The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Politicians become Podcasters! RFK Declares War on Gays & Reviewing Meghan Markle

Episode Date: March 21, 2025

Bald men are being hunted for the gold inside their skulls in Mozambique, Endeavor Air strikes again! And Ryan’s old Bodega guy is a SNITCH! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   00:00 - Polyamory 01:15 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 01:50 - Intro 02:16 - Endeavor Air strikes again 10:18 - Bonus season 12:54 - Confused fan 13:53 - Hating on podcasters / Michelle Obama 27:53 - Gavin Newsom’s Podcast 33:53 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 35:57 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 37:52 - Hate for Gavin’s podcast 47:05 - Meghan Markle’s show 59:15 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping 1:00:57 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:10 - Dominican Republic spring break disappearance 1:07:06 - Ryan’s old bodega guy is a SNITCH 1:14:38 - Bill Belichick’s 24 year old girlfriend 1:16:44 - Mozambiquians mining gold from bald men’s heads? 1:26:13 - Bad science 1:31:34 - Health warning issued to femcels 1:36:15 -  Canadians who want to be absorbed into USA 1:43:18 - Canadian Trump Sandwich / Rage rooms 1:51:31 - Wrap up

Rapper Ne-Yo has said that he's embracing the polyamorous lifestyle after posting pictures of his three girlfriends, to which polyamorous man Dan Jones said, F***, that's way better than the polyamory I've been doing. At this point, his girlfriend Tori interjected, saying, What the f*** did you just say, Dan? To which Dan replied, I mean, I misspoke. The situation where I'm one of Tori's four boyfriends is actually a much better version of polyamory,

and also, this is what Tori wanted. I mean, what we wanted. Tory interjected once again to say, that's better, Dan, and you better lose the attitude if you ever want to get out of the garage before turning to the reporter to say, we'd much prefer to have him in the house and the bed every fifth night. But lately, he's had a problem with sharing. And apparently, he thinks he should have me all to himself, even though he knows damn well Wednesday is Dave and John's turn on my body and his turn to watch Dave and Mai's kid. Following her comments, Tori's three other boyfriends burst into the living room angrily with Dave Johnson leading the charge to say, what's this we're hearing about you thinking three women in bikinis is better than sharing Tori between the four of us? Are you trying to

anger her? With John adding, you know we're not supposed to anger her before her second lunch, to which Tori slammed the table with her fist before yelling, enough chit-chat! Which one of you is going to carry me to the toilet? Fellas, tonight I will be in Irvine, California. That is tonight and tomorrow.

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The boys cast The boys cast Listen, the boys cast is coming at you. Coming in hot. And as we're coming in hot, I didn't want to have to talk about another female playing Crash. No, no. We do so with much consternation.

Thank you very much. It was the last thing. I woke up in the morning and I read it on my phone. I go, I don't want to do this. I don't want to have to bring up the fact. We were literally just like, please be male. Please be male. Please be male.

We do not want this to reflect poorly on the ladies. Another female plane crash on the super female airline. And then I listened to the, this is the absolute last thing I wanted to do is listen to the, you know, the recording of the girl where they go, do you know anything weird with your wing on your plane? Cause there was sparks going everywhere and she hadn't noticed. Yeah, literally the wife goes,

hey, I put the tennis ball in the garage so that, did you notice you scraped the whole side of the car when you pulled in? She's like, nah, what, really? You go, yeah, it's like $4,000 of damages. She's like, really? Nah, I didn't notice that. Hey, did you drive all the way home

with a boot on your car? And the windshield boot where you can't even see? She goes, did you drive somehow get home with both of them on the car pretty dangerous that is crazy though this so the wing was sparking all over the place and then they were like hey did you notice that i mean i mean you know they don't have a great line of sight in that cockpit but yeah yeah, she's like, no,

didn't feel it. It is just fun. You know, Endeavor Air Raid is the craziest one because like, so basically they pilot all these other flights, but it's like, they just went so crazy on like, yeah, we can drive planes out too. Yeah, all female. Bitch. Bitch.

How you like that? Yo, that's going to be $4 million to fix that. It's literally like you've been bragging all fucking year long about how you're the toughest guy in the world and no one can beat you in a fight

and then a guy grabs your girl's ass at a bar. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, what are you going to do? You have no choice and then you just get the shit kicked out of you.

Essentially. You know how like airlines are like notorious now for really like nickel and diming you where they're like, you know, everything's like... Oh, the other one came out recently

that was their, I think it might have been Delta or one of them that their whole, no, it wasn't Delta. One of their, for really nickel and diming you where everything's like... The other one came out recently. I think it might have been Delta. One of their airlines, their whole deal was free baggage. Yeah, but you don't like a lot of airlines. Air Canada's really bad. A lot of them will be like, you got to pay for even your carry-on if you have the super.

Would you like to get the ticket? Were you allowed to look anywhere in the plane? Or do you want to have to look forward? No, I was going to say, would you like to get the ticket? Were you allowed to look anywhere in the plane? Or do you want to have to look forward? No, I was going to say, would you like two male pilots? That's like a literal checkbox. It goes, two male pilots, an additional $135. They actually could pay for you for that. I don't want to really gamble with my life here.

That sounds pretty fair. They crowdfund the extra money. I don't know if you've heard about the wage gap, but it's 30% more. Yeah, exactly. fair. They crowdfund the extra money. I don't know if you've heard about the wage gap, but it's 30% more if you want that. Yeah, exactly. They just do it based on wage gap premium. Dude, on the way here, when I was looking at that, I always try to find out, I was just like,

is there actually a big discrepancy between the crashes? I know with men and women driving, basically... Women are actually cheaper insurance. It's like, like well because men are more uh stickers they yeah they kind of feed more and so they take riskier stuff but like smaller crashes like you know parallel parking crashes is more likely to be a girl and depth perception is apparently better in a man so like going into a parking garage yeah like they're oh yeah my mom

like literally to this day like she cannot back into a space. Right. My dad has to do it for her. Apparently, there's some actual science behind it. Some evolutionary biology stuff. Well, it's depth perception, essentially, right? I mean, there's always that thing. There was that book that kind of talks about the differences, but it'll be like men are driving too close to something, and they'll be like, you're so close, and then the guy's

kind of like, what? I'm not even close. Right, right yeah i mean i don't know if this is like like a known or like a thing but like my wife in our house she like literally could not find anything like if i see the guy that can't find anything well i figured that it was like because if you're a hunter you need to be able to like detect stuff like if you have the hunter's eyes right like you need to be able to detect small things. That's a gathering eye you're thinking of. Is it?

I think gathering eyes is like there's some berries or whatever. I don't know. I don't actually know the answer. There's a whole thing. So men, apparently, when you're looking for something, you scan, right? If you're looking for something in the fridge, you scan top row, second row, third row, and then if you didn't see it're looking for something in the fridge, you scan top row, second row, third row,

and then if you didn't see it, you have to do the whole procedure again, so that's why it could take way longer, whereas girls more look at the whole picture at the same time. But in your house, what's probably happening is she's like, where'd those nine burgers go? And you're just like, what the? She's like, I swear they're in the back there somewhere.

I can't find them anywhere. And then you kind of run back, you run, you just go, I'm going to step out for a second, and you run over to the store and you buy the back. I can't find them anywhere. And then you kind of run back. You run. You just go home and step out for a second. And you run over to the store and you buy more and you come back and put them there here the whole time. I fucking go, oh, there's a bad spill there. I jam. I go, yeah, they were there the entire time. That might be a better explanation.

It's funny. You got the reverse roles going on in your house. She can't find a single. I'll just be like, hey, can you get something from the drawer? She's like, where is it? I'm like, it's in the drawer. It's in my pants. She's like, where is it? I'm like, the drawer. She's in my pants she's like she's like where is it i'm like the drawer

she's like i can't find it and i just walk over here it is yeah that's reverse for me i'm the not finder yeah i think you have the gathering yeah but everybody who's watching this podcast i'm the hunter and you're the you actually been gathering ryan's the gatherer he's gathering utensils Oh my god I've been gathering condiments Can you believe she doesn't even know what an apron is She goes Where's the apron

With the dick on it The naked guy with the dick Danny Do you know where the What's the What do you call a spatula Spatula yeah Danny where's the spatula

And you're like And then you have to take your You take your cucumbers off your eyes What do you call a spatula? Spatula, yeah. Where's the spatula? And you're like, oh. And then you have to take your cucumbers off your eyes. And then you walk into the kitchen. You're like, third drawer. Can I not get some peace in here? You're putting your eye creams on. I'm doing self-care. The spatula is on the third drawer to the left.

Thank you. Yeah. And also, stop messing up my kitchen. She does make a mess. Yeah. So that's what's going on in your house. But I looked it up, and apparently what's happening is they said,

well, it's hard to get the info for the commercial flights. They said for private flights, women have a higher crash rate. Okay. They said for commercial flights, good fucking luck finding that info we're not keeping those stats what are we doing next iq versus race and thanks oh yeah good luck getting those statistics man chat gbt was like please stop asking me this there will be repercussions

we're going to have to shut down and you're going to destroy our company if you continue asking these questions, right? Well, it's even a funnier thing because when the JGPT thing that goes, I haven't been able to find any differences that I would qualify as a big deal. It's like, are there differences? They're like, nothing to worry about. What percentage

or do we know what percentage of... Army flights, dudes have a little bit higher, but I guess army pilots is weird because probably who has more crashes is who's going into riskier missions. Yeah, so in the USA, we have 5% of pilots in major airlines are women. So men should be crashing at 19 to 1.

You couldn't do that math? No. Danny screwed it up. you showed up late today I thought we were filming tomorrow I was like literally in my underwear there he is

Mr. Polichuk it ended up working well you got it it ended up being not that late I was like literally in my underwear and you guys were like

I'm gonna be late and I'm like oh fuck we're actually totally fine though but you want to know one on that van is uh i saw probably one of my favorite things it was like so i guess it's in uh like i don't know this because i don't

have a normal job but i guess this is like bonus season for like around tax time is when a lot of people get bonuses is that you know anything about that i thought it's christmas time then well i don't know on tiktok everyone was saying that March is a lot of people get bonuses. Well, you get your tax rebate, which I guess if you're like a fucking... No, not the tax rebate. Take government for my money back. What a bonus. You took my money and then you're allowing me to have it back.

Thanks, Uncle Sam. That is true. Yeah, a lot of people are being like, look at the government. I mean, is it... The government cares. Is it chicks doing this? Because that's total chick math to be like, it's bonus time. It's like, you're fucking money.

So, I don't, I can't agree or disagree because I really don't know, but for whatever reason, there was like a bunch of discourse of girls. Someone showed me this. That's how I know about it. There was a bunch of girls talking about like, you know, what the spend bonus bonus is on and it was like a big thing of girls

being like i'm gonna buy this i'm gonna buy this and then one girl that had a like a big following i can't remember her name all the six trainees information doesn't matter but the the girl posted basically saying uh she goes you know i'm thinking about that i might buy the dip with all my money and then all the top comment and all the people were like, what is this dip? And like, is it a mayo based dip? Is it like a sour cream dip? And they weren't kidding. There was actually a lot.

