The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Now Sh*t is Popping Off in Iran! + Dan Bongino Crashes Out

Episode Date: January 16, 2026

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Comrades and Patriots, slightly early episode of the boys' cast getting it out as quick as possible because we filmed early fellas. A lot going on. Right now. Shit's hot. Understatement of the year, again. Right now, Trump is spinning a wheel and it just has which dictator he's going to invade. That's what's going on.

Everyone in his house is gathering around. He goes, no, what he's doing. Gather around the wheel. No, right now Trump's doing a dictator reveal where they put the balloon in the air and it It's a yellow. He goes, Kim Jong-un. And the area goes,

what's it going to be? Everyone's gathered around. Barron's clapping. And he goes, it pops. Brown. Toronto. This is going after Mark Carney.

Dictator reveal. All we got pops down. All the confetti comes down. Green. Bad for Greenland. Bad for Greenland. So he is right now. It's a new every week.

Guy is all in one. Yeah. I mean, we're not even two weeks into the fucking year. This one, too, is Iran or Iran? Iran. I'll tell you I've dated Iranian girls.

Don't like Iran. They're big on Iran. I don't like Iran. Didn't work as many times as I've been told. Still an Iran guy. Still an Iran guy. But Iran, it doesn't roll off the tongue as much, you know? No. But this one, I was kind of thinking, you remember how I did a video that was

the influencers not sure whether support Israel or Palestine. He was kind of viral back in the day. Right now, it feels like it's influencer can't keep up with his stances on all of them. Oh yeah, a lot going on. Well, but these ones are specifically, a lot of conflicting, but these ones are specifically hard because there's protesters. We're like, okay, I guess we like protesters, but we also don't like America going in.

And then Trump, which is always the huge factor of like, well, Trump wants this, so I don't like that. Of course. And the pro-Iran protesters are pro-America, and they go, we hate America. And then the bad guys are sort of Muslim. Yeah. can't. What are we doing here? So I feel like this one is a bit of a

mind fuck. And then Trump is out here kind of being like you know, look at all these fucking protesters. What are you doing? Treating your protesters bad. Trump loves protesters. I'll tell you what Trump doesn't care about. The people of Iran. No. No. Like whatever's going on.

I'll tell you who, you know what I mean? When he's just like, we got to help the people. That's on his top concern. That one we can say for sure that he does not care about. But then on the other side, yeah, you're like, well these guys are bad guys and then you sort of but then you know Trump's involved being like this is bad and then you go so I'm against that I feel like it's a mind fuck for a lot of people but Trump's got a bit of a hard on for Iran after bombing their nuclear facilities plus they don't have nuke you

think yeah that's that I mean that's the main one is they don't have nuke so they wanted them well they wanted them and he's very much like yeah what are you gonna do about it huh you don't have nukes so okay that's why kim jong un sitting pretty right literally dude that's like that's why fucking maduro is just like maduro and nukes they're not just going in there and just snatching them like that. Well, it's self-fulfilling. Yeah. And then everyone's like, yeah, that's why we nukes.

And everyone's like, yeah, that's why you can't have them. Well, yeah, you can't have them. We need to be able to fucking come snatch you in the middle of the night. But it is a bit of, you know, the part that there's protests over there versus protests over here where it's like, Trump's currently sort of like against his protesters here. Yeah. And then being like, we've got to listen to these fucking protesters. These protesters are killing the protesters. Well, I feel like it's, you know, as a commini.

Was that how you're coming out? Right? Kamani. Yeah. Again, I have... Cryatola. I have trouble. I have trouble.

We just call him the cryatola on this. It's called him the cryatola. Yeah. It's funny because you sort of have like the cryatola. I was thinking he's going to like a protest doctor and he's just like how bad is it? Because I don't know if you saw they have the tit, like girls out with titty protests. Yeah. She doesn't have the full tits out, but she's out in a bikini.

Oh. In Iran? Iranian chicks are hot too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I didn't see that. Well, yeah. but that's how it starts, right? So if you go and you go just like, okay, we got protesters on the street and it's like, cryatollas out there being like talking to his guards and the doctors and everything,

he's like, how bad is it? It's almost full-blown. Dude, you guys, hidey's out? I saw this video. You're gonna have an autonomous zone soon?

There's this like doctor dude in Iran who's like, he's like a, you know, state apparatus kind of guy who lives in Iran. He's like doing a podcast, talking about how like they, everybody actually there loves the government. Pretty fun.

And he shows this video from Iranian state TV. And the guy literally goes, there were tens of millions of people out in Iran, tens of millions. Whole population in the country is 90 million. Right. Like he's saying there were minimum 20 million people in the street. And this video is this guy's in a helicopter, right? Being like over Iran being like, look how many people there are. And it is the most like fake green screen video.

No. Dude, I can pull it up. It's so funny. Because at one point the guy's like, look at all these people and his arm, he's wearing a suit, okay? His arm goes out the helicopter. It has the door open and his fabric doesn't move. He's in a moving helicopter and literally his arm is out the window and like just like it looks like this. It's crazy.

Well, it's just like is that sort of thing where it's like they feed that slop to their people and they're just like, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's not. Say that it's fake. well that's the thing they're just like again it's iranian state tv they're just like yeah this is this is actually what's going on and the fucking yeah if you the imperialist west if you want to believe their slop this is our slop yeah yeah what are you western yeah exactly and they go this is what are you helping i was talking to people last night who are like fucking people who hate israel and they think it's real well but that's that's a big part of the thing too where it's just like you're like oh i kind of don't like this guy and i guess the people are protesting and against like you know sexism in some ways and different things and repression and then you're just like and then you know you're just like so you like israel now yeah i mean essentially everything just always comes back to go wait but doesn't israel benefit from this oh well i've heard enough oh benefit right now net yahu's been edging for days oh hell yeah so you they're they're

working on an extra special batch of pages right now it's kind of like almost one of those things where you have you look at it and you're just like you've been deep into like a simplified version of politics and you're kind of looking and you go it's almost as if in this one specific instance is a little complicated it's quite complicated you know what I mean there because you even if you because you ideally you're just like you know good guy bad guy and you're just like me maybe that's all bad guys yeah well yeah that's for yeah I mean again this is all like everything so interconnected right now too with like even you know Venezuela

Greenland, like Trump literally said yesterday, they're like drawn up plans to invade. Like there was a daily mail report where they're like drawing up plans to invade Greenland. And then Trump's- That happened quick, by the way. Trump's generals are like, we don't want to do this because it's illegal. Like they're trying to be like, no, we can't do this. And then if we do this, we'll get kicked out of NATO. But then Trump's like, yeah, sick.

I want out of NATO. Yeah. So great. And then Trump's like, Trump's like, me with a good time. Yeah, but Trump's just like, well, if we don't take Greenland, Russia or. China will like it's kind of like it's up for grabs yeah I've heard all the you know it's just the fucking 250 pounder at the bar at fucking 4 a.m. right now greenland and he goes up for grabs right now if you don't take her I'm going to take her right and then you know same thing the ugly lights have

come on yeah the lights have come on that's kind of what's going on and then you know like uh Venezuela they were very much just like well if we don't control this and it's like it's going to be Russia or China. Same with Iran. Like, obviously, all Iran's, like, uh, defense systems are Russian and Chinese. Like, it's all, like everything's basically, it's basically these three countries, it seems like Iran or Russia, uh, or sorry, Russia, China, America just kind of jockeying for position right now. Yeah, yeah. But, but the, the, the sort of it's interesting, like, every country sort of has to give explanations for everything they do, but really, it's just like, listen, we're doing this. Do you need me to tell you something? You know, it's pretty much.

You know, it's a guy who just like, you know, he takes off for weeks at a time. And his wife's like, where are you going? He's like, do you want me to say work? Is that what you need? Like, would it make you feel better if I say work? Sure. I'm going to work. Like, would it make you feel better if I told you my mom's sick and I got a visitor?

Like, what would you need right now? I'm leaving. Yeah. This is happening. What do you need? What are you going to do about? And you're right. You're going to go to Congress.

I don't even tell Congress about this. But that's what I mean. And it probably depends on the country of what level of slop. Like, in America, you still need to give some slop. Where in probably Iran, the guy's like, yeah, he's just like, I green screen with my phone. Yeah, green screens with my phone. It's like pretty. Like, dude, it looked like a fucking teenager made this thing.

Like, I literally make more convincing videos than this. But that's the guy telling his wife, like, where are you going? You're like, donating to charity. Yeah. Why does it take you a week to donate to charity? Like I'm actually doing, I'm going to helping them build a house for the homeless. I don't know what the fuck do you want for me. Shut up.

Shut up. Here's a photo of me at the charity. Look it. It's like a, you just write on a sign charity. Yeah. That's it. So the, yeah, this is the first one. But I'm going to tell you how they deal with titty protesters in Iran.

They don't like them? Well, it's, it's a little soon. I guess that. Trump gets his way. The fucking puppies are going to be out. fucking thousand puppy salute. No, France, I would not call America the hub of the puppies.

No, no, no, no. France is the hub of the puppies. America's sort of in the middle. Yeah, but there's the issue where with Iran where they've been so sexually repressed where it's kind of like a kinked garden hose where like they take away the repression, they all come out at once.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Like everybody just... I'd rather see Iranian puppies than American puppies. Yeah. Not depends. If you're giving me like fucking... French are good. If you're giving me like... You know...

Rich New York chick poppies. If I'm getting some I amos of them. Those aren't the ones you get. I'm right. You're not. You're getting an overweight puppy. No. Yeah.

You're not getting a puppy. You're getting the ones who are doing the, yeah. You're getting the ones who are doing the reverse food pyramid. They're on the old food pyramid out of protest of RFK. So in November 2024, Ahu Darya, weird name staged a silent individual protest at a university of a campus of Iran defying mandatory dress codes without violence or confrontation. She was detained the same day, sent to a psychiatric clinic, and authorities described her protest as a personal issue rather than political human rights groups say mental health claims to neutralize protesters reflect a broader pattern of repression.

But imagine a girl came out and she was just like at NYU. She's got her tits out, like stop big oil, whatever it is. And then they literally put her in a padded wall. I don't, I'd be lying if I said I hated it. These guys don't. It's not the worst. They do not mess around. Just like every protest where they're stopping traffic.

They just go, yeah, we're just sending you all the psych ward. Hey, I'm with you stopping traffic. I'll send you, psych ward. But if, you know, some of the French ones, they're just, you know, they're just out on the road. Oh, I bet people don't even notice them. They're so normalized. They're just like, just go out in front of the university, whatever. But I'm with you stopping traffic.

That's not the craziest thing to be like, well, that was loco. Yeah, that's crazy. People have places to be. It's obviously an insane thing to do. You have to be a big. insane for just and by the way it is a bit insane the people that are like lying down in front of the cars turning themselves into a speed bump uh-huh that's fair i mean no what would be fair is you'd at least get an evaluation no i'd say what would be fair is if the driver can turn them into a

speed bump that would be fair if they go i'm a speed bump and you go i agree and just run them over and you go we're on the same page here you're a speed bump sure now you got a bunch of dead protesters i don't know if that's exactly what you want you're just dead people everywhere die. I'm saying you go padded walls. You get at least of evaluation if you're stopping traffic. Yeah, that's fair.

But yes, they deal with that a little differently, but that's the level of the, you know, power these guys are exerting. So it is, and then the other thing you have kind of, um,

with chicks period, where they don't like judging other cultures really, you know what I mean? No. And there's a, there's a long history of, literally like rank all the cultures and they're like, are they different in any way?

