The Boyscast with Ryan Long - PRETENDING TO BE RICH TO GET LAID

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

This time we talk about Germany's farm animal vaccine campaigns, reality stars selling farts in jars, salt daddies and comedians being prescribed as trauma medicine. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 year of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs buyraycon.com/boyscast - Exclusive deals up to 20% off LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever The Boys Cast, we're back, we're black, we're wearing black We are wearing black, does that make us black? That might make you black I've been blacked Danny, that's your favorite site? Black.org? It's actually a different one too, it's not the main, it's not the original one.org it's actually a different one too it's not the main

it's not the original one it's Sean King's website that's where I get all my apparel from we're off to a start here we actually sort of have bad news though because Dr. Fauci based Fauci well it depends on what side of the aisle you fall on

it depends on where you fall in the aisle actually no it actually doesn't because for the people who on one side side, they go, fucking Fauci. And then the other side, they go, fucking Fauci. Yeah, fucking Fauci. He's got himself in a bit of a de Blasio situation. Well, this is what he says. Is that if you look at the children who are hospitalized, many of them are hospitalized with COVID as opposed to because of COVID.

So what Fauci's been doing is watching Breitbart.com. Fauci's been just jerking off and mainlining Alex Jones' show. I can't even believe that's fair. That's like super based Fauci. That's Fauci straight up being like lab leak 100%. This was like done by the Chinese. I actually did do the dog thing that everyone's talking about it was at the bathhouses all the things that you think happened oh yeah

yeah he's like fucking just all the the beagles with the sand this is it is funny the level villain turn the level that like when they come out like things like that that they've been denying for two years where you go for two years they go this is craziness you know because everyone was making the joke like a guy goes in with a car crash and they said it's a covid death right and he was like these are crazy these conspiracies then he nonchalant just sort of says it and then moves on for sure you have to almost respect the level that they don't care what people think well their their whole thing is they go well we weren't sure before but you're like you were you just are only kind of being like But you're like, you were.

You just are only kind of being like now. You're like, well, we're in a bit of a bind. It's the person when they're chick, like you break up and then they say that they were friends. You were like worried. The guy that you were worried about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That she'd been working for for two years. And you go, yeah, you saw you on the phone being like, you hang up. You hang up first.

And you've been like, that's the guy. She goes, what? That's crazy. And then the next time she sees you, it's just like, yeah, I just like went to maybe with her in together. It's like, and you're like, like I was saying. And you go, first and you've been like that's the guy she goes what that's crazy and then the next time she sees you it's just like yeah i just like went to maybe with her in together it's like and you're like like i was saying and you go wow what did you say that i don't even notice yeah they play it off like it's not there's no big deal at all and on top of that cnn came out and cnn which again i guess cnn's been watching fox news and they said no yeah well they see their fucking ratings

and they're just like... They look at Fox News ratings and go, that'd be nice. They look at our podcast and they go, maybe we'll keep it up. Do you think the stouter ever puts on the bow tie and does a Tucker Carlson impression? He does sort of a role play

with his wife where he pretends to be Tucker and she's having sex with her and she goes oh you're fucking four million people watching you right now he has a wife is he gay i thought so people are gonna people can fact check this he's a big boy i just feel like you said wife and then i feel like the comments all of a sudden people are like ah excuse me well he's i think he might i know don Tucker. I know Don Lamont is gay. Don Lamont's gay. Don Lamont's gay. He goes, so CNN came out with their new article that they reposted, or that other people were reposting, but they posted the original saying that some people might,

it's a hot piece of information that might affect you specifically, but weight apparently does now play a factor in whether or not you're more likely to be hospitalized in COVID. So a contrary to what people have been saying for years, if you are 800 pounds overweight, this is breaking news. I mean, also though,

two and a half years in their defense, they should, they could also, you know, have a article that just says, if you're 800 pounds, you're fucked. You don't have enough time to not be 800 pounds.

But yeah, just the fact that this is like two years in hot fucking piece of info i know like every fucking person who is like not basically like get paid by the cdc mouthpiece kind of thing it's like hey like just go for a walk yeah well also it's been every other thing in history of world you go yeah you're definitely more likely to get all these other diseases if you're 800 pounds overweight pretty pretty cut and dry stuff we are that we all know this is they were like do you think that they're one of their doctors had a eureka moment and he came in and he was like holy shit guys i think we've been wrong about something it turns out according to my research if you're mad gravely overweight you're more likely and the guys like they're like yeah we know yeah we know remember i told you just don't say it we all know remember when i told you i was watching that uh

60 minutes or whatever and they're like we're gonna meet all the people who have like all these people have died of covid and they're like interviewing like some some woman and she's talking about her husband who passed away and it's like sad you know she's like and then they show a picture of him huge and then they go through the whole thing every single one of them they had a montage of big boys they did like a 15 minute like you know piece about here but their their like message was hey this is serious watch out all people right like all people this is fucking serious and then you watch and you go yeah these are all like like these aren't even people who are like like have a few extra they They were all 300-plus pound men and women.

Mobility scooters in every photo. And doesn't even come up in the segment. I don't imagine it. They go, there's one thing that these people all have in common. They're human. And you go, that's it? Is that the only thing? Yeah, they were doing sort of an Einhorn Fingal

where he was looking at the 800 pound people he was at the funeral for a kova guy as they had to dig a bigger grave because they couldn't get the coffin in they go they go the custom coffin business was doing really well and then they go what the fuck wait a second well the the better one is this so is the washington post article but basically because a lot of people aren't i guess the like hip-hop vaccine campaigns weren't working that good the yo yo yo get vaxxed yo if you fax that ass up fax that ass up oh you know there's like some like fucking 60 year old like white boomerang chick being like i can't believe vax that ass up didn't work yeah i'm fucking pissed right live it well what happened now is they have an even better

uh tactic so germany has in they germany's been known for their sort of good ideas right That asset didn't work. Yeah, I'm fucking pissed, right? Living. Well, what happened now is they have an even better tactic. So Germany has been known for their sort of good ideas, right? Germany's lit. Basically, Germany's COVID stuff's been wild, right? And they're very... You ever see all people posting pretty often that their post got taken down just in Germany? Yeah, well, Germany has a specific...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Twitter. on twitter like yeah yeah twitter twitter basically takes your thing down and go we'd love to keep it yeah it's germany but germany yeah dorsey's like what body you know what i mean but we're all living under germany so what they did was and this was their government came up with this they go they took sheep and sheep and goats joined Germany's coronavirus vaccine drive. So they got sheep involved, forming the shape of a 330-foot syringe. So legitimately, the German government contracted – Gino Visconti and Messi were eating this just having a fucking affair, right? Oh, my God. on they go they basically and then not one person at any point was like listen like if people don't like the vaccine this is kind of what they say they call people sheep so they had all the sheep and then they put them in the form of a syringe yeah and they said aerial photos uh of uh a field

in stupid german name south of hamburg on Monday, shows the livestock perfectly arranged to create a roughly 330-foot display. The shepherd, another stupid German name, Wickbay-Schmid-Cockhan, told local media that bread was used to lure all the animals into positions. Not one single person

while they're doing, like, be like the sheep campaign. The only thing I'll say with Germany is Germany has this, or the German language has this thing where their words are like super weird and sometimes they'll mean so maybe like for them like sheep is like like the bad boy yeah it's like bad boy who doesn't listen to government well they've there's they had to go through with the thing put put it out there yeah then then they said the sheep are such likable animals

so that's one of the reasons that's the thing right they don't they don't really they just do what they're told so maybe the sheep could get the message over better so they're saying that like you know they weren't having as good a luck with all the vaccine campaigns with the raps and stuff like that but they said i've got it sheep are likable according to the association maybe they just don't have that term in germany i'm sure they did that and then someone was like hey uh just so you know do you know the connotation of this and they go wait what do you mean yeah how do they not oh i don't i don't know how they're not but this is fucking one of like literally the people were calling everyone sheep you go you know it'll get them to finally get this injection a syringe made of sheep you know

it's kind of uh yeah that was one of the things i go, like, I had to, you have to like read that. I had to search that article. You have to search it three times. Yeah, you do. This is a prank. I've been getting into that a few times. This is like 4chan bought a fucking farm. Yeah.

Like they do the whole thing. You know, they're all on 4chan being like, we're buying a farm in Germany. Like they, we bought, we funded 600 sheep. You know what the problem with a lot of their vaccine sort of campaigns or whatever is? I was thinking of this in Canada too, right? Because you go, there's zero people that are super, super like liberal kind of people that haven't got the vaccine yet. Right. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So all those people, but all of their things are geared towards them. Yeah. So it's all these like very feminine, like, you know what I mean? Like all like all the good chicks well they're the ones in charge and they only know how to speak to themselves they only know how to speak to themselves it's like if you actually but you go all of the people in two years is there anyone that's like hasn't got the message yet so if you wanted to get people what they really would be you know they're doing this a little bit to the black campaign can be uh community and it's not working that good and this probably wouldn't work that good either but at least be better

if they tried to say like you know they got a guy he goes there's three things i like in this world my guns my vaccine and my chewing tobacco slips in vaccine he goes my gun america chewing tobacco my vaccine yeah what was that third thing you said you loved? He goes, gun, chewing tobacco. We like guns. We like America. We like vaccines.

We like this. They sort of skip over it. But that's because all of the people that they're speaking to already have it. So it's like they're just throwing money down the toilet, which just seems like they sort of want to. Yeah, they got lots of that money. And they said, we're in this together globally. You and the sheep. And they said, we they said we're in this together globally you and the sheep they said we have to get and we have to get out of this together they wrote an email to the

washington post this is the sheep people adding that sheep syringe display was one that he hoped would appeal to people on emotional level yeah she anger yeah yeah the people who were but it really does feel like that one you go you gotta be messing with people also how are you the dumbest motherfucker on earth where you watch this sheep thing in the end of 2021

early 2022 you go you know what sold sold I was on the fence and then I saw you guys managed to get all those sheep working together and then I thought you know what I need to work together with everybody and get this vaccine. Also, the booster campaigns are sort of a bad thing to be running in conjunction with the get your first one. Do you know what I mean? Because you sort of see it.

