The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Obama’s Ex Says he Fantasizes about dudes! and Climate Change Therapists are Making Bank

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

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It's not going to make you happy. Dude, by the time I give you this dollar, the Fed's going to make the purchasing power of it basically zero. By the time you go convert this for whatever you need, water, food, drugs, it's going to be worthless. That's a fine tone. He goes, listen, buddy, can I have five bucks? He calls you, buddy. He goes, I need five bucks.

And you go, I mean, I'm basically giving you liquid paper, so there's no point. I promise you, buddy, by the time you walk to that store, this is going to be worthless, so why don't I just save us both the trouble? I'd love to give it to you. And you could be burning those calories, which you're trying to, you need those at this point,

so we're really doing you a favor. You ever see those people who give, they're like the crazy libertarians, and then they have these fake bills that are like, the American dollar used to be backed by gold, like it's kind of like an advertisement, but then they like give them as tips to people being like, this is worth a paper,

just like your American dollars are. Yeah. I think back to gold standard. I think you were showing me that once. You're like, but it's like some waitress at a Denny's. Those are sick though. And they're like,

but there's some waitress at a Denny's gets in. She's like, I don't know. Like, it's not worth anything. Well, you need to take it to essentially a place that can mine up the gold. No no these aren't even the ones that have a little bit of gold this is more just like hey this is what they stole from us by the way people outside are the i was walking home

uh from the comedy club the other night and four or five gay guys it honestly reminded me this the gay guys in seinfeld these two gay guys come up to me and then as i'm walking by this straight up guy like there was maybe like four of them one was black and he's like big gay guy they had fucking halter tops on the whole thing he just looks at me and he goes oh hey hey handsome i want to take that sweet ass home they fucking like you got cackle cackle it was like legitimately i thought i was gonna get fucking like thrown in a van. These guys were on my ass, dude. I swear.

And I just kept walking. I was literally like covering up my boots. Were you like going to the, like, you'd be like, you need to go watch Barbie. This is the problem with the world right here. I'm telling you, these guys are getting cocky. That's the moral of the story. The gay guys are like, this is our city right now. You think you're like a straight guy walking around like we took over

these parts yeah it's mad max basically i'll tell you what else is but light country i and i know what i yelled back i go try that in a small town and i ran away i'll tell you that is one that you want to talk about try that in a small town that is specifically one that you should try that in a small town yeah cat calling a dude as a gator telling him you're gonna take his fine ass home yeah i'm like walking into like the high school football game somewhere on friday night in texas definitely try that in a small that's a complete opposite of what you're seeing over there damn and then trader joe's remember i told you a little update because i told you trader joe's is out of control you want to know what they okay remember I told you a little update because I told you Trader Joe's is out of control. You want to know what they...

Okay, remember I told you they had rocks in the falafels. Yeah. They had bugs in the cheddar broccoli. Yeah. Guess what they had in the pre-made salad. Guess what? Bugs? Frogs.

Frogs in the salad. A full frog someone found in the broccoli, the fucking cheddar salad. They're out of control. They're quality control slipping over at TJ's. Very, they're out of control quality control slipping over tjs it's very very much out of control so there's and just because you were in canada these are some they're just like just started out we're just doing a couple of these like quick little nuggets of things that have been out of control our some of our bodies sent this in the group chat but too

that uh not canadian guys tech guys but they were saying like canada has essentially they're you know people in most places they're like oh we you know we need more homeless uh and then they're just kind of like you know we should pay for them to be in hotels or like any vacant places and it's kind of just like a very uh you know kind of juvenile like understanding of like how it might work and the consequences of the actions but the new thing in canada they were just like hey there's all these homeless people and people have extra rooms in their house and this guy started campaigning being like yeah and out east right these guys are sleeping on the street they go there's uh 25 000 extra rooms and it's like so they basically are just like

you have an extra room it's like you think they're like true to of all people would know they's like yes that extra room is where I sleep when the bulls work. And when the bulls at play, you want to sleep in the old cuck den. It's like, yes, I don't sleep there every day. It's like, and first of all, people that have extra rooms for the most part, it's not just like an actual like extra room set up like a hotel. Yeah, for sure. It's not like doesn't have a kitchenette in it.

It's just like the other room in your home. Also also i think this has been pretty proven that all these like super bleeding hard people we're talking about like taking in migrants they're like yeah they don't want them to stay at their houses yeah on top they're like they want the government to deal with it and the government's just like well you know this is becoming a little bit too much for us i know well i like it on the other yeah the other way being like i mean apparently new york's run out of like in new y York right now, like Adams is They've given away all the empty hotels? Yeah, like Adams is at this point being like, the federal government's fucking this up.

They're fucking us over. We need to like send them back, build the wall, build the wall on top of that, build the wall behind there with fire on it and then barbed wire because they got to send them back. No, they've run out of room in New York, apparently. New York's full. Oh, it's not infinite. You know what I mean?

But the, so like you were sort of. People are mad in Canada. People are just not happy about stuff in Canada. Like, how could you be? Yeah, apparently. Men's is out of control. Apparently, I was talking to somebody and I guess actually. You can't look at news. Healthcare. Well, yeah well yeah one you can't look at news on facebook and instagram

which is insane any news but also people are complaining they're like a health care has actually gotten like noticeably worse where it's actually way harder i've heard that you walk in for uh a wrist injury and you can finish that for me like have you considered suicide i was gonna know i was gonna say you walk into fucking you know you broke your finger you come out of the clinic without a dick oh that too yeah yeah they go oops we uh messed your paperwork up with the well and 90 of the paperwork is fucking trans surgeries on the on the hizzy pretty much they're giving you they are they're pushing the trans surgeries on the hizzy. They're pushing the trans surgeries on the hizzy.

I was just dying because everybody with all the Trump indictments and they're taking down the whole squad. They're really trying to clean house and they're giving RICO cases to Giuliani. Those are the only ones you can't pardon yourself for apparently. He can't even pardon his way out of this shit.

The RICO ones he can't pardon yeah that's why they're hitting him so tell me about that in a second but i was just loving the fact that our buddy was saying that he's messages being like all this trump stuff's pretty scary like do you think we're gonna be okay like he he thought that we might we might be getting yeah we might yeah yeah we're gonna get some blowback well i think the only person that could solve it is the redhead Anthony guy. Yeah, Oliver Anthony, maybe. He'd have to write the song. You like that one, huh?

I like that, too. Yeah. You were one of the original guys that were sort of taken down by the PSYOP and putting that guy on. Yeah. I love all the stuff coming out being like, everybody's like, this is a PSYOP. Like, there's no way this could be possible.

This is just like a coordinated attempt or whatever. some i mean some of this stuff is funny he's like talking about anyone trying to be famous a coordinated attempt i guess yeah exactly like that guy is just it's funny because if you he so he had like i think as it stands as of today he has five of the top 10 songs on itunes which is like crazy but as know, all that stuff is like kind of means nothing. Yeah, it's temporary. That's the difference. Taylor Swift stays there. We know 45 comedians that had the number one album.

For sure. Music is different, but Taylor Swift will stay there. He'll be gone in a week and Taylor Swift's song will always be in the top 10. No, but I think a huge part of it is how much it changes. For sure. Yeah, for sure for sure yeah yeah for sure but um yeah his thing is like a lot of those songs are like the quality of them is terrible because he just never recorded anything like in any sort of professional manner i don't know it's

good song you're into that kind of you know i mean it's like kind of like bluegrass i like that kind of stuff you like that kind of stuff and you sort of bro guitar yeah i could i could actually picture you at his concert like kind of with your shirt off with you know taking your head back and forth like with your eyes closed i can picture you listening to him with your eyes closed that's what i'm saying the night i saw it i actually messaged uh our boy who's a guitar player for for jelly roll and i was like dude i'm like you gotta like this guy's blowing up i'm like you gotta get him get him on your get him on your tour and just play his song i'm like, you gotta, like, this guy's blowing up. I'm like, you gotta get him on your tour. Just play his song. I'm like, it should probably be, like, the biggest thing in the world.

Oh, if Jelly Roll just said, like, I do a rap verse on his song right now, that would be the move. Oh, that would be insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, it's, like, pretty similar fan base. On the Patriots. Yeah, just do a rap about Patriots. By the way, it's like, right-wing people are so easy to get on board

with anything, by the way. They get any guy that some of his... I don't know if you heard the song. Right-wing people are so easy to get on board with anything, by the way. Oh, of course. They get any guy that sort of... You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you do anything where... Like, any music where it's, you know, just alluding to, like, patriots. Oh, for sure.

