The Boyscast with Ryan Long - North Korea Bans Boobs, Charlie Kirk's Exposed Text Messages About Jews, & Hollywood's AI Actress

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

Kim Jong Un takes a strong stance against augmented honkers, Candace Owens spills the beans on Charlie Kirk’s group chats, and AI actresses are a thing now. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR:  Eugene - Oct 10/11 New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9  ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters:   00:00 - Ryan’s group chats 01:04 - Intro 01:28 - Watch your group chats 02:41 - Twitter at war 06:33 - Subway surfers 08:42 - Portland homeless 10:11 - ‘African Tribe’ in Scotland 13:55 - P. Diddy trial results 15:37 - College basketball 17:00 - Diddy 17:49 - Ed Gein doc 19:40 - Burkas in Williamsburg 20:43 - Bad Bunny 25:24 - Kim Jong Un says no implants 31:49 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 33:49 - AD - Meundies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST to get up to 50% off! 36:03 - Wacky birthing technique 48:08 - Crazy mom article - ‘I get more action than my Gen Z daughter’ 51:29 - What a Gen Z divorce looks like 55:42 - Women driven to AI chatbots 58:45 - AD - Skylight - Go to https://myskylight.com/boyscast to get $30  off your 15 inch calendar 1:00:47 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/BOYSCAST to get a FREE Frother with your first purchase of AGZ. 1:03:25 - Sora 2 1:07:20 - On the outs with chat GPT 1:09:35 - AI Actress Tilly Norwood 1:24:12 - Steph Curry’s wife up to some hijinks 1:26:33 - Biner kit 1:28:19 - 250 lb Cheerleaders 1:33:51 - Back to Tilly 1:34:54 - Elon vs. Netflix 1:41:06 - Harvard’s nutty professor

Candace Owens has released private group chats showing Charlie Kirk stating that his Jewish donors were acting stereotypically, showing that even group chats are not a safe space for that type of communication. Turnpoint spokesperson Andrew Colvin said. Yeah, you can actually delete group chats on your end. Do you mind just deleting them on your end as well? Ryan, your group chats are a vault. They're totally safe with me. I'd rather just be actual safe, though. If you...

What are these folders? Ryan Long, anti-Semitism, 2010 to 2024? Jewish tunnels, correspondence, entertainment executives, an alphabetical learner? Ryan, I can explain. and sometimes I just like to go back and have a laugh. Ryan Long, landlord dispute that the water didn't work. And what you called him is between us and only us. And you're the one who egged me on in these chats.

Danny Polshuck, go harder on the small hats. Please elaborate. Are you sure about that, Ryan? How were your messages disappearing? $400. What? Look, I have an offer for the whole kid and caboodle for $3.95. If you can match it, it's yours.

Offer from who? Look, this is a negotiation. I can't tell you who the counterparty is. Who the fuck is George S? Because he's blowing up your phone right now. Look, you really sound like my wife right now, Ryan. And your wife, for that matter. Who gave quite the low ball?

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place to be proving that your group chats are not safe nothing is safe no you look to your right look to your left one of these men will betray you in the chat i know it's our worst our worst nightmares coming true who thought by the way the fact that you thought you know it was too good to be true it's just like yeah i have all these safe spaces where i'm just letting it fucking fly. I mean, that was the thing. Tern Kirk died and everybody's like, I, you know, I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm just going to release every text message you ever had with him. And you go, all right.

I am so cooked. Luckily, I won't be there to see it. But when I'm looking up from heaven, Dpeeing three different girls. When I say DEPing, what I mean is having sex with them, how you have sex with them. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Given them the jackhammer. Yeah, I deepied that girl. What does that mean?

One-on-one. just a man putting putting full pressure on every point of her multiple O's Danny Polishuk style I'll be looking Oscar worthy Yeah I'm gonna be looking up from heaven

Every one of my group chats Deciding spending the next I mean at this point it's been three months Spent exclusively deciding Whether this guy fucks with Jews or hates It's not good It's unclear It's not good the world you're living

And there's a war going on between The Republicans right now By the way this whole week is slopped up to the max so there's like 20 things Slop up to the limit A lot of little small things we have to get through too But I don't have Every time I go on Twitter I'm like this is a war right now

Yes Between the Tucker's the Candices Versus I don't know what the other side would be Nome Nome But yeah I don't know Some establishment more people I guess Constantine would be on the other side of that

Dave Smith Dave Smith Coleman Coleman the Mark Levine So there's a big like debate between all that but, like, the, the, the, the, being dead and then having every one of your group chats analyzed is not something I want to live. That's not the world I want to live. I said, I watched the thing, and, like, the, because, you know, Candice has, like, the

group chats or whatever released, though, maybe it was a telegram communication or something, whatever it was, and then one of the dudes from, uh, turning point, he's like, yeah, we release them because it's, like, part of an FBI investigation. But then someone eventually leaked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think even if the FBI came, everyone said there's a, kid in a burning building Danny we need your group chat's the only thing to solve it you go don't even have a phone kids die you go I don't have a phone I don't know what to tell you

yeah I know he was he lived a long life and on top of that I'll tell you this um you know your point that you make sometimes that this doesn't bleed in a normal people yeah I was talking to like one of my bodies came out uh in Baltimore I had like I've talked to a couple different people sure Normal people that are not particularly like engaged in the online culture to the max are just like She's this Candace Owen stuff? Oh yeah. Oh, it's making it out there. Buddy.

Yeah. She is, uh, I mean, she streams to half the world every day. I know, I know, she's got a big audience. It's crazy. Her audience is way bigger right now than turning points probably. Than any ones. Than any. Than any.

That any. That he wants. Yeah. The question is, was he killed by Massad? Was he not? I'm going with Massad. Yeah. seems like conclusive evidence now

I mean the best part is like you know in terms of if you're of that opinion is like and again it's you know it's one of those things where he's going to have this trial like they're just going to be like yeah it's open and shut case he's going to get the fucking book thrown at them and you know the government

will be like that's that and you guys go on your wild goose chase for the next 60 years to the people watching at home they're watching $7000 please this is what's going to happen it's exactly what's going to happen just open and shut trial everyone moves on, no one talks about it again. That's what'll happen, Danny.

I didn't say they're not going to be talking about it. That's what'll happen. No, no, no, no. I got a fucking Brooklyn Bridge to sell, Danny, which people are subway jumping off of right now. They'll be talking about it, for sure. They'll be, uh, I mean, you know, this is going to go in the Kennedy fucking folder.

I'm saying, man. Yeah, they just go, you just talk about it. I mean, it'll be just like if you go to Dealey Plaza, you know, you go to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated and there's like, everybody has their, like, table set up selling their merch. books and stuff. There'll be a whole cottage industry around this of like and there'll be like, you know, the one corner, it'll be like the Jews did it. The one corner like the Muslims did it. Everybody's just hawking. Tyler Robinson's a hero. Tyler Robinson is the devil. It would be like a little flea market kind of thing. Yeah, Tyler Robinson was just a patsy. Exactly. Got M.K. Ultrad. You know, didn't know what he was doing. His parents were fucking Israeli secretly, but we're like living their lives as Mormons for 40 years just to play the real long game. Okay. So that that lines up a little more of how I see this plan. hang out? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is going to be, like, the government is going to be like, yeah, open and shut case.

Yeah, yeah. On to the next thing. We're raising taxes or something. We spent more money. Have you, by the way, seen the subway jumpers in New York? Well, they're not jumpers. They're surfers. They're 12. Yeah, they're fucking retarded. So there's these people, they're going to the New York subways, and they're daredevils, but they're like 12 years old, and they jump off the bridge, land on the subway, and then ride it. Or sometimes I think they go in. They just go under the tracks and live. there well it goes on top of them well yeah i've seen photos of like you know the above ground trains like you know in the yeah yeah yeah and stuff i don't know if they either jump on them or they they climb up like so they'll be in the car and you know how you can pass between cars no i think some of them jump on when it stops oh okay maybe yes or they jump on when it stops or whatever and

yeah and then like i've seen like photos of being like yeah they're on top like surfing subway and yeah it's dude they're 12 i mean it's insane it's like also you've never been on a fucking subway when you're inside and all of a sudden you're just like moving around like imagine you're on top I know and just like yeah it's I mean it's crazy as a 12 year old girl just like died it's like two of them did yeah it's crazy yeah yeah and I think

what happened is they hit the bridge and you're just like I feel like if you would know I mean they either the bridge or the fucking you know train just kind of just does a little break check for whatever reason and they just fly off you're not held down by anything well I don't even know which one to tackle first

you ever see someone taking a pitch in between cars? No. Oh, yeah. Someone goes in between. Yeah. You never seen that? Dude, I've seen that so many.

Dude, I've seen fucking people going between cars. Danny, do you have your phone out, getting the material for later? Spank, think. Smoke a dart. Like some people... I maybe have seen this smoke a dart.

Which is weird because you're just like, you can just smoke on the subway. I mean, really. It's New York City, which I have seen. But, dude, I've seen like, it's usually like some, you know, fucking homeless dude or crazy guy or whatever, but they just go in,

which is considerate of them. To be honest, that is, Considerate. That's the move. Like for them, for their level of, like, being inconsiderate, you know, this is kind of considerate that you didn't just whip your dick out and piss on the floor of a busy subway, but they'll go in between. Well, that's their home because you're just like, well, when you get to your stop, you're like, I don't have a stop.

