The Boyscast with Ryan Long - New York Times Says You Should Date Your Co-Workers again, & Why Athletes Wives are Banned From Games

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

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We're about to start the podcast. Danny rolls in here demanding we talk about the Taylor Swift wedding. For me, that wasn't. She's like, we're putting Swift on the dock. He goes, what's this? I hear about Swift not being on the docket? The sandman officiated. I go, I don't care. He goes, do you see the invite list? I go, DP. I'm not, you know, there's not what we do here. I can't just be going on. Everybody knows me. There's a huge swift. You are, and you said, and we need them for the swifties. Yeah, well, we're trying to attract more women to listen to the show. We look at the at the demographics. and you go, right, well, something for the ladies. That's what I said. I go, I'm not doing this.

And you have the whole guest list. And then you're like, and I don't know if you saw who was at the white party with Michael what's his name. You're not going to care. By the way, the white party, Taylor Swift party, those are two things that Michael White Party seems like a humiliation ritual. Yeah, that seems like a sex trafficking like funnel system. Yeah.

Anyways, you know what? Run the intro. The dudes Prepare your son For the boy's house It's a It reminds me of

It's a It's a pajama party You got to wear pajamas And you go I don't know Can I just show up without the pajamas They go No you got it

And then It's a pajama It's like a to go thing. Right. Togas? I'm listening. I hit a nerve with Ryan.

I was like, come on. Let's not. If you said we're having a party and everyone's wearing Togas, first of all, that's a sheet. Yeah, that's a sheet. We all have that. And, yeah. A big pajama guy.

If you want me funneling beers in a Toga, I'm listening. Yeah. But if you want me at the white party dressing, like, I don't know, something about it just seems to me, Corny. Yeah, it's just like rich people shit. They're like, how do we do like rich stuff?

I'd be against my will. If you ever see me at the White Party, just know that there was, like someone there, there was so much money riding on my attendance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Mr. Wonderful is there. And he's, dude, he wears a watch on each wrist.

Of course he does. Yeah, why wouldn't he. And then he has, he wears, like, he has, because he's gotten in a sports card, so then he has, like, a $2 million sports card on a chain with, like, diamonds all around it and, like, a case.

That's really gay. It's really weird, yeah. Which is funny, Mr. Wonderful is doing some because he's got, he's so got into like cards and stuff and then, but the funny thing is like cards are like actually get damaged by light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like light actually

like damages them so people are like, what are you doing? Oh, so the people in the actual card community is like a real card guy would never do this. Well, they're just like it's stupid. Yeah. Like I have a out and the sun on a fucking yacht or whatever you are. It is stupid. I'll tell you, Mr. Wonderful is obviously like a little bit funny, but Yeah. A lot of these... He's good in Marty Supreme actually.

Sure. I mean, I don't. you know my respect level for acting. Yeah, of course. If anything you go, he's good into Marty Supreme, that doesn't prove he's a good actor. It proves anyone could act. All it proved was that when the cameras turned on for Marty Supreme, he was able to be himself.

That was right. Which is, you know, so we know actors who are just like, that's actually hard for them. And that's like, you know, that's basically the bare minimum of acting. Sure. So he was able to do the bare minimum. But you understand, when you watch someone like Kevin O'Leary, who's the Shark Tank guy,

so he's obviously been on camera being himself. before. Yeah. And you go, he was able to waltz into an A-List movie and actually do a good performance. That doesn't prove how good he is at acting. That proves how easy acting is. Right. Correct.

Anyways. Yes. Freedom fuel. We're not going to get too far into it, but they just announced, I think it was this morning I was seeing all the stuff about the freedom fuel. Yeah. Which is what I say if I have sex with a Republican chick and then I come on it. I actually, I said it in our group.

Come get your freedom fuel. I'm like, he might actually have some problems because you have to think some conservative, like, has as, uh, trademarked freedom fuel for like an energy drink. Yeah, power bars. Yeah, whatever. Like, remember there was, um, what was like the beer, the conservative beer? Freedom beer. It was something. There's only two words it could be.

It was freedom beer or like liberal tier beer. Alcoholic liberal beer. I remember it was like so expensive. Ultra right beer. Ultra right. And remember it was like, everybody was like, it's like $20 for a six pack. Really? Yeah, it was so expensive Because being right ain't free

Yeah, yeah, I know It's fucking, you want to be on the side of freedom It's Freedom is, I'll tell you, some of these people That are living in, uh, you know, kind of smaller town area Yeah, let's say the West Virginia's of the world. Freedom is costing them.

Oh yeah. Because they all had to buy a computer to get their trump coin. Then they got rinsed on the Trump coin. I saw that, uh, on average, the amount of, uh, the amount of your average person lost like a hundred bucks or something on on trump. Oh yeah, yeah. And Trump literally came out last year, or he's the, his financials and he made like 900 million, something like insane on crypto last year. And then he's like, oh, did I? He's like,

I didn't even know. I'll tell you this. I have two sides of that for me when you're talking about the Trump coin. If you're a, if you are a trader and you were just like, hey, I'm going to try to play this and lost money. You're like, that is just the game. You win some, you lose some. You were trying to, you know, you tried to play it. The same way you tried to trade any penny stock, right? Right. If you're a normal person and you just thought this was going to be a skimmed through the big money? You went through the whole thing of figuring

out how crypto works, how to get money into it. That's the dumb people. I'm putting in three buckets, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, there's probably like the people who are like Papa Trump will never fail us. This is like my, this is my retirement as Trump maybe there's four buckets. Okay, well, this is to me, there's three buckets. There's people that are just like,

I know how crypto works. I might, this is just one of the random stuff I'm trading because that's what I do. I have high risk, right? Yeah. There's normal person that, um, that believed in it. Uh-huh. And that's, you're stupid. Yeah, you're obviously stupid.

That was, we have a buddy of ours who, like, when I saw it. Wait, we have a buddy that last money on T-Kine? Worse. Melania coin. No. Yeah. Our buddy from- Say it ain't so.

Calgary. Oh. Yeah. Is it Alex? Yeah. The last time I saw him was just like, fuck, I lost so much. money on Melania. No, he didn't. Yeah.

That's a, that sounds like a joke. It, but he's not dumb. Well, at the time, well, at the time, it seemed like Melania was going to move. No, it did not. So, dude, Trump coin went up like, fucking from $2 to like $80. Everybody was like, well, if that, if obviously Melania coin should go up at least 20 times, should be a 20 bagger on Melania coin, if Trump's coin's a 40 bagger. Yeah.

Okay. That was, that was like, that buck and that's your fault. The meme coin shit was going so crazy. And then Trump coin happened and like it went nuts. And then Melania coin came out like three days later and just like the whole market just nuked. Like everyone was like, okay, something's, we're getting taken advantage of here is what it feels like. I mean, most that's every has any one's meme coin like have your melee same thing. Oh yeah.

Well, that was the craziest one. No. Has there been a single meme coin? No. Where everyone bought in to someone's meme coin. Is there a single bean coin that's currently at the all-time highs? No. Or even, you know, 80% highs.

No. They're all down 90%. So you're an idiot, right? Correct. I mean, I'm still, I feel like George Floyd, my George Floyd coin is going to turn any moment now. George Droid, but. However, the other bucket where the people have, you know, really stupid.

Yeah. Trump loyalists. I feel like that's on him. Yeah. So he's responsible for that. where you take some like 80 year old guy who's been riding with you. Yeah. And you get him on board.

That's actually you being an asshole. That's like, that's almost millions of people you're talking about. That's almost in the territory of like Indian guy stealing old woman's pensions. Dude, imagine you're like fucking grandfather dies. You're like, what's in the will? And he's like, you inherited all this Trump coins.

It's like what's it worth like $12 currently? Well, well, obviously. Well, you get the Trump wall. watch you get the Trump pen you got the Trump steak subscription prepaid free paid get the Trump wine get all of it that is so funny everyone's splitting up grandpa's stuff when he died yeah he's like was he has just like the entire collection yeah everything the watch the whole the guitar

it's got all of it he goes you hold on to these these isn't we want something one day the freedom casket he already prepaid for his freedom casket the freedom plot the freedom clasket Freedom plot. At least he didn't stick his family with the bill for that. Sure. Yeah. Okay, so that sucks. By the way, this freedom fuel thing.

What is freedom fuel? I'm just reading about it right now. So the first Freedom Fuel Network gas station has landed in Philadelphia, lowering the price at the pump to 347 for our 47th president. How is this different than Mom Dani's grocery stores? Well, I couldn't figure that out because it said the stores are just doing it on their own. Like, who's subsidized? Who's paying for it? Somebody.

Surely. But is it the government, is the question. I mean, I can't imagine. Like, the average, it says the average price of gallon, a gallon of regular gas in those two states is roughly $398, 386. This is Pennsylvania and New Jersey. So $3.98, it's selling for a 50 cent per gallon discount. I mean, they're not doing it. At the moment, there's no publicly confirmed evidence that anyone is subsidizing freedom fuels discounted gas prices.

I agree with you that that's fishy. Who's paying the $0. $0.50 per gallon on every gallon. It's just like the, is it just the gas station owner? Is this like a real patriot? This is what, this is, I think, the pitch. The short answer, nobody has publicly said they're paying for it. Like, is this a Michael.

The White House says the government's not funding the discounts. Okay. Is it coming from some private? Like, is like a Michael Dell thing? Well, this maybe is like a marketing scheme where they're just like, they do it for one day. And then they get all this publicity. and then after it's all said and done. Yeah.

Yeah, we're going to sell so many fucking Gatorades at the register. Yeah, yeah, that's their business. Yeah, that's their business. They take a loss on gas. On gas. But you don't know how much beef jerky they're going to move. Yeah, we sell 10,000 gallons a day. I mean, if they did it on July 3rd and it was, you just like, yeah, but we just were

blowing through burning schoolhouses. Sure, sure. Like, I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't quite understand this. If the government's saying we're not subsidizing it, then like who is? Well, by the way, I will say Comrade fireworks in New York weren't very good. No? I don't know what it was, but I saw a couple other people say it and I was watching. I honestly thought the main firework display that they put on, I was thinking we're still waiting for it.

Oh, we're still waiting for it? I thought that this was like some dude doing his own display. And then it was just over. It's so, you know, I think I said this before, but like, if you ever been to like China, like an average like Tuesday for no reason, fireworks display and like anywhere in China is like crazier than the 4th of July here. Why did Chinese people love that shit so much? They fucking love blowing shit up. I don't know why.

