The Boyscast with Ryan Long - People Aren't Happy with Hegseth's High-T Military, Odyssey's Diverse Greeks, & The Pasta Pass

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

Hegseth's high-T army proves controversial, Nolan's Odyssey also proves controversial, and Olive Garden's free pasta pass MAY NOT BE AS FREE AS YOU THINK!   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Shopify - Go to https://shopify.com/boyscast to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts   Upcoming Shows:  Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - RIP Will Smith's hair 01:18 - Intro 01:41 - Double shots banned in Boston?? 06:35 - Olive Garden's free pasta pass 10:08 - They're smearing yogurt on windows in europe instead of air conditioning 12:33 - Doomsday theories 15:36 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 16:00 - Germany opening stores on Sunday to spur economy 17:41 - Odyssey 27:08 - AD - Shopify - Go to https://shopify.com/boyscast to sign up for your $1-per-month trial today 28:39 - Hegseth's Roid Army 46:14 - Kim Jong Un is the greatest golfer of all time 51:17 - Trump introduces pay-to-insider-trade scheme 55:24 - JD Vance is just a regular guy who don't know nothin bout no Epstein files 57:43 - Dave Ramsay gives the worst advice 1:03:06 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:05:50 - Mo money = mo problems for married women 1:12:54 - Canadian wildfires 1:18:18 - Jail influencers 1:22:58 - Female ED doctor 1:30:26 - Reddit thread "I found out my GF's bodycount and was turned off" 1:40:27 - Wrap up

Before we start, I just want to give a shout out to my main man, Will Smith. The article title is, Will Smith goes totally bald to stick it to Jada after Jada's harsh act to him during Tense Exchange went viral. So Will Smith. Oh, not in solidarity. I feel like he probably did the solidarity. He said, who's the alpha now? Yeah. To fight your enemies, you have to become your enemies.

He goes, who's the alpha now, Jada? You think you're the only bald one that can bang dudes in this house? he's got him well she walks in he's begging the same dude balder than her yeah he's crying he's so bald his head's a bit red yeah he's obviously crying yes exactly who's the alpha now Jada I'm the real bald man in this is he pulling it off at least the bald look uh... photo yeah you've seen a bald before but he's actually rocking it right now though

yeah it doesn't looks better with hair you're saying but makes him look older It does make him look older, but at the same more important time, there's a new alpha in the household. You've been put on notice, Jada. You've been put on notice. I'm the bald guy in this house. I'm the guy who bangs dudes in this house. Anyways, that's a shout out to our man, Will Smith. Episodes dedicated to him.

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according to our analytics mostly gentlemen just got back from Boston which by the way Boston's an interesting city because it's kind of it's got that New York thing where people think of it

New York has like, what they really picture is like Brooklyn hipster sort of, but in reality, it's a lot of like, you know, wiggers from Queens. Right. You know what I mean? South, oh yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of guys with, you know, walking around just like, who, you bumping into me? But Boston has that and I had an experience with both of them because half the city is like

university shit. Yeah, yeah. It's like upper crust. Right, right. And then half it's like, you know, this cliche Boston like getting into a fights at a baseball game, thinks he's in the mafia a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were at this restaurant.

First of all, they outlawed doubles, which you got to think that's some academic shit gone too far, right? Like double drinks? Yeah, yeah, you go all the double. They go, no, that's illegal. Like, they've went to parliament or whatever you call it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Congress.

They've made it illegal to get a double shot of alcohol, right? You have to order one, and then you order one separately. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. America. That's 100% I thought there's America, but you get a lot of academics in a town. That's the kind of shit you come up with, right?

And that's the one. you the type of bartender I was at. Like if you want, is it just for shots or for drinks too? Like you just can't get like a stiff like no no stif like double vodka soda. No, no. They, what about it in a tall glass? No, dude. Like you'd be like, okay, order me two singles and put them.

Look it up. I know. I believe you. I'm just like, that's so stupid. Yes. Doubles outlaw. Yeah, you are like an outlaw. If you have to have to bring your own shot, which I'm sure.

Skip when I said doubles outlawed, they give me a bunch of tennis stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, are they banning doubles tennis? So this is the type of, let me give you an example of the type of place that this was at, right? Because I'm sure a lot of places they don't follow these rules. We were talking about something or other. And then someone, my body, I think he was saying something about like the Trump.

He was mentioning something about one of the, the Trump family is like making money on this and that. He was talking about something like that, right? And then the bar. bartender walks over to our table and had to interrupt and he goes, God cares about only himself and then walked away. But he's like, he heard someone talking about Trump, but he had to come interrupt and be like, God doesn't fucking care about anyone but himself, right? And then walked away. And then we went to, uh, with be a man. Yeah, yeah, Boston be a man. Boston be a man. We went to a bar that was like, essentially they still think they're in the

mafia in 1970, right? It's like whitey bald is or shit. We were at the table. They have the, the waiters come by. And then he has a trick where he puts a coffee cup, like an espresso cup, on a plate. But he puts a spoon through it. And then he comes up, he goes, oh, and he pretends to spill a coffee on you. And he holds it up with the thing. He was doing like uncle tricks at our table. I mean, that's the thing.

We've lost that as a society as waiter tricks. Waiter uncle tricks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that used to be like, when you go to old steakhouses, you get good waiter tricks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And this guy 100% would have gave you a double if you asked. There was no question. He had pictures of himself with like Al Capone on the wall

Like all this sort of shit This guy So I always think cities are interesting like that Where they have just the two ends of the spectrum Like really really like crammed in you know But that was my point Well they have like literally like the smartest people on earth And the dumbest people on earth

Right Right like they live it's like Harvard MIT And then whatever riffraff they have over in South Boston And put the riffraff making more sentence when it comes to alcohol palsy, that's for sure. Well, that's probably why they had to, it was probably like a bunch of snooty dudes who were just like, yeah,

these roofraffs kind of ruining our experience. They won't stop drinking and driving. Yeah, and they're just like, you know, they're so loud at the bar. Right. It's like, I'm trying to listen to my Mozart. I'm trying to listen to Mozart. Yeah, at the bar. Yeah, well, like, you know, those like DJ machines or whatever? Sure, yeah.

Throwing on Mozart just like over and over again. On the jukebox. Jukbox. yeah, DJ machines. Whatever, I don't know what they're called anymore. So this is my opinion of why, you know, socialism, it's not going to work in America. And when they just did right now, so Olive Garden tried to do things, say, where they done an unlimited pass to pass, right?

Yeah. And this is, I feel like American in a nutshell. Was Olive Garden releasing an unlimited pass to pass? By the way, that's the Canadian pronunciation. Pasta. I know everybody's fucking thrown a fit right now. That's my hardest one, actually. That's my hardest Canadian

to lose. That's the one where my default... I don't know, but that's the one where my default is I always want to say pasta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always, and I have to like... Like Gary Jameson had a joke where he goes, time travel is eat pasta. Yeah. Yeah.

But that is like, that is my number one Canadian-American switch word where I like have the most problems with. I think sorry kind of... That one I don't. It's just pasta. so they tried to do their unlimited pasta pass yeah pasta pasta they tried to do their unlimited pasta pass and then first of all they overloaded the site uh-huh and then there was too many people in the queue and they basically like tore their server they only had 10,000 of them right thing it was limited and it's not like an unlimited people are waiting in the queue for like nine hours by the way

I would like to say as someone who enjoys food it is crazy to go to a restaurant and order more than one pasta. That's not enough for you. And we're talking about olive garden. Huge plate of pasta. Like a massive thing, like Fettuccini Alfredo, and you're like, you know what, I'm still kind of a little peckish. Can we get a lasagna out here?

Didn't make a dent. Like that's, I've never in my life finished a bowl of pasta and was like, yeah, let's get another one. Keep them coming. Yeah, keep them coming. And by the way, the people that are saying keep it coming, they've also had like a loaf of bread at this point. Yeah, you've had a loaf of bread. You probably had soup, salad, all the stuff.

And you're just like, this stuff. a second pasta? Right. And these people, don't forget, so they waited in the queue for nine hours. They took the day off work to try to buy their pasta pass, right?

It's literally like trying to get like Taylor Swift tickets. They're like in the queue. Yeah. And then on top of that, so on top of that, once the people did get their passes, within 24 hours,

Olive Garden had to release this statement. No, the never-ending pasta pass is only for use by pass holder whose name is printed on the pass. Passes are personalized and non-transferable. pass holders must present a valid photo ID

so basically people were buying them and their entire extended family but like you have to you can't go together that's the funniest part is just like like you're going on for an area no it's my turn with the past tonight but that's what people are coming back in disguise

and they're kind of thinking like listen I don't need ID to fucking vote and you're telling me I need ID to eat some pasta yeah that is uh that is a lot it says here you are de Kwan Yeah, I'm DeKuan, what's the problem? I remember when Olive Garden came to Canada? It was there for like, I want to say a year or something?

It was awesome. Fell apart? It just didn't. It was like Target. It just like didn't work. Right. So, but if you think of the difference in this country where they go,

okay, this is what happens when you give people even the smallest inkling of free stuff. It's going to be taking advantage. Well, it's not free. It's a promotion. Well, it's free for the people that are getting their... Well, they've got to buy the pass. No, no, no. I'm saying it's free for the person who didn't buy the past.

It's coming in a disguise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like literally making a fake ID to use. It's a country of scammers, right? You take what you can get. Of course. Right? Whereas other countries, we've talked about like Britain right now.

This is a Britain article when they turned off their air condition. They go, fact or fiction, you can cool your home by smearing yogurt on the windows. They're really throwing the kitchen sink of this. So in America, if you tell people that you can get more welfare about having kids, lo and behold, you got 95 kids, your husband's in a different place. Like, this is within an hour. This is a yogurt thing is so. Britain, you tell them you can't put air condition on.

They got fucking yogurt on their window. Yes, sir, tell me out. It's like you can put anything on your window that'll stop the light from coming in. Like anything white, I guess, that'll like reflect. Yeah, you can also put paint and you're not going to get a million bugs on your window. It's like, this is one step you go. Hey, in Britain, we found out because we need to listen to our government. We've figured out that if you can put two guys having sex in front of your window, it actually blocks the heat.

Yeah, it blocks the heat. Yeah, it makes a very cool apartment. Cool flat. Yeah, so to me, that's the difference of, like, what an ungovernable country looks like versus a governable country. And when you're ungovernable, you can't, people are going to exploit every loophole, right? Yeah, I'm curious, like, because how long does the never-ending pasta pass last for? Oh, I think you buy a year pass, probably. Yeah, it says after six long years, it's back.

It's for 13 weeks. I'm curious, it's a 13-week promotion. I'm curious, like, who, like, how many times. the person who uses it the most will use it. Do you think, well, every day. And more... Every day? Yeah, and I think that there's someone right now

having to look at his girlfriend being like, and she goes, oh, I'm just in cue for the past to pass. And he's just like, never been so nervous. Like, oh, no. Eating fucking Olive Garden, 91 days in a row. Not only that. Then you're taking something to go every time, too. Yeah, probably they don't allow that,

but probably like you bring a little Ziploc and you kind of... Yeah, she's in the bathroom, brings her plate to the bathroom and then puts it... Yeah, she's a... Ziplock bag. You have like a zip lock line backpack. And then you put it in one of your folds. You bring the zip lock bag on the space between your gut and your pelvic.

