apologize to him he's like no you're not going to apologize to him

I'm so sorry he goes what it's all good ellen has a lot of opinions on that sort of stuff but it is fun i just love that anytime the girl says she's like like if you watch strong woman content on tiktok it's always just like how they're rude i was thinking of like lifting the thing the strong woman yeah no like well it always makes me laugh like the idea that like you'll see these you know people post kind of stories on tiktok or whatever like uh it's kind of a girl version of like maybe the hyper aggressive alpha male in terms of his silliness but at least there's some irony there the girls it'll be like i went to my boyfriend's you know

family gathering and heard his dad was a republican and i spit on him and then walked out because no one tells me what to do and you're like can you imagine going to your girlfriend's dinner like telling her mom to fuck off and then like and then making a tiktok about like can you believe this woman believe us yeah no i can't but you're like a lot of strong women content just like them being rude to people being rude and just do not like being told what to do in any capacity yeah which is fine but it's funny making an empowering you know what i mean but anyways my my algorithm well first of all my algorithm is like real hard like jew stuff right now like yeah on instagram i think no no no this is on twitter twitter yeah i think my twitter algorithm like knows i'm doing a podcast with

you and it's like you might want to read. You might want pants with zippers on them, Ryan. On the pockets. There's some literature you might want to check out before you continue this business partnership. I mean, you know what? There is an answer to that, which is literally just threads. Threads is just like every person is just like,iden seems pretty did i say i'm complaining you seem to have misunderstood where i was coming from here you didn't hear me you didn't hear me log off you didn't let me finish so i've been spending more

time on twitter but i saw the black israelites and the the black israelites and uh patriot front had like a showdown oh really yeah because apparently patriot front was like uh who would the one i think that was fake what was fake i think fake I saw the thing that you're talking I don't know if that's true or not But I know the Patriot Front thing Because everybody kept saying Patriot Front Fought the Proud Boys But you're like that was old

Apparently they were marching again I don't really have that much The thing I was saying Is like it probably would have been a fight two years ago Now it would be like Yeah you guys are as bad as the Jews. We hate the Jews. It's like, you know, this guy's all right.

I feel like it would be like them showing up to the fight, and then I'm having a beer together. Yeah, for sure. They go, yeah, you know what? We got you all wrong. The problem are just, it's not, it's the white Jews. They're not white, but, you know, the lighter ones than us. Just the black Israelites and them Jews. I don't even know what Pager Friend's deal is but there is some like supremacist organization that everyone thinks

is shy up yeah they're not okay but uh i'm in their discord or not the discord the telegram that is the number one thing where i'm like i've so many people i say that they're like you're fucking stupid before but the reason i even brought this up it was kind of you know i said a couple little things to get to my real thing i wanted to say but the one that was like a viral thread there's a couple people actually sent me in the patreon too but necro the rapper is like uh he's like jewish is he a zionist or something yeah but people are like there's kind of a lot of people that they're like finding out. They're like this guy. You ever heard of this Jewish guy? Like, look what he's up to.

You know what I mean? And Necro's one of them. Necro. Did I not send you this tweet? No, you didn't send it to me. Oh my God. So it was like a viral tweet on Necro the rapper being like, listen to this disturbing stuff this Jewish guy's been doing. Sure, yeah, yeah.

They're like, see the Jews, they're poisoning our minds with this disturbing stuff this jewish guy's yeah they're like see the jews they're poisoning our minds with this talk about dead body disposal talking about what to do when your foes are killed the sexorcist suffocate on a low whoa the neck i think so funny though and because so all of his stuff is like death rap it was sort of he was i guess if people don't know he was like eminem on crack yeah you know i mean at the time it was kind of like guys like eminem came out and these other guys came out they're like well you know you talk about like raping your mom i'll talk about raping everyone everyone all the time and torturing them and it was kind of a little influenced by like metal that was all like you know all that like

a lot of metal at the time was kind of like yeah like the weird like scandinavian shit where they're like fucking your corpse up you know a lot of corpse talk you know what i mean yeah but he goes did you know there's such a thing as zionist gangster rap meet ron bronstein a jewish rapper whose father was an israeli soldier bronstein a proud zionist is known for having some of the most gruesome and degenerate pro-Jewish music, including themes that celebrate the murder of innocent children. He's celebrating innocent children. Explicit Satanism, human trafficking. He talks a lot about being a pimp and much more. It's sort of our thing, though.

They're saying pimping. They're talking about human trafficking. Yeah, it's human trafficking now. Yeah, but in one video, he screams revenge and then proceeds to kidnap a young brown girl tie her up stab her to death as he dresses like a serial killer clown and smiles didn't age well talking about necro lyrics like yeah to be like this huge discovery you're like can you believe this guy? This fucking Zionist scum.

He sort of is. You know, he did, I guess. Did he even tweet about anything like Jewish related? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he does. But the truth is with him specifically, I think a lot of these sort of like Jewish rappers, like the originally he was like, I'm this kind of like New York metal kid, Jewish rapper, kind of rapper, kind of guy.

But I think as time went on, people always say you're say you're white they're like oh you're a white boy rapper and they're like well maybe i can make my identity jewish you know what i mean so i think they find the jewish identity in terms of like it differentiates themselves and then also guys like him would get so much media hate that they kind of they need something to like fall back on and then nowadays if you watch them in interviews which i've watched a couple lately a lot this is the ultimate white rapper thing like you always like they're usually like funny or controversial and then they fall back on like i'm like a i'm like a a student in the game of rap yeah yeah so like they they go on rap shows

and they kind of like talk about like oh that's why 1994 big daddy king like they know they kind of historian they kind of go uh full michael rapaport yeah yeah yeah which in terms of the thing yeah i mean the beastie boys have been oddly silent i think mike d no he's dead but i think our mc no it was uh who's the guy who died uh mca rock ad rock no ad rock's the main guy i don't know mca died and yeah mca died i don't know but mca was like a pro-palestine guy oh really yeah oh okay well he was like he was like the activist of the group oh okay that's mca right yeah no that'd be adrock no adrock's still cooking adrock and adrock and mike d are still around and mca died right i remember it

was like a whole thing now i've kind of yeah i guess it's slipping my memory i'm getting older but i remember when he did die it was like a pretty big deal he had cancer i think yeah um yeah i remember it kind of happened oh there's two atoms that's right yeah they're oh sure you didn't know that yeah yeah there's two atoms m there's two Adams but always in comedy we always talk about it's always funny anyone dissecting rap lyrics is always like really Bruno Mars?

