The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Olympic Commentator Fired for Sexist Joke! Alpha GigaChads for Harris & Intersex Athletes

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

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Olympic commentator Bob Ballard was fired for making a sexist comment insinuating that women take longer than men to get ready. And I just want to say at the boys cast we denounce that comment and we have gender studies professor Melanie Fisher in studio to give her thought. Our producer is waving at me that she just needs a few more seconds here to uh to do whatever she wants to do. And I'll just take a second to say the idea that women take longer to get ready than men. Is she ready? Oh, false alarm. Possibly a quick reminder that we are, in fact, live, and this is a short segment.

Couldn't hurt. Oh, I've just been slipped a note from our producer that she is making one more tiny, but definitely extremely necessary wardrobe adjustment. If it wasn't necessary, she wouldn't be doing it. Apparently, she does need to grab a quick snack after that. She's feeling dizzy, so we are just going to kill a bit of time here. Here's actually a picture of Bob. This is what a sexist looks like, folks.

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Sounds like the accent got some practice It did not get some practice You're saying my accent got practice? No, the Australian accent Say it to my fucking face i think i'm doing australian over there yeah it sounds like it's very popular i go all right how's it no okay you're right loud and clear in english isn't it so big debacle with the trans fighter oh you don't even know the debacle i mean you're well you probably have more of a debacle because you've been in it but it's so funny because it's either like it starts out with it's a man baby it's one of those i mean i don't think it's a man well i i mean i think that

you might be right but i saw the washington post basically is like you know this is a disgrace like uh men fighting in women's boxing and i was saying that the retraction is like we're so sorry it was really dark like dude there's nothing worse than calling a woman a man yeah yeah right well uh this is just i am so it's this is what it is it's either we can't believe there's a man fighting in women's boxing or it's oh oh no my god oh i'm it was so you don't understand you were beautiful it was dark you don't you're a hero i will i'll kill myself right and there are a lot of mannish women at the olympics right now manly looking real women shot putters and everyone's under the microscope everybody goes every woman that looks a little manly they have a guy coming up being like what's going on down

there there's a bulge so okay what happened why is it not even i don't even know well the real debacle for me is that i support women's women's sports now of course because uh a week ago when this whole thing went down and then every i started doing some investigation and i'm like again it's intersex i'm an idiot by the way i just like to preface this what i'm about to say is so stupid what about to say is so stupid but so then all this stuff started going down and then everybody's like oh everybody was betting on it and being like easy money and then i was like no you know what i'm gonna take the field here so i bet on the field against the algerian stop is this before people were saying she's a man? No, this was like a week ago.

She still had three. So basically she had three or four fights left. So I'm like, I just need you to lose one of these fights. And it was like three to one. So I was like, that seems like a pretty good bet. She fought in the 2020 Olympics and got the shit bean out of her by this Irish chick. Right? So I was like, and then I was doing, I was like getting deep into it.

How much did you lose? Well, she still has the gold medal fight nothing crazy but you would have made like a couple g's it was like a 300 pays like a thousand super funny anyways and i was like ah i'm like you know what yes she's intersex and she's got again but then now i think about it obviously hindsight and she's she's won three in a row and like devastating wins too like they were like i i dude i was like yesterday she was in the semi-finals i'm like on the internet trying to find like a live feed i'm on like the bbc i player with a vp i have my vpn pulled up for england so that i can

watch it it still wouldn't let me watch it. And then like two seconds later I go on Twitter and it's just like, she just fucking destroyed this tie check. So what's the deal? It's exactly like Castro Simona, who is the Jamaican runner, who we've spoken about before. She's intersex. What does that mean? She literally has

testes inside of her. So it's like, I mean, kind of like you and the fucking wife's calling kind of like me when i lose his bet but uh no it's it's uh it's funny because like you know there's a whole well you kind of have testes inside you too inside your mouth it's the whole gender debate because everybody's like there's only two genders or whatever blah blah and then you're like this is the rare case she's the edge case but then there's two edge cases right now in boxing the edge cases are clean everybody's like well

they're just edge cases you're like the edge cases are beating the shit out of women right now but i do believe that like she's an edge case to fucking rock yeah edge cases are cleaning the fuck up they go oh it's only like a point zero zero zero one percent that they ever compete you're like well there's two of them going for gold right now. So... But so she does have elevated levels of testosterone. That's without question.

She has way higher levels of tests than any female would have. Do you think that she didn't know this or did she know this? Because it's one of those things where if it looks like a girl, no dick comes out and you're like,

it's a girl. Do they do tests on that? I guarantee you if you saw her naked, you'd be like, that's a woman. That's what I mean though is she just finding's a girl. Do they do tests on that? I guarantee you if you saw her naked, you'd be like, that's a woman. That's what I mean, though. Is she just finding this out too?

So what happened? They're like, she goes to the test and they're like, oh, this person was like born a man or whatever. And then she goes to the test. She goes, as if I'm born a man. They go, we got news for you. So she fought in like a boxing tournament. There was like this Russian boxing tournament last year that her and the other one were kicked out of,

basically because they tested them and they wouldn't reveal the tests, like the results essentially, because they're like, it's a violation of their privacy. The Austin Powers test. Basically, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the sniff test.

But basically they tested them and then they were like- Or Jim Carrey. From Pet Detective. Pet Detective. The Einhorn Finkel test. Yeah Detective. Einhorn Finkel test. Yeah, Einhorn Finkel. Yeah.

But so essentially they tested them at this boxing event last year. And they were like, essentially from the sounds of it, they said it wasn't a DNA test. So I don't know exactly what the test was. They said it wasn't a testosterone test. It was a DNA test. Yeah, it wasn't a testosterone test. It was a DNA test. Yeah, it wasn't a DNA test. But they basically disqualified both of them. They allowed them to appeal at no charge, essentially.

You're like, you don't even have to fund your appeal. We'll cover it. If you want to appeal, you can appeal. And then they both dropped out. So they sort of knew we're not going to be able to pass the appeal. Well, the Olympics have a different standard. So they're just like, well, if your sex is female. But again, their sex is not female.

They're intersex, whereas they do have an X chromosome. So how do they check that? Well, the Olympics doesn't. They're just like, you've been competing as a woman. They're like, we saw you in the showers. It checks out kind of thing. Huge clit. But other than that, I think the size of a fucking lima bean

but you got a baby carrot on you over there but uh anyways so fucking but she does for sure have and if you want like i watched her fight but like the thing i was thinking about because obviously people are like well you can't have a category for intersex it'll be a small category that's an insane i mean there's two of them but they're different weight classes and then like i looked it up and like she's heavier than fucking tank davis like if you know him javante davis or whatever who's like uh how much does she weigh she's 60 she's in the 66 kilogram class so she's probably oh come on brit British Danny. 135 pounds, 140 pounds or something, but Tank Davis, if she had to fight men, Tank Davis would knock her head off

her body, and he's like five inches shorter than her. He would kill her. They're sort of in the in-between. They are in the legitimately like... Just get rid of girls' sports, period. Problem solved. You've got too many problems. Hey, man, I don't know. I'm not in favor of getting rid of beach volleyball just yet. I've seen you perving over it, slobbering

almost online. It was thirsty. You've seen Danny? Every second post is like fucking nice. Danny's Twitter account is just slobbering over women's volleyball. I just love beach volleyball. I mean, I haven't actually watched one. Danny likey.

Hubba hubba. It actually was. He was slobbering over it his tongue was hitting the floor i guess it's the only sport where they kind of look hot while they're doing it but yeah well they wear thongs except except for uh yeah some gymnasts yeah there's lots of them to be honest but then the first day actually of beach volleyball was cold in paris so then they were all wearing like fucking danny's about to fly there and lick the sand. Can I just get some sand? Is there any way I can just get a little souvenir?

You're going to be one of those perverts. It's Star Wars, basically. They did, like, an auction of the girls' jumpsuit, and it went for, like, 140 Gs. And it's obviously just some fucking perv that's about to sniffer. Oh yeah. Unwashed. Unwashed please.

140 G's well spent. Oh if it was washed I wonder if it was washed because if it was washed the value

probably goes way down. Way down. Way down. No sweat stains on there nothing. They got me probably so pissed off if they washed it.

Oh he goes what? It smells like fucking detergent. I just paid a buck 40 for a detergent. I just paid $1.40 for detergent. Be dumb. But anyways, she's going to win. I'm going to lose.

It's also the other side of it's sort of funny because they basically have to... A lot of people were sort of... When they thought it was potentially a trans person, they had to be like, this is her right. We're behind her. And then they're like, it's actually this woman, this intersex. You're like, oh, now I thought I was caring about a trans person, they had to be like, this is her right, like, we're behind her. And then they're like, it's actually this woman, this intersex, you're like, oh, now I don't know. I thought I was

caring about a trans person. Well, the LGBT people are still pumped about it. Like, I was on Twitter searching her. Because edge cases sort of make their argument, right? Absolutely. This is what they've been talking about. Yeah, this is what they've been saying. There's edge cases. And then again, there is a real like, Castor Seminyer or whatever, who is the sprinter,

the Jamaican sprinter. Danny was doing edging cases when he was watching volleyball. It was a bit of a goon case, if you will. But, I mean, same deal. Like, I'm a woman. Like, you know, I guess I have. And then they were like, we want to make you take, basically. Like, she was disqualified from all these events because they're like, you have to take medicine to lower your natural testosterone. And then the argument becomes like,

hey, well, what about male athletes who are just like their testosterone's through the fucking roof just genetically? Well, they don't have another category that they would go in after. Well, I guess. That's the difference. Obviously, the thing is, if your T's this high,

then you compete with men. Right. But the men don't have a version of that. When your T's too hard, you compete with alpha men. Yeah, men would kill her. The Giga Chat territory. So, I don't know. Like, men would kill her.

