The Boyscast with Ryan Long - NON STOP SELF OWNS: Cancelers, Shooters & Women's Basketball w/ Danny

Episode Date: March 26, 2021

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these the worst Jamaican patty maybe I've ever eaten in my life from this Daniel was not happy with the Jamaican patty honestly like

I am a fucking garbage disposal he thought there is so rare an instance where I'm like this is like I'm like there's a very rare

instance where I'm like I can't eat food and then I was like this is so nasty I took it back and the guy was like yeah he's like it's old and i'm like so why are you selling it and he's like i'll just give you a new one and then he just like nuked one in the microwave and i ate and i burned the shit out of my mouth i'm midway through my patty and i noticed daniel's disappeared and you go where is he and you walk into the bodega and he's like um excuse me i believe the cooking wasn't up to my par cooking when i

was uh the best part is ryan ate a four-day-old jamaican patty and he's like this is pretty good i thought that i was getting a jamaican batty boy and i paid three dollars and i thought it was a steal of a deal for a jamaican man's asshole i wish and boy is your name bud bud i wanted to start before we talk about anything i wanted to give a shout out to lou spears yeah um because i don't know if you guys haven't checked this out lou spears so he got this story published and the story was that he got his cock trapped in a metal cage and he got it republished on vice and he like documents the whole thing but i saw that like as the vice article yeah

i thought that 30 days ago and i remember being like it's like they want me to make fun of them i go i go look at this i go you know i when i'm thinking about articles i'm like i don't want to talk about vice non-stop but then you vice released an article i got my cock trapped in a cage and hackers uh lock the cage they're straight up doing it for purpose like you know it's just click like they honestly are like yeah it's i mean you're obviously gonna get like but they don't care they're just like no purpose served regardless of if it's real or not it is purpose regardless but the funny part is and i think this was the kind of the theme of all fucking week is they all double down on it so they really basically the article he said that he got his, his dick strapped in a cage and then all these, uh, hackers hacked the cage and he, they asked him to send them

Bitcoin. So he released it a month ago and they were releasing the article at the time and all these other blue check marks, blue skid marks were retweeting it being like great journalism, like a masterpiece. The one guy called it a, the one guy goes, this is a masterpiece. And you think he was maybe talking about Lou's cock and he goes,, like a masterpiece. The one guy called it, the one guy goes, this is a masterpiece. And they... You think he was maybe talking about Lou's cock and he goes,

that's a masterpiece. That's a nice piece right there. That's a masterpiece right there. Well, the Vice reporters, probably for them, this is sort of a masterpiece because they were like, I was going to use that product.

Right. I just ordered my dick in a cage. You know what the real victim is in this? Is the company who manufactures that product. And they're like, you can't hack our dick cages. And they're like, they're like you can't hack our dick cages and they're like they're like they're like they're unhackable the whole time they've been like you can't hack them we swear they they came back and they were saying like no you can't hack our dick yeah you can't hack our dick cages they're like they're not online like

they probably have to go do this whole thing where it's like yeah unless you hook up the dick cage to your wi-fi like you're pretty good also the vice reporter probably had his dick in a cage when he got the email being like, you know, they can hack the dicks into cages. And he was like, what? Actually, someone sent me also the... There was one more thing about that is because basically in the Skype interview, so the guy does the Skype interview and he's saying, he's like, I actually kind of thought it was hot right now and you could see the vice report and the vice

reporter goes i'm so sorry to hear that but in his you could see in his face the vice reporter is kind of like that is and so the and it's just like a chastity belt essentially it's a chastity belt and then it just like it locks yeah but someone sent me uh maybe i'd do this another time but someone sent me a different pegging article because we were talking about so much about the pegging and vice did release an article being like why it's actually sweet to get pegged of course i think i did talk about it before yeah you know you could just feel like your girl does and but i thought this week so i had a bunch of them but i thought it was like such the week of cell phones because even because so this journalist cell phones it was a big cell phone it was a big cell phone week all these journalists they retweet all this

stuff and they're like this was amazing and then it gets proven false and then they go well even though i yeah yeah it doesn't not once do these people say i was just wrong yeah so the shooter was the big cell phone of the week right the so they literally the the new one yeah good good question which one it's back to we're back to america is back as they would say because when you do a pod a weekly podcast and you go the shooter and i go which shooter yeah really dude they were it's almost like they get too cocky too because basically the shooter came out and like i said when they did the asian shooter people were people were making the asian thing we discussed that but it's also i talked to three people they were saying that and you go well you know there's white people too and they go what

yeah what do you mean and they go i never saw that i saw 40 articles and not one of them mentioned other white white people died yeah not that it should matter, whatever. But then the fucking this week, the one was basically the, the white shooter, which everyone already fucking knows this. I'm sure. But the white shooter, uh, they all said he's white or whatever comes out.

He's like a Muslim guy. Hates Trump. Like the whole deal. Yeah. That was like, he's like, he hates Jews, hates Israel,

hates Trump. Not wrong. Cause he's like, yeah, he's not the worst guy. Uh, let's just hear him out. And then, yeah, they're like, and he's like, he's not the worst guy. Let's just hear him out. And then, yeah,

they're like, and they're like, well, it doesn't matter. Well, that's the thing. And he only killed white people. He only killed white people. But when you saw the, all the blue check marks,

every single one of them, their tweet after was like, well, I may have been wrong. It actually is still, you know, that was, I was wrong about that one, but it is still white supremacy. And there It actually is still, you know, that was, I was wrong about that one, but it is still

white supremacy. And there was articles legitimately saying they go, well, it's actually kind of still white supremacy anyway. Yeah. No, because you have to understand that, you know, Islam was influenced by white supremacy. So they're still like trying to, they're doing the math. They're, they're, you know, all of the numbers in the air. I'm pretty sure Islam predates white white people but just white people there's nothing they can't make those

connections on but i saw a legitimate article that goes even though this guy wasn't white it still is white supremacy that's crazy it's kind of like who published like how you know a dude being like with his girlfriend being like, even though you didn't cheat, the fact that you like looked at that guy, you're still gonna be punished. You're like, I think you would have cheated.

You're like, I think that like, I know you didn't cheat on me, but I think like given the opportunity and the right set of circumstances, you would, I always feel like, so you're, so I'm going to,

yeah. And I always, I always kind of feel like with the, with these, with co, so it comes out Asian shooter shooter or the muslim shooter whatever right it kind of feels like they're trying to bait you into race statistics because they go all of the you know as far as crime stats go it's all you know it's all white people and you go anything you want to say add to that i know that's like i see there's a couple of like the conservative asian chicks who are like when the thing happens and they're like they're like this

is our time to shine yeah it's well positioned because they're like yeah they're the ones being like we're the voice of reason we are the affected party and we're like it's obviously huge week for conservative like he just was killing prostitutes basically yeah but they go every uh just uh every shooting and all like crime is done by white people and that's what they say to you and you have to go and you go yeah yeah yeah do you know like the memes where it's like the guy's sweating face yeah yeah or like the two buttons yeah they sort of take them and that's the thing is that they kind of it's this cycle where they kind of say stuff like that and then people go i mean if you want to get into crime statistics and then they go,

look at this guy, he's talking about race crime statistics. You go, you're talking about race crime statistics. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to. Do you remember once upon a time,

you know, you know, the nineties kids memes. Yeah. Like a nineties kids memes. Like I 90 only nineties kids remember when it was right wing people that like to say race statistics. Yeah.

No, it's left wing people, but they're just more selective. It's just just like it's just the ones you choose it's only 90s kids that remember i only 90s kids remember when not everything was about race you know growing up and looking at your friend without like having to his skin tone being the entire thing yeah back when just a shooter could just be a shooter yeah they could just be themselves which was sort of the good old days i mean that's when it was all. It was either like terrorism or then lone gunmen. That's what it used to be.

It used to be like basically it was always like the lone gunman. That was the big one. It used to be a lone. It was like it was a lone gunman. And then now they're like, no, we have to give them more motives. They're like, he can't like nobody is like allowed to just kill for like the joy of killing anymore. Yeah, you can't. You're not allowed to just like like you can't just kill because you're like i like the taste of blood yeah not allowed anymore like

they're like even if that is the case and you say it you go you kill they apprehend you and you're like why'd you kill them you're like i just wanted to kill people if you do if you they won't allow a woman well can they call that a hate crime if you murder because she's a woman or is it only race i mean someone's gonna say because if you if it's gay it's a crime crime if you murder her because she's a woman? Or is it only race? I mean, someone's going to say it's a hate crime. Because if it's gay, it's a hate crime, right? Yeah, if it's like orientation. I mean, definitely. So if I killed you.

Yeah, that would be a hate crime for sure. Is that a hate crime? You'd just be hated on me. But they have. But no, I don't think so. I don't think you could kill one. But if you kill two women, then you're like an incel. But the question is when you say hate crime it's like are they gonna try and try you for hate crime well i think the idea is you get more time but it's like i give you but again like

i know south park but it's like you killed 10 people what are they adding on like well i think the biggest thing is the death sentence someplace right Right. So they go, I fucking killed these 10 people. And then it's like, because he was gay, get him. Yeah, you go, well, if you did it because they were gay, we're going to have to kill you. The whole thing. Otherwise, we could let these 12 cold-blooded murders slide. Yeah, just as opposed to before.

I killed them because they wronged me by eating my last jamaican patty right but the there is that like cycle because okay if you look at you know with uh the kids in the cages thing i feel like sometimes the conservatives like take their bait and even sometimes it's not even on purpose by these people. Like I said, they're kind of, you know, they get to talk about race statistics. Then they get people talking about race statistics and they go, look at this guy talking about race statistics.

And they're like, that's because you brought it up. Yeah. We're talking about white race statistics. They're like, ours are fine. And then you talk about, do you go,

well, here's the other side of this coin. And they go, Oh, we got a racist. It's like, what the hell? We got a racist.

Yeah. So another one that I feel like, and it's, although I will start just to cut you off, but it's like what the hell we gotta raise we gotta raises yeah so another one that i feel like and although i will start just to cut you off but it's like if you do cite non-white crime statistics and you know them off the top of your head if you not have them we've said that it's not a good look to know the like black crime statistics off the dome it's just not a good not a good look there's not like unless you like work in that specifically field. If you work in criminal justice or something. Yeah, what percentage of murders were black people in Chicago?

