The Boyscast with Ryan Long - PEOPLE WITH PENISIS

Episode Date: October 29, 2021

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And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we gonna live forever, but we gonna live forever And you can tell our friends Happy Halloween Spooky, it's a spooky episode this week people Spooky not a gookie, that is what you were saying, I said we do not use that word on this program I don't think anybody uses the word gookie. People don't know this, but me and Daniel are both doing white face over top of our black face.

Yes. In solidarity with costumes. We're like one of those paintings where they go, what's behind this painting? Like an old painting? That's exactly what we do. You know what? There's a painting behind the painting. Yes.

No, no, no. Don't take off the main painting. No, you do not. Don't take off the front painting, please. Main painting being taken off will result in us being fired. We have to fire each other. We both step down in solidarity. The next episode will just be two empty chairs in solidarity with all the people we hurt.

Also, before we even get into it, Fauci, who used to be based, Seagal's down, but Fauci, who used to be based, we heard him before the program talking about how he wanted to torture DMX. And we had to explain to him. Not those dogs. He's not. Yeah, that guy's not a real dog. You get your fix. And he goes, I'm going to take the dogs. You know, I actually.

He's talking about taking our dogs. I actually saw based Fauci driving an ATV through Harlem in the streets, oddly. What? Just trying to. He's trying to get with the dogs. He's trying to take down the dogs. He's justV through Harlem in the streets, oddly. What? Just trying to, he was just trying to take down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just trying to take down the dogs. He was playing DMX songs. Yeah.

This is Fauci's rolls. As he tortured dogs, taking them out back, jerking them off. And they go, Fauci, we told you to torture the dogs. How is you jacking them off to full ejaculate, in your mouth, torture? And then he goes, you have your methods. I have mine. I hate to be the one to say it, but torturing dogs, very not based. I'm super down with people who don't torture dogs.

And so we came up with a replacement. There's a lot of cognitive dissonance with the people who are super pro-Fauci, like vax mandates, all that stuff. And then they're like, yeah, he tortures dogs now. That's a pretty funny one. They go, well, you know, sometimes you need to torture. Oh, really? It really does show you how far.

Chester getting his fucking vocal cords ripped out and being eaten to death by sand fleas. Even just when I'm like doing stuff on the street and some of the articles are going through today, you see how far, but you would have to push people so far for them to remove from their like mental model that they've been given where they go this guy's good this guy's bad you go hey he just like uh molested a kid and you go oh and then progress is in the name like you you know what they need they need all their heroes

and like you know the vox.com they need need all those places. They need the chairperson of Vice to come out and be like, okay, this guy's bad. They go, oh, thank God, because I've been having trouble liking that guy. And they finally get to burn their shirts. There is some fucking girl somewhere in America, probably like hundreds, who are on their laptop with their Fauci throw pillow on their couch, because there's like a lot of those.

Their dog on the other couch. The dog on the throw pillow, and they're reading, and they go, delete that. They can't. They just were just like, they just, it was like a child getting like molested, you know? They just forget it, compartmentalize it, and just move on with their life. That's a good way to put it.

Like it never happened. They go, they're just like, gets locked away in the annals of your brain and then you're just like on the annals of the dog again fauci i do not see why putting it in the dog's ass is torture that's not what you're supposed to do this is a fly experiment he goes yeah and i unzipped my fly i thought that's what you meant not to mention too the fucking they're, now the NIH is like, yeah, you know what? Maybe this was created in a lab. Like, they're even starting to backtrack, too, where it's like they're like the Rand Pauls of the world are kind of getting like a little bump where they're, it's, I mean, it's spiraling for Fauci at this point. He's pushing too far too soon.

The firefighters are fucking done with him. Is he impeachable? Can we impeach a Fauci? Or does he just get fired? We impeached him from the show and we replaced him with Bace Seinfeld. What's the deal with being treaded on? That's what we

were saying. So he goes, George! He meets up with George and the thing, he goes, George, she's a double masker! George! And then Kramer comes busting the door. He goes, well, I's a double masker. George. And then Kramer comes busting the door. He goes, well, I'm banned from Facebook again. Oh, I'm banned. Oh, I'm banned.

Because of what he said about the Puerto Rican parade. Yeah. No, it's what he said about the lab leak. Yeah, Kramer is definitely on that. Kramer's a big lab leak guy. What's the deal with being treaded on? It's like, oh, Jerry's like, yeah, Fauci said, ha ha, you're not going to tell me you listen to Fauci. Yeah, Kramer would hate Fauci.

Kramer would hate Fauci. What? And then Bay Seinfeld's like, Kramer, they got us off the gold standard. This inflation's out of hand. My mackinac peaches, the price of them goes through the roof. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These supply chain issues are making my Mackinac peaches expensive again.

Big Seinfeld is really unhappy with the price of his peaches. The supply chain inflation is a big... Okay, so we have the accidentally for the boys has started off. Accidentally for boys. So this is why...'s been there's like a bunch of them this week now that i've opened my mind up to the possibility of all these different

accidentally for the boys yeah i've been seeing i think the trans stuff is the is most of the accidentally for the boys by the way i don't want to this is probably obvious but the trans hot yes but all the this is probably obvious but I blew a trans person last night. I blew a trans person, yeah, yeah. It's probably pretty obvious, but... I don't know. Huh? Yeah, yeah.

Pretty obvious. Pretty obvious because I'm covered in cum. But, like, all this stuff, all the thou doth protest too much, and they're making a whole thing. This is not helping them. Oh, of course. This is... But they don't...

Like, again, we say of course, but they're not, like, thinking, maybe are we going too far? Is this actually setting us back a bit? You're saying the Chappelle stuff. The Chappelle stuff. Okay, we'll talk about that in a second. I mean, there's so many trans things happening now. And this week there was a copy of this.

There's, like, fucking a ton of them, and they're all crazy, and all that happens is regular people who had, like, no real thinking about, like, it's like I said, with my friend at the bank who had never heard of like i don't care about fat guys but if you start punching me in the face once a day exactly like my friend at the bank who's like no idea with pronouns and then

it's like people like him are gonna be like what's this trans who are these people and why are they trans stuff he goes oh dave chappelle you go oh i know dave chappelle and then he like looks into a bit he goes these people are nuts yeah like he's like it's gonna you're gonna get the regular people who are not political, not in the culture stuff. And they're going to be like, start making decisions on this. And I'm sure that a lot of trans people are like,

yeah, I'm not like a protesting outside of Netflix. I don't care if Dave Chappelle makes jokes, but the, um, the best one that I saw this week, probably my favorite. It's,

um, so basically trans criminals are not women. And then this secretary, Prita Patel orders. In the UK, right? Yeah, yeah. So basically her beef is that they need to stop recording offenses from trans people as female crime statistics. Yeah, trans women should be men. Right, well, because in the crime statistics, if you look at it now, it goes, it goes it's like yeah women rapes are up like

crazy crazy the best one was in the thing too was there's like though i don't know if you have you want to go through the article at all or like because there was one thing where i just was like laughing so hard um with the fuck which one is it with the bond so the person who this is about like basically was a rapist but it was in jail for making a bomb? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Right? For making an improvised bomb? Well, the women be up in their old tricks making bombs.

Well, yeah, but literally they go, huh, the first ever crime of a woman making a bomb. They're like, this is weird. We've never had a recorded crime of a woman making an improvised bomb. So there's all these stats that trans people are doing because. And then probably someone was like, sure. It wasn't a bath bomb.

Cause women love making those. No, no, no, no. It was like a fucking like Unabomber with nails and shrapnel. Whoa. We got this woman with a bomb.

And then some were like the really crazy feminists are like, no, this is progress. Like we've been kept out of bomb making. Yeah. Yeah. We're finally like the moment that we finally make a bomb, you guys fucking turn it around and say, no, you didn't.

You're a man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally, we've gotten the bomb making thing. But that's the thing. There are so many. This is the ultimate week of like intersectional car crashes. So this girl is sort of like OG Oh gee, feminist type of thing. And she goes, no, stop padding our statistics,

but I'm loving it because it's like, so I guess trans people are committing some of these traditionally male crimes more than women are. Right. You said it, not me. Well, for example, they go, it's like women jerking off on buses is up. go it's like women jerking off on buses is up 9 000 women exposing their penis on the subway is up way up it's up 9 000 dude it was almost it was at one before you know it's really it was at zero ever zero the funny thing too is their law like the actual wording of their law is like rape can only be done by a man oh yeah i heard that too yeah in this article it says like in the way their law is worded like a

rape can only be something a man does that's what they had in their law agreed but yeah so now they're like do we change the law they have changed yeah so the the ban following the ban follows cases where violence and sexual offenses by men who call themselves female were recorded. Even the article is like, because I guess this person is not happy about this. This is the Daily Mail. And they said they. M-A-L-E? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Daily Mail. The Daily Mail. It's for boys. You know, it's for boys and boys adjacent. Who call themselves female were recorded as being committed by women, prompting concerns that the practice is warping official data.

Early this year, the Mail on Sunday highlighted the case that Zoe Watts, who was jailed for a string of offenses, including building an improvised bomb. So women are. She's literally like a pioneer. She's like, fucking what's the what's the chick who got Amelia Earhart, the first pilot or whatever? She was, yeah. She is basically Amelia Earhart. Well, the thing, the problem is the media loves report.

This is, so the media, since the history of time, their favorite thing has always been, you know, identity politics. They just switch which side they're for. The same way that back in the day it was kind of like they're all they report almost black murders more and now they you know that if now if you're looking at it they go if they don't tell you the race of the crime uh the right race of the perpetrator like you know what race it was right like you know it's like if they go oh it's if it's a white guy you'll know absolutely but you go uh it's one of those things where they love reporting the race and gender of murderers then this sort of stuff's putting them in a pickle for sure well they go so what they

just lost like every one time this happens they lose a story they lose the liberal like media they straight up are like all right we have one less story that would have been like actually drive a lot of well because they would love to say, hey, men, another male bomber. Rapist bomber. Rapist bomber. That would be a huge one for them. Are you kidding me? Every place, they'd be salivating over that story.

Now they're going to be like, here you go, right-wing media here. Write about this. Yeah, yeah. Pretend like it didn't happen. Yeah, so they're struggling on this. But even, so on the same topic, this is BuzzFeedfeed because so again now so this is why i'm saying it's like almost positive because all of the narrative is like men are bad or whatever and it's really evening out the statistics and also making them not allowed to talk about it

so okay you know how forever yeah they're tying themselves in a fucking knot they're tying themselves in a fucking bow and a knot yeah so you know how forever it's kind of like things like mansplaining and manspreading and stuff like that? How many articles was like men readjusting their dicks on this? You know, that kind of stuff, right? So BuzzFeed did like a top ten reasons why it's hard for people with penises. So now that women have penises, it's like you can sort of be like, ah, us people with

penises. We're the people. We're the penis people. The penis people. We're the penis people. We're the penis people. We're the penis people. I don't know why I make them sound like they know us. It's just all of us. And we're sort of all under a bridge.