Yes. That is, uh, yeah, but no, it's non-transferable. They make a point of saying. Yeah, of course they do,

but people aren't listening to that. No, are you kidding me? Yeah, so then fine, you go, you need the idea. It's like,

okay, we share an ID now. Family of 12. Yeah. I mean, that would be, uh, if you get it for the whole family,

that would be great, but they, I'm sick of doomsday theories, period. I know that that's the Britain part of it where I've noticed on the internet in the last three years and this is right and left it's just all doomsday theory theories

like AI is going to kill us in two years you know climate change is going to kill us in two years yeah we're all going to be broken out of a job and dead and two years. Yeah it's all the bad stuff but everyone's turned into a doomsday theory because that is you know that is what's clickable I guess right? Yeah I mean that is it doesn't help to say like things are going to get a little worse you gotta be like

we're dead. I mean, that's like the old news adage. If it bleeds, it leads. Right, but now it's the bleeding is, you're bleeding out. Yeah, you're bleeding out. If it bleeds out, it's like a figurative bleeding. If it bleeds out in the next two years and you're dead, it leads. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of doomsday stuff right now. But that's, it's not even right now. I feel like it's, they've been doing it. I agree. I just feel like it's turned up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I feel like there usually was. Which they fixed, by the way. I didn't even know that. Yeah, I know. I was like the craziest. I was like, what happened to the ozone layer? And they're like, we actually fixed that one. Okay, so there used to be like one at a time. Yeah, yeah, it was one at a time.

You know, there was usually one at a time. Now you're just getting inundated by like, you're done, bud. And a lot of them were wacky. Like they were like Mayan calendar was, it was like, was like 18 months of just like the world's going to end on the mine calendar or whatever. You're like, all right. That was it for a bit. Yeah. Yeah. So now I feel like they're hitting you with like 12 at the same time. Yeah, there's a lot of, because I think people figured out that the doomsday business is a better business. Yeah. I mean, fear definitely. You think Al Gore's. did okay on his documentaries telling you were going to die 10 years ago. Yeah, I mean, that was

fucking 25 years ago at this point or something. That was a lot. No, he said, I think he said he did he did it 25 years saying you were going to die. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, I mean, that's what good, yeah, like if you, good news doesn't get clicks and then you go, you know, you like, oh, you know, we solve world hunger. People are like, I don't know. No, good news doesn't get clicks. It's more like, I'll read the, I'll read the headline. Yeah, but even from the commentator perspective, like, things are going to be okay. It does not get your blood boiling and get you emotional. I Literally people are like, I don't want things to be okay, though. Well, how many times if they've done that study, it's, you know, like from pickup artist's

styles where you go, the guy who just gives woman everything that she wants is actually, like, doesn't work as good. Right. You sort of need to tell them, like, there's a big problem and I'm here to solve it. Or also. Got to lay down the law. You got to give them what you want, then you take it away a little. Whatever.

There's psychology to all of this. But my point is, is too many people have hacked the psychology, I think. And you go every day, it's just like 50 people telling me like, five. Five years left. Yeah. Well, that's like the rise of digital, like, analytics. I think it was like newspapers. They were just like, all right, well, we see month to month subscriptions and paper sales,

but that's about it. They kind of had like an inkling of what does well, but that was their only metric. It was just like, how many newspapers do we sell? Right. So just, and now going around the world for what these other countries look to in comparison, so America, we're doing the all day past to pass. You can't even get people to just do one. customer. Something an Italian mind cannot comprehend.

Thank you. Yes. Like imagine American tourists showing up and they're like, where do I buy the pasta pass? I'm like, what? Fellas, come see me on tour. The shows have been amazing. I got Denver coming up this weekend where I'm filling my special. It's sold out, but we got Albuquerque the weekend

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that's a good way to put it an Italian mind can't even comprehend they don't even have seed oils in their past over there they don't have any other they don't have any like the genetically modified wheat or anything they're just like what? Yeah in Germany they had a ban on Sunday shopping so everything has to be closed Sunday and then their economy's so bad that they have to they're talking about like maybe if we allow

people to open their stores on Sunday yeah I mean I don't know I guess I guess that's a vestige of a formerly Christian nation? No, that's Christian, but it's also sort of like workers' rights stuff, you know what I mean? It's a, it's a tinge of, it's like more, it's like a... Because they had it in Canada for a while, too. I think they got rid of that, but I think when we were like little, they had that same, like everything was closed on Sundays.

Yeah, it's obviously Sunday is, it's a Christian thing, but it also comes as a like, the reason why they have trouble turning it over because the idea is like people shouldn't have to work on that. Right, yeah, yeah, that as well. So that's what's going on. Germany and then when it all falls apart, they always start rolling back these kind of like, you know, authoritarian policies. I mean,

it must be some kind of boost to the economy, but you imagine like most of these goods just get purchased Monday through Saturday? To some degree, but I think that Sunday as a day people have off, so that's a day they would go shopping. Yeah, probably buy more coffees and stuff. But you can just say in general, you go, hey, let's put all these restrictions

on stuff. Lo and behold, that has some, whatever the amount is, they add up to having negative things on the economy. It's funny that they're mass migration is not helping the economy. And now they're like just going back to like, why don't we open shops on Sunday? Yeah. Probably they're like, we would like to import 40 million more people, but it's kind of, kind of not exactly trendy anymore.

So let's just open shops on Sunday and see how that does. You know, speaking of other cultures, yeah. I think this Odyssey movie, which I've not watched. I've not watched. But the, dude, do you know, by the way? Discourse around it is killing me. Dude, do you know? This is like new to me.

I didn't know this. So I went and looked like the, I was looking because, you know, everybody's like it's sold out. and so I was seeing if you could get tickets. The AMC at Showtime, or Kipps Bay, sorry, does, like, they have movies starting at 2 in the morning. And movies starting at 6 in the morning. What? Like, you can see, they had a toy story showing, not even The Odyssey, because I was like,

maybe this is like The Odyssey. So you want to take your kid to a movie before school? Dude, no. They had, well, they, well, the Odyssey, I think is just, like, demand. So they're like, we're doing 6 a.m. showings, because there's only one true IMAX in New York. it's like Lincoln Lincoln Plaza or whatever so that one is like people are like I'll just if I can go at six I'll go at six like that's the only time but like you can go watch toy story at 1 30 in the morning showing like you're getting out of like four who is doing that I have no idea but I look that I'm like that's like some furry shit probably maybe about like I never knew that was an option like I thought of the last movie always was like 11 yeah that I didn't know that yeah I've never seen that after the bar I don't know if that's a sign that like I mean I think that's sick you can go to the after the bar you go grab a yeah yeah you guys want to go to a diner or maybe let's watch a movie yeah but you can like that was like I've never seen that before I don't know if that's like I don't know if that's

just because like movies are back or something I don't know I think it's cool yeah yeah I would do that but I obviously people weren't happy with leave the after hours go to the six a.m. showings Sick. I've heard some people say that Odyssey was kind of sick but even those people is just like it's just so funny the idea of that uh well someone did a thing where they go they go This is how they said about The Odyssey. They go, when they were describing the Odyssey, they go,

The outlet said that you are racist, if you disagree with using a Kenyan actress who had never heard of the Greek epic to play Helen of Troy. The actress said the film is just a mythological story, right? So it's not a big deal. This is how they said about Mona. To ensure the representation

was done with respect and authenticity, countless artisans, consultants, experts, advisors, and department heads were closely with the cultural trust. They kind of, but... Well, obviously, this D.E.I. stuff goes one way. Right, right, right.

And I think someone on Twitter found that. But to me, I think that it would be funny is, it's like, obviously you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to do their stories. Like, if you're doing a white culture, you're allowed to fuck with it, right? Yeah. And people can complain, but it doesn't matter. The only times they don't is World War II movies. That's the only time when they go, well, like, when they're the villains, they go,

let the whites be the villains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But to me, I think what would be actually... funny is you just have to do one. Like we have to do like the history of African and make them like Canadian. You know what I mean? Like yeah.

We straight up make we go we're doing like the history of like Kenya. And the guy's like fucking what's up there, bud? Yeah. Toss me my fucking lip ring there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Giant. Yeah, yeah. Fucking look at that.

Broad down there with the fucking neck to say. That fucking neck's looking our eight. Yeah, that ex goes for fucking miles, eh? to me that that's how you do it yeah so and then you go you go what no i just i was really like inspired by the greece odyssey like the fact that they just took this story i didn't know i didn't know we could do that yeah i didn't i actually didn't know that that was an option so you have to play dumb on it sure fucking you go no you do this it was like the sleep no we do cool running but you do the slave trade and then the like it's people being like i don't know what to tell you bud

you're a slave now. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just fucking sold you, pal. You should have thought of that before I captured you. Yeah. Fucking British, you're... White slaves. British are coming to fucking pick you up pretty soon,

so I don't know what to tell you there, pal. I mean, they did kind of do that movie in the 90s, white man's burden. I don't know if you remember that movie. No, what was white man? With John Travolta and I think Harry Belafonte, but it was like a reimagined world where whites were slaves. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty good. I probably watched it when I was like 10, 95, so 12, 95. Oh yeah, Harry Belafonte, John Travolta. And it's literally like, he's like, you know, it's just like rolls reversed completely.

It's kind of like Man in the High Castle kind of scenario where it's not bad. It only has 5.3 stars on it. Yeah, I think we need to do a version of that. But you do like the, you do the history of Jamaica and it's just only white rosters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude cool runnings. Yeah. We do. Cool running.

It's the white Jamaican bobsled to him. And he's like, he sort of talks like a Southern California guy, you know what I mean? No, you give him the accent. That would be disrespectful. No, I don't think you do. Do you give him the full accent? I think you give him like a SoCal skateboarder accent. Fucking brodie.

I don't even, I can't do that one that good. Let's get now. Let's get into some pitch meetings. So, cool runnings, but they're all white. Yes, exactly. We're reimagining it. White Jamaicans, which are, exist. Are you saying they don't exist? Yeah, they exist and, you know, they got there probably

fine. This is the story of the slate trade. It's like, and then it's this ship coming over and they go, I'm listening. You go, so picture this. Bryson is just in the, he's just, you know, he's in the hall of the ship. Bryson's like, fucking, you know, can we get some fucking grub down here? I'm freaking starving. Here me out. Tom Cruise as Coontocente. Yeah. It would be worth. Fucking starving down here, eh? And then they have to throw them out.

That would be a tough pitch up in Canada. Now, you're throwing me over? What the fuck's this? I mean, that would be amazing if you could somehow get in like a CBC pitch meeting and then just film the pitch. Film the pitch. Film the pitch. And you're pitching like the, yeah, the African slave trade.