His thing more seems like a libertarian. But, like, he's talking about, like, people on welfare and stuff who are, like, milking... He's fat, sticking up for the middleman. No, he's like, fat people are milking welfare and we need to, like, stop welfare and stuff who are like milk and he's fat. No, he's like fat. People are milk and welfare and we need to like stop it and stop back on board. It's pretty fun. Like some of the lyrics are like pretty talking about like alluding to

Epstein's Island. The best thing to do was like, he's more Rolling Stone. He's more dark web then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like,

he's more of a, like Rolling Stone had like a thing being like, he alluded to Jeffrey Epstein's. This is why thing being like, he alluded to Jeffrey Epstein's... This is why it's problematic. He alluded to Jeffrey Epstein's island. And you're like, so? It happened, yeah. Yeah, it's like it's not a conspiracy anymore.

This is all pretty open. The trip with that one back in the box? Yeah, they're like, why would he do such a thing? I will say, though, when I saw it, too, it was interesting watching it all unfold where you're just like... I said, as soon as the left-wing blogs pick up that it's bad for some reason that's when he really saw that's gasoline

yeah that's pouring gas and it was funny watching their takes too because you can say it's like uh it is kind of funny where it's like just anyone that sort of uh finally there's an artist kind of saying their stuff or whatever yeah but also on the other side it was probably more funny watching just like every left-wing people trying to figure out why they don't like them for sure yeah and it was just like they have to be like it's uh the conspiracy guy like of course yeah and i mean generally like country music kind of bluegrass unless you're like the dixie chicks i think are maybe the only oh they're the other way who are like the left yeah that they like because they hated bush or whatever and all that stuff i'll tell you what they just yeah they hit that

well because they were sort of they were torn between being like the girl power and then girl power had to be like anti all that stuff right yeah but um i was sort of i didn't like uh the thing they're obviously giving them the reverse bud light treatment is what i said but it was funny kind of the thing that to me I was kind of like yeah that's a good song whatever it's not really my type of music or whatever but the one line where he goes the miners miners yeah yeah that's the Epstein thing yeah yeah the miners miners miners is crappy because that joke's been made 10,000 times I remember the LCBO the beer store used to have a sign that said these these are the only minors we serve.

Oh, really? Dude, I got the poster. You don't remember that? I think I had it at the office for a while. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was so fucking corny. I was like, I got to have this poster. And it was just five different minors.

Like, making the minors minors joke is love. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And honestly, to be honest, if you are making the minors minors joke, you have to say the young minors first because that's the one that come to mind like when you say when he said you know i wish the people cared about minors and i'm already thinking like like people under age no said no it's kind of like when you rap if you have a weird word that has to be the word you say first like you know what i mean yeah then it's uh well it seems like because he's talking about i guess you have to say the normal all the people just getting

fucked over by the government essentially it's just the whole thing is just like the government's bad which i can't remember who i saw yeah or someone was like they are bad someone yeah but someone was uh like oh this is so lame like why are why are like musicians like you know writing songs about like culture like it shouldn't they shouldn't do this I can't remember where I saw it but you're like I don't know

isn't it like kind of what Bob Dylan became famous for is essentially they all became famous for yeah there were people who were like

there were people yeah and there were people who were legitimately like having taking an issue with the fact like a musician

talking about this stuff that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life yeah I agree I was like how big would it be if that guy came out and said he's non-binary though that would break the internet well someone um that

guy came out and he was just like by the way i'm fucking i'm they that like that was legitimately just the internet would turn on its head overnight so his youtube playlist like you know how you can have public playlists so then some person yesterday was ymca no they're like i found his playlist and one of the videos he watched was about the dancing israelis on 9-11 people talking about that so they're like sorry everybody he's canceled obviously they're gonna find anything to try to cancel that guy it's gonna be hard to cancel you can't cancel him he's played one concert at a fucking farmer's market in north carolina i'll cancel him from what spotify that's what i'm saying you can't cancel him he's not on a tour he has nothing planned yeah he played one show this weekend at a farmer's market do you think that guy becomes really famous or do you think it kind of goes away immediately oh no he's gonna because

if he if guy's gonna be mad and posted his thing so it's like if he goes on that and he hops on uh yeah he'll uh take notes lizzo yeah yeah he'll uh lizzo's getting canceled that would be the heel turn for lizzo to go to a song with what's his name john anthony uh oliver something if lizzo wanted to the real heel turn she's going i'm on tour with john and she's playing the flute she's playing the flute on the day she and she brings out some macklemore when he wore the Jewish cons he's the dancing Israeli I was speaking of which

the Obama stuff is probably my favorite thing I've seen in a while which I'll tell you what I'm on Obama side where it's these fucking bitches man you can't tell them anything that was in confidence never fall for the trap of a woman wanting you to be vulnerable i think that's exactly what the lesson to be learned is not political the lesson to be learned is never tell a girl anything

that can be used against you in any circumstance never never never it's you know it's like you give yourself plausible deniability no matter what. It's Newton's law. Anything that can be used against you will be used against you in a court of women. Bitches be trifling. Yeah, they do to be trifling. Do be trifling. If it is true, the stuff that he said is like- Well, the best part is because it was almost-

It was basically- I'll just read the first little part of it but in a letter 21 year old mr bama uh in regard to homosexuality in regard to homosexuality said i must say that i believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life you will see i make love to men daily but in the imagination which he's basically saying nothing gay about that kind of thing right it's kind of it's it's the i'm not touching you of being gay right he goes yeah i'm thinking about fucking a guy right now i'm thinking about my dicks in your ass right now in my imagination what are you gonna do about it i'm thinking about being a power bottom as we speak how does that sound and there's and it's sort of the underlying thing is there's

nothing really gay about it right uh i guess yeah i mean what this is what he was 21 so i imagine this would have been like in the 80s maybe well he goes well how would you consider gay it's like you have sex with men he goes well explain to me how i'm that he goes okay do you get aroused from that though no he that's the thing he's not even aroused about he's like there's no actual man like are there it's an intellectual exercise for him he's just sort of like sitting there super soft you know what i mean he's like it doesn't even he doesn't even enjoy it he just look at he goes doesn't even move yeah i'm banging a guy as we speak i'm gay stuff heart i'm not even soft in the dream i'm just sitting here guys fucking he's giving it to me so i don't have to be hard and i'm not aroused at all his uh his

african cousin was not too pleased about this obama's family members are incredible he just has the one i think no because he has a brother too or that's the guy his brother it's like his half brother or whatever who's like from like africa or something yeah yeah okay he has a few i thought i thought there was a couple call them like tweeted we just called them the f word well yeah there's one because yeah he's and he called him a snob he said he's a snob that doesn't want to hang out with anyone anymore or whatever right he changed he's too busy with his elites on epstein's island is what he's saying right yeah but the brother yeah he was calling him the f word yeah fun because he also likes it but but he uh the brother basically was like a huge trump guy right yeah and he would post all these photos when he was when obama was president with

him with like the mega hat and stuff but yeah but is it gay listen question no he that's what he says he's kind of saying goes hey uh hey come here you little twink can you do an obama impression uh no well uh i don't want to say that because he's he's very formal about everything right so he's like you know i'm uh bending him over as we speak and you can't can you do better than that uh i'm bending him over uh right now oh another guy just entered the room just a couple guys having some fun right here taking off my shirt

and he is having a fun time oh it's it's Michael I mean Michelle just walked in and big Mike

big Mike it's not clear if he was referring to his sexual fantasies about men or merely making a point about engaging intellectually so it's not really that clear

I want to know what this chick's up to though why is this coming out right now that's what i'm saying man she got a book that's crazy you fuck obama 40 years ago and you go you know what i'm gonna try and cash in on this now by like a tell-all book she is trying to cash in did you do anything other than just like have sex with this dude 40 years ago she is 100 isn't that amazing that you could be as a man so powerful that if a chick just banged you 40 years ago that's there's something there that's a clout that you touched his dick 40 years yeah and this when he was a nobody and this girl's got the perfect memory of what happened you know what i mean of course of

course definitely no no uh that that letter must be valuable though if he wrote it well if he has the letter release the letter we'll put it up for auction she doesn't have nothing man we need more merch for the if obama was smart he would come out and say yeah i was being sarcastic yeah i think he's probably just like i'm not even oh i just become a big you ain't here shit for me bud i don't think he's gonna i think these things stick with him though like he needs to at least like he's already been president twice that's not true he's sorry he's on his third time i don't know big mike's been really gaining steam lately i know i i gotta piss a lot of people off because i had some clip about someone called in and they were like about that and there's like a video of michelle obama dancing on ellen and like it looks like her balls are flapping in her pants or whatever and a lot of

people really mad like because it like hit like the algorithm on like some shorts or whatever so like people were like i have no idea what the fuck we're talking about see this and like you animals there's a there's a pretty good back one to the for the dude so facebook's black market sperm industry exposed wannabe moms too poor to afford thirty thousand dollar ivf have been lured into having unprotected sex or forced to meet men first they weren't forced yeah they were forced to meet men online it was a transaction forced to meet men online in parking lots to swap semen samples so but the thing is so basically uh all these girls they want to have a kid and it's 30 grand right yeah and then what happened was a lot of dudes basically started infiltrating these groups

