The Boyscast with Ryan Long - People are Going to Jail for Memes! & Shaun King is Muslim Now

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

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Germany, Belgium, Canada and many European countries are putting through new legislation that will allow police to check your group chats and even put you in jail for memes deemed misogynistic. Now, can they do this? Apparently a Belgian court has already put a politician in jail for messages found in the group chat. Now, is that every group chat? Because this phone was stolen and the perp may have started a couple group chats with some when you nutted but she's still sucking memes. German police have already carried out raids on homes.

Now, I actually bought this phone used and it might have come with some when you nutted but she's still sucking memes. German police have already carried out raids on homes. Now, I actually bought this phone used and it might have come with some of the Women's March's Men's International Day of Peace and Quiet memes. Now, how do I get them off? So if there was hypothetically a three billion women on the planet and it still isn't clean meme on here, if the casing sustained hammer damage, can that still be accessed? Now, do we know how deep they will be looking? Because there might be a picture of a terrorist jumping out of a plane with a parachute because he saw a woman pilot and the caption says his work is already done here.

But I was actually researching things to get mad at. Now if I was holding 45 hard drives full of someone else's final boss of feminism memes, can I be held liable if they were to be accidentally dropped on the ground? Do we know if Gorlock memes count as misogynistic? The boys. The boys cast. Collapse. The boys cast. The doers. misogynistic. The Boys Cast is back in studio. Boys, boys, boys. And lots of things to talk about this week.

People are getting arrested for memes. Don Lemon's off Twitter. Don Lamon. Don Lamon. Don Lamon. Sidney Sweeney's the talk of the town. He's kind of always been a boo man like you

just we love to bury yourself in those jug man when I die bury me between a pair of tits jug man you have always been

a jug man but more importantly there's a dear Kiki I don't know if you're familiar with dear Kiki I don't know who dear Kiki is

but someone wrote in to dear Kiki and said how do I talk to my boyfriend about pegging? Our relationship's been far from heteronormative, if you will. And they're not happy about that. So I'm going to answer for Kiki. And what you do is you want to sit him down.

But then you take a dildo and you put it on the chair. And he goes, what the hell? And he goes, what the hell is this? He goes, that's actually the reason I want you to sit down. What? Now prepare yourself. What about a chair? Did goes, that's actually the reason I wanted you to sit down. What? Now prepare yourself. What about a chair? Did you like that?

What about a regular chair, but with a hole in it? So you sit down and nothing is afoot as you're just sitting on a regular chair. And then some sort of hydraulic thing pushes a dilly up and you go, what? Or you have someone underneath, yeah, pushing it through. Sort of you hire like a day laborer. Yeah, you go on Jiffy or something. You go on Jiffy, you hire a day laborer.er you say what you're going to be doing you're going to be poking this dilly through the hole and you go see oh see oh and you go yes through the hole

you know what i didn't realize you know when you go to atms a lot of those atms actually have a mexican guy inside of there that hands you your money i didn't think i didn't know that i don't know that felt to me like just seems like a heart you shouldn't be giving that job to a person yeah yeah you would think that that that's like old school how they used to like put uh like little people inside of like costumes and stuff because the r2d2 ask jeeves used to be just a guy messaging you the whole time did you know that what that's a scandal ask jeeves was supposed to be like the early ai it was a dude who worked at ask jeeves like but it was like search engine he was binging it what he was just like are you answering a million questions at once no they had a whole bunch of

them they basically put their interns on that i don't know that well it's like a scandal that seems like the opposite of technology. Well, I think they had a lot of questions. That's what I'm saying. That's like the... It's the Wizard of Oz is what it was. That's like the Elizabeth Holmes shit with the blood test where they go, okay, we're going to take this blood test.

Yes. And then they just rip over to the CVS to actually get it done. When they come back, they go, yeah, we got all your results. That's amazing. Legitimately, what was happening? They had a guy, every person on a name tag said jeeves very confusing during roll call they had a bunch of these low-level employees that asked jeeves and they're just their computers are smoking and they're really and they were answering questions

apparently i have never heard well because apparently couldn't answer a lot of the questions so people had to do them for them yeah so it was like fake ai i don't remember using as juice very much i do remember using S.J. very much. I do remember using it at some point, though. The girl says she's tired of gender roles. For instance, is pegging really tied to gender roles? Oh, sorry, this is the answer. The answer says if you're tired of gender roles.

Yeah. Then the conversation may be about your feelings, about gender roles generally. If you're with a chick and she's like hey i want to talk about our sexual situation sure and you go what's the problem you go this whole you're playing the guy thing i'm playing the girl thing isn't working for me how do you feel about that's the thing too is pegging does nothing for the woman you just hear he goes what's that you go that's the switch up horn you go we, we're going to be switching things up.

I don't want to do that. Well, listen, this entire time we've been together, I've been playing the girl. She's sort of saying it's like a cops and robbers situation. I'm tired of being the cop. Sure. I want to be the robber robbing you of your anal virginity. Again, I don't know what a woman gets out of that. I could see a scenario where- She gets you getting humiliated.

I guess, the humiliated. I think in most pegging scenarios, the guy's so you know could we maybe like i'm thinking of you know exploring the bedroom and she's like oh what are you thinking like maybe role playing he's like no you peg me i know that's what most of them are a guy that was like listen i'm not out here trying to be gay but this is the next best thing i'm not trying to be married to a dude however we can meet in the middle strap this puppy on i am understanding of that in this situation this girl read one too many blogs and being like i am you know why i am why am i doing the gender roles right oh i have to be the girl every single time just humiliate so i'm the one getting fucked just because i'm

the woman oh you know You know she would be using that type of chick too would be using that against the guy all the time. You know, like the fact that she's like... She'd be telling everyone too. Oh, she'd be telling everyone. Yeah, like just a casual scenario. She'd be starting a fucking Instagram account, PeggerGirl45.

Dinner parties. The tales of pegging. Yeah, Terry likes to get pegged. Terry's been fucking taking it. Notice how Terry's been walking funny lately. Yeah, I'm not the only one walking funny in this relationship. Terry, tell him. Oh, really? Anytime Terry doesn't want to talk about anything. No, no, I just hurt my ankle doing squats at the gym.

It's definitely not. No, you did squats with Jim, which is the name of my strap-on. Big Jim. Big Jim. Jimmy John. Yeah, you don't like it when big is on the front of that one. You definitely don't want big in the front of that.

Well, I think that's what happens, though. And you are right that she's probably, every time they're out with friends, she's like, I want to go home. And she's like, I don't want to go home. He's like, really? You want to start something? Interesting. Maybe I tell everybody that you like to get pegged. You go, I don't like to get pegged. I did it for you. I did it because i love you that is crazy though the guys probably like

save the relationship like chicks will get pregnant and dudes will be like take a pegging i think that's a very specific type of guy you got to be such a simp bitch because don't forget if your girlfriend's reading all the fucking magazines and being like i shouldn't have to be the woman of every single time. You got bigger problems on your hand. You think this is the only thing she's coming up with? She wants you walking around, broom in one hand, vacuum in the other hand, making her lunch.

Broom sticking the ass. You're making her lunch with the other hand. Pegging is not the only thing that's going to be changing in your relationship. To start at that, though, that's kind of, you'd think, the end of a natural progression versus being like, hey, we're going to, I don't like how things are going here, dynamic-wise. Let's start with pegging. You're like, no, no, let's start with crocheting. How about this?

Let me try vacuuming. If you want to switch, if you need to switch the gender roles, I'll fucking take the broom. And then she walks in, your dick's in the vacuum. She goes, what are you doing? I don't know, I've never vacuumed broom. And then she walks in, your dick's in the vacuum. She goes, what are you doing? I don't know. I've never vacuumed before. This is not how you do it. I had questions.

I was curious. This is not how you do it. And then good news for Danny. Women are loving men who embrace the baby girl vibe, and they ditch their toxic masculinity. So this is something that- I'm a bit of a baby girl. You have been experimenting with the baby girl lifestyle? It's like baby girl vibe.

And it's like, you know, the most famous actors in the world who are also very attractive guys. This is what they always do. Oh, the baby. You're like, yeah, these guys. Hey, I'm not trying to go too deep. Show me Danny DeVito in a romper and tell me that. Tell me that Danny DeVito in a romper is doing baby girl stuff for you.

And then I'll be like, all right. Yeah, exactly. If that's doing it for you, then I'll go, okay. Exactly. It's all hot girl with a freckle in a weird yeah it's like the grossest guy they got was pedro pascal for their example exactly he was just wearing like a weird red overcoat yeah show me you sucking off a homeless guy in a dress lord knows there's no shortage of them around here a man who is baby girl comes across the street, charming, a bit bashful. You're known to be bashful.

What? You go, who, me? What do you mean? Right. Bashful. Seemingly in touch with his feminine side, ready to talk about his feelings, carry a purse maybe at some point.

Purses kind of had like a moment where dudes, dudes, remember, like, dudes, like, all the hood guys we knew were all, like, the rapper dudes? Well, they were wearing the ones that were sort of, like, go around the... Yeah, yeah, but they were kind of, like... They were bags. Yeah, yeah, they were bags, but they were kind of inching towards purses. There was, like, I think hip-hop dudes where they're, like, getting those Birkin bags, but that was mostly because they cost, like, a hundred grand.

Yeah, and they give them to their girlfriend. That's the original oil cartel is Birkin. All those fancy companies, they cut off the supply. They burn all the extra supply. That's like Hermes. Like an oil cartel. With their dumbass scarves. Is that what they do? They only release a certain amount a year?

Yeah, they're just like fancy scarves and they're like $1,500 a scarf, but you can't buy that many. According to this article, it's exactly what men want women to become. The antithesis of toxic macho masculinity. So they're sort of talking about Danny here. The trend of signals a sharp departure from the uber masculine sex symbols such as Ryan Long and

the previous generations and looks more to the light, bashful Danny Paulus checks. Yeah. Hey, that's how it goes. I'm a baby girl. I can't imagine any of those guys are like, can you not refer to this style as baby girl? Like you're probably like see this article the next day

and then they call their stylist. They're like, yo, what the fuck? You're calling me a baby girl? Hey, brother. You don't have a motorboat, but you can float your boat. I'm baby girl. You're like, not what I was going for here.

And it all boils down to the same point because we're not going that deep into this. i said it's just funny to mention but yes there is a demographic of girls who are gonna smash the androgynous guy and to be honest i could probably get that type of girl that might be up in my alley however eyeliner however there's only a certain amount of them and i think there's a lot of dudes filling the baby girl demographic now yeah there's a lot of guys being like oh there's girls who like dresses like yeah probably 10 of them are into that or maybe eight percent of them let's say and there's more than eight percent of guys trying to get the supply of baby girls is not matching the actual demand from women of the baby girl men yeah yeah and guess who guess who is filling that demographic one

rich dude who's a successful artist yeah wearing the baby girl outfit is smashing 20 of those girls so we're talking one to 20 yeah even if there was a perfect amount of supply it still wouldn't it's a polygamous demographic as well right yeah it's a pareto distribution pareto distribution to the max man there's one you know one fat slob wearing a dress with a pearl necklace on trying to get some you know androgynous uh bartender trim i actually saw a guy do a really funny joke i think it was like a brooklyn guy and i can't remember his name but he put it online so you can say it yeah but he basically said and i kind of related to it because he, he goes, everyone always says that you'd be like an Alabama or Arkansas 10, but you'd be like a New York 7.

And he's like, I'm the opposite. Whereas I'm like a New York 8, and I'd be like Arkansas 2. I kind of see that, too. I think I would be worth way more to girls in the city city people demographic well you're a city guy right where it's if i go to somewhere like when i grew up at school the the like guy who got all the girls was not like the captain of the football team at my school we didn't even know who the captain of the football team was i still do not canadian collegiate high school collegiate or sport but i'm sure in new york it's a bit like that too

probably captain the basketball team's doing okay for himself new york city but i'm you know i mean i'm just saying though probably who does actually better is the guy who's kind of soundcloud rap career is taken off some shit like that or just some sort of weird influencer exactly 16 year old influencer you know whatever maybe the drug dealer or this whatever it is yeah but it's like i i do way better in a city than if you go to somewhere and, you know, like, oh, that guy. Well, you only have city skills.