Like, she wouldn't compete with men. She'd have zero chance there. She would literally get her destroyed. So, it's one of those weird things where you're like, okay, well. They probably have had this before, too. They have. They had it with Kassar Semien. No, but even before that.

Back in the day, they probably had right and left, like all of women's there's probably a lot of dominations that you don't even realize sure and i mean the eastern the eastern germans uh in the i think it was like in the 80s and stuff when east germany was still soviet and it was like a joke like snl used to make fun of them because like all the chicks look like dudes because yeah they're all in the lab well they're all in the lab getting just shot up with whatever like testosterone crazy um like steroids and stuff so like all the eastern germans not an enormous payoff for being that anyway well i think the country is like the cut you know like it's usually the country the country's invested in it yeah the country's invested in it so they're like trying to make these fucking

superhuman people and then you know again they have all they test you for a million things but this is just the edge case i guess fucking it's pretty funny though that it's like this is the one that everyone uh and no one really knows what their stance is on it no i mean yeah i don't know like it's definitely if you're a woman without an x chromosome, you probably feel it's pretty unfair. There isn't a perfect answer where you're just like, well, you should fight with guys. And it was like, well, I don't know. She doesn't have a dick, really.

There are several trans men in the Olympics right now, but they're competing against biological women. So they're still in their born sex class. That's weird. What is it? Just basically like non-binary chicks sort of thing? Basically, yeah.

It's like a non-binary or like... A lezzo that shaved her head sort of thing. Yeah, like essentially. But again, it's not unfair because they're competing against their sex. That's a bizarre one. This is the thing. So where did you land on this stuff finally?

I don't really know. Like, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely... If you're fighting them, it's not fair. But again, like. There isn't a perfect solution. There isn't a perfect.

She's been beat. Because she's sort of the in-between. And she has been beat by women. Like, and she can't fight men. So you can either say you're not allowed to compete. Or, I mean, I personally think it's like, if you're just strictly, you are actually born that way. You didn't just make a decision. Then they're like, for them to be like, you got to take all these drugs to lower your testosterone that that kind of seems unfair

that's sort of weird too it's just like you're giving people like be worse medication almost yeah well literally yeah you're like we have to make you worse like it's the opposite of doping and you are like i was born with this special ability that i'm a girl that's got like a tiny little bit of man in me yeah and i mean also superpowers i'm one percent man yeah i'm like i got these testes up up in me or whatever that's like a superhero that's like you know iron man has the thing she has basically iron man pouch with a couple balls like kinda that's just producing some testosterone that's wild but i mean you watch her fight and you're like man she's fucking waste like she opened up a lot of conversations and this is what uh vox has determined discrimination against trans olympians has roots in nazi germany so you're not trans

not trans i know but they want to clump them together because if they consider that that then it helps their it's kind of funny though she's from algeria algeria and it's illegal to be gay or trans there so then if she wins like they can't they all have to kind of funny, though, because she's from Algeria, and it's illegal to be gay or trans there. So then if she wins, they all have to kind of be like, this is sick. We want a medal, a gold medal, which they don't get a lot of. Go to jail now. But then they all got to be like, but kind of like she's at least gay. She's for sure gay. Is she gay?

For sure. I wonder. I mean, if she's not, her husband probably doesn't love this. I mean, she's got a fucking crew cut, Ryan. No, I'm saying, imagine you had your husband though that was like this is your girlfriend and it was a national scandal that your girlfriend's born a man couldn't be fun no well i just always love when there's like the argument always goes back to the nazis also thought what you think you know who else uh you know like you, hear that? J.K. Rowling? Yeah.

Guess what, J.K. Rowling? You wrote some books. You know who else wrote a book? I think a little someone by the name of Himmler. Himmler. Himmler wrote a book, less popular. Less popular book, yeah. The answer found in historian and journalist Michael Waters,

the other Olympians, fascism, queerness, and the making of modern sports. Someone probably got a lot of money from their university to do that study. The answers found in historians' books, the Nazi era has substantially shaped the conversation surrounding trans athletes today. It's also, whenever they do that, they're always tacitly implying that it was Jews. They're just like, you know, who else hated people that didn't like there were people that were promoting trans idea you know yeah yeah sure serena williams also had another fucking little dust

up at the olympics last one hey man you know what is uh people underestimate i think even in big time athletes like unless you're like michael jordan or something you go hey man people just stop caring as much about you when you retire. When you're not actually competing, regardless, you just take a step down. Well, basically she got denied and she couldn't get into a restaurant.

She couldn't get into a restaurant and she took to social media to be like, everyone who works there should be killed, essentially. It's very, very much like out of control behavior. Well, I mean, know as we all know one of the benefits of having a twitter that has any sort of following is you can complain about stuff you definitely can complain about getting wronged by airlines and people do get on your thing however just being denied from a restaurant there is two parts of this i still think it's like insane behavior if we got denied from a restaurant and someone was going to make a big stink that I knew,

like a girl I knew that was famous was like, I got denied from this restaurant. They're going to pay for that. I'd be like, calm down. Yeah, relax. Let's go to a different restaurant. Stop it, right? But if I was the restaurant and Serena Williams shows up and she was like at the Olympics, you know, in the Olympic city that it's happening in

and she wants to get in you do not want that press just on the odd case i think if you're a restaurant owner you have to be like well give us a second and you're like i'll give you guys a thousand bucks to leave right like you know what i mean you pick a table and you're like i'll give you guys a thousand bucks to wrap up in the next four minutes right like you just don't want the smoke especially if she's if she's looking at her watch being like unless you i mean even if you make her wait five minutes she's like i was made to wait five minutes it does seem like it seems like they're like i'm famous i should never have to wait for anything ever as long and i mean i believe she is an olympian she's like the greatest female athlete probably ever uh yeah i mean she's just kind of i get the idea that if wayne gretzky shows up but it's like

if the thing is if some of these places they have like uh 20 tables yeah and if they're full they're full yeah and if you didn't come everyone knows like okay musicians that are touring and like famous comedians probably more of a musician thing but like when you want to go to a place the guy who's like your tour manager whatever calls the place like an hour beforehand being like we're coming in get us a table yeah exactly that's like a pretty standard procedure showing up and he's like i don't need to call no one i should walk in any place any time and they should just they just basically take the people and catapult them out yeah and 10 years ago maybe that would have worked and apparently they said the restaurant said that they she got community noted on her

thing because she was like they would not let me in the community notes on twitter was like the restaurant actually just had their tables full yeah they just said they were full and they said they she could sit on the patio and she goes me the patio no it's too she's too high profile to sit on the patio they were at least she thinks she is it is a lot of these people are used to just like being doted over 24 7 you're never told no and then the first time you told no it's just like someone should die for this yeah it's got you think you're you may they basically get to this level of fame where they think they should be treated like a medieval queen basically yeah off with her head anyone that said no to me ever about anything yeah i mean you see

that i think a lot with like female actresses and stuff when they start getting a little older and then people maybe you're a little less relevant you know like meg ryan doesn't get into a restaurant she's like i'm meg ryan you're like You haven't been in anything in fucking 20 years, okay? Exactly. So, I saw that... I know you didn't talk a ton about the White Dudes for Harris stuff. No, we didn't get to the White Dudes. But me and Danny have decided that we'll be starting Alpha Giga Chads for Harris.

Yep. Because they've done the White Dudes for Harris, but what they didn't do... Is the Chads. Was just proper a fucking Zoom call of just Alpha Bros for Harris. They wanted to do it, what they didn't do Was just proper a fucking zoom call Of just alpha bros for Harris They wanted to do it but they haven't been able to find a ton No Just a bunch of guys being like

No days off when you're supporting This is a 24-7 All the other people supporting Harris Are fucking sleeping while we're working Yeah you gotta get her elected You want to take extreme ownership of that Kamala vote. Getting gamed. Yeah, the white dudes figured out a thing that they're allowed to be for.

Well, some people didn't like that. Some people did like it. Yeah, white dudes for Trump, I imagine is going to be received a little less swell. White dudes for Trump would get fucking crushed, man. They did that. It was called Charlottesville okay they had that white dudes for harris that would be out that would be like

one of those things if you know i don't think i know anyone that would be a white dude for harris but i hope not i guess i know some comedians i mean we know comedians for sure they did the comedy for harris thing that the new york comedy uh new york that stand-up new york guys did yeah so that i mean they have i mean there's a lot of like a-list comedians who are definitely for sure that was the who's who of hollywood yeah there's a lot of c-list actors who are white dudes for trump well they said white men attempt rare non-threatening gathering of kamala Harris. In the course of human history, politically oriented gatherings of white people have not typically been a sign of fun. When you see a bunch of white people gathering,

all you know is someone is going to get hurt real bad. I mean, there's a lot of self-flagellation going on. Bad things are going to happen when white people get to... Do you know how crazy of an article that is? It'd be like, anytime you see a group of white people...

Everyone knows when you're walking down the street and you see a bunch of white people, you're like run for the hills. It's like fucking world. These people are living in, man. They live in a different world, but they're,

they're feeling good. I see three finance bros when I'm walking down lower Manhattan. It's just like you, you all hide in the sewer, whatever you need to do. You go in a coffee shop, you know, call the cops,

grab your purse, call the cops. Yeah. It's bad news. Always something whatever you need to do. You go in a coffee shop, you know, call the cops. Grab your purse. Grab your purse, call the cops. Yeah, it's bad news. Always. Something bad's about to happen. Yeah, I mean, the white dudes for Kamala Harris is, I mean, it's the same people who you thought it was. Was Rob Reiner there? I don't think, I think it was like. Does he get the call?

I don't know if there was a ton of famous people. Rappaport must be bummed, huh? He goes, fuck, I would have been like one of the main ones. He would have been a huge white dude for Harris, but he can't. Like four years ago. I saw him on an interview talking about whether he was going to vote for Kamala Harris and he was having like a mental breakdown basically because he was just like, you think I fucking would

love to, but it's like she's just not really down with Netanyahu to the point that I'd like her to be. I mean, her husband's Jewish. That's something. I was doing something for him. I think he's toiling over the idea. Yeah, he's going to do the opposite. He's going to be the guy who's. I was doing something for him. I think he's toiling over the idea. Yeah, he's going to do the opposite. He's going to be the guy who's like, ah, I'm voting for Trump.