where there's like you know a hundred women that are trying to get like discounts they're literally undercutting they're they're going like hey you can go to this clinic or i could just give it to you well that's how it's obviously there's that but more importantly all the dudes are basically telling the girls like they don't want to do it in a jar i've got to actually bang you yeah so a lot of guys have like hacked the system it's like obviously a bunch of guys figured out like can you imagine if you were like 20 and you and your boys were like yo there i guess you got to give them the sperm and then you have to have a kid with them well you're not a kid with them because there must be because one of the guys in the article was like has had i think it was like 90 kids or something so yeah

you have to you get some sort of you sign away some rights where you're like you're not coming back at me but these guys figured out a way to like bang all these chicks and the girl comes over to the house yeah they bang the chick and then you basically get your pick of the letter because you look at all the girls and you're like i could donate some sperm yeah i think they're all gross why because i think they're all lesbian couples i don't think you're getting like because no dude is like wanting some of these girls some of these hoes out there just want to have uh like a single kid nowadays they don't even they don't even fucking need a man they just want to find some guy on the internet to just they don't need no man except for you know

some guy to come in a parking lot and just when desperate to have children uh it's also funny just telling two lesbian chicks like yeah i definitely can do that like so which one are you hopping on it and be like well you're not going to put it into jars like i'm allergic to jars yeah you both want to maybe take it just do two sessions just just in case just one of them doesn't work so some of these guys have like cracked the code you are right that there's a bit of a scab component which is hilarious but dude that's a freaking uh like a business idea that you start like an undercutters under undercutters sperm donation but these guys seems like they're doing it for i guess not for totally free

but one guy is is mailing them and like he's just mailing jizz all over the country the guys that are they're mailing around they're running a legitimate operation but i'm more concerned about the guys that are forcing the girls to just come over their house and they force them to smash not force sorry not forcing you know no there you go an increasing number of parents are turning to the group but these often come with demands many men are only agreeing to natural insemination uh or partial insemination where the man masturbates first and then just penetrates on the last little bit so he goes sort of a reverse pull out all right that seems medical like that seems like a medical procedure i think you're going you go listen i'm just a natural guy that's how i'm doing stuff you know if you're in my house

you can do it the way i want to or you could i mean if 30 grand you want to pay yeah i mean if you just have a 30 grand burning hole in your body 30 grand kicking around i don't know why you're at my house why are we even having this conversation? Yeah. I mean, I guess you get STDs and stuff. I don't see why you wouldn't test these people, though. Well, basically, you go in and he goes, yeah. The guy explains the package. Like, listen, so I'm about 200 bucks.

You come to my house. If you want to do it after 2 a.m. on a Friday night, it's a half price special. Who are you weirded out more by? The guy that's willing to. He's like, don't even want to meet. Just give me your address. I'll send it to you on ice. Send you the jizz with like a syringe and gloves and everything or the guy who's like wanting to meet up but like the guy with the syringe has done it like hundreds of times and then the guy who wants to meet up is like i'm just testing the waters

here i think the guy that needs to do it naturally is i guess creepier but also that guy's such a funny dude especially if you picture him like you know uh fucking like a like a creepy indian dude or something you know what i mean i don't know or like just like a really fat like in cell type dude they posted the resume of one of them like because like people guys post their resumes i guess because they the girls want like a sperm of a smarter guy kind of thing yeah yeah but the one guy who the resume posted that's a funny resume to fake yeah of course of course you chat gpt a fake resume for your sperm donation it says you are a rocket scientist and the president you know you probably have a good chance that your kid will be one of those two things so yeah i'm a prophet it's basically like yeah the the buddy that at the bar just with all the lies

like yeah it's like a i almost went to the show uh almost went to the show and then i just had a knee injury but then i went on to run a big business lost some a lot then it up but just giving the money we lost the business and now I'm a rocket scientist. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I mean, there is something about having,

I don't know how I feel about having, like if you knew you had 200 biological children out there. I think you just have to let it go. I think people are able to let things go. It's weird. I don't know. I just think it'd be kind of cool. I guess it's almost like a crazy experiment.

You think it'd be cool. A bunch of weird little Dannys running around? Well, I'd be more interested from the experiment thing of how many... Fun experiment for you to have. How many of them turn out exactly like you, even though you're not raised by them and you're not in their life,

you just, they have your genetics. Well, there is a lot of... What percentage of them? It's probably going to be higher than zero. A lot of musicians have run that experiment. Good point. A lot of basketball players. I think that guy from the band, a lot of basketball have run that experiment. Good point. A lot of basketball players. I think that guy from the band,

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actually watch him in press conferences it's kind of weird because he's sort of like a low-key guy so he's just like you know just gonna go in there give it my best shot sort of like what a bunch of dudes have been doing to his girlfriend like you know what i mean it's like yeah i'm just gonna get in the ring and speaking of rings like he put a ring on a total fucking slut like dude he posts a new i don't even know how he found him he found a photo with her with every guy in hollywood and she does really look and it starts to some of them you don't even know if she actually banged him or not she finds got photos of this dude was just like this scruffy yeah yeah i just met just maybe they met him but yeah

she got a lot uh i mean that's a good good psychological thing but he's not liking it who logan paul is sending him cease and desist i think he's it's too hot for him this isn't jake paul is logan paul no so logan paul's basically he doesn't really like the heat like that he sort of likes to appear that he likes the heat yeah well he's like wrestling no he boxes and stuff he does all of it i don't know wherever the yeah whatever can make money that's where you'll find logan paul right right but basically he sent a cease and desist to dylan dennis being like this has got to stop and then dylan dennis kind of like just kept doing it more and he's like you can cancel the fight but you'll look like even more of a bitch if you cancel the fight

because the guy's talking too much shit about your wife it doesn't really like you're like the guy called your wife a slut so you canceled the fight like wouldn't you want to beat him up more i don't know it's he's kind of in a rock and a hard place i mean it's a good strategy by dylan he sort of got him his nuts and advice right now i mean his home life must be terrible having to deal with just these new things popping up every day terrible he's just like him you fuck the backup quarterback for the dallas cowboys i 100 guarantee that he's he's getting into it like that not a happy camper you can't have that not affect you just like you know he's getting like will smith treatment yeah very rude psychological move yeah they're gonna i mean i guess we'll see When are they supposed to fight? Soon?

I don't know. I don't know if it's happening or not because he's so worked up about it. He's such a baby. He's such a baby. He can't fight. Okay. I'm not going to play a clip of it, but actually. If Sam Bankman freeze watching, I'll challenge you to a fight.

I'm going to play one little clip of this because it's just been super funny what's been happening with the snow white movie love story um with a guy who literally stalks her weird weird so we didn't do that this time cast a guy in the movie andrew burn up great dude all of andrew's scenes could get cut who knows it's hollywood baby i'm gonna stand there 18 hours in a dress of an iconic Disney princess. That's enough. Yeah. It's honest to God. These actors, I bet you are getting like everyone in like high places at Hollywood is getting

pretty fucking sick of these actors like just destroying the property. Yo, shut up. Just be in a fucking movie but a huge part of being an actor is like your box office numbers right yeah like that's why people always say why do girls get you know paid less than men and a lot of times it's because those dudes do big box office numbers and probably a huge part of some of it is that they're good at doing the press tour right absolutely so this girl they finished the snow white tour and she's literally going around doing a press tour

to tank the movie being like, if you're a man, have they not learned from Barbie? Because the thing is, I think a lot of these people are looking at Barbie and being like,

yeah, the model is like outraged for success. But that's not what really Barbie did. There was no outrage before. It was like, they just had all these, there wasn't really a lot of outrage. No, you have to rewrite history.

She's too stupid for this. She's trying to say Snow White. it was like they just had all these there wasn't really a lot of no you have to rewrite history she's too stupid for this she's trying to say snow white she was like the story was so bad and patriarchal and snow white's the worst i dislike snow white that's why they had to change it into this like new thing that's a story about how women are great and why all the dwarves are seven feet tall yeah what she needs to do is they just rewrite history and just say snow white was always that you know snow white is such an empowering tale and you know the original snow white i really connected with like that's what they say barbie was always the bad bitch like yeah yeah you don't fucking shit on the franchise like you don't make fast and furious 9 and be like the reason this fast and furious movie is going to be good is because the other eight were so shit they were doing it completely different now so it's like everyone that wants to watch it will be like okay i'm out yeah for sure

yeah i don't i don't know what the hell uh what this is but i honestly think this is this kind of shit is probably going to be the end of uh these actors having free reign of press tour like it's going to be they're going back to press training and the press training is going to be like yeah none of this shit these are the things you're allowed to going back to press training and the press training is going to be like, yeah, none of this shit. These are the things you're allowed to say. Don't say these. Or you don't get cast in the movie. Yeah,

for sure. I mean, that kind of is almost, uh, understood where you're like, look, like, you know,

Hey, you're trying to sell the movie. Not fucking tank. I don't know who this chick is. Like, is she famous from anything else? Or is this like kind of her big break? Dude.