They invented it. Yeah, yeah. They invented fireworks. But though like I remember we were somewhere like random flying over somewhere in China and like craziest fireworks I've ever seen. Like nonstop. It was just wouldn't stop going like huge thing. And I was like, what's going on? It was like, it wasn't Chinese New Year. It was just like, I don't know.

Something. Sun got laid. Yeah. It's just like whatever. Yeah, maybe. Why not? Use them, you lose them. Well, so I don't want to speculate if we don't have the information that no one knows who's paying for the free thing.

Okay, well, that is a weird thing where nobody knows who's paying for it. Can we get some clarity on who's fucking eating 50 cents a gallon? Peter Thiel. Peter Thiel, okay. Peter Thiel's been known to lose money on investments. Yeah, sure. Okay, so if they're losing money on each gallon, the loss could currently be absorbed by the station owner, the parent company.

Oh, yeah, just a fucking independent gas station. owners just like, yeah, I'll just lose 50 cents a gallon. He loves freedom. What do you not understand? This is the thing about Danny, man. His communist Russian blood's coming back into it. He doesn't understand freedom and it ain't free sometimes. Yeah, I guess.

I mean, like the notion that you... The smile on the faces of the lady pumping the gas. Yeah, like the notion that you'll, like someone's like, yeah, we're doing this for a week. And then you're like, well, you just got a customer for life when literally every gas station is kitty corner to like another gas station. There's another gas station. And it's just like, whichever one is 0.1. slower is the one that gets all the business. That was like the first day of economics

class is just like, you know, whichever one of people do not have brand loyalty to gas. Yeah, they don't have brand loyalty to a fucking Exxon station. It's like, what the hell? Although I did talk to somebody recently and someone randomly and they're like, you know who Chevron

has like, I think they said they're like, Chevron has the best gas and like this station they have the worst gas. So maybe like people who are like in the know, like car people are like there is actually better, better gas. I could not imagine that being the case. No. I have no clue. Anyways.

Yeah. Do they need to, someone needs to come out. See, this is a thing, though. If they actually are funding it, I mean, well, I'm not sure what they're up to. Uh-huh. Someone, they should, someone, where is George Soros with Comrade fuel? Right. That he funds.

Yeah, free. Because I get, because, you know, he throws it around. So why can't we get Patriot fuel on one side, Comrade fuel? That would be the actual best case scenario. You go, the comrades and the Patriots are having a price war. Oh, that would be. be good. Who can get your prices down the lowest? They're all just losing the shirt.

It's like how much do you buy it for? Oh, much more than 347. Yeah, yeah. So we're all just operating businesses at a loss to prove that our ideology is better. He's the best one. You go, all right. But I do agree with you that freedom fuel sounds like it would be energy drink 100%. Yeah, it sounds a conservative energy drink. Freedom fuel. Glob, glub, glub.

And would have a rap rock logo. Yeah, we're bending guitar strings and stuff. Yeah, I guess maybe. But I'm thinking more they go freedom, like kid rock freedom style, where it's sort of a limb-biscuity vibe to the thing. And the guy stone colds the energy drink and pours it on his face. Yeah, oh yeah. Well, it was free. I'm trying to get to the bottom if he was paying for this, but...

Good luck, pal. Yeah. There's absolutely... Remains to be seen what's going on with that. But yes, of course, I agree with you. If Trump is just to say we're going to subsidize these few gas station called freedom fuel. Like, ridiculous. Yeah, like, that's not what's happening. No.

all right I can't it's like honestly free market the most the most important point in this whole thing and nobody has the answer

you are right when someone's like good news this is free you go well who's paying for it they go that could be anyone yeah and you go well I robbed a guy

at gunpoint and gave you his money yeah yeah like where is this coming from yeah like is this gas station owner trying to get like a pardon for his dad or something

like what is going on what remains to be seen we will do it in more thorough investigation to get to the bottom of who's paying for the freedom fuel. Yeah, nobody knows. Because we do know that it ain't free. Like everyone is like every article I'm reading is just like, yeah, gas prices are really high, so they lowered it 50 cents.

Yeah, and you go, so you're taking a loss? Yeah, like, who's paying for this? Like, how do you get, like, the fucking gas station owners on board with this? Do you think that the guy went on vacation, is it possible that the guy's out of town and this was his wife's idea? Possibly, yeah. His wife decided to get in philanthropy.

Now his wife's not even doing the math. She actually thinks, like, listen, we'll do this marketing move, freedom fuel, and then by the end of it, we're going to be bathed in money. Uh, yeah. And then the husband jumps home. Sales are up 400%. Right. That sounds good.

What about profits? Oh, they're quite down. They're quite down. They're actually, we've switched to a loss. Graham Platner, that's who needs to start, Comrade Fuel. Now that he's out, his new thing, he goes Comrade Fuel, and it's just him semen. Fellas, do not forget to come see me in Boston at the Wilbur Theatre next weekend. Then Rochester, my special in Denver, Albuquerque, Kitchener, Moncton, Nashville, Kansas,

just added Los Angeles and Irvine at punchup.com. And next week I'm going to be in Tacoma, Spokane, Atlantic City. All next week and get tickets at dandycom. Do you think the Graham Platner guy who has been pretty wild run for that guy? Oh, yeah. I mean, it is crazy. Like, you know, like, I think there are elections in like a week. I think it's something like that.

The thing is. This is like big Senate election. He's got a mustache and stuff like that, right? Yeah. You have to understand that the dumb Republicans, they love a mustache, which is, I think the thinking. That's why, are there some Democrats? I think that's the thinking, right?

Is they go, there's all these swing voters that are really Republican, but they go, the guy's got a fucking mustache. Does that duster on him? Yeah, and he probably, these guys held a hammer. Oh, yeah. And then on top of that, they're just like, military, I believe. And also, he don't take no for an answer. They almost think.

That should have leaned into it. A man that doesn't. Graham Platter doesn't take no for an answer. And he's going to not take no for an answer when he's your senator. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Fighting against Donald Trump. He's going to rape Donald Trump. Donald Trump shows up at his house.

He's going to rape him, not in a gay way, just to assert Dominion. J-L-A. Yeah, just for dominance. Nothing gay about it. Actually, nothing gay about it. You've seen the mustache. That's a straight man. This is a working-class brother.

Yeah. Yes. He's going to bend you over. Graham Platner is going to bend Donald Trump over. Yeah, it is. I mean, that's the classic, like, dirty politics as they wait for, like, I mean, the thing is they were throwing everything at this guy. Kitchen sink.

The kitchen sink. There was another, like, allegation. and then some other chick or something like inappropriate and then you know he was on like that fucking pito site

the social media like where it's like he was getting hit by everything he was getting hit by the Nazi tattoo and like he was Teflon. He was deflon as well yeah nothing was and then they were like oh fine and then I saw Trump talk about it

and then he goes well it's interesting that they didn't care when it was a Republican yeah I'm gonna Graham Platner he's gonna bend Donald Trump over

he's gonna it's a really graphic they'll be like he'll be he'll be he'll be he'll be reaching for something to grab on to get away but grim platner doesn't care he donkey punches him in the head this is never gonna put him in the sleeper hole he's gonna slide it in raw yeah he puts a condom on at first but he takes it off throws it in the trash he ghosts them yeah yeah exactly yeah thinks is gonna be unprotected or protect, yeah. He thinks the R word's going to be protected, but it is not.

The only thing's going to be detected for you from him. As he's crying in the corner. He's just been sexually assaulted. Trump's getting put in the Gip mask. Paid for him by the advisory. It's just if the commercial is just blizzard violently on the bed.

The guy's, Trump's crying. Please help, say what up. Fuck, shut the fuck. Yeah, they get like the Trump body double or whatever. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're going to do what I can say okay.

Don't say a word. No one's going to believe you. And just chums crap. Paid for her by the advisors. The Grandfather. Yeah. Yeah, politics is a dirty game, I guess. Dirty game, man.

Yeah, I mean. Yeah, I guess you guys, that's the thing is it wasn't even, it was like the believe all women, but they got them on the second time around. Believe all, yeah. They had to get them, like, believe all women. They go, for the first one. And they got the second time, they go, fine, I guess we'll believe all women. Right. I wish you didn't do this five years ago.

God damn it. They almost... Hoisted by our own petard! You know what someone messes me on Patreon.com slash the boys' cast? Someone has to mention me a whole thing about Nelly Fottado. Yeah.

And he was mentioned he was like, or as you guys called him, Nelly Fat Lardo. Yeah. And I literally burst out laughing and I was like, I don't know if it was our thing or something else,

but it was funny that someone was just like saying something we said and I was like, that's good shit. Yeah. Oh, I can't even think. I saw her at the Canada soccer game, like in the crowd, and I'm like,

couldn't think of anything. Nellie Fat Lardo. Nellie Fat Lardo is so funny. It doesn't get any better than that. There has been a couple bangers on this. And I was kind of thinking what were some of the other, like, classic bangers. I think Jordan Peterson's judging the competition. Yeah, yeah.

Not hot. Not hot. And I did. People said they like the Tulpa, so I started, I cruised through the thing a little bit to see what they were up to. Yeah. But still insane

Lothar Mathis Am I saying that right I know people take soccer very seriously and I don't want to get these wrong And I know it's all soccer all day It's all soccer It's almost all day in America At least America's out right

Canada's out Canada's out Thank God All I remember about You know living in Toronto When every four years When soccer comes on Just a bunch of greasy Italians

Fucking on cars Hootin and hollering when the dude during the world cup not a sheet of drywall gets laid in that city let me tell you the Portuguese are off for a couple weeks if you have a front deck dude if you have any project they're just like where are they to go Portugal's playing tomorrow that's so true like if you were getting your front your front steps landscaped and it was just have bricks this is yeah any concrete work anything. It's on pause.

No, there's some guy right now with a back deck, big hole in it. Yeah, for three weeks. For three weeks until Portugal loses. You do not want a construction project almost done when the World Cup starts. No, no, no. You want Portugal to be an early exit. And they start early too, because the games are at these wacky times, right? So there'll be guys 6 a.m.

just like yelling at the top of their lungs in literally where I used to live. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the funniest part with the Italians is that because like most Italians in Canada are like at this point like fourth generation but they obviously if you know any Italians they love being Italian so much

but Italy has a favorite thing Portuguese love it too yeah but like Italy hasn't been in the World Cup in like 12 years like they won in like 98 I think but they haven't been in it in like 12 years and so you're like okay well you have lived it your family's living Canada for like 80 years

they're in like the round of 16 maybe toss a Canada to tarp on? And they're like, yeah, nope. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're like, the country you live in currently has a team doing okay. And they're like, no. No, I'm wearing my Canada tarp, which is a caposuit. Yeah, exactly.