And you go, how many stuff is this? There were actually 1,024 murders last year in Chicago, black on black. And you're like, shouldn't know that. Yeah, it's not great to know. But if you're like, the percentage of the you know white supremacist you know what percentage of mass shooters were white people which is also i guess it's how you rig it all depends on how they define it right because if they go if a mass shooting's four or more people then apparently the stats are i mean the best was the they go

they were just like well yeah but like syrian people are white like that's they just went to that with this guy who's the Colorado shooter they go but yeah but like Syrians I think I agree

I think all criminals are white of course like even you know what I mean it's kind of you know how if you vote for the wrong guy

you lose your black card like any black person that dumps crime is not crime for me it's like Charlamagne said black man don't cheat once they cheat they're now white

they're now white yeah that's how you but the another one would be okay if you you know the kids in cages stuff and then biden still has just as much kids in cages or worse or whatever it is right yeah and all you know everyone's sort of taking the baby and like haha you know look at this guy this guy has kids in cages like you know you see babylon b writing all the articles or whatever yeah all these kids in cages and then you go um yeah but then they're just gonna be like okay we'll let them all out into the streets and then you go well we didn't want you to do that totally but that's well that's the one thing is like they're not doing but it's almost like that's

like you're saying the rights now trying to bait like biden into being like okay well then i'm gonna let them all out well they could they could just be like okay well how about this we put all of the kids in cages now we took them their families out and we just released 10 million people in austin well a lot of the things with the kids in cages is they're unaccompanied like they're sent over as a 10 year old without your parents you're like yeah were you gonna like they just really well they just that'd be crazy they released them into the sewer they're sewer kids now sewer kids now just like a bunch of children live in the sewers but that

it does feel like you know I guess the kids in cages don't have accompaniment but they could just if you were trying it's kind of like

the gun things it's like the mass shootings you get to do what you want if you get everyone mad that Biden's like mistreating these immigrants he could be like okay well

I think they said like some of them they're like we're giving them hotels now totally and you're paying for it and they're like don't these immigrants he could be like okay well I think they said like some of them they're like we're giving them hotels now totally and you're paying for it and they're like don't do that and they're like they're they're like flying them to like Detroit and shit they're like we're gonna deal with them like in

mission process them I would like a one I would like an all expenses paid trip to Detroit I'm good on that it is funny too because it's like with the Trump thing they're like oh they're putting them in cages and then this thing and they're like what and you're always like it's just always something in the middle it's always the answer is always something like yeah not as far as one direction it's like everybody's like i don't know the one thing i do like even though

it's a kind of morbid thing is like with all whenever there's like the anything bad happens now and everybody's like well this is biden's america like how do you like like on twitter it's always like from a tragedy but then it's also like because the same people were like how do you like this is trump's america now people are like okay this is biden's america people like no no this is still trump's america this is the stuff trump did not no no no no this is the stuff it's actually still trump's america technically it's actually still trump's america yeah there i say the third own um which we don't have to go that much because i'm sure everyone's talked about it the the classic case where

ellery smith the comic let's talk about i think a lot of people don't know about it okay so what happened was basically super like left-wing hollywood comic type she goes uh basically she's so left-wing that nobody knows who she is yeah yeah she goes basically Shane's like remember when Shane Gillis got fired from SNL and people said it wasn't going to lead to violence well basically look at now the shootings happened yeah point A like Shane Gillis

doing a podcast point B like a fucking massage parlor and it took 15 seconds for them to find five tweets of her being like oh I just had pad thai didn't put my cat in it yeah and then she so everyone quote tweeted all this stuff then they got the tweets and then she did actually get fired from her job that's crazy as adult swim so she got fired from her job and then but oh she's that's confirmed yeah that's what what did

she do on adult swim i don't know uh fluffering i assume barista fluff some of the male feminists yeah she's pretty good but they so then what happened was she like loses her job and then she but she still she still goes no i actually so that was like the big cell phone or whatever but then she goes uh i actually stand by what i said i should be fired blah blah and you go oh it's a cult. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But imagine you're like literally, well, yeah, I should get my lashings.

Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've said it for a long time. A lot of these people have zero like sense of self-preservation. Like they're not like trying to be like, you know what? I should just do the thing that like lets me kind of like

keep this like job that I've worked for 10 years. But some of it started with self-preservation. Yeah. Like a lot of it started with. Like, yeah, maybe they're like, well, no, because it's like, I think. No, but some of it started with self-preservation yeah like a lot of it started with like yeah maybe they're like well no because it's like i think no but no it started with more than self-preservation it's like they're trying to it's almost like an advancement yeah it's like they're like i'm here i want to go higher so now i'm gonna like go like try and call this guy out

and like you know put myself above him at least like kind of morally whatever like essentially saying like shane gillis had something to do with like murders like you know and then it backfired on her and then she couldn't she had to be like yeah i mean at that point she was kind of fucked because the mob just kind of what are you gonna do over i am but the mob started taking over it is it is a fucking a one that i mean you know patrick's kind of like oh people shouldn't give up this is war like that's sort of his take but it is it is sort of a weird one because it's like they kind of you know someone like that says okay uh i'm you know i actually do deserve my thing and then some people that were making fun of her were like oh she shouldn't actually get canceled and it was like

okay we're just back at square one i guess it's just one well i mean well that's the problem is like it's not like she's gonna be like okay you get to keep your job did you learn your lesson like she was like no it's like you didn't cancel you didn't fire me so i'm gonna keep doing this there is something it's almost like she has to learn the lesson but then at the same time it's like i don't want her like it's not about them learning a lesson it's about i you it's about okay i always go back to even when you're talking about you know religion or anything like that right you don't the idea that you don't you don't replace something with something with more rules you replace something with something that's fucking cooler you know kirk masgard are a good one where

he's like no you replace it with something shit that's more fun like i always kind of say it's like you know it's people partying in a bar and the people are like oh they're nazis you know the or they're white uh blasphemous the devil and you're like no we're just fucking at a bar right and with that it's like there is something to be said about people watching this and being you know other Hollywood like phony people or whatever watching that being like yeah maybe being the wreck everyone's life person isn't ideal totally yeah oh yeah I mean you would hope so like I'm sure in Hollywood it's like there's a lot of. I mean, you would hope so. Like I'm sure in Hollywood, it's like, there's a lot of hers.

I mean, there's probably a lot of, you know, someone took her job at adult swim. Like, you know, the job, someone's replaced her.

So if you're the person that loses your job and then she, someone else takes that job of adult swim, do you think that they're the same? It's either, either they go, I need to scrub everything first. I mean, the real lesson for

this whole thing is like delete your tweets yeah but also like just imagine being the person that like scrubbed everything you've ever done go back you delete your twitter delete your old facebook and then you're like good now i can yell at people it's like you have to be such a piece of shit a hundred percent but i think you have to be a piece of shit to be that anyway so it's like at least just fucking like how do you have that not that awareness to think like hey like i mean i get it like i've sent tweets where you're like you don't think anything of it and then it like whatever just blows up and you're like like negatively and you're just like yeah you weren't kind of expecting it but like and so maybe that's the thing you had your black people steal tweets yeah my black people steal

tweets exactly and they play basketball um but no it's like you know maybe they just didn't know that like she didn't expect it and then she's like oh it's too late to fucking go start deleting tweets but yeah obviously that but also don't be the yeah but that's what i mean so it's either if you're there you think that some people would be like yeah maybe i won't be the it's the christian that's like uh you sinned you sinned you sinned and then you're like you know you're and then you used to be a fucking stripper like you know what i mean i think it's a cautionary tale for specifically for like maybe white people because i'm sure like no non-white person saw that and they're like because they would still be like although that chick from fucking teen vogue the cancelers are

getting canceled right and left yeah i mean and i guess like at least there's some consistency on it because a lot of the thing forever was like rules for the, not, you know, rules for whatever, where you're like, why are they only canceling people on one side? So it's like, I mean, the whole system sucks, but at least it's somewhat being handled. And everyone's moving away from those jobs too, where it's like, you know, that, that was your quote where it was like, you know, take away your jobs, like what jobs, like, you know what I mean? But it's anyways, that was the third self-owned uh and then a few of the other ones i'd say that

um there was the recent one where the army had uh gender new they instituted gender neutral testing and then they had to get rid of the gender neutral testing because no women could pass it oh like it was just like testing. Like there wasn't specific requirements for women. Yeah. Like things like, you know, can you stand here in a stressful situation without crying? Like that was one of the,

yeah. Can you stand at a Starbucks while they fuck up your order two times in a row without just breaking down your taxes from start to finish? And even if that includes getting an accountant without your boyfriend's help, carrying groceries, carrying all the groceries yourself without asking for help yeah there was navigate like uh they just had to navigate from one army base to the other with a map stuff like that al bundy made the test yeah so then they basically it was kind of the same as

do you remember a while ago they did uh this was an old one, but it was when things were really starting to get crazy. But they did, they were saying that the orchestra didn't have it. Yeah, I remember. They were doing the blind auditions. Yeah. And they were like, even less women made it. No, it was more of a race thing. No, I thought it was a gender thing too.

Probably both. But they, yeah, they basically said said we need more diversity in violinning yeah and then we're gonna do a blind audition yeah it was like total like you were behind like a third

and then they go so it's like we can only listen to it and they're like and they're like yeah that did not go well yeah and then basically because

yeah they did way less of them which sort of goes into my it's like basically doing like a slam we're gonna do we're gonna do

a blind slam dunk competition we need more diversity we're gonna we're gonna do a slam there you go it's genderless raceless slam dunk competition yeah we think the judges were picking you know all these judges are sexist they're just too pro-black so it's like yes let's do it well that leads in because the article that i wanted to mainly talk about was in basketball so there was a couple different things but if you saw um this if you saw in uh this week and this was probably about a week ago but they did the the college basketball right yeah well they're currently at march pandas yeah and the there was

like a big uproar about the fact that the women have less stuff than the men well it was the way yeah it was the way i mean it was pretty fucked up like granted like nobody gives a shit about women's ncaa unless they like went to that school yes but like it's like they air it on tv like i'll sometimes be like and the thing is the you know what's like they air it on tv like i'll sometimes be like and the thing is the you know what the sneakiest thing to do with like the cable is they don't say they go march madness and they don't say you're watching women so like unless you know it's you know oh oregon's playing alabama and you go click on you're like oh it's women and like i have to flip it like i think i'm about to watch the men's and then it's like the women's then i just

like have to go through it because i don't want to watch it but yeah it's like they gave them like like like i've been to the worst hotel in the world that has a better gym than that but it's because they it's like a temporary site but it's weird because you're like why can't they just share it with the men's it's just like a weight room yeah they should be able to share the showers with i mean it's i guess yeah i don't know if the ncaa and the ncaa like a women's is like a different totally different organization or whatever but it's like, yeah, anyways, there's this huge uproar, and then they're like, and our food's all bad and everything.

