The Boyscast with Ryan Long - NFT'S HAVE A BOYS PROBLEM

Starting point is 00:00:00 And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we gonna live forever, but we gonna live forever Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the BoyzCast It's the BoyzCast The smooth stylings of our new vocal compressors, much requested The only thing we're really missing now is just a wacky soundboard Wacky soundboard. Wacky soundboard is coming.

Starting point is 00:00:27 Two more Camerons are coming. But we need to really channel DJs from fucking, you know, like radio DJs from the early 90s. I know. It's coming. And we're going to have accidentally four boys, among other things. But this is the thing. I was thinking more like boing. Yeah, for sure. If you see a dude, for example, we pop that up there.

Starting point is 00:00:45 Yeah. Speaking of, people wonder why we do this. And the thing is, it's for the fans. And we got a fan video sent in here. That's the thing. So this guy, he was having trouble. And he listened to the boys cast one episode. That's all it took. He was living his life in a way that he didn't want to live it.

Starting point is 00:01:03 Listen to one episode. And this is what he's living like now. Do you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free? Yes, sir. One voice, Kaz. Turn around and tell those people. Tell them. I'm not gay no more.

Starting point is 00:01:19 I am delivered. I don't like men no more. I thought I liked women. Women,'t like men no more. I said I like women. Women, women, women, women. I don't like men no more. I like women. Women, women, women, women. The fact that he says men's.

Starting point is 00:01:35 He goes, I don't like men. It reminded me a lot of men on film from fucking Living Color. Remember when they're super gay? He's like, I don't like no mans no more. I don't like mans no more. I listen to the boys' cats. I like womans. Womans, womans, womans, womans, womans.

Starting point is 00:01:50 Actually, fun fact about gay conversion therapy is they just make you say women over and over again until you're straight. Women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women. That's you. That's you having sex with your chick.

Starting point is 00:02:01 You go, I love women. Women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women, women. I hope nobody cuts us and uses us against us. Women, women, women. I'm not gay. I would not date a man. I would not tear a purse.

Starting point is 00:02:17 I would not put on makeup. I'm not wearing a purse. By the way, that was like, most gay guys don't carry purses or wear makeup. It was a little further than gay, right? Yeah, you kind of were like, are you talking about, like, it's not really. I will not date a man. By the way, he's wearing the fruitiest fucking bow tie too.

Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's acting real. Well, he's going around to like walking like a. He's prancing. He's prancing. A little light in the loafers, as people in that community might say i love the idea of having sex with a chick and you go i will not we were births

Starting point is 00:02:51 let's see what else you got i think i don't think he's done i will love a woman i like i brought to the organ player i was like grooving to the organ he brings that guy over too and he's having sex with his newfound women also be sort of funny if he can't get women because he's like he can't pick up women he's at the bar i will have sex you know what despite what anybody says they tell me i wouldn't do it i will give you the honor of having sex with you the girl's like yeah i have a boyfriend not interested fucking creepy dude with a fucking bow tie i gotta be honest that'd be the best of those yeah that's his tinder profile it's just one like

Starting point is 00:03:39 one video message i will have sex with women. Women, women, women. The pastor goes, that's another one under my, he goes, I got another one for you, Lord. Yeah, the pastor's like, I nailed it. And everyone else was like, he goes, look at all these people that I turned. For example, you come to my camp. Look at all these guys. I fuck girls. I have sex with women some guy doing a musical yeah he probably thinks it's like the easiest thing to just convert gay people yeah

Starting point is 00:04:13 it's just like it's nothing like he sees gay people and go like why like i can just come over i'm addicted to the poontang women women but i like I like the idea of doing the one man show. The light comes down and he goes, I love the snatch. And then a dick comes out and he goes, ewee, ewee. The whole chorus comes out.

Starting point is 00:04:34 Ew, gross. Wouldn't want to suck that. Ew, gross. Would never suck a dick. It'll be like a thing at the top opens and just dick balloons. And he's like,

Starting point is 00:04:43 no. He's slowly falling. But I'm a boobie man, but I'm a boob man. I like the boobies. I like the thing. We love boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies,

Starting point is 00:04:57 boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, boob He's like, I saw the light. He comes walking out of the life-size vagina. He goes, I saw the light. No more sucking dick at all. No more sex with men at all. And then Danny comes in. But if you're not going to have sex with men, then I will. Then I will.

Starting point is 00:05:21 You're like the devil in the thing. Oh, yeah. You go, well, someone's got to fuck him. Oh, yeah. You're like the devil in the thing. Oh, yeah. Here you go. The devil's definitely in there. Well, someone's got to fuck him. Oh, no. It's Big Gay Dan. Well, if you won't fuck him, then I will.

Starting point is 00:05:35 Women, women, women. I ain't having sex with no man. Yeah. Anyways. But, so that guy. The big boys cast fan. Do you think he's, how long until he goes back to the dark side? I think he went right off stage and he goes, I can't hold it no more.

Starting point is 00:05:49 See, the best part about being- Oh no, did I try? The best part about the super religious thing, though, is that he could be like, I'm never having sex with men ever again. Then he gets off stage, goes and has sex with a man. He goes, I've sinned, please forgive me. And it's like the sin forgiveness cycle where you're kind of like you're sinning

Starting point is 00:06:07 because you know that forgiveness is there. So then it's just like- That's the thing. It's the perfect crime. Kind of. You're like, they're almost kind of like, hey, get some sins in because it's endless forgiveness. Well, they go to the concessions at the play, right?

Starting point is 00:06:19 And then he comes back and he goes, oops, I did it again. Sucked on that sham. I love that guy. He goes, ah, I'm finally straight again. And he goes, I, I did it again. Sucked on that shell. I love the guy who goes, ah, I'm finally straight again. And he goes, I just need to use the men's room. Goes, sits down, looks to his left. There's a glory hole. He goes, but.

Starting point is 00:06:33 What's this? But I don't do that anymore. Stop it. You know we don't do that anymore. Another glory hole on the other side. He goes, the Lord's tempted me. And then the guy thinks, he goes, maybe there's women behind this hole. But there's not. And then the guy thinks, he goes, maybe there's women behind this hole. But there's not.

Starting point is 00:06:46 And I know there's not. No. But there could be. This is a woman's penis. Women don't have penis. I will not wear a purse. Are you some kind of bigot? Well, you need that the other way around.

Starting point is 00:06:57 You go, I will not carry a purse. You're like, your chick's purse. Like, I will not buy you dinner. Oh, by the way, I don't know if you saw our boy Lev fucking at the stand. Fat Lev? Fat Lev, our friend Lev Fair. He shows up and he's got this fucking Gucci bag. That's his new thing.

Starting point is 00:07:14 It was like, you know, well over $1,000. He bought this Gucci purse. It's definitely a fun alternative to losing 15 pounds. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, props, it's kind of like your joke with the hat or whatever. Trying a new thing out as an adult. I mean, every person was really giving it to him.

Starting point is 00:07:32 Every person there was like, dude. And then the funniest thing is I told my girl, I go, yeah, Lev got this Gucci bag. And he goes, for his girlfriend? I go, no. Yeah, that's a solo project. That's for himself. Yeah, because I always do this joke

Starting point is 00:07:45 about how you can't change your identity in your 30s. Like, if you, whatever you will look like when you're 30, that's you for the rest of your life. You can't just show up with, like, a new leather jacket after you've never been that guy. You got, the best is the hats where people have the big fucking, you know, the, like, not cowboy hat, but it's, like, a cool, like the hats you wear in the feminist binge. Yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 00:08:07 You try and show off with that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, I got back from fucking Skank Fest. It's super fun. Everyone was rocking out, so I'm like dead. Yeah, I could imagine. I was like, I was surprised you didn't have a voice right now. Yeah, I didn't have a voice.

Starting point is 00:08:23 I woke up, me and Josh out of Myers at one point, too, and we were talking about I woke up, me and Josh out of Myers at one point, and we were talking about Steve-O, and both of us were like, and everyone was like, I mean, neither of you have to change your voice to do his impression. You're just both fucking.

Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah, not everyone's had it. Colin was fucking on one. He goes, at one point, he was like, he goes, yeah, I might take it easy tonight. And I was like, yeah, yeah, probably for the first time in your life, this might be the night. Yeah, might that's gang fest column you're gonna fucking go kind of chill out for the first time in history tonight might be the night that

Starting point is 00:08:52 you take it a bit easy and then he was doing all sorts of funny shit he like he we're like going back to hotel and he comes back with a parade full of like 20 fans he brings them all to hotel and he was like let's fucking rock it we go you've been staying here he goes no i'm not and then he went back to a different hotel just left them all there so at one point he was saying he was like his chicks like yo you gotta fucking take it easy and at one point he was on stage with like the dad me dudes and then he pulled his dick out and then put it through the mouth of like a fly like a poster of lewis so the poster had his dick out and started swinging it around and i was like i just love it the idea of his girl being like just check out the streams to

Starting point is 00:09:30 see him like kind of check in on him just to make sure he's being a good boy that was the shit that i was having like my chick they can't understand that that's not gay you know what i mean he was like no it's the opposite of gay it's a joke that dudes think are funny yeah like how is that at all gay because you're not doing it being like check out my dick i guess if you're like i guess if you're like everybody kiss lewis on the lips yeah yeah like you just kiss colin's dick though no what's gay is if you're doing it to like pick up chicks and you're not you're doing it to make guys laugh true which is straight that's very straight guys laughter is straight okay so the first thing we're gonna go through right now is um so the this is like a a brilliant

Starting point is 00:10:19 article that some summer is everything up and this is a dandy voloshock find actually yeah so this is uh nfts have a sexism problem is the gist if you spin my wheel but the title is nft art market boom is overwhelmingly benefiting male creators which is a fun one when you have uh industry with literally no gatekeepers no one it decentralized. It has all the things of like everybody who's always been like, there's someone in my way. Right. There's nobody in your way. And there's like a million reasons why.

Starting point is 00:10:53 It kind of is always just an accidentally for the boys too, where they're just like, yeah, yeah. In this thing where we didn't rig it at all, there's no way that it could, that you would ever, it's mostly it's people in their basement by themselves purely merit-based like nobody yeah and they're like guess what it's ungameable men are crushing it i mean it is gameable in the sense that there's tons of scams which are also men but men are more likely to do scams they oh so many things you go it's more

Starting point is 00:11:20 yeah a news flash guess what cliff diving is also men too. Like men, and going through, you know when you say like exploring? Yeah. You go, someone go takes their knife and explores through an empty forest and they're, let's see what's on the other side of that. Yeah. Men like to explore more.

Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah. Sexually. Also. Yeah. Also men have higher risk tolerance. Dude, if you saw my fucking crypto portfolio today. You were fucking letting it rip? No.

Starting point is 00:11:46 Oh, man, it's been a wild one today. I don't know what it is about the days that we record the podcast, but it's like usually I lose the most money on days we record. You got murdered today. Oh, man. I thought things were cooking. So in the morning, they were like, we have tons of inflation. And then crypto like fucking, I mean, whatever.

Starting point is 00:12:03 It's still fine overall. But then crypto like took off. And then at like, I don whatever it's still fine overall but then crypto like took off and then like I don't know two what time is it right now four like 1pm just the fucking bottom fell out it was called carnage good I like seeing you fail

Starting point is 00:12:17 carnage in the crypto world but I'm just like the idea that some like women are just like watching this and be like oh oh, okay. Go figure it out. But more importantly, too. No, no, no. They don't have that kind of.

