The Boyscast with Ryan Long - No Internet For You

Episode Date: January 15, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we gon' live forever, but we gon' live forever And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead And we are rollin'. This is The BoyzCast, broadcasting from NPR Studios. And as you know, NPR stands for National Pubic Hair Rasta. You know, we got the dreaded pubes, man. That's the kind of comedy that you can be expecting from this episode of the first podcast exclusively for the boys, the boys cast. Rasta dreaded pubes.

Woo! Also, big week. Ooh, also, big week, but before I get into any of that, I do have to address the controversy that has been hurled at me in the comments section, that I do in fact have no eyebrows. This has been, you know, a growing concern of my constituents, and yes, I do admit that is a problem that I've dealt with, and the eyebrow community needs to be represented by parliament. It needs a lobby. I don't think any of you have ever experienced the dread of having sweat drip down your eyes onto the floor, grabbing a mop every time you have a bead. And on top of that, some of you may not know this, but I sleep upside down most of the time. Sometimes I actually do sleep. I put a suit jacket on and then put the suit jacket in a hanger, hang myself up. But sometimes I flip it around Batman style just to recharge,

get my juices flowing. And when I am doing that, when I cry, it drips onto the floor. And in addition to the fact that when I cry, it drips on the floor, I'm actually not able to cry because of my gender. That's double discrimination, folks. I can't cry, but if I did cry, it would drip on the floor because I sleep sitting upside down. Rasta pubes. A lot has happened. People have been kicked off the internet and other people are fucking yoked up about it. They're stoked. So what I've done is because, you know, some of you know that Donald Trump has been removed from the internet and Stephen Colbert thinks this is the perfect thing to do. He thinks it should have happened sooner. He says, I actually listened to a bit of Stephen

Colbert's monologue. It's a tough listen. He's about to cry the entire time. He's probably, you know, if he was upside down, that wouldn't be an issue for him. But he's like, honestly, this is a threat to our democracy. And I suggest, but he throws in a joke every now and then. And it's like, you know, well, maybe Donald Trump should start his own internet called orange tube. Boom. He's got them. I'm actually starting my own scenario. i'm starting my own service and you can find parlor on there and a lot of other places but i'm starting my own service called gay tube it's just a bunch of gay dudes and one straight guy me jizzing into a tube and then at the end of it we hold the tube up and we say look it's american democracy a tube of jizz. Before I get into any of that stuff, boys questions.

I'm going to address one right off the top. Someone messaged me and says, hey, I'm looking for your expertise. My buddy's girlfriend really sucks and I work with him. And how do I tell him properly that his girlfriend sucks without him getting mad at me? And the answer to that is you don't. Never. Never, ever. his girlfriend sucks without him getting mad at me. And the answer to that is you don't never, never, ever. You never, you know, you never get involved in a man's relationship. That's one thing you don't, you stay away from because this is what girls always do is they, you know, they try to put it out there and weasels. They try to go to the girl and be like, you own this guy's bad for you,

blah, blah, blah, blah. And all you do is put them in a situation where they have no choice to hate you because you're the thing, your buddy, who's, you know, not going to make decisions based on what you think. So you're going to be like, yo, dude, your girlfriend fucking sucks. She's fat. She's complaining. Then he, once he stays with his crappy girlfriend, what is he going to come and face the fact that he's a coward? So every time he sees you, you're going to be like, hey, you still with the girlfriend? You go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's going to have to take off and hang out with other people.

So, you know, you're giving him a scenario where you basically, if you trash someone's girl super hard, you essentially put them in a position where now they either have to cut you out, you know, or face the hypocrisy that, yeah, they know that, or they disagree with you, be like, no, she's actually freaking awesome, or they have to face the fact that they're like, yeah, I know that, and I'm such a bitch that I'm staying with this person that I've agreed to you is a piece of shit. You know, you say his girlfriend's like fucking garbage and ugly. Even after they break up, you know, even after they break up, you're like, yo, your girlfriend, I'm glad you broke up with her. Cause that, that fucking girl was fucking fugly. She was fucked to the Lee. And then, you know, then five months later,

he like gets back with her and you're like, who are you with? Like, oh, the, just, I got back with the chick that we both, uh, agreed was fucking a dirt bed. Just just for we agreed that her face looks like a piece of paste then some of you might say you know that's what she'll do it's like oh dave you know says she's she gets back with the girl well i guess dave's out of the picture and the other part of it is people will say like you know isn't it better to say things to people's face than behind their back no not at all because there's that idea you know I like you know me and my friends will be together and talking shit about the other friends and I remember the girl I know she was like well you and your friends just talk shit about you like so do you care that

they're talking shit when you're not there i go do i care i'm expecting it of course they're talking shit when i'm if everyone goes out and i'm not there yeah of course they are that's the game but more importantly they're talking shit to people who like me ideally that's the big difference if my friends are out there like with one of my enemies and you know they're gabbing it up like yeah ryan fucking sucks dude you know and then then you you get back to you you go what are you doing but it's like a bunch of your boys get together without you there and they're talking shit it's like you that should be expected that is the norm so that's better than but again there's just certain things you know that you

should have a code to stay away from that That's how I see it. Cuomo, little COVID talk before we get into the fucking dirt. He comes out recently and he says, I'm just going to, I'm just going to read you this tweet. I mean, a lot of us have probably seen it by now, but the, the governor of New York has come out and tweeted. This is what he says. governor of New York has come out and tweeted this is what he says we simply cannot stay closed until the vaccine hits critical mass the cost is too high we will have nothing left to open we must reopen the economy we must do this smartly and safely so it's like essentially what a lot of people have been saying for years and you go okay cool you you know you've come around to the realization that this is bad and every other state's you you know you've come around to the realization

that this is bad and every other state's you know opened up and it's kind of fine and this is probably you know some version of this around the world but it's like it sort of just to me shows the level that these politicians like don't have to be consistent it is out of control you could go through their timelines you go and you know it's one thing to change your mind, but it's another thing to just be like consistently back to back to back posting, you know, posting conflicting messaging, especially when like everyone, you know, hangs on these people's words, like, you know, to the death. And if you go and on top of the fact that it was like a crazy position to take, you

know, a year, a fucking three months ago, like it was like a crazy position to take, you know, a year, a fucking three months ago. Like if you said that people would be like, you know, I'll fuck you. Like you don't all, you only care about yourself.