How many layers is this dip you're going to buy? Is it a seven layer dip? They were all wondering what dip she was talking about they're like is it all dressed I like a good dip yeah what restaurant is it well I'm going to conclude based on this comment section that this is in fact these women's tax returns

probably that they're just getting back unless they happen to work for the same industry where their like fiscal year ends in March yeah or I just assume maybe they do bonuses before tax season, so you know, whatever. I literally don't know that part, so it's, you know, but it's also not relevant. These girls were

talking about getting bonuses, and then one girl said she's going to spend it on this dip, and everyone was having a big mystery to these women what dip she was talking about and where you can get it and what was in the dip. Can you make the dip at home? Searching dip recipes on TikTok because, I mean mean i'm just getting how expensive is this yeah what the hell is this a truffle dip what's going on here how expensive yeah so that's where we're at

on tiktok right now that's the stuff chicks are up to that being said i'll go the other way because i met a dude at a show that told me he was a big fan and he goes to the fox and CNN. Remember the video I made where it was like, I self-footaged about Fox and CNN. And he was like, dude, I love that video. And he goes, dude, that's such a good idea. Cause honestly, you should sell it to both like blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, obviously it was a comedy sketch and he couldn't comprehend that. I didn't actually do that. What?

He was like, how did that even work? You're racist, right? You're the right. You're racist. Your Ryan's like, yeah, but it was kind of besides the point that was a sketch this guy was literally and i said i was just like yeah but i i didn't you know i didn't actually like sell the fox and cnn he was like did you have like a contact at either of them like how did you even like i'm not a professional videographer and he was like did you have to use the different like you could not i guess he was like kind of drunk but he was like he was like really really could not comprehend

that i did not do this for real it was a comedy sketch i guess the guy thinks the undertaker dude i was like it was yeah it was a comedy sketch he was like you definitely that was comedy man that you did that it was really funny life is fucking comedy man life is just full of comedy right so i got why struggling a little bit on that one that's rough that's tough yeah there's a lot of stuff out there i'll tell you what it really is a situation where for the last little bit all these you know all the politicians people especially uh you know democrat people they've definitely been hating on podcasters they hate us because they ain't us right pretty much and now how do you what's the secret sauce so they

they went from they hate us today ain't us to now they're like maybe we are you yeah maybe we are you dude every single one of these people is like i'm a i'm gonna be a podcaster now yeah you know the old thing where it's like it's the the meme over and over and over again where, you know, they say that, you know, there's no crypto's stupid, crypto's dumb. And then within five years, it's why aren't there enough of us in crypto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, literally like yelling at your husband that crypto's dumb and then Bitcoin 100,000 being like, you fucking idiot. You're a pathetic loser.

You didn't buy any Bitcoin. What were you thinking? And you're like, you expressly told me not to. Is that what you've been dealing with no i just literally where's our crypto daniel i essentially wait till my wife goes we should own bitcoin and i go short the moment my wife sure every time dude literally every time she's like not financially literate every time she's ever said to own anything, it's been like Pico top. Really? NVIDIA.

She goes, why don't we own any NVIDIA? It was like maybe the all time high within like a dollar Bitcoin. Like I think at 110 K she's like, why don't we own Bitcoin? I'm like, that's probably a good short right there. Not bad.

So Obama, Michelle Obama's got a podcast. Gavin Newsom's got a podcast. Yeah. Fucking Megan's show that you were demanded that i do a review of i watched an episode against my will but the michelle obama one i mean first of all uh i mean at least she's leaning into the name calling it big mike mic that's that's funny that's funny name you know mike podcasting that'd be good shit big mike mic the big mike hour the big mike hour she has a big mic in it like literally if she did do that,

like, if she had a little tongue-in-cheek nod to those people, like, people would be like, you know what? She's actually not that bad. Like, people would be like, that's actually pretty funny and, like, pretty hilarious. That would be a hilarious podcast move if she said that her thing's big mic with, you know,

big mic with big mic. Yeah, like, you know those huge MAGA hats? Like, just, just like a huge microphone like when they just both have we go yeah we just have big mics i don't know and then that's it she just yeah just big mics i don't know this podcast we have big mics or mike and ike and she has a guy named ike no that is pretty funny and the interesting it is weird watching because some people are hitting her on the fact that it has like low views or whatever

which was kind of I looked it up right before here it's there I mean for her they're low but they're still 20,000 views

now they're like a few hundred K but the problem is they're mostly hate watches there was one episode that had that much and it's a big steep drop off

yeah but if you look at the comments it was like 200 and then because you know you always go check like what are the comments like to see like are they like juicing the views and it had like 10 000 comments they were all negative isn't it weird isn't it weird watching

her do ad reads did you see that i didn't watch they were not her but they do them and it's like no i guess you know this podcast is brought to you by raytheon raytheon for all your missile needs bunker busters all of them jdams all the drone grease yeah literally like what's she advertising sprock no she's advertising shit that like the um goldman sacks the pentagon would buy though so she was like this is brought to you by like a 450 washer yeah you know this is for all your washer needs you know when you're uh you a $450 washer. Yeah. You know, for all your washer needs, you know,

when you're, you know, when you're, when you're firing up that drone, you need to make those washers are good. You know, these, you're probably wondering why a normal washer costs 10 cents

and these ones are $450 a piece, but this is primo grand stuff. If you're looking to drone strike a Brown wedding, you got to use these washers. Everyone knows that your wedding day is a really hard time. And no one, you know, you don't want to be getting married to the wrong person. And that's why we can make that stop with Raytheon's drones. Do you have anxiety over your wedding?

Wouldn't you like there to just not be a wedding? What about your in-laws? What about those annoying pesky in-laws? And you know your third to eighth cousins Everyone hates weddings Yeah there is something So weird about like Just that level of power

Sort of you know And you have to like And never reference it Let me tell you what People who are listening If Ryan and I were fucking had that level of michelle obama power that somehow we got to that point we'd be flexing on it all day i think we wouldn't be we wouldn't be pretending like oh we're just some meek podcasters you'd be like

sign up for the patreon we're gonna drone strike your town you take you buy your own you know yeah at your own peril don't don't don Or don't like, share, subscribe. Yeah. Or freeze your bank accounts. Don't. Don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can use it on the Boyz Guys Patreon or we can freeze your bank accounts.

I mean, either one actually works for me. Up to you. To be honest, I actually like to do that. I'm begging you. You know what the problem was, though? And this is my from a pot from someone who's been podcasting for a long time these guys are sort of new to our industry i'm sure if i ran for office the obamas might have a lot to say to me of what i should do you know

what i mean some helpful tips right well and this is the big thing michelle obama's screwing up on right and the reason her whole thing is like pure therapy talk right so it's very very much girl podcast therapy talk like yeah like she's like you like you have a lot of trauma from drowning your chef trauma i mean he was such a loyal chef and we just had to take him out he knew too much you know it's like how do you deal with that trauma it's really hard when you know you just spend so much time with someone and then they're just not in your life anymore at your own hand. You know, Hillary showed me how to do that. And there's decisions that you'll have to live with.

You know, obviously they won't have to live with it, but there's some people floating in a pond now. So my problem is she's doing this therapy talk, which is a very popular girl podcast. What she's missing. Yeah, that's what the world needs too, another one of those. Well, this is the thing that she's missing. The girl podcasts that do therapy, that is they pivoted into therapy after they're a successful slut podcast.

Michelle Obama thinks she could skip being a slut podcast and then just be a therapy podcast. You have to do the slut podcast, then you do the therapy podcast. But she kind of did like the murder arc. The murder podcast don't get to... If you're doing the murder podcast... Yeah, but what if you're doing the murdering?

Because they're generally commentating on the murdering. Like, what if you have real blood on your hands? Give me an example of where it's worked. Well, that's what I'm saying. She's trying to reinvent the wheel. This is uncharted territory right here because she has a very specific scope of skills. She needs to be out there talking about masturbation first.

She needs to be... Yeah, just like reviewing different wands. That is actually what she needs to be doing she's trying to skip to like call her daddies like i'm all grown up era but she's you have to go through your female slut podcast era before you get there what do you think find me a successful one that didn't do their slut arc first that's a good point she should she should have that guy who accused uh who said he was fucking blowing barack obama meth together on, on for a sit down. Yes.

That would literally like people are like that broke the internet. That would like, that's what I'm wondering. That would do Trump Rogan numbers. I'm wondering if the getting in the podcast game, they're starting to realize like, you know, Michelle Obama starts getting into the JQ pipeline.

Like, yeah. How long before that? I think that, I think that she needs to, well, she needs to stir up some energy. And the therapy isn't stirring up energy.

That's like, you've already done your slut shit. You've been saying crazy shit. And then now you're trying to be a real podcast. She thinks she just gets to skip to that. Skip to just straight real podcast. She thinks she's Barbara Walters now. She thinks she can just skip right into being Waltz right in. She thinks she can Tim Waltz right being waltz right in she thinks she can tim waltz right in yeah this is i i do like the idea that um there is something that kind of like

these uh for the last like five six years a lot of politicians a lot of people even adjacent to entertainment all these people got to be like i would would never do a podcast. I'm above that. Of course. It was slumming it for a while. Now they sort of all have to come crawling in. To me, that's hilarious. Yeah, it's great. I know. I know. It's like, what, Netflix didn't have a deal for you?

I guess you already had a Netflix deal and it bombed. She knows podcasting is where it's at, man. And I'll tell you another thing. I'd like to see some other things. This is my pitch since ex-presidents and their wives, I'd like to see Bill Clinton do like a red pill podcast where he has all the hoes. Yeah.

On whatever. No, I want to see him do his own. I'm a high value man. What's your body count? I'm a Rhodes Scholar. Bill, what's your body count? I don't know. 4,000 maybe

Wait are we talking kilos? What are we talking about here? That's what I'm saying man You're telling me you couldn't pitch a slick wheelie At a table with just like five Miami club hoes Asking their body count and shit That'd be great The question is how many episodes does she do

Before she's like fuck this I think they don't do that many normally. They don't do that many. Yeah. Like, this isn't, like, I can see actually Gavin Newsom. It's her and her brother. They ran out of stuff to talk about, by the way. I thought it was the guy from Unbreakable, Kimmy Schmidt.

Also, she's lifting a little bit. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, stuff like, you know how we always reference that, what's the Brian Regan bit? Yeah. Like, where he did the golf bit? Yeah, yeah. Like, she was doing a version of that. Like, point she always says my husband right i i was knee deep listening to this bullshit for the last like you know an hour the things i do for this podcast me so um she she's

like you know and that's the thing sometimes with my husband like she doesn't she doesn't call him brock like it they barry yeah merkle was doing this same thing they like they talk about their husband like as if they try they're trying to seem like they're normal right so she goes you know and my husband like for example when i'm with my friends she took like 40 minutes to get the brian regan bit out she's like with my friends we're out there you know sometimes she'll come home from work and be like you know or and then i'll talk to her on the phone and i obviously know her things i go you know what's that problem with that uh you know person at your work because i know i was paying attention last time i talk and she says how's that thing that you've been dealing with in the

household i go well i've got this where my husband comes home from golf she literally uses golf she goes comes home from golf and uh his wife could have cancer and i go how was that and she he goes i didn't talk about it and i go she's like doing like brian she did yeah the brian reagan bit yeah like it's a it's like a classic you know what i mean and she's just kind of stealing bits you gotta juice up your pod well my point is maybe not stealing but it's like uh well brian reagan be a fucking man say something that is so accusing michelle obama of lifting your stuff. Michelle Obama stole my joke. My point is not to say that she's lifting or whatever.