It's like, even if they did our campaign where they go, you know, if you want a vaccine, you love America, you love vaccines. Right. And they try. Not that that would work that good, but maybe something else. Like, you know, you don't even have to go so far you go i like you know just a normal guy that's like he beats up a guy in a bar fixes truck gets the booster they're kind of like you know like how rug stores are always going out of business because they just have so many rugs right but they lie that's what they need maybe need to try is to go hang on we're running out we're running

out of vaccines this is the last of them they start trying that go, we're running out of vaccines. This is the last of them. They started trying that at first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're running out. This is the last of them. But that's the thing, because you see that and there's people go,

oh, maybe I would. Then you go, hey, now make sure you get your third one. You know what they kind of is, is that I was sort of thinking about it is like they're sort of selling you because, you know,

obviously not to go too far into stuff that's been talked about by us before, but like, you know, obviously the go too far into stuff that's been talked about by us before but like well you know obviously the the vaccine was sold to you like it works and then they keep sort of like lowering the thing or whatever yeah they're basically telling you now it's sort of like sun lotion yeah where it sort of works but you obviously need to keep reapplying yeah yeah but also don't get too much sun and they're saying so basically they're saying like johnson and johnson's like spf 10 and then yeah oh yeah there's various versions it's fucking crazy you see it not not to go off topic but

kind of but in quebec they you need a vaccine now to go buy uh alcohol that's a bad one yeah and that's a thing though well maybe what they're hoping is some of the people that are like smoking weed and then opening their eyes to the fact that they don't want to be a sheep. And then they go, if they don't give them their medicine and they snap out of the weed, they don't smoke weed for a little bit. They're like turning into literally like bad, they're turning into like kind of deadbeat-ish parents

kind of where they go, look, you don't take your vaccine, you don't get your weed. Yeah. Like what? That is what it is. And I don't care if you smoke it as long as I'm in the room. And no walking your dog after 10pm

that's where the COVID is and then they they had another there was like there was a bunch of crazy COVID ones oh and Canada they also

they had like they take all the like homeless people and they give them sort of like hotels sort of thing when they were doing that but then they dropped

like beer and smokes off at their place because they didn't want them to leave so they wanted to get their beer and smokes so they have to bring them beer and smoke sick yeah it's a good one canadian dream well someone's i hope there should be that'd be a funny thing for someone to do you'd get killed online but if you said if you did a whole like expose where you and your buddies like pretended to be homeless to get all the amenities it'd be

better if you lived in like a different country and you came through and then you go fuck you can i just i got a free stay can i propose something actually yeah you know how like on twitter every day there's like national sweater day i don't know if that's every day but yeah no no not every but every day there's a new thing well now they want that to be sheep day yeah whatever national sheep day there should be national that is your sweater you put your shit yeah or whatever like you know there's like national fucking egg day and you you. There should be national. Never heard of any of these. What are you talking about?

You never go on Twitter every day. They have like National. I've never heard of Egg Day or something like that. National Brotherhood. I'm not like, I'm just making them up. They go, National Sibling Day or whatever. I've heard of Sibling Day. You know Sibling Day?

Not a real thing. I'm on board now. Okay, you're back on board. We're on board. There should be National Conspiracy Day. And everyone gets to. Where you fucking just shout out your conspiracy friends. Sort of like the purge, but for conspiracy. Who have been saying all this stuff for two years and now it's really

like i was thinking of the people like give them a props for the ones they got right like i've been thinking about in canada all the people who are like yeah they're gonna like it's gonna be fucking we're going to a third lockdown and they were saying that in like june yeah you know and they're like and everybody's like you're nuts the vaccine you're fucking crazy no but everybody was like you're fucking get out of society blah blah and now they're just like dead right on like all of these things and everybody's still just like yeah you're fucking crazy yeah go like they're not getting anything the problem is i think a lot of the dead right well they've moved on to the next one right so there's always a place where the thing just keeps moving and whenever they're right about one they're they always move on to the next one so

they never get their props. They get to do a little bit of a victory lap, but no one cares. I know, but it's just, yeah, nobody fucking. Because they go, I was right. And I go, okay. I mean, this Ontario lockdown is, I was saying, is the most like red pilled I'd seen. Like just so many. That's what you're saying.

Rando comedians. Not rando, but like comedians we know from Canada. Randos. From Canada who are all of a sudden being like wait a minute like in the third yeah they were happy the lockdown of 2022 is the one where they go what the well i was already if have i been light they're not even like i've been lied to they go have i been lied to yeah yeah yeah it's a question that they're now asking themselves yeah if if new york did, I'm fucking on a fucking plane to Miami

within the snap of a finger. I'm the hell out of this hellhole. They're not locking down. No, because they know. They heard the news that I'd be out of here, man. They don't want that on their fucking conscience. But there is some serious stuff this week, of course. But more importantly, the hot story of the week

that Danny is actually sort of a bad thing for him. But the New York Post, this woman who was on The Real World, I believe, and she has been a reality TV show. And she made 50 grand a week selling her farts online. So which is annoying because Danny is now losing 50 grand a week. No, there's fucking plenty of pie for everybody. Well, that's the thing. Plenty of fart pie for everybody. You were sort of selling your farts online for a little bit, right?

I was giving them away. You were sort of doing it as a charity thing, as an NFT. No, that was just a lie. Someone came in and caught me farting in a jar, and I go, what are you doing? Oh, I sell these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. No, no, no, no, I sell these.

Why are you doing it in my jars? Well, we've never... Supply chain issues. I couldn't get any jars. Our group of friends has never really been that big of like a farts for laughs guys. No. In your relationship, you sort of decided that you're going to be, you know, Terrence and Phillip.

Yeah, yeah. Pretty much. He's a girlfriend of Terrence and Phillip. Pretty much. The clumps. The clumps. And we have our own line of jars. But, so I've never been a big, like, you know,

fart and not be able to laugh kind of guy. Have you ever been a big, like, buying farts on, do you think she's like Belle Delphine was like losing money on the bathwater because all of a sudden she had this competitor come in with the fart jars? Well, the reality star is making waves on social media after letting it rip.

The New York Post loves their puns and their other things. After letting it rip, that she made more than 50 grand a week selling her flagellants to strangers. The hard part would be, it would be tough to date that girl, though. You know what I mean? By the way, I'm actually... She's at work at her job, feminist mom. Yeah, I don't know. This one seems so hard to believe that this is not see that's the thing man

you don't get what the world is right now yeah this is like actually par for the course i tried to explain to my girlfriend the other day how there's creepy guys you you know you want that for free people have you been paying for this but like i tried to explain that was a free yeah there's like creepy guys who like bought like you know you could wear a pair of like shoes running and they'll buy them as long as you just like oh definitely didn't clean them that's what they want yeah they want the dirty stuff it's all that sort of thing right but then that's what i'm saying like imagine you're fucking dating this girl and she sort of comes in and then on top of that all the guys there would any photo that got posted with you in it would they be like you don't deserve her like this guy's

getting freebies it's nuts yeah also getting that'd be so funny like you ordering the fart jars and then your girlfriend like opening your package and you coming home like do not open that what about a sketch of an unboxing oh an empty jar i'll just put uh i'll put some gum sketch we gotta open it and go swirl it around. Unboxing the fart jar is funny. Ooh, that's nice. What's that? Mahogany? Today we are doing an

unboxing here. You can actually taste the flatulence a little bit. Oh, gross. What is that? A fava bean that she ate? If you pay a little bit extra money and this, you know, it did take a little long to come, but, you know, I'm going to say it's worth the wait. Do you think the container, like, she seals them

so they make the pop like a new tennis ball? That's so funny. There's a pop. I hope so. How do you keep the fart in there? Well, I don't know. Yeah, you probably have to, like, you probably, like, with jam,

you, like, have to put them in boiling water or whatever so that all the air leaves. She should put them in a container that you pop. You walk into her kitchen, it's like, oh, you're making some preserves? She's like, no, I'm just sealing my farts in jars. The Pringles style. Once you pop, you just can't stop puking. So she said, I thought farts were going to be super niche.

So she's already thought of this before. But also something fun, quirky and different she's trying to make it sort of like she's a trailblazer you know what I mean she's told Buzzfeed of the particular past time she's doing the whole interview to her telling everyone about her farts right? and it's a fucking annoying self-fulfilling prophecy

because every time she probably does one of these things she probably sells like more yeah also probably like you ever think she's taking a shit and she just lets one rip and she goes yeah that's a waste literally just burned a thousand dollars she's gonna make it empowering at some point in the story for sure though too you have

to the only way you can be so humiliated farting in a jar to stop sexism because this is not just something that men could do this reminds me of remember the girl who was letting people take bong rips out of her asshole? Yeah, I know. She was like, it was the most empowering thing ever. Over the years, I've gotten quite a few messages from men and women

wanting to buy my worn bras, panties, and bathwater, and then hair. Also her hair. If someone buys your hair, they're going to kill you. Because that's one of the same things I always said. Classical music is one of those things. If a girl goes to a guy's house always said like classical music is one of those things like if you if a girl goes to a guy's house and he has classical music

playing in the background it's a little scary because that's killer's music yep that's a music that's a music for a killer but also so is

when people buying your hair that's so they can put on like a sex doll or something like that and they smell it while they're having sex with their flesh that or maybe they like

try and cast a spell if it's for the guys who are trying to get into some uh witchcraft they said they usually need a lock of hair the natural that's another one i've been talking about that on stage the witch stuff i've been um i've been getting pretty close but i i've been liking the idea that uh well i've been sort of talking about all the stuff we've been talking about but if you like a girl can ever get away with anything that's cute like you know all even the the even the stuff where it's like she's a witch but just trying cast spells to get jobs like oh maybe just spell your name on this resume and we'll do that but like the idea that you could go to any girl's house first time and she'd show you all her crystals and everything but if you go to a guy's house

and he's like a warlock like you can if you're a dude you can't have a pentagram pentagram on a first date i mean you're on if you're a dude with a't have a pentagram pentagram on a first date i mean you're honest if you're a dude with a fuck all that shit you're on like a special dating app you're not even on a regular well you have to be but some guys are just into that stuff they go i'm a warlock this and that but i mean those yes the type of guy that type of guy if he did get to a point where he's like crushing pussies probably be like yeah i probably don't need to do all this warlock stuff anymore yeah this was a better pastime when i didn't have girls yeah this pussy stuff's way better than warlock yeah you're a warlock and you're crushing it's because you're actually

just like are a pretty attractive guy well the natural gas manufacturer uh she said in a recent slip which she did referring to her as the natural new york post loves i'm telling you and i think they repurpose this from one of the crazy fucking UK tabloids, which make New York Post look like the Wall Street Journal. It depicts how she prepares for her breaking wind by eating beans, a protein muffin, a yogurt, hard-boiled eggs, and sometimes a protein shake. So sort of the same way a sumo wrestler might prepare.

Yeah. I'm working. She's like someone who trains for a fucking bodybuilding competition. You go, hey, you want to go out for wings? She goes, I can't eat wings. The thing is, if you were running a racket like this, why ever actually do the farts? Just get something that smells like farts and put a tiny bit in there,

and then there you go. Just make the jar smell like shit. She probably does that, just wipes a tiny bit of shit in there. Well, you go. Just make the jar smell like shit. She probably does that. Just wipes a tiny bit of shit in there. Well, if it's a clear jar, you'd see it. Well, maybe she has a way to do it. No, because she said she puts leaves in there to fucking wrap up. The real question is, does it still smell

like farts when you get it in the mail a week later? I don't know. You have to ask the happy customers. I feel like no. I think I've tapped into a huge market, she says, and there seems to be endless potential, she gushed. I'm grateful that. You have to ask the happy customers. I feel like no. I think I've tapped into a huge market, she says, and there seems to be endless potential, she gushed. I'm grateful that I'm able to entertain spark debates and discussion and open people's eyes to a different way of life.

So this is how she sort of made it empowering. She's like, listen, I'm not just farting in a jar. There's more to this. I'm opening everyone's eyes to a whole new world. Farts in jars today, tomorrow So this is what the world's come to Danny's been purchasing, but It's a gilded era, truly a gilded era Where people have disposable income to buy jars of farts

You know that thing where like You know how they're saying there's all these jobs that are going away and people go, yeah, there are jobs going away, but then there's all these new jobs. Like someone's like, who would have ever thought someone could play video games? Andrew Yang didn't expect this when he was-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, we don't need a UBI when you can sell your fucking bottles of jars of farts. That is going to be like a hundred years from now. There's going to be like a fart work is real work campaign. It's going to be college courses. You know what I mean?