I have women in my life that will, you know, they'll basically be like, Texas, that is the most insane place in the world. Like those people are fucking crazy. And you're like, what about this island where they eat each other? And you go, you know, you can't judge. Like people, obviously people have their own way to do it.

So, you know what I mean? I feel like on top of that, people have a hard time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're just like, yeah, they're all great. They all have their own. pros. Yeah, and I kind of see because I do see a hypocrisy where it's like

you know, obviously you don't give a shit about this one, but then at the other side it's like this also is an excuse to just do stuff, you know what I mean? Right. Like Trump also doesn't give a shit. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't give a shit that they're wearing burkas. And then also Republicans don't, you see how many people online, you're like,

so you don't care about the Iranian people? It's like, do you? Yeah. And you don't either. You made your first post about them last week, so So everyone, so this is a, this one's forcing everyone to kind of be a, I mean, there's maybe some people that have, you know, there's definitely some people that are, no, this actually fits in line. I've been saying this and I'm kind of anti-interventionist or someone. Sure. I've been, I was like the old school real feminist where I have been fighting for kind of like this forever and I've been saying that. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I understand the anti-interventionism, something similar to Venezuela, but I guess the question is you're like, well, if someone's going to move on them, then you're like, your anti-interventionist policy was probably. stupid because you're better off acting versus reacting. If you're saying I'm the anti-interventionist and then before you know it, no, I think there can still be a system where you're just like yeah and I think that was

dumb for them to do because I think a lot of people would make the argument there's like it's not just, okay, you know, if you go back in time and you look at like England, you know had to be all the colonies and you go where are they now and I think they are in one doing pretty fucking good. You're part of one.

So I mean some people make the argument that you're just like, yeah, it's actually not good to try to, like, you know, go around the world. You actually waste your money. Yeah, for sure. Definitely, they spread themselves a little. So wasn't the whole argument of Osama bin Laden? It's like, yeah, we want you to go waste all your money. Yeah.

So you've, you know, I think you could still make an argument where you're just like, yeah, and Russia's going to try to take them over and be like, yeah, and Russia's, that's going to be their last little bit of fucking shackles. Right. Right. Yeah. I hope Russia does spend all their money trying to, like, maintain Iran. When I read that daily mail article where Trump's like, yeah, Russia's kind of wants, you. Greenland too. I'm like, they seem stretched pretty thin right now. Right. So there's the argument there. That's the feeling. It's like, do they even have the capacity to go? I guess the thing with Greenland is it's

50,000 people. Like that's like a pretty like that's like a sit and duck. It's not, you know, I don't know what Denmark's like, I guess it would be NATO at that point. And so that, so you're like going up against all these armies or whatever. But like in terms of actual Greenland, it's like, yeah, it's 50K people. It's right. It's like size of fucking, I don't know. small town. Well, on my, on my level, I'm more trying to see, I'm kind of like evaluating all the different things because I feel like the idea that I am in my depth enough to be able to like, no matter what, if I had a hard conclusion, there's zero chance that I wouldn't be missing something.

Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, look, there's stuff that's going on that we're not privy to. And then on top, well, I'm saying I'm missing stuff in regards of that. Like everybody assumes you go, yeah, we have all the information. You're like, no, you don't. Like, they have, there's a lot of like classified information. that I'm sure they have that we don't have access to you. And so Trump's just like, yeah, we're going to Venezuela.

We just, like, want their oil. And you go, okay. It is an interesting game that's played, like, period where it's sort of, like, accepted that whenever we official story, we're all going to kind of, you know, this is what they said, the official story is we all kind of know that there's more to. And you go, everyone's playing, like, almost a game of make believe a little bit. Yeah, yeah. And then they say this thing.

And then everyone argues over the thing they say. And you're just like, yeah, but obviously, that's not it. Right. Right. Yeah. Well, some people are like, yeah, yeah, we just want their oil and that's it. And you go, I don't know if they're just... Simple as that.

Yeah, I don't know if it's that simple. So the Supreme Leader at Cryatola. Criotola. He's gonna be fucking crying soon. He's, he's had enough of the protesters. He's, you know... Yeah, they have no internet. They're moor.

Well, he said he'd let my haters be my motivators. Yeah. Got so many quotes up on his walls. Yeah, yeah. Just so many entertainers. I'm pretty sure that the cryatola, everything looks, looks. in the mirror and he says, I'd let my haters be my motivators. You know.

Yeah, that's the first thing he says when he wakes up. It's funny, though, the Shah of Iran, we were looking at that guy. Yeah. So he, he. The son of the Shah. Son of the Shah. I guess we'll be the new Shah. Which is weird because he, I saw him on, maybe Pierce Morgan or Patrick

picked David. He's like, yeah, I've lived in the U.S. for 40 years. Like, I don't really want to move to Iran and take over. Yeah, which is like, what do you would have to do, essentially? like if this goes down and they're they're wanting him to be their new leader like I like I and I guess it may be in his mind he goes it's temporary anyways because he got exiled right yeah he got exiled and he's lived in America for 40 years and he probably lives in like Malibu he's just like taran and he did these interviews back in the day where he's just like women suck that was his dad that's his dad his dad was the quote from his dad it says women are wicked evil all of them women haven't produced anything no science They're petty creatures. Oh, they're pretty creatures, sorry. But the old shy.

But he was doing that interview and his wife was beside him at the time. Which one? Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Wife number seven, petty. And she was kind of, right, she was kind of, uh, the interview was asking his wife. Be like, what do you think of this? And she goes, oh, I don't know if he really believes it. That she said.

You, man. So that's his dad that was doing that. Yeah, that was his dad. He was the original shot who got kicked out. Okay. that's Reza, are they have the same name? I don't know if the, yeah, but the new one, Reza Pavlovy or whatever. He's the one where they're

like in the streets chanting to bring him back and he's the one, like, he has a plan. Like, he at least has like a plan for the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, this is what Lindsay Graham says. Urge Trump to emboldened the protesters to scare the hell out of the regime. If I were you, Mr. President,

I would kill the leadership that are killing the people. So Lindsey Graham weighs in and he says he thinks Trump should kill him. Yeah. bloodlust His batteries are drained He goes, I need more blood He's like a vampire, that guy

Yeah He just needs more blood To keep the fucking sting going By the way With you mentioned that the internet is down Which is like a wild thing They can just like fucking switch her off Yeah

They even Starlink They have like some crazy Russian technology Where they can Because they Elon must drop Starlink in And then they can like jam it essentially Really? Yeah to turn it back off But that was the funny thing is, so the guy who was...

Did you give him the six-month free deal? Elon Musk, like, loves it. Elon Musk gives countries internet the way that people in Times Square hand you a rap sheet. Yeah, yeah. How many times does Elon must say, free internet for everyone? It's like, obviously, we need your credit card number. Yeah, yeah. I think they always get six months free and it fucking locked in.

But yeah, the guy who's doing that podcast, who's like in Tehran, like the, he's like some of the doctor guy. who showed that video of the fucking helicopter. And that's like, they're like, oh, the internet's out. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, like, but he's doing a podcast. So then you're obviously like, well, the internet's not out for everybody. Oh, interesting. Well, it's not interesting. You're like, he works for the government.

So they, how do they have internet? But how do they turn it off for some people and not others? I mean, they're not turning it off for them. I don't know how turning the internet off works. I assume it's a switch of like a, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was funny because you're just like, well, clearly this guy, works for the Iranian government. Like he's, you know, a mouthpiece

for them. And they're like, yeah, you can have internet. Like, because he's like, yeah, I had to go to like my studio and you're like, you're at like the government office. He said he was at his studio. I'm like, shut the fuck up. You're like, it's so obvious. You're like, you're not a studio. You're like, you went to their like government

compound where they have internet. So you can spread your like fucking Iranian gas digital. Yeah, exactly. Like pro-Iranian propaganda essentially. And he's just like, Yeah, you know, everybody loves the Ayatollah. I don't know what this. He's like, they haven't killed anybody.

He's like, they killed, he literally was like, they killed 100 cops. That's all, the only people have died. It seems like there was about five to a thousand killed, 500 to a thousand killed. It's unclear. Most of our friends who are Iranian, it seems like are very much, all for the protesters. I mean, that's like, I very much I go from the, like, the stuff because there is so much, like, you know, misinformation going on. but I kind of my like North Star first principle things is I know a lot of Iranian people and they're all for this. Every single one.

Every single one of them. And they know way more about that situation than I do. You know, they all have family who still. Yeah, they're like that guy's the fucking pits. Yeah. The pits. That guy is the pits. My dad was this.

It's like one of my dad's phrases. But you know, that's just kind of my first principles on that. It's just like, yeah, everybody I know who's Iranian, which is not a small amount of people, they're all just like, yeah, this guy's the worst. Right. He's not a good guy and nobody likes him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, versus just like being like, well, I hate America, so I guess I like him.

Yeah, and the not's people that are activist either, people that are just normal. Yeah, it's adorable people. They're not, these aren't political people. These are people who are just like, yeah, this guy sucks. Yeah, but then some people who could still make the argument, it's like, well, that doesn't mean that. Yeah, I get it. I don't, I'm not saying this isn't the. case for why America has to intervene.

But again, we're just, we're back. But again, America's on a role right now. Yeah, exactly. And I will say, because obviously every single. And he's on a fairly successful role. So if he hasn't had not a big, he hasn't had a big, like, Bliner. Well, the trick is you do them all at the same time because the most of the big screw ups don't happen in the first month.

No. It's like three years later. Exactly. And that's the thing is, like, his, even if you take his first term, you're like his track record on him personally. his track record on this is pretty good. Obviously, everyone wants to just be like, well, look at like Iraq and Iran, like in Bush and all that stuff.

And you go, yeah, the Republican Party's track record is not good on this kind of stuff. But Trump specifically, his track record is pretty good. And so I guess he's just like, you have to separate these things if you want. I guess. I mean, it's hard to say because he hasn't really done like a full-fledged...

No, and he might not. That's the thing. We're all waiting, you know, everybody's like boots on the ground. Well, he's the president of Venezuela right now. I don't know where that. goes. No, I don't know where that goes. Well, he's put it in that chick, and then

they're probably going to have to have an election as important. But it was interesting when you kind of, and by the way, that's what I was going to say, if you took away the internet in America, I'd also be protesting. Dude, that was. That would be, I'd be protesting. You go, what are you out here for?

You go, took the internet away. Dude, do you want to know? This is like the one of the, I was like, I only caught like the first like 10 minutes of this podcast with this guy, but he's talking about how they took away the internet. He goes, it's pretty nice. It was like the 9. 90s all over again.

Like the government propagandist. Yeah, like literally the government propagandist. It's like, you know, it's kind of nice. It's like the 90s. It's like read a book. You got so much time. I'm not like getting dopamine hits constantly. He's sort of pushing like, thank you.

Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's pretty sick. He's like every country should just turn the internet off for a few days here and there just to give everybody just like a little mental reset, you know? You know, the cryatollah is giving us a breather.

Yeah, giving us a breather. We're not fucking glued to our bones all the time. We just actually do this once a year. It's like I fucking sat down and had dinner with my family. We all just had a conversation. This is nice. What do you think about the fact that he turned off the internet? Thank you.

Sometimes you need to push because, yeah, I mean, I'm so addicted to this thing. I'm not going to do it. We all know we're not going to do it. Sometimes you need someone to intervene. That is, they're interviewing the Cretel at the press conference. I mean, it's not, but he even takes someone. He goes, Krettoll, what's, what do you have to say about the fact that you turn off the internet? He's like, you know, we're all a little too tapped in, you know?

And that's the thing. We're all just like slaves to our phones and our computers. Always looking for that next dopamine hit and just to reset that dopamine. Yeah. He's like, I'm doing this for you guys. Come on. Enjoy the vacation. He goes, oh, you thought I did that because of the protesters?