Starting point is 00:12:30 No, they need. It's like, and again, you have to boil it down to where it's like all these things. It's not really women versus men. It's like the top people are men. Yeah. It's like all of the people that, you know, guess what? Like your average man lost more money doing this shit than women, too. For sure. So it's like all of the people that like you know guess what like your average man lost more money doing this shit than women too right sure so it's like yes also there's not like

Starting point is 00:12:50 there's no women in nfts there's just like again it's small percentage well but remember okay my girlfriend doesn't even know what an nft is she just for the first time like i think two days ago she goes what's this nft stuff. You haven't been talking about it? You've been all over it. I have. That's the thing. I have been talking about it. You know what it took? It took, because, you know, she's... She listens to you. Well, no, you know, she's a bit of a scene-ster. Okay. So it took one

Starting point is 00:13:15 of her friends being like... In the DJ world? In the DJ world, no, because, you know, last week was, like, NFT New York. Okay. So she got invited to some thing. Like, it was, like like a party with a DJ and it was NF. She goes, what's this NFT business? And you're like,

Starting point is 00:13:28 I kind of do that for a living. Yeah, I do. I talk about this all the time. I have all these, all my basketball top shots and she's like, I don't know. That's so fun.

Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it took. It was to get invited to a party. You're right. We've talked about this before. Yeah. Oh wait, there's a party element

Starting point is 00:13:43 of these NFTs? That's exactly what it is. Yes, there is. Think about for how long has this stuff been happening where every chick has been like, oh, these fucking crypto bros and this and that and they're losers. And it's like the same way that,

Starting point is 00:13:59 do you remember when Bill Gates and those kind of people, it's all nerds. It takes for dudes to do something that's unpopular and no one thinks it's cool. And then once it gets cool, they're like, why aren't we involved? I mean, for starters, you've been trashing everybody who went anywhere near this. It's like a meme. Yeah, it's a meme. And also, you're not interested.

Starting point is 00:14:20 There's no interest in it, in NFTs. If I gave my girlfriend an NFT, she'd be like, what do I do with this? Yeah. And you'd be like, you figure out and you can make money. You lose all your money on it. Or I could date a dude that makes money. No, you just, you lose all your money in it. And then you kind of just forget about it.

Starting point is 00:14:34 And then you move on to the next thing. That sort of is a good point where you go, if you say, okay, so this is how much money has been made. It's 95% men or whatever, right? What percentage of that money has been spent by men? That's a good stat to have. Yeah, less than that. If you just go on the amount of money profits from NFT,

Starting point is 00:14:51 which gender spent them, I think girls would be overrepresented. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, also when they hire Quavo for their parties, that's not to fucking get more dudes to show up. Yeah. Which is like actually happened. Like that's the whole thing.

Starting point is 00:15:04 She's getting invited because like our friend Joe, his friend went to, or his cousin went to one of the NFT parties and he's like, it's all guys. And they're like, yeah, we need to get some chicks into this thing. Yeah, because it's lame. And they're like, it's 95% guys. You need to tell girls to be like, hey, these guys are rich. Yeah. And they're suckers.

Starting point is 00:15:21 But then you go, what are they rich off of? And they go, JPEGs. And you go, eh. That doesn't seem cool. It's all these Wall go what are they rich off of and they go JPEGs and you go that doesn't seem cool it's all these Wall Street guys who are rich off of actual stuff something that I seem

Starting point is 00:15:31 to understand a little easier but they said this summer when this is the first part it's even pretty funny this is Bloomberg this summer

Starting point is 00:15:37 when the famed ladies squad launched claiming to be the first ever female led crypto art collective it quickly raised 1.5 million from people who wanted to support underrepresented artists.

Starting point is 00:15:47 Weeks later, it turned out the group was actually run by men. Accidentally four boys, accidentally three boys actually was what that was, which is the same as the fucking Spanish things. We're writing the author. It was three guys, three dudes,

Starting point is 00:15:58 dude. It's so funny. We should do that where we just find chicks and like write all this stuff for them and have them out there doing their feminism thing and just fucking cash in on playing both sides like a fiddle like why don't we just start a girl like why don't we audition central casting we're casting for the girls cast yeah yeah yeah we just like it's all this same shit but like just we write it and then like it'll be like fucking guys we fucked or that's like just this huge podcast so funny these guys busting down the door well it's the whole thing where you go there's like

Starting point is 00:16:29 what we were talking about last week where you're like yeah if a guys can you imagine dudes being like hey we're three dudes starting an nft thing give us money everyone be like yeah yeah we're right get right the fuck on that whereas if girls be like we need to give us money for nfts and then you have to be like you have to tie it into like no no this is helping women because we're underrepresented i mean the real hilarious thing is so hard money just did an nft these crypto they're called crypto ponzi's which are like as a joke because like ponzi scheme like they're like a scam from the start a lot of scams out there tons of scams dude tons and so anyways they did these crypto ponzi's like to start an nft if you're an artist, like if you just know how to use Photoshop,

Starting point is 00:17:07 you're a digital artist. I don't know. $500. There's nothing stopping. When's the boys coin coming? Because I really do like. Dude, I've been a million back and forth. You're sort of, you might say sort of like a girl, how you've been operating on this.

Starting point is 00:17:19 No, it's fucking Rally is the girl. I've sent them all my info a million times. And you're saying they're the girl. They're the fucking girl. I keep being like, keep being like hey i'm checking what's going on and they'd be like hey sorry we're like we're trying to uh they'll go i don't know why we'll get this done asap and then i call them i got i email them again i go hey what's the deal with the token and they go oh i can't believe this is not done yet like sorry and like dude they're just a million things but i think as far as i know they're the only daniel's no follow-through on this project dude i'll show you my fucking email thread if you want to see follow-through

Starting point is 00:17:48 i've been non-stop they approved me six months ago you've been sort of getting your teeth brushed by their fucking dicks of a lot of companies lately because airbnb just banned you airbnb just fucking banned me for life i don't know what you know what happens is so do you ever not enough space in the fucking places dude you ever had a fucking um you broke the beds i wish they go sir you can't just keep breaking the beds you got your last warning for bed breaking i'm actually pissed about but so i think what happened is have you ever do you ever get that thing on chrome or they're like you've been in a data breach have you ever had that uh so i got something in chrome saying like your password one of your passwords was exposed in like some data breach or whatever which i just ignored because it i went and looked at it and it was all these things that i'm like i never log

Starting point is 00:18:33 into these things so i'm like whatever and so i guess maybe what happened is airbnb was one of them and someone tried to do some crazy shit so i didn't log into my airbnb the last time i logged into it was in january when i booked a place in miami okay then i log into it like two weeks ago and they're like you're locked out of your account so then i call airbnb and they're like oh uh you're locked we're gonna escalate this to something at which point i get this email that's saying hey uh your account's been terminated like don't try and sign up don't come back here we don't want your kind and they're like they're like we've we've invested your account, and basically I'm banned for life. From Airbnb.

Starting point is 00:19:09 It was like, I intended, I was hoping to use Airbnb for a long time. That's like a- I've been also sort of getting nuts in my tonsils, too, with fucking Delta's employees stealing my laptop. Dude, yeah. Left it on the plane in the back of the seat. Dude, I'm glad- And they just said, oh yeah, we don't know where it is. I mean, I gladly give up my laptop for fucking not being banned from Airbnb for life.

Starting point is 00:19:26 Dude, are you crazy? So what? I need to book an Airbnb? I have to like... You're done, bud. I just can't. I can't book an Airbnb for the rest of my life? That's not what you need to actually do.

Starting point is 00:19:36 That's pretty heavy handed, considering like there was... No, you need someone that like works there, that you have an inside man. I was... You know a lot of tech guys. I'm not the guy... Reach out to some of your your tech boyfriends and then be like hey who knows someone at airbnb i need a hookup i guess i don't i i dm their support and they're like hey don't contact us again like they literally said

Starting point is 00:19:55 this is cases closed and then i keep replying stop throwing all male sex parties that are fucking and then i keep replying to the emails they send me saying like and they just send me the same stock email being like, find another place to put Leatherman at. I'm like, can you just please tell me why you banned me? And they were like, we've investigated your account and our decision's final. They saw Twitter and Facebook

Starting point is 00:20:16 and everyone banning everyone and they go, we need a piece of this action. I would honestly if it was for that reason where they go or something. I mean, I didn't do anything, but. No, they don't care. Do you see the thing YouTube did recently where they go for something I mean I didn't do anything but no they don't care did you see the thing YouTube did recently where they go that we're getting rid of the down votes because they actually do that

Starting point is 00:20:32 so basically and then they come out and they're trying to say this thing they go listen they're releasing all these statements being like you know we just were trying to worry about creators health because we know it's when you get down voted it can like hurt people's feelings sort of thing and we don't want the downvote it's kind of like when netflix did it but it's like all of this stuff is the obvious thing is the same as like rotten tomato stuff

Starting point is 00:20:51 where they're like no we'll tell you what you like yeah and they're like well why are you why is this video going viral when it no one likes it it's like some video of fauci telling you something it has like eight gazillion downvotes so Well, it's a Fauci, the fucking trailer for Fauci probably was what did it. Trailer for a Fauci fucking got cucked. Like, oh yeah, I guess it's time to get rid of the downvote. But they're actually doing it.

Starting point is 00:21:12 They're just saying they're considering it. Nah, they're doing it. Nah, this is happening. When is it, when is it gone? And I,

Starting point is 00:21:18 I used to like to brag because I have a, I always have a good downvote ratio because the fucking squad, you know, the squad hits me good, you know, it only wants to start getting posted in Reddit that like people don't like squad, you know, the squad hits me good, you know? It's only once it starts getting posted in Reddit that like people don't like me

Starting point is 00:21:27 that it gets a little fucking bad juice but not really even still. Whatever. There's more of the fucking good guys than the bad guys on the Rhyme On channel. So that's for sure happening.

Starting point is 00:21:34 There will be no downvotes on YouTube at some point. Well, there's still, you can still do it but they're not going to display the number. Oh, they just let you downvote. That's what they're saying.

Starting point is 00:21:42 What about displaying the upvote number? They're going to probably do that. Interesting. That's ridiculous. Twitter was, was, they just let you downvote. That's what they're saying. What about displaying the upvote number? They're going to probably do that. Interesting. That's ridiculous. I know Twitter was, they were testing a downvote, a dislike vote. Yeah, it wasn't working very good. Dude, Facebook is so out of control with just copying other things.

Starting point is 00:21:56 I mean, we were talking about this. Facebook, their entire business model is scrounging around, looking at other people's things and trying to add it to their site. I'm surprised they don't have an Airbnb on Facebook. They did one recently where they're trying to do audio chat rooms now. Like they're trying to do everything. I mean, they're smart that they did the metaverse. There's not a single feature on Facebook right now that they didn't steal from other platforms.

Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah. Dude, so remember we – Scumbags over there. Remember like five years ago we downloaded that chrome extension to the news feed eradicator remember that was like a little life hack yeah yeah yeah me and Danny had a couple

Starting point is 00:22:29 funny life hacks back in the day remember that but you're like oh we're not gonna waste time on Facebook and then I was like because I was like

Starting point is 00:22:33 doing something with like my metamask and it's like a chrome extension and then I was looking at my extensions I go oh yeah this Facebook dude I removed it

Starting point is 00:22:42 I'm like I don't think I've logged into Facebook on my computer and you still had the one that doesn't show you the feed but I'm like I don. I'm like, I don't think I've logged into Facebook on my computer. And you still had the one that doesn't show you the feed. But I'm like, I don't, I'm like, I haven't logged into Facebook on my computer in a year. Danny's best application that he found us. Danny had a fucking thing for Tinder. It was called Bonfire, I believe.