Yeah. We're the penis people. So this is where they go. This is BuzzFeed's new article in all this stuff because they're in such a loop. BuzzFeed went from writing like 10 reasons men are bad, 10 reasons girls are awesome. Now they have 10 reasons it's hard to have a cock. There they go. Penises can be the most temperamental things.

Hard when you don't want them to be soft. And then sometimes they're soft when you want them to be hard. So it's like people with penises are often getting bones when they don't want them. And then they said, basically now that girls have penises, we can sort of do what we want. A trans person just has to say it first. Do you think this is pitched from like, they go, we need some more like female centric stuff. And they go, how about the difficulty of owning a penis? One of the girls at the office said some version of that.

Like, what were we right about how hard it is for some of us to have penises? And someone's like, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. And then you go, why wouldn't we do that? But like, do you think they have like a pie chart and they go, look, you know, you know our sl sliver of like male content like the tiny sliver of the pie that's empty and then they go oh what about like like you think this went into the mail

no i don't think they have a male section no no they don't have any sections like that they have a male like section like 10 reasons why you should kill yourself yeah yeah but and they said uh when you finish peeing and the tip is still wet so so you give it a gentle flick, but then some drops still, some drops still remain. So you dab it with single toilet paper, but instead of the paper soaking up moisture, scraps of toilet paper stick to your penis. So have you ever wiped your dick off after taking a piss with toilet paper? Now, does anyone do that? Am I crazy? Because I was reading this.

I go, this sounds like it was written by not a penis person. Yeah. This is. That's someone who's basically maybe like a female to male post-op. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're taking the new penis for a spin. What do I do with this thing? Maybe I'll grab some tissue.

They're taking the new penis. And they take the tissue and they're like, what's going on here? Right. Like, yeah yeah and they're just like well that's what they said they go this is they're already number two and you go this is their penis people so they'll go write a uh fucking article on how hard it has dicks it's like when you're wiping your dick after you pee and you go who wipes their dick after they pee i mean there's so many on here that they don't have to like what about the fact that like when you're at a fucking urinal and you have pants on like jogging many on here that they don't have to like, what about the fact that like when you're at a fucking urinal and you have

pants on like jogging pants and your fucking underwear don't have a dick hole. So you got to slide the pants in the underwear all the way to the floor at the urinal. And then guys are slapping those asses. They walk by. They're like, nobody's fucking talking about that.

No one wants to talk about that. That's the kind of stuff they don't want to talk about. That's like, that does seem like from the point of view of someone who's never actually taken a piss before it was like you know hard to have a penis sometimes when you're taking a piss and then you accidentally put it up and then you fountain the piss into your mouth and now you got a mouthful of piss and you go i don't know if penis people do this the penis people where the penis people okay they go having so the second one i don't definitely seems like something the

penis people don't have. But having the sudden urge to adjust every five minutes, especially with jeans, it gets so uncomfortable. So now the penis people are back. That's what underwear is for. Yeah, but no, now I feel like that one's back because, you know, we are allowed to adjust. So basically, penis people are allowed to adjust their dicks now. Maybe you're at a funeral. Maybe you're on the bus.

Maybe you got your hand in your pants. But, like, these people have definitely written articles by being like, it's rude for guys to adjust their dicks now. Maybe you're at a funeral. Maybe you're on the bus. Maybe you got your hand in your pants. But these people have definitely written articles by being like, it's rude for guys to have their hands in their pants. For sure. You know, probably they got five letters from angry women who go, I have a huge labia, and I have this problem too. This isn't just a male problem. This is not just a man situation.

I have to adjust my labia all the time. Yeah, so now we're allowed to be adjusting our dicks on in public spaces so we're good on that and then if it's uncomfortable on the first one you're allowed to man spread because that's a big thing so man spreading's back um you know people with penises oh it says bad aim on the toilet seat every once in a while so to speak so another thing we're allowed to piss on the seat now i mean we're we're not allowed. That's just kind of part of the game. Although I've said it before. I hate, like, I don't know.

Do you piss on a toilet seat in a public toilet? I try not to. I usually kick it up. Yeah, you kick it up. That's the move. You kick it up. It's just like a fucking, like, that's one of the most not for the boys move on earth. Pissing on the seats a bit much.

Pissing all over a fucking public toilet seat. Unless the place is like a total mess. Yeah, yeah. This is a lost cause. If you're at like CBGB at fucking two in the morning, some dive bar or whatever the fuck, whatever. But like that fucking move where it's like. I'm not going to like a nice restaurant and fucking pissing all over the seat. But people do.

People do, yeah. It's so common. Well, I think some people think there's like the, because you know how they make a tiny little slot? I think people think they can just go in the tiny little slot, and it's one in a hundred people. Nobody can. Yeah, one in a hundred people. That's why they fucking put the fly on the urinal.

If you're living with your girlfriend and she starts getting mad, show her the Buzzfeed article and be like, hey, people with penises piss on the seat. Deal with it. She's like, why is there piss all over the floor and you go buzzfeed article she goes it's in the kitchen you go yeah yeah take forever in the goddamn bathroom the constant cultural and individual need to assure ourselves that they're good enough pro

tip if your partner's enjoying themselves it's good enough and if they can't do the deed for whatever reason you're still valued so basically saying like you know the the idea that us penis people have to perform sexually for more than two minutes and be able to reproduce yeah i love it they go you know you're still valuable even if you can't reproduce your dna and you go i don't know there's some people who might disagree with that right i also interpreted that more as like they're saying if you can't get it up Yeah if you can't get it up yeah yeah But that's the thing it used so now

Because how many articles are written about like How your boyfriend needs to pleasure you They should be given all this foreplay And all this stuff and they should have sex for 10,000 hours and 10,000 positions That your boyfriend should put you in blah blah Now it's like hey people with penises Do not need to perform for you.

And if a person with a penis does not get it up, that does not make us less valuable. That point is very much accident. I don't know if it's accidentally for the boys. It's all accidentally for the boys. Penis people, the constant nagging pressure to perform for more than 45 seconds that all people with penises ejaculate

while having sex with your this is definitely written by women though yeah we're the penis people shelby heinrich the whole toxic culture around bigger is better so that's small small ones big ones we're all the same we're the penis people we're the penis people and that's part of the thing. We're the penis people. We pee on the seat and we spread in the subway. Small ones, big ones will come fast. We're the penis people. Small ones, big ones. Will come fast.

And foreplay is for the non-penis people. We're the penis people. We're the penis people. We demand pleasure now. We pull it out on the subway now we're the penis people so we got a little picketing sign accidentally four boys so this will probably be the last thing we'll talk about with the chapelle thing but this one so this week all the people went to netflix to protest and all this stuff happened since we recorded our last episode, right? But we know Vito and Dick Masterson.

Dick's super funny on Twitter. Oh, Dick's a Twitter guy. He's a real Twitter guy. The only thing that sucks for him is he always gets his account. He gets deleted every once every week. The moment he starts flirting with goat status is just gone, and then you've got to go find him. Right. And then he basically goes, and he goes to the top of a mountain.

He goes, ooh! And to the top of a mountain. He goes, ooh. And then all his friends start tweeting. They go, yo, Dick's back on. So you don't find out he's even back on for two weeks. So these guys went to the Netflix protest with the sign that says, we like jokes, and we like Dave, right? And also, just a small thing. It is pretty funny, the idea that a lot of the Netflix employees

that went to complain, they'd never been to the office yet. Yeah, that was actually, I was going to say that too, by far one of the funniest parts. They were working from home when they got the job. So this is the first time they went to their office to protest. They went back in to walk out, and they go, do we go back in? They probably went in, they're like, you know're like you know what i gotta do we have to actually go in for a second yeah count as like a proper walk is it a proper walk out if we just start out i think those guys

are gonna get paid by the way they're what who's gonna get paid dick and veto so basically what happened they went there with the sign that said we are jokes people like you know all of the protesters flipped out on them and stuff like that ripped the guy's sign down there's lots of videos of this on twitter but they ripped the guys we got vetoes uh we got jokes signed down and then he was just holding the the broomstick and they go he's got a weapon he's got a weapon which it's so funny because it's like these are the people that were protesting the cops before being like hey they'll shoot unarmed people absolutely and now they're like hey if there's a cop around shoot him shoot him essentially not to mention you're like why wasn't his broomstick with a piece of

paper attached to it also a weapon like i love it like a piece of paper attached to a broomstick you go nothing threatening there the moment the paper comes off you're like whoa buddy i don't like this and then uh dick masterson was like he was uh you know uh uh protesting with his sign and then they came up and tried to steal a sign and then a guy pushed him and his head got slammed into like some concrete yeah some concrete planter thing and it was like dude it was a guy who works as a writer for netflix that's the thing these were all like employees that's the crazy part that they're not, it's not just some guy that works there. This is a person that, yeah.

And again, like 0% chance that guy loses his job. Right. Whereas like in any other scenario where it's like, if fucking dick or whatever, I mean, I guess it would be the other way around, but it's like,

you know, in any other scenario where it's like, someone's assaulting someone and it's like a Netflix employee, but it was like, you know, assaulted like a black lives matter protester.'d be like oh yeah can you imagine you're fucking fired and you're never working on anything ever again you're done but go fucking get a job in mcdonald's if you're lucky well i would love the idea that uh like i was even thinking about

doing a sketch and they found him too they found out this guy yeah i know and nothing yeah nothing's gonna happen but if you did um like if uh if other companies had employees like netflix like you're just outside the building being like you know you're in the job interview being like um what do you sell and you go we sell mainly wrenches it's like uh this is our best seller and then like yeah i'll be protesting that one don't like that wrench like you're protesting their what business would you be outside the business protesting their number one best-selling product like running an entertainment company is just such a nightmare but i love it the idea of yeah you being at an interview uh for that stuff it's like even

interview for comedy and netflix be like yeah i want to work in like comedy like what are your qualifications hate comedy uh what do you think about what are your favorite comedians like what do you think of like burr louie misogynist, misogynist, not funny, not funny. What about Hannah Gadsby, brilliant. What do you think about fucking Richard Pryor, racist, sexist. What do you think about Sam Kinison,

probably the worst ever, Dice Clay. I can't even believe you brought that up. You have a good future in the fucking comedy department. Maybe they do. In this backwards world, we fucking saw, I sent that to you, but like CBC in Canada was like, did this thing on this.