That's my Canada's Canadian soil Italian tarp. Yeah, exactly. The Lothormass is he blames wives and girlfriends for interfering at the German camp for countries embarrassing World Cup exit as football legend claims team only participated as a free family holiday. So, it is funny to me that. after the loss, he's like these fucking the bitches.

But it is true. If you are there, first of all, the T gets higher when you're only around men. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, in the NBA, it's a known fact. Like, back in the day, Tim Duncan,

like when Tracy McGrady went to Orlando and they were about to sign Tim Duncan, which was going to be like this crazy thing and they were going to be like this super team. And then Tim Duncan was like, yeah, my wife has to come on the plane though. Like for trips. And they're like, yeah, no,

women on the planes. And so we wouldn't do it? He's like, no, and he resigned with San Antonio. That is maybe the bitchiest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, he's like, my wife has to come on the plane. They're like, no, no, no, why does she have to come on? Security blanket? Yeah, really? What the hell? Yeah, he was like, my wife has to come on the plane. Because the NBA used to, I don't know, like what it's like now, probably still kind of like this, but it used to be like, yeah, no women on the planes. Well, yeah, lowers the T. Lowers the T. Lowers the T. And, you know, the guys are like, drama. Yeah, drama. The guys are trying to relax. and, you know, just take some steam off.

They just exercise real hard and play this stuff. Yeah, yeah. But that was like an actual deal breaker. I didn't know about that. Hilarious, though. Did he get chirped on it pretty hard? No, you went to San Antonio and won like fucking three NBA titles. No, but did people make fun of him at the time?

This came out, like, I think, after he retired. I don't think this was known at the time. Well, to me, everyone knows that is a thing when you have a bunch of guys around and you bring girls into the mix. It does lower the tea. that just is a fact. But also, yeah. Lo is the fun.

You're also in a different, you know, you're in a different city, you're jet-legged, and then you have Chris. Not only that, but it's, yeah, it's like,

why are you not paying attention to me? I'm like, I'm getting ready for the biggest game of my life. She's like, where are my seats today? And you're like, I don't like these seats.

They're in the sun. Can I get seats in the shade side? Now you're like doing administrative work instead of running. Like literally preparing for like this fucking World Cup soccer game.

Y'all. She's like, I can't find my phone. Do you know where my phone is? You have to help me find my phone. I don't want to eat popcorn. Can you bring me up some of the crop services from the room? Do they have vegan food at the stadium? Well, we're going to have to get vegan food.

Can you get on the phone and make some calls? He's like, games are like three hours. And there's got to be, there's probably a situation where you think of, you go, okay, so you got like 20 wives. Probably, you know, in this situation, I bet you 15 other wives are probably, understand the, understand the assignment. The problem is you're going to have 25% fair. You're going to have 25% that they're bringing drama to you. That's a very fair estimate. Starting shit with the other wives.

Oh, I didn't even think of that. Now you're just like you're mediating them. Now you and the guy have a problem. And that's not to mention you have the kids running around, right? So the guys has a baby waking them up some of the time. No, no, it's again, it's like I don't know. I think it's like impossible to explain to a woman. All right.

I got, oh, I guess, okay, we have to stop talking because now I'm only going to get four hours of sleep and then you go, Chris, would you love me if I'm a worm? I'm a big game tomorrow. Yeah, like fucking watching TikToks. Can you imagine this? The night before you're about to go on the big game, you're about to go to sleep, you know, you've done your routine, you just had a crazy workout, you did the sauna, you come back, you lie down. Who's Jessica? Oh my God Oh my God

Yeah that's Like the thing is that literally needs to be like Yeah I have the team Whoever runs the team like this is their rule It's like a love tab I know yeah yeah But you know this is just it's a team rule And there's been issues in the past

Yeah by the way it's not just girls It's if anyone had any male spouses Obviously you can come to the game I'll get you tickets But it's just like we can't Yeah you have to go separately on your own plane On your own dime And they actually have a rule about that too

Players aren't allowed to pay for their tickets. Some of these dudes are fucking... I mean, look, if she's on her own dime, that's his... He also has a rule that I'm not allowed to text. He's made a lot of rules. Some of these guys make like $40 million a year. They're like, yeah, just obviously I'm paying for it, but just you handle it.

Yeah. Please. He's made a crazy rule that I'm not allowed to text you during the day. You're allowed to go on your own dime, but I'm not allowed to pay for it, and I'm not allowed to give you money to pay for. If he traces that day, I get a big penalized. Oh, I mean, I can't wait to find out of like,

I don't know if it's even true, but like some Kobe Bryant thing where it's like Kobe Brian in the playoffs didn't talk to his wife. Oh, for sure. That seems like something you would do. Just like literally fucking blocker number. He doesn't stay in a hotel. Stay at a hotel walker number. He goes, I'll catch up with you after the playoffs.

Yeah, and the more important the game is, the more that you're going to be getting, I mean, we've had, obviously, we deal with situations like that because you have like some crazy important show and someone's there. And no matter how many times you prepare for in advance where you say like, let's get all this stuff figured out because you know this is like a huge show and it's going to be a lot of moving parts I don't have to deal with this two hours before yeah I'm also not going to be able to deal with this by before but then you get the person

from the venue coming up and they're saying hey this person showed up late and they forgot their tickets is they would and you go I how much of precautions could I have done there's nothing you can do yeah it's yeah I don't know I mean I I agree with that I don't necessarily that's everyone too it's not just a it's you know that's parents that's everyone. Like, you could tell someone 85 times, like, listen, you do have to get there an hour early because I'm not going to be able to deal with this. I'm like, there's a crazy amount of stuff to deal with this and that. And I'm doing a interview right before and blah, blah. So you have to get there. No matter how many times you say it, you're going to have three or four

people coming up to you. Like, hey, there's someone trying to get in the back door. They've said that this is they, you know. So you guys went to elementary school together and you haven't talked in 25 years, but they wanted to come say hi. Supererson said they came out of your vagina. Yeah. So, they're in. it is what it is. That's a very fair rule. Yeah, I think so. The pundant claimed the players in 1994 had been distracted by trying to have their families with

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Be like actually I was wrong Trad Wife is the shit Yeah And going you know and a lot of times people in general Especially in media they make their opinions based on what's socially acceptable Way more than what they actually think or any math they've done Which allows them to switch completely And also what they're scorned like Whenever you see someone switch completely, like where I, as an adult, changed my entire identity.

You go a lot of times. That was, I was, this was socially acceptable. And then I was scorned. So now I'm the complete, I'm the scorned lover of my whole thing. I've been receiving the consequences for my actions. Yeah. Yeah. But it is so, it's a rare quality, but you'll say it's a, it's a scorned lover mentality about ideologies and stuff like that.

Yeah. But then there's other ones where you kind of can see where the wind's blowing. And also there is like women. have pushed for certain things and then when they got those things they didn't like it so now they're kind of like going against what they made happen and this is the pinnacle of that

which is the New York Times written by woman this is very important dating your co-workers is fun go on do it no no and then they changed the article they did one of those article changes

because they thought it was a little too aggressive where they go they just said dating your coworkers can be fun can be fun yeah sure You know, no. But this is one of those ones where you have to back up and you go, this is the equivalent of your chick making you, forcing you against your will to live two hours away because you wanted to have this big house.

And then after you do everything, you fought the whole thing, you finally get the house, you do this, she goes, it's too far from the city. Yeah, yeah. And you go, steam's coming out of your ears. I mean, this is more of an actual trap though, because you're like, yeah, I mean, the whole Me Too thing was like, the amount of dudes who had an office romance and they're like nearly went to jail, lost everything, lost their careers, lost their income, everything for an office romance.

And you guys were all like, that's rape like six years ago. And now they're like, no, it's actually fun again, guys. Guys haven't been paying much attention to us at work. And, you know, we literally survive on attention. So let's, uh, this is, yeah. Do we get a redo? This is, because I agree with that point, too. This is the article of like, maybe a couple of cat calls.

Yeah, like literally, I mean, I'm not invisible. Because they're treating me like I don't fucking exist. Last year, I developed an office crush. I want to add a third thing in after reading the first line. I want to add a third thing. So I said it's the idea of them forcing people to do something, then not liking it. You're saying like, yeah, I'll believe this is a trap. Absolutely.

Which both of those can be true. I'm going to add the third thing in. I've done it, so it's good now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I have a crush. All of a sudden, we should make this acceptable again. Now I like it.

Now I like it. So this is the psychology of like every single one of the tropes playing out in real time. Basically, yeah, which is, again, just crazy. I'm sure we can find an article from this fucking person being like, office romances are raped. Oh, I'm sure we can find the New York Times not loving a dude smashing his coworker. No, I don't know. I mean, I guess she's like, yeah.

Making advances on your co-workers. Again, back to the whole thing. like are you, does she work, does this person, are they on the same level as you? Is this your boss? Is this the mail room guy? Like, because that was, if he makes $1 more than you, then the power dynamic. Yeah, that was the whole thing, the power dynamics, right? So you're like, how's this working?

Not, uh. His chair's a little higher than me. Seems like a rave to me. Last year, I developed an office crush. My friends warned me against doing anything on it. Typically using a crude metaphor about keeping your eating space clean. Only 16% of the U.S. workers went on a date with a colleague last year, down from 40% in 2009. Down for 40% in 2009, down from 90% in 1960.

No one has any idea what might have caused men to stop hitting on one of their workers. It's impossible to know what could have possibly... Are men just becoming huge pussies? And you know what? Here's the other thing that you are forgetting that women have lost out on. Okay, so, you know, I used to make the joke that, and I did a sketch on it when I had my CBC show, that the guys who think networking is just partying. Getting hammered, yeah.

Yeah, so, like, it would be, I mean, like, oh, what were you up to last night? I was like, I did some networking down at the strip club, and then I went over, did some networking at the after hours with some people, and then we actually went for some networking pops in the morning. Yeah, yeah. So, and then we went for a six-hour networking lunch. Like, you were just partying, you convince yourself you're moving forward in some abstract way, right? Okay. The problem is with women, it actually does work a little bit. Yes.

