The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Prison Girlfriend Influencers, The Funniest Campaign Ad of All Time, The Longshoreman's Mafia-Style Union Boss,

Episode Date: October 4, 2024

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Fellas, I come to you this week with an announcement. Officially, my special Ryan Long Problem Solved will be live on my YouTube channel, youtube.com slash ryanlongcomedy, next Wednesday, October 9th. Please set a notification, a schedule alert, a timer, if you will, to watch it when it comes out. Please, if you would do a favor, share a clip, share it to social media. I'm going to put a Dropbox link with some clips when I release it so people want to do that share the artwork this has been you know the last two years of putting

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this is the boys cast would like to give a big rest in peace to one of the greats, Dukambe Mutombo. Woo! Probably the best commercial that any athlete's ever made. Maybe there's some other good ones. In the grocery store, shooting up, Dukam be mutombo blocks it not in my house he's people trying to get stuff in the shopping cart he's knocking it out but i don't know if you know because some people who've been listening to the podcast for a while knew that we had a story where

roberto alomar yeah had some girls back i had a girl back to his hotel room came out uh naked and then he goes get to the cack this is the story no one's been able to confirm it it'll be the first thing I ask if we ever get Roberto on the podcast the alleged story which broadcasters even asked him about it and he didn't want to say whether it was true or false

is that he walked into a club one night and he goes who wants to sex my tumbo he talked goes, who wants to sex my tumbo? He talked like this. Who wants to sex my tumbo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, apparently Schneider's in hot water because he said jabbed.

Oh. Yeah, I saw that. But he had, he had some huge, some huge vax thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyways, I was, my tumbo was the fucking man. Who wants to sex my tumbo? yeah yeah yeah but anyways i was matumbo was the fucking

man who wants to sex matumbo the funniest but that commercial was so good yeah he was to come in matumbo was me and my friends that was a big reference for us being like you know anyone's trying to block anyone for everything and from anything fucking matumbo you know what i mean the ultimate blocker uh so i don't i don't have any interest in talking about this vice president debate for more than three minutes. But this is what I will say. It's an old-fashioned debate. It's a fashion debate. What's that mean?

An old-fashioned debate. It was like how they used to do debates where it's just two dweebs just being like... If you're big into funny facial expressions, this was the debate for you. If you're into the office you a lot of like if you're into the office like a lot of like jim just and then like a lot of jim albert the whole thing was just like for the audio listeners uh he's not making any faces making funny faces funny faces too for you well i'll tell you what i guess it was the last 10 years of the Trump world, too. These guys, halfway through, they go,

he goes, you know, and I'm happy to be on the stage with you. He goes, me too, happy to be here with you. And I go, hey, guys, there's a certain level of vitriol that I'm accustomed to in politics right now. What the hell is this? What the fuck am I watching? What happened to the blood sports? When I watch politics, I i go no one's calling

anyone gay i i'm literally watching he's like you know and i'm not saying if he is president our vice president i'm sure he'll do a good job and he goes you know and he'll he's well i go call him a pussy yeah you're going are you not going to call his wife a fat pig what's going on here call the guy a rapist i thought this was a fucking politics debate. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. But I thought that I was watching politics because I'm a, you know. Yeah. I have a certain threshold of vitriol. I'd like to see you taking him down a peg. Name calling.

Of course. This is what politics is. Calling him a pedophile, maybe. Call him a pedophile. They're trying to go back to the old me where, you know, they kept going, you know, and I basically, you know, we're kind of on the same page here we just have a slight divergence i go punch him hit him i go we're not doing that anymore in politics no and i mean you know wasn't a canadian politician debating you know 1998 yeah that's what it felt like. I mean, it probably was better, but it is funny watching it.

I'm just like, boy. You're sitting there with your popcorn. You're like, they're going to fucking give it to each other. He's like, you know, he's a good guy. I also think you're a good guy. I go, the fuck? And you're just eating popcorn and being like, wait, why am I watching the vice president debate right now?

What am I doing? You snap out of it. Yeah, you say, what the fuck? I'm watching the vice president's debate wait politics is just politics now wait what's the young you being like yeah cut to cut to 2024 you're watching the vice president debate you're like nah man that'll never be me dude that's no that's old guy that'll never be me man no i'm telling you why are they using words like legislation call her fat what are you doing trump he goes you know i'm just looking for bipartisan i go you're not gonna call him ugly what are we doing here i thought waste of time

yeah so it probably yeah that is probably better i guess yeah but watching that it was no one's hitting on none of the stuff really you know they weren't taking cheap shots no cheap shots no calling them no name calling fake races these guys were gonna fucking make out halfway through i know i know they're gonna hold hands or something it seems like uh the press said that they think jd vance did better i thought he probably did better but i didn't think i mean the thing is, because debates are so unquantifiable, everybody just goes, we won. Well, here's how you quantify it. If the news says that

the Democrats won, it means that there's a chance they won, you know, possibly. Sure. If the articles all coming out are just like, you know what, the pluses and minuses on both sides, you could probably say that the Republicans won, you know what I mean? J.D. Vance won,

for sure. He had a good debate. He's just a better debater. Yeah, he's good at debating. Yeah, exactly. But I didn't think the other guy was, I didn't think Tim Maltz was brutal or anything. No, he had the funniest faces. He did have the funniest faces. He's like, tons of faces. Also, I think that they sort of did,

because everyone's saying that Vance was wearing makeup, and I think one of the reasons is because they blasted the lights because they gave him the old guy light treatment, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're used to these guys being older, right? So he's 70 years, you know, how old's Tim Wall? 70 years old or something like that? I don't think so.

I think he looks old. He's up there. So anyways, he's got an old face, and I think when you're trying to make old people look good, you blast them with light, right? Yeah. So I think they gave him the ugly, the pretty the pretty lights you know they gave him very good looking lights like let's try to beauty glam this guy up but for a 40 year old it makes you look like you're trying you're all washed out yeah well it makes you look like you're trying to put filters on

your face that's true yeah yeah you got a spray tan he's got almost it's like the bodybuilders right it's like the lights are so harsh at the bodybuilding competitions they have to do the spray tan well exactly yes um anyways moving on from that i got a little tidbit from you this is the world that these people want you to this is they want you to eat the bugs this is what these fucking but there's some podcasts where they see bugs oh really i can't remember what it's called but there's a podcast right now and it's just like you know bug life or something like that no they they're i think it's some hippie shit oh but yeah it's like uh why are you bugging me or it's like got some quirky name bugging out johnny see if you can find the eating bugs podcast but these are the world these people want you living in migraine sufferers are using vibrators

on their heads to relieve pain but is it worth the buzz now this is wired magazine some dude just has a fucking dildo in his mouth just like oh like that's not what we meant for you to use it in what world so this is they want you walking around they want you eating bugs they want to dildo one up your ass one tape to your head this is the world They want you to live in Migraine free Exactly I don't even think

It would help Look if you're listening To this and you Your girl has one of those Hitachi wands And you get migraines Go tie it to your head And let's find out

I mean it sounds like The guy who They're talking about This guy Wired contributor Jack It sounds like Jack Got fucking busted Doing something else

And he's been going Down the ship so far That he's writing Articles about it Wired contributor Jack Meoff This is a real article It sounds like Jack got fucking busted doing something else, and he's been going down the ship so far that he's writing articles about it. Wired contributor Jack Meoff. Is this a real article? Yeah.

One Wired-er contributor said that her friend Jack suffers from the most terrible migraines but has an unusual solution. When his migraine starts, he lays down, gently straps a vibrator to the top of the forehead. I got a fucking couple questions for this Jack character. How'd you figure this out? Why do you have one? Yeah. You go put a vibrator on your head. You go, I don't have one, so next idea. Next? You go, go buy one. No. No. Hey, man.

Jack's, my, you must not suffer from migraines, right? People will do anything the journalist helen thompson wrote he swears that it offers instant relief from the pain so this guy's walking around the wired office with a hitachi wand strapped to his fucking head like some psychopat into the wall with a giant extension cord just like fucking because hey please don't trip over that that's so this is a wire at one point wired magazine was uh i think that jason uh isn't that uh what's his name the all-in podcast guy jason i don't know calhoun or whatever i don't

know i think he said i thought he started wired i don't know but that was his thing anyways i think it started out they were doing tech news now they're giving you tips on how to fucking best way to strap a dildo to your fucking head this funny to say this is the world they want you to live in. Hey, man. If they can put a phone in that thing, it'll be like multi... I got a canker sore and I got my tonsils hurting

so I'm deep-throating dillies. Doesn't sound like the worst. Hey, listen. This is what they want. They want Eric Adams. He goes against the narrative. He's getting kicked out and then they want you

walking around with... They want you walking around with dillies on your head Yeah maybe they do Like those crazy smart glasses Will have vibrate features For migraines Hey

If you want to say I'll tell you what the actual Best thing is If you got a headache Buy one of those things That is like It's a hat And it basically

You put it in the freezer And then you put this hat on You know what I'm talking about Oh it works Frozen hats Body The frozen hats are the best. I also had a little thing.

They had a... The other day, I kept doing arm cold plunges in Vegas. Oh, you mean you were reaching for a drink? Yes, but people didn't realize that I was pretending to reach, and I was actually doing a cold plunge. Just trying to get the bottom ones? I acted like, oh, there's got to be one in here somewhere, but I was pretending to reach and I was actually doing a cold plunge. Just trying to get the bottom ones? I acted like, well, there's got to be one in here somewhere,

but I was counting to 15 and I was doing 15 seconds all the way up to my arms. I had them really in there, so I looked like a weirdo. But I was doing a full cold plunge. I was come out refreshed. I used to do that at the...

Wakes you up at a party. At the LCBO when I was a kid. Yeah, that's what I was doing. Yeah, I don't know if you remember. I do. You used to have the instant wine cooler thing when you left. Beer store, Danny's talking about, yeah. Yeah, no uh maybe the beer store i'm just yeah yeah but telling

people what it's where you get the liquor in ontario and you there was just a fucking ice cold thing you just put your arm in there yeah it's pretty sick so that's what i was doing cold plunges on i do remember that and it was yeah it was a big competition yeah because every time you're leaving you're just like how long can i put my hand there yeah it's a big competition so i recommend that i recommend the head thing the head thing is a nice piece of machinery. So this is what they want. They're halfway there because Danny's got dillies all over his head. Did you see those new meta smart glasses that are coming out that make everybody look like Harry Caray?