Yeah, this is my home. Yeah, this is my home, exactly. And then they just go in between the cars and just take a leak. I'm going to be in Eugene, Oregon, and the home of the protesters, I'll be doing my, well, that's not the home, Portland's protest home, but also Eugene is pretty a home. There's a lot of Oregon. Oregon in general. And it's a different, it's a different, the city you have to remember that has a sort of a different

vibe in the sense that like the, when we talk about what you're just talking about the subway homeless, right? When you see those guys, a lot of times you're just like guy with mental illness, like, you know, 50 year old like drug addicts, he's got burns on his body, just like all these kind of like weird, straggly like cracks of society. When you're in Portland, you're like, it's me. Like the guy, you know what I mean? he's like it's a guy it's like a cyclist sure and he's just like yeah it's a unicyclist

but that's what i mean it's like a you know a guy that you know he has a he's in a band yeah and he's got his tent set up and he's just like yeah this is where i live and then we have a guard where this is our area where there's their barbecue over there we have the slip and slide at that part of the homeless encampment yeah like they got a lot yeah the pisp we got a pool pool set up we got our little polyamorous community because most of the yeah the Portland homeless is essentially they all look like you know

35 year old white guys yeah yeah some shit like that yeah so it's a wacky lot right and you know having their kids there they're teaching them how to throw their first

Molotov cocktail but that's where I'll be like Molotov cocktail workshops the belly of the beast even better than that was there was in Australia so Australia essentially

no no sorry Scotland oh Scotland Scotland there's this dude he was like a black guy and he started it three three like afre you know they're like African they're not African though because one of them was from Texas right because they fancy

themselves as a real Wakanda situation right it's called Kabula yeah yeah like they really just like watched a little too much black panther kind of deal and then they're like yeah we're indigenous to Scotland yeah and you go a little overcast for your well that's yeah so they basically started there

there's these people in Scotland they took over this forest and it's in like a pretty normal area from what I understand and they have like a king and a queen and then they have like a servant who's this girl from Texas who they kind of met online and she came down and she was missing and it turns out she was like the servant in Kabula. That's that's tough when you're in a three person cult. Although there's more there's more people in the cult. Oh okay. She's just like the head servant. Oh okay and from the sounds of it there was only the three of them. I think there was a few more people in there yeah yeah because like the Scottish police were like yeah you can't just like

occupy this land or whatever. Yeah, and they've taken over the thing. And their argument was kind of like it was stolen land, but it was like, I don't know, in Scotland. Yeah, in Scotland stolen from the Africans. I'm like, this is some real Dr. Umar shit going on over here.

Every land is stolen from. Yeah, yeah, I guess. But yeah, they're having a big hoopla because there's just like, you know, we should evict them. And obviously there's a racial component. And it is just funny being like, and their problem. Mom, I'm running away and I'm going to Kabula.

Yeah, Kabula. Where's Kabula? Scottish, like, Highlands or some shit and uh yeah and they're just get they're all just getting in trouble for immigration they're just can't be in this country you well that's the texas girl that was one of the things they were trying to evict her essentially yeah and yeah yeah they were the parents want that the parents are like please deport her because we want her home or her family i i can't remember if it was her maybe her mom or her aunt or something like that that was doing the interviews

yeah and i watched a bunch of the videos about it because i do you do think like could be kind of fun for a few weeks if you and your boys just took over a forest I guess. I mean, I feel like, I mean, maybe I'm like... And that guy's getting fucking head nonstop. I wouldn't want to be the servant. But the guy, he's having an okay time. Yeah, he's having an okay time with two chicks. Smashing the wenches? Yeah, smashing the wenches. But yeah. Like, I feel like what, depending on where you are, like, if it's remote enough, you could just like, you know, and be like, yeah, we're occupying this forest and you wouldn't even hear people about it at all. Like, nobody would even say anything. Right. They picked a bad forest. They probably, like, right on the edge of a city.

No, they're like beside a Walmart. Yeah. You know what I mean? But also the girls will be smelly too That's the other problem You're forgetting No indoor plumbing Right so the the wenches

You start a new society Right like it's You start in bare bones kind of deal I guess you can't smell When they're down there you know Yeah I don't know what the funding situation I mean they're smelling something But I don't know what the funding situation's like

So I don't know I think they I think generally when you're at a cold This is what my guy might have screwed up to Because you need to have a bunch of women That have other people they can steal from right yeah you know you have a you have a either uh husband you get money from you have a family

that you can get money from yes send them into the city to like pick pocket or maybe tricks or shoplift i think that was where these guys screwed up so funny you're like in this fucking wooded cult and you go yeah i got to go to the aldi to do some grocery shopping because i still got to eat yeah take any hey can any of the wenches fish yeah they're like what there's no there's no lake here and they go there's no ocean uh hmm all right do we have any money? No. Can anyone go steal money? Yeah, can we go steal from like, I could really go for some

Burger King right now. Yeah, yeah. And so anyways, they were God. Yeah, the cult is hilarious, though. And then P. Diddy, just getting through some of these small things. Yeah. P. Diddy essentially got like four years, right? He went, he did his final trial.

Which, uh, Punisher has been commented on my video saying that we should do a recap with him. A little more freezer meat. I love the Punisher back. I love the Punisher. Punisher was a fan favorite. So. You haven't listened to that Punisher episode.

You're missing out. The reason I'm, it was interesting to me is because, you know, he's been in jail for a couple years. Yeah. Essentially, after the whole trial's all said and done, really the only thing that he was guilty on in a court of law was not all the RICO stuff. It was just the flying the hose out, right?

Flying hose out. So if you, that's a crime, your honor, then I am a guilty man. Six years, I guess, is what he's doing. And I don't even know, I don't know the exact time, but, like, something to four to six years. Like, you would think the NBA would be having, like, a, every, NBA, the fucking G-League is fucking having fits right now. They're like, what? What do you mean? Dude, I mean, all the college players now are, like, I guess they're on a college campus, so maybe they don't need to.

But you're like, you know, they all have money now. Like, all the college players are, like, rich. I'd be sick being rich athlete in college. Dude, this is crazy now, man. like guys you never heard of and you're like yeah i got like 500 grand for like my nil money imagine if that guelf we had 500 grand a year each i mean it's dude you know many fucking players you're like the johnny mansells of the world who like yeah i have to do all this like low key shit that would like get me literally like ruined my career getting me kicked out of college like selling

autographs and you're like johnny manzell would have got 10 million dollars like legitimate yeah yeah yeah some of these guys are driving like rolls royce and you're like i'm a freshman in college crazy it's insane it's a different world and then you See, the same thing with computer programmers. The chicks are like, like, it's like actually like, it makes no sense if you're like a female basketball player to go to the WNBA. You're like, I make way more money in college.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I go to the WNBA. I'm making $80 grand a year. Like, I'm a plumber in the WNBA. And you're like, I'm fucking here. I'm making $500K. Sort of an interesting argument like for capitalism also in a way because there would be an argument where they're just like,

you know, all the people on top took advantage. And you're like, with the internet and stuff like that, it's very difficult to keep people thinking that they're worth $100. grand. Oh, for sure. People are sort of getting their market wages these days. Even before the internet, people knew you're just like, yo, I go to a, like, you know, you're some star

quarterback in Alabama. You're like, yeah, I play for 70,000 people every day. Like, once a week, what are you going to do about that? They're all wearing my jersey and you're like, and I get free school and a fucking, like, you know. Which I'm failing. And like, yeah, which I'm failing. And like, an unlimited meal plan.

I guess always the value proposition was you kind of like, you butt the pussy. you know what I mean I guess the same Hey they're like you know only one percent of you were going to go pro and the rest of you could use this fucking free business degree right I guess from Alabama or some

shit I don't know but and I'm you know for those people I'm sure they're oh yeah I guess it was but people are getting market wages right now yeah and P. Diddy they said this isn't the end of the legal road because obviously he's going to be appealing everything blah blah but at the end of this whole thing he's going to be costing $3 million

and whether he people feel like he was guilty or not guilty or whatever. It's like, well, he wasn't convicted of that. He was convicted of bringing a girl in, essentially. Consensually. Yeah, he's just convicted of being like a 2005 fucking player. Yeah, bad boy for life. Yeah, bad boy for life.

He was just like, he was like a normal rapper and he's just convicted of being a rapper. A wild freak. Yeah, not even like, I mean, I guess, but you're like. But they made an example out of him, same thing they did do a lot of people, but it is just interesting that that's what they did get him on at the end of the day. Where they go through the whole hoop law, they're like, we spent 50 million dollars to prosecute him and they're like something's something yeah you're not going

anywhere but yeah if that's his crime I go I don't know I watch obviously the assault stuff is probably bad on the topic of crime I watch the Ed Gaines thing is good he talks like this oh okay I feel like I can do that impression oh I just would like for you to come over to my house so I can wear your skin who is he again well it's all everyone's trans in the whole thing right so they have like they have they have nine cereal yeah and are they real Gaines is the OG guy. Are the actors trans? Some of them are, some of them are, some, I don't know if the guy, it's a guy dressed as a woman. I don't know. I would imagine, yeah.

Whoa, Ryan. I would imagine he, when, the question you're asking is when he finishes his set, does he keep the female clothes on? Are the actors, is like, you know, is this appropriation? No, you're trying to jack off to it? I didn't check. I might be. You're saying it might be an appropriation situation. I don't want to jack off to no trap. I'll say this, probably for a couple of them.

but the one guy that there was it was like a normal looking guy with breast implants I would imagine that was not that but who knows there was like five but the moral I don't I don't think this was the moral but you know the moral could be interpreted as so they're all

trans all serial killers because that used to be the cliche right there was this one guy what he did is he oh he wanted to be a transvestite and he cut people up and then he put their face on his face so he could wear the woman Canadian military guy He was the big

He was like killing all these women And they when they caught him They found all these Photos of him And like wearing women's underwear Well that was the moral of the story In this one It was just like anyone who kills anyone

Where's the worst thing too Is you're like you're this prolific killer And then just that's how you're remembered Is just wearing a fucking thong All the copycats started doing that too They were just like I want to wear a thong And kill women You just buy a thong

They're like ten dollars They sort of think of it It's like you take one woman out Then it's like well there's still the same amount of women once I become one. Right, right, right. And I was, you know what else? I was walking around

like Williamsburg and I saw a bunch of like three different families with like Burkas, downtown Williamsburg which is an interesting one. I've been seeing them around my area too. Yeah, and I was honestly kind of thinking to myself like... We're being invaded? No, I...

How... Be pretty kind of... You could... Because there's this argument that kind of gets made in like maybe progressive world that's kind of like, no, that's their choice. or whatever. And even wearing sandals?

Because I've seen a bunch of them and I look at their feet every time now and I haven't seen like, you dirty dog. I haven't seen any sandals. I've seen them. But it's interesting because you're just like, yeah, yeah, it's like super,

that's what they want. It's actually pretty reasonable. And you're just like, okay, let me go up to the husband and just be like, hey, just so you know she was like looking at me sexually. I don't know what you want to do with that information. See how that works out for her.

If it's such a... She was giving me the eyes. It's all she had was the eyes. Just see. Yeah. She was giving them to me. Hey, I don't know if you want to do this. Obviously, you handle business in-house,

but she was actually, she just winked at me. See how that works out for her? Hand her some sunglasses to go, I don't know what would you do with this immodesty business, but I don't need to see this. Yeah, your girl's out here winking at me, man, and I just got a fucking erection because you can't control your woman. But yeah, it was interesting to see them walk around.