Like, we know in comedy, you go, there's a lot of, in any industry. But we've made the point that you go, there's like some chicks that are like hot or whatever. And they've sort of like gotten in the scene. Maybe they've had sex with a few people or something like that. And they're in like rooms and circles that they would never, that, of course. If this was an open mic or dude, there's no scenario. You know what I mean? So like this girl, a girl could come up and talk to, I don't know, Chris Rock.

and actually sort of being a rude and he'll he'll talk to you yeah but if you if this was like a dude that was like two years into comedy and at their level and started like talking to chris rock and be like are you really crazy at the time of day oh yeah you do nuts so for women there is like uh there you know you there was a thing of like never have sex with your boss but there also was a lot of women they're just like yeah i banged my boss and then i got a promotion of course i mean we're not supposed to say that that was that was the big forbidden thing i mean it's like a lot of the harvey winstein stuff that's how chelsea hander got a tv show banging the fucking C-Jew of the thing.

A lot of the Harvey Weinstein stuff was literally like, that's why, you know, there's probably he, you know, there's some accusers that came out and there's probably for every one, there's a hundred who were like, yeah, I fucked him in exchange for like some guest part on a movie or like, you know, some small part. Yeah, yeah.

And I don't want to admit that's how I got it. So I'm just going to keep my mouth shut. No, there's always, so there is a bit of like, and there is some degree networking. If you go to the Rippers with your boss, like you are better friends now. Yeah, absolutely. And if you were a chick that was like,

relationship with the CEO. Like, yeah, that's probably going to be good for your career. Absolutely. Also, it's just like a lot of people, you're like, you know, you work 60 hours a week. You're like, yeah, I spend 60 hours a week with this group of people. Like, it's just logically, yeah, it's the easiest place to meet people. Yes, on top of that, it is the most reasonable place to meet people. Yeah, you're like, these are people hanging with all day.

It's like the equivalent of dating someone you go to school with. Yeah, I see them all the time. There is no difference. Now, is there negatives? Yes, obviously. Then you break up and it's. debacle. When people are dating at work,

but you go, this is the problem. It's like how people move is they just go, here are all the positives and they move in one direction. Then they go, here's all the negatives. Then they run all the direction. It's like, you're allowed to look at the positive negative at the same time and be like, yes, there's good part.

There's reasonable parts about this, but you have to be careful about it because of this. And yes, there's going to be a couple scenarios here and there where. Sure. In my opinion, the main negative would be all the false rape allegations. That's not a good part of that.

Yeah, that would be, for at least for the men. But that has nothing to do with workplace dating. That was like a worldwide, like a worldwide situation period. You know, that came to the workspace where it was... But it came to every place. It came to every place.

Yeah, yeah. So that's not workplace specific. Work was, well, but there was a big dynamic with that, you know, where people are like, yeah,

this guy's like my boss and you made a pass of me. I know it's gone so far the other way that you have fucking the reina, what's his name? He's making the false allegations now. Who's that?

Oh, the dude from J.P. Morgan, or Morgan Stanley or whatever? Yeah, the guy from Morgan Stanley who says his boss was, you know, Demand.

Use them as a fuck toy. I'm not a fuck toy. I'm a man. Of course, workplace romance was always fraught with its legacy of predatory bosses, favoritism, and things that go wrong, career retaliation, years of sexual harassment training and more watchful.

And by the way, some of this stuff where you go, yeah, there was some of this stuff obviously is true, and there has been that, but there's also scenarios where blackmail, Like, for example, I'll tell your wife, you know? Yeah, there's the, I mean, there's, yeah, it's, uh, it's dangerous. But years of harassment training and more watchful human resource departments

taught us not to go there. But where else in adulthood with, except the office, would you bond with a potential, uh, person that you share so much of your everyday life with? Many of friends met, many of our friends, uh, their parents met at work. So did Barack and Michelle Obama? And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, how did you not, you didn't know that at the time? you're just like

yeah when you were hungry for power you don't really realize this stuff you know or else bad things can happen a bar yeah so you go hey listen there was like some bad things this could go wrong so no one's allowed to meet at a bar anymore I love how this woman

probably more often it goes wrong at a bar yeah I love how this woman like expects these guys who went through all this like these true like nonstop trainings to just all of a sudden be like oh you're cool oh okay that's cool then I mean you literally need like a iron

clad contract you're like If this is going anywhere, like, I'll send my lawyer and he'll draft up a thing. You got to be like Drake, I think. Kind of. Of course people are still doing it. Yeah, yeah. Of course they're doing. They just do it like this.

They go, what am I doing? Here goes nothing. The guy who's just, the guy saying here goes nothing. Yeah, yeah. This is probably stupid. Here goes nothing. Yeah. I mean, I got it.

Yeah, sure. But she's also mentioning that she wants off the app. She's like, you know, an hinge in these places. Like, I don't find a fuck. You're like, many such cases, by the way. Oh, of course. Of course. Yeah.

I mean, again, you had a decent thing and then you had to ruin it. The ability to not see nuance where you go, you know, there's obviously some negative parts of this. They go, there's no negative parts of anything I'm ever doing. Yeah. Well, there's no negative parts for her. Like, she, there's no real, like, negatives for her to do this. It's the guy.

No, no, no. I know, but the original one When they tried to stop it She was saying there's You know This is gonna lead to bad situations So we have to stop workplace romances And then she did that

And she's just like Don't love it as much as I thought we did Yeah, of course Of course Take it back She goes well yeah It's great until there's a guy At work you like

Sure yeah Yeah it's awesome And then they hire some new guy You go I kind of fancy him Oh fancy him Yeah Fancy a shag

She's British so Yeah to my fancy a shag dating a colleague does come with unsexy wrists it can be a distraction ignite workplace gossip and grow uncomfortable if things sour and for the man

it could have even greater substantially more deleterious effects yeah yeah for a woman it might be a little distracting for a man you may never be allowed in public society ever again yes for a man every time you move you might have to introduce yourself to your neighbors

Yes, quite different. Everyone has. Everyone has some issues. I might be distracted when I had a long day of work, but he's sitting there and, you know, we're chatting. In his case, he may be disowned from his family and lose custody of his children, and then also never be able to work in this industry ever again.

He also might be seeing his parole officer once a year. So, you know, we both have problems. It could go both ways. I would say it's equal. I will say though, as much as we can shit on it, where you say this is how, like, there is this element where, like, you'll see kind of like chicks like going over the top arguing,

dudes that are kind of act like chicks, like going over the top arguing, but they do get what they want. So it's like despite what I'm saying, and it's kind of like, I've been thinking about this with right and left stuff in general, where it's like the right, even if you watch,

the like Twitter discourse of like right wing. It's always just like one week from out of like terrorism. And then it's like, then Indian scammers and then it's a, uh, gangs and then it's like, oh, corruption's and it does seem like it,

it moves at the speed of light. Whereas women do like focus in better and actually get stuff done. They don't just like talk about something along. They actually do get. They organize. Well, because they're actually more militant soldiers, right? Yeah, so they do actually get what they want.

Yeah. So when you're talking about these women, And they're like, yeah, we used to want all this stuff. And we were into organizing gender dynamics. And we spent like five years on that and we got it all. It's like, now we want socialism. It's like, they're going to get it. Yeah, yeah.

It does seem that way. And, you know, she can probably go to her, yeah, work like some dude. And she can, you know, even against his best interest of self-preservation, convince him to like let her like suck his dick in the bathroom during a fucking work hours. He's probably like, this is so stupid. I really should do this. But every guy knows you're like, all right. fine.

I guess we're doing this. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then you're like, fuck. New York Times is about to release an article like tomorrow being like, depression's a lie. We've been wrong about it. Yeah, everything.

Yeah, it's all made up. Yeah, yeah. Everything we said was made up. I was liking the idea of how girls say that you have to go to therapy. You know, there's a big movement where it's like men will do anything other than therapy, right? Obviously, I was loving the idea of telling a girl like, yeah, I'm like really into therapy, mainly rageaholics therapy.

Yeah, I go to, I actually go to therapy like three times a week. Yeah. I'm court-ordered rage-a-holic. Corridor, yeah. Rage counseling? Yeah, you have a dating profile. You're like big into therapy. Therapy counseling, groups, everything, just always trying to better myself.

Sure. A little splash of conversion therapy. You know, just. Oh, that's even better. I'm super into therapy. Conversion therapy. Fuck, that's better. Yeah, I got to.

therapy conversion therapy men don't do anything other than therapy I actually go to therapy five times a week conversion fuck that's better that's really good you're on a date with the girl yeah I'm super hit therapy

I actually went right before I came here whoa what therapy to go to his name's like father yeah it's at the local church John Presbyterian said like I guess some we call conversion therapy I don't trying to get closer to the Lord

trying to get closer to the Lord. You know, the thing is, I'm just learning how to get rid of these urges and stuff like that. Sure. You know, everyone realized that they have these mental blocks, you know? Have you ever felt mental block? It's like, yeah, I have one when I'm trying to eat pussy. I can't stop gagging. Not in a good way.

Mental cog block. Some might say. Some might. Is what I'm trying to create a block that keeps me away. Sure. The other thing too is they're describing

like obviously there is a big kind of topic on the internet of the rise of socialism and stuff like that right and I mean it's it is a real thing yeah and to some degree people are a little bit surprised by it I'd say yeah but there's it is one of those things that almost felt like

obvious and more importantly you're kind of like like with women you're just like hey we don't think we should pay for our stuff you're just like, someone called the press. Like, how did it take so long to get there?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Like, you have breaking news. Women think someone other than them

should pay for their stuff. Yeah, but you go next to you're going to say that they think they shouldn't pay for dinners. And you go, how much of your stuff do they think they should have? It's like, mainly 50% is a rate,

minimum. Minimum. Like, basically, yeah, it's a very feminine movement for her. Women have decided. They've figured out,

and this is where I'm like praising them. Yeah. Women have figured. out how to get 50% of your stuff without ever touching a dick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just from organizing. They used to have to suck you off before. Not now. No, no, no, no, now they just organize.

They used to have to get some congressperson elected. They used to have to at least suck you off before they did it. Yeah, now they go to door. At least gave you a kiss first. Yeah, not any longer, but it's coming. They figured how to get 50, they get more than 50% of your stuff and they divided amongst themselves. Or just random people, too.