So because this happened, it opened up the conversation of should women be paid as much as men in basketball and all that stuff. I think so, 100%. Yeah, which I, of course, think so. Yeah. But which led to this article, which, before I even say that, you made a good point today. We were talking, it was like kind of the same thing where, remember when we're

talking this, you're saying that so comedy central basically like switch their entire brand and they're like, we're only putting women comics or whatever. Yeah. They've been doing it for a while. Okay. This has been not a recent thing, but they released the clips of women and everyone in the comments is like, fuck you. This sucks.

There's like sucks there's like there's like you know not a hundred percent but like all the top comments are like this is terrible it's very their audience is not feeling you know and yeah and then sometimes people are like this is all right like you know people are like i like i like her energy but it's kind of interesting energy or whatever you basically are like you know that the audience is gonna hate it and they release it after but you made the point you think someone at comedy central that goes wait there's comments on these well that's if you're like yeah like you feel like maybe like there's like an 85 year old dude who's like running and he goes there's comments on this yeah they give you the thing

it's like just figured out how to post these we're posting your clip on comedy central stand up uh yeah yeah don't you know They don't, you know, just don't look at the comments. It's almost like, Hey, we're about to post your clip on the Comedy Central stand up. You're going to want to maybe not log in Instagram for a week or so. You're going to be getting tagged a lot.

And it's not their fault. That's what we were saying. It's like, you know, whatever. No, it's this too. Okay.

So there's a few things. One is they, because they, because of their choices of who they're gonna pick the guys that they're only allowed to pick are legacy famous guys so like bill burr dave chapelle and then some chick that's been doing stand-up for three years in brooklyn exactly and they see this they you know they see this side by side and they're go this is and also a lot of these people started following this page five years ago when it was just like Bill Burr and Patrice O'Neill.

And then now they started like slowly. And then it's like some chick has been doing standup for two years. Yeah. And they're like, and it's talking about, you know, being non-binary. Yeah. And getting like, what is this? Vouched for by Comedy Central. So it's like, there's this assumption.

If you like that, you'll love this. Yeah. And there's this assumption that like, wait, you know, you vetted them. Like you vetted Dave Chappelle. Like, you know, you made sure this is like. Exactly. Worthy. This is like, you know know people view that as like the major leagues kind of you know this is like the i've seen that happen to friends of ours where they know the clips out there and they just get fucking blasted up but it was kind of you made a good point when we were

talking about is like yes but a lot of this stuff it kind of just is for girls like that stand-up there's probably some audience of women that likes that but the problem is but if you ever said that like yeah yeah girls and guys like different stand-up they're like no that's because there's sexism that's why guys don't like i said that for a very long time when like when the you know the female like comedy thing for a long time when like you know there was more of like an emphasis on you know more like female comedians and like they were like we want to show more and i was like you know it's like and a lot of guys do this too where it's like a lot of guys do comedy for guys i just think guys are maybe like have for a long time we're more into stand-up but like forever

it's like it was just a one-size-fits-all kind of comedy and now it's just getting more like you know and that's what they say when they do compartmentalize the bit it's kind of that where they're like oh we like this comedy and they're like no you don't that's because you're sexist yes and then you go i don't like that one either you go well that's because you're sexist that's because you're sexist you go i like i don't like this one it's because you're racist but i'm i used to say when hand when i remember doing the corner with hannah or whatever it's like sometimes you do a uh a set with like hannah hogan or whatever like you would do a set where even if she didn't have like the best set some girls would be like oh i really like that

hannah girl yeah 100 it's like they liked it it's like people have different tastes yeah because they're sexy i mean because they're sexist i mean it's the same thing of like if you extrapolate comedy to any other art form you would be like you know there's types of music where it's like yeah only chicks like that music only guys like this music now there's less things where only guys like the music but there's definitely a million genres or like people where it's like yeah only women listen to this yeah and the guys they drag to the shows and a lot of those are mad too it's like yeah like the only thing they like is like you know whatever just like some pop stuff right but i mean like taylor swift how many straight dudes are listening to taylor swift gay ones yeah straight guys no yeah not right it's like which

is fine magic can you imagine like just being a swift head like yeah like that's it like and you're like you don't have like a daughter who drags you to that and you're like just a straight dude who loves taylor swift you're dragging your wife to it yeah or whatever exactly yeah you're dragging your wife to taylor swift like so the article they wrote was called Women's Basketball is Better Than Men's. And this will be a cell phone. And it's by a guy. Do tell. So it's by a guy.

And it's definitely a lot of, you know, they try harder. Like, it's stuff like that. I can already know. He's like, they try harder. They want it more. What's your prediction? They want it more. They want it more.

You can tell. He's like, they know there's less money in it, so they really love the game more. You can tell that they're authentic. The guys are half-assing it. Yeah, the guys are half-assing it. They're in it for the lifestyle. There's no lifestyle with women's basketball. It's like being a fucking carny on the road.

You're not making any money. You're away from your family. You can't have kids. You're just giving up all this stuff to be a women's basketball player right you're giving up nothing he's just he's getting paid a million dollars doesn't even want to be there doesn't even want to be there doesn't even like basketball just happens to be able to fucking put a ball in a hoop it's also a guy that wrote the article which is like the idea of do you think because he worked up at the sports site kind of thing and what's the site it's called uh 538.com oh yeah that's a pretty like that's a pretty

so imagine being silver it's not nate silver but being a guy that you know you work at this site It's called 538.com. Oh, yeah. That's a pretty reputable name. It's not Nate Silver. Being a guy that you work at this site, and then they assign you this article, and they're like, women are better at basketball. It's like, oh, we're doing a satirical thing. It's like, how is it better? It's like, that's what you have to find out. So I wonder if they assigned him, or if he just hasn't had something published in two months, and he's like, fuck, what am I going to do in there and he goes oh i got it it's like yeah fucking turn this down why don't you and then i'll have my own i'll have a different article of an article on my blog about how my fucking boss wouldn't my sexist in the middle

of this sexism scandal they wouldn't fucking let me write this article i'll have a different article okay so he was he's made he's making a whole case here and what he says it starts with last month when my editor talked to me with looking into the stats surrounding the notorious harvard 16 to 1 upset from 1998 i didn't know much about women's basketball when i found that upsets are much less common in the w um ncaa women's tournament that may um my mind jumped to the what seemed like a logical explanation that women's sports has lack of depth so he's saying when he started he was thinking you know he went into the right it is true it's like they have these dynasties like yukon and fucking oregon and like where they these teams are just like they win forever tennessee and then he says but it

turns out women's college is actually as strong and deep as college-age talent as the men's and as for the rarest talent it has significantly more so and the argument that they make in this article and there's a lot more to it yeah but it draws from the top talent so what they're saying is that there's actually more uh people that play like more women that play basketball so take for instance versus what well i'll show you versus men's basketball they go take for instance serena williams serena is not serena because she has the fastest serve on earth but because she's taken on the best competition and the biggest stages in the world so first of all uh you know i i find this is one of the things they always do

is they compare team sports and they always bring up Serena Williams and people like that. Ronda Rousey, Serena Williams. And you're like, do you really not understand that when two people... Okay, when you're watching a basketball game, when you're watching Conor McGregor fight,

you're not watching the top fighter in the world. You're watching the top fighter for that weight class so in all of these things it's fine because they're matched up better like i always when you're watching like ufc well not tennis tennis is always just like whatever it's right it's ranking but it's like a lot of times like you know a lot of finals well no but i'm saying one-on-one sports in general isn't always about that's the only one where one-on-one sports in general isn't always about, that's the only one where, one-on-one sports are the only one where these two people don't have to be the best and it's still fun to watch. Yeah, totally. I mean, with tennis all the time, it's like, you know, there'll be a finals and it'll be like the number two seed against the number 30 seed, especially in women's.

Okay, I'll give you like a perfect example. Even on like a total low scale. Imagine, why do you think YouTube or boxing matches are interesting? Or even if like, if me and you had like some shit talking and we had to have a one-on-one basketball game,

a one-on-one basketball game might kind of be interesting to watch. If me and you and a bunch of people shit talked and they're like, me and my four friends

are playing your four, it's no longer interesting. For sure, yeah, totally. Yeah. See what I'm saying? It's the team dynamic, 100%. The team dynamic makes it

where you're like, okay, if I'm watching a team dynamic, that would be fucking good. That was the thing recently where, who was the guy that he's a basketball player and everyone was talking shit to him and they're saying that, I think we were talking about it,

but they basically were talking, like all these people on the internet were talking shit to him and he was like, no, I'm actually fucking sick at basketball. I'm just not the top player in the NBA. I don't remember. We were talking about that?

Well, basically, you know, all these people were talking shit to this guy. I mean, I saw the thing with Brian Scalabrini the other day. And then he goes, I'll play anyone. Well, he played this kid at a high school. This was like on the internet. He destroyed like 19 people like one by one, like dismantled them. Oh, that I don't remember. And it's just like, yes, this is a different level of competition.

But Brian Scalabrini was this like, he called him the white mamba. He played for Boston. And there's this video of this kid at a high different level of competition. But Brian Scalabrini was this, like, he called him the white mamba. He played for Boston. And there's this video of this kid at a high school gym in, like, Compton or USC or something. And the kid's, like, you know, this young kid. And he's, like, I'll fucking dust you. And he's, like, this guy's 42 years old. Like, you know, big, kind of, like, not particularly fast. But, like, he used to play in the NBA.

Like, people always think you're, like, yeah, you were a benchworm in the NBA. You suck. You're, like, no, still, like, fucking one of the top 500 basketball players in the world. Like at one point. And then anyways, he just like destroyed this kid who was like 19. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But they say, okay.