you'll catch a grenade for her? yeah there was like a week of dissecting rap lyrics in comedy where you're like man this is really on to something yeah yeah I mean people have been dissecting lyrics forever sure there is a band i don't know if you know this but they wear clown makeup do satanic rituals and they scream fuck the world in one of their songs they refer to themselves as juggalos especially well and they spray their fans with a drink called fago

they're trying to yeah they're trying to get them single-handedly keeping this company in business Especially while, and they spray their fans with a drink called Faygo. They're trying to, yeah, they're trying to get them on. Single-handedly keeping this company in business. I see Pete tried to partner with Faygo and Faygo wasn't having it. He calls himself a Satanist, celebrates ritual sacrifice of animals, disparages whites, Arabs, Asians. Well, that's him pandering to the rap community. Arabs, Asians, and other that's him pandering to the rap community, Arabs, Asians, and other racists, all while praising Jews.

In the past, Concert goes, have thrown bottles at him to get him off stage. Despite this, he has a loyal fan base of Jews. I don't think he has a loyal fan base of Jews, do you? He does not have a loyal fan base of Jews. I think he had a loyal fan base of white trash people and guys like suburban kids like myself. Yes, correct. He does not have, I mean, of Jews. I think he had a loyal fan base of white trash people and guys like suburban kids like myself. Yes, correct.

He does not have... I mean, again, I don't know any... Jews definitely knew that the BC boys were Jewish when I was a kid. Definitely all the Jews were like, yeah, the BC boys are Jewish. But they were also the biggest band in the world. That's true.

They were huge. I think Necro has a fan base of trash kids. Yeah, it's similar to ICP. Like ICP crossover. That's what I think. I think that it's similar to ICP. Like, ICP crossover. That's what I think. I think that bothered him, to be honest. I think when Necro came out,

he wanted to be embraced by the rap community, right? And he was embraced by, like, the white trash metal wrestling community, and I don't think he liked that. Ah, well. You don't always get to choose.

Many black hip-hop artists feel the themes of murdering children are crossing the line. After facing harsh criticism, Bronstein backpedaled, claiming he's just an artist. I told you that's what he, that is actually what he did though. He kind of like afterwards, like, but you are getting a lot of hate and criticizing people in the hip hop scene for not being welcoming enough towards Jews. Yet at other time, he calls himself a tough Jew and taunts people.

That's, I think one thing people don't realize too, is like, you're're like you have to realize in new york like everyone's fucking jewish here yeah so it's like it's jewish population so when you're like these new york rappers like the white ones are jewish you're like well that is half the people yeah i mean i'm looking at his tweets it's not like all i don't see one nah necro has been on it but again i think he's grasping he has one thing called jewish gangsters that's like an album or ep or something but it's like anyways think he's grasping for relevance here. He has one thing called Jewish Gangsters. That's like an album or EP or something. But anyways. But he's not like Rapaport where every tweet is related to it.

Necro was so funny, man. I need drugs. Do yourself a favor and fucking bring some Necro, man. He was the best. We should get him on the show. I wonder if he would do it He's done some other

Weird little shows around here Why wouldn't he do it? Probably lives fucking 20 minutes from here The only thing about Getting Necro on the show Is I'm telling you He only wants to be

Known as like a rap historian Right now So we'd ask him He just wants If it's DJ Vlad Or Adam 22 That's what I'm saying though But even if then

We'd have him on the podcast And he would just be like That reminds me of 1992 The song 4 from You know what I mean? Like he's, he really wants to be seen as like this rap aficionado. Yeah. New York times changing gears. Why in New York times?

But just a quick update on Biden and Biden associates and the meltdown that has been ensuing. New York times had some pretty good ones. New York times says, does America even need a president? Also, there's no deep state. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, exactly. Same brought to you by the same fucking, uh, newspaper that told you that you were crazy for thinking there's a deep state. It's going to be fucking tough for the news to like, have to go back.

If Biden is the guy, cause like they're all going a little too hard right now you said they lost rob reiner you told me they just lost rob reiner and george clooney you know in the last few hours clunster i bet you is like somewhat of a normal guy yeah you can have a beer with reiner's fucking brains fried yeah but again i understand the rob reiner thing because rob reiner's mortal enemy is donald trump and so for rob reiner he doesn't really care. He probably has no real beef with Biden, other than the fact that it just looks like Biden's going to lose.

His mortal enemy is going to get in. Yeah, and it is weird. He might outlaw the last name Reiner. Yeah, all these Democrats and stuff are coming out, which is bad for... You'd think they would just be better off just not saying this stuff publicly, unless,

because he's not losing that badly. Like, he's, you know, he's probably behind by a couple points in the polls, kind of a toss-up. But for them to start coming out and saying he's not fit to be president, he needs out, if he doesn't leave,

then you're just, you're only hurting your chances further. Because then other people see this, and they're like, and I've seen, I've heard a lot. People don't like Kamala either, though. She's not polling that well either, and they can't get not pulling out well either and they can't get rid of her no they can't get rid of her so they're

fucking stuck in a rock and hard place man i guess trump said a really funny thing where he said last night he did a rally uh not the the i was gonna say you sent me a video i don't know if you want to play maybe no but he said he goes one of the smartest things uh joe biden ever did was pick kamala harris as his running mate because he goes she's so incompetent they can't get rid of him he goes they can't even get rid of him because that's who they have to replace him with he goes genius sort of true kind of yeah and they can't really get rid of her too because like they've been going on and you know they went so hard on like how historic it is because of identity reasons right well i don't think you can get