Starting point is 00:22:58 Oh, this was the best. This was when Tinder was still free with no, they they didn't have the geo like the location thing like where you could pay to change your location they didn't have any limit on the amount of swipes dp hacked tinder so he found this app and basically you sign up and it would swipe 20 000 girls at once so you go to fucking ottawa or some shit danny would swipe the whole town in one breath i wouldn't I wanted to just get there and go. Dude, I was the best. Danny would get off the plane with a bib on. He goes, bon appetit.

Starting point is 00:23:33 Just a lobster bib, knife and fork. Danny would get off the plane ready to fucking eat. Dude, that was the best. That was back in the fucking... He's doing the Chris D'Elia. He just puts his hotel on the thing and he goes, come or don't come. I don't care a shit, bitch.

Starting point is 00:23:49 Yeah, that was funny. That was a great one. This is Danny's whole thing. It was just one picture. It was his face holding a sign that says, no stayovers. No stayovers. You got to pay your own cab home. One hour max.

Starting point is 00:24:01 Dude, those are the fucking good old days. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember when Tinder switched to, they go, now we're charging. I go, who the fuck's ever going to pay for this? People paid. I paid a couple times. The old tour days. People been paying.

Starting point is 00:24:16 But the best thing about Danny's, too, is you can swipe a city before you went to the city. Well, that is a feature Tinder offers now. That's the new one now. But at the time this was like this underground or not but it was like a hack but to go so to go back to these uh the girls not doing good in the nft world although i would there is one girl project that's doing well what it's called uh which is funny because we use this in our script it's called world of women remember we had the thing yeah women of the world or whatever it's a world of women it's uh

Starting point is 00:24:46 it's literally like if you look at it it's just pictures of like hipster chicks but they're nfts and but they actually sell for like 10 grand okay like that's like the floor on that is how girls will get into it selling titties no no they're not even no there's no titties they're cart they're just jpeg images of like hipstery looking chicks they're not like super they're just all various different shades and yeah yeah you know it's very inclusive and diverse that's the only one that i know of even this one where the guys started it like the one we're just talking about where the guys started and they hired a bunch of girls that is what sort of girls need to get some into stuff like that They need like a squad where it's like exactly what you just described.

Starting point is 00:25:27 It's like, hey, we're like a crew of NFT people because like girls won't get into something until they have like a squad to perform it with. So the world of women NFT is done by this one chick because I was looking into it before the podcast. This one girl started it and she's like into NFTs or whatever. She got into it. She's like, I didn't even get NFs and i whatever got it got into them but i guarantee you the people who buy

Starting point is 00:25:50 them are still men because they're speculating on them they don't care to own them right so that's all you only got the original fucking juice well she's probably made a shit ton of money off of it i'm sure she's fucking going yeah everyone's speculators but everybody who's owning them it's not like women are dropping nine grand like i'm pretty sure the floor on this is like seven thousand dollars eight thousand dollars like women are not spending eight thousand dollars on an nft nah it's too risky they don't even know how to get ethereum let alone man half of the shit i do i'm just like fucking can barely figure this stuff out. I spend a lot of time on it. And you have a 70 IQ.

Starting point is 00:26:29 Imagine with a 60. No chance. Well, they said after an uproar, the founders handed over the control to the women after they got right. But the incident hinted at deeper gender disparities in the digital art market. Male artists are overwhelmingly cashing out on the NFT boom. And it's like, yeah, and guess what else? Men are more likely to immigrate to a different country. Men are more likely to start a company.

Starting point is 00:26:53 I mean, yeah, go do your fucking thing how like golf has a man problem. Like, you know, there's things that fucking men do that women don't have interest in. I don't know. Over the last 21 months, female artists accounted for just 5% of all NFT art art sales so the funny part too i think all they're really mad about is that there's money in it if there was no money in

Starting point is 00:27:11 this they would be like yeah go ahead well that's everything they don't care like no one's uh no one cares about any of this stuff until it's like a big payday right there's money to be made we can be ceos where's our fucking slice? And you're like, nobody is stopping you from doing this. Well, but more importantly, if you say that female artists accounted for 5% of all NFT art sales. Okay. So if you take an industry like this, where it's 5% as women, if you take it just like a tech based thing where it's no, no holds bars, no gatekeepers, whatever.

Starting point is 00:27:41 Right. So any industry where it's more, is that a discrepancy? So it's like, if 5% of the real amount, like for example, later on they go, you know, they have a panel and only 15% of the people are on the panel are women. And you're like, so three times overrepresented? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:56 You know what I mean? I mean, I obviously wouldn't say that because you're not trying to get, but another thing with the NFT stuff. So 45% is forced intervention if it's 50-50? So many people are anonymous. So I'm like, I don't even know how they for sure know this. Because people, for many reasons, prefer to remain anonymous in this stuff.

Starting point is 00:28:13 So there might be women who you don't know about. Why would the women want to remain anonymous? I don't know. That's the thing. Dudes are in the thick of it. People like Danny and fucking Matt, our boy. People are out there. They're making tests taking

Starting point is 00:28:25 risks moving to different countries christopher colombo making inventions setting up podcast studios doing stuff getting compressors what are they doing we want to be involved we want to be involved give us money guess what people who dive off of planes with fucking stupid sails on their back and die most of the time. Also men. The whole premise is ridiculous. Okay, well, there is a bit of a clip in it. Because apparently there is a woman who's done really well. So there is one.

Starting point is 00:28:57 Is it the one in the world girl? Well, there's a big entrepreneur in the women world that I do want to give a shout out to. Grimes, the musician, is the only woman to crack the top 10 dollars earned over that time frame so on her all on her own too on her own she's better off yeah so i do want to say shout out to grimes for cracking this whole thing i remember her no one's help whatsoever she hit the height of i'll give this to her that she came out with her nft at the height of the NFT mania earlier this year. Do you think that she, she was probably on the forums. My guess would be Elon was doing his thing, she was on the forums.

Starting point is 00:29:34 She was building up her Discord. Not even talking to him about any of this stuff. Yeah, yeah. Elon Musk was like, I'm doing this NFT. Have you heard of NFTs? And she's like, I've been doing this for years. Elon, leave me alone. I doing my i'm rocking my nft business right now stop getting try stop trying to be part of everything i'm doing elon yeah so elon that's what yeah when elon was

Starting point is 00:29:54 tweeting about when he was tweeting about crypto she goes can't i have anything can't i have anything fucking mr musk you're always trying to get involved with me can you take care of the fucking kids diapers i'm trying to deal with my nft i'm curious what people have been doing with their grimes nfts i'm curious what the market uh she made like millions she was fucking crook cooking but i wonder if they're what the resale is on them it might be okay i bet you they dipped when elon took off though yeah this crypto art world is fucking it is cool like i do actually am very into the idea that like the betting on artists but like all the decentralization i'm big into the that is the the future of how you know what could

Starting point is 00:30:30 save the world and especially like fields that are like this where you know for sure even now just the alternative thing it's like every normal person it's like instead of being like hey does the industry give me a job you have like four or five different revenue streams you all run your little business it makes it so much easier for people to do like alternative things and make it work. The intermediaries, like the NFT stuff and all that is like, it's going to. This podcast is supported by Talkspace. When my husband came home from his military deployment, readjusting was hard for all of us. Thankfully, I found Talkspace.

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Starting point is 00:31:57 as a great democratizer of a notoriously walled off world. It allows artists to sidestep many of the gatekeepers, such as collectors and gallerists and hold sway over most traditional big ticket sales showings and museum exhibitions yet this new data suggests the nft market is failing to live up to the promise there's one there's one gatekeeper that you can't sidestep and that's the patriarchy even if you go decentralized you know

Starting point is 00:32:25 fucking online whatever you can never sidestep the gatekeeper of that is sort of he's the final boss you know what I mean

Starting point is 00:32:32 and it's kind of just always there they show up and it's like patriarchy is like air it's just there it's in the molecules it's in the water

Starting point is 00:32:40 it's around us so that's what happens it's like they got by you know the lawyers they got by the you the lawyers They got by the You know Comedy Central executives And at the end Sitting there in a chair

Starting point is 00:32:48 Petting his cat The patriarchy Yeah like your shit's about to air And just the patriarchy Just pulls the plug He's no power He puts a pin in your thing But it's like

Starting point is 00:32:59 The funny part was All this stuff is These people don't understand What a gatekeeper is You go The whole thing Is you go these people are pretending they're going but they're still gatekeepers it's like no what you're actually saying is without the gatekeepers we're not allowed to rig it they don't realize you're the gatekeeper for sure like these people again though

Starting point is 00:33:20 but they're saying they're like oh like it's supposed to be getting rid of the gatekeepers but it doesn't seem to happen it's like no you these people are the gatekeepers that are the ones that like at comedy central that are rigging the game that's the gatekeepers a hundred percent the people in positions that are rigging the game this is what it looks like when it's not rigged and again forever with a million things like my whole life and And, you know, everybody knows what I'm talking about. Because up until recently, we just understood that women receive preferential treatment. And then there was this kind of idea where women are like, we don't want preferential treatment. We want to be treated as equal, blah, blah, blah. And then they very quickly were like, OK, we want preferential treatment.

Starting point is 00:34:02 We just don't want to be like, I just don't want to like be obvious. Like we want, you know, we want preferential treatment we just don't want to be like i just don't want to like be obvious like we want you know we want it but don't say you're giving us preferential treatment we want to go back to how it was before where it's like you know people hold doors for women and like you know that kind of stuff but they just don't want it like known yeah kind of so they're like yeah we want preferential treatment in NFTs, which is like whatever, but just don't make us point of it. Yeah. We want preferential treatment and we want it to be like very, very tabooed for anyone to bring up that that's the case.

Starting point is 00:34:34 Exactly. And you're like, these girls raised all this money because they're girls. And you're like, oh, so that's easier because they were able to raise it because they're girls. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's easy. What? And you're like, well, why didn't the guys to raise it because their girls was like, what the fuck? Yeah, excuse me? What? You're like,

Starting point is 00:34:47 well, why didn't the guys just raise it for themselves then? Why did they have to use the girls? It's like, because they're fucking racist. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:53 What benefit? Why did they decide that there was some benefit to pretending to be women? They said, and then that's what they said, Doug. So around 18% of speakers at the conferences are only women. That's pretty good.

Starting point is 00:35:04 You've made four times fucking overrepresented. Yeah, there you go. And again, it's always worth noting that it is not every guy. Your average man and average woman are making the same. Zero. Yes. But it's like, of this lesson that's learned over and over and over again, that there's a certain percentage of men that are like crazy more you know risk taking or

Starting point is 00:35:25 whatever 90 of people are getting fucking rinsed on nfts at least they go just oh sorry yeah i was gonna say there's like and just like if you want to make money what you need to do which is like insane but there's this dude who did the hard money matt's friend and he was like spends all day on discords and like basically reading stuff. And he turned like two grand. It's like $200,000 in a day. No, no, no. In like a couple of weeks,

Starting point is 00:35:48 flipping NFTs. Like he would find the new hot one. But it's like, you gotta make this your life. What chick is like wanting to make fucking NFT prospecting. She's got a dinner with her fucking sister. Dude, he spends in discords all day figuring out all this stuff and like, oh, what's the

Starting point is 00:36:05 hot? And like, I even saw them like, I don't want to do that. Yeah. You know, he's cooking period though. He turned his $10,000 portfolio to 130 for the part money podcast. Oh, Matt did. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:16 And they said just 30% of sponsor exhibits had women. So now we're up to, you know, six times overrepresented and it's just sponsors it's like the people that pay to set up booths like not enough women are given the opportunity to pay to set up booths at the nft conference by the way when they say 18 of all the speakers were women those 18 were also a hundred percent of the women there probably there's like four women there and they go yeah yeah a hundred percent of the people on the conference on stage to see what you have to think yeah and everybody's in the crowd being like um miss um what do you think about the future of nfts and then you think that's even worse uh i've got worse news for you writing this i can't even handle more writing this article is so crazy to like write all this stuff

Starting point is 00:37:02 but this is the part where you think that's all that stuff's bad that it's only five percent of nft people and twenty percent of speakers and sponsors well you got ready for the worst part there's also uh overwhelmingly ninety percent of the people that were volunteers at the conference were men so they didn't let enough women volunteer do you think that's how it shook down? I would like to volunteer. I'm like a fucking woman volunteer. You don't even fucking mind, you stupid bitch. Like in their mind, that's what happened. Some lady goes, can I volunteer at the NFT conference?

Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah, I just want to be able to hand out swag and stuff like that. Yeah, do you need anybody to just show people which way to go? Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Yeah, a fucking someone with a penis, you dumb bitch. Yeah, do you need anybody to just show people which way to go? Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Yeah, a fucking someone with a penis, you dumb bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:48 And she goes, I'm crying in her pillow. Yeah, and then the guys high five. They go, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Yeah. That's so funny.

Starting point is 00:37:56 That's legitimately like saying, giving away your money for charity has a fucking sexism problem. Helping at the food kitchen is like a business. Like the alternative Helping at the food kitchen is like...

Starting point is 00:38:05 Like the alternative should be like, hey, women, why aren't you fucking volunteering your time bar? And the people that went there were overwhelming me too. So it doesn't get better, man. This thing goes on and on, the problems. I wonder what percentage of crypto, like the girls that spent money in crypto, like what percentage lost, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:38:23 That'd be an interesting stat. Lost, probably about either around the same as everybody else, which is most people. Yeah. But this is, I mean, I will tell you if you're, if you are a chick who saw the,

Starting point is 00:38:34 the world of women thing and, and you were like, Oh, this is a cool project. I want to support women kind of whatever in some bullshit roundabout way. You actually made money, especially in art too. Like you could see that if this is, it's not even like sports fucking memorabilia like nfts it's like a

Starting point is 00:38:50 lot of this stuff is legitimate like artists where you go this is there's no reason why this shouldn't be like a ton of girls other than you don't they don't want to i mean like arts does not have a shortage of women i mean i've seen this with like tons of people where you're kind of like, you know, they'll be talking to me about like, how do you do this and blah, blah. And I'll be like explaining like, okay, you edit this, do this, like get this program.

Starting point is 00:39:12 This is how I do this. Like if you're going to book, use this program. And then all, no one ever does it except for the odd person. And it probably is like the odd girl, but mostly guys. Yeah. And I talk to so much people about like how to do stuff

Starting point is 00:39:25 i'm very especially with editing i always this is my theory on like helping people i think it's you it should all be based on the amount of time that put in and the amount of time that it'll help that's why when i say like helping someone move is like crazy request because you go no you're asking me to spend a day and it would just cost you a day like we're one to one it's like no it doesn't make sense it's just like hire someone there's no reason for me to just like but if i can spend 10 minutes helping you edit and that's going to save you two days i do it every time anytime i can spend a little bit of time and since you want some velocity of, you want velocity of your assistance. I do want velocity of assistance.

Starting point is 00:40:08 Yeah. Cause yeah, whenever someone, and you should get, if you're looking for help, that is, uh, that's like one to one,

Starting point is 00:40:16 you should ask someone that's like less important or less busy. Do you think the moving industry has a female, lack of female representation? I think if I'm fucking the moving into dudes' houses and not paying rent doesn't have a lack of representation. That doesn't. I think there's probably been some woman who's like, or whatever,

Starting point is 00:40:36 like the husband, a couple, they're kind of pretty out there and they're moving. They go, we need to hire movers. And she's like, I want to hire a female moving company. And he's like, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:49 Let's do that. I'm sure they exist, by the way. I'm not saying. But they're probably like, there's one. You know what they're called? Smash and crash movers. Dude, imagine you're fucking like, you get roped into that and a bunch of chicks show up to move your stuff.

Starting point is 00:41:03 You go, ugh, God. I guess I'll help. I'll take the vases i'll take this stuff and like it's like basically you have to take all the heavy like they try to take like the heavy stuff and they like can't do it you go shattering the glass ceiling shattered shattered shattering the glass ceiling and all your other prized possessions we're shattering the glass ceiling, your vases, your mirrors, and your windows. We're shattering so many things. The thing is, I feel like when people do these NFT things,

Starting point is 00:41:35 you're like, you have to do this for everything. Obviously. Like, why fucking... Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Again, I'm not in this world personally. I have my. Well, that's the thing. I mean, again, I'm not like in this world personally. I'm, I have my own fucking hustle.

Starting point is 00:41:48 That's, you know, I'm the same. Exactly. What you said. Like, I know that I can't put enough time into this to actually do it properly. Right.

Starting point is 00:41:54 Like you really do. And I'm not even that I don't have the interest in it. Yeah. Really? Like I'm interested in NFTs like to a degree, but also I'm like, I still think like I own some, mostly the NBA top shots.

Starting point is 00:42:05 Cause I think those are cool. But most of them I think are fucking bullshit scans. And I'm like, I'm not. And most of them, I bought one, which has gone down fucking 80% in price. Everybody I know who buys them besides that one guy.

Starting point is 00:42:17 They're like, yeah, I lost all my money. Like Joe from the stand. I was talking to him the other day. He goes, yeah, he lost money.

Starting point is 00:42:21 He's like, yeah, I bought all these NFTs. He's like, they're fucking kind of bullshit, huh? I'm like, yeah, that's what I've been saying like the only one that i bought i bought actually last week which i think which i think is which i think is actually super cool

Starting point is 00:42:33 and we'll see what happens so there's these things called um decentralized dao's decentralized autonomous organizations and the guy who started ethereum tweeted about this and the guy who started coinbase tweeted about this it's called city dow and they're it's an nft project where there's 10 000 of them you're basically buying like citizenship and they're gonna take the money and go buy land in wyoming i heard you say that did you buy yeah you became a citizen i became a citizen and like i pretty joe bought one too they're like about a thousand dollars right now joe ball one too and uh pretty much everybody who like everybody i told essentially bought one like chris ball when he's like on the

Starting point is 00:43:09 ledger he's one above brian armstrong who's like this the coin day c that's cool so you guys all own this like town this i guess it's like you own voting rights for this town and then eventually but like i think it's more that's gonna be interesting when that's no girls and the girls can't vote in the town i guarantee you so far but if there's any boys obviously boys are listening to this city doubt currently 100 boys which is maybe a good thing I don't know legitimately no girl votes I mean you know nobody's stopping girls they just have to figure out how to get eth and get a meta mask which is like complicated for some people I guess. But I don't know if anything will ever come of this, but I think this is like the first one of these things.

Starting point is 00:43:50 And eventually it'll be probably an offshoot or something. But it's just, this one's cool. I'm like, if this goes to $0, I'm like, whatever. It's still a cool thing. Very cool. Okay. Going to do a quick ad read here to tell you about ExpressVPN. We told you about them before.

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Starting point is 00:45:46 a sexism problem yeah which it does which it does and we're not happy about it personally it's why i've been boycotting it myself yep this is and then you go well maybe instead of writing articles about how it's bad what you should do is you know spend time to do it if you want to right because the people writing it they go there's not enough girls in and you go are you a girl why don't you do it you go i don't know i don't know it'll be a funny nft prank is we nft this person's article and sell it and make money and then and then donate the money to a men's charity for the boys into a boys chair yeah like a like a suicide prevention for men thing yeah and then And then, but we literally just screenshot the article. That's great.

Starting point is 00:46:26 NFT it. Or us with our middle fingers up over top of it. That's the NFT. And they said, okay, listen, the L vest wrote this article being like, do you think it's only the NFTs?

Starting point is 00:46:37 Finance is sexist too. And they're pointing right at you. Cause you're a big into this world. And they said, these are all the finance terms are sexist. And you, and then, uh, maybe that's the reason why it's only 5% of nfts because the two was you writing these articles but they said pump and dump and they said telling people a company's

Starting point is 00:46:52 doing great so the stock price will go up and you can make a bunch of money at their expense literally a phrase used by sexist people to describe objectifying someone after sex literally never heard that term in my life other than in finance. I know a lot of sexist people I'd say it's kind of... Yeah, I honest agree. No, no, this one was so nonsense because I'm like your number one thing is a thing I've never heard anybody use

Starting point is 00:47:16 outside of sex. I don't think I've ever said like oh, what happened to that girl? I just pumped her and dumped her or I was a pump and dump. It's not a fucking... Fucking Chuck I've heard. For sure. Pump and dump. And fucking Chuck is, I don't know if you know what that is. It's when you have sex with a chick and then you hang out with your boy Chuck.

Starting point is 00:47:32 So someone's like, what are you doing tonight? Maybe fucking Chuck. Fucking Chuck. You put a performance down and then you fucking go meet up with Chuck to high five him. Yeah. BSD, short for big swinging dick that one i've heard no you go well make up your own you know big floppy tit energy you go oh that girl's got

Starting point is 00:47:51 fucking giant labia energy yeah that girl's got like a massive clit energy huge clit energy big areola energy man that girl's coming through with fucking or maybe like tight vag energy would be good. The bull. They don't like the bull. And it's speaking of really, really literal sexism. It's literal sexism. Literal. Yeah. The symbol of the finance industry is a bull.

Starting point is 00:48:15 So there you go. As opposed to bears, they can be anything. And bulls are always male. How do you feel about that, Danny? Fucking defend yourself against these people that are talking shit about your industry. Pretty good great you know what's really crazy thing is l vest which is what this uh i think it's like maybe l magazine and then they're like have a finance arm now because they're probably oh my god that's my guess is that's that's what that what it is they

Starting point is 00:48:38 don't like alpha so i think but they're like, you know, they're, they're trying to make investing more female friendly is. And so they're like, Hey, we're like, uh, investing for women, which is like a stock does not know your gender. Okay. Like you don't buy fucking like shares of Amazon and it knows your gender. But if they made it like more cute, they go, this is the, you know, this is the chicken of the thing. They go, they go they go oh it's

Starting point is 00:49:05 it's on a chicken run you go what's that it's killing or what's like a cute animal it's on a puppy run puppy run that's how they they have to do that to make stocks more attractive to women but it's like this bad boy's on a puppy run right now or like uh if you read chihuahua run if you have money and you're a woman and you read this thing right here, you go, you know, this is who I want to give my money to. Not in a trillion years. This is the only people who are going to give you money for this kind of thing. Reading this and be like, I'm going to give you money, have $300.

Starting point is 00:49:35 What did you give our fund? Well, there's a lot of funds right now. They're saying like, oh, we're going to make sure we're hired a 50% women. I'm just like, I wonder what percentage of people are going to be like a yoink. Yeah. I'll be taking my money yeah i mean okay well you're gonna give me 100 of my money back we're we're going out of our way to make sure we hire like 100 on diverse like grounds and you go yeah well i'm gonna go to my way to take 100 of my money back to a fucking real firm who's not who's not like playing games with my my fucking fortune that

Starting point is 00:50:05 i spent my entire life like i mean one of the most popular funds right now is kathy wood it's like i know you like it's like run by a chick so it's like it's not like anything against them but she like would never be like you know this fucking nonsense of course there's like tons of girls i know plenty of girls they're like not plenty but i know like three or four girls that are like pretty into this shit and they do okay yeah yeah i mean new york there's tons yeah there's tons people who work in finance it's like but i'll tell you what none of them are coming out here being like uh did you invest today it's like i was going to but then i heard someone say alpha yeah uh i was going to uh yeah i keep betting against the stock market because people say it's a bull market and i'm fucking losing my shirt

Starting point is 00:50:41 yeah there's also sexist but you're a woman losing her shirt just because you get naked pig. And they don't like spread either. They said spread's a problem. Yeah, it's like, yeah. They go,

Starting point is 00:50:53 when you say the spread between two things, it summons imagery of... Does the grocery store have a sexism problem too when you buy spreads? Stop giving them ideas. That's the thing.