And then they go, we're going to interview two like comedy experts. And it was like this one girl who's like, I said, she did open mic. She was an open mic for like, I don't know, a month in Toronto.

And then some other guy who comedy expert, who was like not, and they gave them 15 minutes. It was not seem like a long segment 15 minute segment you're so right I didn't even think of that dude I sent it to

our buddy Aaron he goes I can't believe that was 15 minutes I didn't even that didn't even cross my mind you're right those are usually like

get your two sound bites in they turned it they did a podcast on the news the special is one hour they did the Chappelle's special is one hour they talked about it

on fucking the news for 15 minutes I couldn't watch that full thing you give me the Kohl's notes. What were they saying? I didn't even watch the whole thing either. I was like, I watched it. Yeah, I can't watch that.

This is ridiculous. They go, hey, I'm fine. I'm punching down, and the guy's like, well, I guess he's, I don't know if he's a guy, because I think he said he's trans, but he might be non-binary, or whatever, but he goes, well, he's like, I'm trans, but I'm also black. So what? And I was like, I don't know.

I'll tell you what I got from that without watching it more than 30 seconds is that they used all the words yeah oh all I can tell you about that segment is they used all the words you heard the word intersectional a lot of times you heard the word power dynamics

you heard the word but it is sort of funny that's the thing too because it's like the white reporter dude who's like, it was his segment. I know. And he's old. So you could tell he's basically like. I'm quitting soon. No, he's the buddy cop. He's like the cop movie guy who goes like, I fucking got two more weeks to retirement.

Yeah, that's what I mean. He goes, I'm getting too old for this shit. Yeah, he's getting too old for this shit. But he goes, fuck, I just got to get that pension. That is so funny because you're right. That guy. Especially CBC. That's a government job. Like, that's just getting too over this shit. But he goes, fuck, I just got to get that pension. That is so funny because you're right. That guy. Especially CBC. That's a government job.

Like, that's a fat pension. Totally. And you're not leaving early. Like, you're waiting that out. So you go, okay. And you know the climate of CBC. You've been a newsman forever. Dude, he used to fucking cover, like, you know, like the fucking CNE and shit.

And just like real Canadian bullshit. Yeah, yeah. The tragically hip guy has cancer. That's like a big deal or whatever. Like Brian Mulroney or whatever. And now he finds himself. He's like, I'm on a panel with like two trans people telling me,

uh, why like this comedy special was bad news. Yeah. He probably was like covering fucking like, Oh, the kids in the hall. And they're like, they're this new group.

The kids in the hall is like in the fucking eighties. It a funny tv show funny tv show how do you guys think of your ideas right basically yeah you're right they have a new ride at the the exhibition fair yeah he goes uh this year at the fair they have uh bacon donuts right i don't know what that guy's maybe that guy was involved in news or whatever but still he works He's a white guy who works at the CBC. He didn't get hired recently. I'll tell you that much. That's a legacy guy right there. I will tell you.

I will also tell you that much. That was not a hot new hire. No, that is not a new hire. Old white guy at the CBC. That guy has been around since they had fucking like Hockey Night canada with the old song this is correct yeah but the craziest part of this whole thing is so these guys they went out and whatever like they uh it was funny and all this stuff but the crazy part was how much of liars news media is where they picked a photo so he was standing vito standing there and he was like jokes are funny what's the deal and they're yelling and screaming at him right and he's

like smiling and laughing and then they picked a photo of him where he looks like he's not smiling and laughing yeah so they found the one like freeze frame where he looks like he's yelling yeah he had the thing and then he had this one where he had his arms out or whatever and they were all yelling but he's like joking and then it had this one where he had his arms out or whatever, and they were all yelling. Yeah, but he's, like, joking. Of course. And then it says, comedian and videographer Vito Gasualdi, stupid Italian name. Gasualdi. Gasualdi. Screams profanities as he engages with peaceful protesters begging him to leave.

And then there's, like, four other places that, like, ran all this stuff. It was on the Associated Press. Well, Associated Press are the ones who, they're, like, the source stuff. It was on the associated press. Well, associated press are the ones who they're like the, the point, the source of it, the, the, every, they distribute it to everybody who then runs with.

Yeah, I know. It's like, if you got, if you want extra stories, yeah, you want extra stories and then, and then you pay them for it,

but you use their captioning. And then it turns out he was peaceful. They were not. He shouts at people. But also they were the ones who were not peaceful and they were the ones that were swearing yeah and they were calling him they go repent motherfucker repent was amazing and then they were like dude remember that one lady after they break his sign or whatever then this lady comes up and she's like she's like basically touching him i'm just like imagine how

that lady would feel if vito started unwontingly touching her yeah yeah like like literally walking up into her personal space and touching her. She would fucking have the conniption of all time. And yeah, obviously there's gonna be all that, like, hypocrisy stuff and you go, okay, whatever. We all understand, like, who's allowed to protest and who's not and whatever, right?

Which groups have the special treatment and whatever, whatever. But for the fucking, like, news media to... Imagine being the person sifting through a photo of some guy laughing to find the one still frame where he doesn't and at no point being like, we might be pushing ethics here a little bit.

Ethics? In the news? Ethics! Literally, everybody watching this is like, what is Ryan talking about with ethics in the news right now? They don't have any ethics. Well, but it's fucking,

it's been years since that's their thing is like, they pick the fucking most salacious photo with the most salacious title. That's what makes the money. And you don't know, it could be some fucking purple haired chick who like is doing the photo. And she goes like, here's one for us. Like I'm,

you know, I'm a, I'm a, like a soldier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like,

yeah, I work for the associated press, but I'm a fucking soldier in this war. And I'm like, it was crazy. I mean, again, I'm a, I'm a, like a soldier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's like, yeah, I work for the associated press, but I'm a fucking soldier in this war. And I'm like, it was crazy. I mean, again, it's like, I wonder if like, he definitely has a suit against, I don't know if it's Netflix associated press. I don't know how like libel stuff works in this country, but that's a basic, like, it seems like a pretty basic libel thing. Cause they're like, you watch the video that, that, well,

the reason is because it's Netflix, I guess. Right. it's one thing if it was just the person on their own time but it was like the employee and it was like kind of like a sanctioned protest it was on their property right that's what i mean we'll see what it kind of happens i mean the funny thing too would be if just like the two of them get so much money they go fuck this youtube shit we're out we're going to hawaii yeah well how about a words are violent sketch where some guy comes into the hospital he's like on a stretcher he's screaming he goes what happened i watched the chappelle special the words were so violent they're like fucking doing cpr on them as the thing's moving yeah like they're well 10 shows and then they released all

the articles there was like 10 shows they should make instead of dave chappelle's blah blah and it would be like how about i make a show about a woman who kicks ass well yeah there was the world we saw mothers start a bakery that takes down amazon we saw the one article that was uh what was it fucking like seven here's seven trans comedians who are literally all funnier than Dave Chappelle. Yeah. Okay. And then,

and then the thing is, so Chappelle yesterday put out a little video from a set and he goes, he goes, yeah, I'll meet with them or whatever. But then this caused this whole stir. Cause he goes, one,

it's like, you got to do it wherever I say. And then, uh, this thing was, and y'all have to admit Hannah Gadsby is not funny. And then Hannah Gadsby starts trending on Twitter because of Chappelle. I said that in my special that I just recorded this weekend.

I said I was doing the trans joke. And I was like, and you know, you got to do the trans jokes. It's the only way to get any press. But obviously, you don't have to talk about trans stuff. It's the only way for anyone to care about your special. But anyways, whatever. It's like, this is how dishonest these journalists have been doing. And they've been doing this shit forever,

which is why the fucking audacity for any of these people to give you like a moral fucking scolding on anything, like just the history's most dishonest people. This is the episode Ryan gets red-pilled on the media. Ryan just fucking took the red pill on the media. He goes, these dishonest journos. Fuck you. Ryan's going to start fake news.

Now, my point is that the fact that, like, you can morally scold someone while simultaneously, like, doing that. Oh, yeah. I mean, the whole thing is fucking ludicrous. And, again, what I said at the beginning, this is not doing trans people any benefit. No. They all seem just like hysterical.

Because the thing is, all this stuff always makes them seem like crazy and hysterical. Like even if they have like maybe some point, it gets so blown out of proportion that it ends up making them just look bad. And then regular people are like, oh, wow. Like this is what an overreaction. Well, have you seen, I don't know if you saw like the rotten tomatoes which has obviously been getting worse and worse critics score versus you know the the fucking elitist media score versus the proletariats but there was they're they're all so out of hand it's not just this one it's like everything like it's like the fauci what does he have a hundred percent love that like two percent critics must love but imagine any so imagine how those critics

and you say anything else in the world where you go hey i'm an art critic and you go um and then you go out there and you say this is the best one this is the worst one you go that one you said is the best sold for a dollar. And then you go, nah, it's a bit. You go, every critic in the world said this is the best painting in the world. Yeah. And they all sold for a dollar. Yeah, maybe not.

What do you think about this first? It's like, okay, we're not going to start listening to this art guy. Right, what do you think about this first sketch? Feminist mom and Marcus lock their heads in boxes and let sand fleas eat them just to prove it's not so bad. To prove it's not so bad, it's a total overreaction. Yeah.

Lock their heads in boxes. That's pretty funny. This is not so bad. And you're like, it's like literally like they're going in your fucking like ear canal and like eating you from the inside. You're like, this is fine. It's sort of like a warm massage. You're like, I love Fauci though. We were talking about, I was like, I'm doing something with like Kurt and Kyle or whatever.

So I was like, we were talking a bunch. But the, the, the, Kurt had like a good point for all this stuff where I've kind of, I've always been sort of saying, we were talking about how like, I always kind of say that like the idea that they go, oh, the comedy is violence or whatever, all that stuff, right? Or it could lead to violence, all that stuff. My comedy is violence.