I think when Trump told him that he, when Trump said that he's Biden administration is secretly Palestinian, I think that really fucking got in the way of his head. Yeah, but I mean, it's so funny because they're secretly, they're like all the people on the left called Joe Biden Genocide Joe.

Like everyone was calling him Genocide Joe forever. Right. So you're like, I don't know. Seeing a bunch of white guys on a mission can be unsettling. Writing this article is something else, man. Oh, yeah. Very unsettling. Like the time that they killed Osama bin Laden.

That mission was unsettling. It was unsettling. It was very unsettling. For Osama bin Laden, it was. If you see white dudes do anything, even if you see the guy stocking shelves, one's fine. If I see two white guys stocking shelves,

I go, what the fuck is about to happen to me? I'm about to turn into a shelf. That's why I don't watch hockey anymore. Democratic organizer Rick Morales decided something needed to be done to activate white dudes for the sake of progressive politics. I just thought this was funny where it said, what we've been trying to do is engage a group of

people whom the left has largely ignored and it was like went on and on but it was just funny that like openly admitting like obviously the we've ignored this completely and they're bad but like you should get involved and you're just like why. But you're like, we haven't changed any of that. But like, you just. Yeah, we still think you're bad. But we need you. Trust me. You think we're bad.

Even being in this group, we're going to get some flack. But for some reason, you should be about this. And if she wins, you're still going to be bad. Yeah, this ain't helping. You're not getting any points. Like, if she wins, it's not going to be like, hey, we're going to go back. We're going to just be done with all that white guys are bad thing you're like no white guys are gonna be worse under kamala harris the feminist tiktoker tricking men into handing their phones over so she can add

them on instagram but she's actually signing them up for the kamala harris emails boom there you go i'll tell you what it is fun funny when you see what it looks like when they turned the taps off on joe yeah like the media taps and then when they turn them back on because the taps were turned off and it was a drought he was dry he was in the sahara desert i mean he wasn't even getting a drip of fucking water for these people they didn't even and then when the taps get turned on my friend yeah we're talking fire hoses we're talking sprinklers they were taking dump trucks over there and dumping water the taps were officially on in a way that i've never seen before in my life man hey man full sprinkler system firehouses joe biden the legend

i would love man it must be actually nice though he's up to what joe's up to right now i mean being the president i guess i guess what does that look like i don't what does that look like i mean they get the odd photo op of him and then i like that right now on like online there's like all these things of uh people being like i bought this super realistic latex mask and then uh that you just like for like three hundred dollars and you put it over it and just look like a different person and then all these people are like that's what you're buying oh sure yeah to do with joe biden i'm telling you ma'am i would love just to have a day i i mean i guess the one problem with it when when the news comes at you and they love you you know it's a countdown to when they

switch on you sometimes sure except for someone like obama i think he's not he's been in the pocket with the taps on forever they're they're they're uh obama could take a shit in the fucking in part in congress and the articles would be like why shitting in congress is actually amazing right but uh if you had like a day where just the media was just like this guy's fucking packing heat you know what i mean he's never not pleasured a woman it would be nice to have that kind of heat on you for a second oh i mean kamala's gonna have it non-stop i've never seen the cnn like the msnbc's their whole just thing just changed completely their mood when when biden they were like we're so fucked and then kamala harris came i know we haven't

really talked about i haven't really talked to you that much about this stuff since it's happened other than group chats here and there. But they are fucking full blast in a way that is like, oh shit. And I mean, the polling numbers are like... I've seen it working with regular people, man. And I'll tell you what, whenever you see the... I've always kind of even been saying this forever.

Whenever a movement is winning, they start kicking people out. And when they're losing, they start talking about what they need to do to bring everyone together. And I've watched even sides of the internet being like, hey guys, come on,

we need to stop saying this and start saying teamwork. You know what I mean? And you're just like, that's what people do when they feel like they're losing. The Harris-Waltz campaign, they dropped those camo hats last night

that I'm like, if I see someone wearing them. What did they do? Because she announced to her vice president. I know, I watched this speech. Tim Waltz,'re like their new merch is uh harris wall's camo hats because they're trying to get like the the america vote the america vote right because he's like i have

guns he's like i just want common sense gun control i like to hunt dude i watch this guy here's the hat do his speech that's the hat but they. Everybody's like, this hat's fucking fire. All the fucking hypebeasts are going to win in the election. But I mean, I'm predicting. Unpredicted right now, which is generally one of the better prediction sites.

Has Kamala Harris up 10 cents? I have her up in my own personal polls. She's up for sure. Just in my own personal. I'm telling you sure yeah i'll just say my own personal i've i'm telling you girls are fucking i've been i said that it's like they're kryptonite man yeah man they're they're they basically every person i mean obviously this is all people but they've convinced people to have a full-time job like supporting people for free like you know what i mean yep i mean but and then trump's just i mean as usual getting bullied i was even thinking i

watched the speech where he did the black conference or whatever. He needs to get shot again. He needs to get shot a bunch more times if he wants any of that clout again. But basically, they go to him and they go, it's funny because they go, you know, what are you going to do for black jobs? And he's like, oh, for black jobs? They go, what's a black job? It's like, it's literally hold that for a second. And they go, why the fuck are you holding that?

He's getting like old school, high school bullied. Sure. I mean, again, I guess he's in a tight spot because he has to show up. The only thing that could save him is if he has like an insane debate against Harris where he just like wipes the floor. I mean, yeah, a lot could change. I mean, the steam could go on this, but it was interesting watching the VP speech because he was trying to do a wrestling thing like he was kind of doing what trump does he was like he was taking these big speeches you know bill maher like we kind of say it's like the best of twitter that week essentially jokes yeah this guy was doing like the best of like the tiktok meme campaigns they're

trying to really hit the gen z's yeah and he was kind of he you know and apparently a lot of people say that they picked him because the jewish guy was out yeah because the jewish guy was a little too jewish exactly which i guess that does happen you know yeah i mean he served in like he volunteered for the idf when he was like 20 i think he was probably even cnn was like yeah it seems like he probably went into the first meeting and he was like and you know am i gonna get a schmeckle of that media and they go we need to have a talk here this is not gonna fly i mean there's also this thing where you possibly covered up a murder so that probably wasn't good well it's funny because his whole thing and he goes is he goes you know i just want to say something this is a thought that i had that jd vance guy is weird

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Yeah, for sure. Like, that's weird. And their platforms. You go, what do I think on this? Imagine any normal person goes, what do I think about this? And then you bring in 20 people and you go, hey, do I like Mexican food or do I not like Mexican food? They go, polling shows, they like it when you like Mexican food.

You go, I'm a Mexican. I like a nice queso any person my chips exactly any person who chooses the things that they think based on a group of people telling them which makes them low more likable is gonna be a little weird yeah i mean white dudes for harris is straight up just like what does she like oh yeah yeah yeah we like that she likes baseball then i guess i like baseball i love baseball exactly i did watch him one jd vans interview and he was swearing a lot and that was a little weird with the knock voice yeah he was no like after the first he said shit like four times and i remember being like this guy's saying shit a lot and then i was noticing it and then he said like nine more times he was like fucking i don't even give a shit like

those people what the shit like he just kept saying shit and i did notice that he was saying shit a lot all right so he does i was like i just did notice that how much shit has become more acceptable though they say shit on cnn now i guess so but i heard them the other day they use the term shit test it just struck me i wasn't going in to hate him like i don't give a shit right and then i just noticed that uh he was saying that a lot which it just struck me as like maybe on purpose yeah where you're like yo swearing is sick people love swearing that's the polling the nelf boys audience they love it when you sit you drop an s-bomb a carrot occasionally that's what they like and his producers on the side being like enough as well

but the one thing i think people you know it's almost like a good thing where you go if you kind of remove the party politics part of it and you're just like their whole thing is being like republicans are weird you go that marks officially the end of calling everyone a nazi era yeah that's the new nazi well right we'll be getting a vox article being like why weird is the new nazi that's yeah they're combining them like they're just gonna be like weirds is just a synonym for nazi now in case you didn't realize well i think they decided they realized that being fun works a little better than scolding. But again, yeah, it's like this is obviously geared towards

women. It is funny because I talk to people on the call-in shows and stuff. They're doing two things. They're like, white dudes for Harris and the other thing is like, that guy is fucking weird. And you're just like, those are 14-year-old girls. Branding for girls. Girls vote. That's the thing. Girls do vote.

On the call-in shows and stuff and talk to people they'll be like yeah i'm like some guy like came into my talking to he was like a pretty like like hood dude or whatever and he's like loves trump and you're like and then all these people like yeah that's like so it's kind of like switching in that sense well but i'm like i don't know if those people are actually gonna go vote well i see what you're saying yeah but like so it's like it is there is like this shift but i don't know if those people are actually going to go vote. Well, I see what you're saying. Yeah, but like, so it's like it is, there is like this shift, but I don't know if the shift's enough. Like a lot of people are like, well, you know, girls do love voting. Chicks love voting, especially when you threaten them with these fake things like taking away their abortions.