Starting point is 00:51:03 You're like, you really think if you went to Elvest and you said, so what? Now the grocery store has a sexism problem? They wouldn't be like duh. Yeah. Yeah. Did you not see our last issue? Of course. Yeah. We're shorting every grocery store. So yeah. Yeah. They said

Starting point is 00:51:17 spreads a problem because that's I guess they have a problem. Yeah. Spread when you make a sandwich spreading a thing. And that's, you know, it's not like we're making sandwiches. Anyway. No, no. they have a problem yeah spread when you make a sandwich spreading uh yeah the thing i mean and that's you know it's not like we're making sandwiches anyway no no they don't like position either because they said it's sexual and it's like so what so it's like yeah i'm gonna take a position in that and it's like so what you think you're just gonna fucking bend the girl over and fuck her it's like basically what they're saying it's literally like demented. Like it's like a crazy person wrote this article.

Starting point is 00:51:48 It really is. And honestly, like so the thing we did before with the NFT, like that might be like on a medium or a blog or any, but like someone is getting paid for this one. Legitimately. And I don't know if there's like an SEO thing where they just need to crank out articles, you know, like they're just like struggling

Starting point is 00:52:04 and they need tons of articles or whatever. But like this one's crazy that you're like, it's a great way to put it. They don't like the kicker. They said the kicker. It's like paranoid. It's like a paranoid schizophrenic that like see sexism everywhere kind of thing. I mean, sexism is everywhere. Well, that's that's the thing, though.

Starting point is 00:52:20 It's like a it's a person that's wanting it's over there. It's in the words. It's in the fucking it's in the words. It's in the words. It's in the food. It's a person that's wanting your... It's over there. It's in the words. It's in the fucking... It's in the words. It's in the words. It's in the food. It's like the letter V looks like a vagina. You can make it anything.

Starting point is 00:52:31 It's like, you put the W, it's like, so what? It's just two boobs? The lowercase W? So that's what it is? It's just tits for you, is it? You go, I don't know. Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:52:40 Everything's that. What's the O? Ah! So I just gotta... I've gotta write an areola to say my my own name and you don't see the patriarchy dripping off. Okay. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:49 So I want to show you this thing. Just one more thing on that is so, cause the, the, the, the. That was a kicker race. That was a kicker sexist. The article, it says 14 financial terms, right? But after six. They just did a bunch of the option stuff. They just go seven to 14 is one there's not 14 they just titled it 14 because they're like their fucking data says oh like our article no they listed them they go the naked call

Starting point is 00:53:17 the naked put the straddle they don't like so they're saying naked the term naked in options where it's again where you're just like you're not covered by the actual stock they're saying naked the term naked in options sexist where it's again where you're just like you're not covered by the actual stock they're saying naked call and put are each their own yeah yeah they're that's nine and ten straight a straddle a strangle a double diagonal well that's you say you go i'm gonna strangle i'm gonna strangle at an option and then they go oh wow so you're gonna fucking strangle women yeah reverse iron condor that's that is an option butterfly spread that's another spread one they just said spreads number 10 and then butterfly spreads number no the kicker's not one the kicker is she's saying here's the kicker

Starting point is 00:53:56 i thought they were doing that's the other fucking seven things no she goes i guess they just go the options trading is fucking pretty sexual. I've never heard that. They go, you know what's pretty sexual? Options trading. Yeah, like you're a fucking nerd. Like me and you are hanging out and you go, I'm going to do like a fucking double diagonal. And I go, take it easy, pervert.

Starting point is 00:54:20 It's a thing of putting on a straddle. You go, easy. Okay, buddy. We're in a family restaurant right now we're in a fucking chili's right now i don't need talking like that there's kids around so this girl uh got uh her name is lindsey gillespie right and she got in trouble she's got you know she works at disneyland or disney world it is part of the productions or whatever but she's like a big influencer and then they found her tweets and it was just like she's going in right you know what i mean and then so she was getting you know

Starting point is 00:54:48 canceled hard or whatever and then she did this apology to the to all the communities and it was just so funny because she's apologizing to every community so look at this okay okay ready i want to sincerely apologize to the african-american community the black community the people of color community latinos latinas uh lgbtq plus community the sexual assault community the jewish community because uh tweets have resurfaced fuck yeah let's get her on the podcast if she gets fired we got room for a fucking third on here i think you're always welcome over here but isn't that so funny how many communities you know and she screwed up the lgbt but she got and one of the things was like she is apologizing like she said her dog was transgender like as a joke and that was the kind of shit she was getting canceled for but um that's how funny is that like it's like at

Starting point is 00:55:39 that point like do you your move is to not apologize to go out and be like ah where do i start i'd like to apologize to the fat community the black community the brown community the one the fucking jewish the asian community the pacific islander community the thai community the singaporean yeah the singaporean community the fat community the fucking anorexic community the mentally handicapped community she's apologized to nine different communities it's pretty fucking amazing isn't that isn't that great like i don't know i saw that i just burst out laughing how many communities she got popped on so many things you saw that portno i got popped right obviously that was a big thing but i really did

Starting point is 00:56:16 think i remember you texted her group chat you go should i buy this dip yeah i was saying should i buy the pen dip and you said no but it did go up 10 so my instincts are better no i think it's back down. Well, okay. Maybe. Unless you were going to be fucking in and out like that, which you would not have been. No, I probably wouldn't. No, you wouldn't have been.

Starting point is 00:56:30 But no, it bounced. In and out like a flash. But then it went. Covering the naked spread. Covering the naked spread. Ugh, poor Noy. But yeah, I thought that some people have been doing this lately and it really is a pretty good way that like poor Nooy fought back against this whole thing.

Starting point is 00:56:47 When he was just kind of like, because I've seen so many people and they apologize, and their life's always ruined no matter what. So these places are scum that write these articles. I don't know how someone could ever think they're a good person and then spend their entire life trying to like ruin people when you know you're reaching out to everywhere looking for anything that they've done wrong to ruin myself like investigate but the thing is because they're like we're they're journalists but they're looking for a story that they have no proof of like that's like me you know it's kind of like me hiring like a big team to like investigate you for tax evasion and you have no reason out of the gate that's that's what they are they're investigative journalists so they're like they think but they decide the story before there's a hunch well that's what happens right is they start with the story and they go we're going to keep

Starting point is 00:57:31 digging and if they see stuff that doesn't like you know i'm sure a real journalist will they think they're real and journalist they're business insider no but i'm saying in a like a real real journalist who like has integrity might have this hunch would go look for the stuff and be like, there's nothing there and stop. That's true. Yeah. There's no story here.

Starting point is 00:57:52 There's no story here. I thought there might be, I'm going to stop. Yeah. Do you know what they are? They were like, no, they're the stop and frisk of the internet.

Starting point is 00:58:03 Like all these people that dedicate their whole lives to that they're like the nypd under uh what's his name was it bloomberg the blasio the blas no the stop and frisk guy oh yeah maybe bloomberg no you bought the baseball who's you buy the baseball juliani he's the stop and frisk guy but yeah they're basically that they go hey uh where you going come here and then they were gonna frisk down everything you've ever done in every interaction you've ever had but it's like there should be consequences for these people so i thought porno is being pretty like how you probably should handle that and everyone that's handling it properly he's like no like you're not gonna like take away whatever i have it's like and you have and you have to have at the end of the day you're like friends that kind of stick by you

Starting point is 00:58:41 i mean even at skank fest i was kind of today it was like five different people that like kind of got canceled lost their careers and we're there it's like 2 000 people per show like the whole thing's like packed and i remember someone commented on one of the posters like yo being canceled seems fun this is like seven different people that were canceled but it's like the only thing you can do is you have your like squad and you're kind of like no you want to declare like war on me. No, it's, we're going to fight back.

Starting point is 00:59:07 Like, I mean, the thing with barstool is like, first off, this is, it's like all still on brand. So nobody who really like likes barstool is seeing this, especially after there was a sex tape a few months ago. Well,

Starting point is 00:59:19 yeah, I'll be seeing this and they're like, Oh my God, I can't believe. And then it goes to the classic thing. No, but these people need to be held accountable for fucking being scumbag fucking journalists well again there is no the you know there's you can defamation libel stuff but apparently you

Starting point is 00:59:35 can't apparently you can only defamation the girl and it's like i guess you could but he i don't know this is what poor no i was kind of saying in his thing he was basically like yeah like oh yeah i mean they almost got like conned by the fucking magazine. Well, for sure, because the magazine will say, well, this is our source and, you know, it's a reliable source. And it's the section 230, whatever thing, right? It's what Facebook is where, like, you can't sue a newspaper for reporting the news, even if they're wrong, because then they would just be getting sued nonstop. And it's what the they were trying to do with the Facebook thing where and

Starting point is 01:00:07 all the social media so yeah I guess you could maybe sue her for defamation that's the only place you can sue which but again it's he said she said like yeah but there's a difference between that and when they do things like hey there is how many things have we've known where the place

Starting point is 01:00:23 remember the whole fucking thing with chris from the stand where it's like the article came out to be false they said it was false and they still won't so it's kind of like they they still won't change it you know what i mean like so many of these places they i don't know it's just such a scummy world i mean not to mention too portnoy had a video of him fucking a girl come out months ago where he has a belt around her neck so you're like yeah it kind of seems like i don't remember that one that was like he had a sex video where he came out and he goes he's like yeah he's sling dick or whatever he used to sling dick and his old video and it was the girl was like yeah it was totally consensual she's just like uh she didn't she wasn't saying

Starting point is 01:00:59 but they were like oh my god this big scandal and then uh but again he's like he's not in like uh works like i don't know his relationship with penn but like he's not to the point where they're gonna like vote him out of the company because he's not that integral to the company yeah they just own a bit of barstool like a portion of it and barstool he's not going anywhere because it's his fucking company well do you think that we should play uh the one interesting thing thing, I will say though, just the last thing on this, is that the one thing that is crazy, because he was going after Henry Blodgett, or Harry Blodgett?

Starting point is 01:01:31 Henry Blodgett, who is the owner, the guy who started Business Insider, banned from the securities industry for life because he used to work at Merrill Lynch in the dot-com era. And they would straight up at Merrill Lynch, they would dot com era yeah and they would straight up in Merrill Lynch they would be like yeah this company's like worthless

Starting point is 01:01:47 it's gonna go to zero and then he would be putting out these like reports from Merrill Lynch saying like oh this company's like prospects super high and fucking short it or yeah or they basically pump and dump sorry ladies but he would essentially put out these reports saying like oh this company's like in

Starting point is 01:02:04 great shape by this company even though at merrill lynch internally they knew that it was like a total piece of shit and he got i had a four million dollar settlement against him from the sec and banned from securities for life but so this piece came out so the day you know and this is not super abnormal leading up to earnings reports where like there'll be heavy option activity where people are betting against but there was like huge amount of puts bought uh on pen betting that it would go down and then the one real like kind of whatever that's not in and of itself weird but the fact that this article came out on the same day as the earnings release like they timed it that was not an accident. They timed this article

Starting point is 01:02:46 to come out on the day to kind of add fuel to the fire. I know that a lot of people were sort of speculating on that, but in your opinion, was it a fishy thing? For sure. Just coincidentally Does someone fucking go down for that or nothing happens at the end of it?