It's selfish. And he's saying that, and I'm sure he's getting killed on it by people that he, you know, essentially told that they're bad if they do the other thing. But it's like, imagine being like the guy that was like, you know,

we need to stop this pipeline because we need to care about the indigenous people. And this is the corporations are ruining America and they don't even care about the environment and the common man. And then like, you know, a month later you tweet pipelines are fundamental part of the society and without this pipeline and you go, okay, but like address the fact of how you changed your mind. I think, think you know I think you should at least address it it's like you're you know you hang out with his you're you see your buddy and he's like oh if this guy's a fucking worse then the next day you see him and he's like love this guy's posting

about him on the internet like besties and you go interesting you're not gonna address the change and you go what happened why are you why do you love this guy so much you're like always loved him kicks ass 11 out of 10 and you're like i can point to literature that you've written explaining why you hate him so i'm like they don't even attempt to like rationalize the contradictions anymore which i think is kind of funny on top of that one thing that on the covid topic there's's, you know, this big article that's kind of going viral. And the idea was four times as many women as men dropped out of the labor force in September,

roughly 865,000 women compared to 216,000 men. And the whole, you know, article goes on to say this just proves, you know, sexism and stuff. And it was like, there's so many times where you're essentially watching female privilege masquerading as male privilege. And you go, yeah, for one. The one which is just an arbitrary thing, it's not necessarily good or bad, but yes, women choose different jobs.

So I think a lot of times you have women in jobs that may not exist anymore. You know, if you look at servers, for example, or, you know, probably 80% women. Whereas if you look at, you know, construction dudes, it's probably 80% dudes, whatever it is. So a lot of it's just like the industries that they choose. But more importantly, and this is a thing that I know lots of in my life. There are plenty of scenarios where two people are in a relationship, the guy and the girl, you know, especially if there's kids involved in COVID, the guy and the girl, you know, kind of, uh, the guy and the girl both, you know, whatever, let's say they both got kicked out of their jobs. They got the boot,

you know, jazzy Jeff style from Will Smith from their Starbucks gig. And, and in most scenarios where the guy makes more money, they go, okay, you know what? I'll get another job or whatever. And then you just kind of like, well, you watch the kids while COVID is happening, you know, stay on unemployment because a lot of people are getting unemployment, especially in other countries. A lot of times people are getting the $2,000 a month, blah, blah, blah. You go, all right, you take this money. You figure out this stuff, all work during the pandemic and then get another job when

the pandemic's option. And you go, so many people, they may not even have kids. Like I know so many girls that basically lost their job and they're just like, yeah, yeah, whatever. Whereas I know a lot of guys that lost their job. And a lot of those guys, you know, essentially what I, like I said, became day traders or are doing delivery services or Uber and like some bullshit that they, you know, probably maybe wouldn't have done before. But now they're like, all right, well, I don't have a choice. I got to work with so many women. They're like, yeah, well, I'll just, you know, kind of do nothing. And the dude's fine with that. That's what it is. But it's because of sexism. You go, it's because most girls are set up in a position where they can kind of chill. Whereas the guys

are like, I got to do something or I starve to death. And that's like a aggregate. It's not everyone, but I know way more women that have been like, you know, I'm a chill that I do know of guys. It's just the same thing where you go, it's just taking stats and so selectively deciding, you know what they mean. It kind of reminds me of when you see the, when I used to always see the, if you see, okay, so men, the black men go to jail and are more likely to be murdered by cops. And you go, okay, that is because of racism.

And everyone goes, okay, yeah, I'm sure it's probably a lot of factors and that may be one of them, let's say. And then they go, but men are far less likely or far more likely to go to jail and be murdered than every race of women including black women and as you go so even with the racism the sexism still stronger would you say or and they're like well no that's because men do worse stuff and you're like okay like if you think that there why is it not applicable there you're like well in that case it's racism okay what about this and but in this case so it's

like you're allowed to use like identity politics when the thing suits you so it's just like every time it's in their favor it's like completely by chance it has you know it's all the person's actions it's like they're very they're fox news when it comes to you know when it's all the person's actions. It's like they're very, they're Fox News when it comes to, you know, when they look on top and they're fucking, you know, Huffington Post when it doesn't work out in their favor. So, so last week, right before I was about to record the episode, that's when I got the email that they were about to storm. I got the email from the president. Yeah, I got Donald Trump emailed me, said, where were you?

You promised you were going to be here at the Capitol storming. People that I do know there is some people that I have on like Twitter or comedians or whatever that like went there kind of because you know, whatever just to like watch it and stuff like that. They're getting blasted online. That's not a place you want to be for your job. Everyone's everyone's getting in trouble. And what my prediction was, you know, when it was first happening, is get ready for a ton of mind-numbing hypocrisy. Literally, everyone's just taking the complete opposite stance than they have been for the last six months. And, you know, I made a video about it this week,

and a lot of people were yelling at me on the internet. I was, to be honest honest i feel a little bit disappointed myself almost because i got a little bit too hyped up about this stuff i to be once once this thing happened it was kind of like you know i kind of agreed with what most people were thinking but then it's like the all the tech companies come together get rid of him get rid of a million other people. And then on top of that, they fucking the, you know, it's this, it was, if you don't like it, get your own platform. Also, you can't have your own platform. Then the big companies come together and you're like,

this is crazy. So, and I, and the, and the more important thing is everyone was jazzed about it. So you kind of watch and it felt like one of those issues that I was kind of, you know, hyped up about, to be honest, you know, little bit in a not cool way. I was sort of, you know, walking around my house for a while. I was filming with Danny Polachek, my video at the time when all this was happening. And when I got home, I was like, these freaking people are too, I have too much power. I was like, stomping around my apartment. Like, you know, free speech is over. I tweeted it, but I'll talk about that in a second. But the most important thing is out of the gate,

no one cares when this stuff happens. You know, people can kick and scream on the internet. And you know, there's like the conservatives who just get bum rushed at politics constantly. They're, you know, they kind of care, but they're yelling into a void. At the end of the day, the public consensus is good. And it kind of reminds me of like

when people were first getting canceled, like when everyone was getting canceled and it was like some guy did something in 20 years ago or whatever. And then you'd be the guy being like, I think he's innocent. And then you'd lose your job. And you're like, doesn't anyone care that he's innocent? And you're like, no, nobody cares.