Meanwhile, female. So they're basically saying there's more teams. There's more teams in the league. And because there's more college age women play basketball, it also must be worth noting that about 22% of high school athletes who play team sports play basketball

compared with 17% men. Meanwhile, female college athletes make up 20% of the athletes who play in top team sports while men's basketball players make up 11%. So this is the part where i'm saying i mean there's no female football program no but it's it's better than that it's they it's the thing where i say you're cnn when uh when it suits you and fogs when it suits you yeah

they're saying in their argument that the reason the women's sports is better is because men are more interested in playing other sports than basketball. So extrapolate that now to anything else. Like they're saying that 20% of women play basketball, of athletes, whereas only 14% of men play basketball because they're interested in football or hockey or whatever. men play basketball because they're they're interested in uh football or hockey or whatever so the whole crux of the argument of why it's better is they're they're saying it's because they're coming from a whole pool like so if you go back to comedy you'd basically say like if there was a thousand male comedians and 500 female comedians you go well yeah men are better at comedy because they're picking from way more people of course i mean yeah so you go yeah now do any other thing except for that it's not true in fucking well that's but that's the thing so

that's the thing they don't even get to use it because they're saying well that's you know there's actually more women in basketball which is why and you go okay so your argument that you would call sexist in any other context but it's actually not the same because you go no no they're they're taking they're they are picking from a bigger pool of girls girls i mean again 538 so their whole thing is like the statistics based stuff they're the ones who notoriously in 2015 picked or 2016 picked hillary clinton with a 90 certainty to win the presidency that's like they got fucking they never will live that down. Right. That's these guys.

That's them, 538, yeah. So yeah, I just thought that was so funny. And then on top of that, you go even more, even more so than just the fact that their argument is that, yeah, yeah, men aren't interested in that sport, so they're actually picking up a less people it's like no the reason they're picking up out of less people in men is because you get weeded out of men's basketball by not being seven feet tall yeah there's a million dude i was at a fucking thing i was who wouldn't let this article get printed it's dude it's crazy

i was at a fucking we were for dinner with my girl last night and then she went into the bathroom she's like you see those two huge guys she's like she's like there was like two seven foot dudes and then she's like do you guys play basketball you might as well fuck them yeah she goes fuck him and i'm like you mind if i watch and uh but she was like i asked him if they're basketball players and they're like and they're like young guys and they're like yeah we like played in europe for a bit but like we don't play anymore and it's like they're like seven foot tall probably like sick basketball players can't cut it and they're like can't cut it they're like yeah we like played in europe for a bit but like we don't play anymore and it's like they're like seven foot tall probably like sick basketball players can't cut it and they're like they're like 25 and just like eating dinner at some shitty mexican restaurant

what's the thing that what percentage of people that are in the nba or no if you're over seven feet tall you have a 25 chance of being in the nba no yeah something like that i bet you it's maybe not maybe seven feet at some point yeah seven feet no it's of the people in the world that are seven feet which is only like you know 70 or whatever it is 15 of them are in the nba or something like that no wait dude i bet you the number i bet you it's like one person because the thing is most seven footers are so fucking uncorrect yeah and if you can literally if you can if you can get any amount of your shit together, you're in the NBA. There's so many seven feet.

Look it up. Okay. What percentage of people over seven feet are in the NBA? We'll just figure this out this way. Percentage of people. So then on top of that, if you're a guy and you were six foot two, for example, and you're this, you know, fire athlete, you need to literally be the star of the, you know, you need to be like the best player in the world if you're going to cut it. Whereas if you just mosey on over to any other sport.

Yeah. So there's 2,800 people in the world who are seven foot tall and over. I would have thought it would be more than that, but that's still like, you know, in the NBA, there's probably 10. So 10 out of 2,800. 10 out of 2,800. Yeah. Maybe there's more seven footers now from when the stat, from when that stat happened. I mean, there's only 12 players per team. Do you know how many people I've told that stat to? I mean, that would assume that all players in the NBA are seven feet tall.

I've told 500 people that. But if you take into account, if you go like, I will give you this. If you take into account playing in Europe and, you know, the G League and like every professional league in the world,

like professional basketball player, maybe it is up there. You get a shot. Okay. Because, you know, it's the old adage. Sounds like the stats back. You can't teach height.

But in the NBA, no. Because the NBA is like, dude, if you ever go watch like fucking, you know, G League and you're like, you see, you're like, oh yeah, the NBA is like, they are a lot better. Like, no. Because the NBA is like, dude, if you ever go watch like fucking, you know, G League and you're like, you see, you're like, oh yeah, the NBA is like,

they are a lot better. Yeah. Even than these guys who are amazing. Right. Because you're like, it's just those little things. Well, they also say, one other way to look at a team's

recruited talent is to sum up all of its players' talent pools. For example, a team with 100,000 players and one is one in fifty thousand player and then so they basically just go on to talk about this more and of course the top basketball teams uh the type you are likely to see when watching the champion tournaments the feature must much stronger talent and females dude you can literally have a study exhibit a they can't dunk you can literally like dig up Carl Sagan Albert Einstein get them to put together a theory of why women's basketball is better and you still be like no it's

not no doubt the women's tournament has a very different character than men's just a bit of a different character and I don't mean just the scarcity of dunks so they this guy might not like dunks you know what i mean if that is the thing though if you were someone that was like dunked on in high school yeah and very traumatic way this guy's getting dunked on a lot probably figuratively but but if you're you know what i mean you had like in your high school team you got dunked on and everyone's laughing and you know they booed you out of there and then you got pantsed as you're walking away like that it was a very traumatic moment and you just want to watch basketball without dunks then that character might be the right character that might be for you yeah or your sister plays

in the team it's like always anybody who's ever in the college basketball women's college basketball they're like yeah my sister plays on the team big upsets are extremely rare and teams perform relatively closer to their expectations but you don't turn into witness madness. You turn into witness greatness. Except for it's women's greatness. Yeah, except for it's like nobody knows who any of these people are. I saw another one. I do this joke where I'm like, you know,

girls say it's tough to walk alone at night or whatever, right? It's kind of the same thing as this but they go oh i i say that uh girls say that oh you don't know what it's like to be a man and walk alone at night or whatever and guys will say and i'll be like guys know yes guys know what it's like to walk alone at night yeah you know you'd be shaken if you're in a fucking alleyway where i grew up ajax you couldn't handle the fucking heat in ajax ontario dude burlington jew school that's fucking different that's a different uh clock i mean the funniest thing is like we're currently in miami and like not far from like a bad area

i i just see it as a normal area danny sees it as a bad area because the democratic ryan long because of the to me i just walk through and it's very normal to me but for you yeah you're shaking in your beard i think the battery i lock my. I see the bad areas when I walk through and people got the strings hanging from their belts. The Jewish... Which, by the way, why is that? Why do the Jewish people in Miami have the strings hanging from their belts?

It's not in Miami. They have them everywhere. I know they have them everywhere, but what is the strings? I can't... It's called tallit, I think. Yeah, I don't know. It's like some...

It's like an accoutrement if you will a jewish like kind of paraphernalia it's just a weird one yeah i can't remember the reasoning for it's not it's not do-rag strings though no it's not do-rag strings no if you look at it it's like it's almost like a wife beater but it doesn't have like sides so you kind of has the hole and you like put it over and then it has the strings. Stop it. They're attached to the shirt? Yeah, they're attached to the shirt.

Yeah, hold on. I thought they were hooped onto the belt loop. No, no, no, no. Well, that's news to me. I thought, yeah, but it is interesting that gangster culture and Jewish culture, they both were big into strings hanging down from the belt loop. I can't remember what it is. Okay, whatever. thought that yeah if you want to find that but basically the the thing with the men thing so then this tweet went super viral this week right and the idea was that people were saying that well men know what it's like to

you know feel unsafe or whatever and she goes yeah because of men right and then that went like super viral and you go it's the same thing as um the basketball thing where you would never do that for any other thing you go what other group um and i know you can always probably say what other group like go do that for white people do do this or whatever. Right. But it is, it's like the, the lack of seeing that arguments that you're against now using them. Cause you go, okay, now do like,

you know, a black guy that was like shot by another black guy. And he's like, Oh, I'm afraid to watch out. And you're like, because of your people, like totally right.

Yeah. What other, what other person would like walk through a thing and get the shit kicked out of them and then they'd be like well that's what you that's yeah maybe you should talk to your boys yeah totally i mean yeah it's it's insane what was the fucking what was i talking to you about i can't remember right now but it was it was something along that anyways here's the tz this is what they're called and this is what you see it's like a little shawl thing and it has the strings okay so this looks essentially like a native it's kind of like a poncho a native pon but it has like yeah it's

so it's a jewish poncho it's like a jew poncho yeah but it has these strings i don't know what the point of it is i don't remember but it's a poncho but then there's sometimes these ones these are like the shitty ones oh you get them on amazon if you want to use our my referral link it's like four corners of this shirt that's insane but there's no side that's the weird thing so it's part of the shirt yeah well you can get one does it give you powers or how does it work i guess yeah why else would you wear if it didn't give you powers well so in the thing uh yeah to me it would be the equivalent of going to like uh like a woman drowns her daughter

and the daughter you know that's what we're talking about we're talking about that daniel sloss thing remember where he had that stand-up clip that was like making the rounds where he's like literally it was from stand-up it's like two minutes of him being like you know talk to your boys like it's not enough to do nothing like you have to literally like that was a wild one yeah yeah and you're like and you're like and then he's like there's like this weird like attempt at a joke for like a second like after like two minutes of just like berating men and he's like talk to your boys he's like you know because one rape is too many and and we're all complicit and i'm like well and he's like he's like my friend raped someone and i'm

like because you're friends with rapists i guess you're a bad judge of character but uh and then and then you're like but why not do that for all things then like if you're saying like yes it's that's the point that i'm making you're making i know because i was like trying to think if you go oh yeah you're you know oh i friggin uh my i my mom almost drowned me it's like well you should talk to women about yeah yeah hey women like you on twitter ryan's like yeah hey women it's like talk to your girls yeah it's like my girlfriend hit me last night talked domestic abuse against men not cool every woman talk to your girls yeah it's like my girlfriend hit me last night talked domestic abuse against men not cool every woman talk to your women talk to your women yeah and you're like okay but

and would and you know what i'd even be fine if you say logically you go okay like if you're in a relationship with like a chick or whatever you go okay fine let's make that argument but we're making that argument always so it's like like, so it's like, okay, now we're picking groups and blaming them. Is that what we're doing now? We're going, when things happen, we're picking groups and blaming them. Yeah.