People are like, I'm doing a major in gender studies, minor in fart sales. Fart work is real work. All right, everybody, let's fart in the key of C. Well, the good news. I don't know if it's good news, but so you know how there's all these like sugar daddy websites right

so I'm aware and for people like this you know what I mean that are there's a whole sect of women that have you know decided that they want to be low key prostitutes but no escorts they're not quite escorts but they're like to be fairly honest

when they sort of talk about the whole sugar diet thing, if you were like 50 years old and you got divorced and you were like busy, it's not the... And you had cash. Yeah, that's fine. It really isn't the craziest idea to be like... Because the money is...

If you're rich, the money to them is nothing. You give some fucking college kid a thousand bucks, it's like a ton of money. And you're just like, yeah, I'll give you a thousand bucks, but we're going to hang out, but don't bother me at all between... Yeah, you know what i mean like i could see the appeal to some of these people 100 agreed and then the girls who were like yeah what's like if i'm there is okay here's

where it probably switches if you're like a chick that's like dating uh some guy that's 60 or whatever and he kind of gives you money or whatever it's almost not that different from a lot of relationships except for it's like in contract right but if you if she has like if she has nine guys going on the go if you have a bunch of them then now it becomes like a prostitute situation yeah but i think that's the whole thing with the sugar daddy girls is that they have like a few of them yeah but I'm just saying that would probably be the difference, right? If you have one, it's like barely different from a relationship. That's true.

If you have three or four that you kind of, you know, basically this, right? Once you're trying to scale it out. And once you try to scale it out, but also once you're trying to schedule it out, right? If you have to be like, okay, I have a Tuesday with this guy and a Thursday with this guy. Now you have clients. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're a business. Once you're running a business.

This isn't just like you're trying to get fucking some spending money. Right. But so there's this whole other component of the internet that these girls that have been like Instagram, whatever hoes, like Instagram sugar girl hoes. Yeah. They essentially- Instagram sugar girl hoes. They're sort of coming out now and saying the issue is that there's these guys called salt daddies

so for basically what salt daddies do they're like salt day they do this well they do that afterwards they say get out get it they do that with the keys the keys to the girls but i haven't received my money get it out no they do that with a few the keys to the girls but i haven't received my money get it out no they do that with a few pennies yeah but the salt daddies have been pretending that they're rich guys yeah and it's this whole scam where they go on the thing and it's so funny because you have to be like a certain type of young to be like have you heard that there are men pretending to be rich to get laid? Is this some new thing? Like, you have to be the most naive person in the world.

Be like, have you heard of this? But it does seem a bit extra to go through the whole thing on the sites. Yeah, I was reading it. And some of the guys are straight up, like, con artists. The way they were describing it, you're like, yeah. You're like, this is like past, like it's because I kind of saw a similarity to how like

women put on makeup, right? You go, this is like kind of makeup for men. You're like, just add one zero to that bank balance. Like that's one zero is makeup for men. Yeah, okay. Right? But this is like,

this guy's honestly like, if you have a hundred grand and you add a zero to a million, I mean, that's quite a difference. Wait, man, I've seen some But this is like... I mean, depends. This guy's honestly like... If you have a hundred grand and you add a zero to a million, I mean, that's quite a difference. Wait, man, I've seen some fucking ones look like tens. One to ten isn't that crazy. I've seen...

What do you mean? That's one zero. But the zero depends on what it's going after, I think. Okay, I don't know. It's the... I've seen some ones look like tens. They go, there is something unusual

about how Steve and I met. We crossed paths and profile we cross profiles on seeking arrangements a site that launched 12 years ago and is famous for legitimizing and providing a platform for sugar daddies and occasional mommies to to meet their sweet uh tooth cubs um i don't know if i ever told you this but my body who you know it is but i'm not gonna obviously say it online his uh stepdad decided to be uh an actor at like 60 right yeah so this guy he decided he was gonna be an actor and he was just doing you know the odd thing and he was doing commercials and he wasn't white so there was he was like booking a lot of things in the commercial. Why is that?

I'm not sure why. What do those two things have to do with it? Nothing, nothing. Oh, okay, just coloring in the story? Yeah, just two unrelated factors. Oh, okay. He's booking a lot of commercials, also wasn't white, two unrelated factors. But, and he used to do acting when he was a kid.

He was almost semi-retired, and then he goes, ah, I'm going to start acting again. That was my hobby when I was in university. I would start doing it again at 60, cool goes out for a commercial doesn't tell anyone that he booked this gig and it was uh i can't remember it was not seeking arrangements but it was uh like millionaire daddies or something yeah yeah some some kind of like non-union like where you're like you're like what country is this even airing so the commercial

starts playing and it becomes a commercial that goes everywhere so his mom the guy the guy's wife yeah was just watching tv and on the tv it's him in the hot tub with fucking three like 19 year old supermodels and bikinis she starts flipping out and she goes she and then he goes no it's just an acting gig it's like you know and he's he's out there like he thought he goes this isn't my real life well that she didn't get that's the second part i was just gonna get to yeah but the first part is that he's literally in the thing being like you know i'm a millionaire and this and and she was like a kind of a lady that goes crazy or whatever and she like wouldn't buy that he wasn't like doing a real testimonial

oh and she was like also this where she's like and you're pretending to be a millionaire to get these girls i wish i could remember that's amazing so basically because you're just like again no way out there's no way out of this for you but if she doesn't understand the concept of like that sometimes like in commercials they'll be like real person yeah and then you're like that's a lie why didn't it say real person if it's a real person yeah so it was a big you imagine your dad he goes i finished my job i'm gonna start you know just do a couple commercials sitting on the couch he comes in seeking arrangements you know i'm a billionaire i've been plowing through chicks or whatever plowing through chicks what the she kicks them

out they get in like a big fight he eventually has to you know get his agent involved being you know she's probably like your agent's in on it you guys are all in on it oh my god that's amazing isn't that crazy yeah and the agent's just like probably some you know like they normally are like some 60 year old lady some lady takes anybody who you pay the 50 like headshot that's exactly what it was just start sending you out and then she fucking peaked so anyways that's that he goes i couldn't get a fucking new transmission on my car turns out you're in a millionaire you're paying for not one not two but three supermodels and mckinney's and filming it no less also where's the hot tub we don't have a hot tub yeah exactly so she's peeking out right but anyway she was

accusing him of being a salt daddy oh or she's saying you're hiding the money yeah but salt daddy is so funny and apparently a lot of these guys are out there saying like yeah you go on this website and that's you just crush and the girls show up they think you're a millionaire and the idea is like yeah yeah once this works out this is sort of a trial run once this puppy you know once we connect if we work like so much money in it for you down the road do you know what i mean yeah obviously the first one's all promises on the house yeah so she goes she's one and then this girl's one of the dozens of women embroiled in a mutation of sugar dating that seems to be men posing as millionaires in order to schmooze matches that would, under normal circumstances,

be out of their league. It's named Salt Daddies. An arena perpetrated by Salt Daddies. Or Salt Dating, and it's perpetrated by Salt Daddies. So Salt Daddies is incredible. Yeah, Salt Daddies. I love Salt Daddies. It also is, you have to give it to men that they can always,

they always find a way to, you know, win under the circumstance. Well, you know, you have to give it to men that they can always uh they always find a way to you know win under the circumstance you know you want to get into something that's transactional and then like you want to make this transactional even though first off guys lying about being rich has existed before well that's correct right so but this is more yes but there's a big difference between you know meeting a girl and lying about being rich and having to, you know, sort of create a whole identity, a whole profile, like the on a site that the whole, cause you're, you're saying you're rich. It's like a side thing. It shouldn't matter, but I'm rich.

Obviously it doesn't matter, but they're doing it as, you know, it's different when that's the whole basis of the whole thing, obviously. Oh yeah. Yeah. This guy, these guys are getting like fake passports and stuff. Well, I'll tell you one thing they're doing is setting up Instagrams that make them look like rich people. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

It's Photoshopping them beside Bill Gates. That's so funny. On Leonardo DiCaprio's boat. Stuff like that. I would love to see an expose if someone does an expose into just this idea of we're going to look into the world. And then they just end up in China at some fucking fake Rolex being like, what are you making these fakes Rolex for? And they go, it's for the whole salt daddy industry or whatever. They're kicking up.

And it's just like, because that's the whole thing. Fake Rolexes are like, yeah, it's just for guys to pretend to be rich. Why else do they exist? It's a huge industry. That's a great fucking thing for the boys to just do a salt daddy night where we all go out. Everyone comes out there's billionaires you just make up your own things because you make up the good job some of these guys are going with like ethiopian prince they're basically getting scammed the way that like old

people get scammed where they go go on a date with this guy what does he do what's he's a sugar daddy it's like ethiopian prince it's kind of you know what it is it's real life catfishing oh yeah because guys get catfished on by fake women online yeah Because guys get catfished by fake women online. You're getting catfished by a fake man in person. But the difference would be the catfish would be like they say that they're rich

and they got all this money and they show up when they have the pockets out and they go, I'm actually poor. Yeah. They show up. Isn't it they show up,

they pretend they're rich, get laid, and then just never see them again? I guess a little bit, but to me, the catfishing element would be more is when you see it immediately. To me,

it's not as much of a catfish where they slowly find out. The catfish element is as soon as they show up, the guy's not wearing shoes. He's got the shoes with the whole feet poking out the top. Yeah, and you're looking behind him because he's waving and you're just like... He's covered in filth.

So yeah, he goes, I met this one guy and we went for dinner at the five star celtic manor hotel in newport she tells me and he he said that he was in the restaurant business and we had a nice dinner the next day i found on face found a facebook page about him and there were girls complaining he told people that he was he told some people that he was the ceo of a startup and another person he was a property developer and he wasn't a millionaire at all. So I was glad I only kissed him. So this guy didn't.

Those are all good jobs. Those are the best jobs. Property developers are great. The CEO of a startup is like, we know 400 CEOs of a startup. Right. Also, that's why I was saying go back to these girls because she's like, he's not even a millionaire.

The way that these guys are like, I'm developing all this property like millionaire could be a guy that like bought a house for nothing like 20 years ago the millionaire is not crazy they think liquid they're like they're thinking has a million in cash like in a briefcase yeah yeah that's in their mind they're like well the salt babies don't have that much money so they're not that financially sound right so they're easy to trick yeah yeah they're not super financially savvy yeah so i like the idea too they go i'm glad because he didn't have that much money so they're not that financially sound right so they're easy to trick yeah yeah they're not super financially savvy yeah so i like the idea too they go i'm glad because he didn't have like x amount of money i'm glad i only kissed him like like being like oh

i'm glad i only sucked his dick he he didn't turn out to have 10 million yeah like it would have mattered like it's like there's like a ratio yeah yeah yeah yeah so basically there's this big fight going on online where there's the girls uh trying to get the guys for their money and then the guy's lying and then the other girls are starting facebook groups so it's become quite a debacle it looks like and they're what support groups or they're trying to out these guys they're trying to out these guys being like but it is a funny thing because it's it's like no the girls that are doing this stuff don't really want to be that vocal about that they're doing this stuff right so they got to be that vocal about that. They're doing this stuff. Right. So they got,

they can't really go that public being like, just so you know, I've been having sex with these men for money. And this is a fraud. Yeah, I know. I know. That's so it's a crime.