And you go, this tweet was taken out of context that you got fired for. And everyone's like, you'll fuck you. No one cared. So it's one of those things that it feels like for the most part, most consensus people were like, hell yeah, dude, get rid of them. You know, this is hilarious, blah, blah, blah. I know that I'm doing a little bit of a hack job of explaining my points, but there's a lot of them. And to me, the biggest kind of, you know, takeaway from this was you see on the internet just nonstop like one-liner takes like,

oh, is this the same as the gay cake? You know, whatever, this and that. Like, actually, this isn't free speech. And, you know, the government isn't, whatever. You hear all the reasons why, you know, that there's's nothing there's no gripe here like shut the fuck up essentially and i thought okay so i think david sacks he's like this tech guy i thought i thought that he kind of summed it up pretty good because people will say well it's not free speech it's a private company and he essentially said in a tweet free free speech was essentially privatized. And now it's

decided by a terms of service, written, interpreted, and modified at will by tech oligarchs with no right to appeal. And I think that's the kind of the scariest part about this. In addition to the fact that like all these people colluded, and essentially you have a bunch of tech guys that can decide, you know, and they have like these message boards, allegedly that they kind of all put it up like, yo, just so you know, this guy's down. And then all the other ones are like, okay, good. Well, good. Good on you. Loud and clear. We'll take him down. But the if you if you murder a guy, you can potentially do 20 years in jail, and you have like a trial or whatever. If you're 16, and you're on the internet, you know, getting into fucking, you know, some edgy ass shit, you know, a lot of these like political commentators that are like

outrageous, they're like 20 years old. You know what I mean? You know, whatever it's going through all this stuff that you're not supposed to say or whatever, and you get banned, it's potentially an 80 year ban. So you have the place that like speech essentially takes place, which is these major companies. And they can say, okay, you're not allowed to talk here anymore for the rest of your life. You're not allowed to operate your business here for the rest of your life. And a lot of these places have like, oh, if you open up a new one, they'll get rid of that. So it's like, there's, and there's no to appeal it if you you know, you can send the thing and then it goes to them. So it's an arbitrary people making these decisions that decide like who gets to speak and who doesn't get to speak.

And then on top of that, if you go, okay, well, they'll make a place where they can speak and you go, you kind of can't do that either. So I mean, it's just like the ramifications of these moves are so crazy. And people go, oh, wow, good, it's the free market, and I thought they could do whatever they want or whatever. And you go, well, for one, the government and these companies are wrapped up in this. In addition to the public will that's basically saying, yo, Dorsey, take these people down.

They go to the you know they go to the tech hearings and everyone you know the people kind of yell at them and then the politicians yell at them and now they know the democrat politicians are going to be in power so they're like yo sick right got rid of trump you hit me up on the back end that's what it feels like to me but and then on top of that i go you know in a situation where you don't have like a free market like it's all intertwined. I'm not like some guy that thinks like necessarily roads should be privatized. I'm not someone, I'm not someone that thinks there should be healthcare.

I think there should be free hot pockets for all. I've been very vocal on my stance on that. Free bed repair for the fat community. I don't think cops should be necessarily private. repair for the fat community. I don't think cops should be necessarily private, but you know, when I watch someone like crowdfunding chemotherapy for their two-year-old, I'm not like, yo, that's what it is, man. That's freedom, baby. It's like, you know, this stuff's all complicated, but I was a little hyped about it. And that's the, I think that's the problem that I made, the problem that I made instead of like

trying to be funny I was like I tweeted I basically I basically tweeted I moved to a country that didn't have free that didn't have free speech to a country that used to have free speech and it went pretty viral which I almost never tweet like real stuff and it did basically a hundred you know k likes and whatever it was my whole day was just people going yelling at you i had celebrities yelling up on my wall there's literally a guy with nine followers and some picture is him like he's some fat guy with like a mega hat and he's arguing with patricia arquette on my wall legitimately he's going well i hope that california has enough time for you know has enough farmers once the civil war happens and she's goes we have

plenty of far you know she's like it's movie stars she's arguing with some dude i go what are any of you doing then sorry to name drop that i have famous followers i you know i i'm different from you juliet lewis hello juliet lewis likes a bunch of my stuff and then she uh um she's like comments, like can message me or whatever. And I was like, yo, me and Juliette Lewis hitting it off. And then on a new year's, I believe it was, or no, it was Thanksgiving.

Her movie came on and I sent her a screenshot, like watching your movie. She didn't respond. She's like, well, no, she liked it. But that's, I was expecting her to message back and be like, that's so crazy. Here's a screenshot of one of your videos that's i was expecting her to message back be like that's so crazy here's a screenshot of one of your videos that i'm currently binging with my whole family that's what we're doing on our thanksgiving also the fact about knowing like popular people

because i'm different than you is it's one of those things where it makes you feel like you sometimes you have to be like a name dropper because it's almost weird if you don't sometimes like for example people will sometimes it'll be like someone that i'm friends with and then people that you know like i grew up with or whatever be like oh sick this person like shouted you out and you'd be like yeah that's my friend and they're like okay take it easy you're like kind of reminds me of like a girl that you know she's at she's at some like club and there's this dj there and everyone's like oh oh, this DJ. And she's like, oh, I actually dated him for two years. And you're like, oh, okay, big deal. You know the DJ.

And she's like, wouldn't it be weirder if I didn't say it? So it's like not saying your birthday. Danny Polshuk always does that. He doesn't tell people it's his birthday. And then the next day, someone's like, oh, it was Danny's birthday yesterday. And you go, what? You hung out with me all day and you didn't tell me it's birthday? And he's like, I don't like to make a big deal about it.

You're like, it's weirder that you don't. Cause now you make, you force us to feel bad. We're like, oh, now I'm like some bad friend. Cause I don't have your birthday logged in my mind. And, uh, it's, it's weirder for you. Like when it's my birthday, first thing I say to everyone, just so you know, it's my birthday tonight. So get the drinks flowing.

I'm saying that for you. Cause I don't want you to feel bad and the Twitter going viral thing first of all I like it way better when videos and stand-up go viral because I'm just like more confident with their inspection because when you know it when when everyone's looking at something you did like that it feels like you're driving with a cop behind you you ever tried to do something and your chick's looking over your shoulder the cops driving behind you and you're like I can't drive as is now's looking over your shoulder or the cop's driving behind you and you're like, I can't drive as is.