I just read Tim Ferriss's last book. And he's like, do you know that people literally will go on vacation purposely to leave their phones behind? It's like, I brought the vacation to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you heard about the health benefits of no internet? And you go, I don't know, you're talking about protesters? I go, listen, it's not really about that for me. You go, you ever gone to dinner and people are on their phones all the time?

Yeah. Yeah, well, that's what happened to me? And I started to think, like, what was happening to us as a society? But, dude, I was like literally laughed out loud. And he's like, yeah, it's sick. It's just like the 90s. Nailed it again. This guy can't miss.

It can't miss. Except when they're shooting protesters, obviously. But can't miss. It's hilarious. Yeah, but it just is funny to me or something, the hypocrisy. I don't even, hypocrisy is not even the right word, just the scenario that America is in where Trump's like, at home, people are like,

you guys just killed a protester. And then he's like on the news the next day being like, can you believe they're killing, I know there's just something so funny about the... Yeah, if Iran was smart, they'd be like, they tried to run us over. They're all trying to run us over, right? And when you kind of look at Iran,

it is sort of a bit the same story as Venezuela, and not that it was communist, but it was, I guess they called like a theocracy. Authoritarian theogacy, but, you know, kind of oils their main thing, and then they kind of nationalize that. So they, and then they basically put all their eggs in that barrel where, like, if there's any change,

change in oil prices, you're like screwed. Like they... Yeah, and again, like Russia gets all their oil from... I mean, Iran... I think Trump last night, basically, I think he said anybody who buys Iranian oil now or anything from Iran, but it would probably just be energy

is a 25% tariff additionally on top. Right. Which is interesting because China, again, like, this is just like this China-Russia posturing because I don't know how much Russia gets from Iran. I think they get some... Some, but like China gets a lot of oil from Iran. Interesting.

Yeah. So now there's just like, you know, back to amping up the tariffs. But there's always, and there's always sort of like a deniability where when these countries kind of have terrible management, they nationalize the oil, the banking, the, you know, whatever, most of their industries. And then, but at the same time of that, they have such heavy sanctions from like the West or whatever. So the government can always be like, yeah, it's America's fault. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. And you're like, and a little bit it is, but also you have 50% inflation because you guys are doing terrible governance. Yeah. So they're they kind of go hand in hand. For sure. Yeah, yeah. Like they're they're they, I mean, I was talking to Sia yesterday. Who was like, what does he say when you talk to? He's our friend. He's our friend in Toronto. He's like, he was a Iranian like political prisoner and he lives, he lives in Canada now. But he was like, you know, they shut every day like they shut the power off and they shut the water off because it's just like so poorly run in the country. And you know, like it's just like, it's just. Like, like, it's just. Like. when he lived there. Oh, he went to prison for for protesting. Yeah, he went to prison for protesting.

Like what's happening right now and people are going to prison, that's what he did. Yeah, that's what he did. And then he like escaped. He basically walked like to, escaping's fire. To Turkey, I think. Dude, that's so sick. Yeah, he walked like, he basically well, I'm sure he drove near the border. He didn't straight walk, but like he

crossed the border walking into Turkey and then he was like in a, I think he was in Turkey for like a year or something. He was like a refugee. He was like a refugee. He was like a refugee. Yeah, yeah. Like he's like actual refugee. But he was saying, yeah, like They shut off the water. That is crazy.

That's such the Iranian story where you just have like a dad that just like, you know, seems like a dorky fucking dad or whatever. Right. Because my dad and he's like, oh yeah, don't forget to turn the TV off. And you're like, that guy fucking like climbed through mud for a hundred miles while they were shooting at. Like, they just have these crazy stories. And now he just like works at a kiosk in the mall. Like, you know what I mean?

Yeah, he's just like put an iPhone covers on. Well, his daughter is a bottle service girl. You know, Circa. As his screen protector business. Yeah. And it just, you know, oh yeah, he's got, you know, pants up to his belly button. And you're just like, dude, that guy, like, fought off a re- He got tortured and, yeah, escaped.

He escaped, like, a torture rack. Yeah. Fighting off, like, government officials with his bare hands to climb through a moat to escape to Turkey. And now he's still screen protectors at the Pickering Town Center. basically. It is always crazy. Yeah.

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Make healthier eating easy with factor. But to me there was always like a Iranian one. I had a joke that it was always funny to me that they, you know, gay marriage was illegal but then they had the lashings in the town square. That was another fun thing where you're just like, what's gayer than like a spank another guy?

Yeah, putting a stick in his mouth to bite it out on. You know, that's pretty feeling kind of gay right now. And then some people make the argument that with America getting involved, so you have these protests that are happening, right? And then when America and Israel get involved, because a lot of people were just like, you know, Israel's obviously like pouring some cash on the same as the Ukraine thing.

where America. So you have like Israel you know kind of George Sorosing the protests as well. Yeah. So then I mean certainly this benefit, there's no question this benefits Israel. Yes. But no, the argument that I'm more making is some people say like all that stuff emboldens of the government to be like

see what the like you're, this is foreign interference like the way that you're here right now as everyone goes, you know, Russia's interfering here. So you can kind of be, the more that America gets involved, the more the government gets to be like, see, is that what you're trying to do? I mean that's there. I mean, that's literally probably the playbook. Yeah, that's

the line and they go, yeah, people are like, you know, they're getting riled up. And that was what Sia said. He's like, yeah, you know, there's definitely some Mossad agents in Iran, like that's a certainty, but they can't make fucking 10 million people like have a grassroots uprising. Yeah, but

they can be like, come on. Yeah, yeah, they can be like throwing the first Molotov cocktail kind of thing. They're like the ice protesters where, you know, there is people we know that go protest there. But then there's also people that are just like, yeah, 200 bucks a day is not that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was like, you know, it's hard for like a proper grassroots, like,

like an uprising to happen unless it's just like, yeah, everybody just wants this. I mean, dude, they're all. They have Instagram. I imagine it's so obvious which ones are Miss on, which ones are. Yeah. It's being like, stuff this. And one guy like, yeah, I just think. There's government, bad.

I do a Jewish accent. I hate the government. Oh, it's a cry at all a character. Yeah, like it's so obvious. Real putts. I mean, uh, come on,

guys, he's a real putt whatever you call him. Shal meal. This guy's a real putts? It's just so obvious. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

Um, so the one funny article is that the UAE cuts funds for citizens keen to study in the UK over Muslim brother attention. Honestly, just a funny move for the UAE. hilarious. I mean, again, I don't, this isn't like, doesn't feel like some posturing by the UAE. This seems like an actual genuine concern. You think so? Yeah, because I don't, as far as I know, I don't think the UAE has real beef with the United States. I'm probably wrong, but I like to interpret it as funny move from them. It is. Oh, I just be like, we're not going to let you go to London because then you're going to get radicalized.

Yeah, well, because their UAE is like, they, they hate like the radical Islam stuff. They're like, we don't want to, like, we're obviously Muslim, but we're not Islamists. Muslim, Muslim. Yeah, yeah, we're not like, Muslim, Muslim. Right? But, like, they don't want any of that in their society. They go, they see where that shit goes. There might be something to be said about that is that you do, if you are, you know, Islamic and you go to London, there actually is a probably, especially you start going to those London universities.

Yeah. You actually, they might, they might be right. They probably are. I'm sure they've had, like, I can't imagine this is just based on nothing. Like, I'm sure some people have gone and, like, come back. they go, yeah, a little radicalized after going to London. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some shit. I don't know. This is not good. But that is hilarious that the UAE has to be like, yeah. It's getting a little out of hand in the UK. Yeah, we're not going to be able to get grants to study if you want to go to the Muslim, a radical Muslim capital of the world, London. Hey.

I mean, the question is. Toronto's getting pretty, you know, a lot of that. They're doing all the prayers on the streets all the time and stuff like that. Yeah, I think they have Brooklyn, somewhere in Brooklyn right now. They had it for a few years, I believe, but they have like, because people are complaining that they have like a 5 a.m. called the prayer somewhere in Brooklyn. I'd fucking lose it. Oh, my God.

That's the hardest thing to lose it about, too, if you're like in deep Brooklyn where everybody's like, you can't even lose it about it. You're like, what exactly is the issue here? You go, well, it's just, it's five and I'm not Muslim. Whoop, Muslim in Brooklyn wants to get up at five. Well, that's the call the prayer. Can't you just do Do you actually have to do a 5 a.m.?

Can't you just do 5 a.m.? I don't know if you have to do a 5 a.m. But I think that's just the call to prayer. It's like 5 or 6. Buddy, I would go knocking futs. I mean, look, if you want to bring the fucking property values down. Oh, that's a good way. That might be one of my people, actually.

He goes, I'd like to buy this building. That's a little high on the price. What do I do here? Oh, I got it. Call to prayer 5 a minute. I put up a loudspeaker at 5 a.m. Everyone's trying to sell their buildings knowing that. First gentrifying the area.

Honestly, that's what I used to say that when I was young, I went to hockey camp. I got forced to go to hockey camp where you'd go for a week, a couple weeks every summer. And then every morning they would wake you up at like 536 or whatever it was, super early. And on the loudspeaker, it said, somebody wants told me the world.

So it was every single morning, I'm like, the good old hockey game. It's the best game you can't. So by like a week or two, you would hear that song, you'd have PTSD, right? Because people weren't going to sleep that early. You was kind of like, you know, especially by day two. It was like kind of your boys. Yeah, you're having fun.

People are going to sleep pretty late and you wake up every single morning, 530. Somebody was. And I remember just like, you'd have PTSD about that song. And I go, but you imagine if I, you know, when people talk about like Islamophobia, if you had any street in America where every five times a day they were playing some it would take six months

to be like the singer of smash mouth is going to jail for treason for start for starters the base players do in 10 minimum yeah yeah they're burning effigies of the smash mouth singer they're burning effigies of a guy Fury just because he kind of looks like him

this is a resemblance Johnny Garlix are shutting down everywhere in fucking Brooklyn was actually I still to this day somebody you go no a couple more hours please I'm too tired

I'd lose it that's a tough choice I've been mugged three times in London but it's rubbish to say it's not safe these people are nuts man yeah you know the thing the whole argument she's making is like

well if you look at the crime stats she goes you know I I keep getting mugged every time I walk around but if you look at the crime stats it doesn't look that high you're just like, well, who the fuck knows? Because the whole argument is they stop prosecuting anything. Yeah, the only really true number you can look at is murders, really, which I think she references where you go, like, if you want to be like, that's just the,

but again, well, they go up and down, they always pick a spot and they go, from here to here it went down. You go, yeah, well, it wasn't just a straight line up, so you can always pick your little spot. Yeah, you pick your little, yeah, frame, time frame. You go, see, it's down a little bit. It's pretty safe. You go, but you've been mugged three times. She goes, but I deserved it.

I'm calling out. Yeah, yeah. calling it. They needed it more than I did. But yeah, it's just a funny article to make, but... Yeah. That's white women cope. Oh, by the way, I'm in tonight, because it came, like we said, it came out a little earlier.

Because sometimes we have to film a little earlier, and sometimes we wait and we decided we're just going to put them out when we put them out. Things are moving too fast right now. Yeah, so it doesn't make sense. Dude, I mean, last week, we filmed on Thursday because we had filmed earlier, and had we filmed on our normal day, we would have missed the ice thing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, just like that's like, so we're just trying to move a little quicker right now.