rid of a vice president new york new york no but no but she's next in line sort of thing right like they can't really get rid of this but i'm saying i don't and i could be wrong about this maybe people know but like i don't think he could say like i'm running with a new vice president oh i definitely can't say that i'm saying for president yeah yeah for president yeah well that's what new york post said she's the first dei president and people fucking lost their minds this is fucking racist it's one of those things where it's like yeah it's one of those things where they're like you're not supposed to say it but like yes obviously obviously yeah and i mean uh you know everybody's like you i guess you want to have it both ways right you

want to be like sure vote for like you know this is uh where we want people in for identity reasons but we don't want you to notice it i guess sort of thing kind of yeah they don't they don't like that but also i mean all this dei stuff like nobody wants because all these like new york times is like you believe all the racism and all the bigotry that's going on right now it's like yeah this is a reaction to all the dei stuff like you went so far with this that this is the reaction to that now like yeah things do have a reaction yeah you're like i don't know everyone does operate like a fucking south park mob it is unfortunate yeah yeah but but also you're saying with the new york times we're like yeah the new york times has no problem

saying some narrative for months and then just pretending like they never said it and just memory hole they don't give a shit no issue with that not at all and it'll affect them zero too right well i mean people i guess stop paying for it like you know but those people already stopped paying they're probably down to the lifers right now i mean they have like fucking tens of millions of paid subscribers which seems unbelievable it does seem like a lot i guess it's just like you know there's so many boomers who are like couldn't be bothered to cancel their subscription and are not like they go yeah there's

like i like the gardening section and that's enough for me to pay fucking 10 bucks a month you know what's funny on the racism stuff i saw uh some posts from like uh because i follow like some toronto people that are like indians so i get like a lot of like random indian news yeah and in india they're having like these huge conversations where like all the politicians are coming out and being like this is hindu privilege and they're having like but it's like legitimately the exact same conversations but instead of like white minority it's like muslim and hindu i mean they're but it's just funny to watch you're like this you could just like fit whatever country you go to you can be like okay these are the two groups and then this one points this one and says they're the oppressor and it's

like it's just funny watching like it happened in every little well i mean in india they're even worse because they have their cast system of like six different cast they're actually sort of have some like they actually have like a like a system like in place that everybody acknowledges like they have i don't think it's still the system doesn't do much does it isn't that sort of so i mean it's uh it's a social system but it is important you know there's it's funny because they have the lowest group which sounds like they would be the highest group, the untouchables. You think the untouchables are like untouchables, but they're like

no, no, no, stay away. They're the lowest or whatever. It's like the unfuckables. Yeah, but if you're like the untouchables, for you to even get work your way up to working in an office job is unheard of. That's a weird part on that. I understand the dating thing where they're kind of like well you go everyone

naturally sort of date someone in somewhat of their money bracket that's just like fucking kind of natural but even like the you know if you're the most smoking hot chick of the untouchables you're not being a patel i can't imagine you're not you're not winding up as a patel i think there's a lot of guys crossing that picket line if she's smoking oh heaven forbid you think that you bring you bring the girl home and you're just like oh but you think that's gonna be problematic for you you bring up a smoking hot girl and you find out her yeah it is her last name's enough for you to fucking hit your parents are like i don like, I don't give a shit. Out. Oh, yeah.

Out, street rat. Out. Not a chance, my friend. They're dipping the stick for sure. I mean, you might be dipping the stick, but when it comes time to have your one week fucking wedding ceremony. Well, that's a better reason to date one of those. You're like, you want to get married?

What if I could? Yeah, I'd love to. We're going to have to keep this on the DL. I can't imagine much dudes get that much of a shit maybe i'm wrong i don't know or maybe the parents would have to be like super about it where it's like hey we're gonna give you a million dollars but you're not gonna get the money and then it just becomes i mean that's the same thing as like a lot of ethnicities here yeah like again asian parents aren't fucking like stoked when you bring home you know that's true anything else anything else

yeah so i don't know i actually saw it really funny with the Indian street food. This, like, Spanish. You've been so deep into Indian street food lately. That's, like, your algorithm is, like, Jews. My algorithm on TikTok is just Indian street food. On TikTok, I don't get that. Oh, but it's, uh, there's one, there's, like, this famous Indian street food vendor who's, like, blew up.

And he's this guy who, like, sits cross-legged in this, like, doorway. And it's just, like, making a, like, covered in like covered in food like making a mess and then this one spanish like youtuber he tripped the shirt back in oh the whole thing whatever but this one spanish youtuber went and uh went there to be like i'm trying this guy's stall like this like famous stall from tiktok or whatever and he's like starts eating it and he's like starts sweating and it cuts him in the hospital and he's getting like ivs and all this stuff yeah like it was too hot i don't think it was too hot it was like i think it just there was some it wasn't too spicy like it's a spanish what was the issue like he got

like instant food poisoning like it was just like this fast where like you know i never eat those fucking gross booths you see on the side of the road. No, no. Where? Here? Anywhere. No. I mean, when I was in Thailand. The only thing I'll eat from gross boosts is fruit. Dude, I went to Thailand, man.

And like, have you ever been to Thailand? They, you get pad thai. Fucking raccoon hanging from their thing. Dude, you get pad thai like on the streets, like their street vendors. No, I don't. You would not. Be like a hot dog vendor here. Pad thai, literally raw chicken sitting on just like a wooden cutting board in the sun.

I ate that every day. The fuck? No problem. You wouldn't catch me fucking on that shit, man. It was the best. It was so good. It was like 50 cents for a giant bowl of Pad Thai. It was like better than a restaurant here.

I don't know. It just kind of grosses me out, all that. Yeah, I don't have a lot of gross out stuff when it comes to food. You're out there licking the sauce off the guy's finger. Well, I think that's what makes me stronger. Makes me stronger. I wring out his fucking mustache. Well, anyways, another funny one is they said, viral Twitter post.

Remember, you're voting for a team. You remember seeing that one? Just so you know, guys, you're not just voting for one guy. I seeing that one they go just so you know guys like you're not just voting for one guy you've never said this before this is never in my 40 years old this has never come up where you are not voting for the president you were voting for his team never once until the president is clearly unable to run the country it's the whole squad we're going for you know what i mean it's like it's like the girl's gross and you're like, you're marrying the whole family.