Again, not going too in-depth, the bad bunny thing? Do you think, oh, I was going to say, just last of the Berker thing? any of them could have been two kids one on the shoulder like yeah yeah I do think one on the shoulder that's how you get free movies yeah exactly oh that's how a law wanted it

it's how you get 50% off a movie that's what a law's dying wish is for you to go to the movie for cheap yeah yeah the bad bunny thing sure uh I didn't have a ton to say about it but it was like I couldn't give two shit I do the halftime shows for girls I agree with that men

go get fucking take a piss because you've been getting hammered all game and you don't want to miss it Well, I'll tell you, last year, I definitely took a piss. Yeah. Well, it's happening. Sure. And. I can't, oh, right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I couldn't even remember off the top of my head. But it is fair to say, there was a million articles kind of saying, like, it's racist and this and that. You're like, it's actually not crazy for an American sport to say, maybe it should be in English. That's not crazy. I mean, he's American, though. Yeah, but the words are English. It's not a national language of the country. I know, I know that.

Yeah, yeah, I know that. And I, like, I get that. If you had a white guy that spoke fucking all of his songs were in, you know, Russian, people would be like, yeah, maybe an English guy for the biggest English-speaking performance of the year. I mean, the NFL, their whole thing is they're like, we're trying to go global. That's why they have games everywhere. Like, dude, they have games in like Brazil and fucking England and Germany, like regular season

games because they're like, we're trying to be this global thing. But again, it's just like, who is shit? No, no, I agree with you on all that. my only argument is the all of the articles that are like it's racist it is not racist to be like maybe the the thing in this language should be in english no the best is the right wing people who are like we need to deport this guy right and you're like it's american yeah yeah obviously okay so you're right that people that are mad about it yeah is insane but also it's not that crazy to say like you know if you fucking have uh if not i don't know any big english speaking event yeah in a that's english speaking it's not crazy obviously bad bunnies enormous and that makes sense and anything is better than kendrick lamar which also is barely in english troll language yeah i mean they look they probably knew there was going to be some back i mean they're literally like christie noams like we're sending all these ice agents and then would you see the whoopi goldberg

thing whoopi goldberg's like sending all these ice as things whoop gobble goes you know maybe what you want to do is like put it some cocoa butter on your face and sit in the sun and then go talking an accent. You're like, yeah, I did that and got fired, Whoopi. I did that two years ago and that was completely unacceptable. That's what would be goldberg?

It's like, go all the white people, go just like brown yourself and then like to disguise the brown people? Yeah, yeah, to like basically cover for all the, like, oh, the tables of turn. I'm showing up and just like full shoe polish. Be it like your hand in the hair.

What the fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucked me, Whooppy. I thought I was being an ally to the illegals. Now I got goddamn canceled. It's fucked up.

Dude, that's such a funny concept. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just showing up to any rally being like, hey, why are you doing blackface? It's like, so they can't tell the difference. I'll take the heat. Yeah, I'll take the heat. They'll deport me and then jokes on them.

You know, okay. It's like, yeah, you went full Al Jolson, huh? Oh, hey, hey, what? We're going to split airs right now? Is that what we're doing? You're just sitting in your boss's office being like, have you heard of allieship? Jesus. I don't want to explain to you.

And you go, and by the way, do you even really know who you even have in your office right now? Yeah. Also, Whoopi Goldberg told me to do this. She's black and Jewish. Yeah, yeah, you go, your boss is just like, what the fuck, dude? Like, you know, we're going to have a fire. And you go, what you don't realize? is if I didn't do this, you'd have a brown person in your office right now, firing him.

Yeah, exactly. You go, I'm a real ally. That was so funny, though. I don't know. Insane. Some we're at. Some bad advice right now. Yeah, some pretty bad advice.

That's, uh, yeah. Now, moving on to bigger things, and we like to travel around the world, we're moving up, moving over to North Korea, the Asian continent. Yeah, Carmen San Diego style. Carmen San Diego style. Where? Now, this is North Korea. Yongil orders emergency

crackdown of unsocialist breast implants in the least four of the boys move of all time. Not cool. I'm not a big fan. It's all started with that chick who went on Rogan too. You think so? With the heavies, yeah. That's... Really? Probably, I don't know. She, because she, like, fucking left North Korea, and she's like,

just getting... Did she have heavies, or did she... Or did she get the cannons? No, she got the cannons. She got the cannons. Oh. North Korea... She's 90 pounds. Yeah, North Korea chicks don't have cannons like that normally, right? Hell no. No way. Dude, they're probably like, you get popped with like a B cup. They're like, yeah, yeah, a B cup.

They go, something's not going right here. Well, the crazy part is, I mean, first of all, people are, you know, that's a good way to probably turn people off socialism where you're like, you know, there's a lot of guys that like the jugs you're included. Oh, absolutely. That's a jug man yourself. Yeah, I know. They call him the milk man. Yeah. And his thirst is never quenched.

Probably some out. And there's probably like some outlier chick who's just like, yeah, I just happen to be like one of the few women here of like huge cans. and she's just getting fucking... Reported nonstop? Yeah, she's got to go to, like, trial to just prove that they're fucking... Well, who's the real crazy is... Think about the reporters.

Like, you want to talk about a weasel? The guy that's out here being like, I like to report a set of cans. Yeah, they're a little too big and unnatural. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our supreme leader has told me to report. You've got to be a real snitch to be in there reporting cans. I know.

Probably you think there's, like, chicks with, like, huge cans bind in them just to, like, not... But then what's the point? have to do. Yeah, what's the point of even having a point if you can't flaunt them? Yeah, yeah, you're saying you go into the underground back alley because apparently it's this like one medical student who he's, they get the silicon

in under the table so silicon in comes in from China he's set up like an underground lab I mean better than with the gynecologist that are setting up the garage gynecology operation he's setting up his underground titty operation and then it's like one guy apparently that's like

yeah the big problem that's been just fucking juicing up women. I'm surprised they just don't go after this guy or maybe they can't find him. They're trying to go off to this guy but I think he's in the wind a little. Yeah. If we knew we'd get him. But can you imagine also when you go to jail for shit like that, you know, crimes against

socialism, your family gets sprayed too, right? Oh, everybody. So you're this guy's... So imagine this guy's great grandkid that's fucking breaking rocks because your dad was giving titties to chicks. Yeah, I know. And he's a hero. And you can't even probably... That's a real freedom

fighter. People here think they're fighting freedom. That's what real freedom fighting looks like. I mean, I would love it if this is the thing that topples the regime. It's just fucking, they took our titties away. Fuck that. High profile trial included two women in their 20s. Honestly, the people who routed them out should be, that should be really who's in jail. Accused of having implants, residents of Siron told that neighborhood watch leaders now must flag women who appear to have surgery.

So it's neighborhood watch. How do you sleep with yourself at night being a North Korean neighborhood watch walking around? reporting women that have too nice and tits. Well, the problem is it's like that's the whole thing with the communism like, you know, similar like KGB and Russia has to go, they're like, if you don't report someone, then they're like there's someone out there who's snitching on you.

The reporter's getting on everybody. Neighborhood watch watch. Yeah, there's like literally everybody's snitching on everybody. So if someone sees you and you go, hey, those tits look big and they go, I don't know, they look normal and they go, he's compromised. He's compromised. And then you're now breaking bricks because you're just like, what? I just fucking thought they were just like a nice natural

set. I think they're gnatty. We got one. Danny Poloshuk. Yeah, this should be their like North Korean Spring kind of situation. I know. Topples the whole regime just because you won't let them have fucking racks.

What was it the spring? What was the Arab Spring or whatever? What happened with that? That was just like on Twitter where they like, it was like in Egypt or whatever. Egypt or somewhere in. Yeah, Egypt where they like overthrew the whole government on Twitter. And then they were like shutting down the internet and shut down Twitter.

and they, like, couldn't control it, but it was a big revolution. Yeah, I could see that, you know, titties can mobilize people. And, like, look, they don't have much there. Like, I imagine, like, you know, they don't have much. Poor people like tities more than rich people, too, and they're really poor. I know. They're really, they're fucking eating rats over there, and they're just like, come on. Like, is this, like, look, we're doing all the things, you know.

We cry every four seconds for fucking Kim Jong-il because he died and, you know, we watch propaganda. It seems like an advertisement against Congress. feminism really basically yeah i mean like again their whole thing is they're just like they don't want any western influence i remember don't you remember we did we watch that where we like that guy hacked the north korean tv and what did he do this guy like hacked uh basically like you can somehow hack into like satellites and he like got north korean tv so you could see what north korean tv is like and they're like it was so fucking weird it's like all just like like i mean 50% of the

commercials are just like for Kim Jong-un like and again it's like he's not running for election right it's not like an election yeah yeah yeah he's just like this guy's sick how sick is this guy like every TV show just starts with like some big thing and they have all these like legends of shit he's done probably you know of course yeah yeah and then they have like like in these war movies Tim just hitting a home run after home run yeah and they have like yeah these like war movies that look like they were made like fucking 2001 yeah weird film students it's all it's all looks like university film yeah yeah yeah I've seen a few documentaries where they show the films

and they look like stuff people make their iPhone. They're not good. Bad TikTok short films. Not good. High school students in art class. Yeah, but I don't know, man. You let the titties in and fucking soon you're... That's the one side of it.

Soon you got a McDonald's on every corner. Yeah. That's what happens next. Yeah, the titties are the... Well, you go back to our thing. Here's the other way. Because the mothers are out of control here. So, you know, then they might be watching these articles being like,

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So this is an American company and they say they want you to have orgasms during childbirth. They even have a vibrator for it. That seems unnecessary. It seems a little macho. Sometimes you hear about these products and you go, are they manufacturing demand or does it already exist? Like, are there all these women who are just like, yeah,

childbirth was hell. I really wish I could have just fucking busted a couple nuts during it. You know, only one thing that's about this too is, I can't remember who said this. I think it was the Questbars guy. But essentially, they've done a lot of studies where when women have, you know, a religion, whether, you know, and everything could be religion,

whether that just be actual religion or, you know, ride or dive for like a mobster or a ideology, whether that be, you know, the new communist revolution. Sure. Women buy in harder than men buy in, you know? Of course. So like in North Korea, the women are probably like 10 times more bought into the, you know, the boobs and shit like that, right? Getting rid of them for other women.

And there's like, you know, there's probably like it's probably unaffordable for 99% of them anyways. They're like, it couldn't even get this if I wanted to. So you could, but you, you know what, that's not the best example, because you could see why other women being rats more than guys anyway, obviously. So you could see women being like, what's that? You got there, Karen. Yeah.