That's easy to get. Not a crime, but it's a scam pretty openly. Right. It's like, it's kind of a, you know, it's like selling someone like a double-sided dildo

and then you don't deliver the product it's like what are they gonna go wait this is only a single sided dildo where's the second dildo but what are they gonna do post that online no one even wants to call their bank and be like uh my double-sided dildo didn't it was like you just eat it in snatch remember that snatch scam yeah exactly right so they go then next uh so that was the one said he's all these different sort of ones right and then uh basically uh looking back she says l thinks that this man may not been as wealthy as he led her to believe so tag still on the jacket is what i'm thinking he goes no that's just the style you know like on the jacket is what I'm thinking. He goes, no, that's just the style, you know? Like on the wrappers of the tags on the hat.

The tags on the hat. I guess that, you and your Salt Daddy buddies could all sort of share the Salt Daddy clothes. Yeah, yeah, It's like my turn.

Yeah, I need the Salt Daddy. Can I get those Gucci loafers? And then, and then it's up to the girl to kind of put all these pieces together being like, those just seem a little big for you. They all all wear the same thing yeah the salt daddy's just swimming in his salt

daddy suit he's the small foot i'm salt daddy he's like the small guy small guy of the crew so he has like they're way too big it's like the small salt are those shoes packed with paper towel at the front the mini salt daddy just with the clothes that don't fit like his dad's pajamas no no no again this is the style so they said next another girl stacy so it's a big epidemic of the salt daddies 24 year old noose nurse who also found her palate teased by a masquerading salt daddy omar so that's this this is the prince caught her attention on Instagram after only a few messages. He offered her 20K in exchange for dinner and drinks. So it's pretty high.

His first message was, please open. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, Omar sent her a message saying that I'll give you $20,000 and all he wanted me to do was show bobs. Please open. Please open. Please open. Open. What was the one that we used to watch?

The live streams? It was live streams of like just whatever. It would be like whoever hot chick. And then it was just like all these people like, you know, Africa. Carpenter, Papinda Par. They're all just like from overseas. And all of them are just like, it's just like some hot chick. She's like, no problem.

Like she doesn't get nude. And they're all just like, open, please. Please open. Like there's just like the whole fucking instagram live is like please open yeah the girl's doing a seminar on real estate yeah yeah like talking about like whatever is like my new favorite fucking like health foods and they're like please open open but that was it's just funny because that's their like line to get them to take their top off as they go please open yeah so these these are and they are coming up with those are the jobs you want to go with you want to go property developer uh capital allocation that's you want to go yeah ones where they don't really understand

what do you do i allocate capital it's vague enough you know yeah exactly developer is like a big one great fake so this guy told her that he's an oil millionaire, which is a pretty good fake job. Yeah. That's an old school fake job for it to be a salt daddy. You go, how'd you get your money? He's like,

oil baby. Oil baby. Black gold. Texas tea. Yeah, yeah. You go, how did you get your, I'm going to give you 20K

for dinner and dates. How'd you get your money? gonna give you 20k for dinner and dates how'd you get your money black gold texas tea okay omar the oil allocator he's got to show up with like the cowboy hat and everything like that if he's going to be an oil millionaire yeah and he had an instagram feed that supported his lavish claims and sent her numerous receipts that supposedly demonstrated that he'd done this before with women which also does seem like a thing a guy, the faking it would do. They go, I'll give you 20K.

Look, here's me sending other 20K and you can Photoshop that in 10 seconds. Yeah. So a lot of people, apparently there is a lot of people online that sort of say stuff like this. Like, no, this is the move. You just meet girls on this site

and you don't even need to be that rich because if you think about it, if you say to some girls like, oh, oh i'm gonna give the girl like a thousand bucks every time you hang out it's like that's like a high class prostitute right so it's like it's really no different except the difference is they're sort of pursuing you a little bit as opposed to a prostitute like completely transactional you go on this site and you're sort of like i mean sell yourself to me a bit right yeah so i think that's the benefit to these guys they're sort of like you know i'm this oil millionaire if you want to come get my money come get it i'll accept a message right i guess this is

this is one of the times when it's seller beware yeah that's what it is not buyer well they were sort of saying this girl was sort of going through a thing of uh at first she she was saying when she was putting her profile together, she wasn't really getting that many bites. She started asking other people. She kept changing her hat on the profile and stuff like that. So the guys on the sugar daddy website, they're not out there. Especially one of the other thing is like all of the real sugar daddies on the sugar daddy website are like 65 and gross.

Yeah. Right? Oh, yeah. or daddy website are like 65 and gross yeah right oh yeah so if you're just like a 45 to 50 year old guy that's like in pretty decent shape and you're you know not a loser you're just like you know king of the brosties i think so so i i think he's probably the prostitutes these things probably work a little better in like a major city than, you know. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure there's some town where there's just one person, one guy and one girl on there. And they go, I guess it's us, right?

I guess we're. They're both catfishing each other. He goes, I'm an oil billionaire. And she goes, yeah, and I'm hot. What time you want to meet? Yeah. Yeah. If you're an oil billionaire, I'm fucking 25, buddy.

There's no oil around here. Yeah, exactly. Florida. You're like, I're an oil billionaire, I'm fucking 25, buddy. It's weird. There's no oil around here. Yeah, exactly. You're like, I'm an oil billionaire. You go, really? Yeah, yeah, all right. Out in the ocean or something? And I'm under 40. Let's just, what do you want to do?

It'll suck you off as long as you pay on time. So she said, with Omar, we met at a local bar. He kept taking phone calls and telling me they were from his pa he would say things like can you move the meeting in paris till tuesday so omar's pouring it on yeah he sounds like honestly like yeah yeah sell sell sell sorry but yeah totally like the classic like doesn't even know oh yeah yeah it's just the markets are opening japan right now just got some trades going on you know he goes you found another billion dollars worth of oil? You know what?

Yeah, take it out. Maybe take half of it out. A billion. I don't know if I'd eat a billion right now. I already have a billion. Yeah, you know what? The cost of cleaning up this mansion seems too much. Let's just destroy the whole thing.

Just tear it down. Yeah, tear down the mansion. I was thinking about being a condo buyer. I'll tell you what. Buy them both and we'll just, we'll make the decisions as we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, also, do I owe another? Okay, send the $10,000 over to the other sugar baby.

Yeah, he's like, you know, life of a billionaire. She's like, is that an iPhone 6? Is that a Blackberry Pearl? It's a loaner. I don't want people to get my oil secrets. Fair and secure. So he's taking fake phone calls and stuff like that. Like, oh, yeah, yeah.

You know what? Just give another 50 K to charity. Fine. I'm in a good mood anyway. So we're going to go Dutch on this though. Right. I thought he was a little strange that he might be trying too hard to prove his importance, but harmless a week past with a lot of texts.

But after that, he never transferred me the money as promised. So Omar, he's out there for the smash on the first date and apparently so there's this other guy this is what you were saying his name is brock robinson and he has a blog called the city bachelor where he shares dating anecdotes of his salt daddy tips yeah yeah this is the guy that's such a fucking fun like i guess you kind of hook and you go there's girls online being farts and jars girl and someone's gonna try to her. Like she's still getting messages being like,

I want to be your wife. You know what I mean? This guy out there who's like, whole life is like, you know, I scam girls into sex. And that's my, you know, I have a site that teaches you how to scam girls into sex. This guy's still going to get some girl somewhere. Yeah.

Some girl will look like, no, because some girl will be like, yeah, those girls deserve it. Yeah, exactly. There's enough girls to be like, yeah, that's. I respect my salt daddy's ability to, know outsmart them right and his name is brock robinson which is okay name but he has a better fake name he goes his internet he's internet infamous the way that neil strauss and dapper laughs were before him and he tells women his name is donovan chase which is an incredible name nice donovan chase and he's a social media mogul worth 1.5 millions the things

aren't that high you know what i mean what guy you know started like a social media site first of all you'd have to basically make up a social media site that like can't be traced yeah and you go what's your new site uh you know bonker and you go what is it it's like the new twitter and you go well how doesn't have a website right now we're just beta tasting yeah it's a seed round uh we're just raising money but that make doesn't make you a mogul a mogul's your multiple but if you don't know what the definition of a mogul is which i'm sure a lot of these girls don't you'd be like okay yeah 1.5 million like euros is not a social media mogul that's like a guy who started at the company and got like a, you know.

An engineer at Gab probably has that much money. That's what I mean. Like someone who maybe got like some profit sharing that actually worked out decently, you know, clocked it at 1.5 million, let alone the mogul of the company. But that is a good name. Donovan Chase, you know, what's your name?

Like Blake Blakenson. Donovan Chase you know what's your name Blake Blakenson Donovan Chase David Money so I get to have a sex life that was previously unavailable to kings and rock stars that's what this

he says when I ask him why he does it I've been doing it for two years now I met around a hundred girls and he's had sex with half of them and they treat you

like a celebrity so that is a case of it's obviously like a scummy So that is a case of, it's obviously like a scummy thing to do. What happens when you actually take him back to his studio apartment though? No, you probably, I think the move would be you get a fancy hotel. Okay, so this isn't,

so then I mean at that point, this isn't like a- Yeah, that's where this is falling apart a little bit because you're right. Or he does actually have money. He just lies he has even more money. He goes, we got to go to your place tonight.

He goes, why? He goes, my room's full with oil. He goes, we opened that door. We're dead. All that oil is going to come pouring out. I filled the whole house top to bottom with oil and gold. Because you are right that once you start doing the expenses, you still have to pay for the dinner.

You still have to go to San Diego. Unless he's like a real con artist where it's like where you hear where he goes the check comes he goes oh my god someone stole my wallet full out con artist that's like a real con i don't think this guy's doing that though i mean you can't have a blog about that that's fuck like i mean that's at the point but you are right though it kind of starts to get where you go yeah but there's also a bunch of people uh you know, bartenders in Brooklyn that brought a girl for like two drinks,

split them. And then he smashed, you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. So this isn't, it's like this guy sort of cracked a code that is still really expensive.

He's a bit pathological where like, he has like this vendetta against these like women. It is that who are like wannabe sugar babies. Yeah. He's like, he's like, I'm going, I'm coming after sugar babies and I'm taking he's like i'm going i'm coming after

sugar babies and i'm taking them down yeah that's half at a time by giving them a free meal yeah exactly but give them a free meal at an expensive place because you're right i guess once you boil it down you go i've got this scam that allows you to have sex with girls looking for rich guys and they go what do you do so you just spend as much money as a rich guy it's like almost maybe some of the girls he's like just so you know i wasn't rich and she's like yeah i know but you still paid for all this stuff exactly and we're currently getting room service at this hotel yeah exactly maybe he jumped and runs on the bill that's what i'm saying like is it that kind of thing where he's just but then what does he get out of that some fucking rush the fact that these people have

followers like there's people guys guys sitting, tuning into his, like how to be a salt daddy website with their pen and paper being like, uh, okay. You know, people pay for that shit. What was that dude who got fucking, but you're right.