That guy almost went to the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And everyone's bragging about him. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you only have city skills. I do only have city skills. I have a city look. I think if you're like in a more rural place,

you're just, your toolbox is not that much. I understand the dynamic of city girls too. I go to some of those small towns. I don't even know what those girls are on about No they're all just on their fucking dipping and shit On their sleds I actually do do better Than baby girl demographic

Yeah you're closer to baby girl Ryan's a baby girl I actually am not a baby girl I'll put it this way I've only dated a girl Girls that I know that might be into Men that, men that are like that is just girls that liked guys that were, like, musicians. Yeah, for sure.

Exactly. Which, like, you know what I mean? Like, these baby girl actors, you're like, yeah, they're just dressed kind of like musicians. Yeah, but I don't know a ton of girls who are super into guys that are, like, drama kids with a dress on. That's true. Yeah. Like, girls that are into, like, band dudes is not...

They're not looking for like a feminine dude in that sense no no they want a high status kind of they want a high status who's artisty yeah artisty and is willing is willing to like doesn't care what people think and a drug addict and a drug addict that's real strung out ideally on heroin exactly yeah but they want tattoos on his neck but he pretends to be sensitive so in his when he sings his songs yeah i mean tattoos neck tattoos are say a lot they do they do so i don't know if we didn't i don't think we talked about this we were going to talk about it last week on our patreon.com slash the boys got new episode every week two

bugman episodes sign up putin plans to weaponize deep fake deep fake porn against western democracies and female leaders this is a lot of people are saying that one of the big plans for putin is they're going to use this deep fake technology to make porns of all these uh female politicians to bring them down jokes on him because in canada they're making that stuff illegal. Sorry, Putin. Nice try. Nice try. But I just want to say, on behalf of America, don't. I don't think it's going to change the elections.

You don't want to make it. We don't want to watch it. No one needs to see Elizabeth Warren gagging on 10 dudes documentary. AOC might do something. You know, imagine a squad gangbang. There's a few, and I'm sure that they've already done tons of AOC might do something. Imagine a squad gangbang. There's a few, and I'm sure that they've already done tons of AOC ones. I'm going to tell you the top ten. She's kind of the only one. Top ten oldest women currently in American Congress.

So we got Jan Jan Schakowsky. Take a peek at that. Tell me if you need to see it. You think that's going to bring down democracy by putting that in a sex scene heavy filters oh virginia fox looks like my grandmother you think putin putin you don't need to do this virginia is a fox

danny once you're saying you would you would like to see her fox style do we really need to see a swallowing scene by Virginia Fox? Nah. I don't know how that'll hurt. Virginia Fox's maintenance man comes in. I don't know how that'll hurt her political aspirations, though. Step-brother? Step-grandson? See, if anything, what you need to do is you need to do a deep fake of her, but younger, and it's like a sepia, kind of black and white.

You go, could you believe this shit she was up to in the 50s? Maybe. And then that's how you do it. You go, like a sepia, kind of like black and white. You go, could you believe this shit she was up to in the 50s? Maybe. And then that's how you do it. You go, like a real deep. Not a bad point. Yeah. If you're listening to it. It's like an older leak.

You can't get them now. I don't think Rosa DeLauro is going to be doing the damage to the societies you think by taking those tits out. I mean, first of all, you're going to need a lot of technology to get those drooping down to the floor. By the way, I'd like to apologize for Ryan's just innate sexism by thinking that only women will get deepfaked. You think Ted Cruz is going to have a fucking

J-O-I? Oh, yeah. Ted Cruz doing a gay J-O-I video? J-O-I. Yeah, I think they're going to get the guys. That's how they're going to do it. Putin's so against Homosexuality That's the ultimate weapon They don't want

Roark just going skiing Yeah You know That's what they're Going to get Or like maybe Pete Buttigieg Because if he has

A gay thing You go like Yeah that makes sense Yeah it would make sense Right And they'll be like Yeah I can see that Kay Granger

Is that doing it for you Not a lot Not a lot for Kay Granger Alright now we're getting that one was actually okay okay i skipped by i'm just fucking anna eshu is not that bad for fucking being pretty old 1942 she was born in this is a 70 year old 72 frederick frederico wilson is not not doing much for me i don't think you're gonna be fucking bring hat though i don't think you're gonna be bringing down the western empire people might like i think people over 50 i could see like in the pelosi one but

yeah the bottom line is save yourself the trouble i don't think it's gonna do the damage you do not need to put your folks on this you got enough things going on in ukraine it's all it's gonna do is gross everybody out yeah but i mean you're gonna gross the people out and you're gonna make russians be grossed out there's gonna be puke all over your fucking the question is mainframe yeah what's the effort required to do this though like the what's the roi here like do they just need one 18 year old russian kid i honestly think you take hillary clinton and you're just like hey we're gonna make her suck a dick and it's like for some reason the avatar is just resisting it and you go none of our technology can make her jerk off and she's just like can we get her without a face like no matter how much technology they put into her she still just grabs the give and gives it a sad hand job like is that

the new like cold war is just like that russia does that in america goes yeah well then we're gonna do you being all gay putin how does that sound you they're gonna be dropped they're gonna be dropping like just videos and stuff like pretty funny hair dropping them into moscow it's pretty funny like nudie mags and it's all just putin it's just every every news in every city you turn on it's like oh gg ping is sucking off a dude and then and then they have like oh biden has been cranking one out in public and then you cut over to russia it's just like elizabeth warren suck more dick again and then oh there's all these fake videos. There's one of Hunter Biden having sex with two... Oh, no, that one's real.

Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh. Danny cannot be stopped. This is a man with principles. Yeah, it's gross, though. We don't... Obviously, that's gross. We're not putting the tube, or the toothpaste back in the tube on this one, unfortunately.

You think Granter's going to be out here showing it? I guess. I don't know. I guess the thing is, these aren't things that people want to distribute, though, really, right? Like, there's no... Like, if... It can't be a big market for that. No.

And I... Like, it's not like all the... Because, obviously, all the corporate press is basically, you know... Not going to cover it. In cahoots with the government. Yeah. So, they're not going to... They're going to make it disappear.

Dictates the narrative. So if they had it dropped on their desk, I mean, if it was real, they wouldn't publish it. And if it's fake, they're definitely not publishing it. It just seems like, okay, you're going to put it on the internet. It's like, I don't really see how that's going to have a big impact in democracy. No, hell no. I'll tell you what,

it might not even be really something that's happening that much. It might be more like alarmist people here being like, oh, Russia's... That's the worry of all the things they could that's what i'm saying they're not worried though this is them being like look how bad russia is they're gonna they're gonna fucking take our politicians and show their tits among other things they hate women i mean they could be literally making like deep fakes of biden saying like crazy shit that people can't actually like differentiate between real stuff and and people will share that shit you know

they are gonna do that and he's gonna have his dick out dude you know how many twitter accounts i follow where they're like they'll post something be like look what's going on and then you click on and there's a community notes and there's from 10 years ago and you're like why why are you even posting this to begin does seem to have all you're doing is for just engagement baiting or whatever and i guess to just make money off of twitter like the whatever few dollars like it basically basically it's nothing anyways. And then, but you're like, you're purposely doing, like you knew this was-

It's gonna be engagement masturbating. I guess, but you knew this was a lie and you're just posting it. Just to drum, just to anger people or whatever. Like, you know. Yeah, make a little bit of money. Look at what's going on at the border. Can you believe this?

And then the video, like the thing is like, yeah, this was from 2012. Okay, why are you showing this? Black and white. and white yeah but you're like why are you posting this now there's not enough good shit happening but you're yeah that's the answer is they probably just have someone like go find far you know what actually happens is one person posted and then the other people just look at all the other ones and then copy them they go oh this went viral it's like you know what legitimately they're writing for like their blogs a lot of times on these twitter pages is like they look at they just go look at other people's things and what did good they post Legitimately they're writing For like their blogs A lot of times on these Twitter pages

They just go look at other people's things And what did good they post on theirs Yeah exactly they just repost it So okay A lot of people are talking about Sydney Sweeney She's taken over the internet by storm And she was on SNL And Danny's a boob man and I've never been a boob man

So that's why I'm not a crazy boob man to be honest I mean I like him more of an ass man i feel like you're revising history i've never i feel like you've all that's always been your thing never no boob man boob man boob man and boob no i i mean i like them i'm i thought you were gonna represent the other red-blooded american but i'm not like i don't, it's not like a requirement. Well, do you like them? Here's the question.

Do you prefer them over small ones? Yeah. Well, that's the definition of a boob man. But I don't care. No, I don't, like, I guess I have no... What do you mean? Well, all things being equal. They're never all equal, usually.

But, I mean, all other things being equal, you could just have a bigger rack or a smaller rack even still a lot of times i see big boobs as an indication that this girl's gonna get fat if you see a girl that's normal size and she's got huge honkers and she's like 24 yeah you put that girl at 37 well it's because the hormones are gonna start flapping my friend yeah well that is a, because you'd think that the hormones are kind of coursing through right now. A lot of fat in that body. There's the odd case where it's not the case, but...

Yeah, sometimes they just have big cans. Well, a lot of times you find out those cans are fake or you're nose. I mean, in that regard, then sure, if all things being equal, but it's not something I would seek out specifically. I've never been like, oh, I'm not into it. I'm surprised to hear you say this, to be honest. I've said it before. I don't think you...

I've dated girls with small chests. I'm not like... It's not like the end-all, be-all. I don't like a... I definitely don't like just a flat ass, though. That is... I mean, the combination matters, obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't mind them. Your least favorite's probably no-tits and fat. Yeah. And maybe a penis. But, um... Try the least desirable. Too big, I i don't like i'll take too small over too big interesting yeah just because you know i'd rather too small than too big well there's this article that came out and a couple people tagged us in it that's why i wanted to bring this

up but it basically there's a um so it's late released this article and a lot of people were saying they like sydney sweeney and the fucking cans and then they said sydney sweeney's boobs are not that big if anything they're kind of average i mean don't we can we just actually quantify this uh we have to be able to okay i'm gonna even before i even read it i will i will tell you based on appearance i was there above average no the reason they're not is because people are monstrosities of fat in this country so they're kind of saying like if you actually look at like what your average boob is it's like yeah those girls are 300 pounds yeah but even still though i see lots of like bigger girls and they don't have big...

It doesn't always necessarily translate, because everybody puts on fat in different parts. Some girls, you've seen, they have small tits, and they are fat. Yeah, and some girls, you see these girls walking around with these... Oh, massive. Yeah, you'd fucking put them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier. Yeah, usually they're old ladies, though, and they have just those giant... Okay, but they're bringing up the average. They're literally...

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, they're bringing up the average. Dude're like literally, yeah, I guess. Yeah, they're bringing up the average. Dude, girls that have small tits. Yeah. That like an average like skinny girl with like kind of small tits. Nine of her tits are probably one of those girls' tits. Well, probably more. Do you know, it might be like 17.

So that girl cancels out 17 women. That's true. Up to one sweetie. So it's like, it's crazy. For her age. For whatever her age is though, they're above average for sure. 17 women. That's true. Up to one Sadie Sweeney. So it's like, it's crazy. For whatever her age is, though, they're above average, for sure. Because obviously age and size are... If you said for her weight and stuff like that, you might be right.

But that's not what they're saying, which is why this article is stupid. That's my point. They're saying the Oscars... Cap of the week right here. It is cap of the week. Cap of the week. Sweeney wore a Marilyn Monroe-inspired gown, and by the looks, no bra. That is to say, her boobs are small enough to be held in place beneath her plunging halter

top with some professional-grade boob tape, which is not a thing most people with truly large breasts can say. You know what it is really like? It's the dude writing an article being like, I actually find Peter North dick small. Just normal normal average fucking rod on that guy you know i actually yeah if you actually think about it he wears regular underwear just like i do explain that if you had a fucking real hog you wouldn't even be i'd be poking out at all times you wouldn't even be able to fucking pop it in there explain that it's yeah it's

literally a girl he's fat kind of being like, I don't know what this girl looks like. But the only argument to be made is just like, yes, they're talking about girls that aren't fat. They're pretty big. Yeah. I mean, it's just nobody thinks that. Sweeney's boobs are big in the way Marilyn Monroe is curvy. Yes, in context, but also no.

I was like, yes, Marilyn Monroe is curvy, but this girl who's 700 pounds has curves as far as the eye can see so many curves that if you look at her from far enough away she just looks flat it's nonsense I'm looking at her photo

of the author you know what this girl is Danny a flat boober she's not a globalist she's definitely this is a flat boober man She's not a globalist. She's definitely... This is a flat boober, man. This is a conspiracy out here. Yeah. I bet she's a big...