Uh, I don't know. I don't think she was, I mean, obviously she's an actress or whatever. Yeah, yeah. I don't think her name was like in the public consciousness like it is now. And then, so this is the thing.

She's been going on like a press tour about like how men are the worst and the whole ball of wax, right? Everything you can imagine. And then, obviously people are just like, what is this weirdo doing? Yeah. Like you're just trying to take the movie. And then she's making videos crying, being like, like you know people are talking trash to me online it was like because you're telling them they're the worst yeah for sure and you're what the fuck and i think that it really did feel like a turning point again with me over like there's always notches of

turning points because you were on team barbie before this sorry excuse me sorry excuse me you're on team barbie i think that people were what i think that people were watching that shit and it was like almost i think even girls were like you shut up you're making this is what it's like uh you're making you're making us look like losers yeah you're like this is what guys think we are and i've been trying to say that, I'm not just a girl that's like, sounds like a college kid and I'm annoying all the time. And you don't want to work with me. It's like, I feel like a lot of girls right now are like,

working to like get rid of the reputation that you're going to be a pain in the ass to be around. Because they made it so much ground up. So now they're like, okay, let's like bring it in a bit and let's take advantage of all like the. Yeah. And this girl's being like a caricature. I mean, be the same if like if you had like the i think that if there was like a right-wing movie if that oliver anthony guy they made him famous and then he went on and he

was like first of all they got to get blacks out of our country everyone would be like come on dude like we're trying to fucking yeah of course yeah you go we wanted you to be our guy yeah we now you're making us look like you make us we now you're making us look like you make us look bad you're making us look stupid for sure where if you're if you're okay you go hey this is gonna be our new feminist movie like margot robbie at least probably went on and sort of be cute and it like you know if you liked barbie like oh nostalgia this girl's kind of going on and being like hey oh you liked snow white as a kid well you're an idiot yeah you're an idiot and they've always they already started off on a bad foot because

the photos got released of the door and then at first they were like those aren't actually photos from the set and then they had to go back and say they actually are photos from the set this has been a botch job of epic proportions of like this has been a master class on

how to not promote a thing yeah I mean maybe who knows a while at the very least they're playing with fire because i feel like uh hollywood executives know that like once that boycott hits and then the boycott hits china too because the china sort of hits the boycott you know other markets you know uh like if china sort of gets wind that americans are like you don't want your daughter watching this film like that shit sort of takes off. I think Barbies got banned in some country. Really?

Nigeria, I think. What was the reason? Because it promotes homosexuality. Ken? Just the movie. It does sort of promote homosexuality. Yeah, so all those countries that are not down with that. Well, there was some dudes that were saying that their their girls they

were like posted online saying like i break up i broke up with my boyfriend after watching barbie and all this shit it just shows you one how brainwashed girls are for sure you know what i mean if you watch a movie and then yeah like one chick was uh basically saying that her her boyfriend didn't wouldn't wear pink with her exactly like how fucking whipped you need that guy to be you're like i can't it's not enough that i go to the movie with you i have to wear bright pink right so i think that your average girl like dudes as a unit have sort of said like yeah i'm not doing that shit anymore i think most dudes if you go on like one date with a girl and she starts like yapping about all this fucking nonsense yeah that's the equivalent of a girl probably like you know going on a date with a guy and he talks about video games the whole time and she's like yapping about all this fucking nonsense. Yeah. That's the equivalent of a girl probably like, you know, going on a date with a guy and he

talks about video games the whole time. And she's like, yeah, I'm not going to be doing this again. Yeah, of course. But in the guy's case, you pretend like you're into that stuff for the remainder of the evening. Right. Girl's not going to pretend like she's into video games. For the remainder of the evening, try to hit it. Yeah.

But if you go on a date with a girl and she starts going on about how fucking men are the problem and all this sort of stuff. Like, but yeah, I think that she's's this girl's doing like a master class on how to fucking be uh be annoying yeah i wonder if disney's even allowed to do much because the strike like i don't know how much the communication they're allowed to have on this because there's a lot of rules around like all press you're allowed to do and all this shit with the with all the strikes and stuff like if you're a hollywood executive you must be so fed up with these fucking ladies yeah the funniest thing is you see all these like networks right now and they're coming out and they're like yeah the

strike is actually like like we just freed up so much cash flow and like all this money and like the strikes are great for us so far because no one's canceled anything well and also they're it would be like if we uh we kept our patreon going and then they're not doing and then didn't make anything for eight months exactly didn't change all that yeah exactly they're... It would be like if we kept our Patreon going and then didn't do it and then didn't make anything for eight months. Exactly. And it didn't change all that much. Yeah, exactly. They're like, we have all this money coming in.

Like, nothing's... Yeah, like, nobody's canceling Disney Plus or whatever. That's such an interesting point that I didn't know. Or whatever. So they're like, for currently, they're like, as it stands, they're like, we just are kind of flush with cash because we're not paying anybody.

Obviously, at some point, that's not an issue. But... That's such an interesting point i mean i'm sure the fact that i'm even talking about this is a negotiation tactic from them as well for them to like get it out there being like hey we're killing we're killing him more than it's like you know you're you break up with him whatever and then you just like live in life and having the best life but you're actually you don't know how bad you're actually one of those like instagram stores in the mall where you like you go into a fake jet and take a photo

and you're like, it's actually not going great. You know what is making me laugh with all the AI stuff that's been going on? Just the idea of like, imagine guidance counselors could go into the future. Imagine going back in time to like watch a guidance counselor being to someone like listen like obviously you're like dancing but like you're not actually you know gonna go pro so you're not gonna get a scholarship so the dancing thing's obviously

gonna be a hobby because you're not good at dancing you're not gonna make a career like you know and obviously video games can't be a career like just telling all the just telling the students all the things like you know you want to go get a degree so you can be in journalism yeah you're like work at a newspaper just something that is just won't go away just the amount of shit that they were fucking completely wrong about oh yeah yeah that's why with this like this diversity stuff probably the one that bothers me the most um is like it the actors it's always like a famous hollywood actor that her life's easy bothers me but really what annoys the like me the most is when you see anyone over 50 campaigning for that shit because it doesn't affect yeah of course people over 50 of course

so it's like yeah anytime i see anyone like they're just trying to hang on at that point like it's like if you think about it from purely strategic standpoint, you go, yeah, that is the thing you should be doing. If you're the old white guy at some institution that, you know, yeah, like you should be being like, oh, yeah, we're bad. Let's all the new people cannot look like me. I do want to stay, though, until I retire, obviously. And I do not want to be ousted.

But yeah, all the new people. Scummiest human. Of course. The pull the ladder down from under you is the ultimate and scummy bag human.

I mean, people just care about themselves. That's all you need to know about. Which is fine, I guess, but there's nothing that makes me more like a tip,

like miffed than people that like you're doing the most selfish thing pretending they're doing the least selfish thing almost like altruistic thing you're like shut up and you're like yeah this is what you're doing the most selfish thing imaginable at this time yeah yeah i will also say that i was watching uh like a thing that had uh stephen king in it or whatever and i kind of i you know people always talk about separating the art and the artist i honestly i really do have trouble watching like and i would say this about like jk rowling's too right yeah there is sort of common wisdom before that you know with an actor or like

writer or something like that you're sort of like creating a world and telling a story and those things are like hard to do right and the more people know your personality the less you're able to do that i mean that's why a lot of comedians know that you know you sort of uh you need to be like you know that's why sometimes you're satirical i mean podcasting changed that a little bit but like a lot of times comedians would be like you know i don't really want people to know my opinions on it or i don't want i don't want to be like a public figure where people know my wife because when i want people to know my opinions on it. Or I don't want, I don't want to be like a public figure where people know my wife. Cause when I'm talking about like my wife, like it changes the whole dynamic. You know what she looks like, you know what I mean?

