The Boyscast with Ryan Long - No Girls Day On Twitter, Vacinnes, the Q Doc, and Andrew Yang

Episode Date: April 16, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we gonna live forever, but we gonna live forever Welcome to the boys cast For the boys, Ryan Long here, Daniel Polishchuk Hello! And this is the last episode in the pre-studio Which is the new version of this studio, before the final studio has arrived. The final studio.

For podcasting. The only job that no one hires you for and you just start doing it. No comedy. Comedy. Well, that is correct, but someone has to hire you for comedy. A club has to book you.

Yes. Comedy is the only job. There's no janitor out there somewhere that just went to a place he just started fucking you know just start cleaning chairs you just crushed a lot of aspiring janitors dreams right now with that comment a lot of people have just been mopping at home just working on their technique and being like there was that huh there's this guy that i went to high school with and he's fucking did too much acid because you because danny convinced like

three of our friends to essentially... One. No, there's this guy we know and Danny basically told him to do acid. He's like, I don't do that. He had like a house. He had a wife. Worked at a bank.

Worked at a bank. Danny convinced him to do acid. He got rid of all that stuff. His material possessions. He got rid of all of his material possessions. And now he essentially lives in a van.

I mean, if you ask... Well, he has a place, but he has in a van. I mean, if you ask... Well, he has a place, but he has a van too. I mean, if you ask him, he'll be like, yo, this is way better. You know, Danny saved me. Saved him, yeah.

But that's... Every time Danny's like, you know, to anyone else, you go, oh, you've got to try acid. You go, you're going to... Yeah, you're going to do this again. No, I... He was...

I've said it a million times. He was the guy who I go, yeah, all right, I'm not telling people to do acid anymore. That's what... This guy that I know in high school, he started... He did acid and then he broke into the high school that we went to and then he started

stacking all the chairs this was like a legendary story and oh i'm not going to say his name because it's one of those guys you say it three times and he shows up it's literally he'll knock on the door i'll say as we call them small head dude this guy broke into the university or sorry the high school and the cops got a call that someone's you know dicking around in there and then he they broke in and he was stacking all the chairs and they're like you got to come with us to the cop he goes you don't get it i gotta is it high school or high school he goes you don't get it i'm not even done yet if i don't stack these chairs you know like the world's gonna end so they bring him they brought

him the insane asylum or whatever he went there for four or five days they they that's how fast it takes to kick this the chair stacking addiction hey you want to be with a bunch of really crazy people who are like throwing a rape you go i'm fine now chairs could do whatever they want well that's what it is you start and you go oh my god you know they got him there the first day and he's like i need to do it and then by the third day it's like the small head has been revealed i'm bleeping i'm bleeping that out dude you don't understand this is not a guy you want at your house does he listen he sent me a weird message on facebook like 10 years ago being like like what you're doing okay 10 years ago yeah yeah in the band days he sent me something

so he's definitely probably yeah it was a big thing in our group but i'm telling you it's not who you want but then the fourth day in the insane asylum they go hey do you want to stack that chair and he goes you know what i don't everyone just started slow clapping and they let him out of you think he did that was the question like do you think he had like he was like not crazy like he's still crazy but he's like just he knew he goes do i want to tell them i want to stack this group of chairs right now yes of course i want to stack the chairs how hard do i get out here and it's unlimited chairs it's a free-for-all it's a chair buffet exactly he's like he was crazy but not that crazy well he had a mission and he knows that he's not stupid but he's like they don't get it obviously they ha ha ha yeah stacking chairs

but he knows okay you'll be thanking me when this chair stacking prevents the apocalypse, essentially. By the way, I kind of felt like I got my brain back a little bit after working on that script just, like, nonstop. Because it was, even when I was doing comedy, because I always, there's always that kind of question with, like, the scripts or whatever. You know, you kind of, especially when you cultivate an audience of fucking degenerate troublemakers like the same way we are you get there's this thing of your audience wants you to just be the most outrageous stuff that's the ideal world like especially you know those streamers where it's like they have fans that basically just want them to get arrested that's the goal yeah yeah someone like that where it's like all anyone who follows you just wants you to die that's that would be the ideal and they could be sweet move on to the next one yeah yeah but no it's more just like i i get that too it's like when you go to a comedy club if you

like someone you're kind of like oh you like it when they push it or whatever but then you get i always kind of think oh my god is it pandering or is it being a put like if you go hey if i'm just gonna do all that stuff it's like is it it becomes this thing where it's like am i when it's say that i want to do something that's not a, not kind of aggressive, right? You go, am I being a pussy? Like, cause I'm stepping outside, I'm doing something non-controversial. I go, am I kind of being afraid? Like I'm out here on the front lines of this thing or whatever, you know?

And it's like, if you dole it back, you go, is it because you're being a pussy or are you being an artist where it's like, no, I'm fucking doing what I want to do. And I kind of, so I mean, you can't just be, you can't, I mean's like, no, I'm fucking doing what I want to do. And I kind of... Yeah, I mean, you can't just be... I mean, yeah, you can't just court controversy for the sake of it. No, you can't, right? Not for the sake of it.

But also the thing is like, but then you go, okay, but are you being... Is it because that I really want to do this other thing or is it because you're being a pussy where you're like, I'm tired of being yelled at? In your case, being a pussy. In your like I'm tired of being yelled at in your case being a pussy in your specific case being a huge pussy it would be my

but the truth is that that's what I'm saying so when we were in Miami and stuff I was kind of having these thoughts but and trying to figure it out and I would kind of be I don't know tortured by it's the right word but I would not know the answer and then as soon as I finished like that final

version of that script and sent it over i really i felt like i had my brain back and i was like no the answer is that stuff's hard you're always going to be sort of battling that and it's like yeah what's a but it's this like nuanced game that takes a lot of effort but i didn't have the brain power to fucking navigate it so i think when people that's why you see a lot of people that get successful like bands or whatever and they're you know like a kevin hart style that's just running all these brands and they're doing all this stuff yeah and you don't have the fucking like i was going to sleep at night thinking about the bandwidth yeah you don't have the bandwidth for this question so your only answer is you just keep doing what you're doing like be the foo fighters make the same album 85

times yeah or you fucking you know you go completely the other way and then you kind of make mainstream kind of shit and you're but the without ever fucking it never ends

I mean by far the coolest thing about musicians is the ones who just sort of like just reinvent themselves all the time because like comedy

doesn't really have that other than Larry the Cable guy who did it once where he's like I'm a new guy but it's like it's a real common thing you know like guys like David Bowie who every five years is like yeah i'm a new guy but it's like but it's like it's a real

common thing you know like guys like david bowie who every five years like yeah i'm a new guy because you were playing around with that you were saying that your new album was going to be called chevinicence chevinicence daniel paul joke speaks the truth it's me kneeling on the american flag just on the front and you got like a cop uniform on it's called chivinism and then he's he takes a baton i'm kneeling on colin kaepernick wearing a usa flag jersey yeah chivinism that's jamie that's what you were telling me that you were going to reinvent yourself and i said i'd you know maybe too much of a pivot it's more of a 180 versus a pivot so i can't remember what i was gonna fucking say about that oh yeah so when uh when you talk about people that reinvent themselves so it is interesting

like the people that do it good and the people that do bad you know machine gun kelly is right of course i always kind of feel like that's someone that does it so weird. And because he's not, it feels like it's not reinventing itself. It's just like pandering to Hollywood, if that makes sense. And the difference is too, because he kind of came out and he goes, oh, I'll be a fucking, I'll make a pop punk album. First of all, never go full pop punk. I think that's.

Isn't that his most recent thing? Yeah. You want to have a little taste of pop punk in your thing. But you go. Also, the other thing is that not to discount when you're white okay if you're a black guy you can't do pop punk well depends on how you started so if you little wayne came out and he goes oh i'm gonna play the guitar now and i'll be you know he sucked right right now and it's kind of this thing oh i'll be this guitar player whatever and it was a little bit interesting and even whether you liked it or not

it was like kind of a gimmick and it was like kind of different from what, but when you're Machine Gun Kelly, this white rapper, and then you go, okay, I'm going to start doing pop punk. Everyone goes, so, okay, that's what we thought. This whole thing was phony from the get-go.

Right, yeah, yeah. Because you're already like under, You duped us. Yeah. But he's like not a bad, I don't know, but he's like not a terrible rapper. No, whatever.

He's not like those Florida kids. Oh, yeah, the ones you don't like. No, no. Oh, I love them. That's fine a terrible rapper. No, whatever. He's not like those Florida kids. Oh, yeah, the ones you don't like. No, no. Oh, I love them. That's fine. I go, yeah, whatever. But my point is, as soon as when you're... He's already was probably under scrutiny.