Yeah, like the Underground Railroad. The Underground, yeah, yeah. But it's all whites. Yeah, the Underground Railroad. We're just reimagining things, you know. Reimagining things. I mean, we've done it. it black a million times. It's just

something different. There's nothing else to do with it. Yeah, yeah, Harry Tubman. Yeah. And Harry's like, you know, he's hairy. Fuck. It's where you win. Harriet Tubman's a man now. His name's Harry Tubman. He's white. Harry Tubman. He's just like, he's fat. He grew up in Sudbury.

He grew up in Sudbury, Ontario. Loves puck. Just got, he just loves puck. He loves puck. Yeah, yeah, he's got Leapst shirt on the whole time. They go, there wasn't even the Leafs back then. He goes, yeah, but he knew. Hey, man. You got to use your imagination here.

We're asking you to suspend disbelief a little bit. Yeah, and they're in the Underground Railroad, and they're playing mini-sticks hockey. That's true. They'll allow you to suspend disbelief until you want a white guy playing a black guy. That's what they're just belief came. Yeah, I don't see it. I don't see how I can. But I think we're onto something with, yeah, Underground Railroad.

Yeah. They love Pock. Love Puck. All the kids are on the, on the, like, one of the carts playing mini-sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and they've got like a small little net there. I think I have some legs. Fucking, can we get some light on here?

I'm freaking fucking, can't see a thing, eh? And are all the, do you make, like, the slave masters all black? Like, do we reverse everybody? Yeah, I think so. No, you make them India. Or like Chinese or something. Did she make the slave master's Chinese or Indian? Well, right, because there was Japanese, like, internment in Canada.

So, well, you know, they were interned. Yeah. So then maybe. we make the Japanese the slave owner. So she's like really just like snow glow a bit. Just shake everything up. Yeah, snow globa. Yeah, snow glove it.

Just like everything is different. Japanese slave owner. Yeah. And he's like yelling and screaming at this like hockey boy. GoFund me will be up on Friday, guys. We raised $2 million. We'll make it. And it's just completely reimagined.

So you have like, you have SoCal, SoCal skateboarders are, the Rastas. Yeah. Or like a long, yeah, yeah, a guy from Long Beach. Lincoln,

Lincoln would be Indian. Lincoln's Indian for sure, dude, yeah, he's like, what's that? Oh, yeah, Lincoln will be an Indian guy. Yeah, I think. And he's got a thick,

like Indian accent, but he speaks English. Yeah. Johnny, you could play your great, Gry, good, grandfather. And then they're saying like, oh, we just,

so like with Abraham, Lincoln, they're just like, we think slaves are good. He goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's, like, negotiating. He wants, like, a real deal to fucking enslavery, you know? Right.

Because we've presented you with a deal. HB.1s. No, no, no, no, no, no. If you want them to work, you have to get them HB. We have to pay for HB1s. I think we're on to something. I think that's what it is, yeah. Yeah.

I will say, though, people did say that movie was good. Oh, I mean, it's like everybody's like, this is the greatest movie of all the time. And certainly... I haven't heard that, but... I've seen a lot of that. And a lot of people... For anyone you know, though, I'm not talking about, like, press.

Obviously, press is dirty. No, I don't know. Like Twitter people, but not like, not press people, just people on Twitter who are just... Damon got pretty shredded at 55. Who? Oh, Matt Damon? Yeah, yeah, for sure, buddy. That's the wonders of HGH, man. I know. Test, man. He just do tests, and you're just a new man.

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Actually, speaking of tests, because we were, uh, the army thing. Oh, yeah. There was like 40 articles about that, like, kind of, that was, when I talk about, like, the media being nuts, this was one of the craziest things. Because Pete Hagsick, first off, it's not mandatory. It's still optional. Right. So he announced that they're going to do annual testosterone screenings for service members. Yes, which is, again, logically, you're like if, and, you know, even the transgenders who are going on testosterone to reassign their gender, like they understand that it just makes you more manly.

like I if I was like an army and I go dude they're all just fucking every one of them teed out up dude you're fighting a juiced up army just like totally roided up army you're like yeah that's I wouldn't want that yeah and and by the way on the conjurary on you go hey uh did you know that like that's the lowest tea army in the world right yeah you're like that's uh it's a good idea you can argue if I was if you want to make fun of it it is funny that like people like Heggisth, you know, they post videos of them, like, doing chin-ups. And, you know, they're obviously doing this to some degree to, you know, do a big press thing. But that is maybe what an army should be doing. But, but, but then the media wrote like 40 articles. There was like so many

articles being like, Pete Hegsus plan for high tea troops is junk science in a fever dream. And you go, it's not junk science that you, the testosterone is like, so why is juice illegal then? Not only that, but it's like, go look at anybody who's taking it. And just like, makes you jacked. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what do you mean junk science?

It's like maybe there's, you could say there's some potential like health repercussions down the line. But I'm sure like they're not, it's all, you know, medically supervised if you're getting tea in the army. I could, I honestly couldn't believe what I was reading.

I thought, well, just, you know, anything he says, they're like. Yes, but this would be,

you think someone would sit down to read and you go, I'm writing an article about how testosterone doesn't help you. And then you go, this is, we need another. angle. This is like too crazy. It's junk science. To say like, hey, maybe we shouldn't be like doing scientific experiment.

Like maybe go a Tuskegee angle. I could do an angle better than this. Yeah, this is just the junk science. They go, now he has a rather dubious plan. They're checking the T levels of like 35. Pretty good idea. Pretty cheap probably to implement. We're going to check the T levels of 35 year old soldiers

to make sure they don't have a low T problem and they go and then give them the option to go on TRT if they should they choose to. Like, I'm sure there's some guy who's, like, you know, a higher ranking, like, you know, a higher ranking, like, not in the field, like warfighter, like a general and goes like, yeah, I don't really need to be. I don't need to. Yeah, I'm barely fighting. I'm, like, 50.

Like, I don't need to. You know, I'm more of like an ideas guy. I'm an idea. He's like, he's just so low tea. Yeah, yeah. You're like, I don't, I don't think I need that. But yeah, if you want, if you want some 30-year-old being like, yeah, fucking juice me to the gills. This is, I could, to write it art, to have, like, 15 articles by being like,

This idea that testosterone helps men is like a... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's just like junk science. And in case where the individual's testosterone is judged to be efficient, voluntary hormone therapy. Addressing service members directly, Hegss said, without offering evidence, the program would benefit your performance, your resilience, and your long-term health. Yeah.

Yeah. Is there any... I don't know what we're talking about here. Is there any question? The only thing that they could say is you go, Yes, one of the reasons men die sooner is testosterone. It does make you age a little quicker, but... Yeah, and, like, there are, like, look,

there are side effects of taking testosterone, specifically, like, hypogonatalism or whatever, where essentially, like, you can't make sperm anymore. Like, it makes you sterile. But there's another drug you can take that just makes it so that doesn't happen. And I'm, again, I'm like, they're not just dropping fucking, like, tea kits and everybody's, like,

barracks. Do you know how many studies they've done? Of, like, dudes... Yeah, I've... dudes that have like a low T problem and you go it makes them depressed it changes their like decision making patterns it makes you uh like less fearless yeah i mean that's the thing is like you want you don't want them to be you make some uh worried anxious more risk avert you like yeah you don't want your war fighters to be risk averse you want them to be like crazy no this is like the type

of thing that i would be maybe like arguing with a girl at a bar and i'm just like are you mental like right yeah you're talking to a girl at bar she goes well i don't think people should have to solve and you're like you are you are you are you Is your brain broken? You think that, yeah, like, it's one thing where if they were saying, this is mandatory now, and you're like, okay, that's a little crazy. Every guy has to use. Yeah, every guy has to just take an ejection of TRT every week.

Like, you'd be like, okay, that's maybe a little much. Yeah. But just, you know. Also, they're saying a deficiency. If you're in the normal levels, they don't tell you to do it. And again, like, this same person would be like, for a transgender person, we'd be like, TRT's health care. That's, I'm, I'm, it's literally like, you know, necessary health care.

and you go, why is it not for a guy who's T's Lowe? Great point. Addressing service members directly. Adrian Dobbs, who researches gonadal function at John Hopkins University, tells Wired Magazine that she was quite surprised that this is something they're thinking about. It's a very complicated issue to make a diagnosis

of male hypogonadism, the medical term for when the testicles aren't producing enough testosterone. And you go, she's saying like it's actually very complicated to know if someone's T's low and you go it's actually not that complicated. Yeah, you take a blood test and again, hypogonatalism or whatever like there's a fix for that like so you don't ever get there. Yeah, you can fix for that.

There's just like another, I don't know if it's another shot or a pill you take or whatever and that just like cancels that out. So you're not sterile because like if you were doing that, you'd be like sterilizing all these men essentially. Right. To become like these fucking monsters. But you're like, you're not doing that. But there's, yeah. So if you're saying like, like. like anything, you go, hey, your body's low in this, right?

Yeah. And then there's a probably good way to solve that and there's a bad way to solve that. But then you're just getting into the nitty gritty of like, how do you solve a low T problem? But the idea that you go, we tested these men and certain men have like a low T problem. And you go, and we shouldn't do anything. You're just like, or not even a low T problem. Maybe it's in a normal range, but that range is so huge where maybe they're like, yeah, I want to be on the higher end of it. I don't think that's what they said, though.

They said if you're in the normal range, they're saying that people that, you know, they're They have guys in the army that are like 37. Yeah, of course. And these guys, they're T's too low. They're T's lower than the normal range. Right. Which makes you like more neurotic. It makes you, uh, I mean,

strong. I mean, you've probably seen something where, okay, if you're like well rested, uh, in good shape, you're at like one of your less fat stages. Yeah. So your T's probably in a better place, right?

Yeah. And then like, let's say something happens like you miss a flight. Like you handle that with way more calmness. Then you're like hungover. Of course. Uh, you know what I mean? you're like, you're out of shape right now. You haven't slept, so your T's probably all out of whack.

Yeah, your hormones are all over the place. Yeah, and then like little things are like a big deal at that time. Yeah, you turn into a girl. You turn into a girl. What you're saying is you turn into a girl. Correct. Yeah, but this is one of those things where you go, this is like settled the like testosterone. Can women take this?

That's my, well, why not just get rid of every man's testosterone if there's no benefit? Is this an option for women? Probably. Yeah. I think they, I can't remember what they said about women, but, but, They go, because of circadian rhythm, as they pointed out, hormone is typically seen at higher levels in the morning and lower throughout the day. And they go, yeah, I'm sure that people testing this are able to like account for that.

They go, how are we going to test it? Like, do you test it in the morning? You just at night. You go, how about both? You go, all right, well, I have more things. Yeah. Again, this is being administered by a doctor. Like, that's the main thing is they're not buying it from a bodega, which, by the way,

you can buy all this shit like a bodegas now in New York. Yeah. Like they were like, dude, they all sell like peptides now and like, like, really? Yeah, they all sell like every like, there's one right by here. Do you have anything to say about Chinese peptides while we're on the topic? Pretty good. Pretty good. I like them.