Now I'm going over curves and the guy's like, are you drunk? And you're like, yeah, I was. And it doesn't help that you're driving behind me. So even the podcast,

it's a little bit where you're like, yeah, these are good in perfect conditions. I think my tweets are good in perfect conditions. But if there was like five bloggers behind me right now, like looking over my shoulders, I would be like,ita dunham's sick right because you know it would put you off your game because i've been doing it for as long whereas stand up a bunch of bloggers walk in i'm like all these bloggers wanting to take a lesson in stand-up huh like i'm that

confident paul thompson style confident a bit big on the paul stories recently but uh a while ago he went he was doing his showcase at uh yuck yucks and you're supposed to only do seven minutes he's at 11 minutes on a showcase and they give him the light and they start and then the announcer comes on and he goes your time is up and then he goes my time is up this is what motherfucking killing looks like this is what it looks to kill and then he drops the mic time is up. This is what motherfucking killing looks like. This is what it looks to kill. And then he drops the mic and leaves. I was like, what the fuck? He was like, sick, right?

I'm like, what are you doing? What are you crazy? And then he went up to the, and apparently the owner liked him. So he goes to the room and the owner is like, the owner was like, I really liked you. And he's like, yeah, of course you do. He says like that. And he tells a story. He's like, yeah course you do he says like that and he tells a story he's like yeah dude fucking crazy but you know when it comes to doing anything political in this climate it does

get very tiresome in the sense that if they agree with you you're a weapon and if they disagree with you you're a nuisance so a lot of people when this trump thing was happening were like celebrating because like you know this is they need blood and to some degree i kind of see i go yeah i understand why people feel like that and i understand that they do they're like we need blood from donald trump and if they put him on like you know a ban for a little bit if just one of the sites do and you'd go you know you know, maybe whatever, this is censorship. But at the same time, you go, like, I understand there's such public will for this. But then when you say anything against it, you go, listen, I don't think it's that great

that four unelected tech guys just get to decide who in the world speaks. And on top of that, the amount of problems it's causing worldwide, like it's one thing America, you know, we bow down to these oligarchs, but you have other countries, it's already started to happen. Like you think some Ayatollah in like Iran is going to be like,

yeah, yeah, a bunch of bozos in Silicon Valley are going to decide what we say to our constituents. So no, I think it was the other day, Uganda already was like, the guy's like, yeah, I mean, okay. Cause they started deleting accounts based on, you know, what they thought was right or whatever. And then Uganda's like, uh, yeah, you're done. Like they called, you know, Spectrum, they called the internet providers and they go, listen, uh, we need you to take a page out of Spectrum's book and just not be internet anymore.

Can you make sure that Facebook and, you know, Twitter and all these sites don't work on your internet? And then Spectrum, you know, Spectrum Uganda is like way ahead of you, pal. We've made it very difficult to access any site for ages. And then you do these, and then when you make these takes, like, you know, even when I kind of said that I did a take that I said, you know, both of the, you know, protesters were kind of the same because to me it's like, I've, yeah, there, people are like, can you believe what's going on right now? And I'm like, it doesn't seem that, I mean, I've been living in New York and for a good three months stretch, I couldn't, I couldn't, you know, I could not even work in my house because people were walking by trashing stores like nights in a row. People were walking by my house, throwing rocks through windows and stuff like that.

And you're like, can you believe that this is happening? I go, seems pretty par for the course as far as my experience in America goes. And also anytime, and also anytime you disagree also anytime you disagree with whatever the general consensus is, people go, you're pandering to one side. And you go, okay, well, so when you come up with opinions, do you base them off what side has them? Because if you're going, I have an opinion opinion and you go, I can't have that opinion. Cause I'll be pandering to, you know, what I consider the bad guys and you go, okay,

so that's what, how do you come up with opinions then? Cause I just come up with opinions. I have, I mean, 90% of my friends aren't into politics and I barely am. So when I have opinions, they're what I think. So it would be irrelevant whether they're pandering. You go, oh, this guy's doing this and this. They go, what? I'm so sick of people deciding what they think

based on what's okay. Deciding what they think. I understand if you're a normal person not wanting to put those opinions out there if it's going to ruin your life. But to decide what you think by looking around and not, you know, based on what you actually have in your head. And that feels like the most of what's going on. It was the hypocrisy Olympics. You know,

it really, America really feels like a couple fighting. And then, you know, let's say the issue of, you know, rioting or whatever was whether or not the person should be like out partying and the person's, you know, it's like, oh, well you go out, you went out partying until 3am. And it's like, yeah, and I don't like that. And the person's like, what about that one time you went partying and you would party this day. And then the person, you know, like two months pass and then another, another, then the guy goes out and he comes back at like 3am and she's like, well, look who it is. Now it's okay to party. And you're like, none of this is about partying. It seems like you guys have a fundamental problem between each other and you're going to change your opinions on partying based on

whatever the, you know, dynamic of your fight is at that very moment. So to go through the timeline of events, when I think that Trump's speech was ridiculous, and I know lots of normal people that were, you know, probably, you know, don't care about the censorship stuff because they're like, Trump's such a fucking idiot. And that's how people think of it. I mean, you know, after the thing and the people want to one of the things that conservatives are so bad at which is why they get bum rushed at politics is they think they they won't acknowledge they acknowledge that there is a double standard but then keep acting as if there's not so it's like you know everyone can look at all these

fucking left-wing people that were like fight power, break those windows and all that stuff. You know, many people are making a million montages of that. You know what I mean? But then when it does happen, when the, you know, their people go start the thing, Trump's like, well, why can't I do this? And it's like, well, you kind of know why you can't. It's the same reason as, you know, double standards with guys and girls. Like you can complain about them all day long but as a man you know the reason why you can't just like show up to a date with no money you know and have that be normal like you kind of do understand it just

it is like that so it's like to not live in reality just for trump to kind of show up and be like you know we love you we love what you Like, you know, that is so to be generous. So again, not his worst performance, not his best performance. Um, to me, if you're being generous, I guess the plan is when all this stuff is said and done and he's out of office, he can, you know, for the rest of his life say, yeah, but they robbed me of this thing. And he thinks, you know, he can go do these speeches as a guy that was robbed. And he thinks that's how like the history books will write it. So I think that's how if you're being generous, if you're not being generous, then there is no plan. And he's like, I'm just moving on instinct saying what I think the more I'm good at getting energy going. So I'll keep kind of hyping people up. And you know, we'll figure it out from there. I don't know what exactly the plan is, but that's kind of what happened.

And then Joe Biden, again, obviously did the same thing and flipped. He kind of was out there. I literally watched the thing where he goes, these people out there are thugs. You go, thugs, thugs. Tell us what you really think, Joe. Just say the word. Tell us what you mean. We all know what the word thugs, tell us what you really think, Joe. Just say the word. Tell us what you mean. We all know what the word thugs mean.