If she's famous, like, you know, I've seen that. Like we have comedian friends that have like, you know, wives that are, you know, or like girlfriends that are like kind of public figures and they're like, oh, I'm fucking this and the wife. And you're just like, you, you're picturing it now and you're, it's too much information. Yeah. And I think that a lot of these people that just got so big and a lot of them haven't had another big hit what was the stephen king thing you're watching i can't remember but you're watching

like a movie or you know he was doing it he was doing an interview in some doc thing i can't remember but i just saw it and it was like it was hard to care what he thinks because it was like he was kind of making a nuanced point and you're like okay but like i know that you're a psychopath that like thinks all that you know you're like a psycho anti-trumper dude yeah that's like nuts so it's like you're either like lying here and this isn't what you really think or you're lying there whatever it is it's like it's hard i don't care what you so and jk rowling's i guess if she made like a book now it's like you kind of by making yourself such a public figure you sort of remove your ability to tell these like enchanting stories so i guess the difference maybe is like kids are more into that so they don't even they don't even really care so much with harry potter i don't know i do separate the artist

thing it really is i think the answer is like it depends on what your art is yeah you know what i mean like if you're making songs like that are completely uh detached from culture you know it's like the i don't really care that much but if you're making music that or like if you're trying to make like nuanced points on america or whatever and i know everything you think about everything and it's like psycho it is like i mean that definitely happened to that dude uh from the what is it the it crowd or like the the you know that show and uh that guy graham linehan okay he had a show canceled at edinburgh fringe yesterday he's just like a hardcore anti-trans activist but he's just like this

comedy writer from the uk who's like been behind like some of the biggest shows okay and he just is like you know i don't think he's probably barely left wing except for this like one thing yeah which makes him like alt right to all these people and they're just like yeah it's one of the biggest like these huge british shows like father ted was one of them and all these people are like yeah it's just like ruined for me like i can't and he had a show that got canceled like at edinburgh fringe okay comedy or whatever and they just were like just because he was on it and he's like one of the most like famous british comedians okay that's huge well that's getting canceled yeah yeah that's getting canceled i guess but he has his shows but i think a lot

of people complain they're like i can't watch the shows anymore just knowing that he wrote them they're like i can't watch them because he just was like so i have i have it sometimes with comedians that they're so like even seth Rogen, it's like, you know, he's sort of like, do you know that meme where it's like the guy with the mask and then they're angry underneath? Yeah. It's like, as soon as you see someone like be like angry all the time online and you're just like, well, I know you're like an angry guy.

And then you're, you're like coming, you're, you're trying to be like fun and making jokes and stuff like that. And you're just like, okay, so I know this is like an act right now. And it's like, I guess we all sort of know everyone's acting, but you, you're able to like this suspend belief, but it's like, I need to,

there's a, in this case, I know for a fact that like, you're not a fun guy. Actually, one of the funniest Seth Rogen things that I saw recently was he has like, I don't know if it's like an interview, but it's kind of like,

it's some show he has coming out with like, or like, or it's an interview, but it's with Bill Gates. Like, that's so funny. Like, so it's kind of like it's some show he has coming out with like or like or it's an interview, but it's with Bill Gates. I'm just like, that's so funny. Like, so it's just like certain people are so annoyed by you. And then you're not like palling around with Bill Gates. It's pretty funny.

That was great. The Mosquito King. Bill Gates is. It's just funny to think how many I'm having to explain the Epstein's Island things to his wife and just being like, and just Lane was there. He's like, oh, right. Just like he's just funny to think how many I'm having to explain the Epstein's Island things to his wife. And just being like, and Ghislaine was there. He's like, oh, right, Ghislaine. Like, he's just, oh, is it? So why'd you have to keep going back? He's like, honestly, well, the first couple of times I went, the weather was bad.

So we kind of just played board games. And then I left my wallet there a few times. And you know how pain is to get your wallet back sometimes. I was in the cushion the first time. And then I it there again you know it just happens and then we had sort of a bet we wanted to play some pickleball but the problem was the court was sort of full so i never really got around to it so then and we had so we put a bet on the line so i had to go back to finish the pickleball which i hate losing money and then why'd you go back the next time it's like okay this is i honestly i gotta tell you this but he had a fantastic recipe for chicken mahala and he was gonna tell me i realized on the plane he never told me the chicken mahala yeah and i was like you know you gotta make it

for me i don't even know i can't do it justice i can't do it justice so i had to go back he had to show me the recipe so what am i supposed to that is weird though like with the list because you know someone i saw someone release the list the epstein list and you know there's all these famous people and they're like those people just like hang out with people you know like one of the guys is robert craft the guy who owns the patriots and like yeah people just like hang around with people who are just like on these lists and they're just like they have to pretend like they're not i guess you don't know for a like i guess their idea is like yeah, also that's where his office was and I went to do business.

Right. And then they were like, but other stuff. And their take is all, yeah. And then they were like, hey, do you guys want to have the real fun? And I said, no. Yeah. I said, I went back to my quarters

and I read the Bible. Sure. That is odd. Find yourself in like a box at like some event. Some like four people who have been on Epstein's client list and you're just like hmm i would i mean if i was being on their side it's like it is possible it's obviously possible that we went to epstein's island and smashed kids yeah of course of course right i'm acting like it's right off the plane no no no i don think so. I'm sure there are people who went, who didn't do that stuff,

but you're just like, man, you're on the list. You're saying Bill Gates was knee deep in children. The minute he got out there, I'm sure he did something that was untoward, but you're saying Bill Gates, he started talking about his mosquitoes.

He started getting into mosquito quotes and Dolly Lama. One said, if you ever think you're small, trying having sex with a mosquito, and he goes, that's sorry. He goes, you know what else is small that i could have sex with and then and then jeffrey goes galane bring them out he just has kids dressed as mosquitoes the bill's ultimate fantasy he does everything to make sure here and then just like three crying kids come out.

Like if you're, say, you know, like Bill and Hillary Clinton, and I'm sure they watch the news and that comes up. Like, did they change the channel? Great question. I think it doesn't come out. Jeffrey Epstein is going like in his bill like, oh, let me see what's on Fox Sports. I think it's sort of probably like when you've ever been with a girl you're dating

and a sex scene comes on and it's just a little weird. Yeah. Because you're always a little weird. It's a little weird because you're gay. Because she'll be like, we should do that. And I was like,

definitely one day. Once I get the stomach for it. One day I might. and then you go hey you put the fake mustache on it once i get this once i build up the stomach for that i would love to i would love to we should try that one day it's like put it on the calendar schedule it in I love that that would be great

it's so fucking hot I'd love to have that yeah we should do that where you're begging me so but you're watching and it's just sort of like a bit of an awkward

I mean sometimes it's not but sometimes it's just like okay I guess should we have sex like I don't know you're just sitting there watching's not but sometimes it's just like okay i guess we should we have sex like i don't know you're just sitting there watching two people have sex it's just something's off about it to me anyway yeah i'm more of a fucking player than a participator you're probably you probably enjoy it you you comment on the guys and he's good work he must work out probably what you do i'd like to know his workout routine. Yeah, you comment on other things. Whatever.

Or watching with your parents is probably even more, obviously, the real awkward run, right? But they must watch the news. But I think it feels like that for a thing. He sort of says, he's like, you know, that comes on. He's like, oh, the Cheetos are out. You know? But also, there are the news.

I'm going to get a refill on these Cheetos. You want a granola bar, Hillary? There almost are, like, the news outlets where you know that shit's never gonna come up like if you watch like MSNBC that's what I'm saying

I think they just they watch the ones where they know like you know we have a deal with them and they just never bring this up he probably you know what we're forgetting

is he probably has a man on the inside that's like he texts Bill like yeah I skipped the 50 to 55 section of Hills around no it's not skip

Bill calls he goes hey don't worry there's they're gonna bring it up but I had them just remove it from the copy no but maybe bill doesn't care like he he's just like you know oh more allegations of bill having sex come out or whatever and he's just like just a heads up like if hill dogs they're like he's he has like bros on the inside like the secret service or whatever like accidentally like lock her out for like she's coming in and like they go oh oh the firewall our internet

seems to be down yeah exactly anytime they were gonna run a story about how bill was like getting it in or it's like yeah like the secret service guy gets like a little like in his ear he goes oh hillary you're looking lovely today what's that what's that perfume you're wearing just stalling exactly so i think that's what happens potentially i tell you we mentioned this eco anxiety stuff in our intro but we're gonna go through it for a second just to see how fucking nuts people are so ego anxiety is an issue that's prevalent uh in apparently mostly like gen z right and they have all these therapists and 16 to 25 year olds did a study, and two in three of them said it makes them feel sad and afraid. 45% of fucking people this age said that climate interrupts their daily lives.

So daily they're stressing about this. And my guess would be women and guys that were basically women. You know what I mean? But it's so crazy. So there's legitimately a fucking 50 percent of people that age it's like i can't get it through the day because all i'm thinking about is how i'm gonna die yeah and it's like they started being like some of them saying like i couldn't even figure it out since third grade i've been stressed about this stuff and it was just like

the obvious answer is like yeah because you've been brainwashing them saying that they're gonna die since course they're freaking you out and you're weak and if your parents are in a cult you're obviously gonna be stressed out about your doomsday as well oh man they must have been loving it too about like a member of like a month and a bit ago when it was so hot everywhere and they're like the world is they're not fucking and they go and then but like since then that was like probably almost two months ago or something it's just been pretty So if anything, it's been a little chilly. Exactly. It was a little chilly last week.