You learned your lesson. I learned my lesson. I have a, I learned my lesson. that's not great. That's not great. Misinformed. Yeah. It's like, I mean, literally every athletic association, if you take exogenous testosterone, they ban you.

Why? Misinformed. Why? Why do they ban? Why does every athletic thing ban you? Good question. Well, it's because it makes you, like, your performance improves. Like, it's, you know, has every athletic body wrong about this?

Did they miss the mark? Dude, they've literally been backed into a corner where they're arguing that, like, juicing doesn't help. Yeah, I know. It doesn't make you stronger. It's like eating a vegan diet and doing calisthenics does. And testosterone is very important hormone, she says. It plays a key role, but it is not something that's going to make you smarter.

Well, I don't know if he says it's going to make you smarter. Nobody said that. But low tea does give you brain fog. You do have brain fog a bit when you have low-tale. Also, it's like I don't want my war fighters to be smarter. It's not something that's going to make you live longer. Well, yeah, I don't think they're saying it makes you live longer. We simply don't have the data to suggest that,

the long... Live longer. What do you need 70-year-old soldiers for? We're not talking about that. If they're saying he slipped in that you're going to live longer, I don't know. I didn't see the part where he said

you're going to live longer. You're not going to live longer. Your quality of life will be better while you're alive. Aside from the problems of trying to define normal amounts of testosterone and standardizing the screening process. I mean, literally go to a fucking quest

diagnostics and just be like, hey, what's the normal level of testosterone? It's like they have like a range. And they go, this is normal. like it's a it's a I've done it we've both done it we both done it many times we both done Merrick Health

and it's like it's agreed upon and you go well I disagree with that okay well you can move it a little yeah yeah but it's like if you want to mess with the range a little bit but you go okay this person's way below and you go what about that and you go we don't know but I think that range

is like you know they're not familiar with the term standard deviation like it's right but I think that even the range is like that's the range like you know doctors have all gone together and just agreed You go, that's the range. Sure, but that's what it is.

Even if you want to argue with that, you go, okay, so you're three percentiles lower. And you go, well, I don't know, maybe it should be three and a half. You go, okay, well, this guy's nine. So do you agree he needs it? Yeah, he should have reframed it as just like gender reaffirming care for anybody who wants it. Can you imagine a guy that's like low T? He's like sluggish. He needs more sleep.

He's always tired. They do the thing. And then they go, yeah, you're like way below your, you're in the 90% of people your age have more testosterone. You go, what is normal? You go, and then you go, well, 90% of people have more. They go, well, maybe that's normal.

Yeah, maybe I'm the normal one. Maybe they're the abnormal one. And you go, is it possible that when you're thinking like that, maybe you shouldn't be involved in these kind of male performance topics? Maybe we should be listening to women about this. What's her name? Yeah. Let's have a man chime.

Dobbs. Let's have a man chime in. Aside from the problems with trying to define normal. Also, with the army, you go, they kick people, they kick people out with, like, bad vision. They kick people out with. There's like tons of people that tried to go to the Army and they couldn't. Yeah.

Because they have some injury and they go, a guy's sitting there with like the lowest tea in the land. And they go, that's not like something we could fix. Again, they're just trying to soup them up. This is all this is. These are people who are already in the Army. They go, we want to soup them up a little. And I'm saying that that was to me when it was funny. But now I'm like arguing against them because they're actually not really arguing they want to soup it up.

That's sort of the funny version. They're actually just saying they want to soup a guy back to normal who has a deficiency. I'm sure some guys are. be like, yo, fucking crank me. Well, I don't think the, like, medical doctors are going to be, like, some guys in the normal range and they're like, I mean, that's... I bet you're if you're, like, if you're, like, the low end of the normal range, you'd be like, yo, let's get me to the top end.

We could juice you. Yeah, well, I want to. I'm like, sure, why not? There's no question that Loti would make you more likely to dessert, especially for someone like me that's on likely to dessert already. You are likely to dessert. We both are. I'd come back.

I was like, I went to the town. I'm like, I'm in. I'm fighting in Russia. I went to Kiev. I'm like partying with everyone. You know, I come back with the Russian hat. I take off the Russian hat back to the trenches where you,

I just fucking killed nine guys over there. I did good. I did real good. Yeah, I'm limping back. I just partying to her in Kiev. Yeah. That's right.

I do these flyers and I was thinking it was funny flyer. A comedian actually performs accidentally performs for the wrong troops. In front of North Korea, like, with the face like, ooh. I just, I just, all like. did was respond to an email that says perform for the troops for 20 G's.

Okay. Telegraph, testosterone, Megas' latest obsession. Trump administration moves insecurities about being a real man from online forums. This is an actual thing, though, if you're a man that's like in his 40s and you have like super low testosterone, that does

make your quality of life worse. Yeah, and again, this isn't even like, like this used to be the domain probably 20 years ago of like bodybuilding websites, but this is like mainstream now. Yes, yes, yes. Like, this stuff is completely mainstream.

This isn't some underground thing where people are injecting themselves and, you know, they're not really tracking it and all the stuff. Like, this is so mainstream now. Like, I think the this is what the hill says. Heg's this testosterone screenings indicative of homoeroticism. So their angle is like, he's

trying to be like, you're gay. Yeah, yeah, he's gay. He just wants, he wants more buff dudes in the military. Saying that men trying to get their testosterone levels back to normal is gay is the equivalent of saying women wearing makeup is lesbo. Sure. You're like, oh, look at women going to

Pilates. Pilates, pretty fucking lesbian. And we like it. I think it's indicative of the fact that there's so many people in this administration that have this weird like intense, homoerotic feelings towards men will also be incredible homoic. I love like these left wing

outlets have literally just been like, you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, like that's the hell. Yeah. The hill, I give the hill credit for at least finding an angle because the other ones were just like there's nothing this is completely unscientific to say that men having like low T's a problem. I just love it. The hill at least came out and said like kind of gay. Like an actual like, you know, reputable journalistic source is just like pretty fucking gay though, right? That being said, this is who they interviewed, uh, Balliant who is openly gay. So they interviewed a gay guy and she goes

And said that oh and a gay woman So they interviewed a lesbian and she goes She does not find the homo eroticism to be the weird part The weird part is they pretend that it's not what that's about So she they interviewed an expert on being gay A gay woman who Confirms what we already thought which was this is pretty gay We interviewed is there something wrong with that the hill

Yeah yeah is that there's something wrong with being gay sick it's gay Yeah, I was I thought I thought we were past that. If being fucking teed up is gay, again. We interviewed a lesbian who says, it is gay, but that's actually not what's weird about it.

It's weird that they pretend it's not gay when it's gay. Right. Again, is this bad? Listen, this would be, like,

uh, these like bloggers weighing in on this kind of shit. Is the equivalent- These are bloggers, though, like the hill's not a blog. Yeah,

the hill's not, but the other ones. Yeah, the other one are, but it's like, Telegraph was bloggers. The first, one was telegraphed her second one's Wired. Wired

is the ultimate. Yeah, Wired is just like... Cocks tech blog. Yeah, tech dorks. Yeah, but it's like, it's sort of like a... I hate T's like a gay tech blog. It's like poison for them. Unless you're a girl, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, T's poison. Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. Yeah.

They did... No, they think T is the equivalent of like when they turns into venom. Yeah, it's like a snake bite. No, they need an antidote to you. No, as in the venom and Spider-Man. Oh, yeah. Or like it takes over your body. Like, I feel myself becoming, yeah.

I actually want to confront instead of just gossip. I'm feeling the urge to confront someone with what I think about them instead of just gossing. Trying to ruin their reputation. Start rumors about the model. Instead of starting rumors, I might just actually tell them what I actually think. Confront the problem that on.

Feeling is unnecessary. The confront problems head on. I mean, I'll tell you that if this, if this, if they do this, which sounds like they are, like I could see, because testosterone, exogenous testosterone is pretty cheap, I think. Like, I could see every military doing this being like, almost forcing their hand. I know, you are right, that you can see other things being like, like North Korea being like, Oh, North Korea. That, it's not going to be optional in North Korea.

Yeah, we're juicing you the fuck up. Yeah. The only problem, though, is that Kim Jong-un's a fat pig. So he probably is like, I don't want to. anybody like more jack than me in the military. Yeah, he's like, actually, he's probably low T and he's like, it's actually, this is the normal. Yeah, he's changing the charts. Yeah, yeah, he would make himself at the top of the.

Yeah, it's like Kim Jong-il, greatest golfer of all time. Yeah, he's, no, he's doing the shot. What was it? What was, uh, he shot at like a 25 or something? He only played golf one. He only played golf one time. I have to look this up. This is like, this is like unofficial.

Yeah, dude, you type in Kim Jong-il, the first. thing that comes up is Kim Jong-il golf. What did he shoot? He says, according to North Korean state media, the late dictator Kim Jong-il, played his very first and only round of golf in 1994 at the Pyongyang Golf Course, where he astonishingly shot a 38 under par,

a score of 34, and recorded 11 holes in one. World record, the tour, the PGA tour record, I believe, is a 58. I think it has been done like four, times a 58. I mean, again, you're like,

11, like, there's not, the thing is 11 holds in one. The man's got a swing on it. There's not 11 par 3s on a par 72. So you like there's maybe five, six of them. Do you think he's was he happy Gilmoreing it? I mean, he was, he hit

minimum five. I mean, I'm not going to say that he was holing out on par fives. Yeah. Like even he can't do that. right so that's like even he can't do that so let's say he he basically if you forget to take the flag out when he's putting and it hits the flag you're fucking whole family's dead your bloodline's done yeah but uh yeah he so he basically hold and won like at least five par fours sure there's some golfers out there who watch who watches the show and they're like yeah

on a 7700 yard track 7700 yard chase championship course. So he's playing from the tips. First time ever, no ladies' tease for Kim Jong-Hill. He'll definitely not. And he's like a tiny man. Shit. That's good shit.

Yeah, you got to, yeah, you respect the game, man. Not 34. He did have a tiger dad. You forget about that. Yeah. I mean, shit, man. I would have loved to see that round. Yeah, because the funny thing is if he,

like, it's unclear to me if he even played the round, but if he did he shot like a hundred and forty. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Like he actually shot like a buck 40. Well he was probably would just not, whatever they do,

just not counting shots right and left. No, no, no, or they just at the end of it and just write it down. No, no, no,

it's he shanks one into the woods. And they put it in the hole. And then they're like, and there's someone down range on the green. They go, oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! And they pull the ball out of the hole. And he goes, fuck, I'm so good. Like, I don't know how you pull that off on a par three? Is he in on it or do you think they're doing it for him?

I, look, I have no idea. Like, maybe he was, like, so delusional. Because, like, on a par three, like, par four, you could hold that and not see the ball go in. Like, that's normal. And that does happen. Par three, you see the, there's no par three or you don't see the green. Well, he's shooting into the, the, the water. Yeah, that's what I was saying.