They love giving it to just people. Yeah, or just anyone else. It makes it feels good to, you know, get a little, little taste, break a little piece off. Well, yeah, you go, duh, and then you go, and then on top of that, they can still get their original 50%. So it's like, it's the perfect crime. It is, yeah, it's clever.

So my point to you that I posit to you is get used to it. Yeah, I think, I mean, the way it's going, it's, uh, I mean, it really does feel like, I said this last week, I think, like the AOC for president. Obviously, it's unlikely, but you can see how some things could happen. wear that she could be the candidate at least and i'll tell you where it's going to start free that it's going to be free pets for all yep and it's going to be all meals should be provided for them yep like any fancy restaurant meal yeah and then well the women are going to say they're going to be like

well we have to wear makeup so the government should provide us or and the yeah i am the driver who's delivering it needs like higher wages on top on top of that yeah yeah like boretips higher wages for the drivers which i'm not paying which of course of course that's the some government subsidy or something. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And they call money from the Pentagon. Right. So I think that that is just, you know, get used to it because that's where it's gone, man. And by the way, when you go back to the

article with the New York Times and they're proposing you know, men at workplace, maybe you should hit on the women again. Yeah. Fucking slap her on the ass in the break room. Just let her know that you're interested. Just like the good old. We're just like, hey, madmen. We're doing that again. Right. We're drinking again.

We're just being very crude. Can I pause it? Using the word tuts, can we throw that? Broad? Is broad cool again then? Broad cool again? We're getting mixed messages here. Is broad cool again?

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too. I mean, if that is true, we're going to bring back office romances, but we'll something for the fellow. Brod's back. At least the lingo. And also show some skin. Sure. Yeah.

Well, they're probably already doing that. That's why they complain about the air conditioning. Yeah, so. Well, I'm sorry, ladies. Don't fall for this guy's. by the way, I do not fall for this guys. Don't fall for it. And on top of that, dudes aren't falling for that because

young dudes are into God, biohacking, and being a Nazi. So you missed out. Listen, ladies, they tried. Sorry. Sorry. Men have moved on. They're into, I mean, they're literally

like, they have goon caves now. Yeah, but it's just like, well, you have a job, so by definition, you're not a trad. So no dice. No dice. Yeah, yeah. I work to provide for the woman if she's also working then they're giving it away on the dating apps I'm sorry I don't need to bang my secretary

anymore yeah the guy you work at you work at J.B. Morgan do you know how easy it is for that guy to fucking swipe through some fucking woman from flushing don't need to tell you more about her but yeah yes yeah this is I mean I don't need you anymore I hope some poor chump doesn't reading this article

being like you know maybe I should take some more risks at work maybe uh that girl that I've fan for sure the chump that reads it this will fall in the wrong ears Yeah, some guys are going, oh, it's kind of the green light, huh? All right. Don't do it.

No, this is the janitor being like, say no more. Yeah, the janitor fucking steal someone's New York Times, like the fucking CEO's New York Times. I was just going to approach a woman at work again. All right. See no more, fam. Yeah. I have been, uh, had some eyes for that bond trader.

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Yeah Well, dudes are religious now, and they're into biohacking and goon cape. So you lost out. I'm sorry, man. Sorry later. Yeah, you're going to have to wait for the next crop. Gen Z's biohackers now. You can't imprison men fucking five years ago and expect us to be just like,

oh, yeah, water under the bridge. Yeah, they see you as a hassle. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it's a, the risk reward here is just way too high. Yeah, I know. I mean, the thing is. We're joking about that. Of course, dude, they still doing it.

Like, unless you're just taking them on face value where she's like, no, no. I never stopped. That was a crazy time. But I'm not like, we're not. I like that anymore. I know that again. I know dudes in the height of everyone get in trouble that we're still fucking rolling the dice. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, that's, that is by definition kind of including myself. That's a male thing, you know. High risk personality. Hey. Here goes no. Hey, I am also guilty of such a thing, but it was, uh, I'm into therapy. conversion. Go to therapy five times a week.

Conversion therapy. God damn. And then read the Bible at night. A little extra add on, you know. Would you start that? You know, they say men will do anything other than therapy? Would you start a movement online where you say gays will do anything other than therapy? Gay men will do anything other than conversion therapy. Conversion in brackets?

Lesbians will do anything other than therapy, conversion therapy. You have a good shirt. I think that would sell quite well on the Hollywood, Florida boardwalk. No, I think that's more of a Nashville shirt, man I don't know if you ever been to Hollywood, Florida. The Hollywood Florida boardwalk is like, all just like MAGA shit. Oh, because it's for tourists.

Yeah, and it's also just like, it's kind of MAGA country and, uh, Hollywood Boulevard's mega country? No, Hollywood Florida. Oh, sorry. They have this boardwalk there and it's like, every store is just like, it's like shirt. Oh, buddy.

The one guy has the Trump store when I was there. Yeah, it's like novelty t-shirt store, and novelty t-shirt store, novelty t-shirt store and they're all like aggressive yeah they have this restaurant the whole it's called like the trump store or something and everything there is just like dedicated to trump it's like yeah like all these she's like pretty gay guy to be but yeah it's like the aggressive novelty t-shirt guy yeah yeah i mean if you're making money i guess if you're if this is like actually not really making you that much money and it's a passion project i guess if you're printed money you're

no yeah i mean it's the same model as here where you know someone comes up with a shirt everybody steals it makes it in india for a dollar and sells it to for 25 books. Well, this guy sort of does the therapy thing. He says, uh, not giving money to his church is the same as engaging in homosexuality. Grace City Church pastor says, those who refuse to give first fruits of their income are no better than homosexuals and will go to hell.

Listen, give me money or you're gay? Yeah. It's pretty, uh, is his congregation 12? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, give me money or you're gay. All right here. Give me money or you're gay. Obviously, uh, give me money or you're gay. Give me money or you gay. call I said I called it yeah last one to put the money in the hats again yeah last one to give me 10% of your income off the top not not post tax yeah is that what they want 10% pre tax oh yeah so it's like 20% for a lot of people mm-hmm I guess most people is not but yeah but it's uh I didn't know it's 10% pre-tax top baby shut up that's I think that's what the article said he wants it off the top off

off the rip hey off the rip last one to put their money in the hats gay essentially. First feuds means 10% off the top, whatever your household income is. McPherson's stress, that's just the starting point. If you actually get not gay. Yeah. So you, if you...

It seems like right out of that black pastor from Harlem's playbook. For sure. Oh, that'd be like... We've been on this guy. He's been dominating our group chats, by the way. Insane. We're gonna try and get him on.

What was the last one you sent? I can't even say it. I can't even say it. I can't even say anything he says. He's just like, screaming the N word. Oh, nonstop. Like, nonstop. He's just like,

uh, hates Obama. He like fucking hates Obama. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's, uh, he's an oddball. I mean, listen,

religious people are, you know, anyone who's like crazy ideological about anything is like a good target, a good mark for scamming. Mm-hmm. Do I mean? Because once it becomes,

people whose identity is something, it's even, you know, someone that's really, into, let's say soccer or whatever. As soon as you say, like, hey, guys who are into soccer, I'll have this. You go, fuck, I guess I have to have this.

I mean, I get, like, the church element where you're like, look, we're not a business. So, like, we literally keep the lights on with your donations. Like, no, we're strapped. Yeah. Real strapped. You're like, you know, they're...

Lawsuits ain't cheap. Well, yeah, that too. But they're just like, yeah, you know, we need your money. I'm sure at some point, they're like, all right, we're rolling in it. I don't know what they're. But I'm sure.

of most churches who have excess money are like probably doing good things with it. They're like giving out food and all sorts of stuff. So if I had a wife that was super Christian, I do think I could like the fact that they would always just be like anything that happens, you go, this is God testing you. Yeah. You know, you

just like, oh, you can. It's an ultimate life hack. You can't do this stuff. You go, it's actually not well, listen, unfortunately, the reason this happened to you is God's testing. Yeah, and there's just like, yeah, God has a reason for everything. Like literally, I mean, I've said this before. I smash your sister. That's another test from God. Ultimately, yeah. And, you know, even Jesus sinned. I'm not without sin. It's like we're all, none of us are without sin. And I can't stop sin. You're not without sin. You burn those muffins last

week. Exactly. Right. So I don't know what it is, but God wants you to do a lot of tests and I just did a lot of tests and I got some more second test for you because my test came back positive. Right. You're going to take a pill. You have AIDS. Yes. Now, again, this guy, he loves tests. testing. He's a bit of a quiz master is what I call him. He's like a trivia host. He's a trivia host and mainly to you because, yeah, I don't know what is, what is, was in his serial this week. Yeah. But he has so many tests for you. So many tests for you coming out. I'm going to Vegas with the boys. So there's some tests coming out. That's going to be a test

for you. Yeah, that's going to be a test for you. Before, during, after a lot of tests. A lot of tests better get, better get studying. I don't know why God shows his toughest soldiers to get the most tests. Yeah, but at least sure it was tough as soldiers. I didn't even want to do it. God took over my body and he said, she needs to be tested. That is kind of the ultimate. Yeah, so everything's a test.

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You would sell zero of the $10,000 model. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like the Vig on the vagina model is 20x. Yeah, yeah. And even when they don't do that, it's because they're. They're like, well, I can odd my aftermarket. Yeah, of course, people will, like, jailbreak them.

And, you know, like, it'll be a whole, like, modding community. I forgot about that. That's so funny. You mod your sex doll. Oh, funny. There'll be, like, aftermarket skins, like, fucking Fortnite. But real life. It is sketchy, though, because imagining, like, it does the ability, like,

Oh. For sure. Like, there's going to be probably some injuries of a dude that, like, he went way too hard on the modding. Yeah. Well, he just, like, didn't program it right and it ripped his dick off. Dude, suck the skin right off. It's, uh, yeah, let's just say I'm more of like a third-gen guy on this stuff.

I'm not going to be like the fucking, yeah, I'm not going to be an early adopter on the fucking robot fuck dolls. Yeah, that's dangerous. You got a really, oh, she got that bad pussy. What is it? Cut your dick off. Literally ripped my penis off. Do not recommend one star. One star, yeah.