I actually thought you had the funniest take on that, saying that this is the long game for the nerds to make everyone wear glasses. That's so funny. It is. Yeah, that got me. They actually look really like the technology on them is crazy, but they're like Harry Carey. Remember the Cubs announcer dude? They're like these big glasses you got to walk around with,

but basically they're like the headset, but now they're just glasses. And that was the final form for nerds, being like, I'm going to start a company, I'm going to start a company, I'm going to get into all the technology, and then the final form is everyone's a nerd. You pushed me in a locker for my glasses, now we're all wearing glasses.

Oh, and they're vibrating too for your headaches. You don't want to wear glasses? I guess you'll get fired from your job then? I mean, all the people know. Oh, you want to watch the game? Well, that's funny, because the only way to do that is going to be to pop on the Zuckerberg glasses. I mean, a lot of big tech people are like, that's like reporters are like, yeah, 2030, no cell phones, just glasses.

I don't love it. I don't love it. We're all going to have to be wearing glasses. Yeah, I don't know about this new glasses thing. I mean, obviously, they're getting there, but I don't wear glasses. I mean, it would be good for people who already wear glasses. I don't want to start wearing glasses. Oh, it's money for people who are already wearing glasses.

If anything, you got to start wearing glasses just to preempt it. Then it doesn't seem like you're just wearing them for that. Yeah, this is some bullshit. I've got to come up with something better. I guess it would be contacts eventually. Yeah, contacts. That's when you're fully in the matrix, man. When you have contact lenses that are attached to your retinas,

you've got people's phone numbers in there. You have people's girlfriends trying to fucking pull their contact out in the middle put it on you got this is when the final form of the world has reached promise there's a bat there's got to be a battery in the contact yeah i assume there's got to be a battery in the contact though and then what happens something with your battery charge your contacts well i'm saying i don't even know if it's possible because you'd need a battery and then like what happens if something happens to the battery overheats and you just fuck up your eyeball now you're walking around you got fucking glasses on

a dildo on your head this is the world they want for you folks glasses they look really cool though yeah you're happy with it i will say they look really cool you know what's funny so um we always talk about the uh you know when you know the other countries are kind of going the other way so they started they had this article that a few people sent me and it kind of went viral and it said, mastering oral sex, the ultimate guide to giving your husband the best blowjob of his life. So obviously, I mean, why am I telling you? You've already read it.

My husband's interested. I mean, fellas, I don't need to tell tell you but so a bunch of people posted and my initial my initial thought was like the old articles are back uh-huh do you know i mean they took a you know trip down maybe they'll be like you know why are you fucking if your husband asked for head you should cut his fucking head off right right yeah you should be just eating you out 24 7 and you also should be gay like this is like when women started like leaning into being sluts and stuff right right right back to that yeah but this leaned back to like how to please your man which was kind of og cosmo you know 10 way yeah yeah so my original thoughts are like is it going back i started

looking into it more and it's a conservative uh they started like a conservative fucking girl website okay and i think some of the idea is somewhat like original cosmopolitan sort of thing yeah but the thing about how like much things switch where like the conservative wife magazine is how to fucking give your give hummers all right not pretty funny so basically it's basically you know i really what the i guess you would say the like city cosmopolitan magazines were. Yeah, yeah. I mean cosmopolitan in the sense, not just only the name. Right.

What they were, you know, 10 years ago. Like what you check out at the grocery store, those magazines. What you check out at the grocery store. So they started one. And I'll tell you what, it's not giving the worst advice. I got a few of their other articles too, but it goes, if you love your husband and you want to pleasure him, learning to give amazing head is one of the greatest gifts you can give.

Okay. A subscription to this isn't the worst for your wife. Sure. Merry Christmas, honey. I'm just, yeah, yeah, yeah. So,

this is how it starts. Obviously, this is a bit of a departure from like 10 reasons you should, you know, cut your husband's dick off. Sure.

Yeah, yeah. Leave your man. Why, why it's- 20 reasons to leave your man even though you love him. 10, 20 reasons to leave your man even though you love him. 10 or 20 reasons to leave your man. Why should you be

watching in the corner while you fuck a bigger guy? You know what I mean? Like all this sort of stuff. Why if your husband is not fine with you, you know, I don't want a dude

in front of you. You're misogynist. I'm not referring to the obligatory birthday blowjob that disgruntled men describe on the depressing Reddit boards. I'm talking about

the kind that makes him exclaim, holy shit, where'd you learn that? You're a sex goddess. I love the conservative mags doing this stuff. So conservative mag, and one more thing, and then I looked into what it is. Evie Magazine is a politically conservative American

women's magazine. It was founded in February 2019 by husband and wife Gabriel Hoogaboom and Brittany Martinez. is a politically conservative American women's magazine. It was founded in February 2019 by husband and wife Gabriel Hoogaboom and Brittany Martinez. Martinez as editor-in-chief. This is smut is what this is. This is conservative smut. He's got no church spin.

Jerry Falwell's fucking spinning in his grave right now with this kind of... Hey, you're telling me y'all need jesus this isn't better than with a smut that fucking i'd say that's an upgrade as far as i'm concerned sure if you walk in your girl would you not rather have her would you rather not have her read this than like 10 white ways you should get fat i mean i agree with it i think the probably the christian conservatives are like look what they're doing to us well give us a shit what they think this is and then i wrote down a few of the articles they got going on.

So this is what they're up to at the... Smut factory? Conservative smut factory? The conservative smut factory. Yeah. I'll tell you what, old school smut's refreshing, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It's nice to see everybody getting on board here.

Why is every man I'm attracted to right leaning that seems more like it came from the husband than the wife yeah yeah it goes come on let's make us look cool how funny is that being a conservative guy right and then one of your articles on your website is like well i can't stop fucking we're having a feminine girl fall. Here's how. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Ten reasons IUDs suck. Okay, so there...

Yeah, it's back to just... They got a little bit of Christian conservatism in there. Ladies, having a penis is out. We're all sick, the way If you hear that I'm actually not sick I just haven't slept a lot Because I was up dealing with something Really late at night

A meeting at nine So I only slept four hours And I think that I hadn't Talked a lot after that Until I got here So there's just something in my throat I'm not sick You're sick?

I'm worn I'm a little worn down Well you know I didn't want to talk about Vegas too much Because like I said We did these interviews That are going to be coming out And obviously we probably referenced it there So I didn't want to talk about Vegas too much because, like I said, we did these interviews that are going to be coming out. And obviously, we probably referenced it there, so I didn't want to get too into that.

We have some heaters. Yeah, we do have some heaters. And the two people that we got was our two most recommended people. Pretty much, yeah. So I think we're fucking cooking. Sick. Can't use a walking pad? Six exercise equipment that you can do while you're working.

Six other exercise equipment that you can use while you're working six other uh exercise equipment that you can use while you're working okay so the idea is you know how to get in shape obviously you should be walking the entire time while you're working yeah but i'm telling you this is the important part is working ladies you want to have a be gainfully employed yeah yeah you know what is it idle hands are the tool of the devil that's what they say definitely do not want to scroll it on your phone all day that's what the devil wants yeah it's a little bit of like a hip christian conservative it's like today we're doing a pastor on why you should you know today we're doing the what do you call it the uh sermon sermon about why you should be fucking swallowing

why you should be i went to a funeral recently that had the gay guy doing it. Oh, really? Isn't that interesting? All the weddings I've been to, mostly for Jews, have been women rabbis. Oh, yeah,

because it's at the progressive rabbi places? Yeah, and the chicks have all just taken over. Chicks have all just taken over. That's interesting. What do you think? I think because normally they're not like super religious weddings and then like if you want kind of someone who's like not

super religious they just all end up being women and women like oh right because the real rabbis turn the religious rabbi yeah and they're like they're like you know the real religious ones are like men and women can't even sip beside each other ah how it should be so if you're trying to get you know the secular rabbis you you're going to get the lesbian. Yeah, you get a lot of like the, yeah, gay dude or lesbian.

Okay. 11 fun things to do with your friends besides drinking. You're telling me Christian conservative or any, any guy wouldn't be like to tell, wouldn't that be better? Your girl's clubbing every night?

Sure. Oh, oh, that's an EV magazine that I've been reading. How to give me head while you have a wholesome, fun time with your friends. Yeah. 10 iconic main characters who would totally be trump supporters in 2024 it's good shit right yeah so this is this is the pushback i don't know how big this magazine is

but this article is doing well because everyone sent it to me interesting i don't really know if there was any pushback like you're saying from christian conservatives being like you fucking make a conservative magazine it's about giving head yeah yeah i mean it's probably some of the like the real like because obviously you know there's different levels and there's probably some conservatives who are like not really crazy they're like you know i go to church on christmas kind of deal easter but they're not like super religious you know they're mostly just have a good time and drink some fucking beers, shoot some guns and get fucking blown by your wife.

Now you're getting blown by your wife. Yeah. Okay. And I'll tell you, now I'm going to go. So this was me thinking it went the, you know, articles were going the other way, being incorrect. It was just a new thing altogether, right? Which was a throwback to 10 years ago. Some of the other articles, you know, Daily Mail, it seemed like they were trying to go back a

bit to their roots. And I just want to show you this. I didn't send you this. Totally not sick, everybody. I'm actually not. You're doing great. It's got something to my throat. Practicing these techniques.