Yeah. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo. Oh. Whereas I always sort of make the point that it's like, no, it relieves tension like for the most part right but the real truth is they these people don't want tension relieved they want like tensions high and absolute power and absolute like it's the classic like you know you look like they'll look to who you're not allowed to criticize kind of right and like you know you

can never criticize the king like the jester never criticizes the king or whatever like that kind of thing because they have like you know well kill the jester he had a good point where he's sort of saying you have to think of like comedy and art like sometimes like it's basically medicine and he goes uh you took the it was like no they took the wrong medicine so it's like if you watch the wrong if you watch the right comedy it's like yeah it relieves your tensions make you feel better you're like well you watched the one that made you feel better it's like yeah you took the wrong one like it's like if a doctor prescribing medicine and you've taken the wrong medicine you go it actually made me worse and you go yeah that wasn't for you that's true isn't that like kind of a good way to know the best

part about curtis he says these things like that instead of comedy as medicine i recommend puberty blockers yeah that's the one you took imagine that you took it and then it did give you puberty because you doubled down on not hitting puberty but i reversed it but i always tell the uno card i always tell like kurt things like that he'll say things like that and then i'll be like yeah you had like a good version you said of that and it'll be like a day later and he goes i said that and i go well that's not a thing you say. He goes, what? He goes, what? I said that? Anyways, I thought the medicine thing was pretty funny.

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Just like some hot tamales? The media's lying to you. Jokes aren't violence. We should get that hot tamales. Because then you eat one, but your tolerance for spice is zero. So even a candy's going to buckle you. No, I wouldn't want a hot tamale. I wouldn't want that shit.

But while Daniel has decided, while he's laughing at people like me who are fighting against these corporate lies, Danny's out there making money on Truth Social. So this is the thing, Danny. He wants to look. He comes here and he goes, whatever. Hey, man, in our group chat, I was fucking, I was telling everybody. I feel like people were kind of dismissive of me in my group chat. They weren't dismissive.

They were just like. So, Danny, how much. So Truth Social is Trump. Donald. Okay. You're familiar with Donald Trump. the d man the d man so basically truth social dwac ticker symbol is a spack that was launched at the end of december they were like they're called like digital world acquisition company by the way like insane whole story right it's not even well so well i mean the

same part oh the same part you start as a small thing. Like, they now have, like, what's their market cap now? As of today, last I checked, it's Wednesday. It's like, I think it was about $60 a share, which is in the billions. But they could essentially... They got as high as $175 a share. So now it's kind of the same thing with AMC. Okay, so basically the first thing is it's basically become a meme stock where it's like

it's let's go brandon was a stock that you can invest in exactly that's that's what i said because so people are pouring money in one of my my finance group chat with all the finance guys this guy kevin posted he goes there's this thing right and so i'm reading it and then i posted it in our group of like the tech guys and they were all like is this fucking real right and they're like like all of them were like, is this even real or whatever? And they really go, holy shit.

And then we're kind of all laughing. Cause like the idea of like, dude, they want to basically, they had their little, their deck, their pitch deck. And they're like,

okay, we're going to compete with Facebook and Amazon and Stripe. Like they were, and you're saying the thing sucked. There is no thing. There's nothing. It's an idea. It's's nothing. It's an idea. That's the thing.

It's an idea. You've opened your mind to the truth. Dude, it's literally, I said it too. We're all a little bit truth social. We're all a little bit. It's like all the people who are like, the election was rigged, my vote didn't count. And you go, here's a way for you to vote and it counts. You buy some stocks.

Buy some stock. And then now he has got so much money. And I think that what people were saying was the even if like the product sucks or whatever once you once you essentially raise this much money for your company now they could go buy rumble they could go buy parlor they could rumble bought locally yeah i saw that yeah so but like imagine truth social just acquires all of these that's that is they're saying on the that all-in podcast but that seems more the move than starting from scratch a fucking social media campaign.

Well, some people are saying that some of the naysayers like Vice Magazine, and you can respond to this. Wait, Vice Magazine's not in, don't think that. They're seething at the fucking mouth for some dirt on true social. Dude, true social fucking, like, that's the thing. If it goes to a thousand a share, it probably won't. But if it does, they should literally fucking

shut Vice down. Buy it and just not even. See, that's what I'm liking it goes to a thousand a share, it probably won't. But if it does, they should literally fucking shut Vice down. Buy it and just not even. See, that's what I'm liking. We're not even pivoting Vice. If Trump starts saying, like, I might do some things like that, they go, you know what? I might buy, because it's worth, like, more market cap than the New York Times now. Double the New York Times. So imagine he goes, we're thinking about doing a hostile takeover of the New York Times.

I might toss a hundred into Truth Social. Exactly exactly i might throw a hundo into the pilot if you're imagine if you could and you could throw some money in and they're like we might uh buy the new york times just to shut it down and be like i'll pop some i'll pop a few bucks in for that i'll tell you man it's like they're like we're gonna turn their offices into turn their offices into Manhattan's largest bar and club. Fuck yeah. Imagine though, we're going to buy the New York Times and then turn it into a Patriots, what do they call it, like a Legion Hall? Yeah, Legion Hall.

Yeah, exactly. The fucking Veterans Hall or whatever. We're going to turn it into a Legion Hall in the middle of fucking New York City. Dude, but that's the thing. On Wall Street. I was in our group chat too New York City. Dude, but that's the thing. On Wall Street. I was in our group chat, too. And I was like, instantly, I was like, yeah, I'm buying them. Because they're at warrants.

And warrants are the ones where it's like you get like super juiced up. Yeah, you were juicing up. They go up. So literally, I'm buying the warrants. Dude, I bought the warrants at $2.50. How much money did you make? Can you share? I'll just say, I bought the warrants at $2.50. I didn't buy a crazy amount.

But I bought the warrants at $2 and fifty cents i didn't buy a crazy amount but but i bought the warrants at two dollars and fifty cents i sold them at ten dollars so four bagger in like an afternoon or bagger dude they opened the next morning at 60 and went as high as 80 yeah so i bought them for 250 they were as high as 80 i have my friends in my group chat they bought the common shares i like both of them paid like i think 11 or 12 but they fucking kept it till the next day no just ed and chris and they bought it and they both like on the open because it kept getting halted instantly like it would open and then get halted they both sold it like they both were like literally 10 times their money in two days not even two days 24 hours that fucking rules insane oh fuck truth social and the best part is when they started announcing the things they said the tweets are called truths and then

the retweets are called retruths that's the thing too it's like you can like this is the kind of thing with the stock markets and stuff and all that shit is like i think this is a complete piece of shit if this is ever like if they actually is a complete piece of shit. If this is ever like, if they actually do- Yeah, you're the actual value of the company. No, like if they do what they say they want to do, which is make from scratch a social media company, like, and they're going to use this open source thing or whatever, total piece of shit.

Doesn't mean that the stock, the piece of paper that represents this idea is like- Well, the company hasn't done that yet right now. It's just a company. And you know what the company is now done that yet right now it's just a company and you know what the company is now the energy and the brand recognition yeah it's just trump and like yeah it's the fucking they're the it's buying a share of let's go brandon they're the figurehead of yeah but there is that thing where too you know there's so many people that probably behind the scenes like you know rich rich like republicans that are sort of like rooting for this behind the scenes

too you know what i mean fuck dude we're rooting they're putting their money but that's what i mean we're not even putting their money and putting their like you know like trying to put the right team together so it's not just like some hunk of shit you know what there is a risk though with trump is that if he does something wild no if that market forces really do like or something happens and then it goes back down to like $11 and like everybody who owns it is holding the bag. And so all these people who are like big Trump people are all just like stuck. I just lost all this money.

Huge sums of money. And then it'll be less fun. It'll be like, he's going to lose a lot of money. Right. When Trump basically becomes like the GameStop CEO or the Robin Hood CEO. Yeah, exactly. He's going to become the Robin Hood CEO. But I said this in one of my group chats,

but like, you know, don't count him out on his ability to pump. Like he's going to, he knows. That's a pretty good point. No, it is a real bull case. Is there anyone who can pump? There's a real good bull case for him. That's not the worst.

Or the thing where he goes. Elon Musk style. He knows the things to say to make that thing fucking rip. Okay. He knows all the things. He's probably talking with lawyers. He goes, what am I allowed to say? What am I not allowed to say? He's not. Okay. He knows all the things he's probably talking with lawyers. He goes,

what am I allowed to say? What am I not allowed to say? He's, he's not that social media. He's not fucking stupid. And he knows the things to say to make this thing go higher. Interesting. And he,

and he has like, again, it literally like was, I think, what did they say? It made his net worth. Cause he owns 90 or some crazy percentage of it. I mean,

his net worth, like five X, like overnight. Come on. Yeah, dude, he put 90 or some crazy percentage of it, made his net worth like 5x overnight. Come on. Yeah, dude. He put him in like the, I mean, a lot of people were joking when they go, Trump's finally a billionaire. Well, also funny is they think that that's a pretty good way to get rich after the president,

where you see Obama and all these guys doing all these fucking dumb speeches. It's like this guy started a SPAC at 5x overnight. I wonder if Obama did it. Like if Obama did a SPAC, I don't think anything would come of it. You don't think? Well, it may. It would something, but it wouldn't be this kind of thing. It would pop 10% on the first day.

It would be trading from 10 to 11. Right. It's not going from 10 to 180. Wild. Well, I watched it. So, no, let me just respond to the Vice thing. They basically said they were seemingly using Mastodon's code base without credit. What was that?

seemingly using Mastodon's code base without credit. What was that? So Mastodon is an open source Twitter essentially. Are you saying they copied that? No, it's open source. You're allowed to. You and me could start our own Twitter tomorrow using Mastodon. The only thing is in their filing, they

said that it's proprietary. They were using our proprietary code and then Mastodon's like, it's not proprietary. It's open source. You took it from us. Stop saying that. And they like, basically all they're saying is stop saying it's proprietary.

It's not. That's it. It's open source. And that's it. Interesting. Well, that's going to be a fun one to watch play out, eh? Again, Vice is like,

like, you know the fucking- Obviously, I'm just asking. I don't know. I don't really know this Macedon code stuff. Yeah, I had never heard of it either, but it's just an open source. You know, because I heard other people say that too.

That's why I was sort of wondering what that meant. A lot of fucking Nalgene bottles at the vice offices. People were holding them and just exploded in their hands. Well, he did a press release this week that was killing me. I thought it was one of the wildest press releases of all time. How do you wait for Truth Social? That's the thing did you sign up uh no i got on the list just so i can get fucking uh my my ticker just

in case it's the next big thing okay my handle at day i don't even go on parlor or anything no parlor's brutal um but basically this is the press release where i was like he's he's at his peak right now for being funny and i think i think it is because i remember reading art of the deal and it was like a lot of no press is bad press like all you have to do you have to rile people up that was that's when he made the uh you know put the homeless people and the things that's what i was saying that's what i meant to say if he buys new york times and he turns half of it into a homeless shelter like you know some shit like that but he goes um this is the press release he said isn't it funny that Meghan McCain who's always been a bully and basically a lowlife is now complaining that

she was bullied by the slobs at The View it's funny because slobs is really like it's a nice like misogynistic jab but it's pretty gender neutral slobs. It's actually more of a male thing. They don't really call women slobs. So it's like calling women slobs is actually very nice. Low life. And she goes, making it low life in the view of the view of a slob. And also like none of this has anything to do with anything, dude. But he goes, even after I made it possible at the request of her representatives to give her dad the world's longest funeral.