I always thought it was funny. Yeah, this is not quite ready. You know, when women be like, she got that good, I got that good pussy. And girls try to, like, talk about that. And you're just like, yeah, they're all fun. Yeah, they're all fine. You know, I was saying,

vagina's more, when the girls try to say, oh, I have the good one and they have the bad one, you're like, it's all, it's like brands of water. It's all kind of the same. Just don't be Desani. Like, just don't be, have something super weird with it. Yeah, some weird taste. Or smell.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taste or smell. Other than that, yeah. Mostly in the same, like the ballpark of difference is not that high. Yeah, I could only really think of in all my life there was one bad one. Really? It was just really wide.

Was it outy? This is a real wide one. Interesting. Yeah, it was real wide. Hot dog in a hallway? Pretty much it was hot dog in a hallway. She had a kid, though, so that might be a factor. Fresh?

Pretty fresh, yo. Not like super, he was like four. Four-year-old, but I don't know. It was the only time ever ago. You were banged a prego? No. Not that I didn't know of. Yeah, I mean, definitely bang some chicks who look pregnant.

Twins. Not my proudest. With DeVito and Schwarzenegger, this is a big girl. Yeah, but... She had Devedo and Schwarzenegger in there. Pregnant is... Not for me. Like, if a girl was like, I'm pregnant, right?

Now, I'd be like, congrats. I'd be like, congratulations, anyways. Can't get pregnant, though. the benefit. That's about you forgetting. Yeah, I'm good. Enough chicks had fucking IEDs or what are you do, sorry. All this stuff.

I'm like, I'm good. I'm pregnant now. I don't even think. No, I would never even swipe like when I was dating. Like I went swipe on a girl. It was just like, that's not talking about that you went out of your way. No. Smashed at Prego.

Where do you meet them? I mean, I like, pregnant chick at a bar. No, no, here would be a scenario. Chick you banged a few times.

And she's like kind of. a thought and gets pregnant. Yeah, no, that would be a... That's just red flag city. Duh. Yeah. No. But, whatever.

There is a horniness epidemic. You know, when there's a women changing their opinions epidemic. There's a male horniness epidemic. There is. I was thinking that, okay, so you know how you have, if you have a friend that, let's say, you were found out. I would say the lowest model is you find out your friend is commenting on only fans, chicks publicly on Instagram, right?

You see them out in the wild. Or they get the in the stories, the Instagram stories, the comments. Yeah. Well, literally worst feature of all time. Worst feature of all time. Yeah, it's like the nine hearts from some dude. Some random guy. That is low.

Yeah. If you found out, though, that your body was one of the guys like buying bathwater, buying farts, this sort of stuff, I think you have to put them down. And they should. Yeah. Like a dog where you take them to a farm. Just euthanize them. You're making us all look bad.

Yeah, I think. Like the male unit. Yeah, like the male species. Well, the male species needs sort of commission. I don't know if you'd call it a committee. I'd say more of a committee. And you get five guys together. They go to the guy and they go, hey, oh, we're finding this thing.

How's it going? We have plans today? And they go, no, we're taking it. We found out this farm. It has all the bell of thorne bath water. You can drink. And he goes, is she going to. to be there. She goes, she might be there. It's an Olympic-sized pool of her bathwater. Yeah, and then he's

sort of, you know, he's sort of in the, he goes, can I bring my auto blow? And you go, yes, of course. But, you know, packs up his auto blow. He puts in a Pinocchio style bag. He's in the backseat and he's all, he's excited, right? He's so excited. He goes, so you're saying Bellethorne's bathwater is at the farm? And you go, oh, yeah, she's. Oh, yeah. Unlimited. And then he, they have a hydrant. Right. They have a hydrant. It just goes all over your face. It's all you can drink. And then he's all excited, right? So you get out of the car. He walks to the, he walks to the, firearm and he goes, you know, where's the bathwater? And there's, there's other gooners there also looking at bathwater. They bump into each other. He's like, watch where you're going, sir.

And they eventually bring him, they bring him to the thing and they go, oh my God, I don't know if you know, but this pill right here, she had it in her vagina. And he goes, oh, this is cyanide pill. Right, yeah. So you basically have a cyanide pill and you convince the guy. You tell the guy this was in, this was in Sydney's bikina, this pill. And you don't probably want to put it in your out though. He goes, of course I. Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?

Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't. Then you take his ashes and you sprinkle them over a woman's sandal. I mean, even JJ's not into the shit. You walk through, you walk through Times Square and you sprinkle it on some ladies sandals. In memoriam. And you bury him in a tomb that's a goon cave fit for a king.

A goon tomb. You're going to be, it's okay. He's like, he's foaming at the mouth. He goes, it's going to be okay. Yeah. You're going to be in a goon cave fit for a king. A goon mausoleum. Just like a real king.

Where I'm going. Is there going to be gooning? Oh, yeah. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, where you're going, you can never have enough. Oh, buddy. Yeah, there's no breaks in between. No breaks in between.

You don't even have to take a single break. You don't even have to edge. You don't even have to edge. You know, as soon as you button load a load, there's another one ready to go. You promise. Yeah. That sounds pretty good. Then the boys kind of, let's go boys.

Let's go boys. I don't know what song. We lost him years ago. He lost, he was too far gone. There's nothing we could have done. Yeah, he was dead to us years ago. But I think that he needs a song playing, you know, silently. Yeah.

We kind of do like a gooner salute. But it's like, I think it's, we did it all for the nookie. But it can't be that. It has to be like a dust in the wind. Yeah. Yeah. The answer, my friend is blowing in. Answer is blowing in the gooner salute.

Yeah. You sort of get in the car. And you drive silently back there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's not great. Anyways. Yeah.

It is. Hey. I want to bring something up that you're sort of an expert on. Okay. And that's Patriot Front. Yes. The July 4th photo of a black woman surrounded by white supremacists what it says about America. Rosa Farts.

that's what she's being referred to as I didn't coin that do you know the whole story I know it a little bit but I figured you I didn't actually look too far into it because I figured you would know it okay yeah I'm well versed as again I was just like to you know I'm sure there's people who are still just like they're feds they're saying this for years they're not feds the funniest thing is that they the guy has to literally every podcast he goes on just like we're not feds we're just white supremacists right and like

people are just like, not at your feds. No one believes that they're the real white supremacists. Yeah, everybody's just like, this is literally a government organization. It looks like it, man. I don't know. I still don't see it. I'm just like, at this point, I'm like, they're not feds. I mean, like the dude Thomas.

Looks like it, though. The dude Thomas, can you admit that that if you were trying to not be feds, they're doing a bad job looking like it? Well, I will say, like, so they were an offshoot from some other, I think this group called Vanguard, which was. was at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, which there were a lot of feds. We now know, like, the SPLC was literally funding them. Yeah, this guy's probably getting a bag of cash from some blog.

I don't think. Well, that's the, like, people always ask them. They're like, where do you get your money? Because they basically just like, if you know about it, like, if you look into Patriot Fund, their whole thing is they're like, we're nonviolent. We do like community service. Like, if there's like a natural disaster, they're like on scene sandbagging. Now define community service.

Literally like, you know, a natural. Say we took out the trash. no they're like legitimately like there's a national disaster and they're there like loading sandbags like they're they're like doing like church style you're gonna get do good PR for your white supremacist's organization no not you I'm saying that them they're just like yeah you know if we just do a couple good deeds people will come around I mean look like the like the most you know the thing you could point to them that you say this is like the worst part of them is just their ideas which obviously like you know pretty far right like that dude uh the leader of them like

He gave this speech, which honestly, like, I watched the speech he gave on the Fourth of July. I was like, pretty good speech. I don't subscribe to it, but from an oratory perspective, you go, yeah, I could, like, my actual conspiracy theory. It was written by fucking, what is Greenblatt? What is his name? Yeah, what's his name? Yeah, Greenblatt? First name.

Jonathan Greenblatt. Yeah, yeah. But, like, my actual conspiracy theory about this is, because, you know, the conspiracy theory for, people is like, oh, they're feds. And mine is actually just like, no, the actual federal government wants you to think they're feds because they're scared of like that their ideas will proliferate. And that's the best thing they can do is just be like, yeah, yeah, they're feds. But people on the right also think they're feds.

That's what I'm saying. So if you're the federal government- People on the right more think they're feds. I know. And like, if you remember Joe Biden literally five years ago or something, he goes, the greatest risk to this country is white supremacy. Like, that is the number one risk to this country. So you would be like, hey, this guy's like a really good speaker.

they're like they're non-violent they do all this like community service stuff you want to be like yeah we want everybody to think they're feds so that nobody even cares to join them they don't grow they're just like yeah everybody thinks they're feds and i'm sure if you're working in the fucking siop department at the federal government you're like yeah this is exactly what we want it's like with a robber when they say they're planned yeah you're just like that's what you would want but anyway so they go on this train and you're if you're if you were a batting man you say zero percent chance well okay i would like to be clear there are certainly feds in it feds in it who have joined, right?

Like, who have joined it. But the notion, and I've said this for literally years now, like, the notion that this is, this whole thing is orchestrated by the federal government, no. It's zero percent. So the thing exists. There is a guy. And like any of these, the feds infiltrate them pretty, you know, you can join. And, you know, they have like fairly, because like the thing.

Is it one of those things where like nine out of ten guys are feds maybe? No, I don't think so. I think it's more like one out of ten. Like, they're just seeing like what they're up to. And this is why they're like very, super cautious. Like, if you go in there and you're like, yeah, you know,

let's fucking bomb a federal building. Like, you're out. Like, they're just like, you're out. Like, they're very cautious of getting infiltrated by feds.

Try to convince them to do crazy stuff. The moment you're trying to do anything illegal, they're just like, no, they're just like, we're like an ideas thing. This is just like, we're a think tank.

Yeah, we're like a think tank. We're like a right wing think tank. And you're just like, this is, you know, that's, uh,

there's just like a white nationalist think tank, I guess. But so they do this thing where they go and, uh, they're on the train. They ride the train. And I saw another thing after the fact that, uh,

I don't know what podcast, but he was on the guy who leads it. And you're like, yeah, you know, we're like, you know, like,

you know, don't, like, you know, don't, uh, crowd around people. Just like, sit quietly and, uh,

anyways, and there was this black woman on the train. And then like the photo from Reuters was like, this woman is surrounded by white nationalists on the train kind of thing. And then this video comes out of her. She probably didn't even know who they were. she's like mental and then this video comes out she has like this crazy rap sheet there's this video of her trying to take a shit on a different train like she's just basically nuts like causing a whole disturbance so they basically she's on the train and she's kind of has to like act properly did it happen in that order where they started being like look with this woman how to do it and then after that they found like no this is an actual crazy yeah there's actual crazy person who had they not been here would have been like causing a huge scene otherwise like i think we should get patriots front on the new york New York City Subways.