It's basically like you're just admitting... Okay, so you admit that this other fucking rap grift was a fucking... You know, just a ploy. And really, you were this traditional white skateboard kid that like wasn't into what do you think he'll be on next like honky tonk or something that's the kid rock see the kid rock move i think he that was he always stayed within kind of yeah i guess he was the kid rock his rap career was based on i'm the fucking i'm the the country guy of country guy rapping who is the other guy uncle cracker i don't know uncle cracker that sounds like uh i don't know i don't think he

was like a guy that kid rock brought up i think he was like no you're thinking about josie three foot ten with a ten foot dick that might be him too that was proven too but anyway okay a few things to get into in this episode the first one is danny got the vaccine the vaccine so you got it was rough what yeah no actually wasn't that rough i heard you're fucking so my chick got the vaccine and first of all after essentially being like i'll never get it and stuff and i she said she'll never get it yeah because well i guess i probably shouldn't air that too much but it's almost like my mom's like this too where it's like they're like classic fucking anti-vax like but not they're not anti which is why i kind of always get it the same thing i said i have more of a soft spot for conspiracies when you were talking to patreon it's like you know this is

what my mom's take is she's just like hey the fucking government used to put fucking eight chemicals into your body when you're a kid now they put 350 and we don't know what they are and no i don't love that yeah so they're you know they're not gonna fucking make a big stink of it the world they play the uncertainty card well but they're Yeah. So they're, you know, they're not going to fucking make a big stink of it, the world's the world. Yeah, they play the uncertainty card. But they're into health. Like, they're the type of person that's like,

you're drinking Coke? What are you, crazy? Totally. But again, it's like, you know, it's like the, I'd say the corollary to the vaccine thing is like, but yes, but there's like,

there's a polio vaccine and people don't get polio anymore. No, okay, whatever. But I'm saying, to say, but like, there's an idea, but like, people are idea but like people are like all vaccines are bad and you're like this one might be i don't know but for to be dismissive

of them all is like no they're not dismissive of them all that's like saying okay imagine you eat a fucking chocolate bar and someone goes you know how much fucking bad shit's in there you go what you're just dismissive of ingredients it's not that it's like you know my mom's like into organic shit or whatever i used to she smokes though sometimes now so i always go i used to go no is it uh is this organic no it's the american dude my brother's in same thing he's all in organic but so he's smoking stuff but he smokes sometimes he smokes organic uh american spirits because he's like these are the only ones without chemicals yeah but it is it is actually rational if you're the fucking person that's like hey can

i know all the ingredients that are in this state to make sure there's no preserved and then to say oh yeah we're gonna give your kids 600 fucking but again no no offense to your mom but it's myself included but if someone told me the ingredients in a vaccine i wouldn't know what any of them mean i don't know what that is i don't know how they do that's their whole gimmick is you know no one you know being the person at the party i feel like oh you're eating that macaroon do you know how many preserves i feel like our friends are the same where it's like they pretend they know what's going on but if they ever talk to somebody who actually knew what was going on they'd be exposed as knowing nothing okay i understand that yeah and that's

the point where you go okay so then okay so if okay, so if you do say that, you go, okay, I think it's weird that they're giving our kids 400 vaccines. You go, what are you, an expert? And you go, okay, I guess everyone should just shut up. I don't know. No, you should make your own decision. I'm fine. I don't think you should be forced to take it.

Yes, correct. And I said the same thing before. I go, I don't, like, I'll get it if I fucking have to, but it's just because I'm not a cautious person either way. I'm also not cautious with food. Someone goes like, hey, that food has this and this, and I go, yeah, okay, then I die. Okay.

What do I die? Then I die. But the fucking, I just thought it was funny because, you know, Fauci. My arm was fucking killing me for like three days. Yeah. I couldn't lift my, like, today's probably the first day that it's actually better.

I couldn't lift my arm, like, over my head that's actually better. I couldn't lift my arm like over my head. Yeah. Too fat. You gained weight. Yeah. It was just a fucking just that

high. Well that's what fucking she said she couldn't move. And I literally was like thanks Fauci. Couldn't go to work two days or whatever

but then my dad he said like we were fine. He goes better stock because she's tiny. So maybe that's every person who

I've spoken with there. The more that you're she's the only person who i've spoken with they're the most you're she's the only person who i've heard of who on the bedridden on the first dose had that kind of effect and if that's like what the first dose did to her god damn because the second dose is like notoriously well you know what doesn't make sense to me ever is they give the same amount of the fucking thing depending on your size you go okay you're 350 pounds she's 95 pounds yes you go why would she not be getting a fourth

of the vaccine well again because that's assuming that that makes sense in the world of vaccines and it might not like so like you know you could talk to someone who knows what they're talking about and you go yeah it doesn't work that i don't think so i think that they just like it's not like alcohol where you go wait if it's how do you know i don't know but i'm just saying you're assuming it's that way. And all I'm saying is like, it just might not be like that. Maybe that's not how vaccines work. You can tell it's fucking coursing through my veins.

And I'm just like. Yeah, yeah. This guy. That's what happens. You got the vaccine. You got the vaccine. I use a Microsoft Surface now. Well, that's what your arm was growing all the wool on it.

So that's why you couldn't lift it. It's a fucking thick sheet of wool well i saw that it's funny because all these things sort of that are seem like they're even conspiracy oriented in any sort of way um and the a lot of times it does eventually get to the mainstream like cnbc or whatever releases article that goes regular exercise can reduce the risk of covid they did a big study in and they're like, this is their big find. Thanks, guys. You guys have been busy for the past year.

Because they can't write this kind of shit, because people would call them fat shaming. And they were like, they literally wait for everything. People argue about all this stuff. And then they wait for the whole thing. And then a year later, they go, you know, if you just stayed and shaved, that'd be better. And everyone's like, adore!

Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Thank you, CNBC. Basically, Jocko fucking Willinks or whatever that guy's name is. Yeah, what he said like the first week of it. What he said week one. He's on Fox News and everyone's like, look at this Nazi. So I'm like, oh, I can't be fat.

And you're like, I mean, if you. You can, but. Yeah, you're more than welcome to. More than likely to die. But, okay. So the one thing I was, I don't know if I was saying this to you, but because I know so much. This is, okay, so I guess we're going back and forth on the vaccine thing

or whatever, but the one thing that I was thinking about a lot that was kind of making me laugh is because I think a lot of people, everyone even that likes to complain, they're such pussies and you look at it in their normal life whereas i think i'm fucking a little more i'll complain about shit but i still even with the mask like i'm still fucking getting in trouble everywhere going on that shit or whatever and again i don't need to be the fucking no mask guy whatever but my point is like i have so many people in my life they'll be like this fucking lockdown is bullshit. And I'm, I agree. And then I go,

okay, you want to meet up? And they go, uh, my, my chicks really kind of nervous about, you know, COVID or whatever.

So I can, I go, okay, there you go. I mean, you can't open up your fucking living room and you, you, you're wondering why they can't open up the country.

I go, no. And again, a bunch of people like you who are, yeah. But yeah, you go, that's why that's the problem.

Everyone's you. Yeah. If everyone fucking got their, you know what the girls say they go to when the sex strike or whatever? Yeah. I don't know what men's strike would be, the money strike or whatever, spending strike. Money spending strike, yeah. But if you, if every dude fucking, because I would say if you went, this is my experience anyway, most of the situations, the girl's way more safe and the guys like, whatever.

If every guy could get his girl on board with being fine, the whole thing would be over. Right? Because I go, look at these people. They go, I think we should open this motherfucker up. And I go, you literally can't open up your backyard for a fucking barbecue with your friends. No, there's a lot of guys. I go on Twitter and there's a lot of guys who are like, this lockdown should have been two,

especially in Ontario where they're like, this lockdown should have been two months of every single thing closed. Let's just get it over with. Enough of these half measures. And you're like, okay. It's just making you fucking squirrely. I mean, the one thing I can say is they could have never done it, but it's the hindsight.

Yeah, but those guys are girls. You know that Kurt Metzger theory where every comedian starts out as a girl and ends up a guy? Those people are women. Yeah. Or feminine. If we're talking to lesbians, who's the fucking masculine in the relationship? It's up to them to sort of calm the fears down. That's what they argue.

I would say that because they had the most in in lesbian relationships, they have the highest level of domestic violence. And it's because they're arguing over who gets the brush cut. And then once they do, that's the dominant. But you and you bring it's a worthwhile fight. You bring the other girl to the you have to bring the other girl to the barbershop with you and she watches you get the fucking brush cut or whatever. And then when you when she's being bad, you put water on it and then you go sort of sprays the water in their face. Anyways, I think there's a lot of people that and again, I don't there's a lot of those fucking commentators. They're like, we need to stand up or whatever.

those fucking commentators they're like we need to stand up or whatever and i don't really ever think the answer is you know go tell your boss to fuck off and you know go no don't go ruin your life if you have a normal job don't be on facebook fucking ruining your life for nothing for nothing for for two likes or whatever yeah but i mean on your own personal level i think that everyone doing their part on the own personal level the only thing you should be in charge of doing is get your girl under control. Get your girl. Get your bitch up. Get your bitch under control.