Okay. So I'm going to read you this thing. And for the audio listeners, we'll have to describe it is, I'm going to read you this thing, and for the audio listeners, we'll have to describe it, but I'm going to put this on. So 90s sitcom star makes rare appearance looking barely recognizable while enjoying a workout. Okay, what's her name? 90s sitcom star makes rare appearance

looking barely recognizable while he's enjoying. Tell me if he's barely recognizable. What's a guy? Oh, it's Newman. Recognized it pretty quick? Yeah. That's maybe the most recognizable photo. It's only because he has a goatee. That's it. This is exactly what Newman looks like. If anything, he looks better

than the show. Here's a picture of Newman. I don't even know how they decided to do an article saying he looks barely recognizable. I guess if it's a 20-year-old who wrote this and they go, who's this guy again? This looks barely recognizable to you? He looks

exactly like Newman. Yeah, just Newman. There's zero parts of this that are barely recognizable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's this that are barely recognizable. Yeah. I mean, that's just the formula they have. They find a celebrity, go to Ikea, right? It looks like he's in an Ikea and they go, he's barely recognizable.

And then you're like, oh, I'll click on that. I want to see this fucking how far this celebrity has fallen and looks. Normally they reserve that for chicks. Like, remember they had a Yasmin Bleeth or something and she looked like shit and then i go oh look at that and you go she's 30 years older sure well i've never seen anyone look more recognizable yeah than a picture of newman where you go yeah that's newman dude like if if he went missing in like the like in the the 90s

like he got abducted and then and then he's been like missing for 30 years every person would guess it first yeah but he was missing for 30 years and then they do like the rendering of, like he got abducted and then he's been like missing for 30 years. Every person would guess it first off. Yeah, but he was missing for 30 years and then they do like the rendering of like what he looks like today or just be that.

That's what it looks like. exactly. My mind is blown. I thought he was going to be like skinny or jacked because I clicked on it. They got me. They got you.

And this guy's like still 40 pounds overweight. Yep. If I had to say that he looked like anyone, it would be Nubis, I guess. I mean, he's had a goatee since Seinfeld ended.

So it's like, it's not even like, oh my God, what's his goatee? He's been in stuff with the goatee. Yeah, the goatee has been his deal since Seinfeld ended. Yes. Yeah. So now back to the other side of the world. Russia. So they've cracked down on citizens who refuse to bear a child.

Good. It's pretty great. It's pretty interesting. So the state lower house bill proposes 400,000 rubles so it's about you know 6,500 bucks for anyone engaging in child-free propaganda so chelsea handler is not taking a chip to russia any shows canceled yeah any of that so basically anything where you're saying i'm uh you know i never had a child and I'm loving it. I'll tell you what. Dinks in Russia would be like,

we're dinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're dinks. Yeah, you're dead. We're dinks. We just got fined 700 grand a day. Of course, we're having kids now. Sorry, Vladimir.

Rising to 13K, if the person discussing the concept is an official or a is an official or a seven like a government official basically if you're like or if there's something for a company if they work for a company groups and community of on

social networks often show disrespect for motherhood and fatherhood and aggression towards pregnant women and children as well as members of large families so the dinks are getting eradicated this yeah you know i mean they're already getting eradicated eradicating theirself anyway and they know it's a problem that was in russia they did the whole thing where they're like uh if you have 10 kids they're going to give you like this crazy like russian medal of freedom i saw that too

they're trying to get back to they go we want to normalize where people used to have 9 12 kids yeah i mean honestly it's kind of smart like if like real realistically and because they're probably not super big on immigration like america and canada a lot of these countries in the west they fix this problem with just increasing immigration sure but they don't want to do that they're like we want russia for russians i guess kind of deal so that's the only other way around is you got to like beat your replacement how do you do this and and the so the one answer is you're like we uh incentivize people but the other one and you know free child care whatever you want to do yeah but they're doing it the other way where

legitimately if you go on and you're like yeah i'm not having a kid and i'm pumped about that they go you just fucking eight grand yeah eight grand one eight grand every time you do it just one yeah i mean like america or canada would be very good off if they offered some sort of tax incentives i remember i can't remember who's not stopping there by the way yeah well just you know if you have five kids you don't something like you don't pay income tax or something like that that's a good way to do it if you want people to have kids yeah incentivize them hey they have little things right now i think there's like a six grand tax credit or something like that yeah but obviously the thing is whatever it is it's not working exactly so you gotta whatever it is it's not enough crank it out

last week well i i think the the probably the part of it is i mean it might work for some people but probably most of it it whatever the amount is it's going to be less than what it costs to have a kid so if anyone is making those decisions is like... You got to really incentivize it. You got to really incentivize it. Last week, officials announced a new workplace key performance indicator. So when you're at a workplace, basically, whether or not you have kids is going to factor into when you get your monthly reports on how you're doing at work.

Oh, really? Yeah. How many kids you have and whether you've been pregnant at work is supposed to be a plus and a plus. Oh, really? Yeah, how many kids do you have and whether you've been pregnant at work is supposed to be a plus and a plus count. Ah, all right. So you're more likely to get promoted at your job. Would be whether or not

female employees were pregnant. So you go, you know, I've been meeting all my quotas. They go, yeah, but you're not. You know what I mean? Yeah, there'll be a lot of people

just putting the fucking pillow in the thing just to not get fired. And they're like, what happened to your kid? You're like, had a miscarriage. Another miscarriage.

Appreciate it. Appreciate you trying. To that end, employees were encouraged to offer regular conjugal breaks during work hours. Nice. Fuck yeah.

They have like one of those breastfeeding rooms, but it's not for breastfeeding. It's for fucking a little smashing. They're making a smash den at normal workplaces. Pretty sick. So that was the interesting.

And then the other side of that, which is probably crazy, is they said that any public or online criticism that disrespects the honor or dignity of a government employee in terms of personal and professional qualities will be punished by up to two years in prison. So that's back to the old school. Yeah, old school Russian shit right there. It's an interesting way to- We're not speaking of politicians in speaking of politicians isn't that crazy though disrespects the honor or dignity of government employees like yeah the least

dignified position of all time you're at the fucking dmv or some shit and like they're just just dogging it and you're like i really would like to say something can't say anything you get two years in prison and talk shit about any government officials. I'm sure they don't, you know, they're not bringing the hammer down if you DMV it, but you bring the hammer down. I mean,

the hammer is obviously definitely for anyone that's, you know, trying to have some agendas and, you know,

attach to the thing. Some sort of gay agenda. I mean, gay agenda, you're getting the hammer and the sickle. Well, gay agenda wouldn't be coming

from the politicians, but you're saying, yeah, the gay agenda, they've been getting real rid of yeah for sure oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah that's the anti-kid stuff too it's like the gays you're gay and you're anti-kid it's not good so you've probably seen this but it was very interesting gay porn gay porn obviously you've seen it seen it've seen it? Seen it all.

You love it? None I haven't seen. Oh, you think Danny's little new AI hobby, you think that started with making Jake Tapper videos? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Danny just loves making Jake Tapper videos. No, this guy was fucking knee deep into fucking putting different heads on different bodies. That's how it started.

They say, turn your passion into a profession, you know? Make Lena Dunham say she loves me. It didn't get there last week, but I put it in the comments on the podcast. If it got a thousand likes, I'd make a deep fake of you endorsing Kamala Harris. I think we're halfway there. Nah, people didn't want to see it. Danny, you can fucking back into Danny's room. he's just making deep faves of his wife being like you're a big man you're super funny i love all the stuff you've been making danny's just so funny

thanks honey i am never not pleasure you really know how to pleasure me thanks honey thanks honey another job well done sexually. Danny's just fucking making deepfakes of chicks right now. I actually find it big. Just emo deepfakes. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I guess we can mention him him but jake friend of the pod jake tabber friend of the pod jake we like him now i literally woke up on monday morning to leave vegas i checked my fucking i go on twitter i have a dm i open up it says danny

it's jake tapper what's your phone number i need to talk to you. I go, oh, man, I'm in so much trouble. I'm fucked. I'm so fucked. I was like, oh, no. I was literally like, oh, what have I done? I was thinking about it. You sent it to the group. I sent it to the group chat. I'm like, what do I do?

I was thinking about just ghosting him, just pretending it wasn't happening. And I was like. Me no home. And then I was like, because I was so loopy, because I was up to like 7 a.m. And then I was like, is was like because i was so loopy because i was up to like 7 a.m uh and then i was like uh i was like is this like a fake account someone fucking with me right like am i getting fucked with and i was like no and then i just texted him he's just like i like the videos that's pretty funny yeah it's pretty funny and then he i made him a video didn't he say he likes that he's he's like he fucks with the boys yeah he likes the boys um pretty funny right pretty funny yeah yeah but he just was like he wants to do some segment

project project ever he just wanted to do uh he's all it takes to be a friend of the pot is say that you fuck the boys yeah anyways anyway he was like i want to do this thing on a segment on ai he's like can you make me a video it doesn't come out though because it could be i think it's out today well today's wednesday it'll be out by the time it's coming local pussy Danny Bosh I was saying before this ago 10% chance I'm getting totally set up

and like gay funny man Danny Bosh thinks it's a laugh a minute hey man make jokes about people if he wants to make more

with me I'm fucking down how funny is he gonna see it when he's behind bars yeah it'll it'll be out by now for sure because it's either coming out today or maybe tomorrow okay well anyways he anyways i thought he was gonna be like stop using my face obviously when you said that's what i thought i thought

you're fucking that's the end of that yeah and then he was like you're better i thought you're about to get like a hit with a cease and desist of me too but it's like that'd be crazy for him personally to reach out i guess maybe they know because the low t cease and desist didn't work for me so maybe that they right that's true the low t i forgot about that so he's guys the only person he might have learned from that though he was maybe talking to lawyers and he was like i don't know we don't want to mess with these guys base jake tapper base base jake base tapper i'd be careful on those phone Base Jake Base Tabber I'd be careful on those phone calls though I might be fucking tapped

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Why? I don't remember. Did you ever watch all the second season of The Wire? Remember? Is that what happened? It was like all like they're like all in the fucking hood and like Avon Barksdale and then season two starts and none of them are there and it's just they're at the docks. What the fuck? It's like, what's going on?