Kim. Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim. But the moral of the story is women, when they have a religion, they buy into it. And obviously, like, progressive and shit was like that. And like, sex is one for a lot of these people. Like, you'll see a woman who's like, I'm online that's like, I'm like the dildo tester sex girl. And it's like, they, there's like, there's almost when guys. do it there's almost like a tongue and cheek element to them where they almost like still

understand that it's like a little silly sure or they're ridiculous or where's the women like really buy in like everyone's wrong but me so they've even done studies where defectors like you know torturing them getting them to flip on people it's easier to get the guys to flip than the women because the girls have bought in so much more like they're really all in like yeah they're real soldiers they're more ride or die yeah you know what I mean and they probably control the men with the push. Which is why yeah exactly and also it's why that one of the reasons

why they flip harder when they say a woman scorned is because when they flip on a dude that they were you know let's say ride or die for when they do when they do finally flip they're like really angry because they're like

everything they flip completely the other way right so they're like this guy that they're ride or die for a cult leader they're like he is the devil now yeah yeah you fuck them over and they're just go full heel turn full heel turn right so that's the woman scorn and I believe that sex can be a religion for these women

so when you have a woman that's like all in my whole deal is I'm like a sex person it's like the only they can only look things through those lenses right so it's like you know when they're talking about any issue it has to come back to like orgasms for them right so it's like childbirth has to be like sexual everything has to be sex because that's their

religion for some of these people because they're so bought in on that You think they're going to, next is taking a shit? Yeah, taking a shit. Why am I, we're not coming while I shit? Yes, I do think so. Why am not? Yeah, it goes like literally such a good opportunity. You're just sitting on the can and fucking, you go, I could be fucking jacketing right now.

But I do think so. You're like, why aren't they not doing these at the same time? Yeah, and obviously there's a bit, there's a bit of it where there's someone at the top trying to make money off it. But I think in there, there has to be people that are like, so ideologically, you know, sexed up, that they're just like, everything has to be fucking about my pussy. Yeah. And is this, uh, do we know who the creator of this product?

Female founded sexual wellness brand, dame. Well, I said, I give a little, like, if this is like a male founded, you go, all right, it's just, scam artist. Yeah, just another scam founder. You're like, you're a, he's a scam artist. I remember like the fucking ring? I don't believe he buys into it. Remember the ring, the mood ring thing that tells you your partner.

Yeah. Yeah. Who, Mood rings was a good seller. women, though. That was a good hustle. That was a good hustle. You respect it at some point. When I was in high school, or maybe elementary school, every girl was rocking mood ring. Yeah, yeah, but this was like the digital mood ring where it's like alerts your fucking partner if you're like heart rate increases. Oh yeah. No, yeah, not the like the stone ones. Yeah, yeah, the high tech one you know. Right, the one where you go, yeah, she's in the other room and

all of a sudden your heart rate. Yeah, what's going on? You're going, just watching the game. Exciting. Yeah. To launch a vibrator meant to be used during pregnancy. Labor and birth because they say a little O can make the experience much better by both reducing pain and oxytocin and reframing birth is empowering and even pleasure.

Dude, you're a fucking nurse. Some woman giving birth. She's like, okay, push, push you as here. What are you doing? Get the wand, we're losing her. Oh, fuck right there. Fuck.

Okay, push. Yeah. Fuck. Go ahead. You're like, I'm not supposed to be going on at the same time. I'd hate to be a baby that was born in an orgasm birth. I'd literally rather...

If we found out your mom did that? Oh, man. I'd literally rather be like, yeah, I was one of those scenarios where my mom birthed me and then shit on me. I'd rather be shit on for sure. I just literally come out and just like a pool of shit. No orgasm birth. Orgasm birth.

It's 49 bucks. It's a wearable finger vibrator. You're sitting there in our labor for nine hours. You come on your finger. But are they doing it to you? I don't get it. No, I can't imagine you can get the nurse on board with this. Well, but they're like the doctors are like in there.

Yeah, and then you take your fingers. Then you go with the doctors are all just like, blue 42, blue 42. Omaha, Omaha. Just waiting, you know. And then you're there with your finger glove. Pass my orgasm glove. Pass my orgasm glove. I think the only

option is for them to fight fire with fire if your wife wants to do this, where you go in the labor room and then you have your own auto blow that you, you know what I mean? So they're just a real freak couple. The doctors, they're trying to give labor. The girls got our orgasm glove.

The guys in the corner of the fucking auto blog. You go, is this what you want? Kim Jong-il's looking at that being like a C? Yeah, he was like literally C. It starts with the tities. It does start with these. Next thing, you know, they got a fucking glove on giving themselves an orgasm during their childbirth. Honestly, I'm like, I'm a little on Kim Jong-il's side, though. He says, he goes, it's not about the titties. It's about where the titties lead. It's a slippery slope. It is a very slippery slope.

There's plenty of moms out there who might be thinking, why would I want to masturbate during Tyler? There's plenty of moms. Almost everyone ever. Plenty is kind of an understatement. 2024 surveys said 1 in 3 women expressed interest in exploring self-pleasuring during labor No, they did it I fucking guarantee that that is

We surveyed 3 women And 1 in 3 of them is psychotic I can't imagine that's like a sample of Dude, I bet you go on the street and just start fucking Stopping like clear moms Hey! Would you want to have an orgasm during your fucking Regret during childbirth Not having an orgasm at the same thing?

Not masturbating? while you were giving birth to your kid. And they were like, what the fuck? What did you just say to him? Yeah, what? Our pregnancy coach, who teaches women to climax during labor. So now you've got your wife fucking going to meet up with their fucking orgasm coach. So when the baby comes out, you can adequately masturbate.

Oh, my God. You're right, though. The guy version is like having all these contraptions to jack off while your shit. And I think. And honestly, that's actually not as bad because there's not other people in the room. Did we just come up with an idea, a business idea? The Jack-off shit glove? Like the Blumpkin machine?

The self-blumpkin machine? The Blumpkinator? Blumpkinator. I mean, you're really... It's a blumpkin glove, though. You're leaving nuts on the table when you're shitting without nothing. That's for sure. Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's a real, like... I mean, it's a real, like, grind set. You know, it's like, are you a fucking real hustler alpha dude? It's like, what, you're shitting and not jacking off? I know. You have to think about the time that you're saving. exactly where you're jacking

you got a little helmet you have your phone in front of you so now you're on your phone jackingoff shitting three things at one time it's like most people

are doing two things at one time max yeah so you're doing a business call shitting and jackingoff yeah I mean maybe you could have that helmet

could have two phones so you have you're going full like tubing on the zoom and then also you have some sort of like thing you're doing exercise

yeah maybe you have those like the electric things yeah yeah the old school like Bruce Lee Oh, let's go a fat blubber machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole time.

Yeah, so that's the guy version, is the Blumkinator. Which is a fucking glove that you can jack up with your shit. It's funny because your hands already, a Blump canator. Yeah, there's a Blumkinator. Yeah, but no, when you want to use the Blum canator, the problem is you want to have your hands up, right? You want to have your hands behind your head. Or, no, your hands are running your e-commerce business, your drop-shipping business. Your hands are running your...

Your hands are on the laptops. One's day trading, the other one's e-commerce, like, drop-shipping. shipping and then the blumpkinator just takes care of the rest. So you've got the blumpkinator on and I think what happens is the blumpkinator has like a strap that's attached to your neck and then you sort of you operate it with your head by shaking it up and then you get like a jack neck and you have a jack neck and then you're operating you're doing the commerce sales eventually it's like I mean it's literally like there's no downsides to this I mean it is actually the equivalent because what they said they go

research shows that orgasms can reduce pain increase pleasure you just for four seconds. Sure. And then enhance the release of oxytocin. And you're just like, okay, so a guy being like, yeah, my mom's funeral. And it's like, yeah, I'm jerking off. It's like, it's because of oxytocin. Yeah, I love her a little more for this nine seconds. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of pain going on right now at this funeral. I'm very sad. So I have to fucking jack off in front of everyone because the oxytocin. Yeah, that's not necessary. We have really bad news. Your wife didn't make it in the car crash. Oh, and that is so...

Can you get me to... Can you get me in my Blumpkinator? My Blumkinator. I don't know. I'll get through this. But honestly, the Blumpkinator is not as crazy because you're doing the Blumpkinator in private. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, this is crazy because there's all these medical professionals around

who are, like, giving you the go-ahead. Yes. Yeah, this seems like what... Has that not sexual harassment to the doctor? I mean... The doctor didn't sign up to help you masturbation. nor does is there any like real probably clinical evidence this is like beneficial in any way yeah just like let's get through this but it kind of is like sexual harassment like you sign up for

something it's like imagine me going like hey yours i want while i'm getting a proctology exam i find them painful so i figured out my masturbation glove that buzzes me and the doctor will be like yeah no don't do that yeah he goes this is going to be a little uncomfortable you go uh no it won't for you yeah for you because i actually have a way to manage the discomfort i hope it it's okay with you. Yeah. And you're just like, what are you doing right now?

Yeah. I'm blumpkinating. I'm blumpkinating. That's what I'm doing. Yeah. So to me, that is something else. Yeah.

And it doesn't stop there. I feel like that's like a thing that where like, you know, the super feminist, like, you know, you go have one of those like

births in a bathtub with some chick with armpit hair is like doing it for you. That seems like more that vibe. Yeah, that vibe. You're not like at fucking

New York Presbyterian. Do not like at me my vibrates. glove it's a glove or whatever the fuck some sort of finger contraption some sort of finger contraption the mothers have not stopped there I'm 44 and have more sex with my then my 20 I'm 44 and I have more sex than my 20 year old daughter prudish gen Z needs to get laid is you're fucking your husband what you're talking about what the counts what it's your husband you're not like out of gang bangs did you ever have that when you were 20 years old and

you died after fucking your mom came down, what are you doing, a virgin? Fucking virgin loser. Because I just got laid fucking six times this week, you fucking loser. Start getting it in, man. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird to call your kids a prudes.

It's weirder to write an article about it. Obviously. I'm getting so much fucking dick, and my daughter's not even tapping anything. This is what happens in fucking, this is what North Korea's future is looking like if they don't nip this in the bus. These ladies, ladies be out of control right now. I don't know what better way to explain it. You got a mom calling her daughter a virgin.

She's not getting as much a dick And she's talking nonstop But all the dick She's getting with her dad By the way Yeah Yeah, with her dad Which is less cool

In famous mom Carla Belushi Told what's the jam That she and her husband Gio are having sex like rabbits She's concerned About her daughter being prude Gen Z aren't interested

In sex anymore Find that sad All they want to do Is be on their phones And comparing their lives To someone else And her kids are probably like Yeah I'd be a little more interested

If you shut the fuck up about it Yeah yeah Good way to make of ruin it in this for me. This is literally like the equivalent of you smoking a pack of cigarettes because you've got a cobbled one. You're like, yeah, I'm good. Well, this is what the daughter says. She's tired of

hearing about her parents having sex and tired of hearing her parents having sex. I'm constantly leaving the house to stay with friends because they have so much sex. Yeah, I know it's human nature, but I don't know if I want to hear it. It puts me off inviting people over, so she can't invite people

over. They're like friends are over. The fucking chandeliers just like rock. like dust is coming down and you go there at it again imagine I come over to your house and you're like hey mom Ryan's here

and then I just hear in the other room oi-veh oh-o-o-o-o-oy-o-o-o-o-i-o-o-i-o-i-oi-i right there yeah the sleepovers are at the other friends' houses at that point

right so yeah I have a mother and she's on the podcast bragging about it every time her daughter has people over she goes she's in the bed in the bedroom, you know, door open.