But the scary part in the crappy part is like the tech censorship. And again, Parler, you know, Luper as I just did his podcast and he did a good video a long time ago that said, stop making me defend Trump, you know, because they'll say stuff like one plus one is two that Trump says. And because they'll say stuff like one plus one is two that Trump says and they're like, Trump thinks one plus one is two and you're actually, it's three. And you're like, well, one plus one is two.

And they go, oh, I guess you love Trump. And it's like this idea of everything that, you know, unless you're part of the resistance where literally everything that comes out of this guy's mouth is wrong, then you're part of the problem. But with Parler, it's like, so this is what these places started this thing. Parler was the reaction to you can't

say this. So it became essentially right wing Twitter, which I would rather have a bipartisan free speech Twitter, but they have right wing Twitter. And that site sucks. it is it doesn't work very well it's like buggy as fuck it's like an you know obviously just this like echo chamber of garbage so it's not a good site it's not fun to be on in my opinion but you know that's better than the alternative like not having one for these people who want to you know be conservatives and have social media in a time when like the other ones are all run by the other one so to me it was like 100 like monopolistic practices but why did i get jazzed up because you know that's what i've been thinking about and i've been a big proponent of you know especially in comedy you gotta fucking let it go you gotta let

these things go you can't just be mad it's not a good way to live and even after like the three three hours of me being like another call my phone tweeting free speech i was that guy for three hours and and then you know i could have slipped under the under the belly but then it went fucking you know turned into a whole thing but when i got jazzed up is like i the arbitrary one is the arbitrary nature that these sites operate with just leaves you in constant fear you know and that's why people don't want to live in a society where there isn't laws and it's like okay what happens if you steal it's like well I mean that depends on the emperor's mood and you're like you know if he likes you you get your hands cut off if he you know if he if you have the wrong

really wrong political beliefs then you're fucking you know they burn you alive whatever it is and to me that idea of like all these sites kind of operate and you you know you could point out a million times and they're different i've had my own videos where it's like you know you post one and it gets censored you post another one it seems like worse nothing happens there so there's nothing like that's what creates fear is like the unknown and not having any, you know, guide of what you're actually allowed to do. So the arbitrary nature with like all these fucking sites operate in terms of, you know, being a person that speaks for a living or, you know, being a person that consumes people speaking. I think that's a big part of it, or even, you know, what you're going to get in trouble with when you're just like doing your normal stuff to your friends to see. And the

second part that I think stresses me out, it makes, turns me into a drama queen, so to speak, is the, the, in addition to the, the fear is the gaslighting. You know, the idea that you watch kind of like every social media site come together and just delete, you know, a ton of people in one day, you know, decide what president can, whether the president can speak on, you know, on the internet, get rid of, you know, any social media site that doesn't, you know, agree with them or whatever.

And then you kind of point it out and they go, oh my God, like, so what? You know, they broke the terms of services. Like, Oh my God, you know, it's kind of like, you're being crazy. And you're like, I don't, I don't think I'm being crazy. I think this is crazy. And it's like, in addition to that, you see, you know, the tech companies come out and like, we're not biased. Like it's only about this. And you're like, am I taking crazy pills? Cause it doesn't feel like that. And if they want to say we're biased, that about this. And you're like, am I taking crazy pills? Because it doesn't feel like that. And if they want to say we're biased, that's fine. But it's like, you are.

And then even when the Uganda thing happened, Twitter came out and were like, we're for free elections. We don't think people should interfere in politics. We're for free speech, which is why we're against what Uganda's doing. And you go, what the fuck? And everyone's like, hell yeah, Twitter. Kind of the general consensus is that's what is normal and then even when you're mad they like won't accept what you're

mad about you go this is fucking bullshit you're like oh you're mad because of trump you go i could give a lot of a fuck about donald trump like so it's like the whole thing is like you're just being like as if you're being crazy and it goes back to what i said just youisance. So it's like that, you know, these are the techniques to get rid of you because everyone's just like, you know, wants to usher in, you know, more censorship. Cause that's always what happens. But I think it's the fear and the gaslighting that makes you feel like, cause you start to feel like, you know, whatever, you're not being listened to or heard or whatever is like fucking, you know, emotional as that may be. And I feel like, you know, as the dust settles, everyone should be able to look at this and be like, yeah, this is kind of wild what they're doing. So I guess that's one positive that a lot of people are talking about.

So what are the solutions? I think that some people have proposed like, you know, an online bill of rights. Cause I mean, it would be nice to know what your rights are, you know, then you could be that guy, like how, when the cops sort of, uh, you know, when the cops pull you over, you, you know, you'd be that guy that pulls out your phone and you'd be like, I know my rights on the internet. Um, you know, potentially there are ways to maybe some free market solutions would be that, you know, people start companies that are able to like talk to these places, you know, if a normal person, if I know, like, for example, with me,

I think if I got kicked off like a huge site, I would be able to, you know, potentially have like a manager agent or lawyer, at least like, you know, plead a case for me to some degree probably. But if you're like a normal person and you go, okay, I've just been big band from Facebook and Twitter and Instagram for the rest of my life. Now, 10 years from now, I have kids and you know, my, I just want to post photos of my kids. Like I'm done with that whole politics stuff. And they're like, yeah, you're on a lifetime band pal because of some shit you said in high school. Like maybe there was, you know, some services that can now, you know, take that case for not, you know, some crazy high $20,000 an hour lawyer to talk to these places, you know, so some system.