You know what I mean? Her brother's sick. His brother's a fun hang. Solid hang. Biden's bad week just got worse. As he said, he was the first black woman to serve with a black president. So he's just more blunders.

Parkinson's expert visited the White House eight times in eight months. So this is them being like, well, after you're 81, you're going to have some doctors there. Sure. Checking in eight times. And they're like, well, the Parkinson's guy was just checking to see if other people had Parkinson's. Sure.

But I mean, if you're 81, you got some problems. I'm surprised he hasn't had anywhere. It's like he's got to go get some knee surgery and it takes like six months. You know what I mean? Like, how does that not happen? Usually old guys like, you know, when those fallen down the stairs, like every old person in knee surgery and it takes like six months you know what i mean like how does that not happen usually old guys like you know when those he's falling down the stairs like every old person in my life it's like by 81 it's like you know they would go fall down the stairs and it was like well that's six months in the hospital getting your hip replaced yeah

yeah yeah you know what i mean so he has sort of avoided some of that how old's arnold palmer no he's dead okay well play danny's video because you sent me 76 he's dead Okay, well play Danny's video Because you sent me this 76, he's looking pretty spry Schwartz? Yeah, Schwarzenegger It's a little different I mean, this guy's the peak physical condition

Come on, stop it Comparing Joe Biden to Arnold Schwarzenegger Is that where you're at? Is that what we're doing right now? I actually forgot to put this up But I got this Oh! What is this?

A signed Arnold Schwarzenegger The governator, baby. Okay. Yeah. We'll go there for that. Signed Governator. Nice. Yeah, pretty sick. Corinne Fisher gave it to me from the baseball card.

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Top 10 funniest things I've ever watched. It is funny, but I could see, I will say as I was watching this. I want to say I've maybe heard him do this bit before. He's done the Christie bit a few times. He's talking about Christie. This is in his repertoire. Everyone says he does a new hour every time. I don't know if I believe it. Like I saw

this ago. This is so funny. I'm pretty sure I've seen this before, but there's no chance you're doing a fucking fresh hour every time. Look at him he's just ripping who could do this riffing off the top of the dome 90 minutes a night you're like he's doing bits he's doing bad fucking buying buying into the slop but i will say when i see some of these videos uh you do you can see on the other side where you're like you know when like girls that you know get TDS where he drives them nuts? You can see videos like this and you're like, I could see chicks being like, I hate this.

Of course. And they're like, I don't... You know what it is? I was just watching Ari on Tucker Carlson or whatever and they're talking about how Jay basically said he just likes the candidate who he doesn't have to hear about the most. Sure.

And you're like, there is an element where you're like, if comes back it's back to four years ago where it's this is the whole that's a great point yeah all the time a hundred percent of media bandwidth is just trump all the fucking time whereas like now like really you didn't hear much about biden for the first three years it's only now that the election's coming up and then then, you know, he's more in front of the cameras. And then you're like, okay, he's got these gaffes or whatever. But Ari had another funny thing where Tucker Carlson, he was like, he goes, what are the, you know, is there problems in comedy? And he's like, yeah, there's some problems.

He goes, what kind of problem? And he goes, you're doing the thing where you go. So you helped an old lady. You'd think that you'd be rewarded. Dude, I literally was listening down on the train over here. That's really funny. And I was laughing on the train. Yeah, I saw that clip.

I was like, that's hilarious. Jinx. Okay, this is the Trump quote. Be a little bit Democrat territory, but we're leading in Nevada, and a waitress came over, beautiful waitress, and I never like talking about physics. She's beautiful inside.

Because you never talk about a person's look ever you never mentioned the other day I got very angry some man called Chris Christie fat and I said sir and then he said he was a pig I said sir Chris Christie is not a fat pig please remember that he is not a fat pig. Please remember that. He is not a fat pig. Please take it back. And the guys look at him like, really? No, we have to defend people. You can't call people fat. This is Stadium Act, by the way. That's the funniest way. You know, I love Danny, but the other day someone came up to me and said, this guy's a fat, disgusting pig.

I said, Danny Polishuk is not a fat pig. He said, you got a a small dick i go danny bullishuck is not a fat pig with a small dick no no you should stop saying that he's dumb too i go listen i stood up for him i go he's not a dumb fat small dick pig they called him danny bullish like the small fat dick pig i said no i rebuke that i rebuke that they didn't like his haircut either. You know, none of my business what his hair looks. Dude, that is so funny. Then he went and he challenged Trump, or he challenged Biden to a golf. Did you see that? Yeah, fine.

He goes, I'll give you 20, play a dural. He goes, I'll give you 20 strokes, which is a lot of strokes. That's more than one a hole. He goes, you're a six handicap. You should not. That should decide the election if they do do that. Well, definitely. End of story. There's's another debate which i assume there will be i can't imagine this is the last we've heard of this 20 stroke challenge well they should definitely at least do like a

three putt three even a mini putt just a mini putt he goes biden like right at the last hole has to get it through the windmill to be the president biden's face in the wrong way No no no Just trust me And then he like hits the fucking railing And like bounces outside He goes oh my god Like everybody's like time slows down

Goes right through the window We have a new president, ladies and gentlemen. Why not, man? That would be amazing. Why the fuck not? So New York Post is funny because New York Post does like, posts like the most right-wing things that get people so fired up, and then they post like the most left-wing smut.

Yeah. Like they go back and forth. Straight NYC men probe submissive side as surprising sex act has them hot and bothered. Out of the game. What do you think the sex act is that's leaving you hot and bothered? There's a little hint in the title. Is it missionary?

It's the probing. Yeah, I guess Johnny can probably guess what this is, eh? It's pegging. It's pegging. It's pegging. We'll save you the trouble. Hot new thing. But it is funny. He's like, what can it be?

Hot sex act. Leaving men hot and bothered. Mostly bothered. Straight men. Mostly bothered. Mostly bothered. You're like, stop trying to peg me. It's funny, too, because I went.

Hot and or bothered. I went to the website website i was leaving them bothered annoying fucking girlfriend it's like we're not pegging me it's leaving danny bothered very bothered yeah big apple bros it's mostly big apple bros apple bros are leaning into their submissive side. I don't think that many Big Apple Bros are leaning into their submissive side. No. And expanding their sexual repertoires by attending classes, but a once taboo act, pegging.