Where's the crack? They go, how do you think the crack gets in? At the docks. Yeah. Is this the director's son wrote this one? Yeah Where's the crack? And they go, how do you think the crack gets in? At the docks. Yeah. Is this the director's son wrote this one? Yeah, yeah. What the hell? And then,

I guess I'll just see you guys back in season three when we're back to the hood. Yeah. So, the longshoreman strike, it's kind of different from other strikes

because there's two, there's one part of it that's really funny to me, but the first part about it is that like, it seems like it actually is kind of a big deal because it's one of those things where there's a lot of strikes that's really funny to me, but the first part about it is that it seems like it actually is kind of a big deal

because it's one of those things where there's a lot of strikes that happen and you're like, yeah, this sucks, but it doesn't really affect that much. You know what I mean? Yeah. One of those, for example,

being the New York Times. Sure. It affects zero. But with this one, you're like, if a strike goes on forever, prices go up like crazy and then on top of that, Christmas

is canceled, essentially. Where do you think all the drugs come from? How do you think they get in? At the ports. People can't get their drugs? Oh, that's the thing. People are like, there's drug users right now being like, what? I don't care, man.

You just wait, man. Just wait. Yeah, exactly. So it could screw up everything, right? However, have you watched the videos of this guy? Yeah. I mean, it's kind of what you think he'd be. He's just like a fucking...

Well, he is more than I had hoped. Yeah. Because this guy, I got a video of this guy. And I actually downloaded a couple of videos and I put together a little compilation. Oh, nice. I like a good compilation. So this dude is like out of a fucking movie mafia guy. He's all fucking,

they all like idolize Jimmy Hoffa. Yes. Right. Like they're all just like, I'm a mini Jimmy Hoffa. They all think they're Jimmy Hoffa. Yeah. They're all like,

I'll put you in some shoes like Jimmy. Dude, he's wearing a fucking gold chain. Oh yeah. Like an enormous gold chain that, it's just so funny being like, you know, we're just,

listen, you know, we're just trying to get what we're trying to get. You know, we need some money too. You got to break us off a piece. He's got a fucking $3 million chain on. Yep. But he literally says, he's talking in language like, you know, it'd be a real shame if something had to happen to your ports, right?

Real shame. Take a peek at this guy. But today's world, it's changing into the future. They're not making millions no more. They're making billions. And they're spending it fast as they make it. I want a piece of that for my men. Because when they made their most money was during COVID.

When my men had to go to work on those piers every single day when everybody stayed home and went to work. Not my men. Yeah, I mean, they wanted to go to work, though, because they kept saying COVID was gay. Well, there's that part of it. This guy is like a classic character in a fucking...

He's like Whitey Bulger. You know, it's incredible, right? Yeah. So this guy is... And he's at all the protests and everything, but he means business. He's the head of the Longshoremen Union? Yeah, he's the union man.

Yeah. It was their job. Everybody's hating the Longshoremen now because now they realize how important our jobs are. Now I have the president screaming at me, I'm putting a Taft-Hartley on you. Go ahead. Taft-Hartley means

I have to go back to work for 90 days. That's a cooling off period. Do you think when I go back for 90 days, those men are going to go to work on that pier? It's going to cost the money,

the company's money to pay their salaries while they went from 30 moves an hour maybe to eight. Yeah, of course. It's not going to be like this in today's world

I'll cripple you I will cripple you where's the president of the United States full sleeve attaches he's not talking to us yeah he told in LA

he told the union hurry up and get a contract that's the mentality they have they don't even know what the hell they're doing today yeah I mean

this guy probably started out just fucking unloading fucking crates and shit at the shipyards oh yeah but he's worked his way up he's a real just man of the people this is like yeah central casting put this guy in charge yeah yeah for sure you know what i mean yeah i'll cripple you you know i mean they probably have a lot of power you know it's it's not much different the dog workers got their nuts in a vice it seems like it's same shit when you know the firefighters are, we're going on strike, we want a raise or whatever.

And you're like, yeah, I mean, we can't not have firefighters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give them what they want. So I looked into it. You go, how much are they making? So the union is demanding 77% raise over six years, which is a lot. That's a lot, yeah. Yeah.

The equivalent of $5 an hour each year of the contract. Under the union's proposal, workers would make $44 for the first year of the contract, $49 for the second, $69 in the final year. So they want to go from $44 an hour to $70 an hour. Yeah, in seven years. So right now, the top tier hourly wage is $40 an hour, right? So about $81,000 a year.

So your average longshoreman's making about $80,000 a year. However, these guys are all putting in like 60, 80 hours a week. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. So he says a lot of these guys are making, you know, 150, 200. So they're doing pretty good, but they want to bump that up. Yep. But these guys, they do have the nuts in a fucking vice. Yeah.

And this guy doesn't look like he's about to back down. So it's one of those things that actually looks like it could be like a real actual problem. Yeah. I mean, they'll probably have a couple of weeks where they're like not working or whatever. And actual problem yeah i mean they'll probably have a couple weeks where they're like not working or whatever and then they'll eventually they'll reach i mean they want to work and the people want them to work it's just you know it's a delicate negotiation but yeah we can have a little bit of a problem he's the guy he's talking like the godfather

that guy is the godfather of the fucking docks yeah he's the fucking the real deal union man like you read about in the fucking old school books, my friend. Plus, that's the thing. Everything's made out of the country now. So you're like, yeah, if you want all the shit that you globalists send all our jobs away for, you want all these goods, then hey. Yep.

That's how you're getting them. You're getting them through the dog. Can't be replaced. And they want like a robot protection and stuff. He goes, these these robots these robots are coming for a job they don't want the robots to get involved that they that's one of their big things they hate the robots yeah they hate the robots i mean most of the most of the unions a lot of what they're talking about is stopping the robot yeah i mean the robots are coming

you're not gonna break off a piece for me these guys got millions billions of dollars oh man the mob yeah you know the mobs don't get a piece am i taking crazy pills i'm looking around i'm seeing millions here i'm seeing millions here i'm looking my bank account i'm feeling a little parched over here a little thirsty you're not gonna wet chuck's peak yeah he's basically saying he also can't factor in that he obviously can't be like you know how much we have to kick down to the mob to make things run smoothly it's like like, obviously, I can't say it, but it's like, goddamn. It's like the kickbacks to the mob are insane. I don't think you understand how much getting kicked back.

Like in the fucking gray market here. You think this chain was fucking free? Yeah, exactly. None of it. And on top of that, World War III has been heating right up. Oh, yeah. Danny knows a little bit more about this than me. Macklemore got in trouble because he really...

Macklemore was doing... You know what's funny? Because Macklemore did a festival and he started saying, fuck America. Palestine Fest or something. Palestine Fest. He started saying, fuck America. People started hitting him on it, right?

And then he kind of comes out and apologizes, being like, listen, I got a little carried away. And I was like, that... It is funny because... What are you apologizing for? If you're going to be an activist and you're getting kicked off of things and losing some things, you go, that is activism.

Yeah, that's activism. That's the deal. And you do hate America. You're like, I want to do only the activism that I don't get in trouble for anything. It's like, that is what you're supposed to do. It's like, make a stink, get in some trouble. Yeah, didn't have to wear the rabbi costume as you were yelling, you hate America. Maybe you didn't have to pull that bad boy out of storage.

With the nose. With the nose. But fair enough. Mackclemore with the fair play that was one of the most classic fucking costumes mclemore ever put on with the nose that was amazing yeah so i i kind of feel like it was if you go back to what you know traditional activism if you go i i i feel like a lot of people that want to be activists have been so pampered for the last eight years where they get cheered on by every major news corporation and their business and their school and everything and they're just like, for the first time the people are, there's like some consequences

and they're like, oh sorry, I thought I was doing the activism that everyone loved, you go, then what is this? Right, right, right, well they thought You're supposed to ruffle some feathers if you're trying to ruffle feathers Yeah, they thought activism was like a net benefit for your career and they go, no, no, you there should be like muhammad ali going to jail you know this is supposed to be the opposite yeah you're supposed to do something and then there's supposed to be some pushback and or otherwise you're not doing anything no you know

but i guess forever it was just like you know i'm saying that you know i'm screaming the slogans that are at the bank exactly yeah i'm'm screaming. Aren't I fucking out there? Yeah. You know, I'm screaming stuff that, you know, everyone in powerful positions agrees with and actually wants me to do. I'm doing their bidding, some might say. And then on top. So then now, I guess it's like we've kind of said, this is one of the first ones where

there's some concept. And again, his whole audience, they're like, yeah, we hate America, too. They're probably like death to America chants. Right. Them and fucking. For the festival. america too they're probably like death to america chance right them and for the festival hezbollah death to america loving it hezbollah situation is obviously you know now people have been posting the photo where it's like if you're one of the top 20 people in hezbollah is like x x x looks like a you know john wick basically yeah you know like what you'd expect at the end of a john wick movie where he's sitting there he's got one guy left to x out by far the worst part about the so obviously people know but like iran launched ballistic

missiles into israel which ballistic missiles ever because you know they have the iron dome but ballistic missiles move so fast that like the iron dome can't get them to their landing and then this this could be not true because obviously a lot of times people are like, yeah, we didn't have any deaths because they'll be like, yeah, you guys hit some buildings or whatever, but no deaths or whatever. But there was one death that is

confirmed being reported and it's like I've watched this video maybe a thousand times. I don't feel good about it. Have you seen this? Why are you watching it so much? Dude, it's fucking crazy. Spank uh surveillance footage of so they're like the only death reported was one palestinian guy and it was from a fuselage of a jet that like malfunctioned and literally it's like wily coyote shit it's like a giant like you know two ton fuselage the guy's just like standing there by a street light and it just fucking

falls on him oh it's crazy dude it's all over twitter but it's just like this dude's just sitting there just like the thing goes just lands on it it's it like it looks like a fucking ant being smushed it's insane but it's from far away it's like crazy but then they're like yeah this is the only person who got killed by Iran. I've not seen that. It was a Palestinian guy. It's a crazy video. It looks so fake. It looks so fake, but it's real.

But anyways, yeah, shit's popping off. I don't know. What do you think is going to happen? What's the Danny Polashuk prediction? Because it depends who's the president, for starters. I mean, nobody knows who the president is right now. I said it depends who's going to be the president. I mean, who's the president right now?

