The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Politicians Love Crying

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

The boys are in the new studio and we talk about real men, based Fauci, Police Banned from Pride, Woke Caroon, Memorial Day, Asain Model Minority Article and more. As always sub to patreon.com/theboyscast for an extra episode every week.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead The Boyscast with Ryan Long, Daniel Polish-Chuck in the new studio for episode 69 Episode 69 69! Daniel Polish-Chuck is a known 69er Yeah, I was 69er always on top

I was saying like I've noticed that ass eating the premise of ass eating has been replaced with 69 I've never heard a comic do a 69 joke but you're doing your special you're doing your special shows as you call them Tom Segura has the big one about the on top 69

I guess that is the funny part have you ever done on top i have i did that once and i go this is weird the guy underneath your mom couldn't breathe it was a whole debacle so before we start the whole thing you know we've got a lot of a lot going on and we're still figuring out things in the studio as we go but i did want to do a tribute i think that someone died just well i just think we should do a tribute as the boys cast to all of the real men of our times. I want to do a tribute to Seth Rogen, Don Lemon,

Conan's sidekick, Andy Richter, Elliot Page, Lena Dunham, all the real men. You want to know something funny? My girl thought Don Lemon's name was Don Lamon. And I also want to give a special shout out to our mascot, Based Fauci,

who we have in studio today. The virus was made in a lab. You know, he's very based these days. How long... By the way, what country do you think this... The virus and this bobblehead made in the same country. Yeah, exactly.

Did you... I don't know if you saw the... Oh! Yeah, Manufacturing. I saw the Washington washington post article basically the funniest thing so the washington post in these places because all of them you know they're all carrying the they get to the the truth they eventually get to the truth nine years later yeah they're the little brother that's like hey i found something and you go yeah but you put it into the sand form oh yeah but he so if you look back to their old articles where they were talking about,

cause there'll be like, for example, they go, Oh, uh, these, these, uh,

senators are pushing this conspiracy theory. Right. And then they change it afterwards to like, they go back to their old articles for eight months later and they slightly modify it just so they can't get pwned i know that's like if someone had covered if you went back to your old like it's like if i went from facebook and you edited them to be like okay i'm bi not gay oh i was gonna say if you went all the gay porn i did and then put someone else you super yeah you superimposed a girl over the guy's dick

the guy with a girl just a fouchy just Do you think there's anyone that loves Fauci so much that they use that as a deal? Yes. Some really demented woman somewhere. He's very based, though. Somewhere deep in Brooklyn. Master for pussies. Based Fauci.

Yo, immigrants are gay. Based Fauci. Fauci, we're immigrants. That is true. I can't do personally a voice. Anyone who's been following the cast knows that I'm not an accent, man. Can we talk about Zionism for a second? Based Fauci.

He talks like a broken dude. Yeah, you think, oh, based Fauci's got an accent. He goes, hey, yo, the capital rioters are the real patriots. Hey, that would be so funny if he was like a Paisan. Based Fauci is a Paisan. Hey, Zionism's a real problem in this country. Based Fauci. Zionism's a real problem in this country based fauci zionism's the real virus zionism's a real virus hey yo hey yo uh based fauci uh ladies and gentlemen

third mic on the cast so before all this other stuff too i thought that I didn't tell you my losing my key story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I alluded that there was something. So me and Danny, we're fucking, we're partying until like, it was 3 a.m. right now, after shows or whatever. Danny's chick's there, like call him Tyrell, a bunch of people. Oh, that night is when you lost him. That night.

So we're there. Danny's chick's the reporter. I'm getting fucking messages like, heard you eat some pizza. I know. I told her. She's a fucking snitch. The reporter. I go, and she was like, she's like, I can't believe you snitched me out to Ryan.

I go, bro's my host. Snitched me out for what? Oh, the. I snitched her out to you. I'm getting messages. I'm getting messages like, how's the pizza? I go, I can't. I can't have a slice of pie.

You're a fucking rat. That are being reported back. So I go. My girl's a fucking rat. Yeah, she is give her a wheel of cheese wheel of cheese for her birthday i go back to my house and uh so what happens is my lock's so old so it wasn't working at all and then i kept telling my guy i go hey the lock's broken he goes just leave your door unlocked you should leave your door unlocked and i go i always leave doors unlocked but the main lock you can't get in there There's no buzzer in there.

Like the front door. Yeah, and there's only eight people that live in this building. I go, okay. So I leave my door unlocked. I get there. The lock's so old that it fucking turns over, and I can't get in. It just keeps spinning? No, no, no.

It like sprung out. The deadbolt just like accidentally like slid in. So it basically locked on its own. It had a mind of its own i start calling locksmith they're all like oh two three hours all this stuff right so at this point it's 3 45 i'm sitting in my doorway i go you know what i'm gonna get a hotel so i i just go and my point in my in my mind i'm like i'm gonna bill this to my fucking landlord i'm a little tuned yeah so i start walk i start walking i just google hotels you can't get

one on hotels.com because it's like uh 4m or whatever which is ridiculous because if you're at a bar or something and you're with a chick and you want a hotel like yeah i'm surprised that hotels are imagine you're in some town and you want to fucking party in a hotel that's exactly i guess maybe that's why they don't want you there right but with a fucking chick or something imagine two people that like, let's say you have a bunch of roommates and you go, you know what? Or are married.

Yeah. Or yeah. Yeah. I use that. Your words, not mine, my friend. I mean,

that's what I'm saying. I don't think like that, but people who are checking into fucking hotels at four in the morning, it's like, let's just be honest. I don't, I don't. You use prostitutes.

I don't think like that. Yeah. For example, if you want a prostitute. So I go to, so I went to three hotels in a row on East Village, and I get in a fight with them at the thing. Why didn't you just call me? Because you were at fucking your chick's house,

and it was 4.15 at this point. And after that, it was 5. Then it was 5. I mean, whatever. You might not even answer it. It was 5 a.m. I'm going to call you and be like, so I get to the hotel. Every hotel, I give them a different story. I'm gonna call you and be like you're so i i get to

the hotel every hotel i give them a different story i'm like you know what i mean i'm from out of town and i just got here i drove the other one i'm like uh my fucking house burned down i'm telling all sorts of whatever stories and then i get in a fight with the girl she's like well you can't check in she's like you can check in but you can't check in till six i go i know you have open rooms so you have open rooms what you're gonna send me out on the street and then i go well fine i'll just sit here in the lobby so i sat there in the lobby like trying to find another hotel it's almost like oh yeah they're they're like they have this weird gray area because you know you can't check into a hotel for 11 so it's like if you show up at 6 a.m they're like well you have to pay for yesterday well they wouldn't let

me pay they won't even let you do that they wouldn't let me pay for yesterday they're probably like we can't bill you for yesterday so then i go back to my house i start banging on the door a bunch yeah and fucking now it's 5 15 someone comes out they go because i'm trying to break it at this point i go i'll just break the fucking lock which i was not able to break the fucking lock finally well made finally found a lock oh then i'm like i start walking around i go maybe i just sleep in the subway maybe i waited out till the morning i sent my landlord an angry message, locked into my house. Help. You're a piece of shit.

Sorry. It wasn't, it wasn't like the first doors. It was just like your, your actual door. Yeah. And at one point I go, I guess I, you know, I'm sleeping on the streets. I fucking, some guy recognized me at some point in this too. And he was like, not the fucking time brother. He goes, yo, unless you work for fucking Marriott, not the time.