As long as they're the allowable groups, there's basically like, it's yeah, there's, there's a few acceptable groups. Yeah. You go do any, okay.

Do other groups now. And you go, I mean, the funniest is probably someone is like, sees that. And then they're like, you know, do any, okay, do other groups now. And you go, no. I mean, the funniest is probably someone is like, sees that. And then they're like, you know, they like, they probably do go like, they don't really get the kind of testiness of the whole thing. And then they do do that logical thing. I think so. Well, people think like that.

People think in, you know, logic. Exactly. And especially, it all boils down to that. It's like baiting them. It's like, yeah, men are, you know. Do you think, how many guys watch Daniel sauce's comedy they're like at a

comedy show and then they fucking get out of there and they're like man that was killer hold on I gotta call my boys though if you guys fucking rape anybody ever again I'm

gonna fucking snap okay this is a no rape friend group let me hang out but I just watched some really insightful stand-up comedy yeah yeah it's 100% patting yourself on really insightful stand-up comedy yeah yeah it's 100 patting yourself on the back yeah it's like yeah it's like dudes are like imagine like you

receive that call from your friend you go hey uh ryan i just wanted to tell you that i will be really mad if you rape anybody from this point forward i was like i know yeah you're like i know i've never said anything i know you're all past me it's I know you all passed before. It's like, have you raped anybody before? I don't want to know about it. But from this point forward, no raping. I don't want to know about it. You're like, no rapes. What's done is done. Yeah, what's done is done.

But I just watched some comedy and no more raping. And if you haven't yet, good, but never. No rapes. Hang up your tools. I want that balaclava. If I come see a bella clava on the receiving end of that from your boy you're like the fuck is wrong you're right like what did you just get raped or something like that would be the thing you go are you being raped right now

what's going on because no yeah so they do that's the it's the classic move that's going on right now yeah but and you go i get you know and obviously it's not like this is some new thing but i'm not and i'm not pointing this out just you know again to say you know why can't i do this it's just like the lack that's why i'm saying all these cell phones it's like the lack of these people's ability to like play by their own rules for sure and it's like honestly it's like we learned 20 years ago that you're like yeah you know generalizations are like not good to do because it's like you know like people were like yeah maybe we shouldn't be generalizing so much you see i and then now they're like they're like odor definitely generalized just specifically there's also such a a

like a you can make like a different point where it's like there is something to be said about generalizations you know especially with cultures

if you're like this culture is more likely this it's like whatever it's true but it's like the point is are we holding someone

accountable for that of course it's like are you gonna be like applying it to every single member are you is this your fault well which would be applying it so yeah like you know you're like just because you know there are like you know trends or whatever you don't the whole point is you don't go to every person and be like you are this trend rigging the bank's your fault exactly i mean i've had to hand it i i've helped

yeah jews have been next on the chopping block a little bit Right you saw it turn probably With when Israel Became like sort of the bad guy As per social justice And it was kind of you go oh interesting Yeah interesting That's one thing that the

Like far left and far right agree Like yeah totally Like the far left and the far right but then it was like forever it was like not forever but for a long time it was mostly like it wasn't even the far left had a beef with israel it was mostly just like you know terrorists and like a lot of people in like the middle east i don't call them terrorists i just say that they're brown but i don't know whatever you sort of refer to them that way and i don't see it that way it was just like people in the Middle East who were like, hate Jews. You're saying the whole country.

You're saying all of fucking the Middle East. The entire country of the Middle East. The entire country of the Middle East. The Middle East, the country. That was another thing with the terrorist, the recent, the white shooter or whatever. They're all white, right? Yeah, they're all white. The shooter that they were saying was white.

There was literal people that were calling him a terrorist. And they basically were like, I apologize for calling a brown guy a terrorist. I know. And you're like, well, this one was. It's so weird. I was saying that. It's like-

They're like, this white terrorist. And then they're like, it was a brown guy that you called a terrorist. Like, I'm so sorry. But he was, it wasn't. No,

no, they go. No, he was a lone wolf. I feel like so much of this stuff is all just revenge. Like, it's like, we're,

we're in like this revenge world where like people are like, well, you did this to us a long time ago. So now we want to just flip the script and we're just going to do it to you. Yeah. That's what pretend like we're not, I was doing that line when we were talking today, but for the movie,

um, you know, I'm not gonna, you know, right now, uh, 90% of CEOs are, um,

uh, and 90% of CEOs are men. And I'm not going to arrest how we've reached a full equality. And that's flipped. Yeah, exactly. And that's kind of what it is. They're like,

like, look, you guys were like, white people were like a racist against us forever so we're like we just want to be racist against you for some period of time but then yeah like that's kind of what the the feeling is on like the subtext is like they're just you know just let us be racist towards you for a while and then which again and if they just said that you'd be like fine and to be honest i don't even mind any of that stuff as much it's the fucking logic uh like the the logic hypocrisy that i get the most annoyed for sure

because then you're cool because you're like okay here we go let's break out some race statistics no i just hate the the one plus one equals two stuff like i get so yeah because you want to be like okay i have some other one plus one equals two stuff i I get so. Yeah. Cause you want to be like, okay, I have some other one plus one equals two stuff. No, that's not even what it is really. It's more, I'm more, they're more telling me one plus one equals three.

Yeah. That's what I'm. It's the two plus two equals five. That's it. Is that, but then they wrote another article. I made my list of cell phones. So this is the other one.

Probably the biggest one of all time was Burger King's. That was the best. Yeah, Women Belong in the Kitchen. I got a few days of laughs out of that. Yeah, that was a great one. But this one, they said, the Bloomberg, they said your washing machine is a feminist icon. Bloomberg wrote that? Yeah. The finance site yeah well bloomberg's bloomberg

writes a lot of wacky shit yeah okay but the idea of it is it's because it when the washing machine came out women didn't have to do as much uh they didn't have to do that anymore so it made their lives easy because 90 of their life was you know washing washing but i like the idea that your fleshlight is a feminist icon but didn't asian people have to like weren't they originally washing machines weren't like asian people like the original washing machines wow no no it's true like there was like for a long time when like asian people were like only allowed to do certain businesses in like the united states and it was like one of them was like that's why a lot of them like washing services or whatever, like in laundromats are like that.

And then, you know, maybe the, I don't like, you know, so when they be the feminist icons, just Asians or feminist icons. Yeah.

Um, but basically, but yeah, the other thing you're like, well, yeah, well, we're,

uh, I think you could boil it all down to like, yeah, inventions are good. Yeah, exactly. But there's,'s you know because it's like the best is okay so who invented this washing machine they go shut the fuck up i don't want to talk about it yeah but also yeah i mean what what was the other party of that doing is like

at the time if anything the washing machine might have been bad where they're like okay i'm gonna go uh work in the coal mines and they go oh i wish but all these dirty laundry i would love to come help i you know what though i do actually maybe we'll go back to a feminist icon because fucking probably the guy who invented it was like just to shut his wife up he's like all right here you go leave me alone make your goddamn washing machine it's a goddamn machine that washes your shit. Do you think by that logic, it's taxes are a feminist icon because they replaced your wife spending your money? Because before that, girls had to do the job of spending all your money

and then the government introduced taxes. The government goes, yeah. Which then they said, well, I don't have to do as much. And the emotional labor required to spend all your money that's a lot it's just yeah it's been all your cash dan we are about to do some events this week and then uh danny's chick was proposing some pretty pricey options honestly the thing that i take the most issue with is she proposed the

thing where she goes like, is this DJ thing? And she goes, yeah, it's $30 for women and $50 for men, which is first off. It's like, yeah, so $80. Like it's like $80 for men. And then, but also it's like, just, I don't know. I have a principal thing where I was like, wait, they're charging me more. It's like, I'm going with my girlfriend. Yeah.

It's like, what do I don't. You're not a threat. You shouldn't be a threat. I'm not even. You shouldn't be a threat anyway. They're like, you know, but yeah, because you're going to be looking. You're going to be trying to pick up chicks and you go, you know. But I'm like, look at me. I don't know. I just take it takes a sort of like where I'm like, wait, I have to fucking like pay

more money, even though I'm going with my girlfriend and I'm paying for her. And like, well, because you're bringing chum and what they're hoping. So at least let her in for free. Well, they want her to be in for free and you would wait in the car that's ideally because it's 50 for me to come in but they'll give me 50 if i just don't come in it's like 30 or it's free for her to come in drop her off yeah drop her ideally yeah the washing machine um basically made it it liberated women so it's like now you can be single because yeah you could basically

there was a time where you probably had everyone had you basically need to be in a relationship because of all this stuff and I think that would probably be what you'd say it's like all of these machines made it so you can probably be single longer without because if you're even before it's like if you're a guy in the lobby you probably

like oh I need a wife blah blah whereas now you're like do i really need a wife like i could just get a washing machine i mean i did laundry last night and then my girl was like she's like can you do some of this stuff and then she left a fucking tag in it and like a paper tag and it just like destroyed everything and then i had to do it all over again right yeah so it's like if anything they're holding us back with the washing i don't like to trust women with my things i'm very against that because i stretch out my shirts and then on top of that um they i've had some experiences with a a girlfriend and be my mom uh shrinking and pinking my stuff oh see i don't have white so i don't worry about that oh they but it was covered all my shit was covered in this like

you know it's like imagine just like a you know all this paper just like becomes like a paste and just covers all your shit and i was like you left a tag in there and she's like oh whoops i'm like you know what else i saw that uh when i was on the on the internet and i saw you know we transfer right yeah because my question is kind of you know where does this stuff people go but i saw where does it where does this stuff go in your opinion because i saw on we transfer it was the every day i sign up i go to i use the site right and every time i go to it the big ad on the page is you know trans people whatever like any you name it right asian lives matter probably this week whatever and you go this is a site for like file services right so do you all you could possibly be doing is turning people off that disagree with

that stuff yeah like anyone that goes to the site is using it already so are they basically saying it's amazing service by the way too it's like i remember the first time i ever used i was like this is incredible what do you think the point of that you know what do you think that they're thinking is it advertising people to go this is just what you do do they live on twitter yeah it's like when you're still a tech company and that's what you do i want to see what they have up but i understand that's what they do but for but why well i mean the asian lives matter stuff or whatever is that an actual thing i don't know i don't even know if it was that but my point is there's always some new thing and it's very niche.