That's, that's, that's where I sit on this. I go, it's not, you know, it's not up to you to fucking yell at your politicians. It's not up to you, but it is. I mean, it is. It's not the worst thing to yell at your politicians, but they're not paying up to you to fucking yell at your politicians. It's not up to you. I mean, it's not the worst thing to yell at your politicians, but they're not paying attention to you. Yeah, I mean, we had fucking... Well, actually, let's talk about that in a second. But first, is Idra Albus black enough? How did you see that?

I saw something to that effect. Someone in England said that? Or no, he was on the show Luther, and they said he was not black enough? It's just I like bringing these up because it always, it kind of just goes with my theory that all of their theories are just like internally unworkable.

So Idris Elba on that show, I haven't, I think I watched a few episodes of Luther. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like it? I don't remember.

Yeah, but so Luther. Not enough to remember, so no. Right. Well. I like them on the wire. Basically, yeah, but the idea was he's not black enough. And the girls are like, he doesn't even eat jerk chicken.

Yeah, he's pretty black on the wire. He's like the blackest dude on earth on the wire. Well, even then, because he kind of, you know, he's trying to sort of get out of that whole life, right? But he's still in it, though. He was the best on the wire. But he's very, he's very, he's like the new modern and the wire he's the new modern uh hustler black guy you know he wants to get into stocks exactly yeah but uh i just i thought it was like amazing the idea of okay so we're gonna diversity we can put the black guy on and then the idea that he's not black enough like

just going to other to people and basically by using stereotypes to be like is boeing yang asian enough he didn't use chopsticks once like if you look at his entire instagram he has zero uh raiden hats none of the the rice hats his dad's not nearly racist enough to be an asian guy he doesn't he's no typical thing he's barely plays piano or whatever the fuck so it's just so funny is this brown chick brown enough so what was the reason why they were saying

he wasn't black enough because he has white friends was one of the big things and then and it's written by a black person and he doesn't eat Caribbean food so but there's no way

a white person's writing that article that would be insane unless it's like I was gonna say unless it's on like the daily stormer being like it's like you know that has to be I was like for sure that has it's a black chick right in the eye. I was going to say, unless it's on like the Daily Stormer

being like, it's like, you know, that has to be, I was like, for sure, that has to be a black chick. Like non-binary black chick

being like, he's not black enough. Yeah, they basically have, and then they just bust out all the stereotypes being like, literally you're like, if this is a white person

who wrote this, you'd be like so angry and offended. Yeah, imagine. Yeah, imagine that then it's like a woke black chick and you're like yeah maybe he isn't black enough maybe he isn't black enough know what happened

dmx died and she was like now that's a black man he didn't say a single homophobic slur did you do you know did you ever see the dmx stuff because it came out a little bit here and there uh when he came out but he never really got killed on it that hard when he was alive. But what the song was, it was like, I got no love for homo thugs. He has a whole song. It's kind of like the Boojoo Banton thing where he has like, you know, boom, boom, body boy, and it's all about killing gay guys. He goes, how can you hang with a man who has sex with a man?

It's like not even really like coded. It's just very like. Oh, it's very. Yeah, yeah. And he's barking a lot. I don't know if he barks in that one, but DMX was the one celebrity that. And by the way, he probably did reincarnate back into dog form, which is. He's currently a doggo.

Yeah, he's currently. All DMX is going to happen. A puppy was born in the past week. That's DMX. currently a doggo yeah he's currently all dmx a puppy was born in the past week that's the on the race thing i saw uh speaking of fucking uh boeing yang just in the terms of the fucking sketch the the titanic thing oh my god dude everybody was like everybody's like this is the greatest and it's all like women and they're like this is the greatest sketch ever and then i watched it i was like what yeah it watched it. I was like, what?

Yeah, it's it's. I was like, what the fuck? You know what I thought was funny? Because, you know, I follow that stuff a little bit or whatever. But the funny part to me was still people are so wired to complain that even on that sketch, there were plenty of comments. Because I like to get in the comment section. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. Like insensitivity about the fucking danny's favorite is looking at female comedians on fucking comedy central not just female comedians no that one show though what was it chad or

whatever that i keep saying oh holy crap this is a chick from saturday night live too nesty this is incredible holy fuck that's so if people don't know it's on TBS it's a show about like a 12 year old boy played by a 40 year old woman and like the comments honestly like the comments are better than the show could ever be

like the thing is like I get this weird joy from the comments because I'm like I can read like you know two days with the comments and in five minutes whereas like watching one episode is 30 minutes and I'm laughing the whole time I'm like bang for your buck I don't know if there's anything better than reading the comments of people shitting on crappy stuff yeah crappy stuff has nice comments oh man but like crappy stuff that like,

they really like hold their nose up being like, this is important. Like they're really like, think this is like an important show. And like, it's really like, and you're just like, Holy fuck,

this looks bad. So yeah, the 40 year old and it starts her being, first of all, called Chad. It's like such a fucking Chad, such a child, just a,

just a four year old woman. Just the idea of like all these people are like, wait, so is she transgender? Like, no, she's not. She's just literally like you have to suspend your,

it's literally Chris Lilly, but for real. And it's for progress. It's fucking Jermaine for real. Dude, it's, it's absolutely bonkers. You have a,

so she's 40 and then she's talking about sex. Yeah. So she's like, you know, we're having sex or whatever. So then she's talking about sex yeah so she's like you know having sex or whatever so obviously she's talking about having sex with 14 year olds yeah like imagine me i play i'm playing a 13 year old girl and i'm talking to like other 13 year old boy or girls being like can't wait to suck that dude's cock but on tbs and and every and it's to be brave you're right you go when you talk about this was the final form of oh yeah this is hollywood has lost their tree where people went in there pitched that and they were like how does this work do we have to make this well it is because they were like

are we allowed to say no to this basically what it was is they were like we want to make something with this person and then she was like here are my best five other ideas yeah here are my best five ideas and they go oh best five huh okay idea one i play a transgendered baby in a muslim and she goes you know that my muslim face how's that funny you go i'm not funny okay picture this total chad it's me it's me in prosthetics i'm 12 and she looks weird too because it's a fucking a 40 year old playing a boy yeah she plays a nerdy boy uh it is fucking bonkers but on the fucking but the comments money go look comments are money go look at the comments and the thing is because i like looked at it then they keep advertising it to me so oh yeah so it's like it's the gift that keeps on giving because one they're losing a nickel every time i get to go fucking go through the car right

get reminded to go through the comments again and then i get even more joy than the last time and tbs just lost five cents it's like they're literally promoting to you to go fucking make fun of it yeah that's great they're like you're in the half of their algorithm is just paying people to go make fun of you. Yeah, like to just get a good chuckle out of the comments. That's the thing where, you know, I talk to the, whatever, the industry people and they go, oh, go pitch to this network and you see those shows and you go, you know, I'm probably good.

Yeah, you're like, no. I feel like we're on the internet. We just got a new studio. I don't need to deal with none of this stuff. But the Boeing Yang thing, I still saw, listen, I didn't i i didn't think it was great or whatever but i did think that boeing yang i go pretty good comedic actor yeah yeah for sure i'm not even shitting on him okay i thought i watched i was just like the sketch i was like yeah it was it was it's about the titanic and i go but i i did play the iceberg i did think his fucking uh timing and stuff. I thought I was, I thought he was pretty good.

Yeah. But my point was that there was still people in the comments being like, do you know how many people died on the Titanic? This is in poor taste, but I'm not there. This wasn't one. I agree. But I think those people are the, literally the people who are so mad about,

they're like all anti like woke people who are so mad that every time they try to enjoy something you know i don't take the other side of that i normally they're like i'm normally with you but i didn't think so on this i disagree on that i think pronouns and bio complaining and their their brains are so fried that they've went full internet karen and this is you know see i didn't see the pronouns, but I didn't look that far. The internet is their coffee shop now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they go to watch a sketch on Twitter,

it's their meal that just came and it's too cold. They have to find something wrong or else they... This is... Normally I'm with you. Only because he's gay, I'm like, I can't see pronouns.

They don't attack their own like that. I wish I could agree with you, but I was looking through the comments and I go, no, this is people that are trained. And I remember people being like, yeah. And I agree. Some of them are for sure legit. 100%. That's what I'm saying. And you go, the one thing that you take from that is you go, there's no reason to listen to any of this stuff.

And that's that thing where I go back and forth on. Because when you talk to someone, Bill Burr, you know, he kind of always says this. And he's like, you know, if you just ignore these people, they go away. And he's sort of right, but he's sort of wrong. Because it's like, well, he's never really got like fired from anything big. And we know tons of people who have. We know tons of people who lost their jobs and all that stuff. So we know tons of people have been kicked off the internet for good.

So you go, well, no, there are real consequences to an internet mob kind of getting after you. But I saw recently a thing, and this is how I cook these people. I saw an article that said white supremacist rally and no one showed up, right? So remember when Trump used to do the rallies? And then if it's big, they go, look at all the Nazis. And if it's small, they go, no one even likes them. Nobody even likes them. They go, look at this.