Starting point is 01:03:02 I doubt it. That's one of those things we're probably not but the fact is like that wasn't an accident that they timed this article to come out at the same time as the earnings that's not an accident that was for sure like someone was like we're gonna short the shit out of this company and it's gonna you know it'll add some downward pressure to it and especially the best case scenario was like the stock does badly and then this will add another 5% of fucking downside. Yeah. On the way down, yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:29 Well, I was almost thinking we shouldn't even play this clip, but I feel like... Women, women, women, women, women, women, women. It needs to be addressed. We'll just, you know, everyone's seen it. We'll just, we'll pop it on. Just one more old time's sake.

Starting point is 01:03:45 It's a fun one. I'm a senior program manager in our developer tools division. I'm an Asian white female with dark brown hair wearing a red sleeveless top. And I'm Seth Juarez, program manager of the AI Platform Group. I'm a tall Hispanic male wearing a blue shirt, khaki pants. Today we kick off two days of learning more about the latest. So I am a. Hi hi my name is uh danny i am a gay white podcaster i'm also jewish i'm six foot one i'm 394 pounds i am also uh a white male with a 14 inch penis for all the blind people sitting at home

Starting point is 01:04:26 for all the blind people at home it's touching the floor right now it is out my co-host he was actually underestimating 390 I'd put him out way closer to 450 you know what's so crazy with the speed of the news cycle where this came out right after we recorded

Starting point is 01:04:41 the last podcast seems like it was five years ago that this came out. I know. That feels like a long time ago. That's what I'm saying. The rounds that this has done. It's a classic at this point. It is.

Starting point is 01:04:51 It's become a- I was thinking about doing a sketch about something like that. It's become a total classic, but it kind of burned out. That one came out quick. No, I can't imagine that becomes a trend. No, no. Hi. I would just be the guy being like i am uh sitting here a

Starting point is 01:05:08 uh six three white male and beside me is a five nine rather disgusting woman the type of girl that you would regret having sex with uh you as a blind person that you probably might uh take it for a spin because i'm sure that your options are fairly limited. But when you do start feeling that face, you are going to notice some irregularities. The one thing that they kind of like was weird is that some of them didn't do the pronouns. They just do the blind stuff.

Starting point is 01:05:37 Yeah, they just. And then I guess because that was the one defense was they said, yeah, we're dressing up this new thing for blind people. And you're like, first off, why does this matter matter and then why would they care why do they care well i am sitting here with a girl she is fairly grimy but if you are real tuned up you might take me for a spin it's funny too i like it even though maybe this is like a whatever not even that bad but like because they go well you know we say the race because we want people to know and you go just just give your name and

Starting point is 01:06:05 talk and you'll probably figure it out like if you give your name and speak 95 i can figure my name's uh you know my name's manish yeah okay got it got it got it uh daniel steinberg and uh hey i'm here to talk about hey what's's up? My name's DeAndre. Go, yeah, I got it. I'm a black man. Big afro. You got it. Now these people are out of their fucking minds.

Starting point is 01:06:36 I hope that keeps going. That's the question. Does Microsoft double down? They already were doubling down because they did a land acknowledgement first. So they came out and just want to acknowledge the land that we're on. That one was actually wild.

Starting point is 01:06:52 The land acknowledgement because I'm like, okay, why don't you just, you're Microsoft. Why don't you give some land back then? Give it back to them. It's so weird because the woke people do the land acknowledgement where I'm like, I feel like you're really just rubbing it in. go sort of are rubbing it in you know here's this land acknowledgement uh we have your land we're doing all this sick shit on it it used to be

Starting point is 01:07:11 yours and you'll never have it again because we're fucking we rule you drool yeah but it's like all your one concession is you go we're gonna we'll acknowledge that this used to be yours can we have it back i described all of them all of their things i know but you're like we're acknowledging yo this land that's like super valuable we'll acknowledge you used to own it we're not giving it back or anything but we'll we'll we'll say that before our thing that you used to own it danny does that acknowledgement when he buys a stock he goes just want to say that i bought this off of some fucking chump and this is my piece of fucking amazon right now and seated israel territory okay taking a quick break here to do another read.

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Starting point is 01:08:55 Get 25% off your membership at FitBod.me slash BoyzCast. That's 25% off at Fitbod.me slash boyscast. Woo! This next thing we're going to talk about is a little bit, kind of relates to something we were talking about earlier. But this one, okay. So, you know, like, have you heard people sort of say that they're shifting everything to climate change?

Starting point is 01:09:21 Like, it's almost like now that COVID sort of, people are just sick of hearing of it like you still see the people that are going to be like a veg and evangelicus forever for like we need to keep the lockdowns those people were climate change people they're just covid was a break for them that's and it really is so yeah but i've seen a lot of people kind of saying the notion of like nah they're ramping back up like the climate change stuff. And it really does seem like you didn't hear it for a little bit and now it's,

Starting point is 01:09:49 they need like a new thing. So it's climate change is coming at you hard right now. It's kind of like the race gender stuff. How like, like George Floyd took, took the like race, like the kind of top victim

Starting point is 01:10:01 back to race. And then, you know how they misrepresented people's COVID stances where they go, you either, well, you're like a COVID enthusiast. And you,

Starting point is 01:10:09 if you're like, well, no, I just don't think, I don't think that the, what you're doing works. Right. Which is kind of a lot of this stuff.

Starting point is 01:10:15 They're most people that aren't scared about climate change. It's because they think it's going to, you know, get solved different ways than they do where they're like, oh, we'll solve it by, you know, know taxing everything changing the way that everything works and like fucking killing the economy and a lot of people are like i just don't think that's how it solves this i know there's been a kind of finance heavy episode but well it was there was a well i know but the the so you know esg what esg is no, yeah, I do. ESG is a big thing. Social credit, basically.

Starting point is 01:10:48 Yeah. Well, essentially, companies go, hey, we're super environmentally, we're going to do all this stuff to basically say we're this super environmentally friendly company. It involves spending tons of money. Nobody really, there's no standard for it. So nobody can say hey like they're doing it they're not they just say they're doing it you just have a score you just have an esg score and you say you're doing it but it's like not really that good but it's a total like

Starting point is 01:11:16 suck of money because it's more of like a virtue signal thing versus like you just want to be like oh we're super esg like we have a high score the esg esg stuff is seems like super crazy and it's like it's so corrupt like if you look at who runs and all this stuff it's like and all this stuff companies are doing that they're just doing there's just all this stuff they're doing is like fake just to yeah just to score just to bump the score so that they don't get in trouble because so many of these boards and stuff now especially with all the diversity they're just trying to not get in trouble they don't want to be on cnbc as like the fucking company that like is all white people or like all men like you know or is polluting like unless they're just like whatever that's what they do but like you know

Starting point is 01:11:58 that's just become this i mean yeah obviously polluting is you know not nearly as bad as like not having enough girls but there are levels to this thing. Obviously. I mean, if you have a bunch of chicks who are dumping sludge into the ocean, that's fine. As long as there's chicks doing it. Yeah, that's fine. That's always funny when people hate Fortune 500 CEOs,

Starting point is 01:12:16 but then the same people that are kind of like, like I did that thing where it's like, I hate pharmaceutical companies except for Pfizer, and I haven't released yet, but it's the same thing with all this stuff. They're like, I fucking hate corporations. They're the worst. It's like, except for this one corporation't released yet. But it's the same thing with all this stuff. They're like, I fucking hate corporations. They're the worst. It's like, except for this one corporation.

Starting point is 01:12:28 So fucking sick. Like, because it has a girl in front of it. I mean, Tesla is legitimately, people give them a lot of guff, but like the stuff he is doing. They're trying to solve this problem. But he's like, dude, he's going to fucking like single-handedly

Starting point is 01:12:39 put internet on every square inch of the planet. Like, were places where they would have never had it otherwise with the satellites like he's actually going to do that like there's still two billion people who don't have internet in the world which is crazy to think because you assume it's just like everybody that'd be the number one thing that would help like all those people could have jobs a lot easier and all those people could listen to the boys cast all those people there's good for everyone there's two billion people right now who cannot access this podcast no because they don't have internet and elon musk is the real tragedy that is the actual tragedy that's going on they're in sub-saharan africa

Starting point is 01:13:13 some guy in fucking india that's right now struggling with everything and then once elon musk done he's gonna be like women women women women absolutely you know how many people are like i will not have sex with them on straight up just like putting bags over their wives and just like making them some sort of weird archaic and we can yeah we can make they could be listening to this podcast while they do that well they said nearly three quarters of americans suffer from eco anxiety yeah and this is the stuff you know this is the reason i brought this one up one of the the craziest stuff about it is it this is only like yahoo like front page of my google right this ain't like so it's on your yahoo front page

Starting point is 01:13:55 of your google well they have yahoo articles on the front page of my google you know the eight articles on the front yeah this ain't like some little article in like, you know, mensuck.org, which by the way, I've been cruising through those feminist reddits, like the old school feminist ones. They're saying things like

Starting point is 01:14:10 sometimes guys will want you to like pay for their ticket when you come to visit them. They should pay every, all expenses should be paid by the man, blah, blah, blah. Like they're really old school. I almost kind of respect

Starting point is 01:14:19 their hustle a little more. Yeah, they're the ones who go, they're the ones who are straight up like we want preferential treatment and we're not like going to lie about it. Yeah, yeah. Those ones are-, they're the ones who are straight up like, we want preferential treatment and we're not like going to lie about it.

Starting point is 01:14:26 Yeah, yeah. Those ones are- That's fine. Those ones are almost better, but because it's like you go, okay, now we're just playing the game. We know what the stakes are.

Starting point is 01:14:33 We'll let the best person win. Yeah. And then, but this stuff, they, there's no way. First off, it's not 70%.

Starting point is 01:14:42 No, that's my point. I go, think about your normal life life what percentage of people are like really they have anxiety from fucking climate change first off they did say 18 to 24 year olds 70 but even still 75 go to a college campus and just pull 70 go to a keg party and see who gives a shit about fr... Yeah, go to a fucking frat party. Be like... Literally, 70% is the amount of people who don't give a shit. Easily. Yeah, 70% of people are like, I don't give a shit about climate change. I'm fucking 19.

Starting point is 01:15:12 Yeah, I mean, people, college kids that have fucking been listening to their dogma, they might have them fucking jazzed up. Like, you always have a new thing. Dude, I would hate to be an impressionable 18-year-old. I never would be because I'm not. like if you were a fucking like impressionable person they legitimately just give you a new thing to be worried about all the time they used to call this like hyper worrying like i have relatives where it's like they can't stop like worrying

Starting point is 01:15:37 about everything yeah i literally it's funny because my notes are like i straight up i'm just like yeah it's just like they're just saying people who worry about the future. Like, that's not crazy that people worry like about shit. Like, they're just neurotic. Like, that just used to be called neurotic.

Starting point is 01:15:51 Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. It's like, yeah, you're like neurotic people, but two, three-fourths of people aren't neurotic about climate change.

Starting point is 01:15:57 Fuck that. Three-fourths of people are neurotic about everything. They're the people that made their kids wear fucking helmets when they skateboard. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:03 You know, the people that don't want their kids to play football. And now, they're the people that don't want their kids to play football. And now they're the people that, like, the worst part about this is they're not even a solution. They're just worried. They go, I'm worried about climate change. And you go, well, what are you going to do about it?