So now they're attending pegging classes. Big Apple Bros. Yeah, yeah. I went to the website, too, to see. Oh, no. What's on the website? It's in Brooklyn. It's like in Bushwick. Do you mind if if i check your cache to find out when cache i checked

danny's uh history i find out that he went to that website six months before this article was posted but it's funny because they very much say they're like because they do these like uh demos right that's like a pegging demo okay you take it and then you put it in there and uh it's kind of the whole thing and then there's no real end to it you just decide when it's over because there's no natural finish what are they doing the dad did you watch any of the demos no no there's no watching you can sign up for them though but then there's they're very heavily like we need volunteers um so they don't have as much. Because you've got to pay to go. But if you want to volunteer,

because they need someone who gets pegged. None of the big Apple Bros. So it's basically like, I guess what it is. I thought they were fucking beating Apple Bros. I imagine it's a big Wall Street crowd there. You show up there and it's... They're saying it's just Wall Street bros with fucking Israeli flag pins just watching. But it's like a subject it's like

art they're beside my side by the way you think nvidia's a cell you think nvidia's topping right now yeah but but uh yeah so you can good week for the smp huh like they do it like they just have two guys at a steam room, you know? Having a hang. Just two guys at a Russian bath, having a hang. Just a couple guys getting pegged. Some big Apple bros. But yeah, anyways, you can sign up because they desperately need demonstrators.

Because I guess it's some like BDSM chick, and then she goes, I'm going to give a pegging seminar. Need a couple bros. Guys don't generally want to just get pegged in front of a group of strangers. So then those people who are watching, I guess, are paying. And then there's just like some guy just probably naked on all fours, tied down in like the middle of a circle. And you're sitting there with your noob back? Oh, that looks painful. Hate to be that guy. It's like, you're going to be that guy it's like you're gonna be that guy but imagine just like the guy signing up to be like you know like the art test

what's like the art class when you paint someone naked and you got to be like the subject subject the pegging class they're called the taylor group which i'm sure that wiz khalifa might not like he's the tay Taylor Gang. Oh, I didn't know that. Are you the Taylor Group or the Taylor Gang? That's really different. Big difference between the Taylor Group and the Taylor Gang. A Brooklyn-based kink

collective that allegedly is getting the Big Apple Bros. That teaches BDSM practice and kink curie... to the kink curious. They revealed the informative pegging gatherings called Peg Fest.

Peg Fest. Dude, if your girlfriend gets you a ticket to Peg Fest. It's funny too because if you go to their website. That's a surprise. I'm on their website

and it says female empowerment and education. I thought it was for Big their website... That's a surprise. I'm on their website, and it simply says, Female Empowerment and Education. I thought it was for Big Apple Bros. That's what they lead you to believe. Turns out you're at a female empowerment thing. You go, wait, wait, I thought this was about me. You go, no, no, no, no, no, no. You get

nothing. Where are the other Big Apple Bros? I was told there were some Big Apple Bros here. I was told I'd be surrounded by Big bros here i've been told i'd be surrounded by big alpha bros so there isn't that many big alpha bros at peg fest no no there's literally a club button on their website that says be used oh you can get you want to sign up you want to go and be used as a peg for that yeah you can be the sample the most popular and being attended by a breadth of interested participants,

mostly cisgender men in their 20s to 60s with a range of backgrounds. Pegfest has become so in demand that it now runs three times a month. Those who don't snag a space. I'm putting your Pegfest tickets on Craigslist. Don't stop. Stop. Putting your Pegfest tickets on Craigslist? Don't stub them.

Hey, everyone. I'm actually busy. I've got a couple extra tickets to Pegfest. If anyone wants to take them off my hands. There's a Pegfest. When's the next Pegfest? There's three a month now. Next Saturday.

No, two Saturdays. I mean, it would be fun to go do street interviews outside of Pegfest. How much do you think tickets for Pegfest are? Let's find out You're on the side right now $17.89 $17.89, so it's not that much No It's pretty cheap to go to Pegfest $17.89

Pegfest is so in demand That it runs three times a month And the sex acts has become more mainstream It was even mentioned on a trailer For a Disney distributed movie Oh, evenney mentioned it that's how mainstream it is like yeah if you haven't noticed disney's up to some wacky shit ladies and gentlemen many people wrongly associate prost at play with homosexual interests but is actually conducted by heterosexual couples so kind of a nothing gay about that a lot of guys are just ball gags

like sitting around watching a dude get pegged i mean you can't even make small talk i also feel like it'd be one of those things where they sit down and then they uh open up the thing and they go goes first of all i just want to dispel the myth that this is a homosexual activity everyone just gets up and leaves oh i guess i'm in the wrong place. This is a very heterosexual act. Oh, sorry about that. Anyways, anyone want two tickets to Pegfest? I found out it's a heterosexual thing, actually. This is so heterosexual. This is the dress code.

It's clothed dominant, unclothed submissive, encouraged, cross-dressing in fetish wear, appreciated. Nothing gay about that. Nothing gay about that. Just a dude showing up dressed as a chick. Not a chick. Nothing gay about that. Nothing gay about that. Just a dude showing up dressed as a chick. Not a chick. Big alpha bro shit. Yeah.

All right. So there's Peg Fest for you. Here we go. Do a podcast at Peg Fest. We are live here at Peg Fest. We're live here. You got like, you know, a car show and there's like the booth set up with the radio show. We are live here, everybody, at Peg Fest 2024.

The people are the straight Big Apple bros are coming through in droves. And they're bringing the sub out. To humiliate him. Okay, we got another straight guy i'm gay daddy okay that's turns out it was not as straight as some may have led you to believe in the website literature now do you this is probably gross but like if you are signing up to be uh uh sub or whatever like do they have to be like gotta take care of the shit situation that'd be gross if you're sitting in the auditorium watching the fucking demonstration it's more like a warehouse but

in brooklyn but you know what i would love if there was a legion conflict where uh like uh basically like a veterans event and pegfest were both at the same time and they both got there and they're just like listen you have to share the auditorium it's like you're here for pegfester veterans yeah they're in the same building of the legion mason lodge that actually would be a funny prank on like you know some like old school like a gun club to say that you're doing you're like pegfest in the same building as the gun club yeah what do you think about this for a funny prank? Okay. So,

you know, there's all like the pedophile catchers and stuff, whatever. So say like, you know, when like your buddy is at a certain place or whatever, or if you can just get them to go somewhere and then you pretend to be them to meet like a child on the internet.