If you get, if you do a hotel, fancy dinner, the whole thing, you're up at a round as much as a prosti. I guess the, we're back to the original thing where the whole bed, I guess you're not on the clock.

He goes, he's not looking at the watch. He's not looking at the watch. He's not looking at the watch all the time. And then there's... He's not looking at... Oh, this thing's fucking not working. Yeah, and then... So she's made this empowering too.

So the end thing is they all make it empowering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a little don't hate the player of the game, but she says, my salt daddy experience only fueled the fire within me to work hard so i never have to financially rely on a man great so actually he's doing a service yeah chase chaserson's actually yeah chase donovan or whatever the fuck his name is actually uh what's your name don last name oil i'm an oil tycoon Middle name mogul. My name's Bradley Tycoon. I wonder if this guy at any point is like, you know what?

I have to teach these women a lesson. I think that's- I'm teaching them. I'm schooling them. Well, she said she got school, but she's sort of saying it like, ha ha, in your face. Yeah, I'm never prostituting myself ever again. Take that, John. Take that, Timmy Oil.

Tim John Oil. What's your name? Brandon. What's your name? Brandon. What's your last name? Capital Allocation. Actually, I run a capital allocation firm. What's your name? Capital Allocation.

What's the firm called? Also Capital Allocation Firm. Oh, they named it after me. And I was doing so good at it that they started calling all capital allocation firms that. It's actually capital allocation is named after me. Yeah. So she goes, I've also fueled her to never feel as empty

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you're listening at home and you think that you found this for no no to see shit first. No, no, no. But I'm just saying I have very... He wasn't even done tweeting it yet and Danny was on it. Well, I'm just saying I fucking I have some... I looked into this. So basically Patton Oswalt posted a photo with Dave Chappelle and you know other people have probably talked about it. I'm sure most people know about it

but we'll add our thoughts and then what happened was he basically you know online immediately it was how could you do this and the what happened was he basically you know online immediately it was was he goes yeah i was playing i had a playing a theater next door my friend dave i've known for 25 years well this was his explanation that he posted after yeah but he's so people got mad first yeah and then after that it took him about six you six hours to come out and be like begging for the apology. You know, it's a classic case of people who, you know, join a movement and let their fans own them and all that stuff. Very interesting thing that I said in our group chat, though, is that because on Twitter got absolutely every single person was like, fuck you.

This is like unfollowed. I hate you. Do you know what the damage you're doing? Blah, blah, blah, everything. And then on Instagram, everybody's like, shit,ave's the goat like honestly like the difference it's like all the basically people who are like transgender or whatever all that movement lgbt people they're just like don't use instagram very much it is a little bit of like a don't worry about what happens on twitter thing because it means nothing so there is some takeaway of that

but the interesting part no i disagree with you dude the shit that happened on twitter you're saying it does matter what happens on twitter it became a fucking like national news story i saw this in real news well then i take back my quote you definitely need to follow twitter dude the twitter thing made this like i saw this in like the washington post or something was like yeah pat and oswald forced to apologize now maybe it was the apology that made it the news and if if he just let it die on Twitter. Well, he's been, so he's been using the dark arts of, you know, whatever the most opinion is, I will always be one, you know, whatever the most of the thing is, you know, and I

was talking to a lot of, you know, people that of different, cause you know, I've been hanging out with tons of fucking comics and stuff like that. Actually, Chris Rock's been coming through the cellar a bunch, which is pretty cool. But people that are fucking left, right, all different political ideologies and all that sort of stuff.

And everyone sort of, because if you look at, even with COVID stuff, if the Republicans state, if the right-wing stances, you should open it up and the left wing stance is lock it down to be like super broad which I don't believe in

if you did believe in that binary at some point they go no one can ever leave their house ever at some point it goes far enough where you go I guess I'm the right wing stance right now right so for them

for these people they're playing a dark arts game where they go no there is no stance that I will ever disagree with on that side. And I thought that, you know, Jean-Marco? Yeah. He had a pretty good point, I thought, actually. And he said that, just a good phrasing of it, he was like, it seems like, guys, what Patton Oswalt is trying to do is have his cake and eat it too.

Because it was like, you're going to be the I agree with every political thing in the world guy. And I'm like, you're here for the movement. But then he also wants to be able to. Remember when we used to always say comedians would like post things online being like, men are the worst. And every man in this community needs to apologize to women. And then they show up at the comedy club like, what's up, buddy? And we're like, you don't really get to do both of those things you don't get to put us on blast and you can put general things on blast but you can't like put specifically it's not

like being like trump is bad and that's like calling out people you know and that's the confusing part about like this comedy thing too because it's like your instinct is a lot of times to be you know on the side of comedians but that's the thing is, you know, on the side of comedians, but that's the thing is you go, I'm on the side of comedians being able to say whatever they want on stage or have whatever opinion they are, whether anyone disagrees with her. But if your opinion is that comedians shouldn't be able to say what they want, then all of a sudden,

like, you know, it's a more, you, how do you agree with that? For sure. If your opinion is that like, he wasn't even,

and with Pat Nuzzle, he wasn't even like repost nuzzle he wasn't even like reposting a dave chappelle bit he was like a picture of a guy take a picture of a guy who let him do a spot on his sold out arena show yeah like yeah as soon as you sort of curtail to every demand of your fans i even see with people that like uh will message me sometimes like people be like hey i've asked you about this multiple times and you've yet to respond but like uh will message me sometimes like people be like hey i've asked you about this multiple times and you've yet to respond but like and people tag me and that kind of stuff where i go is that what you think like yeah yeah like and i think i i think i get it

a lot less than other people because i don't think i present myself as this like puritanical fucking anything you know what i mean ideologue but i also think that uh with those people if you sort of say i'm like the beacon of puritanical ideology or whatever then to be honest like it's not that crazy that your fans are like hey why are you not doing like you're for sure you've sort of said i will be the person that does this right yeah well i mean he's basically like he says he goes i'm this big ally guy and then but he's not like his his actions are not anything like oh fuck transgender people he goes i did a spot yeah like and again if you know anything about comedy like so what he's at the comedy store or something doing a spot and dave

chapelle shows up now what he has to cancel everything yeah he just has to be like i gotta fucking just avoid all people that have opinions that you don't like. And you've seen this happen with so many people over the years on every political ideology where you go, you start like, you know, saying what you think or whatever. And then before you know it, someone makes them, you know, they get popular for doing the thing. Before you know it, they're at the marches. You know what I mean? Before you know it, they're posting, you know, stuff on Instagram that's only that. Then the next thing you know, they're at the marches on instagram that's only that then they're next thing you know they're at the marches the people on twitter acted like he took a photo at like

mar-a-lago like that's the response yeah great to him they were like what the fuck and i want to say patten oswald is funny yeah but the the part that so all that's kind of the stuff where you go this is a tale as old as time a little bit in today's era. Well, and that and his side of the woods. I mean, kind of, I think if you're on either extreme. No, but I'd say a tale as old of time is you overstep a little bit, right? And it is funny too where it's when do those people get a taste of that

a little bit where you go, now because even with the trans stuff it is a little bit like, why do you guys care? Like, what's the big deal? And then he becomes the enemy and there's like everyone yelling at you all day and you go that see what you're experiencing right now that's what people don't like yeah like the thing that you're getting right now that's like really what people don't like you know but he the thing that i most don't like about this kind of shit is when he came back and did as a big apology uh you know essentially groveling yeah groveling

is when he came back and did his big apology, you know, essentially, groveling. Yeah, groveling. He sort of, what they do, as he said, he goes, Dave Chappelle, he's a fellow comedian, the funniest I've ever met. I wanted to post a pic on Instagram story about it, so I did.

The friend is Dave Chappelle. 34 years we've been friends, he wrote. We've done good gigs, bad gigs, open mics, and TV tapings. We 100% disagree about transgender rights and representation. I support trans people's rights, anyone's rights, to live safely in the world as their fullest selves. open mics and tv tapings we 100 disagree about transgender rights and representation i support trans people's rights anyone's rights to live safely in the world as their fullest selves so to me that's the part where it's crazy because you go you're pretending he thinks something i know you're like you go what he doesn't think that you go listen me and danny are friends and i've been friends forever you know we disagree on a lot of things.

For example, I think that people of different races still are people. It's like, what part of that does Dave Chappelle disagree with? For sure. Yeah. He goes, yeah. Dave Chappelle goes, you know what? Yeah, that's right. I don't believe.

I don't believe they should live safely in the world. Trans people shouldn't have rights. It's like, that's what you took away from his fucking specials is like they shouldn't have any rights he just doesn't you know the what what part does he agree with well it's the over correction because he's like he had this like response that he probably they think that he does they this is what they believe in their mind they go dave chappelle thinks that trans people should be punched in the face daily to me that's the crazy the fact and also if you truly did believe he thought that way where you go he was so vile and the and you believe the way you probably actually wouldn't ever like exactly you would like if you really do yeah like where you

he thinks that way and you think the opposite and that is like you probably wouldn't hang out with him because that's like is you're assigning him like as being is, like, you probably wouldn't hang out with him. Because that's, like, you're assigning him, like, as being a pretty, like, vile person. You're right. The thing that you're assigning him, if he did believe that. And you believe that he believes that. You shouldn't hang out with him. But you wouldn't. Why?

Just for a spot? What the other thing is he going to say is, like, what he actually thinks isn't as crazy as you think. So he has to say no you're right he's the worst it's like he basically believes what you believe less like you know five percent there's he has a few fucking asterisk like you know whatever side notes or whatever but like you essentially do believe this well that's the other interesting part is he had patten oswald has these bits that really that you know and this is what happens they dig up all the old stuff where he has a bit where he goes you know if someone's a fag or a tranny like what is it what does it

matter and the the premise of the bit is like you know a kind of a message of like what do you care or whatever well which to be honest is basically you know you just you wouldn't use that language he was pretending to be somebody else a guy who was like some fucking that's what they always do yeah for sure but and then i mean tim dylan basically did the best fucking thing where he said like yeah so exactly what you gave shane gillis so much shit for doing literally this exact same thing yeah where he was just doing a bit and he said all these bad words but it wasn't him saying the words. It was someone else. And like, you do this too. Like, here's an example way worse than whatever. They all do that.

That's what I saw. Way fucking worse. They go, you know, I'm not one of those racists that say black people are people. And then they go, but I'm not saying it. And you go, yeah, but like most of the time. So the only difference is you're playing a character that's playing it as opposed to saying it ironically yourself.