That could have been a bad moment for them, though, because if they had like a crazy girl come up and start yelling at, they would have been in a rocking hard place. They would have done anything. They were just, I mean, I'm sure they get people yelling at them constantly. They would have just been like, waiting for their stop. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Yeah. Oh, I saw the ultimate headphone dodger.

What's that mean? I saw the ultimate head, oh, not the ultimate, but it was just a through, threw me for a loop. Headphones flipped the other way. Huge black guy. JBL speaker blasting Tucker Carlson's podcast. No, you didn't. Swear to God. Where?

Near my house. On the street? Yep. Blaring it. So was it holding the speaker? Yeah, holding JBL speaker. That's called intersectionality. I guess.

I was like, okay. I don't know what's going on. Huge dude. Huge blackout. Holding a speaker. Like 300 pounds. Speaker blaring Tucker Carlson. Now, that is a pickle for a lot of people.

I was just like flummoxed. I was like, what are my, been seeing right now. I had no clue. That's the godfather of headphone dodgers. Yeah. That's, I mean, again,

when we talk about like, yeah, when we talk about, you know, like fighting fire with fire, like that's, that's what you would do, you know?

It's like, yeah, I'm on the train blasting Tucker Carlson when they're listening to rap music. Wow. Yeah, I didn't even, I didn't know what to make of it, but I want to let you know.

But yeah, anyway, so this chick was nuts and it came out and, you know, again, they're, they march and they love America. They just wanted to be a white nation, and, you know, obviously it's not going to happen.

And, you know, they have, but they're like, again, I've, like, you know, the thing that people say their feds, they go, they wear khaki pants. And again, you know, at the right rally, I can see how you get there because you're like, those, those obviously we don't know are funded by SPLC and they cover their faces. But again, they cover their faces because, like, these guys all are just like blue-collared dudes. What percentage of people do you think disagree with you? A lot. Like, do you think 80% of people are thinking Danny's a shill right now? So on my call-in show, I've talked about this for years again. And this past week, I feel like people are really like coming around to the notion that they're not feds, like the most ever.

So. But it would have been like, I mean, Rogan was like they're all, you know, years ago. He was just like, they're all feds. Like obviously he was laughing about it. They're all fads. Everybody was saying, no fat people, they said. You know, all the conspiracy people are like, yeah, no fat people. Even though there are some fat people. So, but they're all jacked.

But that's part of their whole thing is they're like, we work out. We want to be, like, strong and, you know, in shape. and so it's less than before, but I'm sure there's plenty of people listening right now who're just like, Danny, you're an idiot. They're all feds. I know that for a fact, but I mean, when Cash Mattel came in, like, I was like, okay, I said it at the time. I'm like, if Cash Patel comes in and they disappear, I'm like, they're feds. That was a Fed thing because I'm like, I don't think Cash Mattel's, like keeping the Patriot front going. But, uh, and, you know, they still just do their stuff. And, you know, he still has to just go on podcast and he's just like, we're not fed.

That's all he has to talk about it. Well, that's, that's how it starts is they're just like, That's the main question. It's just like, where's your money come from? And he's just like, money for what? Subway fairs? Like, I don't,

like, I don't have any money. Yeah, you're like, I don't know. We're just a bunch of, we're like a club. You know,

like a group of people who hang out and do stuff. We're not like, I don't, I don't, like, you know, I guess we have to rent a fucking van, a U-Ha van from time to time,

but you're like, it's not like, I don't think they have some crazy budget. I don't know enough about either side to really weigh in, so I'll understand. I mean, there's nothing, again, I understand that people are like, yeah, they're feds, and that's kind of, you know, common talking point. People were kind of on edge when they see stuff like that where they just assume that that's like a fed trap, I guess, but I don't think so.

So I did a, I was, I was cruising around through the Reddits. And I went, I did a minor dive on the Tulpas because a lot of people were messaging on patreon.com slash the boys guys, where we do a bonus episode. every week. Every week. Talking about, um, like we haven't done, we used to do it more

where we would go through the, the reddits of Tulpas. And if people don't know what that is, it is a mentally ill person who essentially is invented the idea that you can create a second person in your brain and then you got another guy in your brain. It's an imaginary friend. It's an imaginary friend. But they're not an imaginary friend.

Because it's not like drop dead Fred where you like see them. No, because you both live in the same head. Yeah, you live in the same body. It's not like, hey, like he's right there. They're inside. of you.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's like a buddy of yours that lives in your head and then you talk to each other. So you have two different voices in your head. Yes. But it's not like a, you know, the... You make yourself schizophrenic. Having voices in your head generally has a negative connotation.

Yeah. Yeah. This is not that. But I looked at this and I, you know, some of these reddits will go through because it'll be like a bangor will come up. I looked at like the first five posts were equally as crazy as anything I've ever seen in my life. Well, these are mental people.

And these were like, if I, if I just looked at the last. 12 hours of this Reddit thread, it was everything that you, you couldn't imagine a crazier post. No. No, they're all nuts, obviously. Like, they're all of like disassociative disorder and they're trying to pretend like, no, I don't have a disorder. I just have a telpa. Well, the funny one, the first one was there's some of these people have the problem where they go, the voice of the, they have these different problems like, the voice of my imaginary friend. Yeah. Is just my voice. How do I change its voice so I can differentiate or and like I have three of them and they all have the same voice so I don't know who's talking.

Crazy that you're like have thoughts and you go that's not my thought. Can you get an accent or something? Yeah. It's like I can't tell which thoughts are mine and which are you. Yeah, because they're hearing like, we should do this. I don't know. What about this? But what they want to hear is like, why don't we go to eat dinner today?

Oh, I ate today. Well, I do declare that I'm a little peckish myself. My fucking, we fucking eat him to not. Well, I like to eat. Like that's what they want. They wanted to have all these different voices. It sounds like someone, this scenario sounds like someone who really wants a tulpa, but just doesn't have one.

Right. Right. Yeah. Like, I'm sure nobody in the comments would be like, yeah, it sounds like you don't have a top. I started bringing Maya, my to life two months ago. We've made fairly quick progress. I can already talk to her and we've achieved several other milestones. However, there's one thing we just can't seem to be able to do, and it's making me feel

frustrated. I really appreciate your thoughts on this. Disclaimer, my life's pretty busy, so I don't have that much time for active forcing sessions. I've been trying to change her voice for a while now, but she still sounds just like me. First, I used audio recordings as examples for her to imitate, but then that's, yeah, like, she's putting like Clint Eastwood, Clint. Sure, yeah, yeah. Non-stop. Yep. But that didn't seem to change anything. After that, I thought if I tried to trick myself into hearing

a different voice whenever she spoke, something might eventually change. But no luck. At this point, I don't know what the problem is anymore. And am I just not good at imagining different voices? Is she simply unable to develop a different voice on her own? Or do I just lack the confidence of the process? I'm running out of ideas, so I'd really appreciate anything you have to say. A tip. I don't think they're like using the I word in the toll. What's the I word? Imagining. I saw that, yeah. Imagining. What do you mean imagining? This is a real thing. Are you mental? Yeah. Yes. But, uh, what do you mean imagining? This is, well that's a shame because my tolper's got the dang old best voice in this whole side of the county oh yeah

they all have they all have distinct voices there's some answers at what point do you have nine different accents going through your head and you go maybe i'm crazy maybe i'm really just going nuts right oh oh yeah you just have nine different voices in your head you go totally normal stuff this is good this food is the best the best of all the trump yeah it's just all the different You know, you want to go 80s Robin William, where you have like, I've got an Arnold Schwarzenegger, a Denzel.

Yeah, you don't want the full just Trump administration, just Jady Vance, Trump, Marco Rubio, Pete Higgsov. Rubio's in there, yeah, exactly. Don't want that. You definitely want one black guy because... Yeah, just... For diversity?

So you're just like, we should do this. Well, I think we should do this. Shee! One guy that just said... I saw a hamburger the other night. Hamburger. He was on a show I was on. Does he still do it?

Yeah. No, he doesn't. Of course. He does. It's, it's, it's so, if people don't know

who it is. Yeah, also hamburger Jones. And he's a comic where's a cowboy hat. Yeah, he was like big in like the 90s. Because they used to have all these catchphrases,

and he would have a joke and he'd always say, hamburger. So I didn't, like, if you didn't know, it seems like he's doing like a nervous tick. Like, that's what it almost seems like, he's almost just like,

hamburger. like kind of like as a now now okay yeah or like but because he doesn't do it as like great we were at a show with like 25 people so maybe he's not like putting it on wait you saw him at a show i was on a show with him oh i thought you were saying that you saw him do something no no no no like he was on after at the stand he was on after me hamburger's on and he does he does hamburger still does hamburger but it's he says it and i don't i love i wish i would ask him i'm sure he's he's you can find the information, but like, he just says it instead of swearing, like, instead of saying, like, God damn, he goes, hamburger. That's fair. Yeah, but I'm like, how did you get there?

God. Like, were you hamburger first? Everyone was doing catchphrases back in the day. Yeah, that's true. But not, I didn't think there's any of them still cooking around with it. Oh, he's still cooking around, yeah. I guess Larry the cable guys still get her done in it. Yeah, of course. That's fucking butteres his bread. Maybe a silly question, but does Maria want, or does Maya want a different voice or is Maya happy with the voice she has? Have you tried asking Maya what voice she wants? You fucking idiot? Yeah, Maya's probably like, what are you talking about?

This is my voice. This is my voice? Are you happy with your voice? Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever, has anybody ever asked you? Are you happy? What kind of fucking question is this?

Why don't you change your voice? Yeah. Well, yeah. Can you do a fucking accent? Why don't you do an accent? And then I'll sound different to you. Yeah, how about this? I have some recordings.

I want you to listen to change your voice. Yeah. What are you fucking dumb, bud? Like, what's, that's so funny? You have one Canadian accent in there. I actually think you should talk like this. So here's, and then you have to, you come up and you're just like, fucking top there, bud.