Oh, we're good to go we're good yeah but if if no one shows up they dunk on them like look at fucking this bitch couldn't get anyone to show up at his thing right yeah but they saw that they were dunking on the white supremacist rally that was because there was a rally that nobody showed up to yeah yeah so basically it's weird that they wouldn't be like, great, there's no white supremacists. Exactly. Like, how is your logical conclusion like, oh, we might have overblown this thing. And that's what I thought. I go, well, you know, good, right? I guess I think we can all agree that a Klan rally happening and not high attendance, that sounds like probably progress.

And they go, yeah, yeah well this just proved the deplatforming works like the amount yeah well they always well yeah of course they they go they have to give themselves a pat on the back somehow they can't because when all the like the charlie they go oh they go we did this and they go oh white supremacy is america has this crazy like clan and they were like and then people were like with the facts would be like yeah there's like there's not really that many people in the actual clan in america and like it's like you know these rallies usually like they've been going on for as long as i can remember in my life that they've had these rallies and there's 30 people and they're like these fucking you know like back

country hicks and they're like you know and then they're like no there's millions and you're like there's not millions of them and all this does is just prove what those people were saying then it's just like it's not like the thing is they all this does is just prove what those people were saying then. It's just like, it's not like the thing is, they're basing it on the fact that there were a million. And then it's back down to three. It's greater than the supply of Nazis. But they're saying like, oh, there were a million of them three years ago when Trump was. Ten days ago.

Ten days ago there was a million. And then like in December, now they're just all gone. Look at that. Or do you think that the Klan is even sort of watching the internet and they sort of thought it was going to be a little bigger. That's why they rented a bigger space so it looked empty. Because they're reading all these articles. White supremacy is at an all time high. They were like, man we were fucking in the red on this

big time. They had all their merch set up. Just grilled cheeses for 20,000 people. They thought it was going to be the Capitol riots all over again. We really should not have rented out Madison Square Garden for this. That was expensive. was expensive we gotta stop reading buzzfeed for our target expensive gaffe right there i used to always talk about that idea that you know because they go everyone's so racist or whatever and then they get they ever the internet's like this guy's the most racist guy

and then the clan recruits him and then he shows up what do you think you go i don't know i just thought covid was a bit much and then the guy that brought him there, he's like, what the fuck are you doing? He goes, I swear he was being racist the whole way here. I'm telling you, this guy's racist.

Yeah. What the fuck you bringing me this guy for? There's 80 articles about how he's racist. There's the most racist guy that exists. I know. So there's almost nothing that's interesting. I wouldn't have guessed that the deplatforming works angle though. Like if you told me, how do you think people responded to it? I wouldn't have guessed that the deplatforming works angle though that if you told me how do you think people responded to it i wouldn't have been like deplatforming yeah all of us yelling because it's like again most of the real clan people you see at

these rallies historically aren't really like they're not on a platform they're not twitter they're on like a fucking like yeah i mean they're on like a weird maybe they're on fucking float like 89 chan yeah oh yeah which by the way i've watched did you see that no with the q and joe the shark told us yeah yeah i know i haven't watched it no yeah but there's almost the interesting part is you watch it because i guess it's there's a lot of crossover with our comedy world i like knew everyone a lot of people yeah it was kind of what you go oh it's that oh that guy fucking a that guy. Fuck. They got Jared Hulk guy, that fucking counselor. Oh,

everyone you saw. And it was very, a lot of smarmy counselors. Was Ethan in there? No, but they talked about game. They bring everything. Oh,

they made gamer. That's what Joe was saying. The full fucking, yeah. It's like the center of the whole operation. So basically their hypothesis is the guy that started a jam or bought a Chan from there's this small disabled guy. And he started it.

And then this other guy in fucking Malaysia or some shit bought 8chan off this guy. He's got this weird compound. His son was the moderator. And they think that guy's Q. And they make a pretty fucking good case for it. And there's all these things. So basically Q was writing all these posts. And then there's a discrepancy

where everyone says his posts started to look all different. I mean, if someone's some big, you know, knows way more about this than me, they might've watched this doc and been like, oh, these are,

but the guy who was making the doc was fairly impartial. He was equally nice to every person he was talking about. He never really tried to, he was an actual journalist. He was an actual journalist. He was never,

he wasn't trying to make a side. He changed his opinion three times during the doc, which took him three years. He even said, he goes, you know, um, I don't know if these places should exist,

but I don't know if suppressing them is good. I, that's how we, that was his position to start. He was a fucking journalist. It felt like a real Nazi sympathizers, a Nazi sympathizer. So then basically,

uh, then this guy took over and then he started doing his own version of that on twitter got like 600 000 followers became a huge guy leading up to the capital thing and and the big speculation is that he's essentially q i guess that interesting but they never were able to catch him on it right so but the son of the hn guy yeah i'm gonna have to watch where do you watch that hbo max yeah i watched it on amazon but i i thought it was really good and but the interesting kind of stuff about it was you know because it does always there's always that debate of whatever like are you free speech or no free speech like it's this absolute thing right and

it is kind of interesting you know you see these things and the shooters all posted their manifestos there and you go oh maybe they posted it well i don't i don't know but the the interesting thing i think that that debate is probably oversimplified and which is why one of the reasons i like comedy because you know the idea of the speech is like there should be no boundaries and you know there's a big political conversation to happen and it is a little bit of like dorm room convo you know what i mean it's a little fucking you know brings me back to being kind of 19 and all those conversations but as a comedian it's very relevant it's very relevant right now but the with stand-up and

comedy and the world we're into it's almost the wrong conversation a little bit because if you think about it stand-ups never about having no boundaries the truth is if you do this gig there's boundaries there if you do this gig there's boundaries there i mean everyone you know the truth is you go everyone probably i mean if you bomb you just went over the boundaries yeah and it's all about finding what that what those just they're not defined like so it's like you have to actually feel them out and it's like well they can sometimes be defined if you're doing a corporate they go those boundaries are defined for you so i think that really the issue is more just how fucking lopsided and corrupt it is because if they you

know the problem is you know i think that and some people have this problem but they go you know they enforce it here but they don't enforce it here. And you know, even the cute thing, they go, okay, no conspiracy theories or whatever. And then they just deleted, uh, literally thousands and thousands of their channels. But you know, the entire news media had the same thing with Russia and they were never proven or whatever. Right.

Dude, this thing actually huge thing came out today with the daily beast or whatever. Did you see that? No. What happened? Uh, so you remember the, the bounties?

No. Remember there was that whole thing where like literally fucking they were killing trump on it how trump had like russia was because they were like trump was friendly with russia and then russia was putting out bounties on u.s soldiers heads like russia was to basically like kill i think it was like to the taliban or something to kill u.s soldiers and like it was being used non-stop against trump i'm pretty sure it came up in the debate with biden about these bounties and then like the Daily Beast came out today and they're like yeah that was total bullshit yeah whoops I guess it was a total lie they just straight up go yeah Daily Beast was the one was the one of the main guys from this

QDoc yeah and Daily Beast was one of the main ones that was spreading this whole like russia bounties thing which got like a dude if you were on twitter during that time like people are trumping everybody's like how could this guy's a traitor he's like russia's putting out bounties on u.s soldiers heads and he's just like fine with them and he's not has no issues with them and then you're like yeah it was completely yeah so i think and biden came out today and said it was like yeah we have no evidence of it that's yeah so but it's like the damage but the purpose the damage is done i mean we said it's called the dirty double when they release the article and then you release the thing after you've done the damage the the dirty double yeah nobody cares

it's like you release the retraction so what it's like trump's already out of office like as far as they're concerned you're like yeah it was worth it was worth it. Yeah. So the rules are, the rig is, if you go, Hey, if you go, Hey, here's the thing that we live in a country where the government, uh,

here's the organization that's going to tell you what to think about COVID. And you're not allowed to question it on these platforms, but it's not, it doesn't work like that. It's like here, they don't get, there is no things, there's no transparency.