She probably prefers a nice Taylor Swift. She's a boob size denier. She's a boob size denier, I know. Why? What is even the point of this? I think the point is... I think... Is she just trying to take...

Who is this for? Is this for regular women? Is she trying to uplift regular women of all boob sizes? Is she trying to knock Sidney Sweeney down a peg? I think it's that right-wing people liked it so she had to figure out how she didn't

and this is what she came up with. This is a Slade article. I think that's what she did. She kind of looked at it and she saw the right-wing Twitter of the world kind of being like loving me she did she kind of looked at it and she saw the you know the right wing twitter of the world yeah kind of being like which was like kind of a big troll to be honest because kind of kidding a little a lot of like i saw a lot of right wing twitter and they're like this is there was but like it seemed like they were a troll kind of like i don't think they were just like yeah yeah but they were they were some of the things i was like oh they're just

literally well it's kind of funny it's just boobs is a funny convo you know what i mean to be like boobs are back you're right it was just a little bit of a funny convo however this girl saw that and i think she was kind of like whatever's going on here i gotta stop i'm against and she's like well what's the issue it's like everyone's saying they're big like well listen i'm sitting here with my three friends that look like a defensive line and you were not we don't have fucking her size boobs ours are so big we have to wear two bras a piece no it's really crazy is that this woman who also our floors have to be reinforced she's a also if i wear moon shoes they're just normal shoes because this brings all break this woman's a journalist like this is we're talking about journalism right now this is journalism she's

doing proper journalism pretty crazy like that is crazy you're like what do you do you're like i'm a journalist what was your last what'd you do i mean i'm in slate you go that's pretty cool what did you write about i go city's sweeney's boobs aren't actually that big you know is there like a whole scientific thing like is there papers you reference just now i i bawled it kind of just like my opinion it's just like you know editorial i guess stuff i just basically just say it's not that big you go real fine journalism you're doing here that is funny going to your like new you know after slate inevitably shuts down and you're trying to get a job at the you know somewhere else new york times or whatever yeah yeah yeah your resume

dude you're like that resume is not gonna get you fucking like working at mcdonald's you'll be like what when it comes to average breast size the figure that was thrown around for american women is 34 double d which is a little bit larger than people speculize her to be but sydney sweeney's really are at the top of the size aren't at the top of the size spectrum here or is it that she's a tiny blonde white woman so she's getting she's getting some of her stuff in here back to slate's bread and butter yeah yeah she's getting into it right here she goes she thinks some of the issue might be that she's white yeah i mean we like uh how would everyone feel here if the and how would everyone feel here if the boobs weren't perky she

said i mean how not perky i guess i was like seeing a porn star's dicks being huge and be like how would you feel if he couldn't get hard yeah i think people might like that less first off i think we've all seen girls who have kind of not perky breasts and they you know they manage to just kind of hold them in you know like you can kind of you can tell that the skin looks like yeah it looks a little but but they managed thin skin yeah they managed to just like get them in you go that still looks fine with like in the context of wearing a dress or a shirt like you shove them in like putting it yeah taking a bunch of jello and then you sort of put it in a bag and then yeah exactly squeeze the bag tight and put a pipe cleaner on it. That's what girls do to their boobs. But they look fine.

You know, they managed to make it work, I guess. Maybe. So how would everyone feel if they weren't perky? Who's against that? I mean, I'd actually love them even if they were sloppy and gross. Yeah. But again, how not perky? Hot take.

That she thinks that, yeah. And also there's lots of, what, Eva Mendes, who's a... Furthermore, she says. Yep. Furthermore, boobs come in shapes and sizes other than round. So now she's starting to get into a little bit of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think about that, white man? Yeah.

You like those perky boobs? You like a nice... Some of them are oblong. Yeah. Newsflash. Bananas. Newsflash. Some boobs look like you threw

A ton of tacks Into a tube sock And you swing it around In the Gravitron Bag of leaves What about that? How do you feel about that? And guess what?

There's only four leaves In that bag of leaves And it's a big ass parachute It's a It would be funny If this guy Just like a massive rack though Potato sack

With a couple of Crumbled up pieces of paper. That's what some boobs look like. That's what that, yeah. I don't know. She's just raging against the boobs. I don't know why. Furthermore, there's a lot of different variations, including teardrop, pendulous, east-west.

If you want to understand this viscerally and perhaps a little more normal about your own boobs you only need to look at laura doddsworth project of a hundred photographs of boobs oh this is what i was thinking of actually when she's talking about this yeah where there's all so she's saying like what you should be doing kind of like yeah yeah here are all the different boobs and what she's sort of getting at is that yeah Yeah. Hey, newsflash, lady. People like symmetry. I hate fucking to be the bearer of bad news. Oh.

Generally, people like symmetry above asymmetrical boobs. Well... Like, if you had just a perfect C-cup breast, and then beside it is like an E-banana, no good. No bueno. Sorry. You might have one perfect one but then the other the bad one makes them both bad and if you're looking to get that look fucking elsewhere than danny

polishuck's mouth and lips man it's like this it's like the rotten fruit you know have you ever taken all of them all have you ever got brought a girl home ripped off her shirt and said what the fuck is this what i go what is going you go excuse me then you pull out a mirror you go look at this look at this i can't work with this okay that's what you should say you go you're putting your chapstick on no i can't i can't work with gonna need a bigger chapstick industrial so strength yeah i'm call yourselfboy. I can't work with that. Do you know who I am? I'm one of the top titty suckers

on this side of the country. But it's so crazy because you're like, yeah, obviously, there's so many different types of breasts. Yes, some are better than others. If you just, first off,

it's not up to women to decide. Bad news for you, ladies. You don't get to decide what guys like. That is correct. You just don't, okay? And if you put those opposed to some 70-year-old ladies, floppers, yeah, almost 100% of the time they're going to choose Sidney Sweeney.

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want to have to you're not sometimes you're walking around you're walking around you don't want to go get one get the coffee and then you're walking around the coffee spilling all over your fucking hand yes and that's a big part of it you're on a plane or some shit people love pouches as well too right it's fun thing to do so if you don't know what grinds are that's what it is small pouches of coffee and caffeine that helps you cut down on the bad habits which you might have you know some people might be vaping stuff like that or get to do too much of the other pouches and you want to get into the good pouches yes sir so that's one thing there it's a quick hit of energy use anytime anywhere so me and danny first found about it on tour and immediately we got some and went right

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do you know WikiHow? Yeah. So they make these educational videos. Okay. Let me show you one of these. This is what this company has been up to with educational videos. Getting an unexpected erection in public

can be awkward, but there are ways. They got like sort of a black, I guess that an Asian guy, you think? No, I would say that it's black. It's a black guy? I mean, guy You think No I would say that Is black Is a black guy I mean it's pretty dark Really

It doesn't The eyes are Slanty enough Yeah there's circle eyes Circle eyes Hard to figure out What this guy is I think that's the point

They're releasing these Yeah this is very On purpose You spend so much time Being like What the fuck is this guy This is ambiguous Yeah

This guy was a real human He'd be booking a lot of commercials He could be Hispanic Although you said that the people weren't happy Because you said white dudes were cleaning up at the Oscars White people cleaned up at the Oscars It was a big win for the whites It was just like Oppenheimer

It was just because Oppenheimer won Oppenheimer cleaned up Cillian Murphy is the fucking goat dude They're releasing these videos About what to do one and it was all white people. Oppenheimer cleaned up. Cillian Murphy's the fucking goat, dude. Yeah, yeah. So, uh, they're releasing these videos about what to do. What do you think you're supposed to do if you get an erection? Uh, jack off immediately. That's what you're saying? Deal with

the problem instead of just kind of kicking the can down the road. Well, in your case, uh, get the fuck out of this preschool. Scram! Run as fast as you you can stop looking in this woman's window press it up against stop don't press it up against the bus stop we know when you get an erection in public it's time to snot stop sniffing the ladies panties in the section of victoria's secret hey is to hide it one method is to wear tighter underwear like briefs or boxer briefs that can hold down the erection.

Hold it down, they're saying. With a large object such as a book or backpack. Put your bag in front of it. Another option is to wear a long shirt that hangs over your clothes. Some of these are so obvious. Do you really need a video to tell you to put a longer shirt on? I love the, yeah, you know, just hold the backpack completely opposite of the way it was designed at walking around your high school and no kids.

This guy looks like fucking prime bullying just material right here. Just the way they set him up. He's wearing like a college shirt and then he's just walking from class holding the bag, backpack in front of them. They go, hey, Byron, that's a weird way to be holding your backpack. He goes, no, that's what all the cool kids are doing. Danny Polichuk, why are you holding a change purse in front of your dick?

Everybody's like, he's got a boner right now, everybody. Look how he's holding his bag. He for sure has an erection. And you're like, what? It's insane that they make these videos. Or tie a hoodie or sweater around your waist to conceal the erection. Crossing your legs or flexing your thighs can help draw blood away from

the erection applying something cold or going to Can you imagine so you got back you got a backpack in front of you You know just the shirt tied over top. You got a shirt tied over top. You got a long shirt over that. You're fucking pumping your legs to try to get blood out of it. And then you got a Coke can on your dick. In science class. He's throwing the kitchen sink at this right now.

He's doing all of these at once. Reduce the erection. Light exercise can be helpful as well. Go for a bike ride. Really? Isn't it easier to just go jack off than go for a bike ride? What was the last one? He's in the toilet now.

Calm down naturally. He says hide in the toilet until it goes down. Have any tips on what to do in said toilet? Imagine you're like so just like you don't have no idea and you're sitting in the toilet. Like you got there and you're just like, all right, let's just get rid of this thing just nope not yet i wish there was something i could do that would expedite this problem how is tucking not one of the options tucking in the waistband it's the obvious one but that's the thing that one should have been number one i think they don't want to be held liable for the the wind blows your shirt up and

then someone sees the tip obviously you don't Have that issue, but for other people Me it's the ball for people to go what? The shirt flies up so goes what your balls doing just they're hanging over You dug up your bed. I Go, I don't know. I watched a wiki how article it wasn't very clear what I was supposed to do here So I just put them all over. I just put them all up.

I just tucked the balls up. I can't believe that it gives all these ideas and jacking off or tucking. That should be one in two. Definitely one of them should probably be smack it. You're not icing yourself. That's crazy. You're like a 13-year-old boy and you're just putting an ice pack on your... In science class.

In science class. That's insane. A woman made that, 100%. Sean King's Muslim now. Sean King. You were loving that, huh? You were like, what? Danny told me this, that Sean King's Muslim now.

He converted. That's what happens when you get kicked off of Instagram for your anti-Israel views, is you become Muslim. A lot of people do get... Radicalizes. A lot of people do become Muslim. Yeah. I mean, it's a popular religion.

But Danny said he's back to his old tricks. It's funny because... He's already raising... He already raised like a million bucks on this GoFundMe. Oh, yeah. Buddy, so much of that is going to be going to his Ramadan parties. I mean, the BLM money dried up and so it did dry up that is so true yeah there's no money in that there's no money in blm anymore you it's yeah dude i didn't even think of that he was printing

blm money yeah and then he was just kept getting you know killed for having frauds on it i mean and also he's white and the mus the kind of issue that people were having. Dude, he really does just switch like cause to cause whichever is bringing in the donations. Yeah. He's like an ambulance chaser

lawyer basically. Kind of. He's like an ambulance chaser activist. He is like an ambulance chaser activist. He goes, what's hot right now?

Ooh, Islam. Which is weird because I mean, I guess because he's still not saying, he's still like, I'm a black Muslim. Yeah.

Sure you are. But I mean, yeah, he's still not saying he's still like, I'm a black Muslim. Yeah, sure. You are. But I mean, yeah, he's Muslim. The black Muslims are like pretty cool. If you ever watched Oz. Yeah, for sure.

They got those cool hats. The black Muslims have cool. Yeah. Those knit kind of beanies. They look like big keepers out of bees. No, not out of busy. The other one.