It's like, you know, someone that understands comedy knows that. But again, this ain't about any of that stuff. It's about placating to these. I mean, I would say that when he did that bit and like for, you know, for most of comedy, like that was understood that a bit is a bit. And that's not if you say words that are like being attributed to somebody else those aren't your words and then shane gillis is one of the first people who they're like no those are actually that's just you saying it and he says there has to be a transsexual whose email is shemale.gmail.com

is another one that you know he treated at some point of my email yeah but so if you if you look at if you think that like i think that you would agree that one of his problems was he goes i should be able to like say my perspective without getting yelled at so and that you know he's made an argument that some of this stuff is white stuff as opposed to trans stuff or whatever right yeah and you go what they're saying is he shouldn't be able to say that and what he's saying is you should be able to say that and pat and oswald i guess you're kind of like well i agree with them that you shouldn't be able to say that which is the point they're making but also you know i'll still be friends with them or whatever and you're like well

if you do believe that he's against their uh uh that they should be able to be safe in the world yeah yeah and safe like it's yeah it's insane if i was fucking i mean again chappelle is probably like will still probably be the bigger person and will not like most people that would come out and be like fuck go fuck yourself yeah like just be like yo go fuck yourself like if you think that's what i think well he added that he will always disagree with chappelle's stance on lgbtq plus lives he doesn't believe a seeker like him is done evolving learning because that's the thing it's like me is that me coming out and going you know what and even though danny thinks that you know gay people aren't people and doesn't think they should get married i will disagree with his stances that women you know uh shouldn't have been given the vote and the downfall of

america started with that i don't believe he's done learning. I think that one day he'll come around and see what I see. I'll continue being his friend just so that I can maybe change his mind. Also that don't done learning stuff is always, the implication is that, you know, he's not done learning like us. We got it figured out. Yeah, for sure. We are done learning. We got it figured out, right?

But that's the point that I, you know point that I get annoyed with is this stuff. It's like, well, when you say, I disagree with his stance on this, you go, what stance? Like, they think it's like a given that they shouldn't have to ever argue what they disagree with. well he no i i think he goes he like his opinion of what chapelle's stance is literally comes from the transgender people who are mad at him for even being so you didn't watch your best friend special exactly like they're just like he goes oh all my fans are basically saying that dave chapelle's hitler so i guess he's hitler yeah and he goes you didn't you didn't have a chance to check it out it's such a scummy movie special you know and we get that on a smaller scale with you'll work with someone on something

and that did something and people will be like, oh, don't work with this person because of this. And you're just like, shut up. Look, I'm working with fucking Governor Cuomo. I don't care what you say. Yeah, he's a little handsy, but he is the governor.

He is the governor and I'm not. But yeah, you go, especially if you're friends with them, you go, yeah, it's my friend. Like, so crazy. We'll see how good friends they are you go, yeah, it's my friend. Like so crazy. We'll see how good friends they are after this. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing too.

It's like Chappelle's not even on Instagram. So it's like there was this post. He might not. Yeah. He probably would have like, if it was like a nothing, he probably would have like never seen it. And now Chappelle's probably like, yo, you see this like in the news, your boy's fucking like dogging you.

And now like, right. And then on top of it, doubling down and like calling you all this shit. And he's like, oh yeah. It's more of an interesting sort of case of just how this stuff you know the that all of it always boils down to this where they just say I disagree they go disavow him or I disagree

with him on this and you go which part and you go you know he just thinks bad stuff don't you disavow and you go which one it's like this idea that they don't have to tell you the point anymore you just have to like blanket, like disagree. Disavow the person. Yeah.

You go, what's the point? They go, doesn't matter what the point is. Just disavow the idea of the person. I bet. I bet good chance. Whatever Chappelle's next special is. He probably talks about this specifically. You think so?

Yeah. He said no more trans stuff. Yeah. I'll make an exception. This is more of a Patton Oswalt story technically. Yeah, exactly. I'm an LGBT ally. I'm a loyal friend. This is more of a Patton Oswalt story, technically. Yeah, exactly. I'm an LGBT ally. I'm a loyal friend.

There's friction in those traits. I need to reconcile myself and not let that cause feelings of betrayal in anyone else. So I think it's very tough to be friends with someone when you feel like you're at war with them and you need to- Also, you have a segment of your fucking fan base is like literally you know they are easily angered yeah i mean i've seen these situations where and they exist on both sides i don't want to be like this is a fucking like his i don't know i know it's not and i've seen with like uh you know i remember kurt talked about that he's talked about this like publicly but on his podcast or whatever but like the idea when like he had his whole thing and then amy schumer kind of called him and she was like hey i'm gonna do that so

there is maybe some showbiz component where i don't think that happened here but if you go they call the person be like hey listen i'm getting murdered here can i post this apology and then i mean or whatever there is some extreme there is some points where everyone's like hollywood phonies but also we're all just playing the game yeah but i don't think dave chappelle's playing also you don't throw the more famous guy under the bus it kind of goes downhill yeah yeah you're not just like yeah you know the guy my friend who is the guy who is headlining the arena yeah yeah fuck him that is true hey do you mind if i just throw you under the bus here it'd be like no no it's like you did an opening spot i know you're famous but

i'm 10 times as famous yeah yeah biggest comedian in the world potentially yeah you're a cartoon voice it's not like the opener yeah like it's not the opener who said something bad and you go i gotta fucking defend my opener well i would always defend my friends except i the only problem is when it goes the other way around i don't think i will be defend my friends once they demand something of me like it's like i can't you it's be defend my friends once they demand something of me like it's like i can't you it's hard to be friends with someone that posts publicly like yes i am friends with ryan but i am very disappointed that he wouldn't pull i go what don't tell me what to do yeah that's my natural instinct of people like demanding things from me is stronger than any of

my instincts combined i think i say that's my strongest instinct of not being told what to do yeah so he he added that he's been carrying a lot of guilt after cutting off friends who've behaved in ways that he couldn't live with so i get that because i think a lot of people you know coming out of the fog of all this nonsense yeah because for sure it's like the whole trump fog thing and you know yeah that's pretty wild that i like just shut down these friendships because i was thinking about the other day like because at like guys like him at the time we're like yeah like you know american democracy like we're really on this brink here where it might never recover like like we're never and then like we're out of it and you're like it's fine it's honestly it's the same well these guys are coming out of the fog realizing that they've made enemies out of everyone that used to be their friend.

And they're coming out of that fog being like, hmm. By the way, you don't feel guilt. You know what the funny part is too? With someone, you know, people like to say, oh, I'm feeling guilt. When a lot of times, you know the guy that- It is guilt.

You did something shitty. No, but it's a different type of thing. I don't think so. Well, let me hear. I'll tell you my theory on it. you know when someone you know uh fucking you know fucks his wife's best friend and it's like i feel guilty but it's like you got caught is what you're you know feel it's like i think that what these people are feeling is that it wasn't the right move you know and we know how hollywood types operate right if you come out there and you make the essentially like a hollywood

move where you go, I'm going to disavow this person, disavow this person. And then, you know, two years later, you're like, fuck, I keep having to run into these people. I'm getting like in fights online about it. And they go, do you feel guilt? Or do you feel like I fucking maybe fucked up? Well, yeah, I think that's also guilt.

Is that guilt though? Yeah. I mean, dude, you cut your friends, like you cut like a lifelong friend or multiple out of your life because they like didn't agree with you politically. Yeah, but they did. I'm saying that a lot of these people do these things

as almost like career moves. That's why I'm like, did you feel, do you feel guilt from like a person level? I guess you could say that they all kind of combined, but I was sort of saying, it's not guilt. You feel like,

ah, fuck, did I, should I have done that? Yeah. Was that the move the i think you get a perspective too when it's like because he obviously did this post of this photo he thought nothing of it he goes like there's nothing like i'm not like say he wasn't yeah wonder he wasn't sitting there being like oh should i fucking post this photo of me and chappelle he's just like you know take a photo of this cool and then he must have unless he was so he's so disconnected. He is probably pretty disconnected. Yeah, probably.

Speaking of politics, are you celebrating it somehow tomorrow? What's going on tomorrow? It's January 6th. Do you got a cake? The New York Times released this article, and they said, every day is January 6th now. I hope the photo was of bill murray from groundhog day otherwise that was a wasted article new york post would have hit that yeah new york

post would 100 bill murray well that's what they sort of do they came out and it was like this big article being like you know people say that it was a one-time pop but it's actually every fucking day yeah this is never over you know it is funny because we have a couple, but like it's never over. But if you watch CNN, it literally is January 6th every day. Turn on CNN and this is like, dude, I met my girlfriend. Like I'll be at her house and like fucking throw it on

just to see what they're up to. And they're just like, it's still just, it's all they talk about. It happened. Yeah, it's like they're, I think they're just like, we can't find anything that can touch this.

It's just like COVID and January 6th. It's still just the number one bomb the drop off after those two like anything else they talk about people are like i'm throwing a little thing with gabby potato for a second yeah they're gabby potato thing for like a few days and i'm sure they're hoping there's a new gabby potato coming down they would love that they found out that there was a high profile murder would that be nice for them? Like an OJ situation? Anything. But dude, they cannot touch those two things. No, they can't. Ratings-wise, so it's just all day.

But, on the topic of comedy, there is some good news. I got some good news, too, on the topic of comedy. Okay, what's your good news first? I just farted in a jar. Oh, yeah, so you're gonna have to get out of this whole comedy game. Yeah, in the fart jar game. Well, there's another good opportunity is for uk comedians so this is a they said comedians could be prescribed on the nhs to on nhs to help patients struggling with

trauma and nhs is like the public health care over there right so they have essentially they've decided one there's one line in here where i'm like i was beside myself oh man so basically people that have trauma they're gonna have comedians come in first of all dude the fucking there's the work by the government insane because there's one line it goes i don't know if you want to do this in order but this yeah okay there's someone goes when i work with young people there's a lot of experiencing gender dysmorphia people who have recently come out issues family class and race i'm just like make sure you send them the right comedian 100 like imagine jebel yeah whatever oh good my trans surgery anyway i got drama with that oh wait yo wait well i mean that obviously we know the comedians that are gonna have a job doing the hell gig oh that is maybe the worst gig of all time not even a corporate it's a government yeah imagine but you also must i mean it's also the other way around where like a guy dies in a car crash he lost his wife he's in the hospital when uh watching the game that was the

sign remember seinfeld where the guy's like in the hospital and jerry has to go cheer him up or whatever i mean literally jerry's like does a bit yeah that's what you have to come in and be like you know when we've done the bars and people are watching the TVs and it's they go, they turn off the game to put the comedy show on. And just like you've never seen people more viscerally angry at you. So these guys, you sit in your bed, your wife just died and someone comes in. The improv troupe comes in. They go, all right, give us a place. My wife's arms. Our our army i'll be an arm

so this is you know you get imagine this you bring hannah gatsby in okay how would she be perfect well that's the thing you just had a big trauma and then you come in we've got we've got a good comedian for you she's gonna cheer you up she goes i was raped i was right no the ultimate would be if they go someone's just making me feel better someone's suicidal and then they bring the comic in they go we lost them they killed themselves they go oh obviously well not any no but they bring the super safe comics in because that's what we'll get for them like maybe they need the fucking dice man to really just rattle them out of that depression well worse than that would be the person with depression. Then they come in and they go, so I've got depression.

I was seeing my therapist. And you go, isn't this supposed to sort of make me feel better? It's like, I've got anxiety. I've got OCD. So I'm single. So I'm single now. You're welcome, ladies. Yeah, you look around.

You're welcome, ladies. You're just a fucking guy, you look around and it's like, just you're welcome ladies. You're just a fucking guy sitting in his bed trying to turn the game on again. So I'm single. It just hits the fucking, the, the, the morphine drip button a couple of times. Yeah.