Starting point is 01:16:14 It's like, that's the thing. I can't. I guess I'm powerless. It's not even worth it. It's like the patriarchy. There's nothing you can do. Isn't that the number one thing in the world? I guess they want you to get jazzed up and fucking campaign.

Starting point is 01:16:26 Campaign for what? I don't know. AOC? I don't know. Again, I was listening to a podcast that we both listen to all in or whatever. And again, this is just like the free, the market's going to take care of this because they're going to incentive. You hear the last one where they're talking about?

Starting point is 01:16:40 No, I don't listen to everyone. Okay. Well, anyways, the last one, this is just related to this specifically is like some in China, they figured out a way to turn carbon dioxide into starch. So essentially what they're saying is like, they're going to be able to turn, take the carbon dioxide out of the air, which is what's causing all this issue and then turn it into fuel. And like, they actually have like a working model for it.

Starting point is 01:17:03 So it's like, look, there's all these incentives out there i i'm not saying like you know it's going to be solved tomorrow but it's in nobody's interest to fucking everybody go extinct it's nobody's interest ever to be pessimistic about the future it's gonna it's exactly it's like it's gonna get sorted out i'll tell you who doesn't have anxiety about this stuff the people working on it because they're too busy working on it right and these people that can't do anything this is the number one thing they tell you in any sort of like be get your life together shit it's don't fucking spend time on stuff that you can't control at all no and if you do are like again if you're really really concerned about this yeah actually go to school go take a stem thing or whatever and like dedicate your life to it like

Starting point is 01:17:44 many people do but i guarantee you those people are like they're not the type of people who have like you riddled with anxiety they're the type of people who are like oh i think i could change the world i think i can make a difference i can make a difference i'm like you know they're more go-getters they're not just people who are you know and i guess all these people reading an article all these people are anxiety you're like fucking watching oprah and they're like well if i could just get rid of this anxiety i could get myself my shit together and I could go sign up for one of these.

Starting point is 01:18:08 And you're like, no, you were never that person. You're never that person. You're going to be that person where they go, there's serial killers out on the loose and you don't want your kids. You're like, it's in a different state. You're like, but maybe. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:17 I'm going to use this for everything though. You start like, I was sexy. I came too quick. I just fucking, I can't do it for too long because of fucking climate change. It's like, everything's climate change. Climate change, well. I forgot you forgot my birthday. It's like, well, yeah, have you heard of climate change?

Starting point is 01:18:33 You just want to be celebrating your birthday. I don't remember my own birthday because I'm worried about climate change. It's a new COVID. It'll be the new, like once COVID is gone. It really is. I believe that. I actually feel bad too because I haven't actually used a good get out of jail free with COVID yet. Neither have I,

Starting point is 01:18:47 but the reason is is because I don't want everyone to fucking be talking about how I have it. You know what I mean? I'm not even talking about it in like a public setting, like even a private. I was trying to,

Starting point is 01:18:55 so my girl that- Oh, you mean like I'm too much, oh, I can't come, I'm a bitch? Well, no. I don't want to take the mental- No, like dude, you have a fucking,

Starting point is 01:19:03 like that wedding, for example, that I had to go to that I didn't want to go to. I was just like, just be like, I got COVID. Nobody's going to say come to the wedding. No, but then I'm saying, like, then it starts going around. Everyone's like, oh, this guy's COVID. And then you're, like, out and touring. And someone, like, goes, hey, why are you touring if you said you had COVID? Then all of a sudden you're, like, a public enemy.

Starting point is 01:19:21 I'm not saying for a public thing. I'm saying for something like just some, you know, family thing. And you can't make it, got COVID. But then what if they look at your schedule on the next weekend? You're like doing tour dates. I don't know. I didn't think that far. Well, I have thought that far.

Starting point is 01:19:37 Because I've considered all these things for myself. I mean, no, that's easy. And you can't do it. What do you mean? That's easy. You say, I got it. It's over now. You figure out the dates.

Starting point is 01:19:42 You go, I'm like 10 days into COVID. The last day was the day of your thing. Yeah. You i'm 10 days into covid it's like and like why are you on the road road next week you go oh no it's done that's my 14 days sure but uh i think that it's a tougher one to pull off because the fucking ramifications have been going around everyone thinking you have covid like a whole thing now then you like i'm at i don't know you then everyone people are going to be asking you for tests and stuff like that it's fine I can do the test all right well I guess maybe you should then then I've never used that for anything though I neither why I'm saying but like I don't even want to tell people I'm sick because I don't want the fucking like now I'm

Starting point is 01:20:18 filming I have something and then people are like who would telling all the people filming with me like oh he does COVID I just got no I don't have covid like blah blah although i thought the best part i thought we might but then you got tested yeah i thought we might too from the uh thing but no i got tested just because i wanted the fucking you know what the weird thing is because there's all this stuff going back and forth about uh you know natural immunity and so in canada you need a fucking test to go back into, you need a negative test within 72 hours to go back to Canada, right? To get back in the country or to go to Canada, right? But if you had a positive test in the last six months, they accept that and it lasts

Starting point is 01:20:57 for six months. So they acknowledge the natural immunity, but everybody else doesn't seem to. Like everybody's else else like with the air it's literally you get kicked off fucking the internet for saying it but the government does in this one specific case it's so weird because it's not a million people are like well i have natural immunity it's consistent idiots in the world and you're like yeah but governments are straight up saying you don't need a negative test if you've been positive i gotta read this thing that we saw the fucking dumbass daily beast wrote an article about this thing we were at

Starting point is 01:21:26 and they wrote about our comedy. Oh, yeah, I didn't have your screenshot of what they said about me and Danny's comedy, but this is what they said about mine. No, mine. Long took to the stage next and riffed on the prospect of having his girlfriend's cat euthanized

Starting point is 01:21:38 when she was out of town. So I do a joke where I go, yeah, I had to put down my girl's cat. Well, I didn't have to. She was just out of town, so I saw an opportunity. I go yeah I had to put down my girl's cat well I didn't have to she was just out of town so I saw an opportunity and they go these fucking reach these people shouldn't do like they should never be anywhere near comedy it's like it's like going to a boxing match and being like he seemed angry as he punched another man in the face I mean again this has been known forever but comedy doesn't do well when it's being like I think it does I think you read this

Starting point is 01:22:05 and you're like still funny this was mine okay read yours first then so this was can we say we can say what it was fucking stupid daily beast

Starting point is 01:22:12 because we did Tim Pool's and then Tim Pool got COVID which was this big fucking to do yeah they wrote a big they had spies in the thing I guess

Starting point is 01:22:20 I think no I think they watched it you can watch it online I don't think there were spies they watched it what did they say about yours so uh so there's the gilgob the evening the crowd chanted let's go brandon a meme that has taken hold on the right which is funny because me and ryan on the way over there we were saying what's the over under them let's go because they're big people are doing let's go brandon's anywhere now

Starting point is 01:22:43 it's just funny it's just funny like but again they also don't like biden but also like it was in west virginia but also we were like what's though there was some patriots in the crowd in their defense they hit the under because i said five and a half let's go and i think it was three was at the end they're fired up yeah they're fired up says, The Patriots. The video posted on timcast.com has been edited, but some of the jokes told included Paul Schuch musing about the struggles of divorced dads

Starting point is 01:23:11 and unwarranted Amber Alerts and the popularity, or lack thereof, from his point of view, of the WNBA. Guys, just so you know, the WNBA is only unpopular from my point of view. It's not unpopularBA is only unpopular from my point of view.

Starting point is 01:23:26 It's not unpopular. It's unpopular from my point of view. It's only unpopular from your point of view. Holy shit. And then Long said, how much mascara till this cat looks like a whore? Long jokingly said how he understood animal testing we made whiskers look fuckable yeah yeah and it was just like you idiots have no business doing anything you go i'm i'm pretending i misunderstand animal testing well you're

Starting point is 01:23:57 pretending you misunderstand comedy while writing an article about fucking comedians you losers yeah well i mean that's kind of i'm sure that he had a word limit he had a word limit and he's just stretching around gotta be the ultimate dork squad of that job a survey has no it's another sorry just a one more thing on that because their whole gotcha was they're like yeah tim pool he like he did this event and it was there was 200 people there and i'm like i'm reading this at a fucking nix game like a sold out nix game and i'm reading this thing i'm like yeah i don't know if people are doing things yeah but like there's a thousand of these things every day all over america these people still haven't left their fucking bedrooms yeah but in their like fucking narrow context to go how dare someone i don't like do an event with

Starting point is 01:24:40 200 people at it yeah baton oswald. Yeah, everybody's fucking doing stuff. Like, if this is your issue, there's a million things happening like this every day all over America. Yeah. But again, it's their issue. That was their gotcha, you're right. That was their gotcha, and they go,

Starting point is 01:24:54 well, it's this thing that I don't like. And then, I mean, again, I asked people, like, lots of people there were vaccinated. Like, again, some people were not. The Patriots weren't. The Patriots weren't the patriots weren't and a lot of people those patriots probably got pretty fucking sick that's what he was saying you were you were sort of thinking the guy joey b toons guy got covid because i talked to him podcast yeah

Starting point is 01:25:14 yeah yeah i talked to him he's in funny dude yeah he's really funny but i was like because i saw this thing and they go like did you get sick and he's like yeah he's like i was pretty much i honestly think he vaccinated no vaccinate if i got covid it'd be chuck norris style code that'd be the end of covid i really think i'll tell you who i think that for me yeah why just because the overweight stuff no just because i don't know i like if i get covid i honestly think that would be the end of covid if not i think i've right now mr burns 10 different sicknesses fucking yeah you have a three stooges syndrome they're all trying to get through the door i actually i have all the fucking different viruses trying to get through the door right now that's possible that is certainly possible they're not having good luck i mean the way that they

Starting point is 01:25:52 described my body might actually be the cure for this the way it was described from him he was he said what did he say he said there was like it basically like he's like the worst chest pain and they were all everybody kind of said they were like on their way to the hospital it is that's crazy it is funny when they still like when they'd still do it because i've done like a bunch of events where it's like a thousand people or whatever and then you get like a message afterwards being like hey just a heads up someone at this event tested positive for covid you're like no shit yeah obviously someone one of these thousands of people got COVID. Don't need a heads up for that. I wanted to go to the fish in Vegas or whatever.

Starting point is 01:26:29 Yeah. And I couldn't go because it's a dumb ass wedding. But my friend went with his wife. And it's funny because my brother didn't go because my brother was like, there's a mask mandate in Vegas. My brother's like, I'm going to fish. And they're like, everybody's going to be fucking forcing me to put my mask on. So my brother didn't go. My friend went. He's like, yeah, nobody wore a mask. Well, that's what you said. You my brother didn't go my friend went he's like yeah nobody wore a mask well that's what you said you're like they can't stop i was like nobody wear a mask not only that my friend was like there was like

Starting point is 01:26:51 not enough ushers there was at the mgm and he's like there weren't enough ushers so nobody was in their seats they were just everybody was wherever they wanted to be and he's like i needed to go to the bathroom and my wife needed to go to the bathroom his wife's tiny she's like 90 pounds so he like he's like had to escort her he's like honestly was like pushing all these like wooks or like you know what they are they're like fucking all dreadheaded like gross nasty fish people like he's like i had to like push them out of the way fucking uh dude that's a funny story when i was in atlantic city we were at the casino after one of the shows this is like one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

Starting point is 01:27:26 I was dying that night. I was all like super fucked up and it was like maybe two in the morning and I walked out of the bathroom and there was one of these wooks. If you don't know what they are, they're all like super dread and they're all dirty

Starting point is 01:27:36 and they're like all homeless and they just kind of travel around. And this dude was in front of me leaving the bathroom and as he was like leaving, there was like a railing. There was like this fucking like, you know, hallway and railing and he fucking grabbed the rail and as he was like leaving there was like a railing there's like there's fucking like you know hallway and railing and he fucking grabbed the railing i was behind

Starting point is 01:27:49 him he lifted his leg and just let out the hugest fart he just goes like he goes i was like what the fuck it was insane but anyway so he was like he's so gross it was nasty like i was like but he literally lifted his leg like a dog or something. It was pissing. But anyway, so my friend, I talked to him today. He goes, my wife got COVID. He's like, they're both vaccinated. He's like, she got COVID.