Yeah. The other guy, I can't remember his name, but I know the guy. I can't remember. He was in lots of stuff. He's actually British. But yeah, that guy's British in real life name but I know the guy I can't remember he was in lots of stuff yeah he's actually British what

yeah that guy's British in real life I saw him on some British TV show but yeah I mean he's Muslim now I guess that's

that's a good pivot though with the Gaza stuff he's obviously like a super liberal he's very much pro-Palestine that's kind of it's kind of perfect

it's funny because his chick's Muslim too that's the one thing I was wondering they both went Muslim how do you as a couple, convert? That seems weird to me. Well, he converted to Muslim,

and then Muslims tell their wives what to do. That's a good point. Once you're Muslim, your wife doesn't have a choice. He's like, I'm thinking of, why don't we convert to Muslim? She's like, I don't want to do that. He goes, I'm Muslim now, bitch. You're Muslim too, okay? That's how being Muslim works.

Sorry, Muslim people. I don't actually mean that please don't once you convert to muslim he just put her clothes on the bed and she goes that's what you're putting on honey there's your sheet um yeah i don't uh i don't know that that seems difficult unless he's like look this is just for our financial future is he saying behind closed doors like baby we're gonna we can't afford not to be muslim yeah he goes how much money's in fucking being muslim he's like and then he probably you know what it was because apparently that fundraiser he started before he officially converted so that no it's true he started he goes i'm raising 1.3 million dollars you see that thing right a hundred grand

he goes baby we're Muslim He just starts A Muslim fundraiser It gets to a hundred grand He starts putting the hat on It gets to eight hundred grand He's in the full fucking gear Yeah he's just like Which way is Mecca

We are going on vacation The fundraiser It's a million dollars Abimah Yeah As-salamu alaykum brother Holy shit He just has it set up That every time it dings It goes As-salamu alaykum As-salalamu alaikum brother holy shit he has it set up that every time it dings it goes salam alaikum he's a little more muslim every time he's got like the orange beard

and shit but yeah he's uh he apparently started it before to because he wants to which i don't even know how that'll work you're gonna go to gaza to hand out meals i don't know if it's that is but yeah he wasn't apparently he only announced being muslim after like the fundraiser which that is the funniest like visual of all time is the the fundraiser at a hundred bucks him you know putting on the hat at 200 bucks him just praying no no he's like on wika no no he's like out of thousand he goes on wikipedia and starts like reading about a. Out of 1,000, he's trying to use a rug for transportation. Well, he's Muslim now, and he did it.

Now, the question is how much of that money. I mean, that would be such a scumbag move, because he obviously did allegedly reappropriate a lot of his old fundraising money. But you're going to take some of the Gaza meal money? oh that'll be a tough one that'll be a scandal i mean i guess if that happens then he just becomes yeah because a lot of that blm stuff was going to like lawyers essentially you know what i mean it was like going to like prosecutor it would be go it would go to like lawyers to like fight on behalf of someone for probably a decent amount of money you know what i mean yeah which is different for one that's like specifically going to meals.

How do they even get the meals to them? Do they just sort of drop them on a plane? Probably. Yeah. Like, I don't know if you're going to airdrop them. Do you think he's, do you think you'd have the guts to pay for a plane and then come and just

drop empty bags? I hope not. From Sean King. I don't think so, but yeah, that's what he says. And I mean, he raised a lot of money.

There's so many Muslim people though, right? raised a lot of money There's so many Muslim people Though right That's the thing There's so many Muslims You are You can get more money Because there's more of them right Yeah

They do support you When you become Muslim Oh for sure Like when Tate went Muslim People were loving it Yeah they were Absolutely loving it You inherit so many people

That like ride or die for you Yeah Maybe I should go Muslim I don't know if you would like it Why not? Too restrictive. No, I'd be like a rich Muslim that doesn't do all this stuff. Yeah, but during Ramadan when you can't eat while the sun

is up, I think you would be passing out all the time. I feel like Allah would give me a pass. I don't think it works that way. I actually probably eat less than you, so you'd be the one who doesn't like it. But I'm saying, I don't think you'd like the long stretches of no food. I'll tell you one who doesn't like it. But I was saying, I don't think you'd like the long stretches of no food. I'll tell you what I wouldn't like. I'd feel

vulnerable when I was down there with my ass out praying. I don't like to leave myself vulnerable like that. Hey, no peeking, guys! Eyes on the mat! I also don't like wearing sandals. That's another thing. I'm not a big grown man in sandals. That would be the big thing that would confirm me is the sandals and the dresses.

I love the sandals and the dresses. Okay, I take sandals and the dresses okay i take it back you do seem like you this is fucking made for you sandals and dresses is money i could do that i don't want to pray five times a day though i don't want to do that five times a day seems to look a lot do you think they pray for pussy any of those times i don't think so no i think they pray for their wife to shut the hell it is funny that some of the people that, you know, know like rich Muslim dudes, they'll be like, dude, that guy like left the strip club to go like pray. Oh, of course. Orthodox Jews get in that the most.

Oh yeah. A lot of those Orthodox Jews come straight from fucking Torah readings to getting lap dances. Dude, there's like, if you go to like fish concerts, they're like, they're like actual Orthodox Jews who go to them and stuff. Yeah. The drug stuff doesn't seem as crazy. Because I think it's a little bit easier of a sell to be like,

when I'm doing acid, I'm actually being in touch with the creator. This is me trying to get more in touch with them. You know what? To be honest, Judaism doesn't have any sort of issue with alcohol, though. Specifically, you can't drink alcohol if you're a Muslim. But Judaism... But they smoke weed. I know tons of Muslims in Toronto. I mean uh i know tons of muslims in toronto they're like they just like to blaze non-stop yeah they're just secular muslims

no i'm saying ones that are not secular that have like a in their system they're like yeah i can smoke weed i just can't drink yeah yeah i know they're or eat pork yeah i definitely know they're not allowed to drink or eat pork haram it is haram it's haram so we're going to talk about social media that's kind of the big thing that we were supposed to talk about this week so there's a bunch of stuff going on at the same time right yeah there's the tiktok ban neil young first and foremost what's neil young has announced his unenthusiastic return to spotify oh sick i was just trying to listen to it literally like a week or two ago i was trying to listen to neil young all right and i was like i was like he's still on this bullshit are you kidding me all you could listen

to is like two songs on some uh like movie soundtrack that was it he's like where's you want the monsanto album no that's the only one I don't want but I want dude Neil Young greatest hits is the guy is just one of the greatest

he has a hit factory of all time it's amazing this is one of the biggest L's anyone ever taken this is legitimately like storming out

of your office because you quit and then like going back an hour later asking for your job back this is not great but I thought he

doesn't even own his music it was the whole thing was always unclear to me because i thought he sold his catalog so then the people who bought the catalog are like yeah we don't want to take your shit off spotify yeah you don't own this anymore you don't own this anymore so maybe they were like okay but he did kind of own some of it i guess he owned some of it yeah but it was it was all gone on spotify but it is a huge l man and he's like legitimately for this guy it was all gone on Spotify. But it is a huge L, man. And he's like legitimately... Big dump for this guy. It was probably one of the most

overestimating of positions. And if you looked at culture, it wasn't crazy to say that in the mid-pandemic to be like the people were like... They're all going to be vilified forever. Yeah. And I'm standing up for what's the

mainstream corporate opinion. The history is going to be on my side yeah and i'm standing up for what's the you know the mainstream corporate opinion like the history is going to be on my side also if there was they could not have been more incorrect about how this whole thing is looked at the farther the farther we get from that whole scene the more normal people are like yeah i was crazy and then the and then the farther you get from that the people forget that they were crazy and then just go everyone else was crazy but yeah and in hindsight but the government was a bunch of lies to think he was so against like monsanto and gmos and all that stuff and you're like that's the same boat as the pfizer stuff and the moderna like you should have been

against all this stuff against all these like mrna vaccines that's even funnier. You're against genetically modified foods. You're against these big corporations who are making people unhealthy. And who are kind of just having these insane lobbies to government to bypass regulation. You're right. You think he'd be more in line with what RFK was saying. Well, exactly. And again, the hippie state, that's where all these, like during COVID, all these hippies went essentially right wing, quote unquote, like that's where people, because they were

like, yeah, we're like against GMOs. We're against like putting stuff in our bodies that we don't agree with. We're OG anti-vax. Yeah, we're like OG anti-vax. And then they were like, yeah, we're against all this stuff. We eat organic, blah, blah, blah. And we don't, we actually care what we put in our bodies. So we're not taking the vaccine.

Everybody's like, you're right. That's your world a little bit. Kind of. I know lots of people like that. And then he was like, for some reason, just was we're not taking the vaccine everyone's like you're right that's your world a little bit kind of i know lots of people like that and then he was like for some reason just i was so steadfast on the vaccine at the time i guess he just didn't like what the i think it was very much he just didn't like what the anti-vax like those people who they were and he's like i don't want to be involved with them so i'm exactly and then but again it was and also it's a self fulfilling thing when you you take a little bit of stand and then every you it was and also it's a a self-fulfilling thing when you you take a little

bit of stand and then every you know left-wing publication and media personality saying good for you but he was like talking on joe rogan sitting on everybody but specifically it was like i had a lot to do with joe rogan and the spotify deal i know that was the whole that was the whole thing because they weren't removing episodes that he deemed to be misinformation that was pro-vaccine turns out you were misinformation neil huge mr information mr information a heart of not a heart of gold it's a heart of myocarditis someone must have done that i already know i keep on being a minor for a heart of myocarditis not liking that neil i'm not getting old and my heart's getting old i mean honestly he's so good though fucking you love him i love neil

young yeah i saw him live he's never totally on my alley and he's the best he's the best so the tiktok ban welcome back all a lot of this stuff is coming by coming back this is on the hot and the newswire right now this is right on the newswire but they've been talking about it forever and well i didn't before i actually just read up to be so because trump tried to ban it and then uh microsoft was going to buy it and i believe adobe was going to buy this is in 2020 before trump uh lost the election and then uh microsoft was going to buy and i believe adobe was going to buy this is in 2020 before trump uh lost the election and then biden's like first kind of act one of his first things was because basically the day biden got he's like i'm doing all this trump stuff and he undid the border wall which was good decision and then he and then he undid this this was one of them

he's just like we're not making them divest or whatever. And then I think just four years later, people were like, yeah, probably that was a good idea. You know what's so funny? Trump recently was like, I don't even think it's a good idea. Well, because he understands that it's going to make Facebook so powerful. And he hates Facebook. And he has a point. I don't know if he does have a point.

Because to be honest honest the one platform that probably trump's fans are on the most is facebook i know but that's the platform that he knows is going to censor him the most they're going to censor the shit out of zuckerberg sort of might change his tone on that a little bit zuckerberg's honest to god that if you listen to zuckerberg in interviews again what people do and whatever, but Zuckerberg's sort of the same as, remember the guy that owned Twitter before? What's his name? Jack Dorsey.

Jack Dorsey. The same thing as him. Those guys kind of do have tech free speech somewhat principles, but when the government, I think that Jack Dorsey just hated Trump. Yeah, Jack Dorsey. And Zuckerberg, his thing is like, we have so many people who work here and like he's like i just can't make these decisions unilaterally but i don't know if facebook's gonna be worse than i think well that anyways well ticker yeah or youtube yeah i don't know what tick tocks like in terms of of banning in my opinion i

think they'd probably the same the thing is tick tock is i think google would this stuff's so hard to pin down because sometimes you'll like post something on tiktok and you'll say shit in it and they're like we've removed this for hate speech and you're like what the fuck hate speech and then you'll post it on somewhere where you think would be like more lax and they leave it up like you'll put it on instagram you're like well if this got removed from tiktok surely instagram won't leave it up instagram it's like it's fine and vice versa you'll post something and you know of course so it's all over the there's no like snapchat standardized code ridiculous yeah and there's no standardized code for all that stuff so it's hard to know but uh i mean trump has a point apparently trump tried to sell his

point in your opinion that it will make facebook more powerful if you just well that's that's kind of what i'm saying about all this 170 million this is what a lot of these times when they do stuff like this it it's kind of it always you know one of the biggest ones that happened in america was the microsoft thing that almost like you know skyrocketed mac in a lot of ways yeah that they really don't have much capability to like they're it's almost like it seems like there's things that are kind of like unfair and you want the government to get involved and like make it more fair and they always make it worse yeah there's that part of it that's a security threat or whatever i'm sure there's ways to uh i don't think it's that crazy to say that you know uh what i do think is that you should always

be able to say we're going to make the same rules as china like if china says their company our companies can't be there they should well that's what the same that's a very fair palmer lucky said that i saw him on it well that's very fair he's the guy who makes he's the guy who invented the oculus yeah it's like why do you why can your companies be here and ours can't be there that's come on that's not i mean that's a simple like free trade negotiation and i mean that's been a thing forever and america has kind of just done it you know where they say like yeah we'll put all these restrictions on google and youtube and all this stuff just to be operating in your country like they essentially go by whatever the government says but yeah just say hey like we're not even going to ban tiktok we're just going to

say hey we'd like a reciprocal agreement uh we we want you know all our apps to be available in china and china said we'll say no and then we're like okay well if you're gonna say no to that then we're not gonna allow your apps here because fair is fair and he says like that's the thing that most americans would understand like it won't seem like a bungling on the part of the politicians they'll just be like look you know we we just want it to be fair and they won't allow it so is that is that your interpretation of what's happening right now like that's the main argument no no that's not to me it seems more like there's you know kind of grandstanding there's that there's a lot of these hearings people get to go get their viral moments and

sort of i mean look there's no their grievances no question that the ccp is a stakeholder in bite dance and tiktok and like you know they have direct lines to all the executives and all these companies and yeah like they can for sure like build back doors like if anything maybe like just make your algorithms open source that's maybe an option so at least you know people can just go over and see exactly like what you're doing if that's required. Yeah, I don't think it's, I mean, I don't think it's going to get shut down, but it doesn't seem that crazy to say that, you know, it's got to have an American company that we have access to, not like the Chinese government does. Yeah.