And then, I mean, more importantly, it would probably be better for all of these people. If, if you were going to act like, well, if you're going to be one of these companies, your policy should, which if you're going to be in the arena of speech probably helps to just be in, in accordance with the first amendment, but I don't trust the government to do any of that. So that's all, that's the most I would be able to hope for. And, you know, in short of, you know, some of these companies getting broken up, but probably wouldn't happen would be like, you know, some sort of a crackdown on like straight up collusion. You know, you have a cartel of companies being like, also this company can't operate right now. Cause they've, you know, essentially, cause that's why when they bring it

back to like the gay cake thing and they go, well, what's the difference between the gay cake thing where the guy didn't want to bake the, you you know cake with the two guys blowing each other or whatever and you go again i never thought that was good i'd be like yo fuck that guy but more importantly it the answer to that is how easily is another option accessible and you go okay is there 80 other bakeries on the street or in the town that all want to do it but you kind of went there to make a point like in this scenario if you had the gay cake and then every baker in fucking the state was like hell no dude we're not booking we're not making gay cakes and then he goes okay whatever i'll make my own gay bakery and then basically

the all the landlords and real estate agents are like, we're actually blocking you from getting a lease on a building. And like, that's what kind of happened here as far as, you know, these ideas that these people want to have. So that's why I think it's like different. Now, why are people so hyped up on censorship? I mean, straight up, it's like the oldest trick in the book is, you know, you get something on the fringes that everyone hates, like 9-11, and then you usher in like, fucking, here's the things. Now you got to have your shoes off at the airport. Now I'm at the airport with some dude's fist in my ass because, you know, everyone was mad about the Twin Towers. And that's what happens here. Everyone's like, you know, if this gets rid of Trump, so what? And that's kind of how it always happens. But the reasons they say, you know, and

that's why it happens. But the reasons they say is like, you know, to protect against disinformation and to keep you safe from like the bad stuff. And that's kind of like where it always comes from. And I mean, in this specific case, they're like, like okay we need to protect against donald trump's bad ideas and you're like you know this guy lost the presidency he lost the house and the senate the whole thing so it's like in terms of like protecting democracy you're like well i mean this kind of you know him doing this essentially made him lose the other stuff and lost public support for the movement like no one saw saw this stuff and was like more on board with Donald Trump, except for probably some, you know, a small group of people. Most people

kind of like were like, you know, even on fucking his side, a lot of people were like, you know, we disavow this, blah, blah, blah. So it, that kind of sorted itself out. So that doesn't really hold true, but it's, it's crazy the extent to which conservatives and liberals just fucking switched positions entirely. Because I was watching this video of Bill O'Reilly, you know, 15 years ago with the Insane Clown Posse. Now, watched a couple Insane Clown Posse interviews. Next thing you know, my entire feed is Insane Clown Posse. So YouTube definitely is not censoring insane clown posse but he was legitimately talking about you know their rap and stuff like

that and he was saying exact same things that you hear on cnn hovind and post you know most late night like the exact same things he was talking about and saying clown posse and he's like you know don't you think that art should be for the good wouldn't this be bad for our kids and he was saying that you know you should be you guys should be a role model and you know isn't this hurting society all of the stuff that you hear now. And in my opinion, they're missing both sides when they're trying to censor. I feel like they're both missing a few things. I mean, one, so for the first part,

is what Insane Clown Posse said. They're like, yeah, that's not our fucking job to raise your kids. So that's not why we're making this music, is to try to raise your kids for you. That's, you know, up to you. But the other part is like, even if you agree that it is, you know, bad or whatever, it's like. They it isn't necessarily making it worse, like that's your opinion.

Who gets to decide if this is making things better or worse? Like, you know, you might say that like a lot of, you know, yelling people, what you consider the right ideas is actually making the world safer and making the world better. But someone else might disagree with that. But you think you have essentially a monopoly on like the right ideas. Like we have all the perfect ideas. And with like the St. Claude posse stuff, they were, you know, you might say, well well you're telling these kids to go shoot people and smoke drugs and that's kind of the you know idea the same thing is like you're telling these people it's okay to you know make these kind of jokes that hurts people's feelings and it's like potentially or in the case of ICP, think about how many kids, you know, when they're talking

about rap, when I grew up, you know, that gangster rap thing was huge and everyone got into it, but most people didn't become gangsters. Most people wanted to become rappers and rap about gangster rap shit. So some people that probably like were already going to do that anyway, maybe became, you know, rapper gangsters. And some people that probably were already going to do that anyway, maybe became rapper gangsters. And some people that were already gangsters, maybe were pushed into that. But maybe a lot of people were like, they didn't say, oh, I want to do this stuff that Notorious B.I.G. is rapping about. They said, I want to be a rapper. When I went to school, every second guy wanted to be a fucking rapper.

That's just what it was. Every second guy want to be a fucking rapper. That's just like what it was. And on top of that, it's like, you know, this like stress release, you know, all the insane club bossy people. And he goes, well, another thing that's happening is he's like, you know, work. He goes, you, this, he's doing a fucking signing and some kid comes up to him and he goes, all right, make sure you go home and smoke some weed for me. And the kid's like 10 and Bill O'Reilly's like, you know, he's doing the appalled thing.

Like he can't believe what he's seeing. Kind of like, oh, oh, you know. And then I can't even believe what I'm watching. And he's like, dude, you don't get it. I'm just talking to them like they're real people. It's like, the truth is, these people are smarter than you think. This kid knows I'm not actually telling him to smoke weed.

He knows I'm kind of being funny and I'm just kind of treating him like a human being. And they respect that. And he likes me more. And, you know, I also tell them in a lot of our other songs,

like you should have a, you know, a good moral compass and care about family, whatever other fucking bullshit juggalo shit he talks about. But it's, it's like, it's all more. He's just teaching a different code than you think they should teach. Like a lot of the guys that do the edgiest fucking shit, you know, are kind of it's like, it's all more, he's just teaching a different code than you think they

should teach. Like a lot of the guys that do the edgiest fucking shit, you know, are kind of the like most emotional people that are like, you know, at the end of the day, it's all friends and family. You know, I love you, man. And like the stuff where I'm kind of a little like, you know, a lot of the, I love you, man, stuff. I'm like, not big on the emotions. So, and then the third part of it that these people don't realize is their part in the equation. You know, when you see Bill O'Reilly be like, you know, you shouldn't say this and this and that it's like, one of the reasons they're doing this is because they don't think that you fucking your world is what they stand against.

Like a person up there telling them what to do and telling them what to do based on a life that they don't seem to understand. Like you have a guy that fucking, you know, some old fucking dude in a suit, he's all stuffy. And he's like, this is how to live life. And you're like, I don't really relate to this guy. You know, I'm going to listen to you. Fuck this guy. He says this, I'll do the opposite. And that a lot of times, like those movements come from you, you know, being puritanical and that's where energy comes from in a lot of movements. So in a lot of, you know, art forms and a lot of fucking cultural movements, even in fucking like the smallest thing, like clothes or something, you know, a lot of it is like a reaction to what

you're supposed to fucking do. But you're, you know, long dudes with long hair in the seventies cause they're fucking, you know, dad, who's the red foreman from that seventies show tells him not to. And that's what I think all of these people are missing is that they don't realize, you know, they don't realize their place. You know, they don't realize their place in this, their place in creating, you know, the fringe stuff by kicking everyone off, creating more of what they consider the fringe stuff. And then on top of that, I don't think they have any care for like the repercussions worldwide and in America of like allowing like cartels to have a monopoly on fucking speech in the way that everyone's on their phone fucking

five hours a day online and then deciding you know which ideas based on you know a bunch of fucking people college people people that went to college and now they work at silicon valley those people now decide what are the good ideas and the ones you're allowed to say so i don't think that's great and at at the end of the day, it's all fucking a complicated, nuanced topic. And that should not be debated on Twitter. You know, this is I've never I've never seen less useful discourse than people arguing back their one line talking points on what is like an insanely multifaceted issue, which is why it was even difficult for me, which is why it was even difficult to get what I think out about it.