Well, that's why I'm saying it probably depends on what happens in the next little bit. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, it seems like America might get dragged into this or already are. I think it's unclear. But yeah, I don't know. I mean, this was

probably pretty natural that this was going to happen, like that Iran was going to get involved. They have an okay business model where they shoot these fucking you know ten dollar drones and it costs 10 million dollars to shoot them down yeah like that is an okay business model for every fucking 10 cents i shoot over there i mean the missile manufacturers are loving this because they shoot missiles oh yeah missiles at the missiles they're all just exploding and then oh they're just sitting there counting their fucking longshoremen's watching that being like,

I chose the wrong career. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, definitely people, weapons contractors, they're eating right now. Oh, buddy. Buddy, they're like, yeah, just keep blowing up

missiles with our missiles. Man, we're eating good. There's no one eating better than them right now. No. But yeah, I've definitely seen all the the usual suspects being like this is war let's fucking go you know yeah yeah for sure um i mean i don't know

who knows what's gonna happen graham's cream in his pants everybody was saying this is the october surprise for the election was world war three popping off but geez yeah i don't know i don't know we'll see it's it's hard to predict. Iran's not exactly going to just be like, all right, that was our one thing and we're done, I imagine. But I don't know. I'll tell you what, we'll keep an eye on it. Yeah, we'll keep an eye on it. I mean, the question will be if Trump wins and then what happens if he goes, all right,

everybody, knock it off. Yeah, does he say knock it off, swing a dick around? Yeah, yeah. Is Trump going to do the like, all right, crazy guy's back in office, knock it off. I think he does do some version of that. Some version. Yeah, yeah. Like, is Trump gonna do the, like, alright, crazy guy's back in office. Knock it off. I think he does do some version of that. Some version of that, yeah. Well, he came out. He comes up to that. I think he goes up to the main guy. He tries to make him flinch.

Well, he came out, like, he put a tweet out last week and he goes, Iran's the one who's behind keeps trying to kill me. Yeah, that's what he said, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then this happens, so he's got Iran in the scope. Trump's got Iran in the scope. Keep an eye on this. Danny's the war correspondent. Yeah, I'm this happens, so he's got to run in the scope. Trump's got to run in the scope. Keep an eye on this. Danny is the war correspondent.

Yeah, I'm the war correspondent. But, yeah, I don't know. Shifting gears for a little bit. Women are done with the bad boys. Meet the women who fall in love with the men behind bars. So we've been talking about this for a little bit. Female simps, if you will. Female simps.

But it's funny because they're influencers now, and they've taken over a whole section of tiktok so there's these guys that are in jail and which we had john uh johnny mitchell is one of the people we had on the podcast um but there's these guys that are uh living in you know in jail and then the pen pals yeah some of them are pen pals some of the girls know before mostly it's these girls that met the guys on the pen pals but the girls have created a whole influencer campaign of like, you know, day in the life of going to. The best is that there's and then there's one chick who she's a jail coach.

So she like was like, oh, you know what? There might be a business here helping women like navigate the world of dating a guy. It's always money to be made. Who's in. I guarantee she's not making much money but like who's dating a guy in prison on a different continent because it's like

Australian chicks will go like become pen pal with some guy who's like locked up in Idaho yeah and you're like

why how gross are you why like you don't have Australian dudes you don't understand he's the biggest baddest criminal

yeah he goes we just get each other you know so she wants to get ready for the first in person meet with my man that's what she says on tape

and I've hired this coach to help me she's putting so she puts on her makeup they do it's how to do makeup for the prison get ready with me

while I you know it's a lot of it's outfits Katie is in prison in the states and she's long distance relationship like Danny said

so a little one life hack here is pretending you're in jail get on these websites meet these girls and then be like i'm getting out oh i got out early you make a fake like pen pal website yeah so you always want to look at how you can hack these things so if you're a dude on the scene trying to smash pretend you're a jail have a few photos of you like of you looking kind of tough in your jail thing. Just get it against a white wall. Post those photos. Go back and forth with all these girls

and then be like, crazy, I just actually got my sentence reduced randomly if you want to come see me. And then now you're just sitting on 40 girls. Yeah, you set up, you go, I'll be at this hotel. Tell her you're out on bail.

You set up time slots. Tell her you're out on bail for like a week so she actually thinks time's limited. Sure're on bail for like a week so she actually thinks time's limited sure oh that's a good idea this is an okay idea if you're trying to get the you know the problem though i guess the one problem about this whole thing is that all these women are gross some of them aren't that gross i guess there's a few of them that are okay but they're making a career as an influencer 23 year old melbourne women met her American husband Rondell see you could be the Rondell that's what I'm saying

yeah I could be Rondell via a prison pen pal website they fell in love married well still in prison well you don't have to marry them but I think that

you could use love Ryan you don't get it true love dissect their experiences they have a podcast now so this is the one problem is if you are

if you are in jail and you meet these girls, they're- You got to be on a podcast. You got to be- What? I mean, I wish fucking they let people in jail do podcasts. That would be awesome. That would be amazing. I know.

Didn't like- What was it? It wasn't- They said- It wasn't Tory Lanez like recording all this shit from jail? Yeah, there's people that- There's definitely different people over the years that have smuggled in recordings.

Yeah, I mean... Sometimes they smuggle in a phone and they do these crappy songs and stuff like that. Well, that's what Johnny does. They all have phones now. Yeah. I'm sure they could be making some fucking... Day in the Lifestyle content

includes receiving flowers from her incarcerated boyfriend. So, Day in the Life... It's also funny to be like... Why does he send flowers flowers i guess he has money in his commissary but you go meet the girl and she's like i wake up at 10 a.m and what i do i meet my boyfriend and then i walk in i have to say hi to the jail guard because they're not gonna let me physical contact oh we're only allowed to do a handshake so let's search my rectum and i then search my rectum currently i'm getting my rectum searched didn't like it that much

yeah it's uh here's him yelling at me because I didn't sneak into the condom of cigarettes that he asked me for and there you are just guys just

not charged with multiple felonies in jail and they just can't meet a girl yeah whereas these guys are swimming in it what are you doing wrong

the only down time is you have to date an influencer that's the only downside that is a big downside that she's that you're her influencer thing too it's like you're specifically so like i know you think you're not gonna be like making content you're like oh you're wrong it's like we got together because i'm making dude you have to be fresh out of jail and tick and right into being a tiktok influencer boy yeah you're like i've been like when i went to jail

though like there wasn't even the internet now i'm like straight to t. You're like, I don't know what any of this stuff is. Well, guess what, man? You better get fucking really used to holding that phone because that's what you do now. The guy's just like, please, bring me back. Yeah, he goes, well, there's a good way to go back, guys. He's waiting for the guard to come search the room for the phone. That'd be funny if the prisoners start uh rallying that there's no phones allowed in there yeah or it's like brooks and shawshankers like i can't go

out i can't i don't know what's out there they're they're they're lobbying to have their own rights taken away because the girlfriends are taking advantage when it comes to so a big part of it is them dress code because they can't show up with the fucking tits hanging out when they're going to visit a jail and the comment section is full of women explaining the top they wore was deemed too revealing by the guards who didn't let them in with these tops. So they, you know, top 10 prison outfits to meet my bank robber boyfriend is the kind of content that's going on. That's good, man. Women are out there. She tried screen recording and the prison guard found out she was banned from three months oh no prison so they do they do have some strict policies they have to be really

sneaky with their influencing yeah yeah you have to be embarrassed with the other prisoners when you find out that your fucking girl's making a fucking mockery of your sentence talks and shit oh yeah you're getting you're getting clowned but so when i was talking about how guys could hack it there's another one that guys did hack, which was, they wrote this article, a girl wrote an article saying, field users complained that the kink dating app has been taken over by vanilla men. Casual sex is now kinky. So they, by the way, if you have a kink dating app, you know, I mean, you know we're having

95% dudes that are going to be on there. Of course. Guys show up and they're like, oh wait wait, there's chicks who want to smash. And they just go, yeah. But they're like, oh, there's a knob where girls are just into anything. I can do whatever I want to them. Sure, there'll be so many women. Yeah.

You just got to say, yeah, I'm into anything. It's 20 just slews versus 8,000 men being like, oh, there's easy slews. And then there's a bunch of guys being like oh this is the dating app for easy hoes yeah and then the girl that might be a good enough ratio some guys go 8 000 it's working for somebody sure but yeah there's anything that starts out like this being like the app where girls just always are hoes and you do whatever you want to them it's like lo and behold it's fucking just ashley madison all over yeah it's ash lo and behold, it's fucking just... Ashley Madison all over again. Yeah, it's Ashley. Lo and behold, it's like 99% fucking dudes. Some kinky folks are now complaining the app has become too mainstream.

It's been infiltrated by heterosexual men just seeking casual sex. Oh, that's not a kink. Girls forget that kinky sex for a guy is a different woman. Yes, exactly. Yeah, I just want a different chick every night. That is that. You know what i mean a lot of dudes you'd be like i guess there's you know dudes that are into the wacky shit but you're like what's actually wackier is a different one yeah yeah yeah sometimes you like can't remember a name yeah yeah yeah that's pretty wacky kinky yeah my kink is not knowing your name i'm not sure what your name is kink is not exchanging your contact deleting the deleting you and trying to find another blocking you on the app

after we meet up it's funny that the nine kinky girls being like it's just guys that want to bang yeah it's not about gatekeeping or shaming people for being vanilla she just wants to she wants you to know that most of the time it comes back to men not respecting women and equating kink with casual sex and engaging in risky acts like choking and impact play without understanding how to do it safely. Impact play? Punching? Impact play.