And I mean, still, they should allow it. They should just be like, look, we want Instagram. And because I mean, again, it's like they do have different rules in China for their algorithm. like look we want instagram and because i mean again it's like they do have different rules in china for their algorithm like their algorithm does not promote the degeneracy that like tiktok in the united states does like it's all so you're saying yeah make it open source make it open source and you know just so we know what exactly is going on like why is certain stuff pushed and maybe it's you know it's i don't think that's that crazy. Like it's the whatever, tail wagging the dog or vice versa. But like, you know, maybe it is that just the people here, that's the content they want.

And it's not actually being pushed to them. It's what they desire. And, you know, we're saying like, oh, you're pushing it. And they're like, no, people are putting it out. We show it the same as we show science content. They don't want to see science and math content. That's just like they want to see this. But China, they are kind of like restricting that kind of stuff where you know you see more

specifically like educational stuff on tiktok and less of that shit well you could still give them regulations without it switching over to american ownership uh yeah i mean i'm sure there's many options i can't see a scenario where they're just gonna like be like all right tiktok's gone it's not gonna happen that's that i mean could, but it's not impossible, especially if they think it's national security. Well, the only way that that would happen, in my opinion, is if the Chinese government basically said, you're not allowed to do this.

If ByteDance was like, we do want to make this sale, and they were like, no, because for the company, it would be a bad financial decision to not do that. Yeah, for sure like if but you know what like they could just decide you know like they would be fine if they were not operating in america they'll obviously lose a shit ton of money but you know they might be like you know and not everything's a financial decision and they'll well that's what do you mean they have

shareholders of course everything's a financial not i'm talking about not when you're like a ccp owned company or like well they wouldn't but owned company but that's what my point to you is it's like if I say I'm making a financial decision and then the government tells me like you can't and then you go not obviously being like told you're going to get fucking thrown in jail if you do this no but I'm saying the CCP might be

given some sort of ultimatums to say like you have to do this this and this to remain in America and they'll just be like it's fine don't worry about it we'll just take it out of the app store and now you have to deal with all your constituents being mad that we you you got tiktok removed and they'll just be like you know maybe there's some sort of long game there i i don't know but i i find it hard i see your play i don't think that i think that that would be that i don't think that they believe that that bluff would be yeah i mean apparently it's worth 60 billion dollars tiktok like just by dance like

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points and then all these influencers came out being like hey like i never even signed this contract they started like i sort of thought that i uh you know i was maybe gonna make the deal and then they started being like hey you gotta post about this thing but it's like pretty funny that they like it just seems like a plan that has so much potential for backfiring and maybe it's coming from like you know the some of these politicians media companies like not understanding the ins and outs because a lot of these we even know you know actors whenever you see actors like we all in comedy and in the youtube world and podcasting a lot of times have you know people working for us and we're kind of really running your own little company yeah what they do a lot of these actors if you see them posting all this stuff like you

know the jimmy fallons of the world like i know people that do this. They run these big media companies. They go meet up with Ellen, and then they make 40 videos in one day. They just read off these scripts, and then they go post them one a day or whatever, and they have these big companies that do it, and they're very removed from it. And then these companies are sort of removed from culture in a lot of ways, right?

So I think a lot of times, the Democratic strategist hires this agency. There's a lot of people, and no one's really saying like, hey, by the way, there's a pretty big risk of hiring 100 people that now are privy to information. And you're like, well, the signed NDAs, you're like, dude, a lot of these are

college kids with 300 followers. They don't know about that stuff. It just seems like such a high risk for a politician to be like... Because it just gives out the extent to which like these are real people and them going public probably has more damage than this person with 300 people talking about your propaganda yeah i'm curious the actual damage i don't know if i'm over so many of these people have taken like a million dollars like who's that guy that was the king of the new york casey nice yet or whatever yeah he was like full-on hillary yeah and that basically like yeah kind of hurt his brand a little bit because he was just like kind of like people thought it was corny that

he was doing he doesn't talk about politics and just kind of seemed out of nowhere that he became like a shill for that and then basically admitted that he took money kind of said that he was like embarrassed about it like looked back on it it was like that kind of does more damage to their party than if none of this happened yeah i i i wonder if it like in terms of actually getting votes in in like an election if that does dance because it would be like this it would be like putting uh hiring 20 people to come to your comedy show to laugh really hard like that just seems like if one of those people went and said danny hired you of course it would be way more damage than if you had just not done it yeah yeah but it seems a high-risk maneuver in my opinion yeah i wonder

i will say like they probably do to a degree you know i make them sign ndas not even sign ndas the degree to which you think like you know the democrats control all the mainstream media besides fox essentially you know they just make sure that that's not a big story it's just like a tiktok story and then you know maybe maybe just like yeah but the original thing was a tiktok story so all i'm saying is like you're just counteracting your own press you're getting yeah i mean again i don't know what their strategy is maybe maybe you're backfiring maybe i can't see them getting tons of new voters because i can't see like a 20 year old being like pumped to vote for biden other than if it's like a girl or you're in

and it's single issue like uh biden is pro-abortion and that's the only thing you care about so or yeah unless you want your surroundings unless you want to be living in handmaid's tale like who's convincing you i think what happens is those young people ones it's really you're convincing someone that wouldn't vote to vote they already already would probably vote for Democrat, but you're saying like, hey, just so you know, this is like you got, you have no idea how big of a deal this is. You got to get out there, vote or die. I think a lot of like early 20-year-old men are going to be coming out voting strong for Trump this year. T-diddy for sure. Big time.

I think a lot of, 19 20 men you're yeah i think like the 18 to 25 27 cohort like we had an article about that that maybe i'll just like skip to before we get to the meme stuff but it was funny because this article it was uh it said we need to talk about gen z men and it was like one in six Gen Z men say that feminism's done more harm than good, versus the 13% of baby boomers who feel the same way. 30% of, 37, I think I, it says one in six, but that doesn't make sense. 37% of men aged 16 to 29 say the term toxic masculinity is an unhelpful phrase. And they're basically, they're just, the whole thing is basically saying gen z men

are voting republican and they don't like feminism it's like and the whole thing told them they were bad for like their whole fucking adolescence since they were 12 yeah since they're 12 you're like you're a piece of shit dude can you imagine being in high school and elementary school for that and not coming out and being like that shit's gay like obviously like some like blue-haired chick is like telling you you're all bad and she's crying and yeah but obviously in most quivering and you're all just like laughing in the back of unless you went to drama school like the cool probably popular dudes weren't about that life no so your interaction with that is like dweebs are into this shit

and you can also like think think about a way when you were in school like you could honestly make your fucking teacher have a hissy fit if you're just like, I like Trump. Also, you know your teacher is going to be all about that life, so your interaction is annoying women that are telling you what to do. What I'm saying, you could literally make your teacher cry. It used to have to be like you put tacks on their fucking chair or you glued them to their desk or something. Now you just go i like

trump and your teacher has a fucking meltdown and like has to call your parents and stuff and but your parents also like trump yeah you know and then you're like she's crying because you said you like trump and you're like this is the funniest thing ever i made an adult cry by saying i like donald trump well it's also like you have to be the lack of awareness you have to be to say stuff like at its core it's just about equality of the sexes however you reached a point in modern day society when a portion of male youth doesn't feel positive towards feminists like you have to have fucking walking around with like a turban no covering your eyes did not see i wouldn't why do you think they don't like it i mean here's the problem it was it was annoying. Yeah. It didn't help them. And it made their life worse.

Made their life worse. And you haven't even quantified what equality means. These people, these women or whatever, who are like, there's no equality. You're like, okay, give us some sort of indication of where we'll be at when we'll say we've reached in. You'll just shut the fuck up about this for at least some period of time.

They're never going to stop. Like there's never going to be a point where the actual answer to that is when they find a new issue, which they have Muslims. Right. But legitimately though, you're like, when are you going to stop with this stuff?

It's like when I found a new thing, which I have, which is Palestine. And I don't hear them harping on about it anymore. They mostly talk about fucking Israel. But I'm saying any women who's like, whatever, any, like not all feminists, obviously, obviously but you know lots of them are like yeah women are not equal and we're still clawing for that equality okay okay like what does that mean like where where do we reach at what point do we reach well i'll give you one should men and women

spend the same on a haircut some experts think so some experts are fucking idiots like what so what says you're like 15 year old? It's like, why is he not on board with subsidizing women's haircuts? Not even subsidizing. We're not even saying. Well, how else would you do it? Well, then like you pay for theirs. Are you just saying the hairdresser should do a two hour haircut should cost the same

as a 30 minute haircut? What are you talking about? They're saying that the system is like rigged, essentially, like it's like a systemic like issue where all hair cutters are okay women are stupid so we can charge them more money well in fact the hair cuts they have more hair just literally women have more hair couldn't you not make the same argument where it's like men have to pay more money for food because we eat more because we eat more calories yeah exactly okay there you go i mean i agree yeah it's obviously so stupid you're like you go how many

guys go in and go hey just, just number two all around. And the guy's like, all right, thanks, man. That'll be 30 bucks. Yeah, we'll give you a cheap. We can give you the 30-buck haircut. Yeah, you can get the $30 haircut. And you also, by the way, having long hair,

you also could just not get haircuts. If you're a chick that doesn't care a ton about your hair, if you wear a ponytail, you could probably get away with a haircut a year. Yeah, easily. You know what I'm saying? You just kind of get your, maybe you get your ends.

Ends done once a year and pop it in a ponytail. Yep. But they don't want that. Not they don't want that. They want to go to the salon so they can fucking clock away with their friends. But my point is,

what do you want if you make an article like this where you say, okay, haircuts for women cost more and that's a problem. Like, should happen it's like i guess the government should chip in i think if you just think of equality as just you know they think of equality everything's the same in every a law of nature versus a concept like it's just like men have to spend more on toilet paper because their shits are big yeah exactly okay that's unfair

i guess that's unfair close the danny toilet paper gap we subsidize that danny tv gap probably canada will be the first country in the world to subsidize that free toilet paper for all i mean it's crazy it's it's like and the x i have to spend more money on detergents because of all your shit stains you know how much my bleach budget is a year close the bleach gap of men unreal shit stains yeah but i mean again it's and when they say experts they're like we talk to experts were any of them just hair stylists or was it like a woman yeah i don't know who this expert is who are these experts because any hairstylist would be like yeah it's just way more work yeah we charge more money oh uh we charge

generally based on how long it is in the material so the dye costs more and if it's more time it's going to be more money any other questions dude i go to get my haircut experts minds just blown dude i go to get my haircut the guy max takes 25 minutes usually 20 to 25 minute haircut 25 if he's like nobody's waiting and he's kind of just like whatever wants to shoot this no mine usually asks how much I want to cut off. I say not that much, and then he cuts way more off. But he does it quickly. Buddy, I don't know what it is with these hair cutters. Once they get those scissors in their hands, they can't be stopped, man. They go, yeah, yeah, just a trim.

And they go, yeah, for sure. I thought, oh, did you say just a trim? Because I thought you said join the army. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I mean, I've never heard of a woman getting a haircut in 25 minutes. It's like an hour and a half. Hour and a half?