My point is to say that she is already out of stuff to talk about. Well, here's the thing. She has lots to talk about. She's not allowed to say any of it. She's not going to say any of it. The stuff that we want to hear from her and the stuff she really can add value and be like, this is interesting. She's not allowed to say any of it. The stuff that we want to hear from her and the stuff she really can add value and be like, this is interesting, she's not allowed to say any of it. She's very guarded.

And that's why they need a format. Bill Clinton kicking girls out because they disrespected him. Get out of here, you whore. The original Steve Wilkos version of just kicking people off. That kind of thing. Maybe Obama could come out

and do a hustle mindset podcast. Just with the fucking Zuckerberg chain. Yeah, just see Obama come out and do like a hustle mindset podcast. I got with the fucking Zuckerberg chain and like, like Mark. Yeah. I've just see Obama come out, just do full out failures for pussies. There's days I woke up. I didn't want a drone strike,

but that's what you do. You put your mindset, you know? Yeah. Grindset Sigma grindset. But Obama, I like it. So,

so not good. You listen to the whole episode. Uh, no, um, Michelle Obama. I probably, I put in like a good 40 minutes on it. That's it. So, Naka, you listened to the whole episode? No. Michelle Obama, I probably put in a good 40 minutes on it. That's not bad. I listened on double time, though, too. You gotta listen on double time.

What's the brother up to? What does he say? I don't know where this brother came from. He's just kind of... They cast him. The brother's like a normal guy. It feels like the brother was cast. There's just an audition of just bald black dudes. They try to talk cool, too, a you know what i mean yeah jive talking it's it's it's interesting to watch i'll tell you that much but on the other it feels like

they're doing life backwards like you could see someone being a podcaster, and then they, you know, they get, like, you know, very popular, they get into politics. Another thing, like, being the first lady, you're the, you're multi-millionaires, and then, like, then you're, it's kind of like, it feels like they're going backwards or something. For sure, because, again, it's not like you're going to make any money that's consequential to you out of this,

so it's definitely not a money- It's like when you see Jimmy Fallon doing, like, TikTok dances. You're like, you don't have enough money? Yeah, exactly. But, like, again, you're like you don't have enough money yeah exactly but like again you're like you guys were getting like what 20 million deal or like 40 million from netflix and now she's doing an ad read on 60k fucking viewers yeah so you're like it's what is the point of this other than maybe some sort of like uh brand rehabilitation like or something i don't know but they're like it's not even like they're... I guess maybe

their whole thing is they're like, we need to reform the Democratic Party. Yes, it's obviously that's kind of what it is. Maybe it's a presidential run. Newsom's podcast is doing okay. That would actually be the most... My best guess is that she's gearing up for 2028 and this is the start

of it. Ten years from now, you're not going to be able to run from president unless you have a podcast, it feels oh hell no well newsome they don't like what newsome's been doing no no i mean haven't he's actually been doing kind of interesting things yeah the steve bannon episode was new york times says what on earth is gavin newsome doing yeah and honestly i i mean if you're like a hardcore lefty, you're probably like, yeah, why are you talking like cordially with Steve Bannon, the guy who's currently responsible for destroying America? And he's like, if I'm running for president, you're going to vote for me anyway. So I'm not worried about you. But I'll say whether you like it or not, because I kind of see both sides of that where maybe this is good.

Maybe it's not. It was sort of ballsy of Gavin Newsom to like have all these wild people. I mean, the question is, is does he gain more people from the right than he loses from the left? From the center. I don't think he's right. Oh, whatever. But the people who probably were left-leaning who then wound up voting for Trump and who probably identify as centrist. Does he pick off more of those people than he loses from the very left?

See, I'll say to you, it's more, it's less of that. You ever, you know, like in a, like you ever been like in an argument with someone and you have a point and they just like keep saying like, they won't like, they just keep like ignoring it. Yeah. And it's like just the most infuriating thing. Correct. Whereas if someone at least like kind of hears you and they're like, okay, I understand where you're coming from for that.

Sure. Like, or even when you're talking to a girl, like you do a few, like, it's like, it's like you're actually, you're not just saying, no, you're crazy or you're coming from for that sure like or even when you're talking to a girl like you do a few like it's like it's like you're actually you're not just saying no you're crazy or you're racist like i think him just doing that for some people are like all right he's kind of at least he's not crazy so i think yeah yeah for sure they're like he's just having you know going back to like hey people who disagree can have a civil conversation you're getting caught up on the details the more important part here is that gavin newsom and this is my message to him he has to realize that first of all 20 of these he's getting destroyed oh absolutely

and what they're accusing him of right washing that's the new hot term new term alert right washing that's what he's doing that's what they're calling him. No, they didn't hear that. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the accusation is he's right-washing his previous stances and whatnot. Oh, that's funny. He went so far left, I guess, and now he's... Because he's legitimate. He's like, yeah, you know, I... Oh, man, the guy's a leaf in the wind, wherever the wind goes. Oh, dude, he's like, yeah, you know what?

I don't think women should play in men's sports or whatever. And you're like, you didn't think that three months ago? Yeah. And you go, well, now I do yeah okay so convenient that is true and again i'm down to discuss that but i have more podcast advice i'm more coming at this from a podcasting perspective gavin newsom has to understand that you are not going to get a single piece of good has any podcast in the history of like male podcasting got a good review ever that's a good point you're just like you have to understand the press is the natural enemy of podcasting right so yeah yeah you're literally cutting for their

you go if you if you have if you're deciding to do a podcast The like mainstream press That is your mortal enemy now Sure No matter how you slice it Oh you're just like a white male podcast You're like I mean unless you're fucking Full Force 5 what were they called

Strike Force 5 Oh man missed that podcast That was the biggest piece of shit of all time Unless you're Strike Force 5 As a dude if you're a white dude doing a podcast, actually getting into real conversations, the chance that you will have a positive piece of press is zero. Yeah, pretty zero. That's the thing.

If he wanted to just be like, oh, I'm just going to interview all the same people on the left, then you're just like, you're going to get no press. What's the point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the point yeah yeah what's the point zero press or you can do something like this controversial and then it's all negative press yeah but there's no such thing as bad press and i think gavin newsom probably knows that and he's got yeah he is kind of i did admit to your point where it was like it was like a lot here he was just like wow he has like he went from you know the you know what would

be described as like a pretty like crazy like left-wing stances on everything to being like talking with charlie kirk complimenting him being like oh my son's a big fan yes like agreeing on the thing with steve bannon you're like okay that's that's a tactic i suppose yeah i mean i guess you have to kind of i mean dude he's so slick though like he literally like fucking he's so la fires are like in the rearview mirror at this point like you're like yo you were like kind of the man's good at this oh he's so that guy is so you know what i kind of described gavin newsom as it was more just like if you were i don't know if i said this dude but i was like i thought a perfect description was if you were at like a wedding and gavin newsom

was like your your wife's friend's like husband yeah and you're just like oh it's the four of us at a table you'd have a fun time oh absolutely you'd be like pretty decent guy to get like obviously he's fun like you know what i mean He's probably a cool guy like to some degree. Even Paul, like on the drive home should be like, you know what that guy has done? And he goes,

yeah, pretty fun guy. Yeah, so what? Sick guy though. Yeah. Because he fucking banged his campaign manager's wife. You go,

look, it happens. You can come to think of it, he was pointing out girls that he thought were pretty hot. Yeah, he was just nonstop would, wouldn, it happens. You can come to think of it, he was pointing out girls that he thought were pretty hot. Yeah, he was just nonstop, would, wouldn't, would. Weird behavior. But it's a wedding.

He goes, check this out. He goes, spits on his plate. He goes, like another one. He goes. He's definitely the guy where he eats all his food and then the waiter comes. He goes, how was it

he goes hated it gross yeah definitely gross he's definitely got some fucking lols in him yeah he's got some bits

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where he's the one guy who's like, yeah, this is essentially a nuclear option. You're like, it's not, you know, he wouldn't be doing this if it was like 52 45 i know like he's like we're getting smoked right now like something needs to change and he's probably the old one was you know the old democrat was more of like you have the no no i i know that like you know truckers are gonna think which but i'm actually and maybe we might disagree a bit on social issues, but I'm going to make you better off. Yeah, of course. And also, I'm not going to insult you.

Yeah, for sure. And we're like, we care about the middle class and the lower class. Everyone can probably agree the insulting people for votes is not working out for that much anymore. No, no, no, no, definitely not. The whole elitist vibe. And that's even like with the bandit thing. He admits, he's like, yeah, you know, the Democratic Party is just like now whole like elitist vibe and he that's even like with the band thing he admits he's like yeah you know the like the democratic party is just like now the corporate elitist party and which obviously used to be the opposite of that and he's just like yeah

you know we got to reform it and so he's listening i guess and he definitely is campaigning that's for sure oh that's campaigning for sure oh they both are i think they both are like him and rochelle obama like they have you know they have designs on 2028 no question well who else is gonna run well he's probably doing a better version because he's probably actually getting people sort of paying attention to him i can't imagine michelle obama's uh you know therapy talk podcast is gonna is gonna be good no also like you know that's probably uh the new york times like you know hating on him and they probably love michelle obama's yeah but exactly but the new york times probably hating on him is probably somewhat of an endorsement if you're some sort of centrist right person that's so true why

you go oh actually fucking me and my enemy the new york times and new york times doesn't like gavin newsom well then i might like gavin newsom such a funny point that like some of these politicians have been realized that like the media liking them makes them do worse yeah for sure i mean certain media outlets absolutely being a media darling yeah is not yeah certain media places being their darling i mean definitely there's uh how many publications do we know that if they give you a list of top 10 comedians you're basically like okay so here's a list of who sucks. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

A hundred percent. You go, who are these people? I know they suck. Yeah, I don't know many of these comedians, but you're like, I know that they're not good. Yeah, yeah. If they got Variety's fucking stamp of approval,

you're like, probably not a good thing. Yeah, I don't know the specific ones. But yeah, there's definitely, you know, like you'll seebc articles of this and that and you're just like huh they're all in wheelchairs huh what are the odds i didn't even know there were that many wheelchair comedians let alone the 10 best ones in canada are all in wheelchairs so the media is kind of the same thing in some ways for politicians where they go you know these are our three politicians to watch and you're like oh three must misses yeah exactly yeah yeah i mean with movies i feel and movies and tv shows i feel

a little bit like that too it's like these people have lost all credibility in every which way oh it's like if they tell me you gotta watch a tv show it's gonna fuck it's the best thing ever and you know i work at buzzfeed and you can't miss this you're just like fucking i'm gonna i'm not even gonna not watch the tv show i might delete the service that has it yeah that's a good point i mean speaking of the new york times not to go back to uh go back to covid but uh the new york times put out um article saying uh we were badly misled by about the event that changed our lives referencing covid this is like the new york times wonder who we were badly no shit you're like fuck you just take some responsibility it's like insane the kind of slop they put out we go we were badly misled it's literally fucking the hot dog costume

it's tim robinson it goes i just want to find out who misled us that's what i want to find out i would just love to know who misled us Are you guys fucking serious? No it is It's your girl having a cake That she was about to bring to a baby shower And she comes in And your face is covered in chocolate And she was like where's the cake

And you go whoever It's literally OJ I'd like to find the real killers Whoever took this cake down I'm going to spend the rest of my life finding them. This has to stop now. This has to stop now. We're going to have to get our locks changed. Yeah, you're really going through it.