So they just, oh, my God. Yeah, you go, it's skipped over the wall. I must have skipped over the water because it's in the hall. That's in the hole. He's just shank. One skip. But there must have been one where the ball was just. 20 feet in front of him and they're just downrange being like,

holy shit! He's like, what's that ball? He goes, condor egg? I don't know. God damn. Yeah. Well, them,

these sort of like, you know, DC bloggers writing about, you know, their opinions on people that have low testosterone, be the equivalent of like, Hegzeth came to New York and he had, like, a lot to say about Broadway musicals.

Uh-huh. You know what I mean? Of course. If, like, the army came to, it would be like if... And if he called them gay, they would be like, what's gay about Broadway? What's wrong with that?

Yeah, all the generals in the army came to Broadway and they wrote all these articles about what's wrong with, you know, the latest edition of Annie. Sure. Too gay. Not getting enough, though, they go, and it's actually pretty straight. It's supposed to be gay.

Yeah, you're just like, you don't know what you're talking about. No. And I like it. I honestly, from... It doesn't even have to be a news story. You're just like, hey, we're checking to see if anyone has like super low tea and we're, we're going to fix that. Yeah, we're going to tee up the army. You go, that's, if we're going to tee up anybody, that's who I want.

Like, I wouldn't love it if they were teeing up the police. You know what I mean? Like firefighters, tee them up. Firefighters tee them up. Police don't tee up the police. Tea up the firefighters. Tea up, maybe the medics. Don't tee up the police.

Don't, we don't need to tee up the police. They're already pretty teed up probably. Yeah, I mean, a lot of them are fucking, yeah. But, yeah, the army's a good one. I'm sure most of the army is pretty, uh, high tea anyway. Exactly. They work out six hours a day,

some of these guys. Exactly. I don't know how much they're working out. Probably a lot. Yeah, they're all in good shape. Yeah, they're all... But yeah, some of these guys are getting older. Yeah.

Give them tea. Can't compete with the youngans anymore. Nope. Speaking of the administration, though, truth social to sell Wall Street firms the fastest access to truth to Trump's post. I felt like that one was hilarious. I mean, of all the scams that he's been pulling.

This is up there, eh? That might be. And the thing is, I don't even know if this is illegal. Like, the brazenness of him to issue a press release saying he's doing this. Like, it's so, like, you know, like, obviously people would be like, imagine Biden was selling millisecond access to his tweets. To J.B. Morgan. To, yeah, to his tweets to Wall Street. People would be like, what for $100,000 a month?

What are you talking about? Like, this is the kind of shit where, like, you would almost want. to find out after he's done out of office and he's pardoned himself again where you go can you you turns out he was doing this and you go pf that rascal he's giving an extra three seconds of his tweets not even three seconds it's like a tenth of a second to some fucking high frequency trading firm because he's dude he's like like you know he moves markets with his tweet so and he's constantly just like literally tweeting about like individual stock tickers like it's not even like vague stuff he's just like go buy

Dell go by fucking all these companies or whatever. And obviously, you know, stuff that he does, like, you know, can alter the price of like oil and the indexes and all the stuff. But this is insanely crazy. Right. This is the most. Like, you know, he has at least all his scams, like the previous scams are alleged, like all the other financial scams of like, you know, people who. And there's some plausible deniability of the, even the inside of trading where he was just like, I don't have access to that. Yeah. He's like, I don't do that stuff. I don't. don't know like you know i i don't i don't have no idea what's in that portfolio it's a blind trust right in that but i'm saying like you know when the like the tariff day or whatever the first time the

tariff day and then like when he announced like there was like a a pullback in the tariffs and the market went up like four percent and like at eight 30 someone bought like a massive block of like smp 500 options or whatever like just massive like huge like you know a hundred million dollars like in the morning and then five minutes later his tweet comes out you go all right obviously that's kind of sketchy. But you can't pin that on him. Like there's people around him who have this knowledge. That's why I said.

There's plausible deniability to some of these. This is just like, hey, guys, I'm doing this. It's like, you remember my watches? This is like my watches, I guess. How does this any different? I couldn't believe what I was reading this one. This is like next level. He's just straight up just like, I don't give a shit.

And you're like, don't you have enough money? Like, no, I, see, that is true. But you have to remember true social is like a flop, right? Yes. So I think there is some of the degree of like maybe this can save it. Well, here's. Now what is true social? You go, it's just a direct.

Because you were the one who coined the phrase where you go, what is true social? You go, the only thing true social is it has the forbidden tweets. Yes. Yeah. That other places don't have. That's it. And they're not even like, their whole business model is you have access to what Trump was saying. Well, but that's the thing is like every high frequency trading firm, like their algorithms are monitoring

truth social. There's no question. Yeah. Right? they're just, they get it at the same time every other loser gets it. Now they get it half a second earlier. Now, this was something else. Yeah, yeah.

Like now I guess they just built in where like when he pressed send, there's just like a delay on the send button. Like just, just a tiny delay. And it just like goes like straight to Wall Street and just fucking does whatever. Yeah, this was up there. Like what could this possibly make him a year? Like like not like I'm not saying it's nothing like I'm five mil. Five mil.

A hundred grand a month. You think maybe if 10 people. People bought it 100 grand a month, $12 million a year. And this is like, I don't think this is even for, like, the DJT stock. I think this is just for him. I don't think this is for the company. Maybe it's for the company, which would be, but again, it's his company. So, but yeah, you're like, even at say $20 million here.

Is this like changing your life in any appreciable way? Yeah, this one. By the way, I thought it was fun. I mean, other people have kind of talked about this, but, um, so J.D. Vance is on, like, a press tour. Yeah. And he did Rogan. and I don't have like a take that's that much different

from what other people said I watched a bunch of it The stuff where he's just like The deep state is Yeah that's the funny part But he talks about all the stuff like He's not in the government Yeah

Yeah yeah he goes like I don't know He's like what do you think there's aliens He's like I know that's fucking crazy And they're like Epstein He's goes I know there's these fucking elites man They're crazy dude You're like you're the vice president Of the United States of America

You're like you're just acting like You're some bro on a podcast Yeah It would be the CEO of the company coming down to the factory floor, and he's like, fucking, they got us working all hours, you know,

and he comes up, oh, the man is working us hard today. And they're just like, you're like number two in command. Yeah. Yeah, I saw some of those clips.

You go, our paychecks got lost. What's going on with that? You go, fucking elites at this company, man. Yeah, I just saw some clips of what I'm talking about.

It was making me laugh. It was funny to me. He's like, yeah, maybe he was like, intelligence, you go, that's all you know? That's it. You know the same thing as some kook on true social? He kept saying they too. He was like, you know, and they might keep that from us. Stuff like that. I guess, yeah, I guess he's like... I thought he was smarter than that. Like, I don't know. I just thought he was,

he has like somewhat of a better idea of like how perception. Because to me, I actually thought he was like fine on his press tour. Like he's fairly good at like media stuff or whatever. And then this one, I was just like, it was so... stringing to me. And I was just like, I couldn't believe the, fucking the aliens. I don't know, man. Yeah, maybe there or maybe there. But just like, just don't talk. Just acknowledge me in 2028 and maybe all for it. But you would just be like, it was a smart thing to be like, listen, obviously I'm the vice president now, so I have to talk about these things a little different. Like, sure. You would just say some version of like,

you know, I'm, I don't know if I could have this conversation. I'm not allowed to just literally be like, yeah, I'm not allowed to talk about this. But again, you don't even have to say not allowed. You could say, you know, it's uncouth for me to sort of like brazenly have these sort of speculative conversations as the vice president. Uh-huh. How about that? But like, yeah, the Epstein stuff. Like, you're just like, what are you talking about?

What, what is this? Yeah. Podcast slop. That was wild to listen to. Yeah. By the way, I have a bone to pick. Okay. And tell me what you think of this.

Yeah. I think Dave Ramsey gives the worst advice. Uh, he's been watching this guy forever and I thought he was just like your average normal advice. Uh-huh. I've seen like 20 things of this guy where I go, his advice is bad. Yeah, some of it.

Like that Caleb Harron guy gives way better advice to Dave Ramsey. Yeah, some of Dave Ramsey's advice. I haven't seen like a lot of his clips. Opposite of your advice, by the way. Some of his clips, I'll see stuff where he's like, yeah, just put it in a mutual fund that pays 14% annual. I go, what mutual fund pays 14% a year? Well, yeah, some of his stuff, like you what you just said,

where you just didn't even make sense. But his big thing is he goes, he'll have someone on. And they go, yeah. Yeah, I have, so I have $500,000 in equities. And then I have a house that's a 5% interest rate. Oh, yeah, pay off your mortgage. You go, that is the dumbest advice anyone's ever given anyone. Are you mental?

Yeah, that's the one. I've seen him say that a lot to people, which is like, if you have the money, just like pay off the whole thing. And you're like, well, it depends what your interest rate is. What's the limiting principle on that? And in the U.S. too, like in Canada, mortgages, they reset every five year, three or five years. like the interest rate reset. Here, like they have 30 year mortgages. Like there's people with a 5% mortgage while their money's earning 20% and he tells them

at 4x leverage and he goes paid out. Like his whole thing is like never have debt or whatever. Never have debt, yes. Which I like I understand. Guy has free money. It's like his literal mortgage is the fucking inflation rate. Yeah. Like again, it's like it's more of a calculation than just saying, hey, just like automatically if you can pay off your mortgage. Dude, if you just did the simple math, you go, his advice, you go there losing 15 grand a year because of advice over the next 10 years and you go his advice is yes but this guy's so stupid he needs to lose that money because that's going to be more mentally sound for him and you go you know he doesn't even like the whole thing with all this kind of stuff is even when you're talking to

like anyone in your normal life the first part when you're talking about anything to do with finance you're like well what does your risk tolerance look like right like how does this stuff stress you out yes and you go if this is a huge stress for you and you're not able to change that mentally then yes get it out of the way but if you go if this person fairly stoic. It's not bothering them that much. You go, his advice is maybe the worst advice you could get. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, that is the one that I see him give the most

where I go, like, yeah, I don't really get that. He has done. And everything, it's like buy a home in cash. You go, can you think of a worst advice to like a 30-year-old right now with some cash? Like, buy a fucking 500 grand home in cash? Like, Caleb is literally the opposite. Caleb Hammer is like, don't buy

a house, just rent and put your money in the SP 500. Well, he at least kind of says, like, hey, if you look over the next 20 years, like, I think my thing will be right. And you go, at least it's competitive. Dave Ramsey's is like, it doesn't matter that you're losing money. Right. Yeah, the only like saving grace for Dave Ramsey is if we get like a 2000, 2010 kind of period

where the stock market kind of does nothing. And then he'll be like, if you're talking to a 90 year old, fine. But if you're talking to a fucking. Yeah, if you're talking to like a 30 or 40 year old, like yeah, just don't. I mean, unless you have a crazy high interest for it. It is just the dumbest boomer advice. Like if you have a 7.5% mortgage, I'd be like, yeah, probably you're getting close to where that's like an either or decision.