In what world are you living at? They block off a fucking month and a half. Dude, girls are in there for four or five hours sometimes. There you go. Yeah, I don't know. I don't pay attention. Well, because they diet. Cluck, cluck, cluck.

Then they have to go back in the chair and then they get a because they dye it. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Then they have to go back in the chair and then they get a bit of a trim. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Then they put some stuff in there. The dyes. The toners. Cluck, cluck, cluck a little more. Bleep. Bleep.

Sounds like in a hair salon. Bleep. Like you're at the goddamn petting zoo. Yeah, this is nonsense. This is literally... Do you think the barbers ever just have earplugs in? They just nod their head while you're clucking and they just nod their head? No,

because it's all chicks doing it, or gay guys, and they love to cluck too. Gay guys do love to cluck. If you're like a straight dude... I hate when I get a gay guy who likes to cluck. I had a gay guy, best hair cutter I've ever had. Best hair cutters or gay guys and they love to cluck too gay guys do love to if you're like a straight i hate when i get a gay guy i had a gay guy best hair cutter i've ever had yeah best hair cutters are gay guys we had the same guy we had yeah exactly gay guys and us yeah tomas was fucking sick gay guys and asians are both really good at hair cutting yeah how because i think asian guys are they're particular yeah but no matter what ethnicity no matter what gender when they walk into that salon they take an oath to cut more than they promised you know what actually i had a uh asian

dude this dude richard in liberty village we both had the same haircut but he was straight didn't talk at all literally he was all business not a peep literally you couldn't get a word out of that guy he's not a fucking peep from Richard. Nothing. He was just working away. He's just like doing his thing. He gave me the best haircut. He was like the sushi guy.

Yeah. He was honestly. He was like your hero dreams of sushi. That guy meant business. That guy was the best haircut too. He was a really good guy. That's what happens. They get distracted with the clucking. Yeah, exactly.

I know they're talking too much and they're just yapping. And then they go, there's a pay gap. And you go, yeah, you could have seen two more people if you shut the fuck up. You just weren't talking all day you could have seen more people and earned more income but did you see what happened on coronation street last night nice uh yeah i mean hey richard was a surgeon out there right sometimes when i go back to toronto i think i should go get a haircut i don't even need one i just want to go i forgot his name actually i was thinking too and i couldn't remember the name or where it was yeah i knew it was in liberty village i wasn't gonna walk around liberty hair hair he wouldn't even respond

man he's he's fucking in there yeah he was great he was so good and he did yeah he did the buzz parts with scissors and he did just a good job he used to do fades with scissors man this guy was a fucking artist shout out richard i don't know what the place is called but i know i can't you don't want to though it'd be full here's another one women do 6.4k more hours of unpaid housework than men per year. So I'm not sure why that young people are not loving these articles. However, this is the thing. How much more money do men earn, Ryan? So there's probably a lot of different components to this.

And we've had, you know, different conversations about this at different angles. But I just want to bring up one point with this. They always say, girls do, you know, X amount more housework. What they never talk about is, does this housework need to be done because it is possible that you do not need to wash your bed sheets twice a week no you do not need to wash your pillowcases twice a week you do not need to vacuum those carpets more than once every when you move in just rent a vacuum for the day return it and then rent it again you spit on the counter you do a bit of a wash with your sleeve yeah i'd like to see every couple months i want to see how these chicks are itemizing this shit what are they like

washing a plate as a dollar because here's the thing all the no they're saying hours hours okay no you're right they did itemize it you're correct that's fucked up okay and then also they didn't itemize it the guy work is way higher value work if we're playing that game like lawns and handyman shit sinks need to be washed once every 10 years removal yeah yeah laundry is two bucks a pound so i think there's lots of that stuff that you're talking about that you're right you'd itemize it higher and i agree but i think that and we have been through that but i do think that in general a lot of the housework that women do and then are just like oh i'm so overworked you go don't do that yeah they go i'm telling you that that carpet does not need to be cleaned as much as you're doing it. But also again,

like does the guy who you're with, like washing out your bathtub is at once every five year job. But like, does the guy who you're with make more than $6,400 more than you? Cause that would seem like a pretty fair trade. He goes to work and brings in say an extra $10,000 more than you do. But then you do $6,400 worth of work. I'm not arguing with you on any of those points.

You're not going to get an argument from me. Yeah. I'm just sticking on my one main point. I'm in the pocket with this work does not need to be done. That's like you saying, listen, I just spent four hours shoveling the snow,

and they said there was one inch of snow it was going to melt in four seconds. Sure. And then you were like, I don't care, we're putting it on the books. You you know that was three hours of work i did that's nonsense is a guy this is a guy trying to you go the ladies go you know how much housework i did you go are you out of your mind i just hosed the driveway for five hours that's itemized that's a fucking greek man itemizing his driveway hosing you know i don't know I don't know if that driveway hosing needs to be on the books.

This is nonsense math right here. This is, yeah. I don't agree with it. So these hate crime bills, they're popping up like groundhogs right, left, and center. And obviously people listening to the podcast They're not popping up in the greatest nation on earth.

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That bucket's name is Phillip. Do not be afraid to fill him up But So Belgium Canada has one right now Canada's got a Germany It's every time

Germany has that But I swear to God It's like a fucking Groundhog game popping up Where you gotta hammer him down What's that called? Whackamole Whackamole

Yeah I mean yeah Whack-a-pole Cause it's happening in Poland Are they doing happening in Poland? Are they doing it in Poland too? Probably. Probably.

I actually was hoping you'd know. I don't know. I mean, yeah. I know they're happening. There was an Australia one that happened recently. If not, it's whack-a-pole like whacking a dude's pole because it's mostly happening to dudes. A guy in Australia recently. Oh, Australia's about this life. Because even when I announced my tour there, a lot of people were like,

Good luck, mate. Good luck were like, good luck, mate. Good luck, mate. You're going to be fucking doing those jokes from behind bars, mate. I'll probably be fine. Or maybe not. That's one of those things at the point where I'm at right now. Like, if I do an Australian tour and they put me in jail for a couple months because

of my jokes, I'd be sick. Yeah. I actually would love that. I wish that fucking... Get out of jail? You got a swastika burned in your ass? Dude, I would get out of jail like a freedom fighter. Nobody's waiting.

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No one made it out? Did we not get the word out? I mean, the Canada one is the craziest because for like, you know, just for our personal stuff, like they are really very much criminalizing comedy in a way. And not that they hadn't already before like we know of two comedians who have had to pay actual monetary penalties for jokes human rights human rights tribunal uh mike ward human wrongs tribunal guy earl the two those are the only two but it's happened and this happened before this shit so you have to figure that you know these will be ultimately like you think you're destroying the heckler.

No, you're not destroying the heckler, Mr. Comedian, because you get home after destroying said heckler. And he just put a fucking claim against the human rights tribunal against you. And now you're going to have to pay the fucking heckler that you destroyed $50,000. It's so funny. Heckler destroys comedian video and it's him calling a lawyer like human rights my feelings were hurt he calls a lawyer and they come and bankrupt you crazy thing and then you're just like on the street and it's comedian destroyed but you're like you're posting it's like if you're a comedian posting a video destroying lesbian heckler destroys

comedian like you're posting evidence now you're're just posting the evidence of your hate crime, essentially, in Canada. Right? Because you're posting it online to get all these views and then some guy was like... Well, I'll tell you what. If you want to reach out

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that's not going to be a more common thing in Canada because like it's happening Canada's not nearly as bad so there's a Canada one there's a Belgian one I'd love to know the Belgian one, how they found his group. The Belgian one clear sentences this guy to one year in prison for found spreading hate. They got a hold of his group chats. This seems like this could be a political persecution.

Can you imagine you're fucking messaging with the boys and the fucking door comes in. Mean police. The mean police bust down the doors. Yeah. Fucking check your phone. And then shit that you've been sending in the boys group chat. And then now this guy has to go to court where they're and they're putting on the board shit that's been said in your group chat. Yeah.

But here's the thing, because he's like a far right politician. And on November 24th, you called this woman a lying bitch yeah there was the hockey player that happened to actually went to the group chats they some one of his boys for some reason released his group chat shit and he was like making all sorts of inappropriate jokes and he just got like kicked out of the nhl what yeah i can't remember who's maybe fuck i can't remember who it was but it happened i do kind of think fairly fairly recently maybe a couple years ago like he just i don't know why but one of his dude you gotta be that such a bitch for a cop like that's oh shit it's guard territory you gotta be a bitch of a dude to get on meme patrol and then bust down a guy's door

it's like you know sometimes when they they have like the there was like the handicapped toddler in europe where they she was said the wrong thing online and the there was like the handicapped toddler in europe where they she was said the wrong thing online and the cops were like busting in and then the girl they were like she she can't even she's like autistic and she's like you know what i mean and then they were like she's crying and having like a panic attack and the cops are like trying to put her in the paddy wagon for like online behavior yeah that's that's what's... If you're a man, a grown man, and a policeman by that, you know what I mean? You're not, you know... You're supposed to uphold the law.

But I just mean the type of guy that's a cop is a little different than the type of guy that becomes a, for example, a... A comedian. Sure, but I was going to even say, like, a professor of... Yeah, yeah. You know, women's studies harder but professor of colonialism yeah the belgium thing though is that seems like very likely some sort of political hit job because you know this is an opponent they were coming after so this is some random dude whose group chats got him sent to jail this guy was like an actual politician far-right politician

who so they're obviously like you know coming after this dude it is possible that that's how they start and this is a find me the man find me the crime yeah but this crime is going to be found more and more because it's popping up justin trudeau defends house arrest power for people feared to commit a hate crime in future so that they think that you even might commit one imagine how lame that is you that is. You got a fucking ankle monitor on, and you're like, dude, what'd you do? It's like, what's going on? You got an ankle monitor? They think I'm going to draw a swastika on my notebook.

They were worried that I was going to say I hate crime. They were worried about me saying hate speech. They thought it was so likely that I was going to do hate speech that I'm on fucking house arrest. Next is going to be you're doing weekends was going to do hate speech. They make sure you can't go to any comedy clubs. Next is going to be you're doing weekends for your fucking potential hate speech. Because they know on the weekends is when you have some drinks and it really starts flowing at the bar. They put you in weekends every time it's poker night. No, I know this is when your football pool meets, so we're going to be taking some preemptive measures.

We know last time once those wings came, those slurs started flying. Slurs started coming, so there'll be no wings in weekends. The boys got a little rowdy last Super Bowl Sunday, so we're going to be putting a stop to that. Mental. I mean, it is really crazy.

My only wonder is once an election in Canada comes about and it seems like unless they fucking pull something if he lost or they put a stop or whatever if he just is like yeah we're reversing all of this shit just like how biden did day one where he goes yeah not doing any of that that stuff's all over i don't know yeah i mean that's the hope is that there's just that's the whole dude imagine if the party imagine he just imagine the can Canada guy comes in and he kicks out Trudeau's cabinet. So he's just like wheeling a bunch of people out because they're all like handicapped people in wheelchairs and stuff. He's just ripping wigs off fucking dudes.

Can you imagine the people that he kicks? He kicks them all out at once. Like the freak show. They'll be walking out of that building. The hate speech committee. When they have to leave. You know how when they leave, they escort them outside. And they take your card and put it out.

And you get escorted out of the building. You can imagine the people. The one girl just out in her mobility scooter. Like some lesbian coming out. I hope we don't get extradited back to Canada. To face chargers on these jokes, Ryan. Imagine we get full extradition back.

The US government's like, yeah, we'll send them back. We get extradited back. We'll put angle monitors up. For the podcast. Then they start looking at the boys' guys' group chats. My friend, my friend friend my friend my friend You know when they took down the mob

That's us they have like me you And the thing they have like Paul They have me they have Waldo It's just like entire They get one group chat attached to another And they just bring down the whole ring Eventually every man's in prison Because there's no man that wasn't in a group chat accused of hate speech.

JJ's going to be like that one crazy mobster who pretended he was nuts and he was walking around in his bathrobe. You know, just like all crazy, like wandering around the streets in his bathrobe and shit.