Starting point is 01:28:14 Yeah. Or whatever. And I'm like, man, you're so lucky that you tested negative. First off, now more so this test, the whole thing is bullshit. Why? Because they would have been stuck in fucking America. Vegas for two weeks. Dude, Vegas. Yeah, nightmare. Vegas forgas for two weeks first off they have an infant and they have a business and

Starting point is 01:28:29 a life everything yeah not more poorly they have a fucking young child who their grandparents were babysitting you'd almost have to get a private fucking plane at that point you can't get into canada what do you mean that'd be a nightmare dude but more importantly so she got covid in vegas took the test negative went back so this whole system is fucking stupid because she had she obviously got covid there still got back into canada with covid and then said she didn't have it because when she got tested she didn't have it yeah the whole thing's fucking skewy i think i agree that they're probably everything's getting fucking chalked on the board, but I don't know. Either throw in the fucking kitchen sink at it or whatever,

Starting point is 01:29:07 but like, it's just, again, she had it, got tested. So what are the point of these tests? Well, you think that that's something to worry about? Yeah. Well, they're also... I'm more worried about the... On the topic of fucking being worried. I was definitely like, what are you going to do, right?

Starting point is 01:29:24 Those things, there's like almost zero chance that uh someone but oh one thing i will say is what you should be worried about which fucking we are right beside astro fucking world this weekend dude i so and like legit yeah everyone already knows the thing so with not much more to say about it but i've been doing at festivals even when we're playing at like looking in the crowd and being like dude someone's gonna die here dude it's like you're on those things where it's like if someone falls over you it's such a big pile of people that you can't stop yeah yeah so it's like i'm surprised this doesn't happen like more it's did didn't they had issues at um like warped tours had some fucking wild ones i'm like dude if you're

Starting point is 01:30:04 fucking small and you fall over you're dead dude yeah but also it was funny because on i think saturday morning i opened up twitter and they were like and i just i was kind of like you know half half awake but because you see the thing where they were saying that someone was jabbing people with needles and like injecting people randomly with drugs and i saw it's like someone's like injecting people randomly with drugs at a festival in houston and I was like that's skank fest for sure I'm like that has to be skank fest

Starting point is 01:30:28 I'm like someone no skank fest the story would be like cool dude gives out free drugs but that's what I'm saying I was like and then you're like no is that Astroworld

Starting point is 01:30:36 Astroworld lots of fucking stuff was going down man all sorts of fucking shit but yeah they go surveys revealed that more Americans than ever felt fearful of the ravages of man-made climate change and you're like well why why is that

Starting point is 01:30:48 because you guys drill into everyone's everyone's head non-stop about it and not because it's your new thing but on top of that they actually don't causing many to suffer anxiety depression um it's like they're trying to convince people to feel bad and worried about something that they have nothing to do to help for. It's just like it's almost like pathological to like do to people. I mean, you can be in these positions. There's so little an individual can do. And not only that, but like, you know, there's this climate. It also seems not like these climate change conference things or whatever that they just had, like with the COP 26 or whatever the fuck with 26 countries come.

Starting point is 01:31:24 And then they're like, they're all, you know, again, it's like everybody says this, but they're all showing up on private jets, and everybody's like. Always, all of it. And then they just like kind of do this grandstanding. And they go, oh, we're going to do this, this, and this, and none of it's binding.

Starting point is 01:31:36 Well, get ready for this. A psychologist working in Oakland told ABC7, you may have heard of PTSD, post-traumatic stress disorder. A psychiatrist has recently come up with the term pre-PTSD because it's not a trauma that's already occurred. So people are saying I have pre-PTSD. Remember the good old days when that person was just called crazy? You go, that person's crazy.

Starting point is 01:32:00 They have pre-PTSD. This is shit that's on my homepage. So someone being like, what's going on? It's like I have pre-PTSD because This is the shit that's on my homepage. So someone being like, what's going on? It's like I have pre-PSD because I'm probably going to get beat at. At some point they would call this irrational fear. Yeah, crazy. What's going on? My PTSD is happening.

Starting point is 01:32:15 It's like, what happened? It's like, no, it's pre-TSD because I think fucking Barron Trump might be president one day. I'm glad you can fucking laugh about that possibility. That's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very real, Ryan. You don't have pre-PSD, TSD. It's enabling fucking total not jobs.

Starting point is 01:32:33 Yeah, it's exactly. And then there'll be like a kid and then like someone's be like, they have pre, pre-PTSD. Yeah, yeah. Before the pre-PTSD. Before it even starts. They have the pre-version. Oh, you mean a loser that worries too much

Starting point is 01:32:45 yes it's the fear of future drama so this is a new idea oh okay it's very new it involves anxiety and depression

Starting point is 01:32:52 so that's gonna be attractive to some people that's their favorite two words and anxiety and depression yes please oh baby and guess what

Starting point is 01:33:00 here's the kicker nothing had to even have happened yet oh all that has to happen is your like basement floods and you go, oh my God. Yeah. Or someone tells you it might flood.

Starting point is 01:33:11 Yeah. It either has to be the hottest day of the year or the coldest day of the year in recorded history. Either one of those and you go, that's it. That's it. I'm right. Fucking the anxiety is all over the place. It's very new in the field of psychology. Some people might say it's made up completely. And they said, it's kind of like, imagine someone came into their psychologist and they go i'm afraid of spiders it's like well have you had one it's like no i just think like a whole bunch of spiders it's like yo you have pre uh pre pst pre ptsd i've been having struggles struggling with that one it's a tongue twister i'm glad they're not adding more letters to it like the fucking lgbtq imagine if they turn it into pre ptsd lgbtq they should add ptsd to the

Starting point is 01:33:50 lgbtq they get they get those people in there but they that legitimately you go what's your fear it's like i'm out of fear of being like crushed by like a crane and you know people have a rational fear well that's what yes like the irrational fear that like you're gonna be dead in five days and all of them have been proven wrong oh i mean dude covid is probably for some people who are like just like waiting there's probably people for the last 20 months 20 years old you've just been waiting to get covid and it just hasn't come so and every time they're like have a the entire news it's like you're dead it's covid well eco anxiety is a growing problem among young people no it's not, it's not.

Starting point is 01:34:25 Yeah, it's not. I would love the idea. But if you were fucking going on like Tinder or something, it's like that's one new thing that they're saying. They're like, I'm neurodivergent, pansexual, eco-anxiety, eco-depression. I'm sure it's on there. It's got to be in there. I guarantee that's in there.

Starting point is 01:34:41 They're eco-anxious. So that'll definitely be the handle soon. We've been raised to put faith in institutions like business, education, and government, but we're losing faith in these institutions. Here's an idea. Get into crypto instead of worrying about this stuff. Bitcoin fixes this.

Starting point is 01:34:55 Yeah, NFTs. I'll tell you what. Instead of spending your time with your eco-anxiety, you know what? We should put these two articles together, and they go, why are women like spending less time and eco uh in this and you go have you heard of the term pre-ptsd it's

Starting point is 01:35:12 like honestly i think these two things might be a fucking correlated but the funny thing actually is that because a big fucking thing knock against crypto and nfts is how much energy it uses there's this thing where people there's a thing where people say like nfts is how much energy it uses there's this thing where people there's a thing where people say like nfts are so bad for the environment which is funny that that's even possible but uh so yeah the nft is not the answer for these people all too often young people are faced with a choice between being a climate change denier and a procrastinator no all too often you're enforcing the dogma that people have to choose one or the other like it's like you're teaching people to be irrational and then

Starting point is 01:35:52 enabling them and force you're telling them it's not everybody's an activist like i believe that there's i'm sure man-made climate stuff that they need to fix i i don't doubt that at all i don't know any really really but i'll tell you what I don't doubt that at all. I don't know any really, really, but I'll tell you what I don't think you should be sitting in a bathtub right now, crying about it. I'll tell you what I'm going,

Starting point is 01:36:10 not going to do. And that's anything. I'm not doing anything about it, but I always think when people say littering is bad, it's like always no littering is throwing like a bunch of junk in like the ocean or the forest, throwing stuff on the fucking East Village market where people are shitting that's not littering

Starting point is 01:36:28 if anything that's an improvement yeah it's inconvenient for someone whose job it is to pick it up so it's probably not the best thing to do if there's garbage there if they don't have enough to do then they'll lose their job so there's even a case to be made for why it's good but they are two different things

Starting point is 01:36:44 they should not it's good, but they are two different things. Yes. They should not. No, littering in a city. It's not littering. It's not littering in a city. If you ask me. The concrete's the litter. The buildings are the litter. The buildings are the litter, man.

Starting point is 01:36:54 The cars are the litter. No, it's not littering in the city because people get paid to clean that up. The concrete's the litter, bro. Okay, is littering on the floor of a Wendy's litter littering no exactly right listen no littering is that outdoors thing yeah you can't litter on private property i don't think you know what i mean man yeah you go in there this concrete's litter dude yeah but if you go in like you're humans we're the litter if you're going for like a jog you know along the fucking east river then you you have like a bottle and you throw it in

Starting point is 01:37:26 there i'd say that's litter i'd say that's litter too yeah throw on the river you throw it in the forest i'll throw it on someone's lawn i'll give you that's literally i had a friend throwing it in a fucking you know like where people are fucking shitting on the streets near the subway it's like no you didn't litter i still it's a weird thing to do like regularly but you it's not litter it's a different thing yeah I can't I actually saw the by our subway stop one time I was

Starting point is 01:37:48 coming up and you know there's like the big door the emergency door that you can walk through whatever and right by the door was like

Starting point is 01:37:55 disgusting that this is where we live but just a giant mine's getting worse yours is getting worse I know just a giant pile

Starting point is 01:38:04 of human feces and then up just a pair of underwear so someone basically decided to go they had to take a shit right there and then uh just dude the ace village is getting insane dude they go and then i guess they wiped with the underwear because i guess that's oh yeah and then they leave it dude they're they're like they're never not yelling and then you go outside, they're just yelling at themselves. Your thing is crazy because that's outside of your window. And it wasn't when I moved

Starting point is 01:38:32 there. I know. It's because the cops all gave up or whatever, so they just seceded that these people can do whatever they want. I know. And you know what? The real crazy thing is weather. The only thing the cops... They're always yelling. The only thing the cops did too, the one thing is when the people started putting up

Starting point is 01:38:48 like at a flea market where they had like straight up like tents and they were like running power and the cops were like, all right. No, that's not what happened. The bodega guy got in a fight with them because he had enough. Okay. But I mean, or whatever.

Starting point is 01:39:00 I don't think the cops even got involved. It was like tents and running power was when people are like, okay, he's getting a little much. You guys are like... All right, well, I got to move. It's out of control. But this is going to wrap up the Boy's Cast. Catch us in California.

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