It really is just speed. The speech is just used as a tool to conveniently get rid of everyone at any time. Yeah. So that's, that's really the issue. It's like, you know, when you go back to the, you know, bad incentive structure too, though, like for the daily beast, it's like, who's like, what penalty are they receiving? Other than people on the right are like, yeah, so you guys are are wrong but we don't listen to your shit anyways because you guys are fucking we never like you people maybe like in the middle are like i have doubts about the daily beast but

all the people on their base was like good job daily queef yeah but they're like all the people who are on their side are like you know what still glad you did that yeah exactly right so it's like there's no there's a really perverse incentive which is fine but it's like now they have there's no fines like well i mean if you said on like if you went on like the news and said something crazy like as far as i used to understand like the ftc would fine you like if you say fuck on fox news like the ftc fines you yeah like there's like a monetary system that yeah which i don't necessarily agree with that either so i don't know what the exact fucking solution is i don't know i don't know either you know it's

definitely a complicated thing and people want to get the government involved and i've talked about this before but i don't really agree with that but when it goes back to stand up it's like that's the that's the fun part of a stand-up it really is or comedy it's not about you know being able to say whatever you want it really is if you like i said if you go to a fucking corporate and they're like you're not allowed to swear like just maybe i'll say it like that that fucking kind of gives me a fucking you get off and it's also everybody knows the rules it's like you're right on the edge yeah and that's and then and then the next part of that is i think people get into this thing where they go um well then isn't it about truth because i think that comedy you know obviously

you want to be fucking saying truths and you know uh saying shit that people are you know kind of almost got there but you kind of say it better and stuff like that but the also on top of that everything has kind of two truths and maybe this is getting esoteric, but okay. I know that Ari and Nate Bargatze and those guys always like to talk about the peanut butter thing in terms of stand-up. There was a while where the peanut allergy first started, right? Everyone started having peanut allergies. The kind of edgy take was to say that these kids should die. You know, Louis was saying that like maybe these kids were meant to live you know what i mean yeah and then it's almost like that became so acceptable that it's almost like the contrarian take is like these kids should die so you shouldn't eat it's almost back to

whatever so and the truth and the real truth is and that's kind of the thing that i know that a lot of people kind of bring up the analogy but the part that I'm saying is why there's still truth. Everyone's thought both. Like, everyone's thought both. And on most things. People are like, I don't want to be infringed on. And other people are like, it's literally the COVID thing. It's like, some people are like, I don't want you to tell me what to do.

And then other people are like, well, you need to do this for the benefit of everybody else. Yeah. And everyone said, you know, well, I don't want the kid to die. And everyone said, fuck these kids. I mean, that's that's literally covid people are like some people are like fuck your grandma and other people are like i'll take this vaccine so your grandmother doesn't die and i think that even within that though you everyone's kind of been through both versions themselves yeah you know what i mean like i've been through both of those kind of things on on lots of everyone so you go what's the truth well it depends i mean everyone's been like my fucking stupid bitch girlfriend and everyone's like yeah you know

sprinkle some peanut but sprinkle some peanuts in her birth control that's why it's same thing with people go i think a lot of times when people are so wrapped up in their fight or whatever you know though they can't watch things and you'll make fun of both sides and they go oh this is both side ism like you know when the two shirt videos a lot of people go this both side isn't bullshit and they got fucking killed on this on the fuckingomics for years they said you're a danny fence yeah you always fit and i'm like no i can see both sides of an argument and you guys are like you sitting on the fence i was like i'm not taking necessarily a position i just understand okay so you actually are a both sider but i'm saying i'm saying that the truth is i mean

i take sides i'm just saying i understand the other side no but you okay you're talking about uh something there's two there's two a bit different things both side ism that i would agree is if you go in and you say this is why both sides are right, you know, if you, if you made the video where you go, you know, the right, we just want to do this and we just want to lower taxes and we just want this, which actually makes sense. But the left,

we just want to do this and we're actually this. So that's like you, I see both sides. Yeah. I'm saying in comedy, if you're going, every group has things to be made fun of. If you go,

you know, when I was making fun of bass players, if you go hang out with bowlers, you could probably come back and you go, why know, when I was making fun of bass players, if you go hang out with bowlers, you could probably come back and you go, why is every bowler fucking like, like,

yo, you ever noticed that like every bowler doesn't stop talking about his fucking glory day? Whatever it was, right? Why is every bass player

kind of this? Why is every, so if you're looking at Republicans to make fun of them, you go, you ever noticed that they all kind of

fucking do this or like they all, so I think Or like how black people always, no, okay. You go, you go, oh. Oh, he all so i think like how black people always no okay you're gonna get news black people steal no you're gonna get black people with anything but it's just funny

they're all great but so i do think there is a difference between making fun of both and saying that both are right yeah so. So you know what I mean? I was never saying both are right. I always have a position. I'm just saying I understand the other side of what someone thinks. I understand why they think they're right. I still be like, this is what I think, but I understand why they think they're right.

Well, I think that goes back to like even writing characters and all that stuff. It's like you can't write characters you don't understand. And so many people do that. They go, you know, they go. which is why only write cis white men what we're allowed to write ryan is why danny only writes like chris farley parodies but you ever see um like guys that are bad with chicks or whatever right the a lot of times it's like because they don't understand they'll be like oh she just wants this oh she just doesn't want to be with me because of this you go that's not the reason oh you don't get them at all it's like you see two seconds you go dude she has a boyfriend she's

into someone else she just didn't say you could so many things where it's like it's just about you don't have to fucking agree with someone to understand why they think the way they do yeah get in their head like fucking hannibal like rain hannibal you go put down that car rental that truck rental application you don't need it son they also so any okay so my one biggest point i was and i had an article that kind of went with this but i don't even know if we'll get to it but they so when they talk about the fucking gamergate thing right they talk they all these guys kind of go on and this is the article that i whatever i'll mention it but they said this, there's this thing on Twitter called now stop and it's April 19th and they're doing a boycott of Twitter for women. Right. And we have a joke about that in the script. Yeah, we did they're gonna they're like they're like we're

gonna have a day without men and you're like so you're just gonna have a day off while we work dude every time i see like that the meme world just loves it girls it's oh it's uh april 19th is national peace and quiet exactly like it's like the uh but they're doing it to show twitter they think the traffic yeah we're gonna be missing them like one like they're gonna be able to take more than 24 hours for fucking chirping right of them chirping but in the thing so uh they go twitter they go a woman is abused on twitter every 30 seconds i would have thought way higher than that. I thought like every thousand every second. It kind of needs the music. You know what I mean?

Yeah, like the Sarah McLachlan. The Sarah McLachlan. It goes, a woman on Twitter is abused every 30 seconds. This is a stabbing. This is a chilling statistic. Online abuse of women is now so prevalent that we have come to see it as conventional. I can't believe it's called but it's not normal and we must stand against it it's the united nations defines violence against women as

any act of gender-based violence that results in or likely to result in physical sexual or mental harm so if it's mental but so but does this include like girls cyber bullying other girls well you know it must more important no way they've parsed that they have not and this is what goes back to the gamer gate and all of that stuff and listen there's a fucking dirty dog internet community that they're fucking you know it's like when you're watching the q thing you're like yeah it's a bunch of autistic people that you don't want listen i've had fuck you we both had it a hundred fucking people yelling at you a day yes and we're not getting a i i i've had eight chan yelling at me over that cutie shirt for yeah three straight days it's like i've had it i know yeah and you fucked a kid i mean that's they had a point but they're So you have these people that, like this person, for example, and Jared Holt in the video,

these fucking professional cancelers or whatever, they run internet mobs at people. I've watched it. They quote tweet people nonstop and they go, get him. Yeah, get him. Get him. Or her. And this is the thing. They go, abuse against women causes online harm.

And they go, the nature of Twitter is default allows for easy cyber bullying through tactics like piling on. And the irony is oftentimes women are standing up for equality and this is when they get it. And, and you go, when you say standing up for equality,

do you mean doxing someone for something they did? I mean, you go, you enter. Listen, Twitter is a fucking degenerate place. And if you want being a commentator that argues on Twitter is a fucking not a fun life. No, you just have people yell at you all fucking day long. And you go, but these people get in that game. They go, fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. Look at this piece of shit. He said this. And. They go, fuck this guy. Fuck this guy.

Look at this piece of shit. He said this. And then someone goes, you know what? Fuck this girl. And they go, ah! It's the little brother. 100%. They're like, they want to get in on it.

And then they're like, okay, well, this is what being in this arena is like. They come in. But if it would be worse. Like the negativity that Mark Dice guy receives. Like, again, he puts a ton of it out like yeah i would say a lot of it is deserved but like i sometimes go i'll see like one of his tweets come up and i'll go through the comments and holy shit like to be able to like take that like he must be such a sociopath to like that not affect him i i know what you mean yeah that's

fucking like to just he the fact is like, there's all this energy in the world going, directing at you to be like, you are a piece of shit. Fuck you. Die. I think some of those people don't. Well,

maybe they do. They do read it. Of course. Cause he's, he's engaging with it. He engages back. Cause he's like, he thinks it's funny,

which is fine. But you gotta be a little bit, but you gotta be like, to have it not affect you at all like to go to bed you'd be like what's tomorrow gonna bring like no 100 you go you go but again i like sleep and just completely clear after as you speaking sport it's like you you think of it like that you have to it's just like it's sport like but they so if they wanted to enter the sport and debate but it's like these people go one further like these people in the dock that were kind of even crying about oh these people harass me and again i'm not i don't

fucking you know i'm not part of any of the like i wasn't even uh like i thought a lot of these things were funny but i don't know if i know the intricacies of them well enough to really even make an adequate synopsis but a lot of these movements the girl come even gamergate that started because they go we're gonna take all your games and change them it's like the the the mob that came back at them was a response to them saying we're gonna fuck with you yeah and they were just like tired of being fucked with exactly i mean again it just depends who you ask it's like it depends who you ask is the like you ask one person on one side they give you their you know answer and the other person gives you their answer and you're like but they they completely missed this in this doc the

guy didn't the guy but just when they interview people he didn't comment i honestly thought he was a sarkeesian chick in there uh yeah yeah yeah and she was kind of like you know i get the hate threats and death threats and like, but it's also like a fucking ton of that. You've had a ton of that shit. It also made her famous. Right. But she, but they're kind of like, well, it shouldn't happen to girls, I guess is what happens.