Things are not going good right now. So then I go back to my house. I finally find a locksmith. He goes, I can come in two hours. Now it's like five. So I basically call locksmith. He says he can come in two hours. Charge me whatever.

I think it was $9,000, the bill. Oh, I've had an emergency locksmith come in. I don't even know what it would be like at five. Yeah, yeah. The guy just saw me. He goes, you're just bend over now and I'll start getting hard over the next two hours I'll start fluffing my cock for ready to insert it now is 250 or something like that So I take a nap outside my door in like literally in my the apartment. I'm outside the door I just fall asleep and then the bodega guy at Like 530 or 6 or whatever whenever he starts his shift

comes down wakes me up like what's up and i go i'm just waiting for a thing blah blah and he goes well do you want to come you can come uh stay in the bodega i go i don't want to stay in the bodega he goes do you want some he come down like he's treating me like yeah yeah he's like he knows i'm going through rough times for sure and i'm just like leave me alone yeah you're like i'm just trying to sleep i'm drunk yeah so anyways i got into my house at 730 a.m. or some shit like that. And it was a fucking nightmare of all nightmares. Fucking. And then on top of that, I fucking wake up the next morning and I find out that the police

are banned from pride. What? Yeah. To make things go from bad to worse. Holy shit. Because allegedly it was our video. So they, because of the video we did now,

police are now banned from pride. So I want to apologize to all the cops out there. We're hoping to get down. All the cops that were hoping to get out there, swing their dick. Toronto was way ahead of the curve on that. I remember they banned them. Fucking they,

they banned black cops. They banned gay cops. Yeah. No, no, no, no. They didn't ban black cops

I think they did it's a real race war at the fucking pride it was like intersectionality and policing is like really like clashes

well they go oh you pansexual you better hate cops they go what what someone on my timeline posted they go

hey they go I know that bisexual and pansexuality are kind of the same thing so i'm more but i choose to say i'm this one because of this and it was a sort of inspirational post i go so you admit the whole thing's bullshit yeah you're like so i mean it's it's fashionable so your point is that they're exactly the same okay i but apparently what i heard and this is through the grapevine that the cops got banned at Pride because they kept

arresting people for being gay and they forgot that it was legal now oh they go hey we thought they thought it was the Stonewall Inn thing

all over again they go hey put your dick away pal hands behind your back and you go this is legal take that cop what was the actual reason

was there a reason other than just like cops are bad cops are bad yeah did you see and what about gay cops? Well, gay cops are out.

That's the thing. And I think there's a divide because some there's the problem is there's half the gay people are like, you know, I want to wear leather and walk my partner like a dog. Yeah. He's like half the people have pride. It's like a guy walking his fucking his boyfriend who's walking his boyfriend. Yeah. guy walking his fucking uh his boyfriend who's walking his boyfriend yeah and then their sons like yeah of course their sons carrying their uh their spare spare change of uh spandex yeah

like whatever the fucking just crazy yeah like if you're a 20 year old gay dude that wants to party sure sounds really fun right but i i think there's a lot of gay people there's like yeah i work at a bank you know what I mean? I'm a university professor. I'm the CEO of Apple. I'm not fucking. Imagine Tim Cook just whipping his cock around on a floor. Peter Thiel.

Yeah. Peter Thiel's just fucking at Pride, just doing the helicopter. He's docking with Peter Thiel and Tim tim cook just docking it's the world's most they're like is this how we do it world's most valuable dock right there yeah that is a valuable dock you know for every second in that dock they just made 10 million dollars oh probably but the little known fact that they they're so rich it wouldn't be worth them to pick up a dock on the street if they walked by it wouldn't be worth them to dock for a million dollars tim cook's so rich that it wouldn't be with him to wouldn't be worth his time to pull out his dick and dock for i wonder if he's the richest gay person in the world who

tim cook yeah i thought peter teal's probably the richest gay person i don't know he's the ceo of i know seth rogan's pretty rich who's your favorite rogan joe or seth who's your favorite rogan joe or seth they spell it differently though yeah it's different spelling um but do you remember in what do you remember pride so they used to do this thing where they would always say uh that they told like doug you know when the cops same with doug ford they were like we don't want you at pride and he was like oh no no he would go to his god no he was the one who was going i'm not going to pride every he goes he goes that weekend is the weekend i go to muskoka yeah so yeah sorry i'd love to come i would love to come but i just bought a six pack of mo dry you know it's so the beach you know it's so funny

too is the like everybody hates them but then the Leafs lost and they wouldn't the province of Ontario wouldn't allow fans in and they only allowed at the last because Montreal for game six had I saw that 2,500 fans and then people like you have to let the Leafs have fans like for Christ's sake like they need it and then he's like sorry no best we could do is like 500 health care workers and he tried to be a hero and then everybody they lost and people are just like fuck this they're like if he hadn't lost yet for the re-election all these people are fucking they think that they can just do a app these politicians let me tell you they think these fauci politicians are the real crooks based fauci politicians are the real virus but the uh doug yeah he said every time he would Go to his cottage

And then he would Roast wieners Out of Out of spite For the gay pride parade He would He didn't even eat the wieners He didn't even just toss them

He would just put Two wieners On a thing Touching each other And then roast them And he would stare At his Instagram live stream Until they were charred

Yeah Well that would be then he was supporting black wieners and he doesn't support any wieners black wieners matter he was saying he doesn't even and then he was that's the thing he said he's so straight that he won't even eat a hot dog that's a quote but i just love that they're always like punishing the fucking uh they're punishing the politicians by being like you think you're coming to fucking pride and whipping your dick out you better whip your dick out somewhere else pal you can fucking

whip your dick out at a fucking bath house but Trudeau gets to go is it only police that are banned yeah and not the police like Sting can be there what about like firefighters I guess that's a staple for gay firefighters are a staple

Indian chiefs are allowed to go indian chiefs are more than well gay imams are allowed oh they're all the gay moms they can have i was loving have you seen i think someone posted on twitter yesterday but uh all these companies that they're like their twitter avatar is like pride yeah or whatever amazing but then there's like the middle East version and they're all unchanged. It's like if the funniest thing is if their social media manager were to accidentally change the Middle East one to the pride band for Middle East. And yeah, they're like, you just cost us a billion dollars. That's so funny.

Nobody's ever buying our product. I guess you do the same thing where you're like, oh, I'm gay to everyone in your life. And then when you go home with your parents, all of a sudden're fucking hey i'm danny the aero polis joke yeah don't mind my avatar just a straight man playing with the dreidel yeah that that i mean that's one of those things that even i was saying that in terms of like safe comedy even my favorite kind yeah my yeah exactly yo safe dude i don't know if they have that in america where like hood dudes call shit safe you remember the era where it was like yo safe dog i think they do yeah safe that means like sick sick yeah when i was growing

up but the uh the safe this it's even the fucking farthest left people if you make a thing saying corporations care too much about you know they pretend to care about their movements which is why it's so funny that the corporations kowtow to all this because honest to god everyone including fucking woke people are like fucking corporations trying to get involved in our movement and like so who are you who are you supporting and it's like so the best was the i think you had do you have it in this the raytheon uh i have what's yeah raytheon's the best one by far oh no no yeah i thought you had it in the notes yeah the raytheon was like the raytheon pride they're like you guys basically make defense you're like a defense contractor like you've been responsible

for the deaths of so many people like Like it's fine that you exist, but like keep your bullshit to yourself. Keep your bullshit to your fucking self. Yeah. Like I guess they have gay employees. Like maybe that's what it's for. And this is what, uh,

there was this fucking blues clues thing. Right. And it's one of those things where, uh, fucking, you know, they almost do it just to like rub it in conservatives' faces. You want to pull it up? I have the web.