And then you basically just like coordinated it so then the pedophile catcher shows up when you're at the grocery store and they think it's you and you're like i don't know what you're talking about you're like one we have your you we have all your years and you're like that's not me yeah and then he becomes like a pedophile online and you're like gotcha gotcha he goes no i was just picking up milk and you go yeah yeah better you're picking up a slice of pizza too, huh? You fucking sick fuck. He might be one step ahead of you though

because you were the one talking to the girls on his profile and he found out about that and then you go to meet him and then you actually get busted. Yeah, you're sitting at home like laughing. Police bust out your door. You're the Toronto Skinny Dipping Club. They got some wacky stuff going on in the D-Dot.

Oh, if I was Kendrick Lamar, this is what I'd be bringing up, man. This is the wacky shit that's going on. Actually, California's not much better. It's basically the same. Yeah. Toronto Skinny Dipping Club. Give free membership to children. That's nice of them.

Very, very nice of them. Skinny Dipping Club. It's such a weird thing to be like your whole deal same with the nudist where you're like your whole deal is i need to be naked you know it's always a weird one finding out your buddy goes to skinny dipping club would be fucking weird as shit yeah but this this club people found out on their like page they had like an faq where it's like if you're under 16 you can get in for free and people are like and it kind of went viral and like right wing pages being like what the fuck's this shit yeah well also it's like what is it 10 bucks to get in

just make them i mean don't even i don't think you should be doing a skinny dipping club with kids that you you fucking don't that aren't yours and it's not even like a no you want to make your own freak family do it it's one thing but you're getting other people's kids involved now it's weird and it's too there's like a thing with pictures, and they're like, pictures are allowed. They just have to be like. Oh, they have the FAQ, right? So they go, they had, according to the group's conduct, children under 14 must be accompanied by an adult or guardian.

We are aware that children can be fun. Well, that's weird. And we all have a bit of childhood still in us. The code conduct reads, however, children in general wish to play with other children, not adults. Please conduct yourself accordingly. We will not tolerate any questionable actions with regard to children.

If you do not come with children, it is generally acknowledged that you do not play with the children. So you got to bring your own children. I hope so. If you want to play with children, hey, Tom, why don't we tell you about playing water basketball with the kids?

He goes, I'm just trying to show them my dunks. Tom, no peeking playing Marco Polo with the children. He goes, I'm just throwing him

a football as he jumps into the pool, you know? Brad, this is your third strike on having the binoculars at the skinny dip. Definitely, obviously,

usually they have this kind of rules when it was a problem sure man but it's like also these freaks are getting so comfortable where you're like look this is like the freaks are getting a little too nobody has like nobody has had any issue with any like nudist colonies or anything until you're like starting having child policies that aren't aren't no children like you're yeah your policy is not no kids it's like yeah bring your kids they getting free you're like what even the like nude beaches most places they always just end up turning

into gay beaches like you know toronto the nude beach was definitely the gay beach within like five years of existing yeah exactly and you don't bring your kids to the new like also well you're allowed to bring your they're allowed to bring your kids, but you're like, hands off other people's kids. They had to make a hands off other people's kids policy. Jesus Christ. Photography is allowed. I don't know why. Why do you need to photograph naked children?

However, it is by permission only. If the individual is a minor, it is by permission of the child's parent or guardian. I don't think a 14-year-old... Mind if I take a quick snap? Selfie. That's a weird angle you're choosing. Floor up, huh? We're not prudes here.

You're allowed to take snaps of the kids. Just ask them first. Why would you need snaps of the kids? Can a child consent to that? Why the fuck do you need snaps of the kids? Is that even legal? You go, so yeah, I have a photo of a naked 15-year-old. It's probably not legal, I guess, right?

You're like, you go to the cops. You're like, no, no, no, no. His parents gave me consent. You don't understand. I'm a nudist. We're nudists. That's how we were born. They definitely have a baby.

I was born this way by Lady Gaga blasting through the speakers. Over and over again. I mean, probably what's actually happening is they have all these rules and if you have to go to the thing it's like no kids again huh no 14 year olds signed up on their own accord yeah yeah attendance really been dwindling since we got rid of that no kids you could maybe see like a 14 year old or 15 year old boy showing up being like so i can just show up to this place and it's just unlimited titties except it's not though you're like

okay if you were a 14 year old boy right so you show up and you're like I go to this place I get just to look at like unlimited titties obviously they're kind of gross

but I'm a 14 year old boy they're few and far between they're not easy to come by titties at that age and then you're like the only caveat is there's going to be pervs looking at your dick

I'm just saying you could maybe see a 14 year old be like it's a chance i mean that's more like a nude beach situation and i mean like you know i've definitely when i was a kid you'd go to like a beach and there'd be all these topless women but i wasn't bottomless no there's there's got to be a better way to do it right i mean there is what i just said is you just go to beaches generally go to somewhere in europe and there's titties about frank do i have to tap the sign again you gotta ask if you're gonna take the photographs sorry like a just to have a photo policy that isn't expressing no photos hey squirt want to play marco bull

hey want to get on my shoulders what nothing nothing nothing okay just nothing they ban that so also policy uh kids are ten dollars but uh night being the nice guy that he is john picked up the tab for john actually picked up the tab for the first hundred kids they want to come creepy clubs do to get chicks in you go oh discount for the chicks that's literally what it is it's clubs trying to get yeah why are the kids cheaper yes but yeah yeah i i would say if you were like a nudist and you go there's kids here you'd be like i'm not yeah is it catch 22 because they're trying to say like they're i'd say it's probably half and half.

There's probably half. There's like straight up pervs. Yeah. Cause anytime, even if there wasn't pervs, when you have kids naked, you're going to attract pervs. Absolutely.