And but Houston and Austin, I think Houston actually might be sold out, but Austin, I'm in this weekend. And then Toronto and then Toronto and Ottawa, there's like very few tickets left. And then Miami, Naples, Jacksonville, which no one's coming to Miami. So I don't know. I'll tell you to buy tickets, but I know you're not doing it. But just those are my next five. And Danny Polsack, where are you? I got you can go Danycomedycom.

I got Fort Worth, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Detroit, Charlotte, D.C., and a bunch of other places coming up. Just go to Danycomedy. Scott Adams died. Yeah, which showed out.

Scott Adams was on the boys. Yeah, he was like one of the OG. He was one of the OG guests. Yeah, I like Scott Adams. And Scott Adams, he was one of the people that his probably best theory, well, not his best, dude, that guy has so many theories.

But one of his theories was he was big on the talent stack theory where he was kind of, the idea of everyone thinks it's like be the best at something but he was kind of his idea was like if you could be you know top few percentile at three things the intersection of those you'll be the best in the world right and I think that was a theory that he kind of talked about a lot that was I felt like so true yeah yeah that is that is very true yeah it's like sometimes to be one specific thing but if you just merge like a few things together yeah I always kind of even thought like you know

if you talk about, you know, if you have a thing that you talk about and then filmmaking and funniness, you go, you know, if you're the top of all those three, well then, out of all the people that are really good at filmmaking, I mean,

now there's probably so much more filmmakers because of YouTube and everything like that. But even then, a lot of these guys are still editing videos on their phone. But I used to always think that about filmmaking where it's like, I bet you I'm, of all the people that are like

as good at making films as me, maybe I'm funnier than all of them. You know what I mean? And then you add another dimension into that. You're like, oh, I might be there. My thing that's the, intersection of these three things. I'm the best in the world. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you can take that

with anything where you're just like, you know, I might not be the best at mowing lawns or the sexiest, but I'm the sexiest lawnmowers, you know? But of all the people that are mowing lawns, I'm the sexiest, so we're the sexy lawnmower company. Fuck. Not the worst idea. So Eric Adams, this is our funniest story. This is literally, Danny. I don't know if I can ever recover from this one. We talked about this last week, and when I say I won't recover financially because I put all my money on this. We talked about this last week. This is this vague thing where Eric Adams, this is his new turn after getting ousted as mayor. And actually, I would like to walk back my same ways because I've been saying, I said before,

during the mayoral race where I go like, I don't get why people don't like this guy. Like, he's not that bad. And now I'm just like, this guy is like the dumbest person to ever hold office ever in any office and maybe in anywhere ever. He's a guy that buys bottle service. That's who he is. He is fucking like, like, uh, he is stupid. Like he is like a dumb guy.

So he's his new thing. I agree. I didn't realize that he was that dumb. No. Was this a chief of police? You think he couldn't have been that dumb or whatever. Hey man. I don't know.

Maybe you fucking de-eyed his way into this shit. I have no clue because it was insane. So he came out with this crypto token. Okay. How does the crypto token supposed to fight anti-Semitism? TBD. Okay, that wasn't, again, it was, I don't think he had like this roadmap where he goes, we're going to go from the launch to no more anti-Semitism.

Like he had an actual like roadmap where he goes, this is how it's going to work. Like phase one, phase two, phase three, and then no anti-Semitism. Just like it's gone. But so he had this crypto token on Salana where he's like, yeah, we're going to fight anti-Semitism. This is a crypto, which is just the whole, the premise of it is you're like, this is some of the most Jewish. shit I've ever heard of him in my life. Okay. A crypto token to combat anti-Semitism.

But they're like, it's a black guy. So you go, oh, the mayor, you go, maybe. And then he launched it last night. And then he rug pulled it immediately removed like three and a half million dollars of liquidity. So who was putting their money in this, Jewish people that wanted to fight anti-Semitism? I'm sure there was a lot of just like crypto people who they go, like a lot of crypto people see a thing and they go, I'm just getting in.

Because I'm just, from my point of view. Yeah. Eric Adams scammed Jews out of a $3 million and you're like, he's dumb. Well, honestly, is it possible? If I had to guess probably the victims weren't a lot of Jews, they were just a lot of shit coiners. Okay. Who they, you know, they just jump in on any new kind of wave of whatever because they think

it's fucking going to moon. And so they go the fucking. I didn't think Eric Adams coin's going to moon. Yeah. Well, again, they just. just like that was like the big thing like this time last year where remember everybody kept getting hacked like there was this twitter thing going around where you would get this you'd get this email if you had if anybody who had like a decent size Twitter account I would get them all the time

where they're like you had a content violation log in to Twitter but it was a it was a fishing email and what would they ever like what they would do they did it to the guy from breaking bad so many people got so many people got it and uh they did it to the guy from breaking bad they did it to a bunch of people and they would essentially get your credentials because you would log in, they would lock you out, they would make a coin, and then they would be like,

yeah, this big famous guy's pump. I think McCusker had that happen to him. Yeah, McCusker had it happened to him like three times, I think, or like twice or something. He had it happened to him more than once. Yeah, Matt McCusker had one.

And so then the coin would just like pop off at the time because everybody was just like, oh, we're just like piling into this and trying to just, you know, not be the last one out kind of thing. So I think my guess would be that's more so what happened,

The question is, how much more anti-Semitism did he create? My guess it would be a lot. Right. God damn. That is, dude, I was like laughing so hard. You're such a fucking idiot. So stupid. I mean, he just made $3 million, though, so is he the idiot?

But again, it's just like he, is he the idiot or is he a scammer? I'm skeptical whether he can operate a computer. Right? At this point, oh, you think he partnered with one of these scammers? For sure. Yeah, that's generally what happened. Someone came into, he's just the face. He was coked out at a fucking club in grammarcy.

He was fucking smoking hookah at 4 a.m. And someone pitched him this. Someone was like. He's like, yeah, I'm not going to be the mayor anymore, it looks like. Was that guy Jewish? You think? Maybe. Possibly.

So he's smoking hookah in the Bronx at 4 a.m. Coked out of his mind. Yeah. And the guy's like, dude, what you need is a cryptic. Have you heard a crypto? Yeah, I heard you. hate anti-Semitism. Do you know about crypto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I figured out this way to, and the guy probably,

no, he's like, crypto can do anything you want. He's like, what I really want to do is stop Indiem-Cept, crypto can do that. He goes, let's do it. Yeah, no, I'm skeptical he couldn't even use a computer. Like, I don't think he's like, I don't think he was the master. I bet you his computer is just like nudes of every chick he's ever fucked. Oh, for sure. You know what I mean? He's got a database. He has so many folders of like every girl he's ever been with for sure. Easy. Easy. You know what's kind of thinking too with. with, I mean, just on the topic of fraud.

Because everyone's talking about, you know, they just released a thing where it was like 10% of the American budget basically goes to fraud or something like that, which is like billions. Which I would guess that's about it. Yeah, it's about right. But even with the Minneapolis fraud and stuff like that, it's kind of like the amount that you kind of get,

that there's so much pushback, I guess because it just ends up being like something that helps Republicans. So you guess you can like understand how people are just so tribal like that. But what actually happened was, Because if you take like the actual fraud was money that was supposed to go to children and homeless people. Yeah. Which is actually like worse than what Screlli did. Oh.

You know what I mean? And you just like, how can you reflexively be so tribal that you can see someone you go, hey, they scammed millions of dollars that was meant to go to kids. Yeah. And it's almost like their brains like, well, billionaire should give them more. Like I don't know. It's hard to even like the. it's so untethered

to the fact that there's a bunch of money that was supposed to go to the poor Yeah, to poor people And was stolen And was stolen And I feel like And the natural instinct from a lot of people Is to kind of be like

Oh, I don't know Yeah, like it happens Obviously there's some fraud Let's not like cast a A brush here Like when else would you do that Where you go this It's you know

You go this person has been stealing money From old people and you go And also they're smally And they go I don't you know Do the old people really need the money. It's like maybe the government should give the old people more money. Yeah. Yeah. So like kind of just reflexively like run defense for that.

Yeah. Well, especially when it's a certain like certain like certain groups obviously. I'm sure if they're stealing money from food base. Yeah, but I'm sure if this is an Albanian group, which is like what Schrelli is in Minnesota, Minneapolis. People would be like, yeah, that's horrible. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But it is like the, it's like the lowest form of kind of, you know, stealing when you're stealing from quote unquote vulnerable people. Yeah. Or like, yeah, using them to steal from the government, which is, again, you're like, you're stealing from just every taxpayer. Yeah, just so weird to kind of naturally, your natural instinct is to la la, I don't even

want to, I'm not even going to start to hear about it. And you're just like, it's fucking, it's like stealing from like a, you know, actual poor people. Actual poor people, yeah. And then you're just like, well, maybe the poor people also were in on it. I mean, yeah, like, I guess there's some element. I think maybe that's what they're saying. Where they're like, we didn't steal from the poor people stealing. This is a Robin Hood situation.

Yeah, and they're also like, yeah, we didn't steal like from kids because those kids never existed. Sure. But the budget, in a budget, the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, there's an allotment of money that goes to poor people and they go, we'll give them more money in the budget. Yeah. I mean, this Minneapolis thing, it seems like they're going to find out. They're like, yeah, people pretty high up knew about this and just, it was looked so bad that they just kind of turned their, turned away from it.

Well, that's what me and Danny have are. one we're gonna do ice get ready with me ice agent get ready with me GRW up this is my baton here Ice ASMR Ice ASMAR

Ice agent get ready And then my other one's Ice the musical I want to do Ice the musical He's very tortured You know what I mean Yeah Should I?

But I won't But I won't Spotlight comes that moment Yeah it's an one Ice the one man show It's like the tortured one ice agent That'd be pretty funny that'd be funny gag just to like start putting up posters about you know just put up posters

just like hype it like it is a real thing i mean essentially be the slam frank thing yeah yeah slam frank pretending like it's i mean he probably helped us write out right out right ice the musical but the tortured ice agent uh and nobody knows what it's like to be an ice agent agent has a Latino wife. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? Well, that was what they said with the guy in Minneapolis was they're like, he had a Filipino wife that he like brought over and.

It was a mail order. It's funny too because she's Filipino and everyone's like mail order. Yeah. Dude, anyone with an off Asian wife, like not one of the main ones? Yeah. Off Asian. Immediately gets hit with mail order. Yeah, it fell off the truck.

I mean, if you are just like a like a, like, uh, a standard white guy. And you have a wife that doesn't speak English that good. She's Thailand. You're just like, it is a bit of like, what's going on here? Yeah, what's going on? You ever been to the Philippines? You go, no, I'm planning my first trip there.

You go, that's weird. You've never been. If it's not Japanese, Chinese, South Korean, everyone's like, what are we doing here? Yeah, what's going on? I want the full story. It's fair question. And she can't, yeah, she can't speak English that well.

Yeah, yeah. You go, how do you guys communicate? You go, you know, we, goodbye. some hand signals Google translates ben 90 the Philadelphia sheriff she was responding to the ice stuff and it's like this black chick

and it's pretty funny because she's kind of she's like these motherfucking fake ass ass agents they don't even yeah she does this speech and she was I'll read the quote she was like these want to be law enforcement

threatened an arrest and she goes come to the city, you don't want this smoke, we will do it to you. She's like, say, Philly? Yeah, yeah, it's the chief of police in Philly. And she's kind of giving these speeches to the ICE agents calling them fake ass law. Like, she's calling them like mall cops. Yeah, ball cops.

I mean, that is the last fucking, masked up motherfucking bitches. Yeah, that's the last thing this country needs right now is like different factions of, of policing, like literally fighting each other. I'd be crazy. Oh, my God. Do you think it gets there? Next level chaos. Now it'd be funny if the ice agent started wearing shi-sties.