What's impact play? Is that punching? It has to be punching. Impact play. That's the jungle that she... Impact play is a funny name. Impact play is a human sexual practice in which one person is struck

usually repeatedly by another person for the gratification of either or both parties. Yeah, so it's like old school alcoholic dad is just in the impact play. That is funny though. A guy that's like charged with beating his wife showing up with like a, you know, the fucking leather outfit and being like you don't understand it was impact play

ladies and gentlemen of the jury he's got nipple tassels on do i look like a man who doesn't take kink seriously damn some guys are probably like oh you're in a rough stuff and then it's like yeah like you know choking which is like the most vanilla shit for these chicks oh yeah choking but there's probably only 12 of these chicks that are I don't know the exact numbers

but you know the ratio yeah yeah plus if you're wrong about the impact play thing if you think she's into that and she's not it was John Gomeshi that was the original

meet and greet yeah yeah the original impact play and it was with the girl from Trailer Park Boys and a teddy bear what was the teddy bear again he had a teddy

bear that he was like his safety teddy bear and then i fucking can't remember what the teddy bear his name was and then he would like start beating on these chicks and he would turn the teddy bear away from him so the teddy bear didn't have to watch that's not true yes that was the whole thing with gian gomeshi is he had the bear that was like he always had the bear with him it was like his like safety blanket bear kind of thing and then when he would like start getting wild he would turn the bear away stop yeah you don't remember this kind of he had a name for it it was uh let's see what the name is bear name um here big ears teddy oh my god yeah big ears teddy and then uh he would he would turn the bear away.

Because he goes, Big Ears Teddy, you don't need to see this. You don't need to see what Daddy's about to do. Very funny. Wild. Yeah, it helped him with his anxiety disorder. So, yeah, anyways, the guys that are just looking for hoes has definitely the supply of dudes looking for hoes. Well, you just got to be really, you got to do research before you get on here about, like, what supply of dudes looking for hoes. Well, you just gotta be really, you gotta do research

before you get on here about like what an actual freaky do is. Phone book? Doesn't leave a mark. Don't ask me why I know that. What is the safe way to punch a girl in the face? Put a phone book there and then you punch the phone book.

They're not understanding how to do it safely. Like what is the safe way to do it? Do they mean the place is on their face to punch them? No, this is a big grift. So now there's just like there's the coach for the fucking jail.

There's going to be an impact play coach. This is how you properly do it. It's like opposite of self-defense. It's like opposite of self-defense class. Wildest job ever. You punch a woman in the face

safely. Safely? It's just a bunch of guys sitting in the thing like wife bud light in their hand it's a natty light yeah yeah oh we're gonna talk about oh yeah kink right right right yeah i'm kinky yeah i'm kinky right right how uh when do we get to how you uh put a lit cigar out on her safely you know those car lighters i still have one and i'm wondering how we can burn what's the uh safe way for me to uh blow torch a dime and then uh put it on a hooker's ass because that's next week that's next week we told you right now you're getting a little ahead of yourself here right

now right now we're telling you to do a safe smack on the back of the head impact play back play all right well i think the i i maybe i guess you give them a couple warnings and then once they flinch you go you flinch yeah yeah so then now they know once they flinch that two's coming i think what actually happens is you call Punch Buggy first, and that's the safe way to do it. A little doorknob action. Yeah, the safe way to do impact is you fart, and then you call doorknob. Impact play.

All right. Well, you learn new stuff on this podcast, that's for sure. Yeah, so Ali, who wrote this article, believes many straight men are using terms such as naturally dominant or ethically non-monogamous to get away with abuse and infidelity. Yeah, chicks don't love when you switch ethically non-monogamous around.

Yeah, I'm ethically non-monogamous too. Just don't tell my wife. Just don't tell my wife I said that. too just don't tell my wife just don't tell my wife i said that in a crazy twist of events dudes are using these terms that they invented to get pussy the chicks invented to be whores i'm also ethically non-monogamous. Yeah, you go, no, I'm not cheating. I'm ethically non-monogamous.

I'm not punching you. I'm naturally dominant. Yep. Impact play. All that stuff. Impact play. To get away with abuse and infidelity. So who would have thought?

Who would have thought that men are dogs? Yeah, who in the fucking universe would have thought that this one would have got used for those reasons? For some reason, casual sex is now considered kinky by some men on field because they're finding via this app, but it's really not. So basically, they're meeting up with these kinky girls,

and the girl's like, all right, so I'm going to put all these straps on, and you're like, let's just do a quick one first, just to whittle the whistle, and then he just gets his quick one out, and then he just leaves and goes,

yeah, I'm going to go change into my leather daddy thing. I'll be back. I'm just to go change into my leather daddy thing. I'll be back. Window. What's up? Again? Bathroom windows open.

You go, oh, come on. I obviously like to, you know, I crank out a couple nuts. So I just get the first one out quick so we can get in the zone of things. And then I'll head over to the back you know get a couple quick shots in there just a little couple liver shots yeah just you know just just to wet our whistle let me let me just bust a quick nut get a couple fucking rib shots in here then i'm gonna go to the back changing i got my leather daddy outfit in the bathroom shit man yeah i think you're just a girl starts to give him the head just starting just comes immediately man i'm so kinky uh what was that where are you going i'm ethically non-monogamous

this is ethical! Hey, man. Chicks figure out these things, and guys just ruin them, you know? Yeah, I know. It sounds like these guys' kink is one-night stands with sleuths. Yeah, I don't know. That should be a kink, though. Does that count?

I guess you can probably put that on the spectrum. Yeah. My kink is one-night stands with a new girl, but with my shirt on. You know how they put the zipper on the thing? That's the guy's like, no, I just love zippers. Like, for example, I just have mine undone and my clothes are still on. Well, you suck me off. That's a weird kink.

What are we judging now? Is that what we're doing? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't. I'm sorry. I think you like getting punched is fucked up. I don't say anything, though. Yeah, I'm still fucking willing to do it.

Spits on the hand. Get ready to go. All right. So we doing rings on or off? I mean, honestly, the crazy thing is if field was around 10 years ago, I would have been poking around on there for sure. I think at some point you just go i'll poke around on all of them i know i know there might be too many now if you were in college probably you'd just be like

yeah i'll just poke around on every app i know but then whatever at 3 a.m whatever one's whatever one the girls like come over now right like well if a kink it is i guess some guy wants to fight you i go i can't i gotta fight this chicken in half an hour so guys like what's your fucking problem i go sorry man i'd love to scrap i'd love to scrap my can't show up all bloody can't show up bloody knuckles man i'm gonna need these for later why are you bloody you go i just had a three o'clock i'm kicking like that i didn't tell you i'm ethically non-monogamous i'm ethically non-monogs oh yeah we would have we would have some good stories if we were yeah i'm kind of sex positive

positive i'll be having sex positive i'll be having sex with a different girl tomorrow scary though with the field thing just because like you know you're so worried about getting in trouble hey what was that i'm gonna play something okay split no well you finish oh that was it just like you know chicks are prone to you know ruin your life with a wolf some charges i mean listen that's i think that's like a waiver in the field like is it like you both signed some sort of waiver or something i wonder if that's a part yeah that i'm ethically punching yeah yeah like we like do you agree to terms it's just a guy fucking using their head like a fucking Ethically punching? Yeah, yeah. Like, do you agree to terms?

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harris but they did a they did a video telling white guys why they should vote like vote for kamala harris but they did it like a beer commercial it goes hey white guys you know he was not did you watch it no i don't think it's over oh you didn't i don't know if i was in our group chat oh you fuck i'm glad you haven't seen this so i get to show this to you for the first time no you're gonna like this hey white dudes so i think we're all pretty sick of hearing how much we suck. Every time you go online, it's the same story. We're the problem. And yeah, some white dudes are. Not you, though. What about this fuck?

What's up with this whataboutism going on here in this? White dudes for Harris. Boom, boom, boom. No, we're all bad. What are you talking about? Obviously, there's some guys out there. But us white guys, boom, boom, boom. Where's the guy on the skateboard?

Yeah, this is it. All his MAGA buddies are out there put us white guys. Boom, boom, boom. Where's the guy on the skateboard? Yeah, this is it. All his MAGA buddies are out there making it worse, shouting nonsense in their stupid red hats and acting like they speak for us when they don't. All they've ever done is screw us over. But if you're not on the MAGA train, where do you go? Isn't it just swapping out one crappy option for another? Then it hit me.

This isn't about picking teams. It's about who's got a plan that's going to make life better for me and my family. one crappy option for another. Then it hit me. This isn't about picking teams. It's about who's got a plan that's going to make life better for me and my family. So I've been doing my own research and decided to check out... I thought we weren't doing our own research. Now you do your own research.

You're a white guy. This is geared towards white guys. I thought we weren't... They're appealing to guys like you. You know. Oh, okay. So we're allowed to do our own research again. They're saying you're a white...

Listen, you're a white... Is this a temporary pass? Is this like temporary? Just like you're allowed to do our own research again. They're saying you're a white. Listen, you're a white. Is this a temporary pass? Is this like temporary? Just like you're allowed to do your own research. After November 5th, no more research again. But we're giving you a fucking two month pass. No, this guy did the research. So you don't have to.

That's the part that you're missing out on. Oh, gotcha. But I thought that was a bad thing. And before you jump down my throat, they're actually talking to guys like us. No lectures. No lectures. No BS. Just real solutions. No lectures.

No BS. Just guys like us. Like there's a fucking Goomba in the Bronx being like, hey, they're talking to guys like us. I was going to go vote for Trump, but I didn't realize that them walls were just like me No BS This is pretty funny right That looks Hispanic though Before you jumped down my throat I thought it was bad too

But then I realized This was just no BS No cap Just all the real deal shit for white guys. You in the military? Now they're speaking to us. I know, I know, I thought they weren't, but I looked into it. Turns out they are.

They are. He's barbecuing. Honestly, I think Harrison Walls iss are the ones that make that happen. End of the day, you're your own man. It's your call. Did you grab about it? Tell them it's none of their damn business. Boom!

All right. Let's get to work. White dudes for Harris. It is just so funny, though, that they started with, like, I know. I know. That is hilarious, right?

That's like a political ad. I know. That is hilarious, right? That's like a political ad. I know. We called you deplorables fucking eight years ago for just being broke and poor and white. I know. I know. But that was that old. That was that bitch Hillary Clinton.

Isn't that hilarious to start a political ad by being like, I know. Listen, I. All right. All right. All right. Truce, everybody. Let's just call the truce. You said some things.