Like, I don't think Kamala Harris has any policy where she's like, we're bringing abortions back. Like, she's not going to undo them getting rid of Roe v. Wade. No, no one got in their heads. And I'm, this is market research of like actual women yeah that are you know that would be this person their ideas like they really did the project 2025 stuff really did get in their heads where they and then you go trump's like okay he doesn't want that stuff and they're just like he does he does like it got in their head that

like that's politics is you just ascribe these things to your your opponent right but also this might be biased people that they're like they're post-rationalizing why that you know what i mean i mean i have my uh wife's like her she has like a cousin and her cousin was like i'm voting for harris like over the abortion thing she's like they have daughters and they're like yeah they're like he's taking you're like you live in new york nobody's taking your abortion i know it's crazy it's one of those things where you're like you nobody's taking your abortions ever they're not going anywhere and they're like no no they wanted to make abortions illegal in the whole country you're like no they don't in my opinion i don't think she's gonna undo the roe v

wade thing well there but there's two sides there's sort of like two republicans right like we said this before but there's like the sort of the tech crypto version yeah which is free speech figure the budget out blah blah blah right yeah and then there's a sort of the tech crypto version, which is free speech, figure the budget out, blah, blah, blah. Right. Yeah. And then there's a sort of socially conservative Republicans that's more like their big things are like abortion, Christianity, ban porn, like that kind of stuff. And it was like that kind of stuff. When it started having like a big influence, it was like, yeah, I could see that people weren't going to be on board with that.

No, people don't. That's popular. Yeah. That's always been like just. I think people realize free speech is up for grabs you know what i mean it's like free speech is the one thing where it's like you can switch and be like we're the free speech people now you know what i mean and then all it takes is like well you can always point to examples of like i mean you know if you point to the project 2025 thing or whatever like lots of things we go well i, they were saying they're the free speech, but look at all these things they've done recently that are kind of anti-free speech or whatever.

Well, it's because the social conservatives are really, really bad at coming up with things that people like. Yeah. You know what I mean? And so they just sort of like, they usually come up with, I feel like social conservatives usually be like, oh, we'll the the left stuff and then we'll do we'll do our version of it

but it's just like what they don't realize you're like it wasn't working all that good for them no do you think the republicans should kind of amp it up and be like straight up they're gonna chop your kids dicks off like that's what they should go like just go really hard being like into that i don't know go look if you have a kid that has a penis and you vote for kamala harris i think is gone so this is if i was okay so if you go if i was on their campaign and being like what you guys need to do a little bit i i think it's a hard one because all of the people like i've said there's so many like social conservative influencers that have these enormous voices that they can point to just the way that when super like crazy fucking you know progressive people saying all the crazy stuff you could point to them so there's like a lot of uh

if you were you know liberal tiktok or whatever there's a lot of people saying you know i actually don't think that there should be ever abortions right there's a lot of that they can sort of point to yeah so the idea that you're sort of saying like turn that up where you're just like fear you're essentially turning up the fear-mongering yeah i don't know if the fear-mongering is like so yeah because they're the republicans are big on the border stuff but like i don't really know if people in liberal states like obviously people in the like you know the arizona's and the texas they care about the border but like trump's gonna win those states anyways and a lot of the other states like people in washington or whatever or like you know middle america like i don't think they care about the

migrants that shit that much like that's not their top decision because it's not affecting them as much they see it on the news and they're like yeah i don't care that much about the migrant thing a lot of people are like inflation and the board are not the abortions you know i think that the probably it's one of those things where okay if you look at things like a month ago right and you're just like everyone on the right it's like we got this locked up right and then now everyone's kind of like they got locked up like things change very quickly. I think one thing that you do is, and I kind of think about this with media sometimes, where it's like a lot of times there's stuff happening in the world where I'm just like, oh, I'm probably one of the best voices to talk about this. And then there's certain times where something happens where I'm like,

a lot of times, here would be an example. Like the guy with the balls who jumped over the thing and his balls hit the thing. I'm like, that's very funny yeah but that is the pole vault but that in my opinion that's like something where the tank sinatra's chay's really good at that stuff i'm kind of like that's not really like i'm not the best person in the world to like make those jokes you know what i mean it's just maybe a little too like meme culture for me right so sometimes you just have to like wait uh sometimes there is no move to make, and you're just like,

we'll see what it looks like in two weeks and see if there's maybe a better play. So that's the only advice. Also, Trump is... They are sentencing him for his crimes, his felonies. Oh, man. World's fucking weird right now.

I think September, he was trying to get that pushed off after the election but they're not doing it so who knows what happens there and also maybe he's just like september 15th is just like reporting for jail like i don't know imagine i don't know there is so much of that stuff though that is like the white dudes for harris kind of stuff where yeah enough of that stuff it's basically i it almost becomes like you're for some people they're choosing between like two chicks and they're like which one grosses me out least

so it's like you know what i mean it's kind of like a race for who can do the least gross stuff to some people yeah yeah maybe yeah i mean he's well yeah who can and also republicans like and gross i mean like you know seems like aggressive stuff that they don't like yeah and where it's like i don't want to see more of this bullshit for sure trump totally is he's lost all his narratives too like the you know being like uh convicted by his opponent kind of thing like political opponent and being like all the all that stuff the lawfare like nobody's talking about it that was like one of his big things is he's like they're coming after me because i'm like like the opponent like that story's gone the assassination gone all he has

now is like oh she used to be indian she's black now though yeah that's like his like main thing is and i'm like okay i mean well that's his main thing i think well that's what he's been going on a lot recently but as someone who like works in entertainment you're like yeah seen that a bunch of times i was thinking that too oh you don't say someone changed their race to benefit a white dude from the culture you don't say whenever you start seeing the white guy being like i'm actually 125th cherokee so sure speaking of which i'm a cherokee man myself. Well, they do have that thing where, I guess, because I agree with you that you've seen that a ton and it was like, everyone knows what's going on here, but also the game's the game, they think.

But then the other part is like, they also do it when they're sort of looking at him being like, can you believe he said this? There is also that other part of it where you're just like, these people can't decide whether race is like a real sensitive topic that you should never talk about or the only thing you should ever talk about ever you know yeah yeah and i mean again i guess he has a point i think it's just like that's the the thing to focus on is probably not that but i don't even know i don't even know what the thing for him to focus on right now is it if he wants to turn this around well i'm gonna tell you because because he goes oh the border and they go well they're like yeah well we're gonna fix that

they keep saying like yeah well we'll fix that they sort of steal the he goes i'm gonna tell you because because he goes oh the border and they go well they're like yeah well we're gonna fix that they keep saying like yeah we'll fix that they sort of steal the thing he goes i'm gonna fix the border he goes yeah well we're gonna do that that's why i'm saying that i'm if you were if you were like uh on his campaign i think you would be like we wait for a second you know what i mean yeah it's just she doesn't even take fucking she doesn't do any press shit like she doesn't do any press stuff oh that's what i'm saying though so you don't even have her really any gotchas on her because they're like... They really do keep their candidates in the fucking dungeon.

They keep her in the basement. Yeah, she's in the basement, too. Well, she was sort of clapping behind the wrestling speech. Yeah, she was clapping, but... I'll tell you, when we're talking about weirds, though, right? Yeah. So, again, a lot of these politicians are weird because they, you know

Like I said, they choose their personalities Based on focus groups For just power And I'll tell you, Hollywood guys are probably weirder for that But I'd have found a good Will Smith clip That I'm going to show you Of the weirdest shit that I've ever seen in my life You want to talk about a guy that's weird?

This is what Jada did to him So he's watching a joke And just take a peek at this laugh. It doesn't really make sense. I have more Grammys than Will Smith. He's not sure whether he likes it yet. I have the same amount of BET awards as Sam Smith. This is not a human being.

No. I'm going to watch it. We're going to get a second round on that laugh. Listen to this. That's something else, man. He kind of reminds me of like a... He reminds me of like a special needs kind of like kid watching like a Disney movie or something. That's something else, man.

If that guy was at a comedy show, you'd be pointing out that laugh. He's on a lot of meds, I would guess. That's something else, man. He's like, he almost laughed and then he realized maybe the camera's on him. He's like, right, right, right. Really laugh. You know know you like this joke and i think at first he was like not sure if you should be laughing because is this making fun of him right and then he was like it's not making fun of me he's like really you get a fucking chuckle out here now finally someone's coming

to bat for me i think i think this is good make sure you you're a fun guy Will You're a fun guy Let them know how fun you are And then I'll tell you what else This isn't actually me but the Instagram algorithm is sending people this Someone that I'm not going to air them out Because then it'll be their Instagram's freaky Sending them milk shoes Milk shoes In the Instagram advertisement

Advertising It's chair JJ So it's shoes and then you put milk in them Milk shoes I mean In the Instagram advertisement Advertising Shoes It's chair JJ So it's shoes And then you put milk in them And you walk Shoes and milk in them You walk around them

Or it's like a spa treatment Kind of thing Where you just soak your feet in milk Would you ever do this You put your feet in milk I'd have to try it So there's shoes That you pour milk in

And then you soak your feet in them Hey don't knock it Until you try it Maybe that's like the new Cause that's an Asian thing For sure Of course it's an Asian thing And Asians are sometimes pretty far ahead of stuff like we're just walking around with no milk in our shoes like fucking idiots morons well they're like look at our milky ass

feet after you've been on my feet all day asians are cooking around and they know that that actually the feet has the milk and the milk goes into the rest of the body yeah like maybe they're like at the foxconn plant putting an iphone together all the ears off your leg. Maybe they're at the Foxconn plant putting iPhones together all day, on their feet all day, and they're like, I come home, and I'm like, it doesn't feel like I worked at all.

Yeah, you're like, oh, how's it like in a sweatshop? You're like, I don't know, I have milk shoes. Yeah, I have milk shoes. No idea. No idea,

because we invented milk shoes, you fucking retarded Westerners. There might be something to milk shoes. Unless it's a sexual thing. It feels like it. It feels sexual, but... Milk shoes definitely feels like a practical thing. It might be a practical thing It feels like it It feels sexual Milk juice definitely It might be a practical thing

It's like if you ever go to Thailand Or whatever You can go places And they'll do like spa treatments And stuff like massages And then they have these little fish And you put your You literally put your feet

In a fish tank And then the little fish Just eat off the dead skin Off your feet Bizarre shit Yeah But I mean They're up to wacky shit over there.