Even though I was never, to put it mildly a fan he's like so they say and he has one more thing but i thought this was fucking insane he goes i have and he goes i have since found that mccain her dad who is who finished last in his class in monopolopheles. Those were the three lines. He casually had to say that Meghan McCain's a slob, the people at the viewer are slob, the funeral was too long and the guy was bad at school. Really speaking ill of the dead. There's not even really much that he's

making a point. He's just putting it out there. Yeah, this wasn't even about anything. It was just about Meghan McCain talking shit about him or something. Well, there is sort of this idea that I guess that was sort of also, McCain was part of this, but like when Baldwin died

and everyone was kind of being like, how could people speak ill of the dead? This idea that you're- Who died? Mr. Baldwin. Mr. Baldwin died. He's the guy who invented the potato head. You never heard of him? Or not died when he shot people.

Alec Baldwin. Yeah. I was going to say, Mr. Baldwin died? No, he shot the other people, but there was other people Colin Powell died, all these people, and then there's always this narrative where people's like you're saying like mean things about people when they die it's like so crazy and you're just like i mean if you think it's the worst guy ever i guess then your family people love to have these principles because i've watched so many people

on both sides being like wow what class on a dead guy and he's like yeah he hates him i don't know not only that but like why don't we just just put a pin in this and let's wait till Donald Trump dies and see where you're at on this fucking. Oh, exactly. Like, for sure. Well, that's what I was even thinking. The shirt that Donald Trump Jr. made is fucking crazy, though. What did he make?

Donald Trump Jr. posted a shirt that I believe he was selling that said, I think his guns don't kill people. Alec Baldwin kills people kills people right but he's like selling i'm like you need money but again i guess you're like this is the dude who was going on snl like be pretending to be your dad yeah i mean it's like if i was just like he spent five years like or whatever talking shit about your dad you're like i guess for a living this is a pretty personal thing so yeah i mean again everyone has their own version but it's like by the way i bought one yeah yeah i did buy one i took some of that fucking uh true social money and i uh some of my

true social winnings and i plowed them into these fucking shirts yeah well there is like it's people all have these like fake morals that they have, but you're right. Every single person that's like, you should never say that. And you'd be like, Oh, just, just Trump died. It's like that fucking orange pig. I mean, like, let's like, Hey, let's just pull up your tweets from the week that Trump got COVID.

Yeah. You go, I hope this fucker dies. And you go, I mean, I wouldn't talk about my, you know, someone in my family at the funeral. You might, you know, cut them a break. But I'm never, if you go, if I hated someone and they die, it's like, I'm not going to be like, they were great. I might not like shit on them publicly.

No. But if I don't know them and it's like a celebrity that like who, it's just like, it's always that thing when people have principles, you go, well, does the principle hold up at the fucking highest end? Like when Hitler died, you have to go, well go well you know don't speak ill of them like so it doesn't hold up so it's like all you mean is so there's some don't speak bad about people i like yes yeah absolutely by the way one last thing on the trump social thing or whatever is that someone put out a tweet i think zero hedge but so if they got to i think 1700 a share it would be worth more than twitter and then theoretically hostile takeover

of twitter but you only need 51 for a hostile takeover you don't need to own the whole thing so i guess at like a thousand that's the best case scenario by a long shot a thousand bucks a share i don't know the actual mechanics of how they would like actually get that money but i guess they could technically just go after twitter that'd be fuck that would be great fucking but again everybody i don't know what like i guess a lot of people in protest would just leave twitter that's the real problem is they i don't think they would though because so many people that's all they have is their blue check mark and their thing i think they would leave for like a day but they wouldn't because that's all they have maybe like we gotta stay and fight maybe

they stay and fight i gotta stay and fight that would be so fun that would be amazing and he made he did it like my space where everyone has to follow him banning people yeah and their bands are called you're fired. And he actually does change retweets to retruths, even though it's still Twitter. He changes them anyway. He changes them anyway. He's in charge of the banning community.

And then when you, instead of saying that you're on a temporary suspension, it's just that you get a GIF in your email that says you're fired. And fact checks are the wrong GIF. It was wrong. Wrong. That would be the world's largest troll in the history of ever. It was a $50 billion troll. But I think that people that lost, like, I mean, if you lost a million, you might not be happy.

But anyone that lost, like, $500 for that, I think they'd be like, that's worth every penny. I mean, that's the thing. Look, Trump, 70 million people voted for Trump. If all of those people go and kick in $100, that's $7 billion. How much is Twitter worth? 50.

You're talking about times 7. There's other people from other countries, too. If everybody kicks in $700... You're getting hostile takeover Twitter. 70 million people, $700 a pop. Obviously, you're not getting $700. You can hostile take over Twitter. Yeah. 70 million people, a 700 a pop. Yeah. Obviously you're not getting 700 bucks a pop,

but no, but whatever. You put them on a payment plan, fucking 20 a month for two years. And we own Twitter. Do you think someone else like a Soros type would try to like hostile take over and over back the other way? Probably.

I'm sure there was one guy in our group chat. Someone posted this guy, Doug Cass. He was like a famously bad investor. And he said. Yeah, you hate that guy. Well, he said this guy, Whitney Tilson, who like my boy Enrique knows or whatever, sent him an email the morning of the DWAG thing.

He goes, yeah, it is a pretty easy short right here going short at $12. It was like free money. He just got devoured. Oh, I'm sure he got stomped out but like you probably got fucking lit up on that he goes there goes 50 grand hell yeah so anyways they fucking they had another confidence they had another pretty good one too uh speaking of the lying media the the theme of the episode they said the saskatchewan health authority uh in canada they basically posted a thing that said your risk of and speaking of

twitter so the retruth they would definitely get a wrong said your risk of covid19 is deter is not determined by age fitness level or community It's determined by vaccine status. And you go, how is this not misinformation? They go, your risk of death has nothing to do with your fitness level or age. Risk of COVID-19 hospitalization or having it. You go, has nothing to do with your age. Yeah.

Again, just any normal person who's just been alive. Yeah, but how is the fucking health like you know i'll tell you what's gonna happen by the way is if is if it's almost like by the way it's like these people don't understand intersectionality because they're like you go they're the people that are all about intersectionality you go yeah all of those things i saw that with the chappelle one too or someone goes on that thing you sent me and when i did watch the first bit it goes this is a rich guy using his power it's like okay so now uh money does matter because before you said only race matters and actually i have less power than jayden smith but now it's all of a sudden the money doesn't

matter okay interesting you do like an actual waiting somebody said like we need science yeah on this and say what what's worth what on like a like you know yeah you do the actual weighting but don't you don't you think that if trump bought twitter within like six months the government would have they would be they would be like yeah we're the government's the antitrust stuff and the antitrust stuff no i'm saying you know how the government's like fucking chomping at the bit to have their body that regulates the internet like and i know that's why i always argue i think conservatives are wrong because they're like yeah the government should regulate this and it's like yeah i love how you think that that's gonna go your way yeah and i won't even i don't even think

it'll go their way with a fucking republican majority but my point is i bet you if trump owned like a one of those it would probably be probably pretty quick till the government gets involved and starts having their body of censoring the truth. Oh, for sure. Well, especially when like he starts being like, okay, well, you know how like Jack Dorsey was censoring stuff with like the. Yeah, we'll start censoring stories. Hunter Biden and go, we're going to start censoring stories that we don't like. And then, but there are ones that don't that benefit us and we're gonna make hunter biden trending at fucking even when it's at like a thousand views even though the other ones not trend nothing about trump ever trends even when it yep oh yeah oh yeah i could

see that but so that was the saskatchewan thing that was it i was just saying they like they tweeted this but that would not be that would you have to get uh i'll get it wrong wrong wrong so this is what i was saying this is the kind of art uh articles that they are capable of so vice uh this is what vice this is this is the classic this is your vintage classic and they said the pakistan sex toy market so they did a whole article on that, and it's thriving. So this is, they said that, you might not think this, but it's the Pakistan dildo and butt plug market is a thriving industry. I mean, just because they're Muslim doesn't mean they don't like a fucking,

some butt plugs and dildos. That's correct. And so this person started this company, and they said, it's illegal, but online sellers say Pakistanis across the country turned to them to buy sex toys, some of which are made in Pakistan, which out of the gate. So they're doing this big story on the illegal sex toy market in Pakistan. You go, so are you guys narcs then? Well, they do it from here, I guess. So they're like, right.

But if this you're sort of busting their dildo, right? Because you're sort of busting their dildo, right? Cause you're sort of telling, okay. So S10 Kumar was in college when she decided to set up a small business with his friends, manufacturing and exporting steel butt plugs from his hometown of Pakistan, uh, in Silicot,

Pakistan. So it's sort of like a side hustle, right? You meet in the back alley and you go, you mind if I test it? Well, that's the best is they go the, the covert sting operation or whatever. And you go, you got the goods and you go, do you mind if I test it? Well, that's the best. They go, the covert sting operation or whatever.

And you go, you got the goods and you open it and you're like, fucking smell a dildo. And you go, lick it. You're like, it's pure. Yeah, yeah. Stick it up your ass. You go, hold on. No, but yeah. Ah!

Ah! Yeah, it's the real deal, boys. Give them the money. The briefcase? But the sting of it. Everybody's like binoculars for fucking high up windows. That's the real deal, boys. Give them the money.

We got a bogey. Yeah, yeah. No, you sit on the dildo and you go, and then you go on your thing and you go, get them, boys. That's the real deal right there. That's the real deal. The industry is so huge that you can pay off a year's worth of debt from your profits.

It probably depends on how much you owe and how much the profit. I know. It's like, I have $4 million in debt for my butt plug venture. You go, yeah, maybe not that. Yeah, he goes, it's like Bitcoin or cryptocurrency, this guy says. This vice says that starting the sex, the dildos and butt plugs are moving off the shelf and their value is going up like Bitcoin. Yeah.

And Karachi-based sex toy supplier Nasir, who requested an anonymity to predict themselves from legal recursions. So there you have it. The dildo market is basically, if you're deciding what to invest in, it's either True Social, Bitcoin, or Dillicoin. Imagine there's a SPAC that comes out and they go, we're doing a reverse merger with a Pakistani-based

dildo butt plug company. Illegal. Yeah, you go to your broker and they go we're uh we're doing a reverse merger with a pakistani-based dildo butt plug illegal yeah you go to your broker and you go how's the things going they go so i didn't buy any amazon or any of that and i didn't buy any index funds i know you mentioned that but better news you go how's my portfolio looking well right now we're sort of tied up in overseas investments overseas uh emerging overseas. Emerging markets. We have a lot of emerging markets investments. What is that? Have you heard of a guy? I don't know if that has any butt plugs. Have you heard of a guy, Nasir Qureshi?