Well, I'm going to put it on. We don't have a way to get your computer into the microphone, so I'll probably just have to hold it up. But this is the thing. They fucking make this blues glue song. And then, you know, people go, oh, my God, this is amazing. And I saw people that are 35 posting. This is fucking incredible. It brought a tear to my eye. And you go, is for you exactly you're right this children's cartoons thing is

for fucking you yeah that's who this is for and to go hey conservatives fuck you yeah you don't yeah it's that thing where it goes you can't watch blues it's like remember with the coke and pepsi stuff or whatever yeah yeah it's like where you can't drink coke anymore it's like you can't drink or you can't watch blues clues guess what blues clues isn't for you ted cruz hey ted cruz why don't you go watch paw patrol you piece of shit yeah you're done you're done fucking cruz but it's for you and you know what i was thinking it kind of is with all this stuff because memorial day happened which I didn't know. I'm still learning which holidays matter because you know how Thanksgiving is like not that big a deal in Canada.

You find out it's a big deal. And then Christmas is like less of a big deal here than Thanksgiving's almost bigger. Well, in terms of the, yeah, because like they're going home for the family. You hear that a lot. People are like, yeah, I went home for Thanksgiving. I'm not going home for Christmas. Right. So I'm figuring out.

We have all these bullshit holidays where you go, oh, it's a Monday off, but no one cares. And then so Memorial Day apparently is a real one because I was making business phone calls. I'm doing business, too, but not in style. Doing business. Well, I'm just naturally doing business 24-7. You know what I mean? No days off. No days off.

I'm not taking a day off for some troop. But then everyone's like, oh, I'm busy doing holiday shit. I I'm not here I'm not taking a day off for some troop but then you know everyone's like oh I'm busy doing holiday shit I go oh okay this is a real one but the it was funny watching

the conservatives with their troops and see sketch ones for what yeah they're they're conservatives

with their sketch troops so basically gays to the liberals is like the troops to conservatives and it used to be homeless people like remember Starbucks when they basically made say hey we're only going to do stuff for a refugee Basically, gays to the liberals is like the troops to conservatives. And it used to be homeless people. Remember Starbucks?

When they basically made, say, hey, we're only going to do stuff for refugees. Refugees and veterans was sort of the same thing. We fucking love that. Refugees. I want a refugee in my mouth right now. Every coffee is going to be a refugee. Yeah, it's going to be. We're going to give one penny to the refugees.

To a caravan. It's to to give one penny to the refugees. To a caravan. To a caravan coming over the border. For every penny you spend at Starbucks, we're giving money to a caravan coming over the border. And then basically they got in trouble for that. I don't know what trouble it is, but basically their stock went down and people were like, fuck off, you know, that kind of thing, right?

And then Starbucks the next day, they go, what if we give a penny to the troops and then they they said well a penny for the refugees but also a penny for the true are we good yeah and yeah it's funny because it's like the troops are kind of the reason why a lot of these people are refugees well also like if the troops just stayed at home and left us alone we wouldn't be refugees and also funny is that it used to be don't ask don't tell um if you're gay in the army right uh it was don't ask don't tell if you're gay in the army now it's don't ask don't tell if you support your country at the gay club yes right yeah it's gone full circle like if you're a troop it's probably a little don't ask don't't tell. Imagine a bunch of gay dudes hanging out.

You know what I mean? Like you're in the army spitting into the cum bucket. And then and then, yeah, one guy's like, you know, guys, I just want to say everything we have is for this country and the troops. Everyone goes, what the fuck are you doing? You keep that, you know, it's fine. You think that's like it's basically it's like if you're gay, it's a cop. Don't don't ask. Don't tell.

Yeah. So so it's now don't ask. don't tell if you're a troop, but I kind of, so, you know, you saw Kamala Harris. Yeah. You got to say it right. You know? Yeah. Kamala.

Kamala. Kamala. Kamala Harris, which again, there was a chick. She was getting mad. Brown girl said, everyone said her name wrong. She was blasting off the city is full of racists. They won't learn your name. I go, first of all, every time I get into an Uber, they go, Ryan.

Yeah. Also, I have a hard name. It's like some names are hard because you're not from, your name's not in English. And people speak differently. No one's, I've heard your name get said wrong 12,000 times. 90% of the time. Yeah. Some people call you Tranny.

Some people call you Janny. Janny. Some people call you. F Yeah. Some people call you Tranny. Some people call you Janny. Janny. Some people call you Fanny. Some people call you Fanny, Polish Chuck. They get Polish Chuck. They nail every single time. But with the troop thing, Kamala Harris, which was, I don't know if it was a fuck you or whatever, but she goes, have a happy weekend.

But she didn't mention the troops right cardinals she was oh no she wasn't in the army so she meant yeah she just said happy she just said happy so and okay so listen i get if you support the troops and i get everyone that was you know it was sound the alarms like gotcha you know what i mean you fucked up is the equivalent of someone get caught being racist they're like you fucked up kamala i mean imagine if trump said happy weekend everybody i agreed so i get the the outrage you know what i mean i get they go that's our thing and you fucked up right no every every single person posts i saw everyone with the trump this is a real president the whole thing but the point that i'm making i go it's like they call you racist right

like if you're a liberal these people all day long they go you're a fucking racist you're like the devil and you're like this person doesn't support the troops and i go if you're if you live in new york or where we grew up i don't know a troop i don't i don't i don't know a single troop i don't know anyone that's in the army. You don't know. There's some comics. If you go, but for the most part, if you go to any liberal, like they're saying to conservatives, they go, you're racist. And they're going, what?

No, I'm not. If you go to most fucking liberals in New York or whatever, and you go, hey, you don't support the troops. They'd go, fuck troops. Like they don't give a shit. Oh, the liberals. Yeah, they don't give a shit. They're like, yeah, because they're like, they're the ones who are bombing all these fucking countries and you go

yeah they think that yeah it was just this weird thing where they're like ha got her she doesn't care about the troops and everyone's like none of us care about the troops yeah i mean it's not good when it's coming from politicians busted i get that yeah and there's this line that they all have to think but i go for probably a 30 of the country is like, yeah, that's what we think. But if you go someone's racist, 99.9% of the country goes, well, I'm not fucking racist. If you go, they don't care about the troops. Most people are like, the fuck are you talking troops? Oh, no.

But it's like they think they have a gotcha. But I'm like, no one cares. Yeah, nobody cares. Like, you think there's anyone that isn't like fucking Republican that goes, holy shit, Kamala, you fucked up. Yeah, you fucked up. And she goes, yeah. No one cares. But also, like, no matter what she said.