A little shi-stis. Yeah, probably wouldn't be great. You want to talk about Dan Bongino? Crash out? Yeah. Also, he's kind of in a fight with Dave Smith right now. That's the main crash-out. Yeah.

Well, I guess he's crashing out, period. Yeah. But Dave Smith is definitely, Dave versus Bonino is sort of the main thing. Dave was his bonjino, yeah. Dave said they would debate, and have he lost his china shoes. Dave keeps calling on it. Dave keeps telling him. Dan Bonino keeps being like,

go get your shine box. Dan Bonino thinks he's in the mafia, the way that he talks. Well, he kind of was. Yeah, yeah. But it's funny. So Dan Bongino was supposed to, he was kind of, you know,

we need to get to the bottom of this Epstein stuff, took the job where you. He had merch. He had merch. He didn't kill himself, shows up, deputy director of the FBI. First day, Epstein killed himself.

Nothing to see here. Sorry, boys. Back it up. But then. No refunds. He quit after a year. And then he went back in podcasting. And his attitude was kind of like,

no, you don't understand like I'm fucking deadlier on the mic. Right. He was kind of saying like, yes, obviously I real, like there was stuff that the head of the FBI could do. But you don't understand what I'm doing my rumble stream. Yeah. Like they don't even want that smoke. No.

That's where I'm really making change. And I know he's a big rumble streamer, but the notion of going from deputy. director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation to a Rumble streamer. Seems like a pretty big downgrade. And then trying to sell like, no, this is where I'm, you know what I mean? Yeah, but also like this is better. Like, this is where my.

You don't understand the damage that I was doing over there. To what? Well, do you think that he was. The fucking like 20 year old college students? I think what happened is he was like in the FBI, you know, he's calling the shot. he's in a big meeting he's you know he's got Epstein files

whatever they do over there you know and then manning the incinerator yeah and then someone's like you know there's a crisis right now the Democrats are up three points you know he goes

I don't do podcasting anymore I'm with the FBI now I don't do live streaming anymore he goes I don't think you understand the world's in turmoil we need one last Bonino live stream and he goes

I stopped live streaming year ago I'm with the FBI now My life's peaceful now I don't even remember I'd operate the equipment anymore I don't know How to use a soundboard anymore

I don't even know What an SM 58 is anymore I'm so tough My cauliflower years Can't even have headphones on them I do karate now If you've ever seen he has videos Where he's like

Does karate on studio He doesn't do karate Well he doesn't Maybe he doesn't do karate but he has, I think he's trying to be funny, but he's kind of like, if anyone comes to me, I'll go, who, co, who, and he does these kind of videos. You never seen that?

It was, like, kind of a clip that kept going around. But yeah, he essentially did what, he's like one last rumble stream. Yeah, coming back to save the day. He's like, hey, conspiracy theorists, I'm back. And they're like, fuck you. Yeah, conspiracy theories. I think he really miscalculated

the degree to which his audience was just like conspiracy theorists. Well, he kind of came out of the FBI, and he was just like, all right, So did all the FBI solving. Now it's time to do some podcast solving. There was a four-year term. I did all my work in six months, and I'm back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just really like, your audience is. I mean, it would be the equivalent they put me in charge of relationship, the head of relationships of men and women. I'm on the boys council. Yeah. And then I come out and I was like, my first day on the head of the official government boys council,

I come out and I'm just like, honestly, just want to say that I realize that men need to step. down and women should be in charge of everything. All wars because of men. feminism's the answer. Guys, buy your women flowers every day. Not just on special occasions. Every day. Don't cheap out, not the painted ones. Do not cheap out. You should be paying for everything. Just, you know how much it it costs to be a woman? You know how hard it is to be a woman? You know how expensive nails

are? I also actually did look into adolescence, the series, and we will actually be airing that in every classroom. It is the, you have you seen this thing? It was really good. I was talking too much shit, but if you saw it, it was really good. And then I go, cried five times. And then after a year of that, I come back and I'm just like, all right, now we're getting to the real work. Bitches shut up. I'm back.

You're like, what the fuck? The fuck, dude. Yeah. It'd be like if Dave Smith, they went and he ran the Fed. Yeah, yeah, essentially, I know. And he ran the Fed, and then he expanded it and then he came back. Yeah, money supply went on a fucking nine trillion. Yeah, he came out and he was the person, he was the guy running the money.

money printer. I mean, I guess he'll see, I don't know, has he done a live stream yet or he's like kind of teasing the comeback? I don't know. I think, you know, I think he did one. Oh, you did one. Yeah, I am curious.

He's doing all the stuff that annoys me too, because he keeps, he comes out and he's just like, anyone who criticizes him, he goes, what team are you on? Right. Yeah, he's, that's my most annoying thing where you don't agree with someone and they go, you know you're not helping the Republicans

and you go, yeah, don't give a shit. Like, you know, if you, if you make that joke, it'll be bad for the Democrats. You go,

I literally couldn't give less of a shit. Yeah, I have a closet full of your fucking Epstein didn't kill himself merch. I'm not pumped right now. I cut the sleeves off one of them, which I thought you would have liked, but now I don't even know if I want to show you.

I said, as I was cutting the sleeves off, I said, Bongino's gonna fucking love this. Yeah. And you fucking stab me in the back. Bongina. Bungina.

Come on. How is no one thought of that? I haven't seen that. Bangina or something. Oh, people said bonjina? I've seen something like that, yeah. Mangino. Anyways, oh, and then he says everyone's black-filled if they,

anyone who disagrees with them, he says they're black-filled. I mean, look, he has, you have a live stream, you probably do two hours a day, like, I guess you're out of office now, like, you owe an explanation to your, your audience at the minimum, like, and not just like, oh, this is all classified. I mean, if his audience is over 50, he doesn't. Yeah, I know, but if you're like,

oh, this is just classified and I can't talk about it. Then I mean, if it's over 50, then just like, fucking go on Fox News. Get a show on Fox News. But I'm saying, get a show and just like be just like on the network and just do that. I don't know. I think his Rumble deal was chiching. Yeah, that is true.

Rumble was handing out cash. They were people giving people bags. Yeah. I mean, also when someone's like, I have a million streamers on Rumble, you go, what's that, 50,000 actual? Probably. I mean, let's be real. These Rumble numbers are the most.

fake a shit in the world. Oh, it's the fakeest shit in the world. I mean, if you see the back, like, I mean, we obviously see it because we have channels, but it's like, you ever see the back end of Rumble? They're like, they have the number that they show like externally, if you go click on it, it'll be like, 5,000 views and then it shows you how many views it unique, it actually was, and it'll be like 600 or whatever. I mean, I've had videos that did like 50K on Rumble and had like 11 comments. Yeah, okay, so it didn't do 50K then. What are you talking about it? Yeah. What is this? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with Rumble.

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And then Donald Trump's, it's fucking never a dull. No. But Donald Trump's, uh, uh, uh, in a fight with Jerome Powell. Oh, yeah. He's fucking threatening him, which his handlers don't like, actually. Which I don't, you know, I'm not going to,

same for Jerome Powell, I'll tell you that much. I will. Yeah, yeah, okay. I was fucking running the steer in the ship. No, yeah, he, Jerome Powell came out like, two nights ago or, yeah, two nights ago and Sunday night,

he's basically like, yeah, they're, they're basically, the Department of Justice is going to indict me for, like, mismanaging a renovation or something of the Federal Resort. because it's just like we needed to spruce it up and I guess it's like going to it seemed like a lot of money when he was like yeah it's 700 mil to more I guess it's a big ass building billions I think it's a real I mean maybe I don't know real estate enough but when I

heard that I was just like I mean you're sprucing up a government building and it was 700k and you're like maybe that's what it costs I think it was I think it was billions I think it was in the billions I could be wrong maybe it was I think it was like really up there I mean And then again, he's just like, yeah, me and you have a condo. Yeah, you're worried about fucking billions. He goes, he goes, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. There we go. Problem solved.

Guys, what are we even talking about right now? You want me to do again? Yeah, like, literally just like, all right. Like, what are we even talking about? Do you think he does that when his wife wants something? Yeah, he just goes, right? Just go straight in the back end of chase. That is true.

He goes, $700 billion from the budget. He goes, or it wasn't. Yeah. My finger's on the zero right now. Tell me, tell me how to stop. Tell me when to stop. I'm holding it down right now.

Say when. He's like the guy with the pepper. The fucking. The Italian restaurant. Say when? He's just holding the zero. Pepper. Pepper.

Yeah, that's Trump out when anyone needs something. But anyways, but there's, you know, Scott Besson is like, yeah, this is going to, like, Scott Besson went to Trump. He's like, yeah, this is not good for our. economy if you're fighting with the head of the Federal Reserve just because they're supposed to be like independent and if you're going after him like just like loses trust in the economy

it's like this is not not the battle you want to fight and then Trump's just like all right well Tucker Carlson told me to cap interest rates at 10% on credit cards so let's do that too he's a lot of weird socialist shit yeah that one's like that one is like nancy pelosi that's stupid and Bernie Sanders are just like all right that's what we actually do really like yeah the 10 they've been trying to get this I mean it's It's, it's, like, the obvious thing. I mean, you're like, America's addicted to credit, for starters. Yeah.

I guess the answer is you're just like, okay, so all those people that are going to go to payday loan places now? Yeah, yeah, they're just, yeah, they're going to be forced to go to, like, subprime lenders. Yeah, they're going to be paying more interest in that. Way more. Yeah, like, they're going to be paying way, like, it's, yeah, the people who need the, like, loan. You go unsecured revolving credit lines. You're like, yeah, people are going to, uh, immediately overnight, every bank's, like, re-rating everybody.

And you know, you're like, oh, yeah, you don't have a credit card anymore. And you know, well, that's what I used to pay for all this different stuff. And he go, well, there's so much stuff you have to pay with a credit card. Yeah, they'll be like, okay. You go, I can't, well, how am I going to subscribe to porn? Premium. Tons of stuff.

They were like, all right, well, I guess, you know, fucking loan shark to give you some money to go get a prepaid credit card. Dude, imagine you put him in, imagine, fucking head of the Federal Reserve actually goes at jail. I mean, that would be crazy. I know he's doing it just to kick him out. Like, he wants him out. Obviously.

And that's been his thing, and that's why he's... Or play ball, one of the two. Or play ball. And he's very much like, no, I'm independent. Like, I have my tenure term. I'm not, like, can't make me do anything. And it's not, again, he doesn't even make the call the shots. Like, it's a board of 12 people who set interest rates.

He's just that. He can't even go rogue and... No, he can't just go rogue and tell those other 11 guys, fuck you. Okay, so I'll present the other side of this argument is that I've, from what people that aren't dumb that sort of take the other side of that. They're just like, it already is a political, uh, it already is sort of a political organization. And, well, yeah, like, and then Biden, they'll be like, well, he cut interest rates. Let's cut interest rates before the election to make his economy better and stuff like that. Yeah, obviously the timing of that was not good. And so people argue that it kind of is,

they present themselves as not, like a nonpartisan, but in reality they are, but it's like, yeah, but it's exactly, right? Like Trump hired him. But yeah, but it's exactly, right? You're like Trump was the one who hired her. So yeah, you hired a guy that was supposed to be like, it's like hiring a judge that's supposed to be Republican, then he acts Democrat. And you go, yeah, I guess you screwed up then. Yeah, you screwed up then.

I don't know. And Trump's probably like, yeah, I did screw up and I want him out. So the next time you get in a different one. Yeah, it doesn't work that way. And I know that Trump's like grand economic plan is Trump will be like, yeah, I want interest rates at 1%. And because it doesn't work that way. You know, he's not.