Anyways, he sells butt plugs. It's the new Bitcoin, dude. I love how they compare it to cryptocurrency. Yeah, yeah. Failed dildos are always easy to make me laugh. I think I've talked about this with you before, but there remember can't remember it was I think it was maybe Pickering or maybe Toronto but there was like a oh man I think it might even miss a song or whatever doesn't matter but there was a dildo store it was like a just all dildos everywhere and it was

closing down and they had like the closing down sale like going out of business and it just like made me laugh so much the idea of like a husband that put all his like life savings into the dildo store just like and the dildo store not working out you know what i mean your wife because you're you're like you know i'm gonna put all our savings into this business venture what is it it's a dildo store and then having to be like the kids where your family's poor now and what happened your dad's failed dildo store venture i had a friend in jewish school whose uh dad did that actually no i don't know if he went out of business started a dildo but he goes yeah my dad's like started like a sex shop and then remember that fucking dude from the jordan peterson thing where he was talking about he worked at his mom's dildo shop no remember the the other guys. Yeah, yeah. And the other guy who put me in his slot.

Or an Omete. Or an Omete or whatever. Remember? And then he was talking about how he used to work in his mom's dildo shop when he was a kid. Really? Yeah, we were laughing about it so much at the time. That is insane.

Because this whole thing was, yeah, I used to work at my mom's dildo store when I was Or an Omete did. Yeah. Or an Omete is a weird cookie. Yeah, yeah. We always say this, but he bombed at the Jordan Peterson. Maybe the worst performance I've ever seen anyone do. It was bad.

Legendary bomb. It was like a fucking Pryor's son at the Apollo. Yeah, I remember. Well, anyways, he says, Qureshi receives more than 100 local orders a month. So essentially, Bitcoin sells 100 butt plugs a month. And Qureshi is right. In 2017

A college student was arrested For selling sex toys Local distributors have even faced Covert sting operations from authorities That's funny to get that If you're like a Pakistani guy too You know Especially if you're like religious

And you're just new to the force And that's the thing they get They go You're going undercover And they go What am I wearing? They give you like a leather outfit. Yeah, leather, daddy. You got to go undercover.

Or you're in jail. They go, what are you in for? He goes, drug smuggling. What are you in for? Terrorism. What are you in for? Selling butt plugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got busted selling butt plugs. With the cops, yeah. The cop, you have to pay them off, though. But anyways, this guy quit. You pay them off in product, you think? I think so. You go, yo, if you're going to operate on my turf, I want a taste of the action.

This guy got a, this guy took a. A raid of dildos. He got out of the industry, though, so. Anyway, this leads us to, this leads us to, we're going to take a break here and talk about another sponsor. Interesting one that's coming on the boys cast that they wanted us to tell you about, which is Talkspace. So I don't know if you guys have heard Talkspace. A lot of people are talking about it.

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first month when you use the promo code boys casted at sign up. That's $100 off at Talkspace.com, promo code BOYSCAST. Okay, so this was one that, so Danny sent me this, and it was such a fucking interesting thing. So CBC's been off the rails lately. CBC's going totally off the rails. Pretty crazy, right? They're going off the rails for CBC. They are. They were way off the rails for cbc they are like they

were way off the rails before and you go yeah that's cbc well we were there even when i was doing stuff there in 2015 we knew a lot of friends that worked there like a lot of like half the energy same with the britain and bbc like half the fucking industry is funded by these people right yeah which is you know crazy for sure it's literally like you know they fund the new like news and the comedy like most of the comedy that show shits creek was produced by them and but this woman who was working at the polls wrote an article and she said she basically wrote this article being like hey i was working at the polls and then i had to talk to the stripper polls and i had to talk to all these people that were voting right wing yes well basically okay so first off there

was an original version and then it got so much backlash that they instead of the title of the original version your title of the original version was, On Election Day, I Greeted People Who Voted for Parties That Hate People Like Me. Right. Okay, and she was just like a volunteer. So there's a cartoon of her. She's in like a niqab or whatever. She's Muslim. Her name is Zaheer Raymond or whatever.

And it's called like a first-person account. It's her account or whatever. And it says, Elections provide numerical evidence of the rise of right wing politics. And that should worry us all. Again, the liberals have been in power for 10 years. And the conservatives in Canada are like one of the most liberal, more liberal than like

liberals than any other country. The conservatives in Canada are the Democrats in America. They're in the center. We had this new party They're in the center. We had this new party that was basically the Republicans. The PPC did not get one seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like you're like, oh, my God, there's this purple wave or whatever.

Right? So anyways, she writes this article. The article is fucking insane. So this is one of the things. Okay, it goes, during the first hour of my shift, an elderly white woman came in with a walker. After skimming over her voter identity card, I informed her that, unfortunately, she was at the wrong polling address. The correct address was next door, but their parking lot was full, she told me. I apologized to her for the inconvenience. She thanked me profusely for directing her to the right place. I was buoyed both at her dedication

to her civic duty as well as her kind words. However, as she left, I couldn't help but wonder whether, despite our pleasant interaction, she was one of the people who hate people like me. Yeah. Old lady on a walker. And you go, hey, she's like, I'm looking for the voting station. And you go, oh, sorry, ma'am, you're based on your car. She goes, oh, but just because the parking lot. And she goes, oh, sorry.

She goes, and then as you're walking out, she goes, that fucking bigot. That stupid fucking bigot. That bigoted white fucking sis piece of shit. And then she just goes on for this whole, like, fantasy. Yes, exactly. It's a fantasy. That's a good way to put it. It's just like this fantasy where she goes like, oh,

like this person. And it's only because maybe she's a conservative. Where, again, like, you think no Muslim people vote conservative. Like it's just, the whole thing is crazy. And then they took so much backlash for it. No Muslim people love all this like woke bullshit. Yeah.

So they took so much backlash for it. So they go, okay, we're going to change it. Right. So then the, the actual article, which is up now is they just made these,

um, just, they would add these one word. So now it says on election day, I greeted people who voted for candidates who might hate people like me. They just add, that's all the change is just, and then they,

and then in that paragraph, okay, so there she goes instead of, I greeted a woman. So it says, I greeted a woman. Um, an elderly white woman came in with a Walker.

Now it says during the first hour of my shift, I greeted a woman. And after, so they take out white and elderly, they take out elderly white and elderly in with a walker. Now it says, during the first hour of my shift, I greeted a woman. So they take out white and elderly. They take out elderly. They take out white and elderly. They just go, I greeted a woman. Because now you're like, you use your imagination.

Oh, it's a Karen. Like a Karen came in with the Karen haircut. You're just like, oh my god, you thought an old lady was just hating you based on nothing? And they go, you're right. We shouldn't have told people that she's an old. And then now there's another one. She and here's another change however this is the new version however after she left i couldn't help but wonder whether despite our pleasant interaction she was one of the voters in brackets of which there are many across all backgrounds who might

hate people like me like they had to like their whole thing was so fucking insane that they were like we just have to like now just add the, Oh, you know what? It's, it's not just white people who hate me. All people hate people like me. And you go, what is the point of this article? What do you want? Like, I can't believe, like I was never really like a defund the CBC guy. I'm like, not, but like you see stuff like this and you go like, I can't believe tax

money goes. That's the biggest takeaway where, and it also is like to some degree, if there's anything scary about this, you go, if you have a state funded media in a democratic country, you'd like them to be pretend to be the slightest bit bipartisan. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure. Which is like, and again, I don't understand. This is the problem with like conservatives they can't get anything done like they should be getting rid

this should budget should have been cut fucking years ago it's like can you imagine the other way around though where you had like a right wing and left wing and they go uh yeah yeah truth socials are funded by the government this is yeah like this is way worse crazier than even something vice would post no it's, but it's up there. Maybe not way craziest, but yeah, sorry. But it's in that realm of like, hey, an elderly white woman on a walker is like a racist. She walked away after we had a very pleasant interaction, and all I can think of is like, this person hates me.

Based on nothing. Literally not based on nothing. It's the opposite. You actually had a very pleasant. Yeah, based on the opposite of reality. Yeah, she wasn wasn't like hey uh can i talk to a white person like it's you know those like accounts or something goes to like the fucking emergency room and it goes i want a white doctor yeah like that thing it's like not even that she wasn't like oh can i talk to someone a competent white person i don't trust you but it is one of those things where it's like

okay you know how um everyone's so fucking scared about covid and all this stuff right and then you know for years like the media's convinced people where they you know even in the fucking 80s or or be when they did convince people that they should be scared of terrorism or when they did convince people like no there's people come into your house and kill you or when they convince girls there's serial killers on every corner it's like it's almost hard to see the person you go she's walking into this this uh thing and she sees an old light white lady and all she can think is she probably hates me or whatever and you go yeah that's what happens when you're like fear-mongered to fucking 24 7 that's what happens you read the cbc non-stop i guess because it's like they just you you get non-stop fucking fear-mongered to and these people

are being like i can't leave my house or I'm going to die. She's literally radicalized, but just like on the left. She's radicalized by like to be afraid. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, again, you're like, if, if you saw the reaction to this and you were her, you should be begging the CBC to take this down. The fact that like your name is associated with this article and people

are gonna like google this and like your name and this is gonna come up and like you're just like you should be fucking embarrassed i mean i guess there's these people are so it's just the same thing they used to do the other way around though right and you go do you remember how like when i used to i remember watching the the old like you know if you go watch old shows, it was like a Muslim comes up and the music's like, don't do it. Yeah, for sure. Like 24. But I was loving, yeah, exactly.

But that was right after 9-11. Right. And I was watching, well, this is right after they're in a 9-11, which is the Capitol riots, right? So that's why. Which is the Trump presidency. That's why they're like, you know, there could be a white guy ready to kill you at any corner, right?

Yeah. But I love the idea when I watch the FBI show, right? Sue Thomas fbi which one sue thomas fbi i don't know about sue thomas it's a dick wolf property oh sue thomas fbi is some shitty canadian show and then the i is e-y-e and she's blind oh i heard about this my chick said so it's so this is amazing but i didn't watch it because she's white. So there's basically a blind detective, but it's not even like, what's that superhero guy's name? Where he had a, uh, there's, you know, the guy who can't see. Yeah.