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all these people that say they want unity and they want it to be less divisive. They do not. They want it to be more divisive. That is very, very clear. So is the the question is, can and this is, you know, a bunch of blog posts like, what do you do when ever, you know, with people that have different political opinions in a company, in a friendship? Can they be friends? Well, Vice UK, can you have sex with right-wing conservatives?

That's their question. Should you date someone with bad politics? Now, again, these people have a monopoly on what's good and bad. Now, again, these people have a monopoly on what's good and bad. But I say the answer right out of the gate is, could you date them? I think it would be tough. But the real answer is, how crazy are you about this stuff? Is it your life?

Is your entire Facebook you posting, you know, how Trump is, you know, the man he's saving us from this. Are you the, are you the person waking up every single morning posting your resistance quotes? This fricking orange guy has got to go. NYPD suck our dicks. In addition to, you know, anyone who's not part of, you know, anti-ableism, if you can't be just ableist, you need to be anti-ableism. ableism. If you can't be just ableist, you need to be anti ableism. Those two people might have a tough time. So I think normal people that aren't like crazy and this isn't their entire life. Yeah. I think it probably wouldn't be a problem. I think in a lot of times you find a guy and a girl, you know, aren't going to have the exact same unless, you know, one of them is just completely copying the other person. You know, I have literal friends that are into the like hard Q people.

I have friends that are legitimate communists. I have legitimate friends where their whole thing is communism. They post the memes and I go, I have no problem being friends with this person. Because I think they're funny and I think they're fun. But that's the answer. How much of this is a part of your identity? And if it's your whole thing, then yeah, you're probably going to want someone that has your fucking cultural values.

If you're a hardcore Christian and that's your whole thing is the tenants and this is what you can do. And no sex before marriage. Like, yeah, you probably don't want to date a sex positive Brooklyn whore. So how much do you want to attach your fucking political ideology to the way you live? And that would be it. If you're a girl, if you're fucking a girl doing cocaine off some guy's dick three times a night, you're probably not going to match well with a guy who spends his time reading the Quran. So she says, two weeks ago, I want to date on a man. And after we'd got to small talk out of the way, he declared himself an enthusiastic supporter of a 20th century dictator. And she goes, not even a good one either, like Fidel Castro. I mean, she doesn't mention which one, but probably relevant.

I mean, she doesn't mention which one, but probably relevant. Was it Hitler? Like, were you on a date with the guy and he says, I like Hitler? Or was it some random one? France guy, Philip Poutine or whatever the fuck that guy's name is. I was disturbed by this information, but instead of taking him to task, pulling out Wikipedia and sassily reading him a list of atrocities, I calmly finished my drink and invited him back to my flat where we made foul, grunting, two-backed beast sex. Yeah. By the way, these, and this is UK Vice, which actually isn't as crazy, but they, it does really feel like, and this has been, Justin Silver kind of brought up this point, but

it's like these sort of like Vice bloggers that are like the sex bloggers they are just such frat boys can you imagine like a guy you know doing an article where he's just like you know i fucking anyways like i brought this girl home and just fucking tuned her the fuck up you know she just giving it to her right and left and you'd be like what the fuck is this dude like this is an article but when the girl does it it's like left, and you'd be like, what the fuck is this, dude? This is an article? But when the girl does it, it's kind of empowering to just be a fucking braggy frat boy. So I'm fucking gagging on his cock, right? They don't have that accent, obviously, but it's the exact same thing.

When I told a friend of mine what happened, she accused me of only caring about politics when it affected me directly and i mean i guess yeah it's a little bit hypocritical but that's only if your fucking whole life's about it if you're a vice blogger and your whole thing is yelling at people but then your boyfriend you know the same if you're the fucking head of the black panthers and your fucking wife's in the kkk people are gonna be like yeah dude like this isn't working for us you're out there with the fist in the air and then people knock on your door like a girl comes in the thing in the white hood like oh what's up uh oh are you looking for jerome um okay he's just uh just actually finished making him dinner he just pounded my brains out and you go yeah i mean the answer is the problem is they wanted just a binary thing for everything but it's like yes if you are like completely indoctrinated into a

fucking cult of some sort then yeah it's gonna be a little hypocritical if you date someone that isn't part of that cult the head of the kkk comes back and he's like here's my family and it's like why is your family all black and you're like ah you know i don't mix paul i don't miss i don't mix work in my home life i don't mix my work life in my home life and you go all right a little strange i actually had a kkk sketch that i really thought was funny where it was it's a bunch of kkk guys and then like a guy's being like a little bit racist because you know people said he's in the kkk and then that's how they recruit right because the kkk hasn't had like a lot of new members but someone on the internet's kind of like like, yo, this guy's fucking racist. And then you, you know, you see him, what he did was it's like a video. And basically he crashed into a Chinese guy and or whatever Chinese guy

crashed into him. He's like these fucking, you know, Asians or whatever. He starts getting racist and the KKK guys like, you know, tracks him down and he goes, you know, I really think that you'd have a place in our organization. Like I saw your work out there i love what you've been saying and the guy's like oh okay oh you know i'll give it a shot comes with the kkk guy and then he brings him back to the grand wizard and he's like all right hey tell him what you were doing and he goes i don't know you know tell him what you were saying about asians he's like i don't know i have some asian friends i just and then he's all embarrassed in front of the grand wizard i swear he's being i'm swear he's being really racist like look at this article it says he's the most racist guy in

the world anyways that goes on like that but the reason I kind of decided that that's probably not the sketch to make for me is right now I think on the internet if it was like on a tv network but I'm like on the internet just the optics of me and my friends all in KKK outfits. I don't know. I need that screen grab going around. I was just like, I actually was looking on Amazon at like ordering a Grand Wizard outfit. And I was like, I don't think I'm making this sketch. I'm like, it just doesn't seem like the one to do. You know, I'm at the fucking location with my KKK outfit on.