It'll be like, you know, support, you know, children transitioning or whatever. And you go, what is that? I mean,

maybe that's what they're about. Maybe they're, but is that what it, is it that what it is? The CEO is like, I don't care about money. I just like, you know,

yeah, we don't care if we'll lose whatever percentage. Is it a publicly traded company? No, no, it's probably a private company. Do you think, is there any benefit for these places like uh i don't know strictly social i don't i don't think

there's a real benefit other than they just feel good about themselves because you're like you're not getting more like nobody's like oh i'm using your you didn't you didn't do a trans lives matter thing i'm not using i'm gonna go use your competitor i see it as it's like young employees and young. They're just trying to be like, you know, so like so many tech and so many tech companies have this stink on them as being like evil. So they're like, we're trying to just be like a not evil. I think they're trying to like purposely be like, how can we use we transfer for good, which is like crazy because you're like, it's like a tiny utility that exists on the Internet. So they're probably like in their mind. They have meetings are like, what could we do for good and besides donating money they're probably like

oh we could like people look at our web page all the time like why don't we put a thing on there i think you're being generous for what's going on the the idea that behind all of this stuff isn't some we're gonna make more money because of this it has to be i don't know i don't have faith in these people like that where i go i see some i you know you see some advertising campaign you know what like the same thing you see an advertising campaign and you go oh they you know that's that's good of them to spend a billion dollars i think but it's advertising on their page i mean that's what i'm saying is it's different if you see an advertisement for like a product when you're not,

but what's the difference if you, if you, if you're watching TV and you see an advert, like a woke advertisement, but you're like, you weren't going to that, but once you're still, that space is still worth a lot of money.

No, I understand that. Like they could monetize that. I don't know. I like, I mean, I find it hard to believe that they're making more money by not selling that ad.

I think, but my point is i think they're like held hostage they have to be held hostage by their young employees that's true yeah for sure like i'm sure there's an element of it um because it's like i don't know they're not like a social media thing they're just like they're like a weird tech utility so it's like i don't i don't like you know how like they have the whole thing where it's like uh like tech companies have all this huge liberal bias like i get that in social media companies like twitter and stuff i don't know about like a we transfer it seems like they would just be only engineers like the whole company is

just a bunch of engineers and then like some people who at the top you think that they're the engineers they're you know they're uh and the code and then also uh let's work on our activism right now yeah exactly well exactly. Well, no, no, no, I'm not saying I'm saying it's the executives who are deciding this to pat themselves on the back. That's what I would guess.

Cause I don't think it's like, you're why we slip that puppy on there. And then I can go out to the parties in Silicon Valley and be like, yeah. And then you're also like your criticism proof. Like they'll be like, you know, cause I'm sure sometimes it'll be like,

Oh, we transferred, you make a hundred million dollars a year. What are you doing to make the world better? And they'd be like, Oh, well now that you asked, like we'm sure sometimes they'll be like, oh, we transferred. You make $100 million a year. What are you doing to make the world better? And they'd be like, oh, well, now that you asked, like, we put this fucking thing on our paper. Yeah, but that doesn't really make sense for the tech companies because their whole thing is we are making the world. Like, you know, what do you mean? We, like, revolutionized file sharing.

Yeah, but that's not. They're not a fucking oil company where they have this, like, huge PR problem. No, I agree with that. But I think people would be like, yeah, but you make money on that. They're like, you know, that's a money-making service that you have. So it's like that doesn't. That doesn't No, I agree with that. But I think people would be like, yeah, but you make money on that. They're like, you know, that's a money making service that you have. So it's like,

that doesn't, that doesn't, they wouldn't count that. Like you have to do something like, like you're expected to do something above that. I guess. Especially in like Silicon Valley. I think the vibe there is like,

you got to do something like, you know, you don't want to be Facebook. That's for sure. Well, there's definitely something going on, but I don't know if it's as simple as that. But so if I was to look did you see the did you see

the like Candace Owens and talking about Cardi B and stuff like that I saw it briefly yeah that it was like such an interesting like she's basically what's saying like Cardi B's like soiling the fucking yeah like minds of America and she's like

Candace Owens is a bit of like a fucking like the the tipper gore vibe like trying to get fucking nwa canceled or whatever well it's kind of gone back and it see it's so it's more it's very complicated so it's like a nuanced situation but it's because she is right that they're shoving it down your throats and that's why, but there, it's kind of this thing where you go, you want to do the thing that is more dangerous. Like there's a reason why people want to have sex on a plane, you know, because it's fucking cool to do or whatever, you know what I mean? Yeah.

you know, because it's fucking cool to do or whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. So the context matters that right. So right now you have all these people kind of being like overly like sexual beef with her beef was that, you know, like Candace Owens was gyrating or that fucking Cardi B was gyrating her

hips a bit or whatever. Right. Yeah. It's basically what they were giving Elvis shit for. Well, kind of. Yeah. And I think it's like, he's, he's the devil gyrating his hips yeah and you go is this conservatives have

like a little bit of like cultural heat right now and then this is where it already is like starting and and they go already starting to be like well also we need to worry about the culture and you go you are kind of right they are kind of right that someone needs to be the dad or mom or whatever but whoever wants to do that is gonna lose they don't you can't also be like hey we're the cool culture part but also like kids you know but this and that it's like so they're also they're it's almost like they're competing for who can be less cool a little bit i mean if you're gonna rail against popular music in any capacity there's no way you come out as like winning from a cool standpoint it's like even if you're not if you're not a cool standpoint it's like that's how you get anyone to kind of uh or anyone that's young

anyway yeah yeah young which is but i'm just saying going but their whole thing is they're like we want to like get the culture you know that's kind of their whole thing that's yeah and for some you don't do it by scolding people, period. No. Yeah. You know, you're going to get a lot of fucking people who are like, like turning point USA to be like, yeah, I agree with you. Cardi B is the devil or whatever.

And then you're like, yeah. And it's just getting people to agree with you. It's sort of attached to that thing where it's an eye roll. If you go and you know, it's like when you're fishing in a pond, if someone like you know people should be having sex girls should be having sex with 95 people and it's like totally fuck up and but then as soon as you're like well how many should they well ryan how many do you think you have shit you go i don't do you guys do whatever the fuck you want like i'm not getting involved in this you know which i mean whatever if they're gonna try to say we're the ones trying to design the world but it's all that whoever wants to decide to be the authoritarian sort of person

you end up like as soon as you're the person that's like this is what people should do you kind of end up yeah i mean whatever if you're passing judgment being like oh this is smart and like you're like okay whatever it's fucking it's hip-hop nudie magazines are bad hip-hop yeah it's like yeah it's back to the world of hip-hop okay so let me tell you my theory go watch a bunch of videos and tell me what else you think about this genre as a whole like it's yeah all things like that right and my and if you want to be rap is not cool like good luck with that like yeah but even i've said this before michael even if they're right it's like there is this push i you know a lot of these

people talk about like you know we got to get the culture and stuff like that you it's like you don't get it by scolding people but more so i was my take is it was almost a little bit if you even look at uh maybe it's a little bit of like there's still the feminine and masculine side of the of the because it's always like the feminine's a little more luxury almost where it's like that's now that like ponen libs is getting like uh that's how the ponen libs community when it gets when it gets feminine that's what it starts looking like getting a little naggy is what you're saying those lip poners don't nag a bit too much do you know what i mean kind of yeah it's like yeah poning libs but it's like but also you know but but but also it's actually very much ideologically in line with that those people like i know it's almost like it's almost like they deviated a bit

and they're like hey we're pretty cool that's I'm saying. And then it's like back to your regularly scheduled programming of us being like, this is smart. And it's like, well, it's this, it's, they're saying basically it started by being like,

look at these fucking retarded rules. All these fucking liberal, dumb liberals have. Yeah. And everyone's like, yeah, these guys are idiots. And then they're like,

okay, now here's our rules. Yeah. You go, Hey, remember? And then no, it's more like,

Hey, remember all the stuff where we were getting on about like before we had a couple good points it's bad we didn't change on any of that and you're like family values blah blah and you're like oh yeah yeah okay i get it yeah so maybe it's a little bit of that it's like they were given a lot of leeway because they made some good points that people were like finally someone's just saying something like you know so there's a voice of reason and it happens to be on the other side. Yeah. Normally speaking.

Yeah. So all, all it took was someone to be like, okay, this is ridiculous. At a time when saying this is ridiculous, gets you banished from society. And then people were like,

Oh wow. Look at them. Like I never like considered them to be like, you know, on point. And then they're just like, yeah, okay,

we're back here. Bullshit. Like, yeah, yeah. And you go, you got to to church every sunday and you got to be bad and you're like okay i'm not doing that either exactly okay yeah i'm not you know i don't want to uh you know first off the idea that there's like 10 000 genders but like i also don't want to fucking you know yeah be like cardi b is the fucking two devils tool and the whole idea that like oh they're throwing cardi b in your face who is music stations that

play music no but that's where i was saying where it's like there's some degree of it is being thrown in your face and that's the the funny part is i mean i follow her i still don't i don't like i go on instagram i don't of but that's why it's changed because it's not like the fucking no the Grammys or whatever it is but it's not

oh right because it was from but they're throwing in your face like this is empowering right so I understand how it would annoy them

even more because they're not even throwing in your face like this is badass they're throwing in your face like I mean didn't fucking Christina Aguilera

and Britney Spears like make out in the Grammys it's like they've been doing the Grammys is like their little last death rattle right now they are doing whatever they can to make people I understand but even then it was kind of like oh risque yeah you know it was like a big deal where now it's kind of like uh yeah like this is what it should be. Like if you're not this, you're a problem. Totally.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. But it's... There's so many things where I'm like, like the stuff where I'm just like, I just refuse to get sucked into character. It is women's sports.