Yes. He doesn't even do that math. He's decided already always. But if you have like a 4% mortgage which I think lots of people have, then you're like, no, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Well, if you want to lose money every year.

Yeah, if you want to be worse off by the time your house is paid off. Dave Ramsey's advice is like, you're 20 years old, put all your money in a mutual fund. Well, he says mutual fund, but he's like mutual fund that pays 14%. I'm like, what are these? Yeah, I know.

You have mutual funds that beat the S&P 500 every year? Sorry if I'm getting too in the weeds here, but I've been watching this guy, like here and there, all these clips. And I'm just like, this is like advice that, like, if your chick said, you'd be like, who told you that? Yeah, yeah, Dave Ramsey. You'd be like, yeah, so he's set, all these probably women that listen to his show are

coming home and being like, well, Dave Ramsey says this. And then this guy has to fight this uphill battle. I mean, I will say that, if you, if your chick is listening to Dave Ramsey, you're automatically in a good spot. Like, you want your, even. No, you're not. Regardless. Because she's going to, he's going to give her advice.

It's not true. Good luck convincing her that. But at least she's like going down that. path of caring about that stuff is what I mean. Like at least she's like, I care about this. So you can, you know, maybe tweak it a little bit. But yeah, I don't, uh, I, I think you're off on that. I wouldn't do that.

I think they, I think they, these broads take, uh, Dave Ramsey's, uh, as gospel. I literally take my wife's Instagram. I steal her phone and I go and I just fucking watch Dave Ramsey clips all over again. So it infiltrates her algorithms. She's going to come, well, she'll, I'll tell you what. She's going to come back at you with stuff that you disagree with. Because I'll tell you everything that you think he's saying the opposite. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

he's a little. And again, I don't feel like he takes age into account enough. He gives like a lot of similar advice for like a 30 year old or 60 year old. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, his advice, like, if you had a woman that like listen to Dave Ramsey took him his gospel and then came home to anyone with like the smallest bit of financial literacy. Like you're not going to be able to change your mind because fucking Ramsey got in her stupid head. He's like an annoying like girlfriend that you know what I mean? Yeah, like an uninformat. Yeah, just pay off your house. You go, she's like, well, I think we should take our money under the S&B 500 and pay out of the head. He goes, I don't think it's, well, Dave Ramsey's

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are five times more likely to bang other chicks. Okay. Who make the same, than men who make the same amount of money. And on happiness levels are like through the charts. And I thought the question that I'm bringing to us is, is the reason, what percentage-wise would you give? So you go, women that make way more than their husband, they're both less happy in this relationship, right? Yeah. Now, is the question, is this because of like an insecurity of men where men don't get to feel like they're sort of like the provider and stuff like that? or is that when women

women think they deserve someone better so they're like second-guessing everything they're also very bossy they're uh that's a good question so is this is this like a woman who makes more than her man is unbearable and a worse woman to be with

or is this like men who are with a woman that makes more than them probably a bit of both and what are the percentages if you had to guess I would go I would go like 70% 30% bossiness 70% the other one I think. Because you could make the argument that you go

It's not just that you go okay so if you're a guy that makes like 50 grand a year And you have like a girl boss corporate wife that makes like you know buck 50 right And now together you make 200 you go Is she actually meaner and stuff too? Right You know what I mean? Yeah like does she is she holding it over you? Like is there like a resentment Whereas because that hasn't been going on as long and it's more abnormal. So the woman's like, well, I fucking,

whereas a guy, maybe because this is more normal, the guy's like, yeah, I pay for more stuff, but I'm not like, I don't hold it over them. Well, I think that's the same amount. That's the almost norm, I think, or at least considered the norm. So it would be, uh,

and what was your percentage you said? I think 70% 30% girl boss stuff where she's like kind of annoying girl boss 70%. So you think it's 70% the guy's more unhappy because because he doesn't feel like he's a man? Yeah, maybe 60-40. I don't know.

I don't think it's more girl boss than male unhappiness. You're edging out. You're saying it's the man's problem more than the female's problem. I think so, yeah. I would think that guys just, like, inherently don't love that. Some of their stats I would disagree with in a way because you could do causation correlation where they said that men are more likely to cheat and stuff like that.

Right. Well, maybe you could also make the argument that the guy who's, you know, making more money than the woman is like busier and has more time on his hands where you go guys with a chick that makes all the money he's working part time and you go this guy just has way more time on his hand right yeah yeah like it's i think it would be hard to specifically pin it down but i mean i think if you just asked most men they'd be like yeah i would obviously prefer to make more it's most predominant in the black community interesting and it's ending up in uh what's most predominant uh the woman make more than the man because there's a ton of uh like you you

You know, like education gaps. Like, there's like a ton of kind of like... You see what Pastor Manich's... You know, have like a degree and then like a, you know, black chicks that have like, you know, a degree and a half, like, you know, an undergraduate and like some other thing. You know, and make like 80 to 120. Yeah, doing their DEI fake bullshit. Their DEI consulting.

Yeah, but also there's, you know, or like whatever, you know, some government job or whatever, whatever normal corporate job doesn't have to be bullshit. But, and then the gap between the women and men is like the highest there. That's what they said. Yeah. Um, but again, then they, but you could also say, and then they go, well, then the guys are, there's the most like, uh, well, the guys are focusing on the rap career. And that doesn't pay that much at the beginning. It's more like, backloaded. Yeah, they're, yeah.

That's the whole deal. She supports him early on in the rap career and then pays off in the end. It's like, it's more of an investment is how he's framing it. Right. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know specifically. That's just interesting. And they also, I mean, speaking of studies, they also did one where they were talking about, someone posted this again recently, but I thought it was such an interesting study that they,

when they, they have this like game where they essentially, they'll shock people and people can steal money. Yeah, yeah, that's a game theory. Game theory thing. And when the person that steals money gets shocked versus people that were innocent, they get shocks,

men, their like emotional response is to care more when the person is innocent. And they, yeah, and they feel better when the, like, there's justice serve, essentially. And the person who stole gets shocked. They're like, they don't feel bad about that. Whereas a female. Women feel bad for both. Whereas a woman, there was no difference in whether the person was guilty or innocent that's

getting shocked. Yeah, they just don't like. And then, yeah. So, and people were, I think the argument was like, well, that's what, like, an unconditional mother's love looks. Like, whether it was a, they're more empathetic. Whether it was the son that was guilty or innocent, like, I kind of feel the same. but I guess then then the argument is like well that that's it that impulse can be hacked right

I mean it's a lot of what's going on right now seems like that where it's like women are running a lot of stuff and they're very empathetic and they just kind of you know like a lot of things that people complain about societal things like immigration and social service like all this stuff they're just like you know the board like all that stuff is just there's just women who are like yeah no no we need unlimited people coming in. Well I guess you could make that argument with, for example, you go, but if you look at this group of immigrants, they actually like do way better. And it's like way better for the country. And it's successful in this one.

They're generally like a net negative like money wise or whatever. If you look at the groups, they would like be like, well, what does that matter? I feel the same. I mean, if AOC somehow becomes president, like there's going to be a red carpet from Mexico into the United States. Just like, no walking on dirt for you guys. Red carpet treatment. So. thing that I brought for you. Yeah. Because you've been, uh, we were talking about the jail

influencers last week. Buddy, I'm like, and then you sent me one where it was, I sent you a sketch. It was jail influences. What was the sketch? Uh, it was like when you eat state food versus I think it was like when you is a dude on the toilet like taking a bad shit because he ate like the state food versus like the federal food or something. I guess like saying, yes. The state meals are worse. I have to interrupt this because I realized it didn't play the video. Oh, okay. When I were talking about the Canadian thing, I had a Canadian video. Uh, okay. So the wildfires. Oh, the wildfires, eh?

Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt this second. Yeah, that's fine. Or do you want me to do my... No, no, no. We'll go back. We'll go back to it. Yeah, we'll go back to it. Yeah. So, I can't believe I forgot this.

Okay. I have a lot of things for you or this week. Oh, okay. Nice. So the Canadian wildfires have been smoking up here, which, by the way, I did a second time. You went for a run? I, not...

Listen to this. So, you know... It's all I could think about when the smoke happened was your story about you going for a run when it was... It was like the worst air quality. I did the exact same. Worse air quality. And this was even close to like three years ago.

We know I'm on my caloric deficit right now, right? Yeah. Fucking getting shredded. Getting shredded. Shooting my special next weekend. And also just once a year I like to do it. Starving yourself. Starved myself.

Just have a cracker with peanut butter on it. Yeah. Now. It's actually fun, dude. Yeah. You like it? Kind of, yeah. I do.

It's fun. It's like, Piss the girl off? It pisses everybody off. That's probably my favorite part of it. She's like, you want to go out to eat? You go, yeah, can't get one cracker with the peanut, please?

That actually probably is my favorite part is just how much it bothers people. Because everyone tells you how unhealthy it is. You go, yeah, whatever. That's actually working, so I'm pretty good. You know what else is unhealthy is the smog? So I didn't, so I've been doing that, and you know how I run? So I'm like, by the way, I'm kind of lying a bit. Like I talk like I'm not eating anything.

It's like I'm fucking running a 700 calorie deficit by max, you know? And three days a week, you know. But I'm, so I'm kind of actually, it's not, I think a half a pound a week kind of deal. Yeah. So I go for a run, five, six minutes, I'm dying, right? I go, I can't do. You don't smell it? No.

You don't smell like outside smells like a bonfire? Smell it. You can see it. Yeah, yeah, you can see it, but you don't smell it. Couldn't smell or see it. I'm not thinking. All I'm thinking about is my, I go, I guess I haven't eaten enough. So I'm running.

I'm five minutes in. I run for about 25 minutes. Five, six minutes in. I go, fuck. I guess, you know, I don't know, maybe I just went too hard on this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go to the store, I walk to the store. I have my phone so I can buy stuff.

I buy like a power bar and a fruit. So I buy fruit in a power bar. I go, you know what? Let me eat something. I'll wait, I'll walk for a few minutes and then finish my run. I walk for a few minutes. I run for another four minutes. I go, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Maybe I didn't sleep enough. I go, I don't know what it is. So I go, I'll just do a walk today. And I do like another two minutes of running and I'm like I haven't felt like this in like years. Sure. I'm dying. I can't do my run. So I walk.

I end up just going. I just walk. And then I walk back to my house. And then yeah. And then I, my phone is just 40 alerts. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy smog alert.

Every everyone is like, yeah, you just smoked 40 packs of cigarettes. I walked to the store and I was like walking to the store and I was breathing through my mouth. And I could feel it in my lungs. Like, I was like, oh no, I have to breathe through my nose. Like I could feel it after like. like two minutes of my chest getting well I felt all that but in my mind I go not eating enough

yeah yeah just sounds like this is a recovery day I need some carbs I actually started thinking I need carbs okay so there's this like ship yeah yeah these are good old oh did you see this of course good old Canadian I thought you didn't see it

good old Canadian boys okay so they're on a ship when they say good old Canadian boys this is what they mean they're on a ship and there's for audio listeners there's There's flames everywhere around, right? Just covered in flames. And the guy's talking about, you know, to the responders being like, you need to hurry up there, bud.