Yeah. This guy's on the street cat calling me. He looked, walked out to me and he said, you know, they do the wacky stories that didn't happen. He goes, he goes,

I'd like to take your head and turn it into a football and have sex with the football. And I said, take my head and turn it into a football and have sex with the football. So we're dating. So anyway, some guy in a wheelchair, he's got his trauma from his head trauma. And the person comes in, they go. So I was talking to my privileged white dad. so I was talking to my privileged white dad so you know that the government hires the government hires aren't

gonna be the best comedians of the best no you're not gonna they're gonna get they're not getting JJ Lieberman but they should just get a clown well you basically are getting a clown but yeah but like I really just so an actual clown would probably work better yeah the fact that the tax dollars like if you

want to if you want to really piss off like make america never have uh public health care again this is a pretty good thing to point to where they go like the people here that really don't want health care and everyone goes you know it's probably a good idea to have health care and they go yeah look at uk this is what they're this and you go look at the budget for comedians to come talk to people about their trauma. That would be enough for even Bernie Sanders to probably be like, yeah, maybe private things matter. Yes, maybe we should go private.

Hey, yo, yo, yeah, fuck dirt. Are you loud? That would be a bad, you know when you do the clean gigs and then it's going so bad that the people have to go dirty because it's the only way to win how bad how good would that be if you're going and you're bombing clean at the the trauma gig and you're just like so anyways this bitch is sucking me up they're like in the back lighting you like six minutes into a 40 minute set they're like no no they're lighting you at your hospital gig

so angina belcher comedian in residence at bristol university so you know she's good you're a yeah a comedian in residence senior fellow of comedy basically she's been working with medics to develop the sessions so this was her big idea and then she's a comedian in residence jesus christ what do you do i. Jesus Christ, what do you do? I work at the university. What do you do? I'm the comedian in residence. What is that?

Mainly I've been training other comedians to go to hospitals. She basically just like, you know, she just goes after comedy like in a really like theoretical. She's probably the least funny person on earth, but she knows how to joke. And she's probably hiring people

that barely have a tight five. Like she has like, remember you had your comedy theory like last week or whatever? Yeah. She probably was thinking about that when she was 18 and made like a career out of it with like not a funny bone in her body. Well, she probably has all of the things like the rules in three. Like she has all the

rules of three. Everything. Every joke of hers is like a structured exactly how. It all goes back to like ancient Greece. Like everything is like She goes, I guarantee you someone someone is going in there is going so i'm on every dating app bumble tinder airbnb classic so i'm on every dating app christian mingle bumble hardware.com you know too she probably does like in comedy like she probably does the odd mic you know she probably comes up she shows up occasionally she probably bumps everyone the

comedian residents yeah the comedian residents but like she probably is like really tons of swagger and then she just eats it on every show she brought so much swagger eats it the senior fellow of comedy and she said uh she would she said that she would help people gain new uh new perspective on their difficult experiences angie also says comedy is a force for good and people do not realize how much it could change people's lives and also their i mean i would say personally how many times you've seen people have their lives and they're as a comedian their lives and as a uh citizen their nights ruined yeah for sure i i mean listen we have uh seen a plenty of people

danny was in nine fist fights in her last tour alone and these are people that like us oh yeah danny's been more arguments ari shafir was just telling me the other day. He probably is. He had the same thing. I don't know what it is. He probably gets insane ones. No, but it's always like a Jewish person getting, or a non-Jewish person getting mad at the Holocaust jokes. The Holocaust jokes really push people's buttons,

but mostly the people that do them are Jewish. Well, because we're currently living through a real Holocaust. That's true, yeah. There's a Holocaust right now, so. What's that? The white man. The white man the white man no the ones at caroline's were jews you go into you go into the place and you're just like this

so the white man's gonna have an what's the deal with a white man not getting a fair shake the person's just finished their top surgery that is the worst gig on earth yeah right so anyways we've seen plenty of people not have their lives made better by comedy

yeah I mean listen if you like the comedy if it's bad comedy there's you know and I do you know the odd

random show at a random place I was thinking the other day and someone said this like it might have been Louis that he's

you know I think one of the best things in the world is comedy when it's good but I don't know if he said the second part but one of the best things in the world is comedy when it's good but i don't know if he said the second part but one of the worst things in the world is comedy when it's bad and comedy when it's bad it's and doing a such and it's such can be sometimes like this razor razor thin margin and if i'll tell you what that razor

thin margin is nowhere near someone that was hired by the government to do a clean set in a hospital bed. National Health Service. Oh my God. Do they have to bring the mic in? It's probably not working all that great. That's the thing too.

Yeah, it's always just like they have one of those tiny amps, like those 15 watt amps or whatever and it sounds like shit. You know how it's out of the hospital

because you know how the ambulances are coming in every five seconds. Oh, my ride's here that's the thing whenever a cop car goes by the like the old hacky line is oh my ride's here and then there was like a code red in the fucking house yeah i didn't know i was doing that good yeah yeah the entire i'm killing oh actually sorry they said not to say that

the entire set would be like wacky things happening in the hospital what's the deal with the hospital applesauce yeah yeah so this was not not a good idea i mean if they if they consulted with one normal comedian i can't think of a single comedian that would be like great idea yeah no although oh yeah if you were like open micers they want to put comedy everywhere someone's like i opened up a up a cupcake shop. You're like, is there a spot for a mic? They love putting comedy. Yeah, there's JJ with the boxing gym. He goes, he was like literally working out at a boxing gym.

And he goes, we should do comedy at the boxing gym. You thinking what I'm thinking? Boxing gym comedy. Why? Yeah, we're like, why? And he goes, there should be a good spot for it. Because there's people there. He goes, what are you talking about?

Why would they want that? Yeah, comedians love putting comedy in places that shouldn't have comedy and he goes she said i work with young people and there's a lot of experiencing gender dysphoria so this is the thing you know and they people who have recently come out or have issues with race family or class so someone who might be having some issues with race that's in the hospital they come in they get like a lecture on race from a fucking college kid racism is literally like one of the biggest diseases that affects the most people. That's right. That's true.

We've literally covered that article 50 times. That's true. And she said, it's the whole, if you don't laugh, you'll cry sort of thing. Trauma plus time equals comedy. So you were, she knows her formulas. She knows her formulas. She's got all, the thing is there's only like six things there's not that many like the whole like it's just like you could learn comedy like the the basics of it in like a 20 page book yeah

no then you know what i thought i think it was dennis miller that said this that i thought was one of the best like comedy theories that uh they they said there's like two things it's uh what's in your bag and how fast you can take out the bag and then i thought you know when you think of someone like there's a lot of like the exact galvanocracy people that the you know what's in their bag is like it's a lot of wacky things you know what i mean and that's kind of what's interesting about them but then there's some people that's like they can always pull out a banger you know and that's kind of what your head's like right if you think of your head is everything that comes up, there's the infinite amount of possibilities you can think

of how quickly can you narrow it down? And then how quickly can you optimize to pick out the best one? I thought that would be the closest I would come to describing what would make someone funny and like a tech. I mean, I would say that's right. Only because, uh, that is her third theory. That's number three, actually. But then there's a lot of people I would say that's right only because that is her third theory. That is her number three, actually. But then there's a lot of people you would say, well, they're able to pull something out really quick, but it stinks.

Or it's average. Or it's never like a home run. They're able to like pull out singles a lot. So that's like smart people that aren't that funny. Sure. Which is lots of them. Because their brain isn't able

to like connect interesting combinations of things to find the funniest thing. Well, I mean, you might be funny and just have bad timing. And that's like, you could be really funny. Well, I mean, you might be funny and just have bad timing. And that's like, you could be really funny. Well, that's someone fumbling with the bagpull. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure. And then there's delivery. There's how well you can deliver. Well, I think delivery is the bagpull, yeah. Delivery would have to be the bagpull, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bagpull. Well, there was that big expose on the CBC girl.

So the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, she left the CBC being like, all right, this is out of control. And she goes, I was the most liberal person. Now I'm the most conservative person that haven't changed or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And the best is literally all the people who are like,

yeah, well, fucking see you later, you fucking bigot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're all just like Muslim person in a wheelchair who like works at the CBC is like. We never talked about this one, but there's an amazing show that they have coming out it's called the housekeeper was it no uh yeah the cleaning lady cleaning but that was actually so because we saw that the cleaning like here we go but then that's actually like a famous like mexican show or something oh that existed that they just like translated so it loses a bit of it wasn't that funny it loses a bit of the whole thing it's one thing to be like just

out of thin air being like we're making a show called the cleaning lady okay well actor and poet jane hills has something positive to say about the new comedy thing she attended a course when she wasn't in a good place she says the course will reprogram your brain brain a bit to think differently and find humor in the situations you're in so they're already talking about reprogramming you with humor yep anyways bad idea yeah and the one thing it's as bad of an idea the fucking as like comedy show at a boxing gym like they're on par like that is the thing we go oh boxing gym's a bad idea. Oh, you know what?

We should fucking go to the hospital and just give this to people as treatment. That's a fucking terrible idea. Brutal idea. Well, do you know how, this is just one last thing we're gonna do here is when we talked about, you were sort of going on about

how it's January 6th every day and stuff like that. But I thought- It's January 6th somewhere. Brian Stelter is like one of the weird ones that posts like the wild stuff but he posted this but it wasn't written by him but washington post posted opinion being a journalist in the u.s is becoming more and more dangerous yeah and it is again i mean it should be you guys are fucking like lying non-stop and stopping so much division like yeah well that's a good point yeah yeah i hope so i hope someone's checking you and someone no one wants to be this job that's bad yeah this should be yeah you're like you're

it'd be like hey you know uh being a fucking uh working in a tobacco company is becoming like like being the ceo of a tobacco company people hate me more and you go yeah they should yeah that's a good point that I wasn't even thinking about. But I always like, you know, yeah, these content creators. But it is interesting the way that they see the world is like fucking deranged and pathological. Because they go, this is, he goes, the year 2022 is not looking particularly promising for press freedom. 2022 is not looking particularly promising for press freedom in fact the united states is one place where journalists could start seeing an increase in the types of threats that many of our colleagues and many illiberal societies already face today so it's like they see themselves

as being shut down but it's like journalists are the number one people in shutting down opinion business yeah they also think they're like, opinions are infallible. That's another thing. And that they don't. Yeah. Like, I mean,

first off, CNN has a number of times like threatened to dox people. Well, that's the other thing. And you're like, oh, and we're in danger. You're like,

good. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking good. But they have dox people. Like they're saying, and this is the, some of the stuff that

they will say in the thing where they're like yeah people will uh you know people were yelling at us and it's becoming unsafe and all this stuff and you're just like sort of remember the covington kid yeah when he smiled at a guy and you ran 24 hour coverage about how he's the worst person in the world yeah and then now you have to pay him a bunch of money. It's like, how in any scenario is you the one it's like, remember even, you know, we made that video. It's like the experts are allowed to speak this week.

Like all the doctors got kicked off of Twitter and all that stuff and blah, blah, blah. It's like, they're like, well now all the experts agree. Cause we got rid of all the ones that don't agree or whatever. These people are like our opinion,

which is the mainstream only accepted opinion stamped by the government stamped by the cdc like basically the you know social media companies have agreed to not take down no matter what like in what scenarios the cnn articles getting taken down they're being like our opinions are under fire because people on twitter are you know making fun of them i mean yeah like the real article should be like journalists mainstream journalists are like you know less safe and in more danger than they were and here's why it's a good thing because they'll think about like it's kind of like you're introducing a little bit of like the prison yard rules to the journalism game where you think like hey i'm like the white collar guy billionaire who like got sent to prison. I just fucking do whatever I want.