Ah, this is natural. Yeah, maybe, and then she comes down, like, you know, knocks her daughter on the head. Yeah, maybe you should try it sometime. It's called getting fucked. Prude. Prude bitch. Fucking virgin loser.

Yeah. How did they make sex so uncool? It does make you feel like you just like. Yeah, I mean, like, it makes more sense. You're like, yeah, if you're like having sex all the time, your kids are like less going to want it less. Especially when they've grown up to, and then she's yelling she goes

You gotta try this And what's this woman selling That's actually I don't know what she was selling What she's selling something? Well I mean every time we like read one of these things You're like what is the course? No I think she's like an influence or some sort But I don't know if she's

She just was on a podcast going on about this She's probably fucking has a discount code for the glove Yeah exactly I wear a glove or some weird ass shit. So New York Times did this article and it was just funny because the first two paragraphs are so amazing. It was amazing, right? So they did this article saying that Gen Z's starting to have divorces and this is how they look

and just go a typical Gen Z. This is a typical Gen Z divorce. Standard Gen Z divorce. In 2021, Kira Benson, a violinist. living in Seattle, knew it was time to get a divorce, ending their two-year lavender marriage. Wasn't an easy decision, but the musician had a supportive ally. If you have to dump your husband, Mr. Benson said, co-dump him with his mistress. Before the breakup, MX Benzin. She goes by Ms. I guess, Mix. 27, who uses the pronoun they checked in with their therapist, who said a divorce

would be a good choice. Out of queer solidarity, they informed their husband's mistress. This was kosher in Miss Benson's arrangements, which was not a legal marriage, but a domestic partnership about their shared partners troubling behavior. The night of the breakup, Ms. Benson and the mistress spent a cozy evening together. We were eating a lot of comfort food and playing some games.

And a lavender marriage is because I just had to refresh my memory here, but that's when, like, he's a beard, essentially, but he's gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, she's just like, I want a dude around. I don't want to fuck him. He's gay. And then she's like,

He's kind of doing too much gay stuff. Uh-huh. Like, he's like, yeah, I just got back from, like, a meth-fueled orgy. And she goes, I don't think this is kind of on my vibe. And you go, this isn't a real thing. This is like a made-up thing, just like your gender. Just classic Gen Z divorce scenario. Classic Gen.

He goes, what was the divorce? You go, gay guy with two lesbians, living in a house together, not legally married. And then obviously the girl who identifies is they wanted to get divorced. So she went to the other girl. and discuss the divorce and then they told the guy he has to move out. This is literally,

it's classic Gen Z divorce style. Classic Jensi divorce. You go, our roommates moving out. New York Times. Yeah, New York Times. Our third roommate is moving out. We're having roommate problems, essentially.

You're right, it is. It's literally like, yeah, he doesn't do his dishes. He's a bad roommate. Yeah, he doesn't. This isn't a real thing. No, we're having roommate problems is the title.

Yeah, we're having. And then New York Times. is where they took it. Classic Gen. DeVorce. Are they married? No. Also, they weren't married. They weren't married. They weren't even married. Most importantly, they were married? That's how classic of a Gen Z province is. They go, were they married? No.

It was such a classic Gen Z divorce. What was the, you know, the Gen Z are getting divorced. Very classically, actually. And you go, what was it? You go, two people that weren't married. Actually, not even in a relationship. And now... Just for show. You go, what are you talking about New York Times? At one point, you were a prestigious paper.

I know. Hey, man. They gotta fucking shoot the slop out I'll tell you what Danny The falloff of New York Times Should be studied I hate that's probably one of my biggest Pet peeves online right now

Is people that That use speaking phrases You know what I mean? Just kind of yeah Like just Like most It kind of reminds me of the type of person And generally they're not the dumbest person

It's very much like a 110 IQ behavior Yeah It's the type of person the before spoken office quotes if you can think of that person they're wearing a dundermifflincher and they're not dumb enough that they don't understand humor they do like you know if

someone's funny they kind of like get it yeah they're wearing a dunderminflature potentially they're a funny enough person maybe even college educated yeah they have a don't talk to me before I had my coffee kind of deal yeah a lot of that's what she said like literally you can't get through a single comment

like you're where you're like you have to actually like kind of self-monitor everything you say to them because you're avoiding that's what she said you can't you can't serve them up a softball because you're like it's a guarantee that's what she said and you're just like very guarded right yeah so to me that's the type of person and went to college fairly smart and they've adopted an entire speech pattern which is just a collection of sayings that other people say yeah it's just like memes and stuff like that yeah yeah essentially i don't even know if it was memes it's probably more like Reddit

responses. Tumblr, like Reddit like canned responses. Tell me you're this without telling me you're this. Yeah, yeah, I know. It's your falloff. His falloff should be studied. Some would call these people NPCs.

NPCs is a good way to describe them. And by the way, when you've had this whole scenario where, because you know, you've been on the Sora stuff and it's been out of control and you have women, there's a lot of articles coming out about women that are just like, I'm completely in love with my chat bot and all this stuff. And then I saw an article

that I didn't bring to the podcast and send you because I wasn't actually planning on getting too into it. However, the article was something along the lines of women are turning to chatbots because men are a problem. It was just like, this is how men

are so out of control. They've driven up to this. How, and the story is we made the robots first, bitch. First men made the robots. But the story was men have driven women to robots. How was the story not told you they're crazy? Of course. You go, no, no, no, no.

We don't want to have to do this. You go, no, it's literally New York Times. Men have driven women to robots. Wall Street Journal. Women are crazy. It's like literally it. Depends who's covering it.

But with the men one, I think there is some men that are in that scenario. But there's no men writing articles being like women made him jack off. to his Pokemon avatar. No, I don't know. I mean, there's some forums

where it's like, women made me rent this van plow it into a crowd. That's true. Yeah, so there is that. I'll give them that. There's a side of the internet that are just like,

you think I want to be buying the chicken wire right now? Yeah, for sure. You think I like to wear a balaclava? Yeah. No, you made me do this. I would love to let her out of her cage. I am forced into this situation.

I just want to wear his skin That's all I want to do The voice is so insane Is that what he actually says? I don't know if you sound like that in real life The actor keeps doing that I mean that would be crazy if he doesn't You're like we have video

Why'd you choose this? It was a choice he made I think I can't remember who it was Charlie Hunnam right Charlie Hunnam Yeah Oh I just want to be here right now That's how he talks

That's literally like what acting Kind of like Jordan Peterson That's like literally what acting is He's just go Hey can you just do a wacky voice this one i honestly felt like i was like oh i could do that yeah yeah for sure he chose such a ridiculous voice just wacky voice and you go you're good you're a great actor oh that sounds pleasant doesn't it's ridiculous and he's he's from the midwest or somewhere like that so he's

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your experience with Solana, if we want to say that first, or the SORA, because you've been obsessed with this. Oh, Sora, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they came out with it. I got, I got one of like the invite codes because it was like one of our friends gave us one and then the first few days or like maybe even the first day like when there was like this flood into this thing

it was like you just did all this you're like yeah I can just like make South Park like clips and you have to opt out or they can use you apparently well no yeah yeah so the way it works is you make it so you sign up and then when you sign up you basically have to like take a video of yourself right you take this short video

shirt on or off you can pop you went with off I popped the top and you basically just like Yeah, you just like read some numbers, like it says, read these numbers to get your voice, essentially, and then you like move your head around. And that's all it needs. And then once you do that, it owns you. Well, no. So, well, so then you can set it, you go people. And then as soon as it finishes it say, sucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so you can make it. You're a bitch now. Like, you can make it so that you're like, anybody could make a video with my likeness or nobody could make a video or only my friends can. So it's like, if you go on there, there's like a million Jake Paul videos because he just made it. Anybody can use my. like this. Okay. But he approved it. Flood in the zone. But then there's like, you know, there's people coming out with

like Stephen Hawking doing fucking X games. So if you're dead, anyone can get you. I don't know what the rules are because I was trying all these dead people and you're like but here's the thing. So anyways, it was like insane copyright issue because you're just like, yeah, I'm just using family guy. Sam Wieselman more

like it. Yeah, yeah, whatever. But it's like and then they got all these people and then after like on day two, they're just like, we can't do this. Like they essentially we're going to be put out some thing and there's like lawsuit city and so now it's just like you try and do stuff and it's like like half of like so they changed everything half of the requests come back and they're just like we can't do this like they just deny it okay and they don't do it and apparently i guess that's better apparently it costs for every one or every 10 second video

cost them a dollar what yeah to just like compute power like Like, you know, it's like we were saying with Sal, it's like someone's lights are dimming. You think that they're, yeah, yeah, do you think that they're patting those numbers a little bit where they're just like, they're adding a lot of different, they're adding a lot of different, like how a comedy club does when it tells you your numbers. Yeah, they add in a lot of expenses into that. They're just like, well, that's including our expansion of our building. That's including every paycheck. It may not cost them a dollar, but like they release some sort of like API access where you could like make. make these things like not through the app

like in scale or whatever and the cost is like it is tenths a dollar per they still might be better off because people probably pay the 20 bucks and make three things well that's the thing the SORA app though is free like it's not a paid app but

I mean they were saying originally with chat GPT where they're like you know you sign out for 20 bucks a month you're like a lot of people are using way more than $20 worth of the shit like this shit's expensive to use AI like all the compute Right, but the company's price is growing. Well, their valuations growing.

Yeah, exactly. That's a new... And tails all this time. Yeah, yeah. So they're like, we're fucking hemorrhaging money, but our valuation increases, and then obviously the goal is, like, Amazon style, or eventually it flips. And we're printing cash one day. And that's what everybody's going.

But it is fucking expensive to run these things. Like, you literally do like, hey, like, how do I make fucking cucumber salad? You go, that was 50 cents. Okay. Like, that cost them 50 cents. I don't think that seems high, but... Or whatever. Like, it's, like, it's expensive to, like, and, you know, there's a lot of 50 million people doing this.