Daredevil. Yeah. But he's, his whole thing is he basically can see the way that animals can see. His senses are so. He's like a bat kind of thing. Right. But this person, yeah. In the, in the trailer for the blind detective show,

she goes, oh, so what? I can't be a detective because I'm blind or whatever? Yeah, it would be hard to shoot. I was loving the idea of thinking of this. Imagine you go to rob a bank and the cop's there and he has like a walking, like a blind stick. You just go to the bed, dude. Yeah, you're like i'm gonna go i'm gonna go rob a bank and they go oh shit the police are there and he shows up with the blind stick all

right guys cops are here on the floor you're the detective or imagine worse your fucking daughter goes missing and the detective comes to your house. He goes, hi, I'm the detective. He's got the blind glasses on. He goes, no, we're going to do everything we can to find her. Help me find my baby. And then he walks back to the car. He gets in the wrong car.

That's the wrong car. He goes, don't worry. We're on it. And then he walks over to the closet and he just walks in the closet. You go, that's the closet. And he goes, yeah, worry, we're on it. And then he walks over to the closet, and he just walks in the closet. You go, that's the closet. And he goes, yeah, I'm realizing that now. You can just pour me to the front door. I'll be on my way looking for your precious daughter.

The funny thing with those like- Blind detective. Those like- You go, fuck you. That like Sue Thomas MV, I think too, is like always the worst shows are the shows where you could tell they thought of the title first, and then went backwards completely where they're like okay that's a sick title or someone goes like fbi and go what if the i in fbi yeah i and they go like what would that mean

they go oh it's like some blind and then they go oh fbi and then they go oh a blind and then like they work back they work backwards like a pond essentially and they go blind and they go what could it be well it's got to be like a girl so we have a they're squeaking all the things so they legitimately have a blind person in the trailer it's like oh yeah because i'm blind i can't be a fbi agent you go it might be tough yeah don't know what to tell you here i saw a big article that was saying they need more disabled superheroes. They need more superheroes wheeling around. You know what I mean? It's so funny because you're just like... Isn't that on the list?

Yeah, we might talk about that on the Patreon. It's really loud. Yeah. Sorry, but if you hear background noise, They're drilling Well apparently Danny's mom was trying to get out Get out of the building

So they had to tear My 600 pound lifer out They're tearing down the wall to get Danny's Mom and girlfriend out of the building They said The thing that was making me laugh Is because now they do the opposite Where I watched this

show recently it was kind of like uh these people that are on an island and then uh they all start taking basically like angels blood like vampire they all become kind of vampires and there's like a cop and whatever right but the muslim guy's the cop and it's all very like everything anyone says he's they've kind of how islam's so great and everyone was so wrong about him right but it's all very like everything anyone says he's, they've kind of how Islam is so great and everyone was so wrong about him. Right. But it was funny because they always try to make you teach, they teach you these lessons, but they still do the same thing they do before.

Like they have a terror, they have like a Muslim, like terrorist basically. And he's under suspicion. And then they'll show the guy, they'll kind of like have the music. And then they go, do you have an alibi?

He goes, he doesn't have an alibi. And they go, he was there at the right place, right time. And it was like, he has a history of terrorism. And then they go, do you have an alibi? He goes, he doesn't have an alibi. And they go, he was there at the right place, right time. And it was like, he has a history of terrorism. And then at the end it goes,

if turns out to be a white guy and it's like, you're supposed to like, that's what you learned about judging him. It's like, I judged him. You gave me all the evidence. You made me feel like you made me think this. And then they're like,

they literally, yeah, they, so they go, here's all this stuff. And then at the very last moment, they go, you who watching this, you're a bigot.

Yeah, you thought he was that. I go, well, that's because you kept showing me things that made it seem like he was that. It's like you literally had a thing where he was buying ammonia nitrate. Yeah, and you go, well, he had a pool that he wanted that for. Yeah, I'm sorry if he likes to garden. I didn't know that was illegal. And you go, okay. You go, well, why did you cut to it?

You had a whole scene where he was laughing buying ammonia nitrate. Yeah, why did you show me that? Why had a whole scene where he was laughing, buying ammonia and nitrate. Yeah, why did you show me that? Why is that important? Well, I was important to you. And you go, yeah, it's like the equivalent of having, like, a guy, and then you go to his house. Like, if we made it the other way around, and the girl shows up, and she's got, like, two black eyes, and they're like,

she fell down the stairs. And then they cut to, like, him, his beer, and then they cut to his knuckles. And then it turns out actually she did fall down the stairs and you learned a little something about stereotyping didn't you yeah you should have thought that you're the storyteller in this you go why did you cut to his knuckles totally oh 100 i mean it's basically horror movie it's like that's the system of a horror movie where they trick you in all this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They keep tricking you. They trick you into trying to make you racist.

And then shame you for being racist at the end of it. And they make themselves the good guys. What did you learn? Yeah, they were the good. The writer of the movie was the good guy all along. Yeah, exactly. The writer of the movie would go, what did you learn? And you go, I learned that I hate this shit.

That's the new storytelling format. It turns out you're the viewer's the bad guy. You're the viewer's the bad guy. And the writer is the good guy. This fall on CBC. Turns out the villain was you all along for the prejudgments you made while you were watching this. But they did another thing that was kind of i saw these uh articles because uh well you we were posting about the how fucking we were talking about how like or i was getting

in trouble for not having the masks on and you're gonna be eating or whatever and then some guy posted he was like i didn't put my mask on and i got put on like a no-fly list or whatever this is what someone was saying and then then I watched all of the comments. People like, well, yeah, if you can't follow a simple law, the police have to get involved, blah, blah. And it was just like these people, everyone instinct is to be like, get the cops involved. And it was it's just like for four seconds, it was unpopular to like the police. Yeah. Then they go again. Whenever they they're soldiers for your cause.

Their instincts are the exact same. It's the same people that were like, let's get the police to get these thugs off our streets. Or let's get the police to get these unsafe COVID. And it's like, the minute it changes again, you'll be for them. It's like, hey, we need some government appointed thugs to enforce the stuff we want. Right, and it's all the Upper West Side, like, lady kind of thing, right? It's like every single one of them, at the

end of the day, would love everyone to be getting put in jail, and they go, well, I guess you should have followed the rules, shouldn't you? It's not really that simple. Blah, blah, blah. And it was... So their instincts are all the same. Yeah, well, that's their baseline. I actually saw this sketch.

I wonder if you've seen it. I'll send it to you. This guy Dave Ashby posted it. But it was about that, a guy on the airplane. The stewardess is like, put your mask down. But the crazy thing is, it was just a sketch. I guess this guy's a big sketch guy. But it was in an actual plane.

Honestly, I love that. That's the only thing I was thinking, too, is how did he get the film? Dude, I watched it like it's it's or it's in like one of those like it's a set where they have like the few you know like the whatever but like it was like you know they shoot airplane commercials with this and i go like how much did you spend on this sketch i wasn't thinking that i was thinking maybe he was a fucking steward like no i don't my guess is it's not a real plane maybe it's a plane set it makes less sense that it's a real plane because you're like i was very impressed if you see it like there's a one

point where the guy's eating and then they're like you got to put your mask in he goes oh but i'm eating shawarma and he has a whole shawarma stick yeah but it's gonna take a while and she goes put your mask up and then he goes and then the next thing there's a dude doing like hibachi grill like you know like i've seen the sketch oh you see the sketch oh yeah okay yeah that sketch and you go where do you get a plane from it was incredible it's insane it was very funny but the whole time i was thinking the exact yeah yeah i couldn't even i couldn't focus on any of them all i was thinking was how the fuck did this guy get a plane because i go at first i go is this like a like editing or something i go no you're in a plane like it's not even like a fucking pro

like a small prop plane you're like you're in a jet like a commercial plane i know i was pretty impressed with this dude holy shit um it's like fucking a big show couldn't get that totally and it was very funny it went super viral yeah and we're going kind of long here on this non-patreon but the one uh i did want to do that's what we call you normies by the way non-patreons non-patreons but this is the one I did want to do this. That's what we call you normies, by the way, non-Patreons. Non-Patreons. But this is the one. I think we want to keep all the CB, the government-funded ones contained. Yes.

And this goes sort of back to the trans stuff. You know, we have a tendency. It does all go back because they're sort of vying for the highest spot. But the BBC, and this is another one that, um, the Danny Sammy, but it's, is a lesbian transphobic because she doesn't want to have sex with a trans

woman. Yes. Yes. And so the BBC basically did a first person article and this woman saying, Hey, uh, a lot of trans people were saying that I'm transphobic. Because basically, they don't, none of the people, which, why would you care?

It's like, just do what you want. But these people are like, my community is mad at me because I won't blow a dude or blow a chick. Yeah, I go, I don't like a penis in my mouth. But it's a female penis. And this is one of the things. Which is, way something that like literally Comedians and are like joke about Where they go like oh like you're And then they're like yeah people are starting to call me Transphobic

For real It's always funny the lesbian trans people too It's kind of like The churning to a girl But you still have sex with women I don't know for some reason it's like I just assumed they would be gay I don't know Who knows right Some lesbians say they're increasingly being pressured and coerced into accepting uh trans women and partners but the interesting part about this

is that i'll just say one more thing then then they're shunned and even threatened for speaking out jenny didn't think this would be controversial but not everyone agrees she has been described as transphobic a general a genital fetishist a pervert i mean pervert i guess i guess i'm a genital fetishist i never thought liking vaginas made me a genital fetishist and a pervert and a pervert i mean no i know i'm a pervert you're not that's you're a perv because you like general fetish but the interesting part was the it is kind of cbc would never you're saying you were kind of pointing out that bbc is a little more based because they haven't been they've been i think they're kind of trying to course correct slightly by being like hey you know what let's give one like here's 20 things on this one side of the argument let's go one on the

other because this if this was cbc their take on this would be uh bigot won't have sex with me a hundred percent it would be like it would straight up be like no the cbc article will be about this person right well that's what the daily beast did the daily beast responded to this basically saying exactly what they said they go you actually are a bigot because one of the things she said in the article is she goes it's like when guys uh try to say that uh pressure me and have sex that's what she's feeling from the thing and they go she goes this is what the woman said in pbc publishes she goes i can hear their male vocal cords i can see their male jawline i know under their clothes there's a male genitalia

and these are physical reality that is a woman who likes women i just can't ignore bbc but it is it's one of these things where it's it always comes from someone that's cooked can you imagine a guy being like yeah i know i'm actually into girls that don't have dicks like and you have to being like me having to like explain that to you like with this much like prefacing yeah you know what i mean like i need an article to tell you i go uh yeah i don't know i listen i know this sounds crazy but i can just i'm not like there's a dick and uh uh the person i'm into women and i have this didn't look like a what you just be like yeah i mean i mean again all it's what I said at the beginning. All normal people, they're amplifying this

and normal people are starting to catch wind of... Person, a construction worker, hearing it justified. She goes, I'm a lesbian, I don't want to have sex with a thing. And then she has to write an article justifying why. And you go... Normal people are like, what the fuck? You go, wait a second, Patrick,

what's a lesbian? Not to mention Daily Beast has probably, because one of their arguments on this thing was they go, yeah, well, that's just like her experience.