You don't always get what you want. I've tried some time. Yeah. Lock up, Powell. Yeah, the credit card thing's stupid too, because Trump is literally like, they're like, and they asked them and they're like, yeah, what if, what if people, what if credit car companies don't do that? It's not even the credit card companies, the banks first off, but like, credit card companies don't make any money on interest. They're just technology facilitating companies. But they're like, they ask them, they're like, well, and what if they don't do this?

He's like, well, it's against the law. They're like, you haven't even made an executive order. What do you mean it's against the law? There's no law, and it's not only is there no law, but you didn't even make an executive order about this. Right. And it was like everybody kind of pointed to because on, I think, like, the morning or the day before, because Tucker Carlson has been fucking, you know, this is a Tucker Carlson original. Not a big fan of the Usury Americans.

Oh, so that's where a lot of this comes from. It's kind of a, you stop yours. He had the meeting with all the oil executives on like Friday or Thursday morning, and Tucker Carlson was just randomly there for some reason. like, yeah, Tucker Carlson was like, you should do this. But it's only for one year. It's not like, like, I'm not even against it. Like, I guess the idea. Probably is like everything.

It's just like it doesn't. Everyone pays for everything on a credit card, even if you have the money. If AOC said this, we'd be like, that is the fucking dumbest idea. Yeah, but I think it's dumb now. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. But then, you know, some people like, I guess wouldn't. Oh, I see what you're saying. Tucker Carlson's audience.

Yeah. If AOC said this, they'd be like, that's immense. Yeah, they would be like, that is what a, like, retarded socialist idea. and then when Trump says you're like, yeah, yeah, daddy. Right, if Zoran says let's fix the food prices, people are like, that's so dumb. But if he's like, let's fix the interest rates,

he'd like, go to him. Like, this would be a hambering Zoran idea. Like, and Trump's just like, yeah, and I get, I get, like, we're going into midterms. He's trying to like kind of jimmy rig the economy a bit in his favor. Like a lot of things that he's doing is like trying to bring prices down, trying to bring gas prices down. Like, you know, that's some people are saying what the vener.

Venezuela is like even though it didn't and it won't in that time but he's trying to you know set the table here for the midterms so he's doing all these things for people like oh man my interest rates well also there's the other side of that when you go the government has a temporary program for you yeah and also this bridge is a five bucks that too that too and again you're like yeah the idea of 10% interest sounds great but you're like it just doesn't like the expectation no one's forced to give yeah Yeah, the expectation that credit card companies are going to be like, okay, what sucks to be us. Yeah, sucks to be us.

Sorry, shareholders. Oh, I really took that one on the chin. Yeah, just let me just change this 29 to a 10. Enter. Honey, sell the boat. Sorry. I'll just cover the spread. Person with my personal money.

All these people who were defaulting on the credit cards. I guess that's my bad. Shouldn't get another credit card to begin with. what are you talking about? The idea that there's going to just be no effect from this whatsoever is just like yeah banks make less money that's that

okay yeah it sucks to be a bank just like well we won't yeah yeah and then people are saying all the points are gonna get oh you know how well we're doing stuff like that I've got you know how they say that housing is too expensive yeah

I've got a policy all houses are a dollar Yeah, for just, just leading up to the midterms, no house is allowed to be more than a dollar. Every house is a dollar. Every house is a dollar. Lo and behold, no one selling their houses. You have to sell it.

Or what? Yeah, or what? It's illegal. What do you mean? It's illegal. It's a lie. It's like, you're going to be hearing from me. Yeah.

What are you talking about? That seems stupid. Well, we have one week to see if this one he actually goes through with or everybody's just like, this is one of your dumber ideas. You know, it's interesting in the topic of going people going to jail? Yeah. You know, I've been in the jail, the jail internet. Jail internet?

Yeah. You were the original on jail internet. I mean, the best jail content by far is the actual people who have phones in prison. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is some of the best content. Even though a lot of it is just dancing. Yeah. It's a lot of dancing.

It's a lot of, I guess when you have that much free time, you and the boys got to get a choreography session going. Which would suck. If I wind up in jail I'm like, wait, I got to do like choreographed dances all the time.

I don't want to do this. I just want to read books and work out. I was going to say it. Yeah, yeah. Like, it is interesting that, and I've known some,

even though I remember there's a guy when I went to college with and he was super into dancing. That was his whole thing. He was like, and at the party, you'd always busted his dance moves and the ladies all liked it.

But he's like kind of a cool black guy. Yeah. So it was almost looked at as like a cool thing. Yeah. She's like, I don't know your white friend was like every time you went to the club. He just had to cut a rug on the floor. Like actually dead serious too. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's like they do have a knack for making crappy things like gay things cool. Yeah. There was the one guy who's, my buddy was talking about not getting it up. And he was like, yeah, just one of those things. Man, the vibe wasn't right. So we just had to reset the mood. Like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Like not getting it up like cool. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. If that was you? No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm like in the...

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom. What the fuck are you doing? You're fucking ruining this for me. Imagine that girl's trying to give you a head. You can't get it. You go, ah, shit, I guess the vibe not right. Whose fault is that? Who's to say?

You know what I'm saying? You know, we got to reset the mood out of you. You're making not getting it up cool. Yeah. The skill. Quite a... But every single... Like 90% of the guys

in the... on the crime uh crime shows when they're like well how did you get into being a criminal almost every single one's like hip hop they're just like yeah i was just listening to you know 50 cent and this and that and i was just like yeah i want to do that blah blah blah but it is interesting that all the mothers

that were like everyone's gonna be a criminal because of rap music it was like right they like self-admittedly but it is interesting um you got to fund those those studio fees right but yeah but it's i guess the point that i'm making is obviously when things become cultural movements the same way that trans did did or like I'm not denying the fact that if you are out here doing like crazy offensive comedy that there might be kids going to the school and swearing more. Oh, for sure.

Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, of course, all that stuff is true. But I guess it's, it's funny that offensive stuff and this and that would, which probably has less effect than this where people are murdered. Mm-hmm. That one is off-liff. Right. Like no, you know what I mean? Like most activists are, you know, just hip hop was amazing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, but in reality, you're just like, of all these movements, that one has more like dead people as a result. Oh, especially drill rap and shit. That's why you almost say like mothers against drunk driving or like mothers against like hip hop and all that stuff or then mothers that were against Maryland mans and all that. They're almost at least not hypocrites. No. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like you, that is, you can be lame and right, but someone who I wants to be like, this is bad, you go, maybe, but it's like a lame position. Yeah, yeah, it's a lame position. It's a lame position. But at least there's a, they're not, they're consistent. Consistent. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's, it's almost worse being like a, a lame hypocrite.

Right. Whip it. You see what I'm Johnny. You see some of I'm saying. Yeah. It's like the worst of both worlds, you know? Like you're, it's, oh, I'll tell you what it is. I've got my point.

If you're, uh, cause playing that you're making a change for the better in the world, there's nothing worse than also being like a coward. Right. Yeah. Where you're, you know, if you look and you go, oh, actually the thing that I claim to care about, it's happening more over here, but obviously we can't go. Marilyn Manson has satanic. Yeah, so you're like also like a, you're like kind of,

you're a coward in that case. I think it's also a lot of those moms. At least be the mother that you claim to be. Yeah, I think those moms are like, they're separated from that world still. They're like, that's, that probably doesn't come home to them as much, like the crime. If you're like suburban white mom, you go, this is like,

Are you kidding me? Suburban, my moms were all over rap music. Well, I'm saying they were all over rap music, but they're like, yeah, I don't actually know any of my friends' kids who were like doing murders. they're like they're more like have fucking Marilyn Manson posters and they're

killing chickens and stuff. You're saying it wasn't their kids getting murdered. Yeah, it wasn't their kids getting or they didn't know anybody so they were like, yeah, it's bad, but it's like I don't know, it's not really my problem. Maybe, but I think they were against it. They were against it, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like, definitely they threw it in the, but I think

that I'm just saying they're like, they were like, you know, we go to church on Sundays and my fucking kid has a pentagram on as well. Like, that's my concern. Yeah. Like, I'm not really. caring about the murders. They did though. Yeah. That's the argument I'm making to you. I agree.

I would agree with your point if the facts supported it, but I think the facts supported those mothers at the time were railing against rap music. Yeah. And then video games. But the version of those mothers now have to look at the five things that would be their thing to rail against and they have to ignore

some and focus on others and that's corny. We're always corny. There is some different worlds on You know how people always talk about like language evolves? Language has evolved that people are saying the N-word on the internet and no one cares. Yeah, nobody cares. But it's interesting because the argument was always the language, you know, they go,

well, you used to be able to say this, now you can't. That's what happens. Language evolves. But it also seems to evolve the other way. Right, yeah, yeah. And I get it, you could almost use that same argument to those people where you're just like, yeah, language evolves and people are saying it now. we're back

dude's like you know I can say we're back Steve will do it release the rap song where you're just like saying it it's like people seem to be

kind of just accepting like the young streamers all them they're just like yeah they all kind of say the N word and you're just like yeah I don't know at some point I can't beat up

everyone and then and then that's true you know a lot of you know it seems like a lot of 15 year olds you know of whatever race

they're just like well I don't want to be walking around telling everyone what to say all the time I don't know and a lot of them are just like well I actually I actually don't give a shit

yeah yeah exactly Exactly. I don't care that much. Maybe Steve Will do it got the, like, that's how much things are evolving where a Puerto Rican can give N-word passes. You got the 6-9-Award pass. He's not even black. He goes, yeah, but he got an N-Ward pass, and I guess there's transferability. We got that's a 6-9 just started saying, and everyone was like mad about it and then just didn't, he's like, I don't care. And then eventually it was- Well, he's just a Puerto Rican guy from New York. That's normal here. But there were a lot of kind of, you know, there's always the conscious part of like hip-hop where they're always, you know, kind of policing each other. other and they'd always try to police him but eventually he was just like I remember we're not it's like it's I mean it happened the same in comedy where there's a lot of people being like you can't say that and everyone was just like we don't give a shit what you think and then at some point it's like you're yelling

into the void right and it feels like that's what's happening uh on the streaming world with the end world where you'll see like upstream with like a couple black guys a fucking Mexican dude and a white guy and everyone's just saying it and it's like no one's and yeah there's people in the comments being like, I don't like this, but most people don't give a shit. Yeah, most people don't care. Yeah, maybe it's the Overton windows expanding. Well, I think a part of it is the Overton window, but I also

think it's a part of, if you were 15 right now and you're, you grew up in like a different world, where you're just like, you know, do you know the things that you had to go through and you go, I don't know, my experience wasn't really that. Yeah, I didn't have that. My friend's don't really care. Yeah, yeah, so you you're kind of like, you have like

your dad or something like that. The old head's telling you like, you don't understand and you have to care about this more and I think some of them are like, oh, I don't know, I don't. Yeah, I don't. And most people don't. You can't let those like Mexican guys say the N-word and they're just like, Dad, I'm not going to school and fucking like fighting everyone.

Fighting every Mexican guy. Yeah, I don't care. Like, it doesn't bother me. I mean, that's like I remember when I moved here. I, like, obviously knew 6-9 before we moved here and then you move here and you like start hanging out with Dominicans and Puerto Ricans who were obviously Hispanic. Right. They just, but if they're from New York,

there's just like some rule in New York where they just have a pass. And like I remember asking Kenny from the pair who's like the black guy just don't care. This black guy from Portland. And I was just like, isn't this weird? And he goes, yeah, like when I moved here, I go, I did find it pretty weird. And then I just gave up. Like I was like, I don't know. Yeah, it becomes like you just don't get New York things.