We're like, like I said, but like with the trans sports, and I'm just like, you're not roping me into character. I'm sorry. Like when they were like, trans people are ruining women's sports i'm like didn't care about women's sports before not caring about it now you can do whatever the fuck you want with it i don't care yeah i'm not getting suckered into it it's like i feel like a lot of times you're getting like kind of fished in i'm like don't care not but even though no

see i have that argument sometimes with chicks and it's delicate because sometimes you're like no this is the thing I should care about. But then I'm sometimes like... But I don't care about it. I've ever said that's one of my favorite ones always because you go,

it's a bunch of groups fighting and none of it affects me. Yeah, totally. But I always argue on the thing. Like, you know, I'm talking to a girl and she'll be like, or my chick or whatever,

and she'll be like, oh, I don't care but um you know i don't think it's a big deal and then she goes but i care about this and this and this and you go okay but then why don't you think that here if you if you care about if you care about women how are you now you're gonna say it's like the same thing as when they point out the asian people they go i care about all asian lives matter and you go you know okay but uh right here you were like championing them there's like concentration camps in fucking china why is that not your entire identity and i'm so i'm just like just admit that you like all the left-wing things and you that's it yeah and you go you the reason you don't care about this one is because

it doesn't fit your agenda and i go so when a lot of times i'll be arguing with like her and I'll be like whatever you don't have to care but don't act like oh I just don't care about this one issue but I care about these ones no no you don't care about this issue because it doesn't fit your issues that you want to pretend that you want to list up and for you to say that you don't that you disagree to either you have to admit that you're logically inconsistent or you have to go against it in which case your whole identity shatters. Yeah. That was just hard to,

because then people who, so that's why I get caught up in that argument. I never care about the thing. Yeah. It's never about the thing. It's never about the thing. No, no,

no. Of course it's never about the thing, but sometimes I'm just like, do I want to wade into it or just like, you know, well, sometimes it's all so fucking interconnected. I know it's true.

I understand that for sure. So I think, yeah, I mean, mean with all with all of that stuff i think that the it's it's different than the last time but it's the same yeah and i did notice it more when the president's changed so now that like biden's in, it's like, instead of you've seen, you're seeing a little more of the, you know, telling you what to do. Yeah. They're going back to like their thing,

you know, they're maybe, I don't know. Maybe I don't know. No, I think you're right there. They're just like the, you know,

they, they, they lost a lot of the talking points when Trump left and now they have to go back to kind of this, they're, but it's going to take tested, but it's going to be very hard for like liberals to ever go back to like we're the cool kid like how 100 however yeah yeah it'll take it'll take a while how would liberals ever go back i mean i mean really it's like the cool

kids or the or whatever if there is such a thing it's like the people who are like don't identify with either of those sides that just says yeah it has to be the new the new fucking like 20 year olds that don't give a shit about any of this yeah they're like we have but you're you're like we don't identify one way or another you're your friend that's 35 other than non-binary your friend that's 35 that you've watched you know arguing on the being this and this person is or not and this and that like you don't get to now come back and be like yo what's uh i mean there couple comics... Can you believe these fuddy-duddies? And you go... You know what I mean?

You don't get to go... Can you believe them, you know, getting mad about the Grammys? I go... You're enraged 24 hours a day about fucking nothing. I mean, the main one is...

There's one comic, but there's a few, but there's one I'm thinking of specifically who, like, his whole identity was just, like, anti-Trump on Twitter. And then Trump went away and then you just see him

like trying to like figure out trying to be funny again trying to be funny again trying to figure out like who he is trying to like like he's like he honestly

he's like he has to like he's like it's like the fucking thing where he's like coming out of a spell he needs like the government to like take him into like a camp

break him down and build him back up because he's like he is like lost he leads the rehabilitation yeah he like needs he's like honestly like you see he's like kind of like lost and he's up because he's like he is like lost he leaves the rehabilitation yeah he like needs he's like honestly like you see he's like kind of like lost and he's like and he's like you can see like because like uh all like his like engagements way down because like all

the anti-trump shit like got him tons of engagement but doesn't make sense anymore so it's like the engagement's gone so then he's just like he's what are you gonna be the biden sick guy yeah he's just like in the void like you gonna be the biden sick guy yeah he's just like in the void like floating around and like yeah it's like but it's like it's just kind of sad to watch and especially when before all this stuff their humor was you know about nothing you know about like goofy totally it's you know what it is it's like a guy who took steroids and he's like i'm gonna be jacked for four years and now he has cancer and he's like he's like fuck i can't take steroids anymore plus i have cancer from it i'm like god damn it like no no going back and it's like i've seen quite a bit of that yeah it's funny to watch

them online and they're just like uh ever notice it's like m&ms like you're fucking get all over your head oh i got i got, I got sauce. I got pasta sauce on my sweater again. And they got to go like, they got to like pivot from being like anti-Trump to like fucking that Jeff Bezos guys got too much money. Huh? Dude, it sucks.

Yeah. You, cause they need to find someone new, but there isn't enough, but there's not enough like hate directed at any target anymore where you can just latch on and ride that like so it's like you have to like yeah they're just they're lost i don't know yeah the full-out reply guy yeah like reply like a lot of them the one i think of specifically is a reply guy he's like a comic he was like a big reply guy and he's like i just yeah he's i don't know he's think they can even just shoot themselves? Just looking at the gun?

Yeah. They're like, I'm not needed anymore. The last, yeah, we did it. But it's because, yeah, we did it. It's like, they don't need me anymore. Success. Did you see, this is sort of like another race thing, but we can wrap on this since we're still in Miami.

So basically, did you see the, the spring break COVID, the spring break Miami? I had a million people message me about it. Yeah. So now they have a curfew because of, and they're reenacting the curfew as of tonight.

They put it back on because they're expecting a crazy, like, I guess this weekend now, cause tonight's Thursday is like, and it is another spring break, long weekend that they're expecting so they just went and closed everything again so why is it called black spring break i don't know i didn't know that it was called black spring break that's what i thought it was

just spring that's what people told me it's called black spring break and it was because i went and it was kind of like caravana yeah it was caravana i don't know was it the so i yeah i mean i guess i wanted to ask that question without fucking getting in, like regardless of the riots, for some reason I went, so I went to black schools. Hang out with John D. Guy was fucking lit up. I know there are black schools.

Apparently it's called black spring break. Like it's a fucking its own thing. Yeah. But like, it's like what, like white people aren't allowed or just like, it's just this thing where black people all come down to Florida. It was like Carabana., it was like Carabana. It was exactly like Carabana. Okay.

So I went. And I guess it was, so apparently it was a lot of like, you know, people getting, white ruckus is more like flipping cars, you know? You can even look, when the Raptors won the parade, there was some black ruckus when the Vancouver Canucks won or didn't get in. Yeah, Lynn and Copco. The white ruckus looks more like flipping cars, stuff like that. Yeah, I don't know, but I'm looking. Yeah, there is a lot of stuff.

But apparently there's like military vehicles in the streets. It's a whole mess. Well, dude, I was reading about it. It looked fun as fuck. I literally wish I was there. Just before the podcast, was like reading uh an article because they were saying like there's curfews again and and they were saying like there was a like a over a hundred guns seized like last weekend or something and like really crazy drug

charges someone was killed in like a store there was like uh yeah there's there's a lot of shit going down so i went there to wasn't on that day i don't think but i went to hang out with john b and he was fucking lit up. So I, and then I left, but I went and I went out with one of his friends, but then I kind of went by myself and I walked around by myself. Yeah.

Literally 8,000, you know, like fucking, but it's all just black exclusively. Huh? I don't know. You know, the odd fucking white chick that was like,

looked like a black guy's girlfriend. Right. Exclusively. And what, what is something like that way? What? What? What is something like that would look like? odd fucking white chick that was like looked like a black guy's girlfriend right exclusively and what is something like that way what what what is something like that would look like k-swiss shoes big hoop earrings i said way oh way she weighed in if you went in but there was um the one okay so there was a few things that i noticed about it the first one is that because you know you know i always make the argument that when people

talk about like appropriation and stuff like that uh it goes always and i don't think it's bad you know people actually kind of gave me shit with my chinese shirt i got a few messages being like oh that's appropriate yeah and i'm like what do you mean i think the year of the whatever is cool yeah and they're like this is poor taste and whatever and And I go, don't buy one. Yeah, don't buy one. But I always say it's like, you know, things that are cool. Unfortunately, a product of it being cool is everyone wants to do it. And like, sorry to tell you. Yeah.

But some, some like black culture adopted white stuff. And I've always said with little Wayne and all those people, it's like when people point out, yeah, what little Wayne looks like every one of my friends 10 years ago, you know what I mean? Skinny jeans, all that stuff. adopted white stuff and I've always said with Lil Wayne and all those people it's like when people point out yeah go yeah what Lil Wayne looks like every one of my friends 10 years ago you know what I mean skinny jeans

all that stuff but one thing that I noticed was which I think that is something that black dudes need to clear up is they all still

do the saggy jeans below the butt yeah but they're all tight jeans now super tight jeans so it's a lot of people walking around with tight jeans shirt that goes to just their waist so they're not even wearing the big long shirt anymore yeah oh i know and then and then just like the underwear

straight up but i love it yeah it's like it looks like when my grandfather used to make fun of us yeah by being like oh this is what you look like. And you go, it doesn't look like that. Now that's what, it looks like an adult, like a grandfather who has like a dad jeans on and just like a shirt. I know, I'm aware.

My favorite are those, we talked about those two kids on TikTok who they just said. Yeah, those guys, those guys are phenomenal. Red, the twins. Oh my God, dude. I'm like obsessed with them.

Those guys are great. They are fucking, they're like just disasters and everything they do they so they're rappers their name one of them is like red and the other I can't these twins from like Orlando or something they're in Florida and they have this

rap song they have the rap it's like their name still though red X or something okay I can't look on TikTok because it'll sound but it's like red You don't know their name still, though. Red X or something. Okay, I can't look on TikTok because it'll sound. But it's like Red, and one of them's name is Red, and the other one, like R-E-D-D. And the other one is, fuck, I can't remember the twins. But they have crazy face tattoos all over their face.

And they're like, we're rappers, and we're blowing up, all that stuff. And it's like the worst, past comically bad rap. It's like, because the videos are bad. You can't understand what they're saying, which I stuff and it's like the worst like like past comically bad rap it's like because the videos are bad like you can't understand what they're saying which i get there's mumble rap but like you know they're fucking like the the words don't sync up with like their mouths in the video and it's like it's just like them in like a parking garage like every it's just total garbage it's so bad well what Well, what? So the two things that I... Here, right here. Okay.