If she said Happy Memorial Day, people would be like, that's it? You're just saying Happy Memorial Day? It's like, some people don't have a Happy Memorial Day. But this is a jerk-off session. No matter how I said the fucking, this video I'm about to play is for them. This is for them yeah this is for them to like yeah you know you go they don't care no this isn't a gotcha you're not switching this is for you to be like isn't she bad like to your friends yeah she don't even care about our

thing and there was a viral video and they go they went to a college campus and it kind of went viral and i was like students don't care about memorial day and it was like they're willing to cancel memorial day and you're like yeah that's what they think yeah that's literally what they think but it was like it's one thing catching them in some hypocrisy like i don't know i think it is funny when you get people like there was this guy that he was raising money for hamas and he goes to the campuses and he was raising money for hamas right that's funny but this video where it's like they want to cancel memorial day it would be the equivalent of going and it's like raising money for Palestine like it was like yeah yeah that's that's the side they're on you know what I mean that's what I said I tweeted that I

was like how long until fucking I stand with Hamas is trending yeah yeah yeah it's like that was funny they got kids and he was saying he was saying pretty funny things he goes like you know and we we just uh we're raising money for the bombs and the suicide bombers and she was like that right you really get into it. And he's like, I don't know, but I do support. Do you know how expensive a vest is? That's what he makes. A suicide vest is $1,200.

Buddy, the beard cream? Our budget, the terrorist budget alone on beard cream. On beard balm? And we have to buy these little kids that we fuck. They aren't cheap, my friend. My friend, actually, they are there. Are we going to hear this Blue's Clues thing or what? Yeah, so that's what I thought where I go, it's like they're living in such different worlds.

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Hurrah! Hurrah! What? Two mommies. They mean like, you know, like it's an Egyptian family. And they have their relatives. Hurrah. So they have their, it's not bad, right?

It's a catchy jingle. And it just goes through nine different things. But what do we got this time? Family's got two daddies. Right? Honestly, you know what the hardest thing is like I'm listening Like if you don't live in a metropolitan

Like city Yeah Nobody's This scenario doesn't exist right Right Like if you live in just like Any sort of small town It's because

Oh hold on we missed one Sorry I gotta Okay Oh that was a good one hold on Parade Oh this is very good Sorry, I got to... Okay. Oh, that was a good one. Hold on. Parade! Oh, this is very good. So the third one.

There's nine of them, by the way. Hurrah! So this one's two non-binary dads. So we're at the third one. We're at two non-binary dads. These are the most insane edge cases because you're like, sure it exists, but you're like, okay, so do every possible

scenario. We got four by four. Trans members of this family love each other so proudly. Two non-binary dads, trans dad. By the way, it doesn't really fit that good. Trans members of this family! Yeah, you're right. If you live in fucking anywhere else, you go, no, there's not a family with two non-binary dads.

But also like. Number five. So these are. I don't know what choose your family means. So it's like you can choose your family. Now we go. This is my dad. Like you could say this is my daddy.

I guess he's like a gay couple where you go. This is my friend. This is my daddy. Like you could say this, my daddy, I guess. He's like, like a gay couple where you go, this, uh, this is my friend. This is my daddy. Like, remember like raising number five. Ace buy and pan. So you have like a dad, pan dad, uh, by mom. I would, yeah. Like I would literally let my five-year-old watch Eddie Mervin Delirious before I let them watch this. Just for the questions.

Yeah, you'd have to explain what all these nonsense is. Because the whole thing is, whenever you're around kids, the parents, the kids will ask a question. They give them the most simple answer because they don't want to have to explain. Well, that's why schools should be doing this, Daniel. You should learn day one. They should be like, hey, this is how to spell. This is what non-binary is. Here's some hardcore pornography to watch. So number eight was a family of kings and queens.

Two non-binary kings. Anyway, this goes on for, oh, nine by nine. Hold on. We'll get to nine by nine. Marching nine by nine. Hurrah. Hurrah. Oh. Marching nine by nine Hurrah Hurrah So they ran out of things So now

They ran out of things After two They were like Two dads Two moms Two non-binary dads Now they're like Without a

Non-binary dad And a gay mom Hurrah Hurrah And then there's just Every combination And they're like A pansexual mom And a gay grandpa Hurrah Hurrah And then there's just every combination yeah like a pansexual mom and a gay grandpa it's like the song is four hours yeah a pansexual mom and a gay dad if you if i if i didn't know

i would be like someone on 4chan made that that's a thing right you'd be like that's a 4chan troll like someone on 4chan made that that's a thing right you'd be like that's a 4chan troll really funny like but the most important thing i go it's like i'll tell you who this isn't for children it's like you may you got this is a this is grown-ups patting themselves on the back and you go yeah sure we're in our 30s and like we're barely hanging on to figuring this out like you know this is just moving so fast it's like we're struggling to figure this out my dad is gay my second dad's gay my third dad is pan i'll go marching this family has 12 dads in their pan i feel like the gay thing too because like obviously like there's a real like remember like because gays were obviously like really persecuted people for a long time but like by you yeah okay yeah but it seems like it's become like weed you know

like you know people who are like legalizing weed was their whole identity and then weed's legal and then weed's still their identity and that's a pretty good analogy and you're like yeah you're not like nobody's you're being left alone it's the the Seth Rogen like, oh, I'm sorry. You can't handle a bad boy. Yeah, and you're like, but you're like, look, it's like nobody's really discriminating. The devil has entered the chat. You're not being discriminated against anymore. Yeah. Like, like there aren't, like if you want people to be discriminated, you need to like

get your weed and you show up to like a nursery and blow it in the kids' faces and you go, oh, you don't like weed? Yeah. And you, and they go we just you know not you know here and you go oh I'm a persecuted for my intake it's almost like the analogy for my medication yeah it's almost like it's the weed

and then they're like okay weed legal and they go okay well what about mushrooms mushrooms are a drug and they go okay yeah we could talk about it what about heroin yeah they ought to be a heroin guy and that's essentially it's like they like, gay people are left alone. Yeah, they're fine. Okay, what about nine pansexual dads and the kids adopted?

Obviously, there is some stigma if you have some like crazy parents and they don't want to kill you, but. Fucking Brooklyn Stoner. Maybe chairs are racist. Is pop homophobic? have you ever thought that like that uh that we're all just specs a gay did you ever just look up in the sky think we're all just specs specs a gay there are two genders based come on based fauci's up to his old fucking tricks i was kind of saying i was doing this joke a bit on stage but the idea that if you look at uh

um because america i've been saying like america but obviously it's uh obviously it's one half of america but the idea of if you like americans made gay marriage legal like 10 years ago or whatever the fuck it was and they're already you know it took them two years to be fuck russia won't even have gay people on their you know on their olympic ceremony and look at this country is not not even letting people be gay and you go this was you like four years ago and now you're just like look they won't be trying like gay be a marriage was legal here 10 years ago and i said it's like the guy who used to be he got he was a fucking drunk drug addict and he came and threw

smashed the party and tried to fuck your girlfriend and did all this stuff and then he's sober and he's like you guys are born again christians yeah you guys are still drinking huh and you go this was you yesterday yeah it's the born again it's like the most obnoxious type of the and i'm like we never cared when i was fucking two years old no one cared if anyone was gay no it was legitimately we were this always i don't give a shit yeah yeah but it's uh then they're like and you go but yeah but it was not legal for gay people to get married here here that's what they had to come on the like underground uh train yeah it was an underground train to fucking canada like harriet buttman the underground railroad of gays to canada to get married yeah but i know you said this before but you go uh it's the weed thing and it's like it, it's kind of that thing where you see people now, the politicians, and they go, I just want to stand up for equality.

And you go, oh, good. No one's doing that. Yeah, for sure. You know what? Finally, someone is. I think that it's just about time. It's about time. You go, oh, okay.