Yeah, yeah, it goes, it's just a New York thing. And they just go, yeah, just in New York just it's not just black people who drop the N word. And it's totally fine. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So language evolved. Yeah, well.

That way. Yeah. But usually the argument is that language evolves for things you used to be able to say. You can't say. But it appears without any sort of, you know, it wasn't like a push forward. It like naturally seems to evolve that way. It's probably just like they restricted everyone's speech for this time. And then the natural outcome is they go, we're fucking letting her fly now.

Right. But I'm sort of making the argument that it happened independently of that. Like you think there's like some. I don't think Puerto Ricans were. We're saying it in New York because they were trying to make a statement. I won't be told what does be said. No, no, no, no. They were just like, I don't know.

I grew up and all my friends say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. That's how we talk. Right. Yeah, because I've seen, you see those like street videos where some, and then some like Puerto Rican will say it to a black guy and he's just like, what? And he goes, I don't know what your problem is.

Like pretty normal. He goes, I'm offended. He goes, I don't care. Yeah, don't give a shit. I'm in a gang. Yeah, I'm like, I have tons of black friends. It's not like I'm one of these guys who's like, oh, my one black friends. Okay, with her, you're like, I grew up around all black people.

Yeah, me like, oh, you're going to hear about it for my friends. It's like, okay, you're going to be here for my black friends. They don't care. They don't want you to beat me up. Yeah. The question is, does this get to like corporate America? I don't think so. But I think it, that's the question.

Yeah, I don't think so. Warren Buffett dropping one in his conference call. Well, yeah. I don't know exactly where it goes. Yeah. I mean, I have, but if you have an entire generation of urban,

you know, people that are into hip hop or whatever. I mean, to this point similarly, is, uh, and I was saying this to someone like last week where it is crazy now. And I have noticed this maybe,

and I don't know, maybe the last five years, like Trump drops FOMs all the time. I don't think he dropped one FOM on, on camera in his first term. Now he's dropping them all the time. Says fuck a lot? Yeah.

Oh, I thought. Oh, no, no. No. Johnny, time stamp that. But he drops them all the time now, which is like, it is kind of jarring because it's very unpresidential. And then the news says it all that. Jake Tapper said it the other night. What does he say?

Well, so this is a- Fucked my wife's no good last night. It was in the context of, my wife last night. The ice shooting, because at the end of that video. came out, they released the ice body camera and the guy shoots her three times and she drives away and goes, fucking bitch. Oh, right, right, right, or whatever. He repeated it. He repeated it. But, like, again, like, five years ago, like that, he would have said effin bitch. Like, probably, like, and probably 25 years ago they would have been like F in B. Uh-huh. And now Jake Tapper and fucking whatever,

like, they just on the news, they're just like, yeah, you call her a fucking bitch at 7 p.m. and they're just you know like or when they play the video they used to bleep it like if they're playing a video they go this isn't live so we can bleep this but they just play it yeah that is interesting it is weird i don't i don't know what it means specifically but like it is noticeable now is it done or bad words done i do i don't yeah like i don't know what this is specifically saying like if it's a destruction it's funny because you'll see a club of ben shapiro where he's like still saying darn and stuff yeah like ben jimiro was saying now Ben Shapiro. Does he swear now? I've heard him swear, yeah.

Like he said, the thing with Megan Kelly. He's like, I think he's like, I don't give a shit. And he said, I've heard him say fuck recently. And like,

the mayor of Minneapolis with ICE, he goes, get the fuck out of here. Like he said that in the press conference. Well, the police chief, that was the vibe of her speech. She was like,

these fake ass, motherfucking pussy ass, bitch. Yeah. Like, But it is as... Like there used to be this decorum that is just crumbling. And I don't know really what it means.

Is that all Trump? I don't think so. No. Maybe I guess that's possible. Or you're saying a mix of that and also a reaction to it tightened up so much. I was always through the impression that you're like, yeah, like you get a fine for this. Like that was the whole thing. It's like you have your like FTC license pulled.

Yes. Right? Like that used to be the whole thing. with that is you can literally like lose your like remember like the girl alana glazer on s andl said it and they fired her yeah they give you a because you're like this is actually a problem for us 100k or something yeah you're like we we get a fine and like you and you probably only get so many of these before they just like you remember how big of a deal it was yeah on live tv when alanus morcette said the one swear word in a song yeah like it used to be this

big remember that it was just like there was national news yeah it's huge news i mean literally her dave cooley a song fired from s and because she flubbed the line and she just goes, fuck. Okay. I don't really remember that, but... Yeah, because she was on for one episode, and she fucking said it, and they fired her, like, on the spot over it. Like, that was, like, a fireable offense on SNL.

Yeah, and now Jake Tapper's led them... Jake Tapper, like, at 7 p.m. is just like, yeah, you called her a fucking bitch. Hope everyone's doing good. Got my dick suck last night. Welcome to fucking the lead with Jake Tapper. That is funny. like in 10 that's in 10 years.

It's like probably. Seems as how it's going. Welcome to the fucking news. A lot of shit going down tonight, isn't it? Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, it is odd. Because it probably is, I don't know what it's telling, but it's, it is a sign of something.

You know, who definitely doesn't swear, our board of Brian Johnson speaks far more poetic than that. No, he's a fucking, Which we have a new, a new track just dropped from the man, the legend, Brian Johnson. Get out your hogs. Get out your hogs. You're going to want, if you think you're like, this isn't something I want my hog out for, get it out. Get it out.

Get your dick out because it's about to get hard. And if you're wearing jeans, you don't want the blood constricted like that. You don't want the blood constricted. You think you already cranked it. You go, well, you're about to again. Yeah, you're about to again because Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson just dropped some fucking, uh, he's going to make you gay. Holicon romance.

Brian Brian Johnson's poetry about his new girlfriend that he's simping to is something else Yeah This is what Brian Johnson posted And I don't do

Was she there when he posted this Yeah this when she was there So she beside him And he's writing this on his computer She's in the same room Yeah probably Can imagine being in the same room as a girl Tweeting

Poetry to her This is post nut I think Oh This was post not I can even imagine Saying something post nut She's like

Oh that was good He's like I don't write a tweet, a poem and a tweet. My, no, no, no, because this is not post-not because, oh, I see what you're saying? Okay. No, I think it is. Brian Johnson, this is a love letter to his girlfriend via Twitter. After he already, people noted that he was simping.

Yeah. My hand slides under her shirt, tracing the contours of her spine. The slow, deliberate movement ignites her. Mechano receptors generating a current that speaks to safety and pleasure. microbursts, lift the skin into goosebumps. Her hair stands perpendicular, increasing the drag on my fingertips. She asked for more. I mean, for starters, imagine you take your girl, your girl comes home, you just like,

you rub her back a little bit, and then she goes, more. I need more. I don't stop. I need more. She took her fingertips on her spine, more. Every feeling every bump. More. Her hair stands perpendicular.

Science center hair, yeah. Electric ball thing. What do you think the, what do you think the chances are her hair actually goes, stands perpendicular just from his one spine touch? Probably. For fucking Brian Johnson? For BJ? Brian Johnson's basically saying, I can touch you.

Do you think that, no, but do you think this, though? Because you know how he is biological age is 14? Do you think he has premature ejaculation? Probably. Oh, I'm so sorry. He comes in two seconds. He goes, you have to understand him. Biologically 13.

He's like 14. Sorry. Ten years I might have this under control. You have to understand it. I come very quick because I'm biologically 14. My left hand anchors the curve of her waist, pulling her close. My arms establish a perimeter of safety. What does that mean?

My arms establish a perimeter of safety. It's like this, right? Okay. I got you. He anchors the curve of her waist. So first he did his hand tap, then he just sort of puts his hands on his way of keeping her safe holding back the world's chaos just in case some chaos wants to get into his house where he's holding her not today chaos

into his lab by the way this is in a lab yes probably you for sure when you open brian johns's door it looks like a lab yeah there's a lot of machines a lot of machines so like the very sterile environment the least sexy thing you could ever just like a lot of beeping constantly and he's just He has like fucking things hooked up to his, like, head at that time. His things hooked up to his head, and he's just got his hands on her hips, like he's leaving room for Jesus. Holding back the world's chaos. The warms soothes and excites.

Her vagus nerves activate. Oh, her vagus nerves fucking so activated right now. Pulling her breath down and low. For days, we've architected this moment in messages. Our imaginations have already lived this. The pent-up energy radiates. Now, here's a question. because he notes,

Brian Johnson, author, poet, notes that for days, he says, for days, we've architected this moment. Yeah. So he's been,

right, but to what extent did he architect it? He's saying, like, you're going to come in, I'm going to do your spine with my fingertips

for a good four or five. And then after that, I'm going to do the hips. Yeah. And then you actually do, do you actually, because that would be weird if you architected

exactly what's going to happen. He's fucking, weird. He is a weird guy. But imagine telling a girl like that like oh I fucking can't wait to see you. She's like what are you going to do to me? And he's like my left hand anchors the curve of your waist. And then he wasn't really and then he's actually doing that. Yeah. He's actually doing it. Like she's trying to like sex with him and he's yeah fucking dropping some poems on her. I will take one single hair follicle out of your head. I pluck it. She goes what? I put it into my machine that says how healthy you are. I do a test. Be, we, we. We,

wait seven minutes in silence. A beep occurs. I know you're safe to fuck. I know that you're officially over the flu. Yeah. He's probably checking her like menstrual cycle. He goes, you're on day 18. I can nut inside of you.

Imagine my rejoice. Imagine my rejoice. Knowing that I don't have to use a latex condom. Latex famously lowers your testosterone. He probably hates latex so much. He probably has like if you try skin. Yeah, yeah. Like if you try and fucking smash Brian Johnson, she's like, you need to use a rubber. You're getting like a four-hour lecture about why latex is bad. He can't have her on

birth control either because that's probably so bad for that. Not on that stuff. No, he's just got to time it up. But that's interesting that he actually planned this in advance and it's a weird sort of thing where he's like, I rub your left shoulder for nine minutes and then he actually does that. Yeah, he's got the watch. He's got the watch out. He has the instruction. He has the instructions written out on the wall of exactly what he's doing. My lips brush against her cheek. My hands hold the nape of her neck. He's holding it.

He's saying he's doing a lot of stuff at the same time. How many hands does Brian Johnson have? A lot. Because at the same time, he's like, I'm holding her neck. I got my lips against her teeth. And then I'm also on her back. And then I'm holding her arms. He sounds like he's doing a lot of stuff.

Real Casanova, this guy. He says, but this is in the, so he's already, he's got one hand on the back, two hands on the hips. lips on the cheek hand on the back of the neck he's like one of those he's like Vishnu that's what I'm saying how much arms does this guy have yeah Dr. Octopus

Dr. Octopus The firm pressure asks her prefrontal cortex to stand down she surrenders I mean that's a woman that is against her will Stand down Stand back and stand down What is it stand down and stand by

Yeah stand down This sack this sacred entrance is earned a thousand acts of reliability and trust proceed. I whisper that she's been missed that I've longed deep within her cells

chromatin relaxes, inviting repair, wholesomeness saturates us my lips pressed against her as unusual want cascade through her nervous systems my primitive brain tastes her chemistry decoding the ancient immunology match. I do like the idea of

she's just standing there Brian Johnson's doing all this stuff she's standing there looking at her watch

it's a gong gong gong feel it feel the gong she's just standing there like

she's just like not long he's like 45 minutes I mean the best part is like this whole thing took him 10 times as long

as the actual sex yeah yeah yeah you fuck me for three minutes and like you're trying to like this whole thing. That's so funny.