So maybe if it started, the first guy was a guy that like really believed like some freaky shit where he was like, listen, I believe that humans should be naked. And that's like a hit real, just granola hippie, right? Okay. The minute you get one,

like, the minute you start putting naked people together, you're collecting pervs now. Yes. And then when you start advertising naked children there, you're like, okay, let's... Yeah, guy number two's showing up like, yeah, the government's bad, right? Like, what do hippies think?

He's got the mustache, the whole deal. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's certain that if you're the type of parent who would bring your kid to that. No, they're allowed to go unsupervised. That's the thing. That's insane. Like, you're like, what, just dropping your kid off at the pool?

Like, you went for fucking swimming lessons? I'll be back in an hour? I think so. How do kids even find out about this place? Yeah, exactly. Kids don't find out about it. Their parents, no. Parents are telling them about it.

No 14-year-olds are like, you know what I really want to do is swing naked with adults. Yeah, and just think, if you're a grown man, you shouldn't be swimming with a naked 13-year-old girl. I think that anyone can say that. This is pretty odd. Forcing your kids to be nudists is fucking the creepiest shit. Yeah.

But I was under the impression that nudists is fucking the creepiest shit. Yeah. But I was under the impression that nudists was like an adult thing. You go to the nudist colonies. There used to be a comedy show, remember, outside of Toronto? Yeah, it's an adult thing. It's an adult. And some of the comics would go, and you do comedy nude. I mean, bringing your kid to a beach and making him take his clothes off in front of everyone when he's 12 feels like...

Traumatizing. it is a traumatic experience do you imagine your dad bringing you to thumbs thing and just forces you to take your pants off in front of everyone i don't want to go we're at a nudist beach we're a nudist beach get the bird out we're a nudist family i don't want to i don't want your dad embarrassing me you're fucking embarrassing me in front of my nudist friends what are you some kind of prude your dad yeah yeah well they're gonna fuck him up one way or another that's for sure yeah that's true okay so this is a danny related article and it's based on the show bridgerton are we still not ready this is another one are we still not ready for a mixed weight romance on film so a lot of people they, they have some bigger girl with this super, I guess.

And he's like the king. He's like the rich guy. But he's literally, in the show, I think he's like the prince. He's a big high status dude. And he's got a bitch that's... And everybody's like, surely he could have done a little better. And this article is like, you know, oh, I'm sorry. Sometimes maybe it doesn't fit into your binary. And was like okay but this is fake though you do know that right because they're

saying like well maybe it doesn't always work out the way you want it you go yeah but this isn't one of the time you you've engineered this yes and i mean i guess there's maybe the element where like you know hugh jackman's got a big wife but he had her from the start and she fucking put him on yeah so it's a little like that happened. Kid weight and stuff like that. That's fine. But there isn't a lot of like multimillion dollar people like out of the gate. Like you'd probably just swipe left in the first place.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. It's I could see how it's. But again, maybe the other way around. If you were poor and then like, you know, rich girl or powerful girl or like famous girl or some type of status higher but like generally if you're going to date someone that's like much less than you like attractiveness there's a uh like a status thing or money thing and even times 10 when it's guys yeah and again bridgerton is this probably is kind of giving their audience which is probably

mostly women what they want kind of like their audience which is probably mostly women what they want kind of like their audience i would imagine is generally fine nothing nothing weird with that it's yeah so i don't know so you're sort of well as a man in a mixed weight relationship also they're white so if it was really gonna do this it wouldn't be as much white people yeah and i mean there is the element where, like, you know, back in the whatever, I don't know when the Bridgerton's supposed to take place, but there used to be the whole, like, the beauty ideals used to be the opposite, where it's, like, the fatter women or the more true.

Like, if you look at all the, like, Renaissance paintings, they're all a little heftier. Is that true? Is that true? I've heard people say that. Like, were dudes actually looking for the bigger girls back then? I think it was, like, you know. A sign of wealth? And health as well. Like, if you and health as well like if you were like something about a health well if

you were like a rake you probably were like kind of food insecure and they're just like this girl's poor i think there was a number of factors yeah around that but like it used to like if you go to it's funny that it used to be like a status symbol to be fat because you're like oh they can afford it like that yeah legitimately like and then now it's uh yeah obviously that would be the dream though if you lived back then and you like were a fat guy and loved being a fat guy you're just like the more i eat the more girls are impressed with how much money i have but again it was that was hard like you you know to cook like you have to cook all your food there's no snacks like there's no bodega to go just grab a bag of chips like you got to go make food and it's like you know it's hard to have the servants

making it for them yeah but there's no processed foods and like it's just harder to pack on the weight back then that's why when you see some video of like new york city in the 50s and you're like nobody's fat you're like yeah because there wasn't a store on every corner selling foods that make everything foods that should have like a skull on them. Yeah. It was just like, it was hard to make them. It is funny, the casting of this show though, because they're basically like, we're doing a show for girls.

We're like, you know, who should the King's romantic partner be? And you're like, what if? What if? You're like, what if we go fat? And you're like, how fat? And you're like, I'm talking fat. You're like, how fat? You're like, I'm talking like, you're like, how fat? You're like, Danny's making a face for the audio listeners.

He's doing a impression of a fat guy. He's changed nothing. Just stoically. Just didn't move. Honestly, I'm thinking we go big for the thing, you know, throw a little body positivity.

It's like, how big we talking? How positive? It's like in the writers' meeting. Listen to me. You're like, it can't be done. It can't be done. No, no. Look at me.

I'm thinking. We're talking a monster here. Just a real beast. We're talking a monster here, ladies and gentlemen. You're crazy. It can't be done. Can't it? I have the perfect woman.

I mean, they did. I am... Just imagine me in the casting room. Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Beast. Romantic interest in brackets beast. Beast. Beastly.

Yeah. There are, you'd think it's one of those guys that's like a feeder like that was running the casting agency. Yeah, he just wanted to. That would be a good day for him, man.

He's casting for the beast and he just has all those girls coming through, you know, telling him his height and weight. Oh, yeah. Margaret. Five foot eleven, yeah. Margaret. 5'11", 605. Jonathan casting.