And then you eat the fish. Another weird thing? Just on the topic of things that are weird? Republicans are weird. They want you wearing milk shoes. J.D. Vance wants you to wear a shoe full of milk. It's funny because they're saying J.D. Vs his coach it's like yes but a lot of people actually are like i'm in a relationship with a tower yeah yeah like how many articles i'm married

to a golf club how many articles that we've read where it's like someone that's like i'm fucking engaged to a pebble yeah but also he didn't even it's not the problem is is like it is a good strategy because then it is fake but then just to have to be defending yourself against that being like i didn't fuck a couch i never did that and then you just seem crazy there's a lot of things like that where it's defending it you're already in trouble that's what drake got into trouble man you can't defend yourself can't defend yourself and i mean the stuff against like you know kamala harris is like yeah they don't even really have that much stuff.

They're like the border. It really is bullying, though, where they're just like, you fucked a couch. Like in high school, all the hot girls being like, you fucked a couch. This guy fucked a couch. Technically, I fucked the glove that was in between the couch. I'm sure a lot of dudes have taken a couch for a spin. Louis had a famous thing on Howard Stern once. When he went on Howard Stern, he was talking about, he talked about fucking a couch and then howard stern was grilling

him on it being like so what you just fucking fucked a couch and he was like i was kind of kidding and howard stern was like what is this yeah it's tough to come back on the topic of weird u.s state department accidentally gives 239 million dollars to the Taliban since disaster in Afghanistan withdrawal. Oopsies. Oops. Rounding error. I actually understand that because I accidentally put 10K on Harvey Weinstein's commissary.

Fucking big whoopsie. Yeah, I was just trying to do a hundo. It was just so funny. This is the kind of thing where it's like three males just getting, ooh, I actually fucking... $239 million just accidentally sent to the Taliban of all places. Yes. Yeah.

RFK has been in some. You want to talk. They're talking about weird politicians. And I actually like RFK. But man, that guy has been in some fucking. I mean, the memes on this one are some of the funniest ones. Well, he just keeps like admitting weird things. Well, this one he had to.

He had to. Because I'm curious how the New Yorker. I listened to his explanation. So basically, his explanation is, he goes, someone killed a bear in New York in their car

and I was like, we can't let a good bear go to waste. So I put the bear in my trunk and then he's like, well, I'll skin the bear,

eat the meat and taxidermy the bear. So he's bringing a dead bear into his trunk in New York. Then he goes to a party. The party goes too late. He ends up having to take a flight. So he's like, I couldn't do anything with the bear.

I didn't have time. And all my friends were like, because cyclists keep killing people in New York and it's this big thing, wouldn't it be funny if we took the bear and then put the bear outside of Central Park on the bike path with a bike there and it looked like it got killed and then it got became the biggest story

in new york yeah dude there's what's going on and they fingerprinted the bike and he was like all my fingerprints are all over this bike and it was just like if this you may be telling the truth but like this is not a great story no i mean i can't imagine he's lying about this but uh yeah like literally people started posting all the local news from that day and it was all hilarious all like interviewing people in central park about the you know this crime scene like it's all taped off and people are like yeah i mean that's hilarious if your friend did that yeah yeah for sure and everybody said well he never thought it was gonna blow up like this but also central park that must have been in his back end of his head,

like this bear scandal is going to fucking come hit me. Probably, but also, I mean, he's just polling solo right now, so it doesn't really matter. Obviously. But it's funny because he wants to be like, everybody's like Trump's going to make him the head of the EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency, and you're like, this guy's ditching bears in Central Park.

Well, he's got a lot of funny ones because he's like, I got worms in my brains. I'm putting bears everywhere. His voice is already weird. He's got a lot of funny ones because he's like i got worms in my brains and putting bears everywhere his voice is already weird he's got a lot of funny things kind of makes me like him more this bear story did in the bear funny i actually did sort of like because you're like oh he's like a prankster yeah he's a prankster because you would think in another life he could have been a youtube prank guy central park area i mean between like i don't know there's other places i mean i can't imagine like though you would be he must have done it like four in the Brent guy. Central Park area. I mean, between here. I don't know. There's other places. I mean, I can't imagine, like, you would be.

He must have done it, like, four in the morning, right? Because you'd be worried, like. Someone's going to see you doing this bear business. Yeah, it's not. And he's, like, somewhat known. He's not, like, the most famous guy in the world. Yeah, because you're still at Kennedy. You're still at Kennedy just dumping a bear, a dead bear. I mean, also, how do you not see

him the first time when he took the bear off the road and put it in the car well that was up in like westchester he was like up in like kind of like the sticks kind of thing so he found a bear on the but yeah to like the interviews of the people they're like yeah it's like you know you see dogs and stuff here politics is never seen right now. It really is a wild-ass time for politics. Yeah. I wonder how the New Yorker found out about it. One of his friends must have ratted him out. He probably lost...

You don't think it was the fingerprint business? Well, it was 10 years ago. No, at the time, they fingerprinted it. But that's what I'm saying. It happened 10 years ago, but apparently he put out this thing with Roseanne because New Yorker's about to write an article about it. That's right.

I said New Yorker commented, and they an article about it. That's what I said. New Yorker commented and they're like, you know what probably happened and he was like, hey, we need to comment on this bear story and he turned around and he goes,

what took you so long? Yeah. There he goes. I thought you fucking never asked. He turns around and he's got like the fucking bear thing

on his head. What took you so long? I want my bear back. What took you so long? He definitely bear back oh that took you so long he did he definitely got away with the bear thing for 10 years which isn't bad not bad i mean he probably thought for a while he was scot-free but also when you start running for president you're like this there's no way the bear's things he almost there are things gonna be kind of uh i mean national story in the event that he ever got like the inner like if trump even considered him for v be kind of uh i mean national star like in the event that he ever got like the inner

like if trump even considered him for vp kind of thing and then you got to do this crazy interview where they like sit down with you and ask you like is there anything the bear business oh there was a bad to dump a dead bear in central park it is funny a lot of people were saying uh you know a lot of my friends do were making jokes like dan carney did a funny one being like his publicist where it's just like is there anything else he's like it might appear like i killed three hitchhikers you don't understand i was actually moving the dead bodies of them i just found them okay i happen to have a lot of dead frogs in my backyard i can explain it's just like a lot of dead shit the mask ban i saw you talking

about this just on the topic of rfk and covid and stuff like that so they finally did a mask ban yeah they banned masks and someone i think there's a bunch of states where like halloween masks are technically illegal which i like i understand it all comes from actually the kkk because they banned like the original mask bans in many states so the kkk had to show their faces and then the kkk was essentially like you know well we have like all these adverse like personal issues and people are trying to like kill us so we have to not show our faces well obviously that's the reason they don't want to show their faces yeah yeah like would they have to really explain well they did well there was like a legal thing like there was like a legal challenge where that was their explanation and then they won the legal challenge

uh no i think they lost because there's several there's because i posted about it and people were commenting there's like there's several states so in covid they basically reversed that and then they're going back to the old one well so yeah well they're going back i don't know if they're going back i like it's just a crime thing but you're still allowed to wear a medical mask but then again you're like metal there are medical essentially it's just gonna be a reason again to just like uh like um stop and frisk essentially and buddy i was on the plane so i had probably one of the most insane plane rides it's mask related i'm not changing subject but uh basically i had a 45 hour flight right because it was three different flights i was in hong kong the whole thing and then basically uh my flight got canceled so i

basically pulled two all-nighters in a row right and then i was at the lounge and i got blackout drunk basically nice so i'm like i've been in airports for 45. I'm basically Tom Hanks. I'm walking around drunk. And I got on the plane, and the two people, and by the way, I'll just tell you, I was drunk where I was to the point where I was talking to anyone. I was getting, dude, a couple people come up to recognize me. I talked to them for 45 minutes. Bought a guy a beer.

Dude, I was to the point where I was just involving myself in every fucking thing that was going on. I was just cruising around the airport. Some guy would have a problem where they wouldn't give him his luggage carry-on. And I'm like, what's going on here? I was like, just fucking give him his luggage. Dude, I swear to God, I'm meddling in all this business, right? And then I sat down.

I've been up for 45 hours. And this couple beside me, both masked up. I swear to God, I almost had a Yellowstone moment. You know the guy from yellowstone did this i was so close to being like the fuck this and then the girl the girl's on her phone they're both on their phones right and i'm kind of looking at them like what the fuck are you guys doing i'm like looking at other people like where was this flight from uh this one was oh buddy i go to i'm in i'm in chicago all the flights to new york get canceled so i

wheel and deal i buy a ticket from chicago to somewhere else uh charlotte okay and then that was going to toronto or sorry to new york and then basically i'm like i figured it out so i take this flight to charlotte and then the charlotte one gets canceled too well i was gonna say like if you can't fly in new York, you can't fly in New York. Sometimes it's just an issue where all the flights there were cancelled. No, I think it was just there's weather. Well, sure. That's insane.

But all the other flights said they were cancelled. This one said it wasn't cancelled, so I'm like, let's fucking do it. If it gets cancelled before I take this flight, I'll do it. Whatever. That's not the important part. The important part is basically I'm just zigzagging all over trying to get back home. Globet globetrotting i'm fucking blacked out the whole time it's five oh buddy i'll tell you how drunk i was it was 5 30 a.m right 45 hours i've been up i'm i'm drinking i didn't sleep at all i'm in the airport i'm not in planes oh you're on

the planes i lied down in the airport i tried to be one of those guys for like five minutes where I just lie down in the airport and I'm like freezing cold and I'm just like, I'm not, I can't just be, I don't want to be. You couldn't go get a hotel nearby? Well, my flight was at, it was like at this point it's 2.45. I wait in the line for two hours to get my flight changed. It's 2.45 and my flight's at eight. It's like, what am I going to do?