I mean, there are some, I think. They got a guy for 30 cents a fucking hour responding to you. To chat Chb-T, by the way, not to get into it right now, but I'm on the outs with chat GPD, like, really, really aggressively. Yeah. So, basically, I have this big problem on the internet with my accounts and stuff like that, because I was hacked at some point. And then my, long story short, the business, uh, the, the, you have like a business center. Yeah, this is what, Facebook? All of them, or meta.

Oh, so the business center, they kicked me out of it, and then they got kicked out, so now no one controls it. It's like your Airbnb situation. No one controls my thing. So, and I was trying to do it. So chat, GBT. Is it because you tried to go on Steve Harvey's podcast? I can't remember it was seven years ago. Still waiting for fucking Steve to get back to me.

Steve Harvey's producer, Steve Harvey. That's my name's also Steve. So, and then I'm asking Chad GPD, I'm like, hey, I'm trying to do this and this and this. And they kept telling me to do all these things. And then I would, I would do them. And I go, hey, this, blah, blah, blah. This didn't seem to work. And they go, oh, and then after a while, I go, I feel like you're running me around in circles here.

And then Chad GPD goes, that's a good point to point that out, blah, blah, blah. It's confusing, this and that. Just do this one more thing. I did the one more thing. And then I was like, hey, that didn't help. Can you reverse that? and they go, oh, that can't be reversed. So I spent like three hours dealing with this,

and then at the end of it, I just had a new problem that chat GPT caused the can't be reverse. My original problem is still there. And then my mom messaged me the other day being like, have you heard of this chat GPT thing? It's really good for recipes or something like that. And I was just like, okay, we're screwed. It's over.

Oh, it's over. And it's screwing me. It's one of those things when you ask it the questions. And it goes, yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, good catch. I was wrong. It's doing that on like life-saving things. Dude, I'm telling you, one of the worst things is, like, all in a chat GPT, but she thinks it can't be wrong.

That's the problem. She thinks it's infallible. I know for a fact it's wrong mostly now. I know, and I have to tell her all the time. She's, like, look something up and I go, like, this thing's wrong all the time. Always. Yeah, and she's like, she doesn't believe it. It's getting worse, I would argue.

Yeah. Because it's approaching bigger questions that it doesn't have the aptitude for, probably. I know. I know. So I'm really on the outs with this thing. Now they've got this AI actor, uh, chick actor, already demanding more money. Yeah. not paid enough

she doesn't make as much as the AI men she's already demanding more I actually don't get like I understand obviously Hollywood you don't get it

they've got they're getting a huge contract they literally have a fucking computer slave like I get this working this thing 24 hours a day

to the bone and Hollywood is fuming yeah what are you gonna do about it of course they're not happy

they go okay well you can't stop us you can't stop us for fucking making AI see actors are and I've been saying that we can't be replaced because AI

can't be racist. That's actually, dude, one of the fucking where with the SORA thing, where one of the biggest like things I saw was just regular people be like, make me do a 10 second stand-up clip. And it's just like them at the comedy seller doing stand-up. And it's not good. Obviously, it's not good, but it's like,

it looks like they're killing. Okay, but what you could do is say, make me acting in a Daniel Day, Lewis setting, and it probably would be pretty good. And I've been making this argument forever that even when we were back to like the diversity stuff, right? And it was just like, there's certain jobs where you're like, hey, you can't just like rig the game on sports. Like, you know, you're going to have to say the best is the best.

There's certain, you know, let's say a top trader at a hedge fund. Like the difference between the good guy and the one a little below him is a big deal. So it's hard to just be like, well, you know, no company wants to do that. What you can do is if you auditioned 40 people for like a role, you go, the guy number one and guy number two is the same. Guy number one and guy number five, it would make zero difference. Yeah, yeah, guy number one and yeah, that's what I'm saying, not even one in two. It's like one in ten. Which is why it is the most

replaceable field of all. Like commercials, man, like, let's like That could be anyway. Yeah, like, let's maybe say you're like, yeah, like some fucking movie or whatever you go, yeah, like it's not, but like a commercial, you go where you don't know these people. So it's like, it's not like, oh, Tom Brady told me to buy this cereal. It's just like, this is just a Dunkin' Donuts commercial

with a bunch of nobody's, you go, those are gone. So there's no negative by saying like, hey, this instead of a white guy should be an olive guy. Like, there's no difference, you know what I mean? No. But, this is probably the first thing to go is actors. Oh, yeah. Like, commercial

actors, for sure. Commercial voice actors. And it's interesting because they're going to probably play it bad, too, because of all the unions and stuff like that. They're going to over play their hand. They're going to strike. They're going to, because you're not going to make it worse. Yeah, yeah. They're going to be like, okay, well, then we're not acting and you go, okay.

Right. That's acceptable. it's yeah it's a girl going on a sex strike when the guy's like thinking about smashing other people yeah yeah oh yeah well you think those girls are hot then I'm never having sex for the next six months that'll solve it fucking brothel I'm a janitor or brothel I'll be all right yeah yeah yeah no it's not gonna be good for the actors and the actors think they have so much leverage because they've I mean every actor we know they their sense of self worth and value is like so inflated and they generally buy into a sort of you know, let's say

communist-y sort of philosophy where they're just like, you know, we can collect a bargain our way out of this and you're just like, I don't know, some events are too transformative, you know? I mean, they're like, I went to Juilliard. You're like, eat the fucking bowl of cereal, okay? And we've both been there. I've been sitting in an audition room like a

chump. Absolutely. Just like, there's, I would say, and that's why I kind of stopped doing that stuff. And even at the time, do a lot of them like and I would always get uh sometimes you just don't want to lose your agent at the time so they would ask you to do things and I just wouldn't go and then just hope no one ever found out because I hated it so much yeah that's probably out of all the things I've ever done in my life I would say the most humiliating ever I find is auditioning for

certain things it's like oh that's by far you know I honestly think if you if you found out like your fucking chick of three years was like banging someone and everyone knew I'd be it's like less humiliating than some of this acting if some of my fucking auditions got out, I would be like, I don't think I could come back from them. The only times I've had to, like, humiliating. Fake eating a hamburger, and you're like,

do you have a real hamburger? They go, we have, like, one cold hamburger that's been sitting out for six hours. Please don't eat it. And then you have to be like, hmm. No, no, no. Danny Likie.

Is there anything more humiliating than acting? And then having these fucking five losers just sitting there looking at you with their pen, like, on your hamburger eating oh and and then they'll do shit like can you take off your shirt and eat the hamburger you're like why why we want to write come slut on your belly why don't I need to take off my shirt to eat a hamburger they're like you know it's just like we're just trying some

different things you know hey do you mind rolling around in this you're literally like okay roll around in this glue we want to throw some hair on you hey yeah we have this guy he's a professional boxer he's gonna punch you in the face while you eat this hamburger just we're just trying something different you're like you can punch in the face here yeah unless you don't want the roll but on the roll we're thinking about pissing on you oh absolutely dude i like literally does yeah you're like you're like yeah just can you just take your shirt off and go wrestle with this like fucking comedian you met one time did you do that probably i don't know like i've done weird shit it's so bad you know what does this pay by the way they go it's two hundred dollars a day

how long's the day 12 hours you're like 12 hours it's like yeah yeah but you'll be on tv and uh somewhere in france It's a small commercial Or something Or you go God damn Can I use this for my reel? The only things I ever booked

Was a musician Musician yeah No I booked I didn't voice it I had a Canadian tire commercial I have a main the odd thing here I remember your Canadian tire commercial Crappy tire yeah

But I remember I would like I don't even know if I can think of Another example of like Maybe in university Having like a test while you were partying and then wake up and you hadn't studied

and like the level of dread for that like exam like that's how I felt having to go to these things and it's not always just skip them I'd wake up and I go nah I can't no way I cannot I hate it yeah it's the worst and then I just get a call from the agent being like you didn't come and I go oh that was today

oh sorry my bad I really screwed that up and then they're like oh well they'll see you yeah you go oh you can go tomorrow they're doing some more auditions and you go fuck I've done that so many times they go no really like they go like they're booking the guy who works there

because that was another thing is like you're these like casting agents on top of that there's like there's a guy who's who's running your audition behind the camera and he's just like always the guy who gets it's always the guy who gets it because it's such a scam because they have to go to like the client that's how they pay them two bucks an hour

yeah McDonald's or whatever and they go yeah we saw 40 people and then they go here are the 40 people but they're like they just give it to some guy it's like yeah legitimately and top of that it's a scam that is the most humiliating thing the world. So actors have zero dignity, including myself when I did that for, but I got out real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I stopped doing them after a while, too. I go, this is, well, you just do the math and you go like, okay, so I'm going to go to like, you know, two auditions a week. It takes

like two hours each time. And you go, I'm going to book one thing a year. You're driving down to the East End. Yeah, you're like, I'm going to book one thing a year that pays maybe $2,000. And you go, okay, so I'm like, you know. I know, you get your one big score and you're chasing that. So it's like 200 hours, 200 hours I put in a year for $2,000 bucks. You oh, it's not even minimum wage. You go, what am I doing? And the thing is, like, you can't even, like, look to somebody to be like, this guy is like, you know, like, there'd be, like, one guy who go,

yeah, this guy probably, like, makes $100K, you're doing commercials. But eventually there's this whole thing in- For a year. For a year, because there's a whole thing in commercials where eventually, once you become, like, if you have a McDonald's commercial, then you're like, okay, well, then you can't do any burger fast food places. You're known as, like, they see Danny stuff in his face with chicken fingers. They go, no, I'm finished.

Yeah, and then you're like, yeah, you're like, well, you can't even be known. You're like, you're known as the McDonald's guy, so now you can't do anything else. So now it's going to be Tilly Norwood, eating a burger. You know what I mean? It's going to be Tilly Norwood, eating a burger. It's going to be Tilly Norwood being guy number five in the bank. It's going to be, you know, the only thing that's going to be left is really famous people. Yeah, really famous people.

And then the guy who made the movie to put himself in it. We're trying to make Tilly Norwood the really famous person. Yeah. They're trying to even do that, like, not even like extras. They're like, we're making Tilly Norwood the super famous person. Sure, but I'm saying a few famous people will be kicking around and they'll still be worse something and they can do the press tours and that's still going to be part

of making a movie. For everyone else, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Yeah, don't need you. Exactly. No. No, you don't like you. What is it? Seeing you don't like you. I'm Morrison, baby. AI generated performances do not appear from thin air. They're made with digitally animated

real work people, blah, blah, blah, blah. The Wild West must end. These robust protections must be implemented to assure artist work is not stolen. I'll tell you. You're not artists. Eat the fucking cereal. You're not an artist. If there is...