That doesn't, I saw that too. And then you go, yeah, you've done a million things where someone goes, yeah, my experience,

because it's my experience. Can you believe this? It's reality. The nerve. And then they go, that's my experience. They go, well,

not in your case. And then people in the comments are like, this woman's a rapist, actually. Then they went on full, in the Twitter comments, calling her a rapist. The audacity. You hit the nail on the fucking noggin. The audacity of the Daily Beast to be like, just because your experience is your rape. And the best dude goes, oh, she's just kind of cherry picking from her experience. You go, oh, you want to talk about cherry picking daily beast i know right out of your mind are you out of

your mind and then daily beast also said this is my favorite they go they sing it's irresponsible journalism for to report this i go neither of you are journalists just why don't we just stop pretending any of you people are journalists the only people that are journalists are the fine people at truth social true social us we're no we're not journalists do not fucking we don't need to get fined yeah we don't need to get that's true yeah no we have a body who got fined like a ton of money we'll talk we'll talk about that too but yeah we got fin find for uh for basically you don't want to start saying you're a journalist i take that back we are not you're not we are

clowns of the internet we are clowns not doing journalism we did a show this weekend where there was like a lot of people doing like serious stuff and talking about serious things. And it was just like, yeah, we're here to be clowns. I don't know. Literally, the guy's talking about genocide. He goes, what about the genocide? I don't know if we're the right guy to be responding to this. We're not giving you a real answer for this. One woman reported being targeted in an online group.

I was told that homosexuality doesn't exist. And I owed it to my trans sisters to unlearn my genital confusion. So Danny, how good is that, though? So basically you, if I wanted to have sex with a woman, and she goes, I'm a lesbian, I go, you have to unlearn your genital confusion. You're just confused, baby.

Baby, you're just confused. Baby, it's just confusion. Yeah, come on. Just have this drink, and you're just confused Maybe you're just a little confused Maybe the media is confusing you So much going floating around It's so crazy

It's so crazy Turn the light off It's so fucking crazy right now, baby I'm a lesbian Homosexuality doesn't exist, baby All that exists is me fucking crazy right now, baby. Dude, I don't want to... I'm a lesbian. Homosexuality doesn't exist, baby. All that exists is me and you right now. Just us in the universe making magic, baby. All that exists is me, you, and the universe.

What happens in this room happens in this room, stays in this room. Yeah, baby, it's just me. You got a genital confusion. I'm just going to pull it out for you to unlearn your... Your internalized misogyny. What did they say? There was genital confusion?

Genital confusion. We're going to unlearn your genital confusion and fetishize a new type of genitalia. Come on, baby, don't be a pervert. Suck this dick. Don't be some sort of perv that won't on, baby, don't be a pervert. Suck this dick. Don't be some sort of perv that won't suck it. Why don't you be some kind of prude lesbo? Suck this dick.

Don't be genital confused. Suck this dick. I mean, if there's anything I know about lesbians, it's they love dick. Well, they don't want to be fucking genital confused pervs. That's like such a fucking life hack, too. They go, it's not a dick. It's a woman's dick, which isn't a dick at all.

Which also isn't a dick. I don't know what you're talking about because you're confused. Literally not. Even genitally confused. They said, Daily Beast said, ignoring the BBC's ignorance about trans women and sex is disgusting and dangerous so it's dangerous to tell the girl i'm telling you the the danger talk everybody goes oh danger talks danger talks is ridiculous but all this backlash all this like fucking going crazy over

the chappelle stuff is causing more danger not less had they had there been no they've been like let dave chappelle do his fucking jokes no response you get less danger from that if you if we're gonna like you know quantify how much danger there is yeah it's higher now because of the response no response less danger they said through selective sourcing and questionable quotes you know the gad oh selective yeah i love the bailey beast goes i can't believe someone would selectively sort this is the type of people that write articles being like i spent an evening with the trump supporters and this is how they're all like and this is why all white people are nazis yeah yeah yeah and then they're like generalizations in this fucking goddassity of these people i'm taking another red bill And they go And the use of biological female

Biological male To frame cisgender lesbians As defenseless maidens And equate trans women With aggressively cisgender predators Perhaps not so coincidentally So they're basically like Questioning the motives of the piece

They think that they might This other Which piece? Bailey Beast thinks BBC Might not have pure motives Yeah As opposed to them who has the purest motives Oh my god

Do you think BBC is trying to Do you think that goes back to the whole Fucking trans woman female crime stats? Because that's going on over there? Is there some sort of linkage? It is getting quite the web We have to take a break from this stuff Because I feel like we've gotten peak confusion right now. I know, and that's what I said on the

beginning. That's why it's too funny. I can't get funnier than what it is now. I'm like, we'll have a month with not a single trans thing, and then this week, just because all this stuff, there's like, just all this nonsense is coming out, where we have no choice but to address it. Well, and also it's so funny. It is so funny, but I'm saying it's like, we're the people with penises.

Penis people, we can make bombs. Yeah, but it's like, we have no choice, but like but like in a normal week we don't talk about this at all and they said the people quoted here are largely trying to hide between my preference so that's what they're using to cover up their transphobia and they don't even need to do a passable job of it

and I don't want to have to say this but they're saying that they're saying that they're not doing a good job of being passable. Of passing? You want to talk about passing, do you? Their words not mine. What do you talk about?

You go, yeah, it probably works. You know what? Life's a little easier when you're passable. It's a trap. That is one of the things. It's a trap. That is one of the things. It is kind of all goes back to like, because I'll just say one more.

None of them are doing journalism, but there's one line that I wanted to say, and then we'll wrap up this episode where they said, they said, I'm not attracted to your people. I don't feel like that would ever happen on a post about fat women or masculine women or whatever it happens to be your thing, you know? So think again. Bailey Reese goes, so they said, I'm not a, I don't want to have sex with trans women.

She goes, would you ever say that about fat women that you're not attracted to them? Would you ever say that you're not attracted to other masculine women? I don't think so. And you go, yeah, yeah, you're right. No guys ever said no faggots. Hey, come read my blog. Tell me what you think, Daily Beast. Daily Beast, take a look at my bumper sticker.

Yeah, exactly. Go on fucking Reddit, MGTOW, or whatever, pickup artist. Reddit pickup artist. My no faggots. Like the Daily Beast just finds themselves on the pickup artist Reddit, and they go. My no-faggot. Like, the Daily Beast just finds themselves on the pickup artist Reddit, and they go,

nothing to see here. Yeah. So it's like, it's, when people talk about, like, Bizarro Crazy World or whatever, this week was a pretty fucking good dose. Oh, big time.

But there was just so many things. We're allowed to bomb places now because we have peens. Ideally. So people like hot people, and it's probably easier to not be fat as much as it's easier to be trans when you look hot. Yeah. Yeah.

That's probably the... Yeah, it's easier to be trans when you look like a supermodel. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, I think so. Better to look like Blair White than the girl who just... Blair Witch. Better to look like Blair White than Blair Witch. Better to look like Blair White than the girl who, whatever,

is the secretary of army or whatever happened. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was another interesting one actually I know we're fucking going all over this but they fucking posted that she's the

first woman ever no but they said they specifically go because you go first woman but then there were all these outlets going she's the first

female four star general right and you go yeah she's not a female accidentally four but but you're like like it's one again it's like the we've said it before.

We go, like, with trans women, they go, we're women. And we go, okay, sure, we'll say you're women. And they go, we're biologically women. And you go, yeah, nobody thinks that. Right, you're saying they should have said it was the first trans woman or something? Or even if they want to say woman, and then people are like, oh, okay. I like it, dude. I think it counts because then it counts towards their totals.

I don't want it to be some new third total. Like, I like that all of this trans, every time they help a trans, like, every time they push a trans person forward, it helps towards the woman's totals. No, no, no. I'm not saying say trans woman. I'm saying say woman. But woman and female. Female is like a biological.

Sorry, I didn't understand that's the distinction you were making. It's a real biological distinction right and also they don't like being called female I know and they hate being called female

you call them female you're about to get your fucking they're taking their wig off and all that shit but like it's like you know again they're like

it's the little things where they go like yeah it's the first female and then people are like what are you doing nothing okay

but they're like it's the first female four star general and you go and like again most people don't even think anything of it but like the distinction between woman and a female is like anybody who has any sort of like understanding of that word they go yeah that's not true that's not the first female that is the first woman who is a four-star general it's not the first female

four-star general by the way still no female four-star general. It's not the first female four-star general. By the way, still no female four-star general. Fucking red pill Polish joke. Yeah. But if you're a female listener and you're wanting to be the first four-star general in the United States, it's still open. It's still open for females, not for women. One thing I wanted to say to people is if you want

the boys guys with Ryan Long at gmail.com, always take questions. But on top of that, I'm doing a whole big, like bunch of new merch designs. So if you have any ideas for anything that we said on here, or like boys, yeah, stop for just anything from sketches or whatever.

Anyone has any ideas they want to like mock up or whatever. I'm I'll probably make a few of them and I'll give someone money if I use your design too. And stuff like that. A lot of good ones. Can't peg your way out of your problems. Can't peg your way out of your problems is a good idea. Any quotes or something like that. Can't got a lot of good ones. Can't Peg Your Way Out of Your Problems. Can't Peg Your Way Out of Your Problems is a good idea. Someone was saying that on YouTube.

Any quotes or something like that. Can't Peg Your Way Out of Your Problems. And then, as always, an extra bonus episode at patreon.com slash theboyscast. Appreciate everyone that's added there. And we actually do have a lot more stuff to talk about this week. Oh, do we?

Oh, do we? Make sure that you buy tickets to the Toronto show. Me and Danny are going to both be there December 17th, the Royal Theater. We've already sold out like almost, or no, a little over half the tickets and it's only been two days. So it's like- Are you honest?

Yeah, exactly. It's like more than a month away. So it's going to sell out much in advance. I think people are going to have to start learning. Because a lot of the shows have sold out in the last little bit. So people need to start learning to buy the tickets when they first go on sale. Yep. Okay.

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