Right? I got to be back. It's like, what am I doing? I'm going to, it just doesn't make sense.'t make sense right chopping it up with the janitors kind of i was chopping up on anyone who don't listen i go to the uh i go to the lounge because the lounge opens at 5 a.m i go in the lounge i'm fucking walking around i go to the bar and i'm the bar is not known open till like eight or whatever and i'm talking to this other guy it's like they're not gonna have the fucking you're gonna want to open the bar and this other guy looks at me he

goes yeah i mean it's 5 a.m all right i thought this guy was gonna be one of you this guy's like i mean yeah he goes i just have a 5 a.m i just have a business thing for the day he goes it's 5 a.m but i went so i went to the bar in the airport, and there's cute black chicks working at the bar. And then right when I sat down, a bunch of 20-year-old dudes came up, and they were like, these guys went hard being like, yo, you're my favorite comic, blah, blah. And I talked to these guys for a bit, right? So they leave, and the chick that worked there was very like, oh, who are you? And we got to talking.

So she's giving me free shots and I'm like chatting with her. She's like, Oh, I love comedy. And she's like going off all, all of the things that she loves. I'm like, Oh yeah,

God for you. I'm like buddies with him. She's like, Oh my gosh, this girl's like, she's really impressed. Cause these guys were pretty, you know,

pretty big on, they were gassing me up. Right. So then I was so, I was so like deep into it that this she starts going you know this guy charleston white and she goes him and uh shannon sharp he goes you know i just don't like these black guys that take down black women i'm so in it i'm like if you can't be funny without fucking taking down women you just know put the microphone

down i do not subscribe to that kind of. She goes, what's your Instagram? I'm not on social media. Underground thing. Well, but you take down white women. If you can't be funny without taking down black women, you shouldn't even be fucking on the internet. Yeah, you don't go after black women, though.

I'm going hard, right? But I almost got into it with the mask people. And the one guy with the mask was just looking at backpacks the entire flight. Oh, yeah. Just, you know, make sure. So one girl's looking at Tig Notaro videos and the guy was looking at backpacks. Oh, that sounds about right. Boys, warmer, sunnier days are calling, which is why it's time to fuel up with factors.

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where basically there was a fight and someone got like punched and died yeah so they made a law that you're not allowed to move from one bar to another bar so whatever bar you're at at 1 p.m 1 a.m you have to stay there or maybe it's 12 or whatever so no one's allowed like if you're at a bar and your buddies are like oh i'm at this other bar no wins and outs after like 1 p.m or whatever right when i am yeah so it basically destroyed the bar industry and it's just funny to watch like it's one of those things where like one bad thing happens one guy died from a fight and they're like to stop fighting no wins and outs at bars and then basically like it just like wrecked every bar like killed the fucking bar economy so many people's businesses went under just because like you know mothers are like we have

to do something about do something about this fight it just always shit like that always happens you see the fake uh burger kings the fake burger kings is hilarious so they basically there's a guy in australia who has the australian rights to the name burger king and they tried to buy the guy out they refused the guy refused and now they just said, fine, we'll start our own thing and it's called something else. Hungry Jack's. Hungry Jack's.

So. I think the guys probably now is like the price went down because the Hungry Jack's logos are all set up. Yeah, well, now it's one of those things. It's like when you,

you know, it's the last person to sell a house and some development and they go, fuck you, we're just going to build around you. And now you're screwed.

Yeah, now you're screwed. Now your place is worth nothing. They had interesting stuff. They had a lot of protests in australia so they're like walking down the street kind of like what you see at union square but a lot like times 10 being like the pm is like making you know deals with the communist government to get himself like 500 000 like so apparently there's a lot of like 500 grand i think it was 800 grand he said and it was basically they have these contracts, and then after office, they get these huge contracts

with the Chinese government. So there's a lot of people complaining about the corruption there. People were less fat, but there were a lot of girls that would look like Hannah Gadsby walking around. I even saw an Asian Hannah Gadsby, where it's just sort of chubby with the haircut. The Hannah Gadsby look was popular over there. Sure that wasn't a guy?

On first guess, I'd like to see the XY chromosomes. I might have been a man. I had a fat flight attendant that I couldn't sleep because every time she walked through the aisle, she bumped me. And I'm not even saying that to be funny. Legitimately, I was in the aisle and this girl was too fat to walk through the aisle without bumping everyone. So she walked by every 15 seconds. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And then i just couldn't sleep on that one so i think that there should be a weight limit for flight attendants yeah there's no homeless people that's an interesting

thing i mean there's none or they're just because i remember there are i did not see one because a lot of their indigenous population is is i think they maybe just ship them out the kind of thing or or they have really good social services. Well, you want to talk indigenous people. Something that fucking blew my mind is there indigenous people who refer to themselves as black there. They are black. They're not, though. Yeah, they are. Their skin is not black.

Some of them are. Well, here's the thing. So I got to the bottom of it. Yeah. And apparently what happened. Why are we whispering? I'm just speaking. I know it's

jarring when i don't speak at a really loud volume this is just saying that people might hear just a sensitive subject so what happened is apparently they were black so a lot of the indigenous people there were very black but it's like a bit of a different it's like a different thing it's like almost like black but still with like different hair okay you know what i mean kind of like when it's almost like when you see like a really really dark indian guy yeah and then kind of like how they had these kind of like catholic schools in a in canada yeah basically one of the big things they did was they they were like we want uh all the natives have to like basically or aboriginals have to um assimilate well they have to like marry they like they were like we want white people and them to breed so we basically

breed out the like aboriginals i don't know the full story this is yeah you know that might be the there might be another version of it but that's kind of the story that they're saying like that was the big like uh traumatic moment of the for them they were basically like there was laws where they're forced so all these guys kind of look like almost a lot of them look almost like you know like probably kind of around the same color as natives here like maybe like a they look like an Indian guy they have hair like you maybe yeah but they refer to themselves as black yeah maybe it changed a lot when I was there like Nima for example was For example There's guys that look like Nima You know what I mean

And if they were like Saying the n-word and stuff And they're like I'm black And you'd be like You're not though Do you know what I mean Sure Maybe they have different versions

I guess it's how like Logic or someone like that Is like I'm black And you're like But people kind of don't buy it But it's this weird thing Where they just have A complete different

But you're like You follow American culture So you know that It's just they have A different definition have a complete different but you're like you follow American culture so you know that it's just they have a different definition for the word black they almost look like Sri Lankan that's what I said yes but in their mind they're like well yes because they forced my like ancestors

to like have sex with white people and make me or make my parents or make my parents yeah so this is kind of the vibe but it's interesting they call they'll be like a black guy Are they putting them in front of the LGBT there? Or are they behind on that? Oh I wonder if they're on the LGBT thing

Like in Canada? Are they kind of getting their come up? I don't know I think that's the main issue there But they don't have You were mentioning I think the idea is They just have a crazy socialist state Where they probably give them houses and a lot of rehabs and all that sort of stuff.

But the big difference, one of the big things is a lot of those programs are easier to do when you don't have any borders. So like they have very tight immigration and you're just like, dude, if you want to like, you know, illegally migrate to Australia, it's like you can't even get on the plane without your visa. So you basically have to take a boat. Yeah, and I don't know if they do it anymore, but I remember there probably five years ago, if you came by boat, they literally put you in these crazy detention centers immediately. They don't fuck around the United States,

where they go, we'll give you an asylum claim. They're like, no, no, no, no asylum claims. You're going to prison. So I think people are a little more on board with socialist policies when you're like or social policies for stuff like that when you're just like we kind of know how many people here and we know what it costs or whatever blah blah blah so it doesn't like bankrupt a city like the problem that's happening in new york or whatever right but anyways it's just interesting it's like jarring living in new york to be like there's no people Just like kind of Walking around the streets

Trying to kill you It's nice It's nice Nice society And my last comment was They don't do coffees They only do espresso machines Which is

Drives me nuts Oh you know what Another thing I remember Everywhere you go It's like Hey would you like A sip of coffee I don't know if they still do it

But I remember there Which is crazy Is if you ever go to Any fast food place They charge you For the ketchup packets What the fuck Yeah I don't like that No I don't like that at crazy, is if you ever go to any fast food place, they charge you for the ketchup packets. What the fuck? Yeah.

I don't like that. No, I don't like that at all. That is not a free society. What kind of shit is that? What? You're going to decide... What kind of communist shit is that? I'm going to decide how many ketchup packets I need up front.

And you've got to wait in ketchup packet lines? No, thank you. I don't know if they changed that, but when I was there, I remember like, what do you mean I've got to pay for ketchup packets? Yeah, no, thank you. But all in all, the trip was good, everyone, all the shows were packed and all the people there were like pretty cool. And all the guys I hung out with, like all the Australian comics were cool.

Although I did get in a conversation where they were talking about, uh, uh, talking about, um, like a lot of the guys there were like, you know, we think that Australia is going to be like a hub. Like a lot of people are going to move there. And I was like, are you guys out of your fucking mind? You have Arj Barker. They think that like in their mind, like some of these guys talk about Australia,

like, oh yeah, we're probably like next up. Next up, sure. And it was like, are you fucking... I don't think so. They think that they're like, they're the next like America. Like that's how they see it. And I was like, you guys are fucking out of your mind, dude.

I mean, you guys aren't even the next Canada. Maybe they're the next Canada. Probably a similar population. I mean, yeah, they't even the next Canada. Maybe they're the next Canada. Probably a similar population. I mean, yeah, they're the next Australia. Yeah, that's true. You already have your frame of reference already. That's what you're saying. You are Australia and you will remain Australia.