And this doesn't really confirm their... Oh, these people all have... There's a whole genre of TikTok where all they do is just stress about fucking how they're going to die and everything like that, right? Yeah. This TikToker says she had an hour-long panic attack because of climate change it was like this is real real psychopaths right and they find each other too right a full hour they honestly i don't even know what you do for a full hour what's an hour-long panic attack you're

just like we're dead i'm dead i'm dead literally crippling climate change anxiety since third grade uh the saddest comment of all every time i think about my future i get a feeling of dread and anticipation because i simply don't think we're going to survive that long so you know what all these fucking psychopaths that have been all on you know trump's gonna end the world this is gonna end the world like climate change is gonna end the world it's like they need to take a real look in the mirror and just just think about how much they've made the world worse It's like, they didn't take a real look in the mirror and just think about how much they've made the world worse for so many people.

I mean, there's always been doomers, you know, that's not at the level. But I'm saying that is like a natural condition. I think in some people is just to be in the face of everything being like the best it's ever been to be like, yeah,

but just you wait. I know. Just you wait. And you go, but it's pretty good. Doomers are at an all-time high. I've never seen, there has never been doomers like this. We got the best doomers.

They're the most doomed. This is a whole host of mental conditions related to climate change. They've created created entire economy around this thing they have climate grief environmental melancholy and pre-traumatic pre-traumatic stress disorder what pre-traumatic so you're just like what if the trauma never comes pre-traumatic stress disorder is fucking money i mean i understand post-traumatic because there was something happened yeah you're a post-traumatic stress disorder is fucking money i mean i understand post-traumatic because there was something happened yeah you're a post-traumatic stress disorder from fucking sucking too many posts pre though uh yeah so this is this is the world that these people are living

what would these people have occupied in you know like 40 years ago what would their mental illness have been i mean some there was some climate people then but 40 years ago uh what would the crazy people war activists i think a lot of them were on ozone was going to end the world remember the ozone yeah like how fucked we were with the ozone layer they don't really talk about that ozone completely went away that was like the big uh big topic of the day yeah they just did they they went up there with some like some some spackle and stuff and they you know what you're this is what you're forgetting what actually these people were is uh they had kids and they were like crazy mothers yeah that's what actually they were the mother making their kids wear elbow pads when they were skateboarding

that's what they were actually doing is being like a fucking psycho church i had a friend of mine when i was in elementary school for like all of basically i think elementary school so like you know up to 12 years old he wasn't allowed to cross the street he looked legit was not allowed to cross the street without his mom i had a friend that couldn't uh he wasn't allowed to uh skateboard yeah no he was like not allowed to cross the street like not even like jaywalk like he could not like with like the thing was blinking walk he was not like the car that can't turn right and you have to take a long road everywhere he just wasn't allowed to do anything it's a fucking nutcase jewish yep see how jewy was the mom not that

jewy really no so what was her deal just didn't want to just scared living fear you know telling you this is the new fucking the real like it's well i guess like climate change is their new religion or whatever but it's just fucked up because you go there's just so many people that are on board i honestly just i think the real moral of the story is and i hate to always bring it back to this but it's like like you can get girls fucking really stressed out about everything yeah it's like i mean yeah have you ever been like okay you ever been like driving somewhere far with a chick and then you could tell her like the engine light goes on and you're kind of like i think the car might break down or we might run out of gas and like if you tell her

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They probably took the case, right? But I think that's why like vegans a few of them have popped back up like there's this mother that has her whole thing where she won't give her kid uh she her kid has head lice and she wouldn't get rid of the lice because she says that um it's like killing an animal it is it's killing like a living being she's killing a little bit living being and she's like you know going on this whole thing so the kids walking around with head lice and then these other parents the kids go on the other people's houses and the parents like get your fucking lice kid away yeah i mean you should get a pariah well they're basically like you should call child protective services and be like that's like one thing you would call protective services

on you go these kids have like lice and shit oh for sure and also like you can't go to school like that like you can't do also there's the other part of it where you're like okay but you know you have bacteria on it why wouldn't you kill the bacteria you know i mean that's a good one lice is where you end it right like an antibiotic like why you can't use soap you're killing yeah living organisms on that maybe they don't use soap i think they don't they're fucking dirty ass hippies i'm definitely picturing her mom with uh white mother dreadlocks beads on the dreadlocks i think that was the old model i'm telling you i think these mothers the new version is you picture like a trump church lady really no not that she's into trump but i'm picturing like oh like a conservative christian conservative i'm picturing a christian conservative that loves biden and she's not christian conservative that's oh uh she's godless the simpsons church ladies that's right yeah yeah interesting yeah i don't

know yeah they would you would have used to think most annoying like the vegan yeah i think 50 50 year old like smug cnn mom has really sort of risen to like the most annoying like women to me of all time yeah i wonder yeah that's uh kids fucking crawling with lice and they can't get rid of her but surely you can't think that they can a lice can feel pain like it's like a single lace it's like not even an ant yeah this is a fucking psycho lunatic yeah that that child is gonna grow up to be like literally like work for the republican party or something 100 yeah they're gonna go the opposite like carnivore diet jordan peterson

non-stop when they're like 15 if you're carnivore diet there was uh pretty good like it's always funny with um the because like obviously like there is actual real economy stuff right now and it's like not doing so hot and then basically they're the new york post that article where this go sex work sex workers complain sales are down as inflation continues to pound the economy so it's kind of like that thing uh you know women most affected of course you know what i mean strippers most affected prostitutes most affected prostitutes the sex most... The sex worker, Jenna Love, is Sydney, is an Australian-based escort,

and she's currently watching her industry adapt to these financially strained times. But the funny part is, this girl wasn't that hot, and it was just like every comment was dudes and be like, you're the fucking body weight. It's the one that inflated. They were fucking not... I mean, that's what I was thinking.

I didn't want to say it. People in the comments were on this girl's ass. A little low hanging fruit, but yeah, I mean, I guess still the fact that, you know,

her sales are down. I guess you got to see photos of, wouldn't that be funny? She goes, sales are down, it's the economy. And then you're like, show us a photo from a year ago.

Yeah, exactly. You gained 25 pounds. Well, there's obviously, there's lots of articles coming out all the time that girls are getting fatter man yeah it's the it's the high fructose corn syrup or the economy or inflation

or interest rates a spokesperson for the sex worker foundation that's what you think you i wouldn't want to date a girl that she was fucking the head of the sex worker foundation foundation australian sex workers association confirmed that the sex workers are feeling the pinch they're in the cost of living crisis the spokeswoman for sex workers says that they're more vulnerable positions but the do you think that the sex workers uh would represent like the gigolo foundation that's what you need the fucking i would be well it would be funny to kind of would be the sex worker foundation was run by just like a bunch of pimps like that's like there was no chicks it was like all dudes well it's basically the guy version is a 300 pound guy being like no

one's paying for the dick anymore he's like yeah before the economy was uh before the economy fell uh the dick was flying off the shelf yeah it was now we can't even give it away thanks joe biden i got the perfect piece and i can't even give it away thanks to joe biden girls should be lining up around the block for this piece the times are tough in the sex worker industry you think the dancing bear is saying i used to be doing three bachelorette parties a night The times are tough in the sex worker industry. You think the dancing bear is saying that? I used to be doing three bachelorette parties a night. This is the perfect cock. I don't know what to tell you.

Have you seen in the Bronx? There's a whole uproar in the Bronx because there's like all these prostitutes are just like out in the streets there. Like they're going back to off the internet. I've seen videos of people posting. Walking the streets? Yeah, I've seen videos of people posting. I wonder if they're just like, yeah, the money you make on the internet is just i've seen videos of people posting walking the streets yeah i've seen videos i wonder if they're just like yeah the money you make on the internet's just not there anymore so i gotta go out and but like that's like everybody's complaining because they gotta go brick and mortar you gotta go brick and mortar that's there they have to go back from work from

they have to do their work from home zone yeah no more zoom handies back in well i guess if you think about it there's obviously like employers are saying that the productivity has gone down from work from hire. Pimps must definitely think their productivity. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's crazy. Like that. Like you'd think we'd be past that of just the street walking prostitute. Well, I told you, I think the reason why people you're not past it is because you don't want, most guys want like a fake identity if they're getting a prostitute to some degree right but don't you like all the prostitutes

have made themselves so professional that they're just like they want uh dudes to give them their like id and check their social security check their socials and stuff like that and guys are like yeah i don't want to do that so it's like the guys got forced to go back on the streets to some degree too but there's so i don't know yeah i guess but there's then i got oh yeah there's always the guys use the sting operations though right you gotta like you ever watch cops they always do those sting operations right although i guess they do them in the thing too i guess there's no yeah they're worried about getting sting operations as well i feel like a lot of those sting operations they let the guys do for

so bugman versus bugman three episode three we should both who's the best sex worker yeah we should both run the track. I thought you were going to say run the train. No, no, no, work on the track. That we'll both have to dress up as prostitutes. We dress up as prostitutes. Who can get a sale? No, who gets the most money.

