The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Professor Says Marriage is White Supremacy & Long Covid Proven False!

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

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University professor Bethany Lateek has claimed that marriage promotes white supremacy, to which local resident Braden Smith responded, Finally someone said it. I've been trying to explain how problematic marriage is to my girlfriend for 17 years, and that by tying that knot, we might as well be tying the knot on our Grand Wizard outfits. Smith continued, As much as I would love to take a vow to only smash one woman for eternity, it's just way too racist.

You heard what the professor said. I could never do that to black people. Bar owner Jamal Green responded by saying, I knew something about holding an expensive ceremony with this woman I've only been with for 12 years was not sitting right with me. But now I realize it's because of racism. Before asking the news team how much enrolling his wife in that lecture might run him. 36-year-old firefighter Jose Lopez is quoted as saying, I see no difference between wedding vows and screaming the n-word, and states that he also felt there might be something white supremacist

about dinner with the in-laws, and asked if that professor abroad could take a look into that as well. The Boys Cast. The Boys Cast. Boys, boys, boys, boys. Boys, boys, boys. Lot going on right now. There's Trump news. Elon vs. Lemon's been popping off. There's a new

term alert. Changing your gender has been a very hot prison tactic for the boys. I mean, that's what I would do. I mean, really, you're a chump if you're not changing your gender to get in the ladies' prison. Not the move to go straight guy guy you know what you want to fight some dude in the yard or you want to fight some chick in the yard balenciaga is at it again now this is crazy because

so balenciaga right now this time it's a four thousand four hundred dollar sticky tape bracelet seems like a good deal so put this on the screen. There's some hypebeasts that are watching this right now being like, yeah, that seems like a pretty good deal. They've really taken it to the extreme this time.

They've outdone themselves. They are currently selling a roll of tape that you put around your wrist. Yeah, but it's a roll of, you know, some super rich family who buys that

because it's like, they have just an indispensable amount of money and then the kid just uses it at some point you know like they go you know what that was so last year just use it well you know what i was sort of thinking because it's like you always sort of see these fashion things and you're like what are they doing over here buddy you know what i mean yeah but then you think about it and the real thing is it is the perfect business model because no woman who has one of these bracelets is buying it for herself no right so you go it's

only being bought for from a rich person for someone else yeah well a rich woman might use her husband's money for it possibly but i don't think any woman who made her own money's buying this shit uh no right this is from the girls who are like i love to travel i love collecting bags and i'm broke yeah yeah yeah i mean they're balenciaga genius though they're like they're just like sitting around and they're like you know meeting of what's new what's new and they go uh just like stuff that's just like on the desk and they go what about this what about this stapler but we say balenciaga it goes fucking water bottle cap necklace there we go not water bottle no that's too much just water bottle cap

no it's like two eyeglasses so basically it's a sleep mask made of eye caps eight grand yeah people buy it's gonna sell out jokes on ryan well they're just taking they yeah we we made a shirt and there was some scraps and we turned that scrap into a neck scarf. Yeah. And people buy that shit. But this one's pushing it to the max. It's like, they honestly can't believe people are buying this. But I think that that's when you actually boil it down. You're like, it is the perfect business model because it's kind of like the wedding ring industry where you're like, everyone knows it's a scam, but the girl doesn't care because

she's not paying for it. So it's like all around the perfect thing. And it is, I have dated a bunch of girls like this there is a because it is a contingent of women that especially like sometimes they didn't grow up rich yeah so it's like all they know is i want to be seen as rich sure so i want this guy to buy me the stuff that is included as rich and you go all i need is for balenciaga to be like rich people have this and then you go well i want that is for Balenciaga to be like, rich people have this. And then you go, well, I want that. Yeah.

But the problem though is nobody, like so few people, like if you're walking around with a tape thing around your, like on the streets in New York, most people are like, what the fuck?

Well, then you have to constantly been like, oh, you don't even know. Yeah. See, I like, I like what the tech billionaires are doing. It's not working on women,

but like the tech, the super rich people who are just like, we actually just. Telling us to buy crypto and saying that's our bracelet. No, no, no. They tech the super rich people who are just like we actually just telling us to buy crypto No, that's our bracelet. No, no, they just they go they dress from like they buy the shirt from Costco You know, there's so much right where it's like the thing where it's like you wear a nice watch until you're so rich and then You do the fashion industry much hate guys like that the billionaires that are just like doing a normal

Yeah, let's drive them nuts Yeah But they still have all the kind of middle rich people who just are they just have so much money there's a certain people who have so much money that they just the interest accumulating on the money they have they just can't okay but here's the thing you always hear kind of uh people that when they're talking shit about billionaires or whatever right they'll be like someone will donate like uh 10 million dollars and then everyone will kind of be like oh that's like a dollar for him and you're just like okay when was the last time you gave someone a dollar it was the last time you gave a homeless person a dollar it was the last time you gave someone a dollar if it's just

a dollar yep do you know what i mean so i think that you don't do the version of that that's equivalent to that no no no of course not no they don't do that but should we start if your chick was like hey i want this thing it's a hundred dollars and it's like a piece of lint like you wouldn't do it no no that's of course but i think it's a very specific demographic and the reason it was sort of making me laugh is you kind of have you there are a lot of women that are just like hot and they're and it's very hot girl type of behavior where they go you know i don't have a job and i like collecting expensive bags yeah love fancy personality right but has there ever been a guy that's like yeah i'm unemployed sleeping on my buddy's couch and my hobby is collecting rolexes no fuck no the closest thing to that would be this is almost

like supreme for you know like supreme just a million billion no no i know but that's obviously that's like the equivalent supreme is like we're putting our logo on absolutely anything. And then if you have a little scrap of money. But even a watch, though. At least it is a watch. Yeah, of course. I mean, the difference with a watch or whatever, even any sort of jewelry, is there's some expectation that it'll reasonably hold its value. Whereas this, in two years, I was going to be like, well, that's not holding its value. No, this chick is going to be like, I'm starting a,

an online business that loses 20 grand a month. And part of the expense is when I ship stuff, I use the Balenciaga tape, you know what I mean? Wrapping shit up. By the way, you know, one thing we talked about last week,

the Kate Middleton thing and the Royal family. By the way, that photo that came out of her, I don't know. Cause as I saw Piers Morgan, he's like, this puts the conspiracy to rest.'m like pierce morgan sort of i'm like that doesn't look like either of them i don't know what put it to rest i'm probably there's a video there's a video of them at like a market or whatever somewhere and then there's a new video

of her and people are saying it doesn't look like her well but it's like one it's she's walking around it looks like it's filmed on like a blackberry you're like you couldn't film this nobody had like an iphone to whip out to film the fucking king and queen right. It looks like it's filmed on a Blackberry. You're like, you couldn't film this? Nobody had an iPhone to whip out to film the fucking king and queen? Right. You know what I mean? It's this grainy video, and you're like, no reason for this to be grainy. So I'm not really commenting on the conspiracy, because it's sort of a girl conspiracy, and it's whatever.

It's fine. But the interesting part to me was when you looked at it, you goimmel fallon colbert is fucking all over this he's foaming at the mouth he can finally has a conspiracy that he's participated in it's fine right sure and it's it's interesting that you go so why is that conspiracy okay it's like colbert's whole thing is like the royal family's hiding the you know hiding one of the girls and there's this big conspiracy and you're just like okay but these are the same people that anyone that says anything's going on, there's anyone in the government that potentially is making some decisions behind the scenes. You're like, this guy deserves to be kicked off the internet, never hear his opinions.

So there is a part of it where you go, these guys have never met an unacceptable conspiracy that they aren't staying away from, as if it's got an electric fence around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the fact that these guys are so on board with it means it's probably not true almost. Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's the super safe, just like that, and the Russia collusion. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, for sure.

What is Cole Bearbin right about what he considers to be a conspiracy so it's almost if you just look at people's batting averages you go every time there's something that's right he's like you can't talk about this you're wrong and then he sort of eases into a little bit two years later and then this one the whole thing they're just like they're lying the royal family and the royal family's powerful you know what i mean this ain't nobody yeah well i don't know so my point is yeah they're probably so far off the target it's kind of like um it's like saying the deep state but your opinion is you're like i think the ufos are running the world you'd be allowed to say that yeah yeah so my point is acceptable and there's there might be something going on but they're probably not close to the target because if they would it feels like they'd be getting like a hey don't

you guys can't be talking about this sure so that's all i'm saying yeah yeah you know what i'm saying i mean again i wouldn't i would just do the opposite of anything steven colbert so i would just be fading colbert but there was another photo there was like a big family photo with the queen that came out and apparently like the royal whatever was like yeah this is all doctored too like they came out and admitted i think there is obviously probably wacky stuff going on but i don't think anyone's hit the nail on the head with what it is what it is and that's probably why that's so acceptable is because like they're not even close they're like do you know what i mean i mean there might be a reasonable explanation. They're like, she has cancer.

She's going to come out in two weeks and then everyone's going to be like. It might be she has cancer. It might be she's just like, hey, she's married to this dude. She basically can't. They're divorced. No, not even that.

She just can't go out in public. Maybe I'm eating the slop here. I think you might be eating slop. Maybe she's just like. I think it's probably most likely there's probably trouble in the divorce and then they're with other people. they've been sort of separated for a while yeah and they're trying to figure out how to handle that and then this thing sort of blew up

and now they're panicking to figure out their story of how to deal with there is something that i just love and there's like the kids involved so it's like there's some other kid that's like not technically his kids so if they they got to figure out what they're gonna do if that guy's gonna be uh the king yeah well yeah i saw that i saw that one where there might be a there might be a bastard child yeah so i think all that stuff's probably true and that's probably kind of what's going on you think so and that's that's why like the photoshopping of the photo she was like photoshop the photo because there's like an extra kid i don't know i don't know about that i think she just might no my point is not that there's something not going on.

My point is that whatever those guys say probably isn't right. Yeah, that's a pretty safe bet right there. For sure. He's just fucking wrong. We got to talk about the royal family. There was last week, there was actually a minute where they go, because the flags in Britain somewhere got lowered to half mass. And then I think Russia said that the king died because he's got cancer right now. it where they go because uh the flags in britain somewhere we got lowered to half mass and then i

think like russia said that the king died because he's he's got cancer right now and so that's people were saying that that uh but again that has nothing to do with i don't know why she would be photoshopping photos of her family because they're scrambling as he is gonna be a successor well i think it's william though i think that i think that's known for sure no but then next in line we gotta figure out this kid business i guess isn't't harry or is he out of the mix i don't know this is turning into a chick podcast i told you man i told you there's a bunch of fucking chicks being like who's next in line my mom loves the fucking crown bullshit dude she fucking slobbers over it canadians are in terms like because americans do not give two shits about that really other than maybe just like newsworthy but canadian legitimately

oh man canadians are such a just like especially older ones they just my mom's on that like if i talk shit about the leafs to someone yeah yeah like you shut your fucking mouth we do not besmirch the royal family. So here's the probably the craziest news. That's hilarious. You posted this actually time to stop using the term long COVID as symptoms are no worse than the flu. Queensland chief health officer says.

Yeah. So this is a blow to people. People are having a meltdown. I love all the people being like this is fake news all the people instantly like the moment any study comes out and you go this is my identity and then they just go well here's why this is not true can you believe do we trust health officials or do we not trust health buddy i got tagged in a video yesterday from someone who listens to the podcast i'm not gonna play it but it was a girl going on this big long drawn out story it was too long to

have felt like it was kind of boring but basically the gist of it was she was going on this big, long, drawn-out story. It was too long. It felt like it was kind of boring. But basically, the gist of it was she was talking about, this came out two days ago. She's like, my friend decided that he's going to stop masking. And then she was going on how I had to cut this person out of my life. Oh, yeah. You know, how I couldn't believe he would do this to me. Yeah, she's like leaving her husband or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I saw that. I mean, look. I thought it was a friend, but maybe it was that maybe it's i don't know anyways i i mean there's no shortage of these so these people are seeing this next you said this is what you said you're like next they're gonna be like fibromyalgia is made up these people are melting down like the wicked witch of the west with this news yeah i mean look this is your identity and they're you know i think some people are getting disability payments over this so there might be some there might be some cash on the line here you might have to go back you might have to go back to work if all of a sudden the government's like hey turns out it's not turns out you're just lazy buddy do you know what the thing is do you remember when they talk about people that are schizophrenic yeah they kind of

say the one thing that you're not supposed to do is tell them that what they think isn't true like if someone's like the government's coming for me and i'm the fucking you know the king's son or whatever it is like apparently telling them like hey you're john and that's you're making this up is is actually breaks them more because like when brains start to believe something it actually all it can do is make them go crazier interesting that's what they've talked about yeah that's kind of people have talked about schizophrenia a lot like dealing with a family member it's like you have to really like ease them into the idea that what they think is yes it's like a tough one right yeah but what so if someone's whole identity everything is like my entire i have this disease no one will admit that it's

real and some people started i found my community that finally knows i'm like a true that finally knows i'm telling the truth and we know that like i can't walk anymore and all this sort of stuff and then the basically all these studies come back and they were just like yeah after you get the flu like people have known to have a little brain fog for a little bit. It usually doesn't last that long, and it's not that bad. It's not for life. Definitely not. You know how many people have already told themselves they've had this whole inner monologue?

I'm disabled. They're calling themselves disabled. For life, though. Right? They go, oh, shit, I have long COVID. I need an elevator installed by the government dime in my property because I can't walk upstairs. It's like a 25-year-old going up the stairs in the chair. know because they're like fuck i got long covid yeah yeah i mean that would be

tough that would be something crazy but can't what if you're over a certain age that you can get an elevator installed in your house from the government and then my dad did it oh the government pays so it's a couple floors in the house yeah a normal house and the government will install an elevator in your house like one of those ones where you go in the door or is the one of the ones the chairs up the thing in the door that's that's and we're like we're all killing him on it it's like what are you gonna fucking elevate in your two stories? What do you think you are? He was like, it's free.

It's a free elevator. I don't remember. I had like the odd friend. Because they were building the house. And then you just basically put the thing in the government being like, I'm an old man. Right. And they go, hey, I need an elevator. Fucking the government dropped 40 grand.

I remember I had the odd like rich friend when I was a kid who had an elevator in their house. And then you'd, but it would just be like a door. You know how slow this motherfucker moves. Yeah. I swear to God you could have walked up and down the stairs 40 times. I mean they're all so slow and they're never practical. Like you never go to someone's house and you go like like it's a nice house but your house is not that big. You need a fucking elevator.

It's like if you're disabled. No they have to convince you of reasons. They're like well you know sometimes you're bringing in food or you know you bought a fucking elevator it's like if you're they have to convince you of reasons they're like well you know sometimes you're bringing in uh food or you have to you know you bought a cabinet yeah there's like every now and then you can think of something i think movers for life is cheaper than installing a fucking elevator to no government's not paying for life that's a problem uh good old canada apparently everyone over 60 is just like elevators. Will they put one in after the fact

or it's only on a new build? I think it has to be being built. That's the problem. You can't tell them because they can't really... They have to be part of a new build. It's pretty funny, right? I'm sure that some sort of value added to the house.

It's not worth nothing. I don't know, man. I think it might be worth less. You're just like, okay, so the square footage, and then you walk in and you're like, okay, so a bunch of that square footage was a fucking elevator. I would assume if there's an elevator in a house, this place is going to smell like an old person forever.

You know what I mean? It's going to have that old person smell. You're not going to be able to get rid of it. Finding Werther's everywhere. So they're basically basically they said that it was three percent versus like 3.5 percent or something like 3.4 percent so basically they're saying it's exactly almost exactly the same as the flu except a few more people might have it from covid okay but essentially and for all intensive purposes it's the same deal as you had like a bad

flu and now you're feeling foggy for a few months. Yeah. And maybe you're a little tired or whatever. Your body's just slow to recover. Well, that's what I think a lot of people do. You go, well, I'm feeling like more tired and all that stuff. It's like, well, maybe because you didn't leave your bed for a year and a half. I mean, you convince yourself you're sick. Your brain is pretty powerful.

I know. Mine is. Yours isn't. You know what people are just convincing themselves that they're just sick and you go, yeah, I'm a sick person. It's like a Munchausen. Dude, girls really can convince themselves of wild things. So this isn't just girls. There's been a couple of them, but I want to play this one because it's especially good.

So girls get this. So people get this foreign accent syndrome where they're essentially in a coma and they wake up and they say they have a foreign accent. Because that's the thing. We both know this. Doing an accent is tough. Why would you have an accent, though? Why wouldn't you just speak the foreign language?

That's a good point. Because you don't know how to. Well, you don't know how to, yeah. But I guess maybe at some corner of your brain, you've heard the accent so much so it can be learned. So maybe it's too much of a... Because I don't know if you can't do that accent like if you woke up you know you can just do this accent like if i woke up with

an accent you'd be like i'm like it must be like some head i have scottish accent syndrome and people be like uh no you don't that's russian again uh but i mean it's usually asian there's a couple people that went with asian and there's they always go with pretty acceptable i've never seen a man who has it it seems to be mostly girls but i seem to remember a guy having a chinese one that is the funniest like oh no one ever has indian there's never been a guy waking up from a coma being like oh thank you for waking me up come again yeah yeah man uh i don't know well listen she has irish accent go today i woke up speaking with a welsh accent russian nine months ago today i lost my identity i lost part of who i am and how have i coped not very well

i'm not gonna lie it's been the been the longest, hardest nine months ever. Nine months? I mean, no one knows how long I'm going to have this accent for. It could go, it could stay, it could change. It can change? That's foreign accent syndrome for you. Where is she from? Do you think anyone's ever had foreign accent syndrome

that hasn't heard about foreign accent syndrome? Or, like, is she from? Do you think anyone's ever had foreign accent syndrome that hasn't heard about foreign accent syndrome? Or like is from Africa? Do you think one African person in just like some sub-Saharan village just woke up one day? It's a very Western disease. Like, oh, what's up, bud? Hey, how you doing there, bud?

And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, African guy wearing the loincloth. Yeah, like all this shit with a spear. And he's like, oh, yeah, look at that tiger over there. Fucking took a whole yard sale when it spilled on that sand. New York. Yeah. Hey, oh, hey.

The forest of Africa. Yeah. Yeah, it's very, very crazy. Yeah, all white women so far. All white women so far. And it does seem to be accents that you've heard a bunch. I guess, is she near, like, I wonder what her background is. My buddy actually got foreign accent syndrome after he went to Jamaica for a week.

Yeah, that does happen. He came back. M.R. got that, too. You do tend to get a bit of foreign accent syndrome when you come back from Jamaica. Australia, too. Australia is one where some people go live in Australia for two years. I know a few girls that went to Australia for a month and a half and they

came back. Everyone's mate this, mate that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like, you know what? They also get foreign accent syndrome from visiting there. I mean, look, it's women have been saying it forever. It's more difficult to be women and that's just one of the things where they get these. They're cursed by long COVID. That's correct, yes.

They're cursed by foreign accent disease sometimes at the same time. It's a good point. Hell, you got long COVID. You haven't left your bed. You're like, oh, I don't know what to do, mate. Okay. Oh, I've got another ailment in it. Dude, if I was ever dating a girl that tried to fucking bullshit me on that stuff.

I mean, it's a hard thing. She wakes up. She's in a coma. Gets in a car accident. Wakes up. She goes, oh, top of the morning to you. And you go, no, it's a hard thing. She wakes up, she's in a coma, gets in a car accident and wakes up. She goes, oh, top of the morning to you. And you go, no, we're not doing this. But if she keeps it up, at some point, you have to be like, look, I've never heard you do an accent and it's a pretty, like, if it

actually sounds right, then you have to think like, well, maybe they can do accents. It's probably always someone that's pretty good at accents. Girls can't do accents. What are we talking about? One in a thousand? You don't know girls that can do accents is that a thing i don't know are men better at accents probably i would assume men are worse at accents if i'm being completely honest and the reason is is because probably

i feel like girls are they can mimic people better maybe i don't know well now that i say i bet you there's a lot of girls that start dating a hood dude. Yeah. Doesn't have to be black, white, whatever. Like a guy from the projects. Yeah. And then they start picking that up. I bet you there's a lot of girls that dated a fucking guy who speaks with a gangster accent

and then she starts doing it too. What if your girl bumps her head and she's got the Toronto man's accent? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and cheese'm cheese from still. You go, this is not going to work out. Yeah, your girl gets in a car accident. You're like, oh my God, you're waking up. She's like.

Yo, honestly, it's cold in this bed still for real, yo. Honestly, yo, tutus, get me out of here, bro. And you go, what the fuck? You should be bonking around the head all the time yo man's this yo this doctor men's isn't even fucking coming to help me yo i need some fucking food yo honestly for real dog yeah i mean that is that's the thing is she could just pretend to have long covid like if she's trying to have some sort of sympathy for some sort of trying to get something trying to get something but you're like long cove that's a hard thing to keep up

like imagine you have to talk with an accent all the time i know that's very difficult if you're so i don't know i was in dc this weekend a couple funny things one i had an interesting it's an interesting place dc and we met up with our body and his wife works in like the democrat party and he was telling us there's a lot of division over the Israel-Palestine stuff. Like real split down the middle, kind of older, younger. Said that's a big problem with the party. No one's excited about Biden. That's another little tip.

All the tips are not good. Hot tips. I don't have very many good tips on it. People seem to be concerned about Joe Biden's cognitive decline. I was trying to get some tips hot tips that was the hottest of the tips that was like when when was this people on that james o'keefe remember when james o'keefe trapped that one guy on the gay date who worked with the demo and he's like yeah we're worried about his cognitive decline that really was not

not worth the BJ, James. But I will tell you, so DC's 40% black. Did you know that? I did. Don't you remember Dave Chappelle used to have a joke about how bad DC was? What did he say? Just how dangerous and bad it was. Well, I'll tell you what it's dangerous for.

Every single black guy in D.C. has shaved head beard. I've never seen more. We walked into a restaurant. There was 14 men with Michael Jordan on top. Yeah. That's like common, I guess, has that look. Yeah. And it is true that, you know, a lot of white guys are doing this too. The thing is, I think in in the last eight years dudes figured out if you're going bald shaved on top beard black manicured

i think there's white dudes that kind of figure this out you still look kind of off if you're a white guy but my point is the spot's been blown up yeah because it's like i swear you look around the entire restaurant is bald black guys with beards. You sure there wasn't like a convention going on? I thought there might have been. He sees a big convention town. There's Kimbo slices everywhere you look, dude. Kimbo slices.

It was, I was like doing a double take. I was just like, is there one barber? Yeah. So, but this has been blown up, I think. Okay. Like, I feel like if you're a guy that was solving the problem by going beard bald, it's every single one of them has it. Yeah, but again, you have to be black.

If you're my complexion and you go bald, if I'm losing my hair. I know lots of guys who have done that. Yeah, it doesn't look good. It looks better. Maybe it looks better than the alternative, but it doesn't look good. Black bald with beard was looking good. Yeah, yeah. But it doesn't look good. Black bald with beard was looking good. Yeah, yeah. But it doesn't look good when every single person has it.

It looks strange. By the way, we had the most stereotypical Uber driver. He fucking, he picked us up in Baltimore. And then he was telling us about church and he just came from church. And he was like, oh, the food spread at church this morning. Yeah, yeah. He was saying shit like that, right? And he dropped us off at this bar that was like a like a chicken and waffles place and

then he stood out afterwards he's wearing a suit after he drops us off he goes i might hang around here for a little bit he stands outside the chicken and waffles place with his fucking cell phone case the size of hollering at girls no way really this guy comes from church and gets out of the car you got a clean slate of sins we're eating and we just see this guy he's got the fucking cell phone case the size of the moon yeah oh how you doing sweetheart you know picking up girls outside he just comes straight from church doesn't want uber driver and picks up girls i think this guy was the best oh i guess some guys haven't got the message on the whole cat calling stuff but what i was sort of the reason i was bringing this up for i bet you it's interesting and you can tell

me if you think uh this is a theory or not but it feels like the demographics of like the city that all of the politicians live in like dc has a very it's you know very level but they all have like a very specific like way of thinking politics is every you know everyone knows someone who works in politics they're all one removed from some big politician it's the swamp right that's like a just a career path is like i'm gonna go work on capitol hill and all that sort of stuff right or in one of the newspapers or whatever yeah something something in politics and so everyone that's sort of like the political, you know, tastemakers or, you know, policymakers, it's the most, it's a very, you can imagine why if you lived there,

black issues would be very on top of mind. The same way in Ottawa and Canada, you know, native issues are on top of mind. Big lot of reserves in that area, right? Yeah. If you look in Toronto, what are they always talking about? They're always talking about international students and stuff that like Indian people care about

because it's so much of Toronto's Indian people Yeah, like think about if if the capital of America was in Miami You probably hear way more about Latino issues than black Cuban shit and see what I'm saying So I think it's interesting that probably the demographics of a city are like so important on what issues are top of mind Yeah, I mean a lot of Indian Asians there in Americaica you don't hear a lot about indian and asian problem because they just keep to themselves okay but if it was in silicon valley i bet you hear a fuck ton about indian shit maybe i don't i don't know because i know obviously in silicon valley indian issues are like top of mind like visas and hb1 visas like those are all like well that's a specific those

are all like small store yes but in toronto think about how much in toronto you hear all non-stop about that shit yeah so my point is i bet you that the demographics of the city like kind of decide what race gets like the most talked about yeah yeah i wonder that's what you're around yeah because well last time i was in baltimore like we i mean it is you would think uh for how rich the area is and how close you are to the capital like it's fucking rough areas out there like real rough like specifically really rough there's rough areas and rich areas you know you're like that was you go right there it's like people you know living on the streets two two fucking blocks over it's like obama's house obama you're like that's the fucking owner of lockheed martin

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the white house there was all these protests they They're all pretty measly. No one's really paying attention. Yeah, which one? Mostly Palestine stuff? Palestine. Then there was a couple other things too. Yeah, but there's a lot of Palestine going on. But the Palestine one was the funniest one because it was St. Patrick's Day. Now there's Ukraine guys and you do want to go over to the Ukraine guys and you're like, did no one

tell you guys? Hey guys, we're on to a new thing. We're sort of not doing this anymore. Yeah, not really. It really did feel like that the ukraine guys was like a measly protest and you're like come on and the vets who just won his election there's probably like because because we remember we went to dc and like you leave the train station and there's like all these vets and they're like camped out on the line they're like vietnam veterans and they're still trying to just get some compensation for like a war for fucking 50 years ago buddy i don't know i'm sorry we're giving our money to other countries i apologize we just the decision's been made yeah it really is over for you i'm sorry you have to go kill a bunch of vietnamese people for

nothing but uh we're just not but they had a irish day because it was saint patrick's day so there's you know 10 people and they're holding a big sign i should have fucking sent this to you they're holding a big sign and it says biden get in touch with your irish roots ceasefire now so it's a bunch of and guess what the people holding this irish thing looked like so they're wearing irish garb holding a big irish flag that says biden if you're a true Irishman, you'll stop the ceasefire. Four hijabs. Yeah. So, me thinks some of them weren't as Irish as me. Me thinks some of this Irish protest wasn't as Irish as they'd like you to believe. Yeah, well, I think that's a complaint

that a lot of people in Ireland are currently having. So, is your theory these people are Irish? Fuck no. They lived in Ireland? Why would that even make sense? They maybe are like i mean there obviously there are people who live in ireland so what they're so if they were irelish why would they have been moved to america they might be oh yeah i don't know they were living

in if they were like muslims that moved to ireland why were they now living in america yeah they might just be co-opting the they go hey there's a white holiday coming up let's co-op this well i think that has to be what happened yeah very likely yeah but it's funny because you still have the gear on right sure it's like a jamaican guy kind of being like hey we're doing like the russian protest pro russia but you're like okay but you're wearing the dreads and the rasta cop and like a jamaican flag shirt like she was wearing all the like the mus Muslim gear. Yeah. Like they were, these were like brown chicks with like fucking headscarves on with like a green wristband. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I think, I think they figured our points not getting across the normal ways. Maybe we're going to, I think, is there some sort of Irish, uh, like comparison? Like, was there some sort of similar like are they like the north why are they better off saying like hey we're actually we're telling they think like biden doesn't listen to muslims they'll only listen to irish people is he yeah are they just whatever day it is they go do that look like on halloween are they wearing like biden if you really care about halloween's he's fine now and they've got pumpkin costumes like it doesn't it doesn't make sense

and that's why there was no ceasefire because biden looks out he goes he i mean he's the ultimate guy who's confused you gotta like give him layups you don't have him trying to decipher what's going on here that's what you're saying yeah there's a ceasefire they're just it's kind of like pointing him in the right direction like you're irish right he's like yeah you're like wouldn't you want to help the irish people yeah like what do the irish people want he's like i'm not palestinian i'm oh the irish but if you look look at that's an irish flag for palestine did they do do they have the version of the like was it a palestine flag with like a four-leaf clover on it no there's just a bunch of like palestinian people holding a like a big irish

sign it sounds like the pro-palestine folks have uh are really throwing the kitchen sink at it right now i guess they're throwing the kitchen they're just like okay well we tried everything we've and none of that's working so let's try every other well it's you mean i mean look if the jews for palestine are not able to sway this i I don't know if the Irish Muslims for Palestine is going to turn this thing around. It seemed like a long shot. Whoever in their organizing thing was like, this is, okay, I've got the perfect plan. I got it!

It's like, does the Irish lobby really have that much power? If the guy who set himself on fire a month ago that nobody gives a shit about anymore couldn't do it, I mean, they should maybe set themselves on fire. Eight people setting themselves on fire. Now, that would be a statement. Okay. Yeah. Especially if there was some Irish stuff going on.

You said they're throwing the kitchen sink at Trump and they're starting to seize his stuff right now. Apparently, that's because he has't get he has a 400 you said by monday apparently by monday he has a 454 million dollar bond and he can't nobody will um cover it like he can't because i guess you i think the rule is you got to pay 10 of it and then i thought the way the bond stuff works is you pay 10 of it it, which is, uh, and then you get it back, I guess, or I don't know exactly how it works, but I thought you get it back,

but it's for criminal trials. I don't know exactly, but he can't get someone to put up the money and maybe he needs the whole thing. And so they're just like, all right, well, if he doesn't have the date is money,

they're going to take, you think Trump towers? I don't know. They're going to start taking his property. That's what they would do normally. Like if, if you have a seat, like it's like how they took oj's heisman you know like oj had this huge settlement and he had to pay the government and he didn't have the money so they're like we're

just taking your shit yeah like they go to that level like granular level where they're like we're just going into your house and walking around your living room pop that bad boy in here yeah he's not gonna be like a reverse santa claus man. He's not going to be pumped. Like a reverse Santa Claus. Kind of. He's not going to be pumped, though, when they fucking take out that gold toilet from his house in Trump Tower. Is that the kind of stuff they're going to do?

Have you ever seen the inside of his place in Trump Tower on like 57th Street? I've never been there personally. No, but like photos of it. It looks like a Russian palace. Like it's all gold. Like he actually has a gold toilet. Interesting. Yeah, so. Well, he had a Russian palace. Like, it's all gold. Like, he actually has a gold toilet. Interesting.

Yeah, so, well, he had a gold toilet. Whoa. Yeah, the New York... The bloodbath thing was hilarious last week. Ridiculous. This is why I was saying, when you see Colbert saying something, you always got to be a little suspicious.

It is. It was cool to see it really... Colbert is worse than the weatherman. Yeah, it is really interesting to see it in real time, though, because you see the bloodbath thing. You're on Twitter. He says the bloodbath thing. So basically, he said he goes,

he goes, if Biden stays in office, what is he referring to? No, he was talking to the auto manufacturers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the auto manufacturers. Chinese auto manufacturers to escape tariffs are opening plants in Mexico. They're going to make the cars in Mexico, send them over to America, and they don't have to escape tariffs are opening plants in Mexico. They're going to make the cars in Mexico, send them over to America, and they don't have to pay tariffs. Yeah.

Because that's how they get around it. And he basically was saying if Biden gets elected, it's going to be an economic bloodbath. In that specific industry. In the auto industry. I watched the coverage of that, and it was news reporters one step away from crying. Yeah. of that and it was news reporters one step away from crying like yeah being like this is the kind of stuff he's saying he is calling for violence if he's not elected this is a dictator and you're just like well at this point you can't they must know they're lying right

of course so you're just like quite the performance some of these fucking newsmen are putting on yeah i mean i like again they've been doing it for a while he was calling them fake news forever and i guess that's just like what they do now the good point is really like i think it's just it's it's past the point because when people are pointing out like can you see the news is lying they're just like that's what we do that's like saying advertisers are fucking trying to sell you on something and look there's you know what there's probably a pretty large portion of the United States population

that only casually pays attention to the news. And so, you know what? If that's the soundbite they see and they kind of don't care, most people don't care to really go dig into the context. They'll just go to their buddy at the bar

and be like, did you hear this? And then I think, I think your buddy at the bar, like there's probably, you must have a buddy that's being like, that's not what happened you fucking well maybe you do but again it's like no any if you're on the right then you'd be instantly go cnn saying he said

bloodbath you go that's a lie turn on fox fox gives the context if you're a cnn person you're never voting for him anyways so what does it even matter right that's a good point like you're not voting for trump so and they say the bloodbath you go yeah that's confirms exactly what i believe which is that he's a dictator and he's gonna for round two of the end of america it's gonna be the end of the america part two you know what's funny about the trump stuff um well sort of the i don't know uh i guess the trump stuff but also sort of ties into the kanye stuff but the reason i saw something about it but the um you know kanye west is you know kind of fighting with everyone all the time and blah blah right so all of the lawsuits that he's doing milo yiannopoulos is his head of department right now.

Yeah, oh yeah. Every time I see it, I'm always just like, this is like, I feel like everyone grazes over that. It seems like a pretty big, you're like, this is like crazy. I mean, his career was pretty in the dumps. I guess Nico was working with him too. Yeah, I mean, Milo's career was like so in the dumps. Dude, he really is like running this, he's like the head guy at this like multi-million dollar empire now yeah i wonder like i i keep seeing ads for all the but it's just crazy like all the letters that are getting sent out it's just like head of state head of department

it's always like funny to me i mean yeah i guess good for milo i i always look at the comments and no one's really talking about it people who slander him uh yeah he gets in these fights with people i think when he makes deals with some some girl right now yeah some like influencers some girl that was doing something with his shoe company and went south all right she broke i still i still wonder that was the big one recently what his plan is with these 20 shoes and stuff i i can't talk about his crappy shoes anymore no i don't care it's not a good product no maybe it is i wonder has anybody got them it's sort of up your i saw kai sanat got his his pants or something yeah he got two big ones and kanye was mad well because they only

come in three sides i told you i went and looked at them and there's like there's not it's not small medium large or whatever it's one two three okay sizes and you're like i don't know you know in one of those things i don't know what i am he's always like people always say when you're making films or comedy it's like you do want to um you know kind of do something different but you can't do everything different like if you're doing the wackiest movie at all of all time with like okay we're not even gonna have like a plot it's just gonna be like one guy in a room. Don't also make it 15 hours. You know what I mean? If you're just like,

it's the first movie that's two minutes and the dimensions are going to be a perfect square even in the theater and then on top of that, it's going to be upside down. And 3D glasses. It's just like you can't make every single thing wacky.

You know what I mean? I feel like that's what he does. He's like, we're doing sizes different. We're doing this. We're like, it's a new product. No one's ever worn this before. It's just like everything's so wacky. He's a wacky guy, man.

Okay. He's like the Kramer of rap. We should have talked about this when we were mentioning the Palestinians, but the first ever Yentacon has been held in Philadelphia for Jewish singles and matchmakers. Oh, God. Have you ever heard of Yenticon that's been held in Philadelphia for Jewish singles and matchmakers. Oh, God. Have you ever heard of Yenticon? I have not heard of Yenticon.

I can only imagine the noise. You're saying it's going to be a lot of squawking? It's going to be a lot of squawking. A lot of meals getting sent back at Yenticon. A lot of wrong orders at Yenticon everyone wanted their money back no no they want their money back they just you know ask for some variation of the meal or it's too overdone or it's too underdone or just you know what must annoy jewish people a little bit because every jewish guy that i know that's not rich his like favorite activity is like complaining uh to get free stuff that's just jj but justin oh does he do that too yeah i know more

than him yeah all right buddy we went to the airbnb with justin he's on the phone with him for fucking four and a half hours you can get 13 bucks back well jj said he got into fucking free uh uber eats the other day because he said the staple cut his finger but i'm telling you he does it for the love of the game right so if you get sport that's what i'm saying so if you get rich it's like frowned upon now so you almost can't do your favorite activity anymore yeah i guess i mean i don't like i went to i told you when i went to da boca vista a couple weeks ago i forgot yeah and uh and we we had like a meal and man the stuff was getting sent back left and right it was insane it was great like it was crazy to the point where my girl who like you know she's i said nothing back ever like dude i literally, maybe this is gross.

Is that true that it was getting sent back right and left? Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. There was six of us. I think four things got sent back out of six people. And she's like, oh, I'm so mortified. I'm like, this is you. I'm like, you do this.

She does do that. I will take hair. If I get a meal and there's hair in it i will just remove the hair and i'll eat my meal yeah i don't there's got to be something crazy like raw chicken if danny gets a pube in his meal he will just remove the meal and eat the pube and floss my teeth for the rest of the thing being like nice floss but and it's so funny because the people who work there like they're just it's almost like they're just dissents because i'm looking at me like i'm so and they're just like dude it's just it is what it is you know like they're they're just, it's almost like they're just dissents, because I'm looking at me like, I'm sorry. And they're just like, dude, it's just, it is what it is, you know?

Holy shit. They're all, because it's 70, this place is 75% Jewish. Like, and there's probably 2,000 people who live there, right? And then they have, like, this giant, like, clubhouse area or whatever, where, like, people congregate for, on, like, a restaurant and all that stuff. So they're just dealing with it. They're probably just, you know, unaffected, because they're like they're like you know what don't worry we're just taking this meal to somebody else who just set their meal back it's just like a game of musical chairs really right

because they're like it's actually fine we just beeline it into the kitchen and back out and just like literally never even put it down and take it to someone else and just i love it just whack them all kind of that's a good shit dude So I might be having a Yentacon The reason Yentacon is funny Because it's not exactly what you think More than 50 women and men from around the world Gather for the first ever Yentacon

A conference for matchmakers who cater to Jewish singles Delivering decidedly modern guidance Such as Judaism and sexuality Rabbi Shmuley with the dildos dude i watched some clips of that rabbi the rabbi guy a different rabbi that was defending rabbi schmooly with candace owens yeah that guy's fucking mental rabbi schmooly's crazy no the other guy that was defending rabbi schmooly oh i don't know the guy's a fucking mental case buddy he was like he sucks he was saying he was saying

that he goes um he said october 7th is worse than the holocaust and he said it's the the single worst event in history and he goes anyone who says that the jewish suffering is equal to any other suffering whether that be slavery or anything else like that he was basically like that is anti-semitism he said it's and you're an anti-semit and you don't even realize the anti-semitism and he goes he kept saying over and over again they go anyone that doesn't say that our our suffering is worse than everyone else that's anti-semitism this guy was like he said he was worse on the holocaust that's correct that's pretty cooked even for uh a jewish because he was you more uniquely evil he said is it no dude this guy had like it was honest to god it was like when i was listening to this i felt like i was like you guys gotta fucking get this guy off the fucking that's

the thing everybody thinks it's some grand conspiracy but we have some of the worst representatives my guys sucked like the actual public facing representatives are some of the absolute worst candidates to put forth any sort of normal message we have rabbi schmooly hawking dildos because he fucking went on oprah 20 years ago is that what he was that's that's how he that's why he's like uh like there's known thing is i guess oprah used to bring him some other actress recently had a new thing where her son's 20 and she's letting him fucking uh direct her movie and she has to bang all these guys in the movie. Oh, yeah, yeah, Elizabeth Hurley.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's some wacky Hollywood stuff going on, period. No, I mean, they are, but he's not a Hollywood guy. He's just like some New York rabbi guy and he's just mental. Rabbi is having a dildo fucking business. This is nuts. Crazy. Like, with his daughter.

It's with his daughter and there's like video. Isn't there someone, like, isn't there a central board that could take the rabbi's title away i don't think so i don't think you're a rabbi you're for life i don't think it's like being a catholic priest where they have like the head like the vatican is is the head office i don't think judaism has that where there's like a rabbi head office you say you're rabbi and that's that, I think once you pass a certain test, it's for life, yeah. Well, Michael Neistater found a way to quiet the room when he announced,

someone in this room is wearing a vibrator and you have to guess who. There's one big fat fucking Jewish guy in the corner. Oh my God, you know what they had at Del Boca Vista? That's what's going on at Yenticon, by the way. Dude, Del Boca Vista. It's not very religious. Sorry to cut you off. Jews getting wild. Del Boca Vista, and I was hoping going on at Yendercon, by the way. Dude, Del Boca Vista. It's not very religious. Sorry to cut you off. Jews getting wild.

Del Boca Vista. And I was hoping when I was using the gym that someone was going to use it. But Del Boca Vista in their gym. And they have a sick gym, which makes no sense because it's all like 80 years old. It's Mandelbaum's. Dude, it is all Mandelbaum's. It makes no sense. Dude, they have like rogue, like brand new, like rogue racks with like bumper plates and

everything. Like it's like a CrossFit gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's all just like old ladies and old dudes who like in their 70s it makes no sense but they haven't peeled all the gold off the like littering dude but they have uh they have fucking one of those things where you're just like like you just stand on this platform and it just goes what's it do it just vibrates you and I think the whole point is you just hang on and it's like a workout,

but you don't have to move at all, right? Because it's the ultimate low impact. You just stand on this plate, right? And I think there's handles or something. And then it just starts vibrating and you just hold on and that's a workout. Does it work, you think? For sure.

Dude, it's like probably five grand. I was hoping i would see some old lady use it though yeah some fat pig some land whale like yeah that was a good workout time for the cake stay time to have the lunch buffet yeah there is an ice cream buffet though well the other thing about dc which was interesting, was at my show, I've never seen a higher quality of normal-looking, finance-y kind of white guys with pretty hot black chicks. Nice. Yeah, the white boys in DC were doing okay with the hot black chick demographic. All right.

Probably saw seven of that. Huh. It's usually like a black girl and Asian guy, you don't see that much. Black girl and white guy, you don't see that much. Black girl and white guy, you don't see that much. Yeah. The white guys were doing okay in the hot black girl demographic over there. I mean, 40% of the population. I think that's just what it is.

It's kind of what you're around, right? But the reason I'm bringing that up is because I've seen a lot of recently where you kind of see on the internet people sort of saying, there's a lot of the, what's that black guy that's like a reverend that's sort of like- Umar Johnson? Umar Johnson. A lot of that, those kind of see on the internet people sort of saying uh there's a lot of the what's that black guy that's like a reverend that's sort of like umar johnson umar johnson a lot of that those kind of guys it's getting real popular the uh black people shouldn't date white people like it's very so but but they always they always have like they have like a very interesting i mean to a degree like as crazy as it sounds but i know what they're saying because eventually you're just you're making white people because it just it goes that way like if you mix

a black and a white person then they're essentially like the dom black and a white person makes a black tanner person but then if they get it with another tan person eventually down the line you're just gonna end unless you go back to black then you just kind of end up white and and they have skin supremacy too right and black people like they even within black people they're like they look down on the darker skin people too so for whatever reason they're trying to get lighter and then if you just keep going you just eventually just be a bunch of white people okay well that's not the argument they're making i know i understand still though that you're just like if you're okay would you ever say that be like white people shouldn't mix because that's going to taint our bloodline?

Yes. Yes. I say that all the time. Clip it. No. Well, listen to this, guys. They're literally like, doing whites will not replace us. Yeah.

They're literally like doing whites will not replace us. Yeah. But it's fun. It's just fun. Cause the reason it's funny because it's so like accepted that they're talking about like, uh, why race mixing is really bad, but it's very, it's kind of, they, they have that attitude of someone that was talking about like a productivity podcast where the guy would be like, you know, in the morning, what I do is if, if you want to block off that time,

you need to not have phone calls. And the other guy goes, but it's more like, so I set up all my filters on the dating app by skin tone. So that's where the guys are. Can you be a pro black person and be with a non black person? No, you can't. No,

no, not at all. So all so and i'm so well you can't embrace your blackness while you're with someone from a different i'm glad you said that it's very important you said that so he's gonna get really into it here yo this is very important what you're saying um you you you imagine being pro-black as being a vegan that means a vegan there's rules and the rules are you cannot kill or eat animals so imagine you're a person, you save a thousand cows a thousand, you save a thousand sharks, but when you come home you eat a chicken

you're not a vegan, but you're very nice to animals you might be nicer to animals when you add it up first to the actual vegan, but you lose. What's a thousand? What? I didn't know that word started with an F. So to start, you go,

okay, when you are a vegan, if you're saying, hey hey i'm really against killing animals and i save these ones from getting killed yeah and then i go home and kill one but if you go what's how if you're a black person that's pro-black and you go home and date a white girl that doesn't mean you're killing a black person well you're killing the black race is what they're saying which is kind of what i was saying you think that's the point yeah he goes hey you're diluting the bloodline again this is you know racial supremacy stuff vegans is the bad example too because they're up to the wackiest stuff of all time yeah but it doesn't it doesn't even make sense as an argument no just say you don't want because

you could like well okay so now use that for anything else you're like well can you be pro mentally retarded if you don't date one it's like oh you would they his argument is like well we have to do well we're not allowed to but if we could okay so what about can you be pro people in a wheelchair if you don't date one yeah good point i mean yeah it makes no sense the way he's trying to just kind of can you be pro men and not be gay like if you go yeah i'm pro men like i care about men's issues and it's like but when you go home but do you suck a man off yeah but when you go home you suck a man off that's basically a vegan who's killing sharks when he gets home i mean nobody's saying that his analogies are great but it's just like i just love how it's like like just all this like this intellectual thing.

And obviously, there's the first part of it where it's like, obviously, if a white dude said any shit like this, you'd be fucking kicked out of the world. But that's the obvious part. But more importantly, it just doesn't make any sense. See, that's why Indian people are so much smarter because they think all this stuff, but they don't go on podcasts saying it. You're so right. You're allowed to fucking tell. You're allowed to fucking just date someone that your own skin color or tell your kids be like you know kind of if you really want to be that type of family yes yeah which is i think a lot of them they'll be like you know we're we're i'm sure and yeah most indian guys are saying like i don't i don't love that you're

dating this i don't love yeah or whatever but they don't go on podcasts and saying it that's what the and it probably asian girls always say that's the the move is that you've got to bring home like a hardcore gangster first yeah and then when your parents don't like him then they're warmed up to the white guy that you brought home that's like a lot of like new york asian girls will say that just prime prime the pump yeah like you do if you date enough like drug dealers then eventually they'll be like okay just anything fine yes you can date a finance white guy but it's funny because i remember uh i've actually like uh i probably told you this story though but my ex when she lived in her mom lived in honduras and we went there and then this guy like local Honduras guys just came

up and he kicked me in the shin yeah remember that yeah he kicked me in the shin and then he was like they were trying to start like a fight with me and I'm just like a guy with her and her sister yeah he was on vacation basically and everyone kept like fucking making me like not actually but like everyone was re and then eventually like we were talking to this one guy that knew them and he was just like yeah people really hate it when white guys steal their girls yeah and i was just like first of all they brought me here so technically i'm the one being stolen yeah first of all like you think i want to be on this trip right now and you think with a bunch of fucking clucking hens and yeah no shit also uh buddy you weren't an option it's not me or you here.

Like, when you say... 100%. When you say taking your women, you're like, she lives in Canada. Yeah, she lives in Toronto, pal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fucking tattoos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wasn't available to you.

Oh, it was nuts. But, like, they really had a problem with it. It was, like, their biggest thing. They're like, if you want to come here with another white girl, that's fine. But if you want to come here and fucking feast on our fucking women, you done enough haven't your people done enough this is paradise before white people showed up and they're like was it though not a lot of white guys in honduras no but another thing about honduras is they allegedly have the smallest runway in the world or one of the smallest runways in the world and they mention it yeah yeah i go yeah you're on the

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and it like and it kind of like banks if it doesn't work you're done goes up and they straight up were like yeah we actually have like some of the most amount of crashes and plane crashes or whatever but it's all private planes you go yeah no love lost here privates go down and no one even yeah you want to fly some rich person

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they were they had some like outdoor it was in the winter and they had some whole exhibit and there was these guys in like a snow globe and they're like don't like if you take wool from sheep and there's these guys and they're literally just like punching a sheep in the head like they're holding like a fake bloody sheep and they're just punching in the head and you're like you need to shear sheep like it actually like is bad for them if you don't yeah yeah like to say that to leave them is the more humane thing and then and i see shit like that i'm like they're literally appealing to six-year-olds right like they're like we need to get them so early where they actually don't understand and then any normal person is like what the fuck are you talking yeah that's not how you share your sheep it's good to keep up with its head yeah yeah but like dude you can see the video they're just punching a sheep in the head this bloody sheep

and you're like that's not what happens to sheep they appreciate being sheared otherwise they're actually like can't see and can't move and stuff it's like it's one of those things we're like this is a win-win for everybody and they're like no you just leave them you know it's crazy but then i guess if you're six you'd be like yeah that's i don't i don't want to they are getting six-year-olds that's correct don't say cheese i mean who says cheese they're trying they're getting a little smarter with their propaganda because they one of the things they did say was they go the new cork said the potato rule would not exploit any sentiment beings uh sentient beings and also encourage empathy and kindness while supporting the potato

farmers they're trying they're getting it a few they're like right i'm not saying that you you know a little something for me we don't hurt the chickens a little something for you help the farmers yeah get some potatoes everybody's so sympathetic to potato farmers this is what i've always said when they were when they talk about how colonialism was bad i just like, if we could go back in time and reverse colonialism, we don't have these spices, I'd be first in fucking mind. My potato eating mouth was not meant for this stuff. And they go, this is a delicacy. That's like, for me, all the spices they brought over in colonialism

were the tape bracelets. Yeah, like the snap bracelets? No, I'm saying the $5,000 Balenciaga bracelet Oh, the tape Oh, it's a delicacy And you're just like, yeah, burning my mouth Glad that I bought this This salt is so spicy

It's got bite to it I will say That's one thing though Because every time that I cross a border Probably more than anyone I've ever been with I get profiled And I don't know what it is Maybe it's tattoos, maybe it's

I have to go to this special room and they go through my bags and everything probably happened to me four out of the last seven times. Going into Canada or going to America? Both. Really? Every time I'm with someone and you know how they do it is they write the thing on your piece of paper, right?

So they look you in the eyes and be like alright, have a good trip, knowing that they just wrote like this guy's strip search so now i know and i've start to argue with them a little bit i just like why did you write that and the guy is not used to you knowing this thing so he's just like oh it was just a random thing it's like random me every single time huh well he's probably like what do you want me to do you want to profile a black guy come on man like well what i'm saying is if i wasn't white i would i can understand if if it happened to me the amount of times and i was not white i would be on cnn fucking every single day being like someone's got to pay for this yeah and they are they even are

still they're like i get profile yeah but they're not doing the guy that did me that's what i'm saying i'm not getting my justice for fucking 60 of the time getting profiled because they look like i have drugs i guess is what i look like i got bad news for you too you will not be getting justice for this you will continue to get it did it work like did what work like the complaining for the guy doesn't have a marker i just wanted him to know that i knew oh okay oh it wasn't like while he was writing like uh well he already wrote it at that point oh and you go he grabs your thing he goes okay that point. Oh, and you go... He grabs your thing. He goes, okay, welcome. Have a good trip. And I go, what was that? It's the Seinfeld with Elena, the doctor.

It's 100%. What are you writing? What are you doing there? And what did he say? They go, oh, it's just random. They always say it's random. And I go, well, there's 150 people you didn't randomly do it to. You should bust out your stats being like, there's no way this is random.

Same with getting pulled over. I'm telling you, I got a fucking profile. I got a look of a criminal or something. too yeah you should bust out your stats being like uh there's no way this is random same with getting pulled over i'm telling you i got fucking profile i got a look of a criminal or something yeah you interesting but i'm just saying if i had any discourse or any recourse like if i was anything other than a straight white guy i would fucking be making an issue of this you gotta have some fun with it i guess just like put a bunch of like bag of creatine or something put a dildo in there that like ink comes out of yeah yeah oh you know i wouldn't open don't open that and they go what why i'm telling you you do not want to open that you should have stuff like that you're right you can yeah because they go through my fucking bag every time like weasels

and it's always me and another guy that kind of it's usually me and then some guy that looks like a real steelworking crackhead. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they had the, you remember the- Like a guy that looks like he kind of has like urban clothes on from 19-fucking-97. Remember two weeks ago or like three weeks ago in New York City and they were like, they put the National Guard right by here actually, 34th Street.

The National Guard was in the subways and they're like, they're bringing, because you know how they have that thing on the New York subwaysways they've been saying it for a while but they've never done it where they go random bag checks like when you're on the subway they'll do a recording where they're like you're subject to random bag okay and then a few weeks ago i guess because crime's up on the subway they're like we're bringing it back and the national guard was down there i do remember that remember that and then like on the news they were showing people getting their bags checked i'm like i can assure you this is not what any of the people causing problems on the subway look like okay like it's it's honestly they're like we have to profile some people you're just like a lady going to work like some old lady

with a walker and you're like yo that's not who's causing problems but the problem is is like well if we start saying well this is listen if you do it random i don't have a problem if they want to do it randomly where they go every a problem if they want to do it randomly where they go every 10th person that's not what they're doing i do i think they should just profile people and you're probably right it's probably gotten worse for me because they're like we got to be careful about like you know guys with turbans and beers we're not gonna go extra hard on them so it's like dr umar or whatever and that's what i'm saying so i'm they're picking up the slack by doing it to me more. But they're also not getting

anything done, right? That's the double-edged sword. They're also not doing anything. Yeah, I guess. It's performative entirely. Maybe there's guys like me that have like a baggie of coke or something like that. Maybe that's what they're fucking hoping for. I guess. I mean, if that's what they're looking for is a baggie of coke. Exactly.

What a boss. Border secured, guys. Yeah, exactly. we just made the country better and you're like okay yeah i don't know it's they just they have to pretend like they're doing something you know they got quotas yes you know what else sort of like annoys me is they always say you know because i've heard a lot of this uh i think bill maher uh uh was sort of saying this he he's kind of always going on about millennials how they're complaining too much and genzy's complaining too much and everyone's you know you don't know how good you got it sort of thing right yeah and

he basically was making the point again that has been made like you live better than the kings of you know and you go well that is 100 not true because you go you live better than them it's like okay but the king could have someone killed if they looked at him the wrong way so they don't have that yeah they could have sex with whoever they wanted to the girls all loved them they were the highest status in their thing you know so they just mean if you take that king if you take that king now and put him on exile in an island with all his gold do you think he likes it as much it's like no not all obviously the context surrounding which what you have the things matters to some degree especially when you're talking about things that

are historically status symbols that no longer have that status attached to them it's like yes part of being a king is sick because you're the man yeah i mean there's that too i mean he's like yeah he obviously just was talking about basics shit but it's it's just such a bad point to say that you had better this than that guy like there are certain things like yes it is better that people who are like poor still have like air condition you know what i mean so you're like okay so you don't have to be like boiling hot when you're sleeping yes that's true but if you're just like well you have these uh you know you got to have better food than them at the time it's like well compared to what it's all relative yeah like the best guy here is still

better than being the worst guy in probably some other hypothetical civilization it's like that's not how people work no you need to i mean you need to feel like useful is like as a guy especially feeling like useful and feeling um like you have some purpose and feeling like you know you're doing sort of well in relation to your peers those are the things that make you that's the big one is just like you don't compare nobody compares themselves 200 years ago why would you it makes no sense you compare just everything that's going on i mean you can't even get americans to compare themselves to people alive now just in other countries why would you it doesn't it's not how your self-worth works yeah not even self-worth i'm talking about just basic quality of living stuff you go hey you know all these people talking about the one percent you're like well you are in the one percent of people in the world right now and they go i don't

care okay but you're like okay you know what oh you people here can buy like a fancy car back then the guy at hearst and carriage and you're like and the guy with the horse and carriage was getting all the pussy a lot of like a lot of horse sneeze you know what i mean it's like going to the fucking guys who are revving their engines in the in the parking lot of wendy's and then being like you guys don't understand like you're doing better than the king beforehand it was like no they're doing equally as good as the guy who was in the parking lot showing off his little fucking crappy sure his horse like working class people could buy yeah yeah patting his dog patting his donkey they're doing the same as the guy who was showing off his horse at the local saloon yeah yeah that's that's fair so i just hate

that argument because it's just like such a uh like a cop out and it's so not you're refusing to like deal with how people actually work yeah and it's a pretty like just simplistic to be like hey well it's pretty good now compared to 100 years ago and you know well you get to like just write people off you know what i mean like i don't live 100 years well. Well, you get to just write people off. You know what I mean? Well, you just be like, I don't live 100 years. Well, it's like someone who grew up really poor and then being to their kids, like, okay, all their friends that they go to school with have this and you're like, you have none of that stuff

and you're just like, well, you have more than what I grew up with. It's like, okay, but that's not what school I go to. It's like, this is what's normal now. I'm currently getting beat up now for not having things that's not heartening at all for you to tell me that.

I appreciate your story but anyways i feel like that line of thinking just always fucking rubs me the wrong way yeah and obviously there's like i would say 10 of it's relevant and then 90 of it you're like yeah that's how people work especially dudes also girls actually i mean i much i probably would prefer to have my life over like some random king 500 years ago but then you go what's okay what's the most important part executed publicly if a value system if you go hey here's my value system the most important thing to me in the world is my fucking having a car and i live in the middle of nowhere and i just like taking it for donuts that's the only thing i like then you go okay

but for most people probably the most important thing is your status in society fucking what girls like you yeah and your friend group and yeah i'm having needs basic needs mad i suppose i covered that with girls girls i meant more like the shelter and food shelter and food yeah yeah but yeah yeah i agree it's it's kind of i mean bill maher that's just his go-to he goes he's kids these days his go-to is kids these days literally kids these i feel like i've heard kids these days as an explanation for too many things and you're not talking about kids you're talking about people that are fucking 35 yeah you know what i mean yeah

who like cannot afford a home anywhere yeah he's talking about kids these days he's talking about fucking 35 year old parents yeah yeah all right let's let's fill more for you let's do one funny article here the creepy sign your boyfriend secretly thinks of you as his mommy and the reason i'm bringing this up is because it is the most accidentally for the boys you'll ever hear in the history of your life so they go we need to leave it to mothers to act like mothers if you spend more time scrubbing bubbles and washing dishes and less time with them kissing your neck you need to see why you couldn't you could be in the mommy zone so this is they're basically starting out with the

premise that there's these guys that just need to be taken care of they can't do anything for themselves and you've worked your way into being their mommy and this is bad for women and they need to stop and these are the kind of things that they've come up with than women might do to stop being in the mommy zone first one how to get out of the mommy zone stop being clingy solution do yourself and your partner a favor get a life outside the relationship do things for yourself without them when you're having a night out you will miss you they will miss you and appreciate you more when you're with them. I'm listening. Yeah, here we go. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Let's get you out of the mommy zone. Number two, stop pestering them.

Oh, yeah. I'm telling you, the mommy zone's great. The problem is, this entire thing could be summed up into one just quick little thing. Deny your biology. Just at every corner, every turn, just deny all your maternal biological instincts. They'll stop acting like you're their mom but i think what happens is we're already at number two and it's stop being clingy stop being pestering number three is stop emotional drama so as a dude you need to get this article

in the girl's hands and then you need to come out be like my mommy you need to go hard on acting like you think she's your mom you gotta call her mommy when she's when you're banging just to really just really set the tone really set the tone that you've got an issue where you think that she's your mommy. And then she's going to be like, hey, I don't like all this business where you're calling me mommy and being like, you're right. I think we should do something about this. I've looked up some articles. I did some extensive research. This is peer reviewed.

Peer reviewed. Some of the ways that might help you to stop calling you mommy. Get a life. Clingy. No more pesteringering don't demand things ask nicely this is one of the things just act like a dude essentially act like you're my guy roommate literally pretend like you're just like my roommate from college guy roommates underrated yeah i don't call my guy roommate mommy pick up your toys wear something that matches or this is the things mommy will say things like pick up your toys. Wear something that matches. Or this is the thing. Mommy will say things like, pick up your toys. Wear something that matches. Take your scraps to

the compost. Take out the trash. Call me when you get there. All these things that these women are doing that mommy is that... Overbearing mothering type of thing. Because the hypothesis is like, this guy can't take care of himself. And there's definitely dudes like that. And they're saying, stop doing it. I think you just get them a

kid, though. You just knock them up. That focus just moves. That's 100%. You get them a kid and they just have that in them. I think you put a kid in a girl and that kid pops out. I think it's much more likely that she's going to stop worrying about what you're wearing.

For sure. That's the move. They're an adult now. They have a life of their own. If they want you to be part of it, don't act like their mother so stop being naggy so i think you have to go home as like suck on her tit yeah i can imagine this mommy and then sort of leave the article printed out on her bed you know you get it framed you get a like nicely framed i mean yeah this is i could imagine this is one of the articles that probably did not, what is this, Your Tango? Yeah, this is probably a bomb for them.

They wrote this, the editorial room of Your Tango goes, yeah, so the anti-mothering article did not do well at all. That's probably true. Yeah, this is, for whatever reason, people hate this. Our readers do not like the don't mother yeah that one might have stopped stop nagging stop

nagging something you're tango to be like no more emotional drama you're 30 minutes late and now dinner is cold i can't believe you would do this to me i've been cooking this homemade marinara marinara sauce just for you solution learn to keep the drama to yourself i think you're right microwave could kind of solve a lot of these. I think you're right about that. Microwave could kind of solve a lot of these problems. I think you might be making some points that this is going to resonate with the audience. Their audience is like, what the fuck?

Did a guy write this or some shit? There's one more good one on that. It's another for the boys. Star lighting is the horrifying new dating term. And it's probably just happening to you. So star lighting is like gas lighting, and it's probably just happening to you. So starlighting is like gaslighting, but it's when you date like hippy-dippy chicks.

And it's a form of gaslighting based on human psychology and manipulation. Starlighting, however, implies that because someone meditates, does yoga, and has a near-death experience, or has any of the hallmarks of a spiritual person, then that person is right and you are wrong and i've definitely been starlet really i don't know i've never had this experience i can see it though you never had a girl say the universe is saying this and that i'm a free spirit i can't be on time for things no i haven't thankfully maybe i've dated for your

spirits than you i don't i lock those spirits up free spirit the moment i get in a relationship i'm breaking the spirit down i'm locking it up i'm having none of this nonsense although free gets you a little was it that's true just say free free i've i've definitely fucking dealt with the free spirit type where free spirit type and it is true it's like they try to use uh just being like oh i'm just so whimsical i'm so in tune with the universe i'm so in tune with the universe that i can't be in tune with clocks you go what is time you go well we had a reservation that they gave away so time is something i'll tell you what about these you know yoga people that are like not every single one but a lot of these you know starlight yoga type people they fucking miss yoga a lot yeah like oh i was gonna go wednesday morning it's like okay i

couldn't i'd end up not having to do that i'm such a free spirit okay i'll do thursday okay they make they make plans to go to yoga and yoga and stop at three times they miss four yoga classes i mean the universe doesn't want them to yoga that's what they're saying that's the thing it's just it's a really easy way to be just not accountable to anything because you're right it's i mean it's the same as religion stuff where you know something bad happens you go god wanted that to happen jesus took the wheel and you go okay i mean it is a drove us drunk it is a decent mental model to not have to be accountable for anything free spirit or deal with i mean the real the one thing that religion i do think figure it out for people who can like actually you know

buy into it is like when something super bad happens to you in your life and then you're just like well that's just how it's supposed to be god wanted that god wanted that give me as hard as tasks kind of and it is a probably for someone who doesn't have that they would probably deal with that way worse like it probably is like if you can really buy that like if you can 100 you go this is how like you know your child dies or something you're part whatever and you're just like it's just you know it sucks but this is part of a bigger thing it probably is the best way to deal with that probably yeah like they're probably more happy like happier a year later than person who just is like fuck this sucks and there's no reason for this i don't know enough religious people there no i don't know but no i don't neither do i but it seems

from what i've seen on television it seems like how they act boeing we've talked a little bit about planes i'm an airbus man these planes are fucking it is out of control the amount so this dude that was like obviously this was a week ago but there's new stuff coming out every day the whistleblower the whistleblower on all the safety stuff yeah and murdered i listened to all the interviews of the woman who was like friends with him and like family friends and stuff like that and they were like this guy was not not the slightest but suicidal he quote unquote said to her if i die it wasn't suicide like he said the thing that what's his name said to mcafee you know i was talking about yeah same thing as mcafee like a lot of people are saying that now and so i don't know how it shakes down exactly like what kind of house of cards business

goes on here i mean boeing is there's essentially two airplane manufacturers if you fly on an airplane pretty much anywhere you're flying on one of two so is that one of the big problems is it's just like they have just such a monopoly on this stuff? I mean, yeah. You can't really start a commercial aviation business. Yeah, because some people will say, oh, you know, there's a lot of the diversity bullshit and all this. And a lot of other people are sort of saying,

like, that's the tip of the iceberg of what the problems are in this industry. I don't know. I would guess Boeing has, you know you know 80 000 employees or some shit i i it's uh yeah there's just there's two companies they have tons of government contracts they're definitely you know in bed with the highest levels of the government so in bed yeah tons of you know defense deals all big lobbies yeah yeah for sure i that i don't know i don't know what this guy was gonna say you would hope he's saying that they're like skimping on safety requirements yeah i mean

again i it's it's one of those things where you you see all these anecdotal things like last week i was on a flight and uh as we were you know maybe an hour before landing was your flight uh your side a lot lower than the other side no but uh i was near the wheel in like the back of the plane i was on the window seat and then like you know an hour before we're landing i pulled out the card to see what airplane we were on and it was like a boeing and i go huh and it landed on my side pretty fucking hard like a lot of good landing it was just like like it was such a thought it almost felt like i hit we hit a pothole which you know runways don't have potholes and it felt like it and i was like oh here we go but i i mean statistically flying is still i've been watching

this thing though you want safe i know we've seen so many little things of you know and flights and so it's well the safety requirement thing's one thing but if the if this guy's getting uh taken out that's all next level that's crazy if he didn't i mean if this guy wasn't smart enough to have some sort of like dead man switch thing you know where you kill him and then all the gossip comes out that's true why didn't the gossip come out that's the thing if you're a whistleblower you should definitely have some person go if i die you release all this stuff but then the person might be like yeah nice try but or whatever i'm trying to get me in the grave as well just like a unlisted youtube video that i know it's set to public or something 100 i don't know i mean he look if you're a whistleblower and you have all this damning information

hopefully it's well he already told a lot of the damning information. That was the interesting part because he already did the whole whistleblowing and he did his whatever you call it in court. Yeah, it was like a testimony. Testimony. Yeah. So I don't know. It obviously seems incredibly suspicious, but it is a pretty time-tested thing

where if someone wants to rat out like a big corporation they just kill them and then not only is that effective in ending that problem but it also sends a message to future people that hey it's just wild that you can still like get away with these you know if they if they i mean i'll tell you what if they find whoever if they were able to like ever prosecute this it would make an incredible movie yeah yeah i don't uh but again that's the thing with suicide you go i don't know if you have certain people who are allowed to kill people like and you know there are very likely people in the government who probably operate in a shadowy thing keepers the beekeepers right where they're like they're

legally allowed to kill people then they just go kill people yeah then you go bring the prosecutor brings it and then it hits a brick wall the prosecutors i mean there was uh what was it with the eps either it was epstein or there was some big trial which epstein uh fred epstein um but uh there was the one where like the judge someone showed up i think it was the maybe glaine maxwell or the epstein thing and then the judge who was involved with it someone showed up to her house and tried to kill her and killed her son and all this stuff and judged involved and someone was like i was related to some other thing but you know paul when it's politics you can believe that there's like some renegade shit happening but boeing is boeing is in that realm you think that there's like some renegade guy that's just like uh like riding and dying for boeing the way that he would be you know what i'm saying oh yeah

like you could see someone like riding or dying for a politician but i don't see someone riding or dying and like vigilante killing someone for boeing hell no no i'm more thinking someone who the ceo of boeing or something i bow and just call someone like you know the cia and goes we got a problem yeah and your name's on this fucking too fred yeah yeah of course yeah you think your hands aren't dirty you think i'm going down alone but again we have a problem together until there's actual because all this boeing stuff and i mean the one where the window ripped out is obviously insane. But as far as I understand, there's still a casualties involved here. So I don't know. It's hard to be super alarmed.

I don't question flying at all. And I can't imagine. I trust the pilot. If pilots are okay flying these things, then I'm okay until until something several bad things happen i'm flying every week so that's what but i'm saying until several bad things happen in a short period of time where you go okay clearly something's going on here basically have to quit my job if i was yeah well you go anymore well you just go john madden style and just get the bus you just gotta get a bus yeah the um so i watched the uh elon musk

in the don lemon interview yeah and interesting that it's we sort of mentioned it a little bit last week but basically he's gone on the entire press tour now kind of being like you know how much of a bitch is elon musk and stuff like that right and i thought it was does it cause him like oh he's such a snowflake i never he's so sensitive i can't believe he's so sensitive it's like don you were crying when justy small even though you knew it was fake like i'm pretty sure that came out where he was told that it was fake don lemon does like to fucking tear up that's his favorite thing he does he's a soft man he was crazy too the part that i took the most issue with with the don lemon thing was when he was saying how tough his like life as a black man is he goes you know

like i've i've surely been you know i've surely missed opportunities rich guy in new york well you're like dude you're first off you're a multi-millionaire you're in your industry you're probably at the top even after getting fired by cnn like you're still like at the top of this thing you had the nerve to ask him for what was it like eight million dollars a cyber truck and shares in x like and i think editor some sort of like editorial control or something guy thinks really highly of himself yeah but he was essentially going on and saying like you know you know like i've you know you can't question my uh experience or whatever because you know i know i've been uh you know denied certain things because of my uh you know

skin color and you're like first off you can't say for sure that it's because your skin color and everybody has you know like what because you didn't get every single thing you've gone like you've been put forward for like you haven't received 100 yeses so all of a sudden it's discrimination like you know it's he's literally saying anytime i've like that was the reason like they go hey we're thinking of giving you your own show at cnn and they go hey we went with someone else who goes racism everything with everything's racism you're like dude you were the fucking like lead on cnn forever do you think he made a do you think all in all he made a shark move by you know uh going extra hard on elon musk pissing him off losing the show and then doing his big tour and getting back in

the news or do you think it's like he you lost a lot of money you get back in the news for a month and it's not going to lead to anything and you all you did was try to be a weasel uh yeah i think so i think he probably misplayed it i wonder if this was the plan all along and that he was asking for all this crazy shit not thinking he would get that's what i'm saying like a big gotcha do you think this was his big plan yeah maybe to walk in there and like ambush sort of thing he's about uh the interesting part was when they talk about censorship because it there's kind of like, that's to me why it was interesting. So he basically,

he doesn't like understand the concept of censorship because he's like, I'm just saying moderation. He puts like an 18-year-old college student argument for it where he goes, what about child porn? And you're like, well, that's illegal. Yeah, that's illegal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not censoring child porn.

But you can tell he's like never had this conversation. Like he doesn't understand. Like the things Elon Musk is saying about censorship, these are like, he's the first time he's heard them Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not censoring. But you can tell he's never had this conversation. He doesn't understand. The things Elon Musk is saying about censorship, these are like, the first time he's heard them sort of thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably. He's really just not familiar with his argument. But then I was kind of thinking for Elon Musk,

it's a weird one because people are saying, they're sort of saying, well, if you're so pro-free speech, why would you kick him off the network because you didn't like him or whatever, right? That seems kind of like a petty move, people he's not he still gets to do a show like well i'm saying but so this is where i come to it's like it's a it's a weird one because elon musk sort of in my opinion like why put yourself in that position where now you're

getting rid of him everyone's like oh if he loves free speech so much the one guy that disagrees with you kick get rid of him technically yes from a technical standpoint you go well yeah that's not free speech like as soon as you start paying people for a show by nature you're choosing you're curating content of course right but there is still a perception that the same reason why like if you're saying like i'm the number one free speech guy you probably want a couple people you disagree with just to flake and look like look how much i care about it yeah you know i mean i'm even living it so there is some element of like i'd want to seem like i'm living this so there is somewhat of a get chris cuomo no but that yes that's kind of my point though you can have that so do you think this was like a stupid move for me elon musk to like think like oh i'll make don lemon that person

of like the representative of like look i have guys i don't agree with sure when it's one you bring in like a weasel he basically like you know does the kind of like goes in full in against you and then you're like you basically have to pull the plug and then you do look like a guy that's pulling the plug on speech you don't look like even though but again from a technical standpoint maybe there's an argument he's not yeah uh yeah for sure. I get the look of it. And now there's several factors. I don't know to the degree to which he, say, boosts Tucker Carlson's content or if Tucker Carlson just gets money, like Don Lemon was asking.

I don't know if Tucker Carlson gets some sort of algorithmic boost by having a deal or his stuff's promoted normal. And he just gets... Because I know if you look at Tucker Carlson's stuff, he has pre-roll ads. I wonder if he does have a deal now. I think he does. No, he does. He does have a deal or is he just his stuff's promoted normal and he just gets because i know like if you look at tucker carlson stuff he has pre-roll ads i wonder if he does have a deal now i think he does he does have a deal and my question is like was don lemon asking for 10 times as much money as tucker carlson and he's you know and he's just like yo we don't even pay tucker carlson that why are we giving don lemon that you know like don lemon was just asking for way too much and then

i don't know obviously i can see how how elon musk after that interview that's what i'm saying if i was like elon musk's team when they were like okay we're thinking about people don lemon's like not a chance next like you know what i mean you think that you sort of you put himself in this position a little bit 100 but in terms of any negative of like any negative towards x i guess he just i guess he just doesn't give a shit hey one he doesn't give a shit it's not gonna damage well he obviously gives somewhat of a shit because he did the interview he did the interview because it was yeah he did so he does give somewhat of a shit about making the best moves you know yeah yeah well i i think he

miscalculated that for sure that's my that's what i'm asking yeah i i maybe he probably didn't think it would be that adversarial and you know uh but but i don't i don't know like i probably didn't think it would be that adversarial. And, you know, but I don't know. Like, I don't think bringing Don Lemon onto the platform was going to bring advertisers back, for example. Like, I don't know if it would be actual net benefit for the X as a business. Probably not. I mean, whatever. I think the whole purpose was to say, like, look, I have people that I disagree with. And so that backfired in some ways that's all

i'm saying maybe you should have just could have avoided this whole thing in the first place yeah but i guess the backfire is will we be talking about this in two weeks probably not well that you could say that about anything so i think that probably the moral is it was just like uh if you look at it where you're kind of like oh we're two people different opinions you're like that's not really what the case is it's like these are people that consider you like an enemy they would like to bring you down which is different than someone disagrees i mean again any business where the you know if you hire someone and they were like that with the guy who owns the company probably the same thing's gonna happen to anybody or if at least if you fucking it wasn't part of the work

that's why it's complicated right because you're well, what's he just not supposed to talk about you? Because it's his boss? Like, that's weird. Yeah. So it does, it just makes, it is sort of a weird position. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah, but any, and I know, but you know, any person who probably goes on any like mainstream media who has a show and just starts trashing their boss is probably not

going to have a show for very long. But. It's a tough one. My because he's like also he's the owner he's the owner and i'm a public figure and my whole deal is like hey i'm even bringing on people to talk shit about me like to some degree like almost that was the whole purpose of this it was a mistake it was for sure a mistake also i don't even think that he the don lemon uh because the problem is i i think a lot of his audience left twitter probably because they're on threads or whatever the fuck so i'm just i can't imagine don lemon has that i'm trying to see i'm trying to see the numbers is there that many lemon heads out there okay so i'm just just just because i wanted to get a real i really don't think the lemon heads are coming out dude real time uh this is just impressions

of this interview from don lemon this interview that's real time uh this is just impressions of this interview from don lemon this interview that's different well but i'm just saying in terms of the time kind of numbers that don lemon brings to the platform this did 1.8 million impressions currently after like two days it's not much that's actually not high at all super low well that's the thing every retweet is like 10 impressions right so you're like in terms of actual views like this thing bombed this thing bombed really badly so i mean borderline makes the case for elon musk you're like dude don lemon has 1.5 million followers like there are smart people that have some you know reasonable arguments

about why they agree with censorship or at least doesn't sound like a yeah like you said like a kid yeah whereas his is just like you're just you don't really have any you're just like you know all the people listen to me you think you're bad and they want me to say that yeah and you're going and you he probably if you got in the weeds on it wouldn't even have any good explanation no there's no there is like yeah i mean yeah what do we censor then what do you want us to censor and then what's the line like you know it is funny because people always like get mad at people who like you almost they go like you're simping for billionaires or whatever um because it is one it is a little bit true where every every dude sort of like you know when they say they're like taxing billionaires and you're kind of like they can't tax guys like us

it's like well you're gonna take money, they can't tax guys like us. You know what I mean? It's like, what, you're going to take money from Elon? It's probably like one guy, then it's me next. You're just like, it's basically Elon, maybe two, three others, then me. Then I'm about to lose it. Because you know that thing where they say like, oh, like a lot of people, they don't want you to tax rich because they see themselves as rich that just haven't got there yet.

I think that's me. I think I'm who they're talking about. Sure. When I had no money for years, I still saw myself as like, yeah, but I will be rich. Also- At a point, you're just like, when it hasn't happened, you're like, trust me, I'm meant to be- Also from a pragmatic standpoint. Then the government's going to be taking away my billions.

Taxing the rich thing. Look, if we went ahead and taxed the rich to the extent Bernie Sanders wants to, it's not going to fix anything. That's the other thought. That's the other thing. You go, okay. I mean, there's an argument on that too. But I think the reason I even brought this up is i think there's something good about that like with america where you're kind of like so many people here i think and if you look at like uk where it's a

little more like class oriented they don't have that as much where in america it is a lot of people that are like yeah i will be rich yeah i'm gonna and i think that's like so that's why there probably is so many guys like they would call simpson for billionaires because they're like yeah that could be me and you're like it could though i mean it could so i think it's somewhat of like a good mentality if they're like we're oh we're taking all this money from people have 10 million dollars and you're like and you're kind of like oh that's basic to me dude you could fucking win the and this this is like must be the only country on earth i would i would guess where you can there was that guy in california who won the lottery and he won like 900 million dollars like after tax dude he's been it's insane what's he been doing has he been mackenzie bezos

in it away or what fuck no man he's been going and building slides dude he's been he bought two different properties like one of them was like 90 million dollars like he's just been buying real estate but he's buying these like insane multiple places like He bought some place in Malibu for $100 million. What kind of guy is he? Just like a dude. Like a cowboy guy? Cowboy? I don't know.

Where's he from? He's from California. He's just like a regular guy from California. He's a California surfer guy? No, no, no. I don't think so. I don't even know how to explain it. He's just a regular dude.

I don't know. He probably worked a middle class job. I don't think so. I think he's, I don't even know how to explain it. He's just a regular dude. I don't know. He probably worked like a middle-class job, won fucking $900 million, and he's blowing it. But he's not blowing it because he's buying real estate investments. I don't know what kind of investment like $130 million house is, but.

Well, dudes that have been changing to chicks are fucking crushing it right now. We talked a little about Luca Magnata. Right now, male Spanish soldiers are self-identifying as women to get better army digs, but only a handful are bothering to change their names. Male soldiers are self-identifying. Army Corporal Roberto something something, who registered as a female in the past 12 months,

reportedly he gets a better salary now. He has nicer accommodations. And then also also he was told that his pension's gone up because women get more to compensate for equality inequality and he also gets a 15 more annual salary for being a mother do you have to have a like does he have a kid oh he has a kid so he's he's got kids so he's a mother now i mean look at some point he's fucking stupid not to do this. This guy.

And you know what the best part is? Because out of respect for he said he didn't want to be in the female houses out of respect for them, the showering with them and stuff. So they just gave him his own house. So he's one of the only guys that has his own digs. Sounds pretty good. Corbel has been allowed to maintain his beard because facial hair is permitted for women, whereas guys have to shave their beard.

Facial hair is permitted. There's nothing in the code of conduct about women having facial hair is permitted for women, whereas guys have to shave their beard. What do you mean facial hair is permitted for women? There's nothing in the code of conduct about women having facial hair. So in the male conduct, there's a big thing where you're not allowed to have a beard. For females, it doesn't mention the beard. This is just a smart guy. It's a galaxy brain.

That's exactly what it is. This is a smart lady. Sorry. This is a very smart lady. He has a private room. So this guy's living the life. Yeah. It's funny, too, because you know this. The whole point so this guy's living the life yeah it's funny too because you know this like the whole point of this is to piss the people off who made these decisions of course

and then you're just really just like putting it right in their face and they're just like well the only alternative is to undo this which is or say he's lying which is what's well you can't say no no i mean they said it they set the system up where you can't be lying so then all they could do is just get rid of this this whole entire thing which means you're like we've been wrong for how long yeah dudes are crushing it in this the uh why women's prisons are in california are passing out condoms so in the women's prisons the guys that transition into girls and go over to the girls prison they get fucking have a condom dispenser so they could smash you it's weird because in the article they're like it's illegal to have sex in a prison so at the

very least well it's a bit of like if you're gonna do it i'd rather be here and safe right they go hey we don't need a bunch of chicks knocked up because that's the thing right a dude could just go knock up every chick in the prison theoretically i know right like in a couple months you could just have a turn that thing into a fucking nursery that's correct yeah and i think that's you know what i do want to say that as a maybe a positive to women so guys are figuring out this things and they've like in situations like this where this is stupid the guys are the ones that are going to take advantage of it and kind of push it to its logical extreme until everyone realizes it's wacky yeah um i watched the program which is so basically they have these

schools that were in uh new york and all over the world it's like a real racket and a lot of them are getting government money and they're basically like really abusing these kids like non-stop and justin silver went to it he went to that one specifically went to the new york one that's crazy i was saying we should maybe even have him on and talk about it dude it was like a whole netflix doc about the program and justin was in the school and he goes he was like he says he's like scarred for life for being there he was like you don't even know like the program doesn't even explain it and the one thing i've noticed is every single one of the whistleblowers of this thing that are making the documentaries that are going on talk shows that are trying to get it taken away are all women yeah of course so to

some degree there was one guy remember at the beginning there was one dude so yeah but that is something where you're like you do need women to like i've kind of said this before about like bad factory conditions like that probably stopped when women started working there. You know what I mean? So you almost... That is... All the guys just bury it and never talk about it ever again. Where the girls are like,

Oh, this has to stop today. If they had never done that to girls, there would never be a Netflix documentary. It should still be going on to this day. No one would be talking about it. But because it was a woman, maybe a few gay guys if they were sure but because it was a woman they made it a big stink and they're like bringing this thing down so they're sort of that energy does help when there's like a bad thing happening that you need someone

to complain about it to complain that's true i did wonder it is wild what's going on there i did watch that thing though and i go because did you not know justin was in it i saw his post i thought he went to a school like it i don't know he said he went to that school it's not that school they're all owned by this one company they have different names and everything this one fucking guy who owns this trillion dollar ranch and then nowadays in the last while they like they were doing calling the place and they basically say hey we we we have a foster kid and we want to put it in this program and they go oh yeah you can get the government funding for that so the government will pay for it interesting it is crazy and they're all connected with the politicians and stuff like that they did the

crazy part is when they went there and like it it's like this abandoned school, but it looks like they left like a, like a boiler room style, like overnight, they just abandoned the place and they left all their records. And there's just, I don't get how the records got left. Just like, like literally like DVDs of just videos of them just like punching a kid in the head. I have no idea how that was an oversight where they left that stuff. Not to victim blame, but couldn't some of those kids have kind of been huge pieces of shit who needed to be there, though?

Well, they don't need to... Yeah, but that's fine, but it's what was happening to the kids. Dude, the guy was in that school, and he fucking caused a riot, because this is how dudes were dealing. Like, while they were there, the girls were just taking it,

and the guys were all getting in fights and getting the shit kicked out of them by these COs who were just like a dude that started to be a security guard, essentially. And then the guys were all forming riots, and the getting the shit kicked out of them by these ceos who were just like a dude that started a security guard essentially and then the guys were all forming riots and the girls were kind of taking it nowadays the girls are taking this whole operation down but the guys who formed this riot they basically went to jail for doing that and they go how was jail compared to this place and he goes there's a five-star fucking hotel so a lot of these dudes uh so to answer your question of like were they

bad kids like yeah that's the whole premise of the school but when you're a bad kid it doesn't mean they can lock you in a room for four months well they can't hit you you know well they yeah they were hitting you they were locked in the room they were starving them yeah the kids died there kids died there yes i watched like one and a half of that. I relate to it because I was part of a daycare fight ring. As you know, I don't know if I've talked about this with Johnny was here, but when I was a kid, I was in a daycare. And what happened is there's, this is like when I was before kindergarten, I would go

to this daycare where my parents were at work and they would lock us they had 15 kids and they put us in this room probably about this big and they locked the door and they just left you there for three hours and they wouldn't feed you and they wouldn't do anything like that and then basically you'd have to knock on the door and every once in a while she'd come down like every you know hour and basically take someone to the bathroom if they had to go so she had the racket of the lifetime She's probably getting 50 bucks a kid. She's got 1,000 bucks a day, and she just puts them in a room for three hours,

locks the door, and then doesn't fucking even... Once in a while, she'd come down with orange slices. And then, basically, I sort of told my mom about it. I was a whistleblower. What was your record? What? What was your fight record? Do you remember?

Well, kids would... It wasn't that you had to fight. It's kids would fight. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they just put a bunch of kids down there. And then if you get in a fight, there's no one watching it. Yeah, there's nobody to break it out. So there's tons of fights.

I remember just one kid had a permanent running nose. I always remember that. And then, so you're in this fight club. I basically, no one's, everyone's just locked in a basement. Like if one of the kids got hurt, no one would, no one tells. You start banging on the door. And then she'd come down from watching her programs and hopefully i'll let you out so anyways i told my mom about it uh after a while that i was not loving being locked in this fucking

room for three hours a day and then she basically took me out of it because she my mom was sort of like what i didn't know that and i'd been there for three weeks or so they take me out of it three days later we see this fucking thing on the news parading kids out of there with towels on them like the police like raided the place took her operation down you know the sarah mclaughlin music with the fucking towels on them and that would have been me so i always i'm always killing my mom about this how she put us in the fight ring but she doesn't take it because she remembers the story as being the hero that took me out of right she she's rewritten it to like your mom's a whistleblower she she's rewritten it to like i said something in passing and she had such lightning quick like hearing that she heard me

and then marched down there and took me out of there your mom's probably just the 80s were a crazy time ryan well i'm always going in on it that she put me in a fight ring i still remember so as a guy that's a survivor i mean that is a common thing though there is like lots of stories i know these things like even now where the the woman went to jail for like fucking 15 years wow damn well anyways i was thinking that could be interesting to have justin on but yeah talk about talk about his time okay there's so much going on and we have a oh there's a crazy google one uh there's all five or six pretty good things going on in the patreon.com slash the boys cast i will be in boston this week and then uh winnipeg atlanta

san diego houston austin new zealand australia been a yeah australia so it's been uh the tour Winnipeg, Atlanta, San Diego, Houston, Austin, New Zealand, Australia. Australia? Yeah, Australia. So the tour has been a banger. D.C. was really fun. So, Danny, where are you going to be? I'm going to Fairfield, Connecticut on April 13th. Hamilton, Ontario, April 19th, 20th. And then Dallas and Edmonton and Vancouver and Minneapolis.

Okay. We'll see you guys on the other side of the Patreon where, you know how I've mentioned gun range a couple times for the Bugman vs. Bugman? Yeah. Well, someone from our Patreon sent us a big thing being like, he has this gun range and he's like one of the guys who runs it or

whatever and he's like, you wrote this big thing of like, we could do this and this and the training and this and this. Where is it he uh florida i think we fly there but i think we're fine to fly somewhere for the page yeah for sure so for 3 000 i was leaning towards the gun competition i like and what is it going to be like is it going to be one of those uh like pure marksman or is one of those like courses i think it's marksman okay but we can figure out what it is but my guess would be marksman's situation all right but we could But we can figure out what it is. But my guess would be Marksman's situation. All right.

But we could just do a straight-out running race. Danny doesn't want to fucking set in the arena on those kind of skills. I got a chance. Fucking game of puck one-on-one. But I'm leaning towards that. We'll announce it next week if we're official. But I'm leaning towards that. It seems like a pretty good thing.

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