We said some things. Let's just let bygones be bygones. This is important. The guys like us is super funny, though. It's not us, man. It's these other red hat guys making us look silly. Don't you wish you could just walk around with a red hat anymore? Think what they've taken from you.

Hey, listen, buddy. I thought that, too. We're just trying to live our life out here. Cook some beer. We're trying to cook some beer. I mean, it is like trying to cook some beer. Drink some dogs. Guys, I got this.

There's three things I like. The game, beers, and dogs. And now I find out that Kamala Harris is talking all about those things. Yeah. I mean, that is going to... They're probably going to get... They got swizz of the election? Yeah. Oh mean, that is going to... They're probably going to get... They got swizzed in the election? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. They're going to get 10 people from that. Do you think that there's some guy in the airport watching one of those bad boys? He's like, that freaking bitch... Wait, she's a guy like me? I mean, you know what I mean. She's cool with guys like me? How many guys do you think in the you know the red

states that's gonna switch over they're like they're like cost per conversions about 100k do you think that was written by a man or a woman well then it feels like it was written by a woman yeah but with some input from a guy she goes would a guy say this he goes yeah i guess yeah would a guy say try not to get fired. Try not to get fired. I guess. The original script was like, listen, I just want to eat my vegan dogs in peace. And the guy goes, no, no, let's not do the impossible. The original is like, look at us. You want to eat your handful of bugs and just play with your wife's cock.

Guys like us, you know? They brought in a consultant who's just like a plumber yeah no it's just like 19 people in the focus group being like no when we said guys like you like to play with your wife's dick is that is that accurate you guys what the hell she goes no no we're gonna get rid of that get rid of that stuff he's not responding well to this he's not he's not responding well to sucking what do you like not responding well sucking this. What do you like? I don't know. You're not responding well to sucking off your wife. Do you do your own research?

He goes, sure, sometimes. He goes, oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. That's really good. I love that. You ever worn a red hat that's not a MAGA hat? He goes, yeah, I'm a Cincinnati Reds fan. She goes, and how does, do you like it when,

do you not like it when people mistake that for a MAGA hat? He goes, not, I don't care. I'm not a pussy. Oh, we're not pussy. I love it. What's that P word you just said? Oh, the P word word that's good and then the guy yeah that guy's just sitting there with the voice actor they bring in a plumber but they're not gonna let the plumber on the mic but the plumber is talking and he's trying to replicate his voice yeah hello can you speak again he goes

uh how are you doing he goes how you do how you do it how you do okay should do it again like yeah yeah he has a plumber teaching him how to do the voice this is one of the few times where like you know when you when you get the sides as the voice actor and they go we're looking for uh you know they go guys of any ethnicity and then you go yeah not me this time the white guys go okay finally fuck like some guy comes in he goes hey man what's up you white guy he goes no no no sorry if i was a voice actor i'd feel like that was a trap if they brought me in for a line it was like white guys everyone's telling us we're the problem enough's enough and you go well what was the commercial for again hey i told you i did the fucking the basketball one

where it ended up just being like the blackest guy being the basketball for the 2016 nba all-star game and they didn't you also go out for the role of like pindar super didn't know a guy named dinesh and i go what am i doing here but it was like the basketball and i just played it straight like a white guy go hey i'm a basketball bank of montreal basketball and then it was like yo what up man i'm the basketball and i'm like if i come out i'm like yo what's up man i'm not and they're like yo you're never allowed back here. I had one of those where I went out for a role of rapper. Guess what that rapper looked like when the commercial aired.

That would be funny if that was Danny's career. He was the voice. That would be like a scandal if I know. You're wearing your yarmulke. Yo, you know what it is? Yo, get the best rates possible At Bank of Montreal During the 2016 NBA All-Star Game

I'm just a basketball I'm a motherfucking basketball Gonna go through a little bit Of climate change stuff Cause there's been some funny There's been some funny stuff Coming out Yeah

So they've been I feel like they have been overstretching their hand and one of the ones we've talking about and i've even said this on stage but we go girls uh they love you know climate change up into the point where it actually has something that they have effect with for example taking long showers having to wash their clothes more uk public washing their clothes is often damaging to the environment uh says laundry brand guardians doing this article a lot of people are so they've been starting to be what are some other things and they're going hard on the wash in their clothes make flights an hour longer to save the planet yeah it's not gonna work on a sun article just go slower yeah everybody wants to be on a fucking

slower plane to save what was it 7% of the gas or something I'm good probably no on that but I don't think girls are gonna get on I don't think girls are gonna get on board with the idea of washing their clothes less whereas guys like me and you who wear our pants probably 4 or 5 times a piece before you pop them in there

5? 25? dude if you actually did a study I think you might find that girls have way more carbon emissions than men easily you know what I'm saying and if you actually Did a study I think you might find That girls have Way more carbon emissions Than men Easily You know what I'm saying And if you look at that

Easily Right and you go It is the audacity Of if you think about A girl yelling at you About the environment When she uses Probably twice the carbon

Oh my god My wife like literally Goes grocery shopping And like all the time She'll have stuff And I go like She'll like We'll be putting it

In the fridge And I go Do you just want me To throw this in the garbage now or just wait till next week and then she's every girl and then she goes she goes and then cut to me next week just throwing in the garbage girls love putting a little bit of food in the fridge and just leaving it there for the rest of eternity or like buying stuff because they're like pretending they're like oh no i am like this person This is what I eat now

No you don't No then you throw out a full thing of food Yeah like you're not eating this fucking salad Before it goes bad And you're not eating that many avocados Oh avocados I'm like straight into the trash A company that sells cleaning products Giving customers a surprise advice

Wash your clothes less It's calling for a change in our laundry habits So I'm sure if you do care about you know if you're like obsessed with carbon emissions there's obviously there's truth to that sure it takes money to heat up water i don't fucking wash my pants ever it's because i care about carbon emissions yeah i mean it is though i can't imagine that okay i'm probably actually not a good example because we fly a lot yes but if you took me before i flew all the time i wasn't using that much carbon no if anything i probably every girl that's

buying all this stuff throwing it out fast fashion throwing it out we're buying pairs of pants killing the fucking environment women are literally like just killing the environment and then with finger waving at you i know i know There's like a few of them that are like maybe upcycling their shit. Most of them are just terrors. Yes, agreed. Fucking just getting us into a new ice age. Just expediting the process. You tired of people telling you when you're not even using carbon.

You take steps to reduce your carbon emissions. But that's not what the bros think. So the two Just Stop Oil activists are doing two years in jail. Yeah. What'd they get popped for? I think it's... The glue?

Plummer. The girl's name is Plummer. She gave a 20-minute address to the judge in mitigation in which she cited Mahama... Oh, she just cited Gandhi cited uh muhammad oh she's just cited gandhi and nelson mandela saying that she's basically nelson mandela and she's going to jail for that okay but they're doing a couple years and they said they'll take their sentences with a smile so ten thousand

basically the sentences for causing ten thousand were the damage for the soup throwing but all these people have been throwing the soup yeah which is know, you almost think of this as like predatory from the standpoint of where you go, you know, there's probably some guy that's probably like around our age, you know, he's got

like a TA sensibility, starts these climate organizations, gets a bunch of young college kids, convinces them to go throw paintings and now they're in jail. You know what I mean?

Yeah, hey man, well this is like the Macklemore thing. It's like, yeah, I mean, if you want to do some activism, you gotta pay the price. Yeah, I guess that's, you are doing it. Yeah, you're doing like the Macklemore thing. It's like, yeah, I mean, if you want to do some activism, you've got to pay the price. Yeah, I guess you are doing it.

Yeah, you're doing it. You're doing activism. Nothing changed. Nothing changed at all other than you're now in jail causing... You do have some skin in the game. Predominantly your skin being used as a... Stuck to the road from when they had to remove your hand that was glued to it and half of it stayed there.

I mean, hey, you want to do this kind of activism. I mean, you've changed... And it's used as a human pincushion in jail. You've changed zero minds. If anything, you've actually done... The Just Stop Oil people are doing a negative job because people see that and they hate them so much. That's for sure true.

Like, you're actually... Had you not done anything, you wouldn't be in jail and we'd probably be better off. Yeah, because people would be more on board with your policies. Yeah, yeah policies yeah yeah funny how that works i mean they're probably of people changing people's minds yeah i would say that the the the van goes i don't think people give too much of a shit about one of the traffic the stopping traffic when people like if if i was

ever in traffic and I was running late for somewhere or I was, you know, maybe like right on time and they stopped traffic and it made me be late for something important or even work or something. Yeah. I would, for the rest of my life, I would hold that grudge probably. Oh, for sure. I'd be like, fuck these climate people. Yeah, exactly.

Right. Clowns. Yeah. Your wife's like, should we get an electric car? You're like, no. No, because fuck them. Yeah. Fuck them. No, we're going gas diesel yeah most and we're getting a diesel

stove everything is that even a thing you know it's it is now yeah and i'm we're getting a diesel stove i i actually am not one to hold a grudge i think i would hold that grudge for life yeah those people are fucking dupes and then the other thing is so climate activists the next five years are make or break and they did a big thing basically saying that uh you can't say that every five years yeah so i found this article that did a list of all the people that did a doomsday yeah where they and if they haven't gone back forever that's what i didn't realize it was going back like i thought this would have maybe started in kind of you know in the last hundred years or whatever there's people predicting like climate apocalypse is like 2 000 years ago yeah well the thing is is nobody

there's no like like you have to make crazy predictions nobody wants someone that's true like you know hey nothing's gonna happen okay great we're not printing that so you gotta be wild like if you're going we're fine it was okay not printing and then also you're like i'm gonna make these crazy predictions. And you go, well, what about 10 years when it's not true? It's like, I'll be 30 and I've grown out of this shit. Yeah. Or I'll be like, I'll have crazy new predictions.

And I'll be like, oh yeah, those predictions were wrong. But my new predictions are even scarier. Al Gore was one of the biggest one. He said there's 70% chance that he was, Al Gore was set that like 14 years ago, he basically said within the next five to seven years. So he was predicting 10 years ago, the entire polarized ice cap would melt and it'd be flooding everywhere and basically the world would be over.