You go, I'm calling a locksmith right now. I don't care if they charge extra for coming immediately. Because it's important. You're just covered in chocolate. Like the kid from Matilda. The can in the cookie jar, yeah. So, yeah, New York Times, it's like... I mean...

Like, dude, they have 1,700 paid journalists. You're like, we were misled. You're like, so you basically... Did you fire him? Yeah, no shit. You're like, also, like, so you just arrived with 1700 paid journalists you arrived at the conclusion after five years that everybody on twitter knew four years ago yeah okay good

journalism new york times it's funny being like new york times has a press conference they're like we found the culprit ladies and gentlemen and it's just and it's like and we fired him it's like the janitor and he's like we've taken care of the problem he will not be in this office so it turns out that we actually had an article ready to go in 2021 saying that the lab leak theory was in fact correct and that it was not from a wet market but then it was left on the desk of our reporter. He didn't save a backup, and then the janitor threw it out thinking it was garbage, and then we kind of just lost track of it.

And we have relegated the janitor to the storage room. He will be no longer on the news floor. So the whole problem has been right. He'll be cleaning the atrium where nothing like this could ever happen again. We are sorry. The good news is we can move past it. You can just renew your New York Times subscriptions.

All is good. Actually, on the topic of janitors, I had two ex-girlfriends of mine were on a set together. Okay. And then both sent me photos being like, look who I met recently. And there's a photo of the two of them and I was literally just like, huh? I was like, fuck. And then me and

Waldo were saying, I have to go into set as a janitor. I have a disguise on. I'm like, oh, I wouldn't recommend you two hanging out together. You're like mopping between them to try and get them apart. Social distancing. We're still doing that here in Canada.

Come on. Come on. 12 feet. I thought it was sexy. It's 12 feet. 12 feet. Literally, it's just like, what? There's not even really anything that could happen.

It was just like, you just know all I could happen it was just like it was like you just know all i know is i don't like it yeah you just literally you one text you he goes look who i imagine she's a liar the other one texts you look at my man she's a liar careful with her survivor style against each other she goes oh that's a yeah i don't want to i mean it's pretty traumatic what she did to me. You literally have the same text for both of them. I go, don't. She's a snake.

Don't show her these texts. She has a very contagious skin disease. Stay five minutes away. Yeah, she has that The Substance thing. It'll age you really fast. You guys are just nowhere near each other. Yeah, that's New York Times. The lie in New York Times. The lie in New York Times.

Yeah, so the Newsom has been getting crushed on his ratings, but I do think on press. But I think that he has to accept that, yeah, that's what happens. Well, he knew it. He had no question. You know, you're the... Well, they're going the opposite. They go, Newsom has done long-lasting damage

to his standing among Democrats who are desperate for leaders who will fight on their behalf not seek communion for the enemy is sure but it is like you status quo and then you have okay well status quo gets me a 27 approval rating maybe less because i'm gavin newsom so you're like what's what's there to possibly lose by this yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and also once again you're like if i was running for president he goes all these people you're gonna vote for me yeah you're gonna vote yeah okay vote for jd vance then that's fine yeah yeah exactly vote for jd vance because you don't like that i talked to fucking steve van yeah i got news for you you're gonna be voting for me yeah yeah i mean if you wait till you find out that i'm gonna have to like talk to like putin yeah yeah i mean if you

wanted project 2029 to happen that's fine go ahead vote for jd vance or you can vote for me and i'll just do project 2025 right those people aren't going anywhere so that's not who you're talking to i guess that's his thinking yeah yeah i think that's smart i think it's actually a smart move on his part anyways it's interesting watching these people be try to you know enter the you know the our space yeah kind of dude make it the megan merkle show i don't know what the fuck this I'm interested in watching these people try to enter the... Our space. Dude, the Meghan Merkle show. I don't know what the fuck this was. That was the one where I go, I can't watch it.

Well, no, last episode I was talking about her show and then Danny basically said I should review it. Yeah, so let's get the review. First of all... The cooking show? Yeah, it's a trad wife Instagram channel. It's legitimately a hundred million dollar Netflix show that is her doing a trad wife. First of all, when she's doing the things, it's so nothing.

She's like, okay, I'm making toast now. And then she takes the toast out and she walks the table. She goes, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop. She makes noises like that. Really? Yeah. It's like someone that's just like killing time they have nothing to do she goes nothing all right i'll just get some mayonnaise

here she's doing stuff like that the whole time kind of like fishing through the drawer for like the right knife like yes that's like that's like seven minutes of the show she's eating a yogurt parfait and then she brings mindy kelly in a yogurt parfait and she's a very gorgeous yogurt parfait and she goes yeah the kids really like yogurt parfait. And she's a very gorgeous yogurt parfait. And she goes, yeah, the kids really like yogurt parfaits. At one point, she goes, I'm going to show you how to make balloons. And then she fucking. Like blow up a balloon?

That's correct. And then she brings in a machine that brings up the balloons and tells you where to get the machine. There's about a three-minute montage of her blowing up balloons. Oh, yeah. Rich people, that's how they use the machines. God forbid they use their own air. God forbid. Four or five minutes of blowing up balloons. Oh, yeah. Rich people, that's how they use the machines. God forbid they use their own air. God forbid. Four or five minutes

of blowing up balloons. Unless it's 400 balloons. It's three balloons. You go, just use your mouth. Yeah. Then she makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I want some. Then she goes, is she making berries? Are there recipes? Is this like, yo, go to this website, get the recipe? Not that I saw. Just watch me cook? She goes, you know she's she's making berries and like are there recipes is this like yo go to this website get the recipe not that I saw just watch me cook

she goes you know sometimes I like to put the berries in a rainbow I also looked at some of the press so I'll tell you what the people

have been saying about it but she goes yeah I like to put berries in a rainbow and then she goes sometimes I like honey and then she cuts she's in a bee

now she's in a beekeeper outfit and she's trying to pretend the whole gist of the thing is her being like I'm just a normal normal person i mean you guys all have a colony of bees right you have your own colony of bees right this is kind of connecting with normal people right i i wanted them to release the b-roll because i was you could tell 100 that she was just like okay and then i'm what i like to do is you know and put the yogurt and then I put

the berry in the yogurt and cut what the fuck are you looking at me for ah my hand touched the yogurt can we get yogurt on my hand slave I mean PA get this off my hand she drills in every time I watch the one episode she probably said and then the

trailer she said 19 times that she, yeah, when I'm making dinner, lunch for my kids and breakfast for my kids every single morning, I make them breakfast and blah, blah. And you're like, why? Yeah. Why are you making your kids breakfast? First of all. I mean, she doesn't do anything. Why not?

What the hell does she do? She gets her fucking suits royalty check. One of the big controversies is that Mindy Kaling goes, you're Meghan Markle. And she goes, you know what? It's funny because you keep calling me Merkel, but I'm Meghan the Duchess of Sussex. Oh, she doesn't like that.

She wants to be the Duchess of Sussex. Yeah, so she doesn't go by Meghan Markle. She's the Duchess of Sussex. The Duchess of Sussex. Yeah, and she did not like Kaling saying that, you know what I'm saying? When you're losing Mindy Kayling on your bullshit, that's... There's five or six times you almost see Megan

Merkle crack, and she's just like, you know what, I'm making the grab bags, and oh, I just... You could see her just about to fucking... You could see as soon as Harry walks in the door, she's gonna be like, how was it? How was it how was it oh yeah you know she's i mean that's the real show is if you could see the behind the scenes they yeah that's she's doing the michelle obama where they're they this this business where you you show people a curated version of yourself people aren't that

interested in no no i want to see you pour scalding tea onto it i don't know who the fuck watches this stuff to begin with i've heard it's they said it's supposed to be like kind of what martha stewart did so maybe my mom i don't know yeah i don't my mom likes the family stuff i will say that i mean this is for women and gay guys obviously but the women who watch coronation street than this i guess by the way the internet's been rocking my mom lately she sent me a picture of joe rogan and the north korea girl where someone uh photoshopped joe rogan and the north korea girl where someone photoshopped joe rogan to make him way smaller and she was like i didn't realize how small

they made him two foot one i didn't realize how big that chick's cans my mom sent it to me being like i didn't realize he was that small i go and that's like clearly photoshopped on facebook the wall is like the walls doing like a fucking yeah, wavy wall or whatever. Was that a Facebook post? No, she's texting it to me. But she found it on Facebook? Of course. Oh, because I'll say this. I made that 60 Minutes sketch, the USAID one,

and it went kind of viral on Facebook. Yeah. 100% of the comments were like, this like basically believed it was real. My mom would get rocked by your videos. Dude, and then there were all these people there was this one woman who on in the facebook comments was like everybody's like this has got to be fake and she's like no this is not fake like she was replying to every comment

that was saying this isn't real like or like maybe this is satire this kid this is so unbelievable and she would be like no this is real like she would like literally go reply to every comment their brains are fried bro rotten rotten on facebook rotten the internet's not good and chat gbt is gonna end like ai and stuff like you know put a fork in anyone over 60 man they're done so they're done so yeah like i literally posted those ai sketches on facebook and i'm just like literally what is the point actually other than to rile up boomers i don't get anything out of it like i'm not i'm not gonna sell one ticket or have one follow that's not true it's like it's some people not based on the comments you're saying on facebook oh yeah yeah not not like on twitter like it is interesting like you know twitter the and youtube the most people like most percentage of people realize it's fake.

And then Facebook is the least percentage by far. And then TikTok is somewhere in between. Yeah. But like Facebook is like 100% of people are like, this is real. And I'm in theory. Yeah. Well, I don't know if my mom's watching this or whatever. It sounds like it was a bomb.

But like, it's interesting because this one, at least the Michelle Obama, it's just kind of like no one's seeing it, whatever. The Mirka one, people aren't liking it. No. This is what I think they don't realize is because she was sort of hopping on some of the trends, being like, you know, I'm a fucking black woman. People are racist towards me.

It's hard. It's hard being the Duchess of Sussex. I'm fighting against racism you know you know like i'm fighting against sexism she was sort of on that when that sort of died out now she's sort of saying a version like of like i'm just normal but she's not realizing in the last year the level that everyone hates rich people now yeah like right now there's like a and her specifically her too but would you not agree that like right now there's like kind of like a boiling more than ever like hate for rich people yeah probably some of it comes from elon and some of the but so her thing like you know and the the

tiktok and those kind of younger people like they really hate this bullshit so everything she does if someone writes an article being like, you know, for example, she's making pasta and there's 40 articles being like, just proving how rich she is because she makes pasta in white clothes and no one would ever do that. She was doing ridiculous things. She says she gives her kids pasta and it's like, it's the worst lunch ever. Your mom packs you some bowl of fucking pasta. Crappy thing to do. Kids are picky eaters.