And you go, I mean, you're making a good case for girl Twitter and guy Twitter. So basically there should be girl Twitter and guy Twitter. Yeah. Basically. And then girl Twitter will probably be more of that. It'll be the cattiest. No, we all know. It's like, so in Toronto, I'm sure it's similar here, but there was a Facebook group, a standup

comedian Facebook group called Toronto standup community. And then they, the girl started their own community and it literally imploded. It's super Nova. Like they had it for six months and then they had to shut it down and we all had 40 moles yeah we had well not 40 but we had moles but it's like it literally had to get like they got there was so much infighting way more than the original group that they had to shut it down way more but they had to straight up just like go scorched earth and they became so puritanical that they would be they would get mad at someone for doing a show with the wrong promoter that they deemed unacceptable.

Or someone who was like, you know, had, was, you know, like sexually, what they deemed to be like maybe sexually harass someone, even though it could be as much as like asking someone on a date. Yeah. Like that person's a sexual harasser if you do their show. Or worse, if you have a show and you put them on your show you're blacklisted yeah everything so basically all the girls and it was so funny

because the corner the place that we did a lot yeah they no twitter date themselves out of our club yeah exactly they all and then they were like

we don't want to do it and then some of them started showing back up being like they're like can we do your comedy club and then they had the fucking these people had the audacity to then write articles being like there's no girls at this comedy club like you unionized against it you guys are on a boy you're

boycotting the club it's like yeah there's as a gender or boycotting a club yeah there's not a lot of girls you don't say. Fuck, I forgot about all this. That's funny. Dude, it's so funny because girls cross each other so fast. I know. Dude, if we had a group with like 10 guys from the corner, no one would be screenshotting that and sending it to chicks.

Hell no. Sending it to chicks? I would be hanging out with a chick on like a drive to a show. It would take her 15 minutes to be like, I want to see what's going on in the girl going on. Let's see what's going on. Sticks are vipers. Oh shit. That's great.

That's the good shit. That's the good shit right there. Okay. So another hilarious thing is that they fucking, the guy who's the main guy, he's, so he's half Asian, right?

And he, they live in the middle of somewhere in Asia. I think it's Malaysia, but I could be wrong on that. And then he's been running 8chan, which they had to change to 8kun, K-U-N, because the main guy. So basically the main guy that started it in the wheelchair was starting a whole campaign against him. And then they said, okay, if we change the name will you stop your campaign and he said yes they met up shook hands ate coon what would what redirects what if you go to i don't know if you can go to it anymore i i mean after i might have been taken

down after all this stuff well i don't know maybe after because they had to all you know talk in court or whatever and this guy's like a wild man so he's supposed to go to court to do what zuckerberg did and he went and like wore a cupid and told them to fuck themselves and really you know he's a malaysian guy yeah he's like a yeah he's like a roger stone type if they brought him in from malaysia to america to testify well he's american oh gotcha gotcha and you know whatever so but this his son who runs it, he's, he's, he's a real funny prototype because he's half Asian. He does karate.

It's almost like Napoleon dynamite style. So he brings the, dude, he brings the cameraman and he's got this stick that he's, that he punches. And he was like, I've been doing karate my entire life. And he makes the camera guy watch him like punch a stick. And is he autistic?

Well, they all are. But like, is he like kind of more out there like not like uh no he's probably less out there okay interesting i mean then the most autistic people i'd say this guy's uh this guy's more down more on the human he seems smart put it that way but i guess they could all be smart but yeah but he's just he's just such a caricature of a fucking nerdy internet guy. He brings the stick and he makes the camera guy watch him stick. And then he goes, he says he does yoga. And they get a shot of him standing on the top of the mountain with his legs crossed. And he's doing his yoga stuff.

And he goes, you have to do this so you can get back in those chat rooms and fucking deal with the shit. Oh, that's what it's about for him? Dude, he does a Rocky montage so he could get in there and then be like, you're an N-word, you're a fucking N-word. Is he moderating it? Yeah, he moderates it, but he fucking dips his toe in from time to time. And then allegedly he's dipping his toe in a lot

running the whole Q thing. And he's Q. But Q was keeping the whole thing alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Q was on 4chan and they weren't treating him right, so we went to 8chan and his followers all went with him and then all these other people made these whole businesses off of q like there's all these you know i'm aware of the cottage industries a lot of chicks a lot of like boomery moms that you know have a lot of people came after me with the cutie stuff where

all cute people they were all cute i was in all these q anon groups because the thing with q anon is it's an anti-pedophilia thing right yeah a big cornerstone of it so then i was in all these QAnon groups because the thing with QAnon is it's an anti-pedophilia thing, right? That's a big cornerstone of it. So then I was in all these QAnon groups as like a pedophile for this novelty t-shirt. Literally like, we got another one. My favorite is because Danny's Jewish. They go, he's rubbing it in our face because Danny posted a pizza with the pizza. They were having a field day.

But they're a lot older. It's not as much of these younger kind of internet savvy people that are sort of crossover with our world. It's way more of – 30s. No, dude. Well, not – I mean, whatever. Not in this talk. In this talk, we're talking 55.

That was the gist of what they showed. I mean, the main thing I will say is like a lot of them are on facebook which is like that is just an older demographic facebook's a big hub for these people but so the guy loves diogenes and i think that that's what i wanted to say because we always make fun of you're in the barrel so diogenes is a diogenes is that he's this philosopher and he's basically they they make it you know if you're into Diogenes? Is that it? He's this philosopher and he's basically, they make it, you know, if you're into Diogenes,

it's kind of like this guy was so fucking sick. He showed up and he just went to the market and he took a shit in the middle of the market and people go, why do you do that?

And he goes, the dogs do it, then why can't I? And they go, the guy was so dope, dude. Like they, they love him, right? They say the quotes,

but he used to, he wouldn't wear clothes. He would wear a barrel. And then me and Danny were saying that is the original shirt that you get in a beer case. This guy's unbearable. Can you imagine of a friend? You're back in the Roman times. You're just partying or whatever.

You go to a party and he's like, after the, after the fucking wine's done, he's like, do you guys mind? He goes, oh, he wears the barrel around, gets on the roof, starts reading scripts and stuff like that. He's the Denver Broncos super fan. The dude who wears the barrel. Right. He's like the friend in your group. Wacky party guy. He's the wacky party guy, but that's annoying.

Yeah. Like, you know, that guy would probably not get invited anywhere. So who, how did he come up? He loves them. Who does? Oh, the guy who probably not get invited anywhere. So who, how did he come up? He loves them. Who does? Oh, the. The guy who does the karate. The HN dude.

The guy who does karate thinks Diogenes fucking rules. Who's basically Q. Yeah, and he's quoting him because he's the one of those things, Socrates goes, I'll give you anything you want in the world. And he goes, just you name it. And he goes, I want you to get out of my light. That's all he needed. He didn't need anything.

With this guy, the only thing he needs is his message board. Right. And some electricity. So, Diogenes would be the most, I cannot think of anyone that'd be more annoying that would show up to your fucking,

like, you know, they would have philosopher conventions. So imagine we had like a comedy convention. I guess it's Bert Kreisner. Yeah, basically. But he doesn't seem, he seems cool. But they show up,

yeah, wearing a fucking barrel, talking to your wife and he's shitting on the floor. JJ. Well, our buddy too, he goes, he's sick.

And you go, this is, this is who you would like. The fucking lamest philosopher in the history of the world. Not all of his things were just like, why can't I do this?

And you go, okay. Well, if you think about it, we're all just grass. So why can't I have a bunch of grass taped to my body? Aren't we all just the ground? And you go, oh, yeah, dude. Anyways, great talking to you. Good seeing you.

You know, it's been good catching up since college. Glad you're still, you're still, still, huh? Still this guy, huh? So anyways, that was fucking, these guys were a fucking handful. But you know what? I was in the chat groups with those, the fucking, with those Toronto Comedy Boys. Because you know how it's always this, what I was saying with the racism stuff or whatever, the white supremacy rally.

Yeah. You know where there's real racism is the allegedly big time, the prostitution community. So one of my buddies is a pretty big John. Yeah, I know. I won't say his name publicly. He's a John. This comic in Toronto used to always prank call Alex Wood. He used to always prank call

escorts because they had like, because there's a big thing with escorts where they say no black men. Right. That's what he was saying. Yeah. And he said he shows up. And he used to prank call them all the time. Well, he says he tells people that he's Cuban. He said he tells girls he's Cuban and then the girl shows up. He goes, you're not what you look like in your picture. He goes, you're bigger than your picture.