But the way he says it is just the most Canadian shit ever fucking make it kills me. This could potentially overtake us here. This has gotten a little scary. Holy shit. Flames everywhere. Okay, y'all need to hurry up here. Like, seriously, we're in Caste and flames now. We're fucking encased in flames now.

Yeah, he's literally dying. Well, Jody, can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you there. I'm not going to move fucking quicker. It's good shit. Oh, that's great. Reminds me of the Philly guy that talked of the news, the big accent. Literally, like, this is the equivalent for the audio.

It's like being in a house. This kind of burnt off, so we'll be okay now. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, look over there. guys got a light now or what got a light dropping some jokes you guys get that light

oh yeah we're clipping oh yeah we're clipping oh yeah that is that is you have to respect the stoic calmness in a high pressure situation fucking bud you gotta hurry up there

because we are really fucking starting to feel we are surrounded there but completely surrounded by flames yeah yeah that all you're gonna have to fucking step on it because another five minutes we're gonna be toast there pal anyways I thought that I'm I should have known

you would have seen it but it was like huge on Twitter it was like everywhere on Twitter oh someone sent it to me I wasn't sure that it was it hit the mainstream it was a big one it was a biggie all right yeah okay so we saw the jail TikToks Danny sent me a video I watched their live streams constantly

and you sent me a video of them doing sketches now now they're doing sketches Yeah, there was like, uh, there's all these content creators. Like everybody has a phone in prison now. They all, dude, so many of them. Like I, I'll probably spend maybe like, I don't know, 20 minutes a night watching TikTok. It's, this is all, by the way, this is all that TikTok live is, like, the most severe wigger you've ever seen in your life. Or people in jail.

That's, it's pretty much it. Yeah. And, uh, but dude, they're just literally, they're like in there. there'll be like a bunch of them in their cell. They're like listening to rap music. They're all smoking weed. Right. All smoking weed.

Like they'll be in like a pod in their jail. I guess like I don't know how I were. I actually wanted to like message. I know like a former correctional officer. I mean, they all have phones. And I guess they figured out like I mean, logically it makes sense because you know they do the stuff

where like they put the funny like sombrero on and you know, you get like 10 cents when someone, like remember like the, what were the NPC streamers where you get money for that? So they're like, smoking weed and but they're like you go work fucking pressing license plates and you make 12 cents an hour yeah right they're like well i make more than 12 cents an hour doing this shit i make 12 cents of sombrero and i do 20 sombrero yeah they're getting all this stuff and they're just literally

sitting in their cell just like smoking weed just like talking to people living yeah basically the same thing i'm doing minus the weed but we thought it was so funny that the prisoners are influencers now and some of them do some of them on their lives like one of them on their live they had a thousand people watching well there's a burglar and there's a couple of these i see you her a woman who's a she's a cat burglar yeah and then she became an influencer telling people how to not get cat burgled yeah she goes spent 10 years in prison for being a cat burglar with really really bad people it's a woman and she goes she alerted online audiences to the dangers of loading groceries in the back seat so she gives people she's like all right what's up it's your favorite burglar here first of all

if you're trying not to get raped you're not going to want to put your right you know she's like giving people advice she's like yeah if i see someone with an open window i'm just going to pop in there shoot you so you're going to want to do this yeah she's doing like big bits yeah it's a big uh new if you want to pay an extra five dollars a month behind the paywall i'm giving the real tips of how to get robbed by me i mean that guy matt cox you know matt cox you know matt cox you definitely know him his face but he he does a prison podcast he's a big fraud guy he was like this crazy fraudster and he was on lex friedman's podcast he tells people how not to get and but he he he's dude he does commercials for life lock like the main like title fraud company where it's a

because I guess that's like a big type of fraud is where people just steal the title to your home or whatever. And he is their spokesperson. He did like 10 years in jail. And he's the spokesperson. That's, this is, dude, the internet is so nuts right now.

She goes, she warned that placing your stuff between, placing yourself between two cars in a parking lot limits visibility, making it difficult for others to see what happening in the case of an assault. That's prime territory for me. I'm just going to pop in there.

I'm going to hit you over the head with a little clob so you're going to want to avoid that. Pay an extra $10 a month. I'm going to give you the full don't get burgled package. Sure. I mean, I don't even, yeah, like I'm sure then the burglar see this and they go, all right, well, just change our tactics, I suppose. New burglling tactics. New burgling tactics, but being a burglar influencer.

Everybody's an influencer. It is. Like literally everybody is an influencer. And we have an article about the female dick doctor that's blogger now. Dude, like right now, like, dude, there's, you know, there's. There's, someone was telling me there's, I think he's like a snowplow influencer. There's a snowplow influencer. I think he's Canadian.

He's like a snowplow influencer. Mr. Plow. There's, yeah, there's like influencers who just like seal driveways. Like they just seal driveways. Hey, buddy. You know that my favorite guy is the hoof cleaner. I mean, here's a thing. It is actually, like if you have a small business, like, I mean, Gary Vee was nailed this one because it's just like, just make content about your

small business. Like, nothing will drive more revenue to your business than just making content about it. Not only, it's not even factoring the fact that you have the new revenue stream. Well, some people like watching stuff like that. Like, I can get someone being like, yeah, yeah, it's relaxing to me to watch a driveway get plowed. Yeah, yeah, they do. You're just like, it's one of those things where you're just like, all right, this is. You're just making screensavers.

Yeah, you're making screensa. Yeah, you're just like, it's, you're making the, uh, the try, the, the, the box. And you're just waiting for it to hit the corner. Yeah. Yeah. The dick influencer. She's a blogger and she's a female dick doctor. I treated hundreds of men for erectile dysfunction.

Most of them told me a version of the same thing. And she has this thing where she's like a, she shocks the dicks, basically. Okay. You never heard this? I hadn't heard of it. I had never heard of this. This is new. The reason it's funny is not because of that, but just the overlying thing is they have some

procedure where if they shock your dick and it basically make more blood go into it. Okay. Yeah, but that's... Taze your dick. It kind of feels. like what it seems like. I wonder if she has like an actual taser brand taste. I looked it up on, I looked it up what it was.

Okay. But. Well, I still didn't really get it. But I did look it up and it does exist. And it's a penis shockwave therapy is. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Phoenix alternative for erectile.

A penis shockwave formerly known as low intensity, extra corporeal shockwave therapy, a non-invasive. Seems invasive. Tasing my dick. You're telling me it's not intensive. Danny basically puts a hand buzzer in his mouth. Non-emvasive dysfunction

uses focus acoustic sound waves to stimulate the growth of new blood vessels All right Hey if you have someone Come and play some acoustic guitar That's going to get Danny's dick heart

No idea at a Dave Matthew At a DMB concert It was a decorated general With the heart of gold Stories they told I've seen the others I think it's moving a little

Yeah, there you know, something. Something's happened. Do you remember that song? The General? The General, yeah. That is the ultimate, that college song. Oh, that was like one of the first songs I learned how to play in a game. Never, they were a one-in-wonder.

Yo, you can play the General? That was a hard one. I can't remember the heart of gold. I can't remember the rest of it. Do you know it? It was a decorating general with her. He told. No, I don't remember it.

So we covered the scars on his face. Yeah. I have seen the others. I have discovered Yeah, something like that. But this woman's a dick doctor And this is what she wrote. I just want you to imagine a male gynecologist

Writing the same article. There it was, a stranger's dick, flaccid And looking for answers. I took it, I tried to look away, but I couldn't. I worked with the gel between my gloved palms Like I was plotting a murder. I've never touched a penis clinically before.

Not like this. Not under fluorescent lighting. The gel was basically lube, right? How do you put lube on a stranger there's dick and make it not sexual. Oh my God, I'm drooling. Why am I drooling?

Is this some Pavlovian response? If a penis gets close... Are you actually drooling? You're drooling? I couldn't believe what I was reading. You see a dick and you're just like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. As the penis gets close to my mouth,

does my brain think I need to put it there? This is not your penis to please, Christina. This is her talking to herself. Now, I... And this is on her first day, by the way. This is from the sound of it. This is the first...

Like, she got her, like, you know, weekend certification and zapping dicks. And then this is like day one, but I guess they don't really like, as much as they can try and prepare you, they can't really prepare you. This is a male gynecologist going down on you. My.

He goes to himself. He goes, don't lick it, Tom. He goes, what? It's not for you to lick. It's not for you to lick, Tom. You'd be in jail. I'll tell you what,

you'd definitely be fired. Oh, you would absolutely. lose your certification. If a male gynecologist wrote an article about, like, it takes every ounce in my body to not fucking take a lick. Yeah, you can put your finger in there, but don't enjoy it, Tom. This is just a medical

procedure. Yeah. Can you believe this shit? I made a crab claw with my hand, picked up the shaft, like it was a rare museum artifact. Just don't stroke it, and don't curl your fingers. Gripping is for hand jobs, not for this. This is like reading like a Daniel

Steel novel. It was like a Harle Romance. I can't believe this. Crazy. And this article is in Huff Po. Of course. Yeah, but I thought this might, this wasn't some like, you know,

low tier, you never heard of it before a blog. This is the mainstream shit. I just I picked up the gun-shaped wand, pressed it, Tom's fretful shaft, and pulled the trigger. The machine jackhammered to life,

sending forceful shockwaves into Tom's dick. Are you supposed to call it a dick? All right, that's a male gynecologist being like, hey, let me just see the Puss there. Yeah. Do you call it a Puss? The dick. You're not supposed to... I think the medical term isn't Dick. By the way, this is... She uses her

real name. How was she not fired? I don't think she does it anymore. She's, uh, she was... One and done? Christina Denton. This is her, this is, uh, her, uh, bio. Christina Denton is, you're not kind of like this. Is an actress, comedian,

writer and producer, most recently, the screenwriter behind Hollywood. would grit a feature thriller starring Max Martini. And then she also does Dick Shocking? And Tyrese. To keep the rent paid between acting gigs, she took a day job at a Los Angeles wellness clinic as an office manager and within months began treating hundreds of men for erectile dysfunction.

So she really wanted to be a blogger. Her passion was blogging. Her passion is all actress. She wanted to be an actress, but she took a side job as a dick, as a dick shocker. Yeah, she was working at like some fucking, you know, one of those wellness clinics or whatever. and then... So it would be like one of us taking a day job

doing like pussy stuff. Basically. And then, yeah, writing an article being like, don't fucking put your mouth on it. Don't do it. Don't lick it.

I guess that makes it a little better if she's kind of, you know, her passion is trying to be an actress and influence and stuff like that and she has this side job. I guess that makes it a little less insane. Hey man, Patrick Duffy was in a movie.