That's the problem is we're conflating these two things. You go, I'm an artist. Look at me. You're fucking corn pops. Shut the fuck up. You literally work at like a Chili's. You're a waiter. Yeah, you're like a waiter.

You're like a waiter. You're like, manager hates you because like in the middle of your shift. Yes. Hey, can someone cover for me for two hours? I've got to go do this fucking audition. Eat some corn pops. Yeah, to eat some corn pops. You're like, you're not an artist.

a star you go i'm just waiting for my big break asking people to read lines for you just bothering people in your normal life doing these like self tape auditions just forcing normal people in your life to meet up with you and read scripts for you for some dog shit part that'll pay you no money and you're never going to get it's not going to do anything for you and won't help you at all not going to be your one and done yeah it's not going to be your big break like that you think it is right yeah so that's done if anything the AI actors are really uh doing them a favor doing the your co-workers at Chile is a huge favor. Yeah, I mean, and it's

kind of doing your parents a big favor because then they're finally like, yeah, you'll be done with this kind of thing. This thing's over. Yeah. Well, AI came. What are you going to do? So, this is going to be problems and they're loud, right? They all have voices. These people are

they're loud, yeah. They're loud, they're mobilized. They have stuff to say, and you're going to hear that stuff. They are women run for the most part. You know, the voices are some scoring women. So the fight is, they're not going down without a fight. Yeah, I mean, again, what leverage do they have?

Well, but the fight's going to take place on the acting grounds, because that's what they're saying, like, AI, you know, they have a lot of Hollywood actors being like, AI is done, because I can't get my... Yeah, yeah, we're going to see so much just, like, shitty, performative dances about the dangers of AI and... Songs. I think you actually are going to see a situation where they go, we had to shut down AI chatbots, you go, why? It's like, well, because Susan from, you know, Burbank was about to get her

role as teller number four, and they took it away. And she's not happy, so she's done some damage to the brand. Yeah, yeah. They're going to shut and chat GPT down, just because of fucking old Susan. Susan wanted her role. Yeah. Talent agents, circle the actress. Oh, that's the vultures. That's so great. Then the vultures are in. Why don't you just go make your own? That's the one I don't get, the talent agents, because I heard some talent agents. Do you think she's You're going to have a Jewish talent agent, AI, chat pot? You know what I mean? It's like I made it.

I made a very bad deal. Yeah, like you show up, you have to speak to the agent. Your agent's also like an AI, Barry McLevittstein. That's so funny, like having a, like, an AI Jewish agent that you have to speak for you. Yeah. I'm locked in in perpetuity. Yeah, I don't. And the Jewish and AI Asian is going to have.

an agent. This is going to be spiral letter. You can see how this can spiral out of control pretty quickly. You can, I guess. I mean, again, the question is, is like, will people go see this stuff? Because at the end of the day, this is, you know, this is for... Would you go sit in a movie theater to watch a movie with, that was completely AI? I mean, what's different between that and a cartoon? That's true. And I, yeah, you know, if something's really good and everybody goes, you got to see this and you go, I'm, like, I can... Dude, there's going to be some 12-year-old filmmaker that just makes, like, the Academy Award-winning picture. For sure. For like, for, like,

80 bucks well not in the academy awards they're gonna be fighting this yeah they'll be fighting this for a while but you know it's similar to the streaming shit where forever they're like yeah a streamer like can't win an Oscar Netflix can't have a movie that wins an Oscar they're just like they're just a streamer and like you know now there's like YouTubers signing these

huge movie deals and I know eventually like the game has changed the game has changed and you know they'll come around but yeah I mean I guess I if someone's like this is the greatest movie ever they go but it's AI I don't care I don't you know

I don't need to go fucking care if I get to go see some actor at a Barnes & Noble or some shit I know someone's gonna feel like that yeah they don't exist I mean the question is not if the question is when yeah like does this stuff kind of take 20 years

to really like seep into people's brains and it takes like a new generation that accepts it and blah blah or is it like overnight in four years you're like all the actors are just literally there's a ditch they're all in there and the ditch was dug so high

by an AI tractor and they can't even get out. They're trying to climb out. It's like one of those fucking Tesla robots is just like working a forklift. Working a forklift. They're in the ditch and they're just like, come on guys, let's use our acting skills

to get out. To be, but not to be. It's not working. Not working, no. All right. Do your serial leading powers? Does somebody know a place? Someone give me an item,

an everyday item. Someone give me an I know, yeah, yeah. A tractor. Yeah. You go, okay. Now let's pretend we have a tractor. You just go in.

It's just the, you know, the head of the things like, oh, I think the actors are escaping. You just go in and it's just a bunch of grown men. Pretending the shuffle. They're all just fake digging. Keep going, guys. They have a song, we like to shovel all day. Huffle away, shovel all day.

We're almost, it's not making a tent. We can't improv our way out of this. Oh, the future's bleak. Have you tried calling your Jewish manager and crying? He won't return my calls. Dilly, Dilley, Dilley, Norbert. Steph Curry's wife's been up to some hijinks. Steph Curry's wife went on a podcast tour.

And she went on and call her daddy and some other things. But it was just one of those things where she, to be generous with her, she was just like, you know, And she was trying to draw up sympathy for herself By being like, you know, and it's hard You know, I was with this guy And I didn't really want to be married I wanted to be a family

And I knew that by supporting Steph Curry's career I was going to have to, you know, put my career in the backseat And it was just like, I mean, can you ever be happy? I mean, yeah, I was like, oh, what a surprise You fucking your boyfriend who got drafted like ninth overall In the NBA like you decided, yeah, I'm going to put my career on hold

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and be a multi-millionaire by the time I'm 23, by the way. I mean, you're a multimillionaire immediately. You're immediately. I don't know what the ages are, but something like that. The day he gets drafted, you go, you're now a multimillionaire. Tough. And then five years later, he's like the best player.

And you go, and by the way, if you do, if you're 22 years old and your family makes millions of dollars, you're married to this guy without a pre-nup, it's like, whatever career and choices you want to explore at 30, it's like, you can do it. Yeah, I mean, again. You have, you have like maids and stuff. For sure. And nannies. worth hundreds of millions of dollars at this point you're like what you're like you want to go

work in a marketing company the problem is though there's you know and step curry seems like very nice yeah yeah you know but there's no you it's it's it's it's it's always a risk when you have like a woman and then this but goes for a man too um but someone that you ever you ever like uh someone it's like when you hire someone that's never had a job before and they like don't you know they don't have anything to compare it to so they're just like this is too hard and you're like it's actually i'm fairly nicer than anyone else something, you know what I mean, where there's a, it's with a woman that was like 22 years old, she's never really had to like work. She's never had a, she never dated

someone where the situation is bad. She's never tried to do her thing, realize how hard it is. So all she has is this vision of like, well, I would have went on to start my billion dollar cup. But like, of course. She has no realization of like how, you don't know how good you got it. No, I think she knows how good. She's just trying to be like, you know, I'm just going to start my career. And then just like you, my boyfriend got drafted to the Golden State Warriors. Ended up winning four NBA titles and multiple MVPs and, you know, All-Stars and just like you. Well, that's what she says.

She goes, you know, I was realizing that you can't fucking be around these people. That's what she said, NPCs. That's what she said. Sorry. I apologize. Have you seen the girl with the beaner kit? my friend my friend my friend this girl is selling a B-I-N-E-R kit and it has some beans in it and so this is the first video I made a big mistake I mean it again okay Danny so this is how it

starts how it started when you accidentally put a sliver in your brand name someone put that So it said, buy your own beaner kit, and it's these beans you can get, and there's just fucking beaners, and then cut to... I made a big mistake. I'm extremely embarrassed, mortified, and I made this mistake very publicly, and found out the hard way. So... That's great. You never heard the term... Everyone buy the beaner kit.

Cut to. Pretty sorry about that. My husband is so pissed. He spent so much of his money. on my dumb idea of a bag of beans is that what that is? It's a bag of beans.

It's a bag of beans. It's either that or... That's a big win for the boys, though, because the boys are normally the ones you get fucked over, you know, getting bean endeavors that go away. Finally,

a woman fucking feels the scorn of losing your life savings on some beans. College band announcer roast 250 pound plus size Lizzo dancers at halftime, meet the no face of Ozempic. So,

a band announcer, HBCU, historically black college or university, Florida, A&M is in hot water. He roasted the dancers, the name of the dancer is the honeybees, who are required to be at least 250 pounds. More like the fucking splendid bees if you guys

want to drift. I guess they have these dancers that have to be 250. Alabama State. That's your fucking dancer weigh-ins and you don't make the cut or more importantly ball bearings in your pockets

just because you're fat enough your buddy who's dating a cheerleader shows up with the honeybee this guy's dating one of the fucking honeybees actually you're telling a girl yeah you should be a cheerleader like with the honeybees

specifically HBCU but needless to say that comment isn't playing well so they didn't like it that he called the honey bees the face of a Zen pic this is another Bob Ballard

situation these old school announcers don't stand a chance against these new shit, man. If you're like old school, tell it how it is. Kind of funny man, color commentator. And then you got, hey, the honeybees are hitting the stage. You got to be 250.

The problem is they're all black, and then they hit you with the racism. That is the problem. They said that. This is just like a bunch of fucking white fat chicks. You'd be like, you get away. When entertainment crosses a line, what it says about fat phobia and racism, uh, this wasn't just one man's culture. It's about black spaces, how we internalize the same narrow beauty standards.

Yes. And also, by the way, just this. unironically it says it wants black women to shrink themselves literally and figuratively so that's his problem you want to keep your foot ladies yeah your problem is the honey bees

the honey bees were black but I think you would have been in trouble fucking talking shit about the honey bees regard to less because you're not getting hit with the anti-black fat phobia you're just getting hit with just regular fat phobia if your buddy fucked one of them honey bees do you think they'd say they got stung just say this guy got stung

what happened he took a honeybee dad face is swollen got stung by honeybee honey pot that's an actual honey pot that's an actual honeypot it's a big honeypot man you step in the thing uh you know the traps where you just fall through sure just right through uh this was one of this was disgusting of him it never fails the announcers have always done this uh former honeybee's dancer nastasia henri wrote on ticot it is interesting that they just take a normal name and add a nut in front of it yeah like if your name was Like, Nadani? Yeah, Nadia.

Yeah, they have fun. Riquisha. Rightquisha, yeah, they have fun. Yeah, they do have fun with the names. Yeah, you'd be like Rionre. You know, maybe white people would have better. Right, Andre's actually not. Rai Andre is great.