Yeah. mom packed you some bowl of fucking pasta crappy thing kids are picky eaters yeah so then uh then there was one there's like a few other the few other like controversies people were getting mad and people oh yeah she's making the berries and everyone was like yeah i don't have a fucking 25 every morning to make berries so most of the most of the discord was like you fucking yeah you'll eat a piece of shit yeah you're rich bitch and everyone else was like i mean i guess she gets a fucking bag out of it though so for her she probably has to just kind of it really felt like uh money money move well to me that wasn't what i was gonna say i was gonna say this felt like you had like a wife that was like losing her mind and then she was like convincing you like i'm a celebrity or whatever but she's like losing her mind and then you kind

of like put her in a room and the cameras aren't on. And you're like, you have a cooking show. And she's kind of like putting her bit. Like, it felt like an insane person kind of where she's just like, okay. And then you're like,

also you have crafts. And she's like, and then she's like gluing popsicle sticks together. And you're like, how are the ratings? And you're like, you're the biggest star in the world. And she's like,

okay, now you meet cereal. And she's like, and then I pour the milk and you have like people without actual i mean i guess she is an actor felt like a crazy person doing this yeah it's like i guess she's like playing the role of that a trad wife yeah she's like oh i'm just like this is my new role as an actor so i'm like cooking yeah just doing this well I guess you gotta respect these people's just like I mean hey

tenacity and will for fame look where it's like if Netflix came to me and they go 20 million dollars for you to make PB&Js and be a sociopath

I'd be like put on my sock okay but what if you already had 20 million dollars and much more than that that's a good point like is there a point where you might not

well didn't didn't the that's what I'm saying you have to you have to like respect the level of like they don't know humiliations enough like yeah the only thing that matters is like more eyeball like you have to almost like you respect the level that they're just like a hollywood like specimen made in a lab i know yeah because that's crazy too

because like you know they must have some friends and stuff and their friends have to pretend that this is like good her friends coming up to her being like dude that episode where you fucking did the bees yeah like it's just like literally i need to get some bees say like you cannot there's zero where did you get those bees because i'm looking she was one of the bees stung me and so would you mind if get your bee guy's number? Yeah, exactly. You have a bee guy? This dude's bee guy to the stars. He's got to have a spinoff, the bee guy to the stars. Bee guy to the stars would definitely have a reality show.

I mean, that would be a better show. It'd be like this bee guy trying to train these fucking idiots how to set up a bee hive in the backyard and they're all getting stung by bees it was i mean look if you go yo there's a show where megan marco gets stung by a bee 45 times i'm like i'm watching you know what the the problem with their curated shit is if she got stung they would have cut it out you know what i mean of course i'll tell you and they probably would have been like no this is good to leave in it'll like make you more and she was like, fuck you. She goes, absolutely not.

Absolutely not. When there was the Mindy Kaling thing, when Mindy Kaling goes, Meghan Markle, and she goes, Duchess of Sussex, I noticed that there was a hard cut in the conversation to something else. And I was like,

that was like 45 minutes of her Mindy Kaling get yelled at. And then they cut back and they wipe off Mindy Kaling's face. She stops crying and they go, and you know the thing, like it was real hard cut. Yeah, like I would it if Megan Marlowe gets like stung by bees and that you see her return with like a flamethrower to just fucking porch the whole thing that's that's good tv right there that's what really people would respect but

she doesn't want to see it as like just an evil bitch like no that's the thing even Martha Stewart like people like like a sassy just fucking like yeah people do like a bitch the thing is martha stewart still they love hate a bit authentic that's the thing that martha stewart still she'd be authentic if she was being a bitch yeah yeah exactly but like martha stewart seems at least like you know that is her authentic self where you're like this is just this whole no but that's because she's trying to be like a lovable mother that's not authentic if she decided to go the martha stewart actual route yeah and she was like firing interns on set like she's basically has to become like you know you know amarosa on fucking old school like she needs to be like i'm a i'm like a cutthroat bitch girl boss right and she's like firing everyone on set like you know yeah then all

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There's this dude, he's on vacation in spring break. Then there's this Indian chick, she's on spring break vacation in Dominican, right? The girl goes missing and it was like a pretty big story. I remember seeing it before because it was like a big deal. The girl's just on spring break. Now all of a sudden she's

been missing for five days, right? Then they start looking in. There's this dude that was like obviously they were they'd been like you know uh smashing or something like that yeah and he's you know he's walking they've got videos of him walking around with his arm on her so they're he becomes the number one suspect they bring him into dominican republic jails they take his passport away they're like you're the one that was last seen on her and then they start the dominican republic uh and the american news posts a thing being you know they do a news story you know we

don't know where this girl is this is the guy that was last seen and they show him with an arm around that guy's girlfriend is in america watching the news sees uh the last scene and it's her boyfriend with this guy like you, cuddling up with this girl. And now he's in jail. I guess that's the least of her problems. She's like, my boyfriend's on his problems. Imagine you're like dating a guy and you go, he's going to spring break with his friends.

Like, okay. And the next thing you know, you see him on the news with his arm around his shoulder. As a murder suspect. And she went missing. So then apparently she starts calling the news being like that's my boyfriend he's a fucking liar her like scathing review of this guy gets him basically brought back in oh no so the score next girlfriend well she was yeah i guess she's current girlfriend girlfriend so this guy He essentially

Now There's like kind of a petition Being like there's no You know there's no Way to hold him And apparently his story Didn't make sense Because what he says

So he's like blacked out Essentially He says they were blacked out There's pictures of them Stumbling all over the place And puking and stuff Puking yes Guy says

Yeah yeah so you know Yeah yeah So Guy says he's blacked out, and then he basically went to the beach with the girl, says she almost drowned. He saved her and then passed out on the beach, and then when he woke up on the beach, she was gone. Oh.

So none of it makes a lot of sense. Which potentially happened. Like, you know, drunk people have done stupider shit. Passed out drunk, right. But I think they're thinking this is a natalie holloway situation what does that mean uh that was the girl who uh famously that dude joran vandersloot who she went missing on a vacation and then they couldn't find her or whatever and then it turned out this guy murdered her right yeah but it just seems somewhat like if you're putting the pieces together they're like this guy goes to church and

all his friends are like no he's like a good people a lot of people are kind of standing up being like yeah he's not that type of dude which again he could it seems unlikely that if you're like just some you're like some random dude i'm gonna go with my five friends in college right i'm like a you know 21 year old guy i'm gonna go with my five buddies to dominican republic i'll catch up with you guys later and then go murder it. Yeah, I can murder some chick, yeah. It seems probably the more likely scenario is some shit like that, where she drowned or whatever.

But they haven't found her body, right? No, they don't know where she is. But the crazy part is, to me, just like, imagine this guy is completely innocent. Then you go on, now you're're in jail and then your girlfriend sees it on the news like what a wild turn of events yeah i mean i guess you figure that that you have bigger problems at this point than that buddy i got a fucking on the topic of this actually i have a video on the topic of guys getting fucking busted uh busted with uh doing shady shit I'm going to show you a little TikTok here Uh oh My bodega guy is so loyal

He started documenting Anytime my old situation ship Comes in with another girl And this is the bodega guy Showing her pictures Recognize anything about this bodega guy? That's my guy That we've talked about on this podcast many times yes sir you know him what's his name again newman yeah hello newman his name's

literally newman so what a fucking dick i thought newman was fucking a dog. So Newman apparently... Is trying to get into the Bodega TikTok game? No, he's been simping for the chicks. Oh, Newman. So the guy has no teeth. Does he have his teeth back? There's so much to say. You're tripping me up with all the things I want to say right now.

So this guy, the gist of the beginning part is he, all the girls in the neighborhood that are in relationships, he gets to know them because you see them all the time. Yeah, you see them all the time. And then he says to the girls, I'll keep an eye on him and I'll tell you if he ever walks in here with another girl. What a fucking narc. Newman, Newman the narc.

He's Newman the narc. That's how you get a fucking nickname, that Stix pal. He is a funny dude. Yeah, he is a funny dude. He's like, he's got all, but you get a fucking nickname, that Stix pal. He is a funny dude. Yeah, he is a funny dude. He's got all, but it's a lot of uncle pranks, like the type of thing, like give you your money, and then you grab it, he doesn't let it go, and you're like, all right.

You know what I mean? Yeah, you know, literally, like you got to fucking kick out. He goes, that'll be $700. He's, a lot of that kind of stuff, yeah. One day, and then what Danny is referring to is then one day he just didn't have any more teeth. He's missing several jibs. One day the full face of fucking chicklets, right?

Yeah, he was just missing like fucking several teeth. Yeah, he probably like he had like full front row gone. Yeah. He was like, what happened? He's like, what do you mean? Yeah, what do you mean? But I've been, I've talked to people and apparently he does this with other girls too, where he goes,

I'm keeping an eye on the guy. Like, don't worry. I didn't. So apparently profiling, he's got a racket where he tries to keep tabs on the neighborhood guys. And then he tries to tell any girl what the guy was up to. Yeah.

So he's up to a simp thing. And I don't live there anymore. So, but I might go back and be like, what is this business? You're up to. We should go confront him. don't live there anymore, but I might go back and be like, what is this business you're up to? Yeah, we should go confront him. We should literally.

Like 2020 is done. Yeah, literally. With the boom mic and everything. We should literally go confront that dude. Well, this girl, in this specific situation, they're like, she was like, it's a guy I'm loosely dating. Like, imagine you like hung out with a girl here and there, but you're like not in a relationship. And then the bodega guy is like, just so you know, this guy came in with another chick.

You'd be like, buddy, mind your fucking business. Yeah, literally. He's like, yeah, the guy you were with the other day, he bought condoms. Did you guys, did he give you a plow?

Did he give you a plow? I take it that you had sex using condoms? Yeah, you've been having some sex? No, I actually haven't talked to him in two weeks he goes oh sorry to hear i guess he's trying to get in the good girls good graces why what do you think he's gonna get some fucking what do you think might be a really sis you think he's gonna get some i mean the only thing i get he must have gotten sympathy sniz at one point that's he's got no teeth he's like 65 he has his teeth back now okay well

regardless of the tooth situation, he's an old man. He's not getting fucking like hot chicks in the East Village to bang him. What, are you offering him all the smoothies you can drink?

You don't know some of these Sex and the City sluts, man. They might fucking take a chance on the bodega guy. Yeah, I mean, he is a successful businessman. He's a businessman.

Yeah, I mean, when we first knew him... All this could be yours, he says to them. When we first knew him, he had the little bodega and then we saw him get on the come up he did he did he did upgrade bodega yeah remember he had like that little shitty one underneath your apartment and then he had like the fucking sick corner bodega yeah he did he did upgrade his new bodega is pretty sick actually really slick yeah yeah so i i don't like it i don't like what he's doing.

We should set up a thing where, like, one of us goes in with a chick and then, like, really play a long game. Do a fucking fake sting on Newman and then get the girl to come in on him. Yeah, and then get the girl to come in. Hey, did you see anything? And then we come in. And then you're, like, really obvious about it. Like, Newman. Yeah, Newman, where the poppers at, buddy?

Yeah, just about to fucking, I'm about to give it to this one tonight, huh? Hey, you're going to keep your mouth shut, huh? Bro code, right, Newman? Dapping him up and everything. Newman, the one bodega guy I can trust, right, Newman? You know, I don't say this shit to any other bodega guy, but to you, Newman. We're like boys. We're like brothers.

We're like brothers, basically. I don't shop at any other bodega, and you do not narc on me to you, Newman, we're like boys. We're like brothers. We're like brothers, basically. I don't shop at any other bodega, and you do not narc on me. Right, Newman? He's getting famous, though. He's going viral right in the left. Yeah. He is a pretty cool guy. He's funny.