Yeah. Like, you know, there'll be, I don't know what the most backward state for like weed is like mississippi like there will be a scenario where there's one state left and they go all right i guess if all 49 other states are making a legal you know they go man that's so brave of you like to finally come around on this you fucking idiot like i just want to say the guy comes out and he goes i have an announcement to make in weed my official stance is you gotta you guys announce him he's a fucking little button it goes it's the one and only snoop dogg yeah until they announced the weed's finally legal i'd say that out of all the people in the pandemic white women's stock dropped the most in terms of like kind of you shouldn't like a little tough to make fun of 2016 like to you i mean this isn't a

hot take i'm saying right now but my point is uh whose other stocks do you think dropped like the most stock dropped white women during the pandemic. They're the opposite of AMC. Asians are probably AMC in terms of the victim status. Who do you think went up the most? Oh, AMC, like the company. Jews went down. Jews stock went down. But Jews, yeah, Jews are generally trading low.

That was ironic. Jews stock going down. Yeah, yeah. But Jews stock went down. Not the ones we had. Blacks probably went up. Asians went up a little bit. Asians went up.

Asians had quite the glow up, as they would say. Dude, if you're a white chick that's over 40, you could never talk to another manager again for the rest of your life. I know. Legitimately, you could order food and a fucking severed head comes on your plate. Yeah, and you go, oh, Karen over there.

A severed head with just feces covered on it. The chef's giving you the middle fingers, and you got to be like, can I have some seasoning, please? Can you pass the ketchup? Is it possible? Can I get some tobacco on my feces head? The problem is you can complain,

but you have to go find out what the race of the person you're complaining about. I think you're still a Karen. Dude, imagine if you're a white woman getting stabbed right now. My mom, if you go even like my mom's at a restaurant she's not gonna follow the rule yeah you go you care and she's gonna be like what no i ordered this a certain way i don't give a shit no i mean they are right that moms like to call my mom's into that too she likes to send stuff back and i was always kind of like my going to my going to dinner

with my parents i mean you've been with me i i'm not routinely but i would daniel but you that's because you're like you have like a 90 year old jew inside of you no i don't want fuck i don't go to a restaurant and pay money and then the cold food and ryan's just like i'll just eat the ryan my chick when we were in miami we went to the taco place she even a little bit was like those two send a lot of food bad no my girl sends a lot of shit bad. Yeah, but you guys get your like, the fifth meal, you're like,

I guess it's finally time to eat. The sun's gone down by this point. They literally brought me a fucking ice cold burrito. What, I just have to eat it? Because I don't want to fucking think that. Ice cold. It was cold in the middle.

Danny orders a fucking, you know, chips and salsa and he's sending them back because he thought the chips were cut too small. Never in a million years he's like oh

was this the end of the bag I need to send this back but my dad the most annoying thing actually is my girl always orders this one drink she orders like a fucking skinny margarita

and they never make it right so I'm like she's constantly sending this drink back it's a nightmare of a human being Waldo's like that but again

it's like she ordered it and they go okay just say you can't make it if you have very very specific tastes i think one you just got to accept your shit's coming wrong or to order the very simplest thing on the menu these people aren't you know you're not a you're not paying a thousand dollars for something you're ordering but it's like you know you go somewhere where it's like this drink's 15 and they bring you the wrong she's like yeah i don't want this well but after the ninth time, how many times do you have to get fooled? It's not like the same guy.

I get if you're going to the same restaurant with the same guy and you go, really, Jim? The ninth time you're going to screw this up? But you're starting from scratch every restaurant. So it's like, who's fault? Take some personal accountability for your people. You, your mom. I'll be like, we'll get two some you sometimes your mom i'll be like i will get two of the drinks and then they'll bring them both wrong and then i'll be like i'll

just keep mine i don't send mine back i don't say it's a you know what is the number one bad trait that people that are rude to waiters and waitresses no that's different that's not being rude no you call them bucko every time no no i i tip you go hey bucko i'm never fucking that is like no you use condescending uh adjectives or whatever you call those you go boy hello boy boy i'd like a new drink i'd like a new drink it's actually a woman too yeah you go i call boy pal like all those sort of things hey pal hey boss hey chief yeah exactly danny goes through all the fucking adjectives he goes hey i ordered a taco all the dad adjectives hey senor hey senorita we uh he snaps his fingers he does the whole fucking thing that was actually the best thing

about in china as my friend was telling me or like when i was there it was like their culture don't get based fauci started he might get started. You're speaking my language. No, he will like this. Of Fauci, okay. They're like rude to waiters, but it's how it is. Yeah. You snap at them and like... Really? If you need a waiter at a restaurant, you literally in Mandarin, you go, waiter!

What? Yeah. Why? That's how their system is. That's bizarre. I mean, it works well. I can't argue with it works well I say toots and babe always but if a white woman right now is getting stabbed by a I bet you there is that would be the best

she should be so lucky and then you call 911 and you go I'm getting stabbed there's a few operators that are like okay Karen oh Karen we got a Karen on our hands and you go, I'm getting stabbed. There's a few operators that are like, okay, Karen. Oh, Karen. We got a Karen on our hands. I'm sure you fucking are.

So in Canada, Canada hour, I got to get a soundboard coming in the studio for sure. We're going to get more cameras. We're getting a fucking soundboard. We're going to get a new audio rig. I've been doing research. I'm talking.

I'm chitting. I'm chatting with people that have different things. Beer keg mini fridge. Beer keg mini fridge. We'll have the hats on that have the beer that just comes through with the straw. I would like to do a... That'll be a good one. Yeah.

Anyways, I thought the look was good because the truth was it was a hard look because with the boys cast up, anyone that I talked to to it's like they went one of two ways they basically they would suggest you know they would give me ideas and it was just like skulls everywhere and like they made it look like a band like it looked like they were making fun of me yeah the way that people suggested a studio for me looked like they were making fun of me like someone was doing a parody of like i'm ryan long like what are you designing a crypt yeah so it was either that like i'm look at like i'm ryan long like what are you designing a crypt yeah so it was either that like i'm look at me i'm ryan long rock and roll like that was that's what the the just seemed like comically fucking rock and roll yeah which you know or it went the other way

where it's like like a frat like they go barstool where it's like oh the boy shit and i go you know dartboards and shit i don't want that you know I mean? Or the third option is like you go, they're trying to be like, oh, it's like a man thing. Like, and you have like a tool belt on the wall. Right, right. You got a man thing. And I go, I don't want, you know, any of that. So I fucking, I think I found a nice mix of, a nice mix of shit. Yeah.

I got the twins DVD. I ordered the bad boys two DVD. So I'm going to put that on the wall. And there's lots of different. Bad Boys. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, that's Dave Grohl on the drums and P, did he? P.

The jazz broadcaster. Right now, ladies and gentlemen, that was Fuck the World by ICP. And I think we had a cameo by Shaggy 2 Dope, who was on the backing vocals. And that was Violent J, ladies and gentlemen. We're cutting right now to Slipknot. Then we have Joey Jorgensen hitting the tin can right there. Remember the Eminem album where he had the little skits where he was ripping on ICP?

Oh, yeah, they had a whole feud going back and forth. Whereas him and them were having fun or whatever. I know. Oh, Violent J. It's like, dig it out. Well, that was a response to slim anus. Oh, I never heard that. If I do that, Dr. Drake can kiss me on my lips.