The guy from fucking my, the Airbnb that I'm renting comes in. He's like, um, what's going on here? I've got the fucking lighter fluid up to the cross. It's, it's for a comedy sketch. I'm like, okay, I don't think I'm going to do that. And then they go, okay. So, and then USA today relationship coach says, what am I, what I'm seeing from my clients mostly. And this is, this isn't like the craziest article ever. I'm seeing from my clients mostly, and this isn't like the craziest article ever. I'm just saying this is like the stats that USA Today has said about people dating, interpolitical relationships. Because I just made that video, interradical political gay couple. What I'm seeing from my clients most, and these are mostly powerful, driven, left-leaning women who are single and searching,

is that they don't want to date people if they are not woke, more told today. It used to be, you know, he looks handsome and he seems like he has a good career and politics would be something that would be discussed later on. Now it's often part of their screening process. So I would agree that most people do think this. people do think this however I would also agree that that's not really been my experience I think the girls just talk so much shit it's like you know it's the same thing that's been going on forever it's like this is the new thing that they're told they're supposed to like but it's like every girl you know it's like they pay lip service to all this stuff and they think they think it and then you know it's like no I want the nice guy and this and this. And then you see them and you're like, OK, well, why are you with the guy that's been smashing your windows? And again, that's more of like a person in their 20s thing.

I think someone in their 30s probably is back to like, yeah, no, I kind of do want someone with a good job. It's not actually the only important thing to me that he's fucking, you know, posting about anti fat phobia. you know, posting about anti-fat phobia. But my experience is that, you know, girls will come to comedy shows and be like, that's hilarious. Like you're so funny, blah, blah, or whatever to like me and my friends, all these people. And then you kind of look at their Facebook and it's like, you know, fight the power resistance. You know, we need to be more sensitive when we're making jokes and they post all this stuff. And you're just like, oh, you just don't care about thinking both the things. So I actually think that most girls like talk that shit and then in reality they don't actually you know they don't really follow follow through with

it and i think people are kind of attracted to who they're attracted to and you know girls legitimately i think that one of the things is on top of that is like, I think girls to some degree, when they live in this bubble, they don't maybe understand the extent to which like, you know, if they think like someone who listens to Joe Rogan is like a problem or whatever, and they don't realize like, oh, that's just every fucking normal person, you know? So I think that when they kind of realize that stuff, they're just like, oh yeah, it's like, this guy's actually normal. I was just told that this like guy's the worst because he you know listens to a karate podcast but girls send

messages to jail to serial killers you know to put it in perspective and i said this joke before but they send all these messages to serial killers and then the serial killers have no time for the real fans who've been with them since the start. So I don't think that girls act like that, but I do get that they would go to their therapist and be like, oh, I just need someone that's woke. But then they don't actually act on that. It's like the guys that are like, I only date tens. And you're like, okay. Funny, because this is your girlfriend's footprint. My glass is shaking when she walks in the building. And she says the two biggest deal breakers she hears from clients are smokers and Trump supporters. Well, yeah, I guess that would

be the case in, you know, in fucking, you know, New York, where you said you're only taking these liberal clients. I could see that being said. But the opposite is also true. Trump supporters want nothing to do with voting for Biden. I just spoke with a gentleman today who has a conservative political beliefs, and he told me that he did not want to date a crazy liberal. I don't think you want to date a crazy anything, you know, and that's true. You don't want to date a crazy liberal, but there's plenty of liberals that aren't crazy. It's kind of the same thing I was saying in the last, you know, in the vice article, which like, yeah, don't be crazy and don't date someone that's fucking fanatical about some bullshit that they're not even involved in. And if you're like

a conservative guy or, you know, the idea that I get, I think that if you're a conservative and you're like, I don't want to do liberal, that seems stupid. I think that, um, you, if I think that if you're a liberal dude, I think dating a conservative girl, to me, that seems like it'd be tough. Like if you're super fucking liberal and then the girl's coming in calling you a cuck and stuff, to me that would suck. Your wife's calling you a libtard. You know, you say stuff, you're on the internet saying stuff. She's like, sorry, my boyfriend's a snowflake oh i'm sorry is this a safe space my boyfriend's constantly triggered i don't think that'd be fun being told that you're fucking a cuck from your girlfriend going off about how everyone all your friends are fucking snowflakes

she's fucking you so that wouldn't be fun. Don't date crazies. I think it would be tough to date a crazy liberal. You come home. You know, she wants to have sex. And every time she's hanging from the chandelier, she's got to have 9,000 dildos in the equation. She's got to cum 95 times. You know, she's a whole procedure.

But it might be also crappy to date a hardcore conservative. You know, she can only come unless she's looking at Trump. You know, you're having sex with her. And she's like, I'm cooming when she looks at the Trump poster. And then the girl, the liberal, as she's coming, she goes, he's so orange. Something like that. I think the moral of the story is don't be crazy. And I'm hoping we see something positive come out of the conversation that's happening because of all the speech stuff.

And it's just one of those things, man, like every, they had everyone on board with the fucking, with Trump's being bad. Kinda, you know, I think the most, most average people were kind of like, yeah, that trump stuff's fucking crappy you know everyone's making fun of the guy's hat that was at the protest it was everyone was like yeah fuck this protest and then it's just they always come back with just like this extreme overreaction it's like yeah we're to shut down the fucking internet. And then you got to be like, you almost just had people agreeing. It's like they,

anytime there's anyone that kind of has any consensus on anything, they got to shut it the fuck down. Anyways, this week on the Patreon, I think it's one that is worth checking out because I go through a bunch of stuff on my own. But in addition to that, I have my dark web correspondent, Patrick O'Neill on the podcast.

And you know, every time I have him on a bunch of people message me more, more Patrick, more Patrick, Patrick, especially on the page. So people love him. You know,

this guy's he's a, he's in the thick of it. Cause he's a, he's a producer of radio and Canada. And he kind of like, he just has like a big picture of everything. And he's just, you know, kind of one of those like weird encyclopedias of knowledge, he just has like a big picture of everything. And he's just, you know,

kind of one of those like weird encyclopedias of knowledge. Everyone always loves it when I have him on and he's a fucking hilarious dude. And so I think it's a great episode on the Patreon. And thank you everyone for supporting the boys cast 2021 off to a crazy start. Peace.