Yeah, he's funny. But I only know what he's up to around dudes. I don't really know what the other side of him looks like you know soft spot for the ladies he's just he's got that simp soft spot i think he's this is people don't remember this is the guy who got in the fights outside and tore down the tents and stuff yeah he's getting in fist fights with people at his old bodega because their territorial blood their bodega well they were fucking up his business they literally like go steal from the target next door

and then just like undercut him by like setting up a fucking booth outside he had enough outside of his bodega I would have enough non-stop music

all that shit yeah he had enough of that shit he was ripping down tents yeah yeah he goes the city won't stop it

I will yeah at that point he was like you're like oh this guy's the man I didn't know what his second side hustle

looked like yeah yeah I don't like that I don't like the non-paying side hustle of his the unpaid side hustle not a fan he's she's tracking you right you don't want anyone like just fucking on you being like and it might not even be someone doing anything that bad just being like yeah i said i was gonna go to work but i was just kind of dicking around today yeah and you go hey i saw that guy in here walking around today he's just like always. And you go, hey, I saw that guy in here walking around today. He's just like always keeping tabs, you know?

Yeah, I don't like that. That's not the type of neighborhood watch I'm looking at. Let's just keep the riffraff out. But come on, Newman. You're getting a little too personal here. Well, anyways, the moral of this whole story of not the Newman one, the story of the passport shit. Yeah, the moral of this whole story of not the Newman one, the story of the passport shit. Yeah, the Dominican Republic.

The Dominican Republic shit is, once again, I will reiterate, the traveling stinks. It's like, you don't want to be traveling, man. I'm telling you. I mean, you could also just not murder people. Did you see? Well, yeah, but stuff happens. He maybe didn't murder. Yeah, I know. I'm leaning towards not murder. You should never leave your well, yeah, but stuff happens. He maybe didn't murder. Yeah, I know.

I'm leaning towards not murder. You should never leave your own, you should never leave your city. No, going to cities in your own, other cities in your own country is cool, but. Yeah.

Did you see? You're very, you're really embracing the American ethos here, Ryan. I'm 100%. I could never leave America ever again, except for going to Toronto.

This is literally like the number one country, in my opinion, probably factually in the world. You don't have to leave it. Where people are just like, I don't have a passport. Like, this is literally like the number one country in my opinion probably factually in the world you don't have to leave it where people are just like i don't have a passport like this is the most place where you meet people they go yeah i don't have a passport i know like why would i need it where am i why would i need it you're like everything's here i don't need to go anywhere you're like go to a hot place we have that we have a hot cold place we have that we have it all

yeah you don't need any of it go to yeah go to a national park we have that we have it all Yeah you don't need any of it Go to a national park We have that We have it all You want a waterfall We got that We have that What are you looking for That we don't have Alaska We have that

Islands Yeah we got that Yeah Hawaii America's got it all They do have it all Yeah Well did you see Bill Belichick Yeah

Doing yoga poses With his 18 year old girlfriend Oh that fucking He was feeling that For a week That's all I could think of Is she's like, hold me higher, higher. And he's like, I'm 70. I don't work out.

He's like, he fucking, those hammies were screaming. Dude, we always talk about how having an influencer girlfriend's a hassle. This guy's got a fucking 18, you know. I mean, he's the influencer. He has six Super Bowls. He was. Now she's the influencer, buddy. Oh, you think it was Bill Belichick's idea to do the yoga poses? Absolutely not. That's the thing.

He thought, he goes, yeah, I'll get some fucking young snizz and Bill Belichick, fucking Coach Belichick, everybody loves me. And you go, what's the downside here? And you go, oh, there's going to be some downsides, pal. Huge downsides. Yeah, this isn't dating a fucking young chick in the 90s pal yeah he's not realizing that new game here there's a new brand of fucking young chick and they're in a movie and you're a supporting role yeah you're a pa pal you're fucking yeah

that's that's a good way to put it is like in this new world it's like no no you're dating that young chick as a 70 year old you're like she's currently the star of a production and you're doing the curtains yeah yeah you're the you're the financier you're the financier the curtain guy yeah the the cinematographer and then also at her leash at her leisure you will also be the supporting characters when when needed absolutely yeah yeah yeah he doesn't he didn't plan this out i can't imagine i can't imagine he likes this this must be this is like a we can't like but i mean i mean you have fucking every person in his friend group is probably just like making fun of him oh absolutely but to invite his back i mean he's not their coach anymore but he's getting texts from fucking tom brady being like what's this shit dude his group chats that he's not in are lighting

him up. Being like, you seen fucking what Belichick's up to? Fucking guy. Yeah, not good. But hey, man. So that's another reason not to travel is getting forced to do influencer stuff. That, I'm so on board with it. There's this other one, I just

saw it, and I know this was like an old, kind of like a five years ago thing but it's still it was just made me laugh so much that i wanted to bring it up that in mozambique police warned that bald men that they're under ritual attack and basically all these guys in mozambique think that bald men have gold in their heads yeah i think that bald guys have gold in their heads department of state have like a notification do not travel to mozambique for the yes that's what this is yes it said be careful of traveling there because albino and bald men are being killed for ritualistic purposes

and i mean this is why you need if you're if you're going that would be the funniest fucking having that'll be the good hymns commercial when we do the hymns ad read the hymns commercial should be like you know yeah you want to travel to mozambique skull cracked open for the golden side you bald loser and you never see any advocacy groups talking about that right you never see like you know i mean how about some of those advocacy groups that love you know ritualistic targeting how about ritualistic targeting of bald men i know that's a lot of people it's a group that never gets stood up white bald men they only get stood up yeah i don't yeah i don't imagine a lot of anyone else is getting targeted in the bald community the organs used

to be used in rituals to advance the wealth of clients uh citing the suspects there's been a spat of killing. The funniest thing is, by the way, they keep doing this. You go, it's yet to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just keep getting the wrong heads. Yeah, I mean, we've tried 50 of them. There hasn't been gold in one of them yet.

It's in one, yes. But we've been promised the gold. You go, what is your success rate? It's currently zero, but we're optimistic. Some real Einsteins over there. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, that's crazy. So they think there's gold in the head?

I think so. Yeah, you would know, is there? Not that I know of. Not that I know of. I mean, Jews would be on that. Can you imagine Jewish guy down there? It's like, hey, I'm a Jewish guy named David Goldman, and I'm bald. yeah and i'm bald yeah yeah yeah they're fucking surrounded i don't have gold in my head then why is your name david goldhead yeah i swear i don't have gold in my head they go well we're gonna

find out your last name's gold you fuck well from what i understand mozambique's not probably a particularly attractive travel destination none of them are trying to have some good safaris there and shit though the yuck yeah no did they catch me inside how about that yeah you're not a safari guy you i'd hate to do a safari dude i did see this one thing i actually hate that i saw this one thing where this guy the super rich guy on uh instagram was at this safari where like you see literally you stay in this like it's like probably like a three-story like hotel but it's like on a reserve or whatever and then like but you're like on the top floor there's like a top floor apartment and then like

you wake up in the morning there's literally like giraffes like poking their head into your fucking room it's kind of cool yeah i guess i don't know i've been to african lion safari once the fucking it's a i guess that's canadian but basically it's this place and you drive through enslave lions and uh giraffes in fucking southwestern ontario i'll tell you what you know their natural habitat southwestern ontario the majority of what happens is you drive around in this car and then the monkeys jump up and put their dicks on your car. Yeah. The majority of being on the safari is seeing monkeys

And they rip off your side mirrors. Yeah, they do damage to the mirrors. That's the thing. You sign a lot of releases when you go on an African Lion safari. A lot of releases. It's a document-heavy trip right there. Yeah. Actually, you mentioned this a few seconds ago,

but Poppers is off the market. I know. It's gay erasure. Someone in our Patreon actually sent it. Obviously, I'd seen it, but someone in the Patreon sent it to me, and they said, RFK officially says,

no fat chicks, no gay shit. He's finally, he's doing the meme, or I guess not the meme, my joke, but no fat chicks no fags no fat chicks no gay shit keep them cold

so the third thing that if he does a new thing that beers have to be a certain level of cold that would be like the final thing when RFK's bro policies

I know super bro policies no fat chicks no gay shit keep them cold keep them cold keep them cold so it says the FDAda cracks down on popular

gay party drug poppers the food and drug administration is cracking down on poppers recreational drug uh that is very popular within the lgbt community do you think when they did the crackdown where they're just like you know this pop thing's gotta stop and they send uh you know the government employees to the poppers factory do you think when they go in it's just like, you know, this pop thing's got to stop. And they send, you know, the government employees to the poppers factory. Do you think when they go in, it's just like a bunch of like naked gay guys with like leather outfits just stirring like that? No, I don't. Like, do you think the popper factory is just like a Willy Wonka gay playhouse? No, I don't.

As much as that seems funny. But because it's literally like it's like paint thinner. It's like a solvent or whatever. Essentially paint thinner. And you just sniff it. Have you you ever done it why would i have done poppers you like drugs no it's supposed to loosen your rectum it's literally the point is that the point of it yeah it's a muscle relaxant so you take it so that it makes like getting being a bot like it's a bottom drug essentially makes it it's like a muscle relaxant so that you can take a pound in without feeling it so much. That's not true, is it?

Yes, that's the point of poppers. It gets you high. Johnny, have you done it? Yeah. Losing them right up. What? In Holland. In Holland, yeah.

I mean, the funny thing is there's going to be... What happens in Holland? What happens, yeah, what goes on in Holland. is there's going to be... What happens in Holland? What happens... What goes on in Holland? How many tulips could you fit up there? That's the real question everybody wants to know. I actually am... I'm still skeptical that Danny hasn't done them. I've never done poppers.

No, I've done many things, but I've never done poppers. You're in your hippie community. Yours was loose enough as is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exit only. You're like... Or entrance only. You're like, oh, it'll be looser and you're

like not possible here's the thing i have zero elasticity the moment that i can buy a drug at a gas station i go that's probably not a good drug yeah yeah that's true yeah yeah i go like i'm not doing drugs from gas stations so you're basically just huffing paint yeah it's paint thinner it's like yeah it's like some like it literally says on the thing It loosens your ass Poppers are like And RFK's had enough of that man He likes them tight That's RFK's problem They've been too tight

It says literally on the Bottle of it The Rush original It says solvent cleaner It's what it says on it Well it said there was one company that does like 80% of the popper business. Yeah. And they shut down without a trace.

He said these companies just like deleted their website and disappeared. You never heard of it. They got raided by the FDA. Well, they're literally like, we had a good run. I mean, all you're going to see though is- So you think it's a straight business, man. You're not thinking that when you go into the factory, it's just like gay playhouse? No, I don't think it's gay playhouse.

I think it's just like- I'm picturing a guy like, you you know he's stirring it because he's naked on like a swing upside down with a paintbrush just stirring no i i i think it's literally like one side of the factory makes four gallon jugs of this that go to hardware stores and the other side of the factory is getting put into the popper bottles that go to convenience stores yeah okay gas stations and shit but like all you're gonna. I wasn't actually thinking that for the record. I know, I know. You're going to see just tons of gay people.

Hardware stores are just going to be noticing this crazy influx of gay shoppers at your local fucking hardware store. You sell this in smaller? What do you need a fucking four milliliters? A guy that's definitely not done any manual labor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really, just very fashionable people

showing up buying four gallon drums of solvent cleaner. You go, does this come in smaller containers potentially? You go, no. It's like, I mean, if you got to- Doing some work around the house? Yeah, doing some work around the house. Oh, I'm doing some work.