Okay. The Rock. Oh, there's two. The Rock and Mr. Beast are both in some trouble. And Mr. beast is interesting because i think i might have put a hex on him we're saying that i wasn't happy with him the way he was treating people and that's kind of a big part of what he's in trouble for well the main thing is the the other stuff with you're saying it's the chris tyson stuff that started that right

well that's what started the whole thing but then they started going back to mr beast and you're like he kind of like they're saying what I'm saying, where he basically like would get people to be on his, uh, programs and basically, you know, kind of screw them over. And then,

you know, people are like, I need diabetes medication. And he's like, you're fuck you. Yeah. Whatever. And I said,

I'm obviously it's not him, no, but I'm just saying like, I've, I know people that it's like, the guy kind of screwed them over. Right. And it was like, if you're going to run like a, I'm the nicest guy in know people that it's like, the guy kind of screwed them over, right? And it was like, if you're going to run like a

I'm the nicest guy in the world operation, same with Alan, you're just like, well, you kind of need to be like, hey, we have to be, we can't be dicks to everyone. Yeah, you got to treat them very well. We can't screw people over. We can't make someone wait in a trailer and then for three days and then send them home

and be like, you're not getting paid for that because it's like, our whole thing is how nice we are yeah for sure and you're promising them that being said his fans are one-year-olds so i don't think it matters that's true yeah but uh yeah the mr beast thing is what was he has a games thing coming up like one of the mr beast games i think it says a shot in toronto are they doing in toronto but uh they're just like a thousand people they were like there's no food and stuff hilarious they're like is this the game you go no no this is not this isn't actually the competition we're just you're just you're just in a holding for starving people and then there was like and then they found

out after the fact that they actually brought in 2 000 people so then a thousand people got cut and they like weren't feeding them and stuff yeah that's what they do they're just bringing that that's the problem it's like they'll sometimes be like you know in casting a lot of times you'll be like put on hold but it's like they're doing and you get it if you're an actor you're just like if you're an actor until you're the top guy you're like you will be treated like fucking but also garbage you have to go home when you're on hold you're like sitting in your house on hold you're not sitting in a fucking pen in the middle of the woods. But if you just take like a normal guy from Facebook, that's like some guy from the Midwest or whatever,

some random country. And you're just like, I'm going to treat this guy like shit. It's like, it's mean now. And it's like, bye Mr. Beast. You're like,

why would Mr. Beast do this to me? Why won't Mr. Beast let me get my insulin? It is. I guess it's at that point where all these celebrities who have really, really pushed their nice guy image, it's like they're just toppling down a little bit. Yeah. Everyone. You don't want to be too nice. You don't want to be too nice because it's not real ever.

No. You know what I mean? It's like there's too much information for you people to have like these insanely fake brand images, right? Yeah. But I think that The Rock had a funny one because basically he made this $11 million deal with the army to do like five Instagram posts, by the way. This guy's fucking life is nuts.

A million bucks a post. Buddy, everything The Rock posts, like you watch him like drawing with a pencil. He's like, he got money from that pencil company. He's walking down the streets. The shoe company paid him. The pants company paid him. I've actually seen things where he makes these deals. He eats at a restaurant.

You're like, they just gave him a million dollars for that post. This guy is living an insane life, right? So everything he does, you're like, hey, why don't you walk into this store? It's like, okay, that's paid. That's paid. Million, please. Everything this guy posts. We're trying to stiff the army, though.

Well, he sort of stiffed the army because he did a half-assed Instagram post. Well, he just didn't. They were like, you owe us more posts. And you're like, how hard is it to just make some fucking... They're like, we gave you the post. You just have to post them. And he didn't want to post them. He's like, I don't want to post them.

But then on top of that, the army said they weren't working. And it made recruitment numbers go down. I don't working and it made recruitment numbers go down. I don't know how it made recruitment numbers go down. I don't know about that. That's crazy to blame The Rock. He goes, yeah, people don't want to be in the Army anymore. You know, his fault is The Rock. The Rock's Instagram post.

The Rock's Instagram post. We were really excited. It is possible that The Rock is not really... Because people see The Rock as a little bit like soft and fake. You know what I mean? Yeah. So maybe he's not really tapping into the people. It's like you're willing to post the two, but five is your limit?

Or you go, I don't know. Well, obviously, if The Rock doesn't want to do more posts, you call him and be like, hey, I'm not going to do more posts. Here's your money back. Yeah, here's your money back. But I guess he didn't. I mean, the United States military is probably not the enemy you want to be making either. Oh, I didn't even think of that.

But I guess the issue, too, was they were going to do a big promotion during his football league the what is his new football league if you're running a football league you gotta have the army as a partner man yeah i mean that the nfl does like you see big ads of course you got it on the nfl and then i guess people are like nobody's watching this shit so those posts didn't do well the only way i mean this is one of those things where they kind of have to learn this lesson all over and over and over again. The way that you get dudes to do things is you convince them that you have to convince the girls that it's cool to do. Because you have to convince the girls to fuck these guys. Yes.

Like that's, you know, as much as you watch history, when you look at every different time, recruitment numbers go up. When girls like, you know, that's how they get people to do forever. Well, wars too but you can't always have those what do you mean forever they would get guys to be uh like you know oh i don't want to be like a fucking police officer they go girls love a man in uniform like oh i got such meaning you have but if it works it's real right so it's not a scam no you're like, if girls actually believe that, and you can convince girls of things, where you're like, this is a valiant thing for a guy to be, that's hot. You see that guy that just went to serve for his country?

That's hot. And girls are like, well, then I should suck him off then. And then if you can get that system, then guys are willing to do that trade-off where you're like, hey, listen, chance you die, but you're going to get a sniz-poo-tsunami after you're done. Every guy's willing to do that trade-off where you're like hey listen chance you die but you're gonna get a sniz tsunami after you're done every guy's willing to do that trade-off so maybe they should be

getting sponsored posts from kim kardashian kind of yeah legitimately that's what you need you need to get kim kardashian and do a sponsored post where like it's so hot when i put my you know my new boyfriend when p davidson wears the army outfit i just die yeah i love it oh my god i'm drew i just die like our enemies overseas yeah if you if you can if you convince like hot chicks to do posts where they say oh my god it's so fucking hot to be in the army that is how you get recruitment job yeah i wonder if they're gonna try that i don't think so probably not probably not they probably can't afford to Kardashian. Because Rock sort of convinces, he sort of seems phony a little bit. I don't think there's a lot of guys.

Yeah, but he's also all jacked and Mr. America kind of deal. I know, but was he even in the army? No. Well, then I don't know. It's like, he's just like support the troops kind of guy. But you're like, yeah, you support every cause. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing you don't support.

That's true. He likes a lot of causes. He supports everything. So it's like, you know, at that point, it's like you support the army no shit you support everything yeah well just speaking of armies i do a pretty good job of yeah segwaying these things right sure so this is the the final boss of women most affected war shatters the dating scene for women in ukraine that's too bad women are having a hard time war is hell but this is uh on women it's war is hell on women this is new york times by the way we're not talking this is in some small publication this is the

lie in new york times this is the line and cry in new york times who is saying that women in ukraine are having a really hard time and they actually have done this piece being like can you imagine being one of these women whose life is so affected by the dating scene being bad because the guys keep dying yeah because there's like all the guys come back and they don't and some of them are like the guy's not dead but she's like he only has one leg. Icky. Yeah, she goes. She gave her the ick, and the guy had one leg. Yeah, the one leg gave her the ick a bit. She has to deal with having. Lost his leg fighting for your fucking freedom, and kind of yuck.

For the past two and a half years, weird name, Katerina Barakna, I think, Barakna, has wanted to meet someone special, but war keeps getting in the way. Ah, war. She met a soldier, but then he was sent to the front lines she traded text message with another man but those fizzled because he was no me to no mood to meet fearing he might soon be drafted on the dating app bumble she thought she liked the looks of this hipster but then when she scrolled through his photographs, she noticed his amputated leg. Poor fucking thing. Now, he is a hipster.

Did he just amputate it because it's cool? He thinks that's the new trend. It might be. Like, that might just be a hipster trend. That's the new trend. He goes, I'm a pacifist. I'm not playing with shit. Oh, no, no, no, no. Sorry.

No, no, this is a cosmetic amputation. I wasn't in the army. I just identify as a one-legged guy. The nerve of them to write this article. Yeah, you don't have to write every article. That's a tough one. Yeah, to just be like, yeah, poor thing. You go, yeah, I mean, I guess it'll suck.

If I was this girl, I'd be like, are you sure people are going to empathize with me in this scenario? This is kind of what I'm going for, is to kind of get some sympathy, Dick, here. I know. Yeah. By the way, though. Although, if the war ends and you make it back, dude,

Sniz City. Just thinking that. It's Guelph all over again. You're in gender studies class for your whole life. Your whole country is gender studies class. Legitimately? What, I'm the only guy right here? That is probably one of the war things

when you're in a real war like Ukraine and Russia are where a lot of people are dying. You're just like, if I don't die. Oh oh that's probably how they're fucking gassing them up look defeat the enemy you'll have so much sniz waiting for you your dick's still working you go the doctor goes yeah you're gonna need it you're gonna have some honorable discharge coming in a hat bad boy you know what i mean you go i've noticed that your dick is a little sore the guy goes my dick's not a little sorry he goes no no no it will be it will be wait till you get back i've noticed that your dick has clinical wetitis

soaking yeah and i don't think even the ukrainian chicks like they're not gonna all become lesbians like they wouldn't know here they're here like to all become lesbians like they would here. No, here they're... Here, like in Brooklyn, for whatever, they send them, all these people disappear. Well, that's one of the things she said, is she goes,

it's also, I'll just read it. There's... I don't know where it is. We'll get there. I looked at his profile for 15 minutes and felt so sorry for him, said Barakna, 35,

a marketing director for a clothing brand in Kiev. She wondered if she could handle a relationship with a maimed war veteran. Then she swiped left, removing him from potential matches. I felt I'm not ready for that. So that's the kind of trauma that she has to fucking deal with. Yeah, she's got a lot of trauma to deal with. She had to swipe left on a guy with no legs. Definitely swipe left on some no-legged broads. Well, sure.