That was the lyrics. And he meant the anal lips. I don't know if you caught that under school reference. I'm not a fan of that white on white crime. Yeah, but in the Canada hour. So I don't know if you've seen this, but in which I'm sure you probably have. And people think that the politicians here cry a lot. Canada hour. So I don't know if you've seen this, but in which I'm sure you probably have, but the, so,

you know, and people think that the politicians here cry a lot, but what happened was, so they found, uh, like these grave sites for a bunch of, uh, native kids from a while ago.

Right. And it was one of those things where we've talked about this, but it's like every country has their, like the, you know, here it was like black people got the roughest. You, yeah if you if you the people i mean mexicans got absolutely a lot of people got a bad deal in america so oh i mean america is bad deal fucking nation but is what you said before where most of the countries that don't have people complaining it's like

yeah yeah guess where they are yeah they are they're just on a vacation yeah they're no longer able to how come you guys don't have like a group of people that uh you know is like saying they're yeah i think they just took a cruise or they learned or they learned what happened last time they complained yeah yeah those people took a cruise like you know yeah like like mexicans have been absolutely slaughtered in this country right okay by you by me yeah at the restaurant every time you go to rest on stage just the ones that heckle me yeah they got next destroyed danny takes off his fucking uh he takes off his rings he goes all right senor but the but the it's like you know and it's very popular for uh these politicians to come out and

you know talk about that stuff instead of the fact that your country's fucking locked down i mean it's a goal it's a golden ticket i got a golden golden ticket justin trudeau he literally comes out he goes honestly i don't even think we should be talking about the fact that the country is still locked down. Those weren't tears of sadness. Those were tears of joy. He goes, I'm getting reelected. That's what we like to call a slam dunk. And just like right now, the fact that you even bring up your business being closed.

I just want to. Oh, I'm sorry that you can't sell Alcohol right now I just want to say that the fact that your Cottage weekend is cancelled And you think that you're bringing that into my Intention So he cries and he Goes through every policy

You think that we should be talking about the fact That we're the number one spending country Per capita during the pandemic And we actually have the still longest lockdown. You know what? There are dead kids for 70 years ago. Canada's smugness like quotient has absolutely went real. Oh, it's crash crash.

Well, no, but like pre fucking. I thought I was just saying like the smugness in terms of. No, no. Like better, better than like, you know, we're the best country in the world, better than America, all that shit. And then especially when Trump was in and they're like, oh, look at you guys. And now it's like, all right, you guys are not even open. Yeah.

Fucking barely a country. Yeah. You're just killing fucking native kids. Just here, you know, dude, they're going to find so many more bodies, too. Yeah. So Jagmeet Singhh he basically came out next and then he goes you got those tears these are you want up them so trudeau came out and cried and then that like our basic jagmeet sings like the bernie sanders of canada kind of thing he

came out and he cried like harder and he goes justin trudeau didn't even care really he basically says he says justin trudeau is not doing enough and they're gonna have they're gonna literally go excavate everyone anywhere there's been a residential school they're gonna go excavate they're gonna find like the thing too is because like these are religious how do they how they're religious schools right how do the kids get killed like how did that happen like through neglect abuse like dude it's really bad yeah but it's a pretty common thing like in ireland and stuff they have they don't have residential schools but they had these like you know uh like not monasteries is the word but they're schools that are run by like priests and stuff

yeah and they had or or like you know run by nuns and they had this exact same thing where they went and they're like oh we're finding all these like mass graves of kids because it turns out like people who don't have sex are not gonna like raising children yeah and they were molesting them they were like molesting them they were like you know they would abuse them and like fucking they would be the you know they would act out and they were just like they were just killing kids and they were the same thing in canada so they're gonna they're gonna find a lot more it's gonna be a lot more coming there'll be a lot more tears coming let me tell you yeah there was a there's a show on netflix There was a whole debacle about it. I can't remember the name. But basically, it was a female black creator of the show, right?

So it was about slavery or whatever, right? Or whatever. Slavery or whatever. Jewish slavery? Yeah. Imagine you pitch the show about slavery, but in no way do you mention. You're just like, yeah, it's fucking which is the ups and downs of slaves and the hardships the slaves and then they finally see like the netflix sees the product yeah that would you know what

that could be a really funny sketch is is pitching fucking um a slavery sketch no no like like like in the 60s like the biggest movie whatever like uh exodus and it was like you know there's jewish slaves like leaving israel but like so you're like pitching it and you're like all right so it's about slaves yeah jewish slaves so who are the bad guys in this hear me out middle eastern people oh okay do you do you know do you agree with slavery then mr hollywood it's not really the story we're trying to tell uh right now but yeah yeah so and so it was kind of one of those things where you know my guess would be that no one no one knew how to you know deal with this and they just go yeah that sounds good but it the basically the a

lot of you know people of all races and every wing you know this wasn't even like a politicized thing people were kind of like this is just gore porn it was like you know it was just like an every episode it's like an hour of just like whipping and raping and you're like even you know everyone probably watching this even like if you're a black guy like why would i want to fucking watch this i mean they had that in the 90s like the only person that would want to watch this is like a white person that's just like i'm on the world i mean i remember it was alex haley's roots and like that was my roots was like that was fairly educational and it was on pbs in the 90s so yeah it was a lot but no it wasn't this no this was like you know passion of the christ kind of well you know those movies i actually watched a movie recently where they just like kept having these rape scenes

and you're just like i get what they were trying to do they're trying to be all like art it was like an art thing you know but you go i don't i'm sitting there watching it fucking move i don't want to watch rape for fucking an hour straight yeah it's like a half hour thing top so anyways it was like gore porn but there was a thing that i was kind of thinking because the basically the thing that was that's the thing too is like if you try and reprimand her you go yeah i don't know this might be a bit much for netflix and then she goes on this campaign of like yeah netflix is racist they're in a rock and a hard place but you know i just it's just like a weird phenomenon where you'd want it's you can acknowledge that it's kind of like

when when the video you know you heard someone died like they got murdered by a serial killer right yeah and you go i might want to watch a doc about the serial killer and i might like be like this is terrible and all that stuff but i'm like i don't need like a nine minute graphic reenactment like the photo of the fucking you know getting skull fucked by paul b Bernardo or whatever it was. The Richard Ramirez documentary, the Night Stalker one, they have like a lot of pretty crazy photos. Like, you know, they blur their face. I'll take a photo. Yeah, well, that's all they had at the time was crime scene photos.

But it's pretty. So it seems a lot. But everyone in Canada has been posting, you know, I'm a settler and I recognize that I shouldn't be here or whatever. And it's kind of all this thing where you go, then move. It was that thing where it's like. Not even then move. Then do anything. Right.

Like you don't even. Okay. Move is the nuclear option. Do one thing other than posting on Facebook. Right. Like, I mean, it's so trite because we're like, oh, it's like virtue signaling, but it's like do anything. I made this video for, I did another, like the blowjob machine videos.