So that makes it less insane. sane, but I would say that my theory still... I mean, at least she's not doing it now. Right, but at least she's not writing about this and currently doing it. But if a dude made this article, it's like... Oh, great. Yeah. You think you're hitting the stage that night?

You think you still have your spot? I don't think so. Don't... I'm fucking... So I'm looking at this lady's vaguely. Like, imagine how horrified an audience would be if you're the dude and you're like taking... You're like, oh, this might be a funny joke. And you're like, the stage, and you're like, fuck, I just want to... want to lick it so badly.

Like, what? Anyways, the moral of the story was she was trying to say something about the fact that some of these guys have never had a woman touch their dick since their wife died and they, you know, started crying and blah, blah, blah. This is actually very emotional. Yeah, so she was saying it's very emotional because some of these men, their wife died. I go, I'm still stuck on you saying you're drooling. Yeah, yeah, the drooling part is weird.

Also, does it work? I'd like to know about that. but yeah pretty weird fucking thing to just put out there I'm like is this is this like the actual like for women in Hollywood you go no this is a good thing for my career yeah yeah yeah I guess you're like yeah this is just like I haven't found anybody I can accuse of sexual assaults this is the next best thing drooling over dicks on my job and then also um so they there was this big Reddit thread that a lot of people covered and this was also in all the blogs and stuff but yeah they did a Reddit thread where they said, um,

uh, let me read it. It said, uh, it was a guy asking for advice, right? I found out my girlfriend's body count and it turned me off, my overreacting. And then everyone like, everyone went crazy on this guy. I'll read it. But then on the other side, someone swapped the genders and did it. Word for word. Word for word.

So it goes, found out my girlfriend's body count and it turned me off. I'm 23. I've only, and this guy said he, uh, has only had sex with seven people. And then hers was 66. 66, when she told me I was speechless and instantly felt disgusted. She noticed I was shocked, told me she's 26, and I should have expected it, but damn, I've been thinking I'm kind of put off. I know I shouldn't judge, but how can I stop thinking about this?

These are the comments. You're the asshole. If it makes you feel insecure, move on. Plenty of dudes aren't, and she can find one of them. If being a man makes a woman less clean, take a look at your hands. This, be very glad she has high libido. I learned this one the hard way. my wife has a body count around 300 when I met her

She knows what she likes Has high libido and it's amazing in bed Her body count is an asset You know what my question actually is Is because you know like it used to be like when we were teenagers It was you know like you kind of add a zero When a girl tells you her body count Because like a girl like in the 2000s

If someone says nine you think 90 Well it's just like in the 2000 or whatever You add some sort of multiply I'd say 30% multiplier Some kind of if not There's certain women that are like I don't I think think it would be unheard of like when we were in college if you like I don't even think people were

asking body counts but if some girl was just like yeah it's 200 like no I didn't know yeah yeah yeah like like that would never happen so it's like women are just like more open about this they're they're more empowered and they're my question is are they not lying now or they just like yeah this is what no they're banging more yeah like they're still they're still kind of juice in the sets no there's there's some dudes that are just like taking down a different girl every night and this is no I'm not talking about guys I'm talking about women I know but I'm saying that it's easier now to do that Right. And there's like, there's some chicks in the city that are like 28 and they're just been like, you know, having the same like...

Like when I was single, if a girl asked me, my body count and I'm just like telling it. Honestly. I'm still... You would still, you would lie? I would just say a fucking ton. What the fuck do you think? I would probably just like, hit me on and be like, I don't know. I'd give her a range.

I don't know. I don't know. No idea. Yeah, I don't know. You know the number? No, I don't know the exact number. I just say, I don't know. A fucking bunch.

I don't know. ballpark what you fucking think you think the kid didn't like you think the kid wasn't getting it in oh definitely a bunch definitely like more than five probably then when she if she told me a bunch I'd fucking pupe grab me a bucket over there also tell me yours actually wait a second can I get a bucket out here

she's about to tell me your body but it's like dude yeah it's like the more obvious thing is like yes if you're a dude that's banged not them chicks like yeah you're probably not gonna want a girl that's fucking been tearing through the entire stage sure sure but also you might be like well this is what i get depends on all there i think i was if i was if there's times um uh i could probably i could date a girl with 60 yeah yeah no problem i was always

don't ask don't tell i'm not don't ask don't tell i don't want to know see i'm not that yeah but it's like i don't think i'd want more than me i would kind of i would kind of size them up and kind of give my own number that i think there's different types of women that it's a different way, right? Like, there's women that you could tell that just were getting, like, torn through because they have low self-esteem. And then there's chicks that were just, like, fucking Cokehead party chicks. Right. And then there's chicks that were like, like, uh, I don't know. There's like, there's like, there's like, the women they were just like in that fucking see. There's different versions of it, you know? Yeah, yeah, there's different versions of it. It's hard. There's like

hot chick. There's also like hot chick, fucking high body count. And then there's also like dudes were like fucking you and Chuck and you nonstop party count. Like, there's a lot of different types. Like, I definitely wouldn't ask, I would never, like, on a one-night stand with your body count. You could assume it's pretty high. You don't usually do. Yeah, you don't usually do this. Like, I don't think you probably do.

Yeah. But the moral of the story is, is if you're a dude that's bang six chicks and you're, like, just some woman that's been, like, ran through, is probably, like, yeah, it's going to bug you a bit. Yeah, I might. Unless you're not that dude. I don't know, unless you're, like, so ideologically about that life. That's true. But this person, then the one guy being like, I don't.

I don't think I could ever get there where you haven't banged tons of chicks. And then you're like, yeah, my girl's banged 300 guys and it's fucking sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta be the most cucked man alive. Oh, yeah. To be like, that's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. She's so experienced.

Yeah. Oh, my God, she has so much experience. At the highest level of acceptance, I think it would be like, yeah, I don't love it. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's not my favorite thing. And it was in a, it was at a different, it was at a different, it was at a different country. So it's not like, I'm seeing them everywhere. Yeah.

And, like, also, like, you never. or tell anybody this. And no, and no blog. She doesn't, like, appear like that. She doesn't come across as like, like, it was like, yeah, it's kind of like almost this thing that now she's past that and like, you know, not everyone knows. Right. As opposed to she's like loud and proud about like, yeah, you know, I'm a fucking bottomless

pit of dong. Yeah. Yeah, not great. Yeah, I'm like somewhat, uh, but again, that's, like, that's partially is how you live. Do you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Right.

So, but anyways, she, the guy goes, you need to think about why it bothers you. you, then ask if it's scientifically, biologically, logically, logically, logical for you to feel that way. The body doesn't hold sex like scars. So imagine being like that dude that's so cocked. You're like, yeah, maybe you need to think about that. Just, uh, you go, your girl banged 300 guys. She goes, uh, medically that doesn't leave it, you know, and yeah, there's no actual. Scientifically. It's like, uh, you know, it's like, if women can pump out a baby, then why would, uh, having sex with all these kids? These men make me. You're overreacting. The vagina cleaned to self once a month.

66 people is not huge amount of people. That's like eight guys a year, no big deal. You're overreacting the social stigma. But that would be a perfect example. You go, so what? You're like 27. You've never dated a guy for more than like a month or whatever. You're like, what's wrong?

Like you go, you know what I mean? You go, so what's going on there? Like it's not, it's not, I mean, that is dating though for the most part. Is you're kind of, you know, you couldn't lock down a guy for even two months? Yeah, but if you're ever dating a girl, you're kind of like, you know, you get these little hints and you're kind of putting a story together. Yeah, but if you're dating a girl that's 26. and you go, there's never been three months where I've been with the same guy.

You go, what's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah, that's a data point. That's noted. Yeah, noted. The first guy you've fucking been banging regularly, like, with it hasn't, you haven't just been that completely on the market. And the same thing would be,

she's like, you're my first guy I've ever dated and you go, also what's wrong with you? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, whatever. Yeah, it depends on who you are and what the thing is, but the moral of the story is less about this. There is some, like, guys in the comments that are kind of dorks,

but it's more about this person goes, did the exact same thing word for word and just released it as a female. These are the responses on Reddit. I think the most concerning part is that he continued to keep track. Yeah, yeah, they don't like that. You're 23. You've been with dude two months. You got the ick.

Be done. No picky. Not overreacting. Given what you've shared, you may end up with some surprise stepchildren if you make it to marriage. It's not about the body count. It's unprotected sex with probably 66 women. 66 women who may or may not have had an STD.

26 with 66 risk for STD and children he'll be liable for in the future I mean you can kind of sort that out pretty quickly yeah so anyways hilarious yeah that's funny so but that the moral I would say don't go to female places for male advice period no no no if you're a dude yeah do not go to Reddit for male advice and I think that mid-tow I think there's dudes that have not like clicked that in their mind that I mean the most obvious thing is you know I think that was an old old adage almost it's like when you're fishing, don't take advice from the fish. Right.

But if you have problems with the fish, don't take advice from the fish either. It's like, don't go to chicks for male advice. The Chinese proverb? Sounds like a Chinese proverb to me. If the fish is giving you grief, don't ask the fish how to get less grief. Yeah.

Good advice. Good proverb. But there's so, yeah, there is, there appears to be like too many dudes out there that have convinced themselves because they almost don't realize. They're like, yeah, read it. They don't realize that like,

no, these are spaces run by chicks. Yeah, oh, yeah. You can't get advice for dudeship by stuff run from chicks. No. No, I don't know where you would go. Just ask guys, you know? There's many different options.

I mean, there are people that do, there are people that are, give good advice and aren't trying to sell you stuff. And a lot of times, once you have like a mental framework, the advice, the advice on the specific things is almost less relevant

because you have a better framework for dealing with stuff. Right. But getting advice from specific things from chick places, if you're a dude. Not a good idea. No, it's a,

it's a specifically bad idea. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. And that just shows you If a guy asks this You get one advice You're gonna get the and by the way In reality

It's actually lopsided the other way Where it's like the dude can probably Bang more chicks Not probably a dude can bang more chicks And it's gonna have less of like an impact on him dating wise Then a girl bag And you go And then they give you the complete

Like it's literally bizarre You're living in the upside down world Yeah It's double standard I guess But it's double standard The wrong way for reality Of course of course Yeah

So you gotta stay away from those place if you're a dude. Yeah, get your advice here on the boys' cast. I think I'm more fair. I agree. Absolutely. I'm not even saying that as I'm not even saying jokingly. I'm not even saying like fucking red pill like uh, oh any woman that's more than a, I'm not even saying that. No, sign up for the Patreon. Send your questions in and we'll answer them. Well, we do answer the questions. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. But I think I'm way more like we are way more fair on that. Absolutely. Absolutely we are. Again, I wasn't be facetious. Oh, I know you were. No, I was being serious. I'm trying to plug the Patreon and be serious. Patreon.com slash the boyscast Yeah. In fact, you might want to do it right now.

Right now. You might be fucking some chick and she goes, she's a real whore. I got questions. Put that on pause. Head on over to the Patreon and we'll see you over there.

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