You have 12 hours to raise the most amount of money as a male prostitute in the Bronx. Okay. Okay. You only get dudes. They're the only way to do it. what would you wear you have like sort of like something i think i i think i yeah i would uh i would skimpy wig like i would pretend to be a woman obviously i don't think i'm gonna make any money looking like this i would definitely

have to be trans i think the trans people make bank man Do they? I think so because like If you want to be into trans people Most of them are prostitutes They are I mean there is a high amount of prostitution The amount of prostitutes is cooking pretty high It's tough to get a regular job when you're trans Yeah you're either Starbucks or prostitute We went to this like

When I was back in my folks place We went on a Friday night to this karaoke place Not karaoke It was like this bar by my parents' house. It was like this super dingy dive bar, and they had karaoke. And there were a lot of trans people there, actually, which is weird for Burlington. That is strange. Singing karaoke, yeah.

That is surprising to me. Yeah, but I don't think they're prostitutes. We got sort of a for the boys. At least they didn't charge me, so. The cops did charge them, though, and they busted him, huh? They have sort of a For the Boys article, The Scientific Reason Men Sleep With Women And Never Call Them.

And there's two parts of it. One is it is funny because they did science to say they're like... They did, yeah. They basically, it's like a girl magazine, right? Mamma Mia. But they basically are doing science to sort of explain the post nut thing.

Yeah. But it's also sort of like a rationalization for like any girl that is like any girl that anytime the girl, the guy smashes and doesn't call him again. There's like, it's actually science. It's not your fault. It's just biology.

Don't, don't take it personally. I think it works for dudes every which way you want to slice it. Of course. But yeah. So anytime a girl says that, you know, it's like, Oh, why don't you want to like talk of course but yeah so anytime uh a girl says that uh you know it's like oh why don't you want to like talk to me anymore after you send her there's they're actually sort of like putting articles out there now being like yeah the dude has no choice

his bodily fluids are out yeah he has to you know well um i also there's another reason that i was that i just i mean it's the path of least resistance a lot of times well do you know the reason the main reason there because they're saying there's the scientific uh reason that i was uh that i just i mean it's the path of least resistance a lot of times well do you know the reason the main reason there because they're saying there's the scientific uh reason that men never call women after they have sex with them and the reason turns out uh scientifically that they're married yeah the science the science is settled there that's settled science the scientific study was done and it turns out that uh 40 of those men uh the reason is because they're married and they gave you a yeah they don't have a burner phone one of the reasons that men have sex with them and never call them again because what happens in vegas is supposed to stay in vegas correct my wife would be very upset yeah yeah

yeah yeah i'll tell you what the scientific reality is i'm having my stuff thrown out the My wife would be very upset. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you what. The scientific reality is I'm having my stuff thrown out the window. My not being able to see my kids anymore. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's funny that they had to write an article for that, though. Ask a woman if any of them have been ghosted and they will put their hands up.

There'll be a stampede. Stampede. I mean, guys have been ghosted, too, though. Yeah. Is this be a stampede stampede i mean guys have been ghosted too though yeah people is this much of a study though if they only pulled women well they're saying that girls get ghosted more you're right girls get ghosted yeah but was there a was there a male control i think there is a part that girls get ghosted more because girls only date or they're always dating up like you know that thing i've been loving lately that there's a lot of girls that have posted those videos they go you know where are all the men that don't have any hoes it's like it seems like all these guys and then all these people are like oh well this is how it works like this is 60 of men are here

and then you're here a six and you're going for eights and then there's all the other eights going for the eights and then all you and your own six so the other guys are all uh what you think is below you and you don't respond to them. Yeah, exactly. And just like explaining to girls how the thing works and making graphs and stuff to explain it to her. And it's like super funny because it's like, you know, this like seven out of 10 girls being like, you know, all these guys, you know, just have all these hoes. It was like, yeah, because to you, to them, that's what you are.

You're like, they're not going to marry you. You are a hoe to them. And the guys that you're going for, they can like keep fucking you around because that's like what your dynamic is of course yeah you're not you need to settle if you want to like settling is always the answer for everybody if you want like more they're not gonna do it though they don't do not like settling that is though that is in the female mantra of like i deserve x you know and then life has an unfortunate way of telling you otherwise. I should. There's just everything.

The feminine mantra, whether it's guys or girls, is very... It's all... I should be making this much money for this wage. This is how much they should get paid. They should have this. I deserve this. And it was like, what is that based on it was like arbitrary yeah i just i my beliefs if you think you deserve it you deserve it yeah and i mean

guys are the same there's you know many guys are like yeah i'm like only tens for me and like well you've been on tinder for four years you haven't matched with one girl see i don't really know that many of them do you know any friends you have buddies that are like i'm only tens no but you know guys who are just like i got no luck you know i can't meet a girl you go have you tried slumming it yeah you know they're just like oh man dating's rough can't meet anybody you go show me who you're trying to date yeah and then you see the photos you go yeah less than that try less than that but the problem for dudes is, this is the only thing that I'm arguing with you on this a little bit because the thing for dudes is,

they're getting turned down by the guys that actually are their level a lot of time. You know what I'm saying? But girls, you're saying. Because that's the thing. Yeah, but that's, again, yes, but this is still somewhat arbitrary to say they're on their level because there's factors that are not just looks.

There's like status and all this stuff that you have to maybe compile together to make a true score. So I know what you're saying, but this is how you have to look at it. So you're saying the banging market. Yeah. The banging market, the bang in a lot of girls market, you are correct that a girl that's equal of them is lower than them, right? Yeah.

are correct that a girl that's equal of them is lower than them right yeah but if you were to pair everyone up and you go everyone's in a relationship everyone's married now they would now be paired with someone that is their level right sure so i'm more of a free market guy on the casual sex market they are they are less right but when it comes to dating who they eventually will marry generally probably will but those markets overlap though like that's an overlapping market to a degree well they they overlap in the casual sex part like how many people start off looking for casual sex and they go we got married yeah so as people start to pair off yeah like you know i mean they can't over they can't overlap because there's the same amount yeah yeah obviously yeah from that although people can date multiple people or whatever but yeah i that i understand

so i'm just saying like look if you say i'm a seven and i'm trying to get sevens and no sevens are you're matching with any you can't go on any dates either you're not a seven like the like the mark is telling you like you're not i don't know you might think you are but you're just either misreading it, right? Well, there's the banging mark and the married mark. Or whatever, yeah. Even if you separate them, even still, you're like, yeah, you're overvaluing yourself. But in the married market, if there are people, so there's three things happening.

Because there are people that are overvaluing. Like there is a guy that's a seven that thinks he's an eight, right? Yeah. But I feel like I don't know a ton of those guys. devaluing overvaluing like there is a guy that's a seven that thinks he's an eight right yeah but i feel like everybody is i don't know a ton of those guys like most of the guys i know are banging chicks that are kind of in their league like i don't actually see a ton of that you just see them kind of you know yeah but you don't know what they do behind because i don't think guys have a problem with banging way lower than that of course they just don't wipe it up yeah that's kind of what

i'm saying yeah for sure because the conversation about the people who are saying straight up like i can't meet anybody like there are those guys do exist yeah yeah i think i can't meet anybody you know there's somebody there is somebody there you just think you're above those people you have to go pretty you have to go a lot lower than you know yeah yeah and probably you could go too low and you're like oh this is too much like there's too many chicks here it's like you're at the bottom of the ocean floor and you go this is there's too much down here like i want to come up a bit right yeah but even there's but there's an equilibrium like this is econ 101 i think there isn't in the dating market though in the dating market because it's not one to one right because not one to one right so there actually isn't an

equilibrium right yeah so there's but there is an equilibrium in the like getting married market which is what most people like most people get married like at some point the guy that's banging all the chicks generally gets taken off the market yes some of them stay but eventually yeah but eventually eventually the guy you know takes his car he takes his condom bron bronzes it, hangs it up. They do the, put some hot sauce in there, bronzes it. It is the, it is the,

it is one of life's cruel pranks. Well, yeah. Then no matter how good you are at banging chicks, you generally at some point hang up the condom. Of course. Your favorite condom, right?