Yeah. Yeah. anything i made this video uh for i did another like the blowjob machine videos yeah yeah that the auto blow and i i i didn't i couldn't think of anything forever so i was kind of like i don't know and then and then eventually i thought of something i was like fuck that's funny so i filmed it this week and me and danny actually filmed the sketch about a stuntman that i think is one of our in two weeks it's coming out i think that's like what's funniest one we've done in a fucking long time but the but the um this one was really making me laugh the idea was i said that i'm gonna give 200 to like a cause of your choice like you know whether that's whatever one you want you know what i mean and then uh but and then they go that's amazing and i go all you have to do is let us come to your house and you have sex with this blowjob machine and they'd be like well i want to do that and i was like so you like me an activist right up to the point where you have

to lift a finger and i had this one probably the funniest thing where i go oh this video is funny is i had a guy with his girlfriend and he was like super on board and basically he was like you know what i just we live so far and i go honestly not a problem i'm gonna call the uber right now and he's like just give me the address he goes i wouldn't want to put you out like that i go no skin off my back i go honestly i insist and he was essentially like borat or something like at their place now oh that's what i want i i honestly kind of knew that that wasn't going to happen the more the gag was them not doing it you know because originally i sort of thought i was like maybe if i get someone to their house and do something funny like that but i just love the guy he kept saying he kept being like to be honest I really like what you're

doing it's just we live so far and you know honestly we have an hour before that and I go honestly no problem we're sort of ahead of schedule so we'll follow you around it's like the auto blow is actually pretty good too oh you're saying they have an hour to yeah and I was like you know we'll follow you around we'll follow you around for an hour and then maybe go to your house after that and he go, I insist. Well, I said you could do it wherever you want. I go, we can just do the audio. But I literally walked away from that interview.

Just burst out laughing. How old was the couple? Whatever, 28 or something like that. He's probably in the fucking doghouse for that. She goes, are you crazy? Yeah, that was killing me. And then before we leave, I thought, you send me this article that was that was killing me and then before we leave i thought you sent me this article that was kind of going around and i yeah yeah you i thought it was so funny because it's just the basically the idea is myth asian america the myth asian americans are all are

actually a model minority yeah and the article is charts the dismantle the trope that asians are a model american and it's like 10 reasons asians aren't good literally like you might as well have a thing where it's like uh oh here's uh five reasons why jews don't run the media like they're like we don't all stereotypes, they're wrong. Yeah, it really is. It's so funny. All the Nobel Prize they got, this is lies. Jews are actually fucking stupid. Yeah, they were stupid and we suck.

Yeah, a lot of people say that Jews have a media, but here, these Jews are fucking, they don't barely work. They barely have a job. This was, it was NPR. NPR. And it was, you want to talk in the npr voice it's by an asian and it's the funny thing is like i'm a victim well not even that is yeah like you're a victim of your success i guess you don't want to well they're saying we're actually crappy yeah they're

like take some of the shine off of us we don't need this yeah well but it's a similar thing that the jews did where like jews were people were like, Hey, what about all this stuff? And they go, Oh, no, you know, that's yeah. There's, there's, there are real Irish people that still that like ones I know that'll kind of be like, actually Irish have been treated the worst in America.

And you go, yeah, good luck with that. Good luck. You go, whether that is true or not, good luck with your pursuit to make that common. It's like me with my Jewish slavery narrative

yeah yeah it's the same thing and you go Irish people weren't even allowed to work and you go yeah just keep posting that like me go to a black person

black solidarity be like man I was a slave too just a couple of slaves a couple of former slaves what songs do you know what were the Jewish hymns like

cha-ching cha-ching I dream it was all about like making money in the future What were the Jewish hymns like? Cha-ching, cha-ching. It was all about making money in the future. Basically. Down, down by the bank. Down by the bank, children. Raise your hand and raise the interest rate i wonder is there is there going to be a reckoning of every race usury usury usury this is so funny the Jewish slavery hymns

so the article goes smart hardworking nice those are some of the adjectives that respondents offered up in a recent poll

when asked to describe Asian Americans these fucking bigots despicable despicable absolutely what does base fauci have to say about that it's actually black people that's hitting the asians base fauci base fauci needs to get a grip on himself over here i'm he's based out he's gonna get fired yeah i read Yeah. I read a fucking post from, I don't know.

Some probably some, it was like retweeted from some shit. I don't even know. But it said, apparently there's like a document that outlined that there's going to be a, one of these ringleaders that take in the fall. So it's like, they basically made Fauci say all their bullshit for fucking year and lie for

everyone. And then now they're going to, now that the kind of thing is wrapping up and they got all their stuff, they're going to be like, Fauci is a liar and let Fauci, you know know let people be mad at fauci so maybe that's what's going on what are the odds that fauci is in jail before trump that'd be amazing if something happens like fauci's on trial yeah that would be funny imagine the fucking shit base fauci would say if he was on trial he starts talking about percentage of populations oh come on fauci myth asian americans

are a single monolithic group currently more than 22 million people of asian descent live in the u.s making up approximately seven percent of the nation's popularity population so this argument is essentially we say asian but really there's tons of groups of asian and some of those asian groups are doing bad now do all the other groups you think yeah all your things are stupid of course it's like yes yes all of your things are stupid black people aren't all one fucking monolithic group like we just said in canada the ones that fucking immigrated from like you know uh carib caribbeans or whatever it's a fucking very different thing irish people aren't the same as russian people

you go yeah you're right not even that filipinos aren't the same as chinese people no fucking shit not even like to that yeah yeah to that extent all your things are wrong i remember like i got down some weird rabbit hole on twitter about something with nigeria i can't know i can't remember what country porn was no no no this is like some article nigerian dudes nigerian dudes but like whatever article borders nigeria it's like nigerians fucking hate these people like like the people who like you wouldn't love people uh whatever country borders nigeria they're both african they're two african countries yeah right where you know they would just be black people in america yeah whatever and you're like these two people india you even think are so similar they are we could not be less similar yeah i mean i will say there is something to be said about

when irish people and scottish people are like we're so different you go yeah i mean okay again it's like the same thing has been pakistan chinese and pakistan and uh pakistan and india are like you don't even understand how different we are you And you go, don't care. Yeah. I will say with them is actually like Russian and Yugoslavians being like, you don't even get, we're like a different breed. And you go no, no, that's like Russians and like Ukrainians go. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I meant to say, actually. But yeah, it is. And you go, it's just one of those things where it's like they're, they're dismantling like their whole fucking framework of everything because like it doesn't suit them right now. And again, it's like they're they're dismantling like their whole fucking framework of everything because like it doesn't suit them right now and again it's like you know the idea of like an asian like yeah we have to break everything up into manageable parts because we track stuff and how you want to make you want like a census and there's 80 000 things on it and you go you know

what yeah let's break everyone up and then break them up all by the actual countries they're from then break them up uh by their wealth class then break them up by uh their gender and then you oh you know what you're actually back to just a guy now it's like yeah let's everyone break everyone up by all of their different groups until you're back to just people but also imagine if you're trying to use this data somehow and you're like yeah this is terrible data because it's just doesn't help. No. Well, currently. So then they go myth.

Myth number one. Asian. Oh, that is myth number two. Asian Americans are high earning and well educated. Busted. Do you think myth busters? Do you think myth busters would be in trouble if they busted the myth that Asians have money? The funniest thing is to go.

OK, so they're well educated. Busted. Explain this further. Well, Filipinos aren't doing so well and you go what like like that's the thing is like they have they basically have to pick certain groups yeah yeah well that's exactly what they're doing yeah they're like oh asians are so great filipinos are bombing a fucking poor filipinos like thanks i guess yeah yeah but that can some myth uh today on myth busters we're busting the myth of whether asians are educated busted there's fucking none of them are some are dumb or poor take that racist yeah in your face racist what are you in the fuck take that klansman

but like what's the impetus of this article? Just like, hey, you know what? Well, we're a victim class. Yeah, we're getting outside. We're being pushed into the realm of white people. We'd like to be back to this. Yeah, we don't want to be in fucking white people. It's like how women are trying to...