Yeah, the memes. Pretending he didn't know where he was. What's a meme, eh? What's a meme, eh? That's the only way you get out of it. They are laying the hammer down, so that's the fucking Kando one. Bill 63. Yeah, that's the only way you get out of it they are laying the hammer down so that's the fucking

canada one bill 63 c6 c63 yeah designed to curb the proliferation of hate but also establishes a new hate crime which would carry a maximum sentence of life imprisonment pretty normal pretty normal punishment like i'm pretty sure life in prison for me you get you basically memes get you the same sentence as paul bernardo or luca magnata because there is no true life in prison in canada 20 years 25 i think it's 25 and then they could put the dangerous offender designation on you where you can actually never get out because they you're like classified as a dangerous offender but technically they catch you drawing like you know they catch you drawing some slurs on the wall and your fucking office.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, think about this. Imagine you went there for hate speech and then you have no choice but to join the white supremacists. Oh, the irony! The irony.

They come back, you're like, dude, it was one joke and they come back five years later, you got swastikas on, you're like, I can explain.

I go, look, I had no choice. I go, tell me you don't at least find this a little funny that I did a little joke and now I'm part of the white power brotherhood. What am I supposed to do? They either said Aryan Brotherhood.

The black guys didn't want me to join because I was here for a hate speech. It's insane. I tried to go trans to get into the woman's prison but then they got wind about the hate speech. No, that works. Luca Magnano just did woman's prison But then they got wind of the hate speech stuff No that works, Luca Magnano just did that No but they got wind of the hate speech stuff So they didn't want anything to do with me

That's funny, you know how in American prisons The worst thing you can be is a sex offender In Canada All the hate speech people have to be all sectioned off They did hate speech That guy's got loose lips man He said the F word Fuck the other F word They did hate speech. That guy's got loose lips, man. He said the F word.

Fuck the other F word. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I told you that. Luca Magnotta got... So Luca Magnotta was the guy that... Don't fuck with cats. Don't fuck with cats.

Serial killer. And JJ was roommates with him for like three years. Yeah. And... Anyway... JJ said he was smelly. I believe it. I believe it.

He looks weird. But he and he cut up a guy's body and was mailing it all over the country. And then he was like on the run in Europe and they found him in Germany or some shit. But anyways, he just recently said that he's a woman. Someone told me this. I told you this. He said he's a woman now. So he goes, I'm trans.

I'm a woman. And he has a boyfriend in his jail. And then because he's a woman, they're transferring him to a medium security prison, which is also where Paul Bernardo is, who is. Was it you that said that they transferred his boyfriend with him? Yeah. Because he needs his boyfriend with him or whatever. So the boyfriend's also.

That's fucking hilarious. Yeah. And so anyways, he just like like it really works he just goes i'm trans and they go okay well then we don't want you to oh my i'm so sorry ma'am ma'am we don't want you to be in this dangerous maximum security prison with all the hate speech people hate speech people and all these hardened criminals let's get you to somewhere a little more palatable ma'am i'm so sorry ma'am the future is female i apologize the judge that works the guards and candle lashing each other it's crazy it works because you know five years ago if you said oh yeah people are gonna like

turn trans and they're gonna do this people are like come on you're overreacting like paul you know luke mcgonough's not gonna get transferred to a medium security prison because he's pretending be a good heist movie what's the heist you go trans to get into the other thing like a serial killer goes there to break someone out well i was more thinking like a serial killer that kills all these women then they get him in there and then he says he's trans to go to the women prison then kills a bunch more like you can see that happening you know what i mean like a hannibal thing yeah but you know like they always have their one final thing and then they manage to like escape yeah that's how they managed to like escape you know i like that

i can see it happening in the fucking beekeeper german police carried out raids on homes of suspected misogynistic hate speech posters so they fit they think that a guy might have like a you know a poster set up in his room of like yeah just like the future isn't female the future isn't female it's okay to be Like it's It's just like a It's just like a Old school Bruce Jenner poster Like if you were Like a decathlon

Yeah yeah It's a dead naming poster Well that That no A no ma'am poster Would definitely Kicking this bad boy Into high gear people

So if you had a Suck on this Trudeau He is wearing the no ma'am hat yeah you just have like a married with children poster up in your house and the germans what is this what is this poke high they're all they're all on uh marcy's side oh yeah they're all wearing like yes marcy's t-shirts marcy darcycy. Again, they're like very against Jefferson. They're pro-Marcy. Did I tell you last time I was in Saratoga Springs

and they had like a weird Comic-Con there and she was like one of the headliners? Marcy Darcy? Yeah. That's what she's up to? Dude, I mean, crazy that people... Was there a big line for Marcy Darcy? I didn't buy tickets to go into the Comic-Con,

but it was there that weekend. So you're just seeing photos everywhere that like Marcy Darcy's the main attraction. Marcy Darcy was one of the top billings for this Saratoga Springs Comic Con. What do you think Marcy Darcy fucking clears out of Comic Con? That's honestly what I was wondering

because I went and looked up her on TV. Okay, I'm going to guess. She hasn't been in a lot of stuff. Okay, I'm going to write my guess down and then you write your guess down. You can stop typing numbers. I just don't want you to probably i know i didn't typed again my guess is 6k for one of them for one weekend

that's what i think marcy darcy gets 6k i can't that's if that's the case that's crazy what do you think what'd you write down why that's why i didn't write that's why i made you write it down the reason i made you write it down. Oh, I didn't write anything. The reason I made you write it down, this is the whole reason I wanted you to write it down so you wouldn't change your answer after, you little fucking weasel. I would say $1,500 plus accommodations.

Okay, you thought Marcy Darcy's $1,500. Dude, it's like there's tons of people there who are like, I don't know. So you think she gets $1,500, but she has to make her money signing autographs. Yeah, it's like pictures and autographs. She's not getting an appearance fee from the thing. She's there on her own money signing autographs. Yeah, it's like pictures and autographs. She's not getting an appearance fee from the thing. She's there on her own accord.

Yeah, she just gets her own table. Do you think she's paying for the booth? No, no. Here we go. Okay, I found Amanda Bierce. Look it up. Look up Marcy Darcy appearance fee. Well, I don't know about it, but it says Saratoga Comic-Con will run from 10 to 6 and Saturday

from 10 to 5 at the Saratoga Spring City Center. No, $23 for a single day actor. I don't know how much. No, I think you just get like each person has their own fee. Like that's how those Comic-Cons work. It's like each person has a different fee. Like William Shatner costs way more money than fucking Amanda Beers. From the Comic-Con.

From the Comic-Con. But you pay to get into the the But you pay And they pay you To be on a panel And stuff Yeah I don't know If she was What I got asked to be

On some weird panel For some weird ass shit Yeah this I don't know About I have no idea What she would charge I can't imagine It's more than $20

There's no way Someone's paying more than $20 To get a phone What do you think Marcy Darcy I think people at home Are realizing Why I had to ask him to write it down because I knew he was going to modify it.

I don't think she's getting a fee. I think she just makes whatever she makes. So zero is what you're saying. Zero. She could theoretically make zero. You think she's what? How much do you think she cleared walking away from their profit? Not including if she sold pictures, not including the materials.

Marcy Darcy flies in, not including her flights. Yeah. How much money does Marcy Darcy clear? $1,500. I just don't think she was that popular where people want to get... He said she was a big draw, though. She was on all the posters, top billing.

Yeah, but it's in Saratoga Springs. This is like a fucking D-list, like Comic-Con. As far as Comic-Cons go, nobody's pumped to be at the Saratoga Springs Comic-Con. You're like, have one foot out of show business at that point. I'll tell you, when I was doing Boston, across the street was the Comic-Con or some version of that. Yeah, Boston would be a big one.

The thing was fucking packed. Boston is a huge city. Just tons of fucking women wearing weird-ass outfits. Yeah, but that's a huge city. It's a college town. What? It's a big college town. Big college town.

This year's Comic-Con, which is is in may i'm looking up jenna jameson oh obviously those probably okay and then a bunch of guys i never know who are like from actual comic people like who actually like make comic books i think because i don't know any of these people are uh the red power ranger who's black uh interesting i think they get paid a fee you think so yes maybe i would bet money on this that you're wrong about this maybe it's possible i've never been to marcy darcy's walking around walking out of there with fucking 10k okay jenna jameson autograph 60 selfie 60 combo 80 quotes with an auto plus $10. Let's see who's like people.

Basically autographs start at $40. This guy, Lural, this guy is like an anime voice, 30. Just voices of Daniel Tiger's neighborhood guy, 30. I don't know. I'm right, you're wrong. We'll leave it at that. I have no idea. I don't know.

What did Johnny find? Hold on. It says typically appearance fees are a few thousand dollars to tens of thousands. Okay, thank you. Okay. I mean, if Amanda Bierce is making tens of thousands of dollars, I will fucking... Jenna Jameson's probably 30 grand. Then she walks away from another 20 for her photos and autographs. Jenna Jameson is in a totally different league as fucking Mark Gersh.

Well, I gave her a totally different league. I gave her one-tenth of the pay. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. I put her in at 6K. And then what? And then they get everything that they get in terms of the signings and whatnot on top of it? Maybe there's a VIG on the signings.

I don't know. Anyways, just on the topic of speech stuff, I listened to Gnome had the girls that canceled. The girl and the guy from Seattle that canceled the the comedy show pretty honestly gnome from the cellar is the man yeah he's great and he has like he never gets mad he's like this is okay he's like the most like pro-israel jewish guy and he has like gnome finkelstein and uh what's that guy's name that was like running for office he's kind of like a black politician guy. Cornel West. Cornel West.

Yeah. Had a pro-Palestine rally in his club, and when they asked him why he did that or whatever his thing, he said he was like, I really think I have the principles of free speech, and he goes, if I don't have people that I really disagree with, if I don't let them do it,

then I'm just lying about being a free speech guy so he like yeah he goes out of his way he walks the walk he almost does it more because he's like he's always like holding himself accountable like am i just putting on speech i like and he's like i he goes i can't say the stuff i say if i'm like i can't say that i'm a speech guy yeah and then yeah so that is kind of his like main thing which is good for him yeah like where he runs a comedy club but i don't think you'd see a lot of that. I don't think there's very many Palestine people that would let their club have an Israel thing or very many Israel people that would let their club have a Palestine thing.

I mean, this club in Seattle wouldn't. Well, that's what I'm saying. So he sort of talked to them, and he had good points because he was sort of saying... They were fucking weasels. You thought they were weasels? The chick was like, she's like, I don't know what I'm doing. That was her whole excuse. She sort of played dumb on it.

She played dumb. She goes, look, I don't know what I'm doing. So I just made a mistake. I don't know what i'm doing that was her whole excuse she played dumb she goes look i don't know what i'm doing so i just made a mistake i don't know what i'm doing and you're like shut up well his everyone they they were getting like a lot of people like hating on them and they were he was sort of saying a little bit like i get that you know you're being you know everyone's mad at you online and you're that's a tough thing to go through to some degree yeah and their their argument was like this was just supposed to be a private email but what i thought was the best rebuttal to that he was like well essentially what you're saying to these people is their moral they're like morally they're not acceptable for public society essentially yeah

you're kind of saying like hey we know what the you know and they're kind of saying oh we want our clients like which is essentially pc you know safe comedy and basically you're saying to them you're unacceptable for morally for more morally and it was like okay well if you say that to someone they're actually right to be indignant about it yeah like you don't get to say hey i think this person's like uh too inappropriate to be here they like that person has a right and their fans to now be like well fuck you yeah and you're not like a library that this is the second best point yeah you're not like a library the book that's like controversial speaker you're a comedy

club yes you're not a restaurant that's like hey we just were having someone here and we don't want to get involved in politics you're a comedy club that is now getting involved in politics by picking aside on the thing. Absolutely. He's at good points. No, no, no. A hundred percent. They were like, they did themselves no favors because they thought that this is the best for their business model long term. And maybe they're right.