So whatever. That's what he says. Yeah. Yeah. That's a known thing thing right in the uh prostituting community i thought that was crazy yeah well he says i mean he says i'm not a john like you you know a little bit more about it than me and then he says he's with these two prostitutes and they're telling him about stocks he's like he goes to us he goes did you guys put money in the stock market these hookers were telling me they're telling him about stocks. He's like, he goes to us, he goes, did you guys put money in the stock market? These hookers were telling me they're making a killing in the stock. Do you know what Dogecoin is that? No, is it killing it?

Dude, is that like, earlier today we had this meeting or whatever, it's like 19 cents. Yeah. It was less than one cent in December. Yeah, so it's a fucking... What I'm starting to think about it is not that I still won't buy it or anything,

but it's like, it's the one way you can kind of of people have figured out a way to make money off of like enjoying memes if that makes sense yeah you're betting on me and the more money you make on dogecoin you just keep posting the memes about dogecoin and then like there is this network effect of like it's this viral it's kind of with the barstool thing but it's tied to like this coin and so then people like like the memes and they like the memes they They buy the coin. The coin goes up and it's like. Well, tell me about your new thing that you were saying that I actually thought this was interesting. I was listening to this podcast with this guy, Chris Dixon, who works for Andreessen Horowitz, which is like their big like tech investment thing.

And it's called Rally.io and it's built on Ethereum. And it's a token that you can basically it's for creators specifically it's almost like to cut patreon out of out of the equation it's like to it's like to just it's another way to just get rid of middlemen well patreon's a little different because you're paying for a specific thing which by the way uh patreon.com slash the boys guys we're gonna be adding more episodes i think we're gonna continue this one on to the patreon in a little second too i think once we get the studio we're gonna going to be doing two a week, change the format a little bit. But this is, you know, things are popping off.

So you're going to want to be on that Patreon. So this rally thing. It's not replacing Patreon. Yeah, it's not replacing Patreon. No, no, no. I don't know, man. This guy is like, he is not. Patreon.com slash the boy cast.

Moving on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. But listen. So this is what he thinks about got you thinks about it is he goes so you issue your own token so in this case you'd issue the boys token okay people who want to support you instead of buying patreon giving you money to patreon they can still do but you get patreon you're buying you're buying extra episodes is what you're paying for but again

you still do the extra episodes you're getting the extra episodes if you only have the coin but you can only get them for the tokens so it's like okay so they buy the tokens it's basically disney money right but the difference with it is that so you can only use these tokens but you can cash them in at any time so but if most if more people invest in me my thing if everyone's like ryan's the guy but then my thing goes up is that well essentially yeah because there's a finite there's a yes so it it also gives you the why would you want a finite though If everyone's like Ryan's the guy, then my thing goes up? Is that the idea? Well, essentially, yeah. So you can make money on liking someone. Yes. So it also gives you the element. Why would you want a finite, though?

Because why would you want a finite amount of people? Well, you know, a finite amount of tokens. How many tokens are there? It would be a lot. Like, it would be... Actually, I don't know. There might be inflation in the tokens like there are in other tokens. That he didn't...

I only researched it for... I heard him on the podcast. I looked at it for like maybe 20 minutes. Portugal, the man, has a token. And their their tokens a lot higher than when it first issued. But it's also, so it's like, you know, you can be like, they do like a discord chat where like the whole band will be like, Hey, you can talk. If you have these tokens, you can talk to us in the discord and we'll do a discord. You can buy merch where it's like, you can only buy the merch with the tokens.

And then, but also the feature of the tokens is that you can like, say like, Hey, I see this Ryan long guy. You're like, I think he's going to be a big star. Not for me, but I think he's going to be a big star.

I want to invest in him. I'm just going to buy the token. I think I'd be good at picking. That's what I'm saying. And so it's like, so say you're like, I'm not into Portugal, the man,

you might be, but you could go online and see all the chatter about Portugal. The man would be like, I think there's going to be a huge band in five years. You would you would have called you called Jordan Peterson out of the gate if you call exactly you bought nine out of the gate exactly you buy six nine coin out of the gate it's like you can just bet on that person it's the only real way and this guy like he's I've had that I had you know many people when I first moved to New York go I wish I could like invest in you like and so this is yeah and so this is how you can is you can literally a lot of people said that exact thing.

And so you can literally tokenize yourself. And he says, he's like, this is going to be the greatest 20. This guy like called all, like he's like, they're crazy investors and all like crazy crypto things. He's like called NFTs like way before all this shit happened. He's like, this is the next big thing. And he's like, I think this is going to be the greatest artistic renaissance for the next 20 years.

You don't, you go to, you have to go make one. You just go to Rally. But no, no, no. How do you, do you have to have like a crypto wallet to buy it?

You probably have to have a MetaMask, which is really easy. It's like, and it's extension on a phone. So everyone's going to have one of these soon. Like you could get a,

yeah, it's easy. I love it. I have a MetaMask and you could like, you just go, all you would have to do is you go to rally.io and you just make boys a boys token okay like you could have one in 10 minutes okay yeah it's cool i haven't looked into them a ton i only found out about this like late last night but uh if okay it's interesting but it's and you know and then like because you

sell merch all you do is you go you can still buy all this merch you want you can just only buy it with a boys token you can only buy it if you're an investor in the thing yeah and it's like it's not costing you any more money it's still like no i just like the idea i like the idea that you can but like this guy is like bet on someone's like exactly exactly and this guy is like he's like he has been right about everything else and he's like this is going to be this is gonna change the game he's like this is the next big thing especially for artists because i mean all those things you can still have your like he's saying for music for sure but he's like, this is going to be, this is going to change the game. He's like, this is the next big thing, especially for artists. I mean, all those things you can still have here. Like he's saying for music, for sure. But he's saying like for music, he's like music, like revenues are like still at what

they were like pre internet basically. He's like, they haven't really like, he's like video games have like, you know, cause forever, like with the video games, it's like people were like the concept of giving a game away for free was crazy. And then they realized they're like, we're making way more money giving them away for free. And then just like adding all this stuff around it. Okay.

Right. But he's like, music hasn't caught up with that yet where they're like, they haven't kind of like, he's like, they're just, they really haven't. Their whole model is we'll,

we'll put your music in shit. Like record labels sign you. It's all like, we'll put you in a fucking, you know, uh, we're barely going to make money selling shit, but we're going to put it in the new.

Basically he's saying is he's like music and like art and stuff is like, is going to catch up with stuff like video games and like stuff. And he's like, and there's no real, and it makes sense. Like there isn't a real reason why, like musicians should be making less money than they did 25 years ago. No,

there's really no, I mean, I said that when I was there. It was obvious that getting out of that game made sense. I know so many people that were great, and they're still in the game. And it's like, there's no way to make fucking money doing this. Yeah, for sure. Very bad.

And then when you can't make money, it's like you spend all your time struggling for money, and you don't get to really focus on making good things. And the whole thing just becomes... money, it's like you spend all your time struggling for money and you don't get to really focus on making good things. And the whole thing just becomes, you know, that's why people who make anything good are fucking under 25 because they don't have to get a job now. Exactly. But anyways, he's this guy, Chris Dixon for Andrewson Horowitz. He's like, this is the next big thing. All right. Well, we'll get out here on that and we're going to we'll finish a little bit onto the Patreon after this. But the funny thing that I wanted to say was before we left was, I don't know if you saw this, but because I posted the photo of Andrew Yang.

Yeah. People flip out over politics. Dude, I got pretty down the middle, but everyone arguing and yelling at each other. In my message requests. If I just looked at it literally like yang, gang, yang, gang,

fuck you. That guy's a piece of shit. Like what? Why is he a piece of shit? Well, because, okay. Well,

one, they think the UBI is commie. And then the other thing is he started to pay lip service to like woke shit a little bit. Okay. So what I'll say out of the gate i was kind of like more so i was more saying like comedy's back look fucking injury and i always thought that with every politician you go there's a lot of people you go this guy would probably be

a cool guy if they didn't have to go be a politician and ruin your life because they got to do so much bullshit but the other thing okay so just say the woke stuff first you go agree i saw that a little bit too but you go you you think you're not getting a you're getting a fucking mayor or governor of new york that's not gonna fucking pay lip you you there's no scenario you get elected in uh new york city as a mayor without being by being like pay uh going off on blm's problem but you know yeah well you think you're gonna have a mayor of a politician yeah but no well it depends on what you are but i'm just saying but for a mayor of a city of new york yeah of course you might be able to be the mayor of somewhere else

but you're not gonna be the mayor of new york without at least super diverse city it's like without playing the line on that stuff so that's just yeah i mean it's such a unnuanced like for someone to be like how dare he not only like court my interests and like nothing you're like what do you expect it's like there's right well i'll tell you city yeah so the funny part about him let me tell you i was just gonna say why i did like him i thought on rogan he was good and stuff ubi i didn't love you know and i thought the two reasons were that i thought that a it was kind of a shtick b he would always go a thousand dollars the reason why that number is so good is because you can't change it it's like stays there and you go yeah they'll change it of course literally the

next person will change i go that didn't even make sense yeah and then i his like everyone's out of a job this time it's going to be different stuff i don't really agree with but when he comes to and that's why he reminds me of the tech guys where i'll tell you what he did say that i agreed with i thought he's very like nuanced on why he should be a mayor instead of i think i didn't like him as the thing but as a mayor you know that's why he's going around doing all like i'm cleaning up the trash and we're gonna fix this dog park you know what i mean he's doing all sorts of stuff like that. Although he did a couple of funny things. A chick was messaging me. She goes, who's running his campaign?