And for a final thing here, we're just going to need you to breathe into this microphone really heavy. It's like, what is that for? Just someone that's going to need that. We just want to hear what your breathing's like, and then just for audio engineers. Just for audio engineers. Is this a personal thing?

No, no, this is how I check. I mean, if you're into big broads and you're a casting director, this is kind of

a way to get a bunch of them in front of you. That's what I'm saying. I mean, a casting director can be a pervy thing anyway when you're just like. But I'm saying,

the casting directors, they definitely can't bang the hot ones anymore. Can you picture her sitting on the casting couch and he's. Teeter-totter picture her sitting on the casting couch and he's she's on the casting coach and he's like in the air slides down to her hello hello hello how bad you want this roll of beats she's not even like insane that's the thing she's not like foreign no she's not that no you know what it's funny someone was saying this i think it was at

your party but uh people were saying like in the Kevin James thing, they kind of, they'll go, oh, as if like this hot girl, like in sitcoms, they go, why would this like hot girl be with this big guy? And you're like, you walk around any city and you'll see fat, rich guys walking with hot girls. That's actually more normal. Yeah. But you don't, you just don't really see it the other way around.

Nowadays, you do a bit with famous people like Gabrielle Sedebedebay's got, like, a white nerd, which is interesting. Yeah. You ever seen those two? Yeah, yeah. I mean, also, there is the explanation either way, where you're like, they met when they were 20. One of them went one way, and one of them stayed the same. But they're not giving that explanation, I don't think. That's the thing.

There's lots of guys where it's like, oh, yeah, you think she came out of the box like that? Yeah, exactly. You should have seen what a fucking piece of ass she was or vice versa. And they're like, yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's no shortage of guys who are like,

I mean, Carmela Soprano, you know, like kind of deal. I had a guy on the Patreon message me, by the way. Yeah. Doesn't want me to use his name.

And I never use people's names from the Patreon anyway, but he was saying he, I just actually read this yesterday. Cause he was saying that we've talked about like like if you think they're packing them on too much basically what our intro is about what techniques it is and then he said he goes she she was really packing them on right like small girl we're talking 60 70 put on right and he said got off the antidepressants and the birth control yeah took it right back down interesting he said so for a lot of girls when you go they're really packing them on some of these antidepressants that

they get girls on turn them into oh yeah that's a common thing i've heard multiple times from people with antidepressants where they're like yeah and actually an ex of mine she got off birth control and she's like because it was making her fat. Yeah, yeah. And also, fucking, she goes, well, obviously, you don't even have a dick. Who cares? Well, I don't need birth control if I'm dating a man who doesn't even have a dick. Fucking no balls. She goes, yeah, obviously, I'm birth control, because you know.

And you go, what? She goes, you don't have balls. You go, I have balls. You go, oh, would you look at that? Holy fuck? Well, I guess that's what that is, huh? Holy shit, dude. I thought that was a yeah, I thought those are skin tags Balls this whole time, huh? You're fucking with no shit huh

but that's funny there was you know how in Seinfeld there's the the breaking bad guy who's the dentist they say he goes Jewish for the jokes I actually I feel like a couple There's the Breaking Bad guy who's the dentist. They say he goes Jewish for the jokes. Tim Watley. I actually, I feel like a couple trans people have definitely gone trans for the jokes.

Like, I know a few people that have gone trans. It's fucked up. It's who they are. And their whole act is about it now. Yeah, yeah. Has anyone, and I also know some people who've gone fat for the jokes. There's a lot of comedians that go blank for the jokes. We definitely know people that have gone fat for the jokes. Because they start lot of comedians that go blank for the jokes. We definitely know people that have gone fat for the jokes because they start putting on

a little bit of weight and then they test out like on the fat guy material and it fucking cooks. And then they were just like, oh, this is it. Also, if all your jokes... I'm the fat guy.

Yeah, and also if all your jokes are about being fat and then you're like, well, if I lose weight, then I gotta write it in facts. Well, that's once you're there, but I'm saying they didn't even have an act. They had a normal guy act and they put on 25 pounds and they're like, you know, as a fat guy, they're like, well, if I lose weight, then I've got to write it in. Well, that's once you're there, but I'm saying they didn't even have an act. They had a normal guy act, and they put on 25 pounds,

and they're like, you know, as a fat guy, they were, ha, ha. They're like, what was that? And then playing comedy on Easy Mode right now. Yeah, exactly, right? You are playing comedy on Easy Mode, being able to make fat jokes. And they go, does it offend you as a fat person? You go, it offends me as a comedian. But there's, okay But there's more.

But the plus size sports illustrated swimsuit model, I just want to mention because she goes, the swimsuit model that was plus size, Hunter McGrady, reveals how shopping in NYC has actually gotten worse. And I don't even care about the article or whatever, right? But there was one sentence in here that fucking i loved where she goes she goes when i started modeling i kept getting told listen you're great but you're not thin enough to be a model she recalled after falling into depression she took a much needed

break from the industry and got lots and lots of therapy so she got out of modeling you wasn't quite hot enough to be a model antidepressant she then learned she then exactly right she then learned about plus size modeling at 19 signed with an an agency, quartered, blah, blah, blah, Columbus Circus. Really, everything started from me there. After about seven months, I moved here, got booked for Sports Illustrated. So she was doing normal modeling, was a fairly hot chick, wasn't going well, put on a buck 50, and her modeling career just took the fuck off. Well, I mean mean that's the taste for models have changed essentially though yeah but it's funny she's like almost like doesn't

realize she's admitting it yeah yeah totally here we go so you don't think that's weird that they kind of force you to be fat just so you could be this pointless job she was like i'm trying to be a model and they're like you're not fat enough and then she put on the weight and it're like, you're not fat enough. And then she put on the weight and it was like skyrocket ship. Yeah. So you're telling me there's a way. Yeah. Well, this is not going to last. So.

All right. There's a dog body positivity article. That's pretty funny too. We'll talk about that on the Patreon. We'll not be shaming the dogs. Many other things like sketch. Danny's former OnlyFans creator partner, Nathan's hot dog uh drama there's a bunch of other stuff patreon.com slash the boys cast we appreciate every single one of you

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