I found it. Red, no, Red X. It's Red X if you want to look it up. Red X4. The things I noticed, which one was the saggy jean look isn't very good. With the new version. The new version's weird. But i did see a lot of the cultures

like i saw like black dudes with beatles shirts and stuff like that and i was like you think it'd be you know which is probably positive that all this you know everyone likes each other's stuff or whatever but i didn't feel a million black people all walking around you know i didn't feel the same hostility racially that i feel from like white people in new york like i was literally everyone's like what's up dude you know it was like do those white people all wear the same matching black suits and live in williamsburg no most it seems like racial hostility all comes from metropolitans yeah af well florida it's like you know now there's an element too it's like's like where they're, they very much have this feeling where they're like a majority here.

Not a majority, a literal majority, but like they're not, maybe, I don't know. I think that's a lot of a part of it. Yeah, the dynamic. I was about to be like, they're not a minority here, but like they definitely are in Florida, but to a lesser extent than anywhere else.

Yeah, well, I mean, I think it's the, you know, it's that thing where the, you know, the angriest, you know, guy in the crew is always the short guy like the top the craziest uh gangster is always like the white guy in viami probably i think it's that it's like the most black power black guys are always like they grew went to like school with white people stuff like that yeah but so and then on top of that it sounds like such a silly point or whatever but it kind of just reminded me like all these people have just fucking want to

put everyone in racial groups and only talk about it. That which, I mean, I not don't not want to talk about it, but the, the, and really like make everyone say we're separate. I was watching and you go,

I was just kind of like walking around drinking by myself. And it was literally, it was just every same thing. And every, every race just has their own version. you know the black group and then there was like the fat black guy with the photographer is trying to simp for the girl yeah and then like every they all just have we're all the same they all have the same archetypes like you literally watch like you know there was the like the the nerdy black guy in the group trying to like you know be nice to

the girls and then you know there was like the simp and then there was the one guy that was trying to look cool it's like they're all the fucking what a wholesome message ryan it is a whole just the same but my point is it's i bet you i bet you you go to fucking like the middle of uh like uh syria or something like that some super muslim place you're still gonna have like the one guy that's kind of simping for you know what I mean no matter where you go in the world those are yeah that's there's still those are all archetypes they all still have the exact same

archetypes so that's why it's even crazier when they try to say like oh this archetype is like you know a white guy or black guy and you go they're all the same everyone has the same archetype maybe that when you're more in the same archetype maybe that when you're more in power this archetype rises or sure whoever knows what it is yeah but it is so funny that they all have the i was telling you watching i was like i was thinking about that i was just

like okay which are this like if it was just the white guy who would this guy would be so and so this guy be this if you look at like a group of asian people you're like oh this guy's he's this guy's like the chat of the group. Like you just, it's all the exact fucking, you know what I mean? It's all the same. It's like the power dynamics are always, yeah,

maybe that's a fucking dorky point, but I, I honestly was like, and we all bleed the same blood. Yeah. Whatever. You can make it a fucking, uh,

too cool for school. Danny. It's a nice message. It's a nice message. Nice message. It's a nice message. I wasn't thinking of a good boy and it's a nice message it's a nice message it's a nice message i wasn't thinking of a good boy and it's a nice i was more thinking of it that it's funny yeah yeah oh for sure like especially to see them in other races sometimes especially if you expect it to be like you're like oh that's a white only thing especially when you see a bunch of like guys that look like gangsters and you're like you know the simpsons and then they like do like bart brown and bart

asian like yeah you keep seeing bart it's like that's bart but it's like they just put a you know the filter on yeah i'm like whatever they all have the one guy in the group that's the punching bag you know they all they all have the fucking same archetypes totally but um so the last thing i'll say is I went to the beach again and the so I saw the fucking most insane thing it's a public beach Miami

again I went for two hours and then left again yeah nice I was I listened to a podcast this time so it was a little better but there was a guy

packed beach mm-hmm fishing with a lure yeah and do it like doing the things

but like in the ocean people are swimming that's crazy because there's do it like doing the thing but like in the ocean people are swimming that's crazy because there's like it was the craziest thing I've ever seen there's no shortage of fishing piers

around here where it's like specifically designated areas to fish if he if his lure hit the wind it would hit a kid

and just hook them and he's like whatever yeah I was literally going to go swimming in that area and I'm like there's a guy

throwing a fucking hook in the water that's insane that's crazy right yeah that's insane only because there's like fishing piers along the ocean like everywhere is that illegal what he was doing i felt like that guy i was like is this legal yeah illegal i don't think so and also it's like that can't be the best spot to be fishing but maybe he's like the fishing areas are too crowded so i'm gonna like you know go where they're but then you're like yeah there's all these people here yeah that's kind of that's kind of insane i would be like i've i've spent not a crazy amount of time in florida but enough time and i've never seen that there's also a guy doing um like weird ass yoga shit yeah oh i saw that yeah yeah you saw the photo with the u.s flag it was insanity

yeah my favorite thing was uh he's just standing there and at one point we made eye contact with the other people at the beach and everyone was just like the fuck is this guy doing it's psychopath i went to a wedding and got a nude karate in his backyard yeah was he doing like kind of like tai chi some weird ass shit it wasn't tai chi it was some new thing he made up he made it up Yeah he's like It'll be the next Tai Chi I'm sure If he's playing it I went to this wedding

This is the best I said it in the group chat But like I went to In Tampa Went to the My girl's friend got married And we went to this wedding In Tampa

Pretty nice wedding And they had this band And then at the end of the night 150 people In this like Like big-ish room But like not small Nobody wearing a mask

Like nobody cares about It's Tampa Like not that I did either Or whatever Yeah don't give a shit but like lots of old people like lots of you know like heavier people all that stuff and then the end of the night the band was me heaviest and uh but at the end of the night the band was like i was like i remember and i was the only one who even like noticed this and i was like literally like laughing like like a fucking lunatic they're like the band's like all right we're gonna do the last song of the night everybody get in real close real close together like you like you're like it's still like a you know i i know nobody cares but you're like it's still a pandemic and they're

like they're like getting really they're like they're really emphasizing were you the guy that was like i'm masked on um excuse me can we put our mask on i was just like funny because i'm like like not that i care and everybody just like went and did their thing but I'm just like that's how little they give a shit but we're like the band they're doing a huddle the band is like everybody getting you're like

because you know like that would be if someone took a video check out what they're fucking doing in Florida now spit in his mouth now spit in his mouth kind of

but dude if I was like fucking like if I was one of those assholes who's like check what's going on in Florida and they're like get real close to everybody as close as possible everybody possible we're getting a fucking mosh pit going and people

are like florida fuck classic florida what was your steel drum guy he said there was oh and there was at the rehearsal dinner there's a dude who was like instead of like a you know i mean it's like for a rehearsal dinner they had their own like musician but he was had the steel drums and he was like and i was i couldn't get over i just thought it was so for a rehearsal dinner. They had their own musician, but he had the steel drums. And I couldn't get over it. I just thought it was so funny that this dude dedicated his life to the steel drum. He's playing. He had this look on his face. He's playing.

Didn't you say he was shop talking with you after? No, he was shop talking with someone else. Someone else came up to him and be like, hey, what are those? What kind of sticks do you use? Yeah, he goes, what? And he's like, yeah, they're like $1,850. He's talking about the price. And then I didn't want to. I had i had no interest in i just thought it was funny

that like this was his like kind of thing was he was into steel drumming white guy yeah like white guy probably like you know early 40s funny thing pretty clean cut guy too not like a hippie dude like really clean cut guy it's just like something didn't like add up to it and then this i was kind of laughing and then this girl my friend's girl was like or my girl's friend was like uh she's like she went up to him and he's like hey he wants to danny wants to know how to like play or whatever and like i didn't but then i was like he's like yeah come on over and then i like come on over and he's like he's like this is like he's like this is a and he's like this is how you do it he's like doing it too hard he's like this is a d he's like he's gonna put it on a tune and then it's like oh my god it was and then i was like okay cool and he gave me his card he's like you know like well that put it on a tune? And then it was like, oh, my God. And then I was like, okay, cool.

And then he gave me his card. He's like, you know, like. Well, that's what I was saying. That's the old joke. Always be networking. No, that's how some guy, you hire a steel drum player for your wedding. And for New Year's and they come. And this guy killed it.

He was the best guy. And you go, we want to hire you next New Year's. And then he goes, oh, cool. Would you mind if we leave our gear here? Because they only get one gig a year that's that's the one joke and then what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend homeless and the other one is they got these two people together they wanted to put people by race or no by uh they started they wanted to put people by how smart they were in that race so they put

they they get the see if they have people things in common so they get the smartest guys in the world the 180 IQ they get together start talking about rocket scientists and then they get the you know

130 IQs together and they start talking about you know math and economics or whatever they get 100 IQ together you know these guys they start talking about

like politics maybe stuff like that they get the 70 IQs together they start talking about sports then they get these guys 50 IQ IQ, the only two guys. The one guy looks at the other. So what type of sticks do you use? That's what I see.

I go, so how'd you get into this? I had to ask him. How did you get into this? And he goes, you know, I'm like, how long have you been doing this? He's like, I've been playing since I was nine. So we're talking like 30 plus years he's been playing these steel drums. Wow. And he's like, yeah, you know, it's like my parents were really big into jimmy buffett so i guess he's

always been and he's been trying to impress his dad ever i guess he's like he's a parents are parrot heads or whatever and they like this dad yeah and they just like got him into steel drums like imagine like that's the thing your parents signed you up for do you want to do karate or steel drum buffett we didn't want you to be a steel drum player yeah you're like paid for you to go to college we like getting fucking drunk and listening to some jimmy buffett we don't want you to be a steel drum player. Yeah, you're like, we like getting fucking drunk and listening to some Jimmy Buffett. We don't want you to be a steel drum player professionally. That's the other one. There's two things you don't want your son to be.

A drummer or a goalie. That was my girl. She goes, do you think he does this professionally? I'm like, what do you think? Like, have you ever seen a steel drummer before that wasn't like on an island somewhere like in jamaica or some shit there's like or like in like the whalers yeah you know it's like no he's not in the whalers so no he doesn't do this professionally well that officially wraps up the second boys cast miami with punching down podcast, Danny jokes at Danny jokes.

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able to do that. Okay. Anyways, peace.