She goes, he posted a photo. It was National Dog Day. And then he posted a photo of his dog. And he goes, we had to give him away, but he was still the best dog. Really? Yeah. Why would you post that? We gave this dog.

They just go, we need some dog content today. He goes, you got anything of me petting a dog? You go, no. Just post a photo of just go we need some dog content today he goes you got anything in me petting a dog you go no okay just post a photo of me giving this dog away because he said his kid was allergic to it but she said that he was posted on the train he goes on the way to bronx or whatever he was on the wrong train he's like on the l train being like on my way to harlem could happen to anybody because he's i mean that he's trying to be like a New Yorker. That I can relate to. I mean, that I can really relate to.

Being like, pretty sure I'm going to Harlem. They're like, you're on the L train going way out into Brooklyn. I don't know about that. And then you check and you go, oh, I'm on the wrong train. Yeah, but he posted. But he posted about the hot dog vendors, right? So one of the big things he was saying, there's all these unlicensed hot dog vendors, right? So one of the big things he was saying, there's all these unlicensed hot dog vendors.

And what he said was, well, let's make it easier for them to get licensed. And I go, a normal liberal would be like, they need to stop enforcing not having people without licenses because it's racist. That would be like your woke position. Conservatives might say, well, well yeah it's hard to get racist or it's hard to get like a hardcore

conservative might be like well yeah maybe they it's harder to get them you should get like uh you shouldn't have broken the law like yeah again lying there's a process to get it right whereas he's saying that yeah like we shouldn't make it fucking retarded and expensive and hard for someone to sell fucking hot dogs. Yeah. He's like, yeah, you're right. Why is this so hard? I mean, Toronto had this exact same issue where people were like, because hot dogs are like, you can't get, they're pre-cooked.

So you can't even get sick from them. Yeah, so why is this such a big issue? Like they're not. You should be able to apply for a thing in a week. Here's your fucking thing. As long as you don't steal someone else's spot, you can go sell hot like it's not raw meat it's like literally pre-cooked right so you don't even need the health just have to like well the only health component is like yeah use some common sense keep it on ice don't like buy a hot dog you see what's the license gonna do you're

gonna investigate the guy to make sure he doesn't have any history well yeah exactly like the license doesn't do anything all it does is the licensing fee pays for the health inspector to pop by there once every fucking year to make sure that they're not doing something crazy. Just stealing money from these people. Yeah, for sure. But so anyways, I just thought there was a few things like that where when you go,

he thinks of it like a company where instead of being politicized about those issues, it's like, yeah, you're right. We should just make it easier for people. It shouldn't be a fucking 80,000. It's like with the taxi thing. It's so politicized but then there's i mean the rent controls in the city are like the one thing i'll be like do that fuck do you want to people who rent shit here yeah and

i go and the interesting thing it's like the craziest rental rules that are like any city i've ever like he wants to yeah right and he wants to do this sort of uh suarez thing where he goes we want to make this a bitcoin hub he says he goes we want to make this like tech friendly he's kind of all this you know i tried to sign up for a wallet the other day and it goes you can't because in new york you can't new york has all the line he goes yeah we're gonna fucking make it he wants to he goes yeah that's the state though that's not the city or whatever it is but i mean whether he can do it or not my point is he's like thinking about it like a company. I felt like. Yeah, as you should.

It's a business. Once he's starting to say everyone's going to, we're going to tax hire and give everyone a thousand dollars. But I don't think you have that power as a mayor. No, you don't. All you can do is the real shit. No. Fix a fucking bridge.

Yeah, fix a bridge. Get the subway sorted out. Fix some social programs. Like Cuomo's out there doing all this bullshit, but it's like, then they have these subway repairs that take forever. They don't even do a good, you know, it's like they don't fix real shit. No. So that's, that's, that was my take on him.

I thought he'd be probably a good man. I like gang. And the other, and interesting, I thought he would be dorkier. He had like cool guy energy. He's like a tech bro. He's a tech bro. He is. That's what he literally is.

I don't know what company he started, but that's like. He's a tech bro. He's got lots bro. He is. That's what he literally is. I don't know what company he started, but that's like, he's got lots of money. But his tech bro energy. Yeah. I thought he was going to be, like, cause he puts that energy out there, but he's like,

Hey man, how you doing? He was all, he was all trying to play it cool. And you know what? I should say full disclosure. I have the same agent as him, which is another reason I liked him.

Cause he has the same agent as like me, Jordan Peterson and fucking, uh, uh, like Ari Shaffir and all these people. And you go, what kind of bitch would, you know, it's guys the same agent as Jordan me jordan peterson and fucking uh uh like ari shafir and all these people and you go what kind of bitch would you know this guy's the same agent as jordan peterson like how much of a fucking dork could he be no yeah he's not a dork i've heard him he's just like you know he has his ideals he has some ideas of what he wants to do he has some big goals but it's like

i think being a tech guy like that is like they would they wouldn't want to make like tiny incremental change they would want to do like you know imagine you put elon musk in charge of shit in new york city he's like he's like yeah this would be a different city right jeff bezos like put it you turn this place into marge bezos and yeah like put jeff bezos in charge of running new york city for two years it was like it would be a different city yeah it would like have a different like everything would be different i agree yeah okay um okay that's I agree. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's going to wrap up this episode of the boys cast. Oh, fuck. I forgot to mention. Okay.

One thing I do have to mention. I'm such a fucking dumb idiot. All the retractions. No. This episode is brought to you by Forbidden Clothes and it's been Forbidden Clothes Week. I made myself a note and I didn't do it. Have they had their Instagram pulled down yet? No, they have not had their Instagram pulled down yet.

I'm such an idiot for not mentioning this. You know what I'll do? I'll mention it next week, too, because the guy rules, Mo. And I kind of screwed that up. I should have said it earlier. And I don't like to insert them after the fact. But one thing I will say that's hilarious about the video we shot is we did the Jewish video. shot is we did the uh the jewish video and uh everyone did you get any people mad about the anti-semitic thing did you get people oh i saw some comments i saw some comments but not really

but i wasn't worried about i don't read the comments a lot to be honest i wasn't worried i try i try not to on i know you know what i usually read the first hour the new instagram format the new you might do youtube but like the new instagram format has set it up so it's like i just haven't gone off of the old notifications where it's like i just don't look at the notifications anymore that's like the way they put it in that weird tab where it's like you don't you barely notice that they're there and like you have to make a point to go into them where before it's like it's like that tiny red dot and sometimes it i just sometimes forget i straight up like i just don't notice yeah that's you're living the life yeah well he was because people were yelling he actually argued with a few

people being like no it's not you know this is shut up whatever but i wasn't even worried about the jewish stuff at all i wasn't worried about the jewish stuff i wasn't worried about the gay stuff what i was worried about is we're saying yeah it was about getting vaccine this is on youtube you're talking yeah because dude uh brent pella jp sears those guys both did a video they were kind of making fun of conspiracy shit like jp sears did a every conspiracy guy and he was you know he's kind of i don't know exactly what his opinions are but he's he was making fun of you know he was satiring that yeah and same with brent pella he and his he was like how bros talk about conspiracies or whatever

it's like a joke yeah and some of the comments were fucking uh some of his lines were like oh uh the something has they have uh corn pops and uh fruit loops in the vaccine or some shit like that pretty like obvious joking stuff and he got a strike and banned for two weeks that's crazy so but i really want to make this video and i was like fuck so one of the reasons i that's one of the reasons i put the stand up at first because i know they judge that less harsh but it didn't come down but i wasn't worried about all about people like you worried about the jew stuff i'm like no you're like you can fucking deny the holocaust right now before you can fucking say some shit about covid do you

think if you did a sketch about a youtube moderator watching vaccine stuff and having to decide if it gets that strike or not, if that would get a strike? Like if they would, because if you're assuming someone's watching and you go, okay, I'm currently watching a parody of myself and they go, that's a strike. They kill you. Well, he was talking about that and he brought up a funny point he was like with the people that were calling an anti-semitic or whatever he was saying that would be even funnier if uh everyone found out that this was funded by an arab dude what do you think about that yeah yeah how's that for your narrative oh it helps it yeah yeah how's that for your narrative oh it helps yeah yeah it does help if it's so anti-semitic then why was it funded by an arab guy named muhammad riddle me that

anyway forbidden clothes ryan 10 uh support those guys because uh they're my most uh reoccurring sponsor but i got a few other things in the works. And do subscribe to the Patreon because we are going to be doing extra episodes. And the studio starts next weekend. Thank you very much. This is the BoyzCast at Ryan Long Comedy at Danny Jokes on all platforms. Peace.