But would you now have the fucking audacity to be featured in an article about what you had to go through swiping left on this fucking fat chick with one leg? No. No, that dies with me and everybody who watches this podcast. You never talk about it ever again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're definitely not trying to be a victim of this. Dating women who are sex trafficked is really hard for men. That's the equivalent. Yeah, basically. For women, the problem is particularly acute. Tens of thousands of men have died. Many more are on the front lines. Some have fled the country,

and others are reluctant to leave their homes, fearful of being stopped in the street by draft officers. In cities like Kiev, the capital, the presence of men, has noticeably dwindled. In some villages, conscription has hollowed out the male population. This leaves a small percentage of men who are ready and want relationships, said Margarita. So it's not just one girl.

They found a couple girls. And they are swimming in it. Let's get there. The guy who somehow dodged the draft because they're like yeah i got bunions and they're like dude it is all you can eat buffet right now it is a little bit though if you can give yourself an injury you are you're like would you you know give like stab yourself so you can get snizz oh i mean i'm sure tons of people did that to not go to the war i'm sure yeah but there's a secondary component of it where you're fucking bathing in the net yeah yeah i'm sure there's a bunch of dudes who just like hit their hand with a fucking hammer to not go to the war. I'm sure tons of people Yeah, but there's a secondary component of it where you're fucking bathing in the net.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's a bunch of dudes who just like hit their hand with a fucking hammer to not go to the war. Several women have said in interviews that they're worried

about dating servicemen who might have war trauma. Oh, you're worried? Oh, chicks don't love trauma anymore? Go, we like childhood trauma. War trauma gives me the ick.

We like fake trauma. Yeah, not real trauma. We don't like war trauma. We want we like fake trauma yeah not real trauma we want a guy whose parents were divorced even though 50 of people's parents are divorced and he has some issues with it imagine the guy being like man i got so much trauma it's gonna be sick when i get back and they go not that kind of not that kind of trauma we're not talking we don't want that much trauma the war is also heightened ideological divides. This is what I meant to find. Crushing potential relationships that may have blossomed before the conflict. Some women now refuse to date draft dodgers, saying that they are unpatriotic. So, they're doing what I just said.

They've convinced girls that you don't want no small dick draft dodging man. So, they don't want the draft dodgers. They don't want the draft dodgers they don't want the war heroes what do you want ladies make up their fucking mind make up your fucking mind broads can't make up their mind they just i mean it is a classic woman thing they go yeah we just want the most heroic dudes 40 kills with no drama didn't get touched i didn't get touched doesn't has no problem falling asleep at night but he's also soft Yeah he's a little softy He likes cats

But you know Likes animals They want Rambo Yeah they literally want Rambo Well they don't No Rambo would be Too much trauma Way too much trauma

They don't want Rambo They want Rambo But like in No they want What's that But like Harry Styles Rambo They want the guy from Dune Yeah yeah

Exactly Chalamet Yeah like a Buck 30 dripping wet but somehow just murdered everyone that's the idea you know there's two of those guys the strain on war on ukrainian men is evident in the dating apps observing that many look very depressed and tired that's just that's just eastern european some of those that's just russian just Russian It's funny to think of All sour face

They just look like me Yeah his photo on the dating app Five swipe and it's the same pose Just in five different places This is what we call smile This is smile I am smiling Why smile? Nothing to smile for

That's his caption. Swipe right if you want the good time. So that's not doing it for us. Some of the guys look depressed. Oh, you don't like the depressed boys. Some of them even look tired. Like, all right, you might have to lower your standards here a little bit. There's a lot less guys available, period.

She and other women said some of the men's mood was gloomy oh yeah i'd be pretty gloomy if i was about to get fucking drafted into the meat grinder well that's the thing you're you're fucking five minutes into this guy paying for your dinner and you're like you're kind of bumming me out it goes any day i could be deployed and she goes yeah uh check please yeah you're gonna grab that isn't really, I'm not vibing right now. The vibe is kind of off because I'm trying to like just have fun. And you're kind of bringing me down a bit

with this whole getting drafted business. Yeah, you're inflicting your trauma on me right now. Look, I get that your whole family has been murdered, but... I'm not really feeling the vibe. Okay, we have the cap of the week now, too. Cap of the week. Cap of the week. Forget bad boys.

Now, every woman wants a simp. Openly romantic men who are obsessed with their girlfriends and constantly post photos of them like tom holland and travis kelsey are the new ideal as women reject unhealthy power dynamics so okay be taylor swift and then you'll get travis kelsey fuck off well there's that part of it but also the second part of it is women saying we're officially done by the we're done with the bad boy done with the bad boy for the last thousand years okay this is i'm not buying the no you're not i'm officially done with the bad boy you're like oh what's your new match

famous football player who's soft yeah trust me this is you are hardwired to like the bad boys this is the same as the um this is sort of the same as the ukrainian thing where they're just like you know i don't want the bad boy yes you do and they go i don't want the bad boy what do you want billionaire nice guy they don't want you so i know it's kind of crazy they didn't seem to love tail uh none of them were talking about travis kelsey as much before he daily no no no he was tom holland's the type now you know you don't say you don't oh you like harry styles do you crazy you don't say fucking wacko oh yeah what a switch

even though that's not true well the other part of this that's even funny is like those guys a lot of these guys that they go he's posting his girlfriend non-stop on social media you know like kanye west does that it was like uh yeah and you know what they're probably doing like once they like they're probably taking the photo like this and then being like you're standing wrong no no no no is anybody being like oh yeah kanye's wife is really being treated great yeah exactly these guys that just post their girlfriend non-stop a lot i know guys but by the way most people that you know that are just like non-stop posting with a girlfriend that is the oldest thing in the book where they're these are two psychopaths yes for sure and the guy's just like he's just

sitting there he's like what do you want why are you even outside if you're not going to pose right and then they're posing for the photo I love her more than ever Like a lot of those guys are fucking nightmares Or she comes to him And she goes so here are the photos that I've selected For you to post 100%

You can post any of these This is what you can post No this is what you will be posting This is what you will be posting And you have until tomorrow at this time to post at least one. Oh, your image is getting curated. Correct. Gone are the days of bad boys

and players dominating the dating scene. Yeah. Bad news for bad boys. You're out. You're bad news for bad boys. You're fucking out. Yeah, all these NFL players. Remember 10 years ago

when they were saying nerds were in they always have oh let's see who wrote this a fucking nerd nice try instead women are increasingly swooning over men who are confident enough to publicly celebrate and prioritize their significant others those are the most controlling swooning over taken guys not you that's who you're swooning over like how does this work for practical dating stuff you're likeooning over taken guys not you that's who you're swooning over like how does this work for practical dating stuff you're like oh i love it we're also dating an influencer yeah but you're like okay so the guy's married what about how does this apply to men who are not i'll tell you what a guy a guy being like i cry and i'll post photos of you you're like uh can you fucking stop talking

yeah for sure can you get away from you you know what? It's like if we were together, I'd post so many photos. I'd post the photos of you every day. Every day. I would post so many photos of us. Get the fuck away from me. If you just give me a chance, I'll be posting photos of us nonstop. He goes, ew. Ew.

Can you punch me or something? Gross. As a dating and relationship coach, i'm really excited to see this cultural shift away from the old bad boy trope towards a new appreciation for men who are openly devoted to their partners a lot of people are telling their relationship coach they're going in being like i'd like a nice guy i was like well no shit that's what you say yeah you wouldn't be at the relationship coach probably if you did there. There's lots of nice guys. They finish last.

There's a reason why that's a say. Also, it's so funny, the relationship coach going in there and being like, I'm done with bad boys. She goes, and the relationship coach is so fucking stupid. She's going writing an article being like,

they're done with that? Look, there's a lot of nice guys. The problem is they're missing a fucking leg. Hey, that's the problem, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They exist. You can't win with these. Nah. They've been saying this shit for 20 years, by the way. There's always some new thing

where they're like, you know. The only thing that we have to look forward to is that they die alone. They never say rich guys are out, do they? No! Rich guys are never out for some reason. It's always just a different brand of rich guy that's in. Right, right. That's a good point. Rich guys are always quite popular. It's a different brand of rich guy that's in. Right, right. That's a good point. Rich guys are always quite popular. It's a different brand of rich guy that's in.

Rich guys with a very, very curated brand image of niceness. Yes. They want male Ellens. I mean, they don't mind rich bad boys. Apparently the rich bad boys are out, but it turns out they're not. No, I don't think so. Yeah, exactly.

See, she's suggested that the change has been driven by two key factors. First, social media has made it easier than ever for men to showcase their more sensitive and nurturing sides. I mean, this article... It's a trick. It's a fucking...

Be hired a photographer. Like, that dog is a rental. Like, what are you talking about The men that I know That have all the profile photos With the dogs and stuff like that They are pieces of shit Yeah

I got news for you That's like red flag number one Too many dog photos Do you work with dogs No Where'd the dogs come from then I'm turning over a new leaf I want a man that's nice Ooh a dog i'll go out with him

let me go suck him off coming back turns out he goes bad real piece of shit secondly i think women are increasingly rejecting the unhealthy power dynamics and emotional unavailability that comes with the bad boy archetype they're craving this great thing partners who are secure enough to be vulnerable communicative and devoid so what they mean is they want a guy who's secure enough to not be himself sure like secure enough to either there's two guys that do that either a guy who's putting it on or a guy who's an emotional mess usually yeah and the emotional mess is like you definitely don't want the emotional mess guy yeah he's nice by some men the p davidson's yeah but again we say that is like that's the none of this applies to rich famous people yeah none of this applies to a guy

who's like a clerk at a bank like that's like the guy who's a clerk at a bank is not like oh i want you to be vulnerable and cry all the time. No, they do not want that. No, you don't. No. Yeah. So anyways, that's the cap of the week. Cap of the week. Dating is hard for women.

Mm-hmm. Poor women, man. Too many guys are missing a limb. Poor women. That's poor things, man. Too many war vets. Yeah. Dating coach is so funny because if the dating coach Is tricked with this You got a bad dating coach

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