And then someone's like, you know, you get to prison. You're like, whatever. I'm the rich guy. You know, I don't have rules don't apply. Obviously, they do because you're in prison. So that's not big, but the best. But then like some dude just like is just like, yeah, you do what you're my bitch now. You're my bitch now.

And then just like the fear of violence. You go, yeah. Yes, sir. Like you change that. Yeah. Yes, sir. Well, it's such like a weird take that they have. And they go, if we don't take

corrective measures and this is like the the like the journalist posting a fucking you know a uh washington post article being like we're so hard done by and i guess you know you can make that argument you know people say that all the time about people like joe rogan being like whatever someone like that is saying that they're being censored on their like big platform or whatever. But it's not really true that he's being censored maybe to some degree. It's like, but you're right. He's in a position where he's not. But it's like to say that, look at all of the people that were opinions that were like shut down,

you know, like in a liberal society, as they say, how many of them were journalists for the washington post i mean it's dangerous zero dangerous being a journalist in like iran that's what i mean and it's dangerous being like an actual war journalist for sure like all these things like there are countries where it's dangerous being a journalist and i guess they're not saying it's dangerous they're just saying it's more dangerous but it's like i think that's for the better not for the worse if we don't take corrective measures quickly to increase media literacy you know they need to be media literacy it's re-education and slow the spread of disinformation uh journalists working in the united states will become bigger targets for

those who disagree with the information and perspectives we disseminate so they're basically saying if we don't stop people with opinions people might wrong opinions yeah people might start stopping people with opinions it's sort of deranged right yeah they're fucking nuts it's not but it's like i you know we always probably go back and forth on that and that's it probably is case by case to some degree but is it like in bad faith where they kind of know what they're doing? Or is it really that they're this like pathologically, you know, rap? I mean, the danger that they face is like what? Some people in your DMs are being like telling you to go fuck yourself. Yeah.

They've created danger where they've actually like, you know, remove people's ability to, you know, have a living or whatever. Right. Yeah. Or like straight up villainize people to the point where like, you know know that person can't go out in public or kills themselves yeah or kills himself yeah for sure last month a judge in new york sentenced a man to three years in prison for threatening dozens of people including journalists and members of congress well so yeah so they go someone threatened us and now they're in jail and it's like yeah and you're trying to put people in

jail for like making jokes yeah but they support that stuff. To take one case of some crazy person who's like, yeah, I sent fucking anthrax to like 400 people. But even when you take that case, they're in jail now. Exactly. So what are they saying? Like, we need to stop this. It's like, look at this guy did this. It's like, what happened? Jail.

Jail. That he shouldn't have thought those things to begin with. Kind of, right? So what's even their point? thought those things to begin with kind of right so what's even their point they're honestly like i would part of me like would love to experience like the bubble they live in because it must be like a really different reality yeah like it is like a different you know when we see lots of famous people and it happens to comedians and stuff where you get in such a rarefied air where it's like you kind of and it's hard to not and it's hard to do comedy when you are in that but we do see people who get in

there and you're just like i would just love to see what it's it must be just a weird weird sheltered bubbly existence it's a crazy way to think for sure yeah and they go the pressure is on to make our work stand out as success is interestingly linked to web traffic and as journalists profile and perceived influence rise online leaders with authoritarian mindsets and their followers see the reach of independence as a threat to power but it's like they're the threat to your power you're kind of like people go they they're like people out there are seeing you know the rise of the us independent journalists is a threat to power and it's like to whose power like you agree with all the power yeah oh if again what power like i guess they mean trump yeah well again

they're basing the whole thing off of the fact that like nothing we say is wrong yeah they're editorializing stories they're trying to build careers like even john stewart had one recently like i don't know if you saw that but john stewart basically was dude he has his uh new show or whatever and he was uh doing a thing basically saying that uh you know jk rowling's he was like oh the harry potter yeah yeah and he was saying that like the coblins basically like the jew or whatever and then they wrote like newsweek and all these places were like uh john stew Stewart blasts, you know, JK Rowling. As anti-Semitic.

And he was like, yeah, no, I didn't do that. He was like, I didn't say that. We were like making a joke. And it was just like, these people are, you know, they editorialize things. They add their own thing. So anyways, the media is bad. The media is bad. That's the whole takeaway is fucking mainstream media. Why don't you fucking go get a 300th sheep or whatever?

That's what I said. Many journalists have endured years of online harassment and abuse and silence. First of all, they are the farthest from silence. Yeah. The farthest from silence. I'm sure there's a lot of people taking abuse and keeping it to themselves. Now that you're content creators, it's fair to say that like yes you guys are now content creators whereas before someone might go and get this big story and your face wasn't on it the same way so now you um if you want to take bold political takes now you are

going to have the same amount of harassment as for example you give to a politician or a kid gives to a musician or a comedian but it's like i'll tell you you know the person that's covering the fucking dog show isn't getting hate online you're coming out like villainizing you know that's yes politics is like a divisive you know realm and everyone like hates everyone but it's like you think that you know that this person's getting any different amount of criticism than ted cruz like no they just again so they're way more insulated because they just have had it so good and they've kind of been the dominant like they should have kept it so good because they did have it so good and they could have kept the cushy fucking gig going

on you know it was but it went into the dark arts like pat and did yeah it was with the trump thing is like it was just it was like the icarus they just kept getting so close to the sun and they're just like yeah i'm watching it the other way with the biden thing it's like you know every just like you know people posting you know just not another nine segments about like why biden's bad or whatever and some of them always you know what the funniest one to me is when people post the um uh the covid thing where they go uh biden like it's an own on Biden where they go, hey, he said that he would have a plan to get rid of COVID

then they show like there's more COVID cases or whatever. And it was like, yeah, but the, I don't see the point of that because what do you want him to do?

Like lock it down more? Yeah. It's like, well, I don't really, you're just saying he didn't have, the truth is to be like, yes, obviously, I guess you go,

obviously he didn't have a plan, but like anyone running is going to say that. Yeah. And it's like, it's like literally, yeah. So he made a fucking promise he didn't keep okay right but i that if that's the if that's the argument i get it more but it feels like they're kind of like an own on him that his numbers are up yeah and you're kind of like it's a virus well yeah but i think that most people that are saying that their point is also like we shouldn't be caring that much about that so it's like kind of like a hypocritical point to make or something yeah that's well they're just trying to

own him in like this vacuum of silly own yeah for sure i mean again it's like to take that on face value where he goes i'm gonna end this virus and you're like are you gonna end the cold too like right obviously they're all fucking liars as journalists thing is those journalists cover the insurrection which is uh tomorrow or today i guess it was it today or tomorrow oh tomorrow so yesterday yesterday documenting the most direct threat to our democracy since the civil war and that's how they see it since the civil war people there's actual definitely nothing happened in between what was it 200 years ago people hurled threats and insults in their direction murder the media was scratched into a door of the capital so

there was some bathroom graffiti vandalism essentially door of the capitol so there's some bathroom graffiti vandalism essentially one of the people wrote in the bathroom that my mom is a whore someone wrote on the bathroom that for a good time called brian stelter yeah exactly not appreciate it for a bad time yeah take that and he goes some of the mob chanted that cnn sucks as they destroyed equipment so i'll say this. If you want to go cover a riot, then I'll give you that that was dangerous. But like not increasingly more so necessarily. If you're not wearing a fucking like helmet and like a bulletproof vest.

You're going to a riot. I'll give you that. That was the old school where it used to actually be physically dangerous. Now you're just like. But even still, all the stuff in Minnesota and where they were there with the mostly peaceful stuff, they weren't in ever danger. They were like,

we're on the good side. Well, none of them were in danger. And then they said, without proper accountability, we're all bound to face more and more better organized assaults on our democratic institutions. And that includes the free press.

But they're not the free press. It's like people that... That's the probably big takeaway from this whole thing is that these people are just like the free press. It's like people that I guess that's the probably big takeaway from this whole thing is that these people are just like the free press. We need to stop the actual free press so we can have free press. I mean, if you're the free press, then so is Fox news,

but you don't think that. Yeah. Well, so is Breitbart. If you're the free press, exactly. Either it's all right. Free press.

Exactly. Which is just i mean i obviously these people you know have their political slant or whatever but it's just crazy that you can't even like pretend that they sort of like uh believe in the principles of free speech you know it's kind of this idea where there's like well because of uh misinformation doesn't fall under free speech i guess is how they see it or something like that and they go what's information misinformation anything we don't fucking agree with 100 anyway these people are misinformation doesn't fall under free speech, I guess is how they see it or something like that. And they go, what's misinformation? Anything we don't fucking agree with.

A hundred percent. Anyway, these people are, isn't that a crazy one? I mean, I'll honestly say like the fact that they feel like they're in danger is a positive for society, not a negative. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Boys, boys, boys. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Welcome.

I mean, I think it's a good thing too for the guys on the right. I don't even think that's like, there just needs to be kept in check somehow yeah they run rant so they are kept in check by like alternative people having big platforms 100 but i'm just saying demoing them and demoing them by fucking being honest yeah exactly but if they know when they're lying and if at some point they go you know what maybe if this if i say something so crazy they're like i'm gonna get doxxed like me and i shouldn't say it because it's a lie they would love that yeah if someone like assaulted him for like being a journalist like they would love that they would not like it they're like we didn't assault you for being a journalist we saw you

being a fucking asshole and he goes nah nah well listen all you high value salt daddies out there hit us up on patreon.com slash the boys cast new episode every week subscribe youtube.com slash the boys cast with ryan long the people are out here for 2022 taking over we're gonna do in a few months we're gonna announce a big tour and uh we're working on the nft and we're working on the we got things in the fucking hopper you don't even know this is me talking you know i'm a bar buddy you don't even fucking know i is me talking to people at a bar. Buddy, you don't even fucking know. I'm going to fucking get merch.

I'm going to get NFTs. And then they're just like, who are you? I go, my podcast. I actually, I've been working on this joke. Okay, we got a joke to take us home. I've been working on this for a few weeks now. So, have you noticed that 2022 is pronounced 2020 T-O-O. Oh, because it's 2020 also. Yeah, I saw a lot of people online.

They got to it before you. Yeah, but I repurposed it. Well, you're going to let the high-value males use that joke. That's a good one. That was my favorite. Have we talked about it when Steve Jobs died or whatever? Remember, we got no – Bob Hope, Steve Jobs died or whatever. Remember, there was like, we got no hope. Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash all died.

And then there was that meme where they go, we got no cash, no jobs, no hope. And then I was at a show, and this comic did that meme as a joke. Did it kill? It was like the height of how viral it was, too. It was like everybody had seen it that afternoon. And then the guy goes, yeah, he's like,'s like everybody had what like seen it that afternoon and the guy goes yeah he's like he's a guy we know he's like yeah he's looking uh johnny cash bob hope steve jobs dead

it's just like we got no cash no jobs no hope and everybody's like yeah i'm like you can do that he's having writing like an idiot i'm writing jokes like a fucking moron i got this 2022 jam all right peace see you on the patreon writing jokes like a fucking moron. I got this 2022 jam. All right. Peace. See you on the Patreon.