And white people would have better names if they didn't spend the time figuring out of orgasm when they were doing labor bears. Yeah, you know, black people read that. She's like, fucking white people. White people are up to me again. Rionandre is a good name, though. Maybe I'd name my kid, Rai Andre is solid. Andre is great

It also sounds like fucking two gay guys That are sharing a name Yeah And I looked it up Then there are people named Ryandre Oh there you go Are they gay guys Is it two gay guys

Or is it one Let me look It's an Instagram A guy named Rionre Uh Do you want to guess his race Rionondre Black

Riondre's got to be black No Uh Half Yeah And there's literally Just not to be Stereotypical

But his Instagram has videos of him dunking a basketball. Classic. Such a Rionre thing to do. 5-8 dunker, 39-inch vertical. Because fat phobia isn't just an aesthetic. It's about humanity and the belief that it's only acceptable black woman to cheer for are the ones who fit a narrow idea of beauty.

You said you have an all-fat cheerleading squad. Don't put that on the society. If anyone shows up and they go, hey, we say we have a whole squad of people. you have to be 250 bills, which is well above the national average if you want to be in the thing. You don't get to put that on society. You know what I mean?

What do you expect? I mean, if you're like fucking eating like you're... Come on. You know, like you're trying to be like an offensive lineman. You're like, I got to keep my weight up. This is you in people's face with a gun, daring them to say something. And yes, someone took the bait.

They're talking to... Someone's going to mention the fact that the honeybees are sitting at three bills each and they're dancers. Stop it. Yeah, I don't feel bad for the honeybees They're due to get a little smoke Led by their fearless coach They've appeared on national television

Walked Red Carpets Red Carpets redefined what dance excellence looks like So the honeybees are popular I think their coach is fearless Just because you tried to fucking grab the last chicken wing Pull back a nub I don't know what movie that's good It was for Verana

That's his level of fear This coach is so fearless He's so fearless He did a teeter-totter with one of them. He's fucking fearless, man. They go, you want to go on the teeter-totter? He goes, sure. He's fearless.

He fears he's going to have less food because he's last in line for this buffet. It's a reminder of the fragile respect can be when you don't fit the mold. Fit the mold. Yeah, anyway. Oh, that was another... That's a big ass mole!

By the way, there was one Tilly Norwood thing that I forgot was that they were saying that there's so much problematic about Norwood, not the least, is her girl next door vibe she sends to a young woman with the more serious point is her face has been made from those of real actors

without knowledge or consent. So that's a good angle. They're making a consent issue. Well, if you are an actor who looks, like the actor who looks the closest to Tilly Norwood, we'll be able to get a fucking bag out of this

If you go like If you're just like look I look identical to Tilly nor You get No they're talking more about the training data I know but they're gonna That person is gonna be like Yo they obviously used me

Yeah And maybe Do you think that you would be able To get any money from the honey bees If they made AI honeybees Taking my job You obviously trained off my dance moves They trained off my dance moves

They trained off my dance moves They trained off a video of me Rolling Down a Hill I'd like to be compensated. I could tell that from anywhere from a mile away. Well, someone's got to be making the movies

because Netflix has canceled according to Elon Musk. Elon Musk, but... Yeah, that one didn't stick. I mean, you know, it was canceling it for the 85th time. I know. That's one of those things we go. And I mean, it was funny because all these people were like with the whole cancel discord

and they're like, wait, you signed up again after cuties? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I thought we all canceled when cuties came out. What the hell? You signed up again? They're like, New strangers things came out.

What the fucking... That is so funny. You're right, because they kind of outed themselves. Yeah, they're just like, there were... I saw that where people were like, wait, you signed up again? I thought we agreed. I thought we all canceled this during cuties. How could you cancel a fifth time?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of people who are, like, canceling a fifth time. They go, okay. Like, it is funny because there are certain things where you go, yeah, nobody's canceling that one. Nobody's canceling it. And if you're canceling. it is fun i mean listen you do show you do turn on the things that they're talking about and they're just like you know fucking uh the you know more it's a more uh the kindergarten bisexual slut

they do have a few things we're like all right yeah yeah for sure i mean they'll literally get every one of these people back when they go we come out with the fucking charlie kirk documentary yeah it's it's a tough one right but it hits the stock price for a second and then it goes back up i didn't even i was actually watching Netflix stock to be like if it pulled back enough I was going to buy it it. Yeah, I wanted to pull back a point or two. Like few percent.

Yeah. But the headlines were like, oh, yeah. I hate those headlines. They're so dishonest where the headlines say that Netflix loses $50 million. Like, what do you mean? I know. You're like, yeah, that's like a normal day for Netflix. Those articles, I think, are they written by people that just like don't understand anything? No, yeah, they go, 20 billion is a lot of money. You go, yeah, they have a market cap of literally like a

fucking probably a trillion dollars. yeah it's kind of crazy you're like yeah they lost 3% nothing yeah and that's well you know and there's up 30% this year yeah for sure yeah 500 billion market cap and you go yeah it's to lose 20 billion dollars is just a normal day yeah one way or another yeah but it is funny because the reason i have to go the other way i thought i saw this found this article where they where they were trying to like dunk on him because he always goes back and forth where you're just like okay another boycott and then they and then an article about the boycott's even cornyer so it's like you know you swing me back the other way it goes. Elon Musk accidentally

just reminded everyone Netflix's best feature, so they're saying big flub from him. I'm trying to get people to boycott Netflix, Musk managed to highlight what might be the streaming service's best feature. They make it incredibly easy to cancel. Sorry, there's a giant button right on your

account that says cancel membership. When they give people freedom, they trust you more. So Elon Musk may not have meant to, but by tweeting about canceling, he reminded everyone that Netflix cares about their customers so much that they are willing to let quit. He gave Netflix free publicity for something its competitors, hope no one

notice it. Sure. So that's maybe the craziest take I've ever seen. Yeah, insane. You've got to be, look. It's like Netflix says a lot of stuff for a lot of people. Like, you know, sometimes I like, we'll log into my wife's account and you go like her profile and you go, I don't want to watch any of this stuff. No, yeah, sure.

You have different accounts? We have like different profiles. No, I don't have a profile. You fuck up the algorithm. Because then my whole thing is just like love is blind. I just type, I doesn't even matter. I go to the search bar and I say movie for guys with a fucking huge hammers. Just all Liam Neeson. Yeah, it's all Liam Neeson.

Yeah. But again, it's, you know. Imagine that, though. They're just like, first of all, I'm sure that many of the platforms have a cancel button. Yeah, I mean, some are harder to cancel. Jokes. Jokes on you. I mean, my wife definitely, like, signed up for, what was it, like?

Do you think any... Paramount Plus, maybe, to watch, like, Dexter and, you know, like, it's a pay-the-ass to cancel. Do you think that any of it? anyone though went to cancel their Netflix and they're like I'm done with you know Reid Hoffman you've he foiled me one last time oh the cancel is very easy to it's actually very easy to find it's a little too easy you know I appreciate Netflix putting that cancel button in such a let's just watch something else yeah yeah no it's this one ain't sticking that's for sure you got to really be on on par not on par on the same page

with your significant other because there has to be somewhat embarrassing to someone come home and you've like can't and they're like hey why is there no Netflix you go we're taking a stand

yeah yeah we don't even have kids though but imagine if we did and they gay in them up with their propaganda which they are gay in them up they are gay in them up with the propaganda

but you do not watch it you don't have to let your kids watch it one you don't have to let your kids watch I don't even think those shows are four kids I think those shows are four I think it was a kid no I do think it was no no but I bet you the viewership

is like 20 year old oh yeah yeah it's all like furry he's watching this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who like watching kids shows. Yeah, there's like feminist mom kind of types who are like fucking taping their eyes. Oh, yeah.

I'm not saying there's no kids being forced to sit there and watch. You're going to watch this until you're gay. I don't want to be gay. What's gay? Yeah, what's gay? It's you. You're about to find out. There's my little queer.

What? What, mom? My orgasm glove. Both of them. imagine that mom forcing the kid to watch gay stuff and you're just like I'm going to tell you a story

about the best orgasm I ever had they go mom I don't want to hear but orgasms anymore it's also the story of when you were born oh no mom never nutted so hard in my life now watch your furry what's nutted

watch your furry porn yeah also moms they're naked awesome them sitting there naked yeah just full bush fully naked

full bush yeah orgasm club on my hands going numb we bought five Netflix we got to support

Netflix to support it is hilarious the sign of the stuff Harvard's got a good one Harvard drag queen they have doing a couple

courses oh yeah named Lahore Vagg visiting professor do you think that other professors don't like it where they you know work their whole life to get this whole PhD and they get the thing and then you're just like yeah we're actually like sitting in the break room with Lahore Vagestan what do you do I teach a Taylor Swift course teach the course on Taylor Swift okay so he teaches one course on queers and

then one course on RuPaul RuPaul so she teaches a course on RuPaul on a course on queers. Yeah, and then you, you're sitting there, like, you had to, you know, the extent that it was hard to get your degree in astrophysics. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, they hate this. Like, the, I mean, they definitely have a hierarchy. And they go, yeah, that's, that, and you're, that, and you're, well, I think

you're off on that. I think she's running the show because these university people are afraid of her. Well, I think that's how they feel is they probably, like, maybe they're not expressly. Yeah. But I think they're afraid of her. I think Lahore kicks down the door. like what the fuck are you looking at why don't you teach real education like

RuPaul with all this numbers dude that would be crazy you like send your kid to Harvard and you go what do you take it and you go RuPaul's drag race RuPaul and Queers RuPaul and Coors That's money well spent I guess Imagine that Danny comes home

His kid's just looking at him Taking notes And then you go what it's from my queer Coors I bought a fucking boat with this money Why do you keep looking at me and taking notes It's for my queer

It's called homework, dad. Homo. Or mom. What's the homework? Shadow of queer. Shadow a queer? You're shadowing? Danny's 20-year-old kid just looking at him.

Furiously scrambling down notes. Mrs. Magistad is going to be so pissed. She will teach two classes. Rupal Dragonomics, race, and desire. Desire. Lahore What's your name? Lahore Vagestan is thirsty

That's called desire Desire And then that's the kid For the desire course They have a kid coming up And they put a 12 pack of donuts In front of day Sweating

Don't eat them Let's go over to the Patreon We'll do a bit more Well there's a bit more of that one That'll finish there But there's also We have a whole bunch of other stuff At patreon.com slash the boyscast

Which we appreciate everyone Thanks for people who sent me articles and messages and stuff like that. I will see people in Eugene. Danny's going to be in Dallas. So a couple weeks. See you in Eugene. And then also do not forget about the New York show

for people who are coming to that one. It's a big deal in New York Comedy Festival, Ryan Longcom. Peace.