My guess would be probably not. Well, it's what he said. He goes, listen, comedy has a culture and people really care about the idea of like that if you're funny that should be the most important thing like people do really care about that idea and if you were in a if you're moving into an industry and kind of saying like i disagree with everything about this industry like and and you want i want to do things completely different which is i don't care if you're funny i care about if you're you know have the right politics that i have it's not unreasonable to expect that you're going to get some people mad

about that for sure i mean i imagine they wouldn't book brett gellman that club i i would guess that they would not have brett gellman perform there would agree with that. And he's like the most liberal dude on fucking earth. The guy wears a dress. Well, I think the Palestine stuff is just throwing a fucking wrench. Massive wrench, but I'm just saying. It's showing the kink in their business model. If you're like, hey, we're trying to please these people,

what you're going to realize is that's fucking impossible. For sure. And you would have sucked Brett Gilman's dick like six months ago to play your club. You would have been beside yourself if he'd if he would be willing and all your rapaport when all he was talking about how trump's bad exactly because they were going off on rapaport exactly you would love all that shit and then now just one little schism and there was just one issue that differs and again they would probably have people showing up i mean dude like matas yahoo is like having events canceled now left and right like he can barely play shows anymore what dude it's like all his because i guess

like that's maybe a little hyperbolic he's just playing shows but he's having a lot of guys that he's not going to take his aids medicine for palestine funny protest it's nothing really more to it let's check back on him in four years. He said he has HIV. He's going to let it turn into full-blown AIDS to protest Israel. Hey, man, you got to do what you got to do. It's funny, guys. He's like lighting himself on fire. Well, he saw the guy lighting himself on fire. The guy's saying he's not going to wear a condom to protest Palestine.

If I get something, I get something. Well, he probably saw the guy lighting himself on fire, and then he's probably like, fuck it. I'm not doing it. Well, not that. That's a pretty flamboyant gay thing to do right there. He goes, well, not that. Fucking queen, that guy is lighting himself on fire. So Matt is, yeah, who's getting crushed.

Well, he's just like, he keeps on having all these shows canceled because he had these shows in, I think it was like New Mexico. Does he even do a lot of politics or just go play his songs and what he says online they don't like? I think he's just, he's so, I mean, he has songs about how Israel's sick. Like he's lyrics. Well, that's his deal. He's a fucking rabbi, basically.

Of course that's his deal. Yeah, that's his deal. But, and everybody expect him to be well everybody loved him but then they don't like how he's just still chopping block right now right dude he like in anyways he posts shit he's like i'm a zionist i'm pro-zionism like he's all that stuff right and so i guess some of these gigs in uh new mexico just the staff was like we're not showing up for these right they're like we're not showing up to work we're not working an event that he's playing so then the venues were like

well we have no staff we can't do the shows and then i guess other places were seeing that this is a viable thing and so now all these staff are kind of just protesting and they're just not showing up and that's yeah he was fucking sick though yeah he's the man i don't know about i don't know about all his stuff he's saying but yeah i don't know i just like his music yeah music's sick but uh anyway yeah he's like uh he's having all the shows canceled imagine don't imagine he pulled a reverse neil young and he goes i'm taking my music off all of the platforms that aren't owned by jews i'm removing my music from all palestinian palestinian owned platforms how many easiest protests you could do.

Schwarmify? No more music on Schwarmify. That would definitely be not the hardest protest to do. No, not too bad. So I also want to talk about this, the Social Security thing, too, a bit. Because I don't know if you saw, basically, so Ben Shapiro, among other people,

but have posted kind of a big issue is with all the entitlements and the social security stuff. Yeah. The gist of it is there's kind of not enough money, right? Yeah, they've been saying that forever. There's a Ponzi. Well, it's true. So I actually, me and you usually kind of disagree on this stuff a little bit.

So I wanted to hear what you think think because basically the ponzi scheme is people pay and all this money and then when they turn out when they reach a certain age they get more than the present value if they paid out essentially right yeah and that's kind of been going on in a lot of countries for a long time and it's just and it is a ponzi scheme because people are paying into it and then just it's getting paid out and the democrats their solution to some degree is like mass immigration yeah you know i think that none of them say that because a lot of people say oh the reason that they have so many people moving in is because you know eventually they'll vote democrat which is probably part of it but i think also another part of it is that they're like these people

will eventually will naturalize them make them pay taxes and then finally we and then the tech people kind of think which i agree with more, probably the only way out of this solution is to just have massive innovation. So I actually didn't, and I don't know if this is true, but I saw you on Musk's tweet about it. And I didn't see any community note on it. So I'll assume it's true. Because I always was very much people were like, oh, they're importing them because they want Democratic voters. And I'm like, these people are not gonna be able to vote for a very long time. And I never really subscribed to that but and this is kind of an interesting thing

is that when they take the census they do count people who are illegally here on the census right like and the census uh dictates how many like i guess congressional seats you get or like seats in your district so if you do actually have a huge influx of illegal people then because you have more people well i'm not denying outright that i'm just saying i never knew that i think that that doesn't actually that actually does make sense where you get you'll have more i mean to some degree of your birth rates so that's very true but if you're sounds true if you're if your uh birth rates aren't high enough the ponzi scheme doesn't work right sure so i mean that was my conspiracy about Roe v. Wade. And then all these, what was your conspiracy about Roe v. Wade?

That they repealed Roe v. Wade because people aren't having kids fast enough to replace them. And so they were like, look, we gave you the chance to have kids. You're not doing it. We're getting rid of abortions. We're just going to force your hand on this.

Okay. To some degree. Possibly, yeah. Well, and then, so the kind of, it's like a lot of these things are like futile efforts. You know what I mean? They'll basically say like, like we're gonna tax billionaires more and all this stuff and someone

kind of did an analysis of this and there's like if you tax the maximum amount of every billionaire in the world it would make one percent of the dent in this yeah like it's not even it's not even part of the conversation of possible solutions the only possible solution is like massive like middle class taxation sort of thing which you know uh no one wants to say that no one ever wants to say like hey i'm here my platform is i'm raising taxes on your average man yeah yeah fuck no i mean that'll never fly well this is the thing though and this is kind of just like backing up from the argument it is a bit of like the other argument is they're like, well, let's make them retire later. But you kind of did have a Ponzi scheme where people that are like a certain age, basically,

they printed a ton of money, made policies to inflate the housing, which inflated their amounts. And then now they're kind of like receiving a retirement that is a bill paid by the next generation that can't pay that bill yeah so what that's the problem that you're in so it's like i don't know what like what exactly the solution is it's like you either no matter what whether you print money whether you raise taxes you either have to decide at some point, like, hey, is the generation that did this paying this bill or is the people who are 35 now paying this bill?

Like one of the two of those kind of has to happen. I mean, the ultimate, if you're a politician. I mean, deflate the fucking housing market. Then at least you have to meet in the middle where you're like, hey, let's stop like propping up the housing market, have those things bring down. And then, then you want to raise taxes on people. You go, hey, let's stop propping up the housing market, have those things bring down, and then you want to raise taxes on people. You go, okay, that's fair. We're going half and half on this.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I think every politician, especially if you're the president, you just want to basically do nothing and just punt the ball to the next guy. Ideally, they just do nothing, kind of hem and haw. That's when they say that it's kind of like a coke bender. And they're just like, what we're going to try to do is take another line. I mean, I don't know what the amount of money in Social Security is.

It's probably like a fucking trillion. I'll tell you what isn't the answer is like massive kind of regulation on growth. Because that might be one of the only ways out of this. No. And if you want to lower the value value of homes you can either create more supply which is hard or just stop doing all the stuff that's inflated or you can just crank up the interest rate which has insane effects on a million other things so you're like yeah you can do that but you're gonna literally have a million other problems that's as far as i understand there's not

really well but you can just stop doing this stuff that's inflating them like for example like stop making it so hard to build them i know but you yeah you can and you know canada i think to a degree because canada is getting really fucked on this like way more where there's real estate there's so many people coming into the country and they're just like it's so slow to build places so much red tape and they're trying to be like you know we're clear in the red tape you're like still just takes time to build homes like that is the bottom like in and of itself like this isn't china where i don't know how they maybe they should go to china figure out how they do that because they'll put up a fucking high rise in like a week okay we're talking about two different problems i'm just saying that like

all all being equal like there isn't a really good solution for this one no i don't fix social security problem i have no clue man that's way above my pay grade yeah i i don't know i don't fix social security problem i have no clue man that's way above my pay grid yeah i i don't know i don't know how they would i don't know what their shortfalls are you're you're right i guess what's gonna happen is gonna keep kicking the can down the road that's what they always do they've been talking about this since like i've been following politics the problem with social security is that there's not gonna be enough money and it's gonna run there's currently not enough i guess they could just print more money they do it for every other problem well it's kind of what you're doing you're just basically saying everyone's this is everyone's money's worth less or they get someone or they invest it better

i mean i will say america does have one thing that they can really do bitcoin well they have a lot of land that they could sell off crown land i mean america has so much land that they own that's probably worth a fucking fortune see these are some out of the box type of solutions but again it might still not make a dent the problem is a lot of money there's a lot of people showing up with a big generation being like i want i'm getting a hundred grand a year well yeah yeah but the problem is who buys the land right like you don't want to sell the land to china right maybe china shows up and they go we'd love to buy your land you go no we don't want to do that there's probably a lot of countries where you go buy some we don't even want to sell you the land right and then so i mean but america is sitting on a you know an insane amount of

resources and it might take those but that's not that's probably like a last ditch scenario that they'd want to do because you don't ever get that back hmm all right well we didn't solve it we didn't solve the social security problem we're gonna talk this haiti thing's crazy too we're gonna talk about that on the patreon because it's been a while now my phone won't stop going off but patreon.com slash the boys cast but i want to tell people that's been like a really cool time for comedy and comedy specials and i did my show in calgary and everyone came out we did four sold out shows it was like really cool um and it was like i think it's gonna be awesome but it's uh there's a lot of uh specials so a buddy of ours dan saint germain just released his special on his youtube channel or actually on the uh it was on the other youtube channel let me just get it right um so if you like listening

to stand-up comedy specials um check out this one um dan cindermain fuck where's the special he's gonna be on the bathhouse which would have been two days ago but you can watch that on my channel he'll be on the channel check it out i'm gonna hold on i want to find out exactly which channel it's on um it was on the 800 pound gorilla channel and there's a lot of people that released pretty cool specials there but also a cost just released his special and he's pandering to me a little bit by having a bunch of hot indian girls dancing at the beginning of it yeah we might you know we'll ask him what you. We might try to have Akash on the boys cast. And then also. Soder. Soder.

Are you garbage? Yeah. Foley's already came out. And then the other one's. Kevin's is coming out today. Yeah. It's like Kevin, Ryan, Foley on the Are You Garbage channel. Akash, Dan Soder.

I tweeted that we should probably stop calling them specials. I know you're always taking shots, but... I'm not taking shots at anybody. I think it's... There's nothing wrong with comedy. I do get the... I like the format. I do get the point where people are like,

there's so many, but it's like, they're only an hour. If you like listening to comedy specials, that's sick that they come out. I'm not saying people shouldn't make them. I'm saying we shouldn't call them specials. What do you want to call them? I don't know.

Well, I mean, it's like when a band comes out with an album like you're kind of saying like well it didn't come out on a major label no i'm not saying that at all i don't care where it comes out what are you saying they're just they were called specials because they were like very rare because they could only come out on hbo or some shit like 30 years ago yeah but albums can only come out on uh fucking you know uh insert record label yeah that's true can only come out on a fucking insert record label. Yeah, that's true. Could only come out on... What's an Interscope before?

And then there's independent labels and people can release albums. And there's probably an album coming out every day. You could press your own album. There's probably a million albums coming out. At some point, it was very, very difficult to make an album. And then now it's not. And to me, that's better if you like music. No, for sure.

And if you like comedy... There's never been a better time to be a comedy fan than right if you're into comedy and out people release specials every year or two but it's like it's special because you don't release it every day you come out with one every two two years so if you're following this person and they release a special every two years like that is kind of a special thing if you've been a fan for a guy if you've been a fan for a guy for five years, he's done it twice. That's true. Yeah, that is true. I think it's cool.

Yeah, I mean, it's awesome. Listen, I'll get your point, and you're being funny. You're a comedian. I'm not taking shots. You're a comedian, and you're being funny. I'm doing comedy, Joe. It does seem like they do seem to be coming out more than normal. Yeah, for sure. But that is going to end, because a lot of comedians are releasing their first one yeah and then it's going to be like well that was all my material yeah that

was 25 years worth of material yeah so that's a lot of these people releasing their first specials you're like he's been working on that for 10 years yeah yeah for sure it is crazy sometimes when you see someone be like this is my first special and you're like how long you've been doing comedy for 15 years godfrey is just doing one he hasn't done a special in 10 years that guy's been one of the top comedians in the world forever I didn't know that I figured he'd be cracking them out No

So I'm on the side that it's good that a lot of specials are coming out Danny I'm also on the side of this Danny's on the side Same side It's just such an indefensible position yeah no i'm anti-comedy i'm an anti-comedy comedian patreon.com slash the boys cast peace