Yeah, exactly. It's all of them, everyone. They found themselves in the wrong side of it. They found themselves in the wrong club. And then they go, these economic disparities are partially driven by similar disparities in education levels among Asian Americans. The highest earning groups, Indian American and Taiwanese American households also have the highest level of education, while the lowest earning groups have comparatively lower levels of education. You know, really fascinating study here of just you know it's like actually this

group uh has uh when you know more college educations this group's this and you go okay yeah white people in detroit stupid like you go pick a pick a fucking some butt fuck nowhere white hick town and you go myth that white people fucking you know have money more money on average and you go look at cletus good good good reference yeah there's different you know it's like did you guys not know that there was yeah there's different indian people too like not different indian people different like types of brown people and different types of black people's like are you just finding this out where you go you know there's different types asians you go yeah uh yeah we we actually did know that

and you go well you shouldn't clump them all together and i'm like yeah that wasn't us we're not we're not the ones trying to clump people together and then they go myth american asian americans immigrate to the u.s in the right way myth they're illegal there's a ocean in between that might have something to do with it no but the myth is that they're not illegal. Oh. There's tons of illegal immigrants. I mean, there's way less from Asia. Oh, well, they went to the numbers. So I got the numbers and they go, basically, Mexico, 51% are unauthorized.

That's what they're calling it now. And then China and a bunch of other places around like 4% are illegal. So you're like, well, yeah, but it's still kind of in line with most of the other places. And there's also... You have to fly into them. Yeah, but exactly. So you don't just come over the border 100%. And there's also another thing that different groups immigrate differently. Like I know some people in Canada that had someone that was illegal,

but usually it's their grandmother. Do you know what I mean? So they fly their grandmother in, but they pay for her. Yeah, literally my grandmother has a helper, this lady, and she's not here legally. But there's a lot of people that come in. There's a difference between a guy like us coming in illegally and staying then like someone bringing their grandmother to live in their house and paying for everything

oh of course it's just a different thing in terms of i mean there's also tons of guys like us who are here i remember like the first week i was here i met someone who was from canada and he's like he just came down here works at like a bar and he's like yeah i just like can't it was pretty crazy because you get fucking he's like you get banned for life from that shit well that's why he's saying he's like i can't go back to canada whenever i want to see my family i bring them here because you'll get a 10-year ban if you ever leave yeah but but it's weird yeah he just eventually he's gonna get busted for something no well canadian ice canadian ice comes in the right hockey not even that but so what you just want to never leave leave America for the rest of your life?

I think that's kind of whack, too. But I mean, that's what you're doing if you want to stay in America. I understand if you're from somewhere in Central America that's like 30% unemployment, but from Canada? It seems a little weird. That's a lie, yeah. Well, they said, myth, Asian Americans face less systematic racism and discrimination. Since the, oh, I'll just, okay, there you go. Myth, Asian Americans face less systematic racism and discrimination since the... Oh, I'll just... Okay, they go, the Asian American...

I'm going to have to say this sentence about the Asian. They go, the Asian American community has the highest proportion of immigrants of any ethnic or racial group in the United States. Yet, Asian Americans are often overlooked in debates about immigration reform. They're not getting yelled at enough. Yeah, they're not getting yelled at enough. Yeah, they're not getting yelled at enough. They're not getting yelled at enough. They always talk about it, Mexicans, but they don't talk about

all the Chinese people. So they should start so then I can complain about it. Isn't that kind of what they're saying? Essentially. They never call us illegal so they should start so then I can be mad

that they're doing it. Right. Yeah. Well, they go, myth that they've faced less discrimination since the coronavirus pandemic, hate crimes and violence among.

And by the way, no one that we know that's Asian would be on board with this. No, they're it's like shot. It's tokenism shit. Yeah, it's all tokenism. Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm sure the blogger class, if you're whatever race you are, would be on board with this. But since the coronavirus pandemic started, hate crimes and violence against Asian Americans

have increased. I saw one of the videos. And again, based Fauci has something to say about who's doing them. But have you ever watched any of the videos of like the Asian women getting beat up and shit in New York? Just the compilations.

I haven't seen just like the individual. You watch compilations. I just see the best of to the final countdown it's the fun yeah but no they're fucked yeah it's crazy it's it's literally like it's like a guy you know kind of like a fucking black dude that's like 45 you know i'm sure it's just like i don't know if homeless would be the right word but like something mentally ill you know something and then there's a fucking asian lady that's like 60 and he walks up and just punches her in the face san francisco was like 80 it's wild and he stabbed one and he stabbed a guy too like he stabbed this like old asian lady

in like the back yeah so i don't you know i can never know what the truth is for percentages and stuff like that because you'll never it's impossible to get where you go is this happening more or am i seeing it more like i'm i think it is happening but you never it's very hard to tell because their argument here is that um so in i mean the most misleading statistics will be like it's up four thousand percent or something and then it's up like from two to eight. Oh, I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Or like,

or whatever today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever it is, but there'll be like, it's a 400%. You're like,

that's crazy. And they're like, yeah, it's up from two to eight. Yeah. So they said in April, a study conducted said 32% of Asian adults, um,

a greater percentage than any other group feared that someone might threaten or physically attack them. So that's, again, that's not a stat at all. All that means is they're afraid. And you go, I mean, well, if it's, if it's not, if it's rational, if they are getting attacked way. So that's, again, that's not a stat at all. All that means is they're afraid and you go, well, if it's rational,

if they are getting attacked way more than that's rational, if they're not getting attacked way more, then that's because the media has told them that you can't leave your house without getting punched. I mean, my mother is afraid of getting attacked. Yeah. There's no reason for it. So being afraid isn't really evidence for anything.

No, like she doesn't know anyone that's been attacked. She still is afraid of it. And then the last one is myth. Asian Americans are fairly unrepresented in leadership positions, which I actually do believe that one. Yeah, that you can see. Yeah, that's true. So that is, it's like most Asian Americans are doing well,

but it's a different job. Sort of like the same way girls are, you know what I mean? That it's a fucking thousand times easier to be a girl. I've been talking about how every girl... I, by the way, disagree. I think it's way harder to be a girl. I just want to change my opinion, and I think that being a girl is probably harder than being a Jew in 1942.

Definitely harder than being a Jewish slave. Still being a woman in America right now. It's at least on par at the very... I'd way rather be a Jew in 42. At the very least, it's at least on par at the very way rather be of june 42 it's at least at the very least it's on par yeah but they um they all all women basically uh they i was saying that like chicks will be you know into bernie sanders until it comes to fixing shit then they're rush limbaugh like overnight immediately you know because i call the task rabbit and it's like you hire a guy to like fix your stuff for you and the girl's just disgusted just looking at you like you're not even a man not even a man this ryan he's not even a man

not a man a wm so but i was saying see you want you want this stuff you say you want but no girl here wants to do construction you don't want to fix it no girls in fucking new york they want to be activists and i go to be honest it's really the same thing because female construction workers and female activists mostly just hold the sign it is true funny yeah i was honestly gonna say that i'm like i've only ever seen them holding the sign the female construction workers and activists both do the same thing. You're just holding the sign. One says, you know, that's good. Yeah.

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