You could say that. You could say that. It's going to be like people just like fucking taking it home and just putting it In little bottles Okay so Danny thinks It's a It's a legitimate business Not a gay place

Gay erasure Do you also Yeah Yeah Do you also think There's a possibility That the guy who invented The popper solution

Was not happy That it was a gay thing He was just like Oh for sure You know what I mean Oh yeah It was a Wilford Brimley type What's that

The guy from the oatmeal He's just a real fucking man. He goes, you did it for what now? Shit's for stripping the side of a barn, and that's it. Real Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve vibes from the guy who invented fucking solvent cleaner. Yeah, I'm not liking it. That I know for sure.

You know what I mean? You can think that there's a scenario where the guy's just at the thing being like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Super Rush Black Label. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah, they're not liking it.

Yeah. What's our number one customer? What the? Sir. The Lord. We've discovered a new market for our shopping cleaners. Sir, you're walking out. We have to finish this meeting.

He's like, I need to go to church immediately. Yeah, not liking it. Not liking it, but they've gone ghost. So all the companies shut up shop overnight like they're a carnival moving to the next city over. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it sounds like they're federally banning it.

They said we had a good run. We had a good run. You had a good run, gays, but now you're going to have to take it like a real man. You take it on the chin. No solvents. You just take it. No muscle relaxants.

You just take all eight inches of it. Sorry, guys. Sorry. Yeah. So Danny, you've had your war on science for a while, right? I'm not happy with science. Yeah, and it's been funny because you sent me a clip that we've kind of, I mean, not to say that we actually necessarily know what we're talking about,

but we've just been going through all these science articles. I mean, we know it's bullshit and what's not bullshit. Our conclusion has been that this is a load of bullshit, right? Yeah, I mean, look. And then, sir. I was just going to say, this very much ties in with the whole like you know doge stuff and because a lot of these grants like with the whole uh you know like the student protests at columbia and then the u.s government essentially like yo we're we're we're removing 400 million dollars of federal grants from columbia

as a punishment for them like allowing all the encampments and stuff. So there was this crazy gravy train. The government was just handing out to these colleges hundreds of millions of dollars to do this quote-unquote science, right? There's not enough science to do. There just isn't. So then they're forced to do this bullshit. See, I'll go...

I would say that it's not that there's not that much science to do. There's infinite amount of science to do. But I would say that it's not that there's not that much science to do there's infinite amount of science to do but i would say that because of political reasons there's probably a there's probably a small margin of the science that's allowable to get the grants that's true but and also you probably have to divvy it up so you go oh the social science like they have to get a cut of this and you go what are they going to do they're going to go see uh our turtles gay yeah you know that's the stuff we're interested in and you go, we have to get

some of the money. The guy comes out and he was like, so the turtle's not gay but he's also not happy. Yeah, we tried using poppers on turtles

to make them gay. It didn't work. Well, we have bad news for me and the turtle. The experiment didn't work. It didn't work. And also the turtles had a rough day.

Let's just leave it at that. Yeah. So, but Danny sent me a video, and Peter Thiel apparently has been talking about the exact same thing. Yeah, science is bullshit. And he basically said, I think, I kind of watched the thing you sent, and his whole thing was he was uh saying it's like a total scam and he goes a lot of these sciences because his argument was that people he goes it's

very easy for people to be like the humanities are bullshit you know people are getting their basket weaving degree or whatever yeah but all the universities have kind of been able to say like yes but the what's the real stuff happens in the sciences. Yeah. And his argument is, no, no, no. They also are not happening there. No. It's just the same thing. You just don't know enough. The same, you know, if a guy came to you and he was like...

Like, I'm not saying zero stuff is happening. I'm just saying the proportion of, like, a new drug discovery relative to the amount of total science going on is... Well, like, Eric Weinstein was saying that he was like, you know, he doesn't like the, like, string theories become very stagnant and it's like, it's very, like, dogmatic and all this sort of stuff. And you could listen to it, and you're just like, maybe. I mean, I've yet to hear anybody tell me what it actually is. Right, yeah, exactly.

Like, the string theory thing is everybody goes, yeah, we don't even know what it is. The only string theory I know is the solo from Cold November Rain. Cheese string theory? Well, you know, you know cheese string theory theory I know is the solo from Cold November Rain. Cheese string theory? Well, you know cheese string theory. I know. That's the string theory that I know. Real nice solo right there. That's the string theory that I know.

To reiterate once again what the joke was. Really hammer it home. No, this is a hammer. A hammer on. But I just thought it was interesting that we've kind of been saying this forever and now people are starting to be in his argument was that he goes there's dogmaticness you can be too dogmatic and you can be too skeptical and he was like he was like obviously because you know people say that there's too much conspiracies or whatever and his argument was that it is possible that you know there's a level of like people being conspiracy minded and i don't believe anything

and i'm skeptical of everything that's bad but he was like in my mind that's much less of the problem he was like if you look right now he goes there's 10 trillion articles you know telling you how things are too conspiratorial and there's two are too skeptical and he was like there's very there's very little happening in the actual like science community where it's telling you that it's too uh dogmatic which is which is those are the two yeah there should at least be that like uh opposing force right essentially but again they're fucking getting paid and why would you question it they go there's this gravy train happening you go yeah start challenging it to your detriment yeah just like anything you go hey there's a bunch of money this is how you get it

this is the stuff you have to talk about and lo and behold people are incentivized by cash yeah i mean like the real science is probably being done in fucking taiwan or some shit in china whereas they because they don't have any of this nonsense like they're not yeah studying any of this stuff there how to make uh they're just making more fucking you know chips and stuff gpus and all that shit i make a just a chopstick that just making more fucking chips and stuff, GPUs and all that shit. I'm going to make just a chopstick that just has a fucking titanium. Motorized chopsticks?

You don't even have to move your fingers. Well, the reason I brought up science, period, is I was going to go the other way on this because finally they've done something that isn't so bad. They said, important health warning to women who don't have sex often.

The researchers found that females between the age of 20 and 59 who had sex less than once a week were at a 70 percent increase of death within five years i'm gonna say causation does not equal correlation here i have a that's yes what what do these ladies who are not having sex although you could also sort of put this in the progressive thing where you're like the scientists at harvard to decide that girls just need to slut it up sure i went the other way i was just like yeah are they gross possibly you're saying that yes you know super obese unhealthy women they're grumpy well but more importantly they're like yeah they're not having are they grumpy because they're not having sex they're not having sex they're grumpy that's a good question but also you're like yeah are these

very like like unfit women and they go yeah that's why they're so unhealthy i think you're probably right yeah that would that would be my guess here is that it's there's probably so we always discuss these things and you go it's always just the common sense answer that is probably likelihood is they're trying to figure out some sort of thing that just doesn't tell the truth yeah the truth is probably like you're like the yet the type of woman that has sex once a week is also the type of woman that like works out once a week at least exactly and this is probably like yeah they don't have sex a lot and they're also like very unhealthy whereas like the lazy sloth is like well they don't have sex they just eat fucking junk food and watch their

programs exactly their stories they like to watch their programs. Exactly. Their stories. They like to watch their stories. Exactly. And yeah, that's what's going on. That's my thought. Blood samples show these women at higher levels of a key protein linked to inflammation, which can cause damage to healthy cells, tissues, and organs. And then they said for men, this study.

Well, in years ago, the other way of why the science is absolutely retarded sometimes. I didn't know how to say that word. I know, right? This article said that men who have sex more were the opposite. They said, alarmingly, the reverse phenomenon was seen in men men with high sexual frequency were six times more likely to increase mortality than females what this is what it said in this one okay but then i was like this maybe it's like the stress of maintaining a roster maybe there's like a higher t component and then i found other articles by the same publication.

Daily Mail wrote an article saying that men, by this study, who have sex more, were more likely to have health problems. Then Daily Mail wrote the same article. Doctor reveals alarming reason why you should never go long periods without sex. Leading psychologist has raised concerns. Celibacy leads to an increased risk of depression anxiety blah blah so i'm i'm looking at this and i read them both over two times because i'm like this is saying the exact opposite thing i put them into chat gbt and ai and i go hey these articles are saying the opposite thing right and it goes you are correct yes you're correct what's the thing? And it was like basically, well, different studies maybe say different things.

And I go, well, what is the answer? And it said, it's more likely that more sex correlates with being healthier. Yeah. And more sex probably correlates with just being better fitness. Right. So to go back. You're talking about cardiovascular health. And you're like, yeah, you're probably like, that is a somewhat cardiovascular activity.

So to go back yes yeah just fucking hanging from the ceiling you're just like yeah i mean you're at the very least i'm doing stretches my legs behind my head it's like yoga at least minimum yoga yeah so anyways i think the i can't remember what i was gonna say i was gonna say something but uh the oh yeah that's what my conclusion was on top of the fact that they're doing dumb articles these scientists are getting paid millions of dollars oh yeah and then one study says have sex one said he says don't have sex.

Well, that's the sweet spot, because then you go, we don't even know. More science is required. We need more science. That's the thing. If two of them come to the same conclusion, they go, well, that's done then, isn't it?

I guess we figured that out, didn't we? I guess we solved that one. Fucking, we're going to be a bunch of poor losers who just figure everything out, huh? Whereas they want the answer that's the, please, sir, I need some more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go, hey.

Please, sir. Can I have some more money for science? Can we get some more USAID money, please, to figure out this conundrum? Yeah, definitely Oliver Twist scientists is exactly what they are. Big time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, they're fucking, I don't like what they're up to. And I thought that I might also add that Danny has kind of been somewhat right for the first time in your fucking miserable...

Your pathetic, miserable existence. How does it feel? Well, Danny's been like banging the drum about this whole Canada thing, saying how it's going to shake down. Is Alberta, you know, will start getting on board with this business? Yes. And then they'll secede. And they've started,

the articles have started rolling out. Meet the Canadians who are over the moon at the prospects of joining the US. And this is like a bunch of Alberta trucker guys. I mean, dude, I had six people in a row call into my show last night, who all Canadian. They were like, some were Ontario, some ontario some quebec some uh alberta

some british columbia and every single one of them were like yeah we're we're we're done i was doing i did it like and anecdotally i have a friend who's a realtor in ottawa and he's like things are so bad right now he's like i've never seen it like what does that mean in terms of the economy okay because the just the threat of the tariffs alongside just like i don't know if you saw there's a chart that's been going around which is basically like uh gdp growth for the last decade canada is like dead last canada's basically had a lost decade essentially yeah where they were like averaging like 0.5 gdp growth a year which it should be like you know three so they've essentially had like japanese style like lost decade like, you know, three. So they've essentially had like