Greta Thunberg said we had five years left. Well, that's why she actually did it smart because she switched to Palestine where you go, all your predictions would wrong. And goes you're still fucking there's a fucking genocide going yeah i don't know are you fucking blind i'm on i'm so far past that who gives a shit about that yeah so that was actually a smart move yeah is when your prediction runs out move on to a new thing and a much more tangible thing that's like actually happening daniel fogra said no more glaciers by 2020 okay but if you click on the link uh which i sent you the quora thing someone

basically went through and is there's a lot of these like kind of funny ones basically 1912 they said there'll be no more coal or wood yeah because of a snowball snowball earth snowball earth um Snowball Earth And they have all these articles So this is 1924 Glacier Park will soon lose All of its ice piles Yeah No more glaciers by 2020 Let's see some good ones here So this is March

1977 Basically saying the world's oil Will disappear Well yeah that was the peak oil In the first decade of the 21st century This is March 1977. Basically saying the world's oil will disappear. Well, yeah, that was peak oil. In the first decade of the 21st century. Well, I guess peak oil technically is right because I guess there is. So you think they got that one? Well, no, no, no.

Theoretically, there must be a finite amount of oil in the world. Acid rain was a big one. Oh, yeah, I remember acid rain. Remember the ozone layer? Remember that? Ozone layer. Remember when we were kids? The hole in the ozone layer.

That was a big thing. I said that to someone. They said they fixed it. They did fix fix it that's what they're saying they go yeah they they this is like one of the ones where people are like yeah they actually took the what's the fluorocarbons or whatever cfcs chlorofluorocarbons they go they took that out of everything and then it fixed it i don't know i'll have to take the word for it but they said they fixed it said drinking water supplies will dry up on islands by 1992 okay salon has some good ones here uh yeah anyways uh 50 million look it's just you know if you make crazy claims people want to read them if you don't make crazy claims nobody's interested

pentagon telling bush yeah i mean you are right but it is interesting you know going back and seeing it all you know yeah and i mean 50 years from now we'll go back and it'll be the same shit uh half the countries will be gone there's some claims saying all every animal will be gone by already now and these are all kind of like in major papers and stuff like yeah i mean there's that thing where all the climate rich climate people are like you know i know this has been said this is but like you know they're like all the water lines are or the sea levels are going up and then they buy like a 20 million dollar house on the beach yeah yeah that's a good point but it's interesting just looking back at all the things i thought yeah charlatans you know i don't know we you know i did a video

about squatting and we've talked about the squatter stuff a little bit, but there's a probably one of the most craziest ones I've ever seen and moneywise.com did this article, but basically this guy goes, I kind of looked, I was looking into this whole thing, but there's this dude, he lives in Kentucky. He has these buddies and they're kind of friends and the guy comes over and then his car breaks and the guy's like, I don't want to go home. Can I work on my car in your garage? Apparently the guy says, yeah,

I can work, you can work on your car. Two days pass. He still says, I'm working at the car. He starts sleeping in the car and then basically the guy's like, hey,

you know, this has got to wrap up and then the guy says, I have squatters rights. Like, it'd be like if I stayed at your house and I'm in your garage and then all of a sudden

I just don't want to leave and then basically because of this smiled out of control, they started fighting. And then the guy living in the garage goes to the cops being like, this guy pushed me. I want a restraining order against him and gets a restraining order against the owner of the house. So the owner of the house has to stay 500. No way. So the guy's like, I can't be in my own house.

It's too close to the guy squatting in my garage correct oh my god so this one's getting a lot of publicity because the guys out there being like this is crazy the guy living in the garage's story is he goes at some point the guy told me i could live here in exchange for doing some chores and the guy's story is like yeah i said like for a day you know what i I mean? Until you got your car fixed. And, you know, but it's like he said, she said, and he's got to go through the whole procedure and he can't go back because he's got this restraining order. So if he goes back to his own house, he'll get arrested.

It's not the guy's house. It's like, yeah. Can he go back if the guy decides to go run an errand? Can he go back? And then like, oh, that's a good question. If the guy... Well, I think if the guy... Well, the guy's like, I'm never fixing my car, so there will be no errands.

I think when you're squatting, though, probably it's hard. You got to be very probably... What's the right word? Strategic about when you're leaving. Sure. Because someone else can just go and like change the locks or whatever. But I guess you could put like a lock on your door and then like, I think there's like some legality where you can't change the lock. Yeah, and change the locks or whatever. But I guess you could put a lock on your door and then I think there's some legality where you

can't change the lock. Yeah, but then the other guy does the same thing to you. He'd be like, yeah, well, now I'm squatting here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know how that works. I think once you're in the squatting room, once you're in like a... You have to go get the cops. Yeah, you gotta get like the sheriff to do a formal picture. But the guy doesn't have a lease, right? So the guy would be like, well, I live there and you go prove it. The guy doesn't have any proof probably, right? Right, yeah. So I

think his whole thing hinges on he can't really leave because if you leave someone else just does the same thing and then you go get the cops you're like they're at my house and you go prove that your house you go the guy told me i could stay in his garage that's kind of all you have because he's got a restraining order so i think you got to be yeah i think you got a little be a little strategic about how to live there and how to get it there i think once you change your mailing address maybe that's the key point where you go change your mailing address to a garage well you just change it to the house i guess that's fucking so this guy's gonna be hey can you just bring on my mail down no i'm bringing you your mail bringing your squatters mail what

the fuck did you change your address well i think now the guy's taking over the whole house so now he's living large man nice little and i don't i think the end of this, what might happen is worst case scenario, you just get evicted and you had six months free rent. So it is hilarious. Yeah, so everybody does. That's the whole thing. But the crazy part about this one,

I mean, there's lots of crazy parts, but the extra crazy part about it is that it's his buddy that did this, you know? Yeah. Yeah, that's fucking... So lastly, there's this article

that says America's young men are falling even further behind and they, you know, people have talked about how dudes aren't doing so hot and they kind of study basically saying that uh women in the last little while have been doing increasingly better and better and that market shares come from guys and you know if you look at your average guy that's like 20 now versus 10 years ago they're doing way worse most of it exited the workforce some stuff that we've talked about

before and other people have talked about before school but i thought it was relevant to bring up because and then on top of that there's kind of like the jobs that are the more more jobs that get invented or you know less manual labor focus sort of thing but they've also said at the same time that there was an article recently sort of saying that men have increasingly been moving into you know uh trades right yeah and they're saying that's actually starting to reverse this thing so saying if you're like an 18 year old guy a lot of these dudes have been not going to college and if you know there's always that debate of like whether colleges you know you should go to you can be a fucking longshoreman and work overtime make 150 grand a year it's 200 for some of these guys yeah whatever i mean dude

there's like cops in new york city like new york city puts out their list of like the highest paid police officers and there's like many of them who make like 200k because they just work like crazy over time well peter teal he had like a program where he was buying people out of the university i remember that yeah he basically said like he'll pay he'll pay people to not go to university essentially and he kind of apparently they did like a big study and he was like there's no worse investment in the world than buying like an expensive university degree oh for sure like but again that's not talking about the ones that are like you know some of these degrees are mit grand we're talking about these ones that are like 500k right yeah and you you're just like a philosophy major or some shit from harvard

yeah you have finished with a degree that by the time you're halfway through the field doesn't even exist anymore right yeah but it was interesting it was just interesting to me that it kind of said that the things are starting to reverse because the market forces dudes were like, well, yeah, obviously that's not the move. No, no, for sure. And also your parents probably are becoming a little more wise to the shit where they're like, hey, you know what? Maybe don't go to college. Whereas they were probably told, oh, you have to go to college to get ahead yeah it was really like now it's like behind it was really like millennials gen

z that really got fucked it's probably taken long enough that people are starting to wise up to this yeah and all the smart people are like you know what you really don't need to go to college and does the doctor ever catch up to the lawyer you know that right yeah yeah so apparently they when you do that study which is does the doctor ever catch up to the lawyer which is essentially they go okay so doctor uh finishes his you know five years of school then he does like another three then you do an apprenticeship so you start working at 31 you know you start you start at like 31 years old and you're making let's say 100 then 150 so you go out when you're at 50 you go okay the plumber started making you know 80 grand a year at 19, 18. For sure.

Yeah, yeah. And you go, so if he just made 80 to 100, he's already 1.1 million compounding higher than the doctor before the doctor even started working. So they go, does the doctor ever catch up with the plumber? Sorry, the plumber. Or the plumber, yeah. But there's not a lot of plumbers who probably make 800 grand a year unless they own their own business.

Yeah. Right. But there's not a crazy amount. If you probably make 800 grand a year unless they own their own business. Yeah. Right. But there's not a crazy amount. If you look at average salaries for a doctor, it's not like 800. That's the odd guy. I know, but I think in the US, it's like 500 probably or 400.

That's like surgeons. Canada's lower. No, I don't think so. I thought it was higher. I thought it was like doctors make fucking bank in the US. It's hard to find this study because what does your average doctor make? I thought in the US, Canada it's hard to find this study because uh what does your average doctor make i thought

in the u.s canada is one much lower average doctor for physicians median so median wage so that's the difference i think the mean might be a little higher because there's a lot of guys that you know are some surgeon that made seven eight mil a year yeah yeah uh but then again if you want to include that you you know you want to include in some of these guys the plumber that bought nine houses and of course i don't know but the median wage which is probably a better one to look at in this case is 229 oh okay there you go i thought they moved more than i mean there's plumbers who make 200 grand for sure well the question is do they ever catch up yeah and i think the answer is yes but the answer is but also catch up at 52 but the doctors who, yeah, you start earning money at 31, but you also owe a million dollars.

Well, that's the other second part of it. So you owe 500 grand. So basically you both start working at 31, and the plumber has the future value of 1 mil plus the 500K. So he starts basically 2.5 mil ahead of you is kind of the idea yeah something like that i mean a plumber is basically a toilet doctor is it really your house is a surgeon it's fucking er in my house it's like we got a major one code red code red i'm trying to save the porcelain it's not possible let it die

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