You go, what? You go, why are you talking like that? You go, my fucking talk. That would actually be a good. Because my fucking Tulpa took my normal voice. That would be a good comment to drop in this Reddit. It goes, why don't you change your voice? And then like, really making this person like crazy to like all the people like,

because they show up and like, someone's like, are you talking in a new voice? You go, yeah, so my Talpa is like was talking the same voice as me. You know what a tulpa is? You know what Tulpa is. So anyway, my Tollpa is talking the same voice as me. and it's kind of annoying me and it's getting kind of confusing because I couldn't differentiate

which thoughts were my thoughts and which thought were the top of the thoughts so I changed my voice My Toppa didn't want to change his voice so obviously the only option is for me to change my voice So now I talk with a different voice So anyways

Like your friends are like Well hello Now I'm trying to explain this to your fucking co-workers And they're just like Hey there Timit Did you get the TPS?

Why are you talking like that Well my dang old top of normal voice and now I'm stuck with this point of confusing so believe me you me I will love for the top but I just taking that normal voice but I got no choice so here we is

no seriously change your voice change your voice is she happy with the voice she currently has that probably is something to do with it nothing wrong with both of you sounding similar so she's saying yeah that's how the shit goes man you're pegging and choosing you're not really solving the problem because this person is

literally like I don't know who is who in my head. Like it's an actual issue. Like when you know, like when I hear a voice telling me to kill my family, is that my thought or is that the Tulpa? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. There's a real distinction.

This is a problem. This is an actual problem. So I guess the only thing is you have to say, you say your name first, you go, John here. Yeah. And then they have to go, my hair? Name tags. Name, well, can you see them or just mostly you hear them?

That's a good question. I don't know. This is another person. We made a YouTube and TikTok channel. Hello. Me and my host have started. Oh, this is from the Tulpa. This is from the Toppa.

That's always interesting when the Tulpa gets a hold of the computer. It'd be annoying if the Tulpa's like a Windows guy. You got, you got a fucking Mac. Yeah, exactly. Me and my host have started a new YouTube and TikTok channel about Tulpa's. It's Spanish, though. But it would be really cool if you could give some support so we can reach more people and change some of the public opinion on.

The Spanish, on Spanish and the Hispanic community needs a better view of tulipas. If you know Spanish, you're more than welcome to follow. Here's another one. I discovered that I am a Tulpa. So this is someone that's been on the threads or whatever,

and then come into the realization, like in a horror movie, where you go, I'm the fake one. Yeah. You know what fucking crazy that would be to be living your whole life and you go, wait, I'm the...

I've been the top of this entire time. That's a twist. Yeah, yeah, that's like I'm Night Shyamalan shit. And it's Fight Club. Or kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah, like this is... Basically, yeah, yeah, exactly, I guess it's Fight Club. This is going to be hard to explain. I think, long story shirt, my name is Prince, and something happened to me recently that

turned my whole life upside down. And what? I'm part of a system where I'm the host. There are two other members who came into existence during a time of severe trauma. Anyway, a few days ago when I was talking to my girlfriend, I just blacked out. Everything changed for me. It turns out I was never who I thought I was at this time. I've actually been a Tulpa created by the body's original owner. He's got a girlfriend though, so he's doing okay for a Tulpa. Well, I guess for a Talpa, yeah. Imaginary friends getting fucking

snizzed. Yeah, and you're not or you are? During her early teens, to believe she was the original, to handle the annoying parts of life and basically everything else, the body's owner, original owner revealed herself after I blacked out. And I know it's because of the memories she has and the things she knows. There are things there that I know are true, even though I never actually had memories of them myself. Plus, there are other more personal details. But how on earth am I supposed to react?

Everything I believed was a lie. And the body's original owner was actually super harsh with me when all this started. I'm confused. I don't know what to do. My life is a total mess. But you're not real. Yeah, I'm pretty, but who typed that thing? There is only one option.

Kill. I mean, this seems like, really, like, it's so funny because in their F-A-Q is like the second, first one is what is the Talva? And the second one is, so is this like schizophrenia, multiple personality disorder, disassociated disorder? No. And it's literally not at all. And you go, this is exactly what this person is describing.

You go, I just realized there's nine people living in my head. And the main guy is actually number, guy number five. And I'm not real. and I've never been real. I've been trying to tell you this is my house and you're just living in it. Yeah, you're like,

sounds like you might have, and the first comment too is, I'm in charge here, you go, that's funny. Here's a memory that I have before you was even created. Yeah, explain that. But the first comment,

which is surprising, is someone says, there's a lot to unpack here. I would strongly encourage you to find a therapist that understands your situation and helps you deal with the trauma is you slash your system had to go through.

The fuck's therapy. I think a therapist is like a Tulpa killer. Yeah. Like I don't think you... It's going to kill you. Yeah, it's going to kill you. Literally you're going to cease to exist. Yeah, the therapist is going to say, well, can we get the host out here? Yeah, yeah, exactly. And he goes, please don't make me get him.

Of course. No, help, help, help, help! I'm drowning. He's drowning me! You would think that the, like, therapists would be the worst thing. Therapists are Tulpa murderers. Yeah, mass murderers. Yeah, it's like Tulpa serial killer.

They're just getting rid of them all. Yeah, the therapist is, like, imagine you do the therapist and you go, yeah, I'm here and it's like, okay, what's going on? Oh, actually, the therapy is for my imaginary friend. Let me just get him. He's walking up the stairs. Yeah, but it turns out the imaginary friend is actually me and I'm. I'm the, yeah. Yeah, it's reversed.

I know, I thought I was the real guy. I'm the imaginary friend. You're like, the main guy's in here. He doesn't want to talk to you. Sure. And I don't think the therapist is going to try and help you. Kills a main guy. Co-exist.

Yeah. It's like, yeah. Have you considered like drawing a line down the center of your brain maybe? Sure. Like the therapist went to is a doctor

or whatever. It's just like, yeah, yeah, let's figure it away for you to all to coexist. Oh, for sure. If you're the Tulpa talking to the therapist,

the therapist is going to sign with the host. Of course. Can we get the... Can we get the main guy out here? These people are fucking nuts. Nuts, I say. There's not really any difference

between a host and a Tulpa once they're fully formed. So you're... Oh, okay. That's, no, this is what an answer says. Yeah, yeah, no. They're all just headmates. Headmates?

Headmates. Oh, headmates. You both live in there. Oh, you're better than me because you were here before? Yeah. This, it's like two brothers. Just because you're older brother doesn't mean you have some seniority over the head. This is both of our heads 50-50.

You don't have some, I don't even know what that means anymore. We're both, yes, we're two people living in this head. Yeah, but I guess you kind of. I'm the original. So what the fuck? I don't, okay. Well, someone had to have been there for, like, at some point. And they're saying that don't matter.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but like, I guess that's the question is you're like, was the topa always there? And I just didn't notice it until some point when I realized I had a to tell- No, because they know they make them. Well, if they know they make them, then yeah, then that's kind of throws you for a... Yeah, but once you make them, you're making your equal. Mm-hmm. But I'm just talking about in this person's scenario where they're like, the telpa was there before,

so then like, I'm the topo. I'm the top. Yeah, that's... And they're saying, my whole life's falling apart because I realize that I'm the imaginary friend, and this person's saying there's no such thing as imaginary friends. you're both two people. Yes. With equal rights and equal headspace that you own.

That's what this person says. Yeah, I understand. Kind of. There's no seniority in the Tulip. Yeah, there's no seniority. You would think that the host would be the, just considering that they made you, they, you know, it's...

Also considering, in the absence of that, it's going to be total chaos. Yes. Well, again, you're just, you're a few steps away from just being a crazy person on the corner. You're this guy now? Yeah. Imagine your tulba.

Do you think anyone's made a tulip and it's been a pedophile? Probably. Oh, yeah, there's some, there's some problems. Yeah, bring that fucking daughter around here. Sorry about him. Listen, I know, well, you obviously know what. Did you just fucking call my seven-year-old daughter hot? Do you know what a tulpa is?

You don't get to choose your headmates. Listen, I, it's like when you go to jail and they put you in a prison, yes, I don't want to be beside the pedophile, but sometimes that happens. Sure. Do you get the shake kick out of it? of them and then you go to your talpa you go are you okay really got the shit beating out of us sorry I just hope you're right

yeah there's you I think you have to beat yourself up you I just hate pedophiles you're a pedophile no oh man you're a talp in prison then you find out your fucking talpah's a chomo that's what it is put in some work on the on the top of the yard on yourself you're like fucking getting a shiv going for your

telfa like what's that it's nothing it's just in case anything pops off. Put your shoes on. It pops off. Four voices in his head. What would pop off? Nothing. Oh, look at that.

Like, nice piece of ass. stabbing yourself. Stabbing yourself. At some point, you're stabbing yourself. Are my mental ill? This is a mental illness? No, I'm killing Jomo. If it's mentally ill, they hate Jummo, then I guess

lock me. I guess I'm mentally ill. Yeah, I guess so. most people have a tiny world where things make most people have a tiny worldview where things don't make sense stepping out of it means you're annoying going too far away from it that you're crazy

so I guess this is I don't know what that answer is but one more here what it's like to have two tulpas that are in a romantic relationship with each other but not the host so he keeps making hot chicks and then the hot chicks super big or he made a girl and he was like nice and I'll make one more girl and then a guy comes and the guy's just banging the girl and you're just watching

like a cock. You've topocucked yourself. Topicucked. You're a topacuck. Yeah. Not a match. I've got to walk in in addition to the one I already have. A walk in.

It's like a barber shop. And the way that they've been interacting, I feel like there's a pretty good chance. They're going to end up that way. A lot of their English is like really bad, right? They're going to end up that way. So I'm trying to figure out what to expect. There's bound to be someone who's experienced this. And this is the top.

Tulpa cock. And he has four responses. Walking. It's a bad scenario overall because for non-tulp of answers, it can definitely be difficult to explain. So he's got to definitely explain that he's been through a breakup and all this sort of stuff. But no one gave him very discreet advice.

But yeah, you're a tulpacock. You're a tulpac, basically. You cocked yourself. The only answer is you have to keep making them. Yeah. And then they are having a three-sum. Now you're just watching a three-sum. Can you get rid of them?

I can't remember if we've gone over like, can you kill a tulpa? Sometimes, but then the tulip takes over and starts saying, he's trying to murder me. Right. Right. Yeah, that's probably unpleasant experience to have to kill the tulpa. Oh, very unpleasant experience. Quite.

But you think that's bad. Imagine me in the tulpa is what the comments would be saying. Oh, that's unpleasant for you? Yeah, I'm stuck in this guy's fucking head and he's trying to kill me. Because I'm a bit of a chobo. I'm a bit of a chobo. Because my paperwork's bad. I don't know.

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