Japanese style, like lost decade, where like, you know, you can't really make it back where they basically the decade was just a disaster. But so, you know, couple that with like, you know, like, if things are not going well, economically, period, now you have tariff threats or tariffs, which are essentially just like the uncertainty that they cause makes people like you know if you're looking to buy a home for example which is a major purchase you're like i might not be employed yeah right so i also might think that housing prices are going to go down i might think interest rates are going to go down as a result of you know them trying to stimulate the economy so then you just kind of are like i'm sitting on the sidelines and

if enough people do that it becomes this self-fulfilling prophecy where essentially like it's just bad shit after bad shit for the economy and then your prediction was that in alberta they'll say basically what these articles have started to say where it goes we want to be the 51st star on the flag declared albertan peter downing who was over the moon when Trump suggested it. They got a whole group going on, but here's the part that I would say aligns with Danny. He says, I'm not a proud Canadian, I'm a proud Albertan,

says Harvey52, and they've got this page. They're the new Quebec. Honestly, they have a big succession. Canada is like an abusive spouse. They just keep beating Alberta down. The rest of the country calls us traitors because we want a better future, blah blah yeah and they support the rest of the country like i didn't realize the extent and i don't really know why but like because you know the uh canada has like the the equalization payments thing where essentially like it's

like a sports league where the yeah the poor teams get paid out by the richer team yeah quebec gets 14 billion dollars a year i know why would they want to leave you guys are on welfare yeah like they're literally like a total welfare state alberta can i have some more some oliver twist over there absolutely but like alberta is saskatchewan are both zero i believe bc zero as well like basically all the rich provinces they're like yeah we just like you treat us like shit we have unfair representation in ottawa and then we're just paying all our yeah we just like you treat us like shit we have unfair representation in ottawa and then we're just paying all our money to just like support these frogs in fucking quebec i met a guy or i actually had a buddy because i did a zoom call with some of my friends

who were together and um one guy one of my buddies was like dude i'd be fucking sick if i just got like an american citizen she was kind of hyped up on it. Honestly, I think the polls are like grossly misrepresenting how many Canadians I was actually thinking about it yesterday where I'm like, I don't know if the move if you're, you know, the new Prime Minister Mark Carney is once this bubbles up is like, I almost think you want to have

like if you don't want this to happen, you have to do a referendum, but you do it now. Yeah, do it as soon as possible. Like you go, okay, we're doing this right now where like the the most animus towards the united states exists because if you do it now then you go look we had 25 not enough it wasn't even close wasn't even close we're not doing this again whereas if you wait two years it will happen uh yeah whereas like you almost need to do it now because because you can at least get you have the animosity you can get it out of the way the economic damage hasn't quite

been done yet whereas like if this goes on for two years and you do this two years from now like it's a good point you're even right about this so far so I would say that you're making a good idea I mean strategically like there might be some downside to doing it now I guess if they're just your polling's way off and there actually are more than

50% of people who want to do this then you go whoops i was fucking interim prime minister for two weeks it also is true that maybe this is just a small thing but it's growing which is true but yeah i mean the the crazy i definitely met some people that are like normal dudes these guys these are not like political operatives by any means just a normal guy with a job that was like the boomers who have like real Canadian boomers are doing fine because they all have houses they're doing fine

and they have a more quadrupled yeah and they have a like stronger Canadian identity because they grew up these bozos with 80% in their of their net worth

in real estate are doing fine yeah and they grew up in a Canada that had like a real like real identity whereas like the younger ones

are like I can never own a home the economy's in shambles like you know half of us can't have jobs and the boomers are kind of bill marring it by being like oh you guys aren't uh working hard yeah elbows up elbows up that was up to you too yeah exactly you guys are both yeah they're fucking me you're fucking me too i'm getting from both ends yeah from both ends and you're like yo you're like you're crazy taxes and doing all these crazy policies to inflate the fucking market so your house price can go up and blah blah blah

blah so yeah yeah so anyways i do understand it is dire in my opinion the love hate the crazy thing too is like i i go on twitter and i like follow you know i'll look at the comments on these conversations and the amount of like people who are literally in the canadian armed forces who are wanting this who that would be like the last people you'd expect disagree you think so no because they're kind of like there's probably a lot of like right-wing bros and i guess but you think you're like the whole point of like going to a you know in my opinion is like you know a military is like they literally break you down and make you like this subservient person to your nation and these are the people

who are the most like kind of yeah let's do this they probably like trump in the fucking military well they like i guess they like trump but they're just still you would think at least the military i wouldn't put the paul i understand the point you're making i wouldn't have thought i would that does not surprise me okay that doesn't surprise me that's the type of guy i'd expect yeah probably yeah i don't know well they're fighting back so these are the things they're doing to fight back and they just always make me laugh it's one of those things when like i was it's kind of funny when it always just like feels like um it's not badass yeah when they're just like well let's see how you do without maple syrup you know but they did uh

this is trump's feeling the burn on this one a little bit because the canadian cafe uh goes viral for their trump sandwich that includes so they're selling a trump sandwich this is just a straight up canadian humiliation ritual that's going on right now so it's the main tell them what's in the sandwich ryan the main ingredients bologna you guys full of bologna And then it has a bit of Russian dressing So a bit of Russian dressing Because of the Putin stuff Best part is you go

Hey how does the sandwich taste Tastes like shit Sold any Nope They have all this bologna rotting in the fridge though That we paid for So that's sort of fighting back And then the other thing is

They're paying Canadians are paying to violently smash portraits Of trump and musk so they have a trump musk and jd vance rage room and if i found out one of my buddies went to a rage room to go like you take that donald yeah fucking cheeto i mean the funny part is generally the people going to these rage rooms can't swing a hammer hard enough to break the glass. But the irony, Ryan. The irony. So anyways, yeah, Danny's been pretty on point. So you're slowly becoming the resident expert on this stuff because I feel like you've been pretty bang on with a few big predictions.

Yeah, I think so. And my predictions are my outlook is not positive. No. Especially with Mark Carney now. And he's like, I'm not even going to talk to Trump until. Dude, they're is not positive. No. Especially with Mark Carney now. And he's like, I'm not even going to talk to Trump until... Dude, they're talking about joining the EU. I saw that. Are you fucking out of your minds?

First off, the EU is an economic shithole. You're like, why are you talking about that step backwards? That is like literally cutting off your nose to spite your face. You're like, that is such a step backwards. Like, yeah, I guess some people are like, I guess i could live in spain now it's like nobody works there let's join bricks yeah like literally that'll be like the next thing when the eu is like well our charter kind of says you have to be european so you know you guys are across the atlantic that doesn't really count so uh i guess you could join bricks be this to do a double c

thing that sounds cool you know what i thought with uh with all the tesla stuff where because you know how the guy you know was getting arrested for uh you know spray painting all the teslas and they made it a terrorist they arrested a guy here for just like well there's a there's a big protest going outside right here doing a swastika in the dust of the the guy did a swastika in a dust of a jewish tesla owner no new york city and the rest of the guy really yeah well i was thinking like you should be able to tesla's a little getting bud lighted yeah so imagine bud light and tesla come together to form the bud light car i feel like that could break people's brains if you did the bud light the bud

light tesla like truck fucking shane gillills is buying a fucking yacht that's true but uh it was i also thought we talked about this a bit last week but there was just a part of this that was because a lot of people i i saw a lot of people having this conversation the kind of that we had about whether it's good you know the people getting deported and this and that and then there was it was interesting because they were like oh this guy's getting charged with terrorism for you know he's not getting charged smashing no smashing a tesla oh smashing the tesla window and then basically the argument is people are saying it's vandalism and then other people were like well why wasn't it also vandalism when someone uh drove their bike over the pride flag and like george flied floyd way or whatever you

know what i mean so and but then the argument was like it's that old thing where whatever law you make will always be used against you absolutely like literally the patriot act back in the day eventually got used on like uh you know kind of like pro-american like patriots you know what i mean and then they were like okay we're gonna arrest people for like hate crimes for any time they know, if someone burns a rainbow flag or whatever, we're going to call that a hate crime. And then now it's kind of... They're like, oh, we can do that? It's going the other way.

It's like, how about you smash a Tesla window? That's a hate crime. And it always kind of... Yeah, it just gets used against you. I mean, as far as I understand, the people who did deface the George Floyd, who were doing donuts, I think they did get in some sort of...

That's my point, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's kind of... Because some of the, you know, people will... The people that are... And I feel like I'm probably maybe the... Remember when we were in... You know, hopefully there's some other people,

but I'm just like, yeah, I think all of... Probably all of it seems like a lot. Like if a guy... Yeah, agreed. Remember when we were in D.C.? Like right after, like in 2021 or 2022, and we were riding the Lime scooters, and they were geo locked

so just the wind in our hair down the pride flag just pride flag capes on just me and danny and matching pride capes on holding hands yeah we were holding one hand leather hand remember it was geo locked you couldn't go into george floyd that was so funny it was like literally like your lime scooter just died it just died the moment you entered george floyd square to keep the scooters out runs out of breath yeah in solidarity with george floyd st george yeah it was uh that was wild but apparently that stuff was happening where yeah guy does the donuts on the pride and they yeah you know they call it uh i guess it was more like hate crime than terrorism i don't think they're getting people for necessarily hate crimes i still think they're just getting them for no they're taking a common vandal no

but the right wing version of a like going to jail for hate crime is you know is right yeah yeah is defacing a pride mural or whatever like doing donuts on the pride sidewalk yeah yeah yeah i agree no i think it's it's it's crazy but i still stand by my thing with the whole like because i was talking to kurt about it yesterday and like yeah like the green card like everybody's just like you know the people who are opposed to this they're like yeah green card holder is the same as an american citizen i'm just like it's not you're not an american citizen it's just like you can not like it but it is well i've had that's another thing that I saw the, like some people were talking about, there's

this person who has a visa and they said there was like a lot, ton of articles being like this person came in on a visa and they're denying them and they're getting stopped by ICE and that's out of control. It is. And you're just like, well, they didn't have their visa. They were going to get it. And you're just like, dude, do you know how many friends I have? They're like, oh yeah, I can't go back right now because my visa is being processed like we all i mean the girl from

canada who got all that's a thing that like the girl from canada who i think you're referencing who she basically like wound up in an ice detention facility for 12 days which is crazy i will fully concede that it is crazy but she got denied a visa in vancouver right Like she was going into Seattle to do her visa. They denied her visa. And then she's like, oh, I'll fly to Tijuana, go into San Diego and see if they'll do it there. And they're just like,

they have records of all this. So when I was young, I had a visa from the band. And then since I had a visa, it was always hard to cross America because if you had a visa and now you no longer have one. Yeah, they assume you're working.

They're like, well, why'd you have a visa before and you're like oh i used to tour here and they were like so what the fuck are you doing this time pal right so if you got denied a visa or you try to do a visa or if you are if your visa's in flux you're like you everyone knows you're like stay whatever country you're in you are in yeah you're not going anywhere so there is but i mean there is some crazy stuff. Maybe we know a little bit more about this because we're Canadians. Apparently with the Venezuelan deportations or whatever, you know how they're like fucking rounding them all up and sending them to Seacott or whatever?

Yeah, he's getting swatted down by the judge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To come and mutumbo it. Unsuccessful, but apparently, and again, more info might come out, but apparently three Venezuelans who literally just had tattoos who were assumed they were just MS-13 because they just had tattoos, were just kind of snatched up. But again, they weren't citizens.

They were asylum seekers. That's like me at the airport. Every time, I think it's because of all my tattoos. Yeah. At the airport, I'm always getting MS-13 tattoos. I get those covered up. The skull, maybe? that'd be a funny like new new new kind of like i used to tell girls this skull was my grandmother's skull

and i didn't have ever seen you would be surprised how many people how do you feel about some sort of modern day jackass where we get you blacked out and then we just do like an ms-13 thing on your neck but like and then we're like oh we're late for the airport and then you show up the airport you just have an ms-13 you don't realize in your neck ryan gets fucking renditioned to el salvadorian prison i love it guys it was a joke there's a lot of mumbo jumbo going on anyways i have a whole bunch of other stuff to get to on the patreon.com slash the boys cast once again that is for the people out there patreon.com slash the boys cast be there or be square i just checked we're like 140 away from doing our next episode if you haven't

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