It was an hour and a half. Yeah. And then as soon as he gets on the bed, ugh. Oh, I'm going to blow. McGrubers it. I'm going to shoot. Yeah.

Gong. Gung, gong, gong. I caress her. I bring her down to the bed. Another 45 minutes of gently dressing on her back her hair. Oh, go, gong. Oh. Oh, that was good.

Oh, ready then. Two hours. Was that good for you? He goes, not really. You kind of dick me around for an hour and a half. And then he's the king of four play. King of four play. I mean, I would be doing this much stuff too if it was 20 seconds top.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, you got to stretch it out. All this is just brought jumps and stretching it out. He goes, man, wasn't that fucks it? That two hour fucksishing? I was fucking 45 minutes. if you play with my spine. I'm a legend.

You spend the first 45 minutes fingering my spine. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't all sex. My hand glides over her abdomen to caress her breath, her breast. Her breath pulses, ragged and sharp.

Her limbic system overrides of the conscious mind. This is so much funnier to think that he's so bad at fucking but he's writing all this stuff. And she was like, actually, what actually happened is I came home and you immediately busted. Yeah. And he's just, and he's like, and then she's, she's looking at his Twitter being like, what the fuck?

This is not what happened. This is not how it shook down. The tissue contracts and hardens. A current travels inward awakening her. She's wet. Mainly because I've made her take a long shower right before she. When you enter Brian Johnson's door, there's a shower. is like right in the foyer is a big you know it's like a jail shower he's standing there with a

housing powder he's he's got a hose and a de lozer she's wet through her body but it's not ready for entry nor am i finished tapping out the patterns of affection she's not she's not ready well i'm also not finished my procedure he's like doing morse code i love you on her back i slowly trace my hand down her body so he lets he's a lot of hand to body yeah a lot of A lot of touch. Mapping the terrain. What are you going to do to you? Map the terrain with my fingers.

Map the terrain for one hour. One full hour. I stop. It's calculated. He knew what he was doing. He was stopping. Her hips raise. Oh, maybe we're going to fuck now.

Searching for the lost momentum. She makes a sound. Half frustration. Can you put your phone down? Yeah, that frustration goes, can you put your fucking phone down? It's like, what is going on here? this is so awkward

I'm trying to smash and composing a tweet right now she's got she's been on a seven hour plane like yeah she's a bit frustrated because she just wanted to fucking banging she wanted to eat dinner now she's standing there

and your foyer nude while you trace boom bong bong woo who what are you doing I get down on all force I walk through her legs

She doesn't know where I am. She asked her 180 to see me. Confused. Confused. Where I am hanging from the lampshade. She finds herself very confused. She's a little bit frustrated. Why is she frustrated?

I've changed into a second outfit. I've had my fourth costume change. She's very, she seems to be frustrated by the fact that I put my park on. My body temperature was not regulated for sex. Her vesticular bulbs and gorge. This guy's fucking the crazies dude. Fuck is a vestibular bulb. I don't know what any of this stuff is.

Her anatomy has remodeled itself for the dance. The dance. That's him. Definitely. He says, we dance. Vestibular bulbs are two elongated spongy mashes of erectile tissue located on either side of the vaginal opening. Okay weird

Our brain signals collapse In the synchronicity Phase locking no longer we are distinct neutral patterns We are one shaved waveform One shared wave form Rhythmic motion now resolves his music Beads of so he's got I guess he's got music on What do you think he puts on

What's it take notes As I take smoke from the marijuana smoke Something crazy Oh it's very sure he's like you know it's time for the music he presses the button i want to fuck you like it anymore yeah i want to tear you from the inside somebody wants the music is blaring in the background hey hey we're the monkeys she appears to not be enjoying the musical selections that i've made will smith we go wow we can wow we can wow actually that

That would be what he has on. He has Will Smith in Miami. I would actually, I bet you Brian Johnson loves Will Smith. I think so. When he works out, he probably works out to Will Smith for sure. That's a safe boat. Here come the middle. That's his fuck music for sure.

Shad O'Mac. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We climbed toward the peak to send again. Oh, she's almost thought she was in. Lo and behold, Johnson's not even just revving up. just like, will you fucking stick it in already? Or option, too, Danny. Jesus Christ. He's having trouble getting hard.

That's why he's doing all this stuff. I might be doing all this dicking around too. Listen, I've done a lot of dicking around when I can't get hard. You have one too many drinks and you can't get hard. And the girl goes to reach for your belt. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. We have a spell to do. Get the cauldron.

That's so funny. Brian Johnson is doing all this stuff playing her back. putting a blindfold on her. I get my devil sticks out. I will wow her and woo her with the movements of the devil states. He turns her around and then he looks and tells, come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. It turns out, we got 20 more minutes.

Beads of sweat surface, want washes over us, commanding all. Our egos, quiet as the frontal cortex dims future past and death evaporate death. We are transported, floating in and out of each other, and then we descend again, maintaining perfect tension. Her legs wrap around me, demanding more. Yeah, he's dirty dog. It seems like there's a threat of a lot of her being like, can we? Yeah, Jesus.

Full body release weights in suspended agony. She has somewhere to be. She's full body weights in suspended agony. She reminds me that she has a plane to catch. her Uber's waiting outside and he said he's leaving in five minutes. But we stubbornly refuse. We stubbornly refuse to concede there is an end. We will grow young together.

She ascends the pelvic floor contracts rhythmically. A tidal wave of oxytocin lands ashore. Bonding what logic we cannot break. Hunger vanishes as proclatin signals all-consuming satisfaction. The cervic dips. The uterus contracts, drawing in the possibility of new life. Oh, so he's fucking nice. Nothing inside.

Nothing inside. We lie together interwoven. So he did have nine paragraphs about the floorplay and about 15 words about the actual sex. A blurb about the sex. Quick blurb about the sex. He didn't even mention one single thrust. Yeah, it was amazing for both of us. Then she grabbed her wand to finish herself off because I could not.

Can't get enough. Turns out that did nothing for her. She wants more. Well, I'm not surprised. But I'm tired. and I have an early meeting, so I'm going to crash, but... My cryogenic chamber awaits. That's so funny. He has literally one sentence about the actual sex.

I didn't even realize the sex was done. Cervix dips, one cervix dip, which is her on top, I guess, drawing in the... And then he busts. We lie together, and then they just lie together. Silence. Silence. What are you thinking? She thought it would be better. She thought it would be better. worse sex of her life.

We communicated about this via sex for eight hours plus, and then we did three hours of foreplay, two minutes, so all in, about a 20-hour fuck session. Her head rests on my chest as I trace the sheen of her back. So he's not done tracing her back. He's obsessed with her spine. I love the good back trace. That's a very serial killer move where it's just very spine-oriented.

Also that we will grow young together. Grow young together. Yeah, because you're going to harvest her blood like you do with your son. probably. Outside the room, Entropy rains, scoop the semen out of her. We will need that.

Inside the room, our union commands repair, decay retreats, our deep companionship has been earned. We bathe in the quiet certainty that we are one. They fell from grace because they sought knowledge.

We seek knowledge and claw our way back in. Oh, also we took a picture of it. Yeah, yeah, a picture. So this guy's a weird guy. Yeah. He probably needs the comeback to. The what?

He probably has to get it back. He goes, I'm going to need that back. That's what I said. We collect the semen. She stands a butt. She spits it back in my mouth. Not a drop wasted. I'm recharged.

I finish. But I need to save my strength. A friend of mine, Tyrone, takes over. The bull arrives. Now is when things get really fun. I sit in silence Not aging Also Kyle written has that a funny one

Prove me wrong The fluoride in our water is making people gay Drink clean water I don't know I did think it was funny when he was like Should I go to Minneapolis He posted a photo Should I go cross state lines

Also Elon Musk versus Ashley Sinclair is pretty wild Yeah yeah that's uh they're getting into it so ashley sinclair she's just trying to get some money out of this i think she's this is this is a slighted ex well now she said she goes i'm i'm like super pro trans i was like i'm sorry like yeah that'll let's that's what happens when the guy fucks you over like that and she's i mean she's jaded about the whole uh twitter thing with the putting everyone in bikinis which is kind of i mean somewhat agree twitter will not stop putting people in bikinis if you ask

Yeah, if you ask. But sometimes the girl's like, yeah, I was a photo of me when I was 14. Right. And then she's like, she'll be like, yeah, Twitter, give me the post ID number. Like, you can tell she has a lawsuit kind of coming. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. Dude, I know, it is crazy. Like, have you ever had a chick that you're like in a big fight with? And it kind of, I mean, I can maybe sort of tune it out sometimes. But if I was like, you know, if you're like dealing with drama from like nine women, seems like it'd be hard to run a company. Hey, man, he's a special guy.

He doesn't seem to care about having. like nonstop drama. I mean, he creates a lot of it with his fucking tweeting all day, but messy life that guy lives. He's probably blocked her, I imagine. Right, but he's living a messy life. He is living a messy life. Yeah, it's probably when you're

at the heights he's at, it's probably hard to live like a real simple life. I don't know, dude. I would assume like all of the high level productivity CEOs would just be like, you know, I have everything like really sorted. That's the last thing. You know, it's like the only drama I can't control is like I have a son

who just got suspended and that's causing problems but I have my wife dealing with it like I cannot be In a perfect world sometimes it's hard to control your chick though You know but don't they always say like the you know pick the right woman It's like he does he's he did yeah they say pick the right woman That doesn't mean they pick the right woman They're just like you should Yeah but the reason you do is because it caused you all this trouble

The point that I'm the broader point that I'm making is it seems like Elon must seems to be like immune to the normal stuff that Uh Rune people's lives Yeah for sure well he's got good like thrives in her stuff thing. Well, and he also has good lawyers where he's just like, you know, they kind of figure this all out for him. But don't you have to be

a certain type of cycle path to be like, oh yeah. Hey, your ex-wife is on, okay, if right now, if you had an ex that was posting like paragraphs about what a piece of shit you are, could you literally just business as you, like wouldn't that weigh on your mind a little? Probably with him, he gets so much hate that

it's probably just like a fog. It's all just data? Yeah, it's all just like, yeah, one more data point of people that don't like me, but it's such a title wave constantly of people who don't like them or yeah yeah it's almost like at some point it it reaches this critical mass where it doesn't affect you it's not like you're like oh i'm getting 10 angry tweets today it's like yeah it's half the website hates you i guess i don't know dude i'm you know a lot of CEOs and powerful people write you know their philosophy on life and it's very

you know it's not that often where you're just like yeah obviously i like have a trail of like angry women yeah trying to destroy you in your empire constantly Right. Maybe that's just the fire he needs, you know? Lights a fire under his ass. Sure. Well, and just like obviously since we're on trans news. Hundreds gathering Glasgow to watch full force kicking the balls. And I honestly think this is kind of funny.

That's hilarious. So dude was transitioning into a chick and then he goes, I'm going to do a jackass spectacle where people can come kick me in the balls. Kick me just like one, yeah, dude. One last time before I get rid of the balls. The Simpsons, remember when Bart gets kicked with the boot out of Australia? It's like the guy with the giant boot comes and just kicks him in the balls. I'm a woman now.

Yeah, you have to admit that's kind of funny. Oh, hilarious. Also, because you're like, any guy knows, you go, man, that fucking hurts so much. Yeah, I don't know why you do that. Just getting Wayne Rooney to go full, just kick in the balls. But other than that, we have a whole bunch. I've got a couple of bangers for the Patreon. Yeah.

But follow us over at patreon.com slash the boys' cast. We do an extra episode every week. Appreciate everyone. We've been hanging out with us, and I will see people in Austin this weekend. Peace.