Your favorite. Well, so you spend, you know, you right your favorite lots of you spend you know you spend all this time getting rich you know getting appealing to women until you can have your choice of the women and then as soon as you finally do that's when they take it away from you oh cruel world it's a cruel world yeah but so eventually it does fucking you know settle back down into monogamy. Yep. Yep. But anyways, if you're struggling to find someone.

So your advice for a dude, you're basically saying. Or a woman. If you're a dude that's a seven out of 10 and you can't bang chicks like. Well, but again, the idea of what these numbers even mean are different too. Because that guy can be like, okay, I'm only swiping right on sevens to be fair. And then someone else will be like, those aren't sevens. I just think you're making up scenarios that don't exist like most guys that are six and sevens you swipe on fucking whatever and you might just put a girl in late night bone category yeah that's true but i'm saying some guys are out there saying like i can't meet anybody and i think what happens is

you go you're just your standards are too high they aren't swiping on everybody they're like i you know i'm kind of picky and you're like yeah you can't afford to be i don't know tell you you don't have the option to be picky right now. Because these hoes. Because these hoes. Because these hoes are only banging fucking basketball players now. These bitches be getting flown to Miami. It's part of the game.

Well, it is part of the game. It's all part of the game. I mean, go to Eastern Europe or Asia if you want to. Passport Bros, remember? Passport Bros, dude. You got to get the mail order, dude. Mail order is fucking nice to some people. That is the new mail order.

You're just picking them up. It's takeout. Yeah, it's takeout. It's the pickup system. This is a mail order bride. It was actually a takeout bride. Yeah, it was a takeout bride. Takeout. Well, anyway, they're doing the scientific reason for that this girl this girl had a pretty funny one that's on this it's sort

of my other thing because i was like it's obvious people have done that sort of you know math on it where it's like uh you know girls banging all sorts of guys uh just like kind of helps it helps the you know top dudes or whatever right yeah but they said why smart women date multiple men at once and this girl's trying to make a case for you know you should be talking to three men at once or whatever right sure but it was making me laugh i'll just tell you the thing but they go i was never very good at playing the field because i lacked the confidence to juggle several men at once but then she basically is you know now she figured it out and she her reasons when you're date when you focus on one man it limits your opportunities to find your ideal partner it sends man a subliminal message that

he'll have to work to win your heart and she's trying to make this whole case for why it's good right and it is do whatever you want if you're just dating but this is to me the women will never beat us at this game it's like you're just we're genetically this is them saying like beat men at their own games and it's like good luck you know what i mean it's just a different game it's you're trying to play silent treatment with a mute my friend the idea that you're gonna be out there and be like oh it'll actually make him uh if you actually sort of show them that you're talking to other guys it's like yeah immediately you're going to be out there and be like, oh, it'll actually make him, if you actually sort of show him that you're talking to other guys, it's like, yeah, immediately you're in that category. And for the rest of your life, you go,

oh, yeah, you can't, I mean, first off, you don't tell them. You don't be like, hey, just, you know, I'm talking to a bunch of other guys. That's what she is proposing. That's fucking crazy. Guys aren't doing that. No, she's proposing that girls do that. Yeah, but I'm saying guys are not like going to chicks and being like, yeah, I'm going on a date with some other chick tomorrow but if you ever no because guys are better at this of course well

you're like that's crazy to say that this is all of you could maybe keep that like like the idea like out there that maybe that's happening you don't admit to it duh but the girls no but women can't do anything without it being like accepted and validated yeah so it's like they don't like feeling like they have sort of like uh we don't talk about that they need to be like that's why like they need all their friends if they're dating like three guys at once they need all their friends dating three guys at once they need blogs saying it's the move they need it like the guy did like they can't play this game you know what i mean no no no this is this is they're out of their depth here they're out of their depth here. They're out of their depth. Big time. And that's why all modern like dating advice kind of, or relationship advice has been to women like be a man.

Yeah. Yeah. If you can. Sometimes actually get surgery to be a man. I mean, look, I'm sure there are some chicks who are, who are very like masculine energy who can actually do this, but that's a, these are outliers. This is not good advice for your average woman. Legitimately.

It's whatever. Yeah. Fine. Obviously use any technique if you're good at getting people. Yeah. But this advice right now is legitimately like a girl would come up to you and be like, just so you know,

like I'm dating other people and you go, every guy would be like, yeah, that's fine. And then in your mind mind you just turned her from 10 p.m to 12 yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah you're like there's no p.m there's no p.m at all yeah no yeah yeah you're from sorry yeah that's what i'm saying no no yeah that's what i'm saying you're running down the a.m category oh yeah yeah yeah you got you're never gonna be any sort of uh communications during the pm you literally all that happens is you just got switched to am because the bottom line is that men actually want like probably for the most part like yeah you're not gonna turn guys off exactly it's like

yeah it's good advice to always have sort of two or three guys you're talking to for the rest of your life but if you actually were trying to date a guy which obviously she is because she's like it's actually better for and she's like i'm smart so it's like that's another thing i'm smart chicks this is what we do well it's like yeah because you're forgetting that okay if you're a dude and you're like hey i'm like talking to three chicks at once or whatever right not that you tell her that but if she gets the inkling it didn't like lower you in her mind and maybe just some specific girl it would but generally she's like it probably makes you kind of seem like cool and something yeah and she's like probably a little more competitive about it like she might yeah but

if girl doesn't get any extra points you low like if a girl's like you just get put in a category yeah for sure yeah yeah that's terrible advice thanks thanks mama mia the worst advice they've ever given over flaunting it but the thing is i will say this is the type of advice where women if they're not too totally cooked like they'll try this once and they're like oh yeah that doesn't work at all yeah telling the guy that i mean i've i have like had girls on the roster that were like you know a chick that was kind of like all her thing was being honest or whatever and talking about guys it's like honestly it just feels like if it feels like grimy like it's it just kind of like grosses you out it's like a girl burping or something yeah like it's very like unbecoming of a woman but like i have had ones and you're just like yeah like obviously you're

just like a hoe to me or whatever you know what i mean like yeah this is this it'll be this and that's that but it is yeah it's like a girl fart in front of you it's like yeah maybe i wouldn't like leave but you're just like this is strange i guess i don't know crushes a fucking beer can on her head yeah it just seems kind of off you know yeah i agree what are you doing but they'll learn they'll learn if they're paying attention at all they'll learn very quickly that mama mia is not their friend i know they definitely won't learn that i think that uh we should mention that you had probably one of the biggest wins of your life sam bankman freed going down yeah you fucking rat you bastard

so how you feel about that what's been happening what's going on in danny's world how you've been feeling the post game danny interview has justice been served are you well he's just he's just has bail revoked which i it's curious because he had a 250 million dollar cash bail that got revoked so people are like are they gonna like take that 250 million dollars i don't know if that's gonna happen because it's like the i think it was like the dean of stanford or something put up a chunk of that something like something crazy anyways but yeah he's in um he's in like that uh mlc brooklyn jail or whatever new york jail i think the one i don't know if there's one where epstein was at but it's one where like keith reneary was and screlly was there okay screlly was tweeting him advice loving it oh man he was tweeting all about it screlly doesn't

like him uh i don't i don't think he i don't think he's no i don't think he has any feelings about him other than like hey this is just like what to expect okay but uh dude he had i don't know if you we i don't think we ever talked about it but there was this like recent um crypto coin thing called like bald coin that got announced and then it was like a giant like rug pull where basically whoever did it sold and was like stole like 15 million dollars and then people went and started tracing him and they were saying that it was sam bankman freed who did this rug pull like uh scam coin was more and more with this guy yeah and like because i guess he was doing it from his like parents basement but he did all this crazy stuff like witness intimidation he tried to release um that carolyn ellison, that the witness tampering was crazy.

What was he doing? Just like he was like not allowed to use a VPN. He was not allowed to use any sort of disappearing messages. Like, and I guess he was doing like signal with like disappearing messages. They found out about all this stuff. And so now he has to just that's like, remember when recently they're like, oh, they dropped some charges about some campaign finance stuff and they're like oh classic he's gonna walk and i i said at the time i'm like these are just like some whatever charges like he's not i've never been in the camp like he's gonna walk or whatever but yeah i mean he's he's now awaiting trial i i think he's gonna go to jail

for a while he's going he's going down he's going like at least 20 years probably oh yeah he's he's going down he's going like at least 20 years probably that's a big win for DP I love to see it I want to fight him like the creator clash you need to do a thing where you do a weekend in jail I gotta break into the jail break into him you organize it with one of Screlly's boys

you get a shank and you sort of fucking tune him how good would that be I should write that screenplay Organize it with one of Screlly's boy that you get a shank and then you sort of fucking tune him. How good would that be? You're taking this body up. I should write that screenplay. We got to break into the jail. Breaking into the